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>>574073683She's raping him
Kita-chan is expecting a kiss.
Despite OP's mistake, this is primarily a Hishi Amazon thread
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMEMR DOTO LOVES MARES!
So why is the meme that she's into little boys
>>574073683Stop that, you can't show consentual sex in the umaverse
>>574073998
Why is there a fucking parking lot in the middle of the Kawasaki Racecourse?
>>574074008wow me 2
>>574073683Buebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebue
>>574074024Her trainer is canonically 8 years old.
Hishi Amazon's Secret No. 1Hishi Amazon is a beautiful girl whose breasts are large, and also she runs alot.
>>574074024i don't have the image, but it was said so in the sheets for jp umas
Ummm why did the three goddesses make Maruzensky into a little girl to be more irresistible to you?
>>574074024In her secrets, it says she is often young children’s first crush
Can you guys stop talking about fucking your trainees? Mine is starting to get ideas and I really need this job.
>>574074280>>574074312Damn feng shui is powerful
>>574074363Then get fucking.
>>574074363Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex with Trainer-san. Sex with adult Trainer-san. Knock down Trainer-san. Ride Trainer-san. Leave him bruise and spent.
>>574074356What's this
Hishi Amazon's Secret No. 2Hishi Amazon is pretty and sometimes stands in a weird way, and if you consider her carefully you will come to the conclusion that you should propose marriage to her soon.
>>574074356is it true this happened because he got whipped and the usual jockey uses a whistle
>>574074419Larger copa
>>574074489Her wedding outfit does come out soon...
>>574074363>I really need this job.If you want to keep your job, you would ensure the wealthy uma families continue to make sizable donations to the academy by making their daughters happy.
>>574074443AAAIIIIEEE TAZUNA-SAN HELP ME
>>574074510>heshe
>>574074607Amazon
my groundwork spark…
>>574074583Understood. I'll get on top of my trainee, Tamamo Cross, immediately.
I love feng shui so fucking much
>>574074489Agreed
>>574074626
i will never forget the 1.1k piece jiggie squad god bless you
>It just worksThank you Todd
>>574074668Is SMaru even a good parent, why bother
>>574074290>>>/b/
>>574074510We will never know but yes. Absolutely. I'm a believer. I still don't get why the retard owner didn't send Ikezoe.
>>574074774to complete a full chain to loop later
>>574074363Trainer, your entire job is to make your trainee happy.Love her right NOW
>>574074668GW isnt everything, thats still pretty good.Once GL is over GW sparks wont be that important anyway.
>>574074467the job of a lifetime
>>574074751Cute Journey
>>574074697>>574074562>pedo
>>574074356Does Meisho Tabaru actually have a shot at L'ArcWould that horse of all horses breaking the logjam of three or four decades be the most meme-tastic outcome of all time
>>574074935fukuKEKS in shambles
>>574074935>She may secretly be a shotaconlmao
reminder orFRAUD tried a runback next year but got RAPED by super mare FAT FUCK french teio
>>574075039I wish that were me
Chinese uma list;Mejiro ArdanAgnes DigitalCopano RickeyNarita Top RoadFine MotionStay GoldSatono Crown
>>574074935>>574074970this is fukuing bullshit
>>574074935>And it's even implied that Copano Rickey's fortunes are more favourable than Fukukitaru's....
>>574074510you can see him lose because he started veering to the right idk if ikezoe could fix it in time orferve does what he uma wants
>>574074467from the top of my head and no googles- its the prix l'arc de triumph (or something like that) that no japanese horse has ever won to this day I think. japan takes this personally and wants to win it to show other countries their horses are good enough for a world competition but it hasnt happened yet. Orverve was the dominating racer at the time and was the biggest competitor theyve ever sent and had that huge lead until for whatever reason he just decided to not win the race instead.
>>574074953I want it to happen just to ensure 100 years of Gold Clan dominance in Umamusume.
Am I crazy if I want to try and put pedal and throttle on everyone on top of uma stan + risky + nimble + rstam
>>574074774You could get double circle affinity during MANTblazer even before the affinity change made it less annoying, and if you get her dirt up without buffing her other aptitudes, that's 4 things the pink spark can land on. But like other bwo said, she makes it easy to loop because she can run on everything and you keep the chain going to eventually get greater stuff later.
>>574074953if he's allowed to onigga out he might either win or fuck up the pace so bad a jap horse wins in his place. idk niiga strats feel rare in eu racing
>literal pedoRickey and I would get along so well...
Wait how are we training dirt parents now? MANT for weird dirt hints?
>>5740751526 skills might be a little hard even with rerolls but seems like they buffed chances
>>574074953I'm rooting for our boy Admire Terrorist. If he tosses his jockey again along the way as well, I'll be morally obligated to buy merch or something
>>574075313i thought u do grandparents on URA for URA sparks then the main parent on MANT for race affinity
>>574075425Spe-Chud
>>574075293>more helios propaganda
>>574074739it felt like 3 times that piece count
>>574074935why do people repost this againwho even wrote it
>>574075519the """"nromal""" ones are like 200-350ish pieces per image (maybe 300-700 pieces total) so it would feel like that
>>574075554Your waifu is a child predator
>>574075425>home visitSure will
>>574075313>>574075445It's been a week and a half since the scenarios were updated and im still too fucking stupid to understand what people are trying to do with that shit
>>574075445You need to eventually create Dirt-Mile-Dirt, Dirt-Long-Dirt type GreatGreatGrandparents so you can create grandparents with bad apititudes like TMO Opera O so it ends up with pinks (Med-Dirt-Dirt). Then you can finally create parents
>>574075632Hot
>>574075152Nah, lates like gamba, more gamba you get, the better you just hit what you need to and win out of nowhere.>>574075313You can if you want to get more obscure skills more reliably like Sunny Sign. But you can still get those in Neo Unity if you luck out on winning a dirt G1 or Urara gives you a spirit burst. >>574067654 I luckshitted getting that Forward, March! spark after getting that ability from winning Tokyo Daishoten in SMaru's Senior Year. I'm just doing Neo Unity because SMaru's career can still let me do this route with no issues and without thinking about items. But once I get better cards or go with another uma with a more strict career, I'll jump into MANT to roll for more weird dirt skills.
>>574075649get URA sparks on grandparents then get a good race affinity via MANT by running a fuckton of different races I think
>>574075631not my waifuim just wondering where its from
>>574075039>french teioAwful imagery
>>574074356>>574074953if only Pie-chan was still slated to go to the Arc
>>574075632If I told Spe "Is that you? Damn you've always been fuckable" would she be flattered or disgusted?
>>574075670
>>574075425I can already imagine the folks back in hokkaido talking about how spe brought a cityboy back with her...
>>574075826She's like 1 years old in that picture frame bro
>>574075842Gimme a moment and i'll see if I can draw it out...
>>574075039>>574075770Teiobro could handle her
>>574075670>>574075842i think i need to hang it up
>smart falcon is a beautiful horse>falco is FUCKING ROUND?
Consult the shart
>>574075907for the record >>574075842 not me
>>574074363why not try scouting one who isn't a sexual deviant?
>>574075842...Bobo? Bobo????BOBOOOOOOO!!@@!@!@!!@!!!!
i just pick parents that had good sparks and use those as grandparents
>>574075670So... you're doing this so back end grandparents have good affinity from extra dirt G1s to bolster the final parent?
>>574075941Yeah and?
>he wastes hundreds of hours making perfect parents only to lose finals to late start or whiffed skilllmao couldn't be me
>>574075842Have you tried turning her on and off again?
>>574075039>>574075770i want to fug benis bark
>>574076136>hundreds of hoursI do one career per day
>>574076007Normalfag...
die
>>574076076That's the only level im able to even handle the parent makingWhatever parents have good sparks from farming events points or whateverBut when i do farm event points, i try to take from what i accidentally had from older events or ace attempts etc. and marry it with a good borrow and then send it and then see what i get..
yeah my game is bugged>25% chance of sprint s per inspo>20 inspos>no s>0.32% chance of happeningvery cool.
>>574076136I only do ace runs sweepy makes parents
>>574076221Hitting on foreign umas you just met is immoral...
>good URA GPs with skills/sparks I want>unity parent>borrow some whale insane parentThat's it. Not gonna break my mind with this crap
who has a good character story?
>>574076136>he wastes hundreds of hoursI don't even play the game.I just come here for Uma posting
i wanna fug the browm frenchie
>>574073885Kitasan is nothing like this btw
Told Winning Ticket I didn't want to see her spats and now she's crying in my office. I cannot get any work done like this. Any advice?
>>574076436yeah we know schizo retard
>>574076504Just do it
>nakadashi gives me 4 free trainings in a row >start sweating
Umas that would be the worst at giving romantic advice?
Why are Mares called Himbas?It's literally one letter away from Himbos and then I get an image of some Blonde Surfer Dude-Bro
>>574076570Mejiro Palmer would be too upset to give good advice.
>>574076570>>574076641Palmer would give the worst advice on purpose.
>>574076425they give the chud the best story
>>574076540I don't want to look at her spats! She is a student, and I'm an adult!
>>574073683Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Palma would do this to me without asking first and I'd accept it.
>>574076712Bouquetd'or too.I remember I had one more image of umas sabotaging their trainers relationship but I cannot recall which uma it was.
>>574076632join the oboba side
70 years old. Nearly 400 pounds. Balding. Missing teeth. Do you think I got a chance to train Curren Chan or Smart Falcon?
>>574076858Is her whole gimmick that she's an angel
>>574076862NoNext question
>>574076632Himba means mares in Japanese, just like boba are stallions
whoops
>>574077096anon don't tell me you forgot to do the story
>>574077034What about Mejiro McQueen or Nishino Flower?
>>574077259I didn't have any time to read it...
>>574077278No
>>574077018Angels don't dress like this
>>574077306
>joins your practice room
>>574077335Correct
>>574077319Am I not fat enough?
>>574076124>>574075927>>574075842>>574075972Does this make sense. Just one side of the parent
>>574076858that's my wife right there
>>574076632Why himbas indeed
NZT trophy >>>>>
Ayabe suki
>>574077451>trying to get hired at the age of 70
>>574077543I'm bored at home.
>>574077409Those are some shitty stats for that deck
Which umas would fuck you even in junior year?
>>574077620me
>>574077586I grow tired of this line of questioning
>>574077620Just tell her it is a lucky ritual.
>>574077409Throne should be a guaranteed two 1300+s, what the fuck were they doing?
>>574076712>>574076840That's just gaslighting
>>574077620Mayano because she kept asking for it
>>574077454but why even get dirt sparks? just to run dirt G1's on parents for affinity?
Your response?
>>574077409this is slop
>>574077870nyooooooooooooooo
>>574077870Behold the blicky
>>574077828pretty much
>>574077409Wahey, I borrow throne from him
>>574076641this made me sad fuck you
>>574077620Mayano Top Cunny wants to date you first dayAlso Super Creek wants to be so close to you that this is what happens at the start of Classics (it's the Energy selection of the new year event)
Cafe love
>>574078062There is no reason to be upset.
>>574077870bwo that dude's leg is crushed
>>574077518
Telling mcqueen I love skinny girls more than anything so she starves herself into a medical crisis
>>574078174we get it umama you have whale cards
>>57407762010000% Buena
>>574078456but sirius is 1lb
>>574075904I know what I said
It's amazing how Dantsu's fat roommate sticks out to me more than Dantsu herself after watching New Era
>>574076873i am glad that this mant shit is over forever
>>574078469She doesn't count, we fucked before I became her Torena.
>>574077620Rice if you gaslight her
>>574077620gold ship raped you before you even started the career
>>574078345CUTE
>>574077660She's a unicorn!?
>>574078092creek kino..
>>574077870Rape his wife, mother and daughters in front of him and waterboard him in their fluids
So what does the night do for races?
>>574078803retard
88 years old uma…
>>574077620Ardan. She fell in love with you too quickly
So is there nothing to do in this game now? We wait for GL before making Dirt aces???I already have my parents and Falco, Oguri, will roll for Rickey
>>574078803What does your brain do for you?
What's the context of the DIY island scenarioWhy are you stuck in an abandoned island with your traineeThat's a lot of problems
>>574078929I know an island is too small everyone's gonna hear what we do every other hour after training
>>574078851
>>574078829>>574078875Rude
>>574078803there's a new green skill for night.
i dont care what people say urara is a grown ass uma that is just petite shes a hagHAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
I still don't understand what is the workflow for the parents... All the guides I see loop umas with useless uniques. Why even bother with that?
>>574078853get your new dirt sashes to unlock Rickey's potential levels and have a stockpile to feed to your club as they demand.
>>574079040see >>574077454
natie's fat fucking ass on my face
Training Taiki for the CM, what kinda statlines did y'all end up with? I'm wondering if my stam might be too low even for this race, idk.
>>574079071>rickey needs new sashesthats gay as shit nigga, i guess i'll run 50 careers to get them>donate sashesnyooo i leave the sashes trannies at 0, i only donate shoes
>free scout>only Bamboo Memory is availableOH NONONONOOOO
>>574078851>>574078984Overly lovey dovey Umas are boring.It takes away the whole character
>>574079120nature is peak pump-and-dump materialsexy enough to sleep with but totally, completely unlovable
>>574079190Thanks to today's free scout, I'm only 22 star pieces away from 5-staring Nice Nature!
>>574079160You want around 450~ though you might have slightly higher stams for Taiki if you're doing the secret event
oh rickey you're so fineyou're so fine it blows my mindhey rickeyhey rickey
>>574079287low tier bait
>>574079329boomer
>>574079356fuck off, faggot
>>574079287
>>574079287gonna be honest with you bwo, I never vibed less with a post before. wtf
I'm doing a Kawakami Princess run and you can't stop me!I even have King Halo as a parent!
>hit 800 spd before classic>game decides to rapid fire mood downs
>>574079530based
>>574079559Some cupcakes would be pretty nice right about now, wouldn't they?
where are the pedal + throttle + uma stan + nimble + risky + racing stam parents atnothing shows up in uma.moe even if i turn on max followersthis server sucks dick i fucking hate you all
>finally lost a daily legend race because I sent a Mile Tamamo Cross to the field instead of a Long onecan you guess WHO defeated her?
>>574079806heard vfcord is not sharing parents until GL ends
>>574079806no point sharing if caps at 100 points
Spark reroll is a scam...the left one right?
>>574078978Cute!
>>574079806Stupid brat! Needs overfeeding correction!
>>574079806just wait for auto trainer there's going to be a surplus of parents
>>574080159yes, left is better2* dirt is also nice
>>574074739I would've helped but I was binge watching frieren s2
Are any of the Mejiros non-sluts?
OH they added more dirt races!
https://youtu.be/7mSEY_FU-eI
>>574080541noppers
>>574080541ramonu just rapes you
>>574080396*impregnation correction
>>574080541Bright is too slow-brain to be a slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyftrYQVwQg&list=RDtyftrYQVwQgBROSWHY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MUSIC FROM UMAMUSUMEIS ELDER GOD TIER TIER
>>574080541Ryan(she's ugly and no one wants to fuck her)
>pink fired once in 10 runsFuck it this will do
>>574080749did I stutter?
COPA!?
>>574079387Any insults for me ?
Children's adventure team
>>574080959it's sizable
Everyone's Oguri's butt!
>>574081084Need Brian older sister.
>>574080986you again, greaseball? yuck...
>>574080541mcqueen is pure and you have no proof to the contrary
Nice thread globaltards
comfy...
>>574079267Bad trainer
>>574081189don't post my butt like that...
cygenerous?is this even good for TT?
>>574079387finally an uma who wins because she's better than everyone else
I want my trainee to bite me.
Turning down my trainee because I'm an actual professional trying to do my job properly without abusing my station and relationship with the trainee.
hot take, i think banners with the scenario card isnt worth pulling.
>>574081351Oguri stop showing your butt off, we need to train you for the new dirt races.
>>574078174Ob*hi C*p (in her ass)
what a fuarking diet villain
>>574081704POST MORE
>>574078851Not reallyIn the first year trainer is more like a caretaker for her, she develops feeling for the trainer because he's actually good and for some reason he is a rizzmaster.Indeed the first romantic and "touchy" part starts only in senior year, where there is the infamous Valentine event.
>>574081704POST LESS
thoughts on my full gamba oguri?
>get turf s and distance s>get fast learner>not one single card event finishes Why is Unity like this?
>>574081780>>574081815I'LL DO BOTH (this is all I managed to get from the game mechanic tag)
you people arent still running MANT for aces, are you?
Need this.
Can we erp
>>574081974your chain cancel cards gwo?
>>574081236Thank you
which umas like tall torenas
>>574082063what are you building?
>>574081943where's your corner cunny
>>574082114
>>574082130meme>>574082128>>574081943
Can I get 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>574082256But you'll starve
Hishi Amazon's Secret No. 9She uses a peculiar ironing cloth, and in order to get a closer look at it, you ought to move in with her and ultimately marry her.
Which is the better parent, 3* blue or gorillion whites? All other factors are equal
i havent played the game for a weekdancho dont kick me
>>574081815what's wrong anon, you wouldn't touch Rice's soft belly? that's a bit rude
>>574082350whites for looping ofc
>>574082350these scenario whites are genuinely shit and you shouldnt bother with them
Did any Akebono enjoyers feel the need to run 2 speed instead of 1Also do you think this gamba is worth it<--
Yeppers!
I fumble when it comes to my trainee
Why should I bother with ignited wit sparks if I can just get it from farming parents in Unity? Is GL better for parents or something? I heard MANT is pretty bad with independent training
>>574077620Curren
>>574082776my little sister can't be this sexy
>>574082645cute yeppers
>>574082734You use MANT to fix your race affinity
>>574082734It's bad for independent training yes, but I would still go through it one last time for new skill hints (like pedal to the metal/full throttle/latch on) before eternally parent farming in GL
>>574082776I want to wake up with Curren and Falco sleeping naked next to me...
>>574082776me on the right
>>574082776Curren isn't easy...
>>574082660It's important to be honest.I told Dia-chan that Emerald, Amber and Ruby were my favourite gem stones.Yeah she was upset, but I was honest and that's what matters.
>>574082776Me on the left >>574083004Me on the right
>>574082958
>>574083004does he know?
Pick a Curren.
>>574083013this you...
Okay, this is how to optimally build your legacies if you want to go all in on the parent grind:You want to make great grandparent legacies that are loaded up with white sparks along with the pinks required to boost your grandparent's attributes so that they can run more races (typically dirt). Even if you plan to use someone who doesn't need help with their attributes (such as Oguri) as your grandparent you still want your great grandparent to have a pink that will boost your parent's attributes. You want your grandparents to start their careers with at LEAST B in turf, medium, and mile, and at least C in Dirt and long. Sprint B would be nice to get as well. In addition, you need to make sure your parents and grandparents will end their careers with an A in the attribute you are hoping to get a spark for, or else they wont be able to get it. Ideally you want them to NOT have an A or S in any other attribute besides your target, but this will be impossible.Prioritize white sparks that are either very important (such as accels or speed greens) and ones that cant be obtained in the scenario you plan to train your ace in (such as racing spirit skills). Scenario sparks are worthless on great grandparents unless it is for the scenario you plan to train your grandparent or parent in.Great grandparents don't need to run G1s but it helps. They should prioritize Meek duels, and hint events for cards with good hint pools.Your grandparents and parents need to run as many G1s as possible (most likely in MANT so that you can clock your races if needed). Don't skip G1 race day for any reason, buy accel and recovery skills as needed to ensure they win their races. You want to get a good blue, good whites, and a Pink for your target distance (or if you plan to use an ace that needs to be mutated, the necessary pink for that can also be used). If you want, you can also cope with a surface pink. Try to get scenario sparks as well.tl;dr>>574077454
GAHHHHHHH UIM FONONA FUCKING EPXLODE
no horny
>>574083109my favorite Curren? the girl reading this :)
>>574083109Curren Last Show for chunni kino with Gimlet
I don't think ive been this hard in a while
>>574083141that's not normal
>roll 200 on card banner>1 copy dogshit rateup>roll 200 on uma banner>10 ssrs new waifu to play with foreveri know which banner im rolling
>>574083141
>>574083197uhh show?
>>574082932Seeing Falco's sleeping face is a no-no
>they dont know special priority affects chain events
post something sleepy
>>574083126Yeah. I've been into gemstones for a while. While I wouldn't knock on diamonds I do have other preferences in gemstones that go above it.
done for today, ggs dancho.
>>574083013>>574083126Nooooo stop
I WANNA FUCK UMAS
>>574083505
>>574083587me next?
>>574083587I WANNA FUCK UMAMA
>1.5 anni decor and outfit are the same as 0.5soulless
>>574083180>"no horny">posts the uma most likely to let her trainer fuck her in a bathroom stall 5 minutes after a raceDid he mean something by this?
i have finally escaped the satono rape dungeons! but for some reason after 9 months they told me to name about 20 gems and to mention random names as well i wonder what was that about
>>574083673I would do that with my trainer too
>>574083505That Dia plushie is terrifying
You now remember the Dia tribute.
yea it was hot
>>574083678What gems did you list?
>>574074739what compels people to decide to do a one thousand piece puzzle just out of nowhere?
You now remember the Daiwa tribute.
I HATE CURREN
don't care I've seen him post those on /gif/ too, not an /uma/ exclusive.
Should I go with an Ace that has Uma Stan or the GW combo?
>>574083871autism and unemployement.
>>574083673mcqueen would never do this desu wa
>>574083732yeah, no shit. fuck you. i hate you. i hate you so much it's crazy. fuuuuuuck you.
>>574083871Boredom, but honestly I would never play Jiggie without at least being in call with the bros. Multiple anonymous people sticking pieces together quietly is just autism.
>>574083673agp post
>>574083972Both but GW is stronger
>>574083745
>>574083909Millet loves Curren, though.
>>574084018...us next?
>>574083909BASED LAISU
/uma/bf?
Yeah I look like that. I also do that and say things like that
We fucked
>>574084209But, you do not bounce like that. No one bounces like that.
>>574084209club?
>>574083998You're right, she'd do it beforehand so she could run the whole race with the taste of her trainer's cum still on her tongue.
>>574083871someone said jiggie? quickie jiggie its late https://jiggie.fun/5zJZwq>https://jiggie.fun/5zJZwqhttps://jiggie.fun/5zJZwq>https://jiggie.fun/5zJZwqhttps://jiggie.fun/5zJZwq
>>574083972just get speed star and curv and 2 double corners
>>574084308Bounce?
Oguri’s butt is rotund
>>574084315Mambo!
"ne ne toreina-san we should sign up for this cup i heard the both the uma musume and trainer get a price if i win it"
>>574084417stomach and ass are not fat enough
>>574084474>falseflaggingboring
We need to get hornier
Did anyone make a sprint el condor pasa this CM?
>>574084619no because it would fucking suck
Why the long face?
>>574084481Hell yeah I love prizes let's sign up right away
>>574084565
>>574084570we need to get cuter
it should've beEEN MEEEEEEEE
330 million yen per sex
>>574084650Do it for "her" bwo...
>>574084693worth every penny
>>574084679>cuter I think Pokke and Fuji are cute
>>574084693I missed Daring Tact…
maybe humans are fine too...
>>574084481Isn't the name of the race too on the nose?
>>574084683Soft squishy umas
buebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebue
>tfw Kisekis stupid Act X events (5 of them) cuck me out of finishing all my chains FUCK ME
hmmmm yeprating bloat still rating bloat
These aptitude sparks are killing me... especially when a """"gold"""" shows upPretend an S or two were here, would this look alright?
>>574084812pokke and fuji are breaking the norm by becoming the FIRST straight yuri ship since 99% of the people who like it are just straight dudes who want to see their tits. not that it's a bad thing.
>>574084693Why is she like this?
>>574085012LGTM. can merge
>>574084926hi
>>574085036gwo?
>>574085012Even my image agemasens me
>sole selling point is your childhood friendbue-ring
>>574084481>Breeders Cup>would also have the silhouette/outline of an uma instead of a horse in universeThere's no stopping the newma world order is there
>>574085027retardbro that's almond eye...
CUNTNEVER ON A RIGHT HANDED CM
I finished my Kawakami Princess run.She's too pretty.
>>574085175The United States were founded by Umas
>>574085012>>574085127bit lacking of late game velo, but should be fine? you have enough accel and speed carryover skills
>>574085127missing triumphant pulse and somewhat low pwr
>>574085253based pretty princess appreciator
What does CB stands for?
>>574085330My hair curves like this
>>574085410closed beta
>>574085410Curren Bouquet.
An uma stole her crush away from her
>>574085410Cognitive Behavioral
>>574085469Her curly hair is so cute. I want to hold her hands.
>>574085410cheeseburger
First instance of Bouquetd'or jealousy.
kingu love
>>574085410Cock Balls
why are we grinding for a homestretch haste sidegrade?
>>574085469she needs more endurance https://files.catbox.moe/4w1nus.png
>>574085630Let's see that Kingu for CM16
legit no matter what the fuck I throw in none of it is consistentI think I'll just do this for the satisfying setupplus turf helps the MOST in sprints so technically value too
>>574085410Crabby Burger
>>574085460You forgot the door
OGURI CAP BROSIS THIS TRUE
>>574085701maybe you should probably drop kita(your oshi) for another pace or debuffer
>>574085737it's true i've seen it
>>574085737holy...
Oh this gon be a good one
>>574085642>0.25>3s
>>574085642More like white skill triumpulse
>>574085737yes, anon. all these characters who are athletes that have been training since their childhoods are, infact, fit. did you not know this? it was obvious. I wish you were never born. that was rude. I'm sorry.
>>574085751yadaonly for suzuka if anything
>>5740858251.2 million at least, right?
>presses button that turns parent runs to Guts 1 Pace 3
>>574085127Seems okay, you have access to Fully Charged at normal and above mood. Like another bwo said, finishing speed might be lacking with only Straightaway Adept. This is the one I'm bringing with where she's in a similar situation, where outside of Adept, I have to hope for Slipstream or a late Shadow Break to do a good final push.But you do have High Spirits and Speed Star to do a great carryover, so you can probably look for that.
>>574085926N-no...
>>574085790inumusume.
>>574085897how often does she win when shes solo fronting
>>574086078I dress like this
Do we get to date this one as well?
>>574086127whos the MILF on the left
> Doing some URA parenting> My only umas that can run both turf and dirt mile/mid are Oguri, Condor and MaruAhhhhhh I need a 4th
>>574085127>>574085305>>574085323>>574085995The sparks I've lost... the runs I've lost... they won't stop hurting
>>574085802>>574085813>>574085878how RAW SEX with OGURI CAP feels like
>>574086127Yes>>574086163Sportsball scenario
>>574086336...surrendering myself to ningen propaganda idgaf
Anyone have that image of Oguri bending over while wearing stockings? I need to do math
Not to be an asshole but since Air Groove looks like your average mandated nagging house wife, it's so funny to see her in bloomers like what the hell
>>574086228neich'a natures aren't that nice...
>>5740860895-10% of lobbies maybecomes 2nd/3rd like 80%+ of the time, basically ensures wins if no one procs their accels optimally>>574086447I took this yesterday yw
>>574086127>>574086228fat bitches...erotic.
>>574086201Hey
>>574085701Obuhi isn't consistent?
That king halo wife ritual poster didn't last much huh
>>574086518Thank you. Time to math how big her vulva is
>>574086460humiliation ritual for wannbe girlbosses whose souls yearn for the girly tiara
>>574086564Those are tights not stockings
>>574086460Groove in bloomers is the sexiest shit I seen in game yet. She's way too underrated.
>>574086595Poh tay toe poh tah tooooooooh
>>574086545doesn't he come and go every now and then?i swear he was here the first 5 months then dipped and only returned recently
>>574086518sounds like a weak link and you give the other paces someone in front for their sfv and vv
>>574086642Outrageous tits.
>>574086520I don't have her
>>574086201Same but agnes instead of MaruWish I had inari to finish the gang but can probably manage with 9* dirt borrows
got nothing for the dirt medium CM atmso it's just OG oguri late surger, pace elcondor pasa and dominator debuffer?
>>574086642I legit avoid doing runs with her because I end up masturbating too much. even her ult is erotic at this point
>>574085701umama...
>>574086460The gap moe is good for you. And her if I'm being honest.
>>574086642Admire Groove is hotter…
>>574081194
>have all dirt Umas >still going to mutate Ayabe to Dirt A out of a misshapen sense of oshi pride Damn it
DIE DIE DIE
Can GL come already? Holy shit. I have nothing to dooooooooooooooooooooooo.
>>574078437hey this guy was the jiggie just now>>574084337 >>574078573shakurs biggest fan?
forever my kingu
if you want consistency just run ballroom kiseki, taiki and runaway suzuka or front bakushin. the pacers should have double accel and golden corners
Have to wait 30 min for 3 TP to reroll unless this is good enough for XOguri in the next CM
>>574087064DIEEEEEEEEEE
nvm, he's back
>>574086937Torena...
>my nishino can keep the lead with beeline + racing stam from oguri triumpooNice
>>574087064barely any generic midleg whitesgo next
>see airgroove post>remember I have wedding alt>do a career>WAIT WAIT WAIT
>>574086874For me its evil cheval grand
>>574087194hips....gone....
>>574087119Amiyabe is funny as hell
is red teio or blue teio better? does a patch make one better eventually?
loopin time
>>574074953depend on gate and if it gonna rain or not. At this point best bet for nip horse are sending in horse that excel on muddy dirt
does apinity appect white spark inheritance?
>>574087283Teio is only mildly acceptable on 2400m & nothing else
what are the URA sparks you want for parents?
> Been trying doing like 5 parent runs a day for the past week+> Haven't even achieved one uma with all the whites I want> Even if I do I still have to roll for blues laterThis sucks ass
>>574087406Eyes on the GoalEvery racing skill.
>>574087431blues don't matter, what whites are you looking for?
>>574087405ok but red or blue
>>574087229HOLY FUCKING
>>574087283I heard blue evolved skill makes her decent
>>574085737nyo
>>574087406god just look at that smoochable forehead
i made this pasa in MANT, surprised i got a relatively good statline like UNITY. feels good improving as a newbwo
>>574087509Red will always be superior to blue. Blue’s skills are meh and the ult is too situational to actively use properly, and sometimes it doesn’t even proc at all
the hag clan
MANT has spoiled me in a way that it's possible for most of your cards to not finish in URA and Unity
>>574087229CHEVAL GRAND(ER)
>>574087431if youre just fishing for whites for ggp isnt it better to just aim for whites rather than affinity? since the factor inheritance post career doesnt care about affinity. so you should always get SS
>>574087502>blues don't matterHm? 9* blues are like 200 stats. They are quite relevant for parents you actually use when building aces.>what whites are you looking for?You should be able to tell from the image
>>574087587Sex clan
I actually got jump scared by the anniversary lobby
>>574086837(Mystifying) Murmur is also on the table because with higher speed cap, you're bound to run into people who aren't accounting for the stamina on a medium with no downhills. Just know that when you're going into Hoguri territory with some Rickey sprinkled in.
>>574087587Even Kiseki is cute
>>574087678Kinda hard to get all the skills you want during the run that are inherit only (or unreliable) if your affinity is shit.
>>574086540Yes retard she's not consistent
>>574087684>9* blues with all the whites you need and aptitudegl with that given you still stuck at the whites
>>574087541her after i'm finished
Opinion on Pokke?I like her but not enough to roll for her, but enough to selector her but then I learned she is limited for some reason and then makes me want to roll for her because I will otherwise never get her.How good is she meta wise? That might be the determining factor since I am undecided now that I am planning my pulls on that excel sheet
>>574087750my oshi in the back
>>574087910Rude
did the ayabe guts card just get cucked out of existance with the unity update? are guts builds even possible outside of MANT?
>>574086460Kisama
>>574088025I run 4 guts 2 wit on unity and got some pretty good acesYou just need to bring 9-12* power and 6-9* speed sparks and get lucky on wit training
w-where's my mandated housewife...
>>574087913gl trying to raise your speed cap with shit blues lol
>>574087406Racing stam and power are powerful last spurt skills and racing wit and speed are rare good mid-race laterhalf skillsOnly mood and guts are bad
>>574087541CUTE
>>574088176>>574087490how do I even get the new skills anyway?
>>574087910Hmmmmmmm
>>574088025Hm? All my aces for this CM are Unityguts
>>574088232URA, beating happy meek
best place to find umalewds?
>>574088160>he thinks you need more than 1600 speed
>>574088207BUILT FOR MY MMC
>>574088272Post em
>>574087541Kitahara is a lucky guy...
>>574088160>mfw the gaslight was successful
When is the feng shui propaganda
>>574088232URAduel happy meek and winbuy the skill after the first hint you get so you don't get the + version which can't be inherited outside of URA
>>574088415
>>574088415Feng Shui is superior, glory to the ccp
>>574085410Cum Bucket
>>574088502Bobo has no right being surprised at umas dressed like sluts.
Favorite visual novel and uma>totono>special week
trying to subtly flirt with ogurin but she's too socially aloof to pick up on what I'm trying to do
>>574088459Is that a thing? I didn't knew wtf
>>574083871It's literally a video game. We're all here because we like video games. With the jiggies, you don't have to actually sit through an entire one, you can just peck at it for half an hour and then go AFK and come back the next day to see what the final picture was, if you want. Also it's genuinely fun to gradually get better at solving a particular puzzle by increasingly recognizing its internal details so that you can just glance at a piece and have a pretty good idea of where it will go. And there are techniques for getting better at solving all puzzles that you can gradually learn too. It's hardly the deepest of games but it's deeper than it looks
>>574088585>visual novelZ.A.T.O.>umathe chud
>>574088585Ace Attorney 3Tachyon
What gives you Ignited + versus the non plus version of the Ignited skill
>>574088585RewriteSuzuka
>>574088585GrisaiaMaruzensky
>Inspirations give me Sprint S, Uma Stan, Head On, Playtime's Over, Tail Held High>1/3 Kitasan 2/3 Fine Mo 1/3 Guts Bakushinit hurts more when the RNG is so lopsided
>>574087910Replying again but I sincerely cannot comprehend the idea that especially with your deck Oguri does not have at least 50% WR BARE MINIMUM You don't even have to borrow Cockushin or FM Is it a lack of Uma Stan..?What is itIf she isn't 1st she should just auto win with the right buildYou could run Kita/Cockshin/FM/(insert two filler Wit here)/Daiwa borrow & have Speed Star, Turbo Sprint & Neck & Neck all in one
>>574088585I’ve only red one vn.
>>574088585MuramasaNarita Top Road
>>574088579
>>574088769I know that one but haven't read it, but I know all the images
>>574088773Reminds me of that one Anna anon animation where Bourbon give bouncy head in the backstage of a winning live
>>574088585>Panzermadels>Fuku
>>574088585Saya no UtaDigitan
>>574088360
next bread will be butter
>>574088585G-senjou no MaouDeioI also really love Little Busters
>>574088836I have no idea why I chose to read that for my first read
>>574088839Bobo...is lewd?
>>574088971>maouBased
>>574088652you fuckers should check out ZATO its free and like 4 hours long and this anon is a chad for knowing it
>>574088984i dont think that's where the heart is bwo
>>574088984
>>574088984This image lives rent free in my mind
>>574089146I can't wait to selector for Nakayama.
>>574088971oooo Maou was nice, loved the twist, the hag lover sidekick and the soundtrack is great for writing
>>574089172Is Bobo just hugging him or is she having sex...
>>574089172>tail hug Lewd
>>574088585Your Turn to Die he will never fucking finish that fucking game Ayabe
>>574089213She's humping him but no sex yet
>>574089261Horny girl
>>574089235Cute…
>>574088984always has been
>>574089024>>574089205It's one of those games I had no or low expectations when I played it during fan-TL era, and completely loved it. Same with Dengeki Striker
>>574089274
>>574088585Clannad is the only one I've played.Machan.
I will not fuck the robot.
>>574088984Bobo is unintentionally lewd.Her trainer gets a hard cock constantly but she doesn't notice or doesn't understand.
>>574088735you're running fucking 2 doms, stop trying to educate others
>>574089364i got too excited about getting S rank on pasa mid-run i forgot to type a comment. this is the run bros!!
>>574089425interesting artist...
>>574089450goodluck anon!
>>574089424thoughts?
>>574089428How would You know??
>>574075632this guy doujin are simultanously gross and hot at the same time.
Bourbon probably doesn't even know what sex is
>>574089568What's so gross about it?
Fatty
>>574088958>tama and oguri confidently agree on their latest plan to sex their trainers
>>574089619isn't this the guy that draw uma fat with big tits. His dreamjo doujin was disgusting
>>574089481Very interesting artist
>>574088459i bought the skill at one hint and I still got the + spark
>>574089706Looks fine to me?https://exhentai.org/?f_search=artist:hahakigi%24
umas dont like browns sorry.
marvey is rigged to give you hesitant front and ramp up hints
>>574089706>uma fati'm all ears
>>574089619hahakigi is good at drawing realistic meaty bodies that shows how gross the nature of real sex look like with all the fluids + pubes
>>574089878Busted a few nuts to the Transcend sets. Luv me bro
I have concluded that rating SUCKSI keep getting higher and higher UGs and yet sprint and turf S never comes
>>574089961We like brown umas
>>574089428I really do not understand the hatred you have of a simple strategyTo act this hissyIt's not unbeatable...An illogical sentiment Did CM15 give you trauma?Not saying this to demean you but genuinely asking
you vvill now pop a boner for Shinko Windy
Browsing this general is not good for my health
>>574089878>>574089989i may have confuse him for ishimura0204
>>574090027no, i don't play the game and i just read anons complaining about double dom so i'm just echoing it out because im a loser and i want to feel a sense of being in a community
>
>>574089878wtf all I see is a panda?
>>574089617I think she does. She is one of the more book-smart types.
>>574090027what is the counterplay to double dom aside from bringing your own domsalso you are brown
muehehe
>>574089836sometimes you get unlucky but the fewer hints the worse the spark if witgod is to be believed
GUYS I SAW BOURBON COMPLETE ONE OF THOSE "I AM NOT A ROBOT" CAPTCHASSHE IS NOT A ROBOT I SAW ITSHE IS NOT A RO
>>574090075Gentildonna is a classy lady, she wouldn't ruin the vibe of a conversation by crudely talking about torena's erection
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMEGold Ship is supposed to be a pace chaser and he NEVER lost IRL if he actually ran pace
>>574090245he didn't say all that bro
whats a good guts deck for unity?is that something that even exists?
>>574090116It’s real
>>574090267
>>574089836happy meek must not be unhappy or you could get +sparks
>Mihomo Bourbon
>>574090383Happy meek deserves a punch in the face each time she does the V sign after winning a duel
>>574090428Don't be horridMeek is cute and huggable
>>574090321urara... uhhhhhh yaeno uhhhhhhh
>>574090421
>>574089481Mirako's FAT BUTT
>>574090267>SHE IS NOT A ROBOTofcourse, Bourbon is a cyborg
>>574090421I would never stop giving her penis therapy
>>574090421Rice is a villain so she would definitely say this
>>574090321sr tamamo cross, ssr chiyono, fm nn, two slots can either be wit card, a single speed card, or another guts card
Tazuna... easy on the ramen...
>>574090275She would want it hush hush
>>574090473SPEAK UP ANON these are my cards and I feel like I am forced to borrow FM every time I try one
>>574090517
>>574089836>>574090245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHguPENa96E&t=46sHigher hint level means higher chance the spark gets the plus sign, so you still got unlucky
>>574090596shiraoki has forsaken me...
Happy Hoppers, like Taiki Shuttle suggested.
stego
bonbon laisu
>>574090375
ive been facepalming for last 5 minutes after i finished the caree but realised i fat fingered and didn't select taiki as my parent.sorry pasa your trainer is an idiot i failed you
I never get a uma in these free rolls fuck you cyjews
>>574090016TRUE
how do I figure out what I want
>>574090159Even if both Dominators fire off at a reasonably well time it's not like you get nuked It only changes the result of the match by a length or soYou have to sacrifice two slots of your own for it too meaning you only rely upon one Uma to actually winIf that Uma gets rng screwed IT'S OVERNo other Umas to pick up the slackDominator won't save itThings have to go well in the first place for Dominator to have an effect on a raceIt's a all or nothing strategy >you're brownAnd you're gay...I think we can call it evenPersonally I think erping with men online is embarassing & self-demeaning myself but people can do what they want...They can't help their attraction to men...
is it just me or is summer gold ship shit compared to the normal version? like i'm using her just as a parent but still
>>574088652>>574089047zato is fucking awesome>>574089235so is yttd but it will NEVER be FINISHED becuase the GUY who MAKES it spends all his TIME and MONEY on VTUBERS
Yappy Yippers, like Yeppers suggested.
>>574090841hej
>>574090856you got the wrong guy buddy?
>>574090027how many more times are you gonna respond to me
>>574090736
>>574090816Not even a Ryan or Neicha? That sounds like you have broken pulls, bwo.
>>574090816got both Dia and Kitasan and started believing they jacked up the odds for that because of the MANT drought
which final fantasy does your uma play?
>>574090691Stego cute?
>>574090691This artist will only improve more and more, always delivering with the outfits
>>574091029Nice try maruzensky poster i see you
>>574090856>>574090159I can genuinely tell you used to take the short bus to school
>>574090841in relation to what?
>>574090560Urara Vega Chiyono Bakushin borrowDaiwa Wit+Another Wit SR MLB if you have itOr swap Bakushin borrow for Yukino and Borrow Fine wit
>>5740910299
>>574090856>Even if both Dominators fire off at a reasonably well time it's not like you get nuked>It only changes the result of the match by a length or soit's a simple numbers game following the prisoner's dilemma.if one opponent brings double doms, they have a 1L advantage over their opponents. good, but you or the other guy could get lucky and maybe beat them anyway.if two opponents brings double doms, they get a 0L relative advantage to each other and you have a 2L disadvantage. you are never winning.if everyone brings double doms, everyone is on even ground.
>>574088585Gore Screaming ShowManhattan Cafe
>>574091117why diawa instead of fuku/tachy+sunday?
>>574091056jokes on you i was homeschooled
>>574091186Dangerously based
Oguri is... Sexy??!!?
you guys should stop arguing and host a room to vs each other.
man after playing relink for a few days im wondering why the hell I even do parent runs theyre like 0% as rewarding of a grind
>>574091132That assumes the one Uma used consistently is able to be in the right position & fire off its accels which is not guaranteed by any means>>574091056I got picked up actually
>>574090856>Personally I think erping with men online is embarassingyet you do it with laurelcurious
>>574091029X but she always quits in embarrassment once she reaches the part where Tidus and Yuna kiss
>>574091285Isn't relink just as grindy?
>>574090841to eat? open your fridge and checkin general? idk i didn't figure that out until someone decided to tolerate me then the path became clear
>>574091306>That assumes the one Uma used consistently is able to be in the right position & fire off its accels which is not guaranteed by any meanswhen there's 4-6 lates, paces are guaranteed and fronts are a coinflip only if there's another frontplus the double dom abuser in question literally ignores position requirements
>>574091246looks like they already know each other somehow
>>574091396you'll not change this guy's opinion because he's extremely stubborn while also not being good at the game anyway
>>574091373Way more so, I'd say. But it's a guaranteed grind, it only rarely has low% drops and they're usually guaranteed if you play well and complete the side objectivesalso it has the best bosses of any video game I've played https://youtu.be/cGFvBEzOX9k?si=jb771RI5KgJLFqcW
>>574090856>Personally I think erping with men online is embarassing & self-demeaning myself but people can do what they want...>Meanwhile he makes posts like this
>>574091402No shit retard it's the autist Lemon and Umama
Gentildonna gets off from being praised by her trainer btwIt's favorite her thing after working out and asserting domance over other people
>>574091521But neither of them use Laurel to ERP so you are incorrect there nonny
>>574091240>>574087541>>574085737>>574084417WE GET IT ALREADY SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>574091312Doing (non-erotic) shitposting with Laurel is different in my bookI do not ever talk about taking someone's thingy in me...
I need to goomble… Where is the Tachyon banner… Accelerate more….
>>57409102914
>>574091564relax V
>>574091521who
>>574091565Sweepy is sexy.
>>574091514>>574090856https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571327762https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329361https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329847https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329847https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571331216https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571332289lil guppy is ERP'ing himself and projects
>>574090863Sort of, regular Golshi had an ult that was basically a longer duration Daring Strike. S Golshi has an "anywhere in the second half of the race" 15% speed ult, so she can easily do nothing proccing that 2 seconds before the finish line. You really have to try to pump up her speed/power and buy some skills early on.This run I kept because she only lost one race so she has good affinity and some decent sparks if you look beyond the 1* colored sparks. But I did pace for debut, then did late for all her races unless they were 2000m+ distances then I mostly went end for those. You're going to play around with her races a bit, especially seeing if late is too crowded for her to pass properly as an end.
>>574091621
>>574091514How is this "erotic"It is just a shitpostey way to make fun of someone for spending large amounts of time on the game for only 150 extra carrots a month
>>574088585>no muv-luv and rudolfowari da
>>574091564>>574091514>>574091581>Admitting
>>574091029Chocobo Racing
>>574090596Bought all racing spirit skills at hint level 1, still ended up with a plus sign on the sparks
/uma/bf this, /uma/gf that. everyone here would make a terrible partner
you guys should stop arguing and jerk each other off
>>574091657Again I ask how is this erotic instead of purely in the name of shitposting
>>574088585Muv-Luv, though in terms of more "gamey" VNs I'd also love to shoutout 999 as well.Of the umas currently released on global it's Flash, though there's obviously a lot of good ones.
What's going on. It's like two ex's quarelling
>>574091781keep projecting more
Oh no, taiki has been hanging out with curran-chan too much!
>>574091794discord raid
I didn't realize they also added 13 G2/G3 trophies I've gotta win, I thought it was just 4 G1's
They should have made the JBC races count as new races if they're at the new racecourses
>>574091029chocobo stallionbrian is so shockingly popular in gaming during his era the breeding mechanics in FE was inspired by him too
>>574091396>Paces are guaranteed That assumes I am using a Pace
>>574091814Bad habits must be corrected
why is the plus version bad?
I cant save free 1 pull? I need to pull it daily right?
>>574091812Not an answer to the question
>>574091923plus version is ura exclusive and can't be inherited
>>574091941yeah you have to embrace the drip feed
>>574091950you can keep living in that delusion it's fine
>>574091923It's bad in the sense it breaks the skill chain loop since the + and regular versions aren't the same skills for sparking. The + version still give you the skill during the inspiration events
>>574091883>>574091745they will never escape the monarch
>>574091950it's okay to be in the closet
There's a 95% chance that both of them are from Uma&co discord shitting up the thread
it is 3pm in indonesia
>>574092008teioh bwo btw
>>574092046don't look at the calendar
ok late child bride is kinda crazy
>>574091983YOU LITERALLY TALK ABOUT SUCKING COCK
>>574092069JUST MAKE A ROOM AND DUEL IT OUT AND KISS
>>574092069and jacking off btwtotally normal
>>574092067Which child?
>>574091757I would make for a great meat dildo though
>>574092069we love cock here
>>574092098one of the best character ever created, of course
>>574092086And what you do is normal??>>57409208475470806
>>574091117>bakushin gave me the white skillI didnt know it was one of THOSE cards I feel like ive been set up
>>574092112prove it to me?
>>574091657>he's saying he's not doing erp while this is in the archiveReally?
>>574092118Gays out. umas are homophobic creatures known to panic and kick any homos in their vacinity to DEATH.
top cun
Stop lusting after cocks
>>574092231You have already seen my meat
You retards are so fucking boring right now I'm actually bothering to do work during work.
>>574091521This g*y was right
>>574092182>>574092037>both who joined are in Uma&Cocrazy
Do you guys just tank 6 or take out QEC for next year
umaniggas really be posting UG+ umas with sprint S and turf S and then going hmmmmmmmmm nyesss not too shabby :))) hmmmm could be le better nyess hehe :))) nyot to shyabbeyy :)))) A finals team nyesss im thinkin :))holy shit shut the fuck up you attentionwhore
>>574092345That faggot is so autistic and types like he actually is in special ED so no shit I was right
>>574092394how does special ed differ from regular erectile disfunction
>>574092268she greatest
>>574092182>interloper wonWhat does this mean..?
>>574092356don't know what you're on but I just wanted to test my new top cun
post more rooms
>>574092508>V>Umama>Lemonnightmare blunt rotation
>>574092521did you run out of skills to buy for that so you got headon
How do people cope making unity parents?I lose 1 race without the ability to clock and I want to kill myself
>>574092538Surprisingly it was not V>>57409252972944896
>>574092571that was a fat fingerbut yeah if I hadn't gotten head on it would have been double firm, maybe another heal to kick up KFC
>>574092379uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you ?
>>574092585do another one but don't lose, and do both in less time than it takes to do one mant run
>>574092624me first?
>>574092585you fix it in mant
>>574092379Anon, UG isnt impressive nowUG5+ is the new UG
why are we so hostile to room joiners for playing the game
>>574092357I'm following this one >>574075732
>>574092585you only use unity to loop whites that you already have enough of to comfortably loop withpersonally i made a parent tree with 4/4 of skills that i need. since we have new g1s now and the new fancy skill hints, i go to mant to fix affinity and maybe get some of those skills too (PtdM, Latch On, Full Throttle) while keeping my 4/4 skills
>>574092357You can do it next year>>574092707That is the auto schedule since multiple races makes you lose
konichimayaya
the best.. <3
Fucking bake
>>574092668are you pretending to be retarded or are you fucking illiterate i literally said UG+ did you notice the fucking + do you know what + means it means MORE THAN UG so did i fucking say "UG is impressive" you absolute fucking mongoloid did you even read and comprehend what i said holy fucking shit every fucking one of you is like this replying for the sake of replying to prove me wrong and then you didn't even fully comprehend what i wrote just delete your post right now holy fuck
>>574092818I think our usual yuropoor baker is asleep
uh oh melty
>>574092850he's actually busy
Still in Melty
TRVKE
>>574092885Proof?
>>574092885Yeah with me.
Where is the bake???Room results screenshot.jpg
>>574092893>saw a female human>had a melty that ruined her careerWhat the hell is her problem?
>>574092909>>574092909>>574092909
>>574092903anon I can't see who you're not replying to
>>574092827UG+ implies anything above UG so UG1-4 are included, which are dime a dozen nowAnon Im sorry youre such a fucking retard with such a tiny penis please take a nap
>>574087978Meta wise she is not particularly impressive. She's the first limited unit and they didnt want to push uma creep with limited units (yet).
>>574087229vomit inducing flesh tail
