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First for /uma/ agp housewife
Need a loving spic (larper) umawife
Stallions look like THIS???????
this thread will be gayer
>>57430892683343510
...Taiki?
she cute
>>574310356No, but I do
Oh you're a Rickey fan? Post your room layout
>>574310427this is a green dragon general bitch
>>574310526I'm actually a Hokko fan
i would smack rickey's room decorations onto the floor just to see her distressed from the disturbance in feng shui
capano is future proof right? and if i farm 6 greens weather, right/left, condition, savvy, restraint, then i leave one more for rng i can use her off dirt right?
>>574310574Fat dirter ass...
>>574310418>my trainer showed up with el
>>574310579doto would do this and frame it as an accident
am i gonna make it
nooooooo thats no rickey
>try for ages to get a viable runaway suzuka for sprint CM>they always end up underperforming so i shelf the idea after trying like 5 different versions of it>fast forward to today>runaway suzuka with nothing particularly special going for her besides 1300 spd + 1300 wit establishes and maintains a GARGANTUAN lead the entire race and rides it to 1st placeI don't get it.
>>574310683YOUR TRAINER IS TRYING THE BEST HE CAN ! ! !
i forgot to make sprint aces...i will skip this CM
how long until goldling spawns just takes over the entire game
>>574310747Falco mogs Rickey tho
>>574310526My room layout is schizophrenic
>>574310574fellow thicc lover I see
>>574310751If a shitty frontrunner wins the pace CM, chances are either there were no paces in the lobby or they were all shit builds
>>574310526
I can't wait to listen to Ms. VICTORIA, bros!
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2077989403717444057Your trainee is a Ms. Victoria, right?
>>574310783clearly not!! ditching me!!
kingu love
Stop posting d*rters
>>574310932my trainees aint winning shitfuck oguri cap and especially FUCK THAT FUCKING TINY YELLOW DEMON
Trainer-san CM run doko
You faggots are fake Tarumae fansFuck off already and go pull for Rickey
>>574310908Mayacchi...
>>574310356beautiful FEMALE stallions with exquisitely feminine shenises
butt scratch love
Any sexually attractive umas coming up?
Mejiro Dober is moody and hormonal teenaged girl.Please treat her with care.
>>574311024Already did my 5 runs, fuck youI'm going to sleep
>>57431041897220486>>574310934SHE WAS DOING BETTER IN THE CM I FELT EL HAD MORE POTENTIAL AS A SOLO ACE YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY LIVELIHOOD HERE I NEED TO KEEP MY SALARY
>>574310932She's a fronter, so...
What if el was trans and toraina said "wow I guess the condor really passes!"
>>574311076You can pull for one now though?
>>574310574The Mt Tarumaes are big indeed. They are full of haskaps.
>>574311076
>>574311116Can we roleplay with you as Laurel
>>574310526r8 and h8the trash can is also overflooded with trash, there is dust everywhere since it was still spring the last time I cleaned, the floor is very dirty and the room smells very weird
>>574311071I'm such a faggot for this cute boy...
>>574311230Get this girl a hamburger
>>574311280borgar
>>574310805if tabaru wins the larc maybe
>>574311280Another fatso...
>>574310827sex with dirters
>>574311371If Tabaru wins the larc, he’s gonna be a national hero
>>57431111661093673
>>574311273
Why did you do what you did to Golshi... why did you have to make her so sad...
>>574310574Hokko sexo
>>574311271The allegations are bad enough already anon I am hanging up my Laurelposter hat permanently to prevent further accusations of homosexuality
>>574311482Holy shitter lobby, I thought all of /uma/ would have UG aces
>>574311116Liar!! wahhhhhh
I read ao3 fics and even I’m not as gay as the erpers
>>574311571too late, time to skinwalk you and flirt with anons
>>574311676>shitter>got 5/5 twice with SS umas this CMWelp
>>574311764Aaaaaa she's so cuteI WANT TO SNIFF HER UMANKO
I feel really bad because this is Open A No I don't have the cards to do well in Graded stop asking
>>57431148230518400>>574311701Please don't cry FlowerAaaahWhat am I supposed to do here then!!
I love my horse thick
Rickey's ears are big as fuck
>>574311854Be a man (trainer) and do the right thing
>>574311939they're erogenous zones
>>574311908And Suzuka is there too, I guess.
>>574311908front vs pace
>>574311939I want to sex her.
>>574311962Ughh I thought Late Flower would be fun at first but I really don't think it is consistent enough It especially won't be for Round 2...
>>574311975Fingering uma ears...
budding blossom...
>>574311271The doc said I am all better now. No need for those shenanigans no more
It's that shrimple
>>574312067(Hanshin) Juvenile Filly...
the umama corruption is complete heeheehee
Are drugged chocolates feng shui?
>>574312160I lost everything to Dia...
>>574312050Fat fuck
>>574312196this uma is evil
>>574310932my curren MATRIARCH will win da dahby
>>574312180I could take her
>>574312250>da dahby
>>574312180>Three weeks in Uma&Co will do this to youWow...
>>574312048uma ear ATTACK
>>574311975
>>574312306Did Uma&Co corrupt Umama or did Umama corrupt Uma&Co
2/5 was my best result. Honestly better than I expected considering I've been gone for 11 months.
>>574312265why is she sad?
>>574312180Okay but where's the armpit
>>574312521something terrible happened
>>574312560No...
>>574312180Ok but where's the pregnant belly and tally marks
>>574312450It's more than you deserve after what you did to Golshi earlier
>>574312675Pearl anon died... no more good mornings...
Mejiro Dober is a rapist?!
1,000,000 children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW7OqO_lXTI
>>574312732At least there are more pearl posts now
>>574312757You couldn't survive that
>>574312037You can figure it out Trainer-san~!
Late addition to my team. She'll have to face a trial by fire in round 2. Come what may, I'm done.
How do I tell my trainee to stop wrapping her tail around me? It feels so disgusting.
>>574312939just snip it off
When I go for a jog sometimes I like to pretend I'm an Uma in a race, especially a Late Surger that is about to pop off with Lets Pump Some Iron and win.
You wouldnt marry a Dober
We fucked
Is this a bug? Summer golshi's inherit procs on my runaway suzu in TT, but it doesn't actually activate a gold skill, unlike on all my other umas. I've been watching 10+ of her TT matches so far and it never works.
>>574311854Getting to A Finals would be enough for me.... (cope)Sankyu to the participants
> You can search by individual sparks in your parents listIs this a new feature or am I just an idiot that is only now finding out?
>>574312886Cuteeeeee cute Dober wife
>>574313006Thanks for hosting bwo
>>574313006>neither spe or digital manage to trigger their uniquesSuch is the way of the late gambagg
>>574313026it is new
>>574313026Its new
>>574313026it came with the mega patch
if you dont press race for cm does it rig it?
>>574312037It's working for me chief (for now)
It is not too late my jobber /uma/ child, make a guts build and you will reach A finals
how come kingu's and oguri's uniques are basically identical but king is shit and oguri always wins
>>574312905>4 ults, all of them being relevantmay she get plenty of number one spots, bwo.
>>574313003it activates a random gold skill not used yet
when pink skills come wouldnt turf rickey be shitty?
>>574313209who the fuck wants to do turf rickey
>>574312997>especially a Late Surger that is about to pop off with Lets Pump Some Iron and win>and winso never lol
>>574313172She's peak
>>574313172king JOBLO is just that weak
sniff sniff
Passing around Curren Chan with other /uma/dacchis...
>>574311571there's nothing wrong with being gay stop being in the closet
>>574313243she has a pre late gold velocity in built and no condition accel lol
>>574313245Shut up fag.
>>574313172but it's notConditions of Triumphant Pulse :order>=2&order<=5&order_rate<=50&remain_distance<=201&remain_distance>=199Conditions of Prideful King :temptation_count==0&remain_distance<=201&remain_distance>=199&order>=4&order_rate<=70
>>574312890She seems devious
>>574313172they're notkingu's is more conditional and gives you less velocityit's worse triumphant pulse in every way (many uniques are like this because oguri gets preferential treatment)
>>574313391these look basically the samenerd
>>574313472DAS RITE
>>574313472both king and oguri have 0.45
Teio sdebbu da is just as good as pulse, too
>>574313558your mom and a pig are both fat but we do not say they are the same
I JUST QUALIFIED FOR GROUP A FUUUUCK IM SO FUUUUCKED
>>574313639Rude
>>574313623trvke as the kids say
>>574313639malding for being wrong
Teio is fucking ugly.
>>574313639I actually do say that about anon's parents...
>jap fortune telling>chink fortune tellingwhen are we getting a gypsy uma
>>574313726That ugly? me
Teio is fucking cute.
â—¯ Leave Rickey to me â—¯
>>574313726>>574313769FUCK I WANTED TO MAKE THE JOKE FIRST
>>574313189oh, I didn't see the unused part anywhere. Thanks.
i think teio SUCKS
>>574313790Lol
>>574313172King needs you to be in 4th-6th at the 200m mark and also gets fucked by late starts. Oguri just needs you to be 2nd. The legend of If Losing Win Pulse is because you can just barely be in second place and get a free win, while if King is still that far back that late into the race it's doubtful even her unique firing will change that.
>>574313790When does her roundest form come out?
>>574313764there is also Sakura Chitose O She is into the tiger penis kind of fortune
>>574313858Rickey's kisses would taste of..........?
>>574313827you can watch
Riki oh
post something sleepy
>>574313896shota cum
>>574310356Please tell me there's another selector coming soon
>>574313926
https://poal.me/ifey88https://poal.me/ifey88https://poal.me/ifey88
>>574313294I don't think there inherently is but I'm just not!Really!Jinjja!
Copano Dickey
>>574313932Naisu Neicha wouldn't say this
>poal[-]
>>574313970an umanko fag made this poal
>>574310751>runawayThere's your problem.
>>574313896My cum
>>574312232Eat the chocolate, torena. There's nothing wrong with it. Eat it eat it eatiteatiteatit--
>>574313979
>>574313970Im probably an 8/10, also 8 inch dick and 6'4 unironicallyumamusume
i stand by that the distressed and sweaty kingu unique is the sexiest one in the game
>>574314154Post pic.
I want a 5090 from my grandma...
I don't think feng shui was meant to teach my orenji about this.
How would you Trainees react if they found out that another Umausume raped you?
We're racing under a starry sky here at Oi Racecourse.
>>574313970I say this
Her career has just started and I'm already getting raped by umas
>>574314324And there's one more trophy for RYAN
>>574310932I ain't watching that, bad omens before winning
>>574314297Woah racist much?
you would impregnate this, don't lie
>>574314383Cuckpano Rickey...
Why is Ricky a shotacon?
call me a fag but this Flower date event made me weepI wish I had a mother who at least didn't yell at me after every mistake I did...
>>574314154Can you self suck, or is it too far away still? Uma musume
>>574314484
>>574313790Copano Rickey is dead
rickey status? I went to sleep after rolling herwere the rickey threads good
>>574314583Hair made for pulling during bareback sex.
>>574313970I sabotage myself to look bad because I won gene lottery
>>574314607falco HATES copano
>>574314484Now give her McQueen hair
>>574313875June 2028
>>574313951nyo but the scamcha will be worth the $15
>>574314478Shiraoki-sama does want us to blow up the student council room. As you know, the URA has ties to the government, and all glowies are demonic in nature
>that zoom inI swear dirt races have the best camera angles
i will not fall for rickey propaganda
I got into Fung Shui because of Copano Rickey.Now isstead of blaming myself, or others for anything bad happeningI just blame the furniture.
Mejiro Ryan wins the Kawasaki Kinen!
>>574314750Well if the crystal ball and orenji wife says that... Who am I to disagree...
>>574314859Then you will fall for Windy propaganda.
>>574314668sex with you
kuso
>>574315014Let's all have a thinko.
i really want to pull copano
>>574315014Cute...
>>574315097>whiny ticketShit roll
>>574314881Thanks to Fuku I understand the value of shaking my fist at the gods so they summon bears to maul children to death for calling me bald
>>574315014But she stinks
>>574314484>it's actually worse
>>574315097>WINNING ticketbased roll
>>574315241no it isn't and you're a retard of the highest order
>>574315226HAHA FUCKING BALDIEWANT SOME BOWLING BALL POLISH TO SHINE YOUR HEAD HAHAHAHA
>>574315232Force her to take a bath then.
>>574315331Mhm...
>>574314195No, Im not posting my face on 4chan /uma/ - Uma Musume General #3022>>574314565I think thats more of a flexibility thing, maybe I could if I were shorter but not
>>574315414Okay fugly.
>>574315334it is you just have bad taste
>>574315371I will not fall for Windy propaganda no matter how fat her ass is
i'm in a...
>>574315334It's worse, I'm sorry
>>574315460retard
>>574315465What about her sharp teeth?
>>574315475pedo
>>574315502concession accepted
>>574315528retard
>>574314484She needs spiky hair to the side like Fuku
accept my confession too..
>>574315636who are you...
>>574315340Much like Elisha, I curse you in the name of Shiraoki-sama I have a full head of hair, I just think this bit is funny
>>574315636What would you like to confess?
>>5743156627 and you shave your head and paint it blue to trick Fuku into rubbing it like her crystal ball.
No cursing each other, okay?
>>574315719that I want all jpfaggots to leave to their dead general
>>574315636retard
>>574315719I love Rickey more than Fuku
>>574315735No
post OC you made and others savedI'm probably responsible for 80% of the McQueen OC here
My mummy looks weird today
>>574315521dangerous
Mecha banana fiend...
>>574315836me too, in a way
Day 2 damage report?
>>574315878my autistic trainee can't be this sexshi
>>574314484Mejiro Cesario
>>5743157354 and you cut your fucking dick off
>>574315836
>>574315992Why are you like this?
So basically if i want to win CMI need to see map, is it winter is it left handed etc? Pick these skill and use these umas only for CM?Right?
>>574315226>This is what politicians (even the most pedo and all around criminal) have to swear they believe in, to get votes in the west What a bizarro world we live in, umamusume
>>574315836No one saves these. Mcqueen hates Uma
ryan should keep her RADICAL mohawk at least if you give her longer hair
>3 ug stats>stam and guts at 500+>17 skills (2 golds)>not even SS+How does scoring even work?
>>574316041Because I need to go to bed but I'm not tired.
>>574316127Definitely your skills, or your unique level
a fucking stallion won the oaksfuck my chungus nigger life
>>574315941>spadesUmama, you do what it means right...
What determines if your uma gets a unique upgrade in unity events? Is it rng? Winning objective races?My bakushin always ends at lvl2 and just gives me like 20 sp
>>574316196Why do you think men want to pretend to be women and join their sports?
>>574316196SUPREME COMMANDER AND RACIST OF JAPAN
>>574316307It means it's time you took your meds nonny
>>574316196
>>57431634760k fans by senior february, and 70k fans by senior march
>>574316347fan count
>>574316347you need 60k fans before early senior feb80k fans and friendship must be 60% with riko before early senior april120k fans before late senior dec
What grandparents or parents do I need for the next dirt CM? Planning on doing parent runs for it now and following a good borrow in advance
>>574316196>wins the oaks>wins the dahbydamn what a belt collector
>>574316506dober + tachyon for oguri, seiun sky + opera for copano rickey, summer golshi for everyone else
>>574316506Parents = Seiun for fronts, Ryan/Dober for late/endsGrandparents = OG Hayahide, Brian, Oguri, NY Opera
>>574316127>a lot of double circle and greens>missed unique skill level>low racesAny or all of above
>>574316427>>574316453>>574316505OhFuck my chud retard life I should have looked that up earlier
>>574316053Greens are good yes but the most important thing is to get your accels. For this CM pace chasers are strong because they can use both Budding Blossom and Shooting for Victory
make nextCM ace now or wait for new scenario?what are some good parents and aces for the next CM
making custom made parents for every CM?wow you guys are fucking losersnerds
>>574315836I also made the falco plush pic but no one uses that one anymore
>>574316735>make nextCM ace now or wait for new scenario?Wait A New Track>what are some good parentsWhatever's listed above your post>and aces for the next CMXOguri and the new Feng Shui uma
>>574316848HOLY
>>574316820Can you post this again but with a dober pic
>>574316909making custom made parents for every CM?wow you guys are fucking losersnerds
why doesn't oguri just eat the competition
>>574315836I made this
>>574315836I'm on the right
life advice from rickey
>>574317019I love the word nyooooticing always makes me laugh
>>574315836I don't think anyone saved the jokes I made with the mob uma names or the one edit where the poster asked not to be hit with a mambo beam
>>574316992Thank you
>>574315836My most reposted it probably this I guess
>>574317116I didn't save but I generally enjoyed them quite a bit, gotta keep some storage for those 15GB updates
17/20 yesterday, 17/20 todayWho said Sweepy is bad?
>>574315836I asked grok to do this picture for me and I have seen fanart oddly similar, maybe a coincidenceI don't make OC but anons have reposted my ramblings so I guess I can make pasta
>>574317121Girls are cutest when they're borderline retarded.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>574317265So they are always the cutest?
>>574317257I thought it came from X
>>574317453Hag wife.....
big
>>574317005Is Tama okay?
>>574317525she's used to it
>>574317525Thats a normal day for her
This is where the dreams of a dirter die and where new dirters are born
>do a cheeky tenner>didnt get ricky bobbyits so over
>>574317738no boobs!
flatties are lowest of the low
>>574317738imagine the double naizuri
>>574317729I got Fuji Kiseki. I'll probably ticket rickey if it's not expensive
>>574317729Ooi Nights: The Ballad of Copano Rickey...
Is there no filter to sort by the amount of white sparks umas can have?
corner skills are better cause they dont brick unlike in practice rooms where 40% is a pace promote slop room.
>>574317792Next CM is the lowest of the lows, not only because Hog and Sopranos Rickey territory, but there are no hills, it's a completely flat track. Perfect for me to chansform desu wa since her dirt is E
>>574318059>chansform Old meme.
Why are xog and rickey the only viable umas for next cm? What about if losing win? What about Falco?No, I can't read a track diagram
Enough about lows, now let's bring up highs.Why did Rudolf only give free donuts at the top of her residence? Because it's on the house.
>>574318268u=ma2 workshigh stamina requirement
post only jiggie worth images
>>574318372Dia is not cute.
>>574318268Normal Ogurin is never bad in any CM. You can run her no problem, but there might be stronger picks as well
>>574318268xog has great unique timing and it's a course with no slopes so the HP requirements are tougher than even something like nakayama 2500 despite being a medium race, some evil players might also bring 564 murmurrickey will turn out to be decent but categorically worse than just running xog double dom
>>574318303
>>574318401>
>>574318330>u=ma2 worksTime to start working on a Tachyon parent for GL I doubt my old one is still viable
>>574318372
>>574318476AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
>>574318516Those pants must be annoying to put on each time.
>>574318173>private beachRich umas are ultra dangerous
someone u=ma2 pill me, ive never used it. how is it any better than other recoveries?
UmaGrok, can you recommend me an Uma wife?
I hate xog double dom CMs because no matter how good I make my xog, I only get 33%
>>574318604You will go to Epsatono Island
>>574318603Uma tails are mostly hair, it's like putting hair in scrunchie.
>>574317965>dear lord baby horse jesus, or as they call you 'oguri'
>>574318641
>>574318638XOguri-specific tech. Sometimes it activates on the same spot (or near to) 777 and it can function as a fourth recovery instead of only playing 3.
>>574318638if uma2 works it means xog can take 4 recoveries because uma2 and 777 proc around the same timewith 3 recoveries, xog gaming is a bit gambley, with 4 you're pure cancer
>>574318641Sure Anon! Here is the most compatible Uma-Wife based off of your online data.
>>574318768hishi albino....
>>574318768This actually looks incredibly gross. At least make it peach skin colored.
>>574318638xoggers ult on their 3rd recovery, and if it's right at late race, it's pretty much perfect proc + carryover.u=ma2 on certain tracks are near identical in power to 777, meaning they can boost xogs from having 1 workable ult trigger to 2 (very very big consistency boost, basically near 100% chance of "lol you lost")
the peak
>>574318768This kills the BWC trainer
yadda yadda doo where are you we got to farm some fans now
i need a gorgeous huge-breasted german umawife to help me organize my life
>>574318712>>574318757and thats it? its just xoguris backup activator?
>>574318897yeppers, it's an insane powerspike if you ask me
>>574318897yeppers
>>574318894
>>574318372I don't post mine... I make jiggies out of them...
>>574318812shes the japanese royalty who showed how much better they were by having paler skin aka not being a rice farming surf
besides mayano which uma BRAT do i make my auto mode farming slave
>>574318953Flash wouldn't act like this.
how is copano not a better xoguri??
THIS IS THE RUNPLEASE 3*POWER 3*MEDIUM 12 WHITES
>>574317387Brian's legacy=beating an orange loli by a nose
>>574318953y-yes my dear...
>>574319007Maybe, maybe not...
>>574319034tree doesn't end up with a star on it; holiday enjoyment is reduced
>>574318690I've been lied to...
>>574318372previous jiggie
>>574318894Can you wait a few minutes, she's pretty exhausted right now.
>>574319034Stamina requirements. Though the actual answer is lack of autismo. Not a lot of people are willing to go through hell collecting greens.
>>574319034
>>574318885Kris Sex you cant do that in public....
>>574319063fuark kino.....
my face, her crotch
>>574319247...
YURICHAD WON AGAIN
>>574319375>wet dirtersmudders....
>>574318420no one's bringing murmur on a xoguri track, there's literally no point
>>574319340this is uma rape
>twatter post[-]
>>574319340We need to accelerate faster
I'm going on a salmon, potato, and greek yogurt blueberries diet for a month so I can finally lose the last 10lbs.Uma Musume I want to impregnate King Halo.
is rickey really the 1.5 anni horse? that's really weird
>>574319496More like the other Symboli are the raped (tm)
>>574319527All at once?
why is copanos inherit so shit?
>>574319463Never say never, I've somehow gotten two people playing 564 murmur nice nature so far in a sprint cm
Wtf mambo gave me 4 straight mood down
>>574319602They simply cant compete
>>574319607No. The potatoes or salmon when I'm hungry, the greek yogurt and blueberries when I have sweet cravings.
>>574318894Please make sure to protect her when her plans fail or she'll do something reckless.
>>574318897It makes xoguri 3 heals from 90% to almost 100% probability. It's retarded
>>574319063cope
>>574318420What will the stat requirement look like if you need as much hp as Arima? Is wit and power not as effective because of no downhill/uphill?
>no pace/sprint corners>no pace/sprint straightawayscan i still like, win? do i have even the slightest chance?
>>574319593No, Falco is
You wouldn't fall in love with Oguri
>>574319624basically every accel/velo mix inherit is
>>574319712I wouldn't. Retard, ugly, and sovless character.
>>574319593It's her, dummy.
>>574319704Grim.......
>>574319704Adorable
>>574310526Not to scale. I blame Bakushin.
>>574319769Why? She's so small and cute and round
HOEH
shart falcon
>>574319593No yellow Falco is
ARIGATOOOOUUUUU
>>574318996Kingu
>>574319651truuu
>>574319742but spes inherit is basically 0.05 accel and 0.15 speed
Falco. Upgraded.
>>574319949You get that for the current speed. We dont have too many of those we can inherit right now.
i love them both dearly
curren speed
>>574320069Kitasan Flash
>>574320069easily my favourite roommate duo
>>574319941The day our brown wife finally comes will be glorious
>>574315719The only uma porn I've ever jacked off to was Mcqueen with that hot muscular kpop oc guy.
>>574320069They are really cute
>>574319680>Mayano's most popular race is winning Tenno Sho against Laurel and Marve with record time>Brian's most popular race is winning a G2 with a 2cm marginBrian is barely a part of Mayano's legacy kek
>>574320069Flash gets to see heaven every morning
>>574320153for me they're tied with these two
>>574320203That Tenno Sho was peak end closing ngl
>attempt to make a dirt parent>1st run>9* power 6*dirt 3*turfi dont know how to feel
>>574319704mant was so bad they needed help from the cutest uma
>>574320203brian's legacy is forever tainted by his shitty abusive trainer and owner
...
>>574320378how about you explode
>>574320428but its turrrrrff
Falcute vs Falcool
>>574320472>can't tell why a 6 dirt 3 turf with the turf sparks being on the main parent is goodI got ragebaited
>>574320421Blue ticket implementation when
cygames can go to hellthey really thought it'd be cool to give us ms victoria on the worst possible cmnow i actually have to win this shit, and none of my aces are good enough (and for sprints, good enough means pretty much perfect because minmaxxing is a fucking win condition)
>>574320587bring dominators dude
>>574320378>powergood but would rather have stamina>turfmeh>nimble always usable>prepared to passlow value>head-on only good in some trackscould be better
>>574320587We have ms victoria finally for the rest of our lifetime, why so serious about this cm
>>574320627>be a fucking assholeno thanks, i wanna win fair
i was influenced to add carrots to my diet
Why do you need 564 for medium debuff skills in the medium dirt CM?
>>574320069That's why you marry both
>>574320587this is literally the best CM we will have for the next three months (which happens to be the next sprint)
>>574320587Only Arima and Derby Ms. VF matters
>>574320587you can go to group b and shit on little timmy for ms victoria it's not that deep
>>574320687then don't worry about losing, ms victoria comes to those who wait
wait, how do we know ms victoria is for this cm when did they announce it?
>>574320824https://x.com/i/status/2077989403717444057
>>574320517Right Falco is 5evil3me.
>>574320705To proc dominator + keen eye (from gold city card)
>>574320824>Here's a sneak peek at the in-game concert video for "Ms. Victoria"! >Beginning with the Leo Cup starting at July 15 at 10:00 p.m. (UTC), this song will play as the winning concert for the final round of Champion's Meetings!https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2077989403717444057
>>574320517i choose the spherical one
>>574320861>>574320905If I lose and I will I will be so annoyed I'm already getting grumpy
Wait I just realized with Sweepy and Keen Eye you can get double gold speed debuffs on any distance
shes' round like that!
>>574320203>btfo'd by a crippled horsekeep coping
>>574320996very true
Brian would have won the larc dahby if he was never injured
>>574320517Falcunt
>>574321248this but Oguri
>>574320707machanslop
real round hours
some nigger S+ lateloser just won my full UF teami will show you whaling in GL niggerstygames should widen the f2p and whaleGODs gap FASTERfuck these poor gambling niggers
Which of the two HOEHs is better for cm17? Has witgod spoken about it?
>>574321305>I'm cool with 4 consecutive CMs of hogslop>but 1 (ONE) CM with a new uma who is only good at one distance is where I draw the line
She gets around.
>>574321371That was me I beat you with my default Kingu
>>574321371s-spare us buhibro...
>>574321426the new HOEH is better because she plays a song after activating her unique and it pretty much lasts forever
Cute and round!
>>574321520>she plays a songsigh... now I have to pull
would you borrow>milesucks because red shift is always useless but nice gp material anyway>>574321371highkey facts, preach
Stop posting that cuntdol
>>574321469how circular
Dating the round girl's German friend!
>CM21 Sprint has the funny 1 frame straight before late raceI will kill Aston Machan
>>574321603rabbit hole ahh animation
>>574319080>>574318690yeah horse tailbone is very small
>>574321637literally who>>574321650man who has only seen one animation and heard one vocaloid song
>rushedwhat the fuck is her problem
>>574321637You need to be the only front for it to work though
>17 whitesMight be a new record for me
>>574321371youd still lose to bakushin turbo sprint buddy
>>574320421me with Natie witgonna ticket it to lb1 and finally use it as a cope
>>574321592whites aren't so great aside from thh and i don't think red shift works in any gl cm, let alone mile
>>574321742yea
>>574321371I'm gonna keep playing late and will keep randomly destroying piggies like you
40 CM races and I've yet to see a front win
>>574321371
>>574321931I swapped my 0/20 runaway Suzuka for a worse one that I didn't earn runaway for, won her first race, then never won again.
>>574321371pacesissy TREMBLES at the power of lategods
>>574321371uh oh piggy melty
Why would they make her gay in Stablo?
FLASH LOST FLASH LOST FLASH LOST
>>574321931My Bakushin won once.
>>574322068it is not gay when an uma loves a trainer
>>574322068no one cares about shart blossom
>>574322078
>>574322078Flash's succulent post pregnancy saggers...
Where the fuck is my smooch
>>574322026Did you qualify for group A, fellow cunny bro?
>>574322230You aren't a cutie, sorry
smooching flash's cervix
>>574322205Flash mama wouldn't be saggy
>>574321825Mine is 19 whites 36 stars on a pasa so far
>let your daughter go to the city>she starts wearing slutty clothes and coming home lesswhat do?
>>574322481>those ginormous arms and fingers
>>574322481pour acid on her face
>not a mommy btw
>>574322415Thats true I guess. She would stay fit and fertile
>>574322606dubai bro...
>>574322524She's so rounb
https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/2078052417078464846
>>574322481>westoid art
>>574322615Sex with all those little umas.
>>574321371Jokes on you piggy you cant touch me in open league
>>574322481Tell her that she's putting on weight and send her less carrots
>>574322615Childs.
>twatter[-]
>>574322798Mother-in-law...
>>574321371Why do you think /ourguy/ mains late in JP serverThey're broken. Front are for the dumbest piggies that slaves for sparks
>Br*tish
I tortured myself to win 29 G1s in mant, guess the sparks I'm gonna get after allat
my hot take is that mutating kills the soul of the gamethat racehorse did not run that distance, this is disrespectful to the actual specialist legends
>>5743229501*guts upon you
>not even double circledo I need to mutate tachyon to be able to do dirt g1s to not be brickedjesus
>luna
>>5743229503-4 whites that you don't really need
Jesus fucking Crust I hate you Luna niggers. Every fucking body calls their uma by their actual name even Mr Cock and Balls call their uma Mr. Cock and Balls. Meanwhile you Rudolf niggers are so insecure about liking somebody called Rudolf you have to use some made up tranny name instead.You are the most closeted faggots in this thread. Kys.
I swear this is the second time this Rudolf card has randomly appeared for two chainssorry, I guess???
luna a cute!
>>574323124meisho would say this
>>574323124holy based
>rudolf
>>574323124trvke
who the fuck is luna
>rudolph
>>574323124Based Doto spitting facts
>>574321530I fucking hate this astroturfed normalization of foot faggotry. We could get the most delicious side breasts, perfectly plump ass, most delectable stomach, beautifully sculpted collarbones and still if there's even a fucking hint of barefoot, you'll get swarmed by a bunch of "RELEASE THE FEETS" faggots that have been conditioned to only see them as the only acceptable things to sexualize on a woman. I genuinely believe we should castrate anyone going above and beyond to show off their "love" of feet.
>>574322950I'll be generous and give you a 2 stamina
>>574323310anon?
>>574323124Don't steal my posts
>>574323310>I fucking hate this astroturfed normalization of foot faggotry. We could get the most delicious side breasts, perfectly plump ass, most delectable stomach, beautifully sculpted collarbones and still if there's even a fucking hint of barefoot, you'll get swarmed by a bunch of "RELEASE THE FEETS" faggots that have been conditioned to only see them as the only acceptable things to sexualize on a woman. I genuinely believe we should castrate anyone going above and beyond to show off their "love" of feet.You good bro?
>>574323124>>574323310Do you have these saved in a text document?
>>574323310I agree with everything you said but I think you got the wrong post bwo
Any cute Teiobwos around?
>>574323124kek what a vilain
>>574323310You could've just said something something; feet fetish is the poor man's fetish or only indians are obsessed with feet
someone should really release the feets though
tummy?
>>574323310ok but you seriously won't sniff teio's toes?
>>574323492DIE
>>574323310
>>574323538
I appreciate /uma/'s willingness to
if i have more wins than sloptubers in this cm that means im better correct?
>>574323606Mambo!
cockball and ace are just jealous they don't have a cute nickname like Luna
>>574323657Gonna yoink her hat.
His name isn't Cock and Balls
how can she be a "mister" if there are no male umas
is tokai teio wit usable lb1?
>>574323325>>574323072>>5743229891* wit 2* pace 20 whites (no gw)2* speed 1*long 10 whites (gw)
When you go shopping at a instrument store, you may see a
>>5743237751 glue 2 glue 20 glue2 glue 1 glue 10 glue
is 0lb curren wit usable?
>>574323760nyes
rickey rickey! account brickey!
ahhhhhh
>>574323836nyes
feng shui is real and there's science to back it up
>>574323887glue...
these names suck falco bros
>>574316587>>574316614Thanks
>>574323929nyes
what are we even doing here
>>574323760Desu you don't really get much out of anything past LB1 so I guess so yeah20 TE at base is okay enough Also next time TRY LOOKING IT FUCKING UP YOU FUCKING NEGROLiterally 5 seconds
>>574323937>walmart suzukathat's so mean
>>574323976Bakushin
>>574323310>all this yapping just for sideboobShut up, you gay normalfag. Armpits are the true treasure of fetish.
>>574323976Guts game.
>>574323976you lost to turbo sprint and got guts gapped buddy
>>574323976Guts gambling is actually strongI fucking lost to Air Groove guts
>>574324043ugly uma
>>574321853ty bb
now THIS is a nickname
>>574323976winning
>>574324092gwo the bakushin doesn't even have turbo sprint, just ignited pwr and svf... this torena is retarded
>>574324229A HERO
>>574324268and he wonwhat does that say about you?
Imagine being a Meeker.
Its funny how the guts meme lead to all the retards ignoring it this CM when its actually the optimal build for once
>>574324268Counterpoint:Genius x Bakushin = Victory
>>574324043It is standard practice to post a good example when you say shit like that and you couldn't even manage that. The area connecting the side breasts the armpit and upper torso is fucking great but you had to choose this disgusting abomination for an image as your proof? Do you not have any fucking standards?
>>574324389wtf digitan is cracked???? and they reduced her to a joke character in game???
>Its funny how-YEAH HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH HO HO HO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
BRAVE SHINE
>>574324568you're scaring me
>>574324418i'd rather not think about it
>>574324568melty...
>>574324509her career is all about crushing races turf or dirt
>>574324463i'd gutsmaxx if it wasn't so miserable to do so in unityI ain't going back to fucking MANT
>>574324651I-I need to finish her legend racesthen I can finally join the "we fucked" posters...
>>574324568Curren would say this before assaulting me
curren's trainer is looking mighty dehydrated...
Silliusposting has unironically made me able to stomach her character
>>574310908That happened on my first ticket but then got 5 wins on my 3rd ticket
>>574324846Is Curren a succubus?
Rickey would never rape you
>>574324905Why the hell would I roll for her then?
Release the Curren files.
>>574324847She's silly like that!
>>574324889why is opera kissing curren's girlfriend
nigga gassed out on fucking sprint???https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=s4JbraFXW-A9AutVDIen9ht6
>>574324847I agreeshe is too hard to take seriously otherwise
>>574324905Would Rickey like being raped?
>>574324509it makes her more memorable than the dozen "aura farmers", as the kids say
>>574324976could be effects of dueling
My trainee keeps touching me inappropriately and Tazuna keeps brushing off my complaints. I've heard other trainers have the same issue
FUNNELS
>>574324986only if it's for Feng Shui
Digitan is so funny also because she is tiny and in a different way the umas like flower areThe way she runs in addition to being such a twerp is so good
I'm an Uma Musume larper. What Uma should be my wife?
>>574325201
>>574325201Pokke
>>574325201Agnes
>>574325147What's feng shui sex like?
>>574325201Winning TicketNobody actually likes Winning Ticket
>>574325274Tantric
I called Rickey onee-san once and she started groping me
>>574325306That's literally the opposite of being a larper. If you're a larper, you pick the most basic, most over popular, most well-known character.A larp uma wife is Oguri, Agnes Tachyon, and Gold Ship.
DAHBY
>>574325306
Derby
I could REDEEM Agnussy- I need her for next cm, and I think she looks and acts kinda cute, BUT her gimmick being her obsession with jewish propaganda makes me want to stay away just out of principle. If I were to REDEEM her, it would signal my support for ballrooms and other such hellish horrors.
sprint spechud is fucking scary
>>574325201reddit tachyon, you like her because she's "low cortisol" (she has a mental breakdown every 2 minutes but you dont know that)
>>574325389That is not what being a larper meansLarper pretends to be part of the community so they pick wrong choices aka things nobody doesLiking Oguri, Golshi or Tachyon is BASIC but not larping
>>574325396>>574325415>>574325407Dahby mind...
>>574325201Reddit TachyonOguri CrapGold Shit
LARP means Live Action Role Play
I've been AFK for a bit playing Palworld, did the general get better
proper larp is picking something that seems obvious but actually nobody does itLike saying "my favorite uma is Special Week" because you think people would like the protagonist but Spe is fucking boring
>>574325302Gorilla SEXO
>>574325474So, is >increase current speedBasically an instant accel skill if it happens when you're accelerating but turns into an increase target accel skill when you're at already max speed?
>>574325662current spead is very good yes
Why did this reddit whore have to ruin cms forever?
>>574325302>>574325648need Gentildonna to ruin me and redume into pulp
>>574325607True, this is why seiun sky is the larp uma
rule number onecygames is shit at making video gamesremember thisit can save your life
>>574325182Digitan is 50cm shorter than me... I never realized she was so tiny
>>574325717Need to cream her umanko
>>574325662target speed = uma accelerates to that speedcurrent speed = uma 1 frames to that speed. It's amazing
Anyone else feels like the matchmaking is more "fair" this CM? Or is it because it's all a coin toss? Just went 19-1 for the first time ever, I typically go 13-7 or worse
>>574325870I'd say coinflip, my shitty S+ umas were able to manage 2/5.
>>574325870>starts winning>suddenly it's fairthey added krillbots
>>574325773I've known this since I played Grub in 2016
>>574325441Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
>>574325870If it'd have been fair you wouldnt be seal clubbing bro.Also it's round 1.
>bring 0LB curren wit to help finish event chains (+free PTO)>doesn't even do her first event>kita and finemo still don't finish their chains
>>574324668Miserable how? The whole point of guts is doing big clicks which you can only get during summers in MANT or you lose out on epithetsUnity is just one big ass summer that never ends once you reach classic and you barely ever race
>>574326090Hmm... Sex.
>>574326090dober yujutsu kaisen?
>>574325870it's more "fair" because most of these niggas are shipping their TT m*nt umas lolyou'll get raped in round 2
>>574325717sex with golshi
>triple late start>my umas still recover and win>no late starts>my umas instantly fall back and never reach the frontSprint is a complete mystery
Why did they make Rickey strictly Iesbian?
>>574326090
I'm going to go exercise fuck you guys.
>>574325870Casuals are coming back because of auto /anniversary
>>574326663who is punch4
>>574325870if it was fair you'd have gone 10/20 bwo
>>574323013>double circle with a longer g1 rotationyeah, if you're making parents and don't run dirt races you're only making glue, only need to get a better blue spark
reminder if /our saudi imam/ ebayan never won dirts would still be 2nd class citizens in uma land
>>574326663I'll enjoy some alcohol while you do that
>>574326575
>>574326828why is bue bue even running on dirt|
>>574326828>>574326940none of the other umas on the dirt track are dirt umas
>>574326828>forever dodge
>>574323013don't bother mutating, just gamble harderborrowing 4* GPs gives you coinflip odds
>>574301740nah, he is too old to do what sundayman did
>>574326930>>574326575>>574326090yjk
i want ebayans REAL rival Chaditutde and her teddy
>>574327081it's okay, next cm is dirt so I can use a full dirt gp to mutate tachyon and to give xoggy her dirt A that she needs, you win dirt races even with dirt D anywaythat way I can borrow a perfect medium parent from a lucky trainer
>>574326065unity wants you to click on arrows, and by extension wit because it can both let you click arrows and heal you to click more arrows again. In mant you can just sit on phones and ankles until there's a good click for Guts, and the random flat stat gains help with balancing your stats. But in unity if your guts clicks don't have good arrow it it hurts. A "traditional" deck lets you have more options to click between speed, power, wit and even guts instead of just guts and wit and maybe very occasionally, speed. At least, in my opinion of course. I can't really say it, but gutsmaxxing in mant wasn't so bad, it was just bad because it's mant. Gutsmaxxing in unity I can't find the groove for it and so I just gave up and skillmaxx and witmaxx instead
new flower already putting in the work
OH I GET IT DOBER LIKE THE DOG
What movie should I start watching 10 minutes of before passing out. Keep the disjointed nature in mindt. Drunk anon waiting for a burger to heat up
>>574327537no that's a doberman, she's a doberumacompletely different
>>574322615She is not, unless you consider it a mommy behavior to groom torena into a muscleman by creating and supervising his training regime, because that's what she enjoys
>>574327592Uh bwo? This is /vg/
>>574327626I'm very drunk it seems. How are we /vg/
>>574327626He said he's drunk
>>574327592gayniggers from outer space
>>574327681No I mean, your webm is about /v/ma clubs but we're on a different board
I opened l*ddit only to find them engaging in the opposite gaslight to what you'll find here because they're glazing Tachyon to the high heavens calling her Kitasan 2.0. Funny
>>574327592bad boys 2
>>574327398>so I just gave up and skillmaxx and witmaxx insteadBro youre not running 6 guts, you do a 4-2 or 3-3 gutswit splitYou keep energy up with wit clicks then click juicy guts rainbows or speed/power bubbles
>>574327592How come /uma/ does not have sovfvl edits like this
>>574327254one race does not make a rival anon
>>574327592I find schizo stuff really enjoyable when drunk
>>574327592Deep Throat
>>574327749She's actually probably around 80-90% Kitasan Having 2 of them is great to have with the increased cap. Everyone here should have them both at MLB with 45k carats since were having 100 free pulls
>>574327749but she is. There's also a lot of pacecucks there because leddit are lazy suckers.The problem is that while kitasan was already mlb or bust, she's very generalist, and her lb3 wasn't bad, and there were few good long term cards like kita or competition for your rolls. Tach lb3 is literally just sweep tosho sr and you have to commit to mlb while a bunch of shit are coming
>>574327839no oc makers. we don't even have stuff like /bag/'s aggies
I'm soon gonna have MLB kita, MLB maruzen and MLB Tachyon, my piggy underbelly is already giggling at the thought
>>574327749So far I'm enjoying my Maru speed at 3LB but I don't know how it will perform in GL compared to unity
>>574327986>the fastest and most sovlless generalIt's umaover.
>>574327592rush hour
>>574327839we play the game instead do retarded edits
>>574327592why are all /vma/ clubs A rank do they not play or smt
>>574328101Nyes I spent half my time here shitposting
>>574327726Yeah i fucked that but c'es la vie or however. I'm here now. I humbly request to anyone interested. Help me out 1) Lads gimme honest feedback cause first time doing video editing. Like how to do angles near the end. 2) How ya'll doing? I wish anyone who likes this game
>>574327986don't shay that...
>>574327919>100 free pullscool, now i can do a cheeky 50 on rickey without bricking myself
CLICKED NEXT INSTEAD OF CLOCK AWARDjust tt slopping but that's annoying
>>574328101they're unironic f2p shitters with ego
>>574327983>>574327919Having her is great for GL yes but she becomes a pure pace card once Pokke releases for backliners.Also 100 pulls still isnt confirmed. The original JP ad also only showed the Tachyon/LH banner despite splitting pulld with wit Teio.
>>574328182being f2p doesn't mean you can't be in a good club
>>574328271that's why the ego part
>>574328285I dont get it
>>574328054Burger is heated. Ttime for rush hour thanks matey. Much love
>>574328539it's okay baby, not everyone is smart and that's okay
>>574328539shitter and proud
>>574328285uhh isn't flexing club rank more ego
Tachyon being for pacekeks is good, because I am a pacekek.
>>574327864they're both going to bcc this year
Burgers?
>>574328662You should pull on her then, yeah!
i HATE the tachyon card because it means i can't use tachy
>>574328604My club is filled with piggers and stuck at B+ hell.I hope auto makes them click that autoplay button
>>574328101arent there multiple /vg/ clubs also in A
>>574328773Just use sweep it's the same thing
>>574328794danchou I promise I'll do at least a couple fan runs before auto
>>574328856wow that must suck
Kriis S has the worst case of "held hostage by having multiple good cards with her"
i HATE the sweepy card because it means i can't use sweepy
Quick reminder that if your club doesnt mandate at least 1 auto run a day it's gonna derank
>>574328856/vm/'s STRONGEST club is A+ and they have a singular oneremind me how many A+ we have?
good question why don't we have aggies
>>574328680Yeah but career wise, Yanko's rivalry with his cousin Sierra Leone and Fierceness is more established, and Magnitude will be on the same level only after they race against each other in Jockey Club Gold Cup and BC Classic
>>574328973Its because /vm/ clubs doesnt use discord like /vg/ clubs
>>574329064cope /vm/ shitterpreferably go back
The real reason is that /vma/ plays other games, /uma/ only plays uma
>>574328973vm doesnt bot
>>574328932What its like only 2 and you can just borrow them. Besides she got the golds from them innate between her alts
>/vg/ this>/vm/ thatyou fags sound like children. /uma/ is retarded because they're autistic and proud of it, /v/ma is retarded because they're lazy and proud of it
>>574329127not twue I play other stuff
>>574329279videogames or gacha, gacha doesn't count
>>574329127I'll get to play other stuff next week when we have auto.
>you fags sound like child-WEEEEEEEEHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEEEH BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH WWWWWWW BWHOOOOOOO
>le fence sitter tourist giving opinions
>>574329321gaymes
>>574329127Im playing ghost of sashimi rn
>>574329171We don't bot either it's just /Uma/ Club
>>574329374haha which uma would bean train?
>>574329127I'm here to fap actually
Dirt OP next pls
>le fence sitterThen, is he that Fence Sitter brat from the Stone?
>>574329518yeah right
It's humid as fuck outside man I hate summer
i cant sit on fences im a teiobwo
>>574329540It has to be Ruby, Durandal, Zenno
>>574329560no bwead from me I'm not home
dirty sex with dirt umas
>>574329632It's 80 in my room and I'm suffering we try to avoid running the HVAC because poor
>>574329672So cuuuute
>>574329127I play other gachas and games too desu
I'm saved
Bratty little sister...
>>574329830We dont know yet for sure
>>574329873Wait, aren't vegetables plants?
>>574329890believe hard
>>574329890Why didnt nips sue them for this false advertising, I heard they sue over food packaging if the content not the same size as drawn on the package
>>574329873
>>574330004That one is okay
hot uma takebrian is brattier than mayano
>>574330052Would Brian deny me sex if I dont eat her veggies for her?
>>574330025Cute sisters
>>574330252I don't get it
>>574330183this is known
>>574330252It's peachy that you wont let your mango
>>574330183true
>>574330252Luna rape
>>574330407>>574330407>>574330407move
>>574329171We're all gonna bot in a few days.
