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Got to witness /uma/breakup and arguments after
>>574092949You can't understand a mentally ill uma.
58611622
hi
>late 2024 LoHIs this true? I thought evos killed XOguri
>>574093046Hi, chu
next bread will be butter
I have a small penis and my favorite uma is ____!!!
this thread will be gayer
>>574093037>procs uma stan>pushes to the front>turns off strelitzia and OYL>gets 2ndwhat the fuck is her problem
>>574093046Oguri Plap
kill all faggots
>>574093060>I thought evos killed XOgurilmao i made it up back during unity
Mayano sex!
>>574093123>>574093127
If Spechud is such a h*ckin based japanese supremacist then why does she umapyoi with me, a white guy?
>>574093037Restraining... urge... to make... meta commentary...73198525
>>574093060no they don't desuit just makes it so that hog isn't the only ace in the game for said tracks
>>574093192Oguri game innit
I have a BWC, which umas are for me?
>>574093229Biwa, winning ticket, and chiyono?
>>574093192wow Oguri won 1 room out of 4? that's fucking crazy dude she's winning every single time
why did they put stairs there
am I blind or there's no dirt listed
>>574093229All the brown ones, and also Pasa>>574093298That's a type of roof thatching, it isn't that odd in Japan
>>574093073hi
>>574093298Are you retarded?
>>574093229I have a SWC so I hope you die painfully
>>574093353Wow I didn't expect a kiss back
>the skills have gone full vaguepostingWhat the fuck does this mean nigga how much pow do you want
>>574093192One time I get rushed...74254982>>574093284SOOOOOOOO TRUE
>>574093334dirt is not a distance
>>574091117this got me this taki, dont think im meant to do guts runs
>>5740934011000 and 1200
>>574093340Pasa is also a brown one
What are some must-have skills for dirt CM
>>574093412calling it therewon each room with all my aces after all~
>>574093172>>574093203Damn this post was right, they really fucked up with XOguri
.....
>>574093465corner recovery, hydrate, triple 7 and u=ma2
>>574093354nyo I'm regarded
>>574093470You won and that gayboy lostLiving in a closet now
>>574093465angling and scheming
I will do a parent mant run, and if I don't get 3* power and 3* turf with a gorillion whites it's your fault
>>574093182>japs are racist of course, lmao>but not towards white people, right?
>>574093418Your sparks?Just seems like a lowroll run, consider swapping Vega for MLB Groove and see if the higher specialty+TE helps
>>574093470Proud of you queen~ took that double dom abuser down!
Yooooosh>tanks your mood the entire career
>>574092909>Maya thread
>>574093558sparks are almost all power, sucks becuase im one gold crystal off from an upgrade gem
>>574093389you're nice
>>574093412Aieee..68460749>>574093470I'll get you back for this...Just wait!!!
Can I get a kiss too
>>574092909Maya is cute!Brian is lame.
>>574093703charles, you finally transitioned?
i spend the whole month making a pace maya with groundwork and all that shit and then yall niggas say that late is better
>>574093470umama fuckin won
>>574093729why would you listen to /uma/
>>574093614Must be a really bad lowroll thenI got this yesterday with pretty much the same build, and she failed 2 really good trainings so its not even the most you can get out of that deck
>>574093470My queen <3
>>574093675You really arent much of a rival, huh
WHo is Clairen and does Mambo have a sister club (MAMBOPLEX)
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>SS gives more white sparkst....thanks
>>574093650You're a cutie
>G3 Marine CupQue?!
Frontbwos how we doing for this CM? I'll be happy with A Finals
>>574093843MY EYES
>>574093753im willing to try it again tomorrow, sprints are all RNG anyways and I have 3 aces ready
>>574093685>Mayano sees torena's 4channel posts
>>574093728who?
>>574093729I mean she wouldn't be bad if you manage to get the pace chaser package on her, but bride maya basically gets full power pump if you can make her overtake
>>574093843It doesn't give more sparks, it makes them a minimum of 2*
>>574093843GODDAMN NIGGA I'M DEEP FRIED
>>574093858I'll be happy if my Suzuka snatches a few wins but otherwise not particularly hopefulbad enough that I've got two paces built just in case running fronts ends up catastrophic
>>574093782IT WAS AN OFF DAYNEXT TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT IT WILLAhh
>>574093843Can I get some more brightness on that screenshot?
>>57409392770% chance of 2*
>>574093060Why is a character released in 2021 as strong as a character released in 2024 with fast learner?
>>574093996that's basically 100%
does anyone else ever feel hollow as soon as they stop playing the game?
>>574094012if you aren't getting FL on maya are you playing the game
>hahaha the image is bright>*laugh track*>aaaiieee my eyes>*laugh track*>guys HDR>*laugh track*
>>574094046no i'm pretty fulfilled in life bwo
>>574093918Tell me about this uma, why is she a gold digger?
>>574093851
>>574093945Since you lost you admit you are a gay ERPer right?
>>574094012they literally stopped running mediums for nearly 2 scenarios while they worked out how to power creep her directly instead of the mechanics she relied on
>>574093675OYL DOKO???83496348
>>574094071bottom rice showa is too dangerous
>>574094071top is rice showerbottom is rice VILLAIN
>>574093474Without an exaggeration, XOguri might be the most broken medium character in the game 5 years into the gameThe dumbassery she allows+dominators decided the direction the game would take. Future umas are only strong because they were required to be strong, XOguri just came out like thatThey unironically did not think about anything when making her kit at all
>>574094150You genuinely suck dude
>>574094061>Sweep Tosho>*bed creaking*>Sweepy>*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*>yada>*HARIKITTE IKOU*
I HATE making oguri parentsAll those runs+rerolls and only 1 semi-decent one, swap to Pasa, get 2 great ones in 3 runs
>>574094124There was no sexual satisfaction to be found thereSCOUTS HONOR!It was for my personal amusement Amusement!Purely comedic in intent!
>>574094150I turned off my vpn to post here just to tell you NIGGA YOU ARE RUNNING END SWEEP WITH OYL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>574094226>I HATE making oguri parentsI'm using auto to make all my parents soonfuck parent farming
>>574092909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLrOiWzyqzA
Next CM is medium so my aces need around 800 stamina right?
>>574094198>make accel-based game>release character with 99.7% chance to perfectly hit her accel+carryover every race>proceeds to dominate meta for the rest of time>surprised pikachu
Can someone show me their practice room winner pace chasers, 2nd or 3rd placers are fine too?I don't have any clue what skills to get for them in sprintsThis is hard
>>574094150Yooooooosh
>>574094241oof this is truer every moment... >>574091490
>>574094060it shows up in junior year half the time, and it will fail every time in that instance
yo what the fuck the next dirt cm track is flatter than flower's chest
>>574094225I do this
>>574094275It's only 2000m but since there's no downhills you'll need around 800 (not counting recoveries) yeah. You can check the exact numbers on a race sim though
>>574094298Idk gwochacho I just get anything that says (Sprint) or (Pace), says velocity or acceleration in its description, and has a +30% discount at the end of the run
>>574094335I told youThen he cries about the default outfit Oguri being op
>>574094241End?
>>574094198Imo they probably didn't know about speed carryover when they made her. So they gave her additional speed in case it activates too early and too late, I've said it before but if you remove target speed from her unique it becomes a balanced and fair unique.
>>574094298>Coreinherit budding blossom and sfv + get Nig and Nig>Extra good stuffget umastan and straight descent if you can. Speed star is good too>fillersmid race and final speed, tertiary accels
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>574094241i don't get itdoes he have 564 for end OYL? if so kinda based ngl
What statline is considered “good” this cm? 1300-1200-1200+?
ok so did the anon who said oguri was consistent win or the one who said she wasn't win
>>574094360>junior yeareasy glue right theresave yourself the 30 minutes
>>574094401>End?END HE ASKS
>>574094478it literally does nothing
>>574094521....I forgot to set her to Late...
>>574094239I don't believe you
>>5740945061200-0-1200-1200-1000
>>574094282The didn't even know how their own games workThe players did it for themAbsolute fucking cinema
>>574093843I remember OCR anon from several months ago
>>574094532isn't it like a convoluted turbo sprint? it's kinda retarded but hey thats funny
>>574094510She is not consistent but she is one of the better pacersnothing is fucking consistent in sprint CM man
>>574094561>1200-0-1200-1200-1000You're an idiot. This equates to -2200 stats. That's negative speed.
>>574094515Oh I do. I've glued 4 runs in the past two days immediately from junior year Maya's Love AdviceThere's literally no reason to continue the run if it hits.
>>574094592what's the problem
>>574094592Integer overflow bwo, you never stood a chance
>>574094510does it have to be hoguri on 2000-2200 tier to be considered consistent to youOGuri is strong still
>>574094652Shut up sweepybwo, I hope you continue enjoying the singapore heat
>>574094558I am being honest!!!
>>574094568>The didn't even know how their own games workGame devs aren't that incompetent
>>574094685he's swagapino
>>574094614one time I continued because I hit good inspos and then got FL on the secondary FL event heh...that run had shit stats though
>>574093729Late isn't better, it's just that they turned out to be competitive instead of being completely useless. Pace still got the consistency advantage but a Late that hits hard enough will win against even the best Pace. The real dark horse of this CM will be Ends tho.
>>574094720Some def are
>>574094728how would you know
>>574094672>>574094591no bwos, that's not the important part. i want to know who won
>juts jrowth umait's over
I got hired at Tracen Academy as the Curator of the Uma Pubic Gardens
>>574094752I actually know he's Singaporean but I call him swagapino because he gets mad
>>574094720Sure, gacha game devs are though
>>574094761The anon said oguri was consistent (double dom user) lost every room to oguri inconsistent anon or someone else
this is my mom
>>574094720>Game devs aren't that incompetent
Im not singaporean or filipino, my penis is far too big for that
swagapino sounds kinda cool ngl
>>574094720>game devs>not incompetent My guy, studios have tripled or quadrupled in size and dev cycles are only getting longer whilst they produce awful games, we need a crash asap
Who do you think gives best tailjobs? Who gives the most pleasant ones?
>>574094863And this is my grandma
>>574094558why does taiki look at the trainer like this
>>574094198they did think about it, oguri has never been not good in the game's entire lifespan they wanted it to happenthankfully she's out of alts expect the new nepobaby Forever Dodge to get the same treatment
>>574094802So you do have a secret ERP cord with him..
>>574094737I shifted my End oshi to Pace and she's fairly consistent, but I've been doing some good End runs and the best one so far can win practice rooms every now and then.
>>574094720You mean how they boxed the game into a single character (XOguri) for an entire year which tanked their chances of making money off new trainees? Or how the meta in JP is so centered on getting Fast Learner to the point you cannot compete without hitting it?
>>574094936She's been eating a little too much lately...
Summarize the drama please
>>574094863mommyfags genuinely need to be crushed into goop via hydraulic press
>>574094938he said doto is a good girl
>>574095020Ask grok
>>574094863Is she single?
>>574094923I can only hope that goy theft auto 6 flops and leads to a great reset but that's asking for a miracle
>>574094720This is cygames, they are the epitome of incompetent.
>>574095026you're being mean to Taishin right now, that's midget aboose
>>574095056They already sold like 6 million copies without showing anything
nice
>>574094573theres multiples of us actually
>>574095020Starts >>574085701tldr: Anon1 tries to give advice. Anon2 gets mad and calls anon1 brown. They are argue about who is gayer. Settle it in the rooms. Anon1 lost and is probably gay too
Just fapped to a oguri cap animation where she gets bribed with food to fuck oji-san and she keeps her eyes on the food as she gets pumped full.
>>574095118in the closet*
How long until auto? I'd love to have a single run that doesn't end with losing 3 races.
>>574094863Thats funny I call her mommy too
>>574095173Next week probably
>>5740951739 days
>>574095056Oh I am very certain it’s gonna have awful writing. The evidence is in V, but remember that game is a decade old. The worst you can spectate is in “online” which only entertains retards. It’s gonna be technical milestone, but that’s not enough to make game good. Plus don’t get me started on the digital only shit.
>>574095173all the fun stuff comes out in the part 2 celebrations
>my trainer sparked twice on throne
>>574095212my long lost bwother...
when did lemonchan join a guild? thought the lil gay was a lone wolf
>>574095347Bro is not even in /uma/ clubs and he talks about danchous
umanko namedropping hours...
>>574094974>Or how the meta in JP is so centered on getting Fast Learner to the point you cannot compete without hitting it?When exactly did that start? I'll probably quit at that point, not interested in gambling on 1% event
>>574095026this but the hydraulic press is her ass
>>574095389Cant take this anymore I think Umama is hot when he's playing as different umas in the thread and we should all run a train on him
>>574095316>>574095005Wait a minute, you're not a mummyfag. You're a chubby chaser!
I need Mejiro Ryan in my life.
Yanko owes me sex
>>574095393I don't know because I'm a global player but I imagine that as the skill points pool became larger and larger it became more evident. Probably a gradual change.
it just rained in singapore THO
I like dirty umas.
>>574095461Ok, Ryan is sexy
>>574095389Yes I would like to sex hag umankos too and the lil guy has been name dropping himself all rooms
>>574095154please sauce me
Quickie in a public bathroom stall with Helios
yay yay yay yay yay
>>574095347I may or may not have spent a multi or two or 3 on Bamboo Memory and realized that I will probably need more carrats or I will eventually bankrupt myself...
>>574095554blessed free pull
>>574095549me now?
>>574095393it'll just happen naturally as the SP pools get larger since they're the only thing that meaningfully influence racesprobably as we start pushing the 4.5k to 5k SP (3-4 extra white skills) I think
>>574093083Dia
do you guys think autistic umas would be fans of sonic because he runs fast like them
>>574095660Okay
>>574095461I want to talk about shojo manga with her all night...
>find the most washed up leap forward parent with at least some sprint pinks>sprint S procced>leap forward inherited>but OYL chain didn't finishFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>574095460I WAS CAUGHT
when is rickey dropping
>>574095734>>574095461Mejiro Ryan is so cute, bros.
>>574095734What a donkey!
We need Uma Musume 2 to fix the errors of the past, the errors and limitations of the present and ensure the future of Uma Musume. This Franchise isn't dying anytime soon, if ever given Horse Racing in Japan will always exist. Are we going to continue being limited forever by the OG app?
>>574095806Make natie the only SSR wit
>>574095843bout 12 hours?
>>574095393It kinda already happened in TB. You could compete without it, but fast learner + strong inheritance was the way to make competitive horses. Basically whenever there is no stat pressure and you are expected to hit the perfect statline most of the times the only way to make your uma stronger than others is with skills.
>>574095730see you there~
>>574095884ok but how will making a new app generate revenue for cygames
>>574095656grats bwo
>>57409584336 hours
anyone tried listening to hands free orgasm hypnosis while playing the game
>>574095839maybe we really are brothers....
>>574095997Don't need that, I cum whenever the uma I'm training gets slow metabolism
>>574095997You mean ASMR?
>>574095721100%
>>574095656Yo same here
Naked Umas
What the FUCK?
>>574095460need creek badly
>>574096134I want her...
>>574096176I want this done to me. https://x.com/Unzzenasdfgh/status/2076486773824451000
it's not good right now bros.
>My trainer phone posts.
>my trainer
>>574096263Getting on the PC is pain...
>>574096310The cutest
>>574096158Make her a mother of 10 you idiot
>>574096263It's Winter where I live and I'd rather funpost with my bwos underneath the blankets...
>>574093464bleaching pasa
>>574096263Still would appreciate a modern trainer.
>>574096486Still would appreciate a technologically illiterate dork so she can have him all to herself.
Is any of the recent wit SR cards any good? Gotta bench the SSRs
>>574096424It’s summer everywhere in the world
>>574094863expect many new siblings
>>574096528HISHI AMASEXOOOOO
>>574096398That's the plan.
>>574095721They grew up with sonic
>>574096558I coped with the Spefat power card for skills, but it's a power card that doesn't always give the Head On hint (as is tradition)
>>574096554Just how intense could the jealousy of a 15 year old mentally ill uma be?
>>574096558the upcoming seiun sky wit is pretty good, but aside from that no
>>574096667Imagine the most mentally ill Still poster here and magnify that by 10x.
>>574096714I NEED HER
I must continue Urara bloodline
>>574096758not entirely related but who is Brian's roommate again?
>>574096834me
>>574096834the Uma Musume who sold the world...
>>574096864C-Cool...>>574096889Huh? David Bowie?
>>574096834Sir Not Appearing in this Game (yet)
hey
>>574096915No, Gimlet. and I would be in there with both of them til the room stinks.
>>574096962Does she keep chewing gum while making out with her trainer?
man1.5 anni used to be so far away
there's a mosquito in my room and I can't find it. I hate the buzzing, it drives me insane, I just want to sleep.
Trainer-san career run doko
>>574096834
>>574096915narita brian's meaty pussy...
>>574096996She forces the gum into your mouth while french kissing
Which uma would poke a toad
I'm about to lose it.
>>574097038just bait him out with your skin?
>>574096962hey>>574096996She teaches him (me) how to blow a bubble, don't see why it would stop there.
Palmer sex while I make digitan watch
>>574097146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sln7z3zwIQ
rickey touched me
Reminder that brian is very short and you can just pick her up and go
Let's Goon Rickey
>>574097091sorry can't run a career I have max TP
>>574097038Just pull out your cock
>>574097197such a sick opening
>>574096714>>574096915I NEED BOTH OF THEM
Holy fuck this is the run
>>574097201i wish that was me
>>574097130toads don't exist in that world
>>574097146Bed-breaking sex with midget umas
>>574097271You are not getting a single rainbow training until the end of the run: the log entry
>>574097270
taking supicryer requests!
I am ready to be hurt again
>>574097405I've never not been hurting
>>574097370AAAA I NEED TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF OF THEIR EROTIC BODIES
>Can run Turf>Can run Dirt>Can run Mile>Can run Medium>Can run Long>Can run Sprint with some workYou don't actually need other umas
>Light O song is not actually just a minute longnyoooo...https://youtu.be/vHkgR6YzXbs
>>574097530
>>574097181>Bubble Gun Kissing with Bubble Gum FellowHOT!
>>574097374Is there an oguri speaki cryer yet?
>>574096962BGF is really unique with the way that she manages to make a cool girl archetype seem really boring. Like Yeppers-tier boring.
>>574097530What if I want to play a non-pace?>inb4 someone actually suggests using her Late kitThese are not serious people
>>574096996That’s so fucking hot idk why
>>574097591watch where you're going wtf, are those glasses useless or what!
on a related note, we have now official emojis from the artist of the cryer game
>>574097091Glad I get to see the pits
>>574097530it's very boring, isn't it
>>574097530I refuse to be a meta slave
>>574097530I'd rather work hard and mutate my umas than use a reddit uma like Reddit Cap
>>574097712you mean the rabi game?
>>574097530I hate her so much
>>574097712This is real cute.
>>574097530will obuhi cap (base) still be good in 2 months
>>574097772Don't say that...
>>574097374Opera and Sounds of the Earth cryers stacked on top of each other
>>574097374Neo Universe cryer pls
>>574097823Absolutely cute.I would kiss her soft smooth tummy
>>574097564flint the time detective reference?
>>574097557I want to ikuyo inside Maya.
>>574097819She is always A tier parent for every non-front in every race. Triumphant pulse has some fucking hands
>>574097130
I couldn't post this earlier when I took it because the public ip I'm on in japan is rangebannedBut first meal back
>>574097916bro thats chinese food
It appears her superiority has led to some controversy.
Mayano Top Cum
>>574097712well, not nyow, they release on the 17th
>>574097916Mmmm leafs and drain sludge
>>574097557>>574097621>>574097736>>574097738>>574097741>>574097772Oh shut up, she is great! And the other thing is, when she wins, it feels even better than when other umas win! SHUT UP. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICKS! ALWAYS NAYSAYING, EVERYTHING SHE DOES, YA PIECES OF SHIT! YOU CREATE SOMETHING LIKE OGURI CAP (AS IN PEAK), YOU FUCKIN SHITS! YOU FUCKIN SIT AT YOUR COMPUTER, FUCKIN SHITPOST! YOU FUCKIN BITCH! FUCKING FUCK YOU, FUCKIN COCKASS!
>>574097965Manriki ramen...
>>574098030>all JPslop umas
oguri crap as in shit
>>574097916That Ryan looks so chill
>>574098074>Manriki ramenwtf i remember you posting that shop a while back
>>574098053Jo Kitahara, stop posting and go create a training regimen
>>574098094This is postslop
Oguri Cap is very cute
>>574097916you should dip the ryan in it
>Can run Turf>Can run Dirt>Can run Mile>Can run Medium>Can run Long>Can run Sprint>Canon first wedding alt (true wife)You don't actually need other umas
/uma/bf like this?
>>574098243
>my trainer scheduled the DAAAAAAHBY
>>574097374tazuna and/or light hello
Morning cuddles with Rudolf.
>>574097231i dont want to go anywhere with that mean bitch
>>574097231i want to go anywhere with this cutie patootie
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Oguri Cap
>>574098316Winning Ticket is very cute
>>574098269>would get fat as fuck for youyeah you know what she's a keeper
Do not disturb the Uma.
>>574098316Winning Ticked has massive boobs which you never notice because of all the crying
>>574098440Taishin secretly thinks this.
I love d*rters!
My trainee is the world's strongest.
>>574098557Holy hangers!
>serious digital>serious dotoany other umas that gain immense as the kids say "aura" when they start racisting?
>>574098575Win... pffft... hahaha... Win VariationGOD... hahahaha
>>574098557
>>574098543
>got groundwork and the greens for late surger...What do >we think
>>574098117I went there 2 years ago, and wanted to have my first meal back at itJust as good as I remember
>>574098627They look enormous in that outfit holy. Creek and Taiki on those clothes... I'm getting weak just thinking about it. I wonder how Marvelous is going to look like wearing this outfit.
>>574098772
>>574098654Mostly useless, any lenghts you gain from it will be lost by PDM unless you got Uma Stan. If you have it it might work but you are still at risk of PDM.
>>574098808AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574098615the original monster mare that kickstarted the genre
>wolf Brian still seeing usehope you have a spark saved lolhttps://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2077319572731146441?s=20
>>574098654you want speed skills for non-front in early game, which is only uma stan that consistently activate.
>>574098808Loving, passionate, warm, cuddly taiki sexo.
>>574098615SUPER VILLAIN
>>574098808There are lots of things in life that aren't as great as they're cracked up to be.Sex with big-titted women is not one of those, it's actually as great as people claim.
>>574097029100 free pulls in TachyonMan Im excited
>>574098919cute sisters and worst narita.
OKay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
I just want rulership
>>574097029DIGITAN!!!!
>>574097029Digitan!
My drream job? Probably thigh.
>>574098919Kamigame is ass and should be taken with a grain of salt. They said both Orfevre and Anime Oguri were good for the last long CM and they both sucked.
Are you ready for CM?
>>574099287Ready for +70% WR during the round phase and getting 3rd in A finals
umapill me on the "scary monster mare" generation
>>574098919Frontbwos...
>>574099419>summer mac in SHell yeah!
leo is my final chance to get a single plat in the MANT era
>>574096915It didn't understand her panties.
>>574099287Might not even win B finals this time. Getting absolutely destroyed at lobbies.
>>574099483i've got most of my plats in MANT as F2P so it's been great. going to go downhill from here
WHEN DOES GL UMADROP
>>574099483>tfw 5 MANT platIf I lose I'll just pretend it didn't count
Digitan!
>>574099636This Digital looks a little naked
i literally look like this on senior year inspiration
>>574099636Uhh what's happening here?
>>574099483After winning the CM for my star sign (Gemini) it was like a huge weight was off my shoulders, I shall job eternally just collecting gibs now
this is bullshit
>>574099389
>>574097916>nazi bowl
>>574099667Hot springs impregnation
>>574099695?? But that soark is there? Second column, last row
>>574099695We told you about + sparks bro
>>574099664T R A C E N ?RACEN?
>>574099389Chrono and Gran are autistic fillies
>>574099737i feel raped already
>>574099695Is Racing Spirit really that useful?
>>574099737EFUFORIAAAAAA
>>574099826There should be a version of this but with a stuffed Special Week or Oguri Cap. Unfortunate I can't draw to save my life.
secks
>>574099419what the fuck? is this real?
>>574099483I only got 3 plats (same 0 for MANT) and I got a shit deck and just got demoted to class 5 YOOOOOOSH IKUYOOOO
>26 days until free Seiun Sky
>>574099923and that image doesn't even include the foreign race wins>>574100013エフフフフフフフフフフォーリアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア
>>574099989power is just a homestretch haste that requires overtakingit's fine
>>574099989speed power and stamina are strongwit is just tail held highguts is a dueling skill
>>574099989things that help you get into position for your win condition is the most important
>>574099569if you've been playing since the start f2p will be indistinguishable from whales until the real powercreep starts happening
>>574100295oh really? i thought people said the discrepancy starts at grand live
kitawife
fucks only me
since everyone and their mothers are running lates now do i still need umastan on my leap forward/OYL sweepy?she bricks herself if she ever hits 4th place before the final corner
>>574100382anons have been building sweepy as end with OYL
>>574100334everyone that's been playing continuously since launch will be running 5+ SSR decks starting with GL and certainly will be running 6 SSRs with GMthe only difference will be that whales will own MLB distance-specific cards instead of 1LB or having to borrow them; 1/3 to 1/2 the f2p playerbase will have MLB scenario pals (excluding ancestors) until hot springs so that's not an indicator
>>574100368With LOY and Yanko being so busty I hope Real Steel has the biggest tits out of everyone in 2015 classic gen
>>574100591are you talking about real SSRs or including welfare SSRs?
>>574099419>3 tiers for 3 umasthis is so fucked lol. anyone in A might as well not exist
>>574100686See >>574099267
This is insane, 3rd career in a row not 1 of my SSR chains completed.
>>574099419>takes them 2 years to finally shunt Xoguri out of the medium meta>BBrian is still top of the long meta after 4 yearsI fucking hate Cygames' unashamed pace favoritism
>>574099419at least we're good in 50% of competition modes, right...? we're doing 50/50 LoH CM splits later...
>>574100836paceGAWD game pacegawd franchise
>>574100836da hog is used for medium, long, dirt, and sometimes even mile. BLAZE IT Brian is only seen in longs
You wouldn't enter your trainee's room without knocking the door first, right?
When does my canon umawife become meta
>>574100903yeah but xog isn't a pace on longs or most miles so it doesn't count
>>574100685You should have at least 2 gacha SSRs MLB. Lets say either Kita and FM or KIta and Creek.Now add the tachyon/Lh banner you should be pulling on. That's 2 extra SSR cards.Borrow slot makes it 5You now have a 5 SSr deck
>>574100967Of course, I wouldn't enter my trainee's womb without knocking her up
>>574100967I will knock on the door to her womb
>>574100967They live in dorms, with another trainee. Realistically you would have to be dicking both of them to pull such a move.
Can all JPposters please post their credentials and achievements before giving advice?
>>574100972after her ballroom alt with sweet doto next year
>>574101119I'm not a jpposter, I'm just a gaslighter
>>574100967>enter Ines's room without knocking hoping to see freckled breasts>get flashbanged by Ryan tits insteadI would
>>574101015fair enough
>>574098919Good news is that Brian is my oshi so i was gonna pull for her anywaysBad news is that people will start calling me a metafag...
>>574100164isn't thh really good?
>>574101134JP doesnt have that on gametora
>>574101119I don't want to install a 40GB game just for a screenshot bwo, I'm retired
Does Risky Business just fucking straight up kills your uma even on sprint? I even have 600 stam. Is this just umalator bullshit?
>>574101059Falco can watch me dicking Flash
should i pick uma stan or ignited pwr as my final skill?late surgermy current accels are pump, shooting star, OYL and dauntlessalternatively i can drop right-handed and grab bothi have 1320 spd and sprint Spls
Fucking Ruby in every position and sending Helios the sex tape!!
>>574101508>Is this just umalator bullshit?yesget hakuraku and run a bunch of rooms if you want actual accurate stam checks
>>574101508you have to vibe out the stamina drain
smoochies?
>>574101540uma stan, don't drop right handed
>>574101543you don't have to because she'll be watching in a corner or from a window
>>574101540I would drop right handed and grab both
>>574099529lol loincloth
>>574092909I know the real life reason, but what is the game reason, why Top Gun has such an rival boner for Brian?
>>574101540i would also drop right handed
>>574101637helios would never willingly be cucked.
>>574101685Serious vs goofy
>-20What the fuck doto
sprintyano sprint gun ikuyoooo
>>574101723it's just a fun activity for her, nothing weird about it
>>574098456Yoshi Ikkuuyoooo!!!
>>574099636proliferating those secretariat genes
>>574100820GYARU KRIS SEX!?
>>574101778She goofed up
>>574101372shiraoki told me in a dream
>>574101685they had the kino rino daishoten racist
Is wedding Kita Black any good?
>>574101814It's more likely than you think
morning
>>574101948that's not a real unit bro
>>574101685You could just play her career or look thing up in uma reader
STOP WITH THE KRIS PROPAGANDA SHE'S TOO FAR AWAY
>you could try impersonating Doto>get the most evil skill in the gamenyooooooooooticing
>>574101636>>574101638>>574101701wait i realize i have leap forward toomore accels won't hurt right
>>574102048honestly ignited power might not be worth it then and you should just keep rh
>>574101685>that laurelohnonononono laurelsissies not like this!!!!what was that? High tier for you uma? succubus? doko are any of those?!?!?! KEKAROOOOlaurel is for yurichads. waifuchuds LOST
>>574101986
>>574101998Excuuuuse me for wanting a quick answer
Laurel is for nobody since her manga sucks and no one reads it
>>574102097
>Your trainee makes this comment in front of everyone after the raceWhat you do?
>>5741020196 months of me continuing to post Kris Sex. Get used to it.And after she releases? I'll post propaganda for her alt.
>>574102175>needing to pretend to be coddled by your (much younger) trainee so she'll work harder and actually be inspired to win
>>574102035STOP EXPOSING THE UMA BUISNESS
>>574101810Which other umas are Secretariat descendants again?
>>574101596Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah
>>574102175Propose to marry her in front of everyone.
>>574102205
oguri has one love
>>574102175let it pass because i'll be nursing on those tits after the race anyway
>>574102175I motorboat her tits
>>574102097it's a rival kind of gay like goku and vegeta
>get a quadruple nose in test lobbiesI'm not ready for this clown CM
>>574102097What are you even talking about?
>>574102205gee whillikers!
>>574101998She's so cool...
>>574102175At least she didnt tell the whole academy I'm railing her so hard it boosts her power...
Trying to make pull plan. What are some "must" pull UMA/Support cards?
For someone wearing so skimpy CB sure doesn't have a lot of lewds
>>574102392only must pull uma is your oshi
more like shart blossom
>>574102392Really depends on what your preferred running style is. But the scenario banners are basically always must pull. So Ramonu wit, Pasa speed, Orfe guts etc.
>>574102317
>>574102424she's not sexy she's just a weirdo
>>574102392>Must pulll umasYour wivesStay gold if you are a backliner, parent tax and no, you can't borrow Stego parents
>>574102175according to the career, you're basically married anyway
>>574102392Rickey for dirt, Tachyon is the only support banner worth pulling in GL, maybe Maru rerun if you missed it
>>574102327imagine the sloshing
>>574102353GAMBAMAXX THIS CM
BED BREAKING SEX ALL NIGHT WITH SUPER CREEK
>>574102205>>574102317>>574102472yeppers mentioned
>>574102424i don't think she's too popular in japan
NARITA BRIANI'M COMIN FOR UMA NIGGA
>>574102392Soulless post. Just buy a bot account at this point.
>>574102392scenario banners are generally must pull, if only for the scenario taxonly umas worth pulling are the ones you likeadd in the wit and maybe speed cards for whatever position you play most
>>574102541this but also cuddling
Question to people planning to pull/run Rickey. Are you doing her+2 debuffers or something else?
>>574102472
>>574102558it's one artist carrying her very hard.
>>574102541
>>574102392for umas just B urself
>>574102603I'm against double debuffer, my hard limit is 1. Maybe double ace or ace + sub ace/hybrid
>>574102097What a weak shitpost, you either go big (like teiobro) or go home. Don't even bother posting next time.
sweaty hick sex with yeppers
>>574102541you won't last 5 seconds inside that umanko
>>574102609yes kind of, there's like 3-4 CB artists always creating fanart but regardless not that popular.
Mambo!
Question to people who play regularly. How many hint books for the GOLD skill do you have currently? Both of the book types.
So given the trend in stat bloat, at what point do blues completely stop mattering?
>>574102575oh nostar blossom will soon hit 1995 takarazuka kinen
>>574102541This but she's the one on top and breaking the bed.
>>574102787just show her the photos torena took during their umapyoi
>>574102558Starting to think Japanese have shit taste
Passionate, romantic, winner sex with my strongest, cutest, smartest, beautifulest bestest umawife in the ehole umaverse
>>574102904TMare O....
Now that I think about it if I plan on pulling Pokke I probably shouldnt be going hard on the Tachyon banner, huh.
>>574102787helios doesnt deserve this.
CB is the kind of girl that would start smoking on the balcony after getting umapyoid (she thinks it's cool but it isn't)
>>574102424>>574102896The C.B. stands for child bearing (soon)
dancho has had enough
>>574102896you guys joke about grassu being a white woman, which is false in every waybut, to the nipponese, c.b. is exactly how a white woman acts because of her being so far removed from the yamato nadeshiko mold
>>574102787Helios would gladly suck the dick that was inside ojou a minute ago
>>574103038witnessing a murder
>>574103038DAHBY NOOOO
>>574102787Wei can join
CB is the kind of girl that would start smoking on the balcony after getting umapyoid (she thinks it's cool and it is and I would smoke with her)
>>574103038
>>574102603Probably double front with Falco and a dominator
>>574103056strangely this makes a lot of sense
>>574103038BURN THE TICKEZO
what a fucking villain
>>574102976she will be the uma that stepped up
>>574103038Dancho please think about butt sweats
Reminder that Tachyon is the Fuku/NTR of GL. She's not worth it. Just get LB0/1 LH and dip out. SR sweepy is as good as LB3 Tachyon
>>574101685Both had some truly great moments alongside other horses like Laurel. But all of then lived in Brian's Shadow who always had a "Last Boss" aura of his generationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6FnP8YB6BQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ganoywAfqtA
CB is the kind of girl that would start smoking on the bed after getting umapyoid (she thinks it's cool and kisses me after taking a puff causing my brain to intoxicate)
>>574103250unless you're a pacecuck yeah
McQueen more like McCutie
>>574103250look i know you want to keep the general active but this is not the way
>>574103321shes very cute yes but boring. Extremely boring
>>574103250>spreading misinformation
I only roll for uma cuties. Cards? That's gay.
>>574103380what the fuck is jumbo doing here
I have decided that grinding for 2*+ dirt great grandparents every time new skills are released is fucking retarded and I will shrimply cop the 6 affinity loss
>>574103221THE HERO KILLED THE CHUD
>>574103321I tried watching this show before it gets larped to death and damn, smokers and druggies REALLY are horrible people. anyone thinking this is pro-smoking propaganda has 0 comprehension.
>>574101685Honse of the year 1994 vs Honse of the year 1995Also Maya is a brat while Brian is an edgy aura farmer so their interactions are funny
>>574103298She looks like the kind of girl who'd say that you're a little too old to be playing video games
>>574103056I bet CB practice casual sex
My late swung the fuck out it looked like she got blocked on the minimap (?)
>>574103687ugly apple
please stop the mr cb propaganda
>>574103565Arguably the best Big Brother - Little Sister dynamic in the game
>>574103802Why? She cute
imagine dating a girl named mister lmao
is one and a half million cc a good skill on leo?
>>574103912there's one uphill at the very end so in theory it'll do something? Might trigger too late though
Show your knowledge.Name Umas that would definitely leg lock the trainer?
>>574103802time for the natie propaganda
Oguri doesn't even know what sex is
>>574103994Light Hello 100%
>>574103994nishino flower
>>574103893I call my irl woman(female) wife mister. Mister retard that is but still.
>>574103802You are not immune
>>574103994Tokai Teio
hehe... mr cb...mr chibai...
>>574104041>>574104083Waking up in the morning after sleeping with Tazuna!
>>574103994CreekArdanPalmerGolshi
>>574103994Sugar Lights
Kingu nooooooooooo
Sexing Dober and gently teasing her for how worked up she's getting during the act.
Do we have a trainee that's outright hostile to their trainer?
>>574103994I hate this artist so much it's unreal.
>>574103680Dantsu...
>>574103994CurrenDiaGrass WonderFineMo
>>574104270Kingu YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK
>>574103994trick questionall of themnever let your guard down around *mas
>>574104293Ramonu
>>574103994>no active racing career>no partner>biological clock is tickingLight Hello would leg lock you so hard she'd break your back in the process.
>>574104293Admire Groove but she's weak to ningen dick
>>574100310orange wife
>>574104293Shakur basically tells you to fuck off in every other trainee event
>>574104483Admire Groove is not hostile to her trainer, what are you on about.
>>574103994dotovillain would poke a hole in the condom then leglock then lie about taking the pills
>>574104437>>574104483>>574104501Thanks. I'll keep an eye on these.
>>574104270
>>574104293Air Shakur?
>>574104519I dunno man, she's kind of an asshole
>>574104501Yes but torena's consistent warmth eventually breaks through and reveals how much of a softie she can be.
>>574103994Its funny how all of them would leg lock but each leg lock would be different and unique. Like golshi would be very gentle and soft while tachy would aggressively push you in with it
>>574104591But she's literally not. She isolates herself because she doesn't want to get her hopes up and dash them away if they leave her. But she's never outright hostile. Hell, she does kind things CONSTANTLY but doesn't even bother or like to receive praise for it because she, again, doesn't want to get her hopes up. This is a recurring thing with her. She is NOT a bad person, she's not an asshole, she's anything but, she's just self isolating to a very unhealthy degree because of being raised an orphan in a facility who left her alone because she "was mature for her age" compared to the other kids who were still bratty, something even the director regrets. Hostile is what Orfevre is after she loses in France. But she also has her reasons.
When's the auto mode?
>oh she hit her accels!>and didn't do anything...
>>574104835No one knows for sure but probably next week thursday/friday
how would you respond?
>>574104358...you do realize you're the one doing the sucking yeah?
>>574101814So it would seem
>>574104835tomorrow
>>574103252>Last BossMayano already surpassed Brian by beating his Kikuka Sho time record and beating her at the Arima"b-but brian won hanshin daishoten by a nose"That's a G2 Maya is over that
>>574104874>bwo found about level 2
>>574103994cumbucket'dor
>>574104913>he never let a woman sit on his faceSad
>>574104879thankshave a cute picture of spechan
>>574104913sucking on her clitty yeah
>>574104901Needy mentally ill uma are so fucking erotic.
>>574104707at first I thought she was pissing/shitting
My trainee kept being extremely rude over unbelievably minor things, so I handed her an already filled out transfer request sheet and walked out without saying anything, only to get a ton of missed called and texts of her asking to take her back. Why is she always like this
>>574105053That is a cute picture of Spechan!
>>574104293NoneAt best, they will be "hostile" at the start of the career, but soften up or just speak in such a way that it CAN be taken as hostile but is not, just too much autism (Ramonu being a premier case of this)
>>574105052stop reposting this image
>>574105052>>574104901>>574105076based
>>574105051Is that the so called Mommy Tachyon?
>>574105105Really interested to read Ramonu's career just to see how the wrong people saying she hates (You) are.
>>574104540Shakur already released, bwo. You missed the banner.
>>574105158I would be her guinea pig for this kind of experiment
>>574105135
>>574105141kwab
look at this clanker
>>574105271starting breeding mode
>>574104874just run two debuffers and you only need to overtake one guy
>>574104885I don't think your dad knows how a heart works
>>574101804You know what? This is decent sloppa
>>574105210She just speaks in racing autism, so most things she says can be interpreted in a couple of ways
>>574105271>>574105339
Which artist was the best according to their uma concept art?
>>5741055725
>>574105465
>>574105572sorry i cant read gook so i put it in the blender to at least get an idea of what's going on
>>574105572number 2 and 3 had most hits where the concept stayed intact to the gamenumber 1 had 50/50 on total misses and then shit that was so much better than the final product, marvelous sunday is still better than the official outfit4, 5 and 6 went mostly straight to the game8 and 10 overcomplicated the outfits with all those tassels that were never going to make it into the game
>>574098468This is a trap. She wouldn't let her guard down like that. I wonder what her end game is.
>>574105572Does anyone have each of their pixiv or something
>>574101987Kita would never be this slutty
>>574105465I kinda just dont care to read MTL shit I'll be honest. I appreciate it though
>>574105572how can the same artist go from air groove and ramonu to ry*n
>>574105572>>574105717UOHHHHHHHHH SCARLET EROTIC
>>574104961No one said Brian wasn't beaten. Laurel beat both as well. My point came from the fact he was an undefeated triple crown champion with monstruous strength and pretty much everyone was measuring themselves against him. That was how the fans saw those clashes back then.
>>574104270>artist also drew Tamamo with a decent sized cockyeah im fucking masticating right now
>>574105572an actual crime they didn't go with this version of genshinvre, i guess they thought it was too similar to the other hobo
>>574105465Her love is racing, anon. There's no other interpretation here. She's not saying she loves (You). Her good ending is her finally recognizing (You) as someone to share or at least someone who understands her love. You can say your relationship has only just actually began, and that by itself is a massive fucking step since it's close to impossible to take Ramonu's attention away from her love.>"And of course, I am standing next to Mejiro Ramonu."It's a bigger line than you think.https://youtu.be/1D-ZJfNDEB8?t=117
>>574105497I need to test her breeding mode thoroughly.
>>574102205Any other umas with new events for the new dirt races?
>>574106112
>>574105572I like Doto and King Kamehameha artist.
>>574106227Smart Falcon and Kawasaki Kinen
>>574106139Well I love her huge tits
DUDE SWEEPY IS SHIT
>>574105478tacto sexo
>>574106316sex meh sexsex sex sexsex meh meh
>>574106745
>>574106710>>574106663This scenario is so fucking hot
deploying ze slide
>>574106443sweepy's days are coming to an end soon anyway
>>574104293Halo when he's added
>>574105271>>574106172Bobo is so erotic
>>574106870is this the non-G1 win animation? It's the first time I've seen it. It's better than the G1 win
>>574106951She's so sexy
NICE NATURE SEX SEX SEX NICE NATURE! I WANT TO INSEMINATE ALL MY SEED INTO NICE NATURE UNTIL WE HAVE 50 UMA BABIES
>>574107020>Dead soundfuck
>>574107154>>574106951She's a sweaty clanker
>>574107020Ibis Summer Dash is the kino that keeps on delivering
>>574106623mejiro ramen menu sex
>do a mant run>missed the chance to shit on ramonuwhoreFUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.U-UHHHHH, N-NO, SHE ISN'T A GOOD UMA, I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>574106745>>57410687017 years old btw
>>574107253lmaoget fucked shitposter-kun
>>574107306NTR smile
i want to kill myself desu wa
>>574107382both ugly
>>574107389thank you, mcqueen
My favorite
>>574107389Do it desu yo
>>574107389yeah yeah now rest for a day and go back to training
>>574107389Type shit
>>574106139a virgin wrote this
Niggas be tryna make me goon this early in the day fr
>>574107389
>>574107680Mejiro NyaQueen.
>>574107632I already posted that!
>>574107779why are you posting white static, anon?
>>574107438That artist is the GOAT
>>574107791So true desunya
>>574107847Oops, my bad
>>574108227>>574108227>>574108227
>>574106870Why is she kissing the camera man?
>>574108439Fanservice
