"NEVER BE GAME OVER" editionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8 >Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/>Actual R* shilled community news sources:https://nitter.poast.org/TexFunz2https://nitter.poast.org/GTASerieshttps://nitter.poast.org/PLTytus>Fallback instances if Nitter is down:https://xcancel.com/https://nitter.catsarch.com/Previous Thread: >>574039826
https://nitter.poast.org/Lucas7yoshi_RS/status/2077720612471021605#m>After some mildly tedious investigation into the mission controller script, I have concluded that these blockers are only visible in HARD mode.>So this is a conscious decision to increase difficulty because lets face it, those tunnels are insta cop losersIn that case the shrubbery >>574243353 is your only option if you go hard mode
Is that 800k futo actually better than the base futo? Test drove one and it felt the same
>>574365561how do you pose like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkI9koRvgo>only 6 layouts to laser grid>only
>>574366243futo gtx is for those who suffer from deja vus i cyberpunked mine a lil bit
>>574366426Oh I can hold prone so the shit animation doesn't cancel right away? I fucked that up. I also missed the switch in the middle since I hugged the left wall and it is out of view on the minimap there.
>>574366243one is weeb bait
>>574367086>one is weeb baitWhen I enter a lobby people know by name already I am loserhttps://litter.catbox.moe/pz2tam.mp3
>>574367743are you the infamous kirito2010?
>>574368187That stuff with the posts was in 2013, you have to let it go!
How do we lure cover anon out?
>Manage to actually get to the exit with stealth.>Swat showed up anyhow, so abandon escape vehicle and jump down the hill unseen.>In the middle of nowhere on a grassy field with nobody around... >Cops have been alerted>Tier 3 career challenge blown, for seemly no reason.Well fuck. I have no immediate plans to buy that car or use that livery anyhow.
I can't take it anymoreI need GTA 6 to come out already
>>574371072why...
>>574371289It's the only thing keeping me from killing myself
Verdict on the heist?
>>574371458>It's the only thing keeping me from killing myselfPlay some New Vegas
>>574366345That's ModAnon, (who made this guide!).
>>574372296it's a cheat thing mm too bad
>>574372734uninstall battleye for use? anon is not banned either.
Using slow cars on setup missions
>>574372250It's like the yacht. Yeah, it's some new missions, but it's not worth the money. Literally, you lose money if you keep the decoration, because you spent money on ammo for the prep missions.The laser trap is ambitious and potentially cool, but too buggy to enjoy. The exit from the place makes no damn sense, and there's no real reward for keeping stealth, because the swat team shows up anyhow.
>>574365561Cruisin' down Los Santos on my Wolfsbane
>>574372734You aren't using it online, btw. It's for singleplayer.
>>574374103Given how good this looks and how RDR2 already had impressive graphics, I feel most of the press release material of GTA 6 is cherry picked. EE and RDR2 already were gorgeous if you have control over the editor, time of day and screenshot. There won't be much more compute than the PS5 Pro and we largely will get the same hardware requirements.
>>574322849Imagining it's a girl's penis, so it's fine
>>574369615
>>574375195she has no chorizo, it's a clam
>>574374103do you play guitar? do you want to burn los santos?
>>574375681*deep voice* Nice ink, baddie
>>574353808
>>574376269
>>574376490*mmm* Sweet, thanks for the pics! I'll go radio silent now not to take it too far
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>>574376657
>>574376894that cougar billboard makes me sick
>>574376153Funnily I'm learning how to play an electric> do you want to burn los santos?Actually saving up for that convertible Porsche rn, lol. I saw it has a lively that kinda looks like that on Johnny's car, so might as well add it to my collection.Man I wish good looking proper beards were available for online characters, the sharpie ones look ridiculous.
>>574377025I think it's hilarious and bean machine is right below it, and liquor hole is right there. I never regret buying the vinewood arcade.>>574376716The cats are very lazy, I think I pet them twice.
>>574376704It is a really nice car.
>>574377423I only put it away to take some screenshots of the Pigalle desu but I love driving that too.
Is there a way to make it so that they don't take my hat off anytime I do something? I'm sick and tired of driving hatless
>>574377048>looks like that on Johnny's cara thing of beauty
>>574377637I save the outfits with a helmet or a hat I want them to have and just re-equip that same outfit.
>>574372250Doesn't make a lick of sense. It's treated as a massive heist but it's less impressive than any of the heists that came out after the initial bunch. Less impressive than Pacific Standard too.You assault the glowies in an underground bunker to get... a keypad to hack one door because they are reusing all the prep missions from previous dlc just slightly reskinned.You're breaking into an art gallery but you can ignore the gallery part completely because there's always enough secondary loot in the vault to begin with.There is a mandatory buyer's list of secondary loot you can get but half the time something you need for the list spawns in the room that is locked for solos so it's impossible to do the elite challenge then.The game doesn't have good enough movement for a laser grid to have any patterns too insane and it's still exceedingly clunky and a gamble if you are forced to jump at any point.And that's not counting the bugs or the guard AI that can hear a stun gun from miles away randomly, completely bricking your stealth run unless you restart the entire thing from the whiteboard again.Very strange heist.
>>574377856wear some pants, harlot
>>574369615coveranon post chance now has a first time bonus with subsequent post chance reduced. resets every week
>>574377964They also didn't change the weight of painting in a fucking art heist where most of items are painting, so 2 painting will fill your bag.It should be increased to 4 or 5
>>574377993I'm going to try to do the goth theme, and semi recreate the SA:MP character
>>574378287kek'd & hopefully she will miss us as we miss her
>>574378574so no
>>574378574>thongbetter be damp and sticky in this heat
>>574378574I don't know a trick to get the gloves with that type of top, and the game will actively delete any saved outfit with a police hat, but the the belt and an open top is achievable.
>>574378757>>574378846>no thongs in gta 5>only basic bitch bikini bottomsWEAK
>>574378919>install 6>it's only used on the NPCs at the beach like in V
I like how some of the characters you guys made are barely disguised fetish tier, and other characters are just putting absolutely no effort whatsoever
>>574378919street hookers have all the cool stuffi'm kinda jelly
Dressed up like your standard tryhard (minus the horrible face paint and colorless eyes). But I haven't seen one of those outside of YouTube compilations and clips unless they're always stuck in bad spot lobbies.>>574379191GTAO also works as a discount barbie dress up sim when you're not grinding to afford a $60k shirt.
>>574379746Face masks are hot! The business top looks good and I like the stockigns with garterbelt. I try to join random heists tomorrow and hope to bump into you. Still a bit to shy to add anon.
Man these fucking people really do treat this new heist like some raid boss type of shit.I understand why you'd kick a lvl 40-50, but kicking 100-200? Clowns. Especially seeing how easy it is to just solo it without putting much effort into it.
>>574380718120 literally means second account, if they don't recognize a pro player (account age in profile is a big hint) they are just the noobs.hey don't let it get to your head, I played with level 54s recently and they were doing well.some people are just insecure and project on you.
>>574380718Shit, I get kicked from races at times. People are weird.
>>574380718>>574381180>play heists with level 180-400s>they shit the bed and/or quit>play heists with level 10-40 accounts>they are good or at least know now to be too reckless>they also don't quit after the first deathLow levels are great
>>574381409> they also don't quit after the first deathOh god, I really hope this "mission failed because one dummy rage quit" doesn't make its way into GTA 6.It's ridiculous how you can do everything right, but then one guy fucks up, rages and leaves, and the entire heist/mission gets fucked for everyone else. Such awful game design.
>>574381638Introduce what CSGO has. Cooldowns for quitters. 1 hour, 6 hours, 1 day, 7 days, 1 month.
>>574381180second character slot but I guess people got the point>>574381409might people who have gamesense as in motor skills and brain from playing other shooters or banned accounts on their smurf. avoid anyone with 666, 1000, 2222, 6000, etcI open their profiles and they are 2 month old mule accounts, bought and paid from a booster service. these people have fake K/Ds of 2.0 and cannot even hit a guard's head from 10 feet distance. blatant high levels like 8000 in 1 month get a report.
>>574381949I thought about looking into buying a character, but only because they won't let me transfer my PS4 character and his hundreds of millions over to PC. I never actually did look into it so I don't even know how much it costs
>>574382387If you cheat for money mules, go for it. Fuck sharkcards and fuck gta+
>>574378894I could just use one of those military caps and use other leopard stuff than the gloves, it can be a V version of it, not an exact copy. But yeah I might make a leather jacket version.>>574379191>>574379746Yes. >>574378846it's about as close as you can get
>>574383474
>>574379746The original tryhard skin
>>574378846*sniff*
>>574384271she has chlamydia and t-virus
>>574384658Both can be cured now due to the terrible Spencer retcon in Reqiuem
Watching vanoss gta vids from 2014A simpler time
Why are there so many Dominator (yucky car) variants, and so few Gauntlet (Very cool car) variants?
>Rockstar is working 80hr/week in pure crunch to reach the release>After 13 years and multiple delays
>>574385265>They NERFED Titan of a Job...
How old are you all? Just curious.I often feel like an unc while playing and hearing kids/teens and I'm only 29
>>57438637427
>>574386035Because the Gauntlet skipped a couple of years of production, and the Dominator has been a huge mainstay in American culture
>>574386483They also leave out many beloved Vigero models
>>574386374>>574386421I'm old enough to have distinct memories about GTA's PS2 controversies as they happened, a distinguished, geratric 35
>>57438637438
I wish you could buy the CPU cars in the car meet
Fucking bonobo of a host quit after 1 (one) death. The retard somehow managed to blow himself up and the other guy with him and fucking left. All we had left to do was get to the roof and the heist would be done.I'm not normally cruel, but this shit is pissing me off, on top of being kicked out from most heists for whatever reason. I'll prolly go punch a bag for like 20 minutes in the morning because I'm steaming from this stupid fucking game
>GTA lore video>guy doesn't even know you can have more than 5 stars in the older gamesbruh
Prize cars, do you leave them to look as is, or do you immediately modify them?
>>57438637432 but I'm mentally 16
So I have to do the Kortz Center heist 4 times a week? Once for the money and then 3 additional times to steal paintings?
Why did I buy this heist again I don't even get the benefits of a first of the week. Anyway, anyone want to help me offload some meth and do this or some other heist like Casa Bonita or Doomsday or idk whatever is out there. Maybe you have a heist that needs me
>>574392878Sounds like a good way to saturate the market
The latest career progress vids from Darkviper are getting boring because of how boring the awards are>Do the auto shop robberies 5 thousand times>Do 6 thousand casino missions>Sell 10 million crates>Do 73 thousand of the same 4 salvage yard robberiesGTA6O better not be this dull and painful with its awards.
>>574395429Makes sense. Saving the grindy parts for last are basically how every does it.
>>574386362How so? Did they patch the glitch?
>>574395429You know they will. Those challenges aren't there for fun, they're to get you coming back.Sounds dumb but people really do come back and grind the game just for these challenges
qrd on the new heist vs cayo, is it better dollars per hour? is it fun? havent played since they introduced the mansions
>>574392878I guess that keeps people from collecting all the paintings in the first week and then quitting? From the outside, it doesn't seem useful to make people grind. Somehow, somebody in charge at rockstar is taking engagement measurements, and forced grinding is a way for staff to goose the metrics.
Genuinely upsetting that they added the Blade, proceeded to do NOTHING with a FORD FALCON in the Benny Update, and then removed it for purchase.
>>574397296They wrecked the payout for Cayo, and the new heist still pays worse. If you decide to keep the primary target, and you don't go upstairs to collect higher value secondaries, you can end up losing money on a play of the new heist.
>>574397894>They wrecked the payout for Cayobv a lot? I had a panther and some good secondaries I was repeating non stop with a scriptdid they nerf the primary money? why do they keep nerfing it lol
>>574397296Cayo was shot in the back of the head with a .50 cal. It's fucking done.The new system makes so you should really only do it once a week because if you try to do again you'll at max get around $400k. Oh and the cost to do redo it is $100k
>>574398216If you roll tequila, you were better off staying home to sell acid. And tequila is the most common roll.
>>574398216>I had a panther and some good secondaries I was repeating non stop with a scriptThey added in a check for repeating the same heists with scripts, now it'll just randomly kill your heist if the game detects you've done it multiple times and there's no surefire way to prevent it
>>574398503Ah, not that anon but I was wondering why I lost my panther statue.
>>574398503that's fucking diabolical loland me that was thinking they would let us be retarded and have fun for the last months of gtao but the plan is to make it so unbearable we all move to 6
>>574397174At one point I got very upset after I checked how much time it actually takes to complete all these so-called "challenges".
>>574386374Better start digging that grave, uncle.t. 28
I've joined about half a dozen skibidi center heists now and not one of them did the guard equipment setupAlso everyone died but me twice
>>574400586I did that prep every time... I also did the heist solo every time. It seems like people are using volunteer labor to compensate for a lack of prep.
>>574400993It seems to me like it's always worth taking help because they get paid separately from you, they don't get a cutMaybe I'm reading it wrong? But I don't think soAssuming they make it out of course
We have Days Gone at home
>>574401563The rusted chrome and wrapped handlebars do give the bike some personality, but I wish they were customizable.
>>574381873reminds me my account in csgo is shadowbanned, even if I stop for a year or two, 6months or anything, if I reinstal the game, get reported for griefing by one singular dude, I get 2 weeks ban, normally that shit resets after time but not for me lolI remember stopping for two years, coming back and playing in unranked for fun, winning a gunround 1vs4 and those faggots reported me for cheating I guess, and I got banned 2 weeks after a game, crazy if you ask me
Why would they make the vanity hood glass follow the wider window tinting on the vehicle.... You can give me dark windows but a clear windscreen, but dark windows and a clear vanity window on my hood is just too far?
>>574402583
>>574401058I'm not sure, but I think the infinitely spawning enemies, spawn a lot more often when you have more people. When you are solo, you can kill the ones you see and leave quick enough to not have to keep dealing with them. At least inside the building at any rate. They spawn manic outside regardless.
>>574398216Fuck yeah they did, tequila is like $440k I think and they upped it to like an 80% you get, they cut the diamond about $400k and now you have I think a 2% chance of getting it. I can't remember the old odds but it went from something like a 1 in 10 chance to a 1 in 50 chance. So likely going to get tequila, not roll 2 cocaines and it's going to cost like $200k to run it, might as well just sell acid in a private lobby.
>>574398216To give a little perspective.>before all nerfs pink diamond paid 1.3 mil to 1.43 mil depending on if you were on hard mode>sinsimito paid 900k back then>pink diamond now pays 900k
>They release a new taxi.>My garage with taxi collection is packed full.>Update gave no new parking.Something has to give...
>>574402917idk about multiple people but if you do the equipment prep they seem to respawn slower and are way less aggressive
>>574409008New taxi? Is it good? I like to chill with some taxiing sometimes
>>574409585It's a mini-van with a sunroof. Faster than you would imagine a mini-van would be I guess, but still just a mini-van.
>>574409747>Rockstar "Add a Taxi that Goes Fast" Challenge [IMPOSSIBLE] [GONE WRONG]
Got the new vehicles.
>>574409920
>>574410052Didn't get the shitty electric one, huh?
>>574410154No, it's there.
Of course you all know that the reason they nerfed GTA 5 Online's heists to hell, is so you are accustom to struggling for pennies when GTA 6 Online comes out. Don't be surprised if you have to juggle multiple currencies, like how RDR2 Online has 4 different types of money.
>>574410751Ah, I am blind then
>>574411182I just remember dollars and gold, what are the other two
>>574411737Capitale, and that whatever its called blue coin, that is used to buy some kind of stat upgrades.
>>574411182Yeah I'm expecting that, I'm also expecting something a little more nefarious. They've shown a lot of shit you can buy in the single player game, the single player missions in GTA games pay shit a majority of the time. GTA 5 gave you some solid ways to make good money a few times between heists and assassinations but would they be evil enough to add micro transactions to the single player game?
>>574411950Blue coins were hardly a currency at all, and capitale as a currency was the most half assed thing ever when you could just buy it for gold
>>574391875I used to leave the customization as is and just upgrade the performance until one day I won the ugliest car in the car meet and started to customize them to my liking
>>574409585The Hardy is still the fastest taxi followed by the Taxi Custom you get from Arena Wars
>games is free to play to coincide with the awful updateTotal rockstar death.
>>574401563i actually painted my bike like that when i played days gone, it was supposed to be a dark copper color, like on of those old whisky stills
>>574397604>then removed it for purchasefor me the removed vehicles became a game - rare collectibles to hunt down
>host a (((kortz))) heist>stealth gets blown pretty early, whatever>a couple of interactions are slow as FUCK eg smashing glass cases, just standing there doing nothing for a minute straight>eventually get to the vault>steal main painting>except the game thinks it's not been picked up and has a green dot right in the corner of the minimap, I assume at 0,0,0>we all kill ourselves, one guy leaves>restart checkpoint>this time, I can't even take the painting, character just stands there and no further interaction takes place>I just alt F4 eventuallyesports readyI'm guessing I've lost all my prep
I bricked my diamond casino heist. Can you change hackers on the whiteboard or are they locked in?
Can I get two or three volunteers for the Kortz? This is the setup
>>574420473Yeah, I can hop on. Just give me a hot minute to start up.
>>574420870For sure, I'll send crew invites in 2 or 3 minutesThanks
>>574420946Oh, we're going for the prize...
>>574421287That's going to the collection ,':^)
>>574421519Fuck I miscalculated
>>574422014Ragdolling for missing the jump is bullshit
Thanks, Br0, that was an absolute pain for pocket change
Good i vibe grinded 200kk before all the nerfs.
>>574423187Eh, could be worse.>do heist: 357k>get one salary as ceo employee: 40k>weekly challenge: 200kThat was an embarrassing performance from me on the laser though, particularly considering I did them first try on my initial run.
You CAN do the kortz heist solo but the payout just doesn't make sense if you do. It's solo possible, not solo friendly
>>574386374>>574388136>>574386824>>574392565Based I'm also mid 30's y/o anon but a child at heart. Often my friends cannot understand my continuous excitement.
>>574424135Bag weight limit on paper and 2 player door lock in public gallery are a bitch.
So has anybody here actually quit the game over the recent nerfs? Myself I haven't played for a few months for other reasons and I have zero desire to go back, even just to check out the what seems like a pretty lackluster heist.
>>574424584I did
This is how GTAO dies, not with a server shutdown but with a nerf.
>>574424584Not really quit, I was always and acid and bunk grinder rerolling my sale vehicles with network off and taskkill. Paying 30k to have a chance at Phantom Wedge is fun. The 3x production boost of mansion made this the strongest passive grind. Given the current mansion costs I'd have at least 24M banked for all the upgrades. They are not ready yet to lose their well paying V subscribers.
>>574425058What I am saying is, this is not the final DLC. Not everyone will be able to immediately upgrade to GTA 6 and online 2 might have a tiny delay of half a year, which is 180 million from loyal subscribers on last get. Of course there will be an opportunity to kill Mr Faber. And it will be point man approach.https://youtu.be/nxPlL_Hy_aY?t=320
>>574424584why would ii don't really care about the heists, they are like story mode missions for me, try once and never return unless there's a big money bonus
>>574334778 >contact mission pay halvedthey were just removedhttps://nitter.poast.org/TexFunz2/status/2078224954311561362#m>Rockstar removed the "Los Santos Connection" contact mission due to a money glitch.
>>574399674This is up there with waiting for a free weekend for L4D2 to get that 1 single achievement you need for 100%
>>574427173I doubt most players know how to launch specific jobs and modes from pause screen. If it is not a slop of the month glowing blue corona marker in a visible spot in down town LS, they will not know how to join or start.The concept of host and invited players is an outdated matchmaking concept for pure DM/TDM/CTF/KoTH modes.The Division solved this like mansions could have. You are still in freeroam, but you enter an area in this city where PvP is enabled with a gamemode script running. Enter picrel in red zone and you're in the game mode. It's so easy for modern coders to do this.Less instanced lobbies, more free roam. PvP in certain areas of the city, PvE in safe zones. The people that just want either will quickly find their opponent.
>>574424584The opposite, I only log in for updates so I'll stick around for another week or so
We sleep for now, we heist tomorrow
>>574425885attacking an armored limousine motorcade in juggernaut suits would be the most amazing way to end this game. should always require 4 players and we steal Faber's gold via Maze bank tower with sky crane. Each player will need a mansion with player owned vault. Takout is 200 million like in SP. With damage, loss, split, laundering and NPC cuts you'll make 40 million each. The Heist has a 1 year cooldown. Needs some tweaks desu
>>574428069>1 year cooldownMake it give 6-12m per player and give it a 1 month cooldown. It works because some sweaty grinders can make more in 1 week.
>>574428069>you'll make 40 million each>The Heist has a 1 year cooldownIt's a shame it would obviously still have >Earn 50mil on the Faber Finale
>>574428069>it involves the 3 original protags + lester with his chinese waifu, actually involves every person you meet through your business acquisitions, Raf turns on Faber for being treated like shit, uses song related, Only Loud.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz67YZViXAE
>>574428154I'd be fine with making the play and cooldown lower>>574428191>Earn 50mil on the Faber FinaleThe PR from gaming journos they'd get would alone make fall off my chair laughing. I feel R* should make something so bullishly rewarding that you cannot truly grind so players lose their mind.>>574428237Yeah they hired Michael back, they can hire some of the other cast back that already tried to quit once.First cursed wish done.
This game's soundtrack is amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7W-HGiOTQAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVbHYkQOW4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EXoCgaA9pchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cYCUM96tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6LvN1X7ZM8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzkurq6wbQ
>>574424584I quit with the exception of if a friend wants to play. Other than that I didn't want to look at it.
>You need a team of 4 people, an EMP, a trojan horse and a fuckton of weapons to infiltrate the Humane Labs. This can only be done with a professional team and a dozen or so support personnel plus the backing of the IAA and millions of dollars worth of setup money>1 year later>Alright, you're going to 1 man your way in to steal a railgun so we can sell it to random state actors>Oh, you're also going to solo it without any issues to steal some stuff for a god damn biker smuggling op>Btw Lester also sends you there all alone to steal some body armor>lol Dax needs you to storm the place to recover some weed or somethingThe writing and recycling is getting lazy
>>574430735Sure they could have built a high speed metro to paleto bay. Stop making it a penal colony where you drive to in order to waste 7 minutes of your life per round trip and actually done the stuff all there with new buildings or doors leading inside.Garment added fast travel and it is all to useless shit locations.
>>574431493guard shipments are the most important, imhom but your planning looks rock solid. didn't get the armored escape vehicle. if you can record your attempt, please show us how it works. I caveman tier jumped downwards the hill to an NPC car.Godspeed sis, ace it for us!>>574431594kek no time is a bad tome for crime selfie
at what point do you set up the kortz to get the hard mode bonus and weekly bonus?>>574426814wasn't aware LS Connection had a money glitch
>>574431651Yep, and a solid reminder to never skip neck day.
>>574431493Forgot to type my post before I sent the image >>574380048 I agree >>574424584>>574424768I am probably gonna give up now that my friends have and there isnt much reason too, gonna finish this first Kortz and probably not gonna start it again unless R* fixes their shit
>>574428617the third one is straight outta borderlands
>>574431914>pixel tattoosFuck this games rendering sometimes
don't drift in first personi almost got seasick
>>574432028I have issues seeing mister faber's lips wrapped tightly around round hard long objects
>>574432151calm down, he's Raf's sugar daddy
>>574432237That's the issue. The forger is a bottom and Raf also is.
>>574432494>Raf also isi doubt
Why does no on in these threads ever have the alien tattoo, world record tattoo etc. are you all filthy casuals?
>>574434597i'm not a sweaty tryhard for sure
>>574434597i try not to go out of my way to make the game any less fun than it already is
>>574434597>600 resupply missions or play in 2013 racesgee idk retard
>>574434597this and highest level in ls car meet are marks of shame turning you into a lol cow for othersthey don't need to have concrete proof I am a jobless loser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Z0iyBNxpk
>>574434912>>574435181>>574435421>>574435572Criminal mastermind?
>>574436287Maybe with friends, but I got only one who didn't flake on me to play Souls* type games
>>574434597>world record tattooA lot of people have this one, just rarely apply it because it's common.
>go online>friends go afk>go afk>friends go invisible*close chat*>me: "I love you anon">anon: "same"It's alreafy over
>>574438641You tell your friends you love them?
>>574440147uhh yees... who does not
>>574441987friendless people
>>574428069>Setup costs 50m
GTA VI's story inherently cannot be as good as RDR 1 or 2's because westerns are just cooler
>>574409920Nice CLK GTR
>>574443823what an ugly mofolooks like a pancaked s class
>>574446047Pancakes? I love pancakes! Sometimes I dream about driving down the street with pancake tires
>>574446047Well technically it's the Mercedes-Benz CLK LM, a race car designed for the FIA GT Championship for the 1998 season, the version in GTA5 is the homologation special, the road-legal version that was simply called the Straßenversion, or street version.This is the predecessor to the famous Mercedes-Benz CLR which you may have seen the video of it flipping end of end at 180+ MPH.
>>574446836>>574446047The flip in question in the CLR (which was even flatter than the CLK).
>>574414703Especially the ones that you can't find on the street. Car meet is great for that, allowed some of you anons to help me get old loves back in the garage
>>574419501>Can you change hackers on the whiteboard or are they locked in?No. But I think there's a bug where if you phone join a Casino heist with the same setup the board has a chance to reset
>>574431709surly babby
>>574431493>Car-a-car-a>It's a truckRockstar has given up
>>574446979I've never actually seen THIS video. I've seen a video of a different flippling CLR, but never this specific one
>>574447927You'd think after the first time it flipped they'd have stopped racing them that weekend. Nope.
>>574447704can you elaborate?
>>574448896the cat
>>574448945i'm a kitty cat and i dance dance
So the true way to win the new heists, is to keep Stacks Study V, and choose to never heist again?
Just lost 400K on the pilot suiciding for no reason right at the end
>>574451795Yeah Rockstar added that by design, poor people who don't buy the helicopter upgrade have a chance the AI just decides to kill everyone
>>574451795Yeah, seems this update broke a bunch of flying NPCs, including the new one they added. I've also seen clips of Oscar just crashing and failing the mission for you.
>>574452306>>574452350It happened three more times and I just made us go get a civ car insteadFucking worthless piece of shit heist
Why is there a limit on CEOs and Motorcycle Kings
>>574453339fuck yout. rockstar of david
How many supplies can I go through for gun runners before I lose my single vehicle guarantee?
>>57445554725%
this new heist is so engaging i sometimes forget to take a dump, soiled my pants several times already
>>574455912These are the people who don't spend hundreds of dollars in shark cards every week
>>574424336I'm not excited anymore, I tried to keep the young at heart mentality for a long time, maybe it's still there a bit. Maybe I should shave my grey beard. A lot of people complain about this with the game but for me it's music. I'm pretty bored of all the music I like and it used to get me into playing more and now every song is "heard it too much".
>>574456206i honestly don't understand what there's to spend on you can't buy just by playing the game
Anything like this on steroids that isn't the rocket voltic?
>>574458857raiju
>>574459713>wtf is a kilometer>red hawk sound.mp3
>>574459221Please do what Thích Quảng Đức did
Love that cluckin' bell gangsters carry their $12 in a brown drawstring bag that you find in the Casino lockboxes
>>574426814What? I loved that mission. You can probably still get to it though.
>>574427562I noticed for a couple of years, if I select "contact mission" on the phone, it only goes to "meth'd up" 90% of the time. You basically have to go to the pause menu to do other old missions. Or maybe I need to go to their stupid checkpoints idk. It's been screwed for a while. The 'vote for another job' thing seems broken too.
>>574428191This is basically like fill 10 cargo warehouses for a year and then sell them at 2x for $40m.
>>574434597If the camera ever points at it. My guy doesn't have any tattoos.
>>574458857Yeah, the arena war Glendale.
>>574377854where do i get this?
I always forget that all the HSW upgrades don't appear in regular shops so I just spent 400k downgrading a car
>>574457065Some people are bad at the game and have little time to grind
nice payout for the titan job, i always liked doing the oscar guzman missions but this is a nice little incentive
>retard drives off without one guy>he dies and leaves>take cut in halfgood job you utter donkey
>>574465137the comet s2 cabrio you can buy on legendary motorsports, i got mine for free (claimed from a salvage yard robbery)the livery is called rock and roll legends
>You have been kicked from the jobBut that's not true, nobody would ever kick me
>Walk into first room>Host ragequits
>>574465806i played it once and will never do it again no matter the moneynot only getting the plane was a major pita, flying that thing and shooting was like eating glass
Gib me GTA 6 now pls
>>574466598the game recognizes racists
>>574468053And it's keeping me away from them?
>>574468250quite the opposite
>>574468778This can't be happening to me
Does this look like a car you'd see in San Andreas? That's what I was going for with the color and accessories
>>574469323the headlight covers look awful, i personally went for those drowsy ones
>>574469049think about it next time you call somebody an n-word
>>574466395Thanks! >but how convertible? different variant?
>>574470643whaa? you mean why is there so many comet variants?
Fun discovery, if you do the Glass Cutter setup for the Kortz, you get an option to get a Knoway cab to take you to the objective, and after you come out of the warehouse, you can get in the driver seat and drive off with it.I mean, it's just a Vivanite, but still, fun
>>574470861I want the convertible. This particular comet s2 cannot be converted. Guess I have to find it in the wild?
>not a single royal enfield bike in the gamepm me when r* stops being lame
>>574471314it's literally called s2 cabrio, s2 comet is a different vehicle, you boughted the wrong onehhahaahahaahahahaahahaha
this is without a doubt the worst activity in gtao
Have you spoon the lucky wheel today?
>>574473347you wanna show your new car to Infernus? or is it Cheetah?
>>574471654lol. At least they look good together. Slightly peeved it doesn't seem to park in my shop with the top down.
>>574473347I got a couple hours left, but I won the jester yesterday. It's a surprisingly fun car to drive
>>574474626i myself actually wanted the hardtop, but free car is a free car
>>574475356i drift tuned mine and it's mehremus is still the best
>>574475469the hardtop is worse
>>574475704I have growler, don't buy growlerit's not good unless you want a drag race porshe
>>574475603Now I never said it was the best, that's still the Vapid Blade. But the Jester RR is still fun nonetheless
>>574475704las venturas plate?
I want the paintings but I don't want to grind the new heist over and over again
>>574476207>Vapid BladeDon't make my dominator laugh.
>>574476832yep
Anyone up on PC Enhanced to help me get the 10 minutes challenge for the Casino? Battle plan goes as follow:>Aggressive>Sewer entrance>We only grab one painting>low tier buyerPayment is gonna be crap, but if you wanna help, lemme know
>>574477117'ate Dominators'luv Gauntlet'luv Vigero'luv Blade
>>574478246sure, what about the getaway?
>>574478246Can't do it now, but I could if you still need it tonight
>>574478246are you in a friends only session? switch to crew session please
>>574478695I got bikes, but I don't ever use the assigned vehicle unless it's really close, I pick whatever's on the street because I always go to the helo>>574479108Yeah, just wrapped up the setups>>574478884If we fail this attempt, we can try again tonight
>>574479239can you join my session instead?
>>574479521I don't see any crew member online outside of me
>>574473347cars and GTA>>574473768cheetah nah
>>574480295had to switch the active crew, i'm in
lemme stock up on vests
Ehh, did all the Dax missions on my secondary character but no Virtue?
>>574467560You actually think it exists, wow
>>574478246>low level buyer>heli getawayhere's the thingwe could probably save a bit of time running on bikes and hiding in the tram loop tunnel
18 FUCKING SECONDS!>>574482908The time between losing them and landing wasn't that long, but it's worth considering
>>574482217It's the First and Last Dose that you have to do, no Dax workAnd if you did both First and Last, it takes a few minutes to get the message from Dax giving you the car
>>574483208Yeah I meant the Dose story missions. I'll be patient then, thx
>>574483006ice cold
have they fixed cayo yet
Do stats tend to go down over time or what?This is like the 4th time I get the "Health: 100/100" pop up
>>574485358There were 3 flips involving this car during the 1999 Le Mans. First one happened during qualifying but no videos or pictures exist (except the aftermath). The second one happened during the final warm up lap before the 24h race. We only have those pics and videos of the aftermath and the 3rd and final flip happened during the race and that one was caught on tape.Mercedes has a funny history of flying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l96dQ0__dhI
>>574484717no, now it's a $200k setup cost, 5 real life day cooldown and you're 95% likely to get tequila, which now only pays $200,001
>>574486497Don't forget Pavel's $100k cut
>>574486497i need money glitch
Does anyone just do quickplay contact missions for fun? I like to show off weaponized vehicles to low level players. Spent all this money on military vehicles to wreck NPC shit and make missions easier.
>>574462814Dude, you don't pass
I don't know about architecture but this seems stupid.
>search for heist>BOOM, BOOM, BOOM>Initializing...>...>...>...>gives up and puts me back in free roam with no explanationI'm lovin it
>>574500619Ivan got tired of waiting for a 4th player so he cancelled the heist
This got to be the absolutely the worst dlc everbin gaming history >Nerf old heist payoffs >Increase old heist setups even more >Stealth mission with broken stealth mechanics, with super sensitive hyper aware guards.>Get to laser room, you have to position yourself at exactly right angle facing the left wall while slightly moving forwards to make the jump>Need to grouch? Sure but it takes three seconds and awkward posing and you WILL raise up from slightest nudge of the stick>If you trip the alarm even once you might as well restart >1 of the 3 random weekly main paintings, 300k for 100k setup, plus whatever buyer's request you can grab on the way out >Tier 4: earn 50 million dollars with this shitGuess who spent entire Saturday trying to get elite with friends?
>>574501202There's never been a better time to try Red Dead Online. By the time you run out of things to do in the old west, GTA6 will be out.
>>574501979I don't own that game. Hell, I refuse to even Yar har fiddle de dee that out of spite.I'd rather play older games.
>setup a heist>make it completely open>plan to go loud>literally bum rush the laser shutoff because fuck the alarm>2 guys still get cookedffs
>>574506475I sincerely think the laser room should have allowed only one person in, somehow favouring the host if they choose, to avoid exactly this. There is literally no reason for more than one person to do the lasers yet RETARDS keep just charging in anyway.
>>574506475I don't think random people realize that they can wait at the entrance for the guy at the end to turn the thing off.
>>574478246I assume This is already done? Would've been home sooner but the Princess Bride was on
>>574506475>>574506636>>574506701The first time people play through they probably don't know they can turn it off at all and just think they need to power through it
>70k setup skiplmao
>>574507991Need those drills :^)
kortz pub experience:2 retards always die200k gets shot out of you100k for your pleasure :)i made 400kfucking acid money
>>574510015I made 500k on my last joined (not hosted) Kortz heistThe host died in the laser room and spectated the whole heist but walked away with like 650k or something
>>574486497>$200kAre you sure? I refuse to touch it post nerf but I'm seeing online it's still 100K (still more than it used to be, which was 25k, but that was part of the SAM nerf).
The sucky thing about the bad heist pay is maybe less about the fact that they are now a waste of time, and more that there are less worthwhile ways to pass the time until businesses need deliveries.
I haven't even done the heist yet. I went as far buying the art studio. I wanted to buy one of the new cars and I thought about how long it would take to make that money back along with the cost of the art studio and that kind of killed the fun for me. Roughly $6.5m+ customizing the car will take like 2 heavy grind sessions now if my bunker and nightclub don't fill up in that time.
>>574511620If you assume that eventually you will end up buying everything in the game, you can basically just focus on when things are on sale.
having dedicated most of today to thisits shit at the best of times and the game seems to randomly pick the exit
>when an update is so bad all you can muster is silence
Did Enhanced edition fix the thing where the game doesn't load if you're tabbed out in bordereless windowed mode?
>>574514952Considering I didn't even know that that was an issue? Probably
Redpill me on the precision rifle.
>>574515272lollmao
>>574515375Point taken.
Blue pill me on the SNS pistol MKII
I use a normal Pistol MkII because it's cool
>>574515272You're better off shooting enemies with a bb gun than with that garbage
>>574516373Looked it up. Apparently it does sniper rifle damage and has no scope? Aight.Yeah I'm better off using the fucking musket lmao
>>574515614its small and cute like my girlcock :3
>>574517685:P
>>574501202Listen Bud, just relax and enjoy the game
>>574369615by calling his character a tranny
>>574476951They should put the paintings on sale at high prices for the people that don't want to grind the kurtz heist
Y'know I own five of the special cargo warehouses and I don't think I've ever sold anything from them. Are they a waste of time?
>>574529428>Are they a waste of time?yes
>>574529428Yeah, they are an active business. You ought to drop by on occasion to send the personnel out to get crates for you, they are a good return on investment if you let it build up.
where's the 'this week' post? surely I can't be expected to look it up myself?
>>574533406off to redditreddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/1uwvqsw
>>574469901>the headlight covers look awfulthat's almost "OEM">went for those drowsy ones just look at her, that's the face of someone who just went through wild, insane, mind blowing orgies
>join diamond heist>cheater speedruns us through it>walk out in under 10 minutes with 1.3 milUsually I hate cheaters so fucking much it's unreal but to be honest it's based when they're essentially stealing from rockstar of david
>>574540289Pacific standard cheaters give you more for less.
>>574540410Oh sure, I'll just go queue up for that right n-waaaait a minute!
>>574540752I doubt you can find modders that easy. But if you spot people with shady names like "Noobhelper" or "MoneyGifter" then you're probably going to make a lot of cash. I always immediately leave the lobby and put the cash in the bank after the heist ends just to be safe.
>join random Clucking Bell raid>high level player and low level>both do things perfectly>the guy takes the car across the LONG GPS WAY ALL ACROSS THE FUCKING MAP instead of the quick train tracksReally
>>574541336>not cruising with your brosc'mon now
>>574471314>>574475704>convertible>there's no option in the menu to convert it>in the whole fucking game only 2 (two) cars can do itso many cars could have benefited from that "mechanic" which is in the game from early game days, later they even had it easier with benny's and now with lscm.I guess there's a chance GTA+ subscribers will have it in GTA VI
>ITT:>BPDemon things
>>574539473the same as celica too many eyes, looks like a spider
>>574507862Yes and no. We tried and failed, I have work to do today so I don't know if I'll have another Casino ready today, I'll holla if I do
We are all here now!>>>/bant/24634916You bought your vr kit off steam, right?
unrelated but what's a good Resident evil game to get into as my first game, they're all on sale on my box
>>574543478the remake of 4 has the most active players on steam despite being released 3 years ago. i have the most hours in it, also I know who you are or what you are pulling on me rn.
>>574543727https://litter.catbox.moe/hk63rz.webmhttps://litter.catbox.moe/tsli1d.webm
>>574543478Resident Evil 4 HD, fuck the Remake, if not play some of the og's like the remake of 1 or the original trilogy, the wii games are gems on their own so i recommend emulating them at least once.
lately ive been getting fucky rendering on certain effects like sky, rain, grass etc and clearing my shader cache doesnt seem to do anything
>>574544896>buy the 8 hour game with choppy movement because sovlfvl>I was there>the 44 hour worth of gameplay remake is actual shitIt's amazing how you try to bait me with 2 posts and self replies. But if there actually was someone in here about to buy a remake, even if that chance is 1%, I cannot leave this BS up uncommented.btw my comment field is loaded with patented anti-bumping 4 letter wordsRE4 revived the franchise, RE:R killed it and RE: Code Veronica Remake is just a CGI trailer.
>>574545198What are you talking about you tranny.
>>574545264>the bald darkie male console pleb is triggered already by words and up early today at 08:04 a.m. ET
>>574545509ok nigger
>>574545554>stopped playing RE when it got coolSucks being you, the DLC with Jack's brother that my cheap RE7 GOTY cd key came with was pure kino. Also lacks your playtime and achievements. I have every single RE game on steam except the Reqiuem slop. Maybe I am wrong about you, but your bitch ass reply gives me no reason to kiss your boot heels and say "I'm sorry".
>>574545691I played this on PS2 and finished it on the hardest difficulty more than 5 times, I also played the gamecube version and the original PS3 HD release.My PC time isn't even representative of how much I played this game.
>>574545554ayo we got a real even steven type ahh nigga here
>>574545820Also played the original sourcenext port of which i also finished more than once.
>>574545820https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/products/?sort_field=rating&sort_order=desc&search_name=resident+evil&operating_systems=pc&pagenum=1Don't waste money on sales, unless Steam has the same price.Only buy keys from stores that support paypal 1 click checkout (saves you making an account).Live in a country without V.A.T.Kinguin and K4G are currently my favourite stores, HRK was okayish in the pastSelect Global or Region unlocked steam onlyNow globalism works for you and you cut the GabeN knife/bagel fee from your purchase.>b-but you'll get scammedpicrel? doesn't include my regular steam purchases, I only buy store when the price is same
>>574543478>what's a good Resident evil game to get into as my first gameTHE FIRST ONE, DUH
>>57454637190% of these I played day 1 and purchase them later at -75% discount when disk storage gets short
So what did you purchase? Clicking through a modern shopping basket with 1 click checkout and pasting a key into "activate product on steam" shouldn't take you a whole hour.>anon pussies out last second instead of expanding his library with good gamesAgain?
I'm fascinated that we never got new versions of the Feltzer, or Feltzer mods at HSW
pic unrelated but is sewers -> vault -> gallery better or do I do Kortz in reverse? Which has more guard spawns?
>>574547591I bought a darksiders collection because the resident evil discussion left me uncertain
>>574515272it's trashwhen i just started to play i accidentally bought it (missed the sniper rifle), lost 400k, it was big money for me back then
>>574549046Collections are a good middle ground. Have fun fren!
>>574548545not only i don't like that large gaudy mercedes star but R* made it even worseooh a diamond so luxury so expensive
>Delivering weapons solo>One dropoff is at golf course>Right as I'm about to leave two cars spawn and launch me into the water>The delivery mission fails instantly before I could even change lobby or alt+F4Fantastic. That's actually exactly what I wanted to happen
Turns out I am literally not allowed to do Doomsday Heist content.
>>574470643As someone else said you fucked up, apparently the S2 has some handling bug and the cabrio doesn't. I meant to try them side to side to see if I could tell but I forgot, but that's what I heard.
>>574494760I used to a lot but now when I do it, I just get meth'd up every time so I don't bother. Does anyone know how to fix that?>>574497552ragebait trying to get me to post more pics
>>574501979I just got it recently but I haven't tried online yet, I'm barely into the story. Game looks great though, and I love the bow and arrow. Wish we had one in GTA it would be so OP.
>>574511620I'm thinking of waiting until it goes on sale right away to buy it.
>>574553292low iq>waiting on sale 6 months>broke again after 1 weekbuy it now and be high iq>calmly play 1x job/week for 6 months>24-48 million with 1 hour playtime per week
>>574529507>>574529428It's not a waste of time if you drive to them to make the guys get crates whenever you're waiting for other timers or have nothing to do or whatever. My warehouse routine is one of the most chill activities, along with driving to the different safes, and kind of feels like Vice City again. I love that they added that stuff.
i love the mansionthe best piece of real estate i own
Anyone down to do some Casino Heist setups/drug deliveries?
>>574554167I have $280m, like everything else I'll probably buy it and never play the heist anyway.
>>574556327Nice ass, but not the nicest mansion. >>574556798also I have two characters so I'll probably buy two of them, it would be less of a waste of money on sale. Plus if I buy them now, they WILL go on sale in three days.>>574555881also I have 10 of them so it pays off a lot
>>574556798meant to quote the other post
>>574556948>not the nicest mansiontongva has the best view but richman is the most convenient
>>574549046should have gotten SOTTR or alien isolation desu
>>574557061To be fair, I've only been to the one other mansion and I don't remember which one. I'm happy with my choice.
>>574557424the cliff outside is also a great photo location
>>574543478depends on what you're after. there's two different eras of RE, with wildly different gameplay and presentation. with fans of one absolutely hating games from the other. RE1-3 are pure survival horror, with heavy emphasis on resource management and puzzle solving. RE4 onwards are third person action shooters with a horror theme. what style of gameplay sounds more interesting to you?
she's the last of the v8s
>>574558430Nice and clean.
>>574558850you got rid of the iconic exhaust pipesSACRILEGE!
>>574558850>see thumbnail>clickdisappointed
>>574558239these games have always been retarded stop talking about them
>>574560236>facebook/instagram filenameuhhhh calm your mantits faggot
>>574556392Still up btw
>>574559249I wanted it more clean>>574560021I think you need to buy a new monitor or turn your brightness up all the way.
>>574560393I only found a couple of screenshots of it and I don't feel like looking for more.
>>574554167>>>calmly play 1x job/week for 6 monthsLM@Oi hope you at least get rewarded with some GTA$ for shilling this garbage. I couldn't give less of a flying fuck about helping Judenstar with players retention, they better do better and fix shits if they want me to keep playing.I'll get this art studio bullshit when it will cost half, play the bugged contact job once for the novelty (hoping something gets fixed in the meantime) and then forget about it.I'll be busy playing different games in the meanwhile: currently playing ni no kuni, just got metro, sleeping dogs, saboteur, nfs heat after finishing l.a. noire and south park
>NO JUST MUST ADD ME AND PLAY WITH MEhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendslopthere is a genre for people like you
>Playing an online game that is specifically designed to be enjoyed in groups of 4>But entirely soloHow do I become such a fat loser?
>>574561590>>574560736
>>574561590shut uponly my friends call me a fat loser
>>574480740>>574480295How many jobs did you play with the dead crew thus far and did patriot send you nudes yet?
>>574560339Shut up, babydick.
>>574561832https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/butthurt
>>574560376>Still up btw>>574562683>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/butthurtgot that mixed up lonely gay boy
Shit I get the gimmick now. Keep trying to farm them (You)s, I know it's a bad crop with the Heist payout shortage but I believe in you
>>574562882>>574562683
>>574562994
>>574365561now that the dust has settled, is it worth getting the carwash and higgins? I got spare 10mil after buying the mansion and the studio and I don't feel like buying cars yet
>>574372296https://gtaforums.com/topic/916436-gta-online-screenshots-show-your-character/page/236/
just made a whopping 450k on kortzi feel so rich now
>>574563927thx bing
>>574564127>>574563927
>>574563304No
>>5745639528-9 more and you can afford 1 (one) specced out sports car, you got this anon
>>574563304I don't even know what this post means, but I did notice that when I went to wash my car one day, the car wash was out of business... so maybe?
>>574564439 >>574564127Reverse image search got good, now do the patriot!
>>574563304>now that the dust has settledYou have to return to your quarantine board >>>/v/
>>574563927>https://gtaforums.com/topic/916436-gta-online-screenshots-show-your-character/page/236/>Bounty Hunting with some friends >none of them are from 4chanOk buddy
>>574556948I didn't know you could buy ten of them.
>>574563952I've already accepted I'm not doing kortz for the money, I usually earn more passive income from other businesses than prepping and doing the heist. I'm here because I hate the art center and believe the art belongs to someone who can appreciate it(me).I'll do this shit at a negative if it comes to it.
>>574564991it's a hard but honest workbeats pizza delivery and forklift jobs i grinded to afford a mansion
>>574567982i think the samealso fuck the elite challenge, that laser's probably gonna remove every single mole from my body
Just so you all know they are GOING TO nerf passive businesses in the next 3 months. FACT. You will see the acid lab nerfed. You will find it the most baffling decision but what will you be able to do about it? NOTHING!!! and everyone will accept it because you have no power. This is how rockstar games works, so pucker your asshole, I promise you it's coming and you can screencap this now.If there's any lesson I've learned from rockstar, it's this; a lack of expecation is still an expectation, the expectation of nothing, and that was my mistake for this update. I expected nothing. I didn't expect rockstar to actually do anything great with the update, I expected the heist to be worse than everything else, but I'd lose nothing. Were I wise, I'd have expected the whole thing to be worsenned, and now, I'm correcting that misake. I'm following the logical conclusion of what rockstar has shown us for years, and it prefigures a nerf of passive businesses. They will not fix this game after this update, they will only put what they didn't touch prior under the crosshairs. Acid lab nerf... HERE WE COME!!!
>>574568620>You will do nothing about itTrue. but my nothing involves not even booting up the game
>>574568620the lab is a very noob business, the money it makes is pocket change
>>574568620>Just so you all know they are GOING TO nerf passive businesses in the next 3 months. FACT.How much salvia divinorum did anon smoke to know this? Who is your inside source at R*?It's like those 10000 posts on X.com that predict something, then someone quotes the single right guess, ignoring that was a lucky guess and 99.999% were off. Nobody predicted all heists getting a 1 week cooldown pre-kortz. Show us schizo
>>574568952Teleology my friend. It's fully in concordance with everything about rockstar games. Players are comfortable with the acid lab, rockstar has set multiple precedents, so get ready to say goodbye to it.
It's so obvious in fact that even you know it, that's why it sounds "so right". Acid lab is getting nerfed. Watch.
i kno tf
>>574567593five per character
GTA 6 is 4 months away
>>574568620kek, you're probably right.most of my money i made using passive businesses and playing with a crew on discord where we would help each other sell our mc's, it's brainrot but at least they haven't nerfed that still.
>>574568620Or they'll only ultra-nerf payout in all sessions with less than 20 players. If you're crafting "feel bad" scenarios, there is it.
>>574569579>and I will watch it day one on PC>the exact second the review embargo ends>and the first youtuber unhides the de-listed video>GTA VI full movie - 10h 09m 1s>it's pre cut, only has relevant cutscenes>main story missions>lame driving sections edited out>and it will cost me 0 cent for the 100 dollar price tag
>>574569579i can't believe it's 2030 already
>>574568620a big nerf on businesses might be what gets me to quit this game for good, i get most of my income from juggling them
>>574569713I just did the bogdan problem glitch with my bf before every DLC and we had 10 million whilst moaning in each others ears over call. He lives a 3 hour ride away and we only meet on weekends to fuck.
>>574570012>i can't believe it's 2030 alreadyNot required if you have a PS5™
>>574570294>wants to play 4k upscaled from 240p in 30 fps without rays
>>574565490I still have a backlog to post, I am slow, okay?
>>574570457>mad PC cuckNot this argument again. Calm down schizo. Btw frame gen on PC is the same AI upscaler as my console. So?
>>574570690frame generation and upscaling are different things learn the basics, snoyboy, it might save you life one day
GTA 6 online will be a planned economy with businesses like LS Car Meet that will be, unlike gta online, actually tied to the accessibility of vehicles in the game, and there will be a 50 hour grind already there with it from the start, you won't feel like you are hopping in and having fun from the start, that will be locked for later. Alongside it gta+ will be used for limited time liveries akin to fortnite character skins designed to foster a sense of jealousy in players to then drive them to engage with that live service stuff.
>>574570690with the difference the one on the console actually works and companies like amd try to abandon hardware like the 7000 series that is as powerful as pro model consolesit was only this month they gave customers the 4.1 upscaler on 7000 series after people complained that amd was doing the same as nvidia>>574570857thanks I am aware about all of it
>>574570147alright i did not need to know all that but good for you i guess
>>574570935This is how every type of centent will be in gta 6's online. Every type of vehicle will have an associated business tree of grind which you will be required to slave away at. It will be different from gta 5's online in that you won't have a bunch of options to fatten your bank account which you can then spend on literally anything. They are going to lock it down.
>>574571067Sorry I forget there are straight singles in here sometimes. Fells kinda gay in here.
Did somebody actually try to say that upscaling and frame generation are the same thing?
>>574571292Improvise wording. The ultimate internet sin. You cannot demand that listeners put effort in to a conversation that they are tying to derail.
>>574571292>Did somebody actually try to say that upscaling and frame generation are the same thing?It essentially is upscaled since the AI motion interpolation happens between each AI upscaled frame. Again, are you trying to pretend you get that compute for free? Only if you turn both on you reach your 60-120 fps target. Please tell us more in that passive aggressive bitch tone whilst you talk to the thread as one person.
Literally the slides confirm the flow of compute
Wish there were more cool cruiser/chopper bikes in the game
>distract immediately with topic change after engineering diagram disprove the retardpotteryWhy is it always baldie and wolfsbane online when it happens
>>574572123I wish there was more bikes in general, the last actual bike got added in 2022. 2024 if you count the pizza scooter.
Improvise trolling. The average problem with timezone based shitposters. You cannot expect that you are actually anonymous when you always show up together and suck each other off whilst spinning the same talking points and hardware wars for years.
>>574572386Which of course I do count the pizza scooter
>>574572386Wonder if there'll be more bike diversity in 6. So far from what we've been shown a lot of the bikes were the same as in 5, just with updated models and textures.
>>574571592see>>574562683
Gyus did they fix kortz heist heli thing? I did approach with heli and at the end he said hit the ropes and in fact i had to hold space to use the rope, it's the end of suicide landing?
>>574573243autism or schizophrenia? asking for my 4chan excel spreadsheet where I cross off why someone holds a grudge for this long^^
>>574573450canadians you lucky bastards
filed you as autistic because you lack the ability to stay confrontational or produce intelligent counter-arguments; e.g. autism is commonly accompanied by reduced IQ. let me push you past breaking pls.
>>574575752>that filenameAre you Israeli?
>>574575752I stopped replying because it was clear that you were either>Mistaking me for at least one other anonor>Suffering from severe schizophreniaEither way, I hope you get well soon
>>574575752tf is wrong with you?
>>574576093Are you new here? I mean this is a whole new level but not entirely unexpected for this site.>>574575752Lol how long are you doing this and why? hahah
>>574575752holy schizo
>>574575752kek, never change anon
>>574575752i just noticed that spreadsheet has 1300 ROWS HAHAHAHA get help man
>>574577337Genuinely curious how far it goes back since if we assume an average of 8 rows per month(like June) then it would date back like 13 years.
>>574558239I want to say shooters but good writing is important too
>>574562530I joined the crew 1 or 2 years before enhanced launched on PC, but started to play with them this year, and honestly, all of them are pretty chill.If Enhanced had text chat, it'd be perfectNo nudes yet
>finally get past the lasers on hard without triggering the alarm>fail the vault door hack and set off the alarmlol this shit goes way faster on hard, I'm getting mogged by actual chimps
>>574587328I didn't want to be the first person to admit that happened to me.
I hate demoralization shills, I get that there's a lot of money involved but I don't think anyone is going to stop rockstar from making said money.
>>574575752what was that?
>>574577337>>574593173A very autistic dossier on the transgressions of various anons all over four o'clock chan
gta 6
>>574593095really like the color, very classy, it fits the car. Too bad it doesn't stand a ground against the V-Str
>>574593505COLUMN 1109 SEPTEMBER 21ST 2023 - ANON CLAIMS GTA ONLINE IS NOT SLOP. AFTER FURTHER INVESTIGATION IT IS IN FACT SLOP. OWNED THOROUGHLY. ANON IS FOREVER CONFIRMED TO BE A FAGGOT.
>>574593648Thanks, I like to try to make some of the "Cadillacs" some kind of pink (at least one of them) but I wanted something that looked a little more modern and complimented the curves and creases on this car, so I went with midnight blue as a base this time. I love the way it turned out.
>>574594069
>>574594261I need to remember to buy a second one for the second character. I have the VSTR too and I don't drive it enough. I like the exterior styling of the V, it drives great it's a great car, but I don't like the windshield, it's tiny, and it feels bunkery inside. This car feels more airy and I end up driving it more. I put the V away after driving it for a bit because I get sick of looking at the roof and the dashboard.
>>574594069I like that color, it's very pretty.
>>574594919Classic Midnight Blue + Salmon Pink Pearl
>>574595307
>>574595595I steal Audi tricks like making the mirrors brushed aluminum, etc.
Non-gta youtubers releasing many GTA videos (that are not just the first 3 missions of a game) are nice to see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYd3fzIkVxM
Anyone up for a Casino run? I'm trying to get another challenge, this time is the award for all loot types in stealth, so we have:>Big Con>Cash>Noose outfitsNo duggan shipments because if we fuck up the exit I'll start overI'll send crew invites in 5 mins
>>574587328Once I learned it literally just the last one that matters at all I've just imagine that exact chimp clip and locked in. My average time is like 25 seconds on hard.Guess I'm just more in touch with my inner chimp.
Make it happen, Rockstar.
>>574597323Same, but at the Casino, I thought it was one from each sequence in each line
>>574596903Oh dang it, you had to do this the moment I become the single most unreliable human being on Earth?
>>574587328I cheated it by taking a pic of the last set with my phone and just looking at it in the camera roll lol
>>574599274It is what it is, lmao
>join new session>retards immediately come after me to blow me up
>none of the new cars have HSWin the trash it goes
>in a session for a while>See multiple groups do deliveries unimpeded>I decide to do a small warehouse delivery (2 vehicles, 16 crates)>Within 90 seconds of being seen on radar both vehicles were destroyed simultaneously I'm just glad I had to brain power to not try a full meth lab or nightclub
>>574548545I liked the IV version of the feltzer
>>574602715I thought the one that paypigs got early did, the one some anon bought at the car meet for like $5.5m
>>574603459Another reason I miss the chat. Was way easier gauging a session's peacefulness by just sending a>Are we all chill here?
>>574603459>drive past 3 CEOs fighting or whatever>they assume I'm here to fight and shoot at me
>>574603459I had a kid on an oppressor fly all the way up to Paleto bay to kill me while I was doing the unmarked ammunation delivery. That dude was out there with spite on his heart
>>574605820No text chat and over-policed voice chat is fucking AIDS> NPCs can call you a retard, an inbred, tell you to suck their dicks but if you even imply such things to another player you get a warning or banI hate living in this gay and retarded timeline.
Just had my first ever police raid on a business (was blocked by the mansion security anyway lol lmao) in 8 days, 12 hours, 4 minutes of "time played as character".Even without the double security this mechanic barely existed
>>574603459>>574606618All this automated shit with oppressors and avengers and orbital cannons is just silly. Back in my day we solved conflicts through a good old 1v1 c-bug duel in the unused Smash TV Warehouse
>>574603459The only thing I sell in public lobbies are Import/Export cars because you can get them delivered before Ghost Org ends
>>574593505id love to know all the shit xhes mad at me for
>>574606618i was fucking about at max height in a nimbus and had a rocking horse come up therethats mental illness if ive ever seen it
>>574607001Car exports don't seem even close to worthwhile to me, takes dozens of missions to get your warehouse set up to guarantee the top tier cars, then two missions per car to get ~60k after realistic damage costs, and all this after buying into the businesses necessary. You could make more on a realistic timescale even from pizzas
>>574603459Shit like that just happens. One time a load into a lobby. I wasn't doing anything but this one guy took offense to it and followed me everywhere trying to kill me. He got some kills and so did I. Was gonna follow me up up to Paleto but someone killed him for some reason and that finally got him off me.
I've only just reaized, if the counterfeit painting is so good you can fool gallery, why not just sell the fake? If they can't tell the difference, will clients be able to?
>>574619062I'm assuming that an expert can tell but the museum wouldn't have expert recheck what they think is the genuine article. While the buyers will have have someone check it's legitimacy when buying from you.
>>574615552It's actually 80k plus the 2% per player on the lobby. Takes a while to setup, true, but once done, you have guaranteed top tier, and again, get them done in 5 minutesAcid sales are still better, but I like selling cars
Hi /GTAG/I just sent a request to join the PS4 crew but I play on PS5, that's fine right? I started a few days ago. I finished Clucking Bell last night and have the Hanger for the Oscar guy but I can't do his first mission, and I have a nightclub. My user is Toadination. I tried to do a bank raid a few times by joining someone, but they took legitimately an hour to do 3 attempts because they couldn't hack, so I left.I look forward to meeting and playing games with you all.Kind regards,Jaiden
>>574623352Hi Jaiden,Penis heheheheheBest wishes,/GTAG/
How many new paintings can I get in a week?
I can't interact with things, eg keypads, when I host a Kortz heist. My character just stands in front of it forever and accepts no further input and I just have to disconnect. Literally forced to solo.
>>574619690>but the museum wouldn't have expert recheck what they think is the genuine article.Now, one would think that someone barging in through the loading bay, shooting 24 guards to death and getting into the vault(or just the footage of them entering the vault) would be enough to have their expert recheck literally everything inside the vault.>>574619062The better question is, why don't we just have our personal art loser paint stuff for us to put in our mansion?
>>574627663>(or just the footage of them entering the vault)I mean the footage of when the vault was opened(which can be confirmed by other missing paintings in the vault) going missing.
>>574619062It didn't fool anyone, the painting was going to be sold so they're keeping it under wraps for damage control
This update bothers me more as time goes on.
>>574629403find a grinder crew while you still can fren. only a matter of time before they nerf mc's and bunkers too
>>574602715hsw does not mean a car becomes a competitive racer
>>574606974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdTkTcGi4NE
I would spam the kortz heist more if trying to join it didn't bug out ~8 times out of 10
The golf minigame in IV is mildly fun. It's not nearly as sophisticated as V, though. IV's minigames on PC are slightly nightmarish due to the weird controls and responses, though. The air hockey table changes dramatically depending on mouse speed. The pool table controls are a nightmare. Darts seem fine. Bowling is... mixed.
>>574635367arm wrestling is easier on pc
>>574627663>The better question is, why don't we just have our personal art loser paint stuff for us to put in our mansion?Well I guess you want the "real deal" but if you steal original and sell super good fake then what happens when you want to sell your original
>>574619690>>574627663That's what I thought, silent alarm goes off anyway so they know something happened, wouldn't it be logical to check your most valuable painting?
If I keep a painting, does that have any effect on the money my crew makes?
>>574640928dunno the answer but where did you get that black tank top?
>>574641172Black Penetrator Sports Top
>$776,250 for GuzmanI thought this was supposed to be 1.1 mil with the weekly bonus
>>574641867ah it has a print, i tend to ignore clothing with prints
>>574631968From what I understand, it massively increases the top speed, which means any car without it is now uncompetitive, unless you make races restricting cars with it of course.
>>574641938>>574641867pretty sure there were glitches that allow removing the print from any top>>574644372a funny thing happened to me yesterday, took hsw banshee to one of these stunt races that end in a huge downhill into a ramp and a bullseye platform finish, flew right over and lost the race
>>574641929On hard mode?
>>574646197Sports Tops and Tank Tops have something in their code where you can add/remove logos, but the moment you go to save that outfit, it resets to normal so it only works as long as you stay in session
I don't know if this has come up for anyone else, but I have loaded into a couple of multi-player heists as the leader/CEO then suddenly got a 'CEO quit' error a few seconds after the heist began.This is apparently because the system doesn't always properly register you as a CEO if you are loading into a mission through a computer in a public session. You can occasionally get the in-game computer to send you to the mission screen, but without actually registering as CEO.When this happens, after the mission is launched, the system will automatically search for a CEO registration among the mission's participants. If none is found, it will automatically fail. The way to avoid this is to register as CEO or MC president prior to interacting with the in-game computer.
>join random heist>host immediately ends the heist and the heist passed screen appears>oh another modder that will give us all millions>$0 for everyoneNice
>>574646197That's happened to me so many times in the Pariah on shitty rockstar created races, and that's without HSW lol.
>>574646780It happened to me, but what I figured is that it happened when there are players from different regions, I wasn't sure it was a coincidence or not, but it's the only reliable constant in my case
I'm still not over just how fucktarded the thematic escalation is for the Kortz heist preps vs heistYou attack multiple government agencies, including a military base, potentially multiple times, to get a couple of things you could probably order off fucking amazon, so you can break into some glass cases in a fucking museum and then escape when it's easiest to ignore the escape vehicles entirely and just exit out the back, run down the hill and grab a car off the streetIt's actual fucking madness just how little sense it makes for attacking the literal army to be less of an obstacle requiring preparation than some random art galleryWhat the FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
>>574647756It's literally as stupid as the extreme measures you take to break into Humane Labs for the heist vs doing it to get a crate >>574430735
>want to try my hand at the criminal Mastermind>Need 3 people who are not only good at the game, but available and willing to attempt them as well
Demoralization shills are cursed and will end up where they belong.
>>574648416I've been looking for a crew on PC to do it, but just finding one person is hard enough, 3? Not happening in 2026
>>574648998F?!
>>574649069I had no idea you could ride on the back of a garbage truck.
>>574647756Reminder: the fucking Louvre, worldwide famous museum, has been robbed in broad daylight by using a small mobile crane, carnival costumes, few LIDL's special deal power tools and a couple of scooters. It took way less than it takes to elite Cayo Pizza for a net of ~$88 MILLION
>>574650316Yeah but they didn't saturate the market
>>574650316>french>secureyou cant fix retarded, the password was louvre123 or something easily guessable
>>574650316The HD universe economy and society shifted from holding art and gold to the highest standard to holding tshirts and tattoos to the highest standard.We could probably make enough for a Big One from SP if we robbed a single clothing store since every t-shirt is worth like $40k
>>574650721Yeah if we robbed a single clothing store we could make about $40 million since that's how much you need to buy all the clothes in this fucking game.
How am I supposed to do a full sell mission for the Nightclub when there's like 360 crate slots and every resupply mission only gives you 1? Here I thought the air cargo and the original warehouse was cancer.
>>574650824>$40 million since that's how much you need to buy all the clothes in this fucking gameLooked into that, Jetro recently did a video on total costs and it seems to be a little bit more than that.
>>574651304He's making an estimate which can be grossly exaggerated or too short for all we know. He could've just gone to the wiki page and add up all the prices to get an exact answer.
>>574650721>>574650824>>574651304yet you cheapskates are paying your assistant $300. No wonder she wears the same damn clothes since 2016
>>574651175>resupply>Nightclubnigga wtf are yo doin?
>>574651807>a fully upgraded nightclub will require 66 hours to reach capacity if you let your technicians acquire goods by themselves I need a faster way than this shit.
>>574651684capitalism
>>574651175very carefully
>>574652220You can also speed it up by doing business battles, though obviously those are bound to be contended for.
Losing my fucking MIND trying to do the classic heists with randoms.
>>574653478>your CEO quit>player quit>player quit>player quit>your CEO quit>player quit>player quit
>>574653478Sorry to hear that. I don't try them because I fear fucking up and the people's tolerance for fucking up in this particular game is at -1000
>>574652220the smaller amount of goods only take 22 hours, so just sell it every day, you make about a million. Waiting another two days for another $500k is a scam. I only sell it full when I'm lazy and don't bother for a few days.
>>574653875the barber shop boon has big titties
>>574654030A while ago I was talking about "where is there even a cross in LS?" well she's wearing one, this is the first time I've seen an actual cross.
>>574653692AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>574653874If you have even one tenth of a braincell it's mostly trivial stuff but somehow knuckledraggers keep fucking it upPeople so stupid I wonder how they even figured out how to queue for a heist in the first place
>>574652562Well I went to one and it was 2 guys on oppressors circling the place, 1 random with a bike throwing C4s around, someone with an Insurgent. I managed to pick up 1 crate and deliver it while another fella did the same. I picked a second crate while there were just 20 seconds left but apparently it evaporates if the timer runs out. So dodging missiles, bombs, little kids, bullets for 1 crate.Half of the people don't even pick up crates they just camp outside so nobody could get in.
>>574653692You really gotta find someone dedicated to doing the setups. There should be escalating bonuses for players who stay on for 2 or more setups of a heist. Doing all setups should double your payout at 15%
>>574654378>>574654385They really need to add penalties for quitters. Why the fuck are you joining if you're going to quit halfway in. If you do that then get a 1 week cooldown from participating in heists so you can do whatever you needed to do if you quit.
>get into an almost empty lobby for prison break>enhanced no chat so I find the host on RGSC and pm him my preferred role (pilot main because I can't stand watching noobs crash the plane with no survivors)>get ignored, prison officer instead>3 restarts later plane takes off smoking>somehow limps through the chase and over the beach>one guy parachutes into the cliff, respawns and jumps down the cliff, wasting all of the respawns
>>574654507Can you make heists part of a playlist? If someone quits a playlist, it's like they quit 60 jobs or something. It's the express route to bad sport.
>>574654195where indeed
>>574654782GTA is a magnet for the dumbest people on this planet
>>574654827I didn't notice this when I took the screenshot, but the cat is right where her pussy is in the shadow. I guess her pussy is called Stoive now.
>>574655008I never noticed those up on the top before, nice catch. I did look all over the chapel at the graveyard and didn't find any. I play in first person so chances are that I never looked at the top of that building closely. I almost always drive and rarely use the mosquito.
>>574655008>>574655380You would think there would be a megachurch in LS.
>>574655380some tombstones are cross shaped too
>>574655618The ypsilanti temple or whatever>>574655941Nice, I was thinking about that but I didn't go check. I'm sure I've seen them a thousand times and it didn't register. I made a series of races in the graveyard. Maybe I'll host one today. I'd really like to find every cross on a building in the game, like my own personal hidden packages.
>>574560021
>>574656728
>the general has been invaded by people that hardly know what they are doing
>>574657092I just picked up one of those robbers and we got hit by a train getting away. The GT750 takes a train hit like a champ. $127 in damage.
What's the point of blocking other entrances when you can enter the subway from Maze Bank East (closest to Kortz) and exit through Mission Row (closest to lockup)?
>>574654195>>574654030Probably because the character is a one-off design, instead of being randomly generated on the streets.
>>574657786Like every other heist, it gives the illusion of complexity.
>>574656353also don't forget how pious cholos are
>>574658015Yeah I was thinking that I'm sure I've seen some graffiti with crosses in it around there.>>574657878Yeah probably.
Nobody knows how to close this car's doors. And please give this thing HSW or Imani Tech
>>574602715There's two cars that have HSW this update the Veleno GT and the Horus
LSPD! HANDS UP PANTS DOWN!does anybody else roleplay a copper here?
i'm having a gta fatigue but i still want gun and ball gameplayi've never played watch dogsor should i replay sleeping dogs?
>>574654378>If you have even one tenth of a braincell it's mostly trivial stuff but somehow knuckledraggers keep fucking it upits actually scary how bad at the game the average player is
>>574662362You could play that new Japanese baseball game, provided you make a malay account on steam or psn
>>574662362i've never played sleeping dogsi've played wd1 and a bit of wd2 thoughwould NOT recommend wd2, the story is insufferable, and there's something fucked about the graphics, HDR lighting effects often make road unreadable and color pallette is both oversaturated and narrowwd1 was mid but fine
>>574635367does fusionfix address these? personally i could not play gta iv without it, the vanilla mouse controls are so cancer and they've clearly put zero effort into giving players a good experience with them
>>574667835The story and characters are insufferable but WD2 can be fun. Siccing the cops and gangs on each other, annoying peds until they strike you and cops are called on them, reeking havok with your phone anonymously...it's just fun.
>>574667835>i've never played sleeping dogsmaybe you should, it's basically a john woo action movie if it tells you something
>>574662362Watch Dogs 1 is cool, kind of short, a little jank but it's fun. Most of the time the game tries to push you to not shoot people. Watch Dogs 2 is shit, the hacking goes full retard which can be funny but the story and characters are in the same tier as KDJ and Sessanta. I'm still bummed Sleeping Dogs never got a sequel, it really captured the feeling of being in a Kung Fu movie. I just started RDR1
>>574668717>same tier as KDJ and Sessantathose two are my favoritei'm sold
>>574660956This does look nice, I should probably get one (two).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1pNbor05EUWhy do people in FiveM dress so weird? And cops look like hobos. Those PDs never heard of grooming standards and basic hygiene?
>>574668470I don't think I could enjoy woo games anymore after playing through max payne series multiple times and watching most of the kino
>>574668470Wei leaves everyone dead over a pork bun, this is somehow a great story
>>574669121Have fun, it's like if they were characters in a Far Cry game and instead of being a fast and furious knockoff they're 1337haxorz saving the planet n sheeit
>>574669121https://youtu.be/v69uC36fEoo?si=8gg6H0FFUS2T3SZJ
>>574669921This pic makes it look like he has no teeth.
don't tell him >>574676279
new player here, anyone faced the dilemma of deciding what gender their main GTAO chracter should be? a male character would feel more like "me/my character", but a female character would be more fun to look at and customize/dress up
>>574680737No. I'm a man, I play as a male character, easy as
>>574680737Bitches get prettier customization options.
>>574680737Not in gtao, male character has better customisation and everything 'fits'
> host hops in behind the mounted car turret and keeps shooting everything in the way> this keeps aggroing the cops> the heist gets dragged on for additional 10 minutesGif related must be what's going on inside these people's heads
>>574681358I can see the appeal of blowing up every person you see during freeroam but during heists time is of the essence and you should evade the cops as quick as possible.
>>574680737just make two characters
Damn, was update was so shit it killed some screenshot posters.
>>574680737This mostly applies in games where making a pretty girl isn't a mountain of a challenge, and also>>574681571Since cash is shared between them, so you can have a main character and a leech character.I like to imagine my secondary female character is my main dude's aunt that lives on his earnings.>>574681727Haven't gotten a lot of good ones. Here's one.
>>574682018>your second character is your ex living off alimony money you made from illegal businessesThe American Dream
17 more weeks
>>574647756Player character is domestic terrorist at this point, you're no longer just criminal robbing banks...
>>574682018Yeah, basically my female character is my main character's sister.>>574682154this is funny too>>574676279I didn't notice till after I posted it. I
>>574681727I'm starting to think someone else is going to have to make a cover and pick the photos
>>574688326
I hope we start with nothing and it’s hard to earn lots and lots of money in the next game the same way it was at the beginning of V Online. I remember entire lobbies fighting to get control of the Simeon vehicle or being ambushed during a convenience store robbery because someone else wanted the cash, and you had to quickly find an atm or use the phone to get your cash safe
>>574688747>fighting for scraps is funyeah no, i don't share your humiliation fetish
>>574688747Don't forget your character or their stats getting randomly deleted during the first days of GTAO
It should be exceedingly difficult to acquire any weaponized military vehicle, and all weaponized vehicles should have zero lock on capabilities. And if you're engaging in pvp you should be visible on everyone's radar, with an increasing bounty put on your head the longer you survive. That being said, things like landmines, oil slicks, caltrops, machine guns I'm okay with all those on vehicles. Those are actually fun
Took me all night but I'm finally getting my pimp garage up to par. >still not happy with how the baby blue turned out...>no one appreciates the thought out gaudy
>>574690514durr
>>574690697latinx paradise
>>574690697I should really take some cars to Benny's. That stuff is beautiful
>>574689054Would it be better to instantly have all the money you could ever spend?
>>574690064>That being said, things like landmines, oil slicks, caltrops, machine guns I'm okay with all those on vehicles. Those are actually funand thats why the arena war cars are blacklisted from most newer pve activities
>>574690827my latina did make some small suggestions>>574690907It really is. I don't know what it is about them, but it's along the same desire to gold plate my AK. Also, slow riding through a street battle, blasting music with the top down is kino>Many of my garages are themed. enjoy my Tuner/wAsain floor
>>574691638Because they're actually fun?
Who was the beneficiary of Rockstar addict the menial jobs like pizza delivery or forklift operation? I mean, if you added it in like 2013 or 2014 it kind of makes sense but at this point any old scrub can just get on the phone and get 200,000 from a diamond heist
>>574691989>Who was the beneficiary of Rockstar addict the menial jobs like pizza delivery or forklift operation?for newfags who didn't play online 10+ years ago
>>574691989I think those jobs (as well as taxi and dispatch work) were probably added in to Online as a testing ground to see if they’d be viable for the beginning of VI’s online
I will buy shark cards in gta6 if they have cool stuff and If I don't feel like grinding, sorry.
>>574696389There will be a money glitch in the first two weeks probably
>>574696553>gets banned
>>574575752>File deletedlmao. Anyway, anyone down for some game?
>>574682154my second character was literally this until my primary character stopped grinding cayo periconow she's the breadwinner and he's retired
Have you ever met gtag anons in random lobbies? I haven't.
>>574700086Nope, I did get put in a lobby with a person but they almost immediately left.
>>574700086Yeah one randomly joined a Special Vehicle Work I was hosting and I recognized the name. Gave him my thanks later in the thread
>>574700086I found myself in a lobby with someone who was once a super annoying tripfag (viva) and I went hey I know you! and he went oh yeah? then my internet cut out and I never saw him again. Must have been divine intervention.
This will never ever get delivered
>>574596903I am once again asking for help with this, same setup
>>574709302I can hop back on if all you need is a warm body to say>Yes sir>Of course sir
>>574712840Like I said in the OP, is just doing the heist without being discovered, since it's the Gruppe Sechs entry, it should be fairly easy.Lemme know when to send crew invites, o tell me your name and I'll add you to the friendlist if you're not there already
>>574714159Just to be clear, that wasn't them you invited now.
>>574714419Don't worry, I saw your name and I figured I'd invite you since we done it before
>>574709302>>574714497On the game now, which crew member am I joining?
>>574714419I had no armor to replenish, let's do that again
>>574715158Nightclub is hosting.
>>574715682Session is Private, ItsDFC btw
>Different targeting modeHave I not been on freeaim this whole time?
>>574715774I am sending invites to you
There is definitely a bug where it appears that we're caught on radar for like 2 seconds
>lands in a drift and suspension check with a helicopter
We did it. We were the first people to ever rob the Diamond Casino and Resort
Thank you, gents, that was a worthy endeavour
>>574717360>>574717372Cheers, want to do a less gainful endeavor and do my kortz?
>>574717372Nice, I wasn't sure being spotted by police nulls the challenge
>>574717534I ain't ever done Kortz, so sure. I still have this as well if yous are down>>574698806
>>574717534Absolutely, send invite
>>574717578Lets do yours instead then.>>574717650
that was the most 2013 coded thing I've done this year
So they increased the number of available taxi liveries by at least one. Did any other collections worth noticing get an injection? Anyone notice any new PRB this update?
Please don't ask why my first instinct was to call for my Turismo and not a buzzard
>>574501202If you knew how to read, they actually raised the heist payments. And every clip I've seen of the lasers is just running through it in 5 seconds and jumping in the middle right at the end. Skill issue
>>574720346It happened again
This is a genuine shortbus but because it's the GTA universe it's almost regular sized in length. Anyway, do you two want drills or to go straight through. It's art so we'd have the time
>>574721558Listen, some mens first instinct is to ride hard.
Is there connection issues with Kurtz heist? I was doing the heist with random and 2 of them dissappear without notice even through it was almost over...
>>574722898I think it has last man standing mechanics, so if they die and you're out of lives you can just keep going.
WTF? In my game, I had the guy next to me and when I hit melee he teleported behind the door
>>574723510Are you from a place far far away from me, the Pennsylvanian?
>>574720182I've got 5 of 6 of the new cars and no Itasha liveries. I haven't seen what the E-Stride has
I just realized that there's only four spaces in the mansion to hang the paintings you keep...Why?
>>574724194Players are being tested.
>>574723634No, but I'm on Central Time
Man I don't think I've ever successfully stealthed that whole heist. We got close too
>>574724610Sorry I fucked up, I should have let the guy turn the corner before icing him
>>574724728I rode in your backpacks, We got it done and that's fine with me. Thanks for coming along on my seemingly thrice a week adventure. Next time I might go aggressive since I just learned there's actual challenges
>>574724817
Kortz time?
this is a very silly award
>>574724962>>574724953I'm down to be backpacked again
>>574724953Sure.
Since my friends got burned out doing the new heist, I'm guessing non stealth is the way to go if playing with randoms?
>>574725023The Elite challenge for silent and sneaky is way easier with the infiltration outfits and the EMP
>>574725346If feel like if you aren't going to be miserable on this heist, you just have to be ready to any attempt to lose stealth and turn into a shooting fest. A bonus for as long as you can stay stealthy, but far from a guarantee. It's just too miserable for anyone to keep kicking themselves and restarting whenever something about the sensitive heist gets triggered.
>>574725346You know what they say "hope for the best, prepare for the worst"
>>574725387If you haven't lost stealth yet, does EMP do anything to wreck it?
This is such a stupid feature.
>>574725671If they wanted to make an autonomous vehicle useful in a mission, they should have made it advantageous to plant a bomb on it and send it amongst a group of foes unnoticed.
>>574725581No, but if you get too close to the guards, they can still detect you
Heads up that I haven't done this entry before, and that I'm not sure if I still have the manhole key.
>>574726003Interesting. Do their cones shrink? Would using my weapon flashlight be enough to agro them?
I probabably fucked everything up there, that's likely on me
>>574726840You? I forgot to get two bikes since I assumed I'd be doing it solo, and also stupidly assumed I'd keep the sewer key from my last heist where I didn't use it.
>>574727393I have noticed my character ragdolls more often since the update dropped. I thought maybe it was a coincidence, and I'm only noticing regular tripping because of the heist, but it happens when not in the heist.
They expected Sam Fisher, Solid Snake, and Gabe Logan. Instead they got us
>>574727393Another thing to keep in mind is that you can get the manhole handle during the scoping if you wanna go though the sewers. Makes it easier to access than in game time
>>574727739About the one thing I can't critique on this heist is the results pose.
Bro gamer, Nightclub. it was great but holy fuck I need to go get some sleep. I'll see y'all around
That shit is more fun in company. Huh
>>574727807Likewise, kortz is way less ass with some decent company. GGs.
>>574727650Oh yeah, that's what I did last heist when I did warehouse entry. Then when scoping this attempt I never managed to find it so I figured it might be something you keep until use.
>>574726161It's full lights out, that's why you need the Infiltration outfit, because it includes NVG.I never turned a flashlight to see what happens, but I know for a fact that if you get spotted in the dark, everyone magically knows where you are
>>574724194To try to keep players from quitting as soon as they acquire Stacks Study Vi?
Which arts do other farts what to place above their hearths?
>>574734950this was made for the guys who talked about how hairy harriet's pussy is in the red dead online general (RIP)
>>574734950I'm thinking Melons Boobily, Man eating frenched fry, BIG and the cat one.
>>574734950x6; y2 and x7; y2they look high class and bougie
When the next week's event rolls around do you guys think the first art heist will have a better payout comparable to the first one you do for faber? If every painting only nets $300k they're worth more as decor.
>here's your mission to do the BIG EPIC HEIST>also we got SCHITTENFARTEN to play themselves as the DJs!>what, you don't know who SCHITTENFARTEN are? Well, unfortunately we paid good money for them so here's a 13 minute unskippable cutscene sucking their dick.At least I knew who Dre was.
>>574724817>filled the arcade with the cheapest cabinetsI mean I get it but the Outrun clone is actually really fun
>>574717372You pay them mere 40k more than lowest pay on humane?
>>574726093Do they really put the manhole key in a different spot so you must pick it again every time?
I still haven't done the heist
>>574741293yes
>>574741398just do it, it's fun
>>574741582Don't have the art room because I wasted all on upgrading NC before DLC hit, thinking the warehouse staff is fast.
>>574741754jej
>>574727739>>574727780Do even 4 people fit on the small sofa? I've never seen a full crew do it.
>>574725023why is the reward an armored kuruma? shouldn't it be the new armored car?
>>574742001You indeed get the new cacara 6x6 if you really want to play this heist for 80 irl hours.
>>574741754Why would you drop money in old content before a major seasonal update?
>>574742162guess i was delulu and thought i'd recover my losses
>>574742246Bro warehouse and safe together are barely doing 160,000 per real hour. It's the slow passive that makes it okayish
>>574728654What entry and exit has what benefit?
>>574742409don't other doing anything else but sewers in and loading bay out, secondary pay is not worth jack
>>574741141I wonder if anyone in here realises they are just being used by a few anons as heist slave labor force
Are the auto shop contracts worth? They seem like ok stuff to solo. I wanna do more heists but my group is 3 people; one can't keep a steady connection to GTA anymore
>>574743279the depository robbery is ok to do sometimesit's easy and pretty short, the other jobs suck ass, i really really recommend not doing them, they are as hard as some missions in gta 3
>>574743475I've done a few solo so far, I guess I haven't gotten the super annoying ones yet. I had the union one on my board and then went to do another one, but didn't know the fucking thing reset after you did one so now I don't have it. I'll make sure to lock it in next time. I have to say, buying the Buzzard outright is probably the best money I spent in this game; being able to call that thing fifty feet away from you on demand as a CEO has been insanely useful and probably contributes to the ease of certain missions
>>574743475>>574743687That being said, the one with the plates was annoying as fuck because damaging the MOC trailer with a tec 9 was basically impossible. I ended up stealing a truck cab and wedging the thing on the freeway so I could blast it with the bullpup
>>574743687>the super annoyingany job that sends me to zancudo i ignorein case of auto shop it was a painful experience>buzzardwhy not sparrow? the first thing i did in the game i grinded clucking bell to buy the sub
>>574744063Wasn't out when I had protobonds
>100 gamemodes added to GTA Online that would be genuinely fun to play>all of them are effectively unplayable because matchmaking system sucks and is dead because the only three things people do nowadays are grinding businesses/heists/solo content
>>574745476i play drift races and ocasional drag races, that's the only online activity i do with other peopleI live my life a quarter mile at a time
>>574741141I have a simple policy. If I did all the setups on my own, I give 15% to each, equal share if they helped with setups
I don't think I got a first time bonus, or a first of the week bonus for doing the art heist.
>>574741141In his defense, the 3 of us all hosted a heist in that session
I've played this game for about 4 years now and always found "fun" as a solo, I came back for the update and all I've done is setup the new heist or quick join, I think back to the 'fun' and I did the exact same thing back then just with acid lab/NC/Bunker sales inbetween running the casino heist and quick joining, am I retarded? How did this loop keep me entertained for 600 lvls
>have about 8milly in the bank Should I keep saving for a mansion, or should I buy an Agency or Bail Bonds office?
bye
>>574756867Please don't go...
>>574743757Next time you do that one get the weapon loadout that has sticky bombs. You get 5 and that takes it down to half health
>Trevor's VA was in Law & Order>Michael's VA was in Law & Order>Lucia's VA was in Law & OrderRockstar sure loves Law & Order
>>574759071b-tier actors, talented enough without being utter cunts like ray liotta
NEW THREAD>>574761683>>574761683>>574761683
>>574761727Whats wrong with this one
