Previous: >>574495974>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fine Motion (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
U W One wins 5th race (2YO debut) at Kokura
Rickey is so sexy it's unreal
Tachyon LOVE
I don't want to loop.
>>574516692
Digitan LOVE
Marriage and umapyoi with this ningen
jiggie jiggie jiggie>oy oy oyhttps://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK>https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQKhttps://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK>https://jiggie.fun/9jQHQKhttps://jiggie.fun/9jQHQK
>>574516692shota-kun...
>>574516794HENSHIN!!!!!
>>574516683What is that name
>>574515341AssCreed Shadows.
>>574517009U double U one
My numbers heading into finals.It was a messy CM. I didn't play at all the week of AX. Barely had 1 ace ready going into day 1 but everything came together between rounds.After losing the last 4 CMs to acts of God, I have no hope for finals. I'll get 3rd place and be proud of my oshi gaming team.
Cosmo Farblos wins 6th race (3YO debut) at Hakodate
>>574517339Hows your rice look
Last Thread
>>574517493She looks good. She looks real good.
>>574517618who is pregnant?
>>574517686
>>574517686Tokai Teio!
>>574516610Palmer love!
>>574517732>nopanwindy...
>>574516610>07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light HelloTHREE DAYS?
>2dom+hes pace is unironically my best chance at A finals for once
>>574517009Apparently its (UW1) maritime signal for thank you and bon voyage, and owner explicitly named his horse after that.
>>574517618>sex currencorrect
>>574517628Looks like a winner
>looping is a bit boring but the parents start getting exciting in <10 runsgoddamnit I should have been doing this a long time ago. I have groundwork/PP/IW/RS stam on one, all the Nunity skills on another parent. I bet I can get all of them on one parent tomorrow or the day after.
>>574518102are you hitting these famous Jp inspirations where it goes on for several minutes?
>>574518102>I bet I can get all of them on one parent tomorrow or the day afterclueless...
Chalandamarz wins 6th race (2YO debut) at Fukushima
>>574518102can you post em?
>yesterday is 12/20>today is 3/20>losing to umas that are worse than yesterday's opponentsFeels like this CM is the most gamble feista and I'm losing just cause it's what the RNG said so
>>574517983me taking the picture
Alright good enough
>>574516610gyarus...
>>574517983Ayabe could fix me
>>574518157no, but after a dozen ish runs where each parent's hit every mile/medium/long turf G1 (I orften lose the Derby, KKS, or Haruten, but usually not more than 2 of those three), inspirations sometimes hit 6-8 skills, which is hugely boner-inducing.
>>574518315>being this pretty and somehow fumbling her trainer?
>>574517983umama on the leftV on the right
>>574517853Now that’s a name I can support, thanks for the info anon
confess your /uma/ sins and you will be granted salvation
My winrate is going up.
>>574517797by me btw
>>574518379I laugh at the gaslight oguri and screaming suzuka images every time
>>574518220they're still not very good, but they're better than what I've been used to. This Maru is a good grandparent because of 3* power, but lacks a number of good whites frontfags want, for example.
Post your oshi
Do I get Taco Bell or Raising Cane's for late dinner?
https://poal.me/6hev26
>>574517618>yes umama>lemon suffers
>>574518379I think Ryan is okay.
>>574518257>no racing spirit stamina>no racing spirit mood>no restraint
>>574518473literally nothing wrong with that
>>574518379I skinwalk anons sometimes
>>574518379I fapped to Rice Shower today
what are the stam requirements for the upcoming dirt CM? 1600 speed requires more stam no?
>>574518595AAAAIIIIIEEEEE SAMSUNG BIG GET DOWN
>>574518632That's not a sin.
>>574518497are you looping dirt into it? kind of hard to get 5+ skills you want wihtin one spark
>>574518379I tell people to roll on shit banners, saying they are really good and secretly OP
>>574518597Indulging Dober's perversions when the other umas aren't looking!
>>574518642850 is probably the benchmark
>>574518595>racing spirit: moodFUCK GETTING THAT SKILL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU that skill is cursed>inb4 just get it from a borrow, retardIT NEVER FUCKING PROCS FUCK YOU
>>574518626which ones
>>574518632I too am guilty of this sin.
Cosmic Flare wins 6th race (3YO maiden) at Kokura
>>574518379I tried Kitaposting days ago and it felt kinda good
>>574517618Rickey!
>>574518379I have a favorite boy here but he doesn't know it...
>>574518696no, just turf G1s. the only dirt uma I have is Taiki, and because I'm a frontfag, my parents/aces are G dirt affinity (Sky/Suzuka/Bobo) so it's a level of autism I can't figure out how to meet yet.
>>574518865Anon is addicted to (You)'s
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aoharu is so nice when the rainbows fall in the proper trainings
>>574518865slut
>>574519009Kitasan FLAT
>>574518865You didn't...!!!
Reminder /uma/
>>574518632She has such good material that it would be a crime not to do it
what would be the consequence if they found out you did your uma in Tracen?
>>574518379I never post my oshi because it upsets me when she's mischaracterized
Rickey has always been my wife and my favorite ever since the animeBut nobody believes me now that she is releasedI'm not a meta fag fuck off
>>574518513added Neicheer to my small collection. Was worried she'll be slightly out of scale with the rest, but she fits right in with the rest of Furyu prize figurines.Kinda funny that I don't have either of my oshis. I'm eyeing that pop parade Seiun Sky, but she is somewhat expensive. Girl got barely any merch
>>574518742not telling
>>574517618>Race CM pregnantWind in her Hair uma confirmed?
>>574518379i have jorked it to someone's son pretending to be a japanese horse girl
>>574519181Tracen provides you and your trainee with a shared apartment on campus together. Its practice for marriage.
nexto jiggohttps://jiggie.fun/GpA1Yo>https://jiggie.fun/GpA1Yohttps://jiggie.fun/GpA1Yo>https://jiggie.fun/GpA1Yohttps://jiggie.fun/GpA1Yo
>>574518930Start with el and oguri and work your way up from there
Would kitasan look better with a flat chest?
Princess Atsuko wins 7th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
>>574518713Who the fuck keeps making these sloppas
>>574518379I benched my oshi this CM. Sometimes when my trainee loses races or fails trainings I get angry and call her names. Sometimes I intentionally race fatigue/training fail my trainee to death so that I can end the career without giving up the stuff that I've earned.I think that covers the really bad stuff.
>>574519404A majority of umas would.
>>574519404NO
>>574518379I currenpost or falcopost depending on the vibe single handely keeping the rivalry alive here
>>574518379I actually feel angry when playing Uma and I feel jealous of more luckier and welthier anons, who are able to have more fun while I cope with scraps.Two mortal sins.
>>574519404genki is stored in the breasts
>>574517686who else?
>>574519189Not even sinful honestly. Is it Creek?
>>574518379I really don't give a shit about the game anymore, like the training and racing, it's not that goodI still like the umas and the real horses though
>>574518379I love Umama
>>574518379I'm not actually gay.
alright! all buono now! now that i took a rest and a small breather i am now reinvigorated to continue my buono journeyi will have to do BIG trainings with my BIG oshi to get her to at least A med/dirtbut this time ill go back to open league again to avoid BIG burnouti hope everyone has a buono time next CM and i wish you all BUONO LUCK!
>>574519585that's not a sin
>>574518379I only come here to feel better about myself by comparison
>>574519447torena-san...
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>574518379I think I prefer mares to stallions despite my oshi not being one
>>574519674I'm working on the anime episodes I'm behind for my anime watching hobby, I was behind 30~ episodes and I've been watching that while lurking here
>>574518379I'm the one who usually posts the pregumas, but not always
which uma would be the worst housewife?
Mentally ill umas are the best
>>574519674I can feel my attachment to uma dwindling down to embers and I'd rather spend the last days shitposting than grinding parents or aces I'm never going to use
>>574519805tachyon, she is a parasite
>>574518379I pretend to not care about CMs to look cool and unbothered but my sweaty competitive ass swells with determination every time CM is around the corner
>>574519805cap as in fat
>>574519674I'm currently doing a MANT pasa parent run
>>574518784AMERICAN PATRIOT WHEN?!?!
>>574519798>there are people out there finding this attractive
>>574519674Too busy jacking it to Chrono
>>574518379i refuse to read guides or watch any videos on how to build umas for CMs, i dont want to turn the game into homework
>>574519384Neigha I JUST SAID the only dirt uma I have is Taiki. I have the free umas too, no Oguri for 60 more days. G-rank umas need 10 sparks just to reach rank C, and if that falls to 6 sparks (assuming 3* on both lines) that falls to E-rank affinity for dirt, unwinnable. I don't see how this is doable unless you always have 10* dirt sparks in your legacies, and is that really worth it?
>>574518379I pretty much only textpost
>>574518379I don't actually care about the uma in my profile
>>574519674no point in making aces or parents with GL coming out in 3 days
>>574519805Umama
>>574519938yeehaw!
>>574520016Americans look like THIS?
>>574519167I have the silhouette video of her and holy shit
yep im thinking wuwon
>>574519996*breaks her leg*Now I can
>>574519903I'm sure that's like half this general
>>574519942super sexy, yeah
Chaser wins 7th race (3YO maiden) at Fukushima
>>574519942For real, these pop out way too much, they look more like malign tumors that are about to burst rather than aesthetic pregnant bellies. They remind me of necromorphs from Dead Space.And I usually like preggo stuff.
>>574520045YES
>>574519996
>>574520016a cowboy alt for her would be so funny, shame she's already got her allotted number
>>574520045YESSIR
>>574519798>>574520090>sin
>>574520045They look like this.
>>574518958sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>574519674uhhhhhhhhhhh asscreed shadows, for some fucking reason. at first I downloaded it cuz I'm bored, wanting to do some quick performance testing (which went awful), then I got stuck playing and me having fun for some reason.
>>574520179built for BAC
>>574520186what does this mean
>>574520231In a few days I will do this to Light Hello
pasa pasa pasa
>>574520128
>>574519793what anime though
>>574520063Share it with the class
i got around 75% win rate what about (you)
>>574520016post the umanko version
>>574519793i bet its all TRASH
This is the most American coded Uma.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
winrate doesn't mean much unless you're oshigaming. it's already easy enough even a F2P to go seal clubbing.
>>574520446I changed up my team so I can't tell
>>574520524I think I need to see her naked to confirm this.
>>574520423https://files.catbox.moe/ct2cqn.mp4
>>57452044610% overall
>>574520446uhhhh 15% I think?
>>574520570insemination imminent
>>57452044638/80
>>5745204460-2-0-1another B-group finals for me, those fucking pacers kept winning by .5 lengths or necks or noses vs. my f2p fronts. it's almost enough to make me meta chase, fuck this shit
>>574520570moo...
>>574520589Rice would have shameless sex with her oniisama
reminder that in cingrey the director can reject your retirement letter
>>574520414see >>574520481I was behind on tensura, yuusha no kuzu, and honzuki no gekokujou from last season and from this season I've to catch up with katanaika no ossan, yani neko, youjo senki, clevatess s2, grand blue s3, all works maid, and Super no Ura de Yani Suu Futari, didn't pick too much to watch because I'm so behind on the season... maybe I'll add more stuff later
>>574520570>>574520694>stallionYWNBAM
how do uma get belly and work it out in just a day? where does the fat go?
>>574520769oh yeah the new season of tanya came out
One of the greatest characters ev- *shoves spear directly up your stomach*GAHPOOHHHKKKHKGHKKK*he falls over in a pool of his own blood*
>>574520769watching Yani Neko is a gruesome experiencegod I need a cigarette now
>>574520769>grand blue s3hot damn didnt know there was one
>>574520856wtf is thsi true
uma musume is a STALLION game
>>574520823
>>574520589SEX. Thanks, anon. Time to make good use of that video
>>574520351SEKAI SAIKYOU
Can Ryan please get a second casual outfit so we don't have to look at the uggo one?
>>574520896sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574520589he does that to me
>>574520825it's not fat, it's food. The mass of food distends the stomach. When the food digests, the stomach returns to its normal, trained status.
>>574520883you tell me
>>574520928WAAAAAAAA
I just got camping Dober from the free pullsholy fucking sexo this outfit is fucking hot, what the hell Dober, how are you this shameless?
>>574520825horses can just burn it that fast
ikuno.....................
looks like /uma/ doesn't have enough ear fetish materials, how do we fix it?
I like cowprint on flat chests.
quick little test with no borrowsfor reference how many greens was it to be """optimal"""
>>574521072Dober is not a slut
>>5745211176
>>574521091very carefully
>>574521117the scaling on her ult is capped at 6 greens
i can't believe i'm excited for something in october that isn't some shitty halloween movie marathon
>>5745211176-7
>>574521172>>574521202>>574521224I almost don't believe you because there's no way people were freaking out about six (6) whole greens, especially for next cm where 4 of those are essentially guaranteed from her kit + fine
>>574521117I don't think you can survive on 600 stamina even with 2 white heals5-6 greens is ok
>>574521215And tell us what that would be?
defiling Dober with my manly male man moid penis
Friends Plus wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
>>574521304/uma/ was wrong about something? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>574521304most people here are not good at the videogame
>>574520946Calm down bro, its only mare tits
>>574521304>4 lol you mean 2
>there are torenas using their full legal name as their username right now
>>5745212157 and lovcen jobs
>>5745213046 greens is like 500 skill points
>>574521117gwo you're going to get all seeing eyesd
>>574521306don't worry about it
>>574521467nyo...
>>574521471yeah no...
>>574519674Add Digitan to your loops
Trainees can't compete...
>>574521447My full legal name? John Cygames
>>574520893i really want to marry victoire pisa
>>574521091when I found out those type of images I existed, I was so damn happy>>574521435yeah, so fucking what? sex
>>574521467AIEEEEOUR TRIPLE CROWN
>>574521304>skill hints from fine motionlollmao
>>574521447I mean who cares?Why would anyone care, that's stupid
Pierced Ears wins 7th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Kokura
>>574521447What a silly little goober.
>>574521560Did not mean to reply
>>574521086dictus
>>574519963>Calls himself a frontfag>Isn't pulling Rickey
In few days there will be autofarmWill it farm sashes though?
>>5745214677 and this anon dies instead
we're gonna ningenpyoi all night and you silly umas can't stop us
>>574521304Most players hate the thought of playing career over and over again to get 1 specific thing
>>574516610*opens thread*SEXO*closes thread*
>>57452044650%. I definitely punted some wins win skill selection.
>>574521730it gives all the career rewards even the daily max of 30 FREE carats if you race max
>>574521467bereshit about to enter the kikuka sho with three gold recoveries for no reason
>>574521563Aoi FWBRiko friendshipTazuna love sex and marriageLight Hello love sex and marriage
>restaurant is out of yucky slaw, so they compensate me with extra Texas Toast
What is that one chart and schedule for auto careers that this post >>574515458 mentions in the picture?
>>574521958Suzusuzu
>>574521497I have to know now that you mentioned it. Tell me.
>>574521902>Riko friendshipNo...
>>574522030I like her a lot
>Oguri got pace promoted>missed all the positioning accels>my Taiki overtook her>"IF LOSING, WIN">my Taiki loses anywayHoly fucking shit.
>>574521763
Piena Fevre wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>574522189I badly wish there was a Oguri banBoth versionsI am SICK of seeing fat white & her stupid retard face
>>574521958if you're just looking for a schedule then it's literally just all turf g1s, then fit in dirt g1s where you can
>>574522231Alright, Meek. You can join us.
>>574522189if you overtook her before 200m you're asking to get pulsed
>>574522374The realistic result of dating kiryuin honestly.
>>574521763Damn, Aoi is built like THAT?
>>574522351What does that "to not lower your winrate" part mean? Avoiding 3+ races in a row?
>>574522189On the contrary, I've beaten so many cheeky taikis with my Oguri. It's beautiful seeing her in 2nd with 200m to go and knowing she'll win.
>>574522579No.
>>574522189That's my GOAT
>>574522579Yes.
>get demolished round 2 with 1 or 2 wins>suddenly Oguri wins 5 timesWhat the fuck? Thats why she is the GOAT
>>574522030>>574521958>>574522154sex
>>574522628i don't even see where you see that mentioned in the image (nor the chart/schedule)in auto, consecutive races lowers the win chance and starting at 4, it's fairly significant, so you build the schedule around that
Janshi wins 8th race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at KokuraThis horse is owned by Mr. John Cygames, Susumu Fujita
>>574522535That's really unhygienic when you're preparing my bowl of ramen
>>574522683>>574522683Soft belly kisses for OgurinESPECIALLY after she's had a nice meal.
WHAT IN THE FUCK TWO (2) RYANS
>>574522189oguri CMoguri gameoguri franchise
Bros!Tell me good future umas in like half a year?
txen ieggijhttps://jiggie.fun/dJLVDm>https://jiggie.fun/dJLVDmhttps://jiggie.fun/dJLVDm>https://jiggie.fun/dJLVDmhttps://jiggie.fun/dJLVDm
>>574522314same
>>574522815creek lactating handjob
>>574520825THEY SHIT IT ALL OUT AND TRACEN PAYS HUGE PLUMBING BILLS BECAUSE OF IT
>>574522981Oguri Cap
>>574522981holidays oguri cap
>>574520867I enjoy it but it is a bit grotesque
>>574522981Shinko Windy for sex.
Monroe Walk wins Kamomejima Tokubetsu at Hakodate
>>574521689That's correct, I'm not pulling an uma that might work 1 or 2 CMs per year. I'll be pulling Sexo Suzuka, Kitasan Blanco, and if Shiraoki-sama favors me, Valentine Fujin instead.
>>574522839More ramen sweat soup for me then
>>574522818It's hard to see, it's written in black right above Kita's picture. The chart/schedule not being posted was the reason for my initial question but>in auto, consecutive races lowers the win chance and starting at 4, it's fairly significantThat's what I needed to know the most. Thank you.
>>574523096I dont see her in rerun??
Glad I didn't remake her just to get the fancy UG label
>NTR[-]
>>574515458I was going to spoonfeed you but my post was exceeding the 2000 characters limit so I gave up, follow the pic you posted, not the text, the image from anon, do that
Am I the only one who doesn’t like how they keep trying to force Tsuru into the Golden Generation? They just go:>”Haha, too bad you were too sick to race for the first year of the game Tsuru, but thankfully we’ve actually been in the same class all along! Good thing we always hung out with each other offscreen and stayed best friends, amirite?” You’ll ALWAYS be part of the Golden Generation!”Like WTF? I’m already used to the Big Five and their dynamic; this bitch just feels like a parasite leeching off of Spechud’s story.
>>574523418Retard
>>574515458Join the looping cord and follow the guide
>>574522628>>574522818i think ive seen a chart but dont remember it, but auto career has a fairly straightforward and formulaic win rate for races>110% base win rate>-10% win rate per aptitude rank below A (track type and distance both count)>additional -10/-25/-35/-50% win rate for 3rd/4th/5th/6th+ consecutive raceso C dirt/A mile on feb stakes and 4th consecutive race is 110 - 20 - 25 = 65% chance of winningnotably, A/A aptitudes let you always win 3rd consecutive race
>>574523538link?
>>574523567it's in the /uma/ club chat
why there are so many members of the Stay Gold family?
>>574523302found the chart
>>574523418she's the make-a-wish kid, prease understando
>>574523317ok real listSeeking the pearlBlaze BrianKitasan Blanco (front/medium only) Mr. C. B
So close to being a nice sprint speed parent...
>>574523681subtle
>>574515458I'm a mostly-frontfag, f2p, doing parent looping now. take what I say and apply it to your chosen style.>choose list of 4 umas for looping>find good frontfag parent on chrono etc>use it with your best front parent, ie best white skills ie groundwork pp/dd/iw early lead/leader's pride/ramp up/groundwork greens until you get a decent uma with good front whites>use that umas with borrowed uma for next uma on the list of 4, repeat until good white list is obtained>repeat with umas 3 and 4, return to uma 1, repeat etc. eventually this way (adjusting for giga-parents if you luckshit them, obviously a 3* stam/pwr parent with a shitton of whites will be meta for you for a long time) you will get parents with decent blues and an absolute fuckton of relevant, good whites for your preferred style>what's that list of skills for every style, though? I'm a f2p frontfag and I've been drinking, so I couldn't say. Use your own judgment. Hic.
Happy Angel wins Minamisoma Tokubetsu at Fukushima
>>574523418she was on sick leave please understand
>>574523418please be nice to tsurumaru tsuyoshi
>>574523681What about Tamamo Cross forma Festival?
tender uma thighs
https://x.com/Cafe_shadowxp24/status/2078467742911312312
Diamond Heads.
>>574523557>>574523618I see, it is simple but there was more to it than I thought. That's very useful, thanks.
>>574524000Double paizuri
>>574523932my nee-san hates anime and thinks it's all pervy shit that objectifies womenI want to send her this clip so badlybased spicaman, I can see why he couldn't resist those legs. Every time I see a horse, I feel up their legs too!
the golden gen is still missing our JIHAD HERO
my life is a mess and i need a big breasted german umawife to help me organize it
>>574524182sounds like it'll stay a mess forever then
>>574524182best I can do is a medium breasted irish umawife
Hmm?
i finally escaped the mejiro breeding bunker! they might be rich but they arent very smart after they left the door to my room open i was able to evade security and run away from the bunkeri think they also started psychological torture after 8 months because they kept asking me to give them names i just mentioned a bunch of random names and they were satisfied i guess they didnt get what they wanted and gave up
>>574523618this framing has to be taking the piss
>>574523418She did defeat Opera O, Bright, Stego, and Spechud in a race
Whats the other Satono like anyway?
>>574524523interracial sex with mejiro mcqueen
Man. MANT takes a long time even with the faster events they added.
>>574524529and he survived them all to this day
>>574524691doto and tsuru will still be alive and golshi is gonna die next
>>574524691Really wish he had more media presence. I'm sure most of uma playerbase already thought he's dead
Kuss Kuss wins Shiranui Tokubetsuu at Kokura>>574524536lovely, slightly chinese and has the best adaptation of 2015 gen (Dura, Kita etc.) in her career
spent all my CM ticketsonly 1 winangrily i rolled for ricky bobby130pulls didnt show up, im this close to just saying fuck it and ruining my pull plan to get her
hons?
>>574524764At least he is taken care of very well. >>574524810Cool maybe she spooks me eventually. I like her design more than Dia's
>>574523931not bad, but loses to xogslop on the 2 mediums before L'Arc
>>574523418And you'll get to experience it all over again as we get the 2012 generation and everyone knows Golshi but none of them were in her career.
>>574524883no, shrimp
>>574523597That's just what happens when you have multiple successful stallions in the same family
>>574524883Stop hording around!
>>574524868You havent seen anything yet>600 pulls 8 SSR All Light Hellos and 0 Agnes Tachyon
Scaredy umas...
>>574525048NOWHERE DID MY AGNES WENT
>>574525048That sounds like MLB in two crystals to me.
>>5745248681 win means you escape Group C, at least.>130 pulls>this close to just saying fuck itlmao you only say that if you put in, like, 70 pulls, not when you're over halfway to hitting spark.
Aaron's Rod (Almond Eye's kid) runs in 10 minutesHe's a jobber though
>>574525048We promised to save crystals for Tachyon under the blossoming cherry tree, bro.
>>574525048Wednesday is going to be a wild day, I can't wait.
>>574525189>jobberHe seems decent enough, he mostly places
>>574525195conceptualize the aroma...
shinko riding my face and biko riding my cock
Seize the Throne wins Komaba Tokubetsu at Hakodate
>>574525195if cygames werent cowards this would be the g3/2 outfit for all umas regardless of irl gender
I want to pamper Oguri
>>574525353sprinters are bad for you
>>574525039Why is it so big!?
And Mackie is small!
>>574524868>>574525162well my original pull plan is now brickedhopefully with my luck and optimism completely destroyed from this banner, it'll make my tachyon pulls better. Surely
>>574525480The loading screen on the way to the restaurant has a tip card with>Did You Know? Oguri Cap can fully unhinge her jaw
I feel like I shouldn't be waiting for the FM rerunI was never a pacecuck anyway...
>mejiro ardan>legs of glassI thought it should be Tachion? Why it's so sad bwos
>>574525638I would praise her for being so good at eating
>>574525725>>574525638I would praise her for being so good at SUCKING MY TORENA PENIS
>>574525612Cute umas, at least. The free pulls will bless you, believe in Shiraoki-sama.
>>574525643I will be the first to admit that I completely underestimated Nakayama WitUp to you which you would prefer to have
Stinko cant go to bed by herself so her and her trainer videocall eachother in bed till she falls asleepA cute dork
>winning the G1 is only one drop per careerJesus!!!!!! I have to run 15 careers where I won Kashiwa and Nambu to lvl5 Brickey
>>574525195>no tits>no ass>no armpit hairyikes
>>574525189>>574525302>jobbed again
damn it, if only this were SS
Lulu Lima wins Inawashiro Tokubetsu at Fukushima
>>574525970haha same…
Ah man…
Are any of your retards bought your acc?
>>574526208im still using the same acc since day 1
We fucked
>>574526204Fitting villain behaviour
>This brat is my next mate?
>>574526389Where is the proof?
Grand King O wins Miyazaki Stakes at Kokura
>>574526468
>>574526810*clubs
Next race is the first Graded race for 2YO of the year G3 Hakodate Nisai Stakes in 4 minutes
>>574526765Hey! I recognize that condom from yesterday! Inflating your numbers is dishonest!
>Tachyon + LH + 2 wit is a must>Maru is also a must since she's front>0% speed growth so a 3rd speed card would be nice but CM17 has no downhill, so you'll need more stamina than usual so you'll either have a hard time capping speed or have a hard time hitting stamina req without a stam card>around 500 sp will be allocated to greens so if you buy recovery skills, you'll have way less midrace compared to FalcoIs she actually bait?
>>574526390Zero (0) umas require those sashes so it's HERO behaviour
>>574526921vegeta
>>574526885>20% wit growthdrop a wit card if you're that scared
>>574526862Rooting for Imogen and Shigure, I hope they perform well
>>5745268852 Speed, Speed Sparks, Stam card, settle for whatever you get, your greens will carry you
>>574526862Ganbare Arte Queen
A Mejiro Ryan event came up during my daily career run and I immediately popped a boner. Is this normal? I'm 30 btw
>>574526862Big Boss?!
>>574527095>I saw a cute girl and got a chub am I gay Are you stupid?
nextie jiggigiehttps://jiggie.fun/JnnWlU>https://jiggie.fun/JnnWlUhttps://jiggie.fun/JnnWlU>https://jiggie.fun/JnnWlUhttps://jiggie.fun/JnnWlU
>>574527000Wit bourbon is mandatory so you're stuck with wit bourbon alone to try and reach 1k+ wit. No FM means no right-handed/fall runner hint and 1 wit means less recovery = more rests = less turns spent on training
Felicita wins G3 Hakodate Nisai Stakes at Hakodate and becomes the first Graded rank horse of her generation
>>574526885>around 500 sp will be allocated to greens so if you buy recovery skills, you'll have way less midrace compared to Falcosince she can only run on dirt, this isn't a problem
>>574527264oh yeah, wit bobo has spd bonus, so you can probably run 2 spd.
>>574527312>Imogen 2ndSo close...
>>574527369
>>574527396I wonder what happened with Shigure, that was kinda bad
>>574525480FOR BEING TOO CUTE-SSU
>>574527541These are 2YOs so being 1st fav means nothing
Peak...https://x.com/i/status/2078450337317589139
>>574527525
Ibis Summer Dash when?
>>574527541Feels like she didn't know what to do, like anon says these horses are just starting, eventually she'll become more experienced
>>574527637I hate greys so much
>>5745276802nd of August
>>574527714Dont say that...
JOHN XINA
Jo Roligt wins Fukushima TV Sho (OP) at Fukushima
>>574527637>Numerous pages dedicated to Oguri Cap, including over 20 beautiful photos of Oguri Cap. Please pre-orderis this what oguri did after retirement gravure!!??
>>574527835That's a lot of Jo
Time to lock in
>>574525612>DIRT SASHESim dead
Next is G3 Kokura Kinen in 10 minutes
>>574527714t.orf
>>574527870He was called the Idol Horse back then. Where do you think her unique titel "Ideal Idol" comes from?
>>574527917you can buy 30 and then start slopping auto parents for the rest when auto comes out
>>574527947Gaiamente it's your moment
>>574527917wow a dirt specialist needs dirt sashes to level up? color me fucking surprised
how high is the roof when they update TT ranks with GL... they do update the ranks, right?
I lived, bitch on the last ticket
>>574527870it'sa living
>>574527947This time I'm going with Gaiamente but I will also support Copano Santos
>>574528009yeah but who tf has dirt sashes stashed up
>>574528078Congrats
>>574528231No one because these g1 sashes didn't exist until the start of this month and nobody had these races as part of their goals until now
sex with Oguri
Nakadashi Festa about to get pumped full for this one.
>>574528231you? Since you knew you were gonna pull on Rickey. Unless... oh no... oh nononono...
Hehe more babu saleS so- 1406???!!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!
>Oguri and Rudolf on sprint
Nice Nature, Ikuno Dictus and Dorjia mentioned!!!!
>>574528263>>574528156sex with underage girls
>>5745284571406 yearlings? Jesus Christ that’s a ton. How long is that auction gonna be?!
Zendan Hayabusa wins G3 Kokura Kinen
>>574528617Yes.
I really hope #5 is okay >>574528692>Tachyon and Fuji KisekiNice
>>574528468you cannot escape the fat
B Finals for meLost even to this
>>574528847Ayabe love
>>574528847At least you have a better chance at winningMy ass accidentally got into AI'm a sacrifical lamb
Finally got racing spirit stam and risky business from inspirationHow do I guesstimate stamina
wil terra be as mentally ill as the other admires
>>574528952i wanna cum in ayabe's ear sock
>>574529114yes
I always train horses that have a high likelihood to proc an ult that works, am I a soulless metafag?
>>574529114Hopefully
>>574529107okay gaslightator fails with risky business but handles racing spirit stam fine, I can work with that
>>574529114he'll be the adhd crack head to constrast vs the admires being schizos
free my nigga air jihad
>>574529135oi, that’s rude
any cuties around?
>>574529256Only if it's a good unique. For example, I'm always training Gold City (original).
>>574529457No
>>574529465the worst I can do is Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might
I may have forgotten that debuffers are usually not S+
>>574529135Fine by me. I'll be cumming in her umanko in the meantime.
Ho O Hessen wins the last race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Hakodate
When is the next time they add G1's?I really dont want to have to remake my 210 affinity parents for a while
Bwos I might be having my first kidney stone, any tips?
>>574529114after this stunt he pulled?what do you think
>>574529702try not to
>>574529702drink more water idiot
>>574529657OI Only I can give her twins
>>574529702I hope you've got lots of lemon juice and painkillers
>>574529702take aspirin it usually helps
We've got gray skies over Morioka Racecourse.
>>574529702don't
>>574529720If Terra does get umafied, how would this be done in the career? Would there be a debuff?
>>574529683They don't outside of scenario exclusive ones like the L'Arc french races or Breeders Cup, but idk if those even count
>>574529114Admire Japan will be one sleepy uma bringing her pillow to the track. Mirako v2.
>>574529702roller coaster, over and over
>>574529895she decided to race without the trainer's permission and so was never registered
>>574529895not mentioned at all or an event where, if you don't run it (as it wouldn't be an objective) manually, then an event plays with her getting disqualified
>>574529895Skirt gets torn off in the starting gate and she's running in her underwear.
haven't kept up with the threads, did V survive his gastric bypass surgery?
>>574529779>>574529789>>574529892Oh, you can do something about it...?>>574529945This has me worried
Is Oguri capable of romantic love?
>>574529798It's fine. We can share. I call dibs on her ass.
>>574529107those two skills are gaslight skills btw
>>574529702piss it out
>>574530021yes you fucking retardkidney stones means that either you are chugging beer or sodas or shit like red bull non stopthe water and celery videogamer meme isn't a memeit's a legitimate good lifestyle, drink 2L of water every day, drop all the shit you drinkgood luck when you pee tho, its gonna hurt and bleed
>>574529895Her shoe got loose during the run and flew towards another racer. Disqualified for endangering competitor
Please be aware of horny mares.
>>574530021https://gizmodo.com/how-a-roller-coaster-can-help-you-pass-a-kidney-stone-1787084760
>>574530152xhe was being sarcastic...
Erdbeere wins the last race (3YO+ 1Win ALW) at Fukushima
>>574530003Umm isn't this lewd
>>574530082Oguri is capable of anything, just needs a torena who can raise her aptitudes
>>574530121nyo
i hope grand live is fun
>>574530217this is sekuhara
>>574530021Sybian costs about $3000, but think of the priceless relief you'll feel when the stone is shaken loose
>>574530298So I just need to show her love...heartache too hopefully euhueuhe
>yuri is le ruining uma!>me watching Gentildonna matingpress scissors Verxina that I never thought for it to be physically possible
>>574530349
>>574530349I hope you like non-determinism
I think I will write Norn Ace fanfiction
>>574528847Can't beat the Chiyo
>>574530082She is in polycule with Belno and Kitahara
>>574530421>>574530463haha…
>>574530217Attracting this particular horny mare would be great for loser trainers like me.
>>574530484Post your Chiyo or larp
>>574529702Read this doujin and take it easy!https://mangadex.org/chapter/a2d72453-5aed-43a0-9e8e-bd0d1f79a9f7
>>574530420yuri ruined daiwa for menow I can't stop seeing her without thinking her being fucked by Vodka's large mare penis
>>574530518This better not be the Koishi one.
>>574530082not so fast
>>574530152I see, thanks
Haythere cuties are you here? ADd me to club
>>574529702is passing a kidney stone like giving birth through your penis
>>574530391eternal pain and suffering for the guriguri
>>574520128idk why Cygames making so much unique motion for Satono Crown
>>574530217is there more?
>>574530510Scarlet wife in training
There is no such thing as a lesbian uma.
and then i told my trainee “quit horsing around!”
7 and I'll do something productive
>>574530349well I hope you like spd/wit slop and constantly feeling like you don't have enough stamina for your cms
>>574529895Creek and McQueen's DQs don't come up in career mode. At most there might be some kind of gag reference.
>>574530302nyeppers
>>574530391
>>574530552I kinda doubt there's any doujins other than the Koishi one that covers kidney stones.
>>5745307017 and you kys
>>5745307537 and I rape you
>>574530515
The dazzling running of the Umamusume lights up Oi Racecourse even after sunset.
>>574530738why is OGURI being like this
>>574530797
>>574530797Lucky guy...
>>574530797WHAT!
>>574530797nyo...
>>574530826She's learnt about love and now she's learning jealousy and the concept of NTR
>>574530808>106% WRYou must be from the VF discord.
>>574530753>Fukuposter baits a hostile anon into posting and becoming a target before pulling a fortune reversal and raping himTruly terrifying.
>>574530739There could be loads of renal adjacent doujins out there
>>574530884I would NEVER NTR this fat...
boo
stop using 7s for evil
>>574530985parent deck? are you using mant
>>574531003Silence earless devil!
>>574530797lucky bastard
>>574530808Nice Chiyos.
>>574531003Counter point: rape 7’s are mad funny
less 7 more 777
Mikki Jump wins the last race, Chikushi Tokubetsu at Kokura
I could easily rape any poster here
Unrapeable uma.
>>574531003since fuku is evil herself, any 7 becomes evil through association.
Forever Young is the most UNRAPEABLE uma.
I am the most rapeable trainer.
>>574531136I have seen porn of her sucking cock. She is plenty rapeable>>574531167Umas like Ebayan are the rapists
>RAPE>RAPE>RAPE>RAPEGOD, is impregnating trainees all you disgusting m*ids talk about all day? You should all just die, regardless of 7's
>>574529702we live in the future now so they can destroy it with a vibrating machine aimed at your back, change your lifestyle before you need sounding
All races for today are done, as usual thanks to keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterNot a lot to say, have a great sunday or monday depending on your timezone
>>574531256*smooch*
Ignoring Dober as I rape umas!
>>574531027Unity (no SS this time because all senior trainings were shit + no golds from cards)Speed 1lb smaru kitaWit finemo marvey fukuBorrow pwr falco (good greens for rickey but they rarely appear, chain also very rarely finishes)
I wish this Chinese uma was as popular as Rickey.
>>574531256>complains about rape of umas in a mongolian basket weaving site Dober where do you think you are?
I got very mixed results from my cm roomsShould I do 1 front 2 pace or 2 pace 1 hybrid?
>>574531256I want to put triplets inside of dobah...
orange big win
don't open
>>574531342are you able to run the long G1s without failing?: also dirt?
>>574531412why did doto do it
>>5745313861 front 2 debuffers
>>574531136No one wants to rape her, anyway. Or have sex with her. Or be intimate with her in general.
Surely, everyone in /uma/ got into A finals since sprint is the easiest distance to prepare and train for, right?
>>574531353she's more popular at my place.
>>574531412oguri.....
If you click on Daiwa career then back out very fast repeatedly she tells you to Die Die Die Die Die
>>574531521I am a real nigga so I train one uma and send itno parents either
>>574531412Why did he just watch and film it
im gonna turn on my vpn to test gl and cant post later. so any tips for gl?
>>574531521nah
>>574531393we fucked
>My trainee found out I've been doing semen retention for 80 days
>>574531353Why did she become chinese? What's her problem?
>>574531613click where light hello is
>>574531521everyone was too distracted parentslopping and forgot to train for sprintslop
>>574531668she taped a great firewall over her umanko so torena has to use the back door
i'm so glad MANT is kill
>>574531754but I'm playing MANT right now
>be a new trainer >just graduated last month from school and mysteriously get hired on at Tracen >have high hopes of being the best trainer >gotta start small, just to get the live experience >Luna, your childhood friend, reverse scouts you
>>574531754I still play 90% MANT since there is nothing to do rn but 25 G1 parentslop
>>574531754apparently the meta is to use MANT for parentfarming but honestly I'd rather rape my ass with a rusty fork than ever play that fucking scenario again
>>574531412oguri fat...
>>574531440kikuka sho yesarima kinen yesspring tenno sho often skip, I'd rather get other stats but if there are recoveries with discounts and >400 stam I try to do itdirt g1s I rarely do teio sho, never dirt derby. Skipping 1 or 2 g1s for big trainings is okMant can probably do all races, won't try. I've heard upcoming background training gets ss even when doing all g1s
>>574531881that was true before we got updated ura and especially before we got autofarm that will win races you can't win playing manually
Shichi is a bad influence on my Luna....
>>574531412why did she do it...
Kitasan Black (right) and Heart's Cry (left) at the Shadai Stallion Station in 2018
>>574531881MANT is the only one where you can align your parent and grandparent G1s but you get less skillpoints.
>>574531949so that doujin ended with a threesome huh
>>574531972whats so funny
I FUCKING HATE S*Z*KAyeah I don't know what I am doing so I am to blame mainly but I AM ANGRY, we failed at the end of the career what a waste
>>574531754But MANT is the one place where I can consistently roll to spark for niche dirt skills and especially Oppression. Once I can get a good line going for some of them, I can feel more free.
>>574531881>>574531973yeah and you can use clocks to retry races being fucked by RNG
>>574531836is he crying or sweating?
>>574532009He is not laughing, he is sleepy and yawning
>>574532082Sweating because he has to train Symboli Rudolf as his first trainee ever.
>no greens procNakayama, right handed, summer runner, sunny days, not one of them activated... at least give me a fast learner or something...
>>574531735Yae isn't that much of a whore.
>>574531937i've been doing the whole 23 G1 gauntlet so sometimes fail to hit SS
>>574532150why is diddy blud building a brickey for sprint
>>574531754>he doesn't knowOHNONONONO
>>574532258What happens if I take her hat off?
Another successful day
>>574532313You die
I'm mexican and I have the urge to IMPREGNATE Ebayan.
I find it funny that it is canon that every trainer is old man/woman because of the Mr CB card
Who is it going to be?
>>574530420ok this was a good use of this meme
>>574532375I remember from Urara's card that they hold umatore weddings in Tracen. Since Light Hello is in the planning committee, that's kinda sad.
>>574532631Chitose probably
>>574532631who is next to Ebayan and why are they locked
>>574532621
>>574532286You should do Team Sirius + Throne borrow if you want guaranteed SS
>>574532708Titleholder and too popular to be a random drop
>>574531613Just install the steam version, you only need a VPN once to create a Japanese steam account then you can just switch steam accounts instead
>>574532621Some of them are young rookies. Ace's trainer is an example.
Mejiro McQueen is the perfect size/shape and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>574532708Titleholder, locked because there is no one else from that gen revealed yet, and they will not kill the potential the first Classic gen that JP players got to witness after the game release has, by giving her a career with none of her rivals
>>574532802...allow her to eat all the sweets she wants and yeah, your post is then correct
>>574531521nah i gambled with my previous 3 cm aces and didn’t win
>>574532802this body turned Sunday Silence gay
thank you fuji very cool
>>574532802I want to make her tummy swell.
I gambled too hard and ended up in B finals
>>574532802True
>>574532689>tfw you’ll never have Rudolf singing a winning live while looking directly at (You)
>>574532680>they hold umatore weddings in Tracenthe allegations...
>>574532835Efforia is also turning out to be a cracked sire this year so expect him sometime after Epiphaneia
>>574532881SunGAY Silence haha
>>574532631we already got Ai and lala it' only fair
>>574532802Allow her to get pregnant and yeah, your post is then correct.
I'm thinking i'm ready
>>574532802tits too big
this nigga dominatin
contrail bros...
>>574532802
>>574533057>Maru and Bakushin sad>Flower horny as fuckbwos... mares are a little... s-scary
My trainee broke into my fucking house
>>574533180She will rape her trainer for not making her win.
I got five wins today too, where's my promised smooch?
>>574532802She's the flattest mejiro with a FAT gap between her and the rest. Literally the perfect uma to tease.
>>574532802She's great, yeah.
>>574533221Still Tore...
Which uma is this?
>>574532835>Liberty Islandwhen
Fusumusume: Pribby Dibby
>>574532631TACTO....
>>574533260>curren (whore)you didn't win
>>574533340she looks impregnated
>>574533231I would just like for you to know that CB practically marked her trainer and spent time at his place and vice versa BEFORE she was scouted.
>>574533334When HK scenario drops...
>>574533327my uma doesn't watch slop like that
>sundayman saw THIS and thought>DAMN HE HAS AURA as the kids say
This scenario is really really fucking bad. its worse than mant.
Does someone have that guard reading the newspaper just letting the uma sneak into the trainer dorm image
someone crashed my jiggie
>>574533475Yes.
>>574533535no, it got wiped off the Internet after that trainer became embarrassed and sent a bunch of legal notices to various booru sites
>>574533431That's because she is
>>574533416She didn't win a single race in the set, Taiki won 4 times and Chiyo won once
>>574533057I think I saw you in one of my rooms.
I have 100,000 carats... is that going to be enough to get me 100,000 carats' worth of stuff, or do I have to save up even more??
>>574533475she has so much raw AURA it's crazy
>>574532631Do Blast One Piece or Epiphaneia even have rivals in the game yet?
>>574533621
>>574533535
gl is bad because the stupid shop mechanic menuing came back again. the cool thing about gl is that you can get flat bonus easily here and i believe you get friendship bonus and special priority too from the songs. theres a limit though. and light halos dates doesnt seem to give you coins just the clicks.
>>574533662Unfortunately 1 carat is only worth about 0.5 carats so you'll have to save up even more.
>>574533752Thanks, bro. I needed that, especially with that newspaper edit.
Retarded update. Very annoying to choose grandparents now with sparks being mixed. Any way to make it look as before?
>>574533039That's a thicc taiki shuttle
>>574533662If you think about it, if you get the result you want that pull becomes worth a single spark. In the end, it's just about luck.
just started Inari One's career for the first time and busted out laughing when I saw her casual outfithow have I not seen this beforeis this her dad's hoodie or something lmao
>>574533854ayabe...
>>574533854>Ayabe mare twinthe woman moments would have been legendary...
>>574533747This is what I see in my corner sometimes when I’m half awake and paralyzed in bed. She’s sometimes green
>>574533976Watched a movie yesterday about Nic Cage having to deal with a cult of aussie surfer dudebros and the main villain was wearing that fucking hoodie LMAO
>>574533629Weakest chiyo trainer...
>>574533976Shut up, she looks cute in that oversized hoodie. You wouldn't understand the appeal.
>>574533731Burasto has some from the 2nd half (2019, 2020) of IRL career, like Chrono, Almond Eye and Lucky Lilac, but only Kiseki in the 1st half (2018), Epi has Logotype and then Gentil, Gold Ship, Fenomeno, Verxina, Win Variation and Tosen Jordan if I remember correctly at least in terms of "raced against each other at least once"
>>574534259the hoodie isn't oversizedthe uma is undersized
>>574533854listen to admire balrog
>>574534309rude
>>574534309except in the right areas
>>574534349Prone bone
R-Rice you weren't actually supposed to be the one winning...
I hate Inari because the only good borrow she has is at max follows
>>574534447which one
>>574534025>admire tier woman moments
>>574534349Ayabe is already sexy enough without extra assistance
lol
>>574534490I was just looking for it but its not even there anymore so now she doesnt even have any good borrows
>>574534430Rice is a winner
>>574534608That's a really strong gyaru
cuteki
does unique level affect green spark
Lewd Rice.
>>574534490>>574534636Nvm Im retarded chrono automatically ticked filter max follows even though I never select that option
>>574534664You know it
>>574534490this one probably
>>574534664gyaru shika katan
>>574534703
Do I really need to do this whole Racing spirit shit?
>>574533340>>574533431
>>574534830nyo the carat difference between A and B isn't that big
>>574534785We need that Akiten CM rerun soon. I need to get Jordan her deserved win
>>574534862Such is the risk of pre-race sex.
>>574533438That's a ruthless businesswomen right there
by me
Let's go Rickey!*slaps her ass*
I watched Rickey's scouting story. She is cute but I do not care about this feng shui storyline at all. I shall save my carats.
Which uma's tail would be safest to pull?
>>574534862You know that myth of watching porn before going to the gym helping with weight lifting? Do you think there’s a similar myth for racers who do intercrural with their trainer before a race to get that horny buff
>>574535135Bright
>>574534739>>574534739>>574534739freshy
counterbake please
>>574535286seconded, pls free us
>>574535286I would but don't feel like itfaggot clearly did it because he knew he could since there's not other bakers awake
