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>>574271109LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>574271138stash now?
You love to see it
Balding 30yo shota looking for uma gf
wahey
>>574271217I'm a buhi so effectively unlimited
how many sashes do you get per race? do i really have to run it 20 times??
rickey rickey! account brickey!
> They haven't been sashing upChop chop you have time before the new scenario drops
>starting off with a 5 win againDON'T GIVE ME HOPE
So for those who rolled Rickey, a word of note: do NOT buy the Collaborative Graded Races skill she has. That is a speed boost specifically for the new dirt tracks that were added that are not part of the JRAThey have NEVER once been used in a CM afaik
>>574271305wtf
>>574271380you get 1buy them or ask in your club
Digitan LOVE
>>574271514is this true? why does every sloptuber say she has three ezpz greens for dirts then?
shorry, my heart belongs to another dirter
>>574271614Because there's lots of other greens out there
Should I roll for Copano Rickey? This 7 will determine my fate. >if 7 roll>no for everything else
I didn't realize Copano Rickey was that hot
>>574271640Surely your heart is big enough to love two dirters?
>>574271613स्टेगो डीज़ नट्स इन योर माउथ
last number is how many I roll if 0 then I roll 10 and do a roll post again
>>574271380kashiwa kinen only on senior year (replaces victoria mile)mc nambu hai early october (after sprinter stakes both years)
Marrying Rickey
>>574271380x2 event soon
>>574271380you can auto it soon unless you need to run her immediately for some reason
>>574271182why is she so fucking sexo?
I did not get her
I know it's only round 1 but I'm at least confident I'll get into finals.Then finals themselves will be the most important rng check that's out of my control so I dont really care what happens there.
No like I really want to go clothes shopping with Stego and have her try a wide array of outfits. I'm convince she'd look good in anything.
Got two orange luck fortune themed Umas
>>574271613heliostranny isn't that annoying
>>574271795Even if it isn’t, I have a solution
Do you think Ines Fujin has freckles all over her tits?
>>574271795I love wonder acute too!
Tachyon LOVE
let's gooo
Why everyone sexualize China?
It's that easy
Sprint is the coolest CM format, I love having 3 good aces, seeing 2 instantly choke and go 8-9 then cheering as the only one left fights to 3rd then pops 3 ults+1200 guts duel and rapes everyone
damage report /uma/
>>574272086god the director is so fucking sexy
>>574272341Two sexy titty monsters and King Halo is also there
reminder that if you rolled for Rickey you openly support CP
SPECHUD FINALLY GOT A WIN
AH FUCKAccidental first 5 star...
> Bench my 10% WR Bakushin> Dust off a uniquemaxxed sprint Oguri with worse stats that didn't seem too promising in practice> 30% WRStyle S is a meme isn't it? I thought it would achieve better positioning for this CM.
>>574272341wasshaiiiiiiii
>>574272207No
>>57427242534 tickets, haven't even dipped into my carats. Feeling content. Ready for the Tach banner and smaru rerun and also Machan
>>57427242512 rolls
her mouth is so beeeg
>>574272341another one
>Nishino passes an Oguri right at the 200m mark>this causes her to activate her unique and pass me backHow is this fair?
>>574272464THE STRONGEST CHUD
100 PULLS ON HELLO TACHYON
>>57427242520 pulls and a RickeyTime to make her a late surger
I can't even win 1 (one) race....the skill floor increased and I am still underground so it's like everyone got better by x10 and I got better by x2 but I was already not even a regular person but more like less than half a person's worth and skill value...
y-you're not rickey....
>>574272626doubters BTFO
>>574272626it's 60... image is misleading
>>574272506Congrats!
>>574272626nice...
>f2poorfag>50 pulls in>still no Brickey>29k carats leftshould I continue being stupid? I kinda want her but I also want Festa and Acute in ~2 months...
>>574272626THANK YOU BASED CYGAYS
>1st, 2nd, 3rd>all three dueling I came.
>>574272626MY LUCKSHIT WINS AGAIN
What is hint acquisition like in Grand Live? Better than MANT?
>>574272626time to pull for copeano.
>>574272207If she's drawn by a western artist 100%Also her face
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2077883474535489878
>>574272542
>>574272659The fabled "pays for sloptuber uma musume coaching" target
>>574272745wait for the blessed CM reward ninjins, personally tennered W.Curren
>>574272827Bro blow
>>574272819HOEH
So... What parents for CM17? I need to do something for those sashes...
i still don't like the localization
>>574272819>falcoeeeeeeew!!
>>574272819
>>574272819if it were anyone besides shart then i would have tuned in.
>>574272782>it happened againMY DICK.
>his trainee hasn't cultivated the dao of racing and broken through to the do-or-die realmjuniors you disappoint me.
>>574272827
>>574272659anon Ug is stupidly easy for bakushin even through the spam speed/wit careers
HI ANONDACCHI HIHIIHIHIHI
>>57427242582RickeyShakur (new)Cheer Halo (new)Xmax HayahideBonoJordanWedding Air Groove
>>574272525OGuri is the strongest uma this CM, mine has 40% and half those wins she just went first and kept the lead without using Nishino or Taiki unique just by using her ult and dueling whoever gets closeNishino and Taiki actually need to be 3-4th to win, Oguri just doesnt care
>>574272819HOOOEEEEEEH
obviously they couldn't come with falco... many such cases
>>574273070anonchama...
>>574272626Source?
>>574272941>GCOur Grand COCK
>>574272425tennered and got spooked, maybe after cm finals
>>574272941> Brighter Together: Our Grand ConcertLmao
>>574273179my ass
>>574273070I recognize that anon
>>574271182>that guy in the back
>>574272819Our HERO...and Falco
>>574272626where is this from
>>574273193Wait is that my dick
atleast Girls 4 U is kino
>>574273070Thanks, that's more than enough identifying information.
>>574273254>>574272819
>>574273179it`s in the new falco goldshi twitter video
>bannedheh
>>574273179>>574273254https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2077883474535489878
JIGGIE JIGGIE JIGGIEOY OY OY might be the most cancerous one yet https://jiggie.fun/wbAHeP>https://jiggie.fun/wbAHePhttps://jiggie.fun/wbAHeP>https://jiggie.fun/wbAHePhttps://jiggie.fun/wbAHeP
>>574272837wohooo
>>574273115The power of carbs
>>574271613it's just a ritualposter, not an avatarfag. if you don't know the distance then lurk moar.
I could REDEEM Agnussy- I need her for next cm, and I think she looks and acts kinda cute, BUT her gimmick being her obsession with jewish propaganda makes me want to stay away just out of principle. If I were to REDEEM her, it would signal my support for ballrooms and other such hellish horrors.
I arrive solely to post my pull.
The guy posting Transcend is trying to make me fall for her.
12/20 yesterday 13/20 todayIMPROVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
>>574271613stegoposter is so fucking insufferable it hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WtY_3N5m8
>>574272425Me from >>5742690711 free pull, 9 tickets, and 6k carats to make 50 pulls total.
>>574273074i forgot air shakur came out
>>57427347060% wr with dominators
post em
>>574272425first time I've gotten the rate up uma in the first 10 pull
>>574273543HELLO
>>574273465
>>574273235Someone post the LEGENDS image that for some reason Falco is in too
neat
>>574272626Oh nice, they actually did it
>almost 100 pulls>still nothingI think it's time to give up... the feng shui is totally off in my room...
>>574272425Just be lucky bwo, it's that simple
>>574272819EN CONTENT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574273525i don't trust still photographs of japanese women.
Eto... Can i get 100 pulls before LH banner ends? Don't ask what happened to my stash...
>>574272819> Golshi: Ah so you had a team of disfunctional weirdos> Falcon gives a polite answerKek. Based joke horse
>>574273525
>no l*ndon concert ad shownruh roh...
>>57427354315/20
Falco makes some funny faces
>>574271346>>574271102>>574260508>>574271613>>574271792>>574247664
>>574273504Dumb Falcon is pretty cute i guess...
>>574272659you got an SS+ Taiki but next best two were A+?
>>574273465>>574273639Sex and Sex
>100 pulls on tachyonis this real chat
>>574273754That's why Falco is so popular
>>574273070Nice race bro, at least it was here and not in finals
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2077887249513930856
>>574273543Bit of a mess since I remade the whole team after the first day so it should be Oguri + Second Nishino + BakushinGot 16/20 today
what the shit i'm supposed to farm these shit 49 times?
Yay
>>574273504>plus a certain you-know-whoIs this the part where Golshi talks about how torena's cock is amazing, and Falco just sits there with a puzzled look on her face because he never did anything with her?
>>574273542I only used them for 2/4 rounds todayI wanted to see what a 2 Late 1 Pace comp could do2/4 respectively Then I used 2 Late/1 Dom (4)Then Double Dom + 1 Late (3)
I want to fuck Mummy Creek so much.
>Falco couldn't get anyone to cumgrim
>>574272819>falco as first guestyeah they know the global audience
>>574273543Entering group A feeling goodHopefully it stays that way
>>57427354318/20
>>574273926you can buy 30 of the twothen you need to farm
>>574273913we'll get our own winning ms. victoria no worriesgot excited finally seeing a dacchi here since the last one didn't respond to me..
>>574273734explainI'm too lazy to look at deleteds
>>574273917
>>574272941Should have just been Grand Concert, instead of Our Grand Concert
>>574273978I never rolled her, where does the whole "Smart Falcon gets cucked" meme come from?
>>574273543CapPeakEtc.
>>574274096V being jealous again
>>574273734explains a lot
I love NUnity so much bros
>>574273870either 100 or 50/50 between it and teio/tahbo
Nice
>>574274150at the end of her story she tells traina it's ok if he moves on and rails other girls
>>574274176jealous Aboot what?
>>574274090Agree, seeing anons in the wild is berry nice
big show
>>574274150In her ending she's like 5 minutes from getting her back blown out and then says something stupid that ruins it
>>574274110>only $350 for VIP seats and a grab-bagi expect to see all of /uma/ at that 1F section
>inari one, eishin flash, and tosen jorden>no rickeymy feng shui is ominous...
>>574274110>LAI already used my pto nyoooooooo
>>574274434I will try my best to get the VIP ticket
DO YOUR FREE ROLL NOWWhat's her bit?
SHOULD I DO IT BROSREMEMBERIM F2PI HAVE NO MORE WAYS TO GET CARATS FOR AGNES TAHCYON
>>574274280Ambushing Chrono in the wild and raping her
>>574274218>t*io wit not shownplease please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
>>574274568shotacon2hu in disguise
Lineup for the L.A. Live just dropped. Also tickets go on sale July 23rd, are you going /uma/?
I can't wait to roll 100 for nothing and slowly wait 10 days to spark
>>574274568get 6 green skills and she turns into a super saiyanotherwise she is somewhat unremarkable
>find another anon>we both lose to the third playerHehe... sugoi...
>>574274584no of course not
>>574273543Not that good...
>>574274441I mean the more you read into feng shui the more it makes you tilt your head and go "wait, people actually BELIEVED this shit for millenia?"Like if you ever wonder why Chinese cities of old were built effectively as circles with 4 gates at the walls on cardinal directions, that wasn't just practicality, they literally thought it channeled leylines and if you don't do it then it causes disasters to happen
>>574274584you're not getting anything usable with 20k on tachyon so why notyou're going to be an open league cutie for GL anyway
I love Rice
>>574273543#Currenmaxxing#CurrenCute
HOLY SMOKES BORSI'M ON A HOT STREAK
>>574274664bwo you do your 300 upfront and wait to finish it
>>574274708>>574274796whaty about the TICKETS...my other fren GOT HER with 40 pulls...
>>574274218Please give use the full 100 and not Te*o
>>574274110Teio Kitasan is better than Almond Eye Forever Young
>>574274947nigga ur brickedmy unironic suggestion is to just skip GL and hoard/afk until ramonu
I already booked a hotel but I might not go only because the cast list is so boring. I don't know why they act like people don't know more Uma than the ones in global. They've been putting up online streams, we've seen the other girls, why this stale cast? I'm going to have to just fucking find someone to get me a Japanese phone number again so I can just go to a JP one, this shit is sad.
Ho hee hee hoo~
>>574274568>What's her bit?Have you tried looking at her story chapters?>>574274584>>574274947Nigger you have 7 tickets what the fuck are you going to accomplish with those besides fuel your gambling addiction before you quit the game?
120 pulls and only one umaAnd it's not even Rickey...I only have 600 carrats left...
>>574274947just do 30 pulls and if you don't get her stop, 300 pulls for tach is fine if you have crystals
>>574273926just request them from your clubmates bwo
>>574274660nyo, I might go to the Lo*don one but then again, I'd rather not die
Magic isn't feng shui, get out of here
>>574273525>>574274660>No Creek’s VASad…
Literally fucking who? Useless bitch.
>>574275278don't shay that....
>>574272506she doesn't understand any of those equationsit's all greek to her
>character whose defining trait is luck and fortune>everyone fails to have good luck to get herThis is a bad omen...
>>574273543
>>574275278the BEAST of the mejiro clan
>>574273070>remove follower>unfollowNooooticing
>>574274660um, where is the london ad....? bongbwos....?
>>574275278The sexiest Mejiro
>>574275278You don't deserve her
>>574273543Tried to make a better Ryan, but she performed the same.34/40, went 18/20 today. So much for the lottery CMLate is so fun after the patch, just slap a ton of late race on Oguri/King and watch them zoom past everyone. Even if they miss most of their accels
>>574275350The bad luck on pulls will sway your Karma into getting good luck for the finals
Guys I think I'm a lolicon.
>>574274690I cba, I just skip nowI didn't even know I beat my danchud yesterday
>Brian20 pulls>S Spe1 Pull>Dober200 pulls>Rickey21 pullsI'm noooootocing something
>>574275278the dumbest mejiro and that's saying a lot.
>>574275489after the LA concert you hasty lad
>>574275212I WANNA GOO GOO BABIES SO BAD
>>574275095Who taught Oguri to butcher Santa's iconic laugh?
>>574274660I'm not paying 4 grand for flights to an idol concert brochacho
>>574274660I would go to the london concert if it wasn't in.... you know.... london...
>>574275617You're already marked by Spe bro
SUZUKACHADS TAP IN
>>574275090>cast is boring>why global umasanon, these hags have been out of a job for awhile. just let them have their farewell tour, you heartless fuck.
>>574275212She would convert the entirety of LA into manbabies and womanchildren so it's safer not to bring her
>>574274660I'm not paying 4 grand for flights to an idol concert brochachoMaybe if they suddenly announce a leg in Singapore
Falcon not so smart. In fact she's just Falcon.
>>574275791women should be seen not hea->rudolf
>>574274660pasa's va is as white as she is
So many UGs without even the right accel inherits
>>574275090Cocko tarumae is there, I'm sure they just asked everyone and that list is all the girls willing to travel to 'murica
>>574275589Oguri is so broken it's unrealFree wins...
>>574274660for me, personally, it's el condor puta or haru urara. i have no idea who hokko tarumae is.
Yae
>>574275975what are the right ones t. making racers1 for pace 2 for late
>>574275791holy fuark I kneel...
>>574275605
>>574271182the fang...
>>574274742they also believe eating shriveled tiger penis or snorting rhino horns gives you a boner to this day, so the retarded beliefs continue unabated
Teio alone is yugeNot $350 + flight to Cali yuge though...
>>574275791Post your suzu, I haven't gotten more than 3 wins with her so far
>>574276165
>>574276084Pace is just blooming and shooting for victoryLate is pump and blooming. Personally I just skip pump and larp as a pacer with blooming + sfv and OYL anyway. Instead of hitting 6 I try to hit 4
>>574273525I haven't played global in a while, are all these girls even in the game yet?
How do you respond without making her cry?
>>574276204No that comes from just denial that it's all the chemicals in the ground and water from rapid unregulated industrialization that's causing their boner problems. Because that being the problem would mean they fucked up in that regard and all that progress came at a price.
>>574276296They are either anime or global characters (except Hokko Tarumae who is a big fat ???????????????????)
>>574276397does she say copa as her speaking quirk?
>>574273525SHES COMING HOME
does brickey actually say copa like a pokemon
>>574276394>Hokko Tarumae who is a big fattitty monster from Tomakomai
>>574276370
>>574276247I love dants so much...
>>574276650Don't lie, you just want to fuck her tits
>Uma Musume concert >in EN>No GoldshipHard fucking pass what a shitty castLike you put all the basic of bitches but don't put THE basic bitch?
>>574276650that's a STALLION
LAISU WIN
>>574273525its not easy living on the east coast
>>574274034Yeah we LOVE Falco!!!
>>574276740I don't JUST want to fuck her titsI'm weak to normal girl umas like Ines and her and spe
>>574273673Having been there, the average Japanese woman who cares about their looks in Japan is very pretty. But they're also wearing god only know how much makeup
>>574276763gold ship is busy coaching his son to win the larc that month
>>574276740Tits are for groping, umanko is for fucking
>>574273525>golshi, falco, and tachyon promoting the LA concert>their VAs are not part of the LA concertokay
>pulled Rickey with just ticketswtf, I love Feng Shui now
>enter arima with E rank stamina>winPfft yeah, nice "long" race there cygays
bono bwo here i just want to say that my BIG oshi seems to be doing pretty good as a front runner this CM it seems her unique helps her when other front runners pass her on the final stretchhop everyone is doing good as well!keep it buono!
>bricking yourself with rickey>not pulling for the tachyon wit replacementlol, lmao
>>574273543A bit surprised how much Taiki is floundering. Oguri was the one doing worst in testing out of the team.
>got RickeySo I just need to farm green skill parents with auto right?
>>574276390a little from Column A, a little from Column B
This isn't feng shui...
>>574277215How is she so effortlessly sexual?
>>574277190just some bullshit going on in sprints innit
now definitely the most cancerous jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/z6vNRs>https://jiggie.fun/z6vNRshttps://jiggie.fun/z6vNRs>https://jiggie.fun/z6vNRshttps://jiggie.fun/z6vNRs
>>574276864I just checked, it's a 6 hour flight to LA? no fucking way
>>574276394oh, I think I got it, Tarumae appears in Wonder Acute career story, Wonder Acute should release before the LA concert, so Tarumae will be known by then
Fuck feng shui and fuck fortune. We raw dog luck as god intended
WHAT THE CRAP YOU'RE NOT RICKEY
>>574277215/uma/:>"oh my god guys, SR tachyon is SOOOO strong it's unironically the best SR in the game!">direct powercreep to tachyon drops>/uma/ doesn't carecurious.
>>574277215Just get lucky with copies on the Tachyon Light Hello banner gwocho
>>574277190based, good luck bonoanon
Stop insulting my wife
>>574276370Doing feng shui with Rickey by rearranging every furniture in the room by having hot sweaty sex on them
>>574277469tell that to the people who failed to get ayabe guts, on rateup
>>574273525>TaruTarumae's not even in the game yet. Are they banking on her appeal in Rickey's career?
rearranging rickeys guts after i told her its good feng shui
>>574277446I don't wanna commit to a MLB of a card of a style I won't even use that lasts ONE scenario
>>574277798Sexshin
>>574277446>rolliing specifically for SRsWell show everyone your homework bro
>>574277581She is in Rickey's career? huh, didn't know that
What the fuck are all these S and SS umas. I'm trying to test my lineup here
>>574277581>he doesn't play the game
This isn't Rickey...
>>574277446Unless you started late, most people just won't really need SRs any more
>>574273525EL condor PASA
>>574277215>>574277446And how did rolling for Ayabe guts work out for you?
>>574278106guts card = badwit card = goat
>>574277939Seems like it.
This 37 years old hag is going to America to perform in front of everyone in a cutesy idol costume. Say something nice about her.
I've never gone to a concert like this, so I have no idea about the usual pricing, but still 350 bucks for a front seat seems an absurdity
please tell me rickey and fukku have an interaction if they dont im gonna beat a cygames writer/dev to death with a horseshoe
>have not met a single /uma/dacchi ever since the pre-matching updateThis truly is sovlless update
>>574275589is loguri better than poguri
>>574278246She's literall THE first uma musume, I'm glad she's coming! Missing Gold Ship and Falco ofc.
>>574278274welcome to the exploitative world of idol culture/oshikatsu. The worse part is that fans will eat up these outrageous prices for the sake of "exclusivity". Just watch the recording from the stream that will eventually be uploaded to nyaa
>>574278449>She's literall THE first uma musume???
>My trainee wants to become professional rug cleaner by using only her mouth
>>574278274I'm guessing it's a mix of the cost of getting the best seats and also the goodies rolled into the price
>>574278443poguri is easier to build but loguri is stronger
>>574278405Yeah, there's a small event where Fukku goes to Rickey for superstition consultation despite being older.
>>574278274Going by what Ticketmaster charges for shit that doesn't seem crazy, but I'm guessing they will be scalping those seats immediately if they can
>>574278548do not post MY FREN here
>>
>>574278274It's the best spot to take pictures from.
I love my wife, do you love yours?
>>574278646IT'S JUST SO PEAK
>My trainee wants to leave early to attend gay parade with her girlfriend
good start
>>574278710They play good music!
>>574278646I love this dork>If losing, win>If winning, winShe can't be beat
>>574278183Oh, they gave her a slight bumpkin accent like Spe's. True Hokkaido spirit.
>>574278517She's been involved with the franchise before the creators had fleshed out anything because she's a keiba ona; Lynn is the 2nd.
Guys I think I want to impregnate King.
>>574278097Algebra's outfit is so incredibly erotic
>>574271109>>574271182
It should not have taken me 10 minutes to find that I, in fact, do own Sounds of Earth's base version. But it did. I really wish the sorting feature was a bit better. I also wish I owned more Uma, not having base Sakura Laurel and not having Grass Wonder Fantasy Alt kind of sucks. It's hard finding a good borrow nowadays because there's just so much trash, people have updated and gotten rid of some, or there are really good parents but they have majority pace skills when I need late skills. But then again I'm also retarded and not sure how to properly make parents either.
>My trainee told me her first crush as a kid was Velma from Scoobydoo
>>574278875Built for mating press while I suck her tits.
>>574278817Man she does not look good in the old artstyle compared to CinGray
>>574278548Is it gay to fuck your bro?
>>574277215>rolling for SRs when even f2poors are about to be running 6 SSR decks
>>574278898>t.
>>574278934Velma has been lusted after by so many nerds on the internet that at this point Daphne, the old default option, is the contrarian one.
>>574278443Late Oguri has a higher win rate on hakuraku then pace Oguri. Only real data I know on that.I think the other anon is probably right, late likely has a higher potential but it's easier to build a strong pace Oguri
>>574278983S1 anime was very low budget, please understand. Though Super Creek looked pretty good. I just liked looking for Oguri in the background cause she was always eating
>>574278983the old style is dogshit brocingray looks great
>>574278898
it's that easy
>>574279165Good more stacked redheads for me (if anyone else is a stacked redhead here please dm me)
Evens I cook dinner Odds I fuck around
>>574278884>cucked by yuri >>574278934
>>574278274imagine the smell
i had 20 tickets one 10x and one dream, and i still got her and the teio outfit from the anime
>>574278692I love my wife, tooHappy for you, anon
>>574279205It can look unintentionally great at times
>>574279192>Super Cheat>>574279318Make my sandwich, bitch
35 tickets, got nothing, not using carats on herat least i'm not rolling on any other uma this yearmay you spook me my sweet shotacon
Stop posting Transcend, I'm a married man
umm Rickey!!!???
>>574273543Somehow I went 20/20 today after going 15/20 yesterday, sprint CMs are something else
>>574272626Everyone has 15k carats to MLB her right?
>>574278246I would nakadashi her
6 days until content. for now, it's time to farm dirt sashes
>>574278692I hate my dumb potato bitch wife
>My trainee keeps two of her nails short
>>574278983>>574279205>>574279192I can't get over how Cafe looks in this screenshot.
>>574279629Can one of the rollers comment on this? Are there scenes like this in her career?
>>574278246She's going to get raped by fat Americans
Shiraoki-sama claims another soul
8 and you all have an auspicious day!
>>574279785At least she doesn't keep one nail super long, that means she does coke
>did a couple 10 rolls on Rickey out of impulse>only RudolphOk I learned my lesson I’m not a lucky person ;_;
>>574279461Making meat buns because fuck you
oguri is not a cuck she does not want to fuck kitahara she likes running and making friends and thats that (she only want to fuck me because ill teach her about sex)
>>574271109Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>574279794Ugly artstyle
>>574279858The next level of the G urara strategy
>>574271396rickey rickey account brickey! at least I got dobersex too...
Rice and frens
>>574279712Carats? What are those?
>>574279960Fuck off
>>574279047https://www.iwara.tv/video/a3iPQudD0nvKM0/transcendas long as you say no homo
>>574280007You're ugly too and we don't point it out, you could learn from our example
>>574279919Umama and the boys
>>574279712Tachyon is NOT stacked like that.But if I tell her to develop the right potion...
>>574280094>when the STD test comes back positive
>>574278898?
>>574280186>defending shit art>>>/ic/
Okay you know what, I'll take this and wait for Tachyon Hello
There's no point in continuing. Since they're wlw, my trainees would just abandon me like every other person in my life. Out of the 100+ umas not a single one would be an exception. Fat western d*kes won just Iike Cygames intended. My spirit has been broken.
Curren only fucks with a condom on, not even her trainer can hit it raw which means she's still a virgin
>>574280330Learn to take a joke you stupid faggot, do the world a favour and kill yourself
>>574280301Man I work at a hospital at nights and at least a few times a week people come in for an STD check. It feels like this is an easy problem to avoid.
>>574280169Based>>574280347>fatfuck
Speed star is so dogshit, why did they make this 1.8s.
>>574280458Holy
>>574280458Why did Cygames make her a lesbo?
>>574279629>copano rickey's personality and look remind many fans of lina inverse from slayersjackpot
>>574277215Very sexual boy you are posting there.
>>574280443Nyo
>>574280545
>>574280359
heeeeeeeeeeeelp
>>574279919Who is the gayest one here?
>>574280545Cue the event from Acute's career with Rickey asking if Acute is immortal
>>574279960Fuck on
>>574280647God she even acts like a grandma
>>574280545Why is there nothing but yuri scene after yuri scene in her career?
>>574280647show me her gaping umanko dripping with semen.
>>574280545>>574280647Both need to be sent to the glue factory
>>574280663Please stop posting this out of character trash.
>>574280429This doesn't apply to ojisans, specially if they're dark skinned, balding or fat. They get to cum inside every night, the sperm of multiple men swim in her pussy all day while shes with her trainer.
>the yuri autist woke upits sea hours I see
"tamamo could you help me sign up for next year classes i dont know how to use a cohm-piuter""oguri i have no idea either"
>>574280735Penises disrupt the mana paths in her feng shui, she's merely doing what the tea leaves say
>>574280663shorry I'm a happy man with air groove now das rite i'm fucking ur mom
>>574280517Cause it'd be too strong at certain tracks
I feel like the guy that is shitposting right now is the same guy that got banned in this very same thread and now he is angry lol
>>574280868I washed my penis at the fork of a river beneath a tree in the light of a full moon now bend over
>>574278274It's really not. I wanted to go see Royal Blood a few years ago and general seats were going to be 200 dollars per ticket.
I jokingly called my trainee her preregistration name and she started talking about how I need to take responsibility
>>574280961hag sex sag hex
>>574280545>>574280647Acute is a cute but her roommate is better
>>574280663She's going to fuck our childhood friend
>>574280961Who is this sexy uma
-3 affinity
>>574281136The first Triple Crown in Japanese historySt. Lite
>>574280961SEX WITH SAINT LITE
>>574280961>>574281041No hags
Pampering Duo.
>>574281049Bro's not coming until next year, man.
>>574281221>1941Surprised they had time for the DAHBY
>>574280598Here's Rickey drawn by the Slayer's illustrator.
>>574281161Get fucked
>>574281225
>>574281287They only didn't race in 44 and 45
>>574281248>Mom>GrandmaWho are the pampering big sis and daughter
>>574281221A FUCKING BRITON
Why are chudcels playing a lesbian horse game made for fat western dykes that want yuridonna to lap at their yeasty herpes holes?
>>574281161>Not parenting in MANT
>>574281349Looks like AI
>>574281349Is the nipple necessary
Chocolate milk is good for you.
>>574281482i will never click on mant ever again
>>574281404She still pulls (you) by force regardless, so it doesn't matter, you're still becoming gorilla fodder.
[-]
>>574281373Daughter is Mayano, if any uma would accidentally call you dad, it'd be her.
>Mambo>with Mambo as profile uma>Mambo in descriptions>inside a club named MAMBO>is the leader of the club named MAMBONow this is what a true Mambo club should look like
>>574281349its peak
>>574281482post your mant parent runs RIGHT NOW
>>574281517of course
>>574281565Orfevre exist
>>574281648But would they be a SLUT like Mambodanchou?
Are Mant parents even good if they’re can’t get ignite skills?
>>574281648ok but is mambo on his team trials team and his borrow parent and his borrow support card
>>574281373Big Sis would be Verxina.
rickey more like lickey
>>574281782it's called looping gwo...
soon the softest and cutest uma will be with us first time ill spark an uma if i have toill be running my BIG kamioshi and MEGAne oshi in all CMs because i love them both a lot
>>574281648The real killer was probably that the only Mambo fan in our Mambo club already left for /Uma/ Club
>>574281648>doesn't have Matikanetannhauser Completionist as trainer title
>>574281287D-D-DahDAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYY
>>574281782Good for minmaxxing affinity after you have a good loop going
Is the card that bad that noone's even talking about it?
>>574281968Still a better Mambo enthusiast than our fake Mambo
>>574273543almost an even split
>>574279629I'm a shota torena...
>>574282002I prefer the one where she's erupting
>>574282025yes
>>574281931what are your thoughts on yamanin zephyr
>>574282025It is worse than the original
>>574281968Ours doesn't even have anything Mambo related
>>574282025There's a reason why everyone is talking about Seiun scratching her ass instead
>>574282142Erupting with joy knowing the DAAAHHHHBBBBBYYYYYY is soon
>>574282160>2 guts bonus>10 te>1 sp bonusThis is bad how?
>>574282115sex sexo>>574282416sex
What weather is dirt cm? Sunny?
>night racesfinally
a preemptive jiggie before the next one is solved bc im about to step outcurrent jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/z6vNRspreemptive jiggie: https://jiggie.fun/qaRU6s>https://jiggie.fun/qaRU6shttps://jiggie.fun/qaRU6s
>>574282529yes
I will never look at a DIRTER, good umas run turf only.
I'll never participate of any jiggie or jong
>>574282450You'll have to spend a lot to get make it usable and there's other shit you need to pull for, RETARD.
>>574282674Mahjong is a psyop. No one knows the rules and make them up as the game goes on
>>574282674>added to the jiggie pics folderyou will now indirectly participate
It's never fast learner/S distance...
>>574282791He came third so not too bad
>>574282176i would love to play her story because shes a calm sweet uma but as of right now i dont have any concrete thoughts about her
>>574282849Oh no haha
>>574282674>>574282773are there jongers in here? bc i jong and wanna join and im also the jiggie guy
>>574282981>are there jongers in here?Yeah, make a soul room and I will play
I want to fuck a soft uma
>>574283086maybe later, about to go get food
PODIUM
>>574283112Fat umas aren't sexy
this thread is boring
>>574283237Yes they are
>>574283252Of course it’s a bore. There’s a ton of buhis here
Is there anything more cucked than raising an umamusume? Imagine training her for 3 years just to have some butch dyke making her prolapse with a 17inch bad dragon dildo
>>574283252no one biting bait?
>>574281221died from decrepitude... :(
>you marry a ningen woman because you want to deal with uma musume bs>your wife ends up shitting out 6 uma musume>all of them want to race
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2048283613998055424/vid/avc1/720x1280/MoUCJzjHPs5L6FKP.mp4me and who
Just got drive-by robbed
>>574283112Thumb made me think this was scat....
>>574283252smooch?
>>574282115sex with brosex with granny>>574282743my cute future CF
>>574283404gwo... I tried so hard not to mention that...
>>574282579Yeah this division hosts their races at night so as to not coincide with JRA races. As someone said yesterday, the downside is sometimes horses can fall asleep in their gate
>>574283384YWNBA UMA
>>574281525that's hot chocolate THO
>>574283350what bait>>574283439wtf nigger
>>574283452>sex with bro>sex with grannyYes to both, and also sex with mom.
>>574283384Kill normies
I like Uma Boobs
somebody teach me how to make my first parents (I've been playing for 1 year now)
>>574283112I don't get it
dont reply to mei dont care for your fake hag "googoogaga" bitch
How many greens does Rickey need again?
>>574283318>the puppet stays
>>574283657just wait 2 weeks and hit the auto button after selecting all the g1s
>>574283718all of them
>>574283657grab good borrow, run cards with skills, run G1s, buy skills and end with +600 stats or +1100 repeat until vid related
>>5742837184 bro, and she already has 2 in her kit (3 if you have enough to unlock the gold version since green golds count as 2)
I FUCKING LOVE NEVER FINISH EVENTS FUCK SUPPORT CARDS JUST GIVE ME NOTHING EVERY GAME
>>574283718enough to make you miss when you were chasing just groundwork greens
>>574283691Transcend would say this.
>>574283371I mean being a trainer with a team of only your daughters sounds fun as hell
>>574283718Not enough
>>574283596so when are you going to kill the grifter artist sydusarts since he 1. admitted he does not and will not play the game and 2. called Urara "Haru"?
>>574283821>green golds count as 2Is this a gaslight? I can't tell
>>574283691based....so fucking zased.....
shame that prematching means that we only get to see these cute animations once per ticket
SHIRAOKI DONT REAL
>>574283735
I'm okay with femdom. HOWEVER. I don't like this googoogaga bullshit, that's just gay.
>>574283969Yes, it's a gaslight.
>>574283691
>pace chaser savvynice kit chinese BITCH
Guys I'm getting the urge to skip Tachyon.
>>574283691>>574284109>B86
you niggas lied to me and said sprint S doesn't matter
every yuri couple is a tragedy, an affront against the heavens: birthing nothing, only actively making the world worse. so why does my happy place, my only comfort, propagate this mind poison?
>>574284246lmao
>>574281648finna leave mambo for this mambo soon if we don't purge the lazy assholes soon
>>574284345Ugly whores
>>574283969they always did, rares are equal to 2-3 commons. for example focus and TTL are enough to activate groundwork since the later counts as 2 skills
rate day 2 of cm16
go homesee thiswhat do?
>>574284345sexdont rly careSUPER SEXkill, simply to spite their annoying fans
>>574284396and the mega cutie Mayachin!
I'm gonna fuck my trainee
>>574284470My cum is probably in that bottle, so it's all good.
>>574273543Day 1: 3/3/2/3, Day 2: 5/4/5/3
>>574284470Crack open a cold one
>>574284636why are you cumming into a bottle that you then put into your fridge?
>>574284345sexsexsexsex
>>574284345My sister, mother, grandmother and daughter...All for SEX
>>574284594Lolis are never cute
>>574284818your sister looks ugly
>4 wit cards>2 triple rainbows>2 double rainbows>50/50 I get even a single rainbow or it’s left emptyProbably the worst career run I’ve seen in awhile
>>574284887Shut up Gentil, no she doesn't
>>574284754Sky and I play pranks on each other like that. One day, I woke up with a scar and one less kidney, and she laughed her ass off. My drinks always taste weird when she's around too. Such a silly prankster uma.
Second time rerolling paid off>"bro stam and sprint???"SHUT THE FUCK UP
liking hags is the most performative fetish ever, in a game full of ripe and ready to blossom girls you willingly chose the rotten ones.
>>574284613Same
>>574285228These are always men, because a cute female cosplayer would show their face. Hell even a twinky male one would
how the fuck do i make an SS umamusume in ura or are you supposed to loop autism it
>>574284556Since my oshi only likes girls, I should have never been born. I am a mistake. I should have never ever been born l should have never been born
>>574285335>urayou dont
>>574285228This some nightmare shit
>>574276208No secrets here besides teamwork.
>>574285228This is some wet dream shit
>>574285374enjoy not having racing spirits
which uma would let toreina ride them (non sexual0
>>574285228This is some lesbo shit
>>574285335Just loop it
>>574285112too much textyou ruined the joke
>>574285335Loop autism itBorrow a good URA starter and get a 2-ish star spirit stam spark, then loop it in Unity while borrowing the Starter again until you have a 7-9 star Stam grandparent to loop on your own without having to spend borrowsBecause of the buffs to looping, it shouldn’t take longer than 1 to 2 days
>>574285228That's a tranny
This outfit really fits everyone. Except Curren for some reason.
>>574285448I have racing spirits waiting on my ggps you cretin. That anon asked how to get SS in URA and the answer is you dont.
>>574285162stam and sprint? lol bwo
>>574285447Correct reaction. She's molding trainer into his best version after all.
>>574285447
>>574285335from what I understand:>do runs in URA until you get racing spirit speed/stam/power/wit sparks on one or more parent runs>use that parent in Aoharu and repeat until you get those sparks on an Aoharu parent>never touch URA again if you don't want to
>>574285454Spechud is so good at giving piggyback rides that people fall asleep
>>574285617>>574285630>gorillafags
>>574285523what are the most important spirit sparks? Stamina and wit? what about speed and power?
>>574285609Rickeyfags work fast.
>>574285515gomen
>>574285617Making out with Gentildonna would be indulgent...
>>574285609LET'S GO RICKEYYYYYYYY
>>574285228I'm scared
HEY WAIT A MINUTEIF MATCHING ALL HAPPENS AT ONCEWHAT HAPPENS IF I CLICK RETIRE DO I LOSE THE OTHER RACES EVEN IF I ALLEGELDY WIN IN THE OTHER GUYS GAME WHERE HE DOESN'T RETIRE?
fent shui is not real
>>574285609>rickey>SSwait a second...
>>574283452I'M TURNING GAY
>>574285764Shina...
>>574285920yeppers
late starting is so fucking gay
I'm not usually around at this time, but there's so much more shitposting during these hours. I kind of like it.
years ago, i was chinese
>>574285920The trick is its not live matchmaking anymore unlike in the past. Game already handpicked your opponents for 5 races
>>574285920It's all fake. If you're a f2p, you get matched with whale ghosts to hammer in the idea of you swiping if you want to compete.
>>574285784Speed is too random and too short of a duration to be that good, but high discount levels are fine—it’s just a low-grade carryover potential skillPower is ok, better numbers than All I’ve got, but different conditions that make it better on backliners. Loop it if you wantRacing Spirit guts is a stupidly gambly accel that relies on duels, put no extra effort into looping itWit is a much weaker THH, with a much shorter duration to go with itStamina is the main target because its a very cost effective velocity skill that is not role locked, same numbers as Full Throttle but cheaper and not Late Surger exclusive
STOP IT, YOU'VE ALREADY BROKEN ME, IM GOING TO ROLL FOR CHEVAL, DON'T DO THIS WITH TRANSCEND TOO
Why the transcend posting?
Fuck me, why is this game filled with high sexual bimbos.I can't stop thinking about their boobs.
>>574286281>>574286250saggy sluts...
>>574285784>>574286329Oh, and Mood is incredibly strongLoop it
>>574286370just roll cheval in 10 bro
>>574286403She's hot. All busty umas are.
Alright speak up which one of you guys made this thread?>>>/trash/83914583
>>574273543been fine so far, but I really need to make a better Nishino
>>574286370
>>574286526Bro stop trying to link us to your literal beastiality thread
>>574285564evil horse I hate you
>>574286461Mood is so hard to get tho
>0.0m differenceHoly shit, so close. The wide swing is the true villain of CM16.
>>574286526This is more /mlp/'s style.
I like how I can see here the teams of most everyone who were in room matches and they're all doing well
Sell me on transcend, all i know is that she's falco's rival
>>574286672That’s why you borrow a URA starter with Mood+
RICKEYLUCKYMINNA DE HAPPY
>>574286684Sad that DH aren't a thing despite the announcers literally asking for them
Man I am very torn on whether I should get this or not.
Looks like free pulls are still split? JP used the same banner as global so it's irrelevant
>>574286903Mejiro Ryan, rape this non-believer.
>>574286903Yeah they are
>>574286873Especially when I can get this.
If your having trouble getting into Group A now would be a good time. Can confirm between me and others it's throwing hours
>rickey was sold as a yearling for basically 25k usdwtf
my secret weapon? shooting star, thank you spechud
>>574286903Cant they sue for false advertising?
COPE RICKEY
>>574286768Why would you pick Mood+
>>574287070Anyone could've won with those tits.
>>574287151What type of milk do I need to buy so I can pretend I'm drinking Taiki milk?
>>574287132I was under the impression that it proved more often, but I might be wrongMood with high star level is probably the same
>>574287239Just buy it directly.
>3 different Club members requested the new sashes
why are all the dirt umas so erotic
>>574286684Is there a way to prevent the wide swing? Maybe something like ignited spirit wit for late race?
Please look at this cute Mejiro Palmer!
Nothing Ventured feels so good>>574287365nyo
volihow did they manage to make every dirt uma so great? (except for falco)is it to make up for the fact you can only use them in 1/5 cms every rotation?
>>574287390Love me some Palmer
>>574287390yees yes ill fuck the shit out of you later, palmerfor now, im busy watching old yt vids and my bro
>>574287314You're the one donating to everyone, good luck with your Rickey sashes FAGGOT.
I'm not sure anything feels quite as good as breaking someone's perfect WR.Except if the one who does it for you...
Always listen to your older sister.
>3* power >2* med>3* ts spark>absolutely fuck all whites yeah ok sure
Impregnating my trainee right after her final race.
>>574287684If my uma oneesan looked like Verxina, I would develop a sister complex and incest fetish instantly as a pubescent little boy...
just lost by a nose to a late wedding mayagonna rebuild my 564 dominator to have hesi late
I love Vodka
>Pull for two bricks>Scenario they're good for gets euthanized early>You're also raped in the Sprint casinoVery dark times for newfags
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
I requested time off in October to play the new Dragons dogma dlc. And then they announce the concert in October literately days after it comes out. I need to save hours for November and February because of family obligations. My horse is going to be on stage singing and ill have to just watch restreams of it. Please bring back her figures or make something with Pasa and ill buy it Cygames so you can see Americans care about her.
7 and I play Uma Any other number I build models
>>574288147time to play!
>>574288010don't forget hesitant end in case you meet one of our sweepyfag
>>574288093Wrong general izunafag
Feels like my fronts are just there to deny pace promotion
>>574288093This Kitasan looks hot
Trainer-san CM run doko
>>574288197LET ME FUCK IZUNA AND WAKAMO FFSGIMME KITASAN FOR GOOD MEASSURE
How can I say no to her schedule shenanigans when she looks at me like this?
Falco with her hair down is so superior
>>574288147My condolences.
>>574287306Taiki's milk... is chocolate?
>>574288323>hair downsex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574288202I get consistent 2nd and 3rd, at least I know I'm ready for LoH (haha)
>>574287894Cute!
>>574288318Flustered Flash when her plans fall apart is CUTE
>>574288093>furshit>woke archive
>>574288167oooh no…..
>>574288532uh oh meltyyyyyyy
I switched to Mint. I wish the thumbnails were better when trying to upload images here and elsewhere. Less bloat, at least.Your CMs going as expected or you getting surprised by one of your racers dominating when they shouldn't?
Give me the requested sashes
>>574288268Nyo
AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S COPANO
What turf S does to an oonige.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=TDiJykn8G8O79lyuocT20ERg
>>574288395
>>574288603As expected, 18/20 both days, looking forward to seeing how round2 goes, I've only lost to wmaya abusers
>>574288682You got it boss, I'll request nothing but sashes for the new races while generating no fans, then secretly talking shit about danchou in the spy discord server to cause club drama
i hope none of my clubmates will brickey themselves...
>>574288742sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574273543>13/20 yesterday>12/20 todaySome legit umas in round 1, but I've gotten smoked more just from late starts and bad witchecks.
The images bwos....
>>574288093I do not like this artist, makes Izuna look too old
>>574288978Bwo...
>>574288978No more Rickey posting
>>574288768>copanofuck off tourist
>>574289056COPA!?
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11803514
COPEno Rickey
>>574288603The Bourbon I made on day one of nu unity is kinda cooking
>mfw oonige hourshttps://litter.catbox.moe/m3b72l.jpg
>>574288504Based. And actually made me laugh.
>>574289303Feng shui umanko feels good
>>573648018>>573648018>>573648018
where new bread?
>>574289575Oguri and Spechud ate it
>>574289489https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11806711
>>574289786>>574289786>>574289786
>>574276390those boner problems have been around for millennia
>>574286461thanks a bunch, I'll do 30 runs and see what I can pull out of my umas' asses. Really appreciate the advice anon, stamina and mood spirits are doable for looping. I already have a stamina spirit parent, I think. I'll borrow mood and see how it goes.
>>574283479it's also because many of the races are during weekdays
>>574287064he also has one of the longest odds for a G1 win ever
>Try to train Taiki>Keepgetting distracted by how bouncy her shuttles areHow did this get into the game
