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Digitan LOVE
This thread will be silly
RETARDS
>>574134864it's alright, thanks for baking
Tick tock pacekeks. 3 hours till your doom
ikuno......................dictus
Soon
Post Daring Tact
Nobody unironically likes Rice shower
>rest>sleep deprived>rest>sleep deprived>rest>sleep deprivedHave i been cursed or what?
my ace is looking kinda ass but I don't want to spend any more time on used goods scenarios
KONNA NAI KARA MACHIGAI DAYO
MINNA
Ok UMAFRENS, help meMy priorities are >Light HELLO>Tama and Paizuri One>Zenno Paizuri RobShould I not pull for Copano / MR. CB even if i am an End Closer nigga, and just save the resources for the rest?
another jiggie I bequeeth to thread while I am away at the dentist the link is not turd dont make fun of me https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_>https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_>https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_>https://jiggie.fun/tyyrd_
>>574135058She raped me
waheyphew thanks for not having (embed)'s in the op it triggers me when there's like 4 of them near the schedule because some people don't bother to ERASE THEM
>>574135086Still a Silly!
>>574135418you can ticket brian or zrr. also most of those umas aren't endchuds
The Black Mountain sends its regards
>>574135418you can get Rickey the next time an all-uma banner is up (implying it happens again i dunno) and C.B. eventually will be able to be picked from a free SSR i assume so unless you're patient you can get both rather easy, technically same with ZRR and alt Brianunless Rickey has free pulls I think you should focus on Light hello Tama Inari and the last two
>>574135418buy more carats or pick one
>>574135418credit card
>>574135651>>574135706>>574135754Tama is EndPaizuri One is EndZRR is not but I am not paying for tickets that's why I am asking, I'm a F2P nigga, unless 2nd anni ticket?>>574135698Thanks for the information
Nothing bad is gonna happen if I dip into my card savings(35k) for Rickey, right....
>>574135231Get a better bed
>>574135418>328skip rickey or you get brickey
What should I spend my last SP on for my pace chaser?IntimidateHesitant frontsIgnited guts.
>>574135464>tyyrdlollmao
>>574135418PLEASE brick yourself by wasting 200 pulls on Rickey
>>574135801>>574135925why do you FAGS say that I am gonna get BRICKED by RICKEY
>unironic endchudslol, just wait for Orfevre since all the ones before suck
>>574135418If you do not pull for Rickey you will be bricked in dirt CMs for the next 5 years. WitGOD agrees, don't bother him about it.
>>574135651Huh maybe I'll just ticket Calstone, that frees up valuable carats
>>574135979you arent going to mlb tachyon with 300 pulls GWO
>>574135982>>574136052Isn't Transcend far better than her in Dirt?
>>574135064cute dingdong with glasses
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>574136174You have to roll for THAT umadol to rape CMs still to this day
Last Thread
>>574136139What if I save for Tachyon then
>>574136174>dirtertranscend is pace bro
Good night friends!!
>>574136383yeah skipping rickey is one way to save for tachyon
>>574136383Nigga you are broke even if save
>>574136440Are you retarded? She is a front
Tazuna, I…
>>574136591fronts don't exist at that point of the game bro
>>574136349>uma sexyet again
>>574136349>retarded taishin
>>574136349telling
>>574136636There's always someone stronger.
>>574136682okay retard god
>>574136527gn
>>574136701Umama sex?
>>574136349>sexall me btw
What's even the point of having such a high Power cap if it's impossible to reach it?
>>5741369727 and Fuku wins
>>574136972To get lucky
The brown umagenda continues
>>574136682Fronts are still good for dirt and Transcend has B paceAlso>Medium pace without an accel in her kit before speed TeioYou realize the most pace medium umas are so bad is because they have access to zero accel unless they are called XOguri, right?
Your riposte?
god I love Suzuka
>>574137293Well I unzip my pants, I suppose
>>574137173kris s bros are so generous with their wife
>>574136549>>574136570SO ALL IN FOR TACHYON?WHAT DO I EVEN USE MY 1.5 TICKET FOR
>>574137173It carries on...
>>574137513creek status?fine status?
>>574137513You can't mlb Tachyon with 300 pulls. And LB3 or less is unusable, SR sweepy is better at that point. It's MLB or bust
>>574137628In fact, it might just never stop
>>5741376470LBMLB>>574137669B-BUT I CAN TRYI NEED HERI NEED THAT CARD
>>574137647>ticketing creeklol
>>574137734Bricked...
>>574137293Sorry I have ED
>>574137801HELP
>>574137774retard
>he's not fully saving for the light tachy banner
>>5741377343lb Tachy is also perfectly usable (though you'd want mlb) but you'd have to be lucky to get that with 300 pulls too....
>>574134847Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
57925213Bring ONE ace. Your strongest one. Or most consistent one.
>>574138019so I would have to do this?
>>574137173I want chocolate milk
Hey kid, wanna learn about feng shui?
>>574138256context of this scene?
>>574137930Holy brick>>574138306Swipe for 80 pulls or you are doomed
>>574138306honestly... you might want to consider just skipping tachyon and going open league for this scenario
>>574138410>>574138425but WHY
Cuddling with Super Creek with my face between her large and warm breasts while cares keeps caressing my head then she slowly whispers Umapyoi Legend to me.
>>574138306What you'd have to do is go back in time and make it so you dont end up in this situation in the first place.If you really want the umas you mentioned just pray you get a 0Lb copy of Lh from your free pulls and roll on umas.
>>574138496There are people who went 800 pulls deep into maru banner and got 0 Marus. What Makes you think you can MLB it in 300?
>>574137930don't pull Rickey, dump everything into Tachyon, you should be able to mlb her in 400 pulls + selector + crystal. Having Finemo instead of Creek is very good, and you have Kitasan. You need another SSR speed card. >t.mlb kita/creek, 0lb Finemo
>>574137921Cute.
Kane?
>>574138591because I'M WITGOD>>574138582I cannot be NG'd...>>574138635thank you anon, you seem to be the most reasonable from the rest of the people
>>574138635You cant use the selector on Tachyon. That anon also doesnt have enough for 400 pulls. (unless they give us more free ones for no reason)
>>574138425He's pulling for Matsuri Cross and ZRR, two pace umas, not having Tachyon for them is hilarious
>>574138635He only has 300 pulls though. The 300 includes free pulls
>>574138808ok but he's not getting anything usable in 300 pulls on tachyon
>>574138729fuck you're right, forgot about that. In that case...............fuck, I dunno. He should either save for the next strong card ie Ramonu, but he's going to have a bad time in Grand Live. >>574138710Do you only have 20k carats right now, is that right?
>>574138897Oh yeah, for sure. He definitely needs to skip Rickey
>>574138919yesI have 20kaccording to my schedule, i will ahve aroundish 400ish pulls for my mom Ramonu
>>574138857Wonder acute is a stupid grammy schtick
>>574139084she looks so goofy in the anime
oh rickey you're so fineyou're so fine you blow my mindhey rickeyhey rickey
>>574138983no anyon... he did skip brickey... he still has just 300...
>>5741382727/9, two more!
>>574134573>>574134652>>574134697Heeeeeeeeeelp... meeeeeee...Shiraokiiiiiii...RAAAAAAAPIIIIIIIIIIING...soooooooouuuuuuul...
>>574139085I'll kill you
>>574139085shut your mouth before granny shuts it for you
>>574135049More like two and a half hours until your pathetic defeat.
>>574139021ok then definitely skip Rickey, dump 400 pulls into Tachyon. If you supremely luckshit, you'll mlb her and get a few copies of Light Hello (and if you REALLY REALLY luckshit, MLB Seiun Wit SR too). Then hold for Ramonu. This might mean you don't get to pull on umas until 2027, though, and as someone who didn't pull for umas from August '25 to February '26, that majorly, majorly sucks. So be aware of that.
>>574139232Oh that sucks. But he seems to have one crystal. I did get 3LB Kitasan in 200 rolls, so a miracle can always happens in 300 rolls, but the odds are incredibly low. He might have to open his wallet
post something cute
There are weirdos out in the world and in here who want to have sex with fillies…
>>574138272Dude where did all these /v/ma guys come from? Those umas are scary as shit what the fuck.
>>574139628oki
>>574139587I got 2lb Kitasan in 400 so your mileage may vary
>>574139649maybe u just suck...
uh ohstar blossom has hit the ultimate angst phase
Bed breaking sex with Taiki Shuttle
>>574139628
>>574139937after marriage?
Argentina is so boring to watch holy shit
>>574139649It was posted in both gensT. Checked.
>>574139469The gluttony of this man is too much.
>>574139649We need an /uma/ vs /v/ma cup. Thread clubs sign up, and each club gets a different distance to compete in. Eg. Mambo 2400m, Uma&Co 1600m against /v/ma clubs.
>>574139960ikute
>>574140263nah, that will only invite more shitposting and tribalism
>>574140056Yes
>>574140056putting a bastard uma into taiki's shuttle
>>574140401WHAT IF I WANT PREMARRIAGE
>>574139918my dick has never been more erectlast time was when teio got her legs absolutely shattered in the same way during s2
>>574139340lucky...
>>574140396Yeah I agree, not worth it. We just don't mix well. I will say though, I was very surprised at the powerlevel of their rooms.
baby making bed breaking sex with your trainee before marriage is bad
>>574138272>allready fulled upits over...
going balls deep into light hello
>>574139647>haven't seen art from this guy in a while>he probably had to hop to a new account again>go to booru to look for it>he actually finally did draw porn of flowerbased...
>>574140436Taikis dad would object
>>574140184
>>574140621every black horse looks the same i stg>but this one has a totally unique signature white shape on its nose!!!!!!!>look at the shape>its a line
>>574140730wow racist!!!!!!!!!
>>574140730Yep
>>574140204
>>574140662High risk boner inducing behavior.
>>574141009HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>574140662>>574141003WHOS VOICE IS THISWHY AM I ERECT
>>574141170the queen herself, miyuki sawashiro
>>574140263I would rather bash uma&co member's skulls than play with them on a "team"
>>574139918how the fuck are they going to adapt a compound fracturelaisu :c
>>574140662>>574141003>>574141303PUT HER IN THE GAME ALREADY
>>574141487We love uma&co here
>>574141593>posting the worst Raiden
>>574141596Uma&co is like that dog that always shits on your lawn and you keep telling the middle-aged owner who is on zoloft to stop having the dog take a shit on your lawn and clean it up and then they proceed to do it next week anyway
>>574141487A real tusndere...
>>574141596Very subtle, V.
>>574141816But enough about brick-182
>>574141816And yet they are very popular and never have issues with refilling the club when needed
>>574141916hayashi please
Mambo has one more spot open after mambchou shot a nigga ded
>>574141934Cope V, you can't stand up from your chair fatass
imagine not liking umama&co
>>574141934You could say the same thing about prisons
>>574141996on the 15th???
>>574140662>>574141003
>>574141786why women cannot be like this irl?
>>574142054Yeah
>>574142078this is where the boner is created
>>574142128No one wants men to be happy, even other men
>>574141816Prisons are popular?
>>574142078>>574142218intergenerational oyakodon with speed, luna and her daughters
I was under the impression that you had to press something that didn't add to speed to get rid of slow metabolism, so I've been clicking on power and stam for nearly a year now.It was today that I found out it doesn't matter at all and pressing wit could cure slow metabolism
Who let grandma out?
>>574142273there's no way she would be embarrassed
I like Uma&CoI don't like V
>>574142078koreans btfo
>>574142273>confident and charismatic character>draw her embarassed ahahRetardartists at their best.
>>574142370ME
>>574136972> ImpossibleHm? Just take some pow cards bro. The main issue is that powmaxxing is useless compared to hitting good accels, at least on sprints.
Getting horny...
>>574142128women can't even be loyal irl
>>574142128they can, just not for you
>>574142876TRANSECNDS ISNT THAT BUSTYDELETE THIS
>trainee events can have event chains>have been missing out on corner hints this whole timeWtf manWho else has a trainee event chain?
>>574142795Oh no! Sounds horrible anon.
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>574143025-2 chances for your card chains to finish
>>574142795And you're telling us this because...?
>>574142675big SS energy this pic.
>>574143028>>574143153More uma mammaries
People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit
I see Eishin Flash, I get an erection.Help me, frens.
>>574143263
>>574143153>>574143028we posting boobs?
>>574143153that's my oshi
donna boobs please
>>574143258>>574143319
Why does a retarded gluten have such a sinful body?
>>574143319I prescribe you 100mg of air shakur
flatties need love too
>>574142675sex with speedsex with the uma shota
>>574143621I can tolerate a flat chest but not a flat ass
>>574143621but I do love Suzuka
Im close post the most obscene uma breasts
>>574140914
>>574143964
Curren's stuffy boots will be VERY steamy today!
>>574144018
>>574144018If you like this unironically you are subhuman
Falco is getting this after the CM if she doesn't pull through.
>>574144093Yeah
>>574143028>>574143481>>574144234>>574144238I need to be wrung dry by her boobs..
>>574144142Happy to be a subhuman then.
>>574143964Have some chocolate milk too
>>574144142Subhuman thread
>>574144338Don't we all...
>>574144409*ahem*NIGGER
>>574144534No, me most of all!!!!
>>574143319
>>574143028>>574143481>>574144234>>574144238My milking meisterin.
>>574143145>last chain didn't come>Kitasan chain didn't even startI think you have a point
>>574144142>>574144485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jozqnG_32i0
>>574144571I love cowtits, but there are limits...
>>574144431I can't help but masturbate anytime I do doto careers, her body is so ridiculous and I just get diamond hard anytime I see her, just imagine how she would act during sex.
>>574144623No, me!!!!>>574144815Oh?
>>574144571i love cowtits, and there are no limits.
>>574145013I need mommy
>>574142675
>>574144963>Oh?yeah.. She finally overpowered me after I called her my paizuri slave one too many times..
The absolute state of the thread...
>>574144883Limit: B cups
Lads is it coming home?
look at thishttps://files.catbox.moe/26d3fv.mp4
Boobs
Gold ship retirement ceremony after 6 G1 victories, it's been said he has always been a very smart horse to understand social cueslonger video with audio: https://x.com/nontan3636/status/2077279089187307692
>>574145372Love 'em
Ass lovers we are so oppressed...
>>574145303Gold City puts me in a hard state..
>>574145573I do have some Eishin ass I can offer you as well
>try to check on how long until cm while at work >Ticket yells: UMAMUSUME PREETEE DAAHBEE on my phone
>>574145481The entire clip long, I was just waiting for Ship to bite or kick out cuz there is so much bullshit going on, not to mention all the touching.
>>574145289Relentless Umazuri...
>>574145481>Gold Ship trying to get the hell out of there at first>goes completely still by the endCute..
>>574144815
>>574145573
Not watching the WC but how rig have ENG vs ARG have been?
>>574145767Eishin forcing me to spurt between her boobs after every G1 win..>>574145932Would guzzle that milk
Beautiful boobage
>>574146270>hello? yes, this is Dia>two goals for the last 10 minutes onegaishimasu>thanks
The script wills it
>>574146746I dont particularly care for this airhead but this gif always gets me
>>574146594toobig
>>574146746
spechud is... cool?
>>574146594I can handle them
>>574146834How about this
>wins
>>574147092>>574146594If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within a week
>>574146270
I still think about Gold Ship's boobs.
>uh oh getting too close>end it
fucking rigged
>>574146923Spechud is for sex.
V (argentinian) and his hot girlfriend are going to have fun tonight
>>574147338
>>574147190We would be entirely beholden to her whims.....What a wonderful like that would be
>>574147381He's SEA tho
>wasted like 50 rolls on different uma banners>still no ssr umaNext free pull definitely right?
Why are you fags posting Dia?
>>574147381who?
Somehow I'm not surprised with a close match and a 90+ score for a win
Bongposters, will you livestream your suicide?
Can horses stop being so erotic?
>go visit the so-called "uma musume general">it's not actually a cute army commander with horse ears, it's just a bunch of autists on an internet forum
>>574147620THE PROTAGONIST
>1 hour left until CMAre you ready?
>>574147474I fear what a life being subjected to all of Dia's whims would be like.>>574147564I' m horny.
>>574147680You will love the horseshttps://www.goodsmileus.com/collections/umamusume-pretty-derby?utm_source=socials&utm_medium=GSCus&utm_campaign=SOCIAL%28PRE%29-National+I+Love+Horses+Day
>>574147564>Why are you posting sexy umasit's impossible to say
>>574146923always has been
>Literally any team plays: no one gives a flying fuck, not even when the brits play>BUT GOD FORBID a thirdie team plays, then the thread thirdies go ape shitevery single damn time. bad enough that it's off topic garbage I don't care for, but it's thirdie soccer
>>574147564Dia a cute
>>574147838Shion sex
>>574147564Argentinians have claimed Satono Diamond because she has ARG horses in her pedigree there are more American horses in there though
>>574147838This is untrue, people were posting about a lot of the wc games
>>574147747you should bakushin yourself now
>>574147838I bet most of the posters here are American born >America is a third world countryYou got me there
TALKABOUTTHE VIDEOGAMESPLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE
>>574147564because danchou just got her in the free rolls and got her hot sprints event immediately. He is now happily raped
>>574147838
>>574148075V...
>>574148091>sharing the secret dash lore with the threadshiggy
Will you queue instantly, wait 2-3h or wait for the jobber hours?
>>574148075like Winning Eleven!
>>574148075
>>574147620
>>574148169Instantly as always. Statpadding is for losers.
>>574148075Sorry but no gaming for another hours. How aboutSEX WITH BROWN SEX WITH BROWN SEX WITH BROWN UMAAAAAAAAAS AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574148169It's sprint CM bwochacho queue instantly
>>574148075CM Start is soon let's just have fun until then~
>>574148220
>>574148075>games>sParty Dash is 70% off on steam right now
>>574148075Nobody here actually likes Uma Musume (except me)
>>574148169it's day 1 i dont really care
>>574147791That cheval grand looks so UGLY
>>574148245
>>574148169Only COWARDS wait to queue You aren't winning A Finals if you show such weakness
>>574148169Are jobber hours even real?
>>574148545>>574141036>>574141036>>574141036
>>574148562Yes. Usually around reset time. Maybe earlier
>>574148648Allen...
Musume Prettyderb
>dauntless can proc 20 meters before the finishing lineyo this skill is DOGSHIT
naisu des
>>574148169There's no such thing as jobber hours. I've queued in every so-called "jobber hours" for every CM so far and have seen zero difference from just queueing right when it opens.
cm16 status?
>>574149106Is the supreme racist title real? Or just a meme/JP translation?
>>574148562I have tested it extensively and they are, but it's only applicable to the opening round.Group A Round 2 doesn't really have any jobber hours. Either you got what it takes to win or you're just gonna go 0-5 or 2-3 every ticket and drop to Group B.That's just my experience though, some people probably lose regardless of the hours or win regardless of the hours
>>574149248... are you stupid?
>>574149125Right after open has the highest standard deviation. It's got both B rank umas queueing for the wrong league and UF4 umas with gigawhale decks and 50 white spark parents. If you dodge the hours immediately after reset you get much more average lobbies. This is only useful if your own umas are significantly above average. If you are also average your queue time won't matter since you'll get both more free wins and free losses after reset. In a sprint none of that matters because getting over a 70% wr is basically impossible anyway.
as one jiggie falls, another rises in its placehttps://jiggie.fun/WEZzgG>https://jiggie.fun/WEZzgGhttps://jiggie.fun/WEZzgG>https://jiggie.fun/WEZzgGhttps://jiggie.fun/WEZzgG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVhrDsaUSQ
>>574149248It's realSpe got canceled for thisIt's why they said Grass won the 1999 Arima
Can we go back to uma tits?
>>574149493Holy shit, it's the world renowned and beloved idol on stage!And Falco's there too I guess.
>>574149321>>574149565I mean in game. An obtainable title. Like from that meme.
>>574149827I remember Mio being a bitch in one of the seasons
>Hanshin Juvenille Fillies and Oka Sho are considered different races for the mile epithets in MANT even though both are 1600m Hanshin>JBC Ladies is not on 1600m on Ooi dirtExplain.
7 and I rape the next posted Uma 0 and I 0/20 today
>>574148169Queue?...Oh the CM is TODAY? lol
>Actually has to use the Hint Books because of the Anniversary MissionBesides using them on Umas you use the most would it be more efficient to spend them on the more generic and expensive skills first? (ie. Pace Chaser Corners on Camping Taiki since that costs 270 SP without increasing Hint Levels)>>574147747>>574149198>Implying you are ever ready for CM, especially a Sprint CM
>>574150130RIP BWOZO
>>574150130Looooooooooooooooooooserrrrrr
>>574150130lollmaoroflget rekt LOSER
>>574149493Falco glovejobs!
>>574150130NOOOOOOOO
>>574150029There is nothing to explainespecially the JBC Ladies part, if you did your keiba reps then you know why that is
im gonna be honest I don't really care about this cm and I don't like that the thread which has nice and comfy tits will get burnt to the ground
>>574150269Are you rolling on LETS GO Rickey today
>>574150356the game says it's for unique mile G1 racesOka Sho and JF are not different. JBC Ladies is.
>>574150417We're still round 1 it'll be fine. It'll happen during round 2
>>574150417its either this, or off topic sports ball garbage that no first worlder cares abou, except for french and brits, who both suck.I prefer talking about VIDEO GAME RELATED tiddies
>>574150130stop queueing at CM reset retard
>>574150420rickey is tomorrow retard
>>574150540Yeah same, I don't really care about sprints. You got more brown titties?
>>574150689
>>574150130you played yourself
>>574150716>short hair Ewwwww
>>574150662I didn't know that...Meanie!!!I was going to wish you luck
>>574150540Holy sexo. And she's good with children too. Wife material.
>>574150840ffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggg
>>574150474Which epithets exactly? I checked and did not find any with such a condition
>>574150716Holy sexo
I shouldn't euthanize my account over a dirterHOWEVERI have way too many carats and I need to gambleTHEREFOREI will wait for the last day on her banner
Guys I think I have a small penis.
>>574149964Too much diva energy.>>574150062wtf my penis is hard now
>>574150923Tama...
>>574150923size?
>>574150868She even loves to cook for people.
>>574150998I don't know but Maruzensky started laughing when she saw it.
>>574150130
>>574150868>all those artifacts, with vp9>30fps>those subtitlesthis dog shit is screen-recorded crunchyroll isnt it
>>574148169I usually do 2 runs instantly and the other 2 the next day because I have better things to do than to click skip for 20 minutes
>>574151061Hishiama sex until we get that many kids
>>574151046Cute
It's not that Uma girlfeets are cute in spite of being stinky cheesy and vinegary -- they are already cute and being stinky cheesy vinegary makes them even CUTER! <3
which day the cm registration begins?
>>5741512623 days ago
>>5741512622.95 days ago YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO REGISTER
I forgot to select my league is it too late to start?
>>574138679more like literally everyone except xoguri players waiting to be able to play mediums without guaranteeing a loss
>>574151309>>574151327wtf I tought I had a couple of days to do my aces still
>>574151356see >>574151327
>>574151061The girl being fascinated by Brian's tail and Amasexo petting the boy are probably the cutest seconds of animation in s1.
If you pull for rickey there's a tiny chance you grab xoguri
>>574151468its literally showing ON THE MAIN MENU
>>574138679It's only a year of wait grandpa, after that it's pace domination forever
are you going to queue immediately on day 1
>>574139554My small penis suffered a pathetic defeat against Taiki's boobs
At least this CM it actually feels like you have control over what'll happen unlike last one
>>574151647I always queue immediately to lower my MMR so that I can win more plats
>>574151485thanks, I'm in
>>574151541I always knew that betting on Pace/Late was a wise choice of mine.
>>574151572Yes. Especially while motorboating you. The taste is good too.
>presses button that gives you second by a nose
10 minutes, post your READY face
>>574151776Could you stop that please. It's happened to me during multiple finals
>>574151776second by a nose in sprint is actually a skill issue, btw, that's like half a length in med/longs
>>574151541>a year of wait Gentildonna is in 2.5 years
>>574151881IIIKUUUUYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574151950>wedding genti is a gamblerI'll never forgive Cygays for that
>>574151881
I'm not ready.
>>574152025
Question for Dolphins such as myself, does the Double Carat Bonus reset for the 1.5 Anniversary?
>>574151971
How will reset be affected due to abolishing daylight savings time?
>>574151881I'll win as much as my queen
wtf fuck you
>>574152207When does she release?
>>574152190given reset is pegged to JST, not at all
another jiggie bites the dust, another takes the mantlehttps://jiggie.fun/fMeV2_>https://jiggie.fun/fMeV2_https://jiggie.fun/fMeV2_>https://jiggie.fun/fMeV2_https://jiggie.fun/fMeV2_
>>574152340
>>574152316Stupid director trying to build a spa building while cutting trainer wages. Needs rape correction
>>574152467I'll be dead by then
Ramonu judges you with a ruler.
>>574152467Man if only her uq wasn't tied to a single fucking race it's worthless anywhere else fuck you cygays for doing that
You guys are fucking retarded.
Bamboo memory's ears and eyes are so cute. Im gonna spurt all my gems
I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT FUCK I CAN'T QUEUE IMMEDIATELY
>>574152717>SHIT FUCK
it is what it is i'm going in
>>574152690
>>574152586What part of me is she judging with a ruler..?
GO GO GO GO QUEUE NOW
What's a pre-matching
Uh, matching first? What's that
Wait we can skip the race now?
What can I expect out of these 3 whores?
>pre-matchingRIGGERRIGGER RIGGER RIGGER RIGGER
>>574152796you know which one
>all 5 matched at onceWhat the FUCK
>>574151881>sprintI accept whatever results I get, whether I wipe the floor or get wiped.
>>574150884Mile a Minute
>>574152993Then she'll be judged next to Doto
>pre-matchingWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
you can just view results nowfinally I can end this misery really quick
>>574152932That's it I'm raping Curren
>>574152993Hmmm..Oh! She's judging my feet, right? Maybe she wants to buy me some shoes after I got her a new pair..
HUHHHHHH???
>>574153084YOOOOOOOO REAL SHIT?`WE SPEED RUNNING CM AUTISM NOW? fucking BASED
Haha, not even close. >whiffed the first two races because of late starts
>>574153084haha yeah
Sprinter bros?
>>574153017It states specific races, not unique mile G1s as a group
This is fucking sovlless
DOES THIS PRE-MATCHING SHIT MEAN MS. VICTORIA IS IN?
>>574153061>drop the realtime partsoulless
>>574153084what do you press?
>>574153297
I'm having anxiety just for queueing
Neat, back to palworld
>>574153264Dia looks so happy. God, how badly I want to rape her.
>>574153279The in game log/chat has it IIRC. Pretty sure it's about unique mile G1s
I guess I'll pre match my first ticket and then head to bed and see how my girls fared. Umasumi bwos
>>574153297>ms victoria in Oh my god it’s about to get even more challenging
>>574151572This woman is too dangerous for me. I'm worried I'll lose myself.
>view resultsHoly shit. They killed the only shit they had people going for.
>>574153432>he thinks he can rape an Umamusume
>>574153305>believing it was real time all alongLmao
>>574153264SEXOOOO team holy shit that's based
You're still warching the races right haha...?
>>574153542>they killed the 2nd last awful time wasting dog shit people WE ENJOYINGnow kill off TT and let me speed race as many races at once as I can afford in a row
>pre matchingwhat could this possibly mean
>View Results buttoncyGODSNow all we need is a view all results button and I can perfectly skip every medium CM for the next two years
>pre matchingwtf they're just straight up telling you it's pre rigged now?
>>574153610no lmaoI don't play for PVP anon, why would I care?
>>574153610fuck no I spent 1 day doing umas for this sprint cm and called itwill take it easy until GL, read a few careers I missed during mant
Thank you Otonashi for taking this picture of Taiki’s shuttles
yeah I think these are bots, names are just basic
Post you'are Tazuna gaslight auto-select teamOnly off by 1 with Flower, and that was the one before I made sprint S
>>574153610I'll be watching the finals and that's about it
GET DOMINATED BUHI’S
>>574152586>>574152993Ramonu judging and jerking off my little penis..
>>574153735>spookaintnoway that's an npc name
H O W
>>574153735Did you look up their profiles in game?
hot hours gogogo
New patch is good, fun to play lates again
>>574153735>bots have UG umasunfair
>>574153832the shorter the track the more of a gamble it is
>>574153561You have to be creative, Anon. If you can't overpower them, you need to outsmart them. Lure them into a trap, spike their kale juice or something like that. And make sure to buy really sturdy restraints.
Yeah I ain't touching this shit. I don't have a single UG horse. And ive been trying since the update.
>>574153735>SpookIsn't that a Mambo guy
>you don't have to watch the race nowOh nice
>>574153832Oguri CM. Oguri game.
Hey
Narita BRIANAlso now you can skip to results, soulless
>>574153061FIVE (5) LATE STARTS AND NOT A SINGLE DEIO SUDEBBU
Ayabe LOVE
>>574153861Every single one of my lobbies was still 2-3 front and X pace. Who'd have thought that putting the only late redeeming skill in MANT would have still made lates bad?
>view resultsI WILL NOT PRESS IT I WILL NOT PRESS IT I WILL NOT PRESS IT I WILL NOT PRESS IT I WILL NOT PRESS IT I WILL NOT PRESS IT
2-32-32-3yeah i'll do the last one later
Is matchmaking no longer live
>>574134847SuzukabrosOur evolved skill will be available on 1.5 anni right?
Thoughts?
>>574153828>>574153847>>574153878>>574153960this guy is definitively one
hell yeah, this is what I was hoping for
>>574153851Mayacuteeeee
>>574154051Hey
Does skipping races still generate hakuraku files?
I don't feel so good
>lost to a bakushin with mile s
>>574154051>contesting Falco's spot as prime dirter>contesting Fuku's spot as the fortune galNever seen an uma go for TWO niches at the same time
>>574154234>spoilers Yep
>>574154163Some people are just bad at the game or dont have the cardsif you ever come across the community posts on youtube for uma musume you will see plenty of people happy that they are getting S rank on new unity
>>574154051I will let her guide my fortune with Feng ShuiI will let her organize my furnitureI will watch from the chair while she has fun with the little boys
it's that one card
Kinda sus that the full 5 matches is prematched now. Feels like everything is getting rigged.
>bots in CM nowfree wins for everyone!
WHY AM I JOBBING SO MUCH
>all 5 races schedule in an instanthuh then what happens if I schedule at the last hour
>>574154163check if they are in a club and check their activity there on DoxogenesisI saw this in one race and considering there were retards unable to get S in MANT on Twitter, I believe these people are real
I'm so fucked. I know I didn't try but it's truly ogre
>>574154293I just tried it but it didn't seem like it did. But I replayed the race and I did get a file, at least.
BAKUSHIN GAME
Ayabe placing and getting a win makes me happy.
DEPLOY ZE CHILD BRIDE
Surprising win rate
it's time, post them
Maybe it'll be okay after all.
>>574154587HOWGIVE ME THE BUILD YOU FAG
>all races scheduled instantly>view results available at the beginning of the race>bot namesare we souless now?
I made a front Curren WHORE and somehow this bitch just trails off into like 6th place mid-race, I don't get it. I'm running 3 fronts too so it's not like a single front
>>574154163Could be someone just starting out, or they don't know how to playNot everyone played day 1 or month 1
>>574153851still hot!!
>>574154621>>574154096I wasn’t wrong to keep her as an end closer
>>574154385Round 2 is gonna rape and gape my ass anyway
First race is a podium win, thank you my trainees.
Good start.So matching for all 5 races happens at the start now? It's much faster at least
>>574154349>yani neko's anime releases>picrel releases tomorrowlovely timing
>Oguri everywhereNIGGERSYOU TOLD ME THIS CM WASN'T AN OGURI CMYET THERE ARE OGURIS EVERYWHEREEXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME RIGHT NOW
>are we soulless, NOW>now
I'm surprised the front running is actually working
>a room full of SS & UG's lost to the S+ team
Wait, they're getting a headstart on doing the generic logo while we're still doing the astrology signs, where's my lion.
Okay, fine, I'll make an actual Suzuka>>574154848Everyone said it would be an Oguri CM. Only the deranged are running Christmas.
>managed to nab a victory with 564+unyieldingHOLY KINO
>>574154848Oguri raceOguri gameOguri world
>>574155037Nobody cares V
cute curren chan
>>574155037Supports? Skills?
>>574154683Some bullshit I loaded up with midrace and accels with FL idk. Mostly you just want corner stuff to overtake right before late race to kickstart her ult for carryover + full power 0.4 accel into blossom and sfv
I DONT CARE FOR YOUR TRANNY ANIMETHIS IS A VIDEO GAME THREAD SHUT UP JP TROONs
it's her!
>>574154848literally the Goku of Umamusume what did you expect
Orenji
>>574154975Imagine running Christmas on a sprint CM lole
Stego cute.
>>574154621Can’t podium cause I’m using a 564 Tachy Dom
so what did we learn
Seeing a surprising amount of S+ Umas
>my Suzuka can't win a single matchUhhh... Aren't Fronts completely cucked?
>>574154234>>574154293>>574154491Nope, definitely doesn't give hakuraku data for skipping the race. The file doesn't even seem to appear until after the race intro, right before the gates open.
neat
>>574155258That child marriage is okay if it's with Mayano Topgun?
>>574154848First the niggas that didn't train any acesThe the niggas that forgot to registerNow thisYou guys must go comatose after every CM or something there's no WAY you missed people saying Oguri was gonna be good int his CM
>>574155165It's her!
>>574155258winning is actually fun
>>574154848oguri game
>>574154848did you go to sleep the past 2 weeks?
oshi doko
12862108Nakayama 1200
>All 5 Matches are pre-matched>You can skip all of the races nowSo...everything is rigged now huh...
>>574155296You have to be runaway
>>574155258People are running pace Bakushins are getting raped
>>574155126
>>574155403Fuck off Lemon
>>574155296Bro...
>>574155340I saw everyone say Pulse is good but Oguri is good in every CM
you look very ANGERY there my princess
>>574152690No I'm not, I'm still a virgin
I met a guy two times, is he a bot?
>0/5>1/5I think I'll do the other half later...
>>574155192>>574155065>>574155376>>574155378WHEN WILL HER REIGN OF TERROR ENDWHENDOESN'T MATTER IF WE ARE JP, OGURI IS THERE TOO
>>574155403boobs not big enoughthe wind must become stronger
>>574155165>fuku 7posting vs rickey 8postingWho would win?
>>574155458>fat as fuck closing speed skillIt'll alway be relevant
I love rigged pulse
>>574154848Pulse literally last 1/6 of the entire race bwo of course she’s OP
>>574155381right here buddy
>>574155296Fronts are dead unless you have like 1400 speed and 1400 pow and 1000 stam so they just run to the end at full speed.
>>574154848Cap as in peak
>>574155426>sweepy>urara>borrows biko instead bakushin spdwhat a shitter deck
>>574155419runaway is how you get 7th+ in every race thoughbeit
>>574155404Truth was, it was rigged from the start
HER game
>>574155381koko didn't get any better >=A sprint run so this is best I got
>>574155165>collaborative graded racesDoes that just mean CMs?
>>574155426Damn, nice. I should've worked on my parents for the lucky double taiki inherit
>>574155296The patch was not kind to fronts
>>574155514>schizo vs shotacon
>>574155557
>>574155381Here you go bwo.
>>574155634There is always Round 2 and Finals. Work on it
>>574155609Man sometimes I forget how ugly that cinematic is compared to how everything looks in-game
>>574155035SHE DID AGAIN AND GAVE ME MY GROUP A KINOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574155625It's about the exchange races where they run JRA races at regional coursesBasically just the newly added races
>>574155625no, it's their translation for exchange races (NAR races that allow JRA horses to run in them), that is to say local races (like the ones that were just added)
>>574155381Oshi ga kita
>>574155165
>>574155762Oh, so literally doesn't matter unless that track is used for a CM
80% of thesee players don't have the correct accels...
>you can skip straight to results in CM now, no need to start a race and click over and over to skip itnice, any other qol I might have missed?
>>574155880they will in round 2
>get 5/5 in my first round>"oh nice, this will be an easy CM">forget its sprint>go 3/5 2/5 2/5Also my Taiki isn't even well built but her unique is insanely broken on this track. Even more broken than Pulse somehow.
>>574155616You are not supposed to be this sexo, Ogurin...
>>574155874Sexy chinese lady
See you in 2 days bros.
>>574155839Which is never so far, it's just for flavor that it's on her kit
suzuka...
>>574154621Finally a Deio winSTILL NOT A SINGLE DEIO SUDEBBU PROC
weird lobbies
>>574152857>>574152904it's so you can skip the races and like 4 full loadings for matches. big time save.
>>574155498
>>574155874
>>574155616>>574155940Can we stop making Oguri erotic?
>>574155886sex qol, unlockable after playing for 2 weeks in a row
Why is she so angry?
>>574155996The fuck? Why would anyone skip CMs?
>>574155886How Im too retarded? Cant find the option
>>574156049
13/20 awardShould be 17-18/20 but I picked the wrong Nishino since I forgot to give the good one a sticker
DUDE!!!WEED!!!!420 BLAZE IT!!!!
Interesting how the last skills batch gave a nice upgrade to late surgers, meanwhile paces only got the Attack skill which it isn't even that good as a whitePacebros... when it will be our promised time?
>>574156074Because I have a life other than playing and watching all races is a big time sink
>>574156074>already got in AI'm skippan
THAR SHE BLOWS
This pre-matching shit feels like it takes way longer total time than 5 individual matchmaking
the jiggie has been assassinated, a new jiggie has been electedhttps://jiggie.fun/oFQHRO>https://jiggie.fun/oFQHROhttps://jiggie.fun/oFQHRO>https://jiggie.fun/oFQHROhttps://jiggie.fun/oFQHRO
>>574156130That's tobacco
>>574156126please....
>>574156058Torena said he couldn't help her with THAT before the race...
>>574156138>big time sinkThe game is a big time sink
>>574156173>1LB CBNot a trve buhi
>>574156209not for me lol
>>574156138>I have a life>gacha playerStop pretending bwo...
bwo clicked graded on accident...
>>574154621Nice got one
>>574156013now THAT was the wind...
>>574156074I don't need to spend 2*5*4*4 minutes watching 2200m races I have zero chance of winning
>>574155578you are so mad he is better than you poor schizo freak
So, since Fronts are completely dead and my Suzuka is just a cheerleader at this point, should I use this Fuji Kiseki that happened to get Sprint S and Turf S on a parent run? Or should I try and cope to make another Pace / Late?
Boob
>>57415612712/20 hereI fell for the [REDACTED] award & tommorow will be better
well they killed the 1 time I actually watched races, and auto mode means I won't even need to train most of the time anymore outside of a few ace updates here and there. I think this is how I quit uma.
>>574156307>he
>>574156135Head On got a small boost.Also I don't know half the new skills, today I got a "night runner" green when doing a parent run after winning a dirt g1.
>>574156135Don't worry, with Tachy it'll be enough to put us on par, and every other buff will just make us better than everyone else
>>574156013What happens if I stick my hand in here?
>>574156173>incidental el from going all in on kita rerun>1lb cb>saved up for smaru>fine through selectors and crystalsthis is an f2p account thoughbeitly
>>574156135Brother 50% of CMs are pace (Xoguri) CMs, fuck off with that
>Taiki with neck and neck and no NSM has the same winrate as my other taiki with only NSM
>>574155165>no one caresoh nonononononono yuckeyfags btfo
>>574156351ok
>>574155996How do you skip?
>>574154621Finally got one. Either my Suzuka gets raped and gets 9th, or my paces get stuck below 5th for the entire race.
>>574156282>he doesn't play gachas only a few minutes a dayNot my problem you can't manage your time
>1/5>1/5>0/5Holy fuck I took the wheel of gambling too lightly
With 5 race batches implemented, how are there umas with less than 5 races?
>>574156351hmmm V... ?
>>574156074I'm a shit trainer that knows the umas aren't going to win, so the faster I can get it out of the way the better. Not even Shiraoki-sama wants me to taste victory
>>574156509just like when you skip a race in career. You click see results at the standby lobby
>>574156582uhhh retire button
>>574156295Two in a row
>>574156582Ragequitting after seeing 2 races
>lost to a Wedding Curren who hit everything >the lost to a pace Kingu who had a team of debuffer Ass Wonda and their for fun S Golshi...who got thirdWild lobbies so far, but I can't even be mad with playing meta, I'm hoping wacky teams do better than I do.
>>574156245
I think I completely lucked out after losing all 5 of the first set. My first rate uma isn't even from post update, it's a shitter I made for TT nearly half a year ago. The Taiki I trained isn't doing shit for me, but it looks like my Bakushin is decent. I guess I need to train a good Taiki in the next 2 days though.
>>574156685You mean safetyquitting
podium time
>>574156351you can still watch racesyou can still make acesyou still want to watch rooms
>>574156718>B+ fuku
>>574156620I actually cant find it, am I blind.
>>574156351I didn't even realize global didn't have the skip. I just skip unless I win, then I'll go back and watch/record the win.
Last image as OP?
>>574156582The guy is on his 3rd race (the one against you) while you are on whatever race you are? Do you think that the two other players are on their 4th race if you are on your 4th?
>>574156801
>>574156685>>574156647Then what happens to their opponents in the other pre-matched races they quit out of???
>>574156801Just use Rickey since she's coming out soon
>>574156746That sounds very faggoty if that's a real thingJust take the loss, or move on (don't open the game for 3+ days)
>>574156851CM matches that arent finals arent real
>>574156801Lmao good idea now we're gonna trigger at least half the schizos in the thread
>watched my Karen gas out and get passed by an Oguri Capwhat the fuck why are you bringing debuffers that's so mean
>>574156932If it works it works
>>574156986>>574156986>>574156986bwead
>>574156851Probably just race their ghosts. That used to happen sometimes before the update anyway
>>574156932IF LOSINGWIN
>>574156843Someone else already baked I was waiting for the bump limit >>574156930It's a Curren cup tho tbf
>>574156923we've had people getting cucked with 0 wins in round 2 so i understand the sentimentbut i do think it's pointless here in sprint lottery where even S+ can get 1 win if lucky enough
>>574156476Brother the ENTIRE running style only having a single good Uma is a bad thing, don't be a retard. No other style has the problem either; there are plenty of good fronts, good lates, and good ends.Only pace has the problem of Don't want to play Xoguri on Medium? Lmao enjoy losing' and they're completely dogshit on Longs too
>>574156786for real, I got blessed by the gods in that last race especially. I don't even have S sprint on these girls other than loser Taiki.
>>574156476XOguri in on a tier of her own, she isn't a "pace".
casual players stay winning, the humiliation ritual is gone.
>>574156763yes but in a gacha you do what is optimal
>>574155964Teio step needs someone directly in front of youso it's rare post 0.5 anniversary
