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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Fine Motion (3* alt)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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>>574477696
Thank you for the beautiful brown wife OP
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Brown bread home...
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Blaze
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So, i have a question

If i must hoard all rolls to support cards, how do i get umas?
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>>574477696
Sweet chocolate
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>>574477528
>cards you must have in order to reliably borrow tachyon
wait people don't have those cards? I thought they were a given by now
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>>574477880
sauce?
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>>574477884
you use THAT
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>>574477884
You can afford an uma pull like every other scenario really if you arent being dumb with pulls, but also a lot of players will just buy an uma via selector every half anni
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Which one bros? Umalator says -0.06 but that doesn't seem right.
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>>574477528
>scenario 6-7
looooool
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>>574477884
Do you're legend races and hoard uma tickets until you hit 200 then get a spark per year.
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>>574477937
You need to be a whale or a giga luckshitter to have Kita, Finemo ane Creek MLB
Most of us aren't
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>>574478019
Probably right but they both kinda stink tbdesu
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just realized I haven't queued yet
well it should be safe now
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every saturday there are club races both silly and otherwise
this is one of them
it starts at 11PM UTC today
1 uma is the norm
join for fun if you'd like!

5677 4652

top 3 places go on an internal winners log
it would be funny if (You) won
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Should i ticket creek? She's lb3 now. It's either that, yeppers wit for nsm or first copy of SMaru (i never play fronts)
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>>574478237
No thank you, jew club
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>>574478237
I dont have any suitable uma to join with but I just want to say I think this is cool
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super super...
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>>574478296
yeah dude you should definitely spend your old selector tickets BEFORE dumping 400 pulls on the scenario banner
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>>574478092
WEIIII
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Digitan LOVE
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>>574478237
Thanks, Allen
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>>574478296
Wait until the free rolls are over and then get creek to MLB
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>>574478374
Super Cringe S
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>>574478296
Yeah the extra starting friendship will really help in GL
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>>574477937
I have Kita & Creek MLB but not Finemo
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Hey nonnies
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>>574478375
Obviously I'm gonna wait, I'm just assuming i won't get her with pulls
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Mambo!
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>>574477351
>>574477489
>>574477594
I'm a FUCKING RETARD and increased the resolution on the picture when I cropped it, which is phone code for "apply a shitty AI filter". My mistake, here's the unslopped version. And fuck you Samsung.
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>>574478296
>first copy of SMaru (i never play fronts)
grudgeposting you when LoH starts
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This will happen to me next week
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>>574478576
HE would never use capital letters...
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>>574478576
Kitachan cute
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>>574478631
Don't care, will still run 2 lates and 1 pace. If i get blocked by an NPC, so be it
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how strong are uma tails?
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I have 160k carats. my pull schedule is S.maru/ FM, then Tachy/Hello, then ramonu + maybe Ruby and maybe creek/C.B. should I try pulling for Rickey or will it be a bricky? how many free carats are in between now and ramonu anyway?
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>>574478752
Is that the legendary teio step
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>>574478405
I love Digitan so much I wish she was real.
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dozo
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>>574478920
Ramonu is like 3 months away right?
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>>574478874
uma tails are actually pretty short and don't have a high range of movement
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>>574479032
4.5-5 months. She's the scenario banner for Grand Masters.
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>>574478964
I want to become Symboli.
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>>574478357
thanks! feel free to bring a debvffer or something goofy. it's pretty neat, we've been running a weekend club racing league for a long time now - a whole year i think.
I would have started posting the schedule and rules for /uma/ but i didn't want to step on marvelou's sunday anon's toes and having to be close to PC every Saturday would get overwhelming
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posted in the wrong bread
you want the normal not the + sparks for a great grandparent, right?
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>>574479032
ramonu is dec 16th
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>>574477884
Legend Races
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>>574479032
think so, just looking to pull on Smaru/Tachy to try MLBing them both + getting 1LB of creek to MLB her and CB to 1LB just for general use if the wallet looks good
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One thing that will never not be funny to me is how you can pinpoint the exact moment an artist came to realization that Uma became the only series they'll end up drawing for the rest of their career.
It's like watching the symbiote taking them over
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>>574478136
where's the kissu tho
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>>574477884
you can afford 2 or 3 umapulls a year
rest you'll have to paypig in tickets
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>>574477884
good budgeting, or credit card, or get stars during events + legend races
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Why Vodka, Mejiro Ryan, and Fukukitaru are so endearing to me? Help me.
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>XOguri isn't that strong bw-
They tried to kill XOguri for nearly 3 years and she's still meta
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>>574477696
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>574479032
Ramonu is middle of December/end of December-ish, the calendar keeps changing, but normally keeps delaying shit, which is annoying.
Tachyon/Hello is in two weeks, summer hag rerun is tail end of August.
>how many free carats between now and Ramonu?
roughly 16-17k/month, so ~82k, give or take
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>>574479509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
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>>574479509
it's okay, best umas are all lates
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>>574479561
I will join, but later bwo
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>>574479160
Nah bringing an uma that cant even try to win just isnt really my thing. I'd gladly join future ones that arent on dirt though if you plan on opening slots for the thread again.
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>>574479593
>Tachyon/Hello is in two weeks
does he know?
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>>574479175
>>574479578
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>>574479175
the + doesn't matter, you inherit the normal version of the skill outside of URA, nothing else changes.
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>>574477884
by not pulling on every meta supoka banner, obviously. Your deck will be weaker and your CM performance will decrease, but if you're f2p, there's no other option.
Pic related is my pull plan, and as you can see, a number of umas are on it. If I didn't pull any, I could dump 600 pulls on both Ramonu and Wit Bourbon, but I'd rather pull umas.
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>>574479560
>LoH
mickey mouse mode
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Couldn't the leader of mambo just be a normal member instead of you guys outright kicking them?

Idk that seemed harsh
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>>574479691
a lot of the club is the same way
I'll see if the club doesn't mind opening slots semi-regularly next schedule release
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>>574479175
you dont want a ggparent w/o both stam and power anyway
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>>574479954
wdym, the leader of mambo is a normal member?
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>>574479696
fuck me, no I didn't
>Tachyon/Hello is in 4 days
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>574478920
is rickey even good outside of dirt? why pull for somone who runs 3 CMs a year?
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>>574480019
why not
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>>574480118
stop nyoooooooooooooooooticing
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>>574479593
>summer hag rerun is tail end of August.
Who??
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>>574480019
I thought stam and mood were the important ones
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>>574480163
because those are the skills you're looking for
spd guts and wit are ok but tier lower
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>>574479954
Neth is still the Mambodanchou, what the hell are you talking about?
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>joined cool club
>Bought account
Wtf bwos..... how do i tell them...
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>>574480221
Stam is the most important
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>>574480298
why does rudolf like big tits
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>>574480208
Summer Maruzensky, rerun drops August 30 according to calendar
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>>574480383
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>>574477849
>>574477903
>>574478000
>>574478964
>>574479583
>>574479783
sex
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>>574480438
I thought you were talking about seeking pearl
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THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING CAREER EVER, THE GREEN SKILL HUNT IS LITERALLY ONLY 20% OF IT
>Strong secret event which wants you to do basically every dirt g1, fine except
>OMINOUS FUCKING PORTENT
>have to spend all of your jr and most of classic year with giga handmode races with no way to remove it
>any g1 hokko can jam a gigantic futa cock into rickeys ass and not only deny her the race win but the secret event as well
>all of her gold skills get late senior race free hints so you cant learn them for 80% of her career SO YOU HAVE EVEN LESS HELP FOR THE HARDMODE RACES
>you ALSO get late career green hints so you have to spend a ton of her career with no green skills so her ult is weak as fuck

THIS MAY GENUINELY BE THE MOST BRUTAL CAREER IN UMA CURRENTLY IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT EFFICIENTLY HOLY FUCK

oh and before any smart ass says "I told you so" NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
EVERY POST ABOUT HER CAREER TALKED ABOUT EXODIA GREEN GRIND, NOT A SOUL MENTIONED OMINOUS PORTENT AND THE WAIT FOR LATE CAREER SKILL HINTS
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>>574479986
Is this the /uma/ equivalent of Middle Eastern states attempting to improve their image via sportswashing?
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>>574480653
the raped
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>>574480653
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>>574480653
hmm *touches mustache* very unwise
Have you tried blaming the furniture?
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>>574480653
have you tried improving your feng shui?
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>>574480221
if you're playing just fronts you can forego pwr ig
mood is kind of a meme
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Is biwa hayahide good?
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>>574480995
lol
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>>574480995
Yeah
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>>574477884
If you plan your pulls well, and get the baseline cards you can pull for more Umas then you'd expect.
As long as you don't throw your pulls and tickets away randomly
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nextu jiggu
https://jiggie.fun/Y6S8rG
>https://jiggie.fun/Y6S8rG
https://jiggie.fun/Y6S8rG
>https://jiggie.fun/Y6S8rG
https://jiggie.fun/Y6S8rG
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>>574480653
https://youtu.be/7rcAOE_Dvbw
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>>574480653
yeah but some people won a few races building her for turf sprint this CM. you have to be more powerful
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>>574479339
all will surrender to the tao
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>>574480542
no, nobody calls Seeking the Sex anything like Summer Hag.
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Is there any easy and fast way to get bond points?
I want my goldshi in casual
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>>574480653
Luck issue
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>>574481083
>Helios' cumdumpster
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>>574480362
I only roll for uma under five foot tall.
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>>574480653
>only 4 additional optional races required
not any harder than taiki's head on event
top pick and forward march probably aren't worth it if it's giving you such a headache
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>>574480995
as a sex toy? yes
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>>574480653
outskilled by r*dditors
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I want rape
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>>574480653
rickey rickey! account brickey!
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>rainbow door from free daily pull
>heart races
>it's just another Hayahide dupe
.
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>>574481183
probably needs to move his dresser
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>>574477849
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>>574480653
>>you ALSO get late career green hints so you have to spend a ton of her career with no green skills so her ult is weak as fuck
Wait, what hints does she get? Don't see anything about them on gametorah
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>>574481352
And why are you browsing reddit ryanxwobin?
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>>574481481
sex
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It's time for default Opera to join Rapeora
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>>574481527
jukeboxes can't consent
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>>574481187
Helios is a good girl that licks Ruby's juices off my shaft
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>Get both speed greens but Maru and Bourbon fuck me over
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>>574481505
google told me to
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>>574481664
There is no shame in losing to a girl of Gentils caliber
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>>574481404
They should really listen to Rickey's advice
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>>574481664
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>ruby propaganda
SHUT UP
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Made banana bread
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>>574481083
>>574481407
Is she really like this or is it just some anon's headcanon?
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I wanna snack on a banner..
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>>574481984
nice
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>>574481760
If an uma lose to that gorilla, they're going straight to the glue factory.

>>574481861
>hags
>almond fraud
>coal tact
>shit yandere
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>>574480653
Just sit upright lol
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>>574477696
what would you do if she told you she wants to have sex with you?
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I can't wait to test these
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>>574482147
She's homophobic?
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>>574482196
Why would I deny my wife umapyoi?
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>>574482196
Reject her
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Does anyone have JP's "umas for you" measuring chart?
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I fucking hate /uma/ club.
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Feng Shui isn't real.
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>>574482196
The feeling is mutual
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>>574482196
that would never happen, but if per impossible it did, obviously I'm in.
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>>574482196
I don't see her like that. I'd refuse.
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>>574482289
Shiraoki isn't real either
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>>574482289
7 and you take it back and apologize.
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>>574482256
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>>574481747
Stego cute.
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>>574482196
*unzips*
dig here, krissu!
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r8 my roster
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reminder that shiraoki gives fuku wrong predictions on purpose 99% of the time for literally no discernable reason besides it being funny and fuku being her personal clown
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>>574482364
Ruby is hotter than this hag
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I thought these were supposed to be easy hours
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>>574482403
shut up!
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>>574482551
Sweepy!
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>>574482518
Not in certain images you sometimes post, there she is anything but cute. Generally tho, yes, very cute.
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>>574482553
>t.Helios
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>>574482553
they're both shit, but ruby is better because at least she isn't condescending towards her torena
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>>574482275
>>574482394
Correct answer
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>>574482552
very true
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Cafe love
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>>574482628
They are
You're queueing
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>>574482284
Mambro...
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>Fail training
>Think about euthanizing the run
>Acupuncturist saves it
t-thanks
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>>574482731
INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE
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>>574480653
The secret event is only 75 stats, 30SP, and 4 skill hints. It's not worth worrying about on any mode where training actually matters, since it costs you 4 extra race turns at the minimum.
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>>574482000
pure fanon
the real daichii ruby is too kuudere, so it's unclear if she gets wet for torena or no
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>>574482551
your potentials pwo?
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>>574482816
You're too dumb to see the truth bwo
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>>574482552
Yet she lead her to trainer-san and then they lived happily ever after winning the twinkle league!!
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>>574482816
Not even japanese men want her
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>>574482784
I-it was just a fluke! I can qualify for sure!
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>>574482628
This isn't Buono at all
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>>574482641
I had to pull her
>>574482923
most of the silvers are ones I don't use because I like the other skin, or ones I just pulled this banner and haven't upgraded yet.
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jext niggie
https://jiggie.fun/b3awtf
>https://jiggie.fun/b3awtf
https://jiggie.fun/b3awtf
>https://jiggie.fun/b3awtf
https://jiggie.fun/b3awtf
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>>574482954
The Japanese are constantly wrong about stuff
>>574482951
The one blind to the truth is YOU
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>>574482954
>not even limp tiny dicked midgets afraid of big woman brown woman want her
no shit they racist as fuck and they have dog shit taste
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>>574483007
Horses are awfully cute
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>>574482551
Small and cute
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>>574483007
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>>574482271
Don't know about that, but she made orenji into a racist lol
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If it's 7 i get MLB Tachion
If it's zero i get (you)
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>>574483138
It's okay to be racist.
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>>574483140
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>>574482196
Look for cameras
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>There are people that genuinely like kris
Grim
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fixed
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Is the Ruby propaganda real? Or is she another nothing burger in regards to torena affection
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>>574483163
She definitely blows fat, ugly bastards
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>there are people that are genuinely racist and bigoted in 2026
grim
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>>574483030
But this is, she let me qualify!!!
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>>574483517
HELL yeah Buonobro
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fat, ugly bastards? where??
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>>574483435
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11360212
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MANT is over Maya why are you fleeing away?
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I want Rickey to look at me like this all the time.
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>>574483647
She's just going to race in America...
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I want Palmer to look at me like this all the time
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>>574483510
Umas hate pajeets
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>500 million carat
that's expensive...
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>>574483591
alright
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>>574483756
Damn, I only needed 18k for my Dia
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>>574483435
yes, taking in consideration the graph, umas with blue text are for (You)
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>>574483673
it always fucks me up how she looks like a candy corn. I can't like her design because of that.
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>>574483729
>ugly tomboy
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>>574483879
>ugly tranny that will never have a real boyfriend
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>>574483838
>replying to the shitposter
anon please...
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>>574483729
What the fuck
Palmer can be this cute?
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>>574483957
I just wanted to post the graph...
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>>574483878
>prostitutes
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>>574483838
>Matikanefukukitaru
>Comedy
bwo what her career had me in tears and I don't mean from laughing
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>>574483957
I'm not a shitposter that was a genuine question...
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>>574483838
Dream Journey is for (you) how is she not in Blue?
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is opera o for (you)?
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>>574484078
She'd rather fuck Orfevre, than you.
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>>574484160
She forces you to marry her in her Senior Year event, think about it
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>>574477947
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>>574484250
fair enough so would I
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>>574484078
I've had this image since January, so i don't know if there's a more up-to-date version
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>>574484160
she gives you an engagement ring at the end of her career
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>Good in Unity
>Good in Trackblazer
>Good in Grand Concert
>Good in Grandmasters
Why did you skip her, anon?
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>>574484029
eh, I'd rather take any such posts as the shitposter and not give them attention
>>574484078
Blue just means extra for (you) not that only these are for (you)
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>>574483838
>No Creek
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>Cuck Journey would rather fuck another uma than (You)
Good. Saves me from shooting her psycho ass.
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>hot jk sex at the end of her career
Imagine
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>>574484328
Sloptuber said to wait for finemo
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>>574484379
She's a pedo
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>>574484250
Nigga she literally sees Orfevre as a little sister. You'd sooner make sense if you said Stego even if that's only fierce admiration.
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>>574484328
I was told on your left is a meme skill....
Also I already was going to get mlb FineMo for mant so SURELY I wouldn't need a second premium SSR wit card (despite knowing I was going to main lates later) right......
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>>574484467
so am I what's your point
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>>574484328
sloptuber told me to.
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>>574484328
I'm a pace chaser main, I don't need her gold
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>>574484328
not a late cuckie
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This is the newest version
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>>574484404
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https://files.catbox.moe/k2onow.mp4
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Behold, your HERO
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No umas are for (You)
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>>574484484
>falling for bait
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They are for (me)
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>>574484685
Me on the bottom
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>no umas are for (you)
wrong. trans toraina btw, so buebue is TWICE as much for me =)
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>>574484281
>>574484319
okay but what does that mean?
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>>574484741
It's really bad to not correct bait because there WILL be some retard who thinks it's true because no one pushes back and then parrot it later.
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>>574484842
oh nooo someone will be WRONG on the internet
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>>574484615
>train her to win a G1 race
>she shows up that night in your apartment in her racewear
>wants to fuck (You) as thanks for the win
>have to fight your morals as a trainer and wanting to fuck this hot as hell JK gyaru
I won’t lie to you bros, I’d fold
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>>574483838
What do the gold borders mean?
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>>574484801
umammers...
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Do you trust /uma/'s advices?
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>>574484690
I always do. She's not a heel. She's my wife.
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>>574484610
thanks bro
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>>574484801
Happy for you sis
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>>574484943
any forever virgin here would fold for a fucking trash can if it had tits on, that is no good scale to work with
id prefer her trad wife friend as well, but the gyaru is naturally hot as hell as well
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>>574484404
>>574484615
>>574484943
Backwards handjob coded
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>>574484952
a good story
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>>574485053
Am forever virgin, can confirm
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>>574485053
speak yourself fatso
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>>574484328
I don't even use lates on short distances. It's always end or front. First time was this CM with Sweepy and since I used a 1 speed, 2 guts, 3 wit deck I just borrowed her.
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>>574485156
you donth ave a huge dick
youre not ze super bbc chad
youre a dicklet
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>>574473896
watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKXl8bpO1dM and didn't hear any of them am I just retarded and/or deaf
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And this is why you'd never be a torena. Why do you think it's so hard to get a license? Part of the exam is refusing sex. Why do you think Kitahara failed his exam multiple times? He wanted to fuck oguri.
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>>574484328
Cause I don't play lates and OYL sucked at the time
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>>574485246
White woman pleasant surprise.....
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>>574485053
But morals anon! You shouldn’t fuck your trainee (until after graduation)! And yet the forbidden fruit that is Norn Ace. Also the idea to have her actually care for racing and wanting to surpass Oguri Cap (she won’t). Its fun headcanon
>fold for trash can if it had tits on
I’d like to think people here have standards…
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>>574484379
Creek's love is not for the weak so many flee from it or they lack the knowledge
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>>574485306
Trainers don't fuck their trainees
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You're saving for her, right anon? 30k at least right?
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>>574485332
>I’d like to think people here have standards…
People here like Ryan.
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>>574485246
Wrong commentator, I posted links with timestamps in the thread
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>>574485278
Your version of the umamusume world is boring. I much prefer the version where sex performance is graded and Kitahara could not score high enough
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>>574485278
>Why do you think Kitahara failed his exam multiple times?
because he is retarded like Oguri (which is why they make a good trainer-trainee duo)
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>>574485306
>>574484801
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>>574485412
I meant her...
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>>574485424
fugg they have multiple commentators for these races?
now I have to figure out which ones I need to rewatch again to hear them all
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>>574485332
>standards
There are people that want to fuck these whores. And that's not mentioning Gentil, SiL, and CB.
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>>574485306
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>>574483647
umm maya doesn't have allat
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CM shitposting is gay a fuck, I just wanna see sexy umas
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>>574485580
I cannot afford to pull her. I will have to hope that the hero spooks me later on
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Just remember that there’s always an Uma for (You). If nothing else, they will groom you into becoming their idealized partner. This is completely canon and has happened more than once in a career
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>>574483878
breeding Ardan and Ardanposters
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>>574485580
intern, look at your fucking list of tasks again. you're not meant to be shilling zenno for another month.
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It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world
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Doto is a daughter uma
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>>574485818
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>>574485818
SHUT UP OR ILL SEX YOU BACK INTO BACK LUNA
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>>574485723
https://e-hentai.org/g/4011366/5677006787/
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>>574485864
>SEX YOU BACK INTO BACK
esl-kun...
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>>574485878
that cosplayer owes me sex
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>>574485864
Anon! Rudolf has been transformed into her loli self and can only be turned back if you have hot non safe impregnating sex with her loli Luna body. Would you do it?
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Behold! your true wife!
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>>574485912
>brain fart
>hur dur esl
you will never be from the first world...
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>>574485878
>e-
>foidslop
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>>574485878
>IRL woman
I am going to vomit
2D is always superior
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>>574485690
fixed
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>>574485784
That's a man
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>>574485980
what did you mean to type then eslchama?
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>>574485723
>stop talking about the game i wanna erp
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>>574485969
that's not a wife
THAT'S A KING
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>>574480298
Admire Groove nursing handjob
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Sex...
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>>574485983
cute Ayabe
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>>574486051
well?
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>>574485941
>Anon! Would you fuck your childhood friend to safe her!?
Bitch I'd fuck Buebue the moment she asked, same goes for Luna.
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>>574485969
Boyumas aren't cute
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>>574486020
No.
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>>574486051
This but unironically im burnt out on the gameplay.
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next bread will be toasted.
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>>574486016
based cow gold
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>>574486010
https://e-hentai.org/g/4011141/95761feaa7/
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>>574486145
>>574486228
you are gay as fuck
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>>574486278
I would hope she's not this retarded Duramente is bad enough as is.
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>>574485941
only if she consents to it
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>>574486258
toasties for roasties
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>Apparently there's Symboli horse that have been very strong in NAR races

>His name is Symboli Light, he's out of American sire Drefong and his dam is Light Fairy, who has roots to Air Groove and Kingmambo

>His current record is 9:6-0-0, with 6 races won consecutively in NAR
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>57% chance for Head-On per run
>genuinely procs once out of like every 5 runs
WHATSVTHE FUCKING POINT TO BRINGING ALL THESE HEAD ON SPARKS THEN AAAAAGH
Turf S Sprint S run down the drain
Unless...
Haha...
It's not required...
Right?
I can cope with Turbo Sprint & Ignited Spirit PWR right????
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Ugly fat perverts.
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stop posting that ugly boy you fucking gay pedophiles
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>>574486309
So are you nonny so let me see more kita tits
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>>574486437
>Goldship watches
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>>574486447
Sex with Speed
Sex with Luna
Sex with Teio and her sister
Sex with this new Symboli, whenever she becomes a Uma
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Ugly fat perverts? Where??
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>>574486451
Nigger, you're playing a pace chaser with inherited blossom and street fighter V your horse isn't going to be a brick unless it has all seven chaos emeralds
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>>574486563
>NAR
He won't
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>>574486642
shut the FUCK UP and let me have my dreams of intergenerational oyakodon!
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>>574486554
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>>574486565
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I am an average-looking skinny pervert, sorry to disappoint
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>>574486747
garment grid system SUCKED
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>>574486451
should have borrowed titty scarlet bozo
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>>574486793
stop projecting cockcuck
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>>574486642
It's not like he can't transfer to JRA or race in JRA races, as long as he manages to win a lot and maybe even a G1 then there is a chance
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>>574486618
What I seek is perfection
The ideal
What lies beyond simply "greatness"
Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.

I WANNA GO FAST LIKE RICKY BOBBY
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I lost duels to Happy Meek so many times that I got a strange event. It said [Trainer has acquired new skill: Loss Addiction.] I can't find a way to get rid of it in the game UI...
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Tarumae when she sees my Cocko
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>>574486756
what the fuck was she thinking?
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>>574486698
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>>574486917
You are a B group tier player what the fuck are you talking about perfection
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>>574486756
Me on her lap
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>>574487093
sex with this zoomer
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>>574485818
>shit puns
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>>574487285
I shit puns
you shit brix
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>>574487093
>>574487290
>lolicon
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You’re an umacon aren’t you?
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I am bored but I can't think of any good baits
Can you guys give me (You)s if I post Sexy Spe
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>>574487418
She's meant to be just a gyaru in Japan, right? And the reason the localization made her a turbozoomer is the specific type of gyaru Helios is, is a really, REALLY outdated stereotype that isn't really a thing in Japan anymore?
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>Missing three golds
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>>574487418
So am I, she's literally me
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>>574487483
More of a sis-/mother-con myself, but umacon comes naturally when my mom/sister are uma.
>>574487518
That the idea, yes. The best trannylators could come up with is "HUR DUR ZOOMER LOL" instead of going with millenial talk or something even older.
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>>574487508
Sure
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>>574487530
>Second Wind
cuz...
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>>574487636
>instead of going with millenial talk
Unironically that would've been even more cringe
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>>574487285
that's what makes them rudolf puns
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Happy meek sex
https://x.com/keczupcat/status/2078578749738504375
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>>574487646
Thanks
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>>574487508
Have a (You) give me sexy degenerate spes
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>>574487690
It's a late race accel now
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damn that's a lot of sparks
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>>574487717
GOOD! THAT'S THE WHOLE DAMN IDEA ANYWAY! No one is meant to be able to understand her, not adults nor teens, yet here we are with literal zoomer speak because that's all the trannylators know and care about. Literal self insert garbage.
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>>574485776
Sorry anon... I'm not here for any Cygames purposes, just here to spread the gospel of Zenno Rob Roy...
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>>574487636
>>574487717
>millenial talk
literally what even does this mean
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>>574487903
A whole ton of classic SMS type speak mixed with a bunch of incomprehensible l33t speak.
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>>574487903
Do you perchance desire to nae nae
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>>574487190
NOT true I've gotten into A Finals 13/16 times INCLUDING THIS CM
Mathematically wrong
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>>574487826
Zoomers aren't old enough to be in the translation field, the oldest zoomers are only like 28.

>>574487903
You know what millenial writing is, you just didn't know people call it that. People also call it "Marvel writing" or more accurately "Joss Whedon writing" because he wrote so many of those movies and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was so influential (which he also wrote and directed)
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>>574486451
Depends. On Taiki or Nishino? Yeah, it's possible. On any other pace? No
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>>574488052
>Zoomer aren't old enough for this job
>They're only 28
Aka old enough because young retards fresh out of college/school get rushed through to dog shit lefty jobs like this.
>Marvel/Joss Whedon Writing
What the FUCK are you talking about schizo?
>>
Symboli Rudolf Tokai Teio Oyakodon
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uh oh melty
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>>574488052
>You know what millenial writing is
>Marvel movies and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
but I haven't watched any of these
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>>574488191
Fuck off
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>no argument
glad you agree, zoomtard
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last chance for finals in 10 mins.....
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literally who are you even replying to
>>
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im replying to the nishino flower poster from 3 threads ago
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I accept your concession.
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i am nishino flower's trainer
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>>574488319
>he didn't already get into Group A
It's over
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uh oh jp schizo melty
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i work the concession stand at the local kinoplex.
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Do we need another round of complaining about how they translated Helios' retard speak
The bitch talks like a doofus in every single language, get over it already
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thank you nakadashi fiesta
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>>574487780
Too much effort
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We could complain about them censoring Christmas again
>>
>>
I need data
Join one, spectate the rest
31110313
30182530
13392544
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i'm craving taco bell, mcnuggets, and also the leftover pizza in my fridge. what do i get for dinner?
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>>574488161
>What the FUCK are you talking about schizo?
If you don't know what millenial writing is then all I have to ask is...what rock did you live under during the 2010s? Are you from a country that didn't have widespread internet?

>>574488209
But you know the writing. Never sincere, always sarcastic, can't go 12 seconds without telling a "joke" to lighten the mood because god forbid a scene have actual weight, etc.
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i use hachimi for fixed translations, i don't have this issue
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i accept your confession
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>>574488386
>DEI uma
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Helios Hour? Helios Hour.
>>574488609
Only a few months to go, then we can continue that mess.
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>>574478237
That's cute, I'm looking forward to it
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>>574488609
but we already defeated the trannylators
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I think Helios should have even WORSE translations. Her lines should constantly be updated to change to a more recent zoomerspeak.
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>>574488507
Nyo, fuck wokelizers
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>>574488674
I choose Brian
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the jig gie is never up
https://jiggie.fun/j43ZUH
>https://jiggie.fun/j43ZUH
https://jiggie.fun/j43ZUH
>https://jiggie.fun/j43ZUH
https://jiggie.fun/j43ZUH
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>>574488676
>Dangerously Erotic and Incredible uma
Yeah
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>>574488754
>THIRD PARTY WEBSITE
>NOT IN-GAME
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spirit burst inside umanko
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>5 team trial races
>3 daily races
>1 legend race

>only 2 of 3 daily sales
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>>574488623
I don't want my children to be brown but...
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Can I complain about "sumo stew"
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>>574488836
White Kris when?
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>>574488864
i was just about to make this same post except i've done eight TT entries and i'm still at one shop.
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Surely by now there will be a 3*blue 2*medium 2*restraint + 15 whites with 1*dirt + 1*mile as GPs
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>>574488919
Anon, your children would be brown anyway...
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>>574488840
it literally is in the game...?
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A way to not lose arguments is to just not reply if you have no rebuttal to something
Works every time
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Now that RB doesn't matter anymore, lb1 wit nature is actually almost as good as mlb
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>>574488919
Have stronger white genes then
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>>574489024
>>574489024
>>574489024
>>574489024
>>574489024
>>574489024
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>RB doesn't matter anymore,
/uma/ will really look at you and say shit like this with a straight face
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>>574488984
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A way to win an already lost argument is to post "UH OH MELTY" out of nowhere without directly replying
Works every single time
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>>574488941
translating chankonabe is the correct choice
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>>574489024
But what if I want to win an argument between Copano Rickey and Matikanefukukitaru
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UH OH STINKY
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>>574489136
Why does she look retarded
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Do you guys get off on arguing in circles with each other?
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SMMMMMMMMMMMMMELLY FATTYYYYYYYYYYY
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it's time
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uh oh freezy
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>>574489225
you can't just go around asking why retarded people look retarded, bwo.
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>>574489159
Not when it's left as chanko literally everywhere else in the game
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>>574488993
who is considered brown
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>>574489225
because I stretched out her vectors in mspaint
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>>574489359
Everyone I disagree with and whose posts I dont like, obviously.
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I wish I was freezy... better than dying a slow heat death under the roof
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>>574488628
Posting this because only one room filled up
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=o7Tib6OkyUb7chPZ64AOCNCS

Not having the gold from bourbon/maru is really bad
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>>574489340
its obvious the translation team doesn't sync up with each other
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>>574484328
I put 200 pulls into her first banner after they gave us the 100 free pulls on Riko, and got 3LB from it
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>>574488989
no one cares about blues while looping right now bwo
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Back Breaking Sex with Hishi Amazon
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To keep Helios to her jp personality would just make her a stereotype known for being sluts. And there cannot be two. There is only one lady of the night, only one who bends cock to her will, AND SHE DOES NOT SHARE POWER!
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>>574489460
yeah
that's why I'm complaining
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>>574489460
typical for left win troons, everyone for themselves like the rodents they are
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>>574489497
i'm already done looping, I just need a proper Seiun Sky parent and a proper borrow GP
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this outfit makes Teio look flatter than usual
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uh oh evaporaty
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last chance to join Group A
don't fuck this up
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>>574489571
post your parents
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>>574489558
ok as long as you weren't complaining in a culture war way that's fine
>>574489567
>big lumbering inefficient corporation stumbling over itself
>left wing
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>hurr translators made Helios a zoomer
Yeah, the point is that the slang she uses is indecipherable to most of the other characters. No one complained that Maruzensky does the same thing. Helios is a party girl (Paripi) and speaks as such in Japanese. Therefore she'd be up on current trends and slang. It makes sense.
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Mambros...
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>>574489505
Why would you want that
You cant have more sex the next day with a broken back
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uh oh meowscarada seeex
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>>574489657
No American slangs
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>>574489523
I only just noticed Mayano running around in the background like she's an airplane.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AYABE TAIKI AIR GROOVE YOU FUCKING DID IT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
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post podiums
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Uh oh melty
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>>574489743
nice selection of oshis you have there.
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>>574489651
nta but I think there's plenty of reasons to criticize the translation/localisations of the game that arent reminiscent of 2000s era war on christmas narratives
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>>574489578
Slut
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>>574489567
>trans derangment syndrome
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>i'm stupid FASTER
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*blocks your path*
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>Everyone has Taiki
>Everyone has Oguri
>Everyone has Nishino
>Only 1 of them had a banner
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I'm sorry for doubting you, Furawa
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>>574489793
thanks
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>>574489718
Nta but is zoomerspeak even American slang? Seems more like just talk that evolved from having the internet day 1 in your life.
American slang would be like...ghetto talk, knowwhatimsayin?
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>Looping for late surger/medium parents
>Get a 3* Turf on Vodka randomly

Shit we take those
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>>574489743
>>574489895
>oguri crap
Kill yoursel.
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>>574489917
Taiki and Oguri were like the best targets for your launch selector ticket bro
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>>574489917
oguri is literally the most picked uma from the new account selector
taiki is probably second
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running flower is not metafagging THOUGH
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>>574490018
>>574490034
I picked Rudolf because she looked cool....
But I got the other 2 randomly from rolls while never once seeing Rudolf again so it all worked out.
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>>574490007
are you looping in mant or unity
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Yoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyosh
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>just messaged her dad on LANE
I'm going to have to bring her on finals now
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>>574490110
Oshi picking was the correct choice for sure. I picked Taiki because she has a gun and I think that's badass. Luckily that was one of the best meta options too, but I didnt really care about that
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>>574490174
ura
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!!
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>>574490182
The fuck is LANE?
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>>574490174
Unity, I'll do mant eventually I just can't be assed to do it now.

Not like I'm getting the scenario sparks ANYWAY
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>>574490018
>Day one of Global
>Everyone going on about METAFAGGING METAFAGGING GET OGURI REEEEE STOP HAVING FUN
>I decide to go with my cute wife Rudolf instead
I always knew I'd never be competitive as I don't give enough of a shit, so this was the better choice. Got a xMasOgu on a sneaky tenner as well.
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This has never happened to me before...
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please bless my run
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>>574489839
well maybe they shouldn't translate Christmas to Holidays in a game with voice acting where you can literally hear them say Christmas then
how can you even defend this
>heh nice 2000s era war on cucksmas narrative chud
kill yourself
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>>574490217
>long shot
that's really funny
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>Just lost to this
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>>574490217
but did it win
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>>574490304
>2 meta pace chasers and a debuffer
If you arent qualified already with this soulless shit you dont deserve it
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Digitan RAPE
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>>574490372
way funnier when you lose to her
>>574490391
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nkGlWtvi2Tw5VNhr-gs7a-up
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>pace promotion is ba--ACK
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>>574490387
Just move your furniturebro
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>>574490217
>under seven greens
nice brickey
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>>574490252
LINE reference
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>>574490337
Christmas in Japan is not religious. Christmas in Europe/America is. Proper translation of "Christmas" is "holidays"
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>>574490337
heh nice 2000s era war on cuckmas narrative chud
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>>574490252
ironic weeb DIE KILL YOURSELF NOW
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I just think she's neat.
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>just beat someone with higher speed stat by dueling
damn boy
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>>574490518
>Christmas in Europe/America is religious
wrong millennium bwo
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b finals it is
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>>574489743
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i want to pull on copano rickey but i know i don't have the patience to build good ones.
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>>574489917
>Taiki
I got lucky and pulled her with one of those three * Make Debut
>Oguri
At the time I started the game I didn't really care about any of the 3*s so I just went with the meta pick there
>Nishino
I used my carats there yeah, she's super cute.
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>>574489979
>wanting umas to talk like monkeys
Leave
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>>574490456
>giga soulless team
>ACK
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>>574490481
>>574490589
I googled it, why would I know anything about a Japanese social media app, I don't use social media at all.
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More Ulala win
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>TAKE MY MANA SWEEPY IKUYOOOOOOOOO
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LATE STARTS CAN'T STOP ME
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>>574490719
the only soulful not hyper cringe lolicon in here
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>>574487518
Yeah, of the paripi variety.
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>>574490705
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>>574490437
my taiki is always fav 9 and rudolf is an actual sprinter... so i don't know exactly what went wrong, maybe lack of more skills
i just need A finals until tachyon and light hello
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>first match is 5 wins
Are people sandbagging again?
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>>574490661
Do you just make up arguments in your head so that you can stay angry? I didn't say "do that", I said "it would be more accurate if they did that"
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OKino Cap
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bros i think i'm going to wind up in B finals for the first time since OG taurus
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>nishino FURAWAAAAAAAAA
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3/4/3/3 today
Feels nice
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>>574489979
yes, it's incredibly American. You don't realize because you're also American.
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>1/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
On one hand, A finals. On the other, I am now truly gambling for that Ms Victoria concert
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>>574490651
I haven't done a single career in over 2 months but I still pulled for rickey.
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i want to live in ritto dorm
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>>574490891
>first time since OG taurus
Goddamn you are shit at the game
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>>574490943
bbbbbbbaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeedddddd
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cute brat
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>>574490818
The skills are def lacking. Nishino especially should be an easy win since in addition to accel she has finishing speed built in via beeline burst, but yours just has very little mid race to actually ever get into position to pop off.
Congrats on qualifying though, I was (mostly) just shitposting. Good luck in finals!
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>>574490801
Sorry anon, I'm an ojiisan, I don't keep up with all your newfangled ways of communication. When I was young we watched anime in .avi files
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>>574490948
idgi
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>>574490943
mambro...
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>>574489743
Final match was a podium
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The better and Mambo Fukufag
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>>574490285
The flip side...
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if you use flower you must use her with sweepy and maya or else you are just a metafag
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>>574491107
a yaeno muteki trainer, neat
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>>574491079
shut up tranny
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>thought I lost by the nose
>I won
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>>574491141
I went 5 wins into back to back 2 win tickets and then finished on 5 wins agains yesterday. Just the variance you get with matchmaking.
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>>574491069
thank you, don't sweat it, i'll try to rebuild them just for the fun of it especially nishino and if nothing works at least sprints were fun with how absurd some races were
good luck to you too!
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1200 carats secured, this was all I wanted
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I'm ready to be raped
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>>574491073
>I'm an ojiisan
>When I was young we watched anime in .avi files
when I was young I was watching speed racer on vhs
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fuck your Sprint S
we dueling
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>>574491162
Both my Nishino and Maya are being carried by Curren-chan...
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>>574491162
Wedding Maya is meta though...
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Round 2 have been very weird for me since yesterday
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>>574491079
she wants to look like neicha because she is jealous of her or something idk brat things
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>>574491304
DOGAI DEIOOOO
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Why are you posting qualified pics? It's day 2. Did you not qualify yesterday...?
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WHAT AM I IN FOR
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>>574490818
no sprint s or 1300 speed no winney
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>>574491179
I hope she gets the Ms. Victoria
I hope I get Ms. Victoria in general
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>>574491304
sex
kill
sex
>>574491250
sex sex sex
>>574491375
sex
marry
kill
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I don't know what I do wrong, I regularly average 4 losses per set and if I get to group A it's through sheer luck. Everyone can shout at me that I'm bad at the game and building umas wrong but unless I understand HOW I'm building them wrong I'll never improve.
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>>574491375
at least the double dom didn't win
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>>574491379
i got sprint S on bad runs and semi decent stats but never 1300 speed or said S, unity runs are more reliable but i can't never crack 1300
thanks to u 2
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>>574491448
Probably just buying the wrong skills
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>>574491402
What did Maya do to you...
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it's that easy
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>>574491480
>4 way head finish
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pedophile is out in full force I see
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>>574491448
Would you benefit from a recorded playthrough
I know Nunity is about to end but
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>>574491542
love nishino pits
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for me it was robotech
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15/20 today for some reason, yesterday was 10/20 and I was despairing, now I think I might have a shot.
Taiki got 7, Oguri 5, Fuji 3
>>
I realized too late that I bought a brick gold skill on my taiki...
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>>574491505
well the nishino has almost 1300 so i'm guessing the bulk of the wins is there
also i don't see headon/neck and neck on the taiki but it could be down the list
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what a weird cm
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>>574490952
sprint CMs suck fat donkey dick
see me in a CM that requires actual skill to prepare for, such as dirt CMs
>>
ez
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>>574491684
burning spd?
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Funny stuff
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>>574491207
I guess that's the way the carrot crunches.
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>>574491784
AIIIIIEEE DOXXED
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>>574491784
why do shitters who can only put out low rank umas bother putting clan tags in their name
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yeah my oshi are oguri taiki flower
next cm my oshi xoguri and rickey will be so good too
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I don't think I got any /uma/ in my room this CM
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Why does my game keep crashing...
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>>574491887
you know, i haven't seen that comic around in a while
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>>574491724
the next dirt cm that actually needs skill is at the end of the year bwo
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>>574491687
yea she was a godsend i understand why anons say she's the easy mode of this CM
as for taiki i also borrowed pow daisca for neck & neck, i can't complain to taiki because she got 2 out of 3 wins that ticket, she was just unreliable (and i get why)
also now that i check yea her winrate could be better, round 2 demolished me
>>
is there a spark event where you can pick the blue spark
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>>574491448
Can't tell you without seeing your aces
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>>574491742
t-two brick gold skills...
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>>574491784
I won against a VF clan tag Oguri who trained theirs in MANT
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>>574491713
>Run two fronts that have Concentration
>Win
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>>574491684
mile maven bro...
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>>574491713
Sexy team bro
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>>574491523
She ruined his MANT run
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shut the FUCK up nigga im a true FLOWERSTAN i brought her to XOGNIGGER MEDIUMS so i WILL have the pass the use her in sprints
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It'll always be satisfying to see 564 activate unyielding then win
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>>574478237
AAAAAAAAAA I missed it
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>>574492024
I saw it this morning while I was queuing, must've been a sign.
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so what did we learn
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>>574492005
I'll put you in my room nonny
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>>574492250
looking forward to seeing your flower for next cm
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>>574492502
This game SUCKS
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I should just bring my Oshi every CM....I see, I've been blind. Time to repent
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I matched against someone who was in this club. I've never heard of this one before.
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>>574492502
that I need to fuck the "uh oh melty" faggot
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>>574492502
my bad aces are actually good and my god aces are actually bad
>>
Uh oh melty :3c
>>
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>>574491480
>hating on oshi double dom when you are running the most metacuck team
KYS
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>>574492534
YOOO NIGGA THATS NOT FAIR NOT COOL ;_;
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>>574492580
there are many 4chin clubs out there that's not /uma/
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>>574492580
>2ch2ch
whoa, powerful...
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>>574492643
She needs to commit to the bit when cosplaying Oguri
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>>574492580
I think it's russian /uma/
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>>574492643
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>574492580
It's a rusky club according to one of our bwos here inside their club
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>>574492643
Is that a Roppei cosplay or the real one?
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>>574492502
Japan needs AI to translate for their English audience
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wahey
STOP REQUESTING SASHES
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>>574488973
that's what my uma children will look like after I bleach their mom
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>>574492580
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/623504120
it has never been posted here either
>/Ruma/
it seems that there's a russian version of /uma/ around
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> Take Akebono guts to make parents
> Get Sixth Sense zero times since I'm not training guts
I need this gold dodging danger in a card that isn't guts
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Why can't we name our teams for team trials? I want to get on the star naming convention autism
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two princesses interacting
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>>574493032
But what about the princess reading this?
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>total WR : 52.5%
pretty good for a sprintslop
don't put me in whales room
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>>574493032
me on the right
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KAICHOU WE NEED TO ACCELERATE FASTER TO GET TSURU
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>>574493032
I'll take the autistic (endearing) one, McQueen can watch if she stays quiet
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>>574493126
>we need to accalerate faster
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
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>>574493126
Yes, give me my Oguri faster!
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>>574492502
wit was unironically not that important this cm
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>the Sweepy in our club keeps on requesting sashes
what is wrong with you
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>>574493087
>sprintslop
Is there literally a single track you people won't call "slop"?
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I've liked enough Maya x Nishino seducing Torena art on twitter to know where this is going!
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>>574493005
God I want to pump Teio full of my swimmers.
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>>574492912
get a personality
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>>574492303
Dang, I'm sorry. Don't worry about it being a big event or anything. It was just a silly variation among many silly variations we do on Saturdays, this time the little blurb story just had a special "spell" for anons to appear.
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>>574493343
your gyaru swimmers???
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>>574493334
they don't call it LongKINO for nothing
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>>574493334
dirtKINO
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>>574493315
I request Japan Cup sashes to motivate my ponies to do their fan runs
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>>574493334
I love youslop.
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It's really easy when you use your favorites
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>>574493446
fuck you Fuji I'm not giving you sashes besides MANT is over I don't need to run every G1
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>>574493392
being a contrarian is not a personality
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>>574493315
I'M NEVER STOPPING, IM EVEN GONNA REQUEST THE SASHES FOR THE NEW DIRT RACES
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>>574493334
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>>574493415
>yurislop
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Matched against HonseFun (trainer at the top)
We both lost
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Barely into chapter 2 and this woman took out my "alone on the school rooftop with a girl"-virginity.
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>>574493474
so true brother
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>>574493334
miles are the only good distance
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>>574489743
FINALLY A PODIUM
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I tricked 2 people into donating dirt sashes today.
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>>574493604
Deport her to Dubai
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>>574493701
why is she off center
aren't all scenes with just 1 uma supposed to have them in the center of the screen
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>>574493575
but Doto-san, then they won't have enough to even contribute...
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what if you lose the finals?
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>>574493474
>>574493703
forgot image
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>>574493914
I skip Ms. Victoria
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>>574493691
Based sexy team....
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>>574493719
AND ANOTHER ONE
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NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS AT RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM ON THE SHOP I CANT JUST NOT CLICK ON REDEEM ALL SAAR STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 TENNOSHO SPRING SASHES AT A TIME!!! (I OWN 200 OF THEM BTW)
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>>574493830
it's for the feng shui
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>>574492502
Sprint CMs aren't just RNG anymore
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>>574493830
The center of my screen was inauspicious
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humbled
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>>574493853
THAT'S THE POINT, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO REACH THEIR 10 DONATIONS A DAY THANKS TO ME
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>>574493914
brother i might not even make it to A finals
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shhhh
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umamusume is an oguri game
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>>574494041
why did Doto do it
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>>574493812
Tried to do this and it turns out the training contract we signed had a binding marriage clause in Dubai so now I have to go with her
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>>574494079
Is this the infamous rape scene?
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That's my Supreme Racist!
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Why is Sweepy doing the cool pose when she loses but the cute run with both arms raised when she wins?
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not enough uniques
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Why did they give Rickey a paizuri slave outfit but not a paizuri slave breast size?
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>>574489743
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Something to enjoy before the final comes to humble me.
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>>574493334
Miles are the only good distance
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4 3 4 3 good enough in my books
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>>574494248
>her recent poor form
Why are you using Commander Spe instead of base Spe?
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>>574489743
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FAT COW IN MY WAY
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>>574494290
>pitjob access
>medium breasts great as handles
>still large enough for paizuri
>fuckable shoes
You have no vision
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6 wins yesterday
7 wins today
1 win tomorrow
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final toll, 3-3-2-3 today.
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>>574494464
being into pitjobs and shoejobs is not a personality
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Trainer from Haythere at the bottom
I won
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>>574493659
>currenslop
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>>574494495
>67
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>>574494554
>c*rren
more like gaythere lole
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How do you know there are other anons in your lobby? Do you actually check each profile?
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>>574494173
just because teio is tied up and gagged and locked in a dark room and unable to escape doesn't mean it's rape
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Hello, Teio.
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>>574491304
>4/5 again
I think this is enough proof that I'm jobbing my finals
>>574494428
I trained base Spe for 3 days and couldn't get her to A/S sprint. I gave up and trained my other aces, then thought it would be funny if I trained a Supreme Racist and instantly got her to S the first attempt
Her unique actually procs perfectly this CM I'm surprised. I just lack more velo skills
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>>574494720
Her hands are out to catch my floppy.
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>>574494720
Speed owes me sex
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POST EM
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>>574494746
looks like a slop
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>>574495029
>looks
because it is
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Just had a lobby with 3 dedicated debuffers. Crazy that people think this is a winning strategy for sprint
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>>574494780
>Her unique actually procs perfectly this CM
You have been playing for maybe a year and you still don't know target speed during accel zone is useless? You are basically training an uma with literally 0 skills in her kit.
Meanwhile base Spe has a kino current speed ult and buffed In Body and Mind
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nexting jigging
https://jiggie.fun/EJGNtp
>https://jiggie.fun/EJGNtp
https://jiggie.fun/EJGNtp
>https://jiggie.fun/EJGNtp
https://jiggie.fun/EJGNtp
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She's neat, but if I had carats to spare earlier this month, I would have pulled for her just because this pose she does is great.
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There are so many bad fronts, that it's always a shock when a Suzu just stays in the front.
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>>574495027
Go kys
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The trainer 7 posts below this one is a retard.
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>>574495195
>You have been playing for maybe a year and you still don't know target speed during accel zone is useless?
Yeppers. I see it get proc'd by OYL and say "Splendid"
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7 and we are all retarded
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>>574495029
love this guys cute art
>>574495215 >>574495294
sex with speed
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30/65 triple front might not be working out for me
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>murdering everyone in CM with digitan
>murdered everyone in the last CM with digitan
>murdered everyone in the CM before that with digitan
i've realized the secret is running your oshi, if you don't you are doomed to job
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>>574490719
rice made her a lucky charm...
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>>574495414
She wins because she gets an early OYL not because her unique did something
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>>574495520
>Inari One and Oguri in the bg of creek's card

Huh, never noticed that. I legitimately keep forgetting Inari is the final leg of the trio since they pair Tamamo with oguri and creek so damn much
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how running sprint CMs feels like
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>>574495294
Sirius Body should be illegal, holy moly
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woman, you're a dirter on turf
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>>574495746
why is this bitch smiling like that
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it's so over
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>>574495693
>VF lost his bet
This guy thinks Mbappe is a good player kek
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Since this thread is ending, I don't want to be danchou anymore
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I feel like shit playing Open League.
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What's with the sloptuber screenshot reply bait? Are we that bored already?
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>>574495885
Danchou...
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>me thinking about the people or ireland
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>>574495974
>>574495974
>>574495974
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Reminder that Dirt umas are anal-coded
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>>574495902
>Open League
you are shit
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>>574477696
Once again thank you for the Kris Sex OP
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>>574496000
sex
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>>574493216
Perhaps she's lacking Restraint.
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>>574495902
Just do what I do. Not participate



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