Previous: >>574590169>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: TrackblazerCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Leo Cup - Nakayama Turf 1200m Sprint/Right/Summer/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 1>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Fine Motion (3* alt)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
V baked thread
Chibi suggestions?
How do I cope with being in love with someone who isn't real?
>slopjeet hours already
>>574608967Narita Top Road reading an adult magazine
>>574608860>off model garbageUGH, men...
God I hope hews wins so he draws more uma
>>574608967pregnant uma of your choice with a murderous Tazuna in the background
>>574608984Trainer you idiot...
Is there a site that lists every trainee's sexual orientation?
>>574609012her belly should be fatter
>>574608967Sweep tosho getting a mana transfer from behind.
>>574608984Can't wait to date her..
Umama looks like this
>>574609159all of them enjoy my dick
>>574608967Dia blowing a kiss
IT IS TIME. Visit your Trophy Room, press Filter, sort by Total Obtained (Desc), and post the result. Akikawa requests this!
>>574609012>Hits you with off model beam
If I make a Nishino parent, should I make her run Triple Tiara or Double Crown?
>>574609012I want to spank Dober's ass after she turns away.
Trainer-san club donations doko
>>574609295>do I want 9 affinities, or 6 affinitiesI don't know anon
>>574609159All trainees are bisexual because they're for the trainer.
Mambo!
>>574608997/r/waifuism
>>574608917Spain won argie you lost lol
>>574609159You asked this already
>slop OP>slop repliesjesus fuck this general
Ideally if I can't max out tachyon, how many copies should I at least go for
i was hoping you third world diafags would off yourselves after the divegrass cup
>>574609163>>574609275>>574609306Can you stop replying to me? I'm trying to masturbate and the notification sound puts me off because it's you guys
What's your favorite game before 2000?
>>5746094370tachyon is unplayable if not MLB
Is Ricky something I should get if I don’t have Oguri or should I just accept I’m fucked next CM?
>>574609317Bakushin please I already did everything... Why do you keep stalking me...
>>574608997>How do I cope with being in love with someone who isn't real?
>>574609368Stop projecting your own cockhunger to others
>>574608967Admire Vega looking at her phone in disgust?
>>574609501Rickey is for no-life player only
>>574609345But most parents run Triple Crown. The borrows will conflict
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MORE THAN X FOR MY CHANCE AT BEATING MEEK IN ENERGY
>>574609264
>>574609587>most parentstheres your answer. find a parent that runs triple tiara
Stupid motherfuckers.[/spoilers]
>>574609009
Th next CM is Dirt?
>>574609461Thanks for letting me know I'll join in too
>>574609648nice spoiler stupid
>>574609681A dirt medium, so it’s purely the Oguri cm
>>574609654Heh.. thanks
>>574609648Yeah, I'm a motherfucker, I fuck mothers, now keep posting sexy su-san images
>>574608967This pic in chibi form
>>574608967Hishi Amazon with a lollipop.
>>574608967Is this AI
>>574609842/umaJP/ is down the hall & to the left
>>574609192>mana transferI'm actually rewatching Fate/Zero right now, top kek
>>574608967Oguri drooling in a way that makes her look hungry
>>574609482I have fond memories of Age of Empires 2 due to playing it with family as a kid. Gen 2 of Pokemon if you go off the JP release, but that is what I default to when I think of Pokemon
Cock....
>>574609461I'll masturbate to the idea of Dober's ass in my hand.
>>574609482I dunno I wasn’t born yet
what umas don't get along with their roommate?
>>574609914no this is ai
Is there any uma that is just friends with other women without having sexual relations with them?
Tachyon LOVE
Yjk
You can't be raped by your trainee if you run fast enough.
>>574609482Basic bitch answer but OoT, though 2nd place is also the basic bitch answer of FF7
Maybe you should discuss this with other Umamusume.
>>574610112me
>>574609482FAVORITE? Damn, hard choice. Nearly said Sims 1 for the hell of it, but then noticed it came out Feb 2000.Prolly G1 pkmn or something, no damn clue.
Wife nature
>>574609482I'm a zoomer but I really like Ridge Racer: Type 4
Which one would be the best loopa GGGP?
>>574609482Probably doom, specifically doom 2, that game hits like crack even to this day
>>574609482Either FFV or Blood Omen Legacy of Kain
#CurrenSucks #CurrenSwallows #ThirdTag
>>574609482Gonna cheat and say Threads of Fate because it was released in 2000 in NA but it was initially released in 1999 in Japan.
>>574610291>what skills do i want to loop?there's your answer
I love Super Creek.
>>574608967Maruzensky doing that pose she always does, you know which one
>>574609482Fallout 2.
>>574610291i would start with the rightmost pasa
futamusume
>>574608997She needs you. Go to her
>>574608997>>574610591sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>the 2 best racing spirits are also arguably the hardest ones to pry out of Happy Meek's handsI mean it's fitting, but still
The biggest obstacle between you and the person you want to be is you.
>>574609117
>>574609557based total waifutroon death
>>574609401>14 years of marriage with Lelouch Hahaha what the fuck
>>574610753based
>>574610753
>>574610727To live is to stumble, and through the grace of Shiraoki-sama we are able to stand upright again
Im at the kasamatsu racecourse
>>574610764>>574609557You should join the official discord
>>574610802Humanity finds its way into many strange corners.
Mejiro Dober is cringe, that's why Taiki Shuttle is my trainee, the big boobs are a bonus though.
>>574608997live for her
>>574610884I pulled the holo march card at the station store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1lMnFfRTsBabies for sale
>>574608997fuji litterally lived and died you can't get more real than that
>>574610884
Any sex dumps?
>>574609192
forgot to open the game all cm so i joined open league round 2 and won two whole races with horses i made during aoharufinals let's go
>>574610174But humans can't outrun Umas..
>>574608997Create a Fuji tulpa
>>574609117Need pregnant Ruby
>>574611075Fuck, forgot pic>>574611107Soon
OGCbros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvRxbEJbxs
>>574611130based
Most "bisexual" women fake interest in men to fit in while only feeling actual attraction to women. So if all uma are "bisexual", it means just about none of them actually like male trainers in any capacity.
I want to fucking puke
>>574611408Bwo...
I still haven used my paid anniversary ticket... It may remain unused forever... Help!
>>574611467Get Suzuka
>>574611360Give me the rundownWhat the fuck do you do in this scenarioDo we just keep pressing WIT ?
>for last year we agreed to never loop>last week everyone started loopingbwos...?
>>574611467>Do you not have Dober?Dober >I have DoberNY Opera >I have both FUCK you lucky SOB
>>574611523you chase rainbows, then restart the career if you didn't get enough
>>574611548Because the mechanic that actually added looping to the game was just added to the game.Looping did nothing for the past year.It does something now.
>>574609243
>>574611360>ALL RACES scenario to NO RACES scenarioat least its faster right?
>>574611523Afaik it's something like thisYou want the most friendship trainings you can getSPD and WIT give the best tokensLight hello training can give the tokens you have the least so you want to train with her sometimes tooYou want all the songs
>>574611635What mechanic was it specifically?
Cap (as in peak)
>>574611360>character says Grand Live>subs say Grand Concert
>>574611523it's unity + mant store
>>574611732Increased spark heritance chance based on your parent's sparks
>>574611853Oh i see. Thanks dacchi.
>>574611824You could say its a grand live concert
>>574609580
kingu love
>>574611796I guess I'm in Australia now, anyway its the stage
LARGE CONCERT
BRIGHTER TOGETHER: OUR GRAND LIVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvRxbEJbxs
>>574608967Rickey re-arranging furniture
>>574611964Wow they really drew Confusion wrong
>>574611974Falco head...
>>574611649>gyaru + ponytailHow can a trainer resist
>>574611964Holy sex
>>574611593I'm still undecided between Dober and NYOpera. Theoretically I can get Dober via Legend races on 2nd anni.
>>574606831>I still wonder how most parents can send their horny daughters to a hot-springs trip alone with their trainers, and what's more, spending a whole night togetherGrandkids don't make themselves
>>574608860Mirako's sexy FAT FUCKING TITS
>>574609818
>>574612162>4RICKEY NO THAT'S UNLUCKY
>>574611964terrible name
>>574611964>Watashitachi no gurando raibu>Our Grand ConcertYou don't hate localizers enough
>>574612314Thanks bwochacho
>>574612349>OGCholy SHI T
I will still call it Grand Live just to spite localizer troons and westoid troons
I think my Taiki Shuttle is defective
>>574608860i need this fat fuck in global NOW
I keep reading OGC as OCG and get really confused.
Why is Maya so bratty around her older sister?
>>574608967this >>574611974 but using telekinesis
>>574609826
>>574612626the BTS for the actual MV is really cool
>>574612314rapist
WHERE ARE MY MENTAL TOKENS
>>574611964wait a minute this is literally just idolmaster: the game mode
>>574612693menhera tokens
>>574611964>>574612349GL it is
>>574610250Maya couldn't be this bold
>>574612651>>574612314>>574611915>>574611649>>574611373I thought we hated sloppa
>>574612693Please tell me we're still using Vo/Da/Vi at least
>>574610591I would if I could. But God has decided my hand will never find hers.
>>574612847>someone slops up something i don't care about: it sucks>someone slops up something i specifically want: it's based
>>574612847shut the FUCK up
>>574612847Where do you think we are? This is 4channel, we're hypocrites and not consistent.
>>574612530Same.Umamusume card game when?
>>574611964>>574612183Light Hello raped me and forced me to sign the marriage papers
>>574612934yeah that's why i didn't bother screenshotting those so it didn't dilute my ragebait
>>574612837
>>574613043Actually terrible slop look at that fucking hand
>lessons constantly rotate and you can only pick one from each offering of 3why has no sloptuber mentioned this? sounds like worse rng than mant shop with how impactful some of these seem to be.
>>574612482sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex>>574613028sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574609982
>>574613043why did it whitewash her
>>574613043sex
>>574612183Yup I will be friendzoning my trainee to have sex with Light Hello.
>>574611964I don't know why they're determined to call any scenario other than URA something different from its Japanese name for seemingly no reason.
>>574613132Not slophttps://x.com/rirunndy/status/2078369179892437260/photo/1
>>574613158I actually did see a YT mention this like a month ago, the guy went into detail of every aspect of how GL works, but no one paid attention to the video because he has kind of a monotone voice.
>>574613237We just used all of our CM tickets and now we're waiting for final results thoughbeit
>>574613308why not a threesome?
>>574611548if you want a honest non bullshit answerit used to be extremely aids to make parents let alone loop whitesbut now since we get stats out the ass, we have things worth looping for (racing spirit: mood/stamina, ignited wit for fronts) and it's also easier to make parents (spark reroll, if you're a casual you effectively have twice the runs) every nigger in the planet is doing it.the end result?this
>>574608967Fuji Kiseki showing off underboob when lifting up her shirt.
>>574611498But I will star grinding her legend races tomorrow after getting Teio. Is S Maru no longer hip and cool?>>574611593I don't have NY Opera but I have not seen people using her as a parent even though she was hyped as a long time meta one.
>>574612847Literally at what single point have we hated sloppa, I'm not even being cheeky or funny. Where does this idea come from? We've always found sloppa to be acceptable. We have multiple anons that gen sloppa for us.
>>574613451I ain't no manwhore
>>574613310It's good because if you try to look shit up you don't get search results from 4 years ago
>>574613480Prior to affinity maxing in MANT, are you still doing G1 races or prioritising SS rank umas when looping?
>>574613550Probably tourists from /v/ma who should get out
>>574613038So which of these is the least important during a typical run?
>>574612847i hate sloppa but i can't kill the fags who like itat least not yet
how aids would it be to try and hit 6 skills on 1 parent? or should I give up on risky business for now
>>574613564more for me
>>574613158the foid one mentioned it she even had an excel sheet where you can note down which song you already got to avoid overspending your coins
>>574613158you will empty the store either wayyou do have the pal card right
>>574613550Don't make me point out which part of the world just woke up
>>574613550I think this is legitmate gaslightingLike actual dictionary definition, trying to make you question basic reality, gaslightingHave not seen this one in /uma/ before
>>574612847only autistic spergs with shit taste think sloppa is good
>>574613637If you run a Speed/Wit/LH deck you get all but one type of token, and LH's whole gimmick is when you do training with her you get some of whatever token you have the least of, which in a Speed/Wit deck will always be the one type you aren't getting normally.
>>574611964>I'm gonna have to stare at that ugly shart falcon chibi
>>574613618It was up to the player.I found it easier to use hint cards, aim for 1100 on the primary stat then 600 on the rest and to spam G1s compared to running high RB cards as to max the rating for an improvement to spark quality.
>>574613550Dude, always. I mean reasonable people like good pictures and dislike bad ones, but the flood of anti-AI fundamentalists has flowed into this place as it has into almost every other corner of society. Also you're retarded for saying "sloppa".
>>574610452
>>574613618both. you want as many unique g1 wins as you can get for maximum affinity and you want to get SS rank so your whites aren't total dogshitbut if you're just starting out then i suppose trying to get all G1s is the best choice, having 1* whites is enough to gradually start looping for a lineage
the only thing I want to do is eat to feel something
>>574613550>RevisionismWe literally hate sloppa, we just aren't sperging to derail the thread. But since you are gaslighting this hard i will call you out right now and tell you to jump in front of a train whenever you feel it's convenient.
>>574613850I don't understand Luddites.
>>574613917>this is your stallion wife
Reminder that GL is a whale scenario, it actively rewards you for being a piggy in ways other scenarios don't. At the same time that means there's a lot less rng bullshit getting in your way.
>>574613730just wait for auto career and spend carats to reroll sparks every time it completes
>>574614051Uma has always at all times been a piggy game. The only reason you get to have a chance at CMs is because the rng is so bullshit it lets you sometimes sneak past the ultra whales.
>>574614051GL is a simple wit check>did you roll for brick motion or an actually useful ssr wit card
>>574612847Only /vt/niggers have this "culture" of hating AI-slop. I can understand not liking a regular AI "art" because it will have distortions here and there, but hating a little sticker or something funny it's autistic behavior
>>574614051this is what retards who pulled for NTR and throne want you to believe
>>574613904Wonderful, I love this hag sometimes, she does things to my young heart
>>574613998>we all hate AI-generated imagesspeak for yourself, FAGGOTyou do not speak for me, good AI images are fine.
>>574614007In the mainstream, people are scared of human effort being replaced with something new and potentially inferior (as far as they know), and they're disgusted by giant stupid corporations pushing this stuff, no matter what its costs may be, as hyper-aggressively and soullessly as they have been doing. In neckbeardy places like this one, people are mainly only bothered by how cheap and trashy and bad a lot of AI-generated stuff looks to people who have decent taste in things. (They idiotically ignore that the same is true of human-made art, and are completely unaware that in most cases their own tastes are ONLY decent, and are not actually GOOD.)
>>574613998No "we" don't hate or love anything. Theres been plenty of good discussion about AI things like chat bots or genning art before. /uma/ does not hold unified ideals. Many of us do like sloppa.
>>574613917You will end up becoming a Teiobwo that way....I know from experience
Who the FUCK is Ms Victoria?
>>574614338ok so what do I do thengonna go rot in bnede
>>574613550Most people don't care
>>574612847The most subhuman infested side of the world is waking up, what did you expect?
>>574613550> Literally at what single point have we hated sloppaYou forgot this?
>>574614189human-drawn art is a tier above what AI can gen, but shit like pic related isn't bad at all.
>>574614365Smart Falco!
please stop gaslighting about the thread liking aithe only good ones are the three goddesses and bourbon
>>574614432ahh the great letter rabi spamming in the ayabe thread
>>574614051By now you should have>MLB Kitasan>MLB Fine Motion>MLB Bourbon/NN/CB>LB3+ Creek>Optional SMaruAnd soon also>MLB Tachyon >LB0+ LH>MLThat's 5-6 cards + free borrow slot. That's a full SSR deck. It's not a piggy deck by this point.
>>574614389Life is suffering - Buddha
>>574614441Agreed, good slop will always have a pass
>>574614463Its just petty ragebait because the thread is slightly more activeGenuine redditor tier stuff
>>574614470Also the glorious day of the nukeHe deserves another one btw jannies
>>574614463Good slop is still good
>>574614179>or an actually useful ssr wit cardSuch as?
I have literally NEVER seen the Killer Tunes skill actually kill anyone. What am I doing wrong?
man, running the G1 schedule in URA is impossible. I'm ending runs with my priority stats just over 800. Basically a 0% chance of getting good blue sparks.
>>574614647it can be fun which is why I'm open to nonnies tapping me
dogs eat dog food
>>574614441>generic slop artstyle with melted down fingersimpressive how the slop fries your brainget some standards, at least the chibis are just for funsies
>>574614568>the only people playing the game are people who started at launch
>>574614749you aren't supposed to care about the blue or pink sparks while farming in URA nonny
>>574614686I wouldn't call it ragebait, it's literally a difference of opinion
I want to fuck this little thing so fucking much.
>>574614568>have MLB Kita, Creek>nothing else...
>>574614568You'd have MLB Maru and Pasa if you had saved your free carats gwo. So who did you spend on?
I just like art
>>574614441it depends the script I guess, some of these are fine to me
Man I love free dailies.
>>574613904We (the maruzensky posters and I) hope that -should it happen- you survive total aislopper death.
>>574614823I didn't think it mattered. but you really do have to do ggps in ura.
>>574608967Windy and a trainer unzipping his pants
>>574614739Your music taste sucks
>>574614876EXPLODE
>>574609608Make that 199.
Tomorrow can't be worse
>>574611974>>574612626
>>574614798Unironically, yes. The rest should play open league till they catch up in half a year
>>574612674Yeah, they figured out moving the floor would cost like 200k so they just moved the walls
That nude Taiki pic from yesterday has me in a chokehold
>>574615142You know what, I'll take it
>>574615418The one with her in a bikini with her nipples out? It was so based they struggled to delete it
>schizos hate V for some mysterious reason>schizos love V when he posts Taiki pornI don't get it
>>574613520
>>574615542If only he stuck to just posting porn, no one would complain
>>574615584hnnnngh
>>574615650sex
>>574615542This thread likes to defend the staygoldtranny, it's incomprehensible
>>574615542>mysterious reasonfunny bait
So what parents am I supposed to be prepping for CM17?
Heavy Goodbye
>>574615803Depends on who you wanna run
>>574615803Opera, Oguri, Rudolf, Brian, Fantasy Grass, Bourbon, Kiseki, Dober, Ryan, Tachyon, probably a few more. Pick your poison depending on the uma/style
I got the holo belno light card with my curry rice
Should you be packing Past and Beyond inherits on The XOg again because of midrace placement shenanigans or will things be more 'normal' this time?
>>574615803Good ones that will increase your chance of winning races in the future. But what you should ACTUALLY be preparing are bad parents that will increase your chance of helping others to win, thereby also decreasing the strain they face as they try to make good parents. Ideally we would all play completely chaotically and win or lose purely by chance, spending time on and taking enjoyment from the only aspects of this game that are actually good (the characters, story, and audiovisual presentation).
>>574615965stupid dumbass Kiseki is still not in global
evens go to bed earlyodds eat chicken nuggets and watch a movie7 MANT run
>>574608967Light Helio can't sing for shit!!
>>574616243Nuggies time
>>574616159Go do a MANT run, Mejiro Jobber
>>574616136Oh hey I have that Oguri figure, I bought it in Akiba along with its Tamamo counterpart with the lightning
>>574616243mmmm nuggers
>>574616136solotrip?
>>574608967The opera *rapes you* emote, but with Oguri
>>574616426With my wife
>>574616308>>574616331I can make enough to share but it's BYODS (bring your own dipping sauce)
>>574614796meh, the hands aren't perfect, but the image is a lot better than some of the shit ningen draw. And there's a particular lewdness AI hornyposting has that's kinda fun.
>>574616308how fat is mirako in comparison to the other uma fatties
>>574616479nice have fun
>>574616479 we're all kissless virgins here don't lie
GOT A SCENARIO RECORD COPE TRAINING THE DAY BEFORE FINALS BUT DIDNT GET ON YOUR LEFT AWARDI HAVENT GOT NATIE TO FINISH HER CHAIN IN 10 CAREERS I'M GOING TO GO UMAZERK AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>574614441Fancy bras have no place on a racecourse.
>>574616579Very.Oguri is fat because she's always hungry.Spechud is fat because she loves food so much.Mirako is fat because she's lazy and is never not eating.
>>574614983
>>574616697kek
>>574616697Perfect. Arigatou
>>574616642Borrow Throne. Gives you okay stats + SP + 0.25 white skill + helps you finish other chains
>>574614568maybe if you a) never rolled on umas, b) luckshitted every supoka banner. I started playing last July and had shit luck with banners, only have Kitasan and Creek. My Finemo is 0lb, no Fuku/NTR/NN/CB. But at least I have 107k carats and have a good chance at mlb Tachyon and Summer Hag in September.
>>574616685that fat lazy blob has 3 G1 wins
>>574614749you run URA for Racing Spirit: Stamina and Racing Spirit: Mood sparks. Once you get those, use that uma as a parent in Aoharu, run all the G1s there, and get those sparks on a proper SS parent. I have RS: Stamina but not RS: Mood, still need to grab that
>>574616867Kino his carrot was just stuck in his pants
>>574616629there are so many jijis in these threads anon you have no idea. at least half of us are old married men. Musaka in cingray is representation of a huge chunk of the playerbase.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips carrot*
>>574616984You don't need mood. It gives stam/guts/wits which is whatever. Racing power is muuuuuch more valuable
I told my trainee I have a micropenis but it's actually pretty nice I'm just saving it for human women
>>574616649she's an ojou-sama so it's fine
>>574616629Sorry Pasa bro but I have a grass wonder who takes care of me.
>>574617125Don't say that because they'll reassure you that they don't care and will eventually find out you've lied to them which is almost as bad as actually having a micropenis.
>>574611964You WILL unlock the True concert on your first attempt right? You're not a shitter that will settle for the Normal concert right?
>try stamina parent farming in MANT to prepare for the next scenario>THREE ONE STAR GUTS SPARKS EVEN WITH REROLLS Yeah… I’m starting to think I’ll be stuck with Christmas Oguri for months
it's a pain in the ass to date in the west. but you can get a boy for free and make him a wife
the creature
>>574617115120 stats isn't nothing, but yeah all things being equal I'd probably prefer 4s @ .15 velocitymy ranking: RS: Stamina > RS: Power > RS: Mood > RS: Speed = RS: Wit > RS: Guts
>>574617325mommy
>>574617386I'm president of the Rickey Protection Society
cm16 finals status?
>>574617518Round B....
>>574617518killing myself if Inlose agosnd
umapyoi umapyoi umapyoi
>>574617518I tried my best!
Got this cute goblin from free pulls what parents does she want for next cm? Seiun and that's it?
>>574617518I'm bronze collecting
>>574617430What does Racing Spirit do anyway and why are they good to try and inherit on URA for?
I was forgiven for my sins due to a clerical error and now I must figure out how to enjoy the life I've been gifted with. the uncertainty that comes along with that is more punishing than any deserved suffering that could be laid upon me. also Ayabe is my oshi.
>>574617518I am gonna CRUSH B Finals
>>574617785I say this
>>574616574this dia picture makes my penis hard
>>574617785Sounds like you're a gay brocon. Become a priest and fuck your brothers
>>574617115Some extra stam/guts sounds good for a scenario that doesn't give much bonus stamina, and for an upcoming CM that's stamina intensive
>>574617518I've done the best I've ever done, even better than the other times I got plat. For this reason I fully expect bronze tomorrow.
New Gaslight just dropped: you only need LB1 Tachyon.
>>574616268
>>574617659Sunny day wat a dayCan wan for the wace!
>>574617763She wants to have Racing Spirit: Mood passed down to her.
>>574617778they're very consistent, good velocity skills, particularly Racing Spirit: Stamina and Racing Spirit: Power. Racing Spirit: Mood is also a good stat boost (+40 stam/guts/wit isn't bad at all), too. So they're good to get for grand parents or great-grandparents.
>>574617928uooooh hag sex
>>574617951>groundwork and all available greens passed and one you can only get sometimes during ura where you could also get a + spark or bustMan it's gonna be painful but I must honor the free pull blessing
Ok let's start the parent runs>2nd>2nd>2nd>2ndFuck... maybe I was too hard on MANT
>>574618036Does auto mode not challenge Happy Meek?
>>574617518If I don't win the first 5 seconds of the race I get a reverse podium
player 2 chevacchi
>>574617951lol no you'd take restraint over that
>>574618171sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574617898holy whales are dumb
>>574617778Biggest benefit is that they are rare - so you'll never get them from card hints/events which means higher celling for amount of skills. We are slowly entering skillpointcreep meta, so if you don't have cards with good golds/hints AND good parents that have skills different than card ones, you'll be left with SP and nothing to spend on.
>>574617518Pretty sure I'm gonna lose to oguri cap
>>574618023Power is a bit inconsistent in proccingNot terrible, just a little rough
>>574617518My last chance to get plat in 'MANT'. I have 80%WR but finals is still a coin flip. I did however won the last sprint CM through sheer luckshitting so may Shiraoki sama bless me
Those farming GP/GGP for front Rickey, can you post your deck?
>>574618171Where's the unique's animation
>>574618123Dunno I hope it does but for now I'll try to make some aces on MANT I found a parent with that mood green I'll have to pray now
>>574618316
>>574618316I'm gonna use Finemo+Pasa+Falco and whatever else I can find I'll need
>Eishin restricts my training>this is what she gives meHoly shit, she loves me. She fucking LOVES ME, CHAT. FUCK YOU GOLDSHIT WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE ME SHIT LIKE THIS WHEN YOU LOCK MY TRAINING?!?!
The Jockey's horse sank beneath him with a long pneumatic sigh.
Ok enough slop for today
I’m gonna need a parent guide for grand live… I skipped almost all of mant and took a break
>>574617518Group A finals
>>574618316GGP?
>>574618554l-lewd
>>574618567There are some youtube videos on the topic as well as some infographics floating around
>>574618586great grand parent
>>574609482chrono triggermetal slugred alertice wind dale/baldurs gateno i refuse to pick just 1
>>574618554Bro you can't post stuff like thathttps://files.catbox.moe/cef2k5.jpg
>I can't be bothered to make a simple parent, i just take whatever i have >Meanwhile people are farming GGPs/GGGPs>In MANT, even
Twitter keeps showing me Gentildonna propaganda, what should I do about this?
>>574618785Not in MANT. In Unity. Soon to be GL. MANT is only for GPs, and only if you can be bothered to minmax an extra dozen affinity.
>MANT is only for GPsIs this Stockholm syndrome?
>>574618785There's nothing else to do because we're getting a new scenario in 3 days along with a voucher and a banner that's going to brick and break a lot of players
>>574608967Stinky vinegary uma musume girlyfeets~!
>farming GGP GP MP>farming a gorillion white sparks>only to lose finals to a late startyou retards don't do this, right?
>>574618785Yes, gotta farm some fans for danchou before I auto-everything parent related
so this is the power of affinity maxxingtoo bad the parent has shit skills
>>574618554Puffy vulva...
>>574619019I do it, but my standards aren't as high so I usually have to do around 5 runs tops for a usable parent
>>574618374holy whale
>>574619019It’s due to the reroll feature and that we have 3 days of absolutely nothing to do
>>574619035
>>574609482Unreal tournament 1999 GOTY editionStarsiege tribesThief 2
>>574618374Please say sike
So what white sparks are you looping?Right now I'm just targeting Uma Stan and After-School Stroll
>>574609482Age of Empires 2
>>574619019But I'm farming late surger whites so late starts don't mean shit to me
>>574618524I've been saying since URA that training restriction isn't that bad.
Seeking the Pearl's solo is so good holy shit
dozo
>>574619334Currently looping for Uma Stan, Nimble Navigator, Racing Spirit Stamina and Pedal to the Metal on my GPWould be really nice if Full Throttle and Risky Business spark too
>>574617892ogurin if he browna dn real
I'm too dumb to figure out what looping is or how to do it...
>>574619334Racing spirit power and stamina, and uma stan. I'm one of the silly people who enjoys running MANT, so I'll grab those skills on my main parents.
>>574619334
so essentially oguris unique skill is worth almost 500spd/pwr? or are NPCs cheating when they have 220 spd/pwr (yes i know about the hidden stats)
>>574619703What part of "if losing, win" you don't understand?
>>574619589did you never learn about mendelian inheritance in high school
>Hat on your Head>BoC-izm>SHAKEROCK>Hashire Umamusumeumamusume's april fools songs are so good
>>574619703Enemy umas also get the hidden stat boost
>>574618961how is the Tachyon banner going to brick players? I have 107k carats right now
>>574619589Parents have sparksThose sparks have a chance to proc skillsIf you learn those skills, they can turn into sparksIf parents have sparks, there is a greater chance that the spark is made; even moreso if the grandparent has it tooIf you keep doing this over and over and over, you can make parents with huuuuuuge lists of skills and really high star levels of the skills you want, giving you good chances of having great skills from your parents when you actually go to make your aces
>>574619738Why does every description in here sound way more complicated than that then? Is the idea just to have multiple parent lines with the same white skills?
>>574619862>how is a banner going to brick playersWhat if the casino said you're getting fucked?There's players that think owning the pal card is a suggestion rather than a requirement.
>>574619862Lots of people have been dickpulling for random umas and/or sparked maruzen
>>574619862There are people who went 600-800 pulls on Throne/SMaru banners and ended up only getting them from sparks
Witgod where are you? I need to know what parents I need for my umas this next cm then immediately fuck it up
>>574619942yes.>luckshit a bunch of relevant white skills>use that as parent, do more runs>gradually expand pool of white skills, all while running max G1s for max affininityI have a few parents with really fat pages of white sparks now, it's a great feeling.
>>574619942>>574619589When you end the run you have a low % chance to turn your "accomplishments" into white sparksIf your legacies have those white sparks you get a higher chanceIf you buy gold skills you get a higher chanceFor scenario related sparks, if you do more scenario shit you get a higher chance
>>574619596Did they really fixed gambit? Velo skill at far back while on last spurt still sounds shit
which one would be better for big trainings? is shinko still better?
>>574619991oh, you meant if the banner says>fuck you>because fuck you that's whywell.......I hope it doesn't
>>574620162dunno but it's a low priority skill either way. you should focus on the top couple skills
What style to run XOguri in? If everyone's bringing 2 debuffers, then End XOguri will hit U=ma2 right?
>>574620190Stinko is better for speed stat output.
>>574620286Yes anon, run end oguri with uma2 and after school stroll :)
>>574620089I dont know man I've been scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to figure out what to build... Reddit advice, random mspaint images...
>>574620089You should be focusing on looping skills and affinity for your favorite style
>>574619892Basically…Run all the same G1s then pick the spark result with the most number of whites plus the ones you want then copy paste it on the other grandparent?
>loopingi will just get lucky and get the skill when the inspiration turns gold
>>574620521>looping skillsIs it better to go URA, Unity, or Mant for that? I get it, Mant for better affinity but please tell me I can do URA….
>>574620552Have you ever built a snowman?
>>574620589Depends on the shit you wantIf you're hunting for obscure random skills with the highest affinity then go be a retard in mantIf you're sane then stick to Unity/URA
>>574617518Locked and loaded, hoping to get Ms. Victoria on Biwa
>>574620089he might wait until after GL comes out to cover next CM
>>574620589Start with URA to get the racing spirit skills. Move to Unity for the ignited skills and easier access to SS and more skill points. MANT to finally fix all the mismatched races
>>574620619I live in a tropical country
>>574620589NTA but I only bother with MANT if I want to make Ryan run Tiara, or whenever you need complete freedom in what races to do.
>>574620727>>574620680On it. Thanks bros!
>>574620732The analogy I was going to use won't work, thenEither way, you slowly build things up and stack them so you can get something bigger
looplets...
>>574620727So that means?1. farm URA for racing skills for the spark list2. farm Unity and hope they transfer to the next spark list 3. finish it off with MANT4. All while hoping they get good blue sparks
>>5746209583 can be skipped with Auto in GL in a few days, but yeah
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11821364>NTR
there are musus and there are mays and if you mix them up then god help you
>>574620958blue sparks you can ignore until MANT or get it in Unity. you'd want a full lineage of whatever racing spark so you have a higher chance of getting it during inspiration outside of URA>>574621017Some say auto can't get SS in MANT
>>574621054That is not Narita Top Road
Is this a good dirtloop grandma... Idk how to do this for dirt though, i don't have enough umas with dirt aptitude to even loop without inbreeding...
>>574621092Auto only gets SS in GL and maybe Unity. Haven't seen proper confirmation of unity. I know it's doable, just idk if it's guaranteed
>>574621017Geez, I like the game but this looping talk feels out of my depth
>>574619334groundwork and uma stan
>>574621175Yet...
>>574609482I'd say top 3 would be like>Pokemon Stadium>Super Metroid>Mega Man X
>>574620958Start with Unity now since you can probably get SS and independent training cannot.
>>574621186You do end up inbreeding a bit4 umas is all you need>>574621230It is deceptively simpleYou can use a good borrow to get started and skip half of the headache of step 1
>>574621054lmao they keep leaking the art of that menhera
>>574621054it's the artist's way of owning the chuds after people reported them to cygames for drawing makween get railed by that one twink from love and deepspace
>>574621282
>>574621054NTR is the porn equivalent of a jumpscare I'm a horror movie
so where is it can it be that you forgot theres no way you did or else we wouldnt have come to that conclusion together you said it wouldnt come to that but here we are just a little later and its all fucked just fucked theres nothing i can do about it except live with the fact thats how it is even if i dont want it my fault for existing my fault for trying to do anything keep trying to break inside and see what happens youre the one who will regret it for finding whats there god i hate you instead of messing with me next time end it i couldnt care less nor do you just admit it already i cant take it you need to tell me do it already the last push i need please youve kept me on the hook for so long its time you take some responsibility but who cares right youre such a bitch no wonder you cant do anything except nag and nag please leave dont come back i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you let my suffering end already im so hopeless in need of urgent release from this nightmare that will never get better despite going day by day and hopping on to have fun only to end up like a torn apart soul only you can save me now by releasing it im begging you let it go let it go let it go play play play train train farm farm farm farm farm farm stop stop its so loud so so loud owwwim tired
>>574621364I don't like the NTR but based
>>574621425why is her trainer ash
>intense deep discussion about looping>looplets needs to inject themselves in for attention
>>574621448i love you
uh oh melty
Ramonu tits caused all these problems
>>574621364he got another meltdown not long ago, so I don't think it's working the way he planned
>>574621364>self-insert
>>574621471because he wants to be the very best
>>574621054kek she is one step closer to making blacked NTR cuck shit nowthis garbage is a slippery slope
You rang?
>>574621448Are you the guy who farmed so many careers he had to start dipping into his carets
>>574621364she deserved it just because of the retarded dialogue alone
>>574621471/ss/
>>574621364Wasn't it proven he faked that email?
>>574621685Sung Ji-K-Pop..
>>574621809Don't breed boyumas
Best AGP honses?
>>574621869but it's the only way to get more
>>574621685I look like this. Also I'm dating the autoumaphilia McQueen poster.
if OYL is so good why is there no OYR?
>>574621872muh queen
>>574621872Gentildonna
3 days remain until Tachyposting goes into overdrive
>>574621901Let them die out
>>574621939because you pass people on their left, not on their right
>>574621970hagposting
>>574621970you mean falcoposting?
>>574622051even in Europe??
>>574617518i somehow got into group A with 0/0/0/5so its all good
Oyasumi
>>574622119yes
>>574621760sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574622167No hagsNo boomers
>>574621685Unironically how do i compete
>>574622216>he wants an uma to fuck a jobber
>>574608967annoyed pregnant taishin with tickezo happily crying
>>574622293Even the biggest animals have to sleep at some point
>>574622327I want an uma to fuck ME
>>574622370They hate pajeets
>>574608967embarrassed pregnant bakushin
>>574622293Just work out
>>574621872Tachyon
>>574621608Nah. The artist is a woman. She self inserts as McQueen. No respectable male would draw something like that.
I love how Taishin is barely visible here due to Taiki's taikis
>>574622293by hoping he's a massive homosexual
>unironically used the dogshit ainslop mirako thread /uma/ has fallen
Will Night Races green work for the next CM?
>>574622430projecting again, mr racist?
PLAYABLEBOYSEX
>>574622568No
>>574622568sausage fingers Shichi, my beloved
>>574611165I can
it is not AI thoughtever
>>574622637huh she looks way more confident here, i guess i had a wrong read on her character
>>574622637CHEVA 2 IS PLAYABLE? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was out for a run did you guys bother talking about rulership?
Updated the looping dirt rotation image if anyone needs
>>574611964reminder that OGC looks like a dude jerking it
>>574622776yeah we said we wanted to sex boys
>>574617518I got into A finals and that's all I care
>>574619596post full spreadsheet
>>574622293Be like shichi's trainer
going to start looping this boy in my dreams as I'm going to bed nowumasumi losers!
>>574622806wtf virus link
>racing spirit mood is a wit checkFUCK WHY AM I BOTHERING WITH THIS SHIT
>>574622637>cheval + gimlet fusionThey need some creative juice in there
Gentildonna should rape me
>>574622647>punching an uma>as a humanOh no no no
>>574613213preguri
>>574622806>retards do all this when they could just use dirt umaslol you are going to lose finals to a half baked rickey, falco or digital
Are you going to win?
>>574622990should have listened to witGOD
>>574621970God I can't wait.
>Don't have XOguriis it over?
>>574623134No if you have Rickey, just go Rickey + 2 debuffers, otherwise yes
>you should farm SS bwo so that your whites will be good!
>>574623134that dependsAre you a front-main
>>574623134just use your TT umas
just made a new taiki, am i cooked chat?
>>574623206solo front rickey?
Fuck all that scenario spark noise. I'm already stressed enough farming GW and greens already.
>>574623334Late
>>574623104i was going for groundwork/mood/stam for rickey/frontsnow i'm not sure what to do
>>574623250>cope focus>but no gw>564 for some reason instead of pulse/fuji uniquemake one with Tazuna for Concentration if you're that worried about late starting
>>574623134MAX gamble with late OYL + pedal + and uhh... nevermind we're fucked
>>574616574the eyes are usually an easy tell when the rest of the pic is good
>>574623134It never even began for you.
>>574623385if front: you want to loop. dd/pp/ig:wit/racing:stam/gwrickey you want to try to get restraint somehow
>>574623426>He's not ready for pump mpb oyl ftb nn combo
>>574623250>identical ratingimpressive
>>574609482Command and Conquer Tiberium Sun
>>574623224i'm a "took a 5 month break" maini'm turbo fucked
>>574623134Dober alt is pretty strong too if you have her
>>574623492I dunno, green hunting sounds pretty tough for Rickey still so I kinda wanna hedge more toward that. Is it not as hard as it seems?
>>574623385What were you planning on doing before finals
>>574623385You don't need Racing Power for front. It's an overtake skill. And if you're a frontgawd you already know that if a front is 2nd, she's already dead. For fronts, you can doStam + Wit/Mood or get all three. Wit is THH-lite.
https://poal.me/c9vzbo
>>574622906I'll never be as cool as Bob...
>>574623596you might be able to cope with finemotion for right/fall runner. movement combo is definitely required for fronts at this point in time
Sorted by dirt aptitude
>>574609482There are some good ones like Command & Conquer, Doom or Half-Life
>>574623552Post your cards too
>>574623397just grabbed anything available and that it wasn't for mediums, and for escapades i just wanted to test but pulse was probably way more consistent>>574623532it was extremely hard too both runs were blessed
>>574623606i'm still going to parent farm, just not sure what skills to get anymore>>574623623i'm still kind of dooming about rickey greens>>574623816bweeeh yeah
>>574609482Smash BrosAoE2Yoshi's Island
>>574623904its quite literally over for me
night racists should have a chance for a super late start because your uma naps in the gate
>>574623662>>>/vm/
>>574624004>parent farmdd/pp/wit/racing:stam/gw so you have something to use in the future too>dooming about rickey greensxoguri time...?
>>574609482Bonk's adventure
>>574608967Palmster being cute
post tachyon LARGE tits
>>574624158based shakur glowie
>>574624065>seiun gets a debuff that makes it impossible to win night races because she sleeps through the whole thing
>>574624157yeah im a metafaf so the plan is rickey/xogger and probably falco amarillo but xogger parent feels like i can just use whatever scrap parent i have laying around
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/myfIfi>https://jiggie.fun/myfIfihttps://jiggie.fun/myfIfi>https://jiggie.fun/myfIfihttps://jiggie.fun/myfIfi
>>574609482i'm convinced no one but me played this game
>>574609482
Please don't leave behind your trainees
I am an eepy horse
Mentally ill umas are so possessive...
>>574617518round b 3rd
>>574624713Which uma is this
>>574624721Same
>jiggie>jongNot even once
>>574624842Ousido Nightsteel
>>574623552Well at least you can build the regular oguri. Is she as good? No, but you can cope your way into the finals.
They say umas can't be raped, but...
>>574624713You have no dependents. No one would miss you.
>>574625092truei lost taurus to an original oguri
>>574622765She is "instant loss" heroine.
>>574625125That was a trap all along, bro.
>>574625125I'd say that's Japan's equivalent of the Peter Griffin death pose but everyone knows that's Yamcha.
>>574624713I died without getting to play with this uma's delicious flat chest...
i don't like the new jiggie guytries way too hard to get people invested
>>574625125>They say umas can't be rapedWho says that? We'll rape them, then their umas.
>>574624713
>>574622637oh boy another pitslut uma
wahey
>>574622637Quite sexo
>>574625338what happend to f*gst*r
What's stopping me from having an Auto-Career running 24/7?
I find it odd no torena are retired umas. Many coaches are themselves retired atheletes.
I miss umama
>>574625591TP buys are carat negative unless it's a half TP career eventother than that not much. You still have to make aces
>>574624721
>>574625591When will you build aces?
>>574624713>check artist>has an image of this uma crying at her trainer's gravelol
>>574625591At some point you gotta log in to delete your shitters from the archive that were building up
>>574624721this you?
>>574625348I feel like almost all the umas would lose their shit if they caught wind of their trainer saying crap like that
>>574625623Uma are dumb as bricks. At best they can do is whatever Rudolf does, which is mostly just an authority figure and doesn't really do administrative stuff.
Maybe because it's novel for me, but I'm too addicted to grandparent looping and having lotsa fun. I just started doing it few days ago and I'm already seeing results after I started combining my ~120 affinity parents/borrows. Half daily TP event can't come soon enough. Went from doing barely 1 run a day to 5+.Wish I had basic Oguri tho, but XOguri cope is not too bad as I thought.
>>574625537he's still around, made a concurrent one earlier today
>>574625663Is that her casual outift on the right?
>>574625742is that your maruzensky? also what deck are oyu using
>>574625623Uma brains are dumb, they can't compete with humans, only work for racing and running.Maybe crazy talented ones like Rudolf or Equinox (cope).
>>574624713iirc IRL Mihono Bourbon's trainer fuckin' died of cancer shortly after Bourbon retired
>>574624721We know, Sky
>>574625729>doesn't really do administrative stuff.
>>574625742I'm doing the same, it's been crazy fun. I can usually hit SS in Aoharu even when I do all mile/medium/long turf G1s (I can't loop in dirts for various reasons), and I've got almost all the scenario sparks I want on one good parent.
>>574625714
>>574625818Bobo married her trainer after she retired and then he fucking died...widowed at such a young age
>>574625742I wish there were markers or stripes on the side that denote multiple of the same skill or statit would make scanning and cataloging these parents so much easier without external tools
>my trainee moved in next to me
>>574625729>>574625792I mean you have to keep in mind the umas we train are teenagers. How fucking smart were you at 16?
would auto-career help you with those "do x runs" missionsthey're starting to get annoying
>>574625837That's the joke, she can't read.
>>574625784Nope, I borrow her, ID: 518456211784Currently running this deck in Unity, works alright with 28 race schedule.
>>574625895it's weird but i think he was already hospitalized either on the day of the Kikuka Sho or the day Bourbon had his retirement ceremony
>>574625905>japs>good UI
when ever i look at rickeyi imagine her as a mustard squeeze bottle
So it looks like Red Shift is back on the menu, and Angling will work too, just a bit late. Unrestrained would also work, but good luck getting Suzuka to dirt A. Is there a 9* dirt 9* stam Red Maru? I doubt it, desu. So I'm probably fucked trying to run Suzie, Sky, or VBourbon. I'll do either Red Maru + Shichi and.............fuck me if I know. Front Pasa? Medium Taiki?
>>574626060Let's be real, good ui is the exception, not the rule no matter what country. Let's not pretend the west is any better than this, especially not shit like eurojank
>>574626068You wouldn't squeeze Rickey until her juices come out...
>>574626068You know, she is kinda coded like early 90s fast food dives.
>>574625986Pretty smart. I got honors without ever studying or taking homework back home. Kids aren't dumb (maybe these days they are), they just don't care about long term consequences because they have their parents to fall back on.
>>574626068rickey's special sauce...
>>574626068I'd cover my hotdog (dick) with her, that's for sure.
>>574625986that was like 20 years ago...dumb as a brick...
>>574625714But... what if their trainee is the one saying it.
>>574626258>that was like 20 years ago...Bro same, though 23 to match 16 years old
>>574626107>it looks like Red Shift is back on the menuthe racetrack in question:
>>574625986>10 years ago I was a retard that didn’t know anything so you may be right
>>574626258Wish I had the same mindset I have right now when I was around 15. Gods, I was so fucking stupid, like, not bathing for months kind of stupid.
>>574626258>>574626306uma ojisan general
>>574625986I was pretty dumb at 16, but that was 21 years ago......it's been awhile
NETANYAHU is single handedly making sure I'll never experience this.
>>574626274Then trainer will save them.As they always do.
>>574626390I wonder if an average /uma/gger is retarded and can't read the track data from gametora/umalator
>>574626531Horse pussy is bad
>>574626390FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKI completely misread that, goddamn blue corner sunuvabitch EVEN THOUGH IT FUCKING SAYS RIGHT THERE 3RD CORNER THEN 4TH CORNERFUCK THIS GAY ASS GAME I'M NO-EFFORTING THIS GAY ASS FUCKING CM FUCK YOU CYGAMESthanks anon, I would have been especially twerked if my dumb ass had made a bunch of Red Marus before you corrected me
>>574626628t.
>>574626620He's a frontfag so he's obviously retarded
>>574625864She's lying, she wants all kikes to die
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARCHITECT BUONO
>>574625986I was watching filthyfrank 10 years ago so I must've been ahead of everyone around me
holy shit i just realised uma global was released 15 years ago
>>574626620
I have been playing umamusume for 3000 years now
>s1 and the first half of s2 of CinGray>umas trying new things and overcoming the odds>2nd half of s2>an uma enters THE ZONE and lolwins
>>574626730(YOU) aren't one of them... are you?
>>574626837holy pic related, what an amazing post
>>574626837this screenshot is even funnier when you realize he was replying to V kek
We're trying to work on speed.
>>574626837i agree with that anon tbqhfams
>>574626730Are you a jew?
>>574627017This community supports NTR
>>574626837valid crashout
>>574627071what if I want to work on Speed?
>>574627043V won...?
>>574626837I mean where's the lie? This game is pointlessly obtuse in how shit works 90% of the time.
>>574626837He's right
I have a good feeling about plat this time
>>574627397foolThat is how you disappoint yourself
>>574627397how many plats do you have cutie?
I have accepted the fact that I won't get Ms. Victoria this time. But I'll work hard to eventually get it during GL.
>>574627397Its a coin flip like usually
>>574626837>spending a fucking hour on a gacha dailyWho would do that?... haha.. certainly not me....
>>574626837They hated him for he told the truth
>>5746274274 or 5 I forget
>>574627397Someone is deserving kisses if they bring ms victoria home
>>574627397I just realised you're in my club
*cums*
>>574627516Umanko?
>>574627581I would also cum inside Bono
>>574627516NO NOT THE DOX
>>574626837that thread was a goldmine
>>574627581Getting pinned down in cowgirl by Bono while she smooches you and you can't do anything about it, your dick and balls completely drained by her bono pussy.
>>574626837This but unironically
>>574626837On that note, they should give a practice mode that outright shows a stamina gauge so you'd know when and if you're going to gas out
>>574627758we eventually get umalator in game, maybe we'll get it much earlier in the timeline than JP.
7 and I’m clean of the last in finals curse 0 and I get annihilated by the next Uma posted
>>574626837trvke
>>574626837I was there
>>574627840
OH COME ON My luck can’t be THAT bad. Jesus Christ will I actually have to do some feng shui cleansing ritual
>>574627840Thats rough buddy
>>574627924Some things have to be simplified because even for a movie, keeping a ton of tiny details is effectively a form of abuse on the animators compared to a game model that will stay the same no matter how the model moves
>>574627493cute
>>574628017i actually liked the designs during the movies, it's clear the difference is day and night but all umas looked pretty nice especially in movement
I need two more dirt sprint trophies
>>574627992I’m so fucked
>>574627493maybe it could be 6 or 7?
>>574628152Maybe you get 2nd at least or Shiraoki-sama does a funny and makes you win
>>574628107You mean the game is forced to have same face and shapes for everyone due to the models
>>574628228One more reason we need Uma Musume 2
>>574627581I too would cum from Bono raping me ekiben style where she's the one carrying me (My male instincts got the best of me and I secretly groomed her for weeks and now I'm reaping what I sowed after corrupting my innocent and precious trainee)
>>574628228i mean that too but since the umas look cute i tolerate it
>>574626761bono's trainer does not struggle even once to eat anything she gives him so he most likely is a fat fuck in the first place
What makes japanese gacha game companies be so cheapskates? They barely release any content yet ask for so much money.
Luna won't stop looking at me like this help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLoJoJFVIb0
>>574628217Fukuanons I beg of you How do I perform a cleansing ritual? No I will not cum on an object
>>574628438she just recently discovered the concept of aurafarming dont worry about it
>>574628434Main audience are japanese businessmen unironically as long as there's a gameplay loop they're satisfied
>>574628459naked dogeza
I'm scared of Grand Live. It's just click rainbows, buy shop, repeat, right?
>>574628459Take a showerAnd use soap
>>574628361Mood
>>574628515it's unity with mant shops
>>574628212die
>>574628459I can pat my Fuku plush for good luck for you, if I get home from work I guess.
holy sex
>>574628521I’ll believe you Fuku anon
>>574628624Cheval with aunty / hag energy
>>574628624cheval so good they made cheval2
>>574628667This description couldn't be further from the truth
>rickey wants to hit 1200+pow>10%pow growth>18pow sparks>3 speed cards>didnt even hit cap speed, didnt hit 1200powits so over for me
>>574628624>concentration>front Guhhhhh a pacegawd i assume?
>>574628527I like faces in BoaNE and CGray so much more, they just look more sharp and refined, more elegant. In-game they tend to look more round/chubby and childlike. Both are good mind you, I just prefer latest anime side more.
>>574628779I mean concentration is always good. I wouldnt mind for it to be build in non fronts
>>574628839Unrelated but you know how in race courses there’s a shit ton of bars and food stalls? You think Light Hello gets drunk in the middle of the races?
>>574628839I like cingrey'sCreek was peak
Which uma would force me to admit I'm "uma owned" and can never go back to human women?
Post Cingrey Creek or Inari
>>574628624son sex...
>>574628996
>>574628779She's an odd one, from what I can tell if she doesn't late start she'll get an immediate speed boost and if she does late start its a mid-race accel. Then she gets an evolved skill that GURANTEES a late start which then gets her an even bigger speed boost so long as she's racing on 2000m~2500m tracks
>>574629158The anime couldn't be more generic. Good thing they gave her fox pupils afterwards.
>>574629108Its still funny
>>574628996>Swinging Maestros
>>574628515Yes. It's MANT but instead of racing you get coins from training, more if you rainbow.
>>574629240Better loop
>>574628561not really, you buy skill hints and permanent training bonusesmant had energy refills and temporary training boostsit's like mant but good and ethical (gay)
>>574629230it was 2017 there's always room for improving
>>574629294what a beautiful stride
>>574629108I really want some yakisoba
>>574629342I like the edgy cingray designs
I'm gonna request dirt sashes a day after GL starts when everyone is too excited to play the game and they'll instinctively press donate all.
Inari One is cute. Pls maker the next OP
surely we get a surprise spark pass on part 2 of the anniversary...
>>574629448>super creek car edit
>>574629414didn't this image show her vagoomaybe I'm misremembering
>>574629418Super potato...
>>574629342Cingray's chubby Inari is cute!
>>574629435at least ask for the dirt DAHBY
>>574629448Why did they do it?
>>574629548D-D-D-DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYY
who's the legendary super uma musume
>>574629448>yes, the rotation and panning slowing to a near complete stop during the middle is completely necessary for the plot
>>574629536I don't think so.......
>>574629564chubby?
>>574629564She's just a midget with fat tits tho
>>574629746No, that's marvelous Sunday
>>574629423me too cingray looks really nice
https://files.catbox.moe/vi00lh.mp4
>>574629435please do it's way better than requesting kika sash
>>574629746Hishi spotted!
It's Doug DimmaDAHBY, owner of the Dimmsdale DimmaDAHBY
Mating Press Inari One
>Lose finals>1 Tachyon in 400 pullsI can smell it already...
>>574629839>sends her to hell
>>574629239I prefer post retirement Fuku's fat tummy
Thoughts?
Making a cute twink wear McQueen cosplay...
You literally only need 1 Tachyon speed
>>574629974She'd look better with her dress taken off
chevacchi
>>574629974I don't think
so what's good for next cm
>>574629974jobba
>>574629374looks like she's skating, very elegant. I remember it being pointed out while airing how she takes a single step for what seems like every two or three the other umas take and how that helps her stand out.
>>574630179Oguri, Pasa, Taiki, Digitan
>>574629995Well yeah, you can't equip more than one, you silly goose
>>574629974can only think of having 4somes with her and her sisters
>>574629974They need to accelerate John Xina.
>>574629548goddesses, look at the size of those derbies...
>>574630189she has huge stride in game it goes clunk clunk clunk
>>574630179rickey and oguri
>>574630179heyit's a full moon CM (uma2 works)
No...
>>574630179XoguriMurmur debuff spam>>Copano + Falcon>>>>>everything else
>>574629948I prefer post impregnation Fuku's fat tummy
>>574629974bed-breaking sex with Xina for the purpose of healing her anger from losing the Triple Tiara to Gentil!
Pls bake a Rudolf bread
>>574630264WHO IS THISWHY GOLD BIKINI
>>574630264Athletes aren't this soft and squishy...
>>574630464>>574630464>>574630464
>>574630324I don’t know what’s more terrifying:Your life being planned out by your trainee, or your trainee finding out you read her notebook
>>574630402verxina, a strong mare who unfortunately kept clashing with arguably the strongest mare
>>574627610>>574627743>>574628350based
