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I hate to say it but Oguri was racing against some massive jobbers once Tamamo Cross retired. That's got to be a massive asterisk on all her wins
Reminder that brown is good for you
Honey Runners, like Teio suggested
>>574198523Cant argue with that
>>574198489Bamboo & Yaeno are STRONG
>>574198393>couldn't win against an uma on the verge of getting the skin outbreak debuffYaeno Memory is a fucking jobber, bro. Her and her twin sister Bamboo Muteki are the series' biggest jobbers.
>>574198489bro posted with teio image lmao
>>574198627shut fuck
>>574198651Teio has multiple G1's and a miracle run in the Arima Kinen against a strong lineup
>>574198489Just like messi after joining PSG
>>574198523Then why do anons insult others by calling them brown
>>574198713Teio spent her third year smoking losers and then broke his legs>muh miracle arima!!!
>>574198489>>574198627desu all 3 were getting fucking mulched by inari one regardless
i didnt feel very buono this month and just made a quick oshi build so far its buono but im not hoping for great results im gonna take it easy and claim my rewards
>>574198765Brown anime women = good and sexyBrown irl = most likely lame and gay
Bwos enough with the spoilers...! I don't know the real life races' outcome and you are posting them!
you are only allowed to have one loved umayou cant just love more than onetorena is not a slut, have some self respect
>>574198472BROS???Is green skills work with fucking groundwork?
>>574198765Brown and white are yin and yang. By calling another man brown you deny him the perfect match with a beautiful brown queen and doom him to the fate of being paired with a wh*te woman.
>>574198950?????????
>>574198881Two Akebonos in the same race, that's pretty rare. Wish I had beeg uma...
>>574198950can you run your questions through chatgpt first before stinking up the thread with them
>>574198945they're literally decades old (the races)
>turf S is better than sprint S bwo!!Who fell for it again award?
>>574198881...buono!
>>574198950Yes.
I want to PROTECT and FEED Ogurin so fucking much.
>>574198979So lucky...
>>574198950basically if it pops right when it starts, it counts for groundwork, and you'd want GW accel you as an extra to early lead/TTL
>>574198950Yes, newfriend. 3 greens + groundwork is what you want, if you can't fish for three you cope with focus.
>>574198765>comparing 3dpd to 2dkiss your sister
>>574198881>BarcaroleIsn't that completely useless this time?
>>574198945FICLINH DISGUSTINGRUINED
>>574199065she's genuinely retarded though
>>574199052ogurinfags...
>>574198979QUICK SOMEBODY CALL ME BROWN
>>574199081i didnt make it with much thought i was able to afford it and there was nothing else better anyways
do round 1 niggas REALLY?
England won the 1966 World Cup
>>574199127Greetings, fellow aryan man. Glad to see more fine Agarthan stock in this thread.
>>574199052oguri doesn't act like this
>>574199171Maria is a single mom who only does 1 run per ace and you're making fun of her? Shame on you
>>574199171That's either a bot, or an autoselectfag
>>574199171He's building his umas for 12 hours of sex so who's the real winner
>>574199219cute cute cute
>>574199265Looking at it made me hungry, fuck
>>574199062a lot of builds r just 2 greens + early lead
>>574199187But there are only two brown Uma to choose... I want more options.
>>57419918564 YEARS OF HURT
>raised by a single mom>eats a lot>big friend groupSpechud is spiritually brown
>>574199304Take Ogurin with you
>my trainer slapped ass after my first G1 victory
ExcelUma (26/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B+ club.>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>into spreadsheet autismClub ID588536995please reply with your ID here or have /uma/ on your profile so we can identify (You)
Pasa is for all intents and purposes brown
>>574199032Yeah, but I don't go out of my way searching for them until I actually learn about them from the anime and then do research? Just keep the results hidden, it isn't hard. I managed to avoid pretty much every result on CinGay because people were bothering to use the spoiler function back then
Were there enough pace chasers showing up in actual CM to gamble Competitive Spirit being the third green for groundworkim running triple pace myself
>>574199348>Give spechud 4 kids>Leave to marry mcqueen for 2 kids
>>574199369>win a G1>trainer slaps his own assWhat just happened?
>>574199438me at the back
>>574199424Her 3. alt needs a good tan
>>574199440Maybe
>>574199040I was falling for it until someone here pointed that out. Not everything in this general is a gaslight #BelieveInYourBwos #FapToCurren #ThirdTag
imagine el condor pasa after she retired and gains like 60 pounds of weight
>>574199369Whose ass
>>574199307Actually...
How do you get SS in unity when you are running 20+ races, no time for training ever
>>574199593Tazuna
>>574199440I haven't seen fewer than 5 in a lobby, so yeah
>>574199597I would strongly consider scouting Hot Brownie if she did not already have a trainer
>>574199440Competitive Spirit only needs 3
>>574199606Good cards, good parents.
>>574199548Well those gametora people will always label shit like what specific placements count for something like Pump when applied to CM but not for something like Competitive SpiritI cant tell if its 4/9, 4/9, or even 6/9 of the same strat are needed to qualify for that stinking thing
>>574199548who is this trustworthy looking uma?
>>574199578Might end up fatter than Grass Wonder (good)
>>574199621!!!
All things considered...Brian
>>574199634>>574199672well dang okay thanks
>>574199570Kek I remember you https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/731535819#731543687This was pretty hot
>>574199686Truly a mystery
>>574199606Only certain umas with race flexibility like Taiki or Oguri. Not to mention they have good growth
>>574199606Run peak or Inari. I do fuck around a lot with high failure chances so its not quite consistent as I'd like
>mfw they can't make a UG ace in nu unity
>>574199606git gud
Would you lose?
Did Doto's Goof Up get reworked? Because it seems to proc consistently now
>20 racesdont tell me people actually do G2-G3 races in unity?for real?
>>574199979She goofs up even more now!
>>574199772That wasn't me nooooo I thought my joke was original!!
>>574200018yeah, they're part of my trainee's career
i checked the UG umas before the CM race and youre telling me wit inflates the rating that much? i dont know what i was expecting but the spd and pwr numbers were literally just a few points above the 1200 cap
>>57420001820 races and SS should instantly tell you it's for a parent run
>>574199979yes
>>574199979Doto looks so precious here. She's so innocent and cute.
>>574200018Just run G1s bro
>>574199486is she afraid of swimming
>>574199942please don't laugh....
>>574199606Just run G1 races that your uma's parents ran or if you need SP bwo, otherwise train train train. Ah, and if the uma has a secret event that involves G2 or G3s like Taiki Curren etc
>>574200073Max speed is UF(1302) If you hit power every now and then it should be UG(beyond 1200)Same with wit
>>574200103shes evil you fucking idiot stop fallimg for her tricks
oh no no no frontsissies where are all of you now huh can't handle the gamble-HUH
>>574199959>23 races>Dirt Dnice affinity bwo
>>574200119Hating swimming but loved hot springs
>>574200119He hated swimming a lot
>>574200215I'm more surprised by the three lates. It was just me and some Halos on all my tries today
>>574199127>>574199187
What deck does El Condom Pasta want for Unity Cup?I only have the R Riko card btw.
>>574200103Many are saying this.>>574200205Nobody says this.
>>574200132post deck or anything we can help you with, UGs is easy with 4 wit on 0% wit growth umas or 3 wit on a wit growth uma. F2Ps can use Tachy/Marvy/FM combo for their wit cards
>>574200205A likely story, she looks so precious. You'll have to prove it.
When doing parent runs.Is there reasons to run the same G1 twice or do I wanna do different races?Like would the spark have a higher chance to be obtained if I ran Japan cup twice or should I run JC and MC?
>>574200292>had to go to a hospital the other day and the dude who checked me in had a white Monster can on top of his desksociety is doomed, he could've at least shared
>>574200323Depends. What are you training her for?
>>574199942are you parent farming in unity, anyone can make Ugs if you are not
doto killed opera ohere, i have proof
>>574200364I think the spark rate is higher but the spark is like 6 stats, it's the affinity you want, which requires running different races
so i've had a suspicion that the new speed cap means the stam/guts line we ran with no longer applies? For this CM should our stam/guts actually be close to what a miler's values would be traditionally up to this point?
>>574200364You wanna run different G1s, winning it once is enough
>>574200383I'm just trying to make strong generic Umas with highish stats? I don't know how to do anything advanced with sparks or parents and stuff like that.
Doto bad
doto owes me a nursing handjob
>>574200430Alright.What about turns that have 3+ races?How do I know which one to run? Just which ever has the best looking spark?
>>574200448>so i've had a suspicion that the new speed cap means the stam/guts line we ran with no longer applies?yes> For this CM should our stam/guts actually be close to what a miler's values would be traditionally up to this point?nospeed stat contribution to actual speed is halved over 1200 and it's very hard to gas on on sprints to start with
>>574200479Doto apparently was a troublemaker before becoming the sweet Doto we all know and love in her senior year so her bullying Shakur is basically canon.
>>574200502Parent farming = running unique G1s. Once auto-play comes out there's a specific schedule so you don't run more than 3 races in a row
>>574200217made before the dirt g1 patch and dirt d wins races just fine
>>574200472Ah well I was asking because usually you train an uma for a specific distance, if not for a specific track. Pasa has only 1 long race in her career and the rest are mediums or miles, so just using MLB R Riko should hypothetically give you enough stam to win those. She has great growths aside from that in speed and wit so a 2 speed/3 wit deck should do you well. Borrow parents with full power sparks and you should get UG+ on a good run.If you dont know what speed or wit cards to use you can post them and I'll try and help further.
>>574200336nah it's fine I'm a casual player so this don't really bother me as I make it out to be, GL is coming and I got nearly 400 rolls so I might get serious thenthanks btw
>>574200559>sweet Doto we all know and loveMore like a slut since she's getting every visitor to scratch her ass
fun fact sprinters/milers are the most powerful umas in the world
>lost to umas who don't even have complete skills>beat umas who have even better set of skills and leapforward>7/20>barely made it to ADamn I don't understand this CM
>>574200679Doto is not a slut
>>574200710tru
>>574200502For parents you want to maximize overlap between your grandparents and your parents and your other lineage for the uma you'll eventually make. The specific races aren't super important, just pick your favorite or ideally the same as your eventual aces will run. You can make your whole lineage with Zen-Nippon Junior Yushun and it'd be exactly as good as if you ran Hopeless Stakes instead, but if you ran a mix you'd lose some affinity bonuses.If your parent doesn't have the triple tiara/crown locked in then just pick one set for consistency. You can then optimise your borrows for the same triple (if you're so inclined).
I love Gold City so much
Meisho Doto desuuuuuuu
>>574200559Everyone bullies Shakur by accident
>>574200812Why is she looking at me like that?
shakur experience
Can Umas file lawsuits against their trainers?
do you think the employees at cygames were giggling and kicking their feet in the air when they decided to add umas whose sole purpose is hyping up this motherfucker by getting completely cucked out of winning for 90% of their career time
Hooooooly shit this is the run
>>574200496Nursing boobjob
>>574200879I share this opinion
>>574201073???oguri lost most his his races in the JRA
>>574200679>getting every visitor to scratch her assIs that true? What a fucking slut
>>574200969Yepper and Cafe share a room?
gonna kms
>>574201263Yes. BOANE made Tachyon Cafe's roommate, but Cafe's real roommate is Yeppers.
I've been playing this game for a year and i think this might be the first time i've ever fully depleted both energy bars to this extent
>>574201263yeppers
Went to cyconveni earlier today. Its pretty small, and its clear that there's mainstays (the cans and character standees) and then more event related stuffEither way got a ryan standee so I'm happy, also time to see who's in these cans
>>574201390I don't think my TP has ever gone below 60
>>574201324Surely you can win just once in Group AOne victoryFORTY attemptsSurely!
>>574201364>schizo talk>country bumpkin yap yepperi wouldnt have the wit necessary to understand a convo between them
might want to remake my flowerjust realized i don't have a single ignited spirit power on my team wtf
>>574201119T I A R AIARA R A I T
>>574201456double TP for spark rolls really helped me burn down the TP finally even rerolling on ace runs that surely had toiletbowl affinity anyway
>>574201364i thought boane cafe just chilled in agnes lab/room
>>574201452Its bakushin and golshi (I already have a ryan one so I picked 2 at random)
>>574201452Nice one ryancho
>>574201519Wedding Maya but not going late surger? Didn't you want to chain Flowery Maneuver with other accels?
imagine if this was you
Day 1 damage report?
>>574201694tummy...
>>574201660Fuck forgot pic
>>574201706can i see your oguri
>>574201694These umas need to be locked up. They're too sexy. Surely that's a crime somewhere...
>>574201706it is a sprint CM so I didn't have to go to open league
>>574201706
America's ass
wtf, Rickey needs 6 greens, how the fuck do you get that without god tier luck
>>574201839Nigga can't you fix the contrast
>>574201871ever heard of skill hints
>>574201690i fell for the pace propagandaflowery works as a speed carryover most of the time as a pacebut if i somehow get pushed to the backline i can cope for the accel version too
>>574201871She comes with some herself. Also dedicated Rickey pullers will be looping parents with a bunch of green hints
>>574201871by having god tier luck
>>574201871>without god tier luckYou're not gonna believe this
>>574201882its not fixable, the snipping tool dev needs to update the app
>>574201390god her haircut is so fucking ugly. I hate it, and I hate her for having it.
>>574201871There's this thing called parent farming
>hahaha the image is bright>*laugh track*>aaaiieee my eyes>*laugh track*>guys HDR>*laugh track*
>>574201871Study up your Feng Shui
>>574201706my fl taiki is carrying me
>>574201946Ryan should have been re-designed.
>>574201871bwo, your feng shui?
maybe you should had transitioned since you act like a bitch
bros what feng shui rituals before you roll on banners?
>>574201701I dont wanna be a glowie...
>>574201946game cant render floofy hairneed floofy hair like im running a furmark test i dont care if it lights your phone on fire
>long>just use oruri brah>medium>just use oguri brah>mile>just use oguri brah>sprint >just use oguri brah>dirt>just use oruri brah
noooooo my heckin daughterino this is not le heckin wholesomerino we need to infantilize her!!!
>>574202223sasuga cope
>>574202168find the closest ley lines to your location, etch out a giant bagua into the ground and then consult the I Ching before you draw
>Get a full podium>This curses the batch, and end up with 2/52nd places don't give me carats! 2nd places don't get me to A group!This fucking Oguri has 80% top 3 rate, and 66% top 2 rate, but I'm still going to group B.Atlest there will be a day 2.Maybe I should build 2 other pace chacers, my original Bakushin sucked. But I don't own Nishino or Taiki, or Curren. The other options is to use a laze surger Air Groove, but that requires a MANT parent to get the new skills.
>>574202282She would play it cutely like any woman.
>>574202331Sexy Bourbon.....
>>574202271I am thinking peak
>>574202331we really need uma musume 2. these poses are too chudlike. their budget should give us zzz tier animations.
>>574202271Oguri oshis will never know the struggle
What do I do now? Spark farming URA with pasa until I get a dirt pink for grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandparent?
sea hours are terrible
>>574202282urara would have had to pay attention in class to know this
>>574202405cygames is a cheap as fuck company. it'll never happen.
I'll be pulling for RickeyAnd turning her into a late Surger
>>574202271THATS THE GOAT RIGHT THERE
>>574202405>these poses are too chudlikewhitest uma on teamgives black power pose on the podium
>>574202437you could uhhh do the anni missions I guess.>>574202461based based based
>>574202437dirt is ideal but not needed in the beginning. start a legacy with the URA racing skills and other whites you want
I will tolerate SEA hours because their food is good and some of their countries look pretty cool to visit as long as you're wary of motorcyclists
>>574202405>he doesn't know about school idol fes 2>>574202437dirt is a meme. just tank the -6 affinity
>long>just use maya brah>medium>just use maya brah>mile>just use maya brah>sprint>just use maya brah>dirt>just use maya brah
>>574202597I wanna visit thailand
>>574202637*uses brian instead*
>>574202597>their food is goodYou've never been to the Philippines, have you
>>574202676for medical purposes?
>>574202676I wanna visit North Korea
>>574202597>their food is goodliterally 0 protein
>>574202637>>574202271Digitan should be the one with the reputation of being able to be thrown into every race possible..
>>574202676Ok go with me
long>just use Brian (Blaze) brah>medium>just use Brian brah>mile>just use Brian brah>sprint>just use Brian brah>dirt>UHMMMMMMMM
>>57420170610/20am i gonna go 0/40 in round 2 and get fucked?please no
I really dont get why such popular game in jp has so little hentaiKancolle had a ton
>>574202713how'd you know??
>>574202597tangentially related but a few days ago I had some guy on a motorcycle try to me overtake me and nearly hit my car and i had the strongest urge to swerve into him and kill him on the spot
>>574202760tourist-kun…
>>574202707>>574202723Chicken Adobo looks good as hell though
>>574202841It taste good as well
>>574202597PH has the worst food. Everything is just flavored soup. Throw shit on a pot of water and hope it tastes good type shit.
>>574202026>Sweep Tosho>*bed creaking*>Sweepy>*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*>yada>*HARIKITTE IKOU*
>>574202628DO NOT REPEAT THAT UNHOLY NAME IN HEREI AM STILL GETTING OVER THE TRAUMAat least uma has a lot of big eaters in the cast
>>574202795big fan
chicken adobo is good because apparently its hard to run into other meat dishes that use vinegar as the soup base
>>574200425Why is she like this...
>>574202935omg hi fannnn I love youu
>>574202628you actually lose like 50 affinity throughout your parents
>>574202987...okay, this looks like more than just a simple goof up
Bobo...
Is "medical purposes" a slang for ladyboy?
We fucked
>>574203034but Doto never goofs up?
>>574202628>-6 affinitybut what is that as a percentage of the total amount of affinity you could get by doing this dirt spark looping bullshit
>>574203013>-6 affinity>um it's actually -50 affinityBakushin, please stop doing math.
>>574203034Doto NEVER goofs up
>>574202760It has a decent amount if you know where to look and most of them are made by oversea artists. But if you're looking for uma doujins sold on comiket or something that's outta the window
She NEVER goofs up
>long, medium, mile, sprint, dirt>just autofill
>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>574202991
>>574203049HE'S BEEN IN THE ARMY AND HE DID SOME SPEEDWENT DOWN TO THAILAND AND HE DID THE DEED OH YEAAAHHE DID IT FOR THE BOOOOOOOYSSSS
>>574202987this would be 10 times hotter if it was literally anyone but doto.and preferably if they weren't of the same gender.
>>574203195You know too much
>>574202271Shes the sweetest, cutest, most loving, iconic, warm, amicable uma in the game. They even made her usefulness reflect her status as best uma. Idk what your problem is, if you dont want to use best girl then you don't get to be the best.
>>574203148a fine addition to my collection
>>574203230you're wrong
post something sleepy
>>574203307No problem bro
>>574203195I missed this post
>>5742030714-5 dirt races ran, 3x affinity per G1, 4 gps 2 parents. and you get -6 lol
So they match you up with 5 races at once now? Why can't I just skip all 5 with one click then?
>>574203230>see two hot girls lezzing out>um where's the MEN I need to see MEN I can't jack off if I don't see a MALEGrim.
>>574202694I bet this would look better in kanji
>>574203359how could you miss it if you read and replied to it
>>574203423Love should be between a man and a woman, or a boy pretending to be a woman.
Tachy love!
>>574203428kaichou... that's not what I meant...
People really see this cute embodiment of purity and all that's good in the world being clumsy and think "Yep, she's evil"
>>574199661Yes but if I mating press her to submission they both become my property.
>>574203514Very true on all accounts.
>>574203514>or a boy pretending to be a womanbased
>>574203307the passing of MANT means the end of the claw machine embargoit wasnt the tedium of mant careers so much as missing out on these that i feel the most
>>574203423yeah. that's exactly what I'm saying. I kinda like guys actually.
>>574203549Yep, she's evil
>>574203549People really see this cute embodiment of purity and all that's good in the world having standards and think "Yep, she's a bitch"
>>574203514Anime Air Groove on my face!
>>574203549>embodiment of purityYeah pure evil
>>574203068around 20-25% hit to your total affinity you would have got
>first CM match>win>second CM Match>Oguri Cap as opponent>Oguri Cap winsI FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH
>>574201762she is nothing too special reallyig it is an oguri game after all
>>574201690adding a late spark is more annoying than just running her pace. she's strong as pace too
>>574203672umas having standards = she'd never date me = she's an evil whore CURB STOMP COAL SHITTY
>>574203672a big fat bitch!
>>574202694>a monster In her pants
Philippine umas will save the SEA region
>>574203230what if it was ryan?
>>574203759Sorry I promised her a trip to an all you can eat burger buffet, if she gets me into A.
>>574203768just run lAte B
>>574203759GODguri puts you in your place, good riddance.
>>574199606>How do you get SS in unity when you are running 20+ races, no time for training ever20+ is pretty overkill, but it's doable.This Oguri did 22 but it's pretty much a MANT deck:>Kita, Top road, Marv pow, Finemo, NN, borrowed Throne15-20 is probably the sweet spot for acesIf you just mean for parent runs, you need to focus on pushing stats above 1200. It really inflates your rating
>>574203759That's why she's the GOAT
>>574203325I'm not particularly a fan of your type but that's a very nice image, thank you for bringing it here.
>>574198393Bamboo's trainer is a rapist?
>>574203013>>574203068-6 was an exaggerationyou get an extra 50% G1s with dirt but because you probably don't have B+ aptitude on your target parent you're not getting that full increase on your affinitynumbers are somewhat extrapolated from some JP's testingwith E (70% WR) to D (80% WR), you get an extra ~38% affinitywith G aptitude (~25% WR) you're getting only ~32% more affinity but now you don't need dirt sparks on your GGP
>>574203886Meant for parents while running the 25 race dirt rotation
>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered >shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>mistimes operao during training>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving >throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so OperaO/NTR team loses>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took THREE umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happen>broke shakur's PC>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird then snitched on it>joined the ramen scenario so she could legally poison Shakur once more>her motto? She NEVER goofs up.
>>574204047>>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took THREE umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happenDid this really happen in S2
I've been running CM since Taurus 1 and i dont know if i have the energy to learn and integrate this dirt spark stuff into my career routineis it even worth it if you are just getting by on careers you burn to get through events
I want to kiss Mejiro RyanI need to embrace Mejiro Ryan
>>574204089CLEAN IT UP UMA JANNY
Metafags, are you planning to replace one with an Oshi for Ms Victoria?
>>574204123just take the negative affinity anon. if you've been playing CM since Taurus Cup this answer should be obvious. your borrows can take care of your affinity score.
>>574204047YOU THINK THIS IS BAD?SHE'S DONE WORSESHE'LL NEVER CHANGE, EVER SINCE JUNIOR YEAROH BUT NOT OUR DOTO, COULDN'T BE SWEET DOTOGOOFING THEM BLINDAND SHE GETS TO BE A RACER?WHAT A SICK JOKE
I spent so long making CM aces I don't remember how to do runs normally anymore.
The wolf rapes the puppy-chan when it barks.
>>574204176desu im worried that this is gonna be the start of a trend that will lead to me hanging it up because im gonna start getting left behind
>>574204176>borrows>grand concert
>>574204115umafraid so
>>574204176>he thinks double circle is the limitbwo
>>574204115Yes, she could've just sat quietly in the back while Canopus were doing their thing but she was clearly fighting back to the point Natie and Mambo had to physically pin her down togerther
I was hoping admire groove would warm up once and for all by the end of her story. She's still cold and difficult by the end. What a mean bitch, im done with her. Thank god she wanted a short term contract
>>574203952this would imply that bamboo (a STALLION) wouldn't fuck her trainer the second she gets the opportunity to.
>>574204249huh what u mean
>>574204123the ceiling is higher if you're autistic about it but it's potentially free affinity if you luck into overlapping your wins and you lose nothing for scheduling them even with dirt G
>>574204234you can use auto career to farm for you
>>574204043That should be a lot easier to do with the new automode next week. At least in GL, not sure how it is with the other scenarios
>>574204285bro is rapebaiting
who is the bigger freak, dober or digitan
>>574204047>>doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for RudolfNever happened btw, she just happened to be in the background
>>574203759get pulsed on idiot
>>574204249>>574204258>It's realHuh. That's a funny detail.
>>574204307oh so you don't uma know?
>>574204368you will pay for your crimes one day
>>574204348Groove wouldn't rape me, don't be retarded.
>>574204410canopus was sus with masks and doto was just doing her job
>>574204432that's why I umasked
>>574204123Comparing 404 affinity vs 362 affinity, a 3* medium has 18.1% chance of proccing during a single inspiration, compared to 15.3%. For 2* it's 10.8% vs 9.4%, comparing 50 affinity loss. Go ahead and repeatedly fuck yourself in the ass with the dirt sparks though.
i want this evil doto meme to spread to JP and hear what they have to say about it
>>574204115wtf so shes evil?
>>574204047>>574204368I really like how they added doto in that scene when doto isn't even featured in that event just to imply she fucking doxxed her
>>574204460around maresbe awares
>>574204498Now compare that for 12*
>>574204460air groove wouldn'tbut aruvu 100% would and you wouldn't even know it
>>574204361unlike digitan, dober wants to have sex with men
>>574204123>I've been running CM since Taurus 1I don't believe you, considering you're this retarded.
How's a boy supposed to survive in this world
>>574204361Digital in the streets, Dober in the sheets
>>574204625would showing you my gemini star be enough proofs
>>574204559as in 6x2*? the extra 50 affinity gives you 55.3% vs 50.3%. wooooooooah, a whole 1/20 more runs
Doto would leglock her trainer and then whisper in his ear that she never goofs up
>>574204123yes anon go ahead, farm the dirt g1s. the extra couple of percentage is worth it
>>574204638this.highly emotional but repressed and frustrated women are absolute demons
>>574204723You don't know how probability works...?
>>574204361Dober wants to fuck her trainer to death regardless of gender and digitan wants to watch. You decide.
>>574204756i was introduced to the concept of sparks looping through Seriru's video using the example of Fuku and Tachyon to prepare for the coming of XOguriI never once tried a single loop of that sort despite luckshitting into XOg and finding her very usefulnow we have this dirt stuff
>>574204948God i hate straightoids
>>574204948*switches channels*
>>574205024wtf don't be mean
>>574204808you're right. I got the math wrong, but I'm not going to point out where, and neither are you, so everyone else is going to suffer for it
>>574204828letting digitan watch....
easiest cm to A ever, praise unity
>>574205296Its only easy because retards sent out TT umas with B-D sprints with different distance skills.I even saw 2 1000 stamina Curren
>>574204626me in the middle
>>574202168I always get my lucky pulls when I'm taking a shit
Holy sparks what the fuck
>>574205402MANT getting killed and autoplay coming brought back the casual retards so we have more sandbags now+ the reported "bots" and also pre-matched CM makes it less prone to shit queue hours
>>574205159I'd feel kinda bad for doing so but she's already shown that she's enough of a degenerate to honestly enjoy just watching from the chair.
>>574205402Same! I same some Curren's loaded up with gold heals
>>574205482wtf u mean pre-matched
>>574205482I assume it's still matched when you start your set, so shitter hours aren't dead.
>>574205478>no restraintglue
I updated my bourbon to windows 11 and now she won't run
>>574205593I want to smooch Luna
>>574201140Gold City is pretty and cool and cute!
>>574205509Were queueing with a pool now instead of real time matchmaking. NA paypig hours is no longer in effect. Just correct me if Im wrong about this
>>574204828Dober wants it that bad...?
>>574205593Do a hard reset
>>574200879>liking superficial whoresbetacuck low t faggot
>>574205786My toaster is melting...
In all my runs i have never accidentally landed a 3* dirt primaryI have two 2* dirt primaries, two of which are HaruThis is despite spamming ace runs of Digitan for like three CMs
>>574205593Classic mistake. You need uma OS on your Bobo.
>>574205923just build your side of the tree as normal and borrow a dirt parent on your GP run and a 2x dirt GGP on your parent runa 2-3 grade boost gets you most of the gamba benefits
>>574202405what if i want more zyzz tier animations?
>>574205657>has spent nearly her entire life effectively sheltered from people her age (and just men in general)>also a massive fan of shoujo mangaYes, she does want it THAT bad. World's most pent up pervert.
>>574205967She's massive. Ridiculously huge.
aoi will soon return in a new scenario with mega meek
>>574206127You'll get your Zyzz-tier animations when Skilfing becomes an umamusume
>>574205657Dober would leglock her trainer, complain about getting pregnant/being pregnant and then do it all over again
>>574206150She wants it BAD
>replace turf S ace with worse sprint S ace>it completely rapesfell for the terrain S gaslight again award
Uma&Co
wtf muteki players exist
>>574204828>>574205159
Dober CUTE
what's the gold to whites ratio for TT? like how many whites should I sacrifice for a gold assuming guaranteed proc
>do 2 runs after CM starts>hit thisit's that easy
Is banner with new uma today?
>>574206589whites are worth 500 points. golds are worth 1200
>>574206589everything. always get reliable activation golds
>>574201871She gets better down the line when every parent is drowning in hints. You will use her like four times in your lifetime though. Less than twice a year.
>>574206541>Dober precisely 3 seconds after you indulge her fantasies
>>574206615>gutsletprepare to lose to 1k guts camp taiki
>>574206615
>>574206615>kita chain didn't finishredo it
>>574206615your wit gwo...
>>574198393It's good that they're releasing Bamboo Memory late because she's like the reverse of other Umas from Oguri's gen. Instead of being a doomer with inferiority complex to Oguri she was always genuinely excited to run with her. A very hopecore career story.
>>574206408i didn't anticipate being drowned in Spirit PWR and GUTS sparks and the lucky head on procs making turf less competitiveeven using the umulator i thought both turf and sprint S gave the same amount of extra distance, about half a length, but that was just operating on old MANT logicnow any given unity ace uma with the same stats and skills shows me having +0.3 L for Turf S but +0.8 L for Sprint SI spent the last two weeks using turf grandparents to make a regular parents on the assumption that either S was fine and my best 'raw material' was a 3pow/3turf to start withtotal disaster
>>574206693I'm running 2x familiars with all hesitants + dominator and intense gaze she just runs past them because they get stuck in the magical vortex
>>574201871
this might be the freest CM ever, half of the niggas just queued with their team trials MANT umas
>>574206680Rickey looks ridiculous.
>>574206848that's the point
>>574206615Looking good if you want to take 3rd place group B
>>574206528that's the original sprinter king of japan chud
>>574206629>>574206660thanks nonnies~might as well work on TT before GL
>>574206839Round 1 is always seal clubbing day. Round 2 will be brutal
>>574206839i remade my aces like 3 times and didn't notice any difference in winrate in pub rooms so i stopped giving a shit desu
Is it true that Rickey is very cute and gives you great amounts of luck?
>>574206615Post some winning screens
>>574205786Press her G spot from the vagina and anus at the same time and hold for 5 seconds
should i pull for chinese fukukitaru
Sasuga Kingu
>>574207125if you like her, as with all umas
Does the free pull today get transfered to the rickey banner if you wait nor nah
>>574206784It's funny how Bamboo Memory career story is like 99% shounen anime then suddenly at the end of career Trainer confessed to her.
sigh...fine you can bunny-hop...
>>574207109S-She's just twitching with her legs spread apart now and won't respond to anything I say.I broke her...
>>574206914I remember Piscesit was a bloodbath from the get go day 1 round 1
>>574207225Nope, no transfer
>>574206848Yes she does. WRICKEYhttps://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw
>>574207218and if i don't like any umas
#CuteCurrenChan
the ONLY thing i miss about mant is not having to do king gaylos awful career mode for a sprinter
>>574206575She's so fucking adorable that it gets to the point where I don't know if I want to fuck her or just legitimately help her grow and flourish into a better person and an amazing racer.>>574206784True. She contrasts very well with her evil clone (yaeno) who nearly always seems like she's 1 bad day away from killing herself.
>>574206972
>>574206615>end>not a single gold acceleration>witlet in sprintI bet mine can beat yours anyday
>>574207457>She contrasts very well with her evil clone (yaeno) who nearly always seems like she's 1 bad day away from killing herself.Just like me
>>574207450can you post your digitan skills/deck? I tested three different Digitans today and none of them won even once.
>>5742075354734 1135
>>574200073It's not just wit, the higher a stat the more bonus rating each extra stat point gives.So the jump from 1300 to 1400 gives a lot more extra rating then 1100 to 1200 does, etcBe the same with speed in GL when the cap moves to 1600
>>574206524I'm a simp.
>>574207347Tragic. Guess I'll get my Bakushin from the old one then
>>574207593deck is kita/bakushin 0lb/eishin flash sr/fine motion/marvelous/borrow natie
>>574207420you quit
>>574207535>900 power
>>574207420You should consider Kris S
If I dont get Bamboo from the free rolls, I will ticket her later
>>574207535With 897 power? lmao that Rudolf is going to get corrected HARD by sweepy
>>5742076293 slots left
>>574207629>shit vs trash roomlet us know how it goes
>>574207535>mpbreally felt like wasting skill points, did you?
>>574207629just click run, I just want to see how it goes for fun honestly, also what the fuck with 2 debuffers for sprint
>>574207420Roll for Symboli Kris S or Hishi Amazon (Wedding)
>>574207956not really, didn't it get buffed for accel?
>>574207420why you playing this game bro
useless skank
Well? Which cripple won
>>574207573happens to the best of us.
Goddamn I just won off pace promoted with a front in the lobby + corner accel + Triumphant Pulse. I wish I could see the face of my opponent
Curren Chan Mating Press
>>574207804seems like it's mostly aptitudes. I think mine would have won 20% or so with turf S/sprint S. I never really even got sprint to hit S aptitude though, so getting both would be out of the question and I can only imagine how many runs it took you to get both.
>>574208083
papakatsunomiya kinen
DON'T call your idols slurs!
>summer eventsGatchas are healing
>>574208198MOGGED
>>574208209die
>>574208229Thats a cow and not one from Tracen Academy!
>>574208198you use 3 fucking unnerve debuffs, I didn't even account that when i made the post, I was assuming on 1 vs 1 basic.
>>574208245Falco wouldn't say this
>>574208198HAHA>>574208318Sore loser, make another lobby.
>>574208318>dox
>>574208183not as many as you'd think actually but i do have a 8* turf parent. I rolled low on wit but obviously im not going to remake that
>>574208318there was a room??? host another onewhat was the gimmick>>574208351ok but I say that
>>574208318>horsemeat
>>574208062Look where it procs on the track
>>574208318Mambro spotted!
>>574207328Bobo tech support is tricky. It could be an anime in its own right.
>>574208318>wont make another roomSneed
>>574208494that's me
>>574208318>horsemeat making a name for himselfHORSEMEAT MY GOAT
That's not dirt...
I have become attracted to Bamboo Muteki.
Call me master like you used to!!!
>>574208294D-does werewolf Riko counts?
>>574208534me next?
>>574208714what
>>574208665No. Now get out.
>>574208445I wasnt that keen on skill trigger autism like you so I didn't minmax, I picked cause I just knew it was good for late lol
>>574208665everyone knows Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
>>574208557tomboys will rule the world.
is Dirt D enough to win dirt shits
Umamusume but they are replaced with their IRL horses during their ult animation
>>574208960In auto mode probably
>>574208839Not from down on their knees they won't
>>574208665Multiple giant fluffy tails is such a stupid idea. Asian culture has a lot of stupid crap in it
>>574208798It's not. It does literally nothing. This isnt minmax autism this is normal game knowledge
>>574209149Good enough. I'm sure she wouldn't mind that either.
>>574209336sexxxme btw
>>574209161tbf the og tale was 2 tails,then fantasy stories called that rookie numbers
>>574208318>doxx and no rematchUH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT UH OH MELTY ALERT
Punching Maya in the gut because she failed Meek's challenge
>>574208967https://youtu.be/U_syo6yNZqU
oh i think i got a better flower...?
>>574209356Don't think "she" would mind in the slightest.
>>574201232He's talking about how a lot of people at Doto's ranch have scratched his butt
>>574209421i thought you were bourbon
I THINK SNEED SUCKS
>>574209635could have dropped ignited spirit pwr for another late race speed or mid race desu
can nonnies scratch me too
>>574209648shion's variations aren't that bit, what the fuck?
Seeking the Pearl has her own version of Legend Changer. I thought you should know.
Tokai Teio
>>574209913sure I have a really nice back scratcher
>>574210038yay please it's itchinggg
>>574210158wait nvmyou can have this though
>>574210158we all know you're touch starved but could you please vent your frustrations somewhere else
>>574210241awwell thanks, this goes hard !
ikuno................sextus
I was watching a race with a couple of umas in my office and said that my trainee is in this race. One started crying and the other sadly yelled to someone "Mom, he's doing it again" and then followed it up with "They said you had at least a few more years dad" which is weird because not married nor do I have kids
>>574209987Narita Brian has her own version of Legend Changer. I thought you should know.
>>574210330yep have a good day
laughing at Umama after losing 4 CMs straight
>symbp;o sp>>574210695AIEEE CIN GRAY SPOILERS
>>574210557thanks you too
>>574210527So cool...
Biggus... DICTUS
>seething at ''''''jobbers'''''' for existing like dbspics You disgust me
my uma isn't a jobber she's a MID CARDER
>>574206878sex
>>574211084Fun fact: the S in Seiun Sky stand for sex. Both of them do
>>574211084with me?
She won the KKS and beat Suzuka once!
OH MYT GOD LOOK WHAT DROPPED SO GOOD
>>574211258her mom is hotter
>>574211258succulent breasticles
You should have two uma wives.One that you pick. And one that picks you. Either by story, gacha luck or CM wins
My trainee said that the ps3 is retro
Going to the gym to lift for my wife you guys need anything?
>>574211330It is though
>>574209720I...I want to scratch Doto's butt too...
>>574211321>only A Finals CM win is due to PasaWhat does this mean?
>>574211330Retro means SNES and Sega Genesis..
>>574211408The Dreamcast is the cutoff though...
>>574211321>two wivesDisgusting.
>>574211441that you're a metafaggot
What do you watch when doing career runs?
>>574211417Your doto seems to have BRD anon
>>574211321Maruzensky and Mihono bonbon
>>574211350My wife prefers I stay chubby...
>>574211460Maruzensky...
>>574211497tiktok goonwalls
>>574211497I'M GLAD YOU FUCKING ASKED rn I'm watching horror minecraft mods playthroughs before that was random speedrun stuff into dramaslop and you just reminded me I still have a stream vod to watch so maybe after this...
cunnyschizo cup238711302387113023871130winner will be DOXXED and crowned the thread cunnyschizo
>>574211623can I just join with regular umas or do they have to be children
>>574211623Will SNEED be there?
>>574211496At least I am not an actual faggot
>>574211515>BRDWhat's that
>>574211623wait i forgot to say bring only one>>574211669i have restrictions in place
>>574211697https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_respiratory_disease
sweepy is so fucking annoying SHUT UP AND DO THE FUCKING TRAINING REGIMEN
>>574211691https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571327762https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329361https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329847https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571329847https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571331216https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/571318637/#q571332289
>>574211932do you just like have these bookmarked and ready to pull up
>>574211931Yadda
>>574211965Don't you have dicks to gobble, fag?
>>574211321>TWO uma wivesYou're a bad trainer AND a dirty, nasty slut. Get out.
>>574212014I'm not the one you're trying to expose here you cretin, I was asking a fucking question
>>5742116233 more slotsmight have to rehost it because i forgot to set it to 24 hours and we have like 5 minutes left
Are all the newmas overdesigned? I prefer more simplistic design instead of 588363 random parts
>>574212052Sure you are.
>>574212094retard
>>574211978
WHAT THE HELL
almond whore doens't look like a genshin charactershe looks like a LN character
>>574211548shichibro...
>>574212094Logotype is cute and simple
>>574212112Compare Maru's design to Ebayan's
OgurinTaikiCafeDoberFukukitaruFenomenoMcqueenPalmerthese are the best umas, the others are fine i guess but dont put them together with the best ones please, it is rude
>>574212063it's overthere's not enough cunny gods in itt
>>574211932None of this is gayer than what you say on a daily basisAhWhateverI am going to embrace LOVE and LIFE from now onYou are HATE and DEATH pilled my old friendIt is not good
>>574212246Its SEA hours gwo
>is completely immune from doto's villainyhow does she do it?
>>574212239You thought you could sneak in Fenomeno in there?
>>574211932https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573643887/#q573645176Fuck that faggot
>>574212256kinda spitting in the second half there, I like it
>>574212304yeah... sorry....
>>574212094looks fine to me
>>574212324>totally different sentence structuring
>>574212239never rate again
Does Falcos ult never proc for this CM? Falcobros...
>>574212123nice
>queue for CM>somehow im the only one with UGsday1 sure is funny
>>574212304yea....?
Well this CM has put the final nail in the coffin for me. 5 losses in every ticket :(. My Umas aren't exactly Umazing, but I thought I'd at least get a couple of wins. Tempted to just keep the 60k carats I have saved for Tachy and LH and use them for the odd future Umas.
We need some legitimately mean and transgressive umas. They're all too nice and amicable. Surely there has to be a FEW mean girl bitch umas. They're still women, after all.
>>574212495Why the fuck would you need that
>>574212094our meisho HERO
>>574212239>tfw my wife isnt thereits so over for me
>>574212471Not trying to be rude but you probably made some fundamentally poor decisions when making your umas. Do you want to post them for future reference what went wrong? Also no shame in being uma pilled and running open league.
Feno SUPER CUTE
>>574212471Leo Cup 2 is gamba galore slot machine roulette double down triple down. Surely you're not gonna quit due to this one
>>574212432post your rates then tough guy
>>574212471retard
>>574212094New umas aren't overdesigned. Old umas were too simplistic in design because they had to animate them for the anime. New umas are never getting an anime so they can make normal designs. No one wants to watch Almod Eye win 9 G1s, or watch Win Variation lose to Orfevre a billion times in a row.
>>574212607Maruzenskythat's all
Mr Cygames told me to boost the sales so I'm starting shilling earlyhttps://youtu.be/wS3UKZVHyGg
>>574212631>No one wants to watch Almod Eye win 9 G1sspeak for yourselfI bet you like natie because you're a loser like her too
>>574212673based and festa pilled
>>574212753Oisu!
>>574211623>>574212246my badim remaking itthe results did not count24 hours now cunnyschizo cup673477496734774967347749bring one approved uma
>>574212304'meno is better than at least half that list, thoughespecially mcqueen, shes literally a nobody character that just looks kind of cute sometimes
>>574212753I only fapped to Nice Nature once or twice though. Doesn't mean I like her.
>>574212814Shut the fuck up desuwa
>>574212785>didn't countMY CUNNY CROWN NNYYOOOOOO
Can you replay the pull animation?
oh rickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind
>>574212094
>friend and me built the same umas(groove, bakushin, taiki)>almost 1-to-1 skills>similar statline >but I got sprint S>he doesn't>my wins: 7/20>his wins: 14/20So what's the differenceLuck is a skill?
>>574212495Bwo your empress?
>>574213040yeah
>>574213042what about blowing my dick
>>574213125Feng Shui, check your furniture
>>574213125wrong and retarded
Give mommy a fug
>>574212823Nice Nature is for degrading sex where you let her know it doesn't mean anything to you and you'd rather be using someone else. you settled for her because she's convenient.
>>574212875You could always dox yourself after the "real" race is over and declare yourself the true cunny king. Like the antipope but for pedophiles. So like the antipope.
>>574213194I do every day.
>>574212753Don't you have some cocks to gurgle almond WHORE
>>574213125the difference is your opponents
>>574212869fuck you die
>>574213194>haha I'm going to be a spooky mummy you know what this outfit needs? the cutest pair of heels.nice one, Creek.
why is everyone so hostile today
>>574213171What's the difference then
>>574213194I was told not to talk to you anymore
>>5742132987 and you kys desuwaFuku, back me up
>>574212753>throwing shade at random umasAlmond FRAGILITY
Wait, if the game changed how its calculated when you're matched...does it even matter what time of day it is anymore?
>>574213257>riceoh so you're gonna die a virgin toocouldn't be me
>>574213194gladly
morning
>>574213329CMs brings nothing but strife
>>574213329No smooches today, only hatesex
>>574213194>marry creek>cant get her pregnant>tfw infertile
>>574213447Mayano got me 2 wins today
>>574213447Shouldnt everyone be excited we get to post Miss Victoria and shame sloptubers if they lose to one of us in the finals by posting the concert in youtube
>>574213496Works on my machine
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly relaly really really relalyr elaly realy relaly really relaly really realy relaly really really relaly relaly really reallyrelaly relayl really really relaly relaly erally erally relaly relaly really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really relaly really love Stego.
>>574212785>another chance at the cun championship Bless Umallah
it's a transparent headband
Should I roll for Rickey? Is her unique good to carry over?
are we getting any good value BUHI packs next week?
>>574213642>spoilerI'm screenshotting that for the cosplay thanks
tachyonxtorena is so cuteim a sucker for smart, socially disinterested nerd being worn down into sentimental and passionate relationships
>>574213336Whoever told you that was just envious of that anon's love for Creek
>>574213645she's strong and lasts a long timebut dirt CM is rare, and she's green skill spamming autismroll if you like
>>574213642No she actually has a ring of gold shards floating around her at all timesFake news
>>574213496>she's infertile>still love her no matter what and keep staying with her>comfort her for the rest of her life
>>574213645she's only used in dirt CMs which happen 2-3 times a year, if you don't care for her story or design you will never make back the carats spent even if you won every race and every A final
>>574213678I am feeling like dropping 120 euros and my pulls? all on daily trainee banners
>>574213793boringwould cheat on her the first chance I could
just found out koreans have official animated emojis
I goon ethically so I never fap to Uma with chest size less than B85 (Curren Chan is an exception)
>>574213642>'STOP EXPOSING THE UMABUISNESS
>>574213876강간 피해자들
https://youtu.be/OQZrCatQLNU
ran natie on gold shitty award
>>574212753Those eyes would get really tiresome in an anime
>>574213645Are you a soulless metafagDo you love parentautismAre you ChineseIf you answered yes to at least one, you should roll
>>574213793creekfags are pure of heart and sovl
Doto's such a fat sweet little treat.I want to pamper her and make her happy.
>>574213642Orfevre would be a charizard kid
>>574213795>if you don't care for her story or design you will never make back the carats spent even if you won every race and every A finaldo you miserable metaniggers really roll umas to "make back your investments"not even rolling the Zog will help you do that
>4/15Way better than I expected for just coming back.
Almond Eye is literally made for the villain role with her record
>>574213929where the fuck is her visor? she's naked
I'm not rolling for Rickey because I already have Fuku
>>574213998if you have to ask whether you should pull for an uma you don't love her enough to be pulling for hersimple as
>>574213963>mfw contrarian posts
>>574213986I want to investigate and prosecute her after exposing her true, horrifying nature.
>>574213980nta, but I'm just gonna roll her cause I need a front for my dirt TT and her design looks kinda silly
7 and Fuku wins4 and Rickey loses
>>574213715post legs
So plump
>>574214087This reminds me of that one laboratory warning cartoon
I will roll for Windy.
LETS GO RICKEY
>>574213876the animated rape????
>>574213642No it's floating thanks to genshit design
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR 2020S2010S WOULD LITERALLY BE THE PERFECT ANIMEYOU HAVE LIKE MILLION INSANE HORSES IN THE ROSTERLORD KANALOA THE SPRINTER DEMONGENTILDONNA THE GORILLAORFEVRE THE TYRANTGOLD SHIP THE WILD CARDTHROW IN CURREN, MEISHO MAMBO, JUST A WAY, EPIPHANEIA THERE ARE TOO MANY TO COUNT
>>574214101i dont "love" any of these fictional 1-dimensional whore charactersi just shoot rope to them once in a while
>>574214087>7Based and real
>>574213951why was she randomly running like she had nitrous in her ass and never did it again
>>574211932for old time's sake, white woman jumpscare.
Fuku desperately needs a 2nd alt
>>574214136isnt it past your bedtime
>>574213678wikiru says the discounted 7500 carat """value""" pack will be available for a limited time, but the good shit with selectors is coming 2nd anni
>>574214390It was his lucky streak. Fuku won the Kikuka Sho later this year too.
Is Rickeyposting nunber going to be 6 or 8
dozo
>>5742145588 is the luckiest number in CHINA and 4 the unluckiest. There you have it.
>>574214139Sweet little Doto wouldn't hurt a fly...right?
>>574214336Almond Eye is 2010s too tho?
>>574214589drunken beer fart and beer burp sex with flash
>>5742146842018 and 2019 are basically 2020
>>574214336If you think Kita winning so much in S3 was boring it would be even worse with a Orfe/Donna anime
>>574214589Knowing germans those foods probably tastes bland as fuck
>>574214779She's much prettier being chubby and a bit of a mess.
>>574214801Donna would work pretty well because she also had upset losses
Why did they make Doto so sex
Give me true villian kino with a Kris S anime
I want to breed super creek
>>574214895
>>574214895Out of shape retired hag umas are fucking erotic.I said it.
>>574212785HIKAWA has been crowned the THREAD CUNNYSCHIZOand at the same time the DIGISCHIZOhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-joh0p--nklvs84lUYQGG2f2
>>574214949The Jet-Black Emperor...
>>574214949I fucking love evil women
>>574215054going to guts train my trainee to this
>>574215090Time for victory dance
>>574215049...This is a good sign for Trainer right? Her ears are flapping. This is good right?
Cygames should keep doing short 4 ep rivalry races like RTTT
which umas like getting their umussy ate the most
>>574215090Digital is considered cunny?
wtf happened to dirt medium
My danchov is sovless and hasn't changed to the celebration attire yet...
>>574215219idk tbhdesu
>>574215090Good cup, listened to space cradle while waiting for it to start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51L7EiZfd2EThank for hosting
>>574215054ThisThey were peak while racingThey will be peak while wifeying
>>574214949she JOBBED to mirako btw
>>574215282now that there are more than just Oi as a G1 Dirt racetrack, it changes based on where it is held
>>574215090>that double Intense Gaze nukeAieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>574207535smart desu, pump doesnt have delayed activation to the rest of the race but dober ult does
>>574215105>>574215107OH YES>>574215327Well he was a great horse too
>>574215219Smaller than Rice and Mayano, so depends if you count them.
>>574215459it's too bad zenno rob roy has such a generic umamusume design for their irl horse achievements
>casually chestmogs (you)r umaflattie umawifeyour response?
>>574215090>Rushed
>>574215459No aura art will make me take Zenno Mob Roy seriouslyWhat a waste of a character. That great record wasted on a glorified NPC uma.
>>574215631sad but true
>>574215595Even I chestmog my wife I don't care.
>>574215695suzukabro...
>>574215695Teiobwo...
>>574215219in a cosmic sense
>>574215595Slapping her face and sending her into a crying tantrum
>>574209635should have double circled the corners and get in high spirits
HERO OP next thread pls
>>574215790>into a crying tantrumDoto wouldn't do that. She'd hold the spot where you slapped her and apologize profusely even if she did nothing wrong while fighting back her tears.
>>574215821Long hair makes any uma better.
>>574213876
doto is LITTERALLY a mob boss with a pet cat
umas wouldnt rape you for rejecting them, right? they understand that no means no.
>>574215895Then she would go poison Shakur to feel better
>>574215836>>574216058>>574216058>>574216058
this uma for next OP?
