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>>574552119LEWD LAISU
Digitan LOVE
>>574552091Your post reminded me of "My Life Turned Around: After Being Cheated on and Falsely Accused, I Ended up Being Adored by the Most Beautiful Girl in School" for some reason
>Asked shit as the thread died like a retard>>574552045Help me out /uma/, I found the formula for lane movement and all that shit but nothing on the actual targetting or preference
>>574552226You are a disgrace to raisufags.
Laisu is a daughter
>>574552262
Tarumae when she sees my Cocko
Daughter I'd like to fuck
>Your trainee shows up in your room like thisWhat do?
This is my current support card how bad is it? And what's the next must pull support card for me?I got 60k carats hoping to pull for hello/tachyon
>flub your line>she starts laughingowari da
>>574552509breed is the only answer
>>574552519What happend to your kitasan?
>>574552357
Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi is such a precious babby, I want to pro...>suddenly adult_woman_cough.wavNevermind.
>>574552519>how bad is it?Very. Pray to God you get MLB Tachyon
>>574552641Missed the banner
>>574552509Bang my bro
>>574552661more for me then
>>574552243The only thing I've heard from other people talking here is that sometimes their uma would "swing wide" on the final corner from being too fast. I don't know if there's a way to force that though.
Tachyon LOVE
>>574552753Anon, I didn't know you felt this way about me...
>>574552243When you stack tons of velocity at the same time, you overtake opponents. And how do you do that? By taking outside line and overtaking. So the way to proc that skill is just a lot of velocity and it Will happen naturally
>>574552721You can do a deck with SR wits and Tosen Jordan and Shakur, can you pull the Tachyon banner?
>>574552851You are not my bro (female). You are just a fat faggot.
>>574552867Me as Cafe and a light orgasm from having my head patted by trainer
>>574552243Dunno. Something to test out.
>>574552119Rice love!
>>574552964But is that the only time when an uma will choose to go on the outside? Is every uma coded to stick to the inside rail unless the way is blocked?
it's over...
>>574553135What is a "light orgasm". Either my toes curl when I bust it or it's a ruined orgasm.
>>574552509prone bone
>>574553092based
Shrimple shravigator
Rice is so sexy
>>574553092No need to be rude. I'm sure we can love each other platonically.
I don't like Rudolf.
>>574553598Fluffy
>>574553548No, fuck off. You can erp on /trash/ where you belong.
Fenomeno and a young horse sleeping nearby
>>574553737Feno is a good horse and uma
Mambo!
Not a single Mambo ace for OshiCM. Curious. Is everyone in Mambo a metafag?
>>574552804wide swing only happens if theres an uma in front
>>574553778he's so round....
>>574553795He grew on me, both the horse and the uma
>>574553914You should think more about your own club, than someone elses
>>574553737
Long live Ireland
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen and have trainer dick slap my face whenever he catches me snacking
>>574553914There's like 2 people in Mambo that actually like Mambo
>>574553017>can you pull the Tachyon banner?Yeah, I have been saving for her i got 60k something carats rn I'm going to pull for her
>>574554068nyooo
what does lovecen even mean??love center//?
>>574554108
>>574554009He is pretty chill and its cool that he acts as a elder figure for the little ones.
>>574554082I swear you have been posting about this for a year now
>>574554068that won't happen with our baby
>>574553882What I wouldnt give for an Ardan wife.....
why aren't the new banners listed next to the old banners ._.
Is it a good trannylation?雨に風 荒くれて>When the wind and rain were blocking my path,自分さえ見えなくて>I couldn't see who I truly amあの時の 眼差しよ>The fire in those eyes never diedそのまま突き進め>You forged ahead, and never looked back涙超えて疾りきった先に>Through storms of tears, I bolted forth if only just to seize-あまねく勝利>Dominance of the scene嘗てない時代>An era of your makingその中心に立ってる(立ってた)私 >Everything that I could have dreamed (belonged to me) belongs to me!響かせようよ凱歌を>All shall hear the song of victoryどこまでも Ah>Ever echoing... Ah!遮る物のない地平へ>My tale will go on beyond the horizon開かれた未来はもう>Witness now a new path opening揺るぎのない Place>A brand new stage unwavering天上天下そう讃(たた)えてる>Got heaven and hell alike singin' my nameI've got pride and dreams>I've got pride and dreamsさあ、笑顔を見せて >To see you smiling in awe刻まれたんだ>And I've made my mark uponMy history, my victory!>My history! My victory!
when is daiwa going to be meta
>>574554357a couple months at best
Reminder that brown is good for you.
>>574554678Good luck with your transformation
>banner right after THE dirter>paired with the human rights card banner for the scenario>literally just falco but yellowhoehh..... please roll, minna...!!
LOVE YOU LOVE MELOVES ONLY CEN
>>574553778oh lord she comin
>>574554108We all like mambo but the fuku cult simply has more staying power. Our club really just the matikane room.
>>574554678Really? I remember reading posts about "God I wish I was X" in /uma/ I think it started with Silence Suzuka but I forgot
>>574554682nice
>>574554739She's worse falco actually zero reason to get her
>>574553204I don't know anon. It's only something I've seen described in maledom hentai where some cheeky bitch is having her nipples stimulated or something.
>Next CM ia a mediumFinally. I can finally use my oshi again! After such a long wait! I love Holiday Oguri Cap!
>>574554836>matikane room
>>574554836mambo danchou hereI don't like mambo
>>574554836mambo danchou hereI don't like girls
>>574554836No fuku aces either... Curious.
>>574554836Matikanemambokitaru...
>>574554842I've only made the ones about being a Mejiro
>>574554678Bullshit there's been a "I wish I was McQueen" poster for ages. Right? Am I losing it?
Never ask a falcofag the difference between an idol and an umadol
>>574554739minna...doko yo...g-get hyped...hoeh...
It appears I cant win with you ((((people)))
>>574554739>GL is supposed to be the falco scenario>everyone loves light hello instead
>>574554739she's the better falco because she shows her pits
>>574555091False!
>He's gonna get cucked in Ms Victoria
I already own one Smart FalconI don't need a second
>>574554739No one will roll for herNot even the annoying Falco fans in this general
>>574554739>falco but slutNo thanks
>>574555127So many umas to become and you choose a Mejiro...
>>574555278Falco already shows every part of her body to fat ojisans after her concerts
>>574555491No that's Curren
>>574554109Palmer does not have all that.
>>574554739I already have default Falco. I am saving for the roundest umadol and dirt menace.
I used the paid selector for Smart Falcon fyi
>>574555551Right. Falco shows her body under the bridge after dark.
There are people here being paid to propagate false narratives about mambo
>>574555659It's /uma/ club with his jewish danchou
more like MamBITCH haha
>>574555704That's why he's flatlining so hard... The s+ rank was promised to him
>>574555659you're saying I could be getting paid??
Speaking of mambo does she ever get an alt skin?
>>574555704ALLEN IS JEWISH?
>>574555704oy vey...
A deal's a deal! Now you have to suck my Mambos!
>>574555806Yes
>>574555810Allen (((Goldstein))). They don't want you to know his full name.
>>574555792If you weren't already included on the payroll then you are just a mere goyim like the rest of us
that's enough about mambo
>>574552162Hey there, motherfucker!>>574555841STOP reminding me of that terrible image set?
If I hold hands with Fuku, will my chances of winning the CM increase?
>>574555842May I see it?
>>574556034I give my Fuku plush 3 times 7 headpats for good luck before rolls and CM rigging
Look at this cute cafe
>>574556050
why doesn't ryan have a agp poster
>>574556050https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z9mX2N9NQy4Its really cute
>>574554842Do you know if the other anon ever managed to turn into Silence Suzuka?This is important.
>>574556256What the fuck is that unique skill i want this so bad
I need Dober's sinful body
finals will be worse
>>574556367now THIS is an uma attack
>>574556297No idea but I hope the best for them and that they break a leg!
5 more minutes until I get another Bakushin from my free pull
>>574556357Next feb. you might even score the Bakushin tummy
>>574554082What about a dick slap when you get hit with Night Owl?
>>574556448That's evilYou're evil, ArdanposterThat's pretty hot
>>574552381while holding her donkey ears like handles
when will the Matikanes get their third outfit
>>574556465Oh cool that's a lot sooner than I thought
how fun is the next scenario compared to mant/unity
>>574556608FUKU SUMMER ALT TRUST! I dont know what Machitan should get
>>574556656It's pretty comparable to unity
>>574556420
>>574554357>>574554678March 1st by my count.
i might skip Grand Concert
https://x.com/az_admstrs/status/2078806196774170914
>>574556747I get turned into an umadol if I hate Falco?
>>574556771Need mommy. Need hot, steamy sex with mommy. Need mommy to pound her pelvis into mine with enough force to break the bed and then continue anyway.
>>574555837Sweet Rice
>>574556450That was me actually
>>574556367i like how they went from flat to big with poodolf and speed to sirius and kris
I need to have bed breaking sex with Speed Symboli.
>>574556959Kris is kinda big huh?
>>574557056Yeah...
>same VA >Looks similar Topro what's this!!?
I suppose it's not a coincidence that the animation for pulling for trainees is way more exciting than pulling for supports.
>>574557146Summer caramel...
>>574556767I guess I have hallucinated this, I'm literally going insane...
>>574556297Yes but now she's too embarrassed to post here since her feet always stink up the thread.
I kinda wanted the couch fucker...
>>574556942Yeah I got a Tachyon instead.
>>574557198Maybe it feels longer because it's annoying.
>>574556367It's peak
oh so you rolled smaru speed because you are a front main huh? oh wow MLB even! nice! you have such an advantage against other styles! oh? you are not using it this time? huh? you are not running fronts? but you just MLB'd yourself an edge??? huh? but it is such a good card for fronts! why are you not doing fronts now after getting your trump card?? hmmm curious
>>574557306Sirius looks so silly
Do your daily pulls
>>574557312hmmm curious you said hmm curious when you were berating mambo hmm curious
>>574557381wow it's fucking nothing
>>574556959outed yourself, troon
>>574552119Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>574557184Need
brian would confess that she FEELS LIKE A MONSTEER
>>574557294No I genuinely thought it happend much earlier back in 2025, and the McQueen pics are cute so I don't mind
>>574557481I need a Kris Summer Alt too
>>574557538Best I can do is a yee yee ass halloween one
>>574557579Ill get that one too, but she is due one more alt. I am okay if they pair her with a Gimlet swim alt too
>>574557538We all do>>574557579It's a cute alt though
is angling good for this sprint cm?
>>574557151Lmao. Is that nyagger anime just full of umas.
>>574557417Wrong I can use my gold crystals on the new best wit SR!!!
>>574557664I like Kris S but I hate all the halloween alts they're just goofy
Someone overcooked my Ardan fuck!!!!!
Did the Koreans not throw a fit about this?
>>574557756I mean I'll just put her normal skin over it. I just wanna get her to be better placed in medium
>>574557756Digitans is sexo, though
>>574557756retard
>>574557823Is it actually good? Kris S already has a decent kit. I haven't looked at it yet
>>574557813No that's normal
Do you guys still try to remake your aces up until finals or do you just chill once you make 3 and just stick through with them even if they're underperforming?
>>574557868Base Kris has a very long focused kit, while her alt lets you put her in mediums and still have a shot at winning
>>574557756Shakur's halloween alt is cool as fuck though?
>>574557897That's my boy
>>574556707put some shoes on stinky horse
>>574557932Ah I see, I guess that's another one I have to add to the pull plan
>>574557868Normal Kris S has pretty good golds and skills for longs, but not much for med. Her halloween alt kinda flips it to medium
>>574557923I want to set off a firecracker in your ass, faggot
>>574557756>they're just goofyBACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>574554739I would have rolled if Rickey hadn't made me go all the way up to 200
>>574558013That's uncalled for, gaylord.
>>574558040She's feeding you poison btw
Wit Nakayummers is lowkey cracked
>>574558007There should be a selector shortly after her banner that you can use to purchase her alt with if you dont mind buying those
>tfw there's an uma named after youUmas for this feel?
>>574558174>ningen womanThat is a given
>>574558229Matikanefukukitaru..
>>574558263You are saying umas wouldn't do the same?
>>574558229week...........
>>574557756>I hate all the halloween altsEven Mummy Creek?
>>574558229Hi Rickeyyyy
ugh it has been 3 days already...fine mamchud i will do a singular run...
>>574558220Ah perfect, thanks Kris bwo
>>574557312im running suzuka thoughbeit
Is the Chiyo welfare Guts card actually good? I saw a cracked wedding Groove with a Guts build using Urara, Pearl and Chiyo.
So the current plan is basically burning through TP by spamming URA until you get Racing spirit: stamina, right?
>>574558424
>>574558229dis niigata named twin turbo
>>574558447Chop, chop or you're next. We are still stable in A+
>>574558450No problem bro
They didn't even try with Daiwa, they just charred her, who the FUCK eats a well done uma????!!!!
>>574558447Kiunai...
Fingering Aston Machan and giving her light orgasms while she's invisible to everyone
>>574558590HUGE improvement
why is flower's head so fucking big
In 2 years there will be an uma named Maurice
>>574558761I want https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001136641/
I love single free rolls
>>574558882now you can do the dirt rotation looping before GL
>>574558229ok theres plenty of reasonable things this poster could be named>ryan>chris>chan>rudolph
>>574558882Congratulations you pulled Kevin Hart
>doing a Seiun Sky parent run>it's going great, hag has already given me Top Runner>all races won>time for Derby>270 stam 500 speed 400 power>18th>clock it>18th>pissed, clock again, watch it this time>rushed during spot struggle, gas out, 18th>starting to get really mad, use last clock>rushed during spot struggle, gas out, 18thFUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY FUCK YOU SEIUN SKY
>>574558450Should be May or June, where ever you wanna ticket her
>>574559034based brown appreciator
>>574558447Horsemeat...
>>574558447Test us
>>574559023>270 stambasically asking for it
>>574558229bros name is no reason
>>574559101I need all brown umas and their altstoo bad its a trival task
Why does it feel so dead in here so close to the 1.5 anniversary and a new scenario?
>>574559105like a cm test room?
>>574559174They took a quality over quantity appraoch.
>>574559201as soon as I finish my daily run I go back to palworld and I'm one of the biggest posters in the thread
my fan output is A club tier but I'm in S club
>>574559269Well, maybe we'll get a new brownie this year in JP
>>574559201All the good little nonnys went to church
>>574559201Unityslop killed MANTkino
>>574558860Albert is also good
>>574559336I'd welcome it....
>>574559302Allen you shouldnt look down on your goyim so much
>club name is Mambo>danchou is a Fukufag
>>574559269HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>574559201Other than the dailies there isn't much to do until Grand Live and the current CM is practically over.
>>574559591How new are you?
>>574559201300 posts in around 2 hours is not dead anon
>>574559537
>>574559717>Sex sex sex>which uma would you fuck?>Mambo:DDDRiveting thread
umamusume more like cunt slurper
>>574559802Okay, well, which 2hu would you fuck?
>>574559802you sound really mad, tranny
>>574559591they're both Matikane so it's okay
>>574559802Well, which uma would you fuck?Evereyone has already done their cm races and the new scenario is just arround the corner. There's fuck all to do so idk what you're expecting
thought on gl so far? i hate it cause its like mant. unity is better
>>574559023Sometimes you just have to rape correct your Sei
i want to fuck umamusumes
>>574557923I go until I'm satisfied. Sometimes that's even through rounds (I remade for throne), sometimes that's before CM even starts (this CM I hit good aces pretty early).
>>574559720
more like victory is not mine strelitzia why the fuck did you push up to the 4th position you fucking retard
>>574559802It's either that or no posts, as there is no topic that hasn't already been discussed to deathThe only reason we are not yet transformed into /umajp/ 2.0 is that we have a higher population of anons
>>574560054Less complaining more run complition mambroooooo
>>574560070the agp and erp anons were keeping the thread alive and you excised them...
ive euthanised 6 loguris now with not a single S of any kind
>>574559591Their members that genuinely like Mambo isn't even inside their club anymore
>>574560073>>574560051
>>574560054Your shooting? Your budding?
>>574560158I'm not huge on erp but all agp anons who post cute umas are still welcome in my book
>>574558229Samson...
>>574560267Should I have pretended to be Chiyono this whole time?
>>574559802Member of Mambo's Four Kings here.:DDD
>>574560295Aoi is better
Got into A finals with this shitAm i just fucked
>>574560392You could hit
>>574560259strelitzia is for late race speed why u talkin bout accels umagga
>>574560158But that's good tho? I'd rather take a dead thread than anons RPing as uma
my Taiki will get pace promoted and diemy Flower will get Late-Start'd and diemy Oguri will be stuck in inner lane hellthis is my Finals
>>574560349I said anons who post cute umas
>>574559802Lurk more
>>574560558t. 2016+ "oldfag"
>>574560510I guess Chiyono is in that really weird spot where she's not quite a developed woman but she's not a loli either, given /uma/'s tastes.
El Sexo Pasa
>>574559802>sexyes
>>574560695Dear JPgods, how for (You) is this sex goddess?
>>574560768according to fanart, she's a top class yousexual but her trainer is falco trainer tier
CM finals confidence?
>>574559302My fan output is S club tier but at this rate we're gonna drop back to A from A+. >Look at the bottom performing club members>3 million fans for the month>just doing parent runs gets you that in 1.5 days pretty easily>mfw
t...thank you
>>574560984If I win, I win, if I lose I will blame you all
>>574560918According to fanart all umas are incredibly for (You) (most of them are tbf).
>>574561043SOLAR FLARE
>hahaha the image is bright>*laugh track*>aaaiieee my eyes>*laugh track*>guys HDR>*laugh track*
>>574561043rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574560768ntavery but her Torena is the kind to go, "Wow, Verxina is an amazing and beautiful lady, the guy that gets to marry her is so lucky :DDDDDD" while Verxina is dropping very clear signals that she likes himVerxina seethes that Gentil .zip-ed her Torena, and now he is too dense to understand hat she wants him to fuck her
>>574560918>but her trainer is falco trainer tierIt didn't feel that way when I read her story up to episode 4. Maybe career diff.
>>574560984I ate shit until my Oguri decided to lock in and win 5 times in a row. I dont know, how it will end. However I do believe in Oguri Cap
>>574560708whats the song playing in this? her smug little face at the end brings me great happiness
3 days until content
>>574561194>Gentil .zip-ed her TorenaWhat? Like (you) are more interested in Gentildonna in Verxina's story?
>>574561217>shichi taking the monthly paycheck from one of her many compensated dates
>sash request surrounded by completed shoe requests
>>574561194Hot....Maybe I'll add her to the pull plan. Dont care for fronts but I hear they'll be meta in every LoH so I'll need to run them at least there anyway. An dif I'm forced to run fronts I might as well just assemble a team of umas I want to have bed-breaking sex with. (Bourbon/Suzuka/Verxina maybe?)
>>574561335Verxina wants to beat Gentildonna, so as a trainer it's (You)r responsibility to research the final boss and create the strategy guide for the uma
Bros this is like my first uma on account and she losing against B characters in TT. Is this stamina problem? Her skill destroying stamina?
>>574561318
>>574561335nah, that was just a joke, but iirc Gentil does enjoy making Verxina seethe, so doing something of the sort is only slightly ooc
i wish my club would go back to requesting dirt shoes instead of kkk show sash
>>574561458for medium you need 700-800 stamina
bwos is oonige suzuka a brick? I just got THE run.
I wish my club would go back to doing runs instead of dropping out of A+
>>574561653for this CM? yes
>>574561658Some of us are trying
>>574561626Ty ty and for long? I thought you need 800 for long
>>574561653Yeah, it's a brick. All oonige does is make it easier for the pacers to activate sfv+budding. If you're running 2pace1oonige, why not.
>>574560482Palmer does not have all that.
>>574561653>2.4k spThis is not THE run
>>574561217what is a torena supposed to do to get shichi to get this close to him?
I have concluded that URA parent run is a scam and the correct way to parent farming is to just run Unity and get URA sparks from borrow uma instead
>>574561653regular suzuka had better results for me than oonige
>>574561658Mambwo...
Israel will get us all killed
>>574561764900-1000 for longyou need less if you run late or buy many recoveries
>>574561783I have AnS bought, 2.7k wit ain't that bad
>>574561616She's just so damn cute. At Anime Expo though, hers were the only merch items that didn't sell out. Kitasan and Oguri plushes sold out, Dia was in stock to the end. Same with the acrylic stands and the chibi head keychains.tasteless fools. all of them.
>>574552519>>574554182The next main support after tachyon/light hello is Ramonu wit, but that's the next scenario. So a long way off.There's stuff you can pull in between, just make sure you'll have enough for Ramonu wit still. What else you might want to pull on depends what you get during those pulls. Like maybe the Creek/CB rerun, or the FineMo/Maru rerunHopefully you get Sweep SR to MLB and another Wit SR to MLB. That'd help a lot
Fighting the urge to not pull on Bricky when Hello is near...
>>574560984I've been doing decent compared to the last three CMs. Which means I will get 3rd place in Group A.
How many Turf sparks to get Rickey to B Turf? 10 right?
>>574561764For team trials long has massive swings between needing just 800 because you rolled arima kinen and 1200+ gold recovery because you got the 3600m track and it's raining. If you want to be safe in most cases then 1000 stam plus a gold recovery
>>574561025autis/uma/bwo...
>>574561653Just run her as a regular front, make sure to buy unrestrained.
>>574561935Should be 10-12 I think
>>574561658We are holding steady...
>>574561854Cant blame brainlet twitters uma "fans" for being stupid. They cant help it.
>>574561791It's REALLY hard to hit the 1000 threshold on the desirable stats for URA parent runs. Like I don't hit it most of the time. You just don't train enough, which means not enough duels for free stat boosts. But you gotta do it. Racing Spirit skills are so good for how cheap they are. I want sparks for them way more than for the unity skills.
>>574560984depends on what lobby i get, but probably 2nd at best
>>574561823>>574561942Ty broskis
>>574561971TamaLove actuallywe dipped back to A just this morning. :-(
>>574561194Ruby, Ramonu, and Verxina's trainers going together on a boys trip and talking about how their uma is a good girl and they hope they find a nice man one day
>>574560984group b 3rd is securedgonna have to make a mental note of skipping the ms victoria bc i failed to give my uma the center stage even at the shitter half of the league
>>574561658mambro im literally doing so many runs i have 9 tp juices leftunfortunately i abandon most of them when the chansformation spark doesnt hit
>>574561426sashfags deserve the silence treatment.
>>574561653this nigga watching LCS in 2026
Why purple poops ALWAYS ON GUTSREEEEEEEEEEE
are bamboo mutekis metafags
>>574562238poor sheenatore, the odd man out because his uma actually wants him unlike those other two
angling and scheming makes no sense to me. you're telling me that seiun sky is supposed to be the uma that hides her true abilities until the late race to suddenly surge forward and dominate the race like as if she's allowing the fish she snared to relax before she reels it in, but the actual effect of the skill is "actually win if you're already winning"?
>>574562232My heart sank a bit when I saw 502 today when logging in.
Trainer-san...
I love most of my club dacchis and wouldn't leave but the faggots doing the bare minumum for months and requesting sashes make me really question why I'm doing fan runs sometimes
>>574562450Mambro...
>>574562072
>>574562232>>574562414Your sweepy designated bot? All the A+ clubs do it.
What do people look for in borrows lately? I have tons of racing stam parents but I'm still in the dirt mine...
Now this is kino
>>574562414
>>574562404It's a reference to one of her races where her jockey kept a modest pace in the lead, and then kicked into high acceleration towards the end where no one else could catch up.Hence scheming.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REQUEST SASHES!!!!! I ---HAVE TO--- CAP MY DONATIONS AT RESET I CANNOT LOGIN LATER TODAY I SNEED THEM ALL RIGHT NYOW!!! I CANT BUY THEM I CANT JUST NOT CLICK ON REDEEM ALL SAAR STOP REQUESTING THEM I'M GETTING BRICKED 2 DIRT SASHES AT A TIME!!! (I OWN NO DIRT UMAS BTW)
>>574561025autorun will fix this
Curren Chan would do that
>17/20>17/20>17/20>18/20I think I'm good at casino
what the fuck i got destroyed
>>574562417Spe does not have all that.
>>574562569racing and ignited sparks and restraint
my club has been in the 1100 range ever since the beginning of the month, we are gonna drop to B+ any time
>>574562635falco is so round it seriously blows my mind sometimes
>>574562318 Its EWC 2026 Finals DK vs KC actuallygod I hate the frogs and I love seeing them lose, turning Paris into a library uma musume
>>574562635I mean I know I'll be doing a bunch of parent/grandparent runs when auto comes out but I doubt the bums causing us to drop out of A+ will do the same.
>>574562450>>574562450>n why I'm doing fan runs sometimesI wondering what clubs will do now, when we gonna have auto runs? x10 fans?
>>574562817sex and sexo
racing more like raping
>>574562663kill yourself
>>574562848If the assholes doing the bare minimum can't even be bothered to do auto then clubs like mine will explode
>>574557923If they are underperforming and I think I know why and can fix it I try to, otherwise no
How do I get into contact with the S /uma/ club without revealing my code in this thread? Asking for a friend haha.
>>574562817
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>574562694raped@THERAPED
>>574562971get groomed on discord sis
>vaudeville barely procsoof thought it was a better oguri ult...
>>574562971They reach out to you not the other way around
>>574562635It will do the opposite since spenders will be running autoplay 24/7 for parents. Everyone is gonna get pushed down a few dozen spots cause of that
>>574562937Tamadanchou already will be enforcing 1 run/day when auto drops apparently but I think we're going to have to eventually just enforce a quota if we want to stay A+
>>574559986If I got 5/5 on round 1 then I know I'm in good hands and start making parents for next CM
>>574562971 ask for the discord or have on of their ambassadors join your club
Oguri ___
>>574562971you just fan farm and carry your club for a while and one of their agents will contact you.
Rickey is so strong+100 Speed is crazy
>>574563154I would rape Oguri and I wouldn't feel guilty
>>574562635i doubt anything will change for A and belowA+ will have to do at least 1 auto a day in addition to their existing quotaS will just nolife it and carat refill every x hours
>>574559347yes, but I've been back from church for an hour, already did another parent run. Looping is kinda fun, desu. Looking forward to getting Racing Spirit:Stamina and all the Ignited skills on a parent in the next few days. I'm not going to tryhard Virgo, I run fronts and don't have Oguri, Inari, Rickey, or Bamboo, so there's no point, my Maru/Pasa/Shichi team is going to get raped, won't even make A finals.
>>574562663whats on mayashart
prove that you play the gamepost your dirt sashes stash
>>574559347How's Leto doing nowadays? I recognize your posting style.
>>574562948This is how I do it, too. But I'll usually test a bit in practice rooms so I'm not taken by surprise. But if I can guess why they're not winning and think I can make better, I try to. >>574563076Yup>>574563058Does autoplay come with race rewards? Can you reliably recoup carats spent on energy with race rewards from the mode itself?
>>574559269>wedding alt>but it's a hooker dresswhat did Cygames mean by this?
When can we rp again
I'm not doing fan runs this month because I'm trying to boost the club rank I'm just creating my resume for when I leave in a couple weeks
>>574559347is nonnys short for nonce?
>>574563381
ikuno..................dictus
>>574563381I would rape Cheval too, and what?
you can't leave
>>574563407Its the Hishiama Sexo agenda
>>574563332boss is that really SFW?
>>574563434>is nonnys short for a shorter word that stands for PEDOPHILIA?yes, nonny, yes it does.>>574563509can will haveshut up maccies
>>574563509Love blob umas
>>574559865what's a 2hu?
>>574563578>nonce >pedophiliaretardbro? nonce means nonce
>>574563558its ok nobody finds dream journey attractive
>>574561426I hate how the item request popup opens scrolled to the bottom while the donate all button starts with the oldest first, so every time I forget to scroll up there is always a hidden sash request at the top
When will it be my turn to be raped by the /uma/ anons
>>574562238>meanwhile two tables away
Let's go Rickey
>>574563370You'll get all the normal rewards AFAIK but it's not enough to get free careers.On average doing parent runs I feel like I get 1 carat drop every 2 careers
>>574563558
>>574559865we have a 2hu of our own to fuck
>>574563332>144cm
>>574563603that's a question i can only answer after you listen to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQuEOHbNDfI
>>574563558yes
Oh Rickey, you're so fine
I'm so glad danchou said anyone who requests dirt sashes gets b&requests are all comfy now, praised be danchou
>>574563332dream journey impregnation
>>574563813I'm only 18cm...
I fucking hate ChiyonoI fucking hate ChiyonopostersI fucking hate them holy shit
>its another lose the kikuka sho with 750 speed/450 stam/650 power episodegod i wish my oshi had a functional unique skill
Uma wife for this feel?
>>574561426>sash requester is a bare minimum flatliner
>>574563973And an officer...
>>574563973Mambro...
>>574563935But I love you, anoin.I wish we could all get along together, united by our love for Umamusume.
>>574563914Same>already over 10% of Dream Journey's heightgetting way too horny
>>574563898Super cute Super Creek!
>>574563879dunno what that's from, but I dig it. Sounds like it's early 2000s, feels a bit like Nobuo Uematsu's late-90s FF osts.
>>574563948Your unique likely has nothing to do with it, you either got blocked or got unlucky and ran out of Stam
So basically all clubs will become AAfter autoruns? Or even S?
>>574563591
>>574563687ohimbas are dangerous... im going back to obobas
>>574563973V*tt*c...
>>574563951
>>574564064>he's never read rewrite
>>574563948who is she?I routinely lose the KKS with Seiun Sky with 450 stam, desu. That race and the Derby are just fucked for me right now.
>>574564030sex
I'd rather donate Tenno Sho (Spring) sashes than spr*nt shoes
>>574564030this is the webm that made me fall for her she's so hot
Is there difference between Tazuna and Riki in UNITY? like gameplay wise?
>>574563295Me? I always use Mayacute
>>574564102gwo everyone is doing autoruns not just us. Things will pretty much stay the same except whales will be legally botting parent runs 24/7
I'VE GOT PRIDE AND DREAMSTO SEE YOU SMILING IN AWE
>>574564173No, unfortunately. Looks good, though. I did read some of Key's other VN's though, the Tomoyo arc from Clannad, and I read Kanon, the cousin was crazy hot.
>>574564235This wouldn't be a problem if instead of e-begging, we could give away 10 of something
>>574564235Are you sure?
*requests Kawasaki Kinen and Nambu Hai sashes*Nothing personnel... I need it for my account to not be Brickey'd!
>>574564138I dont do that! I am also technically Top 5 now with fans
according to my information, both women and men love being dommed by dream journey
>>574564273They're just mood helper to combat those rng mood downs, but Riko gives you slightly higher stats since it's her scenario
>>574564103Cute, would catch that flying kiss and place it on my lips
>>574564336Kanon: MakotoClannad: FuukoLittle Busters: HarukaRewrite: KotoriI have the best taste this list is non-negotiable
https://jiggie.fun/lKHomzhttps://jiggie.fun/lKHomzhttps://jiggie.fun/lKHomzhttps://jiggie.fun/lKHomz
>>574564336If you like Key then their first Kanon holds up very well (but I just read that you read it). Little Busters is good but long as fuck and Rewrite is usually considered the best next to Clannad. Their recentish release Summer Pockets was also quite good. Air is probably my least favorite but some people like it.Umamusume!
>>574564102T100 might change a bitcasual sweepers will be put in the same field as active auto players
Hello friends!!
>>574564476Ty lilbro
I've been looking at the Longslop ranked trainers for TT, I notice most have like 550-650 stamina and around 500 guts?How does that work, can those umas even finish the longslop TT courses?
i love club autism because people are spending a lot of effort to get like 10 bucks worth of carats
>>574564593I thought it was a joke
>KEY mentionedreminder
>>574564696gold recovery stacking and simply hoping they get some of the shorter tracks
>>574564657Don't you dare remind me..
Is there any other way to farm bond points or is finishing runs the only way?How do you get more points per run?
>>574564696You don't need to win 5/5 every day, bwo. You just need one lucky run every week.
>>574564602AIR is probably the worst because no one really gives a fuck about the other heroines besides Misuzu, both in character and route. It probably would have benefited from being a single-route VN instead.
>>574564889Add that uma to your TT roster
>>574564841why is everyone making fun of rape?
>>574564696you just need to run up against another high rating with a low stam long team and then hope you win to get your inflated score
ffat
>>574564980I believe it was their second release and they were experimenting, Jun Maeda was still green at that point despite Kanon's success. I also just didn't care for the protagonist despite him basically just being what Tomoya would be in Clannad
>>574554739I will pull if I don't get absolutely raped on tachyon and light hello
>>574564696When the whole point of TT to activate gold skills, why not just have bunch of gold heals to compensate for stamina and use those stats elsewhere
>>574565165I dont know where you came from, maruposter, but I greatly appreciate your efforts
CM Status?
>>574565210gold heals are expensive
>>574565132Yukito is just kinda bland as hell compared to U1 and Tomoya because he doesn't really have any meaningful reason to be around with anyone other than Misuzu. Even Kaginado couldn't make him funny or intersting besides poking fun at the fact that he's like a 20+ year old in a VN with high schooler heroines.
Dober is cute.I repeat Dober is cute.
i asked curren for link to her socials and she just looked at me like this
>>574564906hundreds of young boys just had their sexual awakening to this
gimme your best gaslights to this:dirt medium 2000m stamina requirement
>>574565465you must be 18 years or older to view 4chan though
Noooooooo!!!!
>>574565352Loves all but you
>>574565001I have and it still feels so slowIs it just like that?
>>574564889Team trialsA week or so after CM18 (next month?) we will get our first sanpo event where you can take your umas for a walk, I think it becomes permanent thing with 4.5th anniversaryhttps://umapyoi.net/news/1010
>>574565551loves only cen
>>574564906do you have her saying copa
which one's better? the left one has a 37.8% WR, the right one has a 30% WR but smaller sample size.
>>574565342Yeah, the last thing I'd let my daughter do is hang out with a 20+ hobo who acts edgy as fuck but it was a different time I guess. The setting is really the only compliment I can give it but Key doesn't have a single bad setting imo. Summer Pockets really perfected it even with its flaws. I'm excited for anemoi, I still can barely read moonrunes so I'm just waiting for the translation but the hokkaido setting looks peak
>>574565496900+1 gold lets you survive a quad murmur debuffer lobby about half the time
>>5745654961000 stam to account for 2 mystifying murmurs
>>574564906What makes her so attractive to young boys?Wouldn't they be chasing after porn star tier tit monsters like Creek or something
>>574564696Nobody gave you the correct answer desu. Those top rated people are not looking for consistent wins in TT they are hunting for a high roll. All they need is one lucky win with their Stamlets to hit a high score
Just realized something>5th anniversary: Almond Eye>4.5th anniversary: Still in Love>4th anniversary: Orfevre>3.5th anniversary: Gentildonna>3th anniversary: Duramente>2.5th anniversary: Narita Top Road(?)>2th anniversary: Mr. CB>1.5th anniversary: Copano Rickey>1th anniversary: Kitasan Black>>>>0.5th anniversary: Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)The reason why fuku alt is released without event is because she is the half anniversary Uma.
>>574564532>anything except oyakodon with Nayuki and her momHERESY
>>574565659Right. Groundworks is useless on the left. Also, it has way more speed.
>>574565670HAG SEX SEXY HAG AIEEEE
>>574565542Loves Only You looks like she's kinda enjoying the NTR?
>>574565796An assemblage of the sexiest umas.... and Helios
>>574565719Rickey is not the 1.5 anni umaand yes, NTR is 2.5 anni uma
>>574564657Konbanwa babydachi-chama.
>>574565719>cute>very cute>uggo>mid>kinda cute>lol>too old>cute>umama>schizo
>>574565730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw1D-mGbUQwKanon was my first exposure to utsuge and I'm pretty sure it changed my brain chemistry forever.
time to post the official /uma/ rape chartI need to update it with newly-released umas, where would Rickey fall?
So, what parents am I grinding for Rickey next CM?
>>574565904She’s so FUCKING cool
>>574563973um if he's doing the bare minimum he's not flatlining....
>>574565719Do Deuce soon
>>574566053Festive Miracle Oguri since you're gonna need a lot of Stamina recoveries anyway and you get Speed carryover and accel
>>574566053Depends on where you put herFronts want Angling and BarcarolePaces want MPB and a reason to wake up in the morningLates want MPB and Pump
>>574565997She would probably want to get raped believing in some kind of bulshit like"Sperm is charged with yang and the ovum is charged with Yin so the two should be mixed with great energy (rape) to achieve aspicusness"
>>574564841I would never lose against a uma in heat!
>>574564415So this is the strength of Mambo leadership's counting skills...
>>574566396
>>574565997This anon has a mature woman fetish
Musuderb
>>574565997Rickey falls in the category of "Believes rape is normal sex"
>>574566108the bare minimum in Mambo is flatlining
>got rickey the other day>she threw in some extra luck for me todayvery ausexcious, thank you rickey
>>574564696>you now remember when the stamina requirements used to be the main gaslight
>>574565997Dober is lewd so she should be in the bottom category.
Kirby derby
>>574566940umamusume?
>>574561771maybe once she's preggers
>>574567032After he eats one, yes
>>574567096Kirby exists in the umaverse?!
GET ZERO
>>574567167After he eats the barrier between universes, yes
>have 500 rollsCant wait to ROOOOOOOLLL
>>574567216Falcon is a dirty umadol whore
>>574566940>race and battel your PALSWhat the fuck PalWorld stole the word Pal from Nintendo too??? Fucking do something Nintendo this is bullshit
>>574567280
>>574567216
I want Curren to edge me.
>>574565653she doesn't actually ever say that
/uma/ is a Falco general. We love idols here, that's why we post on /vt/
>>574567432COPA?!
>>574567406prostate bro...
Naked Mayano
>>574567432COPA....
>>574567526it's true. just like bright doesn't actually say howa...
/uma/ is a Tachyon general. We love mad scientists here, thats why we post on /sci/
kodomotachi...
>>574565606I don't actually know how much bond this will give usIn JP it's 15 points, but they also get 1 walk daily plus another for completing a career, whereas it sounds like we have fill up a gauge first to get our two daily walks, I think the main reward is an unique energy item like the valentines chocolatesSince we got lvl 12 bond early maybe we will also get the daily version of this early as well?
>>574565664Reminds me that the Planetarian anime just kind of came and went
>>574565997Cheval to bottom
>>574566870>Oguri seeing Opera O having a better career than her in 1 years
/uma/ is a Gold Ship general. We love quirky so random girls here, that's why we post on reddit
>>574567406
Haru...
>erm we dont have a club discord i just talk in club chat!legitimately tired of this meme. it's an in-joke right? we're supposed to recognize it and nod and smirk and be like "haha us Knowers, we just know how stupid that is, so we're laughing about it together" right?
opera o being a huge oguri fan is a cute idea
>>574567578Bright does actually say howa.
>>574567896proof?
>>574567432
>>574567849Read your convos
>>574567621
>>574567849You know, that made me think of something.How do Umas even graduate at tracen?Do races contribute? Do they still need to pass exam?Or marry torena?
>>574567605I don't think I've posted on /sci/ even once since grad school
>>574567831Ok but seriously...who the fuck dresses in black for a wedding? Is this girl you know...
>>574567874is this actually canonically supposed to be opera o?
>>574568065nyo
>>574568065no
>>574568065no, uma musume isn't canonopera o died 8 years ago
Cafe dresses in black for a wedding because I am black.And she's going to be married to me.
>>574568230You have shit taste
>>574568230I am proud of you cousin
Gorushi
>>574567621Why was 6 afraid of 7
>>574567432no...
OH NONONO
Let's go
>>574567703Cheval isn't in the game, though, nor does she get spammed enough for anons to know about her much, unlike Orfe and The Hags
wtf this is literal racism against xoguri
>>574568459>blocked to the side by fuji>blocked infront by nishinoDevious
>>574567987Nah
SEX WITH DIRTER
>>574567849I got a 40/100 once for doing this, because that retarded professor subtracted points super hard for getting questions wrong (rather than not answering) and I didn't expect it
Rickey reminds me of Vickey from Grubble.
>>574568379I don't know, why?
>>574568578Marusexy.....
>>574568727>>574568656sex
>>574568682it's Vicky you secondary
>>574568682Lucky! Cookie! Vicky!
Rickeyrollers, do not open
>First tenner camping Taiki>Second tenner Brickey>Now this from the free pullI went from having to mutate umas for my dirt TT to having a full team...
>>574568657I feel this. Had a retarded math professor who only gave you points for solving a problem if 100% of it was correct.If you used the right methods and approach to solve it, and everything is correct, but you made 1 mistake in a calculation near the end, you got 0 out of 20 points. Hated that slut.Umamusume.
>3 bulk daily races doesn't automatically give a daily shop anymorethis is bullshit
>>574569098sex with city
B Finals...I got 2/5 on every round...It wasn't mean to be
>>574568610every uma will be using recovery in cm17
>>574568774she was the first uma to propagandize me
>>574569238She's the only launch uma that still eludes me.... I'm slowly whittling away at her legend races. I need the sexy hag so bad.....
>>574568692Because 7 8 9
WC in 1h bwos... been hearing honking and chants for over an hour by now
>>574569476No one cares dude we post about having sex with umas here>>574569492AWOOGA
>>574569238she was my ticketmi amor... I scratch my head at how I'll be able to use her in the future...
>>574569472Alright, you're taking it up the butt today Rudolf.
>>574569352she's not very good (Red Shift is pretty shitty in nearly every CM) but she's so criminally, unreasonably, unimaginably hot I just don't fucking care. I sparked her in the all-uma banner, and don't regret it, because it was an oshi pick. And I was rewarded with her markinig me, because I got spooked by Summer Hag too! So now I can do summer hag runs but have her wear the giga-sexy Red Uniform, which somehow is even hotter than her swimisuit.
>>574568871I miss you
>>574561426I need Light Hello to look at my penis like that.
>>574562971you rang?
>>574569603I do not care how good she is bro I want to reignite her like a dying star
>>574569472hmmm, 10 11.... 12??
>>574569472
reminder: prolonged carat retention can be detrimental to your health. be sure to relieve yourself on a semi-regular basis to avoid serious complications.
>>574562971danchou...............................................
gonna blow all my carats over light hello and feel nothing
1k just this cm
get your falcos https://x.com/mgr3na2sup_6/status/2078885839678120237
>>574569545Dont care, I will fuck my umas, then your umas, and then watch the match
>>574569773based hag lover, get those legend races done! how many more do you need?
>>574569980Post the parent
>>574567526>>574567573>>574567956>>574568454the most you get is her using copa in words as a speech gimmick in her only anime scene (never used in game)
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>574569980Nishino with Taiki gp or Taiki with Nishino gp?Guessing the latter
>>574570115fuck this satanist woman fengshui is demonic
/uma/ is supporting Spain in the final right
>>574570115she's so cute
>>574570115This is a kitsunemusume
>>574570115>Dia wants a lot of woodI can help with that
Sex with Aoi Kiryuin while Happy Meek is secretly watching through a small spot in the window.
>>574569238
>>574570257Claro que si ay va la hostia Patxi
/uma/ posting guide>CMslop>Gameplayslop Nyo>Sex>StoryNyes Is this too hard to understand?
>>574570115>lots of woodSo trainer-kun's pants?
>>574570163she's a bit like a carefree Katsuragi Misato, if the latter didn't have raging daddy issues
>>574569352I’m whittling away at silence suzuka so I can ticket rice shower bc she’s years away in legend races and I can read spe’s story with JAPANESE SPE
>>574564906fucking rip off fraud MARE
>>574570442Well well well Misato happens to be my favorite Eva girl too.
Rickey is the first stepsoon Falco will have enough members to form her own dirt group and ditch the pre-launch front gang completely
>ctrl-f>"rape">12 resultsCAN THIS GENERALGO ONEA SINGLEJUST A SINGLE FUCKING THREADWITHOUTTALKINGABOUTRAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEE
Falcon will fuck anyone except her trainer that she claims to love
>>5745700602 more months, then she'll finally come home....
>>574570737nyo
I admit it. I love Falco, I really do...
>>574570737I count 15
>r*pe
>>574570789I chuckled
>>574570802This but with Curren Chan
Rape is good when umamusume do it
>>574569476uma for this feel?
>>574570968>lots of people hating him for winningliterally Opera O
>>574569476>>574570968holy fuck I DONT CARE FOR YOUR OFF TOPIC GARBAGE KILL YOURSELVES PRETTY PLEASE
>>574570802This but Super Creek
good luck in the finals fillylovers
>>574570702>May 2028Espoir releases. Falco befriends her>Sep 2028Furioso releases. Falco AND Espo are befriending her.Dirters are funny. They're like a family friendly gang in Tracen.
>>574570968Idk were there any manlet umas that took steroids then won a lot?Messi would be a sprinter/miler with a gorillion G1's I feel
>>574571184>>574571184>>574571184
>>574571102Ugliest Sakura
>>574567432She actually says Copa-copa in one of her career idle messages.t. I play the game
>>574571207end yourself off topic spammer
>>574571193>Idk were there any manlet umas that took steroids then won a lot?how tall was dope impact?
>>574571193That's Ka Ying Rising
>>574570737NoCheval rapes my dick with her huge boobs btw
>>574571465its not rape when boys do it
Super Creek suddenly started doing rape talks instead of the usual goo goo babying. I think she wants real kids, bros. Wish me luck.
>>574571228Uglier than Bakushin?
>>574571757I NEED her
>>574569102In my case, trying to answer and making mistakes was worse than not answering at all, that's where I got turbo fucked and anally raped, umamusume. You were supposed to leave blank when you weren't sure instead of answering everything like me and urara.It was a philosophy test, pretty derby
>>574568657>>574569102>waah sensei took off points when I gave a wrong answer this is why I hate teaching undergrads
>>574571757mommy!
>>574571247seethe V
