Da Boobster Edition>NewsSummer update released: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=274747Update on the MvM update: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=276354>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.com/Wiki: https://wiki.tf/>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf/ | https://weapons.tf/ | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: backpack tf | https://trade.tf/ | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv/ Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com/ | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>574243149
>>574553526First for oppai
inb4 the turktroach troon spams xer steam group
>>574553526>Update on the MvM updateloleeric and co. do not get enough hate
>>574553787based
Post your Medic
>>574553526Seventh for kyojiri
>>574553845the MvM update is coming we just have to start testing the maps!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>YEEHAW howdy cowboys and pyro who's ready for a rootin tootin round up! That mean ole gray mann is up to no good again and released some giant mechanical bulls that need rounding up!it's gonna happen on one of the new MvM maps just watch.
>>574553845Dood it takes more than a year to add maps from the workshop and merge changes from github, okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-1xVMcnRfE>corner a sniper>got jarate in the face>stop engaging and find nearest health kit>whoop his ass back>press forward instead>he crits your mug>shoot his ass while retreating>damage vulnerability takes its tollWhy people think it's overpowered?>"what about that carbine sniper that wiped half of my team in a pub once by a flank?"One, it could have been a flanking Pyro or a Spy, it's useless to complain. Someone should have watched the flanks or at least pay attention to foot steps, it's not like Snipers are sneaky.Two, your team falling victim to either of those situation means your Scouts are lacking to do their job and can not dominate the flank routes. You may need more Scouts or proper ones.Lastly damage vulnerability will prevent them committing all the way. Once noticed any kind of bleed, afterburn or knockback (Loose, FaN, airblast?) will dip their health at one-shot range.>"what about that one sniper that wiped me as a heavy and my medic in a few chops?"He awaited you to get into position for that to happen. Even though it requires a little bit more skill, he could have sniped both of you quicker.Again, you need a sweeper for you to check flanks, above or sides to prevent that. Having some awareness to ask why your Medic doesn't heal you across a flank spot also helps.A heavy-medic duo against the whole enemy team only do so much when said team are not consist of 10 hour F2Ps.>"I tried bushwacka and I get my ass handed back to me."The idea behind bushwacka is not about committing to melee whack players all the time, but intimidating them to flee, just so you can swap and shoot or hopefully snipe them.When you use Jarate in a vast open area with lots of slopes and ramps, chances are they'll retreat and shoot you down unless you ambush them.Try Carbine for a start at vast open maps, move to Jar at enclosed spaces where enemy have less space to maneuver to evade a splash from a rear wall.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
Team Fabulous 2 is pigshit.
The Shupobsters
>>574558223shupo shupo
>>574553526this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>574553818it would be better if you didn't provoke him and instead did the needful when the opportunity arises>>574556443tl;dr
>>574558843tl;dr is video I linked itself anon. I went overboard I know.
>>574558825Oi, I'll have you know that the Mobster is one of the highest-rated TF2 Workshop submissions of all time, competing with the giants such as tr_walkway, koth_dryfield and TF2Ware.All real and legit, totally not botted.
>>574559915how the hell is dryfield that high?
>>574556443>Why people think it's overpowered?I don't get it either, considering the fact he's very likely to be using it as a last resort, meaning you probably caught him off-guard and by default should dispatch him without much resistance.Most of them probably panic after the initial jarrate debuff and get -195.
>>574558213So true, brother
>>574561834if you've jumped a sniper, you're in close rangeif you're in close range, you're in bushwhacka rangethe sniper is faster than you are if you're backpedaling and he's advancing on youif there's any source jank or netcode spaghetti, he gets to crit you from across the roomif you make a single mistake, he gets to crit youall of these things are not conducive to good class balancing. it'd be like giving pyro a sniper rifle he can use every 30 seconds
Did Zesty win yet?
Why do so many engineers forget to place the fucking teleporter exit? Are they stupid? It's just common sense it's not like you need to be good at TF2.
>>574562736I don't want to call this a skill issue but most of the time I simply 2 shot him before he can even pull the kukri, at worst he manages to debuff me before dying.
>>574563562while this is true and often the case, the sniper shouldn't be able to do it at all. it shouldn't even be an option. if you manage to get close to him, he should automatically lose pretty much 100% of the time. imagine if in chess that when someone gets checkmated, they now had the ability to flip a coin 3 times, and if it landed on heads twice they won. it simply should not be a thing.
>>574553526Holy whackamolie girly, the emporium is proud of this OP! Mobster and all your favorite girls (who are so you btw) haha, this OP rocks. Thanks for always being online keeping this thread kicking all these years sister! Next time do not forget to add your tf2 steam group you deserve it! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>574566384Based, keep on winning chad.
I'm Doc DocDoctor Dick
>>574566523The real Chad is the OP creator baka, she is here everyday all day keeping this place alive.
>spy revolver>1 shot>when enemy is shot: disguises him as a class from your team (i.e. your enemy sees the shot enemy as your ally)>friendly fire is then enabled for him
>>574570234underage redditor idea
>>574567943Trvke Spamming a site anonymously all day everyday with softcore porn of questionably aged characters so people can't discuss the game is winning in life But don't call xher chad, it reminds xher of xher male biology characteristics..
I'm betting that Spain will beat its rightful clay today. If not I'm opening everything you see in pic related. One of each if it's a tie.
>>574570865I got it from this actuallyI'm going to fucking kill you if you ever call me that again.
>>574571078i imagine the underage redditor got the idea from naruto too
>>574562736So you jump a sniper, he gawks, draws jarate, tosses it at you, switches to melee if he hasn't yet and while all of these happening, you can not get rid of him before he melees you.This can happen in the heat of combat but it shouldn't happen as often to induce a discussion about game balance. Similar arguments can be raised about YER/Earner Spy, Demoknights or Phlog Pyro.>>574561834I believe jarate itself is hardly the issue here. At a reasonable combat distance, you should be able to backpedal away after you get doused, unless you want to ask sniper a question or backstab him, which should have happened 3 seconds ago before he cycled his entire arsenal to whack you.The real threat is when he ambushes you from above or a flank behind control point, where you deem safe. Those are the places that someone should have checked for a flanking Pyro or Heavy as well.To say the least jarate itself is janky as fuck too:>aim jar at a sloped surface or any obstacle with round-like shape>you see the piss splash but it douses no one near the impact>now you have to wait its entire cooldown with a useless melee and no bonus for extinguishThat doesn't really make it any less broken though.
>>574571470racist
>>574571807why you always out what saying 5 different as if takes than second?
>>574570870True.... But why do they do it?
>>574572186How so?
>>574570885That's not even a lot. Buy some Quarantined or Salvaged cases or something to make it more enthralling
/owg/ is laughing at us again zestybros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJjE8XUmgo
>>574574885Fair enough. Let's raise the stakes. I could open even more including the one that costs $4, but this one is off-limits.
>>574578432Woah, a whole $4. Almost as exciting as penny slots
>>574554461Shit drawing l2draw
>>574578432why are you letting a manchild bait you into wasting money on gambling
When will valve fix the engine so we can finally have 100 player Zombie Infection?
>>574582675even 32 player zombie mode isn't that fun, why go the extra mile
>>574542937that's fair enough but it applies to porn sprays in the actual game which is why I'm not complaining about porn sprays in the game itself, but this isn't the game this is a basket weaving image board for talking about the game, of which people who would be filtered by such content are already filtered at the door by the nature of the website. you can call it a method of gatekeeping, but actual gatekeeping posts on this site are stuff like loli and gore which is what dissuades reddit tourists from coming here. regular porn doesn't really dissuade anyone especially in current year where everyone watches porn. all it does is drives the thread off topic with no actual benefit. so if you're not gatekeeping then this once again just seems like making a post and justifying it after the fact rather than it being clear the post belongs from the get go. I'll stop shitting the thread up now since its better this time, but I'm glad at least one person actually read my post
>>574581070All in the name of good sport and entertainment. Besides, I won't have to open anything if Spain wins.
>>574583117>regular porn doesn't really dissuade anyoneit's dissuading you, since you seem to hate it so much
football gamefootball general
>>574553818called it>>574566384>>574566523>90 seconds apartlmao
Made with love for my /tf2g/ big ballashttps://imgchest.com/p/xny8nwaepyb
>>574582675baby making sex with hex maniacs>>574584494holy basedme as the anon
>>574584494I have seen kids drawings with crayons that were better than this
>>574584494magnificent>574584896you would be familiar with childrens' drawings lmao
EXCUSE ME! I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>574584896It's funny how only recently you have a problem with his drawings, not when he started posting last year, makes you think
>>574584494
>>574586064It's funny how you are his biggest fanboy stalking how long people post here like it matters
>>574586064Gottem
>>574584752>>574585224>>574586306>>574586916Lol sister!!
>>574585224lmaothat's the real reason he seethes, he can't draw
>>574553818he should start a blessedviva fan club too
>>574591151transfurvivafans
>>574591151cursedbeaner*
https://www.twitch.tv/blessedviva
buy an ad
https://www.blessedviva.com/
walkuhputcha dick away walkuhim not havin sex witchu right now walkuh
>>574592217>candy, burgers, and ice creamit's viva's entire diet kek
>the /tf2g/ sistersloves anime and team fabulous 2, creates and shares artwork, creates new maps and workshop items which get added to TF2, owns and plays on several thriving community servers, leads /tf2g/ culture + too many accomplishments to list>opposition to /tf2g/ sistersone fat guy who streams the most boring classes on pl_goldrush his own online store (where you can only buy burger patties or ice cream sandwiches,) and his orbiteryeah I'd rather be a sister any day
>>574592606watch out the turkroach won't like this
>>574592606>creates new maps and workshop items which get added to TF2When has that ever happened?
>>574593423you only started browsing yesterday it seems
>>574593423Kek they are admitting to being emporiums it makes sense why they want this thread to be unusable
>emporiumsi raugh for i am a turkeys
>the only people who can make things are "emporiums"retard moment
>>574592606You forgot the part where BeanerViva literally admitted to being a discord tranny.He attentionwhores just like one too.
>>574593820He's not trans though.
>>574591726That's me! >>574592217That's not me! >>574592298Burgers, yes. Surprisingly, I'm not crazy about sweets or ice cream>>574592367Oh no, the horror. How dare someone call people the dreaded C word>>574593820Who else am I gonna share my Wordle results with?
>>574593820trvke
>>574594273>tripfaggot>avid discord user>extremely insecure to the point of spending hours replying to people he doesn't even know in a turkish sheep herding forumseems like troon behavior to me
>>574593820just goes to show the power of the sisterhood of /tf2g/, we don't need to use discord at all
>>574594501Doesn't /tf2g/ have a discord server?
>>574594668no, there is no official tf2g discord serverthere's ones that have been made with fags pretending to be tf2g but they never last
>CHADain wins¡No voy a apostar en el casino!>CHADain wins¡Gaben no recibirá nada!>CHADain wins¡Emporio no recibirá nada!
>>574594487I wouldn't say avid. I genuinely spend like 2 minutes on Discord a day on average. I used it a bit more for voice calls when I used to queue up on TF2 with my Medic main homie who'd play Heavy for me, but we're both burnt out on the game >replying to people he doesn't even know in a forumHuh? Isn't that the point of forums?
Neru marriage in TF2
I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER
>>574597162Oh boy, I'm so hungry, I could eat Olivia's pussy!
Unironically how long until we get a Jimothy reference in tf2
>>574598816EATING PUSSY IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FORMAH BOY
>>574597162sandvich for dinner
Does anyone know why AVIRecorder+Lawena isn't working after I upgraded my PC's hardware and 'upgraded' to Win11? It was working prior to the new build but now AVIRecorder doesn't seem record any frames
>11fool
>>574606953>he jeeted his pc
it’s a puzzle
>>574606953>Win11why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRM8GmFebfo
>>574613920Why?
what if pyro had a primary weapon thats not a flamethrower its just him projectile pooping at the other team and the airblast is a fart and it comes out where his butt would beand it deals more damage to people facing you because it gets in their nose and stuff? w+m1 more like s+m1 lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKlPVRnpOdIEric needs to add this NOW!
>>574556597Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
He's so perfect bros
>>574618107this but also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>574618463how about some adult women who can consent
>>574618558none of those can consent they're not real you dumbass
>>574618657Why would you do them then?
>>574618829I'm not him I'm just calling out you being a fucking dumbass cartoons don't have rights
>>574618558>consentwhat are you, gay?
>>574619103Shup up.
Shup?
>>574621001Lol shuposister!
>>574621001shupping up this thread
>>574623840oppa shuposissy style
>>574624014We are the sisterhood, keep that degeneracy to yourself.
oh brother this guy stinks
I miss Wutville
>>574618369why'd they make sniper into an abodidgeridoo melee-only build soon or something?
Should I get back into TF2 to get a real, non-faggot infested community or will I be disappointed?
>>574625454Sorry you're not going to find one, after all you're the faggot who has to ask instead of searching yourself
>>574625586>t. assblasted faggotGuess that's a no thenMight just re-join out of spite now
the community of everything sucks because phones gave nonwhite countries larping power but at least in this video game you can shoot people for having political views that dont align with yours and if youre really good and kill them 4 times it makes them your slave which is rare these days
>574625638of course it was the schizo just larping as usual
>>574625638Post hand
>>574584494Holy shit, my shitpost got porn. Good shit, drawfriend.
boom. kirkshot.
Potato.tf medals released
>>574584494Now that is what I call BASED!
>>574627125baby making sex with scout's mom
>>574627125That looks like scout in a wig.
>>574628467she's scout's mom of course she looks like himalso that's the meet the spy model
>>574628546uh huh sure
>>574628747you're face blind blud and you picked the worst angle
all of the women in tf2 arent very attractive*starts getting raped live on national television*h-hey!!!
>>574629705that's not true when we have fempyro, ms pauling, caster's witch, mags, zhanna, and young administrator
>>574629840all of them are plap material, except for young admin who i'd marry
>>574630170based
>>574628747>>574629171goddamn when did spy get swole
>>574625076Smissmas in July mini event when?
>>574634360right after I finish nutting in hex (never)
>>574625352Sniper isnt an abo silly
>>574630708he was hiding it under the suit
>>574626265it got a good laugh outta me, been meaning to make that for while :p glad you liked it anon (and thnx for posting it)
3 NIGASON CART
>>574641338*dies*
>>574629840Fempyro isn't attractive.
Gentlemen, set your watches
>>574652987For what?
>>574654248nothing in two weeks from yesterday
>>574654248If you were a gentleman, you'd know. Begone, tranny.
>>574654894STOP SPAMMING THIS!
>>574656662How could you post such a thing?
>>574621001Deployed.
>>574656662nicewhy did you flip it
>>574660962I'm going to do the needful, marking it as illegal content so theyre investigated by authorities like the administrator from team fortress 2.
deploy an mvm update here!
Feisty morning huh
>>574661587plap the cat
>>574656662promotions
>>574485760>>574488757They do.
>melee hits make the sound but not the damage>backstabs sometimes don't register>equip the boston basher for once just to dick around>hit all my swingsExplain this
>>574666894collision hulls don't rotate
>>574661963You shouldn’t do that
>>574673603but it's a bogo deal
BOOST
Hey guys, can I get some war paint adviceWhat would be a good shotgun warpaint if I really fucking love the Helmet without a HomeI don't know why, I just really like the look of that thing
>>574652462ok homo
>>574676635kill covered or steel brushed I suppose
>>574676635>>574679583maybe team serviced also
https://youtu.be/bXvJAcu8lKU
>>574686315based medichad
/tf2g/ do you think it would be based or cringe if I made a script that counts my killstreak and announces it in the chat like>"Attention team, I have 1 kill!">"Attention team, I have 2 kills!"etc until I die and then I click the button that says "Gamer down!" and resets the count for next life.
tranny game
>>574687562cringe, and I would consider vote kicking you too
DARUK'S PROTECTION IS READY TO ROLL!
>>574691356HIIYAAAAH
>>574692843HOLY FUCK IT'S ZELDA
>>574693340coming this fall, winter, next spring, next summer in the legend of mann vs machine update
>>574686853I am conflicted because I've been backstabbed when I've had my back and sides shoved into a corner
>>574686315>join server with a kunaigger farming f2ps>show the slightest bit of awareness and don't mindlessly run at the spy>he requeues into a different server
Get 'em pussy! What the uck are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY7_bA5ncTQI agree. Maybe
cringe nihilist pessimist subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSdQOTF6aY
>>574704871justice for my nigga vipes
that's been posted a million times already, we get it, you love stirring the pot
>>574705665stir this
>>574706189where's her tail
feline heavy weapons guy be likepootis MEOW
>>574706189if you insist
>>574706189alright *shoves my cock in*
>>574706189stircakes
>>574706189fat fempyro plapcake
sex with fempyro gamesex with fempyro general
>>574701202I will wait until zesty react streams to it before I decide if it's based or cringe
>>574701202>WHY TF2 DESERVES TO DIEBefore watching this, I have noticed a lot of trolls and control freak types (a demographic which has only grown over time) trying to spread the sentiment that TF2 shouldn't exist, while still being extremely invested in it.My theory is that it's due to TF2 being one of the only remaining active video games where you can freely tell bad actors to go fuck themselves without fear of being reported and banned, and that you can also create your own servers which serves to block undesirables completely. After all, there's a group of trolls who desperately target the discussions with ragebait every single day. With that said, I assume that this video is going to take an entirely different approach and instead state that TF2 deserves to die because of Valve, trying to rally individual players into accepting whatever other garbage multiplayer games are currently on the market
>>574712182>TF2 footage with him holding an australium grenade launcher>puts Deadlock and fucking Overwatch on the screenlmao, 60 seconds in and I could not be more correct. It's literally just another one of those guys ragebaiting that TF2 sucks while being the prime TF2 consoomer, why do people do this?
>>574712494lack of critical thinking abilities
didnt BigB already make a "let tf2 die" vid like 5 years ago?
>>574710689many are saying this >>574712182plap
Since JI killed so many weapons, I wish it had made the Dead Ringer practically useless (like the Sandman). Something like removing the speed boost and halving how long it lasts (again). The DR is the second most baffling addition to the game after Sniper.
>>574713603the DR is in a perfectly fine spot nowyou can't brainlessly spam it like you used to be able to, and if you try to as a shitter, you get your shit rightfully pushed in
>>574713771You don't understand, anon. I don't think the Dead Ringer is OP, I just want it to be so shit that nobody ever picks it, because that's what the DR deserves, since its very concept is flawed and should've never been implemented.
>>574714367its concept is cool and thats all that matters
>>574714367nah. the idea of goofy spytech allowing for the feigning of death fits perfectly into tf2
>>574714367I disagree, especially because your opinion is that of someone who does think it's OP. You claiming that it isn't is a distinction without a difference.Spy needed some form of additional survivability, since his stealth simply becomes less effective over time as people learn how to counter him, and when to expect him, since he only has so many windows of opportunity. Is it perfect? No. Does it allow for a different playstyle in the form of gunspy? Yes. Is the game better off because of the dead ringer's inclusion? Contrary to popular belief, yes. Was it absolutely fucked up OP for a significant portion of the game's lifespan? You bet.
>>574712182I don't follow Youtubers or Youtube drama - and I can think of few things more pathetic to be invested in - but I really don't think it's that complex; it's just internet tribalism with people taking the opposite stance as Z so viewers will clap.>>574714718>>574715128The problem with Dead Ringer is that it makes for a poor play experience for new players. When someone installs a first person shooter, shoots an enemy and sees their corpse flop wackily to the floor, it's rational for him to assume he fragged his target. Then a couple of seconds later, he dies to the Spy he thinks is dead. People obviously learn and it becomes increasingly obvious based on the way the hatless scout slowly running and jumping on the enemy's side of the map that something is off, but it's not intuitive. Combine that with Kunai facestabs and you have a server that's ruined for both teams.
>>574716132>a couple of seconds later, he dies to the Spy he thinks is dead.I wouldn't go that far. If he's that new, he probably thinks there was another spy that got him.
>>574715847>Spy needed some form of additional survivabilityspy being shit is part of his balance, he can kill people with one hitthis is why sniper is trash, he also can but without having to deal with the drawbacks spy does
>>574713603>>574716132no...I will NOT jerk off today...
>>574719408Why not?
>>574719408Zinc + fruit nigga
>>574719862is this meant to be part of a map?
>>574719910yep, the circular barrier around the trimping pimping zone.
anime feet has nothing to do with tf2
>>574719862>>574720175That's cool
>>574720175cool stuff, i'm working on a koth map which will also have a few custom assets when complete
>>574716132>I don't follow Youtubers or Youtube dramaYou talk about Zesty Jesus a lot though.
>>574719408There is nothing here to jerk off to.
>>574720545*jerks off to you*
>>574719225part of spy being shit is that he needs to actually put himself in harm's way to get those instakillsthe deadringer sacrifices his ability to cloak when and where he wants for some additional tankiness, but once that period is over, it's signaled with a loud sound effect and he's effectively helplessall things considered, it's a fairly balanced high risk-high reward trade-off
>>574720545unfortunately I'm mentally ill and find feet more arousing than asses
>>574720698that is quite unfortunate
>>574720787that is quite
Creators of pic related woke up one day and thought to themselves>hmmmmmmm today I'm going to make one of the best cosmetic items in TF2
>>574721383that's not the camera beard
>>574721523your gif stops after 2 bumps
>>574720698I'm not a feetnigger but that's quite based I'd say
Desu feetfags are more tolerable than people who like armpits
>>574721523that shit ugly af tranimepedo
>>574722339
>>574721523cute gif shupoGOD
>>574721523>one of the bestShupanon...
Paint use case?
>>574719910>>574720252>>574720303This is how I set it up, each frame on additive only, looping animation of different tick times.
>>574721992works on my machine
>>574723227Untradable items, or royal purple for something like the demoman crown
>>574723305why's the horsemann there? it isn't halloweiner yet
>>574724063I asked for terrible pictures to put in the arena, and anon delivered. All of the barrier images are only visible from the inner face as well, so spectators generally only see the ones on the opposite side of the arena.
>>574723305>>574724351>Olivia Mann (the child from the comics)>TerribleHaha, the sisters won't like this (but the map maker is right, but them in xer place)
>>574726195yeah I'm sure the map maker agrees with your mentally ill obsession which is why he put her front and center on the map and isn't just joking
>>574726335Already throwing a fit, yawwwwwn, look at what he wrote "terrible" eat shit
yeah we're really eating shit having olivia's giant titties all over the map
you guys srsly goonsprite in community servers?
>>574726195>>574726442>>574726547yeah we lost so HARD, seeing olivia in the map is going to make me go WILD, we have to CORRECT this injustice
>>574726687yeah>>574728214exactly
>>574726442Indeed, Sure is Summer in Here, aint it?>>574728324Thanks, brother :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRM8GmFebfoBased or cringe?
>>574730051Top ten items that will make you the coolest groomer in the server
>>574730051degradation of the internet
>>574730051Several people in the server I was in were disgusted by this
G’night :3
Imagine they un-nerf the ambassador
>>574734026I would be happy
>>574723305>porn on wallsAlright guess I won't go this summer.
>>574734145I don't think you ever did considering it's not the first time lmao
>>574735494Were they ever child drawings?
>>574735659yes actually, that's why I know you're larping
>>574735697I don't remember that, but enjoy enjoy your cp event I guess.
>>574735659>larping faggot
>>574735878Because cp was just so integral to the events apparently
>fully clothed drawing >cpyeah it's the larping schizo who has never played on these events
POV: As demoman in BLU spawn on an asymmetrical map during set up time, I pull out my /e/ decal Conscientious Objector while pretending to be AFK, and a number of my teammates come up to it and stare, sometimes looking between me and the sign, and sometimes scoping in as a sniper
>>574736969yep, this is one of the best posts i've ever seen
>>574736969HAHAHA me too!!! I loove flashing softcore porn of questionably aged characters in this game, this is totally normal behavior
what an odd thing to say
>>574743446Furries do that all the time but you couldn't care less to try and shame them here, you are only angry at posters you personally dislike
>>574736969oh sister you're too funny!
really, the first schizo reply wasn't enough? better reply again 30 minutes with the sister shit, that'll show 'em
>Entire thread is porn or talking about pornI'm gonna say it... I miss the Zesty schizos
>entire thread now is about based topics instead of eceleb shitI don't
>Entire thread is porn or talking about pornI wish
>>574747586>based topicsNo.
>>574747586>based topicsYes.
>>574748498>Based topicsYeah
tf2?
alright i'm 90% done with designing mid for my koth map, just need to finish modeling it, create spawns and some placeholder paths to the entrances, mirror it all and then boom, my map will be ready to test
>>574750510can you add me as a contributor that "worked on it" and my fifteen other friends
>powerhouse is bigly popular and fun>no mapmakers are making 3cpwhat gives? I looked at 3cp maps online and they're all either unfinished ugly messes, or conversions from 5cp
>>574752192Can't beat perfection
in the end zesty won
in the end zesty got the girl (male)
>>574712182>>After all, there's a group of trolls who desperately target the discussions with ragebait every single day.>there's a group of people who post daily ragebait about a 20 year old abandoned gameAnd here I thought my life was sad.
What loadouts come to mind
>>574754450The sniper with the hoodie and edgy face mask
>>574754450>Crossbow, Medigun, Ubersaw>Sniper Rifle, Jarate, Bushwacka>L'Etranger, Kunai, Dead Ringer
>>574754450people who clearly only bought their items from the market and have zero fashion sense
>>574754450any youtuber with a specific tf2 loadout
>>574714367>concept is flawed>he doesn't know feign death was an embed ability for Spy in TFCSuch a tourist take. Tell me you never played Team Fortress Classic without telling me you never played TFC.>I don't think the Dead Ringer is OPThen there's no problem since you are not some shitter. Right?
tf2c feign death was a completely different mechanic than dead ringer retard
>>574558223>>574558809>>574561834>>574563562>>574621001>>574623840>>574658274>>574721523behave
saharan spy set should make your decloak silent once again
https://youtu.be/JxsqBpFM1BE?t=92postan spy kino for the newgens
>>574758242if spies could grenade jump like that still then maybe it would be a decent class
if Spy could just stab people in the neck for a crit he would be even funnier class
>>574723564not true
Market gardening is basically backstabbing with fuck you mobility
>be spy>found out that back hitbox of models are angled slightly>back hitbox model protruding to the neck of the model>that allow you to "facestab" from any rear angle, slightly tighter than 180>not too generous but you can pull bullshit by circling around and aiming at their collar>in practice you stab them from the neck already>after a while chat is filled with "interp spy" and "autostab scripts"
a good trolldier essentially has noclip turned on, and I think that's grounds enough for it to be nerfed
>>574760310Post the source of your information, because at least one major part of it is wrong.
>>574760479There are shit ton of videos of those "facestabs" anon.
>>574760310the back hitbox is a perfect rectangle don't piss me off
>>574760559Uh huh. Gonna post the source of your information? Because at least one major part of it is wrong.
>>574760479>>574761537>>574762242it's the retarded esl that gives out erroneous advice like telling people to aim with their viewmodel's sleeve instead of the crosshair and to countersnipe snipers with the brass beast, ignore him
>>574761537I don't deny that but there's some blackmagic involved allowing Spy to stab shit from weird angles, seemingly over the shoulders without elevation. There must be many clips of those when you skim through Starykrow, klown, Stabbystabby or MrSwipez channels. Pay attention they really aim for the neck level.That'd be great if you would open game files in an editor and enlighten me. I'm not that much of a nerd myself.>>574762347>viewmodel's sleeve instead of the crosshair That helps when you need to react to a close up target while you were dealing with long distance. For quicker response it's good, not so much useful when focusing solely at long distance undisturbed.
called it
>>574760310Backstab hitbox was 180° in 2007, and still is 180° in 2026.The only change Valve made was that the Spy needs to actually look at the same direction as the target to qualify as a backstab.
Funny how quickly Phoneyland and the totally legit and not staged doxxing was memory holed
>>574758047no
>>574764834You're laughing. A man's hacienda was leaked and you're laughing.
>>574768391>phoneyland doesn't get added>get 2 desert style maps instead (Mojave and Dryfield)guess doxxing works lololol
>>574735697News to me.>>574726195Yep, in accordance with the Milhouse accords the offending barrier image will be scrubbed and replaced. Replacement suggestions now open.
[LARP Alert]
>>574746664
>>574773118Step one complete.
>>574773118FYI, the guy you're replying to that's obsessed with 'sisters' and trannies is the resident schizo, and you shouldn't take anything he says seriously.
>>574775010I mean, I hear you, but it was borderline at best to start. Wasn't even a rolled image.
>>574768391FYI, the guy you're replying to that's obsessed with 'doxxing' and phoneyland is the resident schizo, and you shouldn't take anything he says seriously
>>574775956I know! Thanks for the (You) cocksucka
How long are you guys going to talk about Phoneyland forShould I expect it to continue for the next year or so
>>574777448Hoppkins will return again eventually again so yeah.Still no proof of him being doxed anywhere btw.
>>574777448why isn't she stuffing her fat face and fat body with a giant sandvich
>>574777448its rent free and kinda sad yea
>>574777448Who is on the phone?
>>574758047nah
>>574777448Phoneyland 2 is coming out next year so yeahTHE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>574777448What should we talk about if not phoneyland, then?
>>574775260>rolled imageWhat does that even mean in this context? The scout image didn't roll anything, the last digits were 6 & 4
>>574778359anon idk if you noticed since the thumbnail doesn't look it, but that's nsfw
>>574778542buttholes are sfw
>>574778359what are your tf2 mod ideas?
idk what edrama is being talked about but the new mexican swag of TF2 is fucking awesome
>>574778359babymaking plap with trist, poppy, vex, and lulu
>>574778359deleted too soon
>>574778359poor anon
>>574778852made for sleepinggod almighty, i could happily slip into a coma there
>>574778852Wow she looks just lıke you
>>574775956ok Hoppkins
>please please please give me attention
>>574781840i dont even know which one youre trying to make fun of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk
>>57478256950 thousand players used to play here. Now it's a ghost map.
>>574773118>>574774860The image you were using was of an aged up adult Olivia. Don't listen to the troll, he hates the resident drawfriend who drew it and goes on and on about it being a child character but it wasn't
>>574775260>Wasn't even a rolled image.You didn't even do a roll, you asked for suggestions. The scout image you're replacing it with wasn't even a suggestion which is more unfair
>>574765757>>574778359>>574778852baby making sex with shupos, poppy, tristana, vex, and lulu>>574777448egg making sex with meowscarada
>>574728214>>574726547>>574774860>>574775010>>574775956HAHAHA, GET FUCKED >a-atleat we get o-livia's...What? i cant hear speak louder for the ppl in the back!>b-but muh l-liviastfu, and get btfo. big dubs on the map creator for proving once again that you all are worthless troonsso when's the map gonna come out
>My favorite classDEMO, awesome fun gambling rng spam class>Second favoriteSPY, so unique, so fun, facestabbing however is boring to me>Third favoritePYRO, cool brain off class that feels very fun to playI LOVE TF2 I LOVE TF2 I LOVE TF2FUCK EVERY OTHER CLASS I DIDNT MENTION
mvm updetto soon?
tf2 players dont even play tf2 anymore. All they do is goon and post about youtubers.
tftubers don't even play the game anymore. All they do is obsess over and stalk other tftubers.
>>574773118>>574774860Do you see what you did? You made the troll happy, he was never going to play on your server, he just wants to fuck with people>>574791690
>>574794749Shhhh, it's okay, here's some tissues
soon as ryuke wakes up he'll realize you're a faggot and undo it
>>574795904Sure, keep thinking that troon. You, your troon artist, and troon pals should learn to stfu and actually play the game
>>574796873Ikr? All they do is post porn and talk about tf2bers. They should go the way of the rope and go ACK--
>>574791907two more weeks
>JERMA IS PLAYING TF2https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985>MVM UPDATE HYPE!!https://www.twitch.tv/jerma985
peep the horror
>>574799412>comes back to play TF2>instantly goes to case openingJestyZesus's twin brother fell off
>>574800427he fell off in 2015 when he backstabbed the tf2 community and became a slopstreamer
>>574799412>Literally your biggest ex-creator saying that the MvM update is the most he's been excited about the game in over a decade and he's even buying crates off to "support" itIf they don't release ze update this year...
>>574800427>>574800721wait until zesty hears about this....
my trannytuber can beat up your trannytuber
Kirk vs GornShepherd vs PriceConor vs MaxSniper vs SpyJerma vs Jesus
>>574799412lole
>>574802373>Jerma didn't even see it and the esl retard got votekicked for thatEdgybros...
>>574794749Cracking that whip now. One spot open.>>574795904After doing some research Olive Drawfriend seems fine. The boba shall be restored.>>574785065Scoot isn't a finalist.
>>574802730he probably did see it but he is an oldschool gamer that understands the "don't feed the troll" motto
>>574802864Rollin for dancing 'livia
>>574803189True that too
>>574802864>>574802864and where did you research? its the child from the comics, its obviously pandering to pedos and troons on this thread. i seriously hope you dont bend the knee just cause 2 ppl would dislike you on this thread. plus the drawfag obviously needs to work on his "art". surely you can find something better or more suitable?
>>574803326Heard, though with the way the walls are it'd only be a single frame if this one makes it.
>>574803579ThisWe can finally have oc that enriches the thread and has nothing to do with these faggot, eh, I mean sisters
This Jerma guy is a little zesty
>574803579ok
>>574799412>indians building temples in texas>jerma unboxing crateszesty bros..
>>574802864Based>>574803579Shut up faggot, you're literally the one complaining and he's aware of your shit now
>>574802864Fempyro ass to go with the Olivia boob
>>574806245Femyordle butthole to go with the Fempyro ass and the Olivia boob
>>574806860
>>574806860>fat fuckin ass>even lactatinggod bless you anon I'll miss you
>>574805581Whatever sister, you're the only one mad here
sounds a lot like you're seething he stopped listening to you, actually
>>574807838
>>574808464>>574808483Whatever, that doesn't mean you guys aren't pedos anime troons. Hope you find your way towards a rope or towards a rooftop my fellow sister
>most famous tf2 player ever streaming tf2 now>dude's soldier gameplay is worse than some NC soldiershow the mighty have fallen
The drawfag and the map faggot can eat shit for all I care
what was that, sandvich? team fabulous 2 is kino? GOOD IDEA
>>574808725Tf2 is a hard game to get back into desusenpai
all of the new maps suck
>>574808725we'll see how good you are at soldier when you turn 60
>>574808754>picking a fight with "the map faggot"embarrassing
>>574808725Star_ is offline tho
>>574808725Blud you seriously weren't watching Jerma for the gaymeplay right? Ster was the good one meanwhile Jerma was the funny one.
>ACTUAL tf2 unc starts playing again>immediately buys cases to support future updates>enjoys workshop gimmick map>"i don't even remember what quickplay was like">actually has fun playing the videogamegrifting tf2bers in SHAMBLES...
>>574811353>doesn't remember what quickplay was likefake tf2 gamer
>>574811353>40>not baldinghe won for that alone
Don't be surprised if we're getting filters for custom names this week (honestly a good change since I fucking hate guessing what our medic is healing me with from their custom medigun)
>>574811697doesnt beat that he is the only male tf2uber under 5'4''
how DARE he open cases... doesn't he know valve is an EVIL company that wants to make MONEY!??!? no other company would get away with that.... ONLY VALVE!!!!
>>574811353He just got an unusual taunt-ifier and didn't even notice
Zesty might be a sperg but he is still right about valve. Maybe they should do some maintenance on their game.
why the fuck is jerma making you guys think about zesty of all people
>>574812107it's just funny how the hero of tf2 comes in and gives valve thousands by opening cases and that makes zesty mad
>Jerma prefers the gay pyroland Minigun over the KINO Butcher Bird oneIt's OVAH, he HATES the artstyle
>>574812104Small indie corporation that made only 11 billion dollars in 6 months can't hire someone to work on their game that makes tens of millions a year pls understand
>>574812289Counter argument: Pyroland is art style
>>574812409Meet the Pyro is the worst Meet the video altho
>>574812107They are twins. One of them is evil, the other one is good.
>>574811861>doesnt beat that he is the only male tf2uber under 5'4''wait what
I dont know what you people expect from Valve. Their entire business model is digital rent seeking. Production is risky and costly, sit on your ass and live like a digital feudal lord collecting passive income instead. Even their console's main objective is to get more people to use and spend money on steam.
>>574812519nigga's a manlet, its been a meme since forever
