Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!/smbg/ #351 - Black hole fever edition------>>Current Mario News, Links, and Releases<<「!」Mario Tennis Fever has officially released!「!」Super Mario Bros. Wonder: Meetup in Bellabel Park has officially released!「!」Yoshi and the Mysterious Book has officially released!>Recent/Future Release Dates:「!」Nintendo Direct DK Challenge Event + Bananza Super Mario Bros Collaboration DLChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0ubSW5YfAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5GgYkjMvY「!」 Mario Tennis Fever NS2 Updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7LR7Ccl-o-Recent NSO「!」Nintendo Classics – March 2026 Game Updates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5w3lAC4B5ISuper Mario Strikers – Nintendo GameCubeWario World – GameCubeDonkey Kong 64 – Nintendo 64Wario Land 1 and Dr: Mario PL are out too on NSO.-Other「!」The Super Mario Bros Movie 3 is apparently coming in 2029https://mynintendonews.com/2026/05/22/the-next-super-mario-movie-will-likely-arrive-in-2029-and-they-want-to-get-it-right/---->General Paisano Linkshttps://www.mariowiki.com/https://www.suppermariobroth.com/>Netplay Guidehttps://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)https://smaghetti.com/>SM64, Sunshine, etc. Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)https://romhacking()com/https://gamebanana.comhttps://sm64coopdx.com/>/smbg/ Anon Interest and Etc.Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!Post gameplay videos!Share your Strikers club and builds!/smbg/ link compilation: https://rentry.org/g6233fq8/smbg/ writeanon compilation: https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)----Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=och29RYVEWcOP Template: https://rentry.org/84xasgm8Previous World: >>573956790
>>574243763Oh interesting, an update.
>>574244752A more contained and controlled "open world" is the key for Mario if an open world game is a must, just needs some more polish and be a lot longer. Fury was fun.
>2 archived threads in a rowSo this is how /smbg/ ends.
>>574247189/smbg/ has come back through worse
the 3d mario reveal will be legendarybut i'm also scared it'll invite discourse, i'm not sure what kind of discourse yet but it'll be massive.
>>574247389It's over paisano. Mario just can't sustain a general. Somehow despite being around for over 40 years there's nothing to discuss.
>oh no, the general doesn't have discussions 24/7>that means it should be shut down!!!
>>574253541>It's over paisano. Mario just can't sustain a general. Somehow despite being around for over 40 years there's nothing to discuss.It has sustained a general for 5 years, shitposter. You can leave though, seems like this place gets you mad.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to bump the other thread
>>574254201>It has sustained a general for 5 years, shitposter.Archiving before it's time isn't being sustained. It's just forum necromancy.
>>574254268if our general has to die from summerfags, then it's only fitting we retaliate to atleast one other general.
>>574254275>>It has sustained a general for 5 years, shitposter.>Archiving before it's time isn't being sustained. It's just forum necromancy.You being disingenuous about the countless times it has reached bump limit won't fool anyone.
>>574253541>>574254275are you new to /vg/ or something, this is normal procedure for many generals
>>574255538He's just a shitposter.
Sammer Guy
I love Luigi.
Luigi's a lover, not a fighter
>>574255538>this is normal procedure for many generalsTo die pathetically early? The normal procedure for generals like this is for there to be a bumpslave to keep us topped up instead of archiving so fast.
>>574265279>To die pathetically early? The normal procedure for generals like this is for there to be a bumpslave to keep us topped up instead of archiving so fast.even then, generals die, mostly in the mornings where bumpers are asleep
>>574266053even then, generals can die*
OK, ok, it seems clear that SEGA has beaten us once again...
>>574269980...in the AI generated games contest.
>>574269980>OK, ok, it seems clear that SEGA has beaten us once again...They've never beaten Nintendo. Not in console wars, sales, being iconic, etc.
>>574272773Their thread stays up, ours doesnt!
>>574272820I don't see any sega thread.
>>574272820>Their thread stays up, ours doesnt!Primarily of people shitting on the franchise itself and constant tribal wars.
>>574272973Sonic IS SEGA!
>>574272820There's like 14 Nintendo threads that constantly are up.
>>574273139so this means Nintendo beats Sega again >>574269980
>>574269980>>574272820>>574273136least obvious sonic fag shitposter
>>574273374What's the matter, plumber boy? Can't keep a single thread up? LMAO! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
>>574273554You're currently bumping the console having general up, loser servant hedgehog. While also thinking there's only 1 Nintendo general on /vg/ with your shitpost, btfoing yourself out. Also >>574272773
this is obviously the same shitposter from earlier that is rent free about the general thread still being up and is using a different tactic to shitpost instead of just leaving, he has problems
>>574273905But the SONIC thread never dies, unlike the MARIO thread! Who's the real winner here? I would tell you to go fix some leaky pipes, but what's his face said you lost your license!
>>574274402>But the SONIC thread never dies, unlike the MARIO thread! Who's the real winner here? I would tell you to go fix some leaky pipes, but what's his face said you lost your license!>Moving the goalposts and dodging that you're still serving the Mario thread
>>574274402>But the SONIC thread never dies, unlike the MARIO thread! Who's the real winner here?Again Sonic consists of shit consistently and people keep complaining about the thread's state on top of that >>574273027 he's no winner
>>574274483Keep crying, plumber! SONIC SPEED! Is what keeps threads alive! You simply can't keep up and never could!
>>574274807>Keep crying, plumber! SONIC SPEED! Is what keeps threads alive! You simply can't keep up and never could!You're the same shitposter that's always rent free about the Mario threads stop rping as a sonicfag and trying to hide from it, and the sonic thread runs on internal shitting.
>>574274902You can't handle the fact that Sonic is just better. Coping since the 90s it seems!
>>574275040>You can't handle the fact that Sonic is just better. Coping since the 90s it seems!Stop projecting and being rent free that the Mario thread keeps reviving. You're spending more time here than your own thread (which is obvious since you don't even go there and are just rping to keep derailing)
>>574275239If only you folks spent more time in your thread to keep it ALIVE in the first place! Sonic and SEGA have never been stronger! I'm going back to the winning side! Smell ya later, plumber boy! GOTTA SPEED!
>>574275423>If only you folks spent more time in your thread to keep it ALIVE in the first place! Sonic and SEGA have never been stronger! I'm going back to the winning side! Smell ya later, plumber boy! GOTTA SPEED!Your seething rent free nature is so obvious. You never came from anywhere. Also>They've never beaten Nintendo and Mario. Not in console wars, sales, being iconic, etc.
dramafag is scraping the bottom of the barrel if he's this desperate now
Behold!
>>574277629You're ugleh
>>574278953
>>574279376
>>574277629fancy
Guatemalan Genofag needs to save us.
ay caramba
>>574284592What's he gonna do?
Mario should modernize already. Bring on the FPS game!
>>574285331
>>574285526Was this actually fun?
>>574289719who knows, no one played it.
The problem is that Mario is consistently good so there's nothing for us to bitch about endlessly, which is what keeps other generals bumped. We need contention. We need to talk more about shit like Mario is Missing, Hotel Mario and Mario Sunshine>>574275423>GOTTA SPEED!Based REAL Sonic enjoyer, not awful retconslop.
>>574293116>oonc oonc oonc oonc
>>574293116What you mean? Switch - Switch 2 era has been consistently ass for Mario
>>574293116>>574294459>The problem is that Mario is consistently good so there's nothing for us to bitch about endlessly, which is what keeps other generals bumped. We need contention. We need to talk more about shit like Mario is Missing, Hotel Mario and Mario Sunshine> >>574275423>GOTTA SPEED!>Based REAL Sonic enjoyer, not awful retconslop.Shitposter responding to himself over the derail or just a overall shitposter>What you mean? Switch - Switch 2 era has been consistently ass for MarioShitposter.Fuck off.
>>574289719i liked it
I love Luigi
>>574259837>>574304509I hate Luigi
1-up.
>>574310841I love this. Good Mario art.
>>574300407>>574314848Cute.
>>574305931mario time
>>574319940always mario time
Post your main for each of the Mario Kart World weight classes:>FeatherweightSwoop>Super Lightweight (Road)Goomba>Super Lightweight (Offroad)Baby Luigi>Super Lightweight (Water)Fishbones>Lightweight (Road)Nabbit>Lightweight (Offroad)Shy Guy>Lightweight (Water)Koopa Troopa>Midweight (Road)Coin Coffer>Midweight (Offroad)Yoshi>Midweight (Water)Bowser Jr.>Mediumweight (Road)Rocky Wrench>Mediumweight (Offroad)Luigi>Mediumweight (Water)Penguin>Cruiserweight (Road)Piranha Plant>Cruiserweight (Offroad)King Boo>Cruiserweight (Water)Cataquack>Heavyweight (Road)Wario>Heavyweight (Offroad)Cow>Heavyweight (Water)Waluigi>Super HeavyweightBowser
>>574332696Forced discussion.
>>574335005Forced drama.
>>574332696>Post your main for each of the Mario Kart World weight classes:>FeatherweightBaby Daisy>Super Lightweight Baby Mario, Dry Bones>LightweightToadette, Lakitu>Midweight/Medium-LightYoshi, Monty Mole>MediumweightMario mostly, also Pauline and Pokey>Medium-heavyCataquack, King Boo, Snowman>HeavyweightPianta, Wario, Donkey KongDon't use Super Heavyweight that much, and it's only one character, I use it to compare driving sometimes.
I've been thinking about writing a script for my own Mario movie, or at least a rought outline/draft of the major story beats. I don't have it all worked out, but these are some of the elements I want to work in:>movie starts with Mario and Luigi as teenagers in italy, trying to grow mustaches but failing>Mama Mario dies>Papa Mario thinks this is good chance to take his sons to America for a fresh start>Mario doesn't want to. Steals mama Mario's meatball recipe and sells it to buy a race car (Alfa Romeo? Fiat? Something Italian) so he can compete in the European Touring championship.>Papa Mario is furious, disowns Mario and takes Luigi to AmericaFrom here, the movie is basically a coming-of-age story about how Mario and Luigi deal with their different paths>Luigi and dad struggle to establish plumbing business. They were left a small garage and a '29 Ford pickup truck that belonged to grandpa Mario, the first Mario to ever leave Italy. He died penniless and willed his last remaining property to his family.>Papa Mario has underestimated the difficulty. Luigi supports him and almost single-handedly upholds the business with his sharp accounting skills and legal knowledge (Luigi is a nerd)>meanwhile, Mario struggles to be a race car driver. Parts and fees are expensive. He has nobody to back him up, so he ends up unwittingly taking a job as a getaway driver for Sicilian mafia.>back in America, Luigi unknowingly runs afoul of a branch of the same mafia family by rightfully disputing property ownership in court, foiling a contracting/real-estate schemeI haven't really worked out the specifics of act 2 and 3, but the idea is that shit goes horribly awry for both Mario brothers, Mario escapes Italy after losing his car in a race, but smuggles the engine. He reunites with Luigi in America and they put the racing engine into the ford pickup, and basically enact vigilante justice upon the mob with a hot rod plumber truck to save their family business and Brooklyn.
>>574347256>I haven't really worked out the specifics of act 2 and 3, but the idea is that shit goes horribly awry for both Mario brothers,The actual major antagonist/conflict needs working out, still. I was thinking Pauline could be involved as a politician of some sort and she could become an ally to the Marios. Maybe she's being targeted by the mafia as part of a political scandal? Then that really begs Donkey Kong to be included. I think there's room for some pulpy/noir style conflict with a giant gorilla. Maybe the mafia is mind-controlling him to use as enforcement? I dunno. The only thing I'm sure of is that the movie ends with mario and Luigi together running the family business in brooklyn, operating as plumbers as well as selling Mama Mario's Famous Meatballs out of a bodega or something. LIke they have special deals where every roto-rooter comes with a free jar of marinara sauce.Basically I want to write a Mario family drama/thriller where everything happens in brooklyn and they never even go to the mushroom kingdom until the sequel. But the hot rod plumbing truck is non-negotiable.
Daisy, my beloved.
>>574332696uhhhhking boo
>>574347256>He reunites with Luigi in America and they put the racing engine into the ford pickup, and basically enact vigilante justice upon the mob with a hot rod plumber truck to save their family business and Brooklyn.i'd watch this
>>574347256>>574347573This is a prime example of why it's good that the fans will never write Mario.
>>574364765lmao, imagine thinking I'd trust the opinion of a fucking Mario fan. Nice try.
>>574364765>>574366087These posts make me confused...
1-up
poison mushroom
super mushroom
Imagine the super mushroom...but it gave ladies HUGE tits!
>>574379931>Imagine the super mushroom...but it gave ladies HUGE tits!This but big asses.
>>574381246So are they just wearing transparent dresses?
>>574382014They didnt know they were transparent
>>574381246royal donks
Galaxy 2 > 1 btw
>(Movie) Mario is now used on mainstream media articles about animation>On the same level as WOODYGod I can't believe whoever in charge wanted Nintendo to be videogame Disney fucking wonThis sucks
>>574407304>I can't believe whoever in charge wanted Nintendo to be videogamewhat do you mean by this
Peach is a feeder! Why else would she keep making so much for for Mario!?
>>574410098Videogame DisneyAre you retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMIxOeDseek
>>574413108site's word wrap confused me
>>574416171This. Is. Terrible. And I Did Not Laugh.
>>574424189Look at how happy Yoshi is to be a slave!
>>574347256>>574347573I mean can you write it and post it as fanfic? Obviously if this is an origin story Pauline and Donkey Kong have to be in it
>>574414536Why was Pauline made barefoot
>>574401117ancient curse.
>>574416171The fact that a (bad) 5 minute video could accurately describe the plot of the movie with nearly the same flow as the full 90 minute thing is super dire
(URL is being blocked but the rest of it is u/xizek6T7)Does anyone know where this was originally posted? It’s clearly the actual thing but I have no idea where it came from or where to find more downloads
>>574444814what?
>>574445172That’s a rar of the full Nintendo Music soundtrack for DK BananzaBut I do not know where this link was originally posted and I found it posted second-hand elsewhere I also don’t know where else to look for proper ripped versions of Nintendo Music soundtracks
I just want to say that i started yoshi's island snes on swtich2.I thought that it'd be a turn your brain off type of game. i was wrong.the game is oddly hard, i died a few times and yeah the controls for ground pound and jumping could be better but i guess that it was a thing of it's time.i genuinely love the game, there's so many unique characters, not every enemy is a hit and get hurt type of deal, half of them have gimmicks like they steal the baby. Some of the music is repetitive, and a load of the enemies i saw later in paper mario and mario party. i feel like nintendo should market yoshi characters more, some have great designs and feel unique.
>>574456407Miyamoto said before that with Yoshi's Island the basic idea they wanted to do was a Platformer where you can avoid dying if you're fast enough to grab the baby back before it's stolen, so it is, in a way, an attempt at making a kind of game that is more beginner-friendly. Funnily enough the follow up Yoshi's Story got rid of the idea and instead tried to make it self beginner friendly by making stages that you beat by eating fruit that recovers your HP at the same time and all stages are filled to the brim with fruits.
>>574440280To make here more monkey-like. Also, kids hate wearing shoes.t. was a kid once
>>574414536I like the high contrast background. I'd like to think that the Donkey Kong IP handlers see this as part of his aesthetic language, which they put into effect in a lot of DKC levels and Bananza. I'd also like to think the artist here picked up on that. I feel the same way with Mario and bright, cartoon-y colors, though Odyssey's thrown a wrench in that with its clean typography and minimalist UI.
>>574470258If you need to give a general a 1-up then you should let it game over.
>“I have a deep emotional connection to all of my works. By the completion of Super Mario World, I felt that I’d, to a degree, mastered the two-dimensional Mario world. But then, with Super Mario 64 going 3D, I was reminded of my childhood. Going back even further than my manga-drawing junior high school days, in grade school I loved the NHK puppet shows, such as ‘Chirorin Village and the Walnut Tree’ and ‘Hyokkori Hyotan Island’, and I thought I wanted to become a puppet maker. I’d construct these ‘monster dioramas’ and shoot them with my camera. Creating Super Mario 64 felt like a return to that time. Two-dimensional Mario felt like drawing manga, while 3D brought me back to puppet theater… It’s somehow all connected, you know?”
>>574471165If you're rent free (years counting) that a general exists, then you should leave it already.
you should play yoshi's mysterious bookit's quite good
>>574477686Don't shill here.
>>574478541
>>574477686Yoshi blowing up the moon's core and Kamek reuniting with Bowser was quite kino tbqh
>>574478541>>574471165100% these two posts are by the same person
What do you guys think of my 3D Mario predictions?
>>574486579are there 2 paulines and 2 marios here
Was there anyone who predicted that Mario Kart World DLC would be more Knockout Tour Rallies adding more of the existing routes to the racing part and letting more of the existing courses be used as endpoints? I think most were focused on the idea of throwing in more land or changing the existing land to slot more tracks that using what's already there for more unique Knockout Tour Rallies never occured to them.
>>574486579Terrible, like usual.
>>574488785i did, and i posted it in this very general.
>>574488196Mayor Pauline and Mario Mario in his 40s, Bananza Pauline and New Mario who is 14.
>>574486579Another shining example of why it's good that the fans will never write Mario.
>>574491196Oh he's not a fan, he's a schizo.
>>574489339Nice. Can you prove that?
>>574492030do you really want me to look at one of the threads posted within the last 12 months in the archive just to find my post?because no i'm not gonna do that.
>>574491337I am a fan.
>>574488785But there isn't any World DLC yet.Free updates aren't DLC.
>>574492295You're a shitposter and loony.
>>574492461I am not.
>>574491196Yeah, why have that when we can have slop like the galaxy movie instead?
>>574492883Could've fooled me.Oh wait. Archives exist, and you post with a tripcode.You can't fool me at all. Go back to /v/, you psycho.
>>574493863snoys are rabid, this guy is based
>>574494051Incorrect. Individuals who act like that are rabid, regardless of what fanbase they belong to."Tendies" have just as many as "Snoys" do, as well as other groups.
>>574493863>that many resultsholy shit he's been busy since he left to go to /v/
>>574494051Tribalism is for fucking faggots. Kill yourself.
>>574494240>>574494371nah, total snoy death, like sony's killing physical media, they're poison
>>574494504true...
>>574494051Thank you.I'm glad that someone appreciates me fighting the good fight.
Given how Star Fox went cinematic, Metroid Prime went cinematic, and Bananza was like a Pixar film, 3D Mario going cinematic is no longer an "if", but a "when".Also, I figured out why Sunshine had full voice-acting and cinematic cutscenes.Games from the late-90s/early-2000s, the DreamCast/GameCube/PS2/Xbox era were relying on cinematic cutscenes, and it was basically the start of the kind of video games that the PS5 and Xbox Series X are known for.The GameCube was Nintendo making a console for hardcore gamers that wanted to play games that were brand new from the PS2 and Xbox, so some if their big games like 3D Mario and Metroid were trying to have that cinematic feel like those big games like Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, and Halo.That's why Sunshine had cinematic cutscenes, and why Metroid Prime was created to grab the attention of Halo fans.Now, we are seeing a return to that.Metroid Prime 4 is trying to be like modern Xbox One-Series X-era Halo.Bananza is trying to fit in with Crash 4 and Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.3D Zelda is gauranteed to do away with the cel-shaded artstyle from BotW to go hyperrealistic in order to blend in with Skyrim and Crimson Desert.Star Fox is probably going to be Nintendo's Guardians of the Galaxy.
this guy hasn't even finished bananza yet btw
>>574497469Makes sense since bananza is ass
>>574497469I have a life outside of sitting down for long hours to speedrun a game like Bananza.It's not like when I was 12 and I had more time to speedrun Odyssey.Now, I'm 21, and I have more responsibilities, other activities, other games I play, not as much time.
it's a 20 hour game and you've been playing it for months.
>>574498159No it's not.Bananza is a great game.
>>574503926wario likes fan games?
>>574505463wario likes micro games, fan stuff shouldn't be far off
>>574493227Unironically cartoony slapstick slop meant for kids is more true to Mario's soul than that autistic schizo lore thing he posted.
Best and worst laps of each KO Tour rally (excluding the sixth lap)
>>574332696Daisy
>>574294459Multiple massively acclaimed top selling games beloved by fans and critics is "consistently ass?" Explain further.
>>574493227it's not an either-or
>>574512918Simple:>Mario Oddysey is ass>Mario Wonder is ass>Origami King is ass>Brothership is ass>Kingdom battle is ass>Mario Tennis aces is ass>Mario Maker 2 is ass>Mario Kart Home Circuit is ass>Mario and Sonic at the 2020 olympics is ass>Super Mario Party is ass>Mario Party Superstars is ass>Super Mario Party Jamboree is ass>Battle League is ass>RPG, TTYD and Mario vs Donkey Kong are rebreaks>Mario Golf super rush is ass>NSMB U Deluxe is ass>Bowser's fury is ass>MK8 Deluxe, 3D world, 3d all stars, and galaxy 1+2 are just reheated nachos>Mario Kart World is ass>Mario Tennis Fever is ass
>>574516565False.
Nintendo needs to put out the next Mario game RIGHT NOW so I can see how cute Luigi is in it.
>>574516565Damn, that's a thick booty
>>574516565>Simple:>Mario Oddysey is ass>Mario Wonder is ass>Origami King is ass>Brothership is ass>Kingdom battle is ass>Mario Tennis aces is ass>Mario Maker 2 is ass>Mario Kart Home Circuit is ass>Mario and Sonic at the 2020 olympics is ass>Super Mario Party is ass>Mario Party Superstars is ass>Super Mario Party Jamboree is ass>Battle League is ass>RPG, TTYD and Mario vs Donkey Kong are rebreaks>Mario Golf super rush is ass>NSMB U Deluxe is ass>Bowser's fury is ass>MK8 Deluxe, 3D world, 3d all stars, and galaxy 1+2 are just reheated nachos>Mario Kart World is ass>Mario Tennis Fever is assSo you're just a delusional low effort shitposter, glad you outted yourself.
>>574518331Maybe in a September 2026 mainline Direct.As to whether or not that will happen, I'm not going to hold my breath.
>>574518782Right now it seems like Zelda and Metroid are going to steal the show. Possibly Wario too.But Nintendo is known for their surprise reveals.0..
>>574519039Here's what could happen.>A. It gets revealed as the final announcement and is a full trailer like Odyssey's and Bananza's first reveal trailers, and it ends with a "Month.Day.2027" release date, and then it gets a Direct next year, 1-2 months ahead of its release.>B. A., but it ends with a "2027" release year, and the Direct reveals the Month and Day of release.>C. We don't get a reveal in a September 2026 mainline Direct, and instead, Nintendo reveals it in an early 2027 mainline Direct for a release in Summer 2027, 3-4 months away, and a 3D Mario Direct takes place 1-2 months before its release.I don't know what's going on with OoT's release, but it is probably going to have a much longer reveal-to-release window than Bananza's if it is a holiday title.I don't know if that August 4th thing means that we are getting an Ocarina of Time Direct this week, or whatever.We could get an OoT Direct 3-4 months ahead of its release, if TomoDacHi Life can get a Direct on January 29th and release on April 16th.What I'm saying is that Nintendo might only have 3D Mario left in terms of things they are saving for final announcements in mainline Directs, as those final announcements are usually reveals of big brand new games.
>>574520234Wow, thanks for stating the obvious.
Oh right, Wario.We could get a 3D Wario.Or a 2D Wario.
What if Wario just replaced Mario for the rest of the Switch 2 era?
>>574521438That wouldn't be good.
>>574521545You're right. It wouldn't be good at all.It would be FANTASTIC! WAHAHAHAHA!
>>574522483We at least need 3D Mario first.
>>574521438>What if Wario just replaced Mario for the rest of the Switch 2 era?Wario can't carry a Switch era.
>>574522549We have one already. It stars Donkey Kong.Leave the rest to Wario, baby.
>>574522584This.
There is a non-zero chance that we will actually get some sort of hyperrealism in the next 3D Mario.I don't think that Mario will look exactly like the meme, but I don't think that Mario will look like the movie version of himself either.I noticed that this version of Mayor Pauline from the DK 94 comic is more realistic.I say this because Nintendo made Star Fox hyperrealistic, and that was the last thing that I was expecting, going into the Star Fox Direct.
>>574523545Uh huh. Because a realistic Mario totally happened after Twilight Princess.Oh wait.You dumb mother fucker.
>>574523545This is the most retarded thing I've read all night.
>>574523808Twilight Princess had human characters look like 3D anime characters with how their faces are designed.That's how Zelda characters have looked.Nintendo wasn't thinking about making Mario hyperrealistic for Super Mario Galaxy.Super Mario Odyssey had hyperrealistic humans.We are now in a different era in which Nintendo is now trying to follow trends of Triple-AAA games. And it's not like one-offs like Sunshine or Other M. No, every new Nintendo Switch 2 game is following Triple-AAA trends, as if they are going all-in.Not many people were expecting Nintendo to give us hyperrealistic Fox McCloud after what we saw him look like in the Galaxy movie. But, we got that because Nintendo is trying to appeal to those who play Spider-Man, or Horizon, or Death Stranding, by using their IPs.Back in the 1980s, SMB1 and Zelda 1 were that time's equivalent of Triple-AAA games.Now, with 4K graphics, Super Mario and Zelda can get up there with God of War, Wolverine, and Elder Scrolls.
This is a shitpost, right? No one could seriously, honestly think like this, can they?
>>574525074He's right.
>>574525074It's genuine. This guy is at like 4900 posts with that trip.
>>574525229Okay so he's severely autistic then or something.
>>574525213Thank you.What do you think are the chances of 3D Mario going realistic?Will it go for realism, or will it go for the animated film look like Bananza, but with more detail?
>>574525641The worlds/levels will be hyperrealistic but the characters will look as realistic as the movie versions
>>574526043Yeah, I do think that the characters will be as realistic as the movie.I doubt that the character designs will be designed the same as the movie version, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAp3M3VZV6g
>>574528268Don't shill here.
>>574526043sounds terrible
probably gonna get shit for this but does anybody else not like oddessey that much?I mean it's decentlike the maps and worlds feel weirdly placed or introduced, and some are tiny, yet the game tries to make it feel like a massive adventure where things are so unique and brimming with soul. like cloud kingdom could've been a whole massive kingdom with lakitus, huffpuffs and it could've been amazing. You could finish an entire world in less that 15minutes I feel. Donkey kong bananza did the whole adventure with a companion much better in every single way other than the game being a bit too easy and the controls being a bit lacking.I also just don't like how enemies in oddesey are just power ups and some enemies aren't used at all and instead you get a generic frog over iconic ones.
is emulation talk welcome here yes or no
>>574541067go ahead
>>574541067No. We aren't anti-Nintendo grifters who emulate here. Buy the games or fuck off.
>>574545162>We
>>574545162emulating games that don't affect nintendo's wallet isn't grifting
>>574492128Fair enough.
>>574545419>emulating games that don't affect nintendo's walletYou should be playing them through NSO and paying the subscription fee instead of scamming Nintendo. Grifter.
>>574548126>>emulating games that don't affect nintendo's wallet>You should be playing them through NSO and paying the subscription fee instead of scamming Nintendo.And when they're not on NSO?
>>574512608In my opinion, best non-final laps for Knockout Tour Rallies are:>GoldenLap 2 or Lap 5>IceLap 1>MoonLap 4>SpinyLap 2 or Lap 3>CherryLap 1 or Lap 4>AcornLap 5>CloudLap 4>HeartLap 2>DrillLap 3, Lap 4, or Lap 5>BoomerangLap 3 or Lap 5For worst laps, it's:>GoldenLap 1>IceLap 4 or Lap 5>MoonLap 1>SpinyLap 4>CherryLap 3>AcornLap 3>CloudLap 1>HeartLap 1>DrillLap 1 or Lap 2>BoomerangLap 2
>>574548210Excitedly wait for them to be added, of course! What are you, a thief?
>>574549523You're doing a bit.
>>574555589Princess Bit.
>>574541067sure as long as it's mario related but you're not gonna find much use of it doing here, you're better of going to the emulation general.
>>574545162M8, i met people who don't even play the games or emulate them. They just enjoy the characters they see and hang around.This is usually tertiaries, normalfags, or just lazy primary fans.
>>574564243>M8, i met people who don't even play the games or emulate themThey're better than the people who emulate the games. They don't steal from Nintendo.
chances on this guy being the "let this general die" and the "don't shill here" guy?
>>574567289Whether it is or isn't, I just conflate every anon who tries acting like a thread mod and telling people what they can and can't post as the same person.
>Stealing from Nintendo good actuallyDid someone link here from /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGnV5CxC3CQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmwWdvzqBk
>>574568553I miss Luigi before he got sanitised.
>>574568770All the characters did, anon.
>>574568770even before luigi got sanitized he wasn't doing headcanon randomness like that
Here is my stance on Nintendo emulation and homebrewing.>Switch 2No. Both emulation and homebrewing will put you at risk for a DMCA from Nintendo, and you don't get Nintendo account benefits when running games in an emulator. However, Switch 2 emulation and homebrewing are both not possible, nor may they ever be.>Switch 1No. Both emulation and homebrewing will put you at risk for a DMCA from Nintendo, and you don't get Nintendo account benefits when running Switch 1 games in a Switch 1 emulator.>Wii UNo to emulation, yes to homebrewing. You can enjoy Nintendo account benefits on your Wii U while it is homebrewed and has a game repository application that allows you to install Wii U titles for free. You don't get Nintendo account benefits with a Wii U emulator.>3DSNo to emulation, yes to homebrewing. You can enjoy Nintendo account benefits on your 3DS while it is homebrewed and has the hShop and/or Ghost eShop applications that allow you to install 3DS titles for free. You don't get Nintendo account benefits with a 3DS emulator.>WiiNo to emulation, yes to homebrewing. You can enjoy personal Mii benefits on your Wii while it is homebrewed and has the USB Loader GX application that allows you to play Wii games from a USB thumbdrive. You don't get personal Mii benefits with the Dolphin Wii emulator.>DSNo to emulation, yes to homebrewing. You can install DS games on your 3DS, or insert a DS multicart into your 3DS.>GameCubeYes to emulation, no to homebrewing. The Dolphin GameCube emulator offers enhancements, and it lets you connect any controller that you want to play. Homebrewing a GameCube is pointless if Dolphin can run on Windows gaming handhelds.>GBA, N64, SNES, GBC, GB, and NESYes to emulation, no to homebrewing. Any Nintendo system before the DS is better off being emulated with emulators that offer enhancements and allow you to connect an endless variety of controllers. They can be emulated on Windows gaming handhelds.
>>574577196you don't 1-up until page 10
>>574568553>3 mamasi don't like woke shit
>>574572623Being the culmination of all of the negative emotions from Nintendo's Fuck Luigi era was an inspired choice for the Final Smash. Plus, in lore Super Paper Mario made him the person destined to host the Chaos Heart which shows that he had a lot of darkness in his heart.
sick
>>574574448No one cares about your blog.
>>574593968Dramafag... We accept the Paulinechad here.
>>574577483I can't get over the fact that this thing is just called Baby Fat.
I want an option to turn off the trick system in MKW.
>>574608078I've wanted that option since tricks were introduced.
>>574608447I just think it kind of ruins the whole point of racing when you can just ignore the course for the most part. It's also obvious how these tracks were not designed with the people pull off in mind.
Man, this still sucks…
>>574609886Based
>>574609886It's interesting how there's nowhere near as much outrage about Nintendo pulling the plug on a game people have paid money for compared to when other companies do it.
>>574612096people don't give a shit about tour
>>574612096>It's okay when Nintendo does it
>>574609886Pain.
>>574612827based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rOflIJMmv8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yY_dOlwgyc
>>574612096nobody played it but people played mario 35
>>574612096Nintendo killed Tour to protect the sales and market position of MKWorld
>>574609886To be fair, Nintendo immortalized a lot of Mario Kart Tour in MK8 dlc before closing it.
>>574594034Thank you.
>>574622040Must be hard for you having to wait out your ban here. Can't shitpost to your heart's content. Can't continue updating the other shitposters with your chris-chan tier shenanigans. What a rough, miserable experience.
>Emile's next let's play is M&L Dream TeamIt's one of the games I've never actually played. I think I'll buy a copy and give it a try.
>>574612096Nobody really cares about Mario Kart Tour. The outrage will happen when Fire Emblem Heroes eventually shuts down. Plus, the only stuff actually "lost" from it shutting down is some costumes, one track that'll probably be DLC for World and a bunch of variations of already existing tracks.
>>574638702>Nobody really cares about Mario Kart Tour. The outrage will happen when Fire Emblem Heroes eventually shuts down. Plus, the only stuff actually "lost" from it shutting down is some costumes, one track that'll probably be DLC for World and a bunch of variations of already existing tracks.>Fire Emblem Heroes Total downloads>11 million Mario Kart Tour Total downloads>160 million total downloads with 500,000 downloads in the past 30 days.Yeah...no.
>>574639052Fire Emblem Heroes has a more dedicated, active playerbase that actually spends money. This is why the game is almost 10 years old and why Mario Kart Tour had to be shelved for being unprofitable. When Fire Emblem Heroes shuts down you're going to have people realise about the thousands upon thousands they wasted on that game, whereas despite being a gacha Mario Kart Tour didn't capture people like that.
Mario!
>>574638487Don't shill here>>574638702>>574639052>>574639295>Gacha Fire Emblem shill
>>574641920oh pipe down you
>>574638487Seconding, don't shill here. Also homebrew a copy, don't buy.
>Seconding
>>574642340why is buying a copy a problem if you have the money for it>>574638487do what you want with your money
>>574585845>Being the culmination of all of the negative emotions from Nintendo's Fuck Luigi era was an inspired choice for the Final Smash. Plus, in lore Super Paper Mario made him the person destined to host the Chaos Heart which shows that he had a lot of darkness in his heart.Still a lot of headcanon randomness, along with how the whole thing looks. It'd be one thing if it directly referenced the Fuck Luigi era (like "all the namecalling and demeaning from the past decade caused this" or something) for a meta joke, but Luigi himself never felt ill will toward his brother. On top of that, the Luigi shame era's most consistent moments were from other characters.
>>574642724>why is buying a copy a problem if you have the money for itThe 3DS cartridges are pretty bad. All of them are destined to die much earlier than your typical cartridge from the DS and before. I think the Switch uses a similar type of memory but there hasn't been problems with it yet.
>>574642781>It'd be one thing if it directly referenced the Fuck Luigi eraIsn't that what the trophy says by saying that it's "a reflection of the dark side he embraced in his brother's shadow"? It's saying that it's the culmination of every other character shitting on Luigi during the Fuck Luigi era because that's where all of the Fuck Luigi moments come from, being Mario's player 2. Even if he doesn't feel ill will towards Mario, every Toad demeaning him bounds to take a toll.
>>574642921my 3ds cartridges from last decade are still kicking along with ds
>>574424189Yoshi and Mario are faithful pals.
>>574612096Because it is a gacha. Gachafags know that their game will eventually shut down and they will have nothing to show for the thousands they have spent gambling on jpegs.
>>574619245>protectlol
>>574568553Swapping this for a Luigi's Mansion wholesome chungus reference was when Smash lost its soul
>>574643616That's good for you, but they're ticking time bombs. You're obligated to homebrew 3DS games and to only buy cartridges if you want to collect them and don't care about playing them.
>>574656468LM won, you lost
>>574658516The gay competition.
>>574656468>>574663908>I hate the actual games and just want fanfiction tier shitSmashtards everyone.
>>574656468>Swapping this for a Luigi's Mansion wholesome chungus reference was when Smash lost its soulsmashfags are delusional
Can smash trash fans critique/shit on their game without detracting from the canon sources for once.
>>574666417>>574667154Sorry I don't speak /v/jeet. Why are you so angry at the idea of a game not being a bunch of jangly keys for you to point and clap at?
>say modern smash games have no soul>AAHHH YOU ARE A SMASHFAG WHO HATES MARIO GAMES EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT MAINLINE MARIO GAMESI knew Luigi fags were actually faggots but holyshit.
>>574673070>>574673070>Sorry I don't speak /v/jeet. Why are you so angry at the idea of a game not being a bunch of jangly keys for you to point and clap at?Buzzwords already? Why do you hate characters using things they actually use? Why must everything be fanfiction for your agenda.
>>574673612>Why must everything be fanfiction for your agenda.You can't really accuse people of using buzzwords then write this sentence.
>AAHHH YOU ARE A SMASHFAG WHO HATES MARIO GAMES EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT MAINLINE MARIO GAMES>literally said "Swapping this for a Luigi's Mansion wholesome chungus reference" like a compete smash shittersmashfaggots have no self awareness
>>574673834Luigi's Mansion is a spinoff, you dumb secondary.
>>574673767>You can't really accuse people of using buzzwords then write this sentence.Nothing from "Why must everything be fanfiction for your agenda." is a schizo buzzword like /v/jeet, or a typical buzzword like jangly keys
>>574673992It is actually since you are completely misusing the words agenda and fan fiction but it is pretty obvious you are very emotional.
>>574673973>Luigi's Mansion is a spinoff, you dumb secondary.oh you're actually playing dumb now, dishonest smash secondary , even then luigi's mansion 1 was made from the main team and is literally part of luigi, more evidence of you shitting on the actual games for your smash fanfics
>>574674143>It is actually since you are completely misusing the words agenda and fan fiction but it is pretty obvious you are very emotional.You're dumb to think that and I'm not literally spamming all caps of delusions in my head like you are and calling everyone jeets, projector
All this because shitposters hate that people loved 00s Dark Luigi. They must hate Super Paper Mario.
>>574673973Luigi's mansion is inhouse and its lore was used in mario mainline games from the very beginning, wtf are you on about.
There is something particularly funny about Smash Derangement Syndrome sufferers hating smash bros and calling it's players secondaries but then shitting themselves if the Smash games don't consist of a series of references for them to gawk at.
>Actual game derangement syndromeOnly smash faggots can be this secondary.
00s Dark Luigi includes Luigi's Mansion and other actual Mario games, which smashfags hate apparently since they don't want characters to be like the characters. Super Paper Mario even did it better.
>>574674628They hate Paper Mario, they hate Smash, they hate the Mario platformers. I wonder why LMfags hate Nintendo so much.
Smash bros predates Luigi's Mansion.
>>574675061>They hate Paper Mario, they hate Smash, they hate the Mario platformers. I wonder why LMfags hate Nintendo so much.Nice projection and trying to stick stinky smash in your hating of the actual games, since even one "le reference" (this means a character being the character) makes the smash fandom whine like little bitches even if it's contained in a out of the way mod, Smashfags hate any game outside of smash headcanon.
>>574675061Luigifags think everything needs to cater to them.
>smashpedos raid the general again instead of reviving their one that died episode
>>574674280I called you /v/jeet because you are a baiting fag who wanted to start some gay argument over literally nothing so he could get (you)s.Well congratulations you can spend your day seething because somebody prefers an earlier entry compared to later entries in a series you claim to hate.
>>574675702>I called you /v/jeet because you are a baiting fag who wanted to start some gay argument over literally nothing so he could get (you)s.Projection and buzzwords again>Well congratulations you can spend your day seething because somebody prefers an earlier entry compared to later entries in a series you claim to hate.You shat on the actual games to prop up your other shit.
>>574675329I like the Mario games. I just don't care about your weird ghostbusters spinoff that you want to use to shit on Nintendo games.
>>574675960>I like the Mario games. I just don't care about your weird ghostbusters spinoff that you want to use to shit on Nintendo games.lying then proving my point
>predatesSmash bros itself changed that shit to a more canon portrayal, Luigi's Mansion, and smashfags whine because a final smash was changed, oh the horror
>>574675824>Projection and buzzwordsYou need to buy a dictionary.
It's a shame Mansionfags think they can hijack Luigi.
>>574676178You keep calling everyone jeets and the entire rest of that comment is exactly projection and buzzwords. >dictionaryTake your own advice.
>>574676120As opposed to the full blown meltdown some kid is having because somebody said they preferred the old one.
>game weeds out the smash secondariesit keeps on giving
>>574676360No I called you a /v/jeet. You really need to learn how to read.
>>574676541>No I called you a /v/jeet. You really need to learn how to read.That's a buzzword, projector.
>>574676376>As opposed to the full blown meltdownYou mean the person now trying to erase Luigi mansion from history because his cringy final smash was changed
>>574676683>trying to erase Luigi mansion from historyYou are mentally unhinged.
>>574676291I'm still waiting for one of them to tell me why they care what Luigi's final smash is in a game they claim to hate.
>>574676820>Backpedaling your foolishness against the series games like Luigi's Mansion
The buzzwords started here by the way >>574656468Why do smashfags hate the games smash trash takes from so much?
>>574677124It's like Luigi's Mansion's existence takes away their health.
I feel like if he just said they didn't like the change in non extremely shitposty way, there wouldn't be an argument here.
>>574677721Maybe LMfags shouldn't have thrown a tantrum over his post in the first place. Who the fuck gets this upset over the wholesome chungus meme.
>>574678724>Who the fuck gets this upset over the wholesome chungus meme.Cubies. This has the same energy as the sunshine guy who thinks people praising Galaxy is a direct insult to Sunshine.
>>574678985Fuck off Shitxy Fag.
>>574678985Why do you hate Gamecube so much?
>>574678724You were clearly using it to shit on them acknowledging a game's existence, not in the harmless way.
>>574678985>Cubies. This has the same energy as the sunshine guy who thinks people praising Galaxy is a direct insult to Sunshine.You do know both sides of the argument have a gamecube game that gets praise. Your gamecube derangement syndrome only confuses things more.
>>574680574I'm sorry you were harmed by that post.
>>574679862Only one Luigi's Mansion game. I don't know why Nintendo hates Nintendo so much that they refused to make every game Luigi's mansion.
Just another picture perfect day atop Mt./smbg/!
>>574684595
>>574685663
Whackaposter really needs to get a helmet already
>>574697113i keep forgetting the dkc enemy animals are allies to the kremling krew and aren't just aimlessly against you
>>574697113The spinoff we need but don't deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmS0pj6tWKI
>>574708161good game
>posted that Luigi's Mansion won>leaves>come back to entire argument after i lefti keep doing this, why do i have such powers?
never even
always even
3-up.
Mario's down+b tornado was better than Fludd.
>>574744593Yes, but that's because FLUDD is a pretty terrible move in Smash. It's basically a reference to the spin jump from World anyway.
>>574744593>Mario's down+b tornado was better than Fludd.it's on his down a now you greedy smashfag
>>574745151Both spin, but the down b was better for recovery. FLUDD really needs replaced with something, or at least entirely reworked.
>>574745151That's what I was confused, like he still has both. Next nothing complaint is that coins coming out of his up b references that games too much.
>>574745472Mario doesn't need that with his aerial movement and good up special. The recovery down b was given to Dr. Mario instead. Fludd can be reworked I guess, maybe a icon gimmick that switches nozzles.
More 3d Mario news (or rumors) soon...
>>574748149oh yeah, good
https://x.com/dynamo_toon/status/2079216205735334165
>>574751479My goombas.
>>574748149NO!!!
>>574748149Why a DK Coin and not Funky? The event's even on the Resort Layer
>>574748149what's left at this point?zebra bananza, candy, funky and something else to fill?
https://gofile.io/d/e29YLbMario Kart World - (Free Roam Update 7 - Mario Kart Super Circuit, Mario Kart Double Dash!) - Nintendo Music (2026-07-20)If anyone wants
>>574760149I was watching Uncle Al's stream and when he went to the Animal Buddy section after getting Ellie he pointed out how there's actually space for two more statues, the most likely candidates being Squitter and WinkyWe could also get Professor Chops or Xanabab, maybe more Kremling kharacters like Kass, Kip, or Kalypso
>Kiddy is coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlNXKM3sHWU
smash cringe
Luigi is in more games than just smash bros you know
>>574771242bitch
Who here wants to hear about the implications that the OoT remake has for the next 3D Mario?
>>574773631>banned again, in a quickly deleted porn thread this timewow, unluckyand i mean no one's stopping you
>pauline 3 schizo got hit back to backKek
>>574774434Thank you.If Nintendo makes this OoT remake extra cinematic, it means that 3D Mario 2027 can actually go up against God of War Laufey.Mario and Zelda can finally become Triple-AAA, just like they used to be 40 years ago.
>>574775073People have been saying this shit for over a decade now, let it go.
i do have a feeling voice acting is going to be more of a thing for bigger mario games after bananza and wonder
>>574776591This.I'm wondering if this next 3D Mario will be called just "Super Mario".
>>574783427I remember farming 1-Ups in Super Mario 3D Land.
>>574770114i think Smash Bros Brawl is the only depiction of Luigi with his jeans cuffed, not even the next 2 Smash games did it
>>574783994eel hole
