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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Trackblazer
Current Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky

Current CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
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New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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Rice HATE
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wahey
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Mambo!
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I hate you all
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You've got 30k saved for her, right anon?
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>>574496043
go back to saying mun
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>>574495974
me after found 3-4/5 every match in round 1
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>>574496132
>glasses
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52/80
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I think Special Week is cool and I will not apologize for this
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>>574496132
not rolling for donkeys
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Share your knowledge!
Name your precious trainee and her favorite cookie flavor!
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Going into finals with a 70% winrate. Unfortunately this means I have a solid chance of winning and should expect to do well, which means I will inevitably be fucked by rng and get mad
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Okay, hold on. Can I get a scenario spark on an uma just on inspiration? If I get lucky enough can I actually transfer URA finale to a trainee that just did unity, for example?
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I'm really excited to see what reaction globalbabs will have to Ms.Victoria
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>>574496350
noppers
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>>574496368
wow you watched it on youtube congrats
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Well A finals is A finals, I'll take it
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>>574496194
kino team
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nooo! my "mountain date with a girl"-virginity
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>12/20, 13/20, 9/20 (one ticket being a 5-0)
>1-4. 2-3, 3-2, 3-2
43/80, checked what I had in Capricorn and it turned out to be the same winrate, funny. I did win finals for that one, I'll soon see if history repeats and if Shiraoki-sama deems me worthy of Ms. Victoria for this one.
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Thank you to those that joined the Saturday Showdown club race! Sweepy has promised not to cast any more midnight spells. . .for a while. . .
Cheers!
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>>574495974
bouncing silly symboli on my cock like an onahole
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>>574496412
i can sense your seething through the screen lol
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>4-1
>3-2
>4-1
>2-3
82.5% wr this might legit be better than my last cm
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What is an optimal generic parent? Which pinks are good to have?
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what is Star Blossom even about
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>>574496784
Turf oguri
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>>574496787
suffering
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>>574496759
66% winrate surely I can luckshit late win
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>>574496746
yeah i bet he's so mad haha
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>>574496787
Sakura Laurel misery porn
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>>574496759
77.5%**** THE CALCIULATPOR WAS RONG

>>574496859
yep easy wins
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I see...
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Do not sniff your trainee's panties.
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>>574496784
Mile and medium are the most common race types, otherwise just turf. Oguri will always be good on backliners (and pace usually), Seiun Sky (almost) always good on fronts.
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>chinese hacks
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>>574496746
You will never ever play JP like stegochad is
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>>574496787
everything except a good story
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ANCHOR POST EM
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>>574497005
i'm not the ntr poster meltynonny
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>>574496787
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>>574497045
>>574496859
>>574496759
>>574496593
>>574496439
>>574496332
>>574496194
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>>574496787
idk i just skip the the bananahyde chapters
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>>574495974
Yada, I'll do my runs during weaker Eurohours
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76.25%. Gonna get fuck by RNG in final
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>>574496934
By that you mean 3* on either medium/mile and then a 3* turf spark, yes? Assuming I'm using the parent to train an uma that already has A on these

Asking because while looping I got 3*Long and 3* Turf, and wanna know how to optimize it some. Not on oguri though, so no badonken unique.
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blondes
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>>574497110
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>>574496926
My trainee keeps trying to force me to do it though and it makes me uncomfortable
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>>574497096
I'm sure you aren't
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>>574496667
>check
>I placed
Not a win but WE TAKE THOSE!!!!
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>>574496787
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>>574497096
STOP SAYING NONNYYY FSDKFJHWAEUIF
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>>574497173
glad we agree on that
you are still seething :3
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hi
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>>574496246
Kawakami Princess would either eat some sort of shitty mass-produced prepackaged cookie that they sell as part of a PuriFai cooking toy set or she'd insist on only eating cookies made from scratch using a recipe she saw on the PuriFai website because she just finished watching Kirakira PuriFai Alamode.
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>>574496759
>Kitasan
What the fuck. Hidden tech?
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>>574496759
congrats~
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>>574497242
YWNBLSG
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>>574497231
fine motion would say nonny
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SEX SEXO SEX
Shit, I think Torumae heard me
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I forget that Tazuna is allowed to leave her station now and I get weirded out when she does.
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>>574497045
Buhi
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>>574497296
don't be disingenuous
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>>574497243
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>>574497278
umama is just a kitasan autist
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>>574497194
Good job! The competition was fierce, you slew many a clubby
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>>574496132
Maybe if she lost the glasses, got a new hairstyle, and started to dress like a cute teen instead.
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>58% total WR
The metaphorical glass is more full than empty :)
It'll be fine!
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Why don't we also add the Next thread to the OP too instead of just the Previous. It would make finding it easier
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>>574497113
Funny how the manga gets good when it’s not focused on Laurel
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>>574496787
odds rice suffers a super detailed compound fracture
evens rice is safe somehow
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>>574497479
You're so lost anon... no amount of heroism can reach those who abandon all taste...
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>>574497045
Day 1: 3/3/2/3
Day 2: 5/4/5/3
Day 3: 3/3/2/3
Day 4: 3/5/4/2
Flower ate most of the wins today...
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got plapped hard, Karen doing her best to keep the team over 50% WR
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>>574497045
>54/80
Maya did not age well for Round 2, but at least Nishino got better
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>>574496132
I would never forgive myself if I fail to get this semen demon
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>>574497045
Over 100%
I already won
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If you brought any of the following umas to CM
>Taiki
>Oguri
>Nishino
>Curren
>Mayano Top Gun (forma de novia)
>Runaway Suzuka
>Any dominator
You didn't win and need to kill yourself IMMEDIATELY
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>>574497139
Nah I mostly just meant mile/medium/turf as a pink are the most generic ones. I dont really know how you would optimize the final parent for lazymaxing. With auto coming up I'd personally focus on having good GPs and just making parents with those with auto and spark reroll for whatever cm you are prepping for. In that case the gp spark matters less since the parent pink has a better chance of being inherited.
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>>574497406
people shit on him but he's actually an oshigamer compared to "some" people
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>>574497278
fronts in general are literally free real estate so it's hard for them not to perform well

>>574497289
thank youuuu
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>>574497961
I brought them and didn't win anyway
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>>574497961
post team
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>just want to build turf/sprint parents for rickey
>get all these 3* blues and garbo pinks
AIIIIIIIIIEEEE
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>>574496759
Congrats!
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>>574497961
>Mayano Top Gun
Still seething I see
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>>574497982
he could have been considered among the greats of this general like nyo and a and oberon, but just that one afternoon of lobbies spawned probably the highest schizo count in the thread for 1 person.
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>>574497852
FUCK karen
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>>574497630
hurray
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>No one even comes close
So cool...
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>>574498156
don't mind if I do, you copycat demon
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>574498150
I have no idea who any of those people are
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>>574498220
Ricchan...
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>>574497982
I think its hilarious u kids talking about umama. u wouldnt say this stuff to her at cm, shes jacked. not only that but she wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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>>574498272
why is she naked
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>>574498220
I'm in your walls Ricchan
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I love how, if you fail a training, she insists on continuing to train because she'll fall behind if she doesn't, and if you let her she does some light training, realizes the injury is still too much, and looks at you like this after getting double mood down, -10 on 3 stats, and a debuff.
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>>574496246
tachyon would eat crackers and complain they're not sweet enough only to ask for chocolate flavored cookies
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V do your thing
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if you're not known in the thread for your oshi you're doing it wrong
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Curren haters have ONE joke
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I love Rice
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>>574498276
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>>574497045
mayano
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>>574497961
I’m SOVL…
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if you're not known in the thread for your oshi you're a normal person on 4chan
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>>574498473
go to reddit if you want to be an eceleb
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>>574498370
that's what happens in the 2nd option of every high failure rate training failure
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>races over
>no event
>10/10 club shoes delivered
what now
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You guys pulled for Rickey, right?
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>>574498489
Curren and Gold City walk into a bar, the bartender says to them "get the fuck out of here you WHORES"
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>>574498623
make some Rickey parents
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>>574496368
I did my best in raising my umas, but piggies are just that good and rng balls didnt go my way.
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>>574498489
How can we only have one joke when she has at minimum 3 holes?
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>>574498640
whoever posted her dance webm convinced me. is it even in the game yet?
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>>574498489
it's not a joke
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>>574498640
I do! or else I wouldn't have thiiiiis
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>>574498510
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>>574497045
overall i'm satisfied but i'm still going to seethe when i lose the finals to a taiki/oguri/nishino team
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rickey rickey! account brickey!
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>>574498640
I gave her 10 rolls
it didn't work out
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>>574495974
Join Haythere!
A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.
Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>574498718
DID*

>>574498698
yep! and she even has TWO
fun career too at least for me as a first-time dirt reader
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>>574498489
Joke?
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>>574498667
if you look like this, DM me
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>>574498150
who cares what some retards who don't even join lobbies say
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>>574498896
me
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It's time to do the hardest decision in your entire life, this decision will change generations
.
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Left or Right?
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>>574498963
>tomboy
No
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>>574498150
I miss /ourguy/ Oberon. The greatest /uma/ player we got.
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>>574498640
yeah
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>>574499019
V please
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made it to A finals and Hishi got some wins!!
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62/80
77.5% wr before finals
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>>574497045
Day 1: 3/4/3/4
Day 2: 5/5/5/3
Day 3: 4/4/4/2
Day 4: 1/3/3/2
55/80 overall

Record amount of random ass fronts today making it harder for Suzuka to get her win con.
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>>574498595
I just wanted an excuse to post that expression.
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>>574499019
Umama defeated Rae and VF thoughever
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Would it be stupid to pull for halloween digitan if I already have the original?
Her halloween outfit is really cute...
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>>574498473
Nobody oshis boring characters like Kitasan or Narita Top Road. Trannies just latch on to them because they're popular among secondaries.
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>>574499032
>7 3 stars
>only 3 new
BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>574499131
I thought he lost the cm where he beat rae albeit
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>>574499131
Umama did not beat VF thougheverbeit
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> Haven't been cleaning that no longer log in from my followers
Ah
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>>574499131
>neet who never leaves their room won a video game
okay?
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Why is Star Blossom misery porn now?
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>>574499154
the only umas worth pulling are the ones you like
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>>574497985
Making me want to try cooking up a last minute Falcon...
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>>574499240
>now?
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>>574499131
actually it was V who defeated VF
there is also another umanko member who mogged seriru
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>>574499240
For the star to blossom, the light must blind those who gaze upon it
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>>574499238
Looks worse for them who make money from it imo
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>>574499306
>actually it was V who defeated VF
no proof btw
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>>574499320
this is a gambling game sometimes you just lose because the game says you do
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>>574499190
Pathetic
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>>574499276
Meta > Waifus
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>>574499240
It goes out of its way to show characters suffering instead of just telling a coherent story
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Sure sure, it's Open, but I'm still happy.
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>>574499306
V barely defeated obesity
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>>574499337
your proof of umama doing it?
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>>574499240
>now
Did we read the same thing anon?
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why is rickey so big
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>>574499405
What story should they be telling?
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>>574499426
This is rape
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>>574499490
She's full of love for the children.
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>>574499154
>last straight ult requiring you to be fourth or above
>both a target speed boost and decreases speed of two umas in front of you and two umas behind you
what an evil uma. but she seems fun, give her some accels and she's set.
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>>574499446
V please. He's your clubmate now
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>>574499545
No it's masturbation
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>>574499131
>>574499207
>>574499306
>it's real >>573015832
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neggts jiggts
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
>https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
>https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
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>>574497045
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>>574499531
the great rapening of '000
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>>574499154
Why would that be stupid? If she's your Oshi and you love her, then pull for her. I already got Tama + Inari and I'm already prepared to blow my Carats for them.
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>>574499426
Who's the horse, I know who the plush is but I can't tell who the horse itself is.
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>>574499582
>everyone who argues with me is V
take your meds sister
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>>574499019
Why did he quit
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>>574499612
>Hide name
Stolen valor
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>>574499667
Funny that's just the thing V would say
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>>574499667
umama...
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>>574499612
That's a practice room and not during CM?
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Make umas more feminine
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>>574499531
I signed up for a chronological tale focused on Sakura Laurel featuring her 2-3 dumbass friends, so getting that would be great
Instead I'm getting random jump cuts to 4 different Bakushin races, Stego keeps showing up, and I got a three year flashforward to Suzuka fucking dying to give a literallywho closure to an arc no one cares about
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>>574497765
Why is the emperor censored?
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Dig here, Windy!
*unzips pants*
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>>574499612
IM SORRY FOR TALKING SHIT UMAMA
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>>574499728
you seem to know a lot about V
she is not going to fuck you
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Hi there, I have a question about current CM and Bakushin. Here are three builds I tried for CM, first one is a pace chacer, two others are front runners. Of cource, I wasn't able to win any single race so far, but that's not the ting, but that every single race, no matter which Bakusin I'm using, she always runs the last from the beginning. I thought it was because I'm using her as pace chacer, but no, she is not able to get to the front at the begining of the race even when she is a single front runner and has a great mood. And always, every single race - she finishes the last one. I do not understand what the heck is happening about her, it feels like some jinx. Am I not undarstand something about how game works?
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>it's the "V is jealous of other posters" episode in /uma/
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V is shitposting and falseflagging so hard here
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>>574499006
>Tranny reply
No
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why do all 5 CM matches get matchmade at once now? Rigging?
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>>574499820
>she
V is an hyper obese man
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>>574499658
some retired horse in australia
https://x.com/lunarandsunny/status/2078499909247115608
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>>574499823
You need groundwork. Concentration would be good but it's difficult to get, early lead is a good addition on top of groudnwork and a groundwork trigger but it's very weak alone, doesn't last long enouogh.
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Who the fuck are you talking about
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>>574499612
that's my boy!!!!!!!!
charismatic fun cute and good at gaymes
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>>574499823
Where's your groundwork? Every pace chaser has it and not even PDM will stop them from cuck your Bakushin
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>>574499612
V got mogged...
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please stop posting rickey i need to save my carats for tachyon/hello
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This is probably the work of Lemon to slander his ex
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>>574499776
They're there to break everyone's legs, which some may consider unethical. I am protecting their identity so they do not face retaliation.
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why are people talking about V when Umama is way more fun and cuter and is in this thread right now?
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>>574499823
bro wtf are all these recoveries
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>>574500138
I think he killed himself last night
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>>574499240
>the Hanshin region suffers a 6.9 earthquake in January
>Mavechin almost dies and suffers many fractures
>Rice explodes
>Sakura Laurel suffers a fracture and spends almost a year recovering
1995 was just a bad year and the main character happens to be affected by it
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>>574499612
>Practice room
Doesnt count
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>>574500079
We don't roll for pedos
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>>574500138
He's too much of a bottom to do any slander he's the cute thread pet
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>>574500216
Brown hands typed this
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Finals will be better
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>>574500261
That's a boy
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>>574500036
>>574499978
I just wasn't able to get any groundwork. The point is that I'm using Curren Chan and King Halo, they do not have any grounwork either, but they do not show that awfull performance as Bakushin.
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Danchou get ready to suck me off
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>>574500340
Go to /umajp/ bwo
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>>574496132
No, but I'm saving. She's only coming in a couple months so I'll have enough
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>>574500340
>>573648018
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>>574500340
eeeewwwwww
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>>574500231
I am NOT a PET!
and DEFINITELY NOT A BOTTOM!!!
AHHH
Ahhh
Yess
more...
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>>574500356
A sexy boy
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>>574500340
why steal images from twitter again V
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>>574500178
I thought she is so bad because she lose her stamina. I saw other players having recoveries on Bakushin an they didn't perform that bad.
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>>574500582
Nyo
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>actual possibility I don’t get a single win in group a and miss finals altogether
>daily free scout.

T-thanks for the pity
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it's just a picture with funny Falco face
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>>574500340
HOEH ARIGATOU
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>>574500604
Immediately stop listening to any retard talking about recovery skills for a sprint CM.
The point of CM is building dedicated to a specific race.
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>>574500647
Yes
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>>574500657
Noooo, with sprint being as variable as it is, there's no way a torena should hit Group C. You got this!
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>>574500554
*pokes you*
What are you gonna do about it little guy?
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>>574500657
Believe hard desu
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>>574500582
>>574500784
Bamboo Memory more like Bamboo Fem for (Me)
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>>574500657
I havent pulled a card with carats since Creek and Tazuna banners, no way you'll do worse than me who got 3/20 in day 1 round 2 during NA hours.
Gambatte
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>>574497045
Barely squeaked in into A finals with emergency Taiki that I started training during round 2.
4 win card, 2 wins from taiki and win from Suzuka and Maru. Rest of the card went 2-3-2. I knew triple front is a very bad comp for this CM, but I was too stubborn.

Probably my worst perfomance up to date in CMs, but I was burnt out and did bare minimum, so I should be glad I'm in A finals at all. Now I'm in comfy dirt parent looping circle of hell.
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This is the best win rate I have ever got in a CM, I have won 0 CMs in mant too. Which means I will miserably lose to an S+ bakushin isnt it?
I don't even understand why my umas win so much
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>>574500340
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>>574501181
to be fair, I sdon't know any other umadols so I guess she WOULD be the cutest by default
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will the agp posters return for 1.5 anni? I miss them
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hello motherfuckers
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>>574498698
I think you have to wait until L'Arc for this one

>>574501372
Ask again during euro hours
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>>574499560
she'll be even bigger when she's full of my children
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is it safe to queue?
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>>574500860
Your weiner better be washed and clean..
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>>574501424
god I love fucking hot moms
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>>574501424
hello yes I am a literal mother fucker
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>>574497045
Every victory from my two wives was sweet but Oguri absolutely carried me into A finals
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>>574501487
yes, I got 16/20 just now
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>>574500554
>>574501491
stop skinwalking him
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>>574501491
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HALU ULALA GAMBALIMASU
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>Get ghosted by someone I really liked a week ago
>Since then have been getting flirted with irl out of nowhere
Why does this happen?
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>>574499823
Here are two other Umas i'm using for CM for comparison. They newer was as bad as Bakushin, both of them even had a 2-nd place, while Bakushin is always the last.

>>574500739
Ok. I just saw such Bakushins during this CM, and they didn't perform that bad.
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>>574497045
>building sprinter gold city and rudolf in MANT
>aoharu drops
>youtubers say dont get fomo, MANT still better
>ok no fomo
>finish my aces, do rooms
>aoharu rapes everything everytime
>hard pivot 2 days before CM
>sprint rudolf and city are impossible in aoharu
>have to rush curren and tit monster with shit parents
>still somehow sneak into A finals
I don't even want to queue today, that curren is so shit she has double circle competitive spirit and outer post proficiency
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>>574501589
skinwalking is healing this general
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>>574501572
are you f2p?
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>>574501491
Its not and you won't care. Sweep tosho wouldn't
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>>574501763
yes, I only have mlb kitasan and finemo
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>>574501763
...mmm yes
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>>574501181
falco
>cute, appears in tv shows
>knowledgeable
>funny
>round and cheerful
curren
>never appears in tv shows
>sells access to her private umastan
>hooks up with fans
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>>574501853
sex sex sex sex
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>>574501924
I am literally Curren Chan
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I'm p2w but without the winning part
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>>574501763
there is no difference between f2p and someone who's spent like $200 so far
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>>574502024
same
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>>574502005
No time for ERP, we need to win CM finals.
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Sex with boyumas
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I want another uma ticket
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>>574502208
me and him
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>two more days until finals
now what
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What's the /uma/ poster hall of fame?
>V
>Umama
>Allen
>Lemon
>Nyo...
>Oberon
>Ralkos
>4rze
>Aelred
>Kaite
>a
>Ra
>Totopo
>Ryanxwobin
>Neth
Who else am I missing?
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>>574502239
WHO
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>>574502286
why is V the top 1 umadol?
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>>574502291
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>>574502265
my bro would never... let me record that
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>>574502286
I have no idea who is 75% of this list. You're just posting whoever you see in test rooms aren't you?
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>>574502286
>fame
>V
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>>574502286
>Oberon
He brought 2 debuffers last CM and queued into me I say you knock him off the list
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>>574502208
Me on the right, my cute pet tomboy who's embarrassed to be seen next to me on the left.
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>>574502286
half of these g*ys do not post though
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>>574502432
Half those guys don't join rooms or don't play anymore.
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>>574500554
WHAT IS THIS
IMPOSTER
SKINWALKER
DEMON
VILE VIOLATING VILLAIN
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>>574502286
horsemeat
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I just saw someone winning tiah 2 doms and taiki, It feels so disguting to lose against these, to think its gonna become the norm just hurts
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Is it true that Lemon is clubless because he's too shy to join Umamas club but also doesn't wanna join a different club?
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I told my trainee to enjoy summer break with their family and she said I was the closest thing she had to a family, is she ok?
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>>574502552
just autistic
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>>574502420
I wish...
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>>574496132
Hell naw, her design sucks.
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>>574502420
what the helly
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>>574502552
He's joining mambo soon actually
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>>574497045
We shouldn't have made it to A finals, but here we are (triple late btw).
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>>574502485
A person does not have to be active to be in the HOF.
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>>574502552
Lemon joined a random club since they were going broke.
t. Lemonadestan
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>>574502286
autis/uma/ danchou, aka Ryanfag
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>>574502502
who is this fugly banshee
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>>574502635
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>>574502395
he made the list
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>>574502889
Not everyone is V
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I LOVE HESISTANT PACE CHASERS
I LOVE HESISTANT PACE CHASERS
I'LL MAKE ANOTHER ACE WITH ONE MORE SO THERE'S 3 SOON
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>>574502919
when the posts get mass deleted it appears as if that's the case
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>>574502958
nee-sans are NOT erotic
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>training an uma for the finals
>this happens
I don't even know what to say
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>>574503018
i'm V btw
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Trainer-san didn't enter the CM or even do a career
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>>574502882
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>>574499978
>>574500036
>Every pace chaser has it
Um.. another question, isn't that slkill is more like for the front runners? Or is it has something specific for Bakushin?
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>>574503165
Im surprised this CM is 100% participation in my club due to Miss Victoria
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>>574503142
sorry for your 3rd place
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>>574503239
?
why would anyone skip cm?
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Is today round 2 day 2 or day 1
I can't keep track anymore
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>>574503410
retard
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Brian, I'm begging you, enter the BEAST MODE, show your inner WOLF and DOMINATE the finals so that i can call you my Ms Victoria
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>>574503345
In the middle of flatlining and burnout or just extremely busy
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In High Spirits is fucking broken
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>>574503441
Instructions unclear, will job to Air Groove.
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>>574503239
Wait what? This is the first Victoria CM? I thought we were a few CMs away. I half assed my entire team
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>>574502286
There's that one anon's mom that oshi games with BNW and is better at the game than half the thread
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>>574502127
their persecution complex is too strong to accept that reality
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>>574503438
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>>574503532
I was surprised by that info as well when it was posted here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOeBte28eWI
>Song is literally about her refusing to turn
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rate day 4 of cm16
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>>574503765
EVERYTHING HURTS
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>>574503765
e-ehehehe...
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>>574503532
>he failed his umamusume
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>>574503532
You better pray for your Umas
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>>574503765
It's day 4?! This has to be a gaslight
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>>574503765
don't wanna
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>>574498876
You guys still recruiting? I'm considering leaving my old club for an /uma/ club
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>>574503913
if you leave your club now you won't get gibs for this month
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>>574503913
Their recruitment has been ongoing for months
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>>574503532
What's a Victoria CM
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>>574504007
Wait seriously?
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>>574504053
you can only switch clubs within the first 14 days of the month to be able to get gibs, because you need to be at least 14 days in a club to be eligible for gibs
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>>574504047
the winning concert at the end your umas are forced to be backup dancers in if they lose
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i might as well as fucking run MANT since I can't finish a fucking support event in unity anymore, i'm bringing 2 ssr's for fucks sake and i can barely ever finish one
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>>574504156
Shit okay, I guess I'll join next month then
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>>574502286
remove me from this list thank you in advance
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>>574502286
Wait, this is just the DNI list...
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>>574504284
Will do, which one are you
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hey
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>>574504383
V
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>>574503231
For this CM, pace chasers have a stronger selection of accels than fronts, and the meta ones like Taiki and Nishino are fighting for 3rd and 4th to launch on the final corner. Groundwork is good for pace here because you're likely running into 6+ pace rooms, and any launch accel you get will give you an advantage over those that don't have it.
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>>574503765
I met and destroyed an /uma/hjonger
I think this is my first time finding an /uma/dacchi
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>>574504047
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO
DOKOMA DEMO
HIRAKA KETA MIRAI WA MOU
KONO TE ETO
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>>574502286
Meiya should be added to the list
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>>574503913
Yes.
There is a good chance we will be recruiting next month too, right now every time someone new joins I kick one flatliner. Hopefully I would stop doing this once auto farm is released.
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Shitter hours
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>>574504383
Lemon
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>>574504443
oh then no
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>>574504383
Aelred
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>>574503765
I qualified on one ticket yesterday. Then I "qualified" on two tickets today, so I feel better that it wasn't a complete fluke even though
>sprint
but I saw some more variety, I even lost to two Ardans so I didn't mind, 7/10.
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>>574504418
She's right, but the second you step over that line, even if it's just fwb, you can't turn back the clock, it's forever now
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>oguri duels and pulses from 7L behind
if losing, win.
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holy shit 5 podiums
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>>574504795
god I wish that was me so bad.
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>>574504795
uhhh
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>>574504795
getting your trainee pregnant is every trainers right
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>>574504795
HOLY
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>>574504795
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>>574504795
Zamn
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Meidos sure work quick when it's fun posting but anything else nooooo...
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the jigger signal is lit, send the jiggers
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
>https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
>https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
https://jiggie.fun/w5J4KL
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>>574504827
uhhhhhh which one
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BING BING BING BING
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>dozen (You)s for a porn pic posted for the #9001 time
It's just that easy huh
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The CM is miserable sprintslop, I had to bench my oshi, and my WR sucks, but at least I got Ms. Victoria.
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>>574504924
NSFW is easy to nuke as a meido because it's NSFW. It's harder if you're not familiar with the source material of the thread to know what's a shitpost or not.
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>>574505012
It's more porn for me to save
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>he thinks it was a tranny mod and not a self delete
newfags... heh
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>>574505016
>I had to bench my oshi
>on the Ms Victoria CM
anon why are you like this it hurts reading your post
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>>574505012
Yeah if you don't mind the three day you can just get the dopamine hit whenever you want.
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>>574504993
you know
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>>574505012
let's see you post some porn then big guy. surely you're not scared of getting a 3 day vacation right?
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what's up with Air Groove's career being rigged to throw 10 mood downs at you in senior year
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>>574505204
Ulala wouldn't do this
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>>574505204
My problem is the captcha. It's annoying as hell, more effective than the ban itself
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You're advancing to A finals, right? No one here is a B peasant?
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>>574505297
I would though
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>>574505204
Nobody has ever not evaded a 3 day ban on 4chan
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>>574505140
cute slut
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>>574504924
yesterday taiki shuttle porn stayed up 2+ hours so you just have to post good stuff
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Is it a good translation?

雨に風 荒くれて
>When the wind and rain were blocking my path,
自分さえ見えなくて
>I couldn't see who I truly am
あの時の 眼差しよ
>The fire in those eyes never died
そのまま突き進め
>You forged ahead, and never looked back
涙超えて疾りきった先に
>Through storms of tears, I bolted forth if only just to seize-
あまねく勝利
>Dominance of the scene
嘗てない時代
>An era of your making
その中心に立ってる(立ってた)私
>Everything that I could have dreamed (belonged to me) belongs to me!
響かせようよ凱歌を
>All shall hear the song of victory
どこまでも Ah
>Ever echoing... Ah!
遮る物のない地平へ
>My tale will go on beyond the horizon
開かれた未来はもう
>Witness now a new path opening
揺るぎのない Place
>A brand new stage unwavering
天上天下そう讃(たた)えてる
>Got heaven and hell alike singin' my name
I've got pride and dreams
>I've got pride and dreams
さあ、笑顔を見せて
>To see you smiling in awe
刻まれたんだ
>And I've made my mark upon
My history, my victory!
>My history! My victory!
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>>574505336
Open A finals is still A finals
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>>574505425
Shan't read this, it's bad luck before finals
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>>574505417
it's hilarious that post stayed up all night considering it was a V post
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>>574504202
As someone who kept running MANT since the big patch, it's the exact same bullshit of unfinished chains there too. Even borrowing Throne didn't stop Fine Motion or Bakushin from starting their chains in senior fall.
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>>574505279
Pregnant women go through many bodily changes that affect physiological and psychological conditions, fluctuations in mood are a given during this period
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>>574505425
If it's an official translation it's bad, if it's a fan translation check if the translator has pronouns in their bio, if there are pronouns it's bad if there aren't any it's good
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Yellow Falco soon
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>>574505094
I trained her first and in my early testing she dominated. Then when I retested with the debuffers she was absolutely floundering and often finished behind Rudolf. When I looked closer I realized that she needed to jump through an unreasonable amount of hoops to even function, and she had just been insanely lucky in the early testing. Half the time the pace chasers would just abduct her out the gate. I'm not putting her through an 81 round humiliation ritual just because I'm too proud to take off her completionist banner for a few days.
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>>574505371
slutty for you
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>>574505648
Round Falco when?
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>>574505750
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Did
Did I just dream of getting raped by goldship, wake up, get mauled by a demon as I tried to shoot it, then actually wake up
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>>574505016
You could've gotten Ms.Victoria in B.
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>>574505874
mmmh~
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Mant is over, I have 90k carats saved, and I made it to A finals, but I have no choice but to quit this game today, because of how this game worsens my mental health: I cannot handle the fact that my trainees are Iéśbīáń anymore. All I ever wanted was an uma wife that would like me. I should have never been born.
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>>574505874
...should we go?
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>>574505648
why anybody would roll for this Rickey humiliation ritual horse that can't escape to Turf is beyond me
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I knew this would pay off
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>>574505425
Fairly decent, at least from a sing-abilty standpoint. Umapyoi in English felt a lot worse.
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>>574505891
To fight against the trickster spirit is to fight against forces beyond your understanding
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>>574505816
Round Falco is Year4 soooo
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>>574505983
Grats I guess, but I don't think I've seen a front win in the 70 races I've done.
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>>574497045
I got raped 10/20 today though Suzuka won 8 times. Mostly because my paces wouldn't stop shitting the bed
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>>574497045
oguri cap game
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>>574497045
i am ready to job.
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>>574505969
yup......
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>>574506187
She's not there to win but to prevent my GW paces from slowing down early race.
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>>574504915
This is my favorite porn reaction pic.
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fags
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Japanese salarymen are cowards.
Imagine the potential.
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>>574506452
Orenji
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>>574506591
Chiyo when she sees me piping Maru in the parking lot
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I rolled for Copano Rickey 50 times and all I got was Tamamo Cross who has spooked me 3 other times already
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>>574506598
The game thrived because it doesn't cater to disgusting fetishes created by coping losers that could never score a conventionally attractive woman
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>>574506734
>I rolled for Copano Rickey 50 times
Well there's your problem.
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>>574506598
now I understand how they can easily rape their trainers
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>>574506734
>Tamamo Cross who has spooked me 3 other times already
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What kinda crack is tazuna smoking and/or kinda hellish lobby did i queue into that scarlet in a great mood is 8th favorite?
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Stellar Top Gun wins 1st race (2YO maiden) at Hakodate
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>>574506942
mambro...
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>>574506942
She's just Impeccable, not even a Witness to Legend
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>Already got in yesterday
>"alright time to fuck around"
>swap out deboofer for 3rd ace curren that I got from my first run with her this CM
>wr improves very very drastically
>sweeps and podiums galore
I'm so sorry curren chan I should have known that with you spooking me into 5 star you'd have been good. I'm thoroughly anti-debooferpilled again
Top cun is still my ms victoria bias though
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Moon Beryl wins 1st race (2YO maiden) at Fukushima
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kingu? love
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>>574507175
WOODCOCK
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I'm sorry but how the fuck are you guys not getting at least 4 wins in group A? Are you trying to use rice shower or something equally terrible?
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Bunny Rabbit wins 1st race (3YO+ Jump maiden) at Kokura
He is owned by Mr. John Cygames himself, Susumu Fujita
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>>574507296
melvin ass post
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>>574506858
Insightful. I will look forward to the release of the next For (You) Mare to bring in millions
>but stall-
Is she, though?
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Mischev Marianne wins 2nd race (2YO maiden) at Hakodate
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>>574507296
the flow of qi was not in my favor today
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>>574507519
Sorry it was a 3YO maiden not 2YO maiden
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>>574507519
Daiwa Major grandkids really pulling through this weekend
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>>574507296
>4 wins in a sprintslop casino
I'm not going to pretend that I have a great team or anything, but no one is hitting that level of consistency when a couple of good wit checks can put a random debuffer in first place.
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>>574507296
I don't spend money on microtransactions
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Honorable Aces or Dishonorable Debuffs for the next CM
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Guys, is there a way to get more TP besides events? I'm finally having fun again with Unity but my TP reserve is getting dire
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>>574507775
hmmm nyo
you can pay for it
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>>574507761
>Hogslop CM
Dishonorable debuffs for me.
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>>574507775
Bwo your TP 30 and Valentine's Chocolate...
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>>574507761
I'm probably gonna do 2 aces + deboof
or just not care because it's hogslop. I'll likely need to churn out clanker parents and fix my TT team
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Are you guys my umadacchis
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>>574507707
Sprint is the most consistent CM we had lately. Everybody is getting 15+/20 Rounds
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Newfag here, is there a site that lists each trainee's sexual orientation?
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>>574507707
Skill issue
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Claire Noa wins 2nd race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
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>>574507975
No, I'm not a cutie
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>>574507975
yeah I'd call you my umadaccher
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>>574508010
>trainee's sexual orientation?
they're girls, anon.
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>>574508092
Yes?
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>>574507775
One tenpull = 150 careers
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>>574507905
>Using the Valentine's chocolates
Pic

>>574507993
Neigha I had 6 wins yesterday and 11 today. My End C debuffer Rudolf has finished second. Sprintslop is a complete clown show and that's why we barely ever get it.

>>574508010
They're females in a waifu game, that makes them all bisexual.
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>>574508092
It's bait from the usual guy anon
You can tell just by the topic of the question
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>>574507775
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Does the JBC Classic keep changing or am I a schizo
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>>574508324
I'm allergic to this image, please delete
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>>574508370
Yes, the course is random
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which uma will get Ms. Victoria main vocal/center?
the one at the 1st slot when you register your team or the one that won the race?
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>>574508370
The track is random on JBCs for some reason.
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>>574508324
>10 carats = 30 TP = 1 career
>10 carats = 1 clock
One of these is horribly overpriced
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>>574508370
It's intended
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>>574508263
I think you're just bad and are getting matched in weaker lobbies. No offense at all, sprintslop is pretty inconsistent, but there is no way debuffers should finish anywhere near podium unless yours is a hybrid
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I wanna go to Ikea with Rickey
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>>574508263
Fuck you zoomers for making bisexuality the default
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>>574508426
Don't you just get it for everyone?
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>>574507775
Newfags will never understand what it felt like to have infinite refreshes back when we had 2x career rewards. I don't even think majority of the players realized it's the infinite refresh event, because I saw some anons only talking about it when the event was ending lmao.
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>>574508426
The placement in concerts after a race is decided by finishing order in the race
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>>574508263
Were they not prepared with the hope you would taste the love for their trainer that they put within? Do you deny the care upon which they used to secure it within a bespoke container for your eyes only? Why do you wish for their hard work to do go waste? I pray you are struck down, lest I be destroyed by your vileness
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>>574508426
The one your opponent is using
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>>574508528
I put velocity skills on her because I didn't really know any better (first time using a debuff team) so I guess technically she is a really bad hybrid.

>>574508565
The game devs who normalized it are millenials though.
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>>574508572
i mean for when we win CM
>>574508613
thanks
>>574508683
uhh... thanks
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>>574500841
>>574500972
>>574501093
Last ticket and Fuji Kiseki started princess carrying me to finals
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>>574508596
well they should have launched auto with that event
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>>574497045
3/4/3/3 today, 48/80 overall.
Honestly? This CM was a fuckton of fun. Competition was brutal but it was completely fair.
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Hakusan Tedorigawa wins 2nd race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
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>>574508825
Woman moment
Has Dober ever featured in a card that did not have her as the token Woman Moment Experiencer of the story?
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>>574508540
I'm taking her to the chapel
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>>574497045
I used to hate Currenchan, but between some genuinely clutch debuffs/A&S cuckings and that one porn video I've really warmed up to her.
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Damn
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>>574509056
uh oh 1201 power bwos and anti-front bwos our response?????????
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>>574508426
winner gets center
then 2nd and 3rd are opponents' highest placing umas
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>>574507761
>
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Stego cute.
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Blaze Runner wins 3rd race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
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>>574508010
they're all torenasexual
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>>574508540
the quality of this image has degraded so much in comparison to the original wtf
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I just got into the game this week because my brother showed me the anime. I have a bunch of B and A rated Uma (honestly mostly picking based on cuteness or hearing their stories were good). Is there a low rated /uma/ club?
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>>574509093
>turf s
retard
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>>574509056
Skills? My oshi is a front and I could not get her to even kind of work this time.
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>>574509093
I think a lot of the exaggeration about front viability was from scrubs building fronts who don't realize you need more than 0.2 accel in a sprint, and weren't taking final push/unrestrained/sprinting gear/turbo sprint/ig power.
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>>574509223
exceluma or some shit like that
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>>574509213
Cloudflare compressed a million times.
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>>574509093
Why would I respond to the fag that steals Falco screenshots every CM instead of posting his own?
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>>574507761
for me it's falco + rickey + hog
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>>574509007
what porn video
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>>574509223
Clubs don't care if you can make strong umas, they just care if you're regularly completing careers.
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Is there a resource with each uma's Kinsey scale score? I couldn't find one on gametorah
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>>574509186
Hakodate*
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>>574509337
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I like when they line up
>inb4 JohnUmamusume's screenshot
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>>574509213
>he doesn't know about rotational velocidesity
Rotational velocidensity affects all image files encoded with lossy compression. These include JPEG, WebP, and HEIC.
The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of image quality over time. A lossy image will lose an average of 4% quality a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.
For example:
>SATA HDD: ~4%
>IDE HDD: ~6%
>SCSI HDD: ~2%
>DVD: ~7%
>CD-R/RW: >9%

This can be overcome by saving images using lossless formats such as PNG, TIFF, or BMP. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will look the same right now as they will in 10 years.
However, converting an already degraded lossy image to PNG will only stabilize its current quality. Any pixels previously lost to JPEG compression are permanently gone, although further rotational velocidensity loss will be prevented. I believe that's the case here >>574508540
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>>574507761
>Gold City
Bwo, it's a medium race
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>>574509549
>Agnes Tachyon fanclub
>No Tachyon
Revoke that man's title.
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>>574495974
LITERALLY FUCKING ME GO FUCK YOURSELVES
FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FOR CATERING TO PIGGY SLURP SLURPERS SUUUUUWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>sprints and miles
I overperform compared to /uma/ averages
>meds and longs
I underperform compared to /uma/ averages

As a f2p decklet, this very much means shorter CMs are honest
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>>574509614
Oguri wouldn't know about this
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>>574509549
You win carats when you line them up horizontally.

>>574509636
I had to bench my oshi too, but he could at least change the badge like I did.
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>>574509614
ancient pasta
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>>574509335
Cute Journey
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I kneel...
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>>574509759
f2p shitters cheesing wins is the opposite of honest
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>>574509738
bad skinwalker teiopost
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>>574509802
I've done what I could with mine. I just havent had any good runs to replace what I have. And I even built sprint parents months ago so I could run pasa at any distance.
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Has this year's Dirt Derby happened yet?
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>>574509961
Parents are the biggest difference maker at longer distances though
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>>574510029
The Kentucky Dirt Derby?
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>>574509961
>cheesing
mad you lost your deck advantage buhiboy? I simply got the right skills and don't have to worry about being a stamlet or powlet
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>>574510029
Are you asking about Kentucky Derby, Tokyo Derby or Tokyo Dirt Classic (named Japan Dirt Derby before 2024)?
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Oh my god, bro. Just give me the Sprint S already.
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>>574510137
what the fuck is that thing
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>>574510223
Anon? Sprint CM is already over, why are you still farming?
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>>574510146
based f2pfag, I raped bitches in Capricorn, was the first time I could compete with buhis.
Sadly I'm losing like shit right now, but that's the way the carrot crunches. I hope you beat a snorting buhi for a platinum title.
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>>574509759
I'm also an f2p decklet but I think meds and longs are easier for whatever reason.
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>>574510026
I'm pretty sure this was the worst CM that will ever occur for Maru since she's literally the only character who can't use the best SPD card in the game. Starting with the next one we can at least cope with Kita/Tachyon/NTR.
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>>574510137
I like the sandals
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>>574509614
Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Tosen Jordan's training!
Mood went down.
Wit went up by 5.
Gained 2 hint level(s) for Studious.
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>>574510223
you will get it in the next 2 careers
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>>574510146
That's not what happens in Sprint tho, lots of umas with subpar skills or stats can win. Mile and (some) Mediums are honest. Longs and Sprints are not
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>>574510262
NTA, but I trained an Air Groove after round 2 of Cap and she won B Final.
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>>574510435
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>>574510435
Damn, that's even worse than the King Commendation event.
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>>574510214
no he's really asking to see more taiki tits
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>>574510435
kek
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kale juice without cupcake award
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I can't help but wonder if people underestimate the impact of Power. I know that apparently it doesn't add up to much past 900 but that's only for the last leg. In actuality it influences every part of the race, every time you use a skill or even just your start.
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*mogs meta umas*
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So does McQueen just find all sports equally interesting?
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>>574510482
In miles and sprints skills are pretty much everything. Shitters can squeeze a win or two, but consistency belongs to the umas with the best skill setup that works with each other, and at times even the team comp you're running with. A world of difference when you bring a few synergistic skills or a team comp that doesn't just not step over each other's toes, but complements each other. Anyone who used front wabbits would know this
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I can't help but wonder if people underestimate the impact of Power. I know that apparently it doesn't add up to much past 900 but that's only for the last leg. In actuality it influences every part of the race, every time you use a skill or even just your start.
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>>574510380
>Misses out on a perma 25% TE roamer during Senior year
>Doesn't start with Concentration during paceslop sprint
>She's running against fronts that have both concentration and get to use Maru's card
They should hand out free MLB Wit Bourbons (no not the welfare one) to even things out
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>>574510962
No? /uma/ has always overrated power, moreso during the entirety of MANT. Completely usable umas with 900 power would constantly get replied with
>UHH BWO POSTED POWLET LMAO
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Few more days until the beginning of total old fag victory
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>>574510962
You will always be running close to your max target speed in the mid race because it's capped, the reason why mid race accel is dogshit even though in theory it works when paired with another mid race velocity skill. 800-900 is all you need for mid race. For late-race, it's better to have raw acceleration because entering late-race unlocks your entire speed potential.
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>>574511015
Only men sports
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How do you buy all the subscriptions and shit when they come out? Do you need to pay directly with real money and do that shit every 30 fucking days for each one?
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>>574511202
black beauty
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>>574511385
I pay using gold bars on the JP version.
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>>574511385
If you have more than 12 zodiac plats (stars count) you can trade them for p2w subscriptions
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Reine du Printemps wins 4th race (3YO maiden) at Hakodate
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>>574511385
i use my dubloons
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>>574511536
I only have 3, what happens to me?
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>>574511594
With 5, you can at least summon Exodia, the Forbidden One
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>Lost 14 races to thinking skipping through them would save the data
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>>574511594
You'll have to request more plats from your club
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>>574509056
Isn't Falco's unique completely dead this CM?
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I walked by a corner and overheard a hoard of trainees yelling "punish the trainers until morale improves". What did they mean by this?
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>>574511696
Hackeranon updated horse_act.dll on like day 2 to fix that
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>>574511710
No, it works on any non-corner.
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>>574511710
No, because funnily enough, the code for her unique only checks if you're not in a corner, as opposed to checking if you're on a straight. 200m to 300m are neither straight/corner, and her unique fires there.
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>>574511696
>All the races that I accidentally hit View Results on my team lost.
The Umaluminati are real
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>>574511776
>text says straight
>conditions say non-corner
Haha
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>>574511027
Sometimes your skills hit and you slow down instead, this happens on longer tracks too but it isn't as painful because the race is long enough for you to make up for it.
Vice versa I can hit a late start on Sprint as a Pace, be in 7th place and then shoot up all the way to 2nd or 3rd a few seconds later even without activating a bunch of skills.
I think in general Mediums that are not Christma Oguri wins lol or Stam checks like the next CM are the best, followed by Miles, then Sprints, then Longs.
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>>574509618
Welcome to Summer Goldshi's ride, where medium means you get Dominator and Keen Eye to try and proc both
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>>574511889
>Mediums that are not Christma Oguri wins lol
Isn't that just all mediums though?
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>>574511839
sasuga japanese programming
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>>574511771
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>>574511696
Update, bwo. My races save now even if I skip.
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>>574511938
>keen eye
You mean Mystifying Murmur and Stamina Siphon
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>>574509250
https://x.com/bodoquejusthit/status/2078665338045038986
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>>574512049
If you actually were checking your race data, you would've seen the notice...
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>>574511980
If U=ma2 doesn't work Oguri isn't that strong desu.
To be fair it's also more of an Oguri balance problem rather than Mediums being flawed by design
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>>574511938
So when are they banning both of them from CMs?
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>>574512206
based falcogawd
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>>574511980
She is much less powerful on 2400 or when she doesn't have a viable 4th recovery
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>>574512230
I saw the notice and ignored it because I thought it couldn't have been that important.
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>>574512316
>To be fair it's also more of an Oguri balance problem
Same with debuffing DESU.
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Artillery wins 4th race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
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>get quad murmured and quad siphoned
How much Stam would you need to survive this?
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>>574512206
>Smart Falcon
>Frontrunner Rudolf (it's a debuffer)
>Probably a second debuffer
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>>574512367
You're the reason why every mainstream program automatically updates when you close/open them these days...
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>>574512492
i'm not an uma musume so i wouldn't know
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>Two umatubers live
>Both are chatting with their boyfriends and ignoring chat
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>>574512570
You are now. I am scouting you as my trainee.
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>>574512619
wtf, no thanks... you're kind of stinky
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>>574509516
>what? they're just danci--OH
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>>574512557
>Dudes ignoring generic reminders are the reason all software has an auto updater
No, that's literal glowniggers trying to shove backdoors and vulnerabilities into everything
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>>574512581
Who? Zelarinth and birb?
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>CM entries complete
>Golden Corral closed
What am I supposed to do with the rest of my evening now?
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>>574512741
Same thing
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>>574512797
Teio is right there
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>>574512772
Yeppers.
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>>574512581
good, most chats deserve no attention at all
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>>574512797
Re-arrange the furniture.
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>>574512951
what about us
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>>574512772
>he's doing a fucking MANT run
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>>574513028
I thought /uma/ was hardcore and we are running MANT for parents? Are we casual now?
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>two runaways + my regular suzu
>my daisca manages to both thread the needle between the rude runaways and activate angling and her unique
Kino ending to that race. My cute Scarlet also got sandwiched between two Air Grooves at the end but she didn't win that one. A shame because I really wanted to see that victory photo for six big reasons.
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would you date an anon from here?
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Dantsu Urus wins 4th race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
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>>574512996
which sloptuber is /uma/ the chat for?
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>>574510280
Capricorn was my first plat. It was glorious. Don't wanna jinx it like a Satono, but I'm feeling quite good this time since I won the last sprint too, and my rates are looking good this time, plus I just upgraded my team.
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>>574513234
Witgod of course.
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>>574513105
MANT is generally worse for parents
>>574513028
I thought I liked MANT but I can't bring myself to run it, sucks when you're forced to do Tiara
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>>574512496
>description says 4k SP 21r
Basically gigawhale deck if he can race that much in Unity and still get those stats. Good for him for putting in that amount of cash and effort into making his oshi work though.
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>>574513105
NTA but, disregarding all this sloptuber shit, isn't better to run MANT for the next CM parent runs? There're a lot of new dirt skills you can't get unless getting really lucky with regular races meanwhile rivals hints are better
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>>574513201
no because I'm in a happy relationship already with a real uma (autistic girl born in 2002)
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>>574513426
>autistic girl born in 2002
wait...that's me
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>>574513367
the trve witGOD (seriru) said URA is better
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>>574513476
M A M B O
A
M
B
O
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>>574513279
remember to like, subscribe, and buy a membership
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>>574513367
>run dirt G1s
>affinity gets bricked
I don't think there are enough G2 and G3 dirt for you to rival race off.
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>>574513201
Based on my experience, no. But that doesn't mean it can't work out for someone else.
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>>574513426
CesarioTore...
>>574513476
YWNBA UMA
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>>574513348
If you're willing to farm the parents or put in the money for an indonesian to do it, high statline isn't that difficult specially when ura/unity 2.0 give away the scenario sparks which are extremely likely to proc if, again, you farmed good parents.
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>>574512990
where can i get someone make an animation of rickey rearranging furniture using qi like in virtual insanity
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>>574510260
hons
also called "horse"
>>574510387
didnt even notice till you mentioned it
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>>574513579
what happened if you can share?
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>>574513426
EXPLODE
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>>574513221
That was close, Urus’s final burst was impressive
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>>574513367
You can get a lot of skills from hints if you have good cards. And you get Ramp up and Nimble for free in Aoharu. If your deck sucks and your parents suck MANT is probably better but otherwise Aoharu is easily on par with MANT.
Only real downside is the Aoharu scenario skill is worse than the MANTR one
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>>574511010
meta is a psyop
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>>574513694
Don't want to say too much but got invested in someone I thought was another random anon, turned out not to be and you can imagine how it went from there. My fault for continuing things after realizing what was up and don't hold anything against them. Just gotta take it as a learning experience and be happy things didn't get too far.
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>>574513556
uma&co actually
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is thinking "smaru is a better roll for frontmains because the sp loss from not having tach is offset by skill hints" a retarded line of thinking?
Realistically I'd probably still borrow Tach...
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>>574513798
this would be above 66% win rate if it was a meta uma
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>>574513965
Uhm, zwo? You need both... you might even be forced to run 3 speed.
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>>574513201
Sure, but I would have to take tren for a while first.
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>>574513763
Personally I don't think skills like nimble, stan and racing stam shouldn't be an issue, it's because of the new skills like Pedal to the Metal/Firm Resolve/Latch On/My True Strength that can't be acquired outside of MANT/specific secret events/Urara's unity bursts
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Did anyone manage to win with Rickey this CM?
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I defeated a botter from one of the top 50 clubs. I already have the moral victory.
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>>574513936
so are they single now or...
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>>574514029
But how can I get a 66% win rate if my other umas are also winning?
I guess maybe if I was using debuffers, but that's gay
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>>574513936
Mutekianon...
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>went 5/15 to start
>won 3/5 last round of day
>been using view results and watching wins after like a true fair weather fan
>hit claim outta habit
damnit. Now i can't watch camp taiki steal 2 wins..
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>>574514125
I have kita already
I'll live
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>>574513936
>got invested in someone I thought was another random anon, turned out not to be
So what, someone who's known here?
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>>574497045
4/5/4/4 for Day 4
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>>574514178
No because everyone is a meta slave.
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>>574514178
I've seen one badly built pace Rickey that finished 8th.
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when the fuck is the new scenario
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>0-2-0-1
fuck brb going to kms
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>>574514284
that was probably me lmao
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Surprised at how well Kawacummies is doing this time around. I'm getting that false hope that I might win it all this time.
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>>574513965
You need both in GL, but GM and forward Maru herself is the only front that will realistically run Tachyon.
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>>574507761
>Dishonorable Debuffs
Based. Anyone who uses debuffers is not even subhumans, they're one level below subhuman!
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>>574514139
You loop them, I don't have a single URA Parent but I get Racing Spirit Stam most of the time cause both my Parents have it.
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>>574514230
back OFF...
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>lates turned out to be the strongest style
gamblers win the gambling CM
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>>574514471
My debuffers and I are going to pass your oshi around like an altar boy at the Vatican next CM.
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Friendly reminder that Gold Ship doesn't wipe her butt properly on purpose.
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>>574514719
wrong
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>>574514752
*starts making out with you passionately* how is that anon wrong
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>>574514302
wednesday
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>>574514719
I told /uma/ about this weeks ago, but none of you listened because I am bad at the game. Who's bad at the game now?
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>>574513481
he didn't say its better, just that he hates MANT
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>>574514565
All yours, AGP is not my jam
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How come Gold Ship doesn't have a manga yet?
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>>574514719
i've lost to lates three times in 80 races.
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>>574514837
the only thing lates have is a better burst IF they hit the gamble which is so unlikely compared to paces who also are already in front and can stack stack and stack neck in neck turbo sprint etc while lates need to hit ALL that PLUS turbo sprint and pump in the same frame so it's stupid
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>>574514719
lol not even with the update full of freebies they were able to reshape this cm and without unity skills they will go back to the cuck chair once the new scenario starts
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>>574514935
She has one tho
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>>574514898
>he doesn't know the boy uma poster is a biofem
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>>574514719
I've only lost to Kingu once though
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PaceGODS, the late kiddies are getting uppity again
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>>574515017
>3D
Not for me
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>>574514935
>>574514997
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>>574498385
I LOVE Creek
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>>574514537
I'm in the process of trying for another parent with Uma Stan, Pedal, Throttle, Nimble, Risky and Racing Spirit Stamina sparks. It's a big pain in the ass because apparently there's only one parent in .moe that has it and it's me.
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>>574515173
Where's her serious Aurafarming one?
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>>574514969
the secret for lates is to stack midrace and push into 4th late race with carryover to proc NSM/OYL into the pacer inherits and any other tertiary accels. Having better acceleration coefficiency doesn't just mean they're good at late race, it also means they overtake very efficiently.
forget about pump, that's for losers
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>>574514719
I'm living the dream.
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>>574514996
Paces were well over 50% of the umas in my lobbies, yet lates won over half the races. Pace underperformed as a running style despite Taiki and Flower having perfect proc ults.
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>>574513682
what's this from? the sandals are cute, I wonder if they're an actual historical thing
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>>574515292
diddy blud thinks he won't get molested by pdm
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>>574515348
NTA, but I was running front Curren as a debuffer so PDM and lucky pace were both non-existent.
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Is there in-depth parent looping guide or, idk, some form of calculator that picks you must have skills for styles and preferable parent pairings + schedule?
I wanna be spoonfed. It's kinda annoying going around and digging out gaslights for yourself and then winging it during careers.
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>Late surgers a-ACK!
Think I'd rather trust my data.
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>>574515348
that means you don't have enough skills
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>>574515348
My maya never got hit by pdm though, she spends the first half of midrace trying to catch up to the wall of pacers, by the time she's close enough to start sniffing their butts poskeep has already ended. Then it's just proccing it's on and whatever's left between the unity spd skill, prof, and the late surger midrace skill into ult into gg. She only dies if the ult whiffs or (unfortunately) she gets blocked, as they tend to be.
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>>574515430
>i was running gimmicks
lates are shameless
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>>574515465
Sure, but that's sprint where midrace doesn't exist. Doesn't really count
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>>574515546
bwo we're talking about the CM, which is sprint...
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>>574515521
My Group A entry doesn't care about your feelings.
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>>574515458
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next jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
>https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
>https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
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>>574515613
That's what I'm saying, PDM only exists in tracks where mid race exists.
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Friendly reminder that lates were the bigger crybabies when fronts started to be dominant despite paces having worse than them. Ends, as usual, are the coolest ones of them all.
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>/uma/ is so contrarian that giving valid advice is the most effective form of gaslighting.
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>>574515461
You weren't supposed to post that..
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>>574515372
>Same owner as Tosen Jordan
So he changed the crown name huh
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>>574515269
wdym this is a serious manga
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>>574515836
the tosens were all jobbers tbqhdesu
makes sense to throw away that crown name if all it gives is bad luck
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>>574515808
I don't think paces have been worse than lates ever. Maybe once or twice during the URA miles.
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>>574515458
The reason there's no "definitive guide" is because most people don't want to torture themselves with full-on looping. Also you veer from the textbook once you have specific needs.
The guiding principle is this: You want max affinity on your Parents and GPs. To achieve that, you want sparks on your GGPs that help your Parents run more G1's.
For Umas that can already run Mile/Medium/Long, that's Dirt sparks. Others might need Mile or Mediums.
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>>574515269
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>>574515458
just do all g1s you can simple as no need to complicate anything
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>>574516062
blowjob
nakadashi
paizuri
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>>574515972
nah, there was a CM where pace had literally zero valid inherit accels thus they were working with just pre-buff head-on.
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This is only the beginning of the Surger Era of Excellence. The [SEEx], if you will.
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god I wish I got 2* pwr here (1100+ pwr)
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>>574516262
I hate these vtuber colors.
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>>574516262
but neo is a pacer.
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>>574516262
I want [SEEx] and [BREED] with NeoUni
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>Ends, as usual, are the coolest ones of them all.
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>>574516326
*punches you through your stomach*
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>>574516375
>end chudders
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>>574515458
if you run dirt schedule you're retarded simple as.
retards discarding 5/6 runs cus le no dirt spark! kek
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>>574516062
wtf, rickey is actually kinda sexy?
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>>574515965
Jordan did well by holding the Tenno Sho record for a long time, but yes, most of them were basically jobbers. Still, this is definitely a good start, and I hope it goes well for him
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>>574514230
that's not me though.
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>>574516610
>>574516610
>>574516610
tummy bwead
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>>574516502
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>>574516619
>ugly umas
I'll wait for the next one
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>>574516689
>Palmer
>ugly
I will end you son.
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>>574516689
baking some ryan bread just for you
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>>574516717
HELIOS IS PRETTY TOO
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>>574515965
Tosen Ra...
Forgotten...
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>>574508831
Good stuff escaping the Group C void, may she do you well in the finals.
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>>574516689
>I am a homosexual
why do you feel the need to broadcast this?



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