>Previous>>574522010>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJun 16 Census Thunder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMRAOyw5MV4Jun 30 Termicide 2.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xxT-LWRYYJul 09 Super Credits & A Fairer Galactic War https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689545692Jul 14 Lightning Intercept https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TqsET5yHM>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
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the daily night ritual of doing ur mother
>>574669332Unfortunally yes. They are just goyim, they cannot understand high art and embrace what peak idolized femininity really is
Botniggers dropped the ball and missed the side order intel and then voted wrong on the DSS. Meanwhile buggods defended brilliance and kept the TCS active. It's always the botniggers who have trouble with the galactic war. The should learn something from us buggods.
>>574669841>Meanwhile buggods defended brilliance and kept the TCS activeWe couldve had our black hole laser up and running if you didnt fuck up a simple "play the game" MO
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>574669948Put his ass in his place.Well done
>>574669983Raping little niggers
>>574669983call the FBI
>>574669124warbond trailer tomorrow
>>574670606
>jeetbutt>tranime>pedoschizoWhen will this nightmare end
Botdiving:>J3: What have you been reading recently?>A1: Just finished Ulysses and now half way through Oyasumi Punpun>100% the operation with 30 mins to spare and 15 reinforcements, forming lifelong bondsBugdiving:>domestic violence, smoke detector beeps, loud music and bongs bubbling through mic>barely finish the operation's main objectives, use more than 20 reinforcements, super destroyer leaves orbitWhat causes this disparity?
>>574670909Economic factors.
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>574670606>>574671112We're literally getting the warbond FOR FREE by PLAYING THE GAME. You want more??
threaddiving>frogniggers,fortniteniggers, aislop, low quality bait
My V from Cyberpunk would hard clear this game.
>>574669983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM
>>574671248he's just like me fr
>>574669948>>574670078>samefaggingThat MO was sabotaged by botnigger MO tourists. I had no trouble playing with my fellow buggods, but when botniggers joined in I could hear the constant whining and see the constant deaths. They would scream, "THE ENEMY GETS TOO CLOSE AND DOESN'T STAND STILL FOR AN EASY HEADSHOT WHAT DO I DO?!?". I will admit, the burden of carrying the botniggers was too great and we, the buggods, could not compensate hard enough. It is a shame we bear.
>>574671570And yet botchads were able to fight off a level 50 invasion without eagle storm. Curious...
>>574671810Obviously, buggods came to your rescue. We are not without some amount of mercy for lesser beings.
>>574672053You couldnt even handle a level 40 invasion on brilliance without eagle storm when it was your only objective.
>>574672135Bodied that freak.Well done.
>>574669983>mfw
>>574672135Brilliance has double the health of a normal planet so it was effectively a level 80 invasion. The fact we were close to defending it without the eagle storm is a small miracle of its own right. It really shows had hard Joel has to press the boot to try and keep the buggods down.
>>574672416Yuh huh. Sure.
>>574672481I see I have exhausted your intellect. In time I hope the common botnigger can ascend like the buggods. For now they are the buggod's burden.
>>574672416Markfark has the same HP as Brilliance and yet Botchads didnt need Eagle storm to hold their hand. Would you like to try again?
Does Yed Prior look any different when you land or is the scorched planet just a visual for the galactic map
I don't think *planet* HP has any bearing on it's *defense* HP. The later is entirely up to the invasion level.
>>574672776Im sure it does but it doesnt change the fact bugchasers needed Eagle Storm to bail them out.
>>574672628Marfark has its HP tied up in the mega factory. Brilliance has no easy liberation cities or factories to shortcut the liberation.
>>574672707Take a guess
>>574672929>Trying to act like Marfark didnt have a 5% resistance
>>574672868Defenses are always 50k HP per invasion level. Doesn't matter what HP planet is while liberating it.
>make nothing but arcadey co-op games for years>on a whim decide that you want to make a serious milsim disguised as an arcadey co-op game>try to flex with a "don't like it, don't play it" attitude>constantly bend the knee after every reviewbombingOther than just "sweden," what causes this?
>>574673187OH NO NO NO BUGSISTERS OUR RESPONSE???
Son of a bitch they're talking about pedophilia again
>>574673008Which Joel had to lower. Don't try to revise history.
>>574673573>Doesn't know how cities/megafactories workYou stupid fucking moron lmfao
It's happening, brosTomorrow is the BIG day
>>574670909Squiddiving:*silence*
>>574673641Angry insults. How quaint. Concession accepted.
>>574673263They wanted to show off their "military knowledge" because they served as conscripts (adult daycare)
>>574673749>"If you laugh at my retardation, you're mad, actually"Holy cope.
>>574673263It's mostly as 'milsimmy' as it ever was, just easier in every way. The only neat part they ended up truly stripping away is angle penetration. That + enabling solofaggotry.
More than two years later and the tablet on your back still serves ZERO purpose
>Bugchaser got baited into talking about marfark when we were talking about defensesWhat a stupid fucking moron lmfao
NOOOOOO STOP COOPERATING IN MY COOP GAME
>>574674362If its on defense, yes. Get out of my fucking tank.
>>574674453I will move your fucking tank, faggot.
>>574674607*kicked*
surely we will get a warbond trailer tommorow right guys
>>574674252I think it was used for stratagems early in development before they made it more arcadey and returned to beacons.
>>574673263>milsim only means it has to be hardant sized brain take
>>574674252
Question for all team reloaders: Do you offer to cup your gunner's balls while they shoot? If not, why not?
>>574675162Sorry but I only have 2 hands.
>>574674887never said that but alright
SEAR-chan needs spankings for killing me with grenades too often.
>>574674198It still exists in some cases. I have a distinct memory of trying to take out a factory strider's back turret and having my commando shots bounce.
SEARSuperEarthArmedRobutt
>>574675279You mean seaf?
>Super Earth Anal Rapist
>>574675379They still ricochet at extreme angle but they used to also have reduced penetration at high-but-not-that-extreme angles.
>June 4What does "very soon" mean in swedish
>>574675389very bad girl, needs liberty spanking
>>574669983I love little girls they make me feel so good
>>574675564>More emotes put above stims working properlyHoly reddit
>>574673263>devs only say it's a milsim when they don't wanna do somethingThe only milsim parts of it is the ammo and aim mechanics, and only just barely. The rest of the game is still arcadey as fuck.
>>574675274>try to flex with a "don't like it, don't play it" attitude>constantly bend the knee after every reviewbombingboth of these have to do with the difficulty?
>>574670909Botdiving>No one says anything>RetardationBugdiving>No one says anything>RetardationSquidiving>No one says anything>Retardation
>>574673740>silenceJust the way we like it. No screeching homos.
>>574675564After their third mandated summer vacation (September or October).
>>5746755642029 not one second before
>>574675716They all need spankings.
>>574674773I think beacons were always a thing. I recall there were datamines about "extract intel" type missions that used that tablet. But those missions haven't been added (yet or ever), so the thing genuinely serves no purpose.
>>574675731What's wrong with stims?
>>574672413You should delete this one too lil bro
>>574676135nah I remember Piles explicitly saying that beacons were re-added from the first game later on.
>>574676194i'm surely bigger than you, lil bro
>>574675564>Reducing>Not removingWhy the fuck are they like this?
>>574675716thats cute but why no bearer of the standard
>>574676298Oh well damn then, thats kinda silly. The least they could do is replace them with your throwable.
>>574676328I’m sure you’re bigger than most people, fatass.
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>>574675716freedom erotic!! ToT
>>574675996No, they are good girls.
>>574675716sudden desire to rape
>>574676687So what?
>>574675716>that skull around the thigh
>>574676758only brats get punished. thems the rules
>>574676334helldivers 2 is a hardcore milsim chud you clearly are not media literate enough to get it
/hdg/ - Hot Girlchild General
>>5746765463/4
>>574676892Good girls too. It's called preventive spankings. Or maintenance spankings.
>he thinks theres content tomorrowSON ToT ToT ToT
>>574677126
Elden Ring crossover soon
>>574677451source?
>>574677047retard
>>574677673it ends with d okay stop being pedantic nigger
They're all on fucking vacations its over
>>574677756not being pandemic, you're just a pedo shitskin gooner
>>574678074i am aryan
>>574678124So yeah, you're an Indian twat.
>>574678161Indians stopped being Aryan due to miscegenation, sadlyalso>not being pandemicLOL
He could have written Hot Dames General.
>>574679138His Indian brain couldn't think of that.
>>574676165eating good on my rare visit to this cope holeglad to see some things never change and swedes still refuse to give a shit
>>574679138too inclusive, /hdg/ has a preferance for certain age range you know
>>574679138>>574679434>not Hot Damsels Generalngmi
Hebephilia Discussion General
Homoerotic Daydreaming General
Hot Dickgirls General.
Are the two war strider eyes the same size?
>>574680316yes.
Hemorrhaging Dick General
>join pub game>immediately get killed by the zapgun>close game
>>574680313ngl that'd be hot
>>574680442but you should still aim for the bottom one cuz of perspective an shieeet
>>574680515there's a whole hentai board just for you
>>574680316The upper one is slightly smaller if the wiki is right.
Is there any specific way to level weapons faster?
>>574680756not really, your best bet is just spamming squid/bug blitz missionstime it takes to level a weapon from 20 to 25 is compareable to time it takes to level them from 5 to 19
>>574680756play the game faster
>>574680756no just play the highest difficulty you can clearweapon xp is 1:1 with character xp
>dive d10 bots>multiple sub 100's>they all end up dying multiple times and rage quittingWhy do people even attempt d10 if they can't actually play?
>>574681075you know the aswer, anon.they got carried the first time and expect to be carried all the time.
>>574681075the sw*de puts them there so you can have fun finishing the mission with no reinforces with the single real nigga who stuck around
>>574680756It's a bit tedious but one easy way to rack up exp very fast is to go onto the MO planet and search for matches that have 20 minutes or more and join hoping they're at extract Get full mission exp most of the time without any of the work
>>574680756no but you can just play the game and stop being a progresslave
content tomorrow
Where were you when the redditor began to hate?
Is it possible that arrowhead (and sweden by large) isnt so bad, and we are just -God forgive me- overreacting?
>>574684290Nice try swigger
>>574684290the devs (swedish) [indian] are literally looking down their nose at you right now
>>574683990I saw the games made in Sweden banner and actually laughed out loud.
>>574683990
>>574676546GGs
>>574676546gg very swigger rounds
>>574684847The bots are the jeet's self insert faction. Cheating is fine in their culture too.
>>574684847>coose yed prior>dss gets destroyed>thanks sweden very coolthe community is well aware how spiteful the average swede is at this point
>go to MO planets>all lobbies suckYep, back to the squid front. More appropriators when?
>mfw I LTD'ed and bots are fun again
>>574684847Well he is right, the community chose a planet that had no connection to a bot world.
>>574684847the sad part is some retard is going to see this an think that's actually how you're supposed to DM
>>574684847anyone called that guy a faggot on discord yet?
>>574673263>realistic milsim>don't start the mission knowing where Super Earth utility stations such as power generators, oil drilling sites, SEAF FA/SAM sites are>don't have intelligence reports about enemy composition>can't change armament of the super destroyer or helldiver during a mission>hellpods can't be steered in some directions if there's so much as a pebble in the way>hellpod beacons can't be placed on most elevated structures>Eagle-1 cannot be told to go re-arm when in range of anti-aircraft turrets b...because... THEY JUST CAN'T, OKAY?!>DSS Eagles will strafe random sand dunes and helldivers when deployed if there are no enemies instead of conserving their ammo>DSS Eagles will strafe an entire squad of helldivers to kill one scavenger instead of the 500 bug horde chasing them that are a safe engagement distance awayI'm sure some of this can be handwaved as "SUPAR ARFT DUM FASCTIST" but I'm not going to entertain it.This game is l4d or drg levels of arcade horde shooter. The only thing that's of note in this regard is the stance system, tactical reloads, stage reloads, partial reloads being slightly faster than reloading an entirely empty gun, and bullet/projectile drop. I'm sure there's a list of games that have some of these features too. Technically Team Fortress 2 has partial reloads with the Force-Of-Nature and l4d decreased bullet spread if you were crouching.I admittedly don't know if using DRG as an example as a horde shooter is fair, granted, I only ever played difficulty 3 and sometimes 4 as I sucked at that anything other than the scout being the mining bitch. I remember there being a fair amount of downtime to mine stuff.>>574674198>The only neat part they ended up truly stripping away is angle penetration.Is that not still in the game? I swear my recoilless/EAT shots bounce off of cannon towers or factory strider cannons if I'm shooting at them at a weird angle on a hill.
>>574686491>Is that not still in the game? I swear my recoilless/EAT shots bounce off of cannon towers or factory strider cannons if I'm shooting at them at a weird angle on a hill.they only bounce at extreme angles to simulate HEAT failing to fuse, but most HEAT based AT was made not to lose any AP dependent on angle back in 2024
>>574686118Bots are fun no matter the difficulty for me (unless it's a war strider ragdoll cringefest)
>both mo planets are regular bots>yed prior is a time limited defense, needs 55% pop, has 53%>wezen has 20% pop accomplishing little more than superficial progressThe bugfags have a point, botnigs can not handle MOs.
>>574686687>throwing the MO to play on the worst biome in the gameI don't get it
>>574686079I'm sure Joel will VOID another planet soon.
>>574684847I can't imagine actually getting mad at this.
>>574675857true enlightenment is realizing that the players on all fronts are equally retarded
>>574675857>play with randoms>good fun, no fingerspointing>play with friends>"sorry, gtg brb">come back 15 mins later>"hubby wants us to play alone, sorry">leaves
>Heavy Ordnance Distribution kicks in>victory assured on Yed PriorIt's all coming together.
content tommorowwarbond tommorowstaking doom sissies to tommorowtrust the plan
>>574686660I mean true but sometimes it's just way too fucking much and annoying as hell.>didn't take an explosive primary and every encounter is shielded devs, hulks, and war striders instead of something most guns can at least struggle against>"defending an important spot, conga line of hulks, you're out of suitable ammo, and the rest of your team is also useless" situation happens at least 3 or 4 times a mission>10 shielded or rocket devs and some zerkers are just way too effective at disrupting the team from dealing with factory striders or vox engines and that's also a common occurence>cyborgs speeding everything up and it really requires 2 competent and well equipped divers to at least hold back a patrol in that scenario>shit like terminals bugging or flinching from rockets 6 feet away becomes rage inducingcompared to on like D6>hulks and war striders still present but at a rate you can deal with them solo a majority of the time>tanks spawn more often which are more interesting and aesthetically appealing to me>basic troopers spawn in big numbers which is also aesthetically appealing, like you're fighting an army, not a monster mash of big bipedal war machines, and basic trooper swarms are also more tactically interesting>more lowbies so gathering samples doesn't feel totally futile
>>574688906works on my machinestay on d6 sport
How many more times must I trust the plan...
I wish light oxygenator looked betterbeing fast and sliding around is super fun but you're stuck with little gay blue rainboots
>>574686687This MO is a prime example of botfags throwing the MO then wil 100 cry about it being rigged or fucked over by bug divers and the 2k squid divers
>>574688493you have shit friends
>>574688493>play with /hdg/>shalom>shalom>shalom>shalom>silence>top kek roflmao kekekeke lol>ggs ggs
>>574689490We're literally winning the MO though? People were just waiting for HOD to kick in.
>>574689403I wish I could put the armor of the medium oxygenator on the ground breaker set
>>574688906Absolute shitter self report what the hell are you doing anon
>Says liberation>Also works on defenceCan the swedes update the description to be more accurate this is just pure misinformation.From what I heard what it actually does is shift the galactic impact modifier to favour the DSS planet or something right?
>>574689626comfy
>>574689403there is a mod on nexus that replaced little gay blue rainboots with high heels so there is that
>>574690780kill yourself>>574689403https://boxofbiscuits97.github.io/HD2-Modding-Wiki/dev/armor%20modding/armor-replacement.htmlyou're not getting transmog anytime soon if at all, so your best bet is modding it yourself
>>574689626I wouldn't want it any other way
>>574675759they do?
>>574691027wtf else would they be about?
>>574690202It artificially bolsters the effective population on the planet. The DSS planet progresses faster, other planets progress slower.
>>574689208just enough times anon just enough times
Senator with gunslinger armor is still a lot of fun. I just wish sidearms had more ammo. It would be really cool if that playstyle got a bit of a buff.
ombudsman any second now
>>574688906>>didn't take an explosive primary..I dont remember the last time i used anything but light pen in my primary slot for bots>conga line of hulksrape meat for my AC>10 shielded or rocket devs and some zerkers and/or cyborgs*throws strafing run* what patrol bwo?>shit like terminals buggingyeah that sucks >flinchingunironic unflinching user here
>>574688906Nigga just take the RR stop being stubborn
>boot up game>walk around the ship>change my divers armor>close game and watch youtubeI wish I didn't spend hundreds of bitcoin on pizzas and random shit back in early 2000s, I coulda been a millionaire right now
>>574695692As someone who wasn't really alive to catch the earliest days of bitcoin, I can only imagine how you feel. Like native americans making cups and bowls out of pure gold, i guess.
>>574695692ooff, i thought i had it bad, seeing btc at 10 bucks and just not bothering.
suppressor is alright but I just don't see the point in stealththe fun part of the game is shooting enemies not pressing terminal buttons
>>574697123the sad part is commando missions could have been fun if they put any effort into them instead of >the same shit you've been doing but now you it's a loadout check
>>574688906>didn't take an explosive primary>>for shielded devs & hulks???bro take the fucking diligence and enjoy plinking dev heads with snappy ergo, lew recoil, fast projectile speed and 1 shot kills. For hulks, just about any high-pen support weapon or eagle strafe, but if you want to kill without stratagems, senator and pissile are easy as dirt to use.>war striders fair enough.
>>574695692>>574696901my stepbrother was into this thing called ripple XRP and its still at $1. He really though he'd be a billionaire
>>574697545when you put it like that, I guess it's all a matter of survivorship bias.
>>574697401Still not sure why they are still not only. Too much effort to make squid missions in general since they are still starved for content.
>>574697717its whatever you want to believe. dont let it cloud you
>>574695692>had shit tons of bitcoin back in 2012>blew it all on porn live streamers on chatturbate and crack from the dark webI know just how you feel, now I will spend the rest of my days slaving away at a minimum wage job when I could have a high-tier Russian hooker to suck me off as I drive around the sun baked streets of Miami in my Bugatti.
>>574689626you need more?
>>574699496After all these posts mentioning ERP I had my hopes high...
>>574695692>>574699012Just save up a few years of income and move to a 3rd world country and live like a king, simple as
>>574699685while i wouldnt mind going on a wild sex safari in some places i dunno bout MOVING there tho
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243845871818/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>5747005343/4
>>574699685>arrive in [3rd world country name]>buy the nicest house and cars you can find and put the money in the bank>the next day a bunch of thugs show up at your house demanding that you pay them for security>ok well you don't want to get hurt and you actually do need armed security for your house and other physical assets>within a week they rob you of your own house and cars and everything you have>go to police>they don't care (they've been bribed)>at least you have your money in the bank>except the money's not there, someone embezzled it all>go to police again>get beaten up and sodomized>end up on the street with AIDS, shooting up heroin just to be able to cope with living in a 3rd world nation>gets beat up by a group of hobos>diesYeah no thanks.
>>574700534FVLL.
>>574701049kek, how the fuck did you even come up with this
>>574684847>Implying he cant just press a button and make the testicle go wherever he wants on a whim
>>574701049Crazy to think people believe rules exist in these third world shitholes. That's why we have to keep our boot on their head, so they don't spread their dogshit ideas
>>574701343I mean its pretty obvious this is what goes on
>>574701049this sounds like Russia, ngl
>>574684847>Choose 'wisely'>DSS gets damaged>It was obvious, it was ready to destroy a planet!I guarantee it.
>>574698078Since they're turning our civilians into squids, it's only fair we turn all captured overseers into tall and athletic human breeding sows.
>>574702971
>>574698078I wasn't aware the bugs felt anything personal towards SE they just want to spread and consoom
>>574702971>Since they're turning our civilians into squidsredditor headcanon
>>574704167retard
>>574704028It was personal during HD1 but at this point it's probably just animal expansion. Though they bugs do seem to have an evolved grasp on when Helldivers are doing things that would harm them in a grander scale. Something going on there.
>>574704465Show proof>"L-L-LOOK AT LE LIMBS--"Not proof. Just your fairytales and HRT induced hallucinations.
>>574704626>Show proof
>>574704465Don't reply to the engagement bait and just imagine us injecting human blood and E-711 into squids to turn them into hot babes.
>>574704779>Does the thing I said he would doOnce again. Not proof. Just hallucinations brought on by using dirty needles to inject your estrogen
>merely pretending
>>574704830So your stance here is that voteless were not once human?
>Me when someone doesn't buy into my baseless headcanon that I formed from reading reddit
>voteless >not human
>well it has a human silhouette and is wearing a super earth uniform but it isn't a human because... well because it just isn't
>>574704971>>574705097>>574705132Tell me where I said that.
>>574705153
>>574705307Where did I say voteless were never human, you stupid fuck.
>>574705153>some guy says they are turning humans into squids>you ask for proof>someone posts a human that was turned into a squid>you say that isn't proofTherefore the implication is you think that voteless aren't human.
>>574705363>Civilian>not humanis your English just bad cus you're some third world faggot and you don't understand the concept of "Civilian"?
>>574705397I asked for proof. Not more of your HRT-induced fantasies. Thats like saying bugs are humans because the stalkers have a pattern that looks like a face.>>someone posts a human that was turned into a squidNot proof. Just someone growing elongated limbs. Nothing there signifies the end result is a squid. >Therefore the implication is you think that voteless aren't human.You are an actual brainlet. How did you ever come to the conclusion of "Theyre turning people into zombies, not squids" into "oh, so they were never humans"Peak reddit hours today>>574705587See what I wrote above
>The people saying people are turning into squids because they have claws are the same people who think chopping your dick off makes you a womanlmfao theres some poetic irony here.
>>574705658>Thats like saying bugs are humans because the stalkers have a pattern that looks like a face.Well no anon it's not the same, as the stalker was not once a human, while the voteless was in fact a human, which you seem to take issue with.
>>574705658They're literally called Failures in the lore tabs, you fucking retard. What else could it possibly mean?
obessed with men
>>574701560yeah this is the thing that gets me, they've already shown their finger is heavily on the scale
>>574705851Youre arguing under the assumption I follow your same brainlet fantasy.>>574705872>Moving the goalpost to talking about fleshmobsTry again, you brainlet tranny
>>574706035>Youre arguing under the assumption I follow your same brainlet fantasy.My only stance here is that the voteless were once human, thus you have just admitted you don't think voteless were human, a stance that makes you a retard.
>>574705790>>574705658>blatant samefag>obsessed with tranniesOf course.
This is the same ragebaiting faggot that thinks the Guard Dog can be reloaded mid-combat by pressing 5 to be a reddit headcannon btw
>>574706035you literally just posted it yourself kike
>>574706123>My only stance here is that the voteless were once human,Where did I say voteless were never human?>>574706134>Trannies spread their headcanon>Said headcanon is about something becoming something else entirely because one thing changed>Youre not allowed to point this out>>574706241Yes, by presumably mushing people together. Youre moving the goalpost into claiming that "erm, akshooally, you need to mush multiple voteless together to make a squid"
what no content does to a general
easily the dumbest mfs on this site
I accept your concession. Voteless will never be an overseer just how you will never be a woman
>>574706357>Where did I say voteless were never human?Well you just said in your last reply >>574706035 that you don't subscribe to my fantasies, which from the start my only stance has been voteless are human. So it seems pretty clear you took that stance.
Not even gonna give any more (you)s, fucking retarded faggot. Not even pretending, just being genuinely stupid. Gucci tier idiot, probably is Gucci.
>>574706615I'm still waiting for you to tell me when I said voteless were never human.
>>574706736I showed the reply anon, I here >>574705851 said voteless were human, you here >>574706035 said that was a branlet fantasy. So your stance is voteless are not human.
So basically what he meant was, voteless are just altered human, not squid, overseer are squid, correct?
>anon says something>anon misinterprets>retardation ensues
>>574695692>>574699012KWAB
>>574706872The implication seems pretty clear that the squids are kidnapping our people and turning them into abominations thus we should kidnap squids and turn them into hot breeding slaves.
Does this mean I can fuck the squid or what
>>574706872i think?
>>574706872Yes. Trannies cannot grasp this simple concept.
Dance for me you chimps
>>574707080You could always fuck the squid anon.
>>574706868>So your stance is voteless are not human.Where did I say that? Where did i ever imply voteless were never human?
>>574707080idk but since the automatons are blending civilians into soup to make cyborgs, we should reprogram automatons and put them into a sexy chassis.
>>574707284>Where did i ever imply voteless were never human?When you replied to me saying they were human and saying that was a brainlet fantasy anon. There is really no other way to read that.
>retarded Asperger's poster has to point out that voteless are not SPECIFICALLY squids but SPECIFICALLY voteless so you CAN'T call them squids just cus they're in the SQUID FACTIONdear god, we clearly don't wanna misgender them
>>574707460You keep saying I "implied" it. But you never showed actual proof. You can imply youre a woman by putting on makeup and a dress but youre not a woman
>>574707649So what was the brainlet fantasy in my post here >>574705851 anon. That post only said that stalkers were not human and that voteless were human. So one of those has to be the brainlet fantasy, so which stance are you taking?
>>574700534GGs
>>574707771Okay. let me spoonfeed you.1. Redditor said squids turn people into squids2. I called them out by saying thats just a headcanon3. You somehow came to the conclusion that i said voteless were never human.4. You have yet to give any proof I said this other than continuing to demonstrate your lack of reading comprehension.
Boogs or buttssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243850689342/76561198120804312
What does the eruptor do better than the crossbow, should I just use the crossbow?
>>574708012You still haven't said which part of my post was the brainlet headcanon anon. It would be a bit odd to reply to that to a post that is only saying voteless are human if you don't take the opposite stance. So it's clear you're just back peddling after being called out.
>>574708332jfc you are hopeless
>>5747081242/4
>>574708392I just don't know why you can't explain what was the "brainlet headcanon" part of my post that only said that voteless are human and stalkers are not human. You made that post anon you aught to know what it was referring to. Until you explain your own words I have to just assume your stance is that voteless are not human.
>>574707771Okay. let me spoonfeed you. 1. I baited you2. You replied 3. You keep replying4. I won
>>574708329It's heavy pen, so it has a slightly better burst against masses of medium-armored enemies and can kill Hulks and Behemoths outside their weakpointsProbably better at killing some heavier squids like Harvesters and Mechs but I've never tried
>>574708124I seem to be perpetually trapped in the loading screen
What if?
>no patch preload>swedes probably still on holidayst-trailer tomorrow??
>>574708948You got mods? Try disabling them or verifying the integrity of files
>>574709252if it was mods he'd crash, dumbassinfinite loading screen is always a connection issue
Now anons, what you have witnessed here is a result of 2 retards coming to a head due to a miscommunication, based on a mismatch of of personal lexicons:To anon 1, "squids" is the generic term for all Illuminate enemies.To anon 2, "squids" is the term used to refer, specifically, to the 'proper' Squ'ith, such as overseers.Thusly, anon 1 stated that "squids turn people into squids", meaning, that the illuminate, turn humans into more illuminate (voteless & fleshmobs) troops. Which he is correct about.Anon 2, however, via his lexicon, interpreted that statement to mean that the Squi'th turn humans into more Squi'th, which is indeed, reddit headcanon, and thus, he is also correct.Unfortunately, as this is the internet, neither backed down, nor dug any deeper through rational discussion to understand one another's position and as such identify the source of this misunderstanding, rendering the conversation into an infuriating and fruitless slog, wasting the time and energy of all parties involved, as well as taking up attention from subjects other spectators would ordinarily be interested in.That has been an introductory explanation on internet discourse. I thank you for reading. I hope this teaches you something that you can use in the future, so you have a better time online. Have a good night, and take care of yourselves.
>>574709370I was not involved in the izzat war, all I wanted to do was justify raping squids but they're also hot human women.
>>574702959this glad most people have waken up to swedish bullshit
>>574709370>Being disingenuous
>>574709370>Unfortunately, as this is the internet, neither backed down, nor dug any deeper through rational discussion to understand one another's position and as such identify the source of this misunderstandingWhat if both sides fully understood and had both decided to waste time taking the others bait?
>>574709252Verified and removed mods AND I'm throwing in the towel.
>>574709071While a fire-breathing Factory Strider would be pretty cool, it would unfortunately be significantly weaker than the existing base variant since those chin guns can already kill players from a decent distance away, mounting flamethrowers would significantly gimp its range.
>>574709716We need to remake the lobby anyway cuz it glitched and we couldn't get in the hellpods
>>574708124Remade lobby! steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243851844568/76561198120804312Last one was fucking bugged to shit. Rejoin if you left.
>>574708916Ohhh ok I might try it out for a couple runs see how I goes. Does heavy pen mean it can shoot down the flying ships that shoot at you too? I’m sorry if my terminology makes no sense I’m kinda a aboverage average noob
>>5747098433/4missing 1 (juan) guy
>>574709843Joined it. You fags nabbed a plebbit link and posted it on 4chan.
De-escalator on bots any good?
>>574710249no.
Turret kills shouldn't appear on the scoreboard
>>574709843>Rejoin if you left.Nah. I blocked everyone in there.
>>574710463>>574710178dance for me monkey
>>574710517You sound upset :)
>>574710396Neither should eagles, orbitals, mines or dog backpacks
>>574710814
>>574710874Cute.
>>574710874Put her in a jar, NOW!!!!
>>574710874>>574711009>>574711041kill yourselves
>>574711041
>>574710249it ain't bad
>>574709843Joined it. Got kicked before I could even say hi.Blocked everyone in it, that'll teach you jews ;)
>>574711129Yes, yes!!!Now I will travel back in time and give it to a Serbian farmer.
>>574711401
>>574709782>mounting flamethrowers would significantly gimp its rangeGive it the incel hulk mortar on it's back, and make the chin flamethrower turn 360 degrees to roast players who hide under it/try to shoot its belly (it should have another weakspot or be easier to kill to compensate)
hmg should be able to one-mag a factory strider belly
>>574710648Genuinely Use in all those things would plummet if they stopped boosting big number
>>574712339How much does it actually take?
>>574712042Even without a weakspot change, it already sounds like a well balanced enemy.
What's the easiest simplest things to do when a Vox Engine spawns?
>>574712790Portable hellbomb + 5
>>574712790just rr the cannons bro
>>574712790call in a mech, although they're limited to three
>>574712790Orbital Railcannon Strike
>>574712790Spear it 3 times
>>574712790Wait for someone else to deal with it.
>>574712790>>574713028most brainless, point and click way is this.if you're not surrounded by enemies, you can pretty easily break open the heat sinks to dunk a grenade on for a cheap kill.
21 days of warbond radio silencehang these motherfuckers for all to see on sergel's torg
>supposed 25 m radius of the rail cannon strike to look for the highest armor target>it still targets a random cyborg instead of the vox engine that the ball landed next to
>>574713745the Swedish nickname for this spot is "Plattan" which just means "The plate".t. Swede
>>574714256wow that's crazybtw would you be willing to suicide bomb arrowhead's offices?
>>574714256Bög
>>574714370
>>574714370can't he hire someone to do it?i hear that there are a lot of people willing to do it.
>>574715084Just because there are mudslimes infesting sweden, it doesn't mean there are a lot of suicide bombers
>>574715246well, they are a finite resource by design, aren't they
>>574715246
>>574715246Outside of welfare thieves, Sweden has an epidemic of cowardly immigrants that hang out in groups of 8+ and harass groups of 3 or fewer. Not many insane suicide bombers.
>>574715481sounds like new jersey
>>574715481Maybe we can send the suicide bombers in groups of 8+.
Can't we just pay Ukrainians to drone bomb arrow head for us?
>>574707828why did he do it
what is the next warbond bros
>>574715859nobody knows cus the bond was scrapped for the current MOs rewards
>>574715859medic warbond :D
>noooo why didn't you bring the hekkin meta loadout on my random stock bot D10>Ragequitslol. lmao.
>>574716250Would an angel dog cause even more solofaggotry?
>>574716337Bring 2 flags next time
>>574716470probably not if they made it so the drone won't target the hostthough it'd be completely braindead>stim pistol without the potential downside of the healslut being an aimlet
Lobby, you queens.
don't cry /hdg/ AH has enough defence and kill x amount of troops to drip feed you a entire life time joel bring me more meaniless MO asap the boys are hungry for more content
>>574716803kill x troops orders would be preferable to the usual slop of>hold planet COORVIX XVII for 14 daysthat artificially prolongs the campaigns
>>574716470the angel would force you to stick close to your team to actually benefit
>>574712790
>>574717083anon implies that the angel would completely eliminate the need to ration your stims - not that you need to do that with how plentiful are the stim box spawns - since the drone would just keep your hp topped up without the need for input like the supply packsupply pack would still mog it
>>574716470>>574717083>solo nigger brings angel dog>entire team stay close to him>solo nigger spergs outwould love to see it too bad AH will never add it
>>574717236doesn't really bother me since the angel would have a slower rate of heal than a stim
>>574717959let's be real here anon, it'd just be a stim pistol attached to a drone, not a beamand the stim pistol darts are already stronger than they should be
>>574718076meh, I think they're fine
dead
let it die
not on my watchstimming you!
>plat bricks mission>no one brought sentries, or minesWhat causes this?
>>574720249>sentries or mines on the plat missionwho does that?
>be explosive barrel>hulk explodes right next to it>*doesn't explode*>Helldiver walks forward a couple steps>*EXPLODES INSTANTLY*Very cool, Sweden
What if we got the ability to level gate who joins?
>>574720536wouldn't change anythingeveryone is 150 by nowwe need the cap level raise
>>574720602>everyone is 150 by nowThe d10 lobbies I've been joining all day say otherwise. If anything I'd say the majority of the playerbase isn't over 100.
>>574720772>tfw encountered a cheese diver who was level 42Not even the first time, those people perplex me.
>>574715084We he is Swedish so odds are he would outsource his suicide bombing.
>>574712790Three bricks of C4 to the main body.
>Liмited to 3
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243860747737/76561198371145453its up
>>574722809whats up
>>574722850i need samples
>>574722986damn thats rough
>>574722809failed
>>574723016come on anon, i just got off work>>574723086steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243860839564/76561198371145453
>>574723136full
>>574680756Weapon XP is just the mission XP you earn, so the more XP you gain in a mission, the faster your weapon levels up. That means playing on the highest difficulty, completing all the secondary objectives, killing all the enemy bases including the Mega Fort, and extracting with as much time left on the clock as possible. Also, fighting on Hive Worlds and killing the Hive Lord, which awards XP that's subject to the difficulty multiplier (that footage you always see of a Hive Lord being worth 210 XP, can get multiplied up to 4x to give you an extra 840 XP for the mission, which is basically a 40% bonus since most D10 missions give you around 2,000 XP for a full clear).If you want to include time spent in the calculations, then maybe skipping objectives for the sake of a fast extraction might work better, but then what would be the whole goddamn point of playing the game if you're not engaging with the content.
Remember what you're fighting for.
>>574724026That's a man!
I'm tired of getting tk'd by 500kg retards. I'm at the point of autokicking anyone who takes it.
>>574724316This but orbital napalm
>>574724316Nigger that thing is slow as fuck. Literally skill issue if you don't' have situational awareness to spot red beacon near you
>>574724316this but anyone who throws their free 380 barrage
>>574724316If you see the 500kg beacon go out you should have plenty of time to dive for safety, since it's got a fairly long delivery time.>>574724431This is much worse, since retards who don't use the 380mm often never place it far enough away from the team.
HOLY shit this is "swag" as fuuuuuck300 SC armor btw #fuckpoorpeople
>>574724316>be blind>die to slow stratagem>cry and shitpost
Cryo when?
>>574724316this ruffled the weathers of many reddit bomb users
man I miss MG being good on bots fuck the 60 day patch and fuck niggers and fuck reddit
>>574669124Where's my Warhammer warbond?!
>10k players on Wezen when they literally can't outpace the decay rateweird
>>574727392skill issue lower the difficulty
>>574727773retard it's just worthless in current cringe faggot sandbox and I am genuinely better off with liberator in most cases
>>574727901please refer to >>574727773
>>574727392>medium pen on botsWhy? Just shoot their heads.
Can someone explain why they move the heavy pen from Grenade Launcher to Belted Grenade Launcher?
>>574727971how does it make MG not pointless
>>574728051play the gamebelt fed has heavy pen
>>574728045it was rly good at shotting bot heads once upon time actually.
botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243865074548/76561198008364447
>>5747283902/4
So is the A.S.S. actually going to do something or is it just another "We removed another planet you can play on"
>>574728350nothing about the MG or bot heads has changed to make it worse
>>574727752>10k players being retardedIt's not that weird. If anything it's very standard.
>>574728816Primaries got better at it meaning it lost the advantage it once had over them + increased stagger makes devastators flinch which only fucks you up especially against heavy devs
>>574728794why do you even bother attaching these little blurbs to you avatar like the fortnite guy?
>>574729250Because I thought the robutt showing up at your door in the dead of night is funny.
>>574727752That's more the fault of Heavy Ordnance Distribution being active, it lowers the overall impact multiplier per player and then provides a buff to operational impact on the planet it's orbiting. Which is the whole reason why we're winning Yed by 3-1/2 hours instead of losing it by 2.Not like it really matters anyway, the progress being made on Wezen was minuscule at best, and once the DSS relocates to Wezen we'll see some actual progress. for those 14 hours.>>574728051The BFGL had AP4 on launch, the problem was that regular GL was also given AP4 in the same patch. People correctly pointed out that GL + Supply Pack completely outperformed BFGL in every metric that mattered, which is why regular GL had its armor pen reverted and the BFGL got a few buffs to ammo capacity.
>>574728794kill yourself jeet
>>574712790Run up to shoot it's weakspots, throw a grenade in it's vent, die to your teammates 500kg bomb before step two.
>>5747131342 times 1 per cannon is enough
>>574729619Right, but I mean the point is there's no reason to be on Wezen until we finish Yed Prior.
C4 is my favorite strategem in the game.
>>574728794I fear it's the latter.
>>574728794>"We removed another planet you can play on"that based though. primary candidates: acamar, gatria, phact bay>uhmmm dood these are on bug frontwho cares they should nuke them
>>574730309At this point, everyone jumping on Yed is going to save like 20 minutes. Train has left the station already. And unless Joel tosses a second attack at Yed (which, honestly, he might), this MO is surprisingly won.Yes, the inefficiency is irritating, but a win is a win.
Campaign system might be receiving mixed reception, but the main thing I like about it is that now we have an in-game archive of events going forward.Boggles they mind they never got around to adding the bestiary, though. Collecting 10,000 kills on every enemy type or whatever to get all the data would be a nice thing to have going on in the background.
I am looking forward to a lasgun
*at best* we are getting a proper trailer.
>>574730979it's going to be like the sickle and shoot lame and gay fake laser bullets instead of like the trident and shoot based and awesome pulsed beamswe're never ever fucking ever getting a proper HD1 sickle
I LOVE DRIP FEEDING CONTENT YES AH DADDY GIVE ME ONE (1) HELMET INSTEAD OF THE FULL WARBOND BECAUSE REDDIT GOT MAD AT 2 MECHS
>>574731025this is really grim
>>574723915Can a solo even kill a hive lord
>>574731353yeah. C4 + grenades for breaking the plates and breakthrough for DPS is probably optimal
>>574731251the only time they've ever released a warbond without a trailer 1 week prior is urban legends and that coincided with a title updatekillzone collab doesn't count since that wasn't a real warbond, it was just packaged as one to deliver it to people who missed it the first go around
>I've spent 1% of my life playing this game
>>574712042>easier to killwhy not just a harder enemy altogether by having it have both chin guns and flamethrowers if you get close
>>574724316literally just prone, the blast radius is incredibly tiny
>>5747319500.3% here. That's still pretty bad all things considered
>>574731487Good to know
>>574731487so you're saying there's a title update incoming?
>>574733934Yes, Tau subfaction for IlluminateSource: Based Thordan
>>574734004He's never been wrong yet
>>574731950>>574733402Trannyfaggots, how did you calculate the percentage of your life, do you know exactly when you will die?
>>574734083*current lifetime jesus fuck are you really retarded and couldn't figure it out from context or just fucking with us
>>574734083>do you know exactly when you will die?I know exactly when you'll die smartass
Can some galaxy brain anon explain the galactic war in full detail for me? What is decay? What is gambit? What is supply lines? What is FTL warp path? What is invasion level? How does planet liberation work? Why do some people be chimping out when the blob decided to drop on a specific planet?>t. lvl 30 shitter
>>574734526dont worry about it kitten
>>574734526day 0 player here, i don't pay attention to it i just drop on cool biomes against factions that are fun
>>574734617kek, same here, I never gave a single shit about the gaylactic war, it's always confusing seeing MOnkeys freaking out over some schizo babble crap. FundivingChads WW@?
>>574734526planets have HP, planets with cities have more HP. to liberate a planet you need to deplete it's HP. finishing a mission deals damage to planet, finishing an operation deals additional damage. decay is % of health regenerated by a planet per hour. gambit is when you liberate a planet from which enemies are invading another one. this stops the invasion without actually defending the planet per sesupply lines are just the lines between planets. you can attack enemy planets that are connected to planets that are ours. enemies can attack our planets if they are connected to planets that are theirsinvasion lvl regulates how much damage you'll have to deal within given time to stop the invasionthey chimp out because blob tends to make poor picks on a strategic level
>>574734526>What is decay? How much enemy retake planet>What is gambit? If take planet that enemy is invading from then invasion stop.>What is supply lines? Line between planet on map>What is FTL warp path? See above>What is invasion level? How powerful enemy invasion is.>How does planet liberation work? More diver on planet, faster planet liberate>Why do some people be chimping out when the blob decided to drop on a specific planet?Blob retarded
>>574734526ignore the dorks above, literally none of it matters because nothing happens without the explicit consent of the GMs.
>>574724746isn't that arguably the worst looking armor in the game?
>>574734526ignore the dork >>574735001, it's not as much consent as it's guidance because blob can't actually make any sensible move themselves. sometimes they'll stumble into one by accident but it's rare
>>574735019No.
>>574734617>>574734890
>>574734890800 hour retarddiver here, no idea how galactic war works, I just dive on the planet with the most people or host/join lobbies here
>>574734526ignore the dork >>574735147, he's coping with his lack of agency by blaming the players
>>574735369>by blaming the playersWell it wasn't Joel who voted the DSS to a planet the bots had zero access to.
>>574735468>he thinks the players control the DSS
>>574734917>>574734943Ah... I think I know some of these words, thank you anons
>>574735369dumb nigger we just had a whole day when blob was spread out on like 10 planets doing *nothing* it's not joels fault they are retarded>>574735496cope
>>574735496Does Joel also control the 10k divers that spent all day on the wrong planet?
>>574735570anyone who uses terms like "blob" is lying to themselves and coping
>>574735534this site is helpful https://helldiverscompanion.com>>574735629anyone implying anyone who uses terms like "blob" is lying to themselves and coping is lying to themselves and coping
>Launched the game after a week of inactivity>Void has tripled its size since thenWhat the fuck
>>574735735>MOnkey word saladI accept your concession
>>574735756Squids are the next title change and no one helps against the storms.
>>574735816>Blobitch trying to run awayI don't give a fuck retard
>>574735838The "resistance score" or whatever it's called is at 100, those fights are not meant to be won; not while there are MOs going on elsewhere.
Stealth support weapon that isn't C4 when?
>>574734526Short version: It's an optional board game that the player base plays with an Arrowhead employee, where sometimes we get free stuff. All it really does is make matchmaking easier since it causes players to congregate around certain planets which makes it easier to find people to play with, and slightly spice up missions depending on what enemy sub-factions are on that planet and if the GM decides to inflict random bonuses/penalties on players who are playing on that planet.Long version: It's an infinite zero-sum tug-of-war that we play with the GM, where we try to conquer enemy planets and prevent the enemy from conquering our planets, with a bunch of numbers that dictate how easy/hard it is, and with the aforementioned rewards if we win.Supply lines and FTL warp paths are just the roads that we can take from one planet to the next, we have to be able to travel to a planet in order to conquer or defend it. The same applies to the enemy, they can only attack a planet that's next to one that they own.When we're trying to conquer/liberate an enemy planet, they're going to try to prevent us from taking it. Decay rate is just a number that tells us how strong enemy resistance on that planet is, the higher it is the more players we need to overcome it and make progress on the planet. Generally, we're going to need 50% or more of the active player base on a single planet if we want to conquer it in less than a few days, and sometimes conquering a planet is outright impossible because the GM doesn't want us to take that planet for the sake of plot or whatever.Sometimes the enemy will try to attack a planet that we own, and we have either 24 or 48 hours to complete enough missions to prevent it. Invasion level dictates how strong that attack is, the higher it is the more players we need to stop it. Again, sometimes stopping an invasion is impossible because the GM wants us to lose that planet for the sake of plot or whatever.
>>574692364>DSS doesn't automatically move after the defence>HoD is being wasted AND fucking up the liberation of WezenLMAO the Swedes did it again
>>574734526if you're trying to understand it because you think you can influence the war, you can't. the storylines are written ahead of time, the GM railroads the narrative and anyone trying to convince you otherwise is delusional and/or retarded(probably both).if you're trying to understand it for the flavor then other anons have described it well enough.
>wanted to default diving>miss having 50% explosive resist>miss having better ergonomic with peak physique>miss not getting ragdoll with rock solid>miss having extra throwing distance with servo assisted>miss having more ammo and faster reload time with siege ready>miss not dying to retarded teammates 500kg with democracy protects
>>574736912all crutches
>>574736912Finally youre playing the game
>>574736912>never use a meta armor>never feel the need to switch it off>it also broke my brainSA chads win again.
Please fix maxiguns sfx
>>574734526>>574736469Continued:Gambit is one of those super-rare things that is "theoretically" possible but in practice only works once in a blue moon (like once every few months). Whenever the enemy attacks one of our planets, they have to originate from a planet that they own. But if we successfully capture that planet that they're attacking from, their attack automatically fails no matter what. In practice, this is virtually impossible because it means we have to capture an enemy planet in less than 24 hours, which the numbers make very difficult and which requires every single player to ignore their limited common sense (by instinct, they want to defend the planet that's being attacked, a gambit requires ignoring that instinct).Another mechanic that happens somewhat more often, is that we can cut off enemy planets for guaranteed wins. If an enemy planet is no longer connected to any other of their planets via supply lines, it enters a state of negative decay, where they can no longer resist our attacks and we start automatically generating liberation on that planet even without doing anything. This usually happens when we capture a planet in the middle of the enemy's territory, and that planet was the only neighbor to another enemy planet. If you look at the map, remember that the enemy owned both Marfark and Aesir Pass last week, but because we captured Marfark, Aesir Pass suddenly became completely surrounded by our planets, and it became a free win because we could have done absolutely nothing and the planet would have become ours within four days.
>>574737063I wish it was more BRRRRTTTTSounds like a waterfall of legos
Where is ze helmet?
>>574737221After this MO
>>574737357It's actually after the next MO.
The warbonds will NOT continueUntil morale improves
>For a healthy SC economy!>No warbond to spend them onWhat is this strategy called
>>574737548It's called I wanna rape her.
Helghast Warbond pt2 when?
>>574737581that's bad civilization anon
Squid front status?
>>574737110Gambits are only really viable when the invaded planet has a long invasion timer and the gambit planet has a small HP pool.
>open thread>no content>close thread
>>574737738Might as well get RPCS3 and emulate killzone 2, because the devs will never catch the feeling you desire.
>>574737548sweden is bad civilization
>>574737757Why does this voteless have ice magic?
>>574738237
>>574738237>Voteless get wizard powers>Oversaars become teleporting edgelord ninjasHumans are even better at being squ'ith than squ'ith. Sad!
IM SO EXCITEDAND I JUST CANT HIDE ITWARBOND TRAILER TODAYAND I THINK I'LL LIKE IT
I don't think it is healthy for all the hopesissies to expect a trailer for the announcement today...I am worried about their mental health is all.
>>574738505
Thats right New trailer todayFor Avengers Doomsday!
>no content>can't stop playing anyway because i'm having funA horrible fate
>>574738968This is just choosing to be angry.
the Hyena is so chunky, wish it's ergonomic were better and do a little bit more damage
Gears of War crossover still possible?E-day comes out October 6th, seems to me like the sw*dish work window is way too large for a collab at launch.
You cant convince me this whole trickling of content isnt an intentional act by Arrowhead born out of pure spite and malice
i've been having a really tough couple months but i'm sure this warbond trailer will give me the fuel i need to turn things around, i can't wait!
>ban evasion
wtf is an epoch girl?
>>574739928Was a perfect storm of people saying >we don't want vehicles in the warbondand >we want rewards for MO's that aren't medals So they killed two birds.
>>574740335And doing it the shittiest way possible to turn around and go "See? We tried it and you didnt like it! :^)"
>>574737757Billions.
>>574740483I kinda like it
Doomgods will be eating good today.
Lobby doko
>>574737757nobody cares about them unless it's an MO
What happened to these guys?
>>574742689Wait, higher ranked Squids are red, but the lower ranks are blue?Squid racism!???
>Logs in to get credit for the MO
Robutt!
>Botdivers keeps winning 2 forced loss MO in a rowZamn
>>574743197rapenot only robutt, but the spic indian who keeps slopping her as well
Theres a helldiver on my ship who didnt get properly frozen and hes too shy to bring it up so hes been standing still for hours making sure no one sees the mistake
If arrowhead were a company with any sovl, they wouldve let use pick a side to either play as borgs or helldivers and have designated "Battle Worlds" (PvP worlds)
>>574743575bro shut up I can't go back to the camps
>>574743726I heard that little cough bro
>>574728390Cumming wastefully on Eagle-1's vulgar post-fellatio face on camera in order to sully her in the eyes of her comrades!
>9.3% liberation per hourGMs gonna be upset that players can play and nerf it. Sad.
>>574740335>killed two birdsmore like they tossed no stone and starved to death
>>574744269Starve? No way, man! They've got plenty of fermented fish.
>Requires 64%>Only 6% on the planet>WinningBotGAWDS are just built different
>>574743632You really think their current playerbase would be able to stomach even a tiny bit of competitive PvP?
>>574744605Would borgs be the hardcore pvp crowd?
>third world hours>thread quality hits rock bottom
>>574740731>"Billions.">t. human squid mutt
>galactic impact went down the shitter half an hour ago>despite active player count going down as well>HOD has been active for over 12 hoursThe fuck is this shit.
>>574745003Them getting into the office (late) and realizing they need to cook numbers to force the loss.
>>574745168We're still slated to capture Werzen with like 30 hours remaining.
>>574745003Swedish culture does not allow rewarding gameplay.
>>574745265incoming surprise bot attack that will be a forced loss :^)
>>574745168With 12 hours of HOD and 48 hours left in the MO, there's no way they'll prevent us from taking Wezen. Only option for Joel is to attack Yed again, or re-attack Wezen after we liberate it. Both of which are quite possible, but after our miracle hold on Yed it's going to look way too obvious.
>forced lossok but does anyone actually want to successfully stop the orbital platform thing the opposite seems more interesting
>>574745705I want to helldive onto a moon-sized automaton orbital facility and plant tactical hellbombs on its reactors.
>>574745314Swedes eat curry banana pizza and like it. Their biology does not reward good things.
>>574744520Anon please this is a white men threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/4xmkbp.png
how can I cure my endless desire to rape leandivers?
Botdivers i kneel
>>574748560I am expecting my free-use bugsissy that I will proceed to rape endlessly in the next 24 hours please thank you very much
>>574740335>listen to community feedback>get shit on even morethey never learn
>>574749287Squidsisters are better
I think I love you moreThan Super Earth loves Terminid porn
>>574749374[spoler]they don't exist because nobody mains squids
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243884611189
>rape victim celebrating another forced reddit winReminder that every MO involving gear is always going to be 2 wins 1 loss, because redditors would have another melty about "hostile GMing"Feel free to screencap this.
>every MO involving gear is always going to be 2 wins 1 lossyeah because joel has a hard on for "nailbiter" MO
>>5747495343/4
content in 3 hours
>>5747495343/4pls join
>>574750450at work pls understand
>>574750450sorry chud jerking off right now pls understand
>>574749804Dumb fucking moron.
>>574750450in darktide please understand
>>574750450sorry at work jerking off right now pls understand
Bobby?
>>574750450sorz im doing my yearly dead rising 2 run
>>574750450Failed to join lobby
>>574750939tranime faggots owe me sex
UPDATE AND WARBOND TRAILER IN 2 HOURS, TOTAL DOOMNIGGER DEATH IMMINENT
>>574752207All in on nothing happening in 2 hours
>>574752207lol lmao. It's unironically at least two weeks.t. swigger
>>574752207
>>574752207I have performed the rituals while under a lethal dosage of fentanyl and LSD and the worms under my skin are telling me the same thingIt’s happening bros
>>574748364“Cure” implies you are wrong to have such desiresYou are not
>>574750939>unironically playing sharttide And I thought I was bad for still playing helldivers
I forgive AH in advance
>>574753452Darktide does not have such critical bugs as helldivers. Darktide is more difficult and interesting because the spawn of enemies does not depend on the host, and fairly punishes you if you try to play solo.After all, you won't be kicked just because one faggot didn't like you.
>Darktide does not have such critical bugs as helldivers
>>574753360there is a concerning lack of leandivers tho, we need more of them
>>574753960>0 mission softlocks
>>574749534gg
>>574749534ggs, i didnt get any clips from that op but this was from earlier today
>>574753901>it’s good, actuallySave it for someone who hasn’t played it, that game fucking blows
>>574754373>>574724316
>>574749534GGs
>>574752207You will kneel.
>>574754373>OOOOH SHINY
Why do people care so much about dying and TKs in this game? You get 20 lives and the missions are piss easy
>>574755348but my shiny gold number
>>574755348ok then hold still well i tk you 20x times
>>574755348>Why do people care so much about dying and TKs in this game?Brownoids will always say this but chimp out immediately when they're on the receiving end of TKing.
>>574752969From midsummer celebrations to month long summer break.
one(1) hour until doomsissies are btfo
DoomGODS
>>574757007It's amazing how a grand father of shooters became a bench mark for all sorts of tech.
>>574756917one(1) hour until hopesisters are raped by DOOMGODS
48 minutes until something will happen to someone
>>574757550finally, a statement that all of /hdg/ can agree on
Finally a good blocklist.
>>574758283>nothackedWhy though? I've played with him, he's chill
>>574758616furfag
>>574758616He's a Jew.
>>574758616he's a jewfag
>>574758616I joined a game with him in it, and he had a massive, very embarrassing meltdown about "pubbies" and goys.I don't play with war criminals that shoot civilian houses, so I don't play with isr*elites.
>>574758616He raped my cat, curb stomped my dog and chopped my grandma's head off with a cleaver, he also kidnapped my 6 year old sister and made her do unspeakable things.
>>574759191Hi Nothacked. Quit your sulking and transparent falseflagging, this is embarassing.
>>574758283>horse ligmaTragic. I hope they'll pull through.
I wish OPS was faster
>>574759612>can't readAmerican education hard at work, huh?
>tfw been playing with hdg for the last 6 months and still haven't blocked a single personI have yet to meet a single person here who I was regretting having on my team aka worse than a pubbie.People like >>574758987 should go back to r*ddit if they get offended over any political talk and get so triggered they have to block someone.This is 4chan. People will say they will rape your sister and commit another holocaust. The stories and information said here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take those shizo ramblings as fact.
>>574758987You struck a nerve, the jew immediately got pissed.
Imagine getting triggered over someone's blocklist and throwing a tantrum in public.How embarrassing!
As expected, nothing
>>574758283>not on the listbased
>>574688657>>574752207>>574756917yeah?
me looking at the brand new warbond
>>574740335This lolAnytime Narrowhead gets forced into doing something, they go about implementing it in the most intentionally half-assed way possible so they can go>"See? Nobody actually wanted it."
I DIDN'T CHEAT MILLIONS OF SUPERCREDITS FOR NOTHINGFUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
hopechuds we lost again
DOOMGODS' ABSOLUTE VICTORYHOPESISSIES SEETHING, COPING AND DILATING - ALL 3 AT THE SAME TIME
>>574758987That's pretty cool, i didn't know we had a real warhero in these threads.
Rajesh? Warbond Rajesh?
>>574759646yeah, 10 seconds to turn a gun that big is a bit ridiculous should be 30 seconds
>>574760781doom gods i kneel
>>574756795Pretty much they are going back to office 3rd August. At the same time might not put to much stock into it. Because summer break for kiddies lasts until 20th august so some might use their allotted "parenting" time for an extra 20 days
im tired boss i need content
>>574761089helmet incoming
>>574761289wow...
Why can't they fucking say "hey, don't expect anything before 3 weeks" instead of this radio silence that just makes people angry every time we pass another patch/trailer day
>Wake up>No content>Go back to sleep>Die
You are losing Charbal and letting another cyberchad factory go up. Arrowhead out maneuvers you everytime.
>>574761797bro has absolutely no skills in deciphering corpospeakdon't expect anything for 3 weeks = admitting you are doing nothing, admitting defeat, losing izzat, negative PR because clear admission to no contentradio silence = we may or may not be working, hopesissies think they are doing something, no negative news, fans make shit up in their head about radio silence
>>574761961>stupid opinion>reddit spacingYup it checks out.
>1>+>1>=2Wow, is that reddit spacing? 1+1 must equals 4 then.
>>574762039ok then give reasons why AH prefers radio silence that will directly counter what I said aka prove I am wrong
>>574762220>please take me seriously when I act like an idiotAct like an idiot, get treated like an idiot.
warbond trailer incoming
Please do not expect good faith, nuanced discussion. We don't do that here.
>>574762424get in the rape line sissy, you are too late
>>574762459Not with bugfuckers, that's sure. We're clankercrushers here.
>>574762459rape all bad faith posters
>>574762220Because they are actually retardedEver since launch, radio silence only created feedback loops of people hyping themselves, then getting disappointed
>literally unprompted, unprovoked chimp out
>>574754373AC users have got to be the dumbest retards out there, accept for me I love my AC
>slow down the warbond production>instead of using this new free time to fix your game AH does fuck all>no new fixes no new contentso is it safe to assume the game has reached their EOS stage also rapse sweden nuke sweden
>wake up after hopeGODS assured me there would be a warbond trailer>nothing happenedloadout for this feel?
>>574763152HellbombZap grenadesZap dogZapperBig Zapper
anybody playing division 2? a good while ago i hit endgame and dropped it, now i see 4-5gb patches roughly once a month.imo d2 is far more finished than hd2, no real room for argument there considering the amount of content hd2 offers.im wondering what d2 players feel in regard to the live service nature of the game, and the content delivery?
>>574763152>loadout for this feel?default diving is the answer
The game went EOS after the 60 days patch, what self respecting developper would keep working on a game after such a humiliation? There's a reason all the content has been half-assed since then
>cheat in a million super credits>there's nothing to buy
>>574763393The most devilish way the swedes could punish us
content dokowarbond dokonew red stratagems doko
