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First for dogshit on the sidewalk
>>574736980we had that op image how many, twenty times now?
YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
>>574737051>This item is currently unavailable in your region
>>574735303
>>574737080Blame Ritz for not drawing nodoka's nodokas enough.
What took them so long to release a separate jp client on steam
Where this boy's ballsack at
>>574737431Another great character idea that MJS will steal.
>>574737623We already have Reina. Her legs are made of jelly.
>visible navelThis fucking temptress...
>>574737306What is the point of releasing a separate JP client anyway? Is it so the japs don't have to play with western trannies?
>>574737567>human sizedboner gone
>>574737769They already do with how ranked works. It's so japs could flex their hours as well
I don't like this fairy-themed skins. Give me skins to goon over.
>>574737958I see. Dunno why a jap would want to brag they've been playing so long but still at some bumfuck rank, but ok
Paycheck came in, tine to spend it all on jpegs
>>574737489mein fuhrer.....
>>574736980the classic
some people are made for a higher calling, such as sanma enlightenment
>>574738074Are you really a gooner if you cant contrive goon material?
>>574738817i bet he cannot goon purely from imagination
>>574737051>ALL REVIEWS:Positive!
>>574738074Agreed, hotwheels should have been fairy-sized. And I don't care about Mia and the thousands (maybe more) partners she had.
>>574738167Hell yeah, motherfucker.
>>574737567It's sad when the hottest thing in this pic is the bunny's ass
I hate this little gremlin, why does she get so much attention from the devs
>>574739113Anyone who enters top 20 gets special treatment.
>>574739214When is Miki getting another skin then?
>>574739286Next monthhttps://mjgbooru.com/post/1036
>>574739214Buny's got no content in 3 years despite being so popular. The most she's got is a playable character in malatro with a typo in the name
>>574739335Miki, my beloved.
>>574739370She already has the perfect goon outfit.She was featured in Jantama KAN.She is the star idol of the weekly lucky yaku.Don't be greedy.
>>574739214just 23 places to go hannabros and we can get our string bikini outfit
>>574739370useless bunny only good for sax apple
>>574739447I'd def pull the dusty hanner out of my collection box for that
Did I deserve to deal into a dealer haneman for daring to call riichi in east 1? I should have know shimocha would draw into 4 dora concealed.
yagooey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYmASK2L30cynthia-7.png
>>574740009Sometimes you just go next
>>574740394I think It's a sign to not play ranked today
You lose 0% of the ranked games you don't play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qJ-inmzbsPupa
You lose 100% of the ranked games you play
Is this emote supposed to reference something? It's been years since she came out and I'm yet to understand
>It's been years since she came
Eve cums
>>574740212What is with the Japanese fascination with McDonald?More specifically Ronald McDonald.
>>574740896the average steve player
>>574741008I was hoping that someone would quote "came out" and attach a troon Cynthia
>>574741117homosexual?
>>574741363reroll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTH5yY7Mks
>>574740896It is a fist of the north star reference
>>574741729I don't believe you
>>574741618u cant just reroll for another anon wtf
Japanese common squid prices soar, hitting 3,800 yen per squid; declining catches, rising sea tem...cynthia-7.png
rerolling for all the anons itt. I want a different set of anons
>>574742649Even me? I thought we were friends...
>>574742796*rerolls you*
>>574742649honestly being apart of many different generals, mjg is tame relatively speaking
>>574742649>t. miko
Little girl, you are cursed by my ancestryThere is nothing but darkness and agonyI can not only see, but you stopped me from blinking~
I'm moving to Afghanistan soon. Heard they live by the Shartia law
IMPORTANT TORITAMA NEWSv\https://x.com/green23468r/status/2079447567453307131
https://may.2chan.net/b/src/1784606641544.jpg
>>574737431slimegirl?
>>574743376(S)he's gender-fluid.
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>>574739214>fell out of top20nyooo
>>574739436>She is the star idol of the weekly lucky yaku.This is some global only thing, right?
>>574743468Might as well be a /mjg/ only thing because it gets more interactions here than on their channel.
>>574743201
>>5747434413/4
>>574743441started
>>574743376Hmm?
>>574743914blobs aren't slimes
Can I get a game where I don't deal into dama 2nd row please?
>>574743914>le dreamworks face
>>574744136AC5
>>574744179?
She's some kind of phantom but I see a bunch of sea creatures in the background here and in her other art, so maybe phantom is a mistranslation of what she is in Japanese.
>>574744136have you tried reading tsumogiri
>>574744217you asked for a game where I don't deal into dama 2nd row. Ace Combat 5.
What's the term called when you discard an exactly identical tile instead of tsumogiri even though actually it's the same tile haha get tricked I was in dama tenpai get fucked loser
>>574744103Oh, really?
>>574744401karagiri?
>>574744279meant to reply to >>574743376
>>574744401Don't do that, you can be banned from pro league
>>574744401Some high level player said you shouldn’t do that unless you know what you’re doing. I guess it gives information away if they know you’re really in tenpai?
>>574744607I still don't understand what information it's supposed to give away
>>574744440>>574744607Thankyou>>574744572Is that a thing that happened
>>574744662le bad manners
>>574744413It's okay cynthia, you can become a slime, you just need to enter my slime making machine.
>>574744639karagiri feels like the 5 monkey experiment, everyone says not to do it but no one can explain why, im going to keep doing it because it makes retards seethe for no reason then
>>574744639If you tsumogiri 6s late then you may or may not have a block there, if you tedashi 6s late then you definitely have a block there, you'd be insane to keep a floating 6s for no reason that lateSomeone who knows what they're doing will be able to figure out your hand easier from that
>>574744842same
>>574743441gg
>>574743441gg thanks for joining, rip cat.
>>574743441GG, thanks for the game, can only stay for one
>>574743441GG
>>574743441game
>>574744842Not a real experiment that was ever preformed and even if it was the monkeys are objectively right to beat the shit out of the new monkey
HONORS ARE GENBUTSU
>>574744662it was more complicated than that, they used that as an excuse to accuse one guy of shamisen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE LUCKSHITTERS
What kind of nyagger is the next event tileset gonna feature? We already got a birb and a mermaid 1s
>>574745260Shamisen is a musical instrument, how can one be accused of it?
>>574745654You are a shamisen, Aru!
Free character in amatsuki.
>>574744317I am told I don't need that to get to Saint and my time is better used doing other things.Plus trying to check tsumogiri early on is not that helpful.I'm not pushing third row I'm talking 789 discard range.Folding at ghosts is what causes the systemic failure.
>>574744607Good thing we're not playing against high level players. A delayed post-riichi karagiri that coincides with the player who called riichi's genbutsu may trick people into thinking you gave up on the hand, especially if open.
Was Akagi "accidentally" flipping a man tile a shamisen or was the toimen a retard for falling for it?
>>574745812she cute
>>574745921No, that was hyoushigi, he committed shamisen when he took the pansengai during his first game
>>574745921it was a shamisen ari game from the beginning
>>574745296centaur
>>574745812this is the softest kemono I've seen
>Three fourths in a row>But still want to play>Not even that bothered if I loop since I feel like I'm having a breakthroughAm I.....starting to love mahjong unironically?
>>574745812I get that it's a free character, but they could have made it not look so low quality.
>>574746295But enough about Miki.
>>574745812
>>574746249We don't enjoy mahjong here
YUZU SPOTTED
>>574746295I feels like characters in amatsuki are hit or miss, some looks good but some looks plain bad. It also depends a lot on the artist.
>>574746249Congratulations. You finally reached enlightenment.
>>574746963Slopfield collab when? I will be the famous retard
>>574746249>>574747039About time.
>>574743241>male character fanart from /mjg/rare and awesome
Where is that anon that promised a shartia edit of every character a couple threads ago?
>>574747479>from /mjg/Anon, I...
>>574746983Yea, of course it depends on the artist they hire to draw a character, but the management can always check the artist's portfolio to see how good the artist is before even contacting the person. Additionally, I believe if you're gonna put out a free character, you should splurge a bit because it needs to look fantastic as it's something that will attract new players to play your game. If you make it look mediocre or crappy, then you're not gonna convince people to check your game out.
>>574748142You're playing Amatsuki, the bar was already low
What killed mjg
YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU >YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU >YUZU YUZU YUZU YUZU
>>574749891blog and blobniggers that don't play mahjong
>>574749905I should bond her.
I sleep
>>574749891Asura tourney will save mjg
>>574749932Hey, I do play mahjong
>>574750038chiitoi/honroutou time
What the hell are you doing putting a litterbox link in your form?
>>574750157You had to be there
I'll have you know I am flatulent in three different languages and have graduated at the top of my gas
So hot...
should you riichi chiitoi?or do you dama in case for emergency toitoi/suuankou chance
Hard mode WWYD, chi here, Y/N?
>>574750681i think i'd skip
>>574750681Cheese chotto
Bravo
playing sanma feels like smoking a cig after a tough day
A link?
>>574750976Yani neko reference?
>>574750976Cough violently, ask yourself why did you even think this would ever be a good idea in the first place, then never touch it again?
>>574750681Skip, it's too early and going into atozuke waiting for a single tile for the rest of the round is horrible.
>>574750681Took me a good minute to realize that it isn't a joke because I mistook 6 for 7 at first
>>574750681skipif i'm already 1st then i'd maybe chii and get an open sanshoku just to fuck with other players but betting on riichi pinfu and sanshoku chance seems better
>>574751019the real cig experience is you cough violently, ask yourself why did you even think this would ever be a good idea in the first place, then keep coming back to it
>>574751027I'm retarded, it's tenpai not atozukeI still skip...
>>574750756>>574750820>>574751027>>574751065The pros argued that in a M-league rules format, this would be a stupid chi (unless we are in a very comfortable lead, then you may consider calling), and we should aim to build value instead (considering we can integrate the dora in our hand).But for "4th place avoidance clients" (MajSoul included), they all agreed it's a fair chi, as we shouldn't give the dealer a chance to get more points, and move the round faster (so 4th place doesn't get to make a comeback either).
evens blackjackodds mahjong0 go drink a coffee in the city like some schmuck
>want to make a room>realize that retarded newfags will join insteadthis is what killed /mjg/
>>574751305Sounds like a good time for me to make a room. I will finally be on equal footing with anons
>>574751305aren't you a retarded newfag aswell? Or am I mistaking you for the cat
>>574751427>the catWe are many-nya.
Say something nice to the newest member of 日本プロ麻雀協会 (21歳)
>>574751548there are only 3 cats that open roomsthe jonger, the looper and the newfag
>>574750427I love this dumb cutie
>>574751019idk about u bro its fun for me at least
>>574751604>the jonger, the looper and the newfagsounds like a kino movie title
I'm having a good day todayTime to ruin that with some mahjong
How do you normally handle headless hands? Do you just tsumogiri until you pair one of the ryanmen? Discard 67m if you draw around another 5m? Assume it's our starting hand in east 1.
>>574751604There are more, like the former cheater
>>5747519091p, tanyao and dora no tanyao is the same value, and you can open then too
>>574751983I guess it's a very bakyou heavy question. Like, what if it was late in the round and 1p didn't look particularly safe to discard?
Why RPGs Shouldn't Let Players Kill God | Josh Sawyer (Obsidian)cynthia-7.png
>>574751983 (me)nevermind maybe 2p is better if you draw the 1p pair but bakyou yeah, 5m is the head here for 34 + 55 + 678m so you have a 12p penchan thats the weakest shape, this hand is not really a standard headless iishanten hand
>>574751551whoes
>>574751983why would you drop the dora if you are looking for a pair draw anyway
>>574752172https://x.com/sarasarasara233
>>574751551h-hey miss are u single haha
>>574752240>another pachislutyay
>>574752224im nyaggerbrained sorry, my 5 braincells scream for spead>>>value
>>574752240>filters level MAXXXX
>>574751551Why do you have bags under your eyes
>>574752356What filters are these? Because they are not very flattering.
>>574751551I don't know what's more plastic, her face or that tile
How do you review yourself? I write down on notepad where I was unsure and then check them with some bots, but I feel like it just doesnt stick with me
>>574750640>go from tenpai to ryanshantengreat idea
>>574750992 Oh yeah I forgot to edit that, it's some default message from one of the google templatesIgnore
mjg can't handle asian women
>>574752380Restless nights in mahjong parlors>>574752426I first do a bot review, then ask myself "why does the bot want me to do this?". If I'm not sure of the answer, I ask /mjg/, they call me a retard, maybe even give me a solid solution.
>>574752426if you win it was a good moveif you lose it was a bad move
>>574751551Thighs not meaty enough
>>574752426I just go to every disagreement and say "nah that's just my style" or "Just got unlucky"
>>574752406What's wrong with Asians and their eyes
>>574752406Ayy
>>574752406Don't know but I hate them so much... it's so fucking bad, body dysmorphia.
>>574752406the mandalorian and grooky?!
Hey, you didn't warn me Aria was boring as shit, I thought it was a certified /mjg/ classic.
>>574752714watch Tutu insteadatarashiako-1.png
>>574752714Cynthia wouldn't say that. Stop falseflagging.
>>574752714Hoe... you just have shit taste! Go back to your shounenshit.
>new episode of hyakkano added a fkmt reference >it's in katakana to accommodate the new characterholy kino
>>574752775She definitely would. Her dopamine receptors are fried, her attention span is non-existant and she would kill herself before even watching half of the 1st episode of Haibane Renmei.
>>574752892>watching half of the 1st episode of Haibane Renmei.But anon, there's only one season...
>>574752714At least you can stop watching, I had to finish two (2) whole seasons for secret santa purposes
Someone edit the akagi deal in decoration to say Zako instead of Zawa.
>>574752406What the hell do they wear on their eyes?
WWYD here and why?
>>574752426I think the key benefit to reviewing is going back to decisions you struggled with or that the bot tells you you fucked up on and spending longer than 25 seconds thinking about itNot a super in depth answer but that's all I can really think of
>>574753057They stick plastic, sterilized tooth picks under their eyes
>>5747530638pYou can draw something into 3406m and discard hatsu for pinfu if it comes to that but it keeps ponning hatsu for a quick win on the tableFuck iitsu
>>5747530638p.While already one is discarded, it's still a good shanpon we can call on the honor or riichi.
>>574753063Ittsu looks good, ditch the hatsu
>>5747530636m to counteract the polarity of joker's 5m cut
>>5747530638p. feels too inflexible to break up 3456m on turn 1. even if kamicha is going souzu honitsu with like some hand with 2 guest winds, they'll have only a couple pinzu that might not be 47p and the final wait will be shit.
>>5747530633m lets you keep both ittsu and hatsu ponten alive
>>574753063obvious hatsu honitsu force
>>5747530638p, fuck iitsu, lock in the double pair and hope for hatsu, can still shanpon wait on the 9p too
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>>5747539632/4
>>5747539633/4
>>574753963>posts stopped after the room was madefix your botsalso join we need one more
>>574753963
Wanjiroubros, do we push here ?
>>574752714Yeah I like kiraraslap but aria toool uwuu uguu for me
>>574753282>>574753384>>574753538>>574753738>>574753758>>574753793>>574753912>>574753943With the west extension looming I thought that taking any 2 han here would be very strong to go up two places for the time being. Hence floating the ittsu seemed like the obvious choice for me.Mortal and MAKA both very confidently disagreed, which confuses me a lot (still). Sure the hatsu is still alive with the 8p cut, but is it really worth giving up the ittsu to float the yonrenkei? There isn't dora/aka to be taken in there even if we draw well. Had to wring out the akochan cope for this one to see if I was completely losing it, but doesn't seem to be the case
>>574753963still at 3/4
>>574754662looks like a mandatory push to me
>>574754662you can't possibly say that you can push musuji 2m on ippatsu without being able to push single musuji dora 5s right after
>>574754662Yes I would poosh my 2 han hand against dealer riichi
>>574754749ittsu isn't real and the worst yaku after chanta. fuck ittsu.
>>574753963oh this is no tips i thought i wasnt in tenpai for a sec
>>574754749I suppose the argument for floating the yonrenkei is that one hatsu is already cut and you can possibly get sanmenchan tenpai out of it.
>>574755064I'd see it without the ittsu but when that possibility exists we're not bound by the hatsu even if it's late/dead in the wall.
>>574755165you are not bound by it either way, worst case you wait on the 9p with 8p as early sotogawa
there is no way you push this garbage wait right?
>>574755817could tanyao slide, 19s are safe
Slide riichi effects >>> Slam riichi effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAaw-Z-jIosOld vs Chink vs Celeb vs WomanPiggy on commentary
>>574747907wait for A&C
For my next relationship I'm going to play more Mahjong and be straight
>>574755817It is a mangan and still east 4, so pushing is fine I think. Also, only 6 suji have passed to kamicha, meaning that there are twelve left. The 7m accounts for one suji, so the odds of dealing in are 1/12, or about 8 percent.
>>574754749your bigcoach?
>>574756653Westoids are jobbing
WWYD is wrongagain
>>574757191haven't really used it since they went with the paid model/subscription stuff, I'd rather pay for naga if I'm going to pay
>>574757202ZoomzoomGODS
>>574757293wwyd is correct, the explanation has wrong suit.fixed for next time.
i thought of a new game to play, "What wouldn't you do?"you post a tile and bakyou and then everyone guesses what the wrong choice to make isyou might see some in the thread in the future, i'll call it WWYD
I could really use a friendly and a back massage right now
>>574757420How discarding this is correct
>>574757436
For me it's What would you deal in
>>574756653Wait a minute, that's the new penix player
>>574757452ripped from the book
>>574757694>muh 62 EV
>>574757737this is a relatively common situation, so if you do this 20-30 times in 100 games it's a lot.
>>574757737>>574757694
>anons are so bad and against getting better at mahjong, they get mad at WWYDs
>>574757975Want me to get mad at you then?
>>574757998If that helps you cope, go ahead
>>574757737yeah 60 EV is pretty big
>>574757202>net mahjongers and women teams jobbing
>names
>>574758362
>>574756653>murakami can just be on the O50 team when there's a m-league team
>>574758362>another obvious altshiroko-7.png
>>574753963ggs
>>574753963ggssheering hose pesky sheeps
>>574758493actually its my main since I am almost the same rank nowaiharamai-989.png
>>574753963why do we live just to sufferggs
>>574756653Who do I root for?
>>574753963Ggs, I gotta shower and eat. Thanks for the games. I noticed that im kind of a pro gamer (lucky) when I'm using Fuji in kokos.
>>574758549
>>574758569US-CHINA
>>574758593stop noticing
babe wake up new nyagger just dropped
>>574758640wrong
WE ARE FULL FUCK OFF
>>574758569ASAPIN team
>>574758549Your first silver room hanchan game reviews with 85 rating, so you are probably around E2-M2 level.
Just fucking got 2nd in a game that ended early because my FUCKING kamicha and shimocha couldn't help but keep dealing into my toimen.
>>574758837>E2-M2too much of a difference
>>574758837>E2-M2 levelDon't embarrass yourself Jane
>>574756653>Chink calling a 2 away bad wait honitsu against riichiWhy are they like this?
>>574756653Wha Murakami boy doin here?He is already star, sealclubbing poor femalekeks
>>574758727From one: an army.
AAAAAAAAAHHH
>>574759291A nyarmy!
If that one anon is still here lurking, I am finished but Icantshade
>>574759291Steve if she was actually cool
>>574758762>norwood 2 coping strategies
Chinkeks?! Ohnonono
>>574758837Why didn't you respond to my mail?
>my favourite asmr tapping massage video is gone
>>574759537
>>574759537by memikamichiori-994.png
>>574759528How dare you
>>574759537pregnant hanner next
>>574758362>first game on 2026-06-09>few days after thecunt, botzyn and ebot got bannedCurious!
>>574760090Don't compare me to cheatscum, I am just a humble expert that had a cursed account
>>574760090This is enough evidence for me. TO, ban that nigga.
Who would you smash at this table?>US CHINA>STAR FUSION>NEWKEKS>Murakami
>>574756653thanks for the tileshift murakami
>>574760402
don't take lecithin before gooning. mahjong.
>>574756653>the fucking human beanbag chair in the burger team
>>574760632Elaborate or I am going to do it to find out
>>574754795>>574754896>>574754917ok it was just me being biased by the result in game then. I guess you cant really afford to fold given the point situation.
>>574752714Hoe... While it's unfortunate that you don't enjoy Aria, I do hope that you find something else you cherish as much as I do Aria, anon...
>>574760972it turned my yoghurt into greek yoghurt
>>574761613you're not drinking enough water
>>574759537Based preggochad, I kneel
Just finished a 9 hour long video essay about a VN. I'm thinking of starting one tomorrow as well, steins;gate zero for example. Bought it on sale 2 years ago and never readhimekawahibiki-0.png
>>574762268cynthia-7.pngdoko
TOTAL NYAGGER DEATH
>>574762358Yani neko reference?
>>574762335it's in Russian, you won't understand it
>>574762703нeпpaвдa
>day 2 of vacations>drinking since 9:30am
>hes close to ranking up?>give him 5 shanten hands and the worst draws possible
>>574762907happens to me regardless of rankI'm lucky if I get more than 1 playable game all hanchan
>>574762886what are you drinking
>>574762907>sprinkle in some baiman dealer penalties too
>>574763039Only beer. I never drink wine, sparkling wine or anything >10%.
I was so busy all day that I forgot to rewatch the latest episode of yani neko
>>574763175>beergoy
>>574763175so water
>>574762268just read the VN
/mjg/ be like>beer? I don't drink that gay shit>proceeds to drink whisky with water
>>574763407>>574763574
>na
>>574763642Nyo
FUCK THIS FUCKING NIGGER CAT PUSHING NIGGER 1 HAN HANDS EVERY FUCKING ROUND AND THEN GETS 1st IN WEST 1 BECAUSE OF FUCKING DRAW 3 MANGAN DAMA WHILE I GET AVERAGE SHANTEN 9 EVERY HAND AND 8 HONORS
Uh oh melty
>>574764218KILL YOURSELF
>>574764104>average shanten 9actually, any hand is at worst 6 shanten for chiitoi with 0 pairsthis puts the credibility of the rest of your statement into question
>>574764374>it's actually iishanten>didn't kandeserved loss lol
All I'm saying is if I lose a match and you have a lower MAKA score than me legally I should be allowed to take one of your fingers with a peening hammer.
Heeeeey sandcat22~
It was fun hanging out with you guys today but mom tells me it's time to go to bed. Bye!
>>574764784nini
>>574764784Kiss your Mom goodnight for me
>>574764784
>>574764784Who sleep this hour
>>574764104>>574764374>bweeeeh I'm so unlucky, every hand is 50 shanten>look inside>he actually just played like garbageACK yourself sandcat22
>>574736980how is this mahjong?
>>574765193suckymahjongas
>>574765032SEA
to fit in here you'll need to adopt one of several interests quickly>coping and seething about your rank games>blogging about FOTM anime>ERPing in the thread>pretending to be a tranny>complaining about how the thread used to be better back in the day>posting pornchoose quickly
>>574765368>one
>>574765368What if we just played mahjong?
>>574765469
*inhale*
>>574748049:(
>>574765368I do all six often at the same time
Mahjong!
>>574766640Based!
>>574765368Just become a nice poster!
>>574766839what makes him so powerful
>>574766640This is the post I was waiting for
>>574758931>>574758974Literally same rank, M2shitters...
I'm saint and I still get 84s. Bots don't like if you schizo fold your hands from haipai.
>>574766640>57, expressing inner truth>47, master number, illumination>666, mark of the beast>4, death>0, suicide
>>574767356haipai folding is very rarely good
>>574767356Bots don't like it a lot of the time when you choke someone's dora yakuhai He's in last place and has that shart fart online blonde costume, I know he has it, they always do.
>>574766968two-faced wench
Bots also don't like it when you refuse to deal into that daisangen, you fucking pussy, just push, what are the odds
>>574767759It's fine if Kana rapes and humiliates adepts, though.
>>574767634Then the adeptchad in spirit at the table feeds it anyway
>>574767808i think it's cute how jealous /mjg/ gets
Mortal scores from e2 and m2 basically overlap
>>574766640pedophile emote
>>574767527Always going for kokushi is +EV
>>574768403You mean stating facts?
>>574768931>couldnt smell the obvious daisangenbrain issue
>>574769069But the bot hates discarding it. That was the point. I could pull a bunch of these similar deal-ins. When it's +EV, it's +EV.
>>574768931>makanot a real bot
>>574762268Just read a vn nyagger
https://poal.me/7it8i
I'm so tired about hearing about the heatYeah it's a fucking scorcher we know, I live on earth too
>>574769834>np manko panko
>>574769882But it's cold right now?
>only 6 anons onlinewhat happened
>>574770186Everyone moved to the slums
Good joke
>>574770458
>>574771925wrong
>>574759537the pregnant ichihime pic is real?
RIICHIIIPATSUTSUMOUPDOGHANEMAN
>over 100 anons unironically on riichi city right nowLol, soulkeks...
how about
>>574772384you can't use that word here
>>574772240what's riichi?
>>574759537she should be happy
>>574772425Riichi city?
>>574772523>being happy about getting knocked up by some looperkek
Toitoi is toutoi. This joke was invented by me.
>>574773136
>>574773136nasty whore
>>574773136hairy, smelly, crusty hag pussysinon-1.png
>>574773136Smells of elderly chinese medicine
>>574773136For me it's the uma Fu Ji
i dont even really like mahjong that much
>>574773136i love chinese women
I am indifferent to chinese women.
Asian women aren't attractive
Typical Xenia main
>>574774419I'm of average weight...
>>574774419whered you get this picture of me?
>>574774419Why does his mom let him eat an entire tub of ice cream?
>>574774419Eating at the mahjong table?That's a chombo!
I won a ribbon at the hog show in the county fair xenia-5.png
>anon owns a pig farmjane-3.png
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8312
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/4067305/b2c3e27f84/
The typical Cynthia main is fit
>>574775680
>>574775680Make this the next OP
>>574775680>Ryona>petrification>taxidermy
the booru isn't working for me...
how do I stop looping E1/E2?
>>574776283derank to adept
>>574776283Read rb1
>>574776283Just get lucky. You can be S rank player in gold and still lose to A's and B's.
>>574776283Read the book.
>>574775728This is true: I typically run 6 kilometers with a 5 minute pace (I'm taking a break because I'm sick)
>>574776551>>574776518>>574776434I've read RB1 and RMS
>>574776639No you didn't. Read it one more time
>>574776639Yeah sorry luck isn't mentioned in any book. Be born with it.
I can only sleep with my head facing East and my face facing South, what does this say about my Feng Shui ?
>>574776639have you tried doing what they say instead of just reading them?
>>574776917Very funny
last 3 games losses due to out of game interuptions that only seem to happen when i queue up
>>574777321I got 4th against a player who disconnected in east 4 it’s time to kms
>>574777181the concept of someone being a hard stuck kekspert after claiming they've read RB1 and RMS? you're going to have to post some logs where you properly applied everything from the books if you want actual advice
>>574776639100% a lie
>>574777181If you're unironically applying what is in those books it should be borderline impossible for you to loop in gold
>>574779704mostly RMS, RB1 is so shit it may be the only way to loop back to adept
>>574779704>>574779023>it's just a variance bro
>>574779852Made it to master with only RB1, still have yet to read RMS.
>>574779852you can easily reach master with just rb1 and rms should mostly get you though jade so you're doing something very wrong
WWYD on these two turns?
>>574780019>>574780061even people who are playing mahjong for the first time can reach m1, obviously you can also do it having read RB1 as long as you dont try to learn anything from it.
>>574779704>>574780061This has to be bait, RB1 will under no circumstance get you to Ms1 or even e2. It's filled with shit everyone already knows
>>574780114'giri'giri
>>5747801148m1p what are the odds he has haneman
>>574780114surely he wouldn't dama for a turn before riichi if he had a dora wait
>>5747801141s8m since you pushed it at this point, otherwise it would be another 1s
Anons always say book X will get you to jade rooms but they never tell you what exactly in that book does it
>>574780349You seriously overestimate how much you need to know to get to M1Or M2 even
>>574780880the first chapter of RB1 will literally get you out of the jade room
>>574781014
why is M2 being made fun of like its M1 looper, didnt it used to be seen as part of the elite ranks only a few months ago?
>>574780114push both, I am not too eager to deal in but its not like you have anything safer
>>574781209Rank inflation. The moment we started getting celestials, saint became a secondary rank and M2 is basically looper tier now
>>574780114Decisive 8m discardDiscard 1p with a sigh and deal in
>>574780883would it be cruel to try to get an aspiring newfag to grind a statistically relevant hundreds of games before teaching him about things as basic as suji just to see if you can reach m1 without knowing them?
>>574781209I ranked up to M3 so now the bar for what's considered a competent player has been raised to M3.Everyone below M3 is a shitter.Everyone above M3 is a luckshitter or cheater.
Majsoul Friends Room 66720(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=66720RULES NASHI
I'm only staying adept to hide my power level
>>574781209It's a psyop to try and get the eternal M1 FOCs to get back to rnked, dont fall for it
>>574780445>>574780484>>574780580>>574780865>>574780114>>574781342It's interesting how MAKA and Mortal disagree.Turn 6 MAKA prefer to discard 8m and take the 69m ryanmen tenpai, while Mortal slightly prefer to "fold" with 1s as it's a terminal we have two copy of. I discarded 8m because I don't have any safe tile anyway so may as well take the good shape tenpai, what are the odds?Turn 7 MAKA slightly prefer to discard the dora and keep tenpai while Mortal fold with the 8m, which I did, because I don't want to risk dealing in a dora 2 or 3 hand and getting 3rd or even 4th, and I have a genbutsu with 8m now.
>>574781441even strong players need to have a strong luckshitting streak to hit M1 in 100 games
>getting to M1 was a test of mental might before reading crow book 3>made an alt just to see how much I've improved>got to M1 in like 20 hours of games in under 100 gamesActually crazy how much you can improve in less than a week if you put in the effort.
>>574781557MAKA is a dumb pushtard as always.Do as it says and you'll derank.
>>574781620>mortalshitters folding against ghosts is better than actually playing optimally for gold because muh EV
I wish I knew how anons manage to stay calm when dealing with the bullshit that is mahjong. I know the old mentality of "it's just a game, why you have to be mad", but I can't bring myself to think like that.I come frustrated from work and want to "relax" with mahjong, then I lose to some bullshit, and to top it off, I check MAKA/mortal and see I lost to some retard looper that just luckshitted out of his ass.I genuinely got stomach pains today from how upset I got. I'm not the kind to rage or chimp out, but it just ruins my mood for the rest of the day.
>>574781853what are you talking about retard
Majsoul Friends Room 51587(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51587Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7QC2XAe4hA
>>574781732My gold speedrun record is 55 games
>>574781557what was the wait
>>574780883You seriously underestimate how well you have to play to get to M1. Everyone who's stuck in expert has read RB1, there are expert anons who consistently go positive in league year after year but can't reach ms1
>>574782074H-hayai!Started
>>574782147this is such a blatant lie, I got to M1 this year with ~300 hanchans and I started from basically nothing
>>574782147you should try it sometime its really not as hard as you think
>>574781901>want to "relax" with mahjongthis is what friendly rooms are for
>>574751604>haven't made a koko because I've been busy finishing the last impossible tags for mewgenics>already forgotten
>>574781901Read Flow Book 1
>>574781901just play a meme modelike asura
>>574781901unironically become a bot, the result does not matter, only the mortal score does, loses become irrelevant, all that matters is beating your own average score
>>574781901I can play sanma no problem because I do not care in the slightest about doing well in sanma, if I win that's good if I lose oh wellI imagine having the same mindset for yonma is how you do that but I just can't
>>574782146Kanchan 7p I had 3 of.
Reviewing my ranked matches is the most boring shit imaginable, why can't it be fun to get better at this game?
>>574782687we get it, you hate mahjong
>>574782687I hate niggers that don't try to improve, what are you even playing for? Fun? Don't make me laugh, bitchakagishigeru-8.png
>>574781756lol lmao
>check the MAKA score of my first friendly 6 years ago>A+What the fuck I'm a genius?
>>574781901This is gonna sound mean, but just quit playing ranked altogether. You're clearly not mentally fit for it, if it literally causes you physical discomfort. Just stick to friendlies, no shame in that.
local yaku koko?
can you ban an anon from joining your koko someohow
>>574783396just kick them
I'm winning? I'm a mahjong genius.I'm losing? My opponents are luckshitters.Remember, it's never your fault.
>>574783396Kick them from the room
sanma truly is the only way to experience fun in mahjongyou have to be a psycho to play ranked yonma
>>574783470>>574783490what if he calls me a nigger in the thread and names me and then latches onto me like a schizoleech?
>>574783504Until someone traps you in honba 10 renchan hell as he keeps getting handed row 1 tenpais and you slowly lose your mind as you see your points fade away
1000+ yonma matches0 sanma matches
>>574783578depends on who you are talking about
>>574783578He'd call you anyway if such a thing like blocking them existed
being higher ranked in sanma than yonma is a status symbol
>>574782901MAKA more like BAKA
>>574784008When I review my logs, it's MAKA vs BAKA
>>574781901It's easy.You are lost in the sauce, you genuinely think you have agency in this world and can control luck and other things outside your control.You think your will matters. You think free will exists and you have it.I fully grasp the fact that I have no agency in this world.My will is just a vessel for my body to play mahjong. I have no free will, I exist to clack tiles. My only delusion being that if I learn how to optimally clack tiles, I will eventually win more than all others that don't understand probabilities and math.Me getting mad at this game? Waste of time and energies, probably terrible for my health too. Me getting good at this game? Good investment.
my purpose in life... is to jong?
>>574784158shut the fuck up stevetard
oooo mah stevasteve
DAMA IN FRIENDLIES ALERT
>>574782901C = GarbageB = Adeptchad or OccultistA = Tried to play properly, failedS- = True heroS+ = Luckshitter
>>574784835its rules nashi you retard
>>574781901Some time Mahjong happens and you get fucked, but if you push and fold smartly you will come out positive. Keep in mind the value on the board and think about risk reward.
>rules nashiwont the mahjong civilization fall in ruin?
>>574782074gg thanks for the quick game
No rest for the tobi, no retreat for the nashi.
>>574782074The events of this room are canonGG!
>>574782074GG
>>574782687After play 5000 hanchan i stopped review my games and simply blame enemy luckshit
>>574781519gg
>>574781519gg, close game
>>574781519you 2 niggers better say gg
Yuzu
OOOOO YUZU CHAN HARAPAN TEIM
>>5747862705p
I just sneezed with a mouth full of beer.
>>574786189is yuzu roxy or sylphie?
>>574786401You fucking moron, now the beer is everywhere. Good fucking job!
>>574786521That's the issue, yes....
I haven't jong'd for a month
>>574786189Was is she showing?
hehe yuzu kyururu tiem!
>>5747862705p6s if I'm feeling like a luckshitter
>>574786401>Drinking pee water
>m*mers
She's Frieren
>>574786936That's just her Konata impression.
>>574786936Meant for >>574786414
>>574786396>>574786724>>574786732it was really obvious in hindsight.i dropped 6m for le suji trap, but i suppose the end wait on 3m draw justifies keeping it
>just played the most cathartic game in a while>dumb luckshitter luckshitting>almost getting away with it>south 3 he starts profousely jobbing and losing all his lead>he tries to get away with one last riichi>I chase>ippatsu ron on him with a shitty kanchan for gyakuten into 1st>check log just to make sure he was a dumb luckshitter>he was indeed a dumb luckshitter and he was denied his escape by the superior playerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN
is it yuzu hour?
>>574787395never happened
>>574787462When is it not?
>>574787687the dark hour
>want to make an angel vn>that's blasphemy
>>574787905Only if you believe they are real.
>>574777883to be fair you need to have a high IQ to beat tsumogiri bots
>>574787867So yuzu is the light
>>574787985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTvexNLRwHw
>>574788658UNINSTALLUNINSTALL
>>574788658UNINSTALL~ UNINSTALL~KONO HOSHI NO MUSUU NO CHIRI NO HITOTSU DA TOIMA NO BOKU NI WA RIKAI DEKINAI
>>574786275this is my next oc
no more rum last gameMajsoul Friends Room 81146(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81146https://youtu.be/ppuNIfuW1dE
Hi.Any rooms?
>>574789962Don't do this with yuzu, she has multiple STDs
>>574790031I know. How do you think she got them?
>>574789928satrted
>>574789975Hi.Yes.
>mahjong club is talking about pierogi fest this weekend>get too distracted and deal-in to haneman in my ranked game
>>574790598Dokku
>>574790703blud studying for the /mjg/ names entrance exam over here
gonna install my AC my room is unbearably hot nowadays
>>574790947I'm taking Frank's >names test next week for my meetup ticket.
https://exhentai.org/g/4068061/4aee2c5899/
>>574781901I felt exactly like this and just realised the luck factor in this game is too high for me, there's nothing satisfying about itat least in poko it feels somewhat fair even when unlucky so I stick to that now or non luck based games
>petite 8/10 nerdy girl at work gave me random headpats todaywhat the FUCK i thought those were anime only so i just stood there dumbfounded, how was i supposed to react??mahjong
>>574791180I want to do this to all Hoshino mains itt
>>574791362Slap her hand away and tell her not to treat you like a fucking child
>>574791458
>>574790972But how will an Armored Core help with that?
>>574791458This. Women love it when you treat them like trash.
>>574791657perhaps the mech has air conditioning
>>574791362You were supposed to whip out your cock and tell her your other head needed pats too.
>>574791657It's actually Assassin's Creed
>>574791841If Steve were an assassin, she would be Assassin's Cringe.
>>574791657I thought he was talking about Animal Crossing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3FjXOIYefIcynthia-7.png
>>574791362start moaning like the ghostly gooner
>>574791362you've got a chance bro take it
>>574791362Cringe anime moments are spilling out into the real world because weeaboos exist.You should kill her, in order to avoid any other type of cringe anime moment to happen IRL.
There should be a 1/1000 chance in majsoul that ichihime-0 emotes are quadruple in size.Hire me yostar
>today I sharted into my hand at work and couldn't find anything to clean it, so I started randomly patting a guy in the headI'm so glad he didn't notice anything wrong with it.Mahjong
>>574793190This April fool's be fire
>>574783770no, a block feature would just say "room is full"
>>574793190>>574793286>mutes emotes
>>574792415huge temptation but she has a bf and i have a gf, at most i'm willing to flirt to pass time at work, anything else and there's no coming back
Might buy this ironically
>>574783396total damatard death
>80 person tourneyhttps://seattlemahjong.com/Seattle /mjg/ meetup when?
>>574760090Wait I thought that guy was an Australian newcutie. He got banned for botting? Man. What is wrong with people?
>>574793646Your grandpa wouldn't have hesitated in fucking her at work.Disappointing grandson.
>>574793834who
>>574793003i always play nanahira at max volume with my windows open when i drive
>>574793807why would a yuro general go to seattle to play a tourney
ARMED AND DANGEROUS
>>574793984Based
>>574793370Followed by a "3/4 please join it's been 30 minutes" in the thread
>>574794082All our strongest players are burgers (chinese)
>>574793190The rare 1 in 7777 GOLDEN ICHIHIME
hmmmm 22 hanchan in a single day buddy??
>>574794082To have an excuse to go to seattle? Also for the good 50 or so burgers in the thread.
poko doko
>>574794609>excuse to go to [shit place]Woah...
>>574794210All mogged by a retarded snake
>>574794609Why would you want an excuse to go to Seattle?What would a European enjoy doing there?
>>574794609>50 or so burgers in the threadthere aren't even 50 anons in the thread
>>574794852You can enjoy structures made with bricks, and smelly schizophrenic hobos of the nigger variety screaming in the streets
>>574793720Look at the thickness. It's unusable meme jew mahjong tiles.
>>574795521>>574793720>discard tile>it snaps in half
>>574795521>Look at the thicknessOh my God. It even has training wheels.
update your bms
>>574796561bms?
>>574796561No, I haven't opened lr2 since 2014
>>574796561Yeah I BMS (beat my shit)
>>574789928Never seen, let alone got, a rinshan-nomi before, and on a dora at that. Can't stop luckshittingGGs!
>>574789928I hope new chink unabomber smites jewstatkeks for making this piece of shit clientggs
>>574789928I hate mahjong. 10.000 years of pain. Hi newfren.Ggs
evens buy the skin I should buy odds buy the skin (male)0 kms
I wish we still got maid cafe skins
>>574793646It's cuck or get cucked, time to start bonking
>>574796561Update your Bad Manners. Become nice.
>>574791362I would've ejaculated on the spot
>>574793807>suddenly have a date idea
Can I rep /mjg/ at real tournaments? Do we even have a logo?
>>574796561Just clogged the toiler
>>574798757the logo is >names
>>574798757Right here
>>574798939>amae leddit instead of the honorable maid
>>574799064That's amae 4chan for you, sink pisser.
>>574799064The jyanshi that represents /mjg/ is Sara
/mjg/ looks like this
The furtive nyagger, so easily forgotten...
curryzuri
ehhhhh?aru-5.png
>>574798659Kek this
>>574798848Its You know my Name actually.
You know my name will NEVER be tough boy
what would say when you lose an argument to anon?
>>574800147But I didn't?
>>574800058Why would you want to be called tough boy?
I sent a text message to toimen from the future saying chun was safe. He cut it and dealt into my mangan. They call me... El Psycho Kangaroo.
>>574799523joke doko?
>>574800058You may know my name but you will never be a tough boy.
>filter emotes>uncheck one hidden post by accident>it's the most retarded shit as usual>baggot neverthelessgiver me one reason why 95% of /mjg/ should even be allowed post there, even /trash/ is better
>>574800147N word 30 times
Loneliness got to me, I opened a stream and tabbed out, just so I can hear a human voice.
>>574800520
Test
>>5748009985m
I didn't know catbox was down
>>574800520I went on /trash/ and the first thing I saw was /ntrslop/ so I'm inclined to agree
>>574800339Look under your womb.
>>574800147"Fair point" is what I go with if someone's arguement seems strong and I don't have a rebuttal.
>>574800627for me its asmr.
>>574801432Fair point.
>>574801432Makes sense.
Having sex is hard, I didn't know you were supposed to keep an extra tooth brush for the other person before having couple of ONS. Anons being able to date a girl is truly magnificent, late virgins like us would never figure out these kinda small social cues
Stfu retard nigger no one asked
Have sex
>>574801980wdym a second toothbrushyou give her a small breakfast and tell to gtfo
>>574800147I've never lost an argument in my life.
>>574802532thisa bowl of boiled eggs will do
have sexbelieve in faith
I buy car parts not companionship
>>574799521Whæt?
Please do not come to /mjg/ to discuss your sex life.
>>574802532So that the visiting guy or gal can brush their teeth? Seems like most girls have it out of common courtesy so I bought myself another one too
Which MJS character would like to have sex with?
>>574803369
>>574803369You, Ako-oneesama.
>>574803369Ai Haramai plays with the elderlies at the shrine.
>>574803358Are you retarded?>Please go and brush your teeth with a second toothbrush i bought for a person i had sex with?That's what you tell them?Don't disappoint me even further, i beg you.
>>574803369>wouldWe already had sex.
Sorry anon I can't get herpes and chlamydia from you tonight because I noticed you didn't buy a separate toothbrush for me to use to prevent cavities afterward.
>slightly chubby girl (human)>eeeehhhhhhhh>slightly chubby girl (furry)>HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMPwhy does this phenomenon happen? I remain yet ignorant of the complete human condition
>>574803880>>574804201Who should I believe, literal who anons online or real life girls who own the brushes in question and therefore know their intended purpose
lets play some limitless memesura (tobi nashi) in tournament room 635535!before maintenance starts
>>574804528Oh, I don't doubt that they do that. I just wanted to make fun of the repugnant whores for the incongruity of their ways.
>>574804525cat brain parasites
>>574804525
>>574804556filled a room, thanks for joining!
>>574804525fat furries are fluffy, fat humans just smell bad
My house is a mess you can't come over
>>574804556Online: 5Can we get one more room perchance?
>aiharam ai>fujit akana>>>>sarawho is the white man's jyanshi?
doko before mahjong soul dies?
>>574805530That's about enough time for me to finish work
3 in q for memesura
>>574805163I can come wherever and on whoever I want.
Update your Sega MJ
>>574805560
update poko
>online 10One more game por favor?
>>574805820Joseph's only real weakness is his emotes. Honestly the more characters I play the more I realize how FUCKING DOGSHIT most emotes in the game are. How is it even possible that Ichihime is such a perfect miracle of the universe and every other jyanshi just has 70% emotes you will never, ever use?
>>574805530Six to seven hours?
>>574804556at least 2/4 again for one more game before maintenance starts!
>>574803369babymaking sex ichihime nyaa
>>574804556GG 3rd table
>he is in queueGGs, I'm done for today
is this achievable natty
>>574809005Yes
>>574808770It was fun
It's the most frustrating thing in the world to have a <2 shanten kamihaipai that you have to Charleston away and get 3 honor tiles in return
>>574809474>taking memesura seriously
>>574809615I'm watching the current game and I saw some faggot fold and miss a daisangen
>>574809615Just because it's not meant to be taken 100% seriously I'm not allowed to air grievances? Shut up
>>574809884That's right.
Do I play riichi city now?
I can't believe we have "people" who play like this
>>574804556gg ladscool yakumen
>>574809884You have to wait for Festivus for that
>>574810406Never play riichi shitty
>>574810406Yes, but don't tell /mjg/
>>574810417@ me next time
>>574804556GGs
>>574810478Ggs.Always fun to 'sura with you "people".
>>574810417What's supposed to be wrong here
