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>>574177776SEEEX
MANT is the hoohoohaha dota era of Umamusume
Next time for sure...
Your uma? Bottom gunMy uma? Top Gun
>>574177776>Off by 1You KNOW what that means.
>>574177776>>574176504>>574176519Do you need sprint A for dom umas this CM?
>>574178058of course not
umas doing this to their trainers is like when birds do silly dance to attract potential mates
blondes
>>574177992We are all fated to spend the next 777 hours lost in an umamusumaze (of the spirit)
>>574177936thank you Ines...
>>574177936Who?
>according to /uma/ these two are the same uma
Apparently we're getting Ms. Victoria during the finals
You will love Mejiro
>day 2>second Bamboo Memory
>>574178159That girl with visor hat.
>>574178058If you're making a dom debuffer you don't need anything other than the skills and the wit. Their only purpose to activate dominator so your ace(s) can win. Same applies for the Dirt CM, doesn't matter if the Uma has Dirt G.
>>574178195If you win with Miss Victoria you should be required to write a cringeass shitass two-paragraph monologue
>>574177153>>574178058They'll fire dominator as long as they're behind so by having sprint G by default is what you want, also set them as end closer. By doing this however will give advantage to all lates in the lobby like this Maya
>>574178195Cmon man dont lie, Ms Victoria starts on 1.5 anni CM
>>574178241
>>574178307You mean Sun Visor voiced by the legendary Kugimiya Rie?
>>574178418https://webview.games.umamusume.com/umamusume/contents/v/index.html#/help?p=4Go to Champions Meeting -> Winning Concert
>>574178239I do love ArdanI didn't realize her sprint proficiency was so easy to raise until now. I would have made her into an Ace much sooner if I had known.
>>574178519FUCK UFCK FUCK UFCK UFCKLUFKC UFL,C UFKFUCK FUXCK FKCK FUCK FUCK I WENT WITH SHIT AUTOSELECT AND DIDN'T PREPARE BECAUSE >SPRINT
>>574178418>he lacks information
>>574177936i NEED to slide my hands up in there
>>574178576Time for the last minute crunch
Still thinking about Taiki Shuttle's boobs...
>>574178576>ever half assingGood job, you played yourself
>>574178195Who?
>might have to remake non sprint S aceSo what's the consensus on getting Neck and Neck or In High Spirits for borrow for paces?
>>574178195>>574178794
>>574178058No.You only care about your debuffers positioning if you are trying to activate a field of view debuff such as intense/sharp gays, and even then your distance aptitude doesn't matter, just surface and style.So if you want to use Original Nice Nature to debuff stam in CM17 you will need to get her to at least Dirt C if you want her All Seeing Eyes to hit anything (you also want style savy). Other than that debuffers dont need to wory about attributes.
>>574178576>"Sprints? just do whatever" quote from raped man
Bros I can't believe it. I got 20/20 for Day 1.
>>574178870neck and neck has served me very well, I never tried in high spirits.
>>574178965congrats anon!
>>574178965eat shit anon!
>>574177777
>>574178936Thanks I might want to stamina drain those cope ricky heard GL isnt good for stamina.
>>574179107You heard wrong, it's just for CM17
>>574178965kingu's overflowing SOUL completely cancels out oguri's soullessness
>>574178965It doesn't count when you do it this late it's shitter hours
>>574179086Newcutie spotted!
>>574178965conglaturation !!!
Welp I didn't get into group A today so I'm gonna ragefap to Curren
>>574178965Show me that late surger
>>574178965Sprint is no longer the casino CM huh... It was better back then
>>574167564the three goddesses decree twins for ayabe
>>574179314
>>574179278Godspeed, Anon. That's what she's best for.
>>574179184Nothing can override Obuhis soullessness
>>574177973Are you SURE about that?
this is a chinese child predator
>>574179576my paizuri slave
>>574179382>Inner Post AversenessIts such bullshit that you can get debuff skills like that for clearing goal races.
>>574178965i kneel
>>574178965
>>574179604She can groom me
>>574179882I need her to make this face when looking at my
Cafe love
>>574179604hot...
So wait... Is runaway suzuka worse this cm than normalnige suzuka?
>>574179604>chineselarp>childtrue>predatoralso true2 out of 3 aint bad
are we still pretending to care about rickey?
Is it just me or is this card designed to start as early as possible? 4 runs in a row, first card to start the event chain, 1/4 gold skill
>>574180213
>>574178241MARKED
>>574180219Paypigs care, they're probably dont farming green sparks parents as well
mihomo bourbon
>>574180273for me that card is Mr. Cock & Balls. She always finishes, and usually very quickly.
>>574180283Jesus Christ I wasn't aware the difference was so stark. Brb last minute training Suzie...
>>574180351eslgwo?
>>574180212rickey's tits aren't that small
>>574180283>individual win percentage: just barely over 6%Holy fucking GRIM
>>574180675A-as long as it's not 0
>>574180213Runaway doesn't work if she can't even get to speed in the early race because of how short it is.There's not many fronts so it's not even worth it on an "angling and unrestrained are guaranteed" level.
Does your trainee lurk Umachan?
Cap on my lap
>>574180273I was talking to a JP bro and he said the Calstone Light O card event chain starts before your career begins. It's that fast
>he didn't bring Sprint S
>>574180739I'll be rooting for a sextuple late start for your opponents in the finals, Suzubro. You might need it.
>>574180283>>574180739Smart Falcon will return in Virgo Cup: Ooi D2000m
gold wife
>>574180213>>574180283
>>574181045
Nice thread globalRETARDS
>>574180675Runaway has higher representation than normal front so most of the people submitting clearly aren't serious.
>>574181070APOLOGIZE
>>574180509
>>574181140Mirako would not be this smug or meanshe is a lovable fatty
>>574181140Nice gutFAT FUCK
>She may secretly be a shotaconYou ARE rolling right?You want your pedo wife by your side right?
>>574181396go back
>>574180675It's an average and you need a very specific set of stats and skills for a front to even be able to win a room here. It's not like paces where if you cap speed and hit 1 or 2 accels you have a decent chance of winning.
>>574181396>secretlynahnot into people who hide their preferences
She's into little boys
>>574177776Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>574181662COPAAA?!
Curren CM.
>>574181662
Did they remove the loading chibis?That was the best part of the CM
>>574177776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRwoxYlZYxw
>>574182084they combined them into a single matching button at the start so it's slightly faster
Remember this is her game
I think Gold City is like a Celestial Maiden
>>574181862started reading this guys 2 "manga" last night. just kill me.
hoeh
>>574182471Hey that's a good one. I'll tell her that.
>>574182398Sex with Oguri
You love to see it.
Boy uma
>>574182582damnI got em all, will I finally get 10?
>>574182560gosling.jpg
>>574182742Gee, umadacchi, why does your claw machine let you have TWO falcos?
>>574182780essentially, yes.
>>574181873Literally me
>>574182649nice A+ umas you're farming
>>574182742aaaiiieeeeeeeeeee
i JUST learned you can skip CM races now
The WHAT Stakes?
I know it's still the first round but why are there so many people who don't have S distance?Isn't more speed a no brainer to get especially in sprint?
>>574182973AAAAAAAAA MY EYES TRANNYLATOR-SAMA HEEEEEEEEEELP
>>574182973AIIIIIIIEEEEEE ALLAH SAVE ME
>>574182996AIEEEEEEEEEEE THERE'S NO LITERAL TRANSLATION TO CHRISMASUA10 SAITAMA SAVE US - NO, SAVE THE GHANAN CHILDREN PLAYING THIS GAME
>>574182875Hmmm, no.
>>574182861Onee shota...
(You), the one not pulling for Rickey, are definitely saving for Steampunk Taishin/Tickezo, right.
>>574182996i don't wanna grind that hard
>>574182973I CAN FEEL MY FORESKIN GROWING BACK AAAAAAAAAAA
>>574182973HELP ME CYGAMES AIEEEEEEEEE
>>574183132im rolling both actually
oh hey we might get the funny song this cm
>>574183132That one anon's mother will be pulling for both, and he will remark to his son how he reminds her of Taishin.She will also point out how she won all CMs so far.
>>574182973Localizers: "And I took that personally."
>>574183240oh shit oh fuck now I definitively HAVE TO WIN
>>574182996The 90% win rate and lose finale because noone proc from last sprint CM still fucked meI won't try that hard for sprint anymore.
>>574183361With your oshis, right?
>>574182973That's why it's an open grade race, it's not haram
>>574182973I can't believe Hoguri is dead.Long live Xoguri!
>>574183132I am skipping all three
>>574183132I'm actually rolling for Seeking the Pearl.
>>574183416of course
My favorite /uma/ bit is when one guy replies to his post several times. Gets me every time
>>574183132I only care about non-stop nakadashi'ng Festa.
hidid we win
onee shota is pretty boring desu, girlfriend's mother reverse ntr is where it's at
Did not expect Air Groove to be the leading one
>>574183240I should have grinded this CM harder.
>promoted pace is a debuffwhy did i grind groundwork
>>574183662yes!
>>574183798>she didn't bring a front
>>574183509>>574183646based tastes
>>574183798Just pray to Shiraoki-sama that there are no fronts in your finals room
>>574183798That's why you run 3 pace, bro.
Nishino Flower as in sex.
>>574183839You will fall to double dominator
>>574183984no one's actually doing that
>>574183839I need Grass to look at my ____ like that.
>>574183798>Not Head-on and just win with no catch up.
>>574184008
>>574184007Yeah... about that...
>>574184091now post wr
>>574182589Shichi would die
Now that Ms Victoria will be available this CMYou are actually making your waifu uma win not some meta slave slop lineup which nobody will care right?
McFat
>>574184160im using one non meta uma (a dominator)
>>574184148you first...
>>574184160My waifu is not here yet; when she comes I will run her every CM I possibly can.
>>574183182>There are circumcised anons talking here right NOW
>>574184148I'm a shitty ultra casual with 1 plat that I luckshitted, my only motive is to make retards seetheSuck my dick
wahey
>>574184090Why is she looking at my butt like that..
>>574184160I'm a cingray-only babbie ogurifag and I've never been happier
>>574184290i hope you would accept me, circumcised and barely 5"
>>574184160I will run Fuji+Ardan+CurrenNo matter who wins, I will win (unless I don't win)
>>574184429You'd be 5"1" if they didn't chop a bit of your dick off
I can't wait for all you sealclubbing buhis to kill each other in Round 2
>>574184301Suzuka would not say this
>>574182973AIEEEEEEE QUICK, CHANGE THE NAME TO FESTIVE ROSE STAKES
>>574182973W-what's Christmas?
>>574184493>buhiskeep crying lmao
>>57418425885% >~<
My oshis? Oguri, Taiki, and Nishino. And yes, all of my oshis will be singing Ms Victoria.
https://poal.me/htf98i
>>574184290I need Grass to suck on my circumcised penis
>>574184160MY BODY IS READY
>>574184639I didn't read the pull I just answered the way I did cause I like Yukino Bijin
>>574184484was done during infanthood
>>574184706me first?
>>574183509Same
>>574184484Where the fuck do I find a girl with a build like this?
Evens I order out Odds I actually cook something
>>574185052Tracen elementary
>Fail two trainings>Get mood decreases before summer>Achieve a MANT statlinewish I had extra borrows
>>574184616wat with the face? that is good
>>574185052Southeast asia
Anyone else got matched with G+ umas? Seemed to be a legit player, was even in a B+ club. First time this happened, played all CMs
>>574185116>>574185162BRB guys, wish me luck.
man it's almost a shame Grand Live is coming out so soon. revamped Unity and URA are genuinely fun to play. I hope GL is as fun as these.
rate day 1 of cm16
>>574185257
>>574184160my waifu is not in the game retard i do not care for ms.tranny concert
>>574185273RNG/10got into A though
>>574185273>my ace that did best in practice lobbies here and in public lobbies got 0 winsI hate it.
>>574185264i heard GL has a lot of gluing but i'm not sure
just have this on loop for this entire CM https://youtu.be/zXnpz_qzpX0
>2 mood downs in a row>recreation 1 mood up>followed with 1 mood downYAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOholy shit did they buff the frequency of mood downs or something? I keep getting bombarded in almost every run
>wonder why cm is going by so fast well it is sprint so the races are faster>realize i've been clicking skip races the entire timeWTF WHEN WAS THAT ADDED
frontsissies? why so quiet this CM?
>>574185398kino
>>574182973Christmas? what's that?who is this 'Christ' guy?
>>574185447literally this cm, we're in the future now
>>574185447today :)
>>574185473I lost to a runaway of a guy from here his name was 4rze or something like that
>>574185273First ticket only my Taiki could perform. Before my second ticket I remade my Maya. She immediately hit a 40% winrate and held there for two more tickets. I'm owning. Let's fuckin GOOOOO/10
>>574185647Post Maya
3/5 wins against shitters time to claw out one win in A with WEDDING CURREN CHAAANNN.Ideally I would see her in Miss victoria
>>574185473retard
>>574184874Depends on what uma you look like
>>574185871ayabe
I rate this day 18/20
>>574183983
...Ew
>>574186006>Dominator
>>574186006>escapades domsoulless
you only get ms victoria in group A finals right?
>>574184358Why are you so slutty? Why do you ask for it? What is wrong with you? Don't you respect yourself?
>>574186112>>574186128at least I'm not using double dom, now that's unethical
>>574186145no
>>574185701>>574179593
>>574186091
>>574183798Not my experience. Neck and Neck + IG Power should let you beat other Pace Chasers.
anyone remember this show, I missed an algebra exam cause I binge watched it the night before
>>574186191Cope
what's your excuse for using doms in fucking sprint
>>574185578why are you doxxing me
>>574186305What is the lore behind this image, I've always wondered.
>>574185992Ayabe glaring at me during a blowjob.. yes please
>>574186382this maya is so menacing
>>574186389RubyTore has some personal issuesRuby is bad at communicating with her trainerThey genuinely care for eachother deeply
>>574186382It's okay because I do it to beat pace chasers.
>>574179593man all those SSRs cards just triggering my PTSD from NONE OF THEM FINISHING (well, Curren ends at the first part at least)
>>574186387Mambo tax
>>574186645
>>574186479Does her career have suffering-kino in it where they're both misunderstanding each other and despairing before finally reconciling in her third year?
>>574186042canonically Taiki Shuttle put that there
4 frontrunner lobby btw
I want to give my horse daughter Mayano Top Gun lots of the pure and passionate love.
If you join Mambo you're basically asking to be publicly humiliated
>>574186441I'd do that
Stop posting lewd Sweepy!
does pulse ever get nerfed
>>574186006Almost though we had a sloptuber in our midst
>>574185473meet me in ooi
>>574186979Sweepy should wear a micro bikini
>>574186982why would it?
>>574186589Curren ending at event 1 and Fuku rarely making it to event 3 makes the deck quite consistent.
>>574187031not a sloptuber but I used to be famous here
>>574187070Sweepy milk...
pace inherits next cm? festive and...think I saw red shift but don't remember
>>574187121Shana...
be horny
Rice can win!
>>574186761nobody cares retard
>>574187121Oberon...
>>574187221sweepy's bulging stomach from my monster umacock
>>574187295
No... the S Sprint...
I checked Flash's planner and she's scheduled breeding sex with me for Kalenderwoche 30 without consulting me...
>>574187374Why did you sell your account?
>>574187295>>574187374
>>574187451I didn't sell my account, I was in basic training for 3 months, didn't have access to my phone so I couldn't even piggie out for 1st anni
Do you get to replay Ms Victoria after winning or does it only play once?
>>574187415You conseted to it when she became your trainee
did we always have a "Trainer" name on these bubbles?
>>574187524Oh OK
>>574187415
>>574187221Okay.
>>574187716I know that 4rze is still around, what about Ralkos
>>574187627It gets added to your concert viewer regardless of whether you win anyway. Just rewatch it there
I wont watch Victoria until I win.
>>574186692Her trainer has a serious imposter complex and constantly thinks he isnt good enough for ruby or that he is about to be fired i guess?He gets a bit better but never really fully grows out of it.
>>574187789NTA, but will every CM going forward have it
>>574187593I love her now
>Dr. Copa is the reason why Rickey is like that. >Dr. Copa allegedly ran a Feng Shui divination and determined which design fit Rickey, which color in her clothes fit Rickey according to Feng Shui, and, in JP at least, which date would bring Rickey the most fortune (lol, but I'm not kidding here, the words basically that).>Even Rickey's Victory Animation/Pose is basically a reference to Dr. CopaSachiaki Kobayashi "Dr. Copa" is the owner of Copano Rickey
can't sleep because I keep wondering if there's anything I could have done or said to make things different. uma for me?
>>574187889>>574187593
Jobber mares are the most dangerous ones. They'll do almost anything to get hitched to their trainer
Did you win?
>>574187853Interesting, I might pull for her if I get lucky enough when rolling for Ramonu wit.
>>574187013I'm starting to become a Verxina fan
>>574187853This would be Dia's trainer if she didn't choose him herself. >ruby's trainer only got the role because he thinks everyone else just quit>dia's trainer got chosen by her after she disqualified everyone else
>>574188013I-I'm Verxina's trainer!?
Wishing for cuties
>>574187914Isn't there a story about him wearing red underwear to one of Rickey's races because it was his lucky color and Rickey set a track record?
>>574188161shut the fuck up fatherless freak
>>574187750He's dead
>>574187873The concert after finals? Yes.
>>574188152>>574188113god damn
>>574188265but will the concert always be ms victoria
More like Curren LOSER!
>>574188326Yeah
>>574187914Based and fortunepilled
Wordle 1,853 3/6
>>574188315>>574188152>>574188113verxina looks nothng like this
>>574188315
>>574188443thoughts?
>>574188127I get where RubyTore is coming from, no one ever chooses me in the end either
orenji
>>574187627You can replay it in the CM to get the placement overlay and in the concert hall for custom umas with no placement overlay>>574187789Concert viewer won't show the placements but yeah
https://x.com/i/status/2077470181543018806
>>574188538Scarlet mama
>>574188538why would you do this?
>>574188538>>574188647I love my daughtermom
kingu love, devotion, and impregnation
huge uma tits in my mouth
>>574186853soon...
>>574188701Because she was mindcontrolled by the artist
>>574188706>>574188538
>>574188443Explain this then.
>>574187853I love rubytore.Kind of want to roll for Ruby just so I can see more of them.
Do group B and open league shitters get Ms Victoria as well?
Late shitger didn't survive Tenharu award
>>574188805that looks like verxina
>>574188796
>>574187914He looks like a nice fella
>>574188898You'll get it for being a grade A third place shitter as well, so rejoice anon!
>>574188931I'd never have an illicit relationship with Daiwa Scarlet.She is a trainee, a daughter, sometimes a mom but never a wife.
>>574187746I need Creek..
>>574188538>>574188706Best way to reward Scarlet mama?
>>574187853That Ruby tore is bitch made. What a fag
Bros! I qualified first time ever!Playing since 1 anni
>>574189096In this thread, Rubytore is a hero. End of story.
>>574189096>t. RubyTore
>>574188993>he thinks he's the one in control of the decisions
>>574189156Good job!
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)got too lazy making ads cause we've achieved half of our goals, but dancho is slaving me away...
>>574189096RubyTore... i hope you realise how much ruby treasures you one day...
>>574188986I'd be happy to enter group A this CM...
>>574189198Daiwa wouldn't actually tase me right?
>>574189156goodjob friend, this is only round 1 however. I hope you make it past round 2.
>>574189181>>574189286I have a spine and good self-esteem. I would never act like this pathetic excuse for a trainer.
>>574188161You lost
>>574189375The worst she'd do is steal a kiss and mark you.
>>574189456She pees on your leg to mark you tho
>>574185052What's the point, their face will be that of an adult even if they're malnourishied SEA midgets.
>>574189504It's better than being tazed, man.
I need to stop browsing here I've fallen in love with fictional horses
>>574188903I dont clear that event like one in eight runs. Have 400+ stam and then run her as end in that race (yes, even with B aptitude) and you should get 3rd, maybe with a few clocks required.
>>574189610And that's a good thing.
>>574189553True and her mare stench ingrained in your skin will repell any advances from other umas
Fateful encounter with Dream JourneyFirst love with Dream JourneyConfessing to Dream JourneyBeing accepted by Dream JourneyHolding hands with Dream JourneyFlirting with Dream JourneyHugging with Dream JourneyProposing to Dream JourneyWedding with Dream JourneyKissing with Dream JourneySex with Dream JourneyRaising 10 children with Dream JourneyHappiness with Dream JourneyBeing contented with life with Dream JourneyGrowing old with Dream JourneySeeing my grandchildren with Dream JourneyReflecting my happy life with Dream JourneySleeping forever with Dream Journey
RubyTore has heart, and that's what matters.
>>574189654isn't this the artist that primarily draws trainers crossdressing as their trainees?
>One of the Celebration missions is to use an Uma with Hints raised up one their skillsBut I wanna hoard these books and not be faced with the crushing anxiety over agonizing which Uma's skill to raise that otherwise would not have happened because I would have neglected every Uma equally
>>574188502Would cuck Gentildonna for
>>574189782Just buy a skill hint for Hydrate you dummy
>>574185379It's faster gluing because you reach inspiration even faster and you know you're bricked if you can't buy certain songs at the end of Junior Year.
>>574189782get that 777 hint up bwoshe needs it
a 600 piece jiggie has hit the threadhttps://jiggie.fun/Gcd7pa>https://jiggie.fun/Gcd7pahttps://jiggie.fun/Gcd7pa>https://jiggie.fun/Gcd7pahttps://jiggie.fun/Gcd7pa
>>574189751RubyTore is literally me, but actually has talents. I want to see them happy.
>>574189875What she needs isbelly rubs
my first-rate wife and our adorable daughter
the good thing about being destined to be alone forever is
>>574189908that's too many pieces
>>574190014Your first rate wife and my adorable wife
>>574189751I want RubyTore to be a winner
>>574189751>picrelOh hey, thats pretty similar to the Dream Journey trainer in her story.
>>574189785I'd do that on purpose
>>574188217Haven't found something like that but he sounds like a really nice guy
>>574189751The moment RubyTore's soul got crushed... and yet he continued on.
>>574189751>she has to settle with the last available trainerIs Ruby an npc wtf
What sparks do I want to autism out for if I want to build Rickey next CM?
>>574190094I don't really understand all the doom and gloom about being alone.I'm comfortable with my thoughts, and having to maintain a romantic relationship sounds exhausting, I'd rather focus on myself than have to cater for a partner whose expectations I can't control. Sure it gets a little cold at night but that's why I have some extra pillows to hold on to.The good thing about. Being destined to be alone forever is that you are free, your time is your own and there are no expections being put on your back.Anyways Torena-san, I lost to Still again so I'm renewing our contract.
>>574190310green skillslots of them
>>574190325This, so much this.
>>574190325thanks this cheered me up
Ever since I pulled Nishino my penis has grown 2 inches
>>574190325>I'm comfortable with my thoughts, and having to maintain a romantic relationship sounds exhausting,This is what literally everyone who experienced this shit thinks, even more so if they were stupid enough to marry someone.People who claim otherwise are either ultraconformists who thinks that this is how things SHOULD BE done or failed normalfags who romanticize relationship between opposite genders a bit too much while having none of the experience themselves.
>>574190325Donkey-chan...
>>574190458congratulations on your 3 total inches bro
>>574190521Should also probably add that there are lucky people who don't fit the pattern, but these are extremely rare and it's not a gamble worth making as a man.
>Sprint S>two gold skills don't show up>300 skillpoints basically going to waste by buying low discount OOs
>>574190271Even if the other trainers didnt fall out she was gonna pick him based on his interactions with her and her observing his personal growth during the selection itself (before all the other trainers in selection dropped out and he got picked by default thus crippling his ego for most of her career)
>>574190521While the post I made was mostly just Aruvu posting for shits and giggles, I do share most of those feelings. Admittedly some of it is cope though but I'm not sure which of it is.
first time I train Fineshe's one of "those"
>>574190962just get a trainer to help you figure out which parts are real and which aren't
>>574191041yada
>finally get leap forward on ace>low roll stats>garbage skill hints so I couldn't even get 16 skillsI'm so tired...
>>574191162Never give up!
>>574190325I want to be Aruvu's bodypillow
>>574191140Someone make a sweepy tantrum animation with Fine
>>574191074You mean which is real, and which is a fanta-sea?
>>574191041She is royality
yep, i don't think i'm even making B finalsI guess I'll be stuck at Open League next CM
>>574191074Human intimacy and the vulnerability that comes with it is scary. I think I'll just die alone, thanks.
Why does admire groove have homophobia?
>>574190962Less of a cope than "that one friend who's miserable in his relationships but can't shut up about how fucking great it is" does at least.
>>574191296wow you sound like my type already
>>574191242don't think so nonny
ireland and the irish aren't real
Wait, where do you get "leap forward" from?
>>574191586MANT
Oh, it finally clicked, you guys call her spechud because she's a fat little chud...
>>574191474I think you should suck on a shotgun faggot
>>574191586Rival races
>>574191586luckshitting it from haru in unity or mental illness
i skipped ignited spirit power because i thought i had """""too much accels""""
>>574191586inheritance, if you're a pro
>>574190841So the best character in her career is the trainer? That's actually pretty cool
>>574191632boomerbro..
>>574191632god i want to kiss that CHUD belly and suck on those plump CHUD tits
>my trainer didn't make it into Group A on the first day
>>574191632sex with specute
>>574191743I only heard the song the other day...
>>574191731There's a couple of careers with super defined trainer-sans that end up being great characters. They're great.
>>574191783>she didn't take his trainer into group AFRAUD Halo...
which one of yall niggas here told me to borrow seeking the pearl spd on my late surgersdauntless is fucking dogshit
Spe wife!
>my trainer called me "mom" again
/uma/ doesn't want to be forever alone, but has /uma/ ever asked themselves if they could actually & genuinely love someone?
>>574191859I did. It's your fault for not testing and wanting to be spoonfed like a baby. Now cry like one.
4/2/5/4 today, all in all a pretty solid day 1
>>574191940That is why /uma/ should date within /uma/
>>574191928Creek.. you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that. It was a slip of the tongue
i'll express my love by relentlessly pounding your umanko
>>574191940I did once...
>>574191940>genuinely love someoneno, I would be a terrible partner
>>574192024Pretty not solid for a meta piggy comp.
>There are now enough Dirt G1s that Taiki triggered a Dirt URA Finals on accidenthuh
>>574191940Waiting for someone that deserves me ~
>>5741916960.4 good timing accel + 0.4 gamble accel is about the right amountIgnited pow is part of the latter
>>574191940>if they could actually & genuinely love someone?Definitely not.
Uma for this feel?https://youtu.be/853l2Z4XQ7A
I don't mind being alone because I already accepted all the flaws in me and strive to overcome themI also decided not to even chase another woman until I become a man worthy of protecting her and raising a family with her, otherwise I'll hurt more than just myself, which goes against my principles
who asked
>>574192205nobody deserves to deal with your bullshit so you'll be waiting forever
Taking a break
>>574191940I am a jobber incapable of putting in the effort. Nor do i have any traits that would attract anyone
>>574192251A white man lover? Hishi Amazon
>/uma/: relationship counciling general
So about that smooch you promised me
>>574192351Mayano!
You guys are alone because you guys are faggots shut up.
God, it feels really good to skip CM...
>>574192354Huh... That makes sense
>>574192372We're actually a jigsaw puzzle general
>>574192252Or you could just take pride in becoming a perma-virgin
>>574192251Blast One Piece
>>574192463no we're not, jiggers should get their own gen
>>574192351mayano top pits
>>574192480sprinters aren't supposed to have all that
This is a mahjong general
>>574191940I am far too paranoid of a person to genuinely love someone else without fear that they're plotting my downfall in some obfuscated fashion.
>>574192557But nyaggers already have a gen!
whoever said double runaway was unbeatable is a filthy liar
>>574191865>hint of specleavageit's like she wants another baby already...
>>574192418What's her problem?
>>574192638No one said this
>>574192643The Spe spawns wont spawn itself, you know.
>>574192638Your runaways literally killed each other
>Went through five borrows>Wouldn't have done this during MANTcompletely unrelated but since you fags are posting offtopic shit a long time ago when I was coming home from work, some random ~20 year old woman wearing a coat flashed me (she was wearing lingerie) but I just kept walking, I couldn't be assed to react to a prostitute while what was probably her pimp or sex trafficker's SUV was watching us 30m away from her. I'm straight and have ended up hating womenumamusume
>>574192732spepaizuri
We fucked
impregnating spe on her childhood bed
>>574192442So good that you needed to seek validation /here/
How ethical is it to have your Uma girlfriend cosplay as your trainee?
>>574192314>ProjectingIf you need to vent I'm all ears
>>574192638literally nobody said this
Falcofags and TRANScend tards beat itRickey is the one true dirt god
>>574192732They actually willSpe is blessed & is impregnated through immaculate conception
Ama is the sexiest mare. She got the best tits and most succulent umanko.
Would you rather your uma be funny or be sex
>>574192797That woman? Curren Chan
>>574192638>He fell for that "my club's private rooms said double runaways were unbeatable" gaslight post despite already knowing runaway is the lone wolf subclass
>>574193037desire to win
Ok cool so now I can click "view results" to just skip the race completely in CM, but since we just match all of the 5 at once, why can't I just skip them all at once kinda like team trials?
>>574193019
>>574193019Incorrect
>>574192981Silence, fraud.
>>574192902not only here
>>574192941you've already proven you're a narcissist and not worth any more time
>tfw all gold city jp fanfics are angst involving her getting cucked by her own actions in romance
Trainer on trainer sexual violence
>>574190310greens>Sunny Day>Wet Conditions>Right-Handed>you're going to really want help in stamina since murmur is available and there are no downhills, so consider Standard and Oi Racecoursespeed-if-ahead abilities on dirt>Forward, March!>Top Pick>Sunny Sign>Full Tiltthen since you're putting in greens, you may as well do the groundwork setup for front>Groundwork>THH/Slipstream/Ramp Up>Throw in Front Runny Savvy for a green as well>and if you're doing front, Firm Resolve will help out IMMENSELYYou're going to have to do a lot of looping, and hopefully you luck out with getting half of those sooner rather than later once auto is available. This is some neat stuff I was able to roll over today and yesterday, but I've got plenty of road ahead of me to really get a stronger parent set for her.
>>574192981Know your place, and behold the true master of the dirt (and the turf, for that matter).
>>574192981rickey pov
i won 17/20 but is it not possible to get the replay if you skipped race?
>>574193254JP women writing fanfics don't want to stacy to win!
>>574193309your racing spirit stamina?
>>574183132Of course, gotta have both for the next CM for Dirt BNW
>>574193309The best part about skill looping is that it's completely worthless if you don't get the distance spark to proc
>>574193310>unless its a long race
Is BNW the worst designed trio?
>>574193427what?
>>574193283Riko needs some stamina training
>>574193479yeah the friendship feels so forced unlike Rudolf, Maruzensky, and Mr. CockBalls
umapyoi umapyoi
>>574193254Shichi deserves it.`
ningenpyoi
If you dont watch your CM races and cheer for your umas you dont deserve to be a trainer
>>574193479TAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIINNNNNN
did they zoom out the PoV or somethingi don't remember them being this tiny
>>574193658Sorry, but I got places to be
light hello sex next weekI can't wait..
>>574193674oh they did
>>574193658If Obuhi appears on screen I immediately skip
>>574193801poor furawa...
>>574193801
5 LOSSES AAAIIIIEEEEEEE
>My Nishino SS+ wins against UGs >That Nishino just won a duel with Akebono and got 1st Peak
>>574193879kek
