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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
glue!
*dances*
*ejaculates smelly cum all over thread* so sorry....
feeling a bit pluey ngl
>>574274343You'll have to do more than that if you want to spare me!
Chips ahoy, landfaggots!Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>574274430is that good or bad?
As a male I have been conditioned to be ashamed of my sexual arousal towards women.
>>574274464pluey
>>574274130god I wish that were me
>>574274478What is the context behind the image?
>>574274418And I'm liiiiiiicking iit
MEWFAGS ARE TWITTERFAGS
>>574274504cat mike
does ralsei have a bob
>>574274484Yeah I just saw that on twitter too
Unfortunately I think I do want the black Friend gijinka to fuck me with her four weewees.
>>574274581Ill hold her Yume Nikki.
>>574274350I hate that Toby did this. Ralsei is so cool but Toby can't keep his dick on his pants. KEEP RALSEI BASED. Keep him like an actual serious character, and black.>>574274304Anon I... you might have posted the wrong image...
>>574274581Not bad but we need more void
femboy ralsei femboy asriel[funny third thing]
>>574273860
>>574274623Ralsei's nose is shaped like a fucking pimple
>>574274638do you want a medal
>>574274684and more of the FRIENDs need big ass claws that can rip you apart
>>574274585
>>574274603Anon who the fuck do you think drew 99% of the fanart in this general?
>>574274694femboy player
>>574273878>SauceFrom what I can tell it might be a case of deleted artist because I only found it r34, remember it having a twitter link but all of Yandex/sauce nao/google failed to find it. And I don't remember it being an old image and it's not on there either. Awesome.>>574274069Kind of inspired by >>574260185 post which I think was you, though it was also the vibe I caught when skimming that part of the thread to catch up to present.
>>574274484why is this so funny lmao
are there any good drawfags left
>>574274225Hooman!
>>574274679I love that Toby did this. Ralsei is so cool AND Toby can't keep his dick on his pants. KEEP RALSEI BASED AND GORGEOUS. Keep him like the actual serious character that he is, and let the whole world see just how white and beautiful his uncovered face is. Thank you Toby.
>>574274587https://www.tumblr.com/homerfan1738/822331946990501888it's unclear
>>574274784also true>>574274603so is every other characterfag anon what the fuck are you talking aboutthe amount of /utg/ specific art is like, a fraction of a fraction of a percent>>574274873yea that's what I was thinking too
feeling a bit glooby ngl
post desses
>>574274912I'm going to make your son beg me to cum inside of him.
>>574274923Huh, I really thought it was supposed to be a reference to something else
>>574274774Popping Ralsei's zit and drinking the oily depths sludge that oozes out
>>574274741
>>574274719What do you mean? Also it is Noelle. Also I need more of this images. I only have one.
>>574275031what does it taste like
>>574275003December>>574275006Thanks for making him feel loved
is /v/ still here or nah
Post CH1 era art
>>574275031that's oil
>>574275105hope
>>574275135Yes, 100%Just read the last thread
i kinda do hope asriel is a twunk so i can have my twunk/twink/femboy spread with him and two others
>>574274603Anon 95% of all the art posted in this general is from twitter. Chapter 1 is from twitter.
Toby says he is progressive yet there is no slightly chubby Noelle. Only fags, not fatties, and no Catti doesn't count. I want the doe.
>>574275134Do you have a sauce on this this is fucking awesome
>>574275135Here obviously: >>574274603
>>574275003
>>574275135>>574274603yea
>>574275206the thread will be better tomorrow
friend is making the jax faceyou will see this forever now
>>574275319I know, I never gave up hope
I still can't get over Ralsei's weird grey eyes sometimes, it hurts me because he does that only in important scenes but I don't like itI can't be the only one
>>574275263I don't sorry :c maybe I got it looking for 'dessriel' around twitter?
>>574275142
mid weird noelle
>>574275319you told me this yesterday and the day before
>>574275319Be it 11 hours or 11 years /utg/ will be shitty
>>574274873>Kind of inspired by >>574260185 post which I think was youOh! That post!Yes, anon, that was me! Forgive me for the confusion.Awesome Chara in your post by the way~!
>>574275360I don't know what "The Jax Face" is because I didn't watch that show. All I did was goon to pomni's feet for 2 hours while high and the (very pleasant) experience made it impossible for me to enjoy the show.
>>574275424it will be better tomorrow you have to believe me
>>574275424heytoday is better than yesterdayit's still much worse than last week but, it is better than yesterday
>>574275373unhatted ralsei facesprites in general are a bit weird but yeah that one feels extra weirdI love ralsei and hes my fave regardless but that sprite does feel weirdI still feel bad when hes scared and wanna hold him and protect him and tell him what a precious good boy he is >:
>>574275360Friend is trans and killed his mother intentionally?
How can Deltatune hate straight couples when Kris x Ralsei is the best ship in the game?
THE LIFE FOREVER FOR
>>574275349
>>574275473I also jack off to pomnis feet and thays why I enjoy the horrible showI think youre my shadow self and I have to kill you
>>574275373I like them
>>574261430stinky chinky
Tennabortion
>>574275373It was a weird addition to his look overall.
>>574275135is weed ralseifag still here
>>574275134
>>574275541yaoi coded>but kris is non-bina-yaoi coded
>>574275635This will never get old
>>574272251>>574272845I missed these two posts because I was eating dinner, can everyone go back to talking about Mettaton's pussy?!?!?! please!!!!!!!
can fave give me a favejob now
good luck fags this is what they did to Xenoblade threads
The appeal of Suselle is just a girl seeing you, a shy low self esteem person, and aggressively coming onto you and being really attracted to you and wanting to spend time with you. It's a self insert thing
>>574275446Fuck dude I wish I could FUCK that fucking darkner fox thing
>>574275743
>These crooks are pissing me off>I'm the Original Standwalker
>>574275579What's interesting is how Flowery also has grey pupils when he gets "serious". Too bad there's people who immediately tried to discredit "Ralsei might be a plant" guessing because they didn't like the idea of it, even though there's so much flower shit this chapter and Ralsei is supposedly "getting confused for flowers all the time" and why would all this very specific flower stuff suddenly be brought up especially with how Flowery explains it, plus Ralsei and Flowery's weird jealousy-I don't know if I actually believe in "Plant Ralsei", but fuck people who immediately try to discredit it because it "doesn't line up" and then don't explain what the fuck that means or how.
>The only time that Ralsei was truly happy during chapter 5 was the princess dress-upWhy did Mr. Fox do this?
>>574275668>when you nut but he keeps sucking
>>574275794what exactly happened to xenoblade threads? they got banned on /v/ and the xenoblade general got flooded by /v/tards or what
>>574275758Ralsei is a girl
>>574275758But Ralsei's a girl?*runs away while laughing maniacally*
>>574275794
>>574275882Flowery is a faggot and his entire chapter is filler
>>574275794Every Xenoblade after 1 sucks shit
>>574275373>>574275490>>574275579Worth nothing the grey eyes is very intentional. In chapter 5 it's drawn attention to by him taking his glasses off at the sauna. You see the actual glasses are clearly VERY green, then see his pink eyes with them off. Then he puts the green glasses back on yet you see in his face sprite the frames look black. Something about the glasses are Lightner-y. They render monochrome in the face sprites and consequently so don his irises behind the lenses.
>>574275404Perfect Kris. Looks masculine and mysterious
>>574275887Ralsei was also happy when Kris punctured his prostate, but that happened off-screen.
>>574275882>greyAre you colour blind, that's like olive green
>>574275969hey you're at least partially rightxbcx is one of the worst games I've ever finishedhave no fucking clue what happened there
>>574275490I want to take advantage of his fears, remind him of his dooming fate he'll be forgotten and disappear and all he ever knew was this darkness and his friends will die in the prophecy and he'll do nothing in fear until he's trembling with tunnel vision having trouble breathing so I can whisper in his ear its okay as I rub little circles on his belly fun letting his whimpers turn into small sobs and snifs as I go further down his lower belly
>>574275878Manga name?
>>574275794>Franchise that peaked during the Wii U era
Any tips or videos to watch on drawing in that really expressive cartoony way?
>>574275794Every Xenoblade sucks shit
>>574275938>>574275758yuri coded
>>574275982>nothingNoting. >donD
>>574276063Post examples
>>574276001Kris has a pussy but they used a strap on btw
>>574275373I have no idea if the grey eyes are on purpose or just a mistake cause Toby forgot Ralsei has pink eyes just like he forgot to draw Ralseis horns facing the right way or when he forgot to color Susies teeth yellow
FEED HIM
>>574276046JoJo's Boku No Pico
>>574275882Anon those aren't gray at all>>574276060The wii u game is by far the worst one though.>>574276126we love girlFRIEND
>>574275887
>>574276170cute
>>574275373Flowery also has grey eyes.
>>574276063just make the eyes bigger
>>574276136>>574275982
>>574276170oh my goodness
>>574276223I commanded Kris to drink the entire pool.
Its funny how so many mysteries hinge entirely on Susie being too dumb to ask Ralsei basic questions about dark worlds
>Deltatroons hate the Nintendo RPG with a protagonist that isnt a cuckPredictable
>>574275887The happiest we have seen Ralsei is in chapter 3 when you say his face his cute, and he hides behind his ears. He is euphoric. Ralsei doesn't have dysphoria, he just desperately wants to be cute, be it with male or female clothing (he enjoyed when the birds told him he was cute in his little butler suit)
>>574275982post images of this photographic proof
>>574276314MY KING DESERVES THIS! AND SO MUCH MORE!
>>574276338
>>574275448He will take her to see the christmas trees at Home Depot
>>574276063just practice expressions a lot and look at a lot of art you like or cartoons or whatever and figure out how they’re conveying stuff. like oh this kind of thing conveys anger this kind of thing makes them look really sad. but just practice a lot and try stuff, i dunno for me i enjoy faces so much it’s the absolute easiest thing to draw i can just fill pages and pages full of expressions and not get bored or stuck like with other things. if you don’t enjoy it that much maybe its harder
>>574275063
>>574275908>>574275951dedicated schizos spam xenoblade box art threads in bad faith, start wars over which of the games is good or bad, spams about how censored one game or another is, spams about how it belongs on /vg/ and then when it's on /vg/ they spam about how dead it is. someone talks about the game, they post [headcanon], someone posts art they spam >western artist or >japslop, if people in the thread actually actively talk about the game one of the schizos gets his discord schizo to spam the threads to bump limit until the threads get deleted. Not even anything funny, just "meds" and "schizo/cringe/obsessed" back and forth, spamming sharty jaks, and then when nothing works and a new game is out so people want to post new threads they spam CSAM. we eventually fixed one of the guys and it's an indian janny on /v/ and /vg/. if a certain guy decides your game is forbidden and you fight back by talking about your game it will get driven off the site. it's fucking insane.
Suselle is incredibly toxic and would 100% traumatize both of them in new ways before they found the bravery to break up. Likely with Noelle physically abusing Susie in an attempt to get her to act "scary" again.
>>574276240
>>574276338but anon, xbc1 is nothing but cuckingxbc2 is the char harem routeand xbc3 their kid is so horny they travel dimensions
>>574275758i agree with you best thing about kris is that ships can be yaoi or yuri or het depending on your inclinations
>>574276314>>574276404He does...
>>574276318ralsei bathwater delicioso
>>574275982I dont get it!
I realized that Ralsei would have abortions for Kris if he thought it’d make them happy. Like at first Ralsei might be a little excited about having a fully-functioning womb but his exuberance would quickly turn sour once Kris convinces him to abort their first baby. Ralsei would probably cry for a while but he’d get over it and the second time would be easier. Kris won’t need to justify themself the third time, just a simple: “Ralsei, kill our child” and Ralsei would just sort of smile a little bit and nod his head slowly then use his magic to choke the life out of that little infant goat-human hybrid. Three for three.After a while Ralsei’s mind would be so damaged that he’d actually find pleasure in killing his own fetuses. Anything that makes Lightners happy is good, and Kris is an especially important human. Its an honor to bear their children even through the second or third trimester before snuffing the life out of each and every last little child. Kris would ensure that Ralsei gets to name all their kids, as a treat. Ralsei would keep all the names in a little booklet and the pages keep getting filled out year by year, day by day, and some of the entries go into depth about what their children would be doing if they were still around.“Terra would be sixteen today. I bet she could have made a lot of lifelong friends in Hometown.” “Mizzy would be about eight, maybe nine. I bet she had an infectious laugh.” “Ralsei Jr.’s birthday would have been sometime this week.” “I’m always happy to do whatever Kris asks, but sometimes, late at night when everyone else is asleep, I look at the moon.”“I wonder if you guys are looking at the night sky too, somewhere else.” The pages go on and on.
>>574276234Nope
on my life im not reading that
>>574276504anon no you've doomed us all
Sometimes, I think you guys should get a different hobby.
>>574276625I get about a sentence an a half in.
>>574275763Mettatons pussy is like one of those hyper complicated japanese temu pocket pussies and the only downside is that it sounds like a blender going off and you can hear it from the next room. Mettatons pussy is basically a ninja creami
>>574275882>>574276234Did I cross wordlines I swear they were grey wtfMy bad
>>574276478You guys say shit like this and then jack off to Noelle rape porn lmao
>>574276454titan ralsei makes me horny
>>574274453
>>574276028i imagined my vessel doing something similar to him earlier today. great minds
DO NOT REPLY TO BAIT!!!
Is this similar to casting a spell you don't know like Noelle does in weird route?
>>574276541YET, IT STANDS
I want to be covered in them
mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
>>574276371ugh this little slut. i'll make him feel cute alright
Why do people associate alphys with FRIEND now?
>>574276770You can't stop me bitch, I'm a free soul.
>>574276338I just really really fucking hate Mythra
>>574276314>Dood let's just resurrect all dead characters, that's like SOOOOO cool and epic am I right???
>>574276578I'm sure some couple out there has definitely done this irl and it disturbs me greatly
Would you make out with a deer anthro, including locking lips with their snout and tongue kissing?https://strawpoll.com/GeZARk40RyV>inb4 ipgrabbinglink
>>574275828Erm holy full please!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! We don't get enough feral arts nowadays
>>574276478Suselle is incredibly boring and Noelle is going to live a long unfulfilled life with Susie if she keeps taking her mood stabilizers
>>574276707same!!
>>574275796Sauce for image?
>>574275982I feel bad for toby 'cause he could just think "hmm, this sprite looks better with black glasses" and it generates posts like these
Kris is trans theorySusie is trans theoryRalsei is trans theoryNoelle Holiday is trans theoryToriel is trans theoryAsgore Dreemurr is trans theoryAsriel Dreemurr is trans theoryBerdly is trans theoryRudy Holiday is trans theoryCarol Holiday is trans theoryDess Holiday is trans theoryAlphys is trans theoryUndyne is trans theorySans is trans theoryPapyrus is trans theoryFather Alvin is trans theoryGerson Boom is trans theoryCatti is trans theoryJockington is trans theoryLancer is trans theoryKing is trans theoryRouxls Kaard is trans theorySeam is trans theoryJevil is trans theoryQueen is trans theorySpamton is trans theorySwatch is trans theorySweet is trans theoryCap'n is trans theoryK_K is trans theoryTasque Manager is trans theoryHacker is trans theoryNubert is trans theoryTenna is trans theoryLanino is trans theoryElnina is trans theoryShadowman is trans theoryThe Voice is trans theoryThe Player is trans theoryThe Knight is trans theoryThe Angel is trans theory
>>574276675Fuuuuck I want to hear Mettaton's pussy being used by someone else while I'm in the next room so badly thank you for putting that image in my head... you're a genius.
>>574276863because alphys was the mystery mengele scientist in undertale so so they're saying she's the same thing here
>IP grabbing links
Do you think the thornring affects Noelle's personality in the light world or is she just like that?
>>574276906what the fuck do you mean "source" it's a fucking animal thing go put deltarune into the search box on e621
eh eh eh eh eh eh....eh... eh..... eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.... eh eh eh....(eh eh eh)
>>574276478suselle is the most white bread ship in all of deltarune unfortunately. i can't even imagine the sex being so fluffy that it veers right back into degeneracy there's simply nothing there for me to chew on
>>574276717But therapists don't give out pills...Speaking of, trying to convince my psych to raise my adderall xr from 10mg to 20mg is going to suck.
>>574276578Lucky! Ralsei loves having metal prods and vacuums going up her vagina
>>574276832MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW
>>574274453>>574276717
Noelle wants to be pissed on.
>>574276318I have other plans
>>574276625>>574276661kek based and word
I need to piss.
>>574276895I can't click this. It's not a poal link where I can add my own answer
cboys and ftm trannies are so fucking gross, cannot wait for you freaks to go extinct
>>574276863Alphys took care of the cats and Mettaton is the knight, do try to keep up darling!
>>574276026You seem decently smart, don't you think 2 is the weebiest fever dream in gaming, and 3 is horribly paced and aimless compared to 1?>>574276028>>574276745Please don't bully my son too hard ... he deserved a happy ending after all the orgasms
>>574276832>>574277064MEWERS LIVE
>>574276578Should I be worried I got a little hard at this?
If the Flowers (outside of being the SOULS themselves) were to be in Undertale, I'd think they'd swap with the canine unit. All of them would be dogs, except for Mew Mew who pretends to be one
>>574276963Mettaton is probably the ultimate fave to have for a cuck because he's so loud and loves to preform.
>>574277053they don't have a budget for a psychiatrist so she does double the work
>>574276690>projecting
>>574277108she wants more than that
Carol is held in a loving embrace against my chest theory
>>574277208NOTHING IS STRONGERTHAN A FURRY'S DREAM
Has anyone ever noticed the correlation between trannyposting and piss fetishism? Specifically in catposters.
>>574277125Ralsei's face when you poke his dingus?
>>574276578it's impressive how utg is still getting worse after all this time
>>574277004We see her touch it multiple times while she's ranting but I'm split on if there's any effect or if it's just a symbol of the dream being real thus making her manic. I prefer the ring not to affect her mind because obviously her being genuinely like this is more interesting than "lol we brainwashed her".There's an unused aborted weird route Ferris wheel scene where despite not having the ring on her, she tells Kris she wishes some of the power from that freak had been real so they could have it for themselves, then she insists that Kris lean in closer to her and tells Kris to tell her how Kris knew about the "dream".In game on aborted weird route if you try to ask she uses some of her new Side B sprites and says "you're never telling me to do anything again. You hear that?"
>>574277292I'm trans and don't have a piss fetish.
Ralsei knows its a game and knows Kris opening fountains brings us closer to game over. There I solved Your Deltarune.
>>574277292im not trans and I have a piss fetish
Flowerysei is proshipping which means only japs chinks and koreans will make art of it, at least the quality is high
>>574277132He says to look at his beans in the game...YET
>>574277172is bullying his prostate ok?
>>574276454>>574276707>>574276916
pathetic whimpering men make me feel funny
>>574277369I still don't understand what this whole "proshipping" discourse is really about. Is it just about age gap?
Kriselle is the wokechud ship
>>574277340>that freakThat dream. Fucking auto correct
>Ralseifags show up>The whole thread goes to shit
>>574277005But that's too much workkkk plzzz bbg just this once
>>574277292I'm not trans but if a trans woman wanted she could piss in my mouth or asshole or all over me
>>574277217If you disagree you are either new or lying
>>574277209I know right? I got so lucky, not only is he perfect for a cuck like me but he also has a great personality, backstory, motivations, designs (all of them), chemistry with the rest of the cast, themes, music, cousins, dialogue, potential and more! I love my fave in every way so much It's unreal.
>>574277450Anything "problematic"
>>574277486If a man cant source his own pornography he cant survive
>>574277031You forgot Dessriel
>>574277450proshipping is just not caring about what someone ships, be it lolicon, age gap, incest etc
Getting mighty frustrated with drawing again
Too bad they don’t sell the Kingburger anymore, it had a nice tangy taste to it
>>574277172as video games to play 1>2>3 are all direct and objective upgrades, though this isn't really too much of a negative comment on them, 1 is still pretty fun enough to play and field skills suck ass a bit in 2 but don't ruin the gamestorywise it's more up in the air, shulk is a very good mc and definitely the best mc in the series, but a lot of the actual story and secondary characters around him fall a tiny bit flat towards the end also I still think it's fucking retarded what they did with metalface2's got more overtly "anime" stuff but while rex is a worse mc the greater party works much better and I think the actual plot events work out betterI could see a lot of complaints in 3's story but aimless isn't one of them, maybe some pacing issues, but I think the croos universe shit they did was done relatively well, Noah's a better mc than Rex I think but not amazing, meanwhile poor Sena got fuck and allsaid alphys the school teacher talking about her weeb games to her class and they didn't stop her because it means they'll have less work to do
>>574277451Can we do that now? We can just make up words?
>>574275882>>574276004You're both retarded. That's gold, since he's the golden flower
>>574275796I would also like sauce
>>574277197It's because you're disgusted. If you're unaware of how these things happen: Disgust, peril and arousal share similar pathways in the brain because they all interact with our amygdala, SNS, and pituitary system. Similar to how laughter developed as a response to safety following a perceived danger and our sense of humor arose from that tension, eroticism is the same tension. It's why jokes, usually involving peril or discomfort, turn into fetishes. Your brain is already using those same pathways, so if there is any overlap then a connection develops. This also means it's easy to identify and correct the behavior, rather than indulging in it. When you recognize what the response actually is (disgust, fear, discomfort ) you can better direct your behavior and prevent paraphilic impulses from developing into para psychological fixations. The sooner you correct the association, the lesser the damage will be. This is how people get groomed gay, too. There's a fear/disgust/discomfort response and someone hijacks it.
>>574277324
>>574277292well transgenderism isn't a vaccum and mostly develops from other deviant fetishes, so.
cum blood in the eyes of satan!
>>574277391it would be cool if hatsei returned but it's actually a titan. and maybe he really really hates wearing the hat because it makes him think of what he is man i hope titan theory is real
Noelle is just a brown girl with ugly teeth and no feet.
>>574277292I'm a faggot and I have a piss fetish (not irl cuz it seems like a bad idea)>>574277381Yes but you have to squeeze his hand hard as he screams in ecstasy, or envelop him fully against the mattress with your larger body.
Is catfag/mew fags just shorthand for tranny
>>574277528*sniff* okay.... I'll go find it myself later *cries a little*
>>574277340I feel like at the very least it might amplify thoughts in an extreme way like "I want to escape my normal life" in the same way we amplify Kris's thoughts of "I want to get stronger" in the rest of the weird route.
>>574277486Litterbox is down or I would.
>>574276578This post is very upsetting congrats
>>574277550no the punk wild child girl who isn't manic pixie tier x the golden boy is pretty good
>>574277579All words are made up anon
>>574277391
>>574277550Dessriel has drama though. It's the rich punk girl and golden boy who comes from a kind of middle class family falling in love, and there's this weird spark there, especially with how Dess disappeared. You can do a lot with that, since there's no real history, but you can dump some trauma/drama in easily. Like, Dess and Asriel having arguments before she disappeared and Asriel regrets it, or Dess being somewhat "dependent" on him or getting scared she'll leave him for "someone better" and getting clingy with him.
>>574277836absolutely fucking gross
>>574277801Dess is in fact Azzys manic pixie dream girl
https://poal.me/jnt00w
>You looked through the glass.>For some strange reason, for just a brief moment...>You thought you saw your mother holding someone else.
>>574277757And regular catbox!?!?!? That's good too isn't it!!!
you're not tuff bro
>>574277840
Considering how monsters are more so affected by the emotional power of attacks than their physical deadliness I think if you brought a firearm to the underground it’d actually be less effective than the knife you get at the end of the game. Knives are up close, personal weapons, made for physically tearing into your opponent’s body using the force generated by your own body. Guns are impersonal. You merely pull a trigger from a great distance away. Some scholars have suggested that many soldiers in WW2 didn’t actually point their guns at the enemy and merely pointed it in their general direction, though this has been disputed. A gun fired by a hesitant soldier merely pokes holes in a monster’s magical body, while a knife in the hands of a determined killer tears and rends far better than it could against human flesh.
>>574277836>trans flag pin>I WONDER IF THEY KNOWis this AI generated
>>574277704>no feetInstant 11/10
>>574274453Just fluffy boy being cute
>>574277884don't even reply to them
Ralsei isn't realKris will die a virgin
Why did transgender go from alleviating gender dysphoria to chasing gender "euphoria"
>>574277864>punk rebel tomboy and her innocent Christian boyfriendThe most based of pairings
Fuuuuuck I need a footjob from dw kris like now
>>574277172the hem of that robe or whatever looks like it comes up over his knees... very inappropriate >>574277381>>574277717great posts
>>574278009Kris is going to get the sloppiest ghost blowjob imaginable
>>574277952no, trans freaks are just that narcissistic and out of touch with reality
YOU CAN'T BE A TRANS NAZI! YOU JUST CAN'T! IT DOESN'T WORK! YOU'RE LARPING!
Goated
>>574277472We never left.>>574277550Everyone agrees that Dessriel is soul, stfu
I welcome the new era of OCs
i need kris's hole... nngggghhhhh... fuujck
>>574278038it didn't?
>>574277380i'm a hater but this plush is so ugly
>>574278129it honestly must be so infuriating to be an AFAB lesbian
>>574278038it's a sex fetish. why the fuck do you think? do you remember how furfags used to lie and claim it wasn't about sex, too?
Dess groomed Kris and that's why he listens when we tell him what to do
>>574277902have sex with me
>>574277864Suselle is rich golden girl and lower class punk girl and you could imagine the same drama since half the town is in love with Noelle. Even aborted weird route makes it canon with Susie worrying about Kris stealing Noelle.
>>574278129Not catching on at all in here, hun
>>574277369there's some cute stuff on the western side but you'll have to hold your nose because they either insist they aren't dirty perverts or they she/her ralsei
>>574277717my body isn't much larger>>574277984cute
importanthttps://poal.me/y1ult2https://poal.me/y1ult2https://poal.me/y1ult2
>>574278129cute floweractually are they even flowers? someone said they were like, weed or something which they act like but I dunno if asgore would have a bunch of weed
>>574278191Not really, chuds are just sheltered.>>574278252This place hasnt been the center of internet OC art culture for a looooong time
>>574278038I don't know but I have a forcefem / transfem fetish I think it's cute and hot seeing a boy's masculinily melting till it's all gone :>
>>574278273A LOT of people lying in here.
>>574276945>>574277610/utg/
>>574278273unironic mental illness
>>574277472I'd rather have fags than spamming mewtrannies. At least I can hide their posts.
>>574278273why is fujobun on that list
>>574272832This chart is retarded. It's pissing me off, so bad. It's doing that "based" and "cringe" are synonyms for "good" and "bad" bullshit. Then it throws crackship in which is just measuring a different thing entirely. It's made by somebody who is retarded or doesn't care.It would be like making a chart "Is this item hot, cold or long"
>>574276578
>>574278273I'm actually disappointed I haven't jack off to Pippins. I'll try to fap to Fujo tonight.
>>574277895i gotta disagree
>>574278273>>574278370when will you realize that pippins were never that popularit's kind of weird to keep posting this every day
Post your fave and your penis size when hard3.5 inches
>>574278279They're seed packets I think
>>574278507There are multiple Pippins and Mike fangames. No fangames for YOUR favorite Darkner. Interesting how that works.
>>574277934>>574277840absolutely fucking peak. especially if the robe goes away
>>574277292Im transphobic and I accidentally peed a little in a girls mouth before
>>574278595lol
>>574278273>14 people saying they havent sigh... that's why the threads are bad...
>>5742785267 point something
>>574278273I thought I hadn't but I realize I have beaten off to fujos legal loli pussy before thank you fujo
i won't believe you guys have masturbated to the pippins unless i see a video/image of it as proof i'm serious
>>5742785265.5
>>574277984cute!!
>this fucking thing has more fanart than rouxls, lancer, or queen
>>5742785266.5though I'm in chastity almost all the time so I don't really get hard much normally
>>574277569I think "more overtly anime stuff" is a very kind way to phrase it. From 'nothing personnel kid' to the pokemon boob waifus, to the 'funny' scenes' with wacky sound effects ... It's hard for me to think of a more indulgent otaku game than XC2. Sorry for dropping the rant on you, but it's actually surprising to me how there isn't more people making fun of XC2, it's so ridiculous.
>>574278279They act like horny stoners 100% Cops smoke too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4_areow6s
pippins lost
>>574278526where do you start measuring from
>>574278526Kris (not sexually), 6 inches on the dot
>>574278241Not really because we already see their relationship playing out. The only drama has been Catti getting upset that Susie is dating Noelle, and even then it's laughed off. Susie is barely an actual punk in the sense of music obsessed and doing drugs, etc. Plus everything shown of Suselle so far has been 100% on track and perfectly fine. Yeah, you could write about it going bad and stuff, but Dessriel has way more space to work with and possible drama and tragedy already there.
>>574278343no it is infuriating and plenty of actual lesbians understandably despise mogai culture. i remember many seething at the noelle tranny headcanons
eye opening life changing soul mending sex with kris
>Unironic dick measuring contest going on rn
>>574278507taking a break from spamming about drawfags?
>>574278526closer to 8 than 7 because I can hilt my XL growler and have the loop around my balls and everything and I'll still have an inch of dick sticking out of it
>>574278731Butt to tip
>>574278038autists latched onto it so we have to respect every Chris-chan type
>>574278645based chastity enjoyermy embarrassing chastity experience when getting into it was having to order a nub sized cage cause the normal sized one was too big for me and I could get fully hard
AFABs should get punched in their face
Toby has used they/them for Papyrus once so I sincerely think the pronoun switch in one single Ralsei title means nothing
Seth-sissies...
Nobody here has a dick bigger than 4 inches. You are fucking LYING. You are a DELTARUNE fan.Said Temmie Chang.
>>574278629i draw porn but i don't jack off to it
Do you think that whatever happened to Dess had something to do with FRIEND and if so, why Dess?
>>574278526what should the foids post
>>574278695>Surprised that a japanese game made by japanese people for japanese people has japanese tropes in itI dunno anon, I know people had some weird cope that xbc1 wasn't anime, and xbc2 is definitely more anime, but it's an anime series, always has been, always will be.It doesn't really affect the game much, and malos is one of the most anime pieces of this there is and people generally like him.said alphys as she continued to ramble, they loved when she got like this because then they could keep slacking off until toriel came in and glared at her
I'm a recovering goon addict
>>574278814My penis is so underwhelming. I wouldn't mind it so much if it wasn't for the fact I have no other attractive qualities to speak of. The least God could have done is gave me an average cock says fave.
Dessriel is hetslopAsgoriel is hetslop too. An entire Asgore chapter and I cant see why theyd ever be together.
my penis has the same height and width as a human thumb haha
>>574277840> * Kris... I-I'm sorry. I lied... T-this is... what i really look like. I... I kno-Kris then begins rapidly petting him and calling him cute <3
>>574278893Me having a small size has nothing to do with being a Seth enjoyer I'll let you know. I won't bring a shameful rep to my Seth gang
>>574277612>>574277612>>574277612this post genuinely helped me a lot, have multiple (You)s
Im so mad about genders I need to tell Undertale/Deltarune General thread on my mongolian cave painting website
>>574278920I actually don't reallt believe when people say they have 7 inches like 95% of humanity is within an inch of average (5.5) so I struggle to believe 3+ people in a thread would be that gifted
>>574278971biggest dildo they would use on another person
>>574278851Anon... I don't do that... I don't even know what the appeal is...
rudycarol hetgem...
yeah but wouldnt it be more interesting if they were transgender
>>574278821anon at least 18 other people agree with meit's not good to shitpost like this
>>574277895Asriel is the magic pixie dream girl
watch my enby while i go to the store /utg/
>>574278789plenty of lesbian chuds you mean, said noelle as she adjusted her balls
>>574278851How freaking small could you possibly be are you a pooner who grew it too much or something?
Flowery is simultaneously a parallel to Flowey and the red soulFlowery's defining trait pointed out in his check description is hopeThe red soul's trait is hope
>>574278823the muffetfag has the biggest dick... what the fuck
Genuine question for trans girls here (I'm not a /v/tard) Do you girls have a problem with men, gays or femboys? A lot of the trans Ralsei discourse (not saying you are the ones doing it) seems to me to be fueled just to get a win over other people.
>>574278858t. The Dyslexic White Whale
>>574278762Dess doesnt do drugs, she was 12 when she dissapeared.
>>574279006Asgore and Toriel are the exact same person shifted 6 IQ points down
>>574279102I replied to the WRONG POST I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SO DUMB you enjoy your life 7 inch Floradinn anon>>574278687
>>574279148Sure thing!
>>574279013Atp just do ass workouts and get ready to bottom
>>574278789>muh TERF shitlol fuck off you weird larper
>>574279105
>169 filtered posts
>>574279259Uh..who's the smarter one?
>>574279273but i want to be the one doing the fucking..
>>574278047The fountain stays open during sex, Kris.
>>574279316ok thank you for letting us know
>>574278971Foids:1) Don't play video games2) Don't use this web site
>>574279316How do you check that I want to see how many I have filtered.
>>574279229Actually, it's all an allegory for being trans. Hope this helps
What if we discussed fave's dick instead?
>>574279095I'm a moid and I own a 3 inch diameter dildo and also own fairly expensive dildo making equipmentMy plan is to make a porn video game and sell exotic dildos of the monster futa characters
>>574278851>>574279262it's fun but my libido is naturally so obscenely low it's kind of less fun"oh no you can't do anything for a whole month!" ok I regularly go like 2-3 months on accident
>>574279407small and soft and sweet...
>>574279256they'll lie and say they don't but if you try to suggest anything about them is masculine they'll let slip how much they hate anything malet. fucked several trans "girls" because it was an easy way to elevate myself over a weak manps most of them get off to negging, being called failed men and whatever it's a movement entirely predicated on sex and self hatred
did the human design align with what you had in mind for the six souls from undertale?
>>574279148
>>574278479It sounds like you didnt understand the chart
>>574279339Tough titties pal... Good luck though I guess!
I tried to play the videos game but my woman boobs got in the way of the keyboard :(
Why are there so many peoples with micropenises on /utg/?
>>574279407What if we discussed about making a happy family with fave? Surely with all the sitcoms and Asgore/Toriel Tenna could be a non-dogshit father even if needing your help at times.
>>574279028i wonder if kris would even be surprised. i feel like he has to know whatever ralsei's deal is already
Which Deltarune character is most likely to have read a biography about Bob Dylan?
Kriselle ICE-E theory
>>574279510Chud general
me and one lucky /utg/ poster
>>574278683He's easy to draw and has insane charisma
>>5742795103 inches isn't micro penis territory, take that back
*walks in eating a baloney sandwich* what the fuck is happening in here
>>574279580MEI CALLED IT FIRST
>>574279289you are the only straight peopleEVER
>>574279510taking hormones destroys your sex organs, who knew
>>574279407Kris' dick is of normal size but can cum like a champ and on a triggerpoor lad>>574279580cute
>>574278479what are those flags? I'm too lazy to search them
>>574279594we're talking about undertale and deltarune
>>574278687>>574278851What's the appeal/"use" of chastity? I've never looked into it but I'm curious as to why people do it. What does it do and why and how
>>574279256I don't give a shit about any of that.
god made me an autistic ugly freak with a micro penis to humiliate me
my adorable wife who will someday sit in a sunny field and pick flowers
>>574279615Carolfag is bisexual.
HAHAHAHA I JUST SCORED A DATE WITH THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS BYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE LOSERS BYE BYEBYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574279694have fun pizzapants
>>574279095ok. personally i use a 5.5 incher idk the width so that's what i would start with because it nice natural size but i'd be fine with using whatever size pleases him as long as it's not monstrously huge i'd feel a little weird about that
>>574279510trannies giving themselves erectile dysfunction
god gave me a 9 inch cock because he knew those inches he took away from my manlet height had to go somewhere
>>574279694good luck anon!!!! don't forget about us when you're bigtime! don't call out fave's name when you orgasm!
>>574279251>muffet getting fucked by anon with huge dickaroused
>>5742785266.7>>574278823What the fuck is a growler
>>574279649no that's probably your own fault
>>574279626no you're nooooot, I have eyes silly anon
>>574279469No but I wasn't expecting them to be at all representative of the undertale humans and they're not
>>574278858Hello, based department?
>>574279683Carolfag is a dyke?
>>574278979I mean, Berserk is anime, Cowboy Bebop is anime, Akira is anime, the soul series are japanese games, Final fantasy, even dragon quest ... I'm not talking about doing something that feels japanese, I'm talking about indulging in every single weeb trope and fanservice element that you can do. Like XC1 is pretty weeb, but at least I believe in the relationship of the main pairing, and in the friendship of most characters, they are not just rushing to go from one trope to the next.
>>574279645I think it's "supposed" to be a mild humiliation play thing and to make it so that someone can't jack off (normally, at least) and either remain pent up or go for other forms of stimulation.
>>574279694>"see u soon bby XOXO"
>>574279694Okay Pizzapants, make sure not to waste too much money.
>>574279530Taking care of kids is horrifying... I will ignore the topic and continue to think about Tenna's dick instead
>>574279621abusing kris's prostate and milking their dick constantly to fill bucket after bucket to sell as kris milk(TM)...
>>5742785267
>>574279772no
>>574279694See ya next week>>574279768Yooooo siiixx sevennnn
>>574279229Flowery would have won if he played just a single Ball Game in the chapter
>>574279819Cock?
>>574278375So it's just a crop or what
Ralsei being an "egg" in the tranny sense is foreshadowing FRIEND fucking eating him alive for protein in Chapter 6
>>574276174I thought you were fucking with me but that is actually in the new Jojolands chapter holy shit... amazing stuff happening there I need to catch up I stopped reading around when Paco jumped in the alligator enclosure to save Usagi.I wonder if Araki has at least seen Sans or Spamton somewhere...
>>574279105>>574279289I love how they interacted on screen in chapter 5>>574279795I hear she also released the Ebola virus in 2014
>>574279645it's self hatred like the rest of trans shitthey'll say it "looks cute" or "feels good" but it's just about self destruction and abstractions of suicide like fucking everything they doit's so boringlike once you notice this pattern with them - that every form of trans eroticism is about self destruction (either yours or theirs) - them there's nothing erotic left in them anymore. may as well fuck cleverbot for how predictable it is
>>574279873no that's just bratty's huge bush cooped up
>>574278526Just under 6" and girthy with a slight bulge in the middle of the shaft but I'm more into bottoming so it's just for looks.
>>574279830>Taking care of kids is horrifying...Asgore...
>>574279861>Yooooo siiixx sevennnnYou're LEAKING MY MEASUREMENTS!
>>5742792153.5 isn't THAT freaking small, the normal sized was just unnaturally big for me for some reason so I got upset and decided to get the nub sized one and that one just fit perfectly>>574279645I just like being denied and humiliation that's all
>>574279873it's covered so it's fine
>>574278979Conflating otaku anime shit with japan is like conflating tumblr with the west
>>574279920No way, Carolfag is a black dyke?
>>574279646Alright!>>574279463You seem like you have more issues that what I mentioned man
>>574279487You know if you are using bespoke definitions of those terms, maybe the chart can make sense, but you need to give definition or use terms as they are generally used if you want to be understood.>>574279623Straight pride and CIS (CIS male) pride.
>>574279694is it actually a man pizzapants
>>574279095Whatever size he wants
>straight pride>cis male prideAnd what, exactly, is there to be proud of?lol
>>574280030Carolfag also caused all of the first born sons of egypt to die...
>>574279924>>574279463*grabs your head and looks deeply into your eyes and french kisses you*I hope you'll crack your shell soon anon we believe in you
i will continue to objectify femanons here
>>574279079I think some of the underweight south american anons have technical 7 inchers
>>574279768https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/DGthis is a growlerit's something you put on your dick to fuck people up with - when you go to purchase it you have to choose your inner usable length and 7" is the most they offer, and mine fills it and it still hangs off the endsoyknow
Genuinely hope Carolanon didn't get chased off. If we lost a drawfag because of an ff14 nonce with a discord group, then it's unbelievably over.
>flower pride>jarona male prideAnd what, exactly, is there to be proud of?asked Ralsei
Even when... The thread starts to get good again... You... KILL IT... By repeating the same bait... You posted the day before...You... I'm just... In Disbelief... I have... I have to stop you...
>>574279683rudy and carol are straight though probably maybe well probably not.
>>574279623Thailand and Isreal
I will continue to objectify moids here
>diet pride>skinny male prideAnd what, exactly, is there to be proud of?asked Tenna
>>574279808>but at least I believe in the relationship of the main pairing, and in the friendship of most characters,really I feel like the interpersonal relationships are pretty horrible in 1shulk gets his motivation, and it's a pretty good one, for genocide because his friend/possible crush at the time and that drives him for most of the game, but while reyn's a pretty decent friend he doesn't exactly do a whole ton character wisethen there's rikki, sharla, and everyone else that just kind of vaguely exist in the backgrounddunban and melia aren't bad I guess, but I think the large group dynamics in xbc2 are much more natural than in 1. pyra is a blushing anime stereotype sure but she also does a lot of serious shit later on, not to mention everyone else>>574279998it's shorthand anon, I could just say weebshit or whatever other term you prefersaid uhhhhhhhhh undyne getting into alphys' lore videos on real human history that is totally real
micro penises are really hot>"pls be a woman"come on now
>>574280109sans the skeleton is making kris life worse and kris is eviltrans people and gay people aren't helping in stopping the villain, are they?
Why do people think that kidnapping Undyne was part of the plan? Kris had no way of knowing Toriel would call the cops, or that Undyne would be the one sent.
>>574280215sorry sans its just that i have autism and its really hard for me to make friends and making bait posts in this thread is the only thing that brings me any sort of joy in the world
I looked it up and did genuinely feel better about my non-shower penis. This made the rounds on Twitter and women were like "yeah that's a pretty normal penis"
>>574280137uh-huh are you at the point in your gender journey where your cock stops working or do you still think you're special?
>>574280183my fucking sides
It was pretty fucked that Carolfag pushed that ugly wheelchair girl to suicide. She makes good art but that was too much.
>>574280215Roaring Knight...
What about threadfaves dick?
my penis is so boring and average sized i’m so boring and insecure said fave
>>574280251especially THAT moid, you know the one...
>>574280145>underweight south americans with big dickssouth americans also usually have HUGE bushes and it's hot as fuck
>>574280278The plan was to kidnap Asgore (police code) Toriel (delta rune code) and either Carol or Rudy (pine tree code) and Undyne was just a wrench thrown into it
>>574280183>He has to wear a smaller cock to actually be able to have sexThis is the highest level of humble bragging, in a way.
My penis is average size but when I come nothing comes out. Usually. Sometimes a lot comes out but usually literally nothing. It's very confusing.
>>574280183oh whoopslinked the wrong product, guess they changed the namehttps://www.primalhardwere.com/product/WBW
>>574280278Was getting caught part of her plan?
>>574280369We haven't mentioned him in a while.I hope you're ready short krisanon...
>>574276895I do not trust anyone who wouldn't make out with an anthro deer.
>>574280445No one is that fucking big, I don't believe you
ch6 will have a plataform fighter flowery was only the test for thatnext final boss will honestly be a smash bros fight
making femanons cum more than they would with tenna
>>574280191Carolanon is boring as fuck and an annoying artschizo. Good riddance kike
>>574280109The ability to create life (without a third party(
>>574280476>spoilerWRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
>>574280432That isn’t normal.
>>574280292Grower is better than Shower anyway. When a shower gets hard, it's "That's it?" while a grower can freak people out with the size differenceman what are we talking about this isn't utdr said unhhh sans because he deals with bones
>>574276895I would make out with a feral deer if she was smart and consented
>>574280534broken english spammer is back.... you know what to do, anons! let's have a repeat of last night!
>>574280278Its a timeloop, Kris knows the predestined routes of every NPC and so does the Knight. Give any other explanation for how the knight made a frame perfect fountain in chapter 5, I'll wait
>>574280537but you need another person to create lifealphys can do it all on her own
>>574280328>>574280427see >>574280445they changed the name since my purchasewhat I know the growler to be is a wearable sex prosthesis that gives your dick an animal shape, its humongous and painful for the catcherit's got a silicon loop you loop around your balls and it's supposed to sit flush against your pelvis but unfortunately it cannot accommodate everything I'm working with
>>574280527Tenna is so desperate for approval that he probably eats pussy like a lawnmower. this also goes for dicks by the way[/spoiler
>>574280565Well you can keep the other moid, shortkrisanon is MINE
>>574280527tranny post
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DISGUSTING PENISES
>>574280268I feel like the friendship between Shulk and Reyn feels more real than anything in XC2. Pyra is instant mommy wife that loves protagonist kun no matter what, the blonde is the most basic of tsundere tropes (we have our Rei and Asuka! Awesome sauce!) The comedy relief guy isn't funny, the cat girl is there to be another simp for Rex, the furball is your anime pervert trope ... I mean, what is there to salvage? It's all bad, and I've seen it all before.
>>574280109togay cox is both of those things don't forget
what utdr characters would like my micro penis
>>574280730sometimes I like to pinch my foreskin when I pee so it all bubbles out like a balloon
>>574280765monster teen
Based on the stats everyone ITT needs to get a porn name and become famous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkqrupczRfM
>>574280730And the SKIN is TORN all around the FORESKIN because I JACK OFF so much...
>>574280765Ralsei would probably make an effort to please you.
>>574280730They should start talking about fat darkner asses
>>574280634IM SO EMBARRASSED THE GROWLER WEREABLE STILL EXISYD.S... whatever nobody cares abhhhh save me muffet
>>574277569i wish i knew what it was saying
>>574280680i'm normal tho'
keep talking about your penises, kings
>>574280671i don't want shortkrisanon, keep him to yourself and leave MINE alone
Imagine his dickprint in those tight pants...
*spooges*
Talk about your penises in moderation
>>5742785265.5 Kris
>>574280967my EYE
talk about ralsei's penis
When I was a small boy I was kidnapped, beaten and castrated by my uncle. I don't have a penis to talk about.
Sword Route = The Original GameThe Legend of Tenna = Gaster's DELTARUNEEverything in the weird route has already happened as part of the Original Game prior to Gaster's interference and restarting of itThis is how Sans Undertale is seemingly from the weird route timeline in particular even though it's completely optional
>>574280534If carolanon/artschizo killed themselves the cuter artanons would return…
>>574279964I mean... It's just behind a spoiler, guy...>>574279991Ah I see. Wouldn't it hurt if you get hard while having a cage on? And from what I've seen aren't the cages smaller than even a flaccid dick? Doesn't that hurt either??>>574280445Lol I was curious about what that was too, seems like a fun doohickey actually.
>>574280527femanons deserve the opposite of cumming, forever
>>574281020Do you think he has a sheath it hides inside ofWhat if you stuck your finger in it haha
I wish I can reply to that post but I don't want to disrespect my fave by say I have a four inch penis.
>>574280913how can you claim an anon if you don’t even say who it is
Normal kriselle but Noelle notices Kris has been slowly making her look like Dess
>>574281020Bigger than you think
nobody lik3s my small penis
>>574281020She doesn't have one.
>>574280743>The comedy relief guy isn't funnynow you're just talking nonsense, not to mention he's also serious when needed tooI think reyn and shulk have a decent friendship, as I said previously, but I also don't think there's much else going onthough trying to argue over other people's opinions is kind of pointless and you clearly don't like it so I'm not going to try and force you said uhhh, mad dummy I guess talking about mewmew kissy cutie season 2
>>574281023i think castration is just balls, and penis is penectomy? it's been a while since i had to know this so i may be wrong.
>>574280850I'm sorry but no, my beautiful son deserves a big cock to please him. I won't allow it.
im over here stroking my gut i got lotion on my gut im hungry as fuck man im an eater man im a big eater man!!!
>>574281067don't get the bog bad wolf get the growler, shape is way betterbig bad wolf has a human tip, growler has a proper shape and it's super fat so you get good noises out of it
>>574281127the tenna cosplayer
I hope toby adds a background darkner called "fave"
can you guys calm down
I just ate a whole dutch oven's full of boiled cabbage and garlicNow I'm working on a pint of pistachio ice cream
>>574281190proof
>>574276717I like pillpins
>>574281067>Wouldn't it hurt if you get hard while having a cage onNot really at least for me. It does try to push against the cage but it can't get fully hard so it just struggles fruitlessly. >And from what I've seen aren't the cages smaller than even a flaccid dick? Doesn't that hurt either??Only flat cages are smaller than a flaccid dick, and they don't hurt at all from experience since the penis is pretty squishy
Ok thread is bad and I am bored let's battle Maddie together before I go to sleep.I am quite fond of this little bird and I hope he returns in Deltarune somehow, unless he has already and I forgot.
I refuse to participate
>>574280893I translated it a few days ago but haven't attempted to typeset it, mightit wasn't anything too amazingly interestingjust have it for the cute art mostly. though doesn't google have their translate box thing now?
I hope toby adds a giant ball and chain to rallsei that prevents him from going on adventures with us
>>574281291Ironically, nobody faves fave.
>>574281310that’s great tenna
Why do JeetApe and ShartBIB keep trying to send me here
>>574281205what about average size?
>>574281371Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...
>>574280670Noooo you don't get to make me imagine a pathetic-looking Tenna in a compromising position with me...
>>574281339I don't think the disproportionately small gap has shown up again, somewhat sadly
have you ever had your own fist up your ass
how would you feel if your fave’s penis was exactly 5 inches
MIKE! THE LAXATIVES, PLEASE!
>>574281217Wait dude haha, I'm single.>>574281331I see. Very insightful
>>574280191I like his art. I really hope he makes more gyftrot carol>>574280713as much as I hate homestuck I have to admit this is pretty cool
>>574281520no but I've gotten a couple of fingers up there
>>574281543That's so AVERAGEOh... that horrible average sized penis Kris... so terrible... that size...
>>574281543I would love her and tease her about being smaller than me
>>574281029ok
>>574281578Kanye...
>>574281379I saw that one
>>574281543i dont care how small or big ralsei's penis is, im gonna give him a hand job and kiss him when i do it, and when he cums im gonna pat him on the back and praise him for being so cute and obedient
fingers in his ass
>>574281543I would feel a lot better about myself, unironically. I am massively insecure about my size and feel unlovable.
To answer that anon that wanted to know how the Maddie gimmick worked on the PC mod: you just use WASD and the arrow keys at the same time to simulate 2 joycons lol.>>574281515Awww... maybe it is waiting for us in the shelter!!
>>574280713>Giving a detailed face to floweryif you're going for the art style at least commit to the bitthis just looks like it's normal flowery
>>574281543ideal shota penis length...
>>574278526i love crazy bitches6.5"
>>574280294I wish my cock worked less, I already jerked off 5 times today
back from 12 hour shift. im so tired, anons
It's time
I have a deltarune theory that carolanon is the roaring knight because he keeps kidnapping my fave artfags
>>574281543horny
>>574281197Silly clown music during his bits + plus his girl friend has swirly glasses, so funny! worse than sitcom laugh tracks.
>>574281701you sound like you're fun to be around
>>574281745Blogpost.You'll be a catgirl one day
I’m about to start HRT tomorrow :D
NEVER EVER EVER complain about foidposters again. EVER. NEVER claim that they can't stop talking about themselves. EVER.
I'm glad my art is too shitty to ever get the carolanon treatment. People only become this autistic if the artist is good. Happened to snowdinbunfag and painter as well.
>>574281745good job anon. you did it. now you may rest and recover... i hope fave helps you stay strong...
>>574281837HugeRalseiTesticles
Kanye Man, Kanye ManWith his thumb in his assSo he standsTo put all five fingersIn his ass
Good dialogue lol.
Let's lock in and talk about undertale/deltarune.hmmm, what kind of villain do you expect for chapter 6?
>>574281745Sorry to hear that. The thread is talking about penises right now, so you might want to come back later.
So is Yellow actually suicidal or just retarded?
>>574281829Catpost.You'll run a blog one day
I'm about to start DND tomorrow :D
>>574281814It's not an insult to the art anon, it's nice art.It's just very distinctly not the supposed art style they're going for in the guardians.It'd be something like this instead
sweaty stinky post-workout fave...
>>574278526fish I wish...16 cm
>>574281730just don't jack off, manyou're doing unironic damage and it won't make you jerk off less, you gotta find other shit to do or you'll jack off even when it's soft
>>574281860Kek, i believe it’s envy from thread popularity. the more (you)s artist get the tighter the rope gets around carolanon’s neck
love him
>>574281905Undertale Yellow is retarded, so Yellow is a retarded character.
>>574281860It’s a double edged sword, getting better. But you’ll do it whether you want to or not.
You guys got me horny talking about your dicks, now I gotta go jerk off
>>574281425You better put A LOT of effort in bed ... I'm talking, ropes and other kinky stuff. And don't try to lie to me by the way, I'll ask him.
Goddamn why can't we fucking talk about fave dick instead?
>>574281745been there anon, sorry. get some beddy bye time and have sweet dreams of fave
>>574281897I think it’ll be something related to the FRIEND cats, most of the other secret bosses have told us what the next main/secret boss would be like and mew gave us friend dialogue
>>574281942I like this
>>574281854Guys talk about their dicks about once a year. Let us have this.
>>574281932I just finished pathfinder last weekI miss my bone spells...I had so many bone spells
AHHHH TOO SCARY!!! TURN IT OFF!!!
>>574281897Hopes (and dreams): ICE-E or a fucked up Rudy dust monsterMost likely: Noelle or Carol
>>574281854cool it with the transphobic remarks
>I'm the smallest /utg/ poster so farYeah right, I'm just being baited
>>574281745just 12? I'm on hour 14 of 16. I've been here since 3AM. It's 5 now. I have two hours left. Please immediately obliterate my skull with a big cartoon laser gun.
porn is ruining usstop horny thought
>>574282050he has a really nice dick https://files.catbox.moe/yjmurc.jpg
WHO THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS CAROLANON!?!!???
>>574282157>baiting for proofnot giving it to you, fag
>>574282050I think jevils penis would work like a jack in the box>>574282220cool carol artist
>>574282157im the second smallest even being literally average, /utg/ is just full of monster cocks apparently
>>574281942that does look pretty better....I was right you ARE fun to be around(it's a good thing)
>>574282220please ignore the broken english spammer, unless you're laughing at his broken english
>>574282102uh sauce
>>574282107It's ok anon the bombs can't hurt you in the other story.
Hi Maddie!!!
>>574281905Both.
>>574282157I will now like Seth
Are women the superior sex? This thread provides compelling evidence that this claim is TRUE.
feeling demoralized about drawing
>>574282102Bro sauce? Source on that bro? Epic sauce my brosky?
>>574281860same, it’s scary seeing carolfag torching our thread talents. AI is the new photoshop anyway
>>574282306youre not a woman
>>574281854two things can be true at once, my foidling!
>>574281947Haha, imagine preparing a cold dinner for when they're out of the shower. Or fave wanting you to get a taste of their boob/ab sweat with a good ole hug.
>>574282318it's probably time to do some studying
>>574282318What's wrong, anon?
>>574282157>>574282279I claimed sub six I'm being honest.
>>574282293god he looks so ugly I actually hate undertale mew mewdeltarune mew mew is good tho I love Pink alot cuz he is cute and nice even when the dummy comes in
>>574282318same but writing too
>>574282359>brownskin also supports AIyou can't make this up
Holiday mansion with Carol as the main boss (representing the sword in Jackenstein's maze) and she gets kidnapped by the Knight at the endCalling it
Incredible face why didn't she do this in Deltarune...
>>574282087>>574282280thanks!homestuck may be horrifyingly bad and me spending years and several hundred dollars on it may keep me up at night sometimes, but it was at least good for like 2 years plus there was a ton of good music, from toby but also others
Why did Toby give Kris such an erotic sexy dick hardening outfit? They look like a whore.
>>574281991It doesn't GET SOFT I've wasted all day gooningsometimes if I edge too much I'll get my balls hurting from semen retention and even then I can't stop
>>574282306My mom is great, but I don't know about the rest of you bitches
>>574282359Is that the best you could come up with?
>>574282220The artschizo. Carolanon draws homecare porn and drove out multiple artfags with continuous harassment. He’s also racist
frotting with kris... jerking our cocks together...
>>574282474mewmew orgasm face
https://poal.me/qpe4wrhttps://poal.me/qpe4wrhttps://poal.me/qpe4wr
>>574282004>tfw you will never get molested by a swarm of angel spamtons
my "s" key is fucked up lol
>homecare pornZAMN!
>>574282291>>574282323nepentzhttps://static1.e621.net/data/06/b9/06b9e8ffb816a3d6d07e94be4fd233a2.jpg
>>574282216I agreeIt's very pretty and hot and I bet it feels really nice and warm to the touch and it's very cute and-
>>574282474it's similar
>>574282306In !Fell/utg/, the women would talk about their breast sizes and the men actually do the good art.
>>574282318carolanon treatment?
Controlling 2 halves of the soul at once with WASD and arrows is actually so cool I hope they bring this back in Deltarune somehow.>>574282481Kris's subconscious created that outfit, because they are a dog pervert!!!>>574282565True and cute...
doe and boye
I would fuck flowery if he looked even 5 percent more weird.
>>574282412>>574282293It's half a joke but she really did get better after 7 years of hrt or however long it's been
the moid furnace
>>574282485get a cage at this point
>>574282543Everyone will just gas up their own gender
>>574282306Women have the smallest penises and biggest envy though.A flaccid three incher is a monster hog compared to what girls are usually packing.
>>574282562>and-and when he gets very flustered and hot and bothered it starts to leak a few beautiful dewdrops of precum
Why would she say this.>>574282706My husband Mettaton did too! (Roaring Knight being stronger than Mettaton EX despite them being the same person.)
While we're on the topic of dicks, be careful about jerking off too much. Not only will you lose the ability to have regular sex with partners (premature ejaculation), but you'll lose the ability to get hard and will even cum when soft. Even worse, even if you're cut, the death grip you develop to reach the few nerves you haven't deadened will cause your foreskin to droop and the little string that connects it to your cock will turn into a water slide so you have two piss streamst. jerkoff who jerked off too much (it gave me a hernia (abdominal tear from pulling too hard), hydroceles (fluid sacks in the testes from fluid escaping through an abdominal tear into the scrotum), testicular torsion (one of my balls twisted and started suffocating itself), calcified discharges (ejaculating tiny bits of bony semen spool), intestinal distension (colon inflated like a balloon from cumming and clenching too hard after a large meal), AND i have dribble pissesit's not worth it
>>574282548Spamton would not do that to you. He is your friend. Raslei's angels would, though.
what is your favourite gun /utg/
>>574282401my friend in another general announced he had pancreatic cancer yesterday and would be leaving to spend his time with family I wanted to surprise him with a drawing of his favorite character but now he's never gonna see it
>>574282706trueee i think the anime graphics were very needed lol
>>574282828ok how much is too much and how much is normal
>>574282834I like the gun Yellow uses to blow himself up.
>>574282834i've never held one so idk
>>574282828Undertale?
>>574282412>>574282881cant stress how much i disagree. the only worthwhile parts of this character are the non anime ones
>>574282858That's awful anon. I'm so sorry
>>574282559based
Call the neighbors, I want them to see this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBe0H_csTBs
>>574282834Sword guns and gun swords and stupid fun, so those, that or those multi-barrel guns or a punt gun.
why do you guys come on here just to tell lies
>>574282220art karen
>>574282834probably the black box pre-nerf because I thought it was funny
The girl, the prince or the cage?
>>574282804True!And it makes it look even more enticing and inviting like it's putting on a pretty show just for you to come play with it
>>574282939& Deltagoon
>>574283013clumsy broken english third worlder, you will perish
>>574282834I have a mini 14 at home in a all black coat that thing is cool
>>574282828okay, anon... i'll stop whacking it crazy style...
>>574282858>never gonna see itYou never know that anon. I am sure he will be back to see it and appreciate what you did for them.
>>574283056Don't reply, just report and hide
>>574282997It's the most fun you could possibly have while playing an app
Let's discuss again the many ways in which we were abused as children.
>>574282220my friend :)
>>574283175sorry
>>574283186No, that's building brown bricks in Minecrap
>>574282834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m393BTIlY_s
Got my first Game Over because the gimmick is confusing oops there goes my deathless run...But cute dialogue!! I really like when she's happy.
>>574283056Carolanon, that’s not very nice. You know you will perish way before any of us anons’ you old cow. kek
>half the thread taken up by off-topic dick talk and humble bragging about dick size>not a single picIf you're gonna derail at least make it worthwhile
>>574282949i still think deltarune mew mew looks way way way way way way better then undertale mew mew
>>574283026The Prince(ss) (caged)
>>574283193Too many to list. I may sound like a a crybaby, but my parents ruined my life.
>>574283193I had a perfectly normal upbringing I can't blame this on anything
>old cowZAMN!
>>574282834GEP gun, never know when I might come up against some heavy armor
>>574282834I can’t tell guns apart!!!! Same with cars!!!!!!
>>574283249Bro code says all sizes are 100% accurate within +/- 1" of accuracy.
>>574282834I'm not interested in guns
>>574282828I'm never having sex lol
>>574283239i just realised mad dummy went to the true lab lmaoi thought he got the mew mew body in the trash all these yearsig it could also just be regular alphys lab but its more fun to think he went to the true lab and just ignored all the fucked up shit cuz "yyoooog anime catgirl!!!!!!"
>>574283193I don't think I was. Not ideal, but it never is.
>>574282892strictly speaking, doing it at all isn't normal once you're out of adolescence and even then doing it more than once or twice a week is a lotyour liver produces sex hormone binding globulin which binds androgens to the blood, orgasms stimulate the liver and enzymes released into the blood during orgasm convert testosterone into estradiolyour adrenal glands also release DHEA and other weak androgens that get taken up by androgen receptors before testosterone and make you less receptive to testosterone uptakethese chemicals take up to two days to metabolize, flooding your system with weak androgens and anti androgens over and over and never giving your body time to flush them out will fuck up your chemistry in a bad way
Chuuni line she is moe...
>>574276469Yeah but there's one thing we have up our sleeve to fight the outsider schizoshomegrown ultraschizos
Make a new thread and post more ontopic there.Here you can continue to talk about dicks here
Who said this was a good game to play while wearing chastity yesterday? I just finished act 2 and Im sorta getting cuck envy because I love Noelle but she only sees me as a friend :(
where is asgore on the norwood scale
>>574282834i've always wanted to shoot an mp5. everyone i've talked to who shot a non-cucked one has said it's dreamy
>>574283249Men are honest, unlike foids...
>>574282834im more interested in monster girls than guns
I jork it about 4 times a day
>>574283410(it was the regular lab)
>>574283361they basically function on the same principals and manufacturing philosophy and along with building computers are sort of like advanced Lego and all guy hobbies are some form of building or destroying stuff ultimately
>>574283476i’m carolanon and my clit could pass for a 3inch miniature dick due to the potent amount of NATURAL testosterone running in my veins
>>574283462it's cute
>>574282954don't feel too bad for me, i'm not the one dying >>574283158I hope soI think I'll try to finish the piece, I think the general would appreciate it in his stead
>>574283558you have to be so dehydrated rn
Every time I try to jerk off I just start crying because I realize I'm only imitating real sexuality which is something you experience with a partner and I will never have a partner because I am unlovable unemployable subhuman trash
>>574283249why would you want to see a 5 inch penis?
>>574282220Drawfag that draws Carol, Rudy, and Asgore, and a lot of other stuff
>>574283558>that's when kris asked the question>"if FRIEND bit off my hand...">"then who is currently jorking on my peenar?"
>>574283249You're just mad spider chads are hung
Moids have such a weird obsession with dickseven the "straight" ones
>>574283626Foul. I know you are ugly as hell irl
>>574283704It's an ego thing
>>574283249I have too much fupa, can't do it boss
>>574283704yeah a woman has never been famous for painting pussy flowers her whole life
I HATE ANDREW CUNNINGHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love her parallels to Mettaton so much... the ghosts make me so happy It's crazy I love them all I hope one day Toby brings back the Ruins Dummy and gives them resolution as well even if they're just a gag character.>>574283629Agreed!!!
>>574283704>/vg/poster>straightno
>>574283704it's a cock-sucking thing
>>574280534>>574281060>>574282000The Noellefag artist and pedo AI image spammer you're orbiting or a sockpuppet of is either a minor or pretending to be one and active in the "self harm eating disorder" twitter community, according to a twitter account with the same handle as her magma username. divine counsil/council. She also mutually follows "yedolfxitler" on magma, who I believe is the noellefag who previously drew "toddlercon Kress" in the thread, and has a documented pattern of sharty-style shitting about racism, pedophilia, /x/ style schizo rants, and being groomed by a notorious namefag called Yzilma, who appears to have a birth year of 2001, on Discord and /soc/, /a/, and /vg/ (mainly in the FF14 general) under the alias "Mahitoschizo/Mahitogirl" or also "Mahitobitch" (as Yzilma, who apparently groomed her into cutting his name on her leg and uploading to 4chan.)https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/286434732/#286463752_120Very disturbing behavior.Everyone involved in enabling this person and this person herself should be permabanned for her own good. She should not be allowed internet access and has criminally neglectful parents/guardians, and is either a minor not allowed to use 4chan or someone so traumatized and unstable that she is pretending to be a minor and interacting with mentally ill minors.In conclusion, if you see someone with this art style, avatar and/or username, do not engage, ignore and follow the global rules.
>>574283626please hyena-fuck me
I could never play through the normal route, it's immoral, it would hurt me too bad. Keeping gnosis from Noelle is just cruel.
I am neither man nor woman, I am a bird with human intelligenceplease free me from this laboratory
>>574283027yes yes yes. thats the image i pictured in my mind. personally i'd like to spend a lot of time teasing him until he's begging me, PLEADING with me to let him cum. he'd make such pretty sounds when i finally grant his wish, it would be music to my ears. but to get there he'd have to be my good boy and do as i say and let me play with him
>>574283704They're fun to think about. Lets talk about our balls next thread, gents.
>>574283445if i miss 2 days of jerking off i will literally become a sex crazed maniac thinking of nothing else constantly i don’t know how this semen retention shit is even possible unless you have low libido already or castrate yourself
>>574283445The last time you did this you told me it would ruin my testosterone if I kept jerking off and that men had lower test now than dudes in the 40s-50s, and when I replied that my test levels were the same as the ones from the 40s-50s you didn't say anything back
>>574283827i hope the noellefag has told off whatever orbiter is still in these threads, they're making it SO much worse
>>574283849You're fucked up for what you did to Onionsan.
>>574283704My penis is the ONE, I repeat the ONE and ONLY impressive thing about me. It is literally ALL I have.
>>574283849ill help you
>>574283798Ok, and why is that my problem? Just go jerk off to him on your own.
>>574283849post your penis
>>574283704i don't want to see periods mentioned ever again
How long before threads become bearable again?
>>574283626Hearty kek
>>574283827samefagging + this is probably noelleartfag themself posting this for attention + who cares im currently trying to convince ralsei to let me fuck him while he wears the princess dress
>>574283646*glug glug glug* no! electrolyte packets yumyum
She is beating my ass this is way harder than Asgore and Flowey are going to be damn but also incredible pose.>>5742839572 days ago something horrible happened and turned the threads to complete shit out of nowhere, we can only hope it'll get better after the weekend.
>>574283827>minorof fucking course
This is the scariest Tenna genderbend I've ever seen >Tenna without a nose is just megathicc Kris
>>574283885It gets way easier after a week. Especially if you stop browsing 4chan and other porn filled places
>>574283827BRITISH!? NO FUCKING WONDER THEY'RE EVIL
>>574283937then show me
>>5742839577 months, when Chapter 6 releases.
>>574283704I’m a dude that loves big juicy glans and I am PROUD
>>574284076I CAN'T!! I WAS LYING!! IT'S SMALL!! IT'S SMALL, OKAY?!?! I ADMIT IT!! I HAVE NOTHING?!?! ARE YOU HAPPY!?!?!?!?!??!
>>574283952Bro didn't even end his sentence with a period you know he's serious
Why does Undyne like hitting women...
will getting better at art mean i get sucked into namefag thread wars like this
>>574283827>shes still hereIt's been a year. C'mon kids don't waste your youth!
>>574283827Sharty…
>>574282828being male sounds like it sucks kek
>>574284125>7 months, when Chapter 6 releasesI wish, hopepilled anon. I wish
>>574283852I agree with all of this and wish for it to happen to myself, everything about it is so perfect that I have nothing to add to it
>>574284179Well, she is a dyke. It comes with the territory. Alphys probably doesn't mind it.
>>574284185Yes but it's good because it might finally be what drives you to leave 4chan
I don't have a penis, may I borrow one of yours?
Holy shit original Mew Mew is so fucking ugly
>>574284283it's called tobycore soul
>>574283827of fucking course it's a kid. fucking LMAO
>>574284179Because she's based, bitches need hit. To know their place.
>>574284185only if you get a name attached to yourself, otherwise just come and go like the wind and you'll be free
>>574284161>smallcuteshow me
>>574284179aggressive anime lesbians are the normnoelle wants to get annihilated by susie, etc
>>574284275Sure, do you want the dragon or the knot?
>>574283827This is who carolanon told to off themselves???
>>574284185Genuinely yes. We had some guy obsessed with the Snowdin bunny girl and theadpillars and sharties flipped their anuses a dozen times over
>>574283704I only talked how I want to fuck femanons tho
I'll make a new whiteboard next thread
>>574284283Fuck you
>>574283885your problem is spiritual or psychological, not sexualimagine if that impulse was towards cleaning or working out or eating drywallwould you still give in????>>574283916that's weird, because I wouldn't say that because measurability of testosterone in blood is a terrible test for the vectors I described as testosterone binding to blood means it isn't being received by testosterone receptorsyou have to get a complete lab profile which would show increased cortisol and weaker androgen presence as well as testosterone, a bone and muscle density and body fat percentage are also usefulthere's no one number you look at, you can't just say "herp derp I have normal test levels" because a standard immunoassay will also show SHBG which isn't usable, it will also show testosterone bound to albumin which isn't usable, and it will also show free testosterone which is the only usable hormone that can be taken up by receptors
please be nice on the new thread its my birthday
>>574284367no that was me
>>574284374i miss that guy
>>574284394I can't WAIT to draw a smiley face on it
>>574284367Groomeranon...
>>574284185no, not if you're an underage dramatard from /soc/it's actually REALLY easy to avoid drama
>>574283827Does not look like Noellefags art? What happened to the last person you said was totally them?
>>574284451Hey, mine too. I forgot. Happy birthday.
>>574283984carolfag schizophrenia on live KEK
>>574284447this schizo bullshit
>>574283827I dont care just show me where I can see that toddlercon Kress
>>574283827Honestly I don’t care and think both of the people are giant assholes. Disruptive schizoid attention whore vs jealous drawfag attention whore
>>574284447my problem is i don’t have someone who im madly in love with to have sweaty passionate sex with that’s my problem
>>574283827What is the emoji meaning close to minor? Is it a dog whistle for something?
>>574284378You didn't
>>574284508Did you really forget your birthday anon thats so sad. Birthday brother I love you please treat yourself today
Incredible dialogue I completely forgot about this lmfao.
i wish i could draw so i could hve fun on gthe whiteboard.///
>>574283827I’m gonna hit er’ up if, don’t mind me. Thanks for the @
Guess I'm going to get banned for telling the mods to do their job
>>574284252you are an anon of exquisite taste! i wish that both of us could live out this dream.
>>574284626I think I did, only that matters
Talk about the videogame Deltarune made by Toby Radiation Fox
>>574284374I have a collage of their art saved, it's nice work. Why'd they leave? I can't imagine someone being too bothered by some people threadshitting about them unless it crosses certain lines
>>574284530i mean you can pretend that SHBG and albumin aren't in your blood if you want, because I said the word "spiritual" in a joking way at someone who called himself a sex maniac, or you can get an LC-MS/MS (liquid chromatography-tandem mass spectrometry) test, order a luteinizing hormone and prolactin test, then you might have some ground to stand on
Only a new thread can save us...
>>574284675have fun fighting the other groomers. you're years of manipulation behind.
Susie boob
I forgot to get the eggs
>>574283827Bitch who cares this much?
Would you rather be forced to have sex with one of the krisfags or one of the tennafags?
>>574284764Susie is clearly purple in this. Not white. Or maybe pink. I'm pretty bad with colors.
>W-Why do you care there's an underage child that got groomed shitting up the thread!!
>>574282706
Why does /v/ hit image limit but not /vg/
>>574284772can you post it (next thread, maybe)
>>574284530>last time you didn't reply>this anon replies>dismiss biochemistry as schizo bullshit
Maybe lust...
>>574284878image limit on /vg/ is doubled iirc
total carolanon vindication
>>574282706>>574284871unfunny fucking posts trans "people" have 1 joke
>>574284658shes so ugly
just filter the word carolanon and you don't have to see annoying retards doing their gayops anymore and you still get to see her posts.
>>574284642It is what it is! You treat yourself for me. Something sweet!
>>574283827So you know it’s a mentally ill minor, and posted their socials? dude.
I might be missing something but this is the fastest thread on the website
>>574284853>underage child that got groomed YUUUUUUM!!!!!
>>574285001Or better yet report them, they got wiped a few threads ago for damn good reason
WHY IS THERE NOT A SPECIAL SCENE HERE... TOBY HAS FAILED ME...
Why are there so many underage girls in pedophilia and grooming school shooters?Does internet ruin them so much?
>>574283827>no side by side art comparisonsThis is just schizophrenia isn’t it.
>>574284979why are you so mean :(
>>574284880I'd have to figure out how to use catbox.... fffffuuuuuccckkkkk......
>>574285064The moids got horny sharing their dick specs
>>574283827The replies are funny as hell>Trying to somehow twist it into "CAROLANON IS STILL BAD">Then "ERM I DON'T CARE (BUT STILL REPLIED)">Into "W-WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE POST THIS ANYWAY!"
>>574284871I've been meaning to do that for the past few weeks but finally my laziness has paid off!Thanks anon
>>574284979Kirkposting makes 2
>>574285064GRIM. Sincerely.
>>574284939Annihilation, more like. The proof is in the archives
>>574284979baby twiggawd
>>57428518241%
>>574285209chuds have one joke
I can't believe I'm saying this but can we go back to talking about dick sizes?
*weeping* new thread...new thread..peleaase...newt hread....uooooo...
>>574285064/utg/ has been the fastest thread on the website a few times. 4Chan is dying real bad, and it's why this place consistently gets shit up so much. It's the last bastion of shit actually happening and being unlike the rest of the site (usually).
>>574285140I’m replying to things out of concern for your mental health.
first painter, now carolanonwho's next, fujoanon? you will all drive the drawfags away like this
>>574285182Baby twig god?
>>574284772I think they just got tired of /utg/'s antics
>>574285104because you people are more obnoxious than early internet furries, you don't get to say shit like "we just want to exist" and then spend every waking minute doing attention whore shit and making everything about feeding your narcissistic tendencies it'sannoying
>>574283827Old kike carolanon sneeding at minors makes complete sense tbf
>>574285114ganbatte
>>574285231I'm going to miss this thread, it's going to be the best one we have all week.
>fastest thread on the website>poals get ~20 replieshohohooooooooooooly FUCK this place is dead.
I think Soulelle is really cute and that Susie is a hussy and that Kris needs to stop being such a little bitch.
>>57428522741% isnt a joke you retarded loser im telling you to kill yourself
>>574284853but enough about Berdfag getting groomed by 8ch
>>574285250To think that after Deltarune is finally done, the site might finally reach the true beginning of the end....
>>574285353that's a joke though.
>archive schizophrenia and namefag fights
>>574285227you say this about percentages, attack helicopters, acronyms, and morestarting to think you guys are the ones with only one joke
>>574285285https://files.catbox.moe/5km60t.pngit was exceptionally easy
>>574285457>>574285457>>574285457Skate on, dudes
>>574285140>WHHHYYY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT MY DOSSIER!
>>574285250This is the most depressing thing I've read all week
>>574285450Finally, a good post.
4chan has been dead for 20 years anon its just you and me in here
>>574285462you don't speak english properly dude
>>574285367I honestly don't know if they could salvage the site. They keep doing stupid mistake after stupid mistake, and their refusal to properly ban shitters to instead let things wrote because ??? has resulted in the worst environment. I KNOW for a fact it's letting retards constantly slide in and ruin shit as well, since I've seen it to discords where moderation is "loose" (basically non-existent) and tries to run off of "community policies itself". It never fucking works and results in absolute cretins running everything.Plus, everyone is on twitter now.
>>574285410I would genuinely hate this and I don't even hate trans people but it's blatantly an entirely western fashion trend and applying it to fictional settings as if it's something universal and real is just insane, it would be like if he just suddenly said he needs better health insurance or that he voted for Bernie it has no place here
>>574285307I mean /v/ got a poal with over 100+ votes for Kris vs Susie, I think /vg/ is just weird
>>574285514do you like me
>>574285103Keep denyinghttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/543569614/#543601124https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/572030951/#572034349>>574285280I see UK healthcare hasn't been effective for your mental health. You should turn off your ipad.You must be 18 or older to use this website.Get actual help, because whatever medication and therapy you're on aren't working properly.
>>574285034Good, on them. Monitors needs to learn their place.
>>574283827>YzilmaBASEEEEEDD
>>574285250If Deltarune is so popular why don't they capitalize on the enthusiasm and allow people to talk about the game on /v/.
>>574285574>Chapter 6 Ralsei complains about paying off his student loans
>>574285626we kinda loooooooooooooooove you
>>574283827So you're telling me that Carolfag got artmogged so hard ny a mentally ill child that they doxxed their socials to 4chan?Le fucking mao
>>574285752What’d you expect of that conniving frothing bitch?
>>574285752>implying the minor’s art skills are goodIt’s shit. It barely looks like Noelle and they can only draw Noelle and nothing else. It’s literally a one trick pony.
>>574285910sneed carolbitch. noellecute is the golden goose.
>>574284053It’s always a Brit or Canadian
>>574286038this is not how english speakers communicate, sorry anon. you have a big sign that says "i'm a stupid ESL" over you at all times.
>>574285574this kek like fuck off you retarded parasites
>>574285910You have got to be kidding, dude. Noellefah is by far the best artist we currently have
>>574285910the art is cute quit talking like a bitter foid from foid 4chan
>>574286112>parroting the same lame bityawn
>>574286187still clumsy
>>574286187carolanon hates to admit they got mogged by a minor
what the fuck happened here
>>574286038I have no idea who that is. Mid art is mid art and I am not stroking some kid’s ego because they can draw some basic ass cute slop you can find from thousands of other artists. Her sharty brigade can hype her shit up all they want. Keep her over there.
>>574285643You’re desperate to put these pieces together into some kind of grand narrative and are coming across as unhinged.>>574286361Schizophrenia.
>>574286376And yet she shined brighter than you ever will
>>574283827The return of the dossier...
