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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

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Yae and Yae and Yae
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no one asked
no one cares
shut the fuck up
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Windy love!
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Cuteki, Uglyteki, Uglierteki
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>>574439336
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING NICE I WAS LATE TO CM TODAY AND I NEED AFFIRMATION NOWWW
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I asked
I care
keep posting
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>>574439434
SOMETHING NICE I WAS LATE TO CM TODAY AND I NEED AFFIRMATION NOWWW
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wahey
>>574439434
good job
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I will be using automode to create Team Trials aces
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>>574439434
stop making excuses, everyone knows you waited for shitter hours
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Tachyon LOVE
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>>574439336
Bamboo Muteki love
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shitter hours huh...
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Did you pull for COPEano Brickey? I did.
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly reallyr eally really really really really really relly really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>574439659
yeppers
15k
she's sooo nice
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>>574439336
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>574439659
Nyo, cannot afford to
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>>574439625
It's called shitter hours because you queued up
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rickey rickey! Account brickey!
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so you're telling me no one even thought of it till now?
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>>574439659
Only pulling dailies, if I still don't get her on final day I'll drop all tickets
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seeking the marriage
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>>574439434
Hope you get Kita Ms. Victoria
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>Taiki, Curren, Nishino
>Taiki, Curren, Nishino
>Taiki, Curren, Bride Groove
>Taiki, Curren, Nishino
Why is Group A so soulless?
Where are the Grass Wonders, the Vodkas, the Ayabes, Brians, Dotos etc?
Where are all the oshi players
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>>574439851
Do not disrespect Pearl.
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>>574439967
>Grass Wonder
Domslop
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>>574439967
you killed them in round 1...
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>>574439506
>>574439934
ty <3
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>too eepy to play
>too eepy to post
I'm eeeeeepyyyy
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i just took a 10 min nap and we got a new thread, how nice
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>>574439967
Sorry I can't be an oshi player because my oshi isn't in the game
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>>574440037
I didn't get a good job back... I see..............
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>>574439851
no one thinks about seeking the pearl
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>>574440048
*plops my dick on your face*
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>>574439967
I used the first selector on Taiki though
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>>574440037
Glad your need for affirmation is sated and you can return to being normal now
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>>574440092
YOU DIDNT UFKIVNG POST IT !!!!!!!!!
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>>574440153
making me launch the game..............
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>>574440139
haha

>>574440210
LET'S GOOOOOOOO GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!! WINNING SOON ? ! MS VICTORIA HELLO? HELLO SHE'S CALLING HI PICK UP YOU HAVE WO
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>>574439967
You can still try for A finals tomorrow anon, I believe you!
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>>574440037
kitafuck fuckasan
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>>574439967
I literally got group A without ANY of these tgwo
>>574440210
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Despite being 13% of the A+ population Uma&Co make up 52% of all problematic posts
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>>574439967
My oshi isn't out yet so there's nothing to do but metacuck.
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>>574439967
You say that but unironically the highest WR girls are Late Surgers and OG Oguri
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Does Turf/Ground S improve acceleration in the first leg?
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>>574440294
fuck fuKCK A TIWAKTIAWIT JWAJHT ABWT
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>>574440392
Yes, Ground S improves all acceleration
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>SS+ run
>dirt C
Kill me
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TT status?
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>>574440454
I beat like this
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>>574440454
Friction burn inducing jerk off
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>>574440507
1 MILL TODAY 1.1 SOON ?????????
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>>574440454
wish you would do this to me while you go psycho
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>>574440473
Surely you aren't building Virgo aces now...
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>>574440507
The semen is mine alone
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>>574439967

I've seen a guy running NY Urara and she's destroying everyone, its his highest WR ace
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morning
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>>574440507
If it doesn't break 900 I'm safe until GL
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>>574440609
Good morning! Let's give today our best effort!
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>>574440609
Good morning
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>>574439659
just a few tickets, and my stash is saved!
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>>574440507
I have to remake my TT team. I am only 50k above class 6 retention
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ごきげんよう
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im sorry xogurichuds (getting uppity because their stable wincon is disable for one (uno) CM) but using flower is not """metafagging"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owfZXOctC64
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I need to stop playing non-uma games. it makes me care less about uma.
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>>574440507
still 100k behind
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>>574440609
i like my coffee with some milk, mr. cb...
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https://youtube.com/shorts/C-1cFWYC2_k
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>>574439967
okay post your team then
we shall see if you are a so called oshi player
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I need to start playing non-uma games. it makes me care less about uma.
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>>574440884
hahahahahaha this nigga wearing diapers lmaooooooooooooo hahahahahaha
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ms victoria is kind of a mid song anyway
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>>574440884
MINNAAAAAA HOEH ARIGATOU!!!
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>>574439967
I'm seeing Kingus win, which makes me happy because I remember back in Capricorn a guy who ran Kingu in 55 races and only won 3 times with her, and he had fresh umas with less than 5 races to try and get wins during Round 2. I'm hoping he found some redemption in this CM.
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(My)/(The Enemy) Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri is so incredibly (Based)/(Cringe) because (I)/(They) built them with a (F2P)/(Whale) deck and they're an Uma (I)/(They) use because (I'm a Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri oshi)/(I love wheelchair umas on [insert current cm]) and any time I (win)/(lose) it's because I'm (using)/(against) an incredibly (Skillful)/(Braindead Wheelchair) Uma. No Stopping Me and Straightaway Spurt Groundwork and Early Lead Festive Miracle and Triple 7s are such (Cool)/(Cringe) skills and I would (die for Goldship Taishin Seiun Smaru VBourbon Xoguri)/(kill this bozo and anyone who plays her)
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>>574440772
>concert viewer version
At least you know you aren't going to win
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im a ms victoria virgin and ive never listened to the song and i think its great
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[-]
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>>574439659
shan't pull for a fr*nt, especially one that requires assembling the dragon balls just to lose to a pig by 1L
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>>574441029
Never stop posting and never change.
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>>574440772
Hey its not my fault Oguri Cap (as in peak) can ran just about anything with little to no adjustments
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I'm running Furawa because I love little girls
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>>574441029
I say this and also don't say this
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>>574441043
I want to hide Ms Victoria in an innocuous sound post now and Ms Vitorape you
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>pilot Ticket is right after the GL support banner
Nyo... I only have 30k carats...
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>>574440507
I don't belong in class 5 but I also apparently don't belong in class 6. I need to redo a bunch of TT Uma, especially in the mile/sprint distance categories but I might actually go to Beyond Dreams for that because I am actually genuinely too stupid to train them properly in the ramen one. Or I might just not be trying hard enough, I don't know. Doesn't help that my Sprint/Mile cards are absolutely horrendous too.
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CALL THE SPARK ANONS
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getting your virginity stolen by an /uma/ nonny...
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>>574441267
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>>574439659
yeppers
I'm certainly going to suffer doing card pulls next week for this, but I have 97k carats and 100+ support tickets if things go awfully.
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>>574441267
You can always ticket Winning Ticket
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>>574441349
he actually cant THO
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put the bloomers on
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>>574441120
they should have used nishino flower and sweep tosho in the event instead of matishutupfukukitaru and seeking the bin
now that would be peak
(i love children)
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How many fans do I need to bot to get /uma/club to notice me? Should've asked earlier but I was busy building aces these past two weeks
Also I gotta pick another clubdacchi as a backup danchou just in case
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>Vibrator's battery ran out
>It's a fucking LR1 wtf even is this
>None of the three shops I visited sells them
>Have to order online and go without it all weekend
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>>574441434
He can for a small fee during the 2nd anni
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>>574441490
mambochou...
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>>574441516
>my trainee took out the batteries from the office tv remote
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>>574441516
slut
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>>574441280
i just got raped but it should be decent enough
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give flower 2nd alt now
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>>574441490
please don't... the club has already taken a huge hit...
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>>574441672
What do the grandparents look like
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>>574441613
heh
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I smell like mare now...
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When are we getting more umas as child as Flower and Sweep?
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tv remote batteries are typically AA or AAA, not LR1
learn to how post retard
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>>574441670
me and my bf
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Going to the grocery store you guys need anything?
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>>574441878
mare opera o...
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Post more Opera Mare
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>>574441727
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>my trainee accidentally killed multiple people
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am i fucked in the head if i'm rolling for inari just because i want another dirter for looping
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you can't call everything a mare just because it gives you an erection
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>>574441925
Your mothers phone number
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>>574442007
dotobro...
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>>574442050
not a problem, just pay up
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>>574441925
Yes, could you get me the following items
>500g chicken breats
>a package of sliced cheese
>a box of nut bars
>6 eggs from free roam hens
>some sour fruits
>2 small bread rolls
Thanks, I'll pay you back on Monday
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umas who lube vs umas who dry beat
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Oh Chrono Genesis got an update.
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You can't do anything without a poorfag going buhi for the littlest thing
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>>574442290
can you help me tell them their new trainer search UI fucking sucks
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>>574442065
>accidentally
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>>574442290
>July 18, 2026

>Top clubs now update every 15 or 30 minutes
>Clubs ranked 1000 and higher will update every 15 minutes
>Clubs ranked 5000 and higher will update every 30 minutes
>Club leaderboards can now be sorted at Latest or Daily Cutoff
>Added display for fans gained today, this month, and last month
>Added sorting on factor/spark display
>Fixed visual bugs
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>>574442050
Iam rolling for her too. She got a way better kit than her base form I got her too and maybe you'll get spooked by 1488 Tama too
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>>574441967
Good stuff, congrats on the hit
I'm still working on dirt looping restraint and racing spirit stam on my grandparents
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>>574442065
She _____ Goofs Up
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Maruzensky mating press
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>>574442716
What did Rickey mean by this
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The lack of popularity of Umas like bono and pearl upsets me.
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>>574442680
Did you at least finish your training reps before posting on umachan, Maruzensky?
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Verxina is a pitslut.
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>>574442680
https://x.com/i/status/2077881884739273172
The ending is cute as fuck.
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would you a cyborg
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>>574443006
Huh...
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>>574443006
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Sex with cows.
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>>574443006
waow
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>>574443006
I did this
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>>574443006
Hang on... Seiu is not a boy!
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Seems like a debuffer is more useful than a 3rd front.
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>>574443006
that's a boy's penis!
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>>574443281
Post Maru and Bourbon please
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Why is everyone so horny today
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>>574443006
BOYSEX
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>>574443448
post fuji impregnatio
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Why does she stand like this?
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Seeking the Pearl is proof that you make a character as unappealing and ugly as possible and some people will still claim to like her just to be different.
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>>574442061
Sorry they were fresh out, apparently it's a pretty popular item.

>>574442196
Couldn't find breats and the employee said "what the fuck is a gram?" while a bald eagle screeched when I asked but I got some chicken and the rest of what you wanted. hit me back whenever.
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>>574443525
thx bruv
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>>574443507
This but stay gold
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>>574443448
Wish I was horny but I gooned too hard the past three days and now I can't get it up
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>>574443503
charging power
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>>574443507
Shame that it didnt work out like that for you, huh?
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>>574443507
Ryan has been playable day one though
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>>574443221
in me?
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I just like Seeing the Clitoris for her personality
yeah she's ugly but so am I we can still be friends

>>574443660
"Playable" is being generous
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Stop slandering my delicious trainee, you sick fuck.
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>>574443660
ryan bwos...
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>say one thing about the ugly hag
>a certain someone immediately starts spamming
Nyoticing
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There are no ugly Umas. Even Ryan who wears a roadkill for a wig looks nice on fanart since the hair is drawn softer-looking.
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>>574443507
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>>574443626
>>574443841
they both are really ugly it's no surprise they seem to be friends
at least Seeking the Pearl actually looks like a woman though, you can just bag her face before you fuck her. being attracted to the other one just makes you a gay pedo
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>>574442716
Rickey, that's your senpai!
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Is it that time?
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seeking the bin
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>>574443967
This is actually worse than the original. Leave that fuckass hairstyle to Cesario.
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>>574444016
She is not related to Tony Bin!
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>>574443967
awful
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>>574443281
Meanwhile my Falco only won a single time because no one in open league managed to build a decent front runner meaning my pace chasers always rape.
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Imagine marrying one of the beautiful Mejiros and realizing you will have Ryan as your relative
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Good morning bros
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>>574444134
EL SEXO PASA
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>>574444182
skinwalker
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>>574444182
sup
you're not the real one, are you?
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BUE BUE
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>>574442842
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Is it too late to switch clubs?
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I once rubbed my trainee's ears just to mess with her, and she made this really weird moaning noise and said "Now I can't get married" when she realized it was me
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>>574444016
Barfing the Puke
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>>574444313
It's never too late gwo
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>>574444313
For rewards yes. To show the new club you mean business? Never too late
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>>574444182
goo monin
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>>574444182
Her supremacy as Tracen's matriarch remains unchallenged
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>>574444439
>no pantsu
Japan became so fucking gay.
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>>574439967

Taiki IS my Oshi, she's literally the bestest and cutest horse in the entire game, unrivaled in all things good. As for Curren, she jumpscared me twice, if I don't use her I'm afraid she'll sneak into my room with a knife.

Though I should have brought king halo, you're right, I've been blinded to the first rating of my second wife due to thinking too much...
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>>574444313
Danchou...
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>>574442425
Thanks anon! Hope you get something good too.
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>>574444689
That is the diginfied Mcqueen Mejiro?
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>>574444761
There are no dignified Umas
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>>574443978
>SNIFF
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Does anyone have the Fine Motion sweepy tantrum animation?
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>>574439967
I tried to Oshi Rice Shower into this CM, but I either hit a good speed stat, or win Tenno Spring without a recovery skill, I can't have both.
I also own none of the horses you mentioned, I run regular Oguri, Bakishin, Vbobo. My Oguri had like 80% top3 rate and 60% top 2 rate, but wasn't strong enough to get more than 2 wins in a batch.
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officially giving up for cm17
any good debuffer decks
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It's okay to hate retarded umas.
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>>574440507
Forever 5.5
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>>574444945
Lala would never ask for a MANT run
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>>574445040
no
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>>574444689
Fatfuck

>>574444383
>posting the race traitor
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>>574441349
In 4 months.
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>>574445023
It's funny how parodies with Umas being edgy is standard in Star Blossom
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>>574445227
biblos so cute
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>>574445227
please
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>>574445312
>umas trying to rape you
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Sexship
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>>574445141
Raito is a beautiful retard so she doesn't deserve it
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>>574444134
I am so happy my horse will be singing on stage again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
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>>574445259
the what now
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>>574445410
Nyo
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>>574445469
>cat lover
>cute
Wrong
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>>574445606
i hate this fucking creature
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>>574445704
ALL CAT LOVERS ARE CUTE
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>>574445606
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>>574445704
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>>574445308
Except that Shadow Tracen is good while Star Blossom is shit
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>>574445785
>40 year old single women with alcoholism
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>>574443978
I'm not big enough to get past any of those cheeks
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>>574443978
BUSTER WOLF
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>>574445948
Whatever you say
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>>574445969
we love hags here
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>>574445984
>Teiofag is a cuck
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>>574445442
wtf when did they add a new mejiro into the game
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>>574446102
>hag with 10 cats
She'll die alone.
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wtf is going on in star blossom lmao this looks like a parody
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>>574446115
I like ntr sometimes but I self insert as the woman
not a fag or trans btw
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>>574446085
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>>574446115
don't shay that
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Umamusume 2 will be an open world racing game with properly modeled buttcheeks
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>>574446248
YWNBAW
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>>574445984
You're supposed to spread them
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>>574446224
I cam save her
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>>574445969
Yes, Please.
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>>574446323
Good because I don't want to be?
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>>574446313
>it has Unreal Engine
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Umamusume 2 will be a looter shooter with properly modeled buttcheeks
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Finemo is literally bugged, unity is literally bugged
6 careers in a row and I haven't even gotten prepared to pass, and that is with a sacrificial curren
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>>574446502
You will never pass
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>cygames hire this man!
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>>574446348
You can't save career women.

>>574446378
She looks depress.
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Mejiro Ramenu
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Well in MY opinion Pace Down Mode needs to be even more aggressive because I'm so fucking sick of my 1400 Wit Taiki overshooting and whiffing all her fucking accels.
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>>574446581
What's up with the Symboli clan being all yumejoshi bait?
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>>574446670
I make this face on the toilet
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>>574446658
Ugly hag
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Aw fuck Dirt G1s don't give rival hints if your dirt affinity is too low
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>>574446670
have you tried not using 4 wit cards
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>>574446743
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>>574446670
>he doesn't run a front so you don't get pdm'd from uma stan + gw
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Stinky? Smelly?
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hell yeah
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>club still hasn't gaped me
:\
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>>574446959
Rickey!
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Tell me why you don't spend money on this game (it costs only $7 a month)
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>>574447223
I think they already have enough money.
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>>574447223
the game is free
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>>574447223
i buy tickets when available so i guess you could consider 40-60$ a year
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>>574447097
Is racing power the 2nd strongest URA spark?
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>>574447223
I'm not giving money to a company that pushes ugly umas and adding black umas.
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>>574447223
Because they don't sell skins.
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>>574446468
>properly modeled buttcheeks
Yes please
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https://x.com/miiiiiina_cat/status/2078449052270965026
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Bamboo Memory got a cool outfit but the yelling and discipline shit is retarded
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>>574447223
because I am a poorfag
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>>574447223
I'm a neet not making any money and living with my parents
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>>574446951
C U T E and smelly feet!
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>>574447529
Not sexy
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>>574447223
So I can have the privilege to throw shitfit whenever a piggy mogs me
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>>574439659
No, I'll get her on the selector
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>>574446378
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HER
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>>574447529
I thought this was a 3D render. Anyway. Pasa in LA.
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>>574447223
i buy the daily carats
once they drop the other passes i will buy spark rerolls and lock instead
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they got her
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>>574439967
>Where are all the oshi players
I already queued at reset
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>>574447819
But then what will you play next cm...
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>>574446249
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Any cuties here right now?
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then obviously it isn't a typical remote fuckface
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It's CM's like these that make the difference between actually good trainers and retards who get away too much with just blindly following guides without understanding absolutely nothing about the actual mechanics of the game and what the skills they're told to pick actually do
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>>574448167
Git gud
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3 0 0 0
yosh ikuyooooooooo 3rd place in finals here i come!!
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>>574448193
So precious...
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HAI TAIGI SHUDDLE DES
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>>574448327
I don't use guides I just buy whatever skills /uma/ says are good
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>>574448327
what? I'm just stacking the fuck out of accels and sitting on 70% wr
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>>574448327
oh yeah? what is the difference mr. smarty pants
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>>574448419
She's a ginger
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>>574439967
I would have done Sovl aces if I knew Ms Victoria was coming earlier, I just did not care enough about sprintslop.
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Marry and reproduce
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>>574448461
Yeah, and? It obviously makes her even cuter.
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>>574439967
I made a Chiyo oshi ace but I also just finished a cracked fast learner run with Taiki...
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>>574448527
Gingers are evil
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>>574448123
CM17 has garbage track that I can afford to skip and dirt CMs are rare that I can wait a little longer for Rickey
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>>574448327
Let's not pretend this CM is anything other than a coin flip simulator
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>>574439967
>Where are Brians
Here
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>>574439967
trust me its not fun having to win 10 races to get head on especially when you have to win derby and japan cup in classic year with like 200 stamina
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>>574448690
Nice Brians
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>>574448526
>28
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DEFEATER OF META
SEKAI SAIKYOU
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>>574448791
>2 suzukas
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>>574448715
if you spent less time clicking guts and clicked power instead she'd have enough stamina and also get overcap power
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>>574447223
I gave them $60 in total for selectors which is appropriate amount of money for how much content I got from them. Reminder, it's been a little over a year and we are still playing more or less same game with slight modifiers.
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>>574448902
That's a tranny
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>>574448636
I also like evil women so that only makes it better. Hugging her slender body and running my fingers through her hair while I immerse myself in her heartbeat and she stares absolute daggers at other umas/women and slowly monopolizes me is #goals really.
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>danchou shot another nigga in broad daylight
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>>574448913
im retarded give me a break
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>>574448791
oh wowiegoya~!
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>another turf spark
Holy hell why does this keep happening during a dirt CM
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>>574448986
based
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Mambo has room for two more cuties interested in a drama-free A+ club. Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your bio if interested.
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>>574449095
>Gold City
Drop her
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>no Firm Course Menace
>no Professor of Curvature
>no Speed Star
Well that run fucking sucked
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Wait next cm is DIRT?
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>>574449157
Post your sprint mambo ace and I'll join. Otherwise change club name
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What do you even do if Kawakami determines that you are her prince? There can be no escape.
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isn't the next cm in grand live? why even bother preparing
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You would do well to add some brown to your life
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>>574449157
do you still have a space? 803837256004
i get around 100 mil fans a month
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>>574449304
Gwo your parents?
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>>574449304
Your parents? Your GPs? Your GGGGPs?
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>>574449345
You can fuck off
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>>574449345
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>>574449259
yeppers
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>>574449235
>>no Firm Course Menace
Literally why are you trying to get this? Too expensive for too little benefit.
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when is tm opera going to be a meta ace
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>Just saw a front win
Jobber hours indeed
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>>574449345
fuck off umama mambo doesnt want botterss
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>>574449528
in 2029 after her ballroom alt with sweet doto
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>>574449382
>>574449410
I'm not doing more than my daily run for something that's about to be automated and better than humans can make
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>>574449528
When she gets an SSS alt
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>>574449528
>Perfect stat growths
>Innate recovery
>Charming event for GL
>Dirt E
Next CM with NYopera
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>>574449575
>botters
bwo everyone is botting in a few days
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>>574446670
>his umas can't rawdog a wire-to-wire win
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>>574449613
retard
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>>574449382
for dirt? yea i'm gonna pass on that lmao
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>Only one filly has ever won the Kikuka Shou
>She's not an Uma
Defend this.
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>>574447223
>implying
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>>574449665
>Hesitant pace
You didn't win
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>>574449291
Reject her, gorillas deserve no husbands.
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>>574449665
Only my Nishino can do this and that's because she has 5 gold velocity skills
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>>574449676
let's see you win every single race with shit parent decks and aptitudes while also finishing every SSR chain every run
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>guts bakushin didn't give me groundwork
>finemo didn't get to final event
>kitasan BLACKED didn't get to final event
fuck
unity
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>>574449751
you realise you can get that much carats for free right
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>>574449752
ok, and?
>>574449781
ogli can do it too
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>>574449746
Gentil's onahole
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>>574447223
But I do. The daily pack and the selectors are all the shop is good for.
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>>574449697
It's also a medium, which you need permanent parents for the rest of time
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How casual are you really? I am basically forever staying on open league because I don't whale and it's too much of a pain to always hunt the best possible cards. It's honestly a very peaceful way to play the game
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>>574449814
>BLACKED
Kill yourself
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>auto parent farm in less than a week
I will once again play this game (by not playing it)
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>>574449976
I'm casual in the sense i dont spend money (zero dollars on the game) but inverse i spend a lot of time
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>>574449930
>which you need permanent parents for the rest of time

Don't we need to rebuilt parents with more up to date sparks/better stats in the future? Or does the actual uma stats have zero influence on how good their sparks are? Is an E rank parent with 9* speed giving the same bonuses as an SS?
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can someone hit ss with spe in ura and screenshot the deck please
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>>574450125
Cute
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>>574449819
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>>574449291
Much like how Dia, you resign yourself to your fate, there is no escape.
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>>574450146
Git gud
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>>574450146
nobody is consistently hitting SS in ura while also hitting all the G1s
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>>574450120
once a parent's sparks are generated, none of their actual stats, aptitudes, or obtained skills matter with regards to future inheritance or inspirations
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>>574445040
The Koreans already cracked the code on debuffer decks
https://uma.inven.co.kr/dataninfo/guide/?bidx=291773
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>>574450120
the actual uma stats etc don't matter when grabbing a parent for a run, all that matters in selecting a parent is the sparks (visible) and the affinity (invisible, there are some complex calculations behind it including winning G1s etc).

Now, understand that uma stats influence the CHANCE of better sparks being produced, so it matters at the moment the sparks are generated. There are some cutoffs you need to hit to get better sparks or better spark chances, so don't neglect stats when doing parent runs.
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>>574450335
the effort to build a hybrid is so low and can squeeze wins. imagine running a dedicated debuffer.
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>>574450283
well dont hit the g1s. just do the quest
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>>574450335
This is why I support Best Korea.
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>>574449976
I want to believe I'm casual but sometimes I just want to discuss the game's deep mechanics with anons in the thread so that's very opposite of casual
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>>574450335
i can't borrow 3 cards
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>>574450332
Well, fuck me, that's pretty nice to know. So in theory you only need to farm parents you're satisfied with once.

>mfw I have a 3Wit 3TURF curren but she has exactly two white sparks because I rolled her early on
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>>574450335
I don't have Neicha
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Will auto training be able to hit SS in the new scenario?
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Mant is over, I have 90k carats saved, and I made it to A finals, but I have no choice but to quit this game today, because of how this game worsens my mental health: I cannot handle the fact that my trainees are Iéśbīáń anymore. All I ever wanted was an uma wife that would like me.
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>>574449769
>reject her
Do you understand what the word capture means?
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>>574450498
auto training won't even work in the new scenario
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>>574450545
Incorrect
>>574450498
Yes
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>>574450335
just gotta borrow that gay card and I'm set
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>>574450483
you still want to make parents at regular intervals (how often this is depends on yourself, though) because of future skill releases and white spark accumulation
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>Teiobro
>says something retarded
Sasuga
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>>574439659
nyes I like fang girls. Won't pull on Cuckyon outside of getting the first spark to save up now
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>>574450469
>>574450485
You do not need OYL for a 564 debuffer and Rudolf is fine with her R version since you just want her hints
Neicha can be replaced with Fine Motion or any cope Wit option, with parents giving murmur hints
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>>574450643
the fuck is surushi's succession skill
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>>574450621
>white spark accumulation

There's a higher chance of rolling a white spark that the parents already have, right? So in theory you roll these more easily plus whatever your uma got in her own career until you reach critical spark mass?
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>>574450704
>he doesnt know who surushi is
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>>574450498
Probably if you have good cards for it.
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did i make a mistake not deploying Bono for this CM? her ult confused me so i didn't bother
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>>574450643
wtf is surushi
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>>574450335
>gold SHITTY and rice ANTAGONIST are included
nooticing
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>>574450526
>not escaping from her
Beta
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>Was wondering why they made wonder acute a granny
>Look it up
>Career lasted nine years
>Holds the record for the oldest horse to win a G1 in his ninth year
>Competed against the dirt titans of the 2000's including smart falcon
>IRL horse painted something last year and sold it for 6k dollaridoos

The powerhouse granny is still hustling even in retirement...I need her bros
>>
Gold Ship seems like the kind of girl who would actually have a lot of casual sex
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>>574450704
>>574450832
Swim Gorushi apparently
They are basically saying you need a decent level of dirt aptitude if you want dominator to proc at a usable timing
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>>574450876
She can run 60 mph and punch through concrete walls. What is your escape plan, bud?
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>>574450889
>off-model
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>>574449291
There is no greater honor and pleasure
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>>574450729
yeah. with the affinity patch and new dart races, global is getting close to being able to make the sorts of parents that jp has. all that's needed is the sp inflation in later careers so you can buy more skills on parent runs.
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>>574450970
>not finding locations to hide
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I think ALMONDS SUCK
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You've got 30k ready for her, right anon?
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>>574450782
not really, her kit isn't that good. her only notable advantage to other oshi picks is she starts at sprint A, which really isn't that big of an advantage anyway..
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this skill is fucking insane btw
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my GL deck is gonna be
Kita + hello + sr wit + tach borrow
and smaru + natie wit (both lb1)

I guess I have mlb creek in case I need stam. I doubt I can go from lb0 to lb3 FM rolling the smaru rerun
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Also, standard Ace deck
You can obviously make substitutions here depending on who you are training and what you have available
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>>574451163
Why isn't she sexier?
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Alright let me do the math real quick

If I just want to get an S rank in something my Uma has A in, all I need is 3 pink sparks. So in theory, having a 9* parent with a Distance/Style/Terrain split could give me triple S in all categories at once.

But if I need to crank up aptitudes B and below, I'll need at least 4 sparks, which means I can't hit triple S with a single parent, that about right?
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>>574451248
yeah i've gotten raped by this dyke like 3 times so far
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>>574450992
Nah she is that sexy actually
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>kicked from Mambo again
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WAS TRAVELINGGGGGGGGGGG
I WAS DOING MY DAILY RUNNNNSSSSSSSSS
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>>574451306
Told you guys Wit Teio is a mult have
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>>574451248
this is just more conditional oguri crap
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no honor among umaggers
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>>574451248
playable oshi-tier skill
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>>574451375
Doubling up on golds is silly, especially if you have to borrow to do it
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>>574451440
its literally a tail type skill that combos with other corner skills bro
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>>574451306
>stamina correction
uohhhhhhhhh
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>>574451336
>stallion
>she
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>>574451372
sucks to suck
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>>574450921
She also carried Wada Ryuuji during his winter years after he basically had to learn how to jockey without Opera O carrying his ass.
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>>574451440
What does it feel like for your oshi to have a playable oshi-tier unique? I wouldn't know.
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>>574451372
>10 mins before reset and hasn't done his free roll
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>>574451372
Not danchou but you've been traveling since last month nigga, stay in B+ next time
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>>574451372
Just join a botted club like Rei did
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>>574451372
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
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Another victim of the Nethnostate...
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>>574451545
whatever I reapplied
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>>574451534
Yeah
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>>574451372
take tazuna's advice next time nigga
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>Unskippable banner next week
>I have used up all my money on HRT, dresses, and makeup
Uh oh
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>>574451494
Which one are you?
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>>574451372
you know what to do
naked dogeza stat
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>>574447529
I think her face needs more post-processing.
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>>574451307
She is! She's just shy and insecure, YOU have to help her out of her shell if you want her to show off her sexiness.
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>>574451494
it's a good skill which makes her playable oshi instead of a shit oshi
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>>574451306
Feels like Teio Wit isn't supposed to be a must have but rather a luxury borrow, which is why it is in that position.
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>>574450921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjICXo79nok

>That clutch last spurt
GO GRANDMA GO
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>>574451372
erm nyo you werent doing them for like a week gwo
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>>574451712
This is getting embarrassing....
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Wait, why do we need sloptubers again? The Koreans already do everything they do
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>>574451898
That doesn't look naked.
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>>574451898
>full TP
Not really helping your case here...
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>>574451898
holy shit it's CEOmambwo...
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>>574451941
>Didn't include dirt E umas for easy mutations
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>>574450921
umazing
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>>574451546
>>574451864
>Ryuji Wada spanking granny on live television
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>>574452004
That is what Shichi is, no?
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>>574451898
>TT rating visible
oh no...
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>>574451898
>100/100 5/5
He definitely plays the game get him back in there ASAP!
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>>574451898
Yeah bro really doing those runs, fuck off
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>>574451941
>Bubblegum taiki but not OG taiki

Surely the difference can't be that big?
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>>574451898
>>574439703
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>>574451941
can't read gookrunes
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>>574451898
Just offer your danchou some sucky sucky, always works for me
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South Korea is cracked at League of Legends
I trust them to play Umamusume
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>>574452015
>>574450921
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>>574451898
umama here, you really need to up those fan counts
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>>574451898
she aint naked...
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>>574452203
Look at her go!
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>>574451898
You know maybe Hayhere, Honsefun or buttsweats are more your style. You are a nice dude, but you are traveling waaayy to much mr. CEO
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>>574452169
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Who else never been dropped down to Group B before?
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>>574452172
post luna and I'll apply
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>>574452169
Og Taiki has 0 usable golds and a unique that doesnt do shit either, while her alt has a finishing speed unique and neck and neck. So the difference is that big actually
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>>574452232
>no "trainer-saaaaaaaaaaan!" sound
BEGONE!
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just carry him you useless mambofuckers. he likes mambo more than you posers do
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lol
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>>574452169
Shooting does not work
>>574452187
Google lens is magic
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>>574452357
ra...
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>>574452267
She's not that big
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ITS A NEW DAY FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES
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It's a new day!
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why did the put the same uma twice on the anniversary gift splash screen?
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>>574452449
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Why do you guys reply to the most obvious bait
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THEM
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>>574451941
>>574452321
>>574452383

Well shit, guess I have to do Digital then. Is she better as end closer or late surger in this one?
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>>574452508
I'm seeing double...
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>>574452515
If you have nice nature wit then probably late for buffed oyl
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>>574452515
ends are always better than lates
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Jealous cunt
You will never be Rickey
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>>574452508
>>574439336
umazing
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>>574452357
Keb...
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>>574452659
Blessed pull
Feng shui isn't even real
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>>574452652
where are the ends this cm
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>>574452652
That statement is shaky after the OYL buff
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>>574452715
Round 2 B
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rare uma post
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>>574452357
saved his ass once already earlier this month, i don't think dancho can be convinced unless he posts an actual naked dogeza
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>>574452780
do you think she swaps bubblegum with you while making out
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>>574452780
Sluttytum Fellow
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>>574439703
okay applied
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Finally, now I can play CM16
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>>574452780
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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What if mambo... reverse poached from /uma/ club
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Who's making out with me today?
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do you guys like my new trainee
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>>574453048
umama probably
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>>574453106
first he ruined ryan, now he ruined goldshi?
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>>574453106
Sexy!
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>>574453106
wow, what a cute uma with an air of elegance! What's her name?
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>>574449752
Punishing the meta is based.
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>>574453048
only if you're in group A
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>Get completely shafted the last few days, at most getting a singular lucky win
>Now that I'm in B I win a bunch
Granted these are my terrible TT uma but jesus I forgot how sweaty and autistic Graded League is
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oguri.... can't be... sexy...
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>>574452829
Fuku cute
Also true, he had a second chance already. I am sure he'll be happy in Haythere too
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>>574449752
hesitant skills exist to punish people who just metaslop pick their styles from youtubers, deal with it.
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lol this skill is actually good next cm
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>>574452203
>>574452232
>>574452347
Wow she's so cute lmao
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No one cares about this mickey mouse CM.
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>Taiki loses a race
>"Nooooo..."
My heart can't take it.
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>>574453306
Why would they take a flatliner even as a B+ though
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>>574453106
which mejiro is this!
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Why is tickezo such a CRYBABY
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>>574452045
No, she C or D
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>>574453273
Oguri's pot belly is the cutest part of her.
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>>574453359
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....is this an reference to the motherfucking death cult
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>>574453273
I always thought long gloves need to be matched with thigh highs, but looking at this...
>>
Post sex
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I can make either a dirtmaxxed Mayano, Biwa or Hayahide parent to have the final piece of any future giga affinity parents with +200 bonus

Or I could go for a +10 long spark Digitan as well but +8 spark long parents seem really bad from what I can see

Which is the better inherit out of those 4?
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>>574453605
eh?
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>>574453538
>dead
nyooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Sorry cancer bros, I'm fucking soulless
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post THAT acute webm
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>>574453639
Biwa or Fuku*
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>>574453605
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>>574453751
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What was the 'new' way to make parents again?
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>>574453702
Is this how Japanese grannies talk
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>>574453273
sexo
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>>574453340
rare turdbolt W
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>>574453430
Because like many things in this game, the real horse was a bit of a cry baby too. And I wish I would see a clip of that too
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>bovine-themes sloptuber says that he's skipping tachyon entirely and that his MLB Maru is shrimply a better investment
>also says kitasan BLACKED is a shit-tier card after OGC and you'd be better off using biko speed
do people really operate in a world where specialty priority is seen as a fake stat?
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>>574452984
I have two people on request list and none of them have /uma/ in bio.
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>>574453340
Well well well, another /uma/ anon who can't read stats. Color me surprised.
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Thoughts on dirters?
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>>574454008
The guy cant upload a single video without spreading misinfo
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>>574454035
He's the one named aq..etc
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>>574453909
Here is hope
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Hello Group B
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>>574453893
just run G1s and hope for the best
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>>574453893
GUYS GUYS GUYS I AM SERIOUS
ANSWER PLEASE
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>>574454035
he's this guy>>574452379
enjoy
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this thread grannypilled me
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>>574454067
hokko should be thiccer
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>>574454008
>OGC
hehe that's a man jerking off
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>>574454067
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>>574453990
>Squints while looking at her flip phone
Granny...
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>>574454137
No there was some long ass way of doing it
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According to the carat calculator with this many carats i’m apparently good for over 400 pulls on Light Tachyon banner (including free ones)
How does that work? Im not feeling so confident
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>>574454067
i need to explore copano's dirt track.
with my tongue.
if you know what i'm saying.
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>>574453106
is that suzuka hair?
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>>574454276
that can't be right
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>>574454035
fixed
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>>574454276
it counts tickets and there's also free rolls
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>>574453893
MANT 24 G1's
You do hybrid umas then do the old dirts+crown/tiara and get 2 new dirt races to add to it
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>>574454289
Weird post...
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this is the 2nd time the traveling mambro got kicked
mambozos are really stuck ups for rules huh
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>>574454276
anon, do you think you're going to generate 30k carats over the course of the next 2 weeks? do you really think this will occur?
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dirt LOVE
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>>574454378
worst part is farming dirt 3 grandgrandgrandpas with white sparks from URA and Unity.
MANT runs are actually comfy, at least they work with that retarded schedule and even reward you for it.
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>>574454397
He only needs 12k if we are getting 100 pulls
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>>574454328
>>574454353
>>574454397
i also have 30 tickets forgot to mention
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>>574454276
The estimation assumes you have enough on the last day of the banner
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>>574454402
...even Falco?
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>>574454121
Hello Group A
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>>574454540
dirt is dirt
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>>574454384
i promised myself i won't pull with my dick but i'm very tempted to blow my tickets on this slut.
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>>574454508
I guess since you effectively have 100 free pulls only ~45k is necessary and you could probably get that in gibs+cm+club rewards, just barely
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>>574452379
>didn't censor the ID
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>>574454540
Sometimes I see Falco crying while running in the background of a finished race because she lost hard and it always make me laugh. Am I a bad person?
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>>574454592
!!!
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>>574454161
I rotate dead donkeys all the time.
Eventually I'll get a productive one.
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>>574454047
what other accel procs right at the last spurt bro lol even
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>>574454387
would have been 3 actually but he got spared one time
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>>574454669
you are a bad person for other reasons
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Thin. Fucking. Ice
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>>574454694
fair enough, you guys are cool so all the best
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>>574454696
>anon falls for the thunderbolt step gamble
we're recycling gaslights already?
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>>574454743
Oh, and you're supposed to be a good person?
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>>574454378
Wait, what about ura? I thought I needed to make ura parent?
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>>574454669
least evil currenbro
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>>574454839
you make grandparents in URA due to racing spirit skills. once you build a line then you never go back.
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you MUST do a single career every 3 days!!!!
its a SERIOUS quota!!! we are a SERIOUS club! doesn't matter if you posted le funny dogeza we are TALKING SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE. we NEED to guarantee the A+!!!
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>>574454837
considering from what era maruzensky is from, she has done drugs
we know for sure she has done drug sex
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>>574454839
Thats the grandparents, and you can skip that step if you just borrow them

You can completely skip that step if you regularly use borrows to make parents as you should, since the borrow pool is getting full of fully built parents with those skills already
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>>574454960
Ra...
>>
if you actually cared about club ranks you would just bot it
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>>574454960
dogeza wasnt naked, shorry
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>>574454960
Ra...
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Meanwhile in /uma/ club
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>>574454794
you put it on three umas bro its bound to proc a disgusting amount. 30% effectiveness
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>>574454960
Ra....
idk who ra is but I want to feel involved
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>>574454960
keb...
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I got gaslighted by trolls as a newfag and as a result I failed miserably at the latter half of Unity and MANT. Can someone please redirect me to a good guide explaining the good support cards of GL?
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>>574454978
Her summer event story was wild because of implications. She basically brought buncha teenagers to a party that routinely ended up with someone getting baby deposits.
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>>574454960
if the quota is so ridiculously easy how come you niggas still cant do it
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>>574455078
Danchous always end close
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>>574455114
He was the progenitor flatliner, the original species that birthed the others
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>>574455178
if you don't want to suffer in GL just mlb tachyon and maybe get smaru on the rerun
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>>574455178
sure here's the list

tachyon,
light hello
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>>574453106
the demons almost came back when she did the peace signs
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>>574455178
i'm saying this unironically: /uma/ is the best source for unbiased and useful information for umamusume on the internet. continue to trust us. i am typing this with a straight face.
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I am Mayano's trainer but lately, I have been having thoughts of Narita Brian walking in on us during training and completely dominating me in front of her to assert her dominance. Both on and off the turf. I don't think Mayano can compete with her...
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Any terrorist sponsors?
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>>574454540
Falco is everyone's senpai from the dirtlings, except Acute but Acute never beat Falco.
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>>574455308
but you need to pass wit checks.
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>>574454978
that might be true, but look at her go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilOx_lyTrgU
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cygames pls
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>>574455505
reminder: silence suckzuka died a virgin, just like you will.
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>>574455480
Tacuteyon
Cutefe
Shakute
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>>574455458
>Falco is everyone's senpai
That would be Windy.
>>
sleeper cell activation code
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>>574455584
She's just a brat tho
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>>574455570
many people are saying this
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FOUR (4) more days till you can finally blow your carat load.
>>
With the Power conservation mechanic, you get screwed if you ever get rushed during a race
So Restraint is even more valuable than ever
Add Restraint to your loops
Yes, even backliners, since you are relying on MPB next cup too
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>>574455584
true
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>>574455180
Maruzensky?!
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>>574454908
>>574454986
So I should make some grandparents in ura, and then use those for parents in mant... that's a lot of work...
>>
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>>574455278
>>574455284
I won't be able to recover my carats in time to build good aces for GL graded league so I'll go full open league. I don't have a good MLB wit or stam card either. So I need to play with a long term goal. Light Hello will be useless after this scenario, right? What about Tachyon? Should I go balls deep for Ramoru Wit or also invest on FM's wit? I got two selector tickets from the anniversary unused.
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>>574455750
>Not waiting till free pulls are over
NGMI..
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>>574450498
>>574450750
It can pretty easily from tests anons have done.
Limit break and level of the cards seem to matter more then how good the cards are for the auto mode though.
So I hope you MLB'd all your welfare SSRs
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>>574455809
>484x932
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>>574455978
Problem
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>>574455921
Just borrow mant parents from someone who already did the whole process and put your best grandparents on the other side bwo
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>>574455970
is speed golshi good now
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>>574455946
Tach is the only notable card until Ramonu wit if you don't count reruns yea. I'm rolling like 4 different umas within that time
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>>574439967
The soul is still here, but rare. I've encountered McQueen, Chiyono, Kitasan, Falco and Ardan in my matches in Group A
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>>574455921
The FULLY optimal way is GGPs and GGGPs with URA skills. Then GPs and parents in unity/mant/gl depending on your playstyle. GL for auto, mant for rare skills/affinity maxing, Unity for easier parenting (you get 3 good golds guaranteed + it's brainless)
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>>574451627
>got kicked
>already past gibs cutoff
>still reapplied like a battered husband
Uh, bwo. This is not heatlhy.
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>>574455978
I like Grass reaction images.
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wahey
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https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1524582516925300740
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some niggas really went wow i should roll for yaeno muteki who will be really good for one (uno) sprint cm haha i am such a metaGOD well get FUCKED your gamble fell off nice investment retard good day (as you can see i got destroyed by one of them previously)
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>>574452780
She gotta be Tracen's blowjob queen with all that jaw workout she's getting from chewing bubble gums.
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>>574455247
My danchou is always top 5
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>>574456139
I just liked the club for the name desu
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>>574456139
What can I say, it's the best club in /vg/.

That being said APPLY TODAY! (TWO) spots available
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Rickey's alt is bad right? I'm puttin in some hints for her, I love her so much
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>>574439336
Teio-chan!
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>free daily rolls gave Rickey
Thank you, Cygenerous
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What will the excuse be in a couple days when people can't get fans when the game literally gets fans for you? Like just open up the game for 20 seconds and set it down for 50 minutes lil bro.
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>>574456347
>tryhard club
>founder kicked
mmmmmnyo
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lickey the rickey
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>>574456040
Don't think anyone's tested it yet, but might be for the skill hints
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I want to be
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>>574456274
Do you really need a strong jaw to give good blowjobs?
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>>574456347
You wouldn't need to recruit if you stopped kicking loyal members
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>>574456461
The tree of mambo must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots...
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>>574456185
Am I the only one who associates her with Patrick Bateman? Their characters have nothing in common, but I just can't help myself.
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>>574456119

Not that guy but what's the point of great grandparents if the game only gives sparks up to grandparents? Why make GGP? What even matters to those?
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>>574456013
Wouldn't the % on those cool skills be lower then...
>>574456119
That's.... a lot of work. Even more than before.
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>>574456461
yeah loyally afk lmao
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>Meek baiting my Spechan into having a competition on a 2% failure training only for Spechan to fail and get a mood down right before haruten (she got 6L'd)
Meek is evil....
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Holy shit this is a new record for me, feels good to finally have a bunch of people add me
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>>574456634
You make GGPs and GGGPs to pass ura skills onto GPs in other scenarios. And the the GGPs and GPs for your parents
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>>574456628
>fakes a prim and proper appearance in contrast to his murderous self
y-yeah haha... nothing in common with grass...
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anyone got the auto racing schedule, I'm gonna start running some parents in that schedule first
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>>574456791
Stop making me attracted to horse armpits
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MVP sweepy brought me 7 wins today
flower 3 and maya 4
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Watching Oguri get pulsed is satisfying
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uma for this feel?
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>>574456310
shit like this proves to me that people consume uma content in a completely different way than me.
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Watching Oguri's pulsing umanko is satisfying
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>>574456916
Boy pit
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>>574456958
you posted her
did you forget
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>>574456408
>loading screen
>muh "connecting"
>u-uh, there's also the amount of clicks to set the auto career!
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>>574456974
god i just love CONSUMING CONTENT
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>>574457059
do NOT put your thumb in your trainee's mouth
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>>574456310
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>>574456231
>not my problem
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>>574455352
Correct. Sge cant
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yae
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desu auto career won't make it easier to appease your danchou, what actually happens when they implement something like this is that your danchou is going to start pestering you about doing carat-refreshes because everyone is doing auto career and the bar rises considerably.
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Neat, new Ticket record
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>>574457120
By playing the game you consume content, unless...
Uh oh, I am calling Danchou
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>>574457340
If danchou pesters me about that I will refresh his mouth with my big fat throbbing cock
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>>574454035
Here's your 314k for the day danchou :)
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>>574457486
cute soft warm smelly pits! <3
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>>574457340
danchou already said it's okay to do 1 auto career per day
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why is there club drama in the middle of the month
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more like sakura LOLreal
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>>574457628
Anime girl pits taste and smell good
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>>574457658
mambo moment
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>>574457286
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>574457340
more or less every A+ club will be forced to mandate at least 1 auto a day
carat refreshes are for the S club sweaties
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>>574453340
idgi why does this graph mean this skill is good
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>>574439434
>he queued during shitter hours
oh no no no no no, what's the matter? too afraid to play on reset?
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>>574457648
girl wouldn't survive a night with how easily her legs break
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Huh?
Isn't that too big?
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>>574441146
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>>574457658
>long-time member gives you a heads up about their vacation
>holding rank comfortably
>past the gibs cut-off so there's no real point in kicking them now
>kick them anyway
just a scummy way to go about things but what can you really expect from a danchud?
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>>574457878
It's the perfect size.
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>>574457878
Sorry, it will fit in you with enough prep
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new poe expansion next week dancho
won't be carrying these shitters next month
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Can anyone post hot umanko? I wanna cum
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>>574457903
Ra...
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>>574457903
enjoy your new club gwo
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>>574458027
>>574457920
just cover the left side of the image
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>>574457989
it looks like shit. send me an umail when they add campaign skip.
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>>574457903
No wonder long time members like Mambocchi left when the new danchou is this shit. The club can't catch a break by the looks of it
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>>574458027
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=umamusume+pussy
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>>574458063
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>>574458027
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Your pretty derby. Post it.
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>>574458214
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>>574458310
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>>574457903
but... he didn't...
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>>574457908
Not participating in anything this cancerous club does
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>>574458451
stop falling for the b8 mambro
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CYGAMES YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ITS SENIOR YEAR SEPTEMBER IM STILL WAITING ON 3 CHAINS TO FINISH I DONT WANNA SEE MCQUEEN’S R CARD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>574457903
Keb was right
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What's with the omni-affinity horses exactly? Should I use them in every legacy?
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Has anyone calculated the delta-affinity for the prima uma parent?
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>>574458563
But your Danchud will participate
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>>574457486
me on the left
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>>574457908
Do some runs instead dancho
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>>574457486
me on the right
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>>574457191
I just realized I have no lewd image of Brian
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>>574458671
I think its 72x3 for mile-long hybrids, 75x3 if you get sprint to d and win sprinters stakes

So with relationship bonuses prolly like 250-260
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is there an agreed upon affinitymaxxing schedule yet? surely the sloptuber communities have agreed upon a set agenda?
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>>574458674
He's dead...
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>>574458959
They have if you watched the videos but looks like you're not going to be a part of the secret club.
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>train opera
>Can get +20 to all stats and +40 sp and a mood up two times just for winning races you already win for free
>Train Ryan
>Get +20 power and dog shit skill hints for beating career goals that have buffed opponents in them
Who designed these secret events anyway
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>>574458978
Mambro, there are ex club members in your club, you know that right?
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>>574459013
LET ME IN
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>>574459059
...what?
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>>574459059
THEY ARE ALL DEAD
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>>574459059
Did you have aneurysm typing this?
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Is it better to try and loop parents for distance or racing style? Can both happen?
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>>574459059
Damn those ex club members in my club... they're being members!
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>>574458959
I already started a run so it's missing those 2 races in red, but this is what I use
Maru races the sprinter stakes senior year and skips the race before that, otherwise this is what you should do
only do this if you already have great grandparents with the ura skills to inherit, or don't if you only want to half ass it
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>>574459307
Normally you dont mutate style. What are you trying to do?
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>>574459259
I want to be raped by everyone in this image
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>>574459259
AIEEEEEEE NOT THE 2019 MARES!!!!
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>>574459386
anon... why are you scheduling G2/G3s?
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fuck mambo
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You're all ex members...
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>my club was always in the centre of drama until I quit
>now it doesn't even get mentioned anymore
Am I... problematic?
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>>574459546
Like in her umanko?
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>>574459539
It's MANT, I need SS for better sparks
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>>574459386
g2 and g3 don't give affinity anymore
running them is a waste of time unless you are finishing up parents in MANT
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>>574459572
Poaching agendas work like that
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am I retarded or how does the story mode bookmark work
I had to pause so I bookmarked but when I reopened it later it just started at the beginning and when I hit the bookmark button in the hamburger menu it just removed the bookmark
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Are these ex members with us in the room right now, anon..?
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>>574459307
mutating for style on the parents is extremely niche for extremely niche ace projects. You don't need to even think about it unless you have an extremely specific end goal.
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>>574459712
you go to the bottom-right corner of any story cutscene and hit SKIP
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>>574459619
gwo Unity is easier for SS
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>>574459619
is that extra bit of affinity more valuable than your time and a scenario spark that doesn't suck?
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The ex member could be any one of us... it could be you. It could be me! It could even be a
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WTF MAMBO ISNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE A+ WHY DID YOU KICK HIM
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>>574459786
Not if you race 25 G1's and have to manage mood
If you race 25 G1's you arent getting any bubbles either
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>intend to type that there are ex /uma/ club members in Mambo so that one anon doesn't act so tribal
>see i forgot the /uma/
>these responses
kek
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>>574459886
retard
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>>574459926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI8z7PHcib0
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>>574459786
>>574459798
Unity doesn't give the TS Climax spark, the TS Climax spark gives stamina and guts, something you won't have for free on GL. Riko gave you free stamina in unity, scrolls gave you free stamina in MANT, there is no free stamina in GL. You need it from somewhere.
You can do parent runs in unity and save some time, but you're half assing it. There are also future skills only available through MANT hint rewards, but that's only extra gambling.
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>>574456231 >>574457169
>#GodofDestruction

>>574457878 >>574458195
>>574458318 >>574457191
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
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I don't care danchud I'm still not running MANT again
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>>574459948
Dumbfuck
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>>574460029
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>>574459886
Sometimes you get fucked but it's not a problem for most runs desu
>>574460009
I'll just run Stamina parents
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Grind MANT gps for me and then share the codes
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did you know rushing gale cancels pdm and procs twice
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>>574460225
BUUUHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>574460225
your parent deck is horrendous.
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>>574460345
why
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>>574460225
>I'll just run Stamina parents
sounds cool, keep in mind that power cards are gay
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>>574460428
Stupid sexy chud
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displayed 35% discount but seems like actually 40%
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1* wit 2* late
reroll
1* guts 1* late
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>>574451315
no, you need one spark to increase from A to S, or in general from [base stat grade] to [next letter up statgrade]. So if you have a D in medium, one medium spark gets you to C. Then you need 3 sparks to reach B, 3 more to reach A, 3 more to reach S. The game stops counting at 10 sparks.
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>>574460506
don't call her that
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>>574460541
you'd better buy the spark reroll sub when it's available so that you can get a 1* wit 1* late on top of that bro.
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And yes, we may all be headed straight to hell. But what better place for us than this? It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Mambo.
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>>574460435
You can get like 1500 Speed in GL no? I'll get 1200 Power just by clicking Speed
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How much affinity are your current parents at /uma/?

My last 2 good rolls were 198 and 207
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BAKER WHAT THE FUCK
do I need to make a CB thread or something? because I WILL
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>>574460610
Which part?
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My sink wasn't draining well this morning so I cleaned it out
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>>574460610
cute sexy special week!
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>>574460730
>picrel
umas for this feel?
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>>574460871
>>574460871
>>574460871
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I dont want to alarm you. I will make a thread now.
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>>574460610
stupid chud
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>>574460730
How do you know affinity points without looking up on chrono



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