>>574375103>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>unlimited asura tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckFG3TI5rfLg1V1tGYBOMfxXMpl-8nVWPhwum93VKbg/>registrationhttps://forms.gle/mvFc5vjmX4k7PCwE6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RE7QhjaghZPKgt_iZzUQz6fRZvcRUqcLw1gdi8bv1A0/>questionnaire question gathering formhttps://forms.gle/cmsYxk8Sv9UEukmg7
>not sucky
>>574451773Why doesn't she just eat the catsup bottle?
>first try as sainthow can this test be so hard?https://tenten-ensuku.github.io/ensuku-drill-codex/
>>574452048>slopcode
>>574452048the 6 tile one is a super jank question of how do you get 2 mentsudo the 7 tile one is actually what are you waiting for
>>574451883she did
>>574452168but the blog says that the 6 tile one is 30x more useful than the 7 tile onehttps://note.com/tenteninvest/n/n94cbed4f0887?hl=en
>>574452048I don't get what I'm s'posed to be doing
>>574452363Yeah anon recommended the 7-tile one because it's easier and he got better scores there
I usually operate with 14-tile shapes.
>>574452539what are the tiles that create two mentsusequences or triplets>>574452597kodomo you would piss your pants in fear if you were ever handed a menchin iishanten
>>574452697Unlike you, I have actually played in the chinitsu tourney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOJdI2tBMhM
>>574452812but you aren't kodomo
i'm getting better
>>574452963Yeah, I'm actually Mayushii.
>>574453519fuck off rc shill
>>574453580Don't reply to tripfags
>>574451773What's the deadline to singup for the memsura tourney?
>>574453662Everyone should try being a tripfag at least one though, it's funny. Just put # in the name field followed by something funny like faggot and look at what funny trip you get and make others give you (You)s just for existing!
>memesura
lollmao
>>574453947Spiritually you are a woman
Spiritually we're all little girls here
>>574454032But we are all little lesbian girls here?
so true transbian steves so true
>>574454006Not my problem if you don't enjoy memesura. Now, sing up
i'd rather sing up for sanma
We know, shartpal
Whoever came up with that troonsteve shit should slit their throat and get shot twenty times
uh oh icantriichi melty
>>574455572Ah yes the well known solution for stopping someone from doing something you hate that they deliberately did to provoke a reaction; getting angry.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE MAHJONG RIGHTS
Where are these new e books available
The absolute fucking state of this general
>>574455815cut boymoder
>>574455714At this point I think he's trying to force the "Steve is trans" idea through sheer volume, the expressed sentiment doesn't matter.And I just contributed to it by participating
>>574455914i don't remember the last time it was this bad
how long until a schizo starts spamming axe wounds
>>574456187wait for burgerhours
Too drained after league to sign up for another tourney so soon after
>you can still get a B with 2 wrong
we did it /mjg/we ruined steves forever
>>574456219Thinking speed matters a lot
>>574456216You didn't make it to semis though
>>574456352tonbeam
>>574456352ton
>>574456352
>>5744563528p
>>5744563526m and go for chiitotsu
>>5744563524m
For me it's the s40 tranny that u can find in honda civics with the 1.6L engine.Majsoul Friends Room 97960(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97960
>>5744563525p inshallah
>>574456392>>574456401>>574456448>>574456483>>574456557>>574456668>>574456707This one doesn't have the usual pros answering. Personally, I wanted to discard ton as well.These two argue for the ton pon, but I genuinely don't know if that's the "correct" way of playing it
>no monthly path update ..
>>574456352Cut ton and start calling. The tanyao is guaranteed so it's generally better than going for yakuhai and being dependent on it coming out. 4m2s shanpon is kind of bad, but you can draw tiles around manzu.
>>574456793Who is the one the left? Surely not Futoshi. My pig would drop ton.
>>574457019https://x.com/lefty_0521真田 槐
>>574457019face is too nice for drivens dog
>>574456793Theoretically ton pon is easier than 4m/2s pon, I like the versatility of going for tanyao though, just draw 3m lol>>574457019Is that not Shimoishi?
>>574457134You're courting death.
>>574456793the ton atozuke doesn't seem that bad compared to like 4m/7m and 2s shanpon as a final wait, but ton is easier to call earlier. i know the copebots like yakuhai pairs a lot
>>574456131I know in my gut it was a blobposter but I can't prove it
Mahjong irl!
Winning mjg league and ranking up to saint is easier than getting a girlfriend
>>574457720cute molcars
>>574457720>toimen is the ghostly gooner
>>574457720Cute
Winning mjg league is easier than losing 15 lbs
>>574457720are those pets or for eating?
>>574457928no pets, the tiles are for eating
>>574457828
>>574457928Yes
>>574457720Cute onaholes
What is this emote trying to convey?Is this Steve's idea of aura farming?
>>574458313>aura
>>574457720Three hairy creatures
>>574457720>>574458204
>>574458313It's xer signature move called Dickchomping Time
Steve will never become Hayasaka
>>574458204Looks delicious, definitely on my top 10 dishes to try out before I die
https://x.com/seu_2nd/status/2078427194700038654
>>574458784Tits too big
>>574456352discard 6m go for chiitoi
>>574456636WE ARE SO MIKOUPRISINGBACK!!!!
why did shiitoi become /mjg/'s favorite yaku overnight
>>574459417always was
>>574459417Overnight? It's always been the shortcut to haneman.
What kind of abomination is this
>>574459417nu /mjg/
>>574459670Digital tiles, cool as fuck, gotta get me some. Would prefer eink display though to save battery
>>574459417occultschizos colluded in the last thread
>>574457720OOOOO BUNNIES
>>574459881
>>574459881Those are clearly pigs.
>>574459670Digital tiles
Ohnono saintkek
>>574460336That's right cocksucker, go back to throne room
>>574460336Terminals suji are g-
>>574458746Eh, meat is meat, it all tastes basically the same, especially if you fry it in batterThe only meat I've tried that legitimately tasted better than regular meat is Duck, duck is nice.
Did they know it's a troon?
>>574460979Cute Steve
>>574460979>he doesn't know about shiratori
There's no law stopping you from frying up guinea pigs in the petsmart parking lot
>>574460505I'd probably yell one chance and push the 3s. No, nobody would riichi a 12s penchan in jade, not this late.
>>574455867https://www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/dp/B0H98YKYXR
>>574453867There's technically no deadline, but sign ups after the tourney has started are subject to my availability/sleep scheduleAlso late singups won't be counted to the 48 singup quota that determines if playoffs are top 8 or top 16
>>5744566363/4
>>574460979Japan is very progressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXd4eMt7avI
>>574457720Those are some weird looking dogs
>>574457720Are hamsters edible
>>574462464Surprisingly enough they release mustard gas when cooked
>>574462464Duh. They got "ham" in the name
put me on the hamtaro team
>>574462640This but Kemono Friends
>>5744566363/4. You will join this room NOW.
a man duh
>>574462717This but only if it's Mine version and not Tatsukislop
>>574462717We already had one
>>574462742Any ron skippers?
Can any of you link that video list excel sheet?I seem to have misplaced my link.Those videos where pretty helpful too...
Guess the wait
>>574456636Aight fuck it ggs.
>>574463050https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vT__2bVinnbqPpd3ZnXIaVizUCreIa_ZW8BuZ0b-kMNjJnV8S8CvVjRzgD8iAsvms_XQSrWbkXNnRjS/pubhtml
>>57446319414s
>1 minute late
koko doko?
>>574463323Thank you kindly.
>>574463339try again
>>574463194chombo
>>57446367814s
>>574463194Everything except 5s.
>>574463845Correct
>>574463928how come
>>574463392......FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEbut just one game i need to do lunchMajsoul Friends Room 80318(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80318
>>574463194>12 tiles
>>574464109Yagi Yui
>>574464109>added an extra 6swhat the fuck are you doing gooey
>>574464237its part of the joke to meme the guy that answered 14s
>>574463993We're short one tile and everything but 5s gives us tenpai
>>574464310"the wait" means the winning tile
>>57446431024s don't give tenpai though?
>>5744640791/4?
>>574464370Yeah and in this shouhai gamemode tenpai means win
>>5744640792/4
>>5744640793/4
>>574464079started
The pisswhale tourney is full of abject retards who dama pinfu +1 in east 2 and discard dora turn 1 because it's notips. The average league match is much higher level than these people, somehow. Also, riichi city sucks to play in, absolute ass client.
>>574466140You must have never played notips with /mjg/.
>>574466140>discard dora turn 1nothing wrong with that
>>574466206I have, but thanks for the condescending remark in defense of the honor of pisswhale tourney participants, I hope they saw it.
>>574466140the average mahjong player does not know how to play mahjong
>>574466140They play riichi shitty so it's a given they're already abject retards
>>574466369No, I think you are just shitposting and are not even playing in the tournament.
>>574466140you now remember untitled tourney
>>574459670the only way to make a true random autotable
well, /mjg/?
>>574466814Iipeikou
>>574466814Chanta!
>>574466519Sadly untrue.
>>574466140Yeah the average skill level in pisswhale cup is quite low. The qualifiers (with very low cutoff) is just a formality to waste your time. The challenge is next week to try to not get outluckshitted in the continuous bracket matches.
>>574466814Ittsu
>>574466814Uuuh 3?
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15944JOIN, or else...
>>574467409>CampanellaIsn't that a Genshin character?
>>574467559It's a Trails in the Sky character, actually.
>>574466814HAITEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6cbmZ32wCw
>>574467230I feel like a retard for not having qualified yet (i hate riichi shitty so fucking much)
>>574466140how many of us made it
With a $$$ prize surely there will be unsavory actors running bots in tourney no?
>>574468327Yeah /mjg/
>>574466814Tenhou
>>574467683Surprised to see someone else here think of that association.You better have beaten his quiz show on all difficulties.
>>574468327it's RC so no one cares enough to bot
>>574469108Sure but it’s $1,000 which is a year’s wage in SEA
>>574466814TANYAO
>>574466814
>>574464079GG
>>574464079Time for luncheon.Thanks for the game!
>>574464079gg
Why doesn't doko host lobbies? Are they really all on discord? Can I get the invite because I was told to ask here
>>574470231>>>/vm/dokoyou seem lost
>>574466814kokushi
>>574470231The /doko/cord has been abandoned
>>574466814The one that wins
>>574470817These yakuman visuals exemplify the difference between majsoul and RC
I miss league
>>574457720You LITERALLY look like me. With the same set, background and everything. It's freaking me out
>gloves are handbags in Japanese
>>574471251Have you looked under your bed recently?
>>574470950Wdym you don't like seeing anime girl with big boobs when winning a yakumeme?
>>574471385Did they fucking ruin yakumemes with the new client?
>>574468908Of course. I still don't remember Bleublanc's actual origin story.
WHERE ARE THE SKINSITS BEEN TWO DAYS NOW
>>574466814It's called riichi mahjong because riichi is the best yaku.
>>574471584Didn't you hear? He's right there in /mjg/, he's the famous X!
>gloves are handshoes in German
>>574471642I should've gone for the chuuren last league, fuck me. Never again with those odds
>>574471642Bakaze Sha being yakuman rare will never not be amusing
>>574467409GG
>>574472469GGgreat gamemode.
>>574471584Wasn't he some Erebonian conman who fell for a noble?Personally I thought of the cat who drowned saving a piece of shit, but that's just me.
>>574473092>Wasn't he some Erebonian conman who fell for a noble?I really don't remember; the 3rd proposes three possible ideas and confirms one of those in Campanella's quiz, but I forgot which one.>Personally I thought of the catSo did I. hence the original image...
For me it's Trails of Cold Steel
>>574471704>Wrists are necks for your hands in Japanese
>>574473216>So did I. hence the original image...What was the deeper meaning of that movie anyways and why is he in hell? Is it going after the Buddhist concept of children dying before their parents being bad?
>>574468035Will play my last 3 games tomorrow
>>5744680354 or 5, I'll probably drop off as I cba to play another 3 games to cross off last 4th place.
6 years later....
Chess Battle Advanced
>>574418551NullProphet
AnalSprocket
no shit Jane. the inferior detective
>>574474434I found my old mjg/leag folder in a busted hdd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnbFppC_JoIt's live
>>574474782Fun stuff
>>574475323
>>574473709>why is he in hell? I don't know, but I suspected that it's because he was a bad child to his parents as well.
>>574475047Real players play so fucking fast, my brain is not big enough to ever play irl
Don't oggle my teammate
>>574475526they're not fast. it's just that you have so much time spent drawing tiles that you already thought about what you want to do. online is way faster
>>574475389But Campanella was the kid who saved the other from drowning? He seems to be the only one who actually occasionally hangs out with the MC.
>>574417225I have now read through Matsumoto's book, "Balance Your Game".I think it's great!If you could really fully implement all the strategy in this book, I think you could definitely reach celestial. I definitely learned a lot myself from the section on reads. I thought Uchikawa's book felt behind the times a bit, but this book was from the same year and doesn't feel that way at all.The pictures they used of Matsumoto are also just better taken than the ones that Uchikawa had. Also, apparently Matsumoto's dad is taller than him, that's crazy.
>>574476447Scan doko?
>>574476447>Uchikawa's book felt behind the times a bitThat's generally what I feel watching Uchikawa, he plays pretty passively compared to the better M League players.
Nya.
Agreed
>>574468035I made it
>>574476447>Not available on KoboA Kindle only e-book release? What fucking year is it?
>>574477986Yeah this is putting me off purchasing it, and I’m all for supporting localizers
>>574460979okada lookin a bit rough
>>574466140I had a guy in first call into tenpai as dealer in south 4 for 3 honba and nearly cost me 2nd for no fucking reason other than that they were too stupid to understand what was going on in one of my matches
>>574478089By buying this translation you're supporting /ourgirl/ Jenn
Anyone for a game?
>>574479553no
>>574479553I'd rather play ranked than this trash
>>574478498Not buying a bezos book
>>574479553This mode is too silly for me
Queue Silver room yonma xx:200
>>574479680I can't
>>574479680>
>>5744795532(3?)/4
>>574476202There's a scene where Campanella outright says that he was a bad child and apologizes to his parents, though.
>>574456219
>>574457720>mfw I am about to tsumogiri the same tile for the 3rd time in a row
Majsoul Friends Room 37366(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37366koko standard rulesroom theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rfRmNU8b9M
>>574479553wow this game mode sucks
>>574481010>mfw I am about to tsujigiri Steve the cringe
>>574471624Endfield, what a shame.
>>5744811533/4!
>>574481153started! cats vs hags room
>>574479553ggNever before seen badge
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/147364379
>>574479553gg>>574481273It's fun if you can get the busted 50,000+ hands, but sucks if you only get yakuless hands.
>>574481273When you know how to play it can be funSkip rons, call everything; chase that stupid high value handThere's no deadwall either so you can make rock solid reads
Now that the dust has settled, what is the best League team and why was it Conor12's Good Spr/out/doras?
kys namenigger
nooooooo jinjin ;_;
>>574481292Kek
>>574482547https://youtu.be/cYPq_djVJ3Y?t=4900She's slowly morphing into the new Nina
>>574482493Dis nigga mad his team didn't have any good or memorable OC lmao
>>574482161What matters not is the validation of others, but the lessons learned from one's efforts.
people don't even remember corona created league
>>574483553I don't drink beer
I have a corona chilling in my fridge right now
>>574483549Another wise piece of Temple of Noten OC. Bravo.
>>574482161Speaking of which, did "he" ever apologize for going off on that guy
I would have benched the retard who played while driving
>>574484271[Blood Sprout] apologizes for nothing.
For me, it's riding a Duel Bike just to play Mahjong
>>574484384Nani? Mawashi dorifuto?
>>574484124As expected of the winners of League 7
Next league, I'm benching all the bad players and giving all their games to the saint, like the space team did.
If Conor12 has million number of fans i am one of them.if Conor12 has ten fans i am one of them.if Conor12 have only one fan and that is me .if Conor12 has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth .if world against the Conor12, i am against the world. i love #Conor12 till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Conor12 .Hit Like If you Think Conor12 Best player & Smart In the world
>>574484836Same and also my worst player will “sleep through their alarm” and our saint will have to sub in during finals
Next league, I'm buying a Saint's account and pretending like I was always here the whole time
Next year I'm filling up the sing up list with my alts and if there's no more good players to draft I'll draft my alts and have them grinch so the saints get to play every game.
>>574484886Why tho?
There is literally nothing good to play
>>574485479There's mahjong!
>>574484271Dare?
>>574485479Bro, your Lego Star Wars II?
>>574484271He shouldn't have dropped the dora
>>574485473he's athletic and has a hot voice and makes such good OC. Watch the /out/ternative streams and you'll see.
>>574485914So are you gay or do you just admire people with lots of spirit energy?
I'm just straight up killing all the shitters on our team.Problem solved.
>>574485914>namenigger doesn't even know who's who
>>574485986Based and reasonable. They don’t deserve the delicious nectar that is life
>>574485986Is this a confession I see?
>>574485914Kek u have a case of mistaken identity
What is love, kyaputen don't hurt me...
>>574485914Anon, your crush isn't him...
nothing good to playforced to read BOOKSlife is a aru
slam bam thank you mam
>>574485914Another grudgegod fail
TO here,A captain must take responsibility for his team's OC. Blue Archive taught me this.
>>574481153gg, thanks for the games
heeeyyyyyyy sweetcheeks!
>>574481153GGs-nya! That was too many rinshans
>>5744811532 rinshans and a chankan, fun games ggs!
>>574487000Is it still a grudgepost if it's a superfan instead?
>>574487000Notice how the namenigger stopped posting after people started pointing out his crush isn't the right one
Good captain takes responsibility of stopping current TO from qualifying, therefore trapping them in a cycle of organising that one more league
>>574487242>>574487519my schizotheory is that he is the one that got so mad over the staged robbing and he decided to go full reverse and make us hate the team and sprout by being obnoxious instead
>>574487786my schizotheory is that he is the one that got mad at the people who got mad over the staged robbing and he decided to go full reverse and make us hate the people who got mad at the staged robbing by pretending to be someone who got mad over the staged robbing
>>574488136I meant, by pretending to be someone who got mad over the staged robbing and is pretending to be a superfan to make us hate the team and sprout by being obnoxious
>they actually fell for the quadruple reverse melty trick
>>574485914Why are you gay for a basic guy? What's so special about the sprout?
>someone leaked my season 1 teammates noodsPeople have no honour anymore
>mfw I post about myself in the thread and make it look like it's someone else
>>574488465>quadruple reverse meltyI think only goes up to at most 3 levels1. He actually is a retarded fan2. He is pretending to retarded to make people hate the sprout3. He is pretending to be someone who is pretending to be retarded to make people hate the sprout, so people would defend the sprout4. He is pretending to be someone who is pretending to be someone who is pretending to be retarded, to make people hate the sprout, so people would defend the sprout, so people would hate the sproutLevels 1-3 make sense but level 4 doesn't make any sense.
Ever get a ryuuiisou?
>>574489009So it's friendlies fight club oc?
Ichihime is more valuable than the entirety of Mahjong.
>>574491241Ichihime is the reason I started playing Mahjong recently
>>574490432I would.
>>574492094
>>574492209It's always the quiet ones that are the freakiest
>>574492609>Freakiest.>Condoms.Weak unless its some sort of weird stamina test.
>>574493003Sex before marriage is already freaky enough as it is.
>>574492609Kaavi was a bad influence
>>574492209Why she stinks?
Ayako is a cutter
>>574493961>cutter
>>574493003It's for her condom belt she's making. 'Cause she's a whore.
>>574491241True!
wwyd
>>5744945271s riichi
>>5744945271s
>>5744945271s, chance to still get back into tenpai
>>574494527tsumogiri
>>5744945271s, im outta here
>>574494719>>574494740>>574494781>>574494814>>574495065>>574495307
>>574495485HO-
>>574495485Neat, I would have won
>>574495485blunder from the hag
>>574495485what's with this pussy ass mawashi? just shove for the winner
>>574496129nigger
Reminds me of that NPM wwyd from yesterday where the dude pushed all the dangerous tiles into a riichi, including the live dora, but somehow drew the line at a 6p.
>>574494518>when I see a fresh dogshit on a sidewalk 2: electric boogaloo
>>574496413You gotta stop posting. Everyone met up without you and agreed. It was unanimous.
>>574496480Hmmmmm, nyo. I don't think I will
>>574495485oh shit nigger why are you still sealclubbing gold room?
>Make an absolutely abhorrent post on a whim>Another anon picks it and keeps posting it for weeksI hate how much influence I have on this generalSometimes I think I should just stop posting completely
>>574496792Please do. And that includes every one of you blogging niggers.Go on discord or Facebook or whatever to blog about how pathetic your life is
>>574496792Keep posting, you're enriching this general with your presence
28064212
Jyanshis for this feel?
>>574497917yuzu
>>574497917
>>574497326What did you mean by this
>>574498264Steve the cringe is the kind of retard who would file her teeth to look like a shark.
>>574498540While singing "I'm a baby shark"
>>574498540i want to comfort steve when she starts breaking down crying regretting doing that to her teeth
>>574499321>regretting
>>574496792Keep posting, there is at least one person I don't like who deserves to be subjected to the unintended consequences of your righteous actions
If you think about it, steve is the quintessential newshit character.
I love dama.
>>574500109your suuankou reps?
>>574500109Why didn't the Momo tsumo
>>574500109I don't get it, the Momo skipped tsumo to deal in? Seems like something a player in my team would do.
>>574500109This dama is a missed first place
>>574500504But that's mangan + 2.6k, he gets first.
>>574500618Oops
>>574500109reported for collusion
every previous time i've ranked up into jade i felt like i was way in over my head but this time i feel like i've really hit my stride and just started bodying people with one hand behind my back like neo at the end of the matricks
>>574500309>>574500489>>574501050
>>574501224>matricks
>>574501774ara
>>574501774why didnt you discard 1?
>>574502364what do you mean? you always discard one
>>574502364
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>>574502428>>574502438why are you acting retarded now? you know what I mean
>>574502671I actually don't. The Momo did discard the 1p.
>>574502768Ah, I checked the other ss. unlucky. sorry for calling you retard
>>574501774
>>574502526>buy a TV with internet connection (or any two way connection) powered by proprietary software>be surprised it's a 1984 telescreen
>was close to deranking>won a game, now not in danger>will no longer feel the cleansing flame and ritual reset of mentality>just have to grind normallyIt's an abstract kind of feel...
>want to post a WWYD>go over the most difficult decisions from my recent match>check the bot reviews>I was just being retarded every single time
Why do most tournament settings use agariyame nashi while online clients use agariyame ari in ranked? Letting players get as many points as they can vs ending the game as quickly as possible (to allow more safe playing while commuting to work)?
>>574507049Tenhou has ranked points distributed based solely on placement and therefore didn't need agariyame. Mahjong Soul just copied it because uh
>>574507250Okay, that makes sense.
>>574507049There are situations where dealer is leading the match in S4 but isn't ahead in global score, so agariyame nashi in tourneys is outright necessary. This isn't a concern in ranked because each match is its own thing.
>>574507498Yeah, that was what I thought as well, it makes sense when there's a cumulative ranking. Just been wondering about ranked.
didnt realize the game just ends after west 3 if no one has hit the win thresholdanyways just rekt this stupid ichihime who emoted before tsumoing and didnt even hit 40k off of it, kekekekekek
>>574474178Yeah, I'm dead.
Holy shit. I've been getting my ass kicked in gold room and after getting my latest 4th I looked at my opponents profiles.>1376 games>1250 games>8590 gamesI have fucking 150 games. No wonder I'm getting raped here. I'm going back to silver room, this is fucking stupid. I should never have listened to the people here who said to go straight up to gold.
>>574507925Agariyame nashi in ranked is simply worse for last dealer. The ability to end the game with a cheap win that would leave you in range of overtaking with agariyame nashi > farming points off your dealership. Points don't matter much anyway outside of the lowest lobbies, the vast majority of rank point gain/loss is from placement bonuses/penalties.
>page 6
WWYD?
>>574508887>it takes 8000 games jsut to loop gold roomwhat the fuck
>>5745103989s
>>5745103989s riichi, too late to wait for improvements
>>574510398Is that some kind of trick question and the answer isn't the obvious one?
>>574510497>>574510603>>574510625I'll be Frank, it's just a cope WWYD.
>>5745103989s riichi
>>574510873oh n-
>>574510873so unlucky
>>574510873Yeah it sucks that you lost ranked points but did you imagine how happy that person felt when you dealt into their chuuren?
how do crossdressers even tuck their penis enough to fool me? how are they not having a raging hard-on while wearing such sexy things?? this is unfair
>>574510873At least he died after this match
>>574510873>Didn't see the tsumogiri I wouldn have cut 4s here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hn0JmbNNgA
>>5745108731 red vs 3 silvers. owari da
I would not have dealt into the chuuren
>>574511578Why are you such a faggot
>>574511578HRT makes your dick limp, sis.
>nu-/mjg/what compels a man to shit in his own home
>>574511456Shan't care about the happiness of random chinksects in ranked. Only about my /mjg/ bros.kujouriu-12.png
>>574512360We're not your bros.
>>574512460You don't mean that
>>574512249My toiler?
>>574512606We're your buddies
>>574512606You will always be our bro.
>>574512726br(av)o
>>574508887You're not going to adapt to gold room level play unless you play in gold. Being stuck in gold at 8k games is far, far less impressive than making it there in 150 so just tank your one loop and trust that you're making real improvements.
>2468s>2469p>79m and some honours
>>574513020Okay sure but I don't think my level of performance in gold is really sustainable. And before you say small sample size, this is all that it takes to derank
>l2d nyagger and gyaru arse get a rerun as well
>>574466627I'll never forgive that terrorist luckshit Luigi but justice was served after being dealt by yakuman.
>>574514275>I don't think my level of performance in gold is really sustainableThat doesn't matter. You're already past the point of being able to learn anything from playing adepts. Your performance will improve once you adapt to stronger opponents at a higher skill level.Consider this: When you reach expert 2, you prove that you belong in the gold room, that you've really mastered the basics and have definitely moved beyond silver. In short, it's the point at which you prove that you actually know how to play the game. But if you reach expert 2 by seal clubbing, you don't prove anything except that you can curbstomp actual retarded monkeys.Also, the EV on seal clubbing isn't actually that good. Your XP gain is determined by your room, but your XP loss is determined by your rank. You'll derank in the same number of losses, but it'll take more wins to rank up.
>>574514275I gave up the dreams of reaching master 1 after being disillusioned that I'll probably make it. Most of my matches are being killed by tsumo and not winning anything.
>>574514663That kokushi was unironically the finest round of mahjong I've ever seen. There was only one possible way for akagi to win that match and he went for it even though it was a massive longshot. There were several points where there must have been a lot of temptation to pon for honroutou, and points where 3/4 of some honor he needed were already discarded. But instead of losing hope and flailing around to scrape together some worthless hand, he simply continued to force that kokushi. Just a phenomenal display of mentaru, and luigi being the one to deal in just made it extra perfect.
>>574516163Fine I'll watch it again. It's funny that L is so mad at Luigi though. Imagine the sweet ohnonononos happened when that kokushi drop.https://youtu.be/3k87BWWnRRs?si=Y1Y4PKrc2sW8HlmG
Fastest game
>>574516332SMT OST?Holy kino. I love L now
>>574516557based mobile tenhou chad
>>574516163>the only possible way for akagi to winno? it's his dealer turn and the scores are closeare you just glazing your own anus here?
>>574516824you forget that luigi was the emperor of luck for that entire tourney
>>574516163Nah, it was a retarded kokushi, but it was based. True Akagikino.
Staying in-character won him the tournament, which is the true meaning of kino
>>574516135Post logs.
>>574516914Loogy sex
>>574508887Being in gold after that many matches isn't proof that they're good, more the opposite.
>>574516995You don't want to review my logs, believe me.
>>574517229I just want to prove it's entirely your fault you are losing
>>574517229Of course I do.
>>574516135I've got a meme about you.
>>574517536For how common this tragedy is, do not even try to control your tears....
>>574518248Is it common? The average deal-in rate in gold room is 15% according to the stats site, I don't think the typical expert's problem is overfolding.
I'm going to start calling them bakaze and jikaze
>>574515378>>574517071The assumption here seems to be that I'm some kind of superstar Adept, and on the lower end of Expert (see Fig 1). However, I present the alternative hypothesis: I'm not that special, and actually still belong in silver
>>574518457Foldcuck keksperts aren't as common as deal-in slut keksperts but they do exist and there are many who flipflop between the two extremes because they don't have a firm grasp on push-fold judgement yet. Also, bad efficiency is more likely to make you feel like a foldcuck because everyone else will reach tenpai before you.
jeez imagine sealclubbing silver as an expert .... how SAD! .. just play in the room u are capable of playing in, read books if you feel like you have to "train"
>>574519801I tried to play in silver a couple days ago and dealt into a dama yakuman. Adeptgods are not to mess around with
>>574512794>av
dont come to silver room tomorrow, keksperts.
>>574519120E1 looper really is not special. Deranking from E1 is just growing pains, not some kind loss of prestige. Even if you think you don't belong in gold yet, you currently have the opportunity to learn from careful log reviews of your own gold room matches, which will cause you to grow faster than more silver room matches will.
If you can reach 90% on efficiency trainer https://euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainer and slam insta riichi whenever it pops up you can beat the Gold Room
>>574518457I keep seeing anons claim keksperts overfold but hardfolding the moment it gets dangerous while slapping the riichi button the moment you can is one of the best strategies to get out of Gold if you're not great at typical positive EV push-fold pull. Efficiency is really bad on Gold so you can still get 1st if you win some good hands and avoiding 4th is really easy because some retard is almost guaranteed to take it for you by pushing non-stop.
>>574519120if you actually still belong in silver you'll end up back there soon enough playing in gold anyway so there isn't much of a reason to go back until you're forced to
If you want to get to Jade, but you don't post logs, then you don't really want to get to Jade.
>>574520394Oh yeah? Here's a log.
whos up for burger blitz
>>574520394I want to get out of jade, I'm tired of losing to luckshitting retards and saints instead of beating not luckshitting retards and gold saints but the deranking m1 plot armor won't let me go back
>>574520564we call that fast food
I'm a bit busy
I'm a bit buzzin
weekend burger hours are always the deadest so im paralyzed in posting a room dreading the anxiety of having 2/4 join indefinitely then the awkwardness of bumping the same room multiple times eating through 20 minutes then leaving
>>574521083>20 minutesI usually have to wait 30.
hitsuji ga ippikihitsuji ga nihiki...hitsuji ga... sanpiki...hitsuji ga...
>>574521437
>>574520135yeah but then you end up in Jade and you have to learn ADVANCED tile efficiency.that's hard
I'm having cake. It's delicious.
the cake is a lie
>>574522165proof?
I wish I could go back to when I was like 8 watching Portal videos on YouTube (pre-jew)
Fine I'll play in the gold room and explode
>>574522358I was in high school when portal came out
>>574429379holy kekthanks for handling it
>>574476447>>574477986I emailed the localizers to see if they have plans to sell the ebook thru non-Amazon platforms let's see what they say
>>574522525Zamn
>>574522338it looks a bit blurry sadly
>>574476447I'm almost half way done with this one. Way better read than the uchikawa book so far
damn uchikawa got bookmogged by matsumoto ..
>>574523820In English, doc
>>574523913are these yayoi or jomon
>>574523912uncs be crashing out
I'm crashing in
When digital players talk about EV values what are these values measured in?Are they points or something else because the values themselves don't seem to match up to any hands pointwise that I know of.
>>5745239126-7
>>574524389Read the first three pages of sms please ……
>>574524389its points. its the probability of the expected outcomes multiplied by the point value of that outcomes added together so it leads to numbers that don't equal whole hand values.
>>574524389it's literally math, you calculate deal in chance vs hand value
>>574524501link?
>>574524504What EV thresholds are uses for deciding whether to dama a hand assuming you dont NEED to riichi for placement?
>>574524570Bakyou
>>574524663E1 everyones 25kI'm speaking pure neutral.If that's not enough you can explain each situation where it differs.
my favorite yaku? open sanshoku
>>574524737Then you just do whatever action has the higher EV of riichi or dama. Just read the fucking book nigger.
Spoonfeed me 100 pages of sms please
>>574524570you play by feel nya, you can't count the EV out accurately
>>574524570you do the same play a million times and if the results come out postive more than negative
>>574524785Ok?Is having the book open while playing cheating?
>>574524891Yeah that was badly worded, in general when do you not press the shiny button?
Yani neko just keeps getting better with each episode. Finally an anime for my fucked up kinks
>>574524990shut the fuck up nyagger
>>574524990Why did they make her so hot if smoking is supposed to be bad for you?
reddit nekoyani reddit
Give me another platform to play mahjong on
>>574524947When the added points of riichi don't outweigh the reduced probability of winning when you riichi, aka guess. If its all even, then you favor riichi except in situations where it wouldn't add significant extra points.
>>574524947https://files.catbox.moe/gd3di2.pdfread chapter 1-1 of thisif you don't need to riichi for placement you imply you're ahead by a wide marginif you are then dama everything, even no yaku hands
>>5745249473 han bad waitGuaranteed haneman Mangan third row When opponent riichi and you are waiting on genbutsu of opponent with bad wait When in all last with the lead
>>574525180There was a subscription-based english platform advertised like 5 years ago when they gave away free match tokens to let people prepare for a tourney. I forgot its name
>>574525180tenhou
>>574525180switch 2
>get really intoxicated>realize I have a really good spot to put my onahip to fuck it while standing up without having to hold itSend me your JAV WWYDs. Mahjong.
yagooey
>>574525180FFXIV
>>574521631Advanced tile efficiency is just folding whenever you don't have a mangan haipai.
>>574525997you can't just say perchance
>>574524990I am a responsible adult, so I reacted with disgust when my fucked up kinks showed up.
Should I buy ninja Ichihime or shopping Ichihime? I'm poor and can't afford bothichihime-2.png
>>574526779Don't give fu jew any money ever
>>574526779Invincible Ichihime has a far more powerful emote.
>>574526827Why? Don't you want your favourite game to live longer?
>>574526779Take out a loan and buy both
>>574526940>>574527349Total fu jew death
i always like to think of this emote as post-rape fu jew after chombo penalty
>>574526779why don't have neetbucks, retard or get a job
>>574526779Have you considered choosing whichever one you like more? And then opening up a ticket asking if you can directly give money in order to get the thing you missed out on?
https://files.catbox.moe/iv25yw.mp4how do you learn this power?
>>574528782it's fake dumbass
>>574527589what about during?
>>574528782I...I could probably do this
>>574528782it's real friend
>>574528782I believe it
A masterclass in gambling
by man by
>>574526510Nah I've watched Saints manifest good value hand through sheer will.
I took a day off work today and all I did was read manga and play mahjong.
>>574531563
but its sunday
i would rather watch liveleak gore than the vulgar trash that is yani neko
>>574528782Isn't he the one fucking them? Remembering your coworkers' names is pretty basic
>>574531704I work my own hours.
Being a landlord in yani neko isn't that bad if you think about it. Sure you have to put up with all their bullshit but Yani burping and farting in your face makes it all worth it
>>574532006Just because the thread is slow doesn't mean you have to go for such low hanging bait to drive up posts
>>574532246Can I just make my tiles into the other by this QR in real time
>>574532246Who is this digigek ahh bullshit even made for>tiles but with screens and you have to charge them
>>574532316
I think I had a bit too much beer tonight. I'll see myself out
>>574532458adding questions marks really does make emotes cuter
>>574532691Ichihime is always at cuteness maximum.
>>574532246https://yuken-do.com/services
>>574533216
>>574533364>butt
>>574532307i welcome any yani neko hate postsi can already imagine all the cosplayer whores and girl failure larpers milking this shitit was fine as a manga, as usual when an anime comes out all the grifters normalfags and thirdworlders latch onto it and will make it the most insufferable thing for the next several monthsi am getting cosmic levels of dread about this, not even bocchi or frieren was this bad
You should NOT fail today's repo wwyd, you had a whole week of 6 blocks situations, you can do it properly!
>>574533706Your sanshiki reps?
>>574533706I got it right!
>>574533817You can still get it
>>574533583Yeah I am a big fan of the manga and seeing all these dribbling retards come out of the woodworks calling it a jewish psyop westoid slop about negroid coded catgirls is giving me a migraine like you wouldn't believeIt is impossible to talk about it anymore, what little discussion there was before anyway.
why does everyone who says "sanshiki" instead of "sanshoku" monumentally retarded?
>>574532006>I'd rather watch physical aggression than witness human miseryJoin your cattle goyim
>>574533867But you'll have to drop 1 block entirely and that must be a pair
>>574533706three pair BAD so we chuck the redundant one
How do you call these things? How do you deal with them? I know you shouldn't play immediately after getting two 4ths and I never do, but how long should the breaks be? It always happens every few days, I just get raped, but I return to normal after some time only to get back to being a retard and making basic mistakes for like four games. Does my brain need more rests?
>>574533583>people I don't like might like it so I HATE itCattlegroid mindset
>>574533895
>>574533895it's an occult thing, you wouldn't get it
>>574534115it's called losing streak, retard
>>574531678
>>574533925>than witness human miserywhy would i witness human miserymy life is perfect, i will never act like these degenerate retards who are oooh so unfairly treated by their lifei don't care
It took me 2 or 3 tries to get into the yani manga because of how fucking gross it is. But it's mildly funny so I eventually got over it
>>574534292kek
>>574532272kys
>>574532246
I truly believe this thread would be a better place if it weren't for a handful of subhumans, but all things considered that's not that bad compared to the rest of this board.
>le fotm anime designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator is somehow worth continuously bringing up in a mahjong general>you are also somehow a normie cattlegroid trendchaser yourbuzzwordhere nigger retard if you don't like itAs expected of SEA hours
>>574534843kek accurate
>>574534843/mjg/ having chasers isn't exactly anything new.
>dama twice in tonpu>snek disconekmany such cases.
Odds go for a walk Evens take a nap
>>574532246Time to put my ultra-niche skillset of memorizing and drawing QR codes by hand to good use
After a dozen episodes, Gintama just ain't for me. Now I have to look for something else to play in the background while I'm playing video games
>>574532246Who the fuck is this even made for>needing to set up eight cameras for this shit>make so shoddy the wall makes me want to pukenigger ahh shit
>>574535835You will never even reach the surface level of any media you consume, whether it's anime, games, movies or ANYTHING
>>574535835Natsumes book of faggots or mushishi are great for the 2nd monitor
>>574536071@gork summarize this post to me
Majsoul Friends Room 58413(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58413
>>574535082based druggie
>>574536382started
YUUZUUU!!!!!!!!
>>574535835Imo, you should instead watch it like this:Pick a random episode, for example 156. If this is an episode that consist of an arc, then you start at the beginning of the arc. However, if its not, then you just watch as is. I think this is one of those animes where you can do that.Sure you miss alot of the nuances of the recurring jokes, but I think its better this way.
Fucking SHIT I was looking at menus for like 1 minute and missed the room
>>574536420Innami! Innami...
I need to get over furiten. I made a major mistake due to this in the whale tourney today.
>>574536997furiten is just a free +0.5 han because it confirms tsumo
>>574536997what no tips does to a mfer
>>574537037shut up
>>574533706i saw the sanshoku
>>574536382gg thanks for the game
>>574536382Come back here cowards
>>574536382gg, too tired for another
>>574536382GG!
>>574537925>Come back here cowards>Room does not exist anymore
>>574536997furiten play is actually great when it works>ranked game>was furiten for 58m wait>accidentally riichi, fuck oh well>ippatsu tsumo dealer haneman and won the game
Collab confirmed
>>574538218holy sloppa...
>came 5 times
>>574538254Just someone who can't draw tiles
>>574538218>pixelized tiles
I hate mahjong
>>574539209Proof?
>>574539421
i havent played in 3 days
>>574539662why would you call riichi here
>>574539709To win?
>>574539709he got bullied into hating dama
>>574539709Why not?
BAHAHAH get fucked riichitard
>>574539798
>>574539798I assumed dealer calls happened sooner totally understandable riichi then RIP
>>574539904How do I pull up that probability bar on the right?
>>574539923what does it matter if dealer calls, just riichiyour pinfu+1 isn't good enough for shit
>>574540013>what does it matter if dealer callsYou pay extra for hubris.
>>574540065what did he mean by this
bravo
>>574489687Does dealing into one count?
>>57453583512 is a good amount of episodes. If you weren’t hooked by the episode about the Armstrong jet, show just isn't for you.
>>574540903And a double to boot. Nature is so beautiful
why do some anons play on the jp serverdo they hate friends?
>>574541875Future proofing against EU going EOS
>>574541875Cause global is full of cheaters?
>>574541875Actually, I got my main on JP and my friendlies alt on EN. Don't get stalked and still get to fuck around without Janes running background checks on me.
>>574542225its the same playeerbase, retard
>>574542282not in silver and bronze rooms
I FORGOT TO GET THE FREE WEEKLY TICKET FROM RIICHI CITY
>>574542276>i have to smurf when playing with my friends because of... le janes!!i see detectivekeks have already won
>>574542476why would you play there
>>574541875Apparently some collabs were region locked, so JP seemed like a safer choice.Plus what >>574541984 said
>>574542476silver and bronze is just everyone but japsyou're still playing with chinkbots
IM A FUCKING RETARD
>>574542630the region locked saki collab went to the US though
>>574542509So did I100 weeks in a row
>one (1) account on global>used for ranked>used for friendlies>used for tourneys>friends with /mjg/ anons>friends with IRL jyanshis>friends with ranked randos>exact same name on TenhouDo your worst, detectivekeks.
>>574542797We know.
>>574542820The point is that it sets a bad precedent the JP server is less likely to be affected by.
may vs mjg tourney doko
>>574541875I live in japan, so this seemed like the obvious choice at the time. I didn't know I wouldn't be able to befriend global cuties and I already got a couple characters here, so I'm not changing it now.
>>574543034they hate /mjg/ because we would queue outside of specified times (autism)
There's literally zero reason for Yostar to EOS only the global server. The matchmaking server for handling connections and hosting rooms is the exact same, since it handles all "servers" above silver room (and the playerbase cut would do more reputational damage than save bandwidth) and game logs (paifus) weigh less than some ERP IRC logs from here, you can just hook up another HDD to store more. Online mahjong games are dirt cheap when it comes to hosting compared to other games, Yostar gains nothing by getting rid of a player region (and even if they did, they would probably let people migrate to another one).
>>574543153lol what? what happened during the tourney?t. newfag
>>574543153Lol, it's more like they're scared of jobbing to the strongest community in the west. They should instead recognize what an honor it is.
>>574543293Nips, being the honarabu bunch they are, colluded.
>strongest community in the west>everyone is fat and never touched a dumbbell in their life
>>574543406It was actually /mjg/ who colluded. Nip collusion happened during league.
>>574543438two of my teammates are built like brick tanks
>>574543438What's the rush?
>one of my friendlist is on a massive winning streak>He's sealclubbing goldWhat's the politest way to remove him from my friendlist?
>>574543406>>574543448what was the collusion exactly, 3v1 games?
>>574543207the cost is in localization, supporting extra payment methods, separate mobile apps and desktop clients, keeping the lobby server up (as in, anything that's not actually about playing mahjong)it's not a huge cost, so even with just 3% of their playerbase using it, it's worth it (though that 3% includes KR)
>>574543510>being friends with Betty
>names
/mjg/ clears the nips and I'm saying this unironically
>>574543510wait for him to go offline and then delete him
>>574543438factually incorrect always remember to not generalize
>>574543536Anons wanted /mjg/ to win and targeted the nip
>>574543748i see nothing wrong with that if it's 2v2 (regular konbiuchi), it's a team vs team tourney after all3v1 is just what's gonna happen if there's only one team member at the tableyou could set up the tourney by making four teams (may 1, may 2, /mjg/ 1, /mjg/ 2) and distributing players among them by half, this way you could guarantee there's only gonna be 2 anons and 2 nips at every table (though the team function was added way after the may tourney)
>>574543942>it's a team vs team tourneyIt was an individual tourney.
>>574544009alright then, i wasn't here back then, i've only heard talesa fair team tourney (collusion ari) is still possible though
>>574544102Team tourney was impossible due to the number imbalance
>>574544278naruhodo
>>574543510Don't be polite, send him angry messages then send a request so you can remove him again
When was the last 2ch vs MJG?I swear we had that last time and its been years.I miss that tourney ngl
>>574544512nips aren't on our level
>>574544584yeah they had multiple celestials and a ton of saints back when on /mjg/ saints were still super rarethe second-hand embarrassment I felt watching /mjg/ jobbers play like retards against their proper mahjong was unreal
I was a bronze expertThen I was a silver masterThen I become a gold saintNo seal left unclubbed
>>574544671>they had multiple celestialsNo they didn't lol2ch just play sanma
>losing against sanmatards
Don't feel bad /mjg/ sanma players are some of the most fierce and talented players in mahjong.
>>574544841sanma players have never gotten 4th in their entire lives, how is it possible to be this strong in a luck-based game
>>574544940
>>574544940LIVE STREAM LIVE STREAM
>>574544940Hoe... Do a flip faggot!
Alright I'll play mahjong.
>(Dead)
>>574543438I do cardio...
>>574543438rpto isnt fat tho
>>574543438is this just projection?
>>574543438your mjggers reps?
>>574545348https://files.catbox.moe/7eq0v2.mp4
ronchiitoi nanodesu
ron nanodesupaizuri nomi
>>574545627MOMO-CHAN?!
>>574545678'romo
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8303
>>574545782>礼奈ちゃんの通常体位空くんはちんぽ大きめという前提で作ってるけど礼奈ちゃんはAさんのマグナムを何度も咥えこんでるのでガキのちんぽ程度どうということはない
>>574545838>Aさんのマグナム
どこ
>>574545972
ASAPIN ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhmsfWSbhY
>>574546021>FreeI like to believe that at one point in the development, it used to cost jade to host a friendly room.
>>574546064Come for the pin, stay for Taro.
How would you go about teaching a kid mahjong? My niece is 8 and already plays chess, so she has an attention span and basic intelligence. Maybe just play hand simulator with her? Letting her get into tenpai and then just dealing tiles until she gets the hang of how to win?`
>>574546393Tibetian
>>574545838>礼奈ちゃんに使い心地がいいと判断されたら空くんは新しい車椅子として扱われてしまいそうだね
STOP SPEAKING HYROGLYPHS
>>574546393just play futari mahjong with her with open hands, teaching her the basics of hand construction and basic yakudo it without calls at first, let tsumo be the first yaku she learns, then go sanshoku, iipeikou, etc.when she's ready teach her calls and show her what riichi does
True, mootglyphs > hiroglyphs
>>574546535>futanari mahjong
Inshallah
>>574546393Is she single?
>>574546502The explicit drawings are from a (WIP) H-game developed by the infamous "moth", taking place in a middle school, with various participants from the hit game "Mahjong Soul", such as Nanami Reina, Ichinose Sora, Fuyumi Shinomiya and Morikawa Ayako.TL1: "Nanami Reina's standard positionThis is based on the assumption that Ichinose Sora has a fairly large penis, but since Reina has taken Mr. A's (A37) "Magnum" (translator's note: penis) countless times, a little boy's should be no big deal for her."TL2: "If Reina decides he's (Sora) comfortable to use, it looks like he'll end up being treated as her new wheelchair."
>nyan ichihime and koromo lu bu deleted from the repowhy?
>>574547335because
>>574547335Who?
>>574547335TO here. League 6 results have been invalidated due to cheating.
>>574546393teach her the yaku patterns and get your sibling to get mad at her for not remembering them
LEAGUE 7 STATS DOKO
>>574547519>namesfuck off
>>574547482there was a league 6?
>>574546978You forgot Chiori and Anju. Those will get dicked as well.
league 6 was objectively the best league because i was on the winning team
>>574547685that's why it was the worst
>>574547335League is under new management bucko, it's called damnatio memoriae
Belgian Grand Prix - Race
I'm the sole reason my league 6 team didn't win
>>574548446Max to take P1 after the first corner
>>574543438I kinda want to lose weight and get more muscle because I'd like to get into climbing but I don't know, I'm too lazy to come up with and stick to an schedule.... It's hard when you can't do a single pushup
>>574534763YUHZUH
>>574543438Excuse you, I'm actually severely underweight
>missed the piss tourneyFUCKI thought qualifiers were till tomorrow. Why the fuck would you end it in the middle of a sunday?
>>574549198it ends in 8hours
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>>574549229My bad, checked the UTC+4 time instead of UTC-4. Fucking timezones.
>>574548941Ease yourself into it, otherwise you'll burn quickly, fail, get disappointed and stay unfit.Do knee-supported push-ups if you can't do the normal ones. Can't do those either? Wall push-ups. Pull-ups can be trained by doing negatives.There's always something you can do, anon!ichihime-0.png
>can do 5 pushupsfeels good being in the top 1%
Sometimes I wonder if it's the same fly reincarnating over and over forever tormenting me with its incessant buzzingI've cleaned my bedroom, I've washed, you have no excuse to be here and yet here you areI would fire you from a rocket into the sun if I could I hate you that much, do you get training to do perfect circuits around my ears?
>>574486252Due to a case of mistaken identity, Sprout's yellow card is retracted and namenigger is upgraded to a red card.
I think anon just has tinnitus
>>574549514I have a simple solution for you, anon.Place a small bowl of sugar water at your window. The fly will try to drink it and drown because the sugar changes its surface tension.You're welcome!
>>574549514I once had a roommate who left a cardboard box with absolutely nothing in it other than more cardboard. It was basically a box with trash. He disappeared for like a month, during which time I noticed a flying insect of a very specific shape I don't even recognize enter the house through my window every morning, waking me up, fly somewhere inside the house, then leave shortly after.After maybe a week of that I decided to follow its flight path. It very clearly went in and out of the box. Once it left, I looked into the box... and there was a hive forming.I got spooked and destroyed the hive along with whatever was growing inside of its holes, then threw away the box. The next day the insect returned, checked the usual spot and, having found nothing, left. It never returned.mahjong
>>574550185MAHJONG!
>>574550185
>>574550645
Have I mentioned I won a piss tourney?
>>574551240fuck off rc shill
i would like to apologize in behalf of /mjg/ because me and my friends have gone for a movie night watching all the bond films and ending in Casino Royale and accidentally showed my powerlevel to my friends. How should I proceed?
It's a bit fucked up for the IRC council no longer announces meetups to the thread. Two of them happened recently and there was not a single public mention anywhere... I liked meeting new anons...
>>574552197I was the reason they make them private nyow...
>>574549445I probably should, maybe my next league OC could be related to that
>>574552479I'm the reason the IRC never had a meetup within a 500km radius of me. They're afraid.
>>574553163We just don't care for SEA countries
>>574543438fuck off back to fit gymcell nigger
The east coast just woke up FYI
>>574551709just say you like the song? Film sountracks are like, 90% of playlists
>>574553587Proof?
>>574532246this is really dumb, but it does make me think that a mahjong table where each player has a little screen facing them and you can just tap on the tiles with your finger would be really cooland maybe the table itself is a screen too so you can see the discards
>>574553928why even play in person in this point? half of the fun is fondling tiles
>>574551709>and accidentally showed my powerlevel to my friendsexplain?Did you go>AYO ITS THAT AKAGI LEAGUE 7 INTRO FROM THE MJG GENERAL IN THE VG BOARD OF 4CHAN
>>574554025why is it being on a screen anathema to playing in person? people play at arcades all the time
>>574554035The coldest blood ran through his veins
>>574554258>>574554258>>574554258
>>574552197The only announced in IRC only in my memory are Comiket meetups that are not even mahjong-related or smaller local ones that would not be able to accommodate more than 7 people anyway.
>>574555107>he doesn't know about the EMA tourney meetups
>>574556149Those are not announced on IRC, as EMA clique is even smaller.
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