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>>574571184Dia won...
Don't come to CM16 tomorrow
>>574571358But finals are in 2 days
CAM ON ARGIE SCORE SUM FACKING GOALS
I hate doto's boob pocket
This thread will have rape
Boobs?
/uma/ is rape generalbut uma rape and rape uma are not samelearn the difference
>>574571441Don't come to CM16 overmorrow
Kita piss
Digitan LOVE
>>574571561If you take away the boobs, there's not much Daiwa left.
>>574571546>only ten posts inAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>574571473lets talk about CFs and how cute and bestie they are compared to literally anyone else including /sp/tards
>>574571358>activates Intimidate>gets in 1-2nd position early-race>can't activate budding and sfv>can't activate if winning lose
okay you've had the chance to queuepost your final team WR, /uma/
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT ONLY GETS THE MEJIROS ACE TEAM AIEEEEEEEEE
I feel like I’ll get third in A finals but hey I’ve luckshit my way through 3/5 and 2/5 in my A semis
Hello Motherfuckers
Hoeh...
>>574571681You still have a pretty uma with long fluffy hair that doesn't look like shit compared to Vodka.
>>574571748I switched them around so much I dont even knowBut somewhere around 65-70%
>>574571829
Chibi sex
Jerking off to the next uma posted
>>57457174886% WR with my fillies!
>>574571906go for it
>>574571916Mayano it is
>>574571748>54%Coinflip cm
>>574571723My Bakushin will just win insteadYou can't intimidate me, Curren Chan
>>574571954>>574571906>he missed a 10/10 by 4 seconds
When will we stop giving a shit about goyball
>JP now slaps scenario skills on the cards
>>574571748>125% WRYeah I know I'm pretty good at this game
>>574571681>>574571561Worst posters ITT.>>574571473>>574571701At least we got these based lads.
hating something doesn't make you more interesting and gives women the 'ick
>>574572204Fully aware I'm based, but thank you anyway.
>>574572036That's not one uma so you have to jerk off to RyanOr if you really want to do it to Maya you have to use this pic
>>574572115late stage gachausually by now you would know that EoS was like 2 years ahead
>>574572205Profesional woman here, true!
>>574571351NO NOT THE SLEEVEAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574572205Good thing ningen opinions are worthless
>>574571898A little too puffy
>free uma stancool
>>574572358>free>-10 energy>rapeNot worth it
spamming about off topic sports ball in a video game thread about horses doesnt gives you a personality and gives woman the 'icks
>>574571184
>>574571748
>>574572281More like this
>>574571229Okay then make a recording
do i rest here or am i overthinking itthis is pre qualifier so 3 training turns to go including this turn
One small step towards Turf Rickey.Too bad the Maru run was complete shit Rainbows and got me shitty S rank sparks.At least she only lost 2 races I guess
>>574571748it was a mistake to get into A finals
Tachyon LOVE
>>574572465
>>574572453So we should post more about the world cup to ward off the perfidious n*ngen?
>>574571597agnes doesn't have allat
>>574572036NOOOOO
>>574571748my late ended up with the highest win rate...
>>574572204buena raped me
>>574571184riggi riggitini
Late surger is the single worst red spark in this game
Does someone have the current JP ace tier list for each style?
>>574572698How about you help me anon....
>>574572204You're the worst!
>>574572953Here's your Ryan
I THINK WE SHOULD RAPE SENSEI!
>>574572657>sweaty Dia hugging (you) after trainingI am going insane
>>574572914i mean, did you expect anyone to disagree
>>574573092Wrong thread, but yes.
>>574573031I want maya...I need cunny...
>>574572589haaaaaaaaaaaaalp meeeeeee
uwu
>>574571561Estelle doesn't have alla that
why does nobody here ever tell me I did good
>>574573176Nah I'm in the correct thread alright.
Chiyono is the worst uma
>>574573175No, I just got 2 in a row in parents that would have otherwise been good so Im angy
sprintkino is funi don't even put it on 2x speed i watch the whole thing because it is short enough
>>574573269Cuddling with Suzuka in bed while whispering sweet nothings into her ear...... feeling her warmth against my skin as I kiss her all over.....
>>574572589I would train if this deck is Wit-heavy
>>574572917
Who wants to make out tonight?
>>574573235You cheated! The first post was a screenshot of race results with several umasGo jerk off to Ryan
Ok just saw the famous horse pussy webm in the /sp/ stickyWhich one of you was it?
sweepyano sweep gun
Is there a site that lists each trainee's sexual orientation?
>>5745735264chan.org
>>574573504get fucked /sp/ turds>reddit spacingdie
>>574573574Where can I find it?
Reminder that brown is good for you
>>574572589Gamble on power if you have at least 3 wit
>>574573235Too bad, you're getting Ryan and you're gonna like it.
>give my taiki groundwork>she pace promotes every single time>can't activate any of her shit
>>574573390IT HAS 3 WITS IS THAT HEAVY THANKS KITASAN
uma de manko
>>574573526All of them are straight retard.
>>574572661Breeding Ardan
>>574573803Source?
>>574573803YeaSTRAIGHT UP RETARDS LMAO
Hahah I don't have any energy for you to stealstay back in MANT bitch
is /uma/ team spain or team argentina
...
>>574573990soccer sucks
>>574573721sameand i didn't even bring neck and neckat least neck and neck still works when pace promotedotherwise pump them full of guts and hope for a lucky duel or something
>>574573990Goyball is off topic
>>574574114>pace promoted oguri>just stays ahead of the pack the whole time>trumps you and wins if you try to pass her
which non-brown umas have the darkest nipples?
>>574573721>>574574114I thought giving them angling along with groundwork is common sense in case of lucky pacer
>>574571751Palmer is asking for it
>>574573390>>574573703yahoo gambling works
>>574574357Moar of this
>>574573721>>574574114I literally never lost when Maya or Furawa pace promoted, head-on for Maya and angling for Nishino is enoughOr else Sweepy surges and passes them
>>574574357HOLY SEX GROOVE
Oguri+Inari+Digitan lineage with 25 shared G1s eachgood idea or no?
The carats are burning a hole in my account, can they just release the light hello banner today
>>574574357
>>574571184cheating on my trainee and openly flirting with prettier, more successful umas to punish her every time she loses a race.
>Lady Iiko, granddaughter of Oguri Cap. She has a charming personality and is very cute. You can also sense Oguri Cap's presence in her.
>>574574501Just do Pasa, digitan needs long borrows and they all suck ass
How can I figure out if my oshi likes cock or not? The trainee events give some awfully mixed signals since cygames tries to pander to every direction at once
>>574574406>gamblingit's called gamer instinct
>another peak condition epithet stolen because of random mood downs
>Check Ruby's skillset>Unique slows down enemies>1st gold slows down enemies>2nd gold can be evolved to slow down enemies>This uma is highly regardedSo debuffs are fine when they are not on red skills huh...
>>574573803helios definitely swings both ways at the very least
>no point making TT before GL>no point making aces before GL>no point making parents before autosuck my DICK dancho you're lucky I'm even doing my dailies there's literally nothing to do
>>574574546>You can also sense Oguri Cap's presence in her.The constant hunger?
>>574574590the truth is that umas are total sluts for non-umas in general which helps guarantee their survival despite being such a small portion of the species.
>>574574814It's Elfen Lied all over...
>>574573990Who's the Messi of uma
Now, you may think that this win rate means that my chances of winning the finals are on the smaller side, but if you account for the Steamy Solidarity epithet and the fact that the rest of the team is auto-selected, then my chances rise astronomically. That coupled with the auspicious sign of me not getting even a Sprint A in any of my other Digitan runs surely means that I will deny some person that has spent multiple times more effort and time on building his aces than me the pleasure of winning
In theory i can just use my 300 carrots to spam auto races all day and get all the parents?
>>574574909>they use their vectors to produce what we humans see as uma magicIt all makes so much sense now...
What the fuck is she talking about?
>>574574814Ackshually they're mostly Iesbian which means they're facing extinction
>>574575150I NEED my face buried in between these massive hag tits
>>574575150Exquisite
>>574575150Air Groove insulting me while giving me paizuri
Is Biblos straight at least?
>>574575121pot calling the kettle black kind of joke
>>574574546is that a wound on her face under her eye? it looks like a hole...
>>574575121it's like pot calling the kettle black but science
>football dethroned keiba as the second most popular sport in JapanKeiba fans KNEEL to footieCHADS
>>574575121He's calling her a hoe
>>574575335>>574575443NEEEERD
>>574575121an acid and a base are opposite in terms of ph but they react similarly in that they will burn you
I have been thinking about pulling for seeking the hag but does her story have any romance?
>didn't check doxxgenesis for a while>do the bare minimum during the month, 2 careers/day max>surely danchou is annoyed with me and thinking of kicking me out>check club today>top 5 earnerHuh, I should've played even less
>>574574786well...>>574575365i think it's either an injury or a spot where a tick/bot fly was
>>574575608haha you're a danchou buttslut
>>574575121Imagine the YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE moment
>>574575518Sumo is in 1st not gaysball right
>>574575532Nigga I learned that in like 8th grade
uma for this feel
>>574575121Imagine two kids on the playground, one kid is named Acid, and the other kid is named Base.
>>574575067The one time i got a 90% WR i was put in a mega rigged lobby and conversely when i just didnt care and was 15% i was put in a sub 2k lobby. I believe the game ATTEMPTS to give you a chance as long as it has enough data (i.e. you don't switch aces before finals).
>>574575532>pokkefag is a literal retard
>>574575697burgers don't have what you call high school level education please understand
>>574575810I set up the joke...
do not open
>>574575821I am a burger...
>>574574357Admire Groove probably has dark nipples. Rulership. All of Groove's children inherited them from their mother.
>>574575885
>>574575885hey
Hishiama has bright pink nipples btw
>jungle baguette
>>574575952
I cant believe Creek raped Taishinhttps://youtu.be/whVtvsZksps
>>574575875when you flip man-eater falco it instantly destroys another uma on your opponent's side of the track
>>574576025That's why she's pure sex
>>574575121Goldship is genuinely high IQ unlike agnes Larpyon btw so she was probably cringing internally at this
>>574575608Autis/uma/bwo...
>>574576054what a beautiful contrast, the only thing that'd make her better is blue eyes
RADICAL DIRTERS
Is it wrong to support false dreams?
>>574575518>new cygame with anime girls based on football players doing idol dances after matches
>>574576215>fell below A+ rank againoh no no no no Autis/uma/sisters
Not so triumphant right now
>>574575608I do that too but I'm bottom 5 and my club member passive aggressively complain about me...
>>574576375Ryan danchou moving to a yet to be known club next month killed the morale
>>574576459>but I'm bottomyeah
If I left right now my club would drop to A
>>574576469Wait wtf he is?
>>574576459Don't worry you're kicked next month Maybe before the month ends too
why does creek seem to enjoy babying people who dislike it the mostsomeone needs to teach her consent, what a rapey mindset she has.
>>574575045Lovcen
>>574576459Mambro...
>>574576540Noone cares Umama
>>574576459Mambwo...
How do you call this?
Mambros... stop thinking aloud in the thread...
>>574576459>I'm bottom sasuga kitaposter
>>574576743dueling
>>574576743consistency
>>574576780but I didn't get invited to the mambocord...
>>574576782You'll be my bottom.
Paging HakurukudevPaging HakurukudevHas there been any interesting data with Go With the Flow in this cup compared to other cups? Particularly when isolating those samples with over 1200 power? What happens when comparing results against activation time and running style? End Transmission
>>574577042Only the Four Kings, Keb, Aelred, and Ra are invited
>follow the rules>l-le bare minimum!!!Ok and? Deal with it? Just beg dancho for better rules if you don't like it. Hmmm what's that? Dont wanna? You will just keep bitching anonymously and post le graphs like a little BITCH? Yea I thought so. You fucking PUSSY. They call you the Danchole. Keep spreading that ass for fans you slut.
>>574577103No lemon
How about too much Yip, too much Yap?Ever heard of that one?
>>574576459At least you don't request sashes... Right...?
Who wants to erp?
>>574577103Meant for Hakurakudev, but am stupid>>574577150Not them
Which is the Tom Cruise of uma?
>get a rainbow from my daily pull>it's my third Taiki Shuttle
this is not a healthy graph
if you dox rank is above #3000 you deserve to be in S club
>>574577239I wantI just killed myself after not getting Rickey. What you doing?
>>574577306The middle flatline is funny
>>574577149Our A+ club doesn't even enforce the rules and we're all getting away with it
>>574577406my danchou would have kicked that one
>>574576215>>574576375/uma/Club must be stopped
just found out jungle pocket had a kid named jungle rocket and that made me laugh
>>574577149
>>574577587Pokkute! Rokkute?
@umagrok animate ryan spilling water all over the place
>>574577601what a terrible formation
>>574577601>3-3-4What a terrible formation
wahey
>>574571748Very happy with my decision to rebuild Biwa, she's been doing super well and can even win in 1st/2nd going into late-race thanks to Turbo Sprint/Head-On/PWR. Taishin has been a strong performer with some good carryover with her unique but I probably should have built Ticket as a Late instead of a Pace, I made the parents pre-update and I just decided to follow through with it anyways. Ticket always seems to struggle more than Biwa/Taishin when I run BNW.Long Corners is because I ran out of stuff to buy thanks to Fast Learner on Taishin, and the recoveries on Ticket were from the acupuncturist>>574572637If you're in A finals you've already won, even if you get 3rd you get as much as you would have from winning B finals with the bonus of potentially snagging 1st/2nd with even more rewards
>>574572914>redAnon, are you aware that you are colorblind?
How do I use this to do feng shui?
>>574577601Wingbacks, doko?
>>574577716need a rokke design that is rokkute
>Check when the umas I want to pull for are going to come in, first one is Zephyr>DIRECTLY after finemo/Summer maru rerun>Need the super creek stamina card on the rerun>Immediately afterwards is wonder acute>Zenno Rob Roy just a couple weeks afterwardsFUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>574577860>he is but a mere frog in a wellyou disappoint me junior.
>>574577965zephyr has a rerun with titty shuttle next year if you can wait
>>574577965get better taste maybe
>>574572853you probably used my parent for mayano kek
>>574576215>>574576375>blasted a member before gibs>lowered everyone's moraleAnnouncing it in the thread for the attention was a bad idea
>>574577860>He doesn't understand the eight trigrams
Sit down dog
>>574578128why does she need the name tag
>>574578063>Early march>Immediately after comes marvelous sundayI can do it but the curse remains
>>574578190Pama wife
>>574578190sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex >>574578197>why does have a bouquet have a name tag
>>>/sp/156950097>7
To that one anon. The Fuku remix is from this video, I think...https://youtu.be/Y9HY5UC_73c
>>574578238you're gonna have to use... that....
>go to make a sandwich>inside of my sealed bag of bread is swarming with fliesuma for this feel?
>>574578190she's definitely weak to anal
>>574578197Because Curren is already taken
>>574577601>mountain and windWhat duo hissatsu would Ryan and Ines use?
>>574578441nakayama festa
Are they gonna sell selector ticker in 1.5 anni?
I don't usually find the umas sexually attractive (their designs are just pretty mid except for like 3 of them) or wank to them but this morning I got super horny for Bakushin for no apparent reason.
>>574577601>Bobo shooting from mid field
>>574578662it's free, only for cards
>>574578686bakshin is flat
>>574578686>I don't usually find umas sexually attractiveWhats it like being gay?
So does nice neicha wit just not finish her chain anymore? Is that just the reality we live in?
>>574577601Ryan really does not strike me as an attacking player
>>574578541>>574578717the only good kind of soccer, the anime based kind
good morning.
>>574578192bakushin is ugly
>>574578892Hishiama Wife....
>>574578973>soccer animearen't those all for little boys and fujos
>>574578920I've noticed that card events seem fucked after the update, very frequently I'm only finishing 2 or 3 event chains out of 6 cards
>>574578998But it's 21:13...
With horse racing moving billions each year, why haven't they cloned famous horses like Sunday Silence or Secretariat yet? Even if they were only for exhibition, everyone would want to see them. Maybe even have an all clone race every few years. I bet they could probably reverse engineer Eclipse too
>>574579153sunday silence is in the game
>>574579216read again
>>574578190Further proof Palmer will never have the elegance of a Mejiro. You can't just hit people with your tail like that.
>>574579247oh you mean irl, it's unethical
>>574571748A comfy 60%.I'm glad that my FiMo from MANT still proved more than capable.
>>574571748>fronts are bricked btw
>>574579153You don't seem to grasp the soul of keiba
>>574578998Do you live in Hawaii or something, it's already noon on the west coast.
>>574579153they could use them for NPCs or do a Northern Taste/Secretariatlike but I think current Cygames would rather get the rights if available, pure assumption from my part tho, nothing is stopping them to add iconic horses as NPCs as long as they're have a different name
>>574579449umama has me bricked
>>574571184Anulo mufa
you know...it never crossed my mind that I could just search that deleted artist name at the usual place...and I see a lot of mcqueen x teio seggsjesus that's a lot of mcqueen x teio seggs
This game is actually fucking evil. Im gonna kill myself.
>>574579063Captain Tsubasa is still going on and it's a seinen because only uncs want to read a 40 yo manga that peaked at volume 10Now we have Blue Lock (literally BL) but it's obvious the author makes his characters act faggy to appeal to fujos especially Bachira
>>574571748Nyot good
>>574579153why don't you direct these retarded questions towards chatGPT
>>574579646blue lock is about soccer??
>>574578892hishiama's pink nipples are hiding under that dress...
>>574571748My daughter will have to carry it.
Idc about shit soccer sportsball post hot umas
>>574571748I did way better than expected, alas Oguri Cap pulled of a full sweep on day 2. Now I am in A finals
>>574579646>Captain Tsubasa is still going onuhhh
>>574579546brick my head in
>>574579727I know it's hard to believe but yes
>>574579835OK
>>574571748CM wasn't random enough
>>574571748Taiki is A turf and A distance.
I must use Anges Tachion speed card even on fronts etc? Even though her skill is for pace? Right?
>>574580279you have Smaru for that
>>574580279Sloptubers tell me you use Tachion for everyone during GL, but only paces use it afterwards.
Curren is so cute that Adored by All works on Curren too!
>>574580279If you dont have Kitasan, yes. Otherwise you can use Kita+maru
>>574580334Would she let me lick her back?
>>574574357air groove's brown nipples...
>5 win into 5 loss
>>574578441>give up on the sandwich and make some pasta instead>pour on some grated parm from the fridge>a hunk of it comes out blue-greenwhat did I do to deserve this
>>574579912The author made a manga named Road to 2002 in 2000 that starts with a flash foward of the Japan v Brazil finals in 2002 (hence Road to 2002). The issue is we are 26 years later and he just finished a 120 chapters match of Japan v Spain at the 2000 OLYMPICS. And he announced he still wants to make the Champions League and then World Cup arc.
>>574580530didn't eat it fast enough
>>574580501Imagine the smell....
>>574579153>t.
>>574579646>haikyuu manga is apparently super gay and pro fujo>the anime TRIED to tone things down to attract a male audience, adding cute and sexy femalesor for all I know i'm talking a lot of bs, but it's what I heard back when s1/2 aired.
>>574579153Cloning living things is still pretty taboo. On top of it, cloning doesn't reset the biological clock, a clone's cells will start off at the time when they were taking. So if you made a clone of sunday silence from his post-retirement days, you'd get a horse with a much shorter lifespan and most likely health issues or whatever other shit the originals had going on
Maya is annoying and orange. An annoying orange, if you will.
>>574580530keep your grated parm in the freezer
>>574580598wikipedia says that series finished over 22 years agowhat am I missing
>>574580501motorboating air groove's fat, sweaty, obscene tits
>2002 was 26 years ago
>watch this divegrass finals everyone keeps hyping about>it's the most boring sports there is aside from golfI don't think there's an even more boring sports to watch than footie and golf
>>574580530Yeah freeze your cheese. I do that too. Gets you extra months
>>574580757Time to play in the dirt.
>>574580838golf is at least relaxing soccer is just boring and loud
subspecies
>>574571748gl to everyone
>>574580530People pay extra for modly cheese.
https://youtu.be/VZkLDveEsnA
>>574580526Clearly your faith in Shiraoki was wavering.
>>574581002Yeppers and there's at least happening with golf. I'm even watching a spic commentator just to make this match interesting and watchable
>>574581035fox umamusume
>>574581165What the fuck did she paint? Looks weird.
>>574580712I got this referenceNow make uma's real Dr. Chink
happy clappies
> No Dodging DangerI really wish Sixth Sense wasn't an agemasen card. This Condor will have to do for my next loop.
>>574580784He starts a new manga every new arc, Road to 2002 is the start of Tsubasa and the other's story as profesionnal footballers. Golden 23 is Olympics qualifiers without Tsubasa and Rising Sun is the Olympics. Then he realized he would never finish his manga and decided to just post story boards and made the current match 10x longer
>>574581035owlmusume
>>574581229Umamusume A has a character model?
>>574580816but I'm 24
I just realized next cm is medium which means debuff fiesta, now with S. Golshi parents.
>>574578084nah it was from some guy named Sakutaits kinda meh desuwhy didn't you share your parent with the class!
>>574581035
>>574581126the ONLY cute opera artist
>>574581035goblinmusume
>>574581546ruined
nobody cared about Dia until the WC
>>574581564this is just tachyonundo
>>574581035humanmusume
97089409Nakayama 1200 Sprinters StakesI am so fucking mad right now STUPID NTR EVENT WOULDN'T FINISH LITERALLY EVERY OTHER CARD EVENT FINISHED & IT WAS AT 2/3 BUT NOOOO THE GAME SHOWD ME SOME FUCKING MOOD DOWN EVENT INSTEAD JUST FUUUUCK ME YEP YEP WHATEVER I HAVE SPRINT S IT DOESN'T MATTER IT DOESN'T ITS FINE WHATEVERRR
>>574581564Bobo will always be hot, but I prefer longer hair.
>>574581594love this pink goblin
>>574580980
If your club isn't hosting a CM room, then you're not a good club
>>574581759She didn't miss what? It is just a photo.
Can someone post some uma x trainer domestic violence I need it for a friendGreentext screencaps work too.
>>574578920I don't even get Curvature on half my runs anymore.
>>574581709>xe’s racing before the final
>>574581782
>>574581873anyone have the abusive wife neicha one
>>574581873Which Uma does your "friend" want and what level of domestic abuse does your "friend" want?
>>574581352Out of 10!
>>574581709How do you pronounce #?
>>574582057hashtag
ANSHINZAWAAAAAAAA
>>574581946after deliberately not racing before the finals and jobbing extremely hard anyway it's obvious they're seperately seeded
>>574581709Cap in my arse73454108
>>574581969>>574581782cute
>>574582057octothorpeoctothorpeRaceDayoctothorpeRunBeautifullyLikeAFloweroctothorpeWaitingForCheersFromEveryone
>>574573803without exception, but especially Calstone Light O, because she only goes straight
>>574582028Any of the "innocent wife" uma's and deep abuse and gaslighting
I look like this
>>574582481no you don't umama
>>574582191Wooooow you know what could've helped with that speed TazunaFCM...IF I HAD IT94999800
>>574582448fack you!!
So what was your total at the end of day 4 anon
>>574582558and your proof?
>>574582635taiki would never ever ever do something this mean
Do I make a Creek parent for the next CM or Tachyon is the standard?
>>574571748>>574582661Anyon just scroll up
>>574582481you are a fat, greasy disgusting anon, not a cute busty anime horse girlIt's nice to have dreams, but agp is very, very bad for you.
>>574582720for xoggy you need tachy
>>574582698Cesario flipped her off first though
Good night friends!!!
>>574582661hi we share 77.5% wr also there's a big ass reply chain >>574579449>>574582769ok paul
>>574582720Tachyon is the one XOguri needs, though Creek's isn't bad if you need recovery for other umas
>>574582741I refuse
>>574582585Just double dom again little bwo
>>574582585It's Falcover74018670
how the fuckwas thisa goldHOW?
>>574582819gn
xoggy need taktak
>>574582920retard
>>574582670the burden of proof is upon the person making the claim that is different from the baseline assumption. the baseline assumption is no one looks like kitasan black irl, so the burden of proof is upon the person who claims they look like kitasan black.
>>574582953sunday's marvelous sundays...
>>574582912BASED UMAMA
I didn't pull for Brickeyso Xoguri + Rudolf + Grass is it?
>>574582990don't call me a retard you window licking faggot
>>574582878Inoptimal strategy which is why I stopped using it3 aces is more consistent AhhhI got to A Finals!!!I get to be at least a little proud of myself...
>>574583059yeppers
If you want a good parent for Xoguri in the next cm Im already following the best Tach borrow with 25 G1's, 20 whites and 3*/3*/2* and I hope I took one of you xonigger's spots so you cant use it
>>574582994okay so you have nothing got it get raped idiot>>574583060RETARD
>>574582784>>574582862I meant more in a generalist way. I know for Xoguri Tachyon will be the get go, but I want a generalist one for second ace, considering every second guy will run xoguri +2 debuffs.
>>574583134racing spirit status?
>>574583076You're a good trainer despite being a twinky fruity boy
>>574583159don't make me post the photo
>>574583236Stam+wit
>>5745831343* pwr I hope
wait umama has agp?
Maya wins!
>>574583134I remove anyone who doesn't borrow my parent
>>574583159I believe Umama looks like KSb
>>574583227depends on your second acerickey brickey? seiun skylate? ryan x dober other paces? lol don't know what to do? brian or nyoperacreek is not a good parent (doing 20+ G1s with her is hard)
>>574582912Maya the Menace 51911941
Wait I can't do xoggers with Triple 7s this time?
>>574583134The best parents have iffy blues
the jigmeister returnshttps://jiggie.fun/59aSoq>https://jiggie.fun/59aSoqhttps://jiggie.fun/59aSoq>https://jiggie.fun/59aSoqhttps://jiggie.fun/59aSoq
>>5745833133* power 3* pace
>>574583443>pace
>>574583159you don't have anything either
this is worse than waiting for CM finals
cm17 status?
>>574583386I wanted it to be Pasa front. I guess I'll just try to make a Tachyon in Mant.
>>574583536Will make a XOg and two debuffers the day before
>>574583486Pace pink is actually good for xog since style S raises wit and you need to perfectly proc three skills.
>>574583536Looooping
>>574583486>3* pace on a +200 affinity parent is bad for a xoguri buildI see
>>574583636oguri cute
>>574583387I wish I could make another Pasa but the Ryan I borrowed switched to some shitty Digitan vetSick and twisted move to do...74955470
>>574583134>not cooking your own tachyon parentI'm less than 10 runs in but so far this is my best24 G1s on everyone of course>maya mile sparksshe's my best affinity gp with all the loopable skills I want... I only need to borrow a 9 medium parent with also super affinity and I'm golden
>>574583420
>>574583742check near reset, maybe he's like me and only puts his good borrow up for an hour or two until capping CP for the day
My oshi is not winning the sprint and it’s my fault that I didn’t put enough effort into making her good enough. I have failed her.What are some painless ways to kill myself, /uma/?
pooguri crap
>>574582481Do you have a friend that looks like Dia?
>>574583851Gun
>>574580717grown ass women btw
>tl blessed by Dia L'Arc spoilersD-Dia!?
>>574583898We don’t have guns here. I’m not an American.
>>574583134i don't even care
>there is no stam Tachy parent with Racing spirit staminaU-oh
I gave divegrass a chance and this is what I getNEVER AGAIN
didn't we get missions a while back that gave you like 50 banners for finishing a race (one time each)why don't we get those for the new races
>>574571748LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574583742Forbidden Block Falcon strategy65787850>>574583839He's had it like this for multiple days now
https://x.com/ikrmion_/status/2078821726683615591
>go 1/0/2 with my bricked team>decide to remake my busted Bakushin for the very last round>gives me the 3 wins I needBAKUSHIN
>>574584021>hydration breaks>half time concertsThe fag at the FIFA who thought letting burgers host the WC was a good idea needs to beaten to a pulp
>>574583904hot sex sex sex
Nakayama Festa during retirement, it's been said during his active racing days he was a rather unpredictable and hard to ride horse and I believe very temperamental too
>>574583863yeah but she's overseas rn for business so it's just me for now
>>574584153oh it's AI assisted
Anyone have a world cup stream? No one else is talking about anything else so I might as well tune in.
>>574584153Don't mix my daughter with your monkey argie trash.
>>574571916This seems to be the highest WR in the thread
>>574584218My bakushin has done really well, it's very possible she will be my first Ms. VICTORIA
>>574584360>daughterRedditor
>>574584375he didn't actually post a screenshot of his wr though
>>574584139My hero....74450217
>>574584250Pass her my number when she returns please and thank you
>>574584375least obvious samefag
>>574584013>I actually took anon's spotGet fucked lmao
>>574584429Don't you have some donkey meat to eat?
>>574584436surely nobody would lie about their wr here...
Is it fair to give up a URA run if you fail one of the optional G1s? Personally I think its totally fair, you're missing out on a lot if you don't win
>>574584020Most people are still working on step one or twoYou are talking about step four or five
did you know gentildonna means gentle lady and meant mary in dantes inferno
Xoguri plus 2 fronts vs Inari one and other two late surgers... What do?
>>574584519you should be doing MANT runs if you care that much
>>574584360bwo.....
>>574584519you only use URA to get the racing spirit skills to loop over, the amount of G1s you win doesn't matter, you make real parents using MANT
>>574584584That is actually what I'm doing right now. Golshi continues to be the bane of my existence, getting great inspiration only to throw it all away because she didn't feel like winning the DAHBY
>>574584360>daughter
>>574584250Do you have a bussy, Umama?
SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT IT UMA ATTACK
I love Rice
>>574584632Argentina is White btw
>>574584580The first will deliver more consistent results, especially if you rolled for Rickey
i don't know what looping is in uma and at this point i'm too shy to ask
>>574584658you dont get enough skillpoints in MANT?
>>574584437I know I have zero right to say this but holy crappers that was aids47757794
>>574584689you interested?
>>574584679Making daughters with Tazuna (they're all Umas)
>>574579063I miss Mai Ball.
Umama is cucking me right before my eyes...
>>574584778looping is passing over white sparks from a great grandparent to a grandparen / parent
>>574584360>daughterywnbaw
If we will use 3 speed+LH+2 wit, in grand live, then it means non speed bonus umas are gonna be fucked no?
Umama is getting really uppity today
>>574584959uma hands are fast and dangerous
>>574585007Can someone correct her?
>>574584436(26+28+15)/80=86,25%>>574584482I know I just wanted to know if someone did better than me...
>>574585004>3 speedbwo
>>574584912don't ever reply to me again you double faggot I'll open a hole through your chest >but it was a misquoteFUCK YOU retard I'll kill you and not in the faggy minecraft way I'll break your balls
>>574584909ohhhhhhhhh that makes sense, thank you
>>574584912retard
>>574585084YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ADMIT IT NONNYBUT NICE
>>574585084There anons with higher and 90% winrate you can look at the other posts can you...
I don't even have xoguri, I just like spreading joy
>>574584826Cute boy or foid?
>>574584802I really thought Taiki had it thereWhat an Herculean feat from Kita...21933683
Okay who the fuck is this
>>574585110I need Still to fuck me up
>>574585084>Nishino FlowerDaring today, aren't we?
>>574585084>>574585192WAIT I JUST NOTICED IT'S NOT 80 TOTAL MATCHES YOU'RE INVALID YOU'RE FUCKING INVALID YOU SCAMMER
>>574585385Her actual wr can only go up with that change the way she did the calculation bwo
>>574585254AhShe didn't even proc uniqueVery nice93076127
>>574585385I replaced my 0W Nishino bro
Orfevre's son Piena Fevre seems to share his ability of running from the end to achieve this victory>[Fukushima 8R 3yo+ 1-win class Turf 1,800m]
>>574585325That is Special Week
>Still no details about autoAre we sure it releases in part 2...?
wait since when can Sirius cure conditions
>>574585514The strongest CM16 ace ever right here...84171170
>>574585773if it doesnt they're going to lose half of their players again
>>574585773They havent even announced the maintenance yet
>>574585802sirius and throne can heal conditions if they're "enabled" don't know the exact word and i assume they could always, it's just situational i learned it with throne last CM
>>574582920The color is literally bait. This was silver btw.
>>574585545>pregnant smith
>>574585985retard
>>574585809Aieeee...
>>574585985genious
>think about making Dom hybrid Tachyon again for next CM>remember I can't run Tachyon card with TachyonFugg is it over?My only MLB SSR speed cards are Kitasan and Fuku
>>574586072Forgot code 55869486
is the /sp/ autism over yet? is it safe to return and to talk about hors?
>>574586251vile creaturefoul beast
>>574585250whatever you prefer
>run 0 optional races>get at most 2k sp>run more races>get lessWHAT THE FUCK
>>574584841suspicious
>>574586072>>57458621394257339
I love my daughtermom
>>574586439sexMEGA SUPER SEXsex
>>574586149those two should be enough remember tachyon already has 20% spd growth
>>574586506bwo your wit trainings?
>>574586531calling it therethanks!
>>574586445Fucking this anon's mom
if your danchou isn't a top 5 earner in your club you are a literal slave
From what i saw, basically there are no good umas in future till Christmas?
>>5745865794 wit cards is still not enough apparently
>>574586661retard
>>574586445Why don't you tell us once and for all?
>>574585910>if it doesnt they're going to lose half of their players againWhy it happened first time? t.newfriend
I miss Super CreekShe left to buy groceries 3 minutes ago.
>>574586508There might be something she's not telling me..
I have 160k carats, do I have enough to pull for all the good upcoming supports including Smaru/FM and also try to get rickey?
>>574586531Almost thought Falco had it for a bit55792170>>574586613No problem I'd say good luck tomorrow but there is no way you could lose to anyone
>>574586654retard
>>574586654Define good. Meta wise? There's Brian, Kitasan White and one more that i forgot. Sex wise? There's seeking the pearl
>>574586740I answered your question faggot
>>574586915idiot
>>574586864yes
>>574586578I thought you need 3 spd cards for everyone in GL?
>>574586896>There's Brian, Kitasan White and one more that i forgotYeah they all on Christmas?
>>574586878you really are such a fellating faggot
>>574586251
>>574586896Sexing the Pearl is also meta
>>574586971okey here I go
>>574586854
>>574586878good luck to you too!
>>574587003That's the standard deck but you can be flexible if your growths are good, as long as you have at least Tachy+LH and either Maru or Kita
My free pull Copano Rickey.
>>574587025what an odd thing to say
>>574587014Brian and Kitasan are October/November. Unless you mean ingame Christmas?
>>574586654Machan? Unless you are a metafag but there's literally Pearl
>>574587003someone can correct me but i think the main idea was speed sparks and 2/3 and light helloi assume if you don't have the speed sparks then maybe 3 speed instead of wit tho i don't know where we'll get power and stamina, GL sounded like MANT with less racing
how come I never see anyone running Bobo or Inesdon't you guys like front runners
>>57458687873061741>>574587025NOTHING GAY ABOUT WISHING A FELLOW COMPETITOR LUCK
>>574586971>>574587106damn better luck next banner
>>574587256Not what you did
Is GL gonna be the next big ace scenario and we have to say goodbye to unity?
>>574587253I didn't roll for Ines and Bobo has dogshit sprint aptitude.
>pearlBut she is not a meta?
>>574587284AVOID SNACKING ON BANNERS
>>574586854>>574587109I love this professor
>>574587253ines unique doesn't work this CM i believe and with how little i've seen bobo i feel she always beats me, not sure why she wasn't more used she even has C sprint, very manageable
>>574587284where's rickey?
>>574587334yeppers, unity is only good for deboofers once GL drops
>>574587334Speed is King. So yes, GL uber alles.
>>574587209cheval looks like she has a different dad
>>574587348Her sprint is C, dumbass
>>574587284
>>574587416rickey brickey
>>574587253I love fronts, but I hate building them
>>574587414People only run off-meta if she's their oshiAnd what does that tell us about Bourbon?
>>574587253I like some fronts but not enough to use them for CMs. If it was feasible to do solo front I'd run Bourbon moreHaven't bothered groundwork farming either
>>57458725612959733>>574587327Exactly what I did PHILIA NOT EROS
>>574586776no point if you're not gonna put it in me
>>574587414>ines unique doesn't work this CM i believeExcusesI've never seen anyone post an Ines for any cm
>>574584658I'm already tired of the Racing spirit stam mines...
>>574587603
>>574587375>sprint/mile mid-race evos>2-9th pulse>innate uma stan>can run any styleYou remember end closer Oguri in Gemini? Imagine that but with other good skills along with her ult
>>574587416rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574587651Front Runners are garbage anyway
How many free pulls do we get on NY Kita/Dia banner?
>>574587253I don't have Bobo and Ines has Sprint G Pace C with 1 usable innate skill. I'm not strong enough to grind out a good parent that'll give her a chance to not get dunked on by a low effort Furawa/Taiki/Oguri.
>>574587749STOP SAYING THIS YOUI FUCJER THE IMPLICATIONS ARE BAD AND IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING TRUE UNLESS YOU'RE A CASUAL MEGASHITTER IN WHICH CASE YOU'RE NOT WINNING ANYWAY AND REMEMBER 6 GREENS IS JUST TO GET THE MAX BOOST UBT EVEN THEN 4 ARE GUARANTEED FORN EXT CM SO STOP SAYING THIS AND OUTING YOURSELF I'M SAYING IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD SO YIYU KNOW FORN EXT ITME>>574587776RETARD
>>574586803That's rough, man.I hope she will come soon.
>pearl shillsniggas really do find the most random ass ugly umas to shill and feel different
>>574587896That's why you have this discussion in bed
>>57458762882661349
>>574587651i don't have her trust me if i had the tools and her i'd use her because she's peak cute, but i believe only the CM she released was made especifically for her unique can't remember the ones after it, only this oneDON'T GET ME WRONG that shouldn't completely excuse being unable to use an uma you like, just my point of view of why people didn't use her this CMi do remember anons saying her valentine version is far better so maybe it's another bobo situation, the problem is that she arrives in november/december
anyone else unable to decide what to spend these on
>>574587416idk let me rearange my bedroom to fit feng shui and try again tomorror
makween on the telly
>>574587963t. faggot
>>574588041nope!should hopefully have enough for blanco after blast forward is done
>>574587918Calm down Brickey
>>574587963t. genius
>>57458798374475044
>>574588107Based
>>574588097she's just a bootleg Maru bro
I will have sex with Pearl and none of you fucks can stop me from doing so.
I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>574587918isn't feng shui just that you need 2 night stands and the bed in the center of the room?
>>574587253I built bobo and suzuka for this CM. While fronts can win they're not very reliable for sprints anymore.
pearl literally looks like a blow-up doll
>>574588254That comparison only makes her better
>>574587918rickey more like ickey
I have lemon fatigue.
>>574588473Make some lemonade
>>574588207>tfw lost the cunny duelSad32732970
Pearl looks like she'd leave permanent lipstick marks on my dick, I'm staying away from her
>>574587963
>gives you Gourmand
>>574588473Oh that's why the thread's been annoying af
wait it's pronounced feng shway? I thought it rhymed with chop suey
Umasumi
Anime girls should not have such detailed lips
>>574588721Remember, all chinese words are spelt differently than how they're pronouncedSo pronounce them the way they're spelt, and fulfill your duty like a true american patriot
Is Umama a transcutie?
>>574588750Umasumi
>>574588750
>>574588750My fraudulent wife...
>>574588865Whatever the case is, I'm sure she'd let anyone hit at the next /uma/ meetup con
>>574587070Now wait a darn second... something ain't right here...>>574587029It's (You), but big and hairy.
>>574588860Is she retarded
Cucking a non binary nigga call that yo kai watch
>>574589050Sweet Pea wouldn't say this
>checking my umas in the emulator for the sprint finals>notice that it says literally all of them die with a 10% survival rate>wtf>check why>according to the emulator if Nothing Ventured activates it results in instant deathuhhhhhhhh sprintbros? how much HP loss actually happens with that skill?
>>574589084the pic is rad afneed more edgy kita-chan
>>574588938thats a man
>>574588938What's the point of this
Umama sexSex with Umama
>>574588938I look like this and I do this
THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>574589103I don't get this one
>>574589165Don't worry about it :) Remember to loop risky business and racing stam!!!
>>574589194you men are so fucking stupid it's not even funny
>>574589103
>>574589332>you menI know what (((You))) are
>>574589165From the cowculator
>>574586803>>574587919You just want to have sex with your mom (Super Creek). Can't fool me.
>>574588990When is the next meetup??
>>574589168
>red card for ArgentinaRIGGEDBROS??
>>574589396If my mom was Creek I'd become Oedipus
>>574589397Dunno, would like to know for myself too
good get fucked thirdiesnow talk about VIDEO GAMES AND HORSES
>>574589475bwo that was attempted murder you can't get away with that
>>574589332I'm being serious bro, why is she shaking her ass, what's the point, she's not making any money
>>574589567erm that was a flop
>>574589637TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HER BODY YOU ASSHOLE
>>574589396How did you know?
>>574589485You're one sly motherfucker, you are.
>>574589396Man she's so gorgeous...
stop posting cows
Dia's country is full of cheaters and murderers, if their goalkeeper didn't lock in so hard today this would have ended 10-0
>>574589684I see what you did there
>>574589672I can read your mind! I know you!!
>>574589794go back off topic faggot
>>574571748Went from 95% top 3 rate on Suzu to 80% by the end of it, actually decent fronts started showing up and kidnapping Suzuka in the early race.
Going to IKEA with Rickey!
>>574589820I want to suck on Rice's nipples
>>574589848yeah I'll go back to ERPing with Kita and Buena, how does that sound?
waow
>>574589913Perfect
Sex with Brian
>>574589669WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN WHY DOES SHE NEED VALIDATION FROM A DUDE ON THE INTERNETCan't she just get a bf for that
>>574589852Runaway? or just regular suzu? 45% is pretty crazy but maybe I'm underestimating solo Suzu
Link me an image for the next bread, first come first serve, will save the other pics for future breadsIf someone else makes the bread I'll also keep the first one safe
>>574589913how about playing the game and stop being faggot?
>>574589913Sounds more on topic and good to me
>>574589965This and I want her to be very rough with me
>>574589982I don't even use hachimi, sweepyfags must be on 10k careers by now
>>574589985this might be blackpilling to you but having one (1) boyfriend is not enough validation, so a need to post on the internet as well is needed on top of being dicked down on a daily basis
>>574590026
>>574588721moreso fung shway or foong shway I think
>>574589913Only if Umama allowed to do this
>>574590026https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11807343?q=symboli_kris_s_%28umamusume%29+
>>574590024Normal, runaway is trash in sprints as far as I can tell, would have avoided those few kidnapping scenarios tho.Would have maybe been slightly relevant in a front heavy meta but with most lobbies having very light front competition unrestrained and angling were usually free for the taking.
>>574590169>>574590169>>574590169
>>574590038>playing the gameNyo, i wanna erp
>>574590038>finals is tomorrow >new scenario in 3 days>parenting manually is for slavesthere's nothing to do bro
>>574589985Women are whoresNext up, water found to be wet?
>>574590175Do you bother getting concentration if you're solo front?
>>574590086But why the validation, don't women tell guys all the time to be themselves, why is shaking her ass supposed to feel satisfying
>>574588865a transugly
>>574589025Those little straw horseshoes(?) crack me up.
>>574589675God Flash makes me so horny, got hard seeing this one
>>574589828You should cease reading my mind any further! Otherwise you'll witness the horrible things I want to do with Creek like kissing and hand-holding and cuddling and dressing me up like a baby during sex.
>>574591049Bitteschön
>>574591306Thank you, thank you, sexy Flashes at random times are always greatly appreciated by me (and my Flashu loving cock) and that one is one of the best ones
Is there actual matchmaking now? Am I getting put exclusively in rooms with only turbo whales who have a different whalebait niche mlb cards on every uma because my win rate of past cms is too high? Or are they just the only ones who made it to finals?
>>574592358There's always a difficulty spike on Group A Round 2 because where all of the serious tryhards and the whales end up. Not to mention more people probably came back to the game for nu-UnityThat's why people say don't get cocky on Day 1.
>>574592994No I mean I have had all whales since day 1 round 1 this CM... Day 3 and 4 are actually easier as well since its not all pace spam anymore, the amount of whales im racing is just absurd this cm compared to previous ones
>>574593550they don't calculate current CM matchmaking based on past CMs so there's two answers>you're unlucky and getting matched with all whales>there's a fuck ton of whales on Globaltake your pick
