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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
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Link your account to Cygames iD
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Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Summer Mejiro McQueen (3*), Summer Gold Ship (3*), Bamboo Memory (3*), SSR Maruzensky, SSR Nakayama Festa, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Yukino Bijin

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: Summer Showdown! Story Event

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Narita Top Road (3* alt)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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I fucking hate all of you
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I'm fucking all of you
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Tachyon LOVE
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I still do not play this game
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wahey
cleaned up the op because it literally had 3x (embed) in it
next thread we should remove the current event
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can we continue posting feet
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>>574026462
Faggot
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Once this CM ends I'll be banning dominators in all my room matches. I encourage you to do the same
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>>574026514
wrong thread
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>>574026514
sure
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if i already have shooting for victory and budding blossom, should I pick head on or ignited pwr or both?
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I'm still using Double Dominator
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>>574026542
Enjoy playing in the kiddy pool
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>>574026353
hahaha faggot
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>>574026619
Both
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orenji
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>>574026698
what about ignited guts too
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>>574026716
7 and you hate fuku forever
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>>574026776
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>>574026776
phew, that was dangerously close to 777...
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>>574026645
The most alluring mare...
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>>574026542
just go open at that point bwo
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>>574026542
Could you post your id so I know not to join your rooms with my dominators?
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>2 days 3 hours 52 minutes away
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final tally
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>>574026776
I would never! Cease postimg!
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>>574026776
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More feet please
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BROS
EXPLAIN IT TO ME
WHY
WHY DO I FIND THIS RETARD, COUNTRY SIDE FAT BITCH SO SEXUAL
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no fatty propaganda
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>>574027034
>"she set a fire in my heart"
>yurislop
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>>574026619
At least head on, pwr fine as well, but make sure you're getting mid and late race too
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>>574027294
What flavor
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>>574027021
Seconding
I want to be considerate to my fellow dacchis
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One of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>574027540
>t.lolicon
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>Kawasaki Racecourse sees an increase in the number of cars in the parking lot when the race grades go up!
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cheva
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>>574027604
Mayacchi isn't a loli.
t. lolicon
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>>574027630
soul
why do they never go back and overhaul old stuff
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Im so hard....
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>>574026310
daCCHEATS op
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>>574027361
I'd be more worried if you didn't.
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Today I stand, where once Shinzan stood, and took an oath to my people. It is very appropriate then that from this Cradle of the Twinkle Series, this very Heart of the Great Anglo-Saxon Umaland, that today we sound the drum for freedom as have our generations of forebears before us done, time and time again through history. Let us rise to the call of freedom- loving blood that is in us and send our answer to the tyranny that clanks its chains upon Tracen Academy. In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny . . . and I say . . . Dominators today . . . Dominators tomorrow . . . Dominators forever.
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would neo universe do this
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Oh, you hate dominators?

I guess you are.... heh... a domin-hater...
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>>574026480
>posts best uma
>doesnt play this gacha slop
/kneel
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>f2p cards used
she will be the buhi-slayer
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>>574027985
how the fuck would I know
this is the global thread retard
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>>574027985
Uni would be the one asking
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>all SSR chains finished
>even FM gave speed star
>no S aptitude
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a paddling tonight Nishino Flower...
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so what should I expect other than new daily legends races today
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post jp umas
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>>574027985
Ask umajp
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I got the final Maru card I needed to mlb off today's daily!
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>>574026484
Thank you for fixing it and also cute Ardan!
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>>574027985
Uni would make it so that the chance is 120% and you'll have no choice but to agree.
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>>574028138
It would be very painful
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>>574028073
cinderella gray is really fucking good
but I just don't find the game very fun
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>>574028138
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did they really just translate "Papa, Mama" to "Mom, Dad"
like... why
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>>574027985
Friendzone your umas
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>>574024657 >>574025387
sex with dirter
>>574025242
sex with teenage hags and their mother and daughters
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Yae
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What is Grass looking at?
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Reminder that brown is best
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>>574028189
Those two are in global now. You gotta go even further
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>>574027361
>down to earth
>sweet
>loyal to her friends and trainer
>pure heart and goals
>loves to run and eat
>hot hair color
>talented
she's the best girl by far
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>>574028347
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? The trannylators are CyJew are changing things for CHANGING SAKE, not because it makes sense or is accurate, but simple to fill a word count.
Does it make more sense for a child to say "papa, mama"? Yes. Is changing it to "Mom (woman first, naturally), dad" inclusive and super based? Yes.
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>>574028347
i wanna give taiki a big ol hug while deeply penetrating
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>>574027748
it's a gacha, they will always focus on the money and future content outside of things that hold back money if they don't get done like qol.
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>>574028495
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MINNA
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>>574028454
My funds
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>>574028497
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>>574028549
>>574027863
but
>B82, not busty
>W57, not wide
>H82, no hips
BUT WHY DO I FIN HDER
I WANT TO EAT THIS HORSE
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>>574028654
Despicable
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>>574028654
She looks like a vampire.
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>>574028579
I'm not an old man...
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>>574027540
Tom Cruise
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>>574028627
she jorkin
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>>574027748
>developer adds LOGICAL things to a game
>they add little details that makes a lot of sense
>DUDE SOUL SOUL SOUL
I hate retard speak so fucking much, everything is a meme and has EL SOUL
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>>574028702
>Forever Fraud
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I need fat umasses
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i do it for she
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>>574028826
I think it needs more memes.
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10,000 children
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>>574028864
>move to america to meet umas like taiki shuttle
>only see trooned out city whites, violent blacks and hordes of inner city chicano umas
grim
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>>574028864
She's from Kentucky
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I need slim uma with big or small tits in tight outfits that show their slim and healthy body line
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Bwos is this true?

https://youtu.be/pNiCQU7MfsY?t=53
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>>574028745

yes
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>>574027985
NeoUni would rape on the spot instead
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I still don't have the get 10 cuties at once title.
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>>574028972
Skip the Uma in America event.
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>>574029026
ugly ai slopped vivlos
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>>574029121
Because you're a retarded chiyofag
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>reddit spacing
>blatant off topic garbage
kill yourself
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>>574026548
windy rape
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5 runs and not a single one from 6 pinks fired
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>>574028978
Grass...
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>>574029141
There's an Oguri cap with a donkey tail too.
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>>574029171
well that was uncalled for
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>Uma Musume is 23GB on my phone now
>starting to run into storage problems
is there any way to reduce the size of this application? Holy fucking shit almost 25GB is insane.
I'm using on iPhone
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I started playing a few weeks ago and was told to reroll until I got 1LB SMaru, which I did. I have about 60k carats saved up right now so my question is, should I try to get MLB Tachyon + Light Hello during the upcoming banner? I figured that even if I dont get any of those it might still be worth it since I more or less have no cards or LBs at all right now
If I do end up pulling and getting MLB Tach, or end up not doing so, should I spend the remainder of my carats on an uma banner? I only have 10 trainees total right now, 8 of which are mile/mid/long so I have no options for sprint or dirt other than the starter Bakushin and Urara
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>>574029182
My beautidul wife Fine Motion (in her stunning new garb) wouldn't say this.
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>>574028589
me next?
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>>574029026
I don't fuck my trainees
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>Event closes in 3h
I almost went to sleep without spending my 2k coins on the bingo.
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>>574029365
MLB Tachyon absolutely
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why can't we get 60fps on mobile

>>574029359
37.3 gigs on my phone
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>priconne characters in relink
can we get umas there too that aren't golshi
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Uh oh melty
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>>574029487
you can still do it even after the event ends
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>>574026310
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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kissing ogurin on the head and telling her its ok that her career is over
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>>574029365
Def spend 2 sparks on tachyon hoping you get mlb (you have an ok shot at getting it) and getting as many Light Hello copies as possible (secondary objectives, even 1 will do you well).
When it comes to umas its generally seen as better to just wait until an uma comes along you like and roll for her hoping for spooks. You can look up the upcoming umas on gametora in the trainee list (just be sure to check the "show upcoming" option) and then see when their banners are supposed to arrive on the uma.moe timeline. Just remember that when rolling for umas you can and will occasionally get unlucky and have to go to pity as well.
Next planning step would also be to create a pull plan, but for now just know that tachyon/Light Hello is your next big banner.
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>>574029365
yes, get as much tachyon cards as you can
having 2 important speed cards are gonna make your decks extremely more comfy
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>>574028347
the original text is irrelevant because they're not translating it for autists that obsess over what the original was, they're translating it for people that want a translation.
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That's a whole lotta pink bursts missing
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Halfway through the month. Club drama status?
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>>574029712
Fuck off
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>>574029359
Delete all the random audio from old events your never going to listen to again
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>>574029712
Fuck on
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>>574029359
it's a big game and only growing bigger, 25gb is about as small as you'll get it.
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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>>574029494
>why can't we get 60fps on mobile
the gameplay is tied to fps. pc isn't 60fps either.
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Shouldn't have rerolled, I lost so many races and now I'm tempted to use it
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>>574029913
/uma/club won, bricked and mambo lost
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>my trainer showed up with another uma
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>>574029490
>>574029803
>>574029872
Alright, thanks. Is there no point in trying to do a smaller amount of pulls on a random trainee banner in hopes of getting a few 1- or 2-star umas to pad my roster a bit? My uneducated plan was to just use the rest of my carats on either Copano or Falcon to get some dirt-capable umas if luck permits
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>>574029983
is that even possible? How? The only option I see is to turn off downloading new voice data
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>>574029365
>should I try to get MLB Tachyon + Light Hello during the upcoming banner? I figured that even if I dont get any of those it might still be worth it since I more or less have no cards or LBs at all right now
Yeah, it's a good idea. I'd say just 400 pulls into it. Hopefully pick up some MLB SRs along the way. Best banner you'll get for a while to try and get more cards.
>should I spend the remainder of my carats on an uma banner?
Kind of up to you a bit. Is there an Uma coming up you're interested in? Generally you shouldn't pull on a banner unless you can do 200 pulls though.

Do you have random/selector tickets for Umas still?
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>>574029712
Cutie
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Is uma a NTR heavy game?
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>>574030547
imo no, find an uma you will like in the future and save up for her
most of the uma rolls should be limited to anni paid selectors/daily pulls
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>my trainer showed up with another man
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>>574029983
How?
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>>574030636
Swarthiest, brownest, smelliest, thirdiest post of all time
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>>574030220
come on anon please try to keep up
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>>574030547
If you have any gems left over after Tachyon MLB you can feel free to spill on Rickey (better than GL Falcon)
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>>574030707
retard
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>>574030220
this is wrong because the claw game is 60 fps
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how come noone ever posts zrr
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>>574030707
No, you either have no clue what you're talking about or failed to say what you meant properly, concerts are not the game and you failed to mention concerts at all.
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>>574030547
It would not be particularly wise, no. This game can be pretty punishing for spending on random banners, so it'd really be better to save for an upcoming uma banner where you actually want the rate up uma. You can get by with the freebies until then. Dont forget daily legend races
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>>574030803
yeah no shit retard, the claw game isn't the standard gameplay. nobody but actual retarded people think "durr the game is already 60fps because the claw game has that"
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>>574030835
Her horrid udders
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Post smelly uma butts
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>>574027985
What kind of retarded vn has percent based responses like this? Am I playing fallout and my speech skill is too low?
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is the soundpost going to work this time?
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>>574031027
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>>574030836
>and you failed to mention concerts at all.
I did say 60fps, which only applies to concerts...? Do you really need every little thing spelled out for you or am I just being trolled right now?
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It's over frens.
She... she is my wife now.
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>>574030581
>Is there an Uma coming up
Not until Wonder Acute in Oct. Not sure how many carats I could get in that time given my TT rank etc
>Do you have random/selector tickets for Umas still?
I've still got the pink free-pull tickets (only 7 so far) but my free 3* ones from the quests have been used except for one 3* Make Debut Scout Race 1 from Tracen Special part 1. Though, that one is a bit out since I have to complete another 80 G1 races and get some career wins with specific borrowed skills
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dirt update, post dirters
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>>574031074
Rudolppe is so cool
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hi
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dating your trainee seems unprofessional
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>He didn't get all completionist titles so now he has to run a Dirt G1 during Junior year
Was it worth it?
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my creek? super
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>>574031227
bro shut the fuck up already you're being annoying as fuck
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>>574031227
Omedetou
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>>574031035
it's pretty common for true DATING SIMS, with stats and all being SIMULATED. they were a common visual novel type in the past, until retards started calling anything where there is romance a dating sim despite no simulation elements. they didn't always show you the odds of choice outcomes but they always had bad results for if your stats were not right or you rolled bad odds.
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orange
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can't decide who is more literally me
dober or shakur
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>>574031492
women with curves and sacks of meat like this are so disgusting there's another common cosplay thot posted here that has the same exact fat lard build and it's so gross
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>>574031602
Incredibly kissable uma
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>>574031512
kill yousrelf nigger
I bet you are the NTR or Curren fag
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>>574031602
Suzucute!
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>>574031602
Carrot
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>>574031357
Tarumae would be cute if not for her repulsive tumors
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>>574031602
i love orange
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>>574031152
If you're too stupid to know why mobile doesn't get it, don't project that onto other people when you fail to properly ask the question with a really fucking obvious answer.
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>>574031582
I miss galges like that
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>>574031738
no one says this
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>>574031380
Sometimes in the life I'm too competitive, you know?
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>>574028882
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>>574031738
many are saying this
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>>574031685
>or Curren fag
I am literally Oguri though... >>574031227 is based as hell
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>Neo Universe breaks her fucking leg during training
>"It's ok trainer. Just give up and restart. You can redo anything, right? You can just give up on this Neo Universe."
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>>574031669
Just because you'll never have tits doesn't mean you should lash out at real women, AGP Still poster.
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>>574031750
trying too hard dude you'll get someone next time
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wheres the jiggieman?
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>>574031020
pokkute
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>>574031492
This made me realize that professional umathletes would probably do gravure shoots
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>>574031152
It applies to other parts of the game like the claw machine. It's funny how people that ask the dumbest questions and know the least about the game act all smug like this when they get caught asking really retarded questions.
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>>574031861
>you'll never have tits
thank goodness
*shudders*
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>>574031860
only 1 worldline can exist at a time so it's ok
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>>574030980
wtff
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>>574031669
>still in melty
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>>574029359
Nope. Should have bought a bigger phone
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>>574032117
I would still suckle on your cute little HRT skittles regardless.
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>>574032124
Damn, shit worldline, gotta reroll.
>*ch-chk*
Sorry, torena. See you soon.
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>>574032173
no one finds this attractive
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>>574032094
confession rejected
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>>574031914
Maybe in your next life you won't be too retarded to even ask questions properly.
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>>574032124
but then how do you have your veteran umas
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I actually forgot, is there any reason to do non-G1 races outside of MANT since they don't give sparks? Aside from getting trophies the first time or hitting specific character events, that is
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>>574032305
confession rejected
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>>574032260
...
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>>574032419
Nopers
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>>574032419
for secret event
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>>574032419
races give you more skillpoints than training
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>>574032281
>>574032428
you really don't need to lash out like this, turn off the PC when you get this butthurt. nobody is impressed when you publicly tantrum because how retarded you are got pointed out.
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>>574032419
sometimes the turn is so bad that +50 sp is preferrable
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uh oh melty
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>>574032512
technically you can get more in unity if there's multiple puruple bubbles on wit
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no one here actually wants to be an uma.
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>>574032496
Helios would do this and then install UmaTok
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>>574031492
OOOOOOOOOOH
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>574030835
I am waiting for the right moment to start
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>>574028081
its missing in high spirits
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>>574032453
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>>574032727
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no one here actually wants to be a ningen.
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>>574032796
pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero
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>>574032173
i find this attractive.
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>>574028081
>oBUHI Cap
Doesn't count
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I love ERPing with Umama, she's so cute...
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>>574031582
man i played this so much back in.... 1999? holy fuck take me back
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>>574032908
Ayabe my beloved
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god I wish I was a ningen
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This is your trainee
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>>574032741
>in high spirits
guts baku isn't f2p
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>first the trannies try to derail threads by posting anti JP propaganda
>then false flag terrible advice
>then they spam AI trash imagery
>now they spam 3DPD trash
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V is at it again for fucks sake when the fuck is he getting kicked
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>>574032512

So if my training options suck ass, it's worth it for that. What about the post race bonuses, how do they compare to regular training?
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uma for this feel
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>>574032796
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my poor Nishino is getting passed around like a toy
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>>574032046
I have arrived
https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
>https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
>https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
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>>574032796
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>>574033023
Where the fuck do you think you are faggot? Go back to where you came from
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>>574033023
fuck off, JP faggots are the biggest trannies here
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>>574033145
>passed around like a toy
giwtwm
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Stinky sweaty smelly cheesy vinegary cute sweaty sour rancid Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

girlfeets stink! <3
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4 or 7
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>>574033073
Still in love.
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>>574033023
They’re good cards, anon
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>>574033236
Just when I post the Cesario...
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I SAID POST DIRTERS
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>>574032616
great, where is my 3 purple bubbles on wit every turn?
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>>574028627
Kitasan's handjobs are proably painful because of her enthusiasm.
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>>574033023
>then they spam AI trash imagery
>now they spam 3DPD trash
None of these are bad, I came so hard to an anons gens the other night
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>>574033370
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>>574033061
>What about the post race bonuses, how do they compare to regular training?
what post race bonuses? you don't get +18 stats +70 skillpoints +100 shop points because we're no longer on mant so they may as well not matter

only race if the training is shit, you don't have the energy to train, really need skillpoints (during parent runs you'll probably want to do this) or got hit with some cancer debuff (slacker, slow metabolism) 1 or 2 turns before summer so you can delay training until you purge it
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>>574033273
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>>574033408
I wouldn't say no though, look how happy she is.
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>>574033410
you realize >>574030701 wasn't meant to be a challenge, right?
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>>574032796
cute sweaty stinky oniony girlpits! <3 <3 <3
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>>574033236
I would use you as my personal onahole.
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>>574033235
>>574033195
>>574033410
uh oh schizo melty
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>>574033370
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I need to suck Eishin Flash's tits...
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHBlsjudo2kwnehsisidb
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>>574033709
trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense btw tranny
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>>574033582
You realize that you don't own this general and people are free to post what they want right?
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new buttplug arrived today but I haven't gone to pick it up yet
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Post something cute
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>>574031469
What letter is her head covering up?
I assume it isn't actually a 'G' and that there are a few more letters on the left that have been cropped out.
I'm just curious as to what the original word was.
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>>574033465
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>574033826
which uma poster would say this
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>>574033465
golem get ye gone
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>>574033821
did you reply to the wrong post
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>>574032173
*Squeezes love-handle while making a duck-quack noise*
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>>574033832
Yae
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>>574033842
Uppercase 'M' from "NIGMA", a DOTA team https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Nigma_Galaxy .
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>>574033802
You and me both.....
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>>574034001
nigma balls lmao gottem
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>>574034001
fuck i remember this first happening lmoa
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>>574033959
No, I have a problem with uptight faggots who think they can control what people post if they don't personally like it. Literally no one has gave a shit about AI sloppa we've had plenty of anons gen stuff for us but now it's a problem and a derailment attempt because one faggot says so?
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>>574034103
6 years ago...
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>>574034253
keep seething esltard
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>>574033686
well duh, who wouldn't
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>Literally no one has gave a shit about AI sloppa
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>>574032085
This is what Uma VA are doing.
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dirt race attendance so poor falco had to look for other jobs
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since the latest update, my game suddenly has noticeable screen tearing. How do I fix it?

I have global vsync on in the nividia control panel, so that's not the solution.
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I have 200 trainee pink tickets but I'm really conflicted on which uma wife should I use them on.
I love Orfevre, I love Sirius Symboli, I love Fenomeno, I love Gentildonna.
Help me frens.
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>>574034334
The only one seething Is you
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>>574034391
God, Creek's VA is so hot
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>>574033885
>Loyal
>Hard-working
>Wife-coded
>Mentally stable
>Good in the home
>White
Grass is the perfect woman.
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>>574034253
nta but my problem with AI is that 99% of AI images posted are of dogshit quality
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>>574031313
>Not sure how many carats I could get in that time
You can use this to check: https://umacaratcalculator.com/
But you should easily be able to get enough by even if you pull 400 times on Tachyon/Light Hello
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>>574034463
I'm not the one you were arguing with, third-worlder!
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>>574033808
go back to /v/ma schizo
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>>574034253
all AI slop looks like shit retard, kindly stop posting your trash
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>>574034603
trolling outside of /b/ is a bannable offense btw tranny
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>>574034501
huh the parking lot is in the center of the racetrack loop???
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>>574034391
This is what umas actually do after they retire with no housewife fantasies
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>>574034701
>the cars go underneath the track
huh alright
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>>574034591
>Sign in to continue to Google Sheets
WHAT IS THIS???????? AN EXCEL???? YOU WANT ME TO DO MY TAXES ?GOOGLEDRIVE???? MAKE A COPY? WTF IS AN EXCEL SHEET GONNA TELL ME ABOUT MY CARAT PLANS??? I HAVE TO KEY IT IN MYSELF??? I HAVE TO PRESS ENTER ON MY KEYBOARD? I HAVE TO STARE AT RECTANGLES (MY EYES HURT)? HELLO CODETRANNIES????? MAKE A WEBSITE WHERE I KEY IN MT CARATS AND THEN BING BING BAM BAM? MAKE IT COOKIES?? MAKE IT REMEMBER YOUR CARATS? HELLO?? SIMPLE UI AND INTERFACE????? 3 UMALATORS AND ZEROOOOO CARATLATORS? GOOD FOR NOTHING CODEMONKEYS NO WONDER WE ARE IMPORTING CODERS FROM INDIA?????? HELLO WHERE IS MY CARATLATOR WEBSITE?????? WE ARE 2 YEARS INTO THE GAME SERVICE AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT??? HELLO????? DEAD GAME??? DUMB PLAYERS?????? ALZHEIMIC PLAYERBASE????
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>>574034454
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>>574034701
can't find a better pic but nyes
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>>574034652
you lost the war, so stop whining.
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>>574034454
Orfe and Donna are limited units, so they're technically your best options if you want to meta it.
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>>574034559
translate it weeaboos
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>>574034818
Is there a tunnel for people to make it to the stands or do you have to take a cuckwalk through the car tunnel to do that?
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>>574034020
I love boobs
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>>574034701
>>574034874
japanese are very good at using empty space
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>>574034454
i think with 200 you are safe on picking all of 4, unless you want to max stars immediately.
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>>574035043
>Bourbon
based... I love tits too
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Halo sex
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gomen mackween...
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>McQueen's VA will collab with Umas everywhere but Pakatube
I'm crying

https://x.com/i/status/2077047162110935112
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wtf did that update do? None of my event chains are finishing.
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>>574031582
I'm not an expert, but I doubt any VNs had an RNG element attached to choices such as "will you go out with me?" that would naturally lead to a change in the story/route. For something like that, either you have the required affection points with the girl or you don't, no RNG.

RNG would be for normal interactions, and would effect her reaction to what you said, such as whether or not she will like your flirty comment or find it creepy, or whether or not you will be able to land a joke. They'd be based of your player stats along with RNG and the reward for success would be to gain affection points, but nothing that would effect the plot. It would only change the next 2 or 3 textboxes.

That anon is correct in calling out that image for depicting a retarded VN
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>>574034470
She really is.
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>>574034975
Bitch I'm not even your trainer
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Despite how overly dramatic the manga is, it still throws even side characters a bone.
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>slop
>m.jpg
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Strongest tits...
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>>574035356
what does that mean
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>>574035206
add 4 dirt races
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any McQueen nonnies? I'm really horny today heehee
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>>574035356
Not him but who gives a shit, an anon made it a few threads ago.
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>>574035451
do you have business with my sister
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>>574035526
no ryan
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>>574035402
Not even close
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>nonnies
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>>574035035
with how little i'm finding translated it's a rather modest racecourse but you can get in the stands or in the fences from the main building, and since the entry costs only 100 yen* *more if you reserve your seat i'm surprised how straightforward betting is
>>574035053
true
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>>574035345
>Tenno Sho "winner"
>only won due to a catastrophic incident taking 1st out of the running
...
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Gold City feet in my mouth
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>>574035713
win is a win
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>>574035356
don't expect sloppers to ever notice the quality drop in resized images, their eyes don't work
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>>574035713
>I would have won if I didn't completely fuck up
That's not how you defeat brats who get uppity
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>>574035965
Brian sex....
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star blossom is so bad
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>>574036004
she has a bush
she never shaves
she smells of flowers
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Of course Mayano Top Gun is the most fraudulent one, because if Brian had never been injured he would had won zero G1s
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>"Hey, godlike inspiration"
>Lose the next race
every time
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>>574034975
Mating press
>>
I cried watching season 1 episode 7
I cried watching the 1998 Aki no Tenno Sho
I cried again rewatching them
I cried multiple times during chapter 5 of the main story
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>>574036060
That's fine
She probably does, she just doesnt like veggies. That doesn't mean she's unhygienic.
Lovely
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Would you a sega?
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>>574035965
Not her fault her legs could not handle the speed she was capable of attaining
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>>574036270
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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>>574035138
How can Mcqueef even compete?
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>>574034001
Are you sure that is correct?
The letter being covered by her head has curved corners, yet the 'N' has sharp corners. I don't think there are any fonts that use sharp corners for a capital 'N' that don't also use sharp corners for capital 'M' as well.

The only other possibility would be if the team choose to stylize their name as "NIGmA" with a lowercase 'm'. However based off of >>574034294 that doesn't seem to be the case.
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>>574036467
a nursing handjob from Creek could fix me and I'm being serious
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>>574036069
trvthnvke
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>>574036270
she doesn't shave bro
she has the classy "I'm too busy" looks to be doing that
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>>574035235
>I'm not an expert
you could have just stopped there. tons of them have RNG, you sound like a fucking idiot typing this long post of nonsense.

Tokimeki Memorial is a fucking monumental dating sim and is well known for brutal RNG, yes including during the scenes you ask a girl out, and yes including a probability roll with randomization in whether she says yes or no.

Rance is another big IP has fucktons of RNG for all kinds of things, down to some games featuring shit like literal roulette wheels that determine what kinds of scenes you get. Across most of the titles, whether you get romance/sex scenes with the monster girls is pretty much always determined by % chances that they gladly show to the player.

I could go on but if you don't know even the biggest VN names then you're not worth the time to give more than 2 globally known examples, let alone dozens of niche ones that weren't translated to English.
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Why is C.B. bad with elevators?
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>>574036272
In italian this sentence has a whole other meaning.
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>>574036465
you're getting upskirt and you're complaining?
>>574036487
>e only other possibility would be if the team choose to stylize their name as "NIGmA" with a lowercase 'm'. However based off of
The font for the twitter announcement is different to the font used by that specific tournament when it came to displaying team names. + I was literally watching the stream and that's what it said.
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>>574036561
Rice Shower's belly erotic UOOOOOHHH SEX
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ass and a sqeaky ball
https://x.com/i/status/2076444360917561594
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>>574036069
Top Gun is also fraudulent about his gender in Umamusume too.
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>>574036272
Yeah
but I'd cheat on her with Xbox
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>>574036676
>Tokimemo and Rance
>VNs
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>>574036690
closetphobic
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>>574036782
me on the left
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Its halftime so I will make 1(one) /uma/ post to say I really like Daiwa Scarlet
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>>574036879
Nice attempt at a goalpost move but this entire chain started off about DATING SIMULATION GAMES, not pure visual novels, as said in >>574031582. It is not my fault if you lack the capability to read.
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>>574036738
>>
Mejiro Ramenu
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>>574036465
>free lewds
>still complains
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LET'S GO RICKEY
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>>574035194
>collab
has this word lost all its meaning? lmao
Saori is a voice actress for hire, she has an active role on an airing anime is is going to the normie tv channel program to promote it. And I guarantee you she's getting paid more for this appearance than for recording an episode.
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what, rickey is a front runner?
SKIP
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>>574037013
>Rance
>Dating sim
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thank you, best wit card in the game
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>>574037252
I'm terribly sorry you don't know how to read the words in posts well enough to comprehend them.
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>>574037348
FREE THE PITS
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Good night
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>>574037189
rickey can be both front and pace
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>>574037482
ok ill give her a single 10-pull
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>>574037479
good night cutie!
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>>574037479
finally
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>>574037373
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>>574034454
Orfevre doesn't release for another 18-24 months, why the fuck would you wait that long?
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>>574035189
I used Urara for mine, gomen Urara
it did feel a bit bad
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>>574035345
No one remembers who this horse is for a reason. They didn't need to drag Suzuka through this whole humiliation ritual either.
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come help with the jiggie my dudes
https://jiggie.fun/Og97sb
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>>574037970
>Precutting the entire stollen
Flash wouldn't do this.
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@umagrok is feng shui real
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>>574035313
AND she's a shotacon
giga-based lady right there, not just crazy hot
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>>574037970

>>574037980
>wants trainer to eat it
>would have to cut it himself otherwise
she would absolutely do it, you dumbass
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>>574038071
No.
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Unity facilities autolevelling is a very comfy feature
They should have kept it for future scenarios
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>>574038047
He has to eat all the Weihnachtsstollen
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>pedo joined the chat
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>>574037832
Damn, you went from too lazy to post anything other than meme arrows to too lazy to type at all, not surprising from someone that can't read but still.
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>>574038329
>Weihnachtsstollen
no one says this
>>574038418
>what if boy, but super ultra mega cute?
boys dont behave like this
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>>574036729
This just makes me angry.
I spent like 20 minutes racking my brain trying to figure out what the original word was before I decided to give up and just ask, only for the answer to be fucking "NIGmA" balls. Not only is it a nonsensical word, but it uses retarded fonts too. If the answer had at least been "ENIGmA" I might have been okay with it despite the font bullshit, but this is just too much.

And yes, I know the image was not meant to be a puzzle, so I'm not mad at you or anything, I'm just frustrated. I hope that Nigma team lost all their matches and had their comment section flooded with "nigma balls" posts.
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>>574038357
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>>574038217
>7
Wao
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Umama owes me sex
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>>574038472
Ich denke und sage das laut.
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MUSUME
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>>574038721
Neh machste nit.
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I can't fucking do it bwos...

Go on... without me...
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>>574038764
It's Tuesday bro.
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>>574038757
Doch! Und Dresdner Christstollen Du meinst das Wort, ne? ist super lecker.
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>>574038764
This shit is going to reach 900k this week isn't it...
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>>574038217
>7
Welp that settles it, Shiraoki-sama is absolute.
Fengu Shui is bullshit and Rickey is a fraud.
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>>574038217
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>>574034964
Dug through my Twitter likes to find this.
You better be grateful.
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>>574038326
Although I certainly hope Aoharu isn't the only scenario like this, I think it would be boring if every scenario was. It takes all the fun out of senior year Summer camp.
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>my trainer showed up with another woman
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>My trainer called me "nonny"
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>>574039208
>the fun
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I still haven't read the new main story chapter
every time I open the game I think I should be doing my runs instead
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>TORENA IS GOING TO DATE A HUMAN WOMAN FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT INSTEAD OF TRAINING ME?
>YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO MOOD UP ENERGY UP STAMINA UP GUTS UP
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King! HALO!
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>>574039398
why is my nose so big
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>>574039453
now this post is funny
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>>574039453
golshi would say this
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>>574039453
>two weeks without having to train or race
I'd get a mood up too.
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>>574039154
Kingu...

>>574039453
What?
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New banner in few hours or what?
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IT'S A YES! OUR TEAM IS GROWING BIGGER!
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>>574039649
translate it weeaboos
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>>574039429
Fair enough.
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>>574039453
trainer recreation means she gets to goof off too
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>>574039654
nah rickey isnt for another 2 days
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>>574039881
she will laugh at my 13cms (4 inches)
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>>574039931
Isn't that the average?
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>>574039931
dont sell yourself short, that's 5 inches.
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i am compatible with tamamo
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>>574039730
Yes, but why is it that the energy recovery and stat gains are better when the trainer recreates with a ningen instead of their trainee?
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>>574039881
sex
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>>574039931
That's average though.
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>>574040116
>>574040053
>>574040019
SHE WILL STILL LAUGH
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>>574040128
wrong thread
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My uma made me cum
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>>574039881
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>>574037846
I'm a patient man, anon.
I would wait stop fapping for 15 years if a single uma wife became real and loved me.
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>>574040076
congrats...?
or im sorry to hear that?
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>>574039931
>13cm
RIP
Thats even worse than 10-12cm. It might be smaller but at least it's not unlucky.
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>>574040128
I'm in love with a JPUma...
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>>574038901
Viel besser, danke dir!
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>>574039881
I look like this
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>>574039931
if you've ever had sex you'll know it should be enough
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>>574039931
Is it truly over if I say I'm smaller than that?
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>>574040128
>i'm just kidding
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>>574039453
>torena goes out with a ningen
>"Eureka! I found something new to use for training my trainee"
>plaps the trainee in his office for the whole day as he did with the ningen
>mood up
>stamina up
>guts up
>+30 energy up
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>>574040429
Not really.
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>>574040184
well it seems like a waste to use your tickets on Orfevre or Gentildonna, because you will have saved another 200 by then. Instead:
>calculate how long it took you to reach 200 umatickets
>make that your start date to begin saving for Orfevre
>see what umas you can grab before then
>profit
I have 71 umatickets and I haven't spent them in about 3 months, iirc.
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>>574040305
Wife Journey
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burger_kingu.jpeg
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>>574040627
Is this what peak wife looks like?
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>>574040429
worry about it after getting a gf
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>>574039931
Taiki is too supportive and wholesome to actually laugh at you
She would say things like: "Look it fits perfectly here, my boobs are the perfect holster for your iron!" as she completely hides your penis in her bosom.
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>>574040957
My hero
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>>574040627
moshi moshi, keisatsu desu ka? Goukan dayo habunai desu, tasukete kudasai!
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>>574040326
BOYS ARE NOT CUTE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>574039703
The jist is
>King calls her mom before christmas
>They have a small back and forth where her mom asks if she finally is giving up racing
>They move on and king embarassingly asks her mom what kinda christmas gifts she should get to make a guy (her trainer) happy
>Her mom cant help but laugh at the question
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>>574041118
those are girls faggot
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>>574041204
no one asked tranny
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>>574040746
I love my Bobo and you should do the same with yours
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>>574041118
What a fag
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>>574034975
~Oh, really? Can you prove it? (I'm hinting that she needs to let me smell her feet)
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is there anything that feels worse than pulling for cards and going to pity without a single copy
I thought it wouldn't happen to me again but it did
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I whirly-woo like this
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>>574041462
How about 200 pulls and only getting 1 SSR (off-rate of course)
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>>574041462
no
that is how the original kita banner was for me
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>>574041462
yes no juicy drama on /uma/
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did they seriously give Teio a bunch of random skills with the word "Step" in them just because of Teio Step?
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>>574041454
vinegary, musky, rich and pungent
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>>574041589
yes
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Now that's what I call a culture fit.
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>>574041427
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>>574041462
i had this happen on both kita banners. i was so fucking desperate after the second 200 pulls that i just drained the last of my carets hoping for a miracle and i actually finally got her on my last 10 pull, then used a crystal and the selector to finish her off. i 100% believe that cygames manipulates draw luck for important banners.
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>>574041612
wait if you're here... then who is the Teio that was with us last night
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>>574041706

>>574041612
Gomen, Teio-Chan, but your mother and her mother already have me on a real short leash.
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>>574041648
W-Wait...

are you telling me....that....

girlfeets...................STINK?Cheese? Vinegary? Stinky cheesy vinegary girlfeets?
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Wait does this mean I can run Urara in MANT now?
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>>574042006
youll have a better time but a couple of the dirt races added are mediums so it's still very rough
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>>574041462
going to 200 on that uma you want. you don't even get to feel good afterwards because you had to drag that bitch home
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just fucking release GL already what the fuck are we all waiting for
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>>574042097
just feeds into my findom fantasies really
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>>574042173
nyo I'm still having fun with nunity
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>>574042173
The sprintSLOP cm bwo?
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>>574042284
Donna is a mime???
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Cuteasan Black
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Now we take the L’Arc from the stinky French
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Is there truly no way out of this umamusumaze
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If you had to be an uma for a week which one would you pick?
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Very last minute but should I pull for SMaru Speed or keep holding? I have 120,000 carats and like 70 tickets but I'm afraid I'm going to need them all for Tachyon (I got 0 Fukus in 400 pulls in January or whenever that was). Front runners aren't my favorite but I do enjoy them, but don't have VBourbon and I can't use it on SMaru herself. I also already have MLB FineMo so I'm worried about pulling on her rerun.
I know she's still good even below MLB, should I just use a future selector ticket on her and then maybe a crystal?
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>>574042382
Core workout
Goodonna Night
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>>574042449
Someone post the mare offspring chart.
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McQueen is so flat. SAD!
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>>574042196
doesn't work for me. i have a fragile ego and it makes me think they didn't want me. how come she didn't want me, man?
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Does she know?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57Fi19vcSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuH_90giGTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KONbqNyQKTg
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>>574042449
One of the retired ones so I can bum around all day.
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>>574042534
You are gonna want 3 strong SSR speed cards for next scenario if you want to be “competitive”. The best thing about Maru is that you only need her 1LB since you don’t care about fronts
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>>574042534
Whats the next speed card you plan on rolling on and do you have Kita
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>574026410
This is truly my biggest fear.
What if my dick isn't big enough for when I actually do it? The only other cocks I've seen before irl have been massive monsters from 8 to 12 and it has been haunting me since high school. Every now and then I have to imagine a co-worker's proportions next to my pillow and measure my dick next to it to remind myself it is not that small actually and I'm worrying over nothing but some days, it really does feel smaller than usual. Anyway, Tama sex.
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Is NN/NSM actually good this CM? I'm not sure I'm seeing it proc much
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>>574042783
>The best thing about Maru is that you only need her 1LB since you don’t care about fronts
fell for this one and now I have 30k fewer carats and a 0LB maru card
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>>574042684
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>>574042173
after CM I don't want run against GL aces yet
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>>574042847
Not really, no. Very inconsistent, especially for pacers
>>574042871
Selector soon
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Mbappe really showed us his Mbappe Special tonight
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>>574042948
But I put it on all my pacers. Why the fuck isn't it working when it's always the best skill?
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>>574042847
buy nimble navigator if you have spare points for funny gamble moments
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Hey guys how it's going
Did you get your summer McQueen yet?
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nonnies?
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>>574043037
So there's no chance of Spanish Miku?

Well I'll still take ARG or French Miku over English Miku.
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>>574043037
It's a boring Pessi victory
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>>574043109
I can see it...
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>>574043039
It's best when the late race starts on a corner since after the corner the races will spread out making it harder to proc. This cm the accel phase starts at the very end of the final corner so it has a pretty narrow window of activation (can still in theory activate later, but very unlikely at that point)
Pacers also just have less umas in front of them, especially since fronts are dead this cm for the most part.
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>>574042830
ywnbaw
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hehe it me a lot of runs to get 3 sprint spark procs but I finally have HER!
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>>574043173
so good on lates and ends?
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>>574042845
If it's any consolation, it's not like you can do anything to change it, so there is quite literally no point in worrying about it
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>>574043173
Shit that's unfortunate. I still managed to make good enough Umas but I should've gotten Ignited PWR or something for Bakushin instead.
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tissue two runs in a row award
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>>574043171
It's skin colored panties
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>>574043109
hmmm.. what is that..
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dead
general
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>>574043378
that reminds me of a really good monster hunter doujin i read years ago
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>>574043271
better, not necessarily good
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Any french anons here?
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i thought the CM was now... but i have to wait another day
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>>574043153
France lost 2-0 (Mbappe Special is nothing)
>>574043157
I doubt they can beat Spain or England
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>>574039054
>Not only do people unironically like this type of hot garbage, but they download and then convert it into a sound file so they can annoy /vg/ with it's unpleasant existence
I hate the invasion of retardfags so fucking much
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>>574043524
Shouldn’t have antagonized the agp anons
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>>574043664
u mad bro?
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raced twice in the summer because of no rainbows award
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>>574043665
youve yet to explain me what the fuck that new buzzword you keep spaming even means, JPschizo troon
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>>574043789
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+does+agp+mean
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>>574043651
Dont underestimate the rigging, argentina have 2-3 guaranteed penalties left
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>>574043378
How do I get good at Koikatsu or whatever this is
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Curren-chan is built for mating press.
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>>574043789
>newfaggot asks for spoonfeeding
color me surprised
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>>574044145
go back to your containment thread yellow faggot
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>>574043665
I unironically prefer uma EOS than that fuck being here
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>>574042449
Sirius Symboli. Great boobs to play with, followers to bully into yuri sessions
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>>574044290
Who are you talking about you schizo, you can just leave or go to /vm/ you know?
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>>574043586
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>>574044339
nah
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>>574043998
Custom Order Maid 3D 2
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https://jiggie.fun/3HiOLM
https://jiggie.fun/3HiOLM

https://jiggie.fun/3HiOLM
https://jiggie.fun/3HiOLM
>>
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>>574044458
Time to wall your windows m8
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Prettyderb
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>>574042783
>>574042871
Yeah I have Kita. Next Scenario is really Kita/Smaru/Tachyon the whole time?
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Very nice for FIFA to intentionally avoid overlapping with the release of OGC
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pls tell me this is good enough to make it to A finals
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>>574044264
>>574044350
>>574044531
Funny!
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>>574044810
looks good your only fumbles were cucky 7 and maybe perfect prep gold version haven't checked if it changes the accel component
>if not those then what
turning the Os into OOs
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>>574044746
And 2 Wit cards plus Light hello unless you are racing longs
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>>574044810
yeah sure
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i can't imagine curren chan taking a shit
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>>574045005
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>>574044897
lucky seven was the only thing I could afford after everything else and yes perfect prep is 50% more accel than meticulous measures

>>574044962
you better not be lying to me
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>>574044810
you'll probably statcheck your way into A finals but it'll be rough with the near nonexistant late race
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>>574044686
Why does she know how to do this
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>>574044746
Mext scenario is Kita+Tach+ your 2 best wit and LH and a flex card. I dont think you should roll for Maru if you arent a front main
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>Festa finally does something
>It's a throwaway parent run
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>>574045130
better than the alternative
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>>574045054
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>Decide I'm done with CM aces
>Throw a cheeky Tenner at Bamboo Memory
>The better Taiki for this CM lands on my lap
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>>574045005
I can picture Fuku eating shit
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TCK more like throbbing cocks kingdom
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>>574044904
Thanks for the info. I'd rather not do something rash and regret it in the next 30 minutes. I'll decide over the next month to pull on the rerun in August. Looking at the SSR Festa from the current banner, I don't really even care if I pulled her vs a dupe of FineMo later on. I'm a dolphin so I'm not really hyper competitive anyway. I've got Gold every CM except 3 Platinums so I'm okay with losing those.
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>>574045284
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>>574045473
my harem
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>>574044531
i tried it, personally, and it sucks
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What's the consensus for dirt CM? 3spd? 2spd1sta? 900? 900+1/1.5/2?
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am I doing TT right?
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>>574045610
The Koreans said 900 + 1 Gold
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>>574045620
>564 escapades
lol
lmao
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>>574045620
No, do more races
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>>574040392
Porn and hentai have destroyed the self esteem of men and the standards of women which in perspective makes the surge of depression waves and loneliness epidemic take a whole other meaning
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>>574045620
Can 564 proc the green?
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17 minutes till my free bamboo memory
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>>574045935
That's some pointless slop innit?
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My gf is from Hokkaido and looks like this
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>Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun
>Look up the race in any english horse racing source (including the official site for The Road To Kentucky Derby)
>Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun
>Look up the name in japanese
>全日本2歳優駿
>2歳
> literal meaning: 2 year old
>Translators couldn't even bother to look up what it's called everywhere and came up with Junior instead.
I am sure that if not for the fact that the uma have real race horse names, they would rename them too
Bonus retard points for not being consistent by not translating words like "kinen" (commemoration) or "sho" (award/prize) in names of other races
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>>574046171
Big need of forcing Spe to lose weight through sex
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>>574045964
I think in theory it could but it cant proc skills that have already fired off and greens immediately activate at the start of the race
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Why is this chud turning me on
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>>574046340
>>574045964
it entirely exclude greens iirc
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What's the 3rd best speed card to borrow after kita and tachyon? Do i just slap MLB maru even on lates? Or is there anything else worth considering?
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>>574046449
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>>574046460
that would make sesne I guess but also just wouldnt matter lol
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>>574046184
retard
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>>574046184
holy retard
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>>574046184
fake weeb
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FUCK I WAS MINDLESSLY CLICKING THROUGH THE MENU
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>>574046695
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>>574046904
bricked
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>>574046591
Cheese
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Imagine cumming on Grass Wonder's sock and making her wear it all day long
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>>574047152
I'd rather just cum in Grass Wonder idk
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>>574046630
Retard
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>>574047290
retard
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>>574046904
niggas really do be losing their minds over 5 pennies
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>>574047361
retard
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>>574047449
Open the door.
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staying chaste while dating Mcqueen and cumming in every other mejiro while we all keep it a secret and laugh behind her back
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>>574047290
bro do you know what the ジュニア means in the race icon?
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Aww yeah
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???
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>>574047557
It means "They're drinking juice"
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>>574047557
No no, he's right. From now on, junior/classic/senior year will also be called year 2, year 3, and year 4.
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>>574047630
steam maintenance

ALSO FREE PULL (SINGULAR) ON BAMBOO MEMORY REDEEM NOW
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CYGENEROUS
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>>574047492
retard

>>574047458
This is a game where poor "people" will skip through entire character stories for 5 cents worth of jimmies
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>>574047557
Yes but no horse racing source in english uses that as the name for this race, including racinginjapan.jp which to my knowledge is directly managed by JRA
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1200 carats
9 free pulls
new star pieces in shop
new daily legend races
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>>574047630
Tuesday Steam shenanigans, it'll clear up within an hour or two. Or jump on your phone
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I'm just here to redeem ma'am
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>>574047745
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>>574047769
>racinginjapan.jp
sorry, it's japanracing.jp
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Honestly I'm feeling pretty derby right now
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cygenerous
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Ah damn I didnt think we'd get the daily legend race update today, I've already done mine.
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>Wasted my daily legend race on an uma I already have because I didn't know we were getting new ones right now
AIIIIIEEE BRICKED
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FREE PULLS ON YAENOBOO MUMORY!!
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>>574048026
>yae ngubu
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>>574047760
great now I wanna play wc3
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AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>574047906
Here is proof
https://japanracing.jp/en/racing/schedule/local/2026.html?openTab=Dec
They use Zen-Nippon Nisai Yushun as the english name
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>Didn't wait for the legend races because I thought they would be on the 2nd anniversary
>Delayed myself by a day
go on without me
Niggers have pulled for Seiun Sky.
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I love Rice
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Looks like the only mission you have to go "out of your way" to do is completing a career with an uma that you've used hint books on. Aside from that it's just play the game
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can i stack the free pulls?
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>>574048114
DAMN you're lucky! What a great girl
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Hoardbros wtf do we do
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>>574047960
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I can finally get them
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>>574048258
there's no point hoarding those yknow
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>>574048191
nyo
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2 months until I go to Dusseldorf
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>>574048258
Sorry, but you're either sticking with the stegofag that's waiting for 5 years before he gets to play the game or moving on without him
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>>574048308
Soon....
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>>574048320
okay...
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Gotta decide who I wanna go for first
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>>574048374
>literally no one
>DUDE I HATE STEGOFAGGOT SO MUCH
HOLY FUCKING OBSESSED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>niggas unironically havent max hinted the aces they use every cm
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>>574046184
Why are you pretending to know Japanese but you can't even read katakana?
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>>574048318
yes there is
what if I spend them on the wrong hint and regret my choice
yes I also finish jrpgs without using any of my best items
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who are your least favorite umas and why
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>1.5 anniversary started
neat
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>>574048353
I hear it's pretty nice there.
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>>574048454
Seiun Sky
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>Open gacha tab
>Prompt telling me my scout points were converted into clovers
>I don't recall pulling for anything besides that one spark for Maruzensky
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>>574048549
READ YOUR CONVERSATIONS
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>>574048526
Creek and Whorren
Why? Her fans, that's all there is to it. Creeks "dude mommy hehe" gimmick is obnoxious, but so be it, it's easy to ignore.
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When is autocareer? I'm just waiting for that.
hard mode: don't answer with snark about Sweep
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>>574048258
I have literally never used this kek
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So is oguri cap as in peak still good later or this is cygames way of telling us she's oguri crap as in piss
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>>574048635
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>>574048561
Yeah, its mainly between Seiun and Maru since she's the only one of the starters that I don't have yet
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>>574048114
I pull Ryan more than any other Uma. I have her at 5 stars already +7 more of her based on star pieces while I have no other Uma at 5 stars and my other 1 stars (that are now 4 stars) are only at like 120-150 pieces.
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>>574048635
>don't answer with snark about Sweep
Okay, I shant. Use THAT, by which I mean the other bot. No, not eden, that is literally just Sweep with a skin over it's head.
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>>574048635
Probably launches with part 2 next week
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>>574048635
It's the game

probably 1.5th anni
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>>574048486
cant go wrong with straightaways/corners
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>>574048635
sweep? lmao just run edenbot.exe bro!
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>>574048752
its over. im never finishing this.
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>>574048486
At some point you will get so many of them the real bottleneck will be dream glimmers
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68 days to Symboli Rudolph
58 days to Maruzenski
67 days to Mihono Bourbon
66 days to Oguri Cap
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>>574048556
Well, it would just be a visit, right?
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>>574048667
It's like 500 free SP if you max someone out, you should have enough to max out your oshi by now, stop being retarded
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>>574048928
enough about urmom
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>>574048921
Haha, sure anon. Sure....
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>>574048752
would have been an issue in M*nt but i can get this done in 2 days nyow
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aieeeeeeee why is uma moe down
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>Completes two bingo cards in a dozen spins each
>End up at card 13th with only half the cards taking more than 25 spins
I love this dog
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>>574048928
I have many oshis so I can't choose who to spend them on
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>>574049102
>>574049102
>>574049102
changed the current event to the anni missions/gibs, updated banners
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>>574048824
yeah you can if you buy them on an uma you think you'll use a lot but then end up not

>>574048894
is this true
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>>574048928
My oshi isn’t in the game yet retard
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>>574047769
I don't think anyone's gonna agree with your stance since it's apparently been called Junior instead of Nisai even in the JP version of the game. It's just a change in terms to match the universe where umas are student athletes instead of horses born less than a half a decade before they get put into races.
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1 week (probably) until I stop having issues with Monies)
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>>574049221
this ruins my fillyphile fantasies
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STATUS REPORT: Who did you get from 1st anniversary races? Who will you be going for for 1.5?
I got McQueen, Suzuka, and about 20 pieces towards Opera
Now going for Seiun Sky, then Digitan, then will work toward Eishen Flash.

No one in the 2nd Anniversary that I don't already have or want so I will probably keep doing Flash into it.
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>>574049305
what you spend your money on? I have 3 million saved
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>>574046464
>What's the 3rd best speed card to borrow after kita and tachyon? Do i just slap MLB maru even on lates?
Maru for the highest stat output per click, also slipstream.
Seeking the Pearl is pretty good, skill point bonus, can give Uma Stan. Gold skill, Dauntless, is pretty good
Daitaku Helios has gold Slipstream, skill point bonus, can give tail held high. Next month.
Eishin Flash when she releases in a couple of months will probably be the best choice for lates
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Is the new update just new dirt races and star pieces?
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>>574049221
Yeah, I noticed that just before the Chrono reply, but I am too deep, so I will just stop posting about it and act like nothing happened
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>56 days to Fuji Kiseki
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>>574049462
I want every card in my collection maxed.
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>>574048632
creek mommyfags should be killed 100% but curren is cute
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>220 days to grab everyone I am missing
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>>574046464
Seconding the other anon's take that your best bet later will be Flash speed. Probably Pearl until then because you dont need the stat output that SMaru has for your third speed card.
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>>574049353
I unlocked T*io and Rudolf from the first races, luckily had Maru already from the launch voucher and got enough star pieces for Suzie 2 days ago. Base Opera eludes me with 56 stars left but I already have New Year version, so not in a rush.
Aiming for Seiun for a month, then I'll decide on either Fuji or Digitan.
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wtf i want to buhi, when's the refresh
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>>574048556
>>574049045
I want to FUCK Eishin Flash and Eishin Flash's fat tits! How about that? And also go to DoKomi



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