Belfie Delivery Girl Edition>NewsLegion returned to Tauri on July 15.Ascension's Conquest of Azeroth is now live, and has announced Season 10 of ClasslessNostrum has shut down, citing a C&D from Blizzard.Whitemane has announced the relaunch of Frostmourne: https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/enBlizzard, Inc. filed a RICO lawsuit against Project Ascension: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/73480810/blizzard-entertainment-inc-v-derek-s-powell/>Released ServersAscension - https://ascension.gg/en (Vanilla+, Classless, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (PVE, WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)OctoWow - https://octowow.st (Turtle WoW clone, Vanilla+)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en (PVE, WotLK progressive)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com (WotLK)Capybara - https://capycraft.io (Chinese Turtle Wow clone, Vanilla+)Faebright - https://www.faebright.online (TBC on WotLK client, RP-PvE)Maelstrom - https://maelstrom.millenium-servers.com (WotLK client, Vanilla-WotLK progressive)Vanilla+ - https://vanillaplus.org (Vanilla+, PVP)Gilneas - https://gilneas.whitemane.gg/en (Cataclysm)Triumvirate-WoW - https://triumvirate-wow.com (WotLK funserver)Kronos V - https://www.kronos-wow.com (1x Vanilla PVP)>Upcoming ServersWallcraft - https://www.wallcraft.org (Vanilla+)Duskhaven - https://duskhaven.netFrostmourne - https://frostmourne.whitemane.gg/en (WotLK+)Caverns of Time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZEbEcpcvE (Turtle+)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, whisper anyone for an invite, or ask in thread.<Tang> - ChromieCraft, Crossfaction<World Peace> - Conquest of Azeroth, Vol'jin, Crossfaction<Anime Mafia> - Maelstrom, Crossfaction<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance>Mods, Tutorials, Singleplayer, and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/StKbZ90j>Previous Thread>>574681465
New pearl farming spot is the threshers off theramore isle. In 15 minute I got 2 iridescents, a black, and a golden. Way better than the niggers south of feathermoon stronghold in feralas.
>>5747662162 in the ass, 1 in the mouth.
Keep a sharp eye out if you travel through Duskwood. It's dangerous!
You broke Jib’s heart.You broke Koto’s heart.You broke Telol’s heart.You broke Zaptuah’s mental.You broke Torzag’s heart.How many more hearts must you break?
sun cleric is really fun
>>574765937>Active Guilds<Branded> - OctoWow, N'Zoth, Crossfaction
idk houndmaster is great for lvling and i was pumping in a dungeon
>>574766512blessing was the biggest disappointment to mei expected Blessing to be like Beacon of Hpally and talents working with it sounded fun when i read them before releasein practice they ended up being meh and the whole gameplay ended up being clunky mantra priest stylemehamong 70 specs they failed to make proper holy paladin spec
>>574766481I'm stationed there for guard duty and it's pretty scary, especially because of those huge worgen I fear the most
>>574766302Very fucking nice.>same artists in their mixes.What artists are you using right now? Looks really good>AI is great for ERP.Dont tempt me into buying NAI
>>574766805Which one is Flag?
>>574765314can you make them flat and femboyish looking?>>574765174ATLYSS would be peak MMO if it had more content and played into the sexual aspecti miss my imp
>>574766796Don't let them overpower you. I hear horrible, horrible things to those that get dragged back to their encampments.
Repost>tanks leveled to 60 and gearedFelsworn (fun unless you conned yourself into 2.5 carve) (also needs barrier to be an ogcd for fucks sake).Primalist (not fun because it has zero ST dps and geode barrage should be an ogcd)What should I level next? I was thinking blood mage or v*no.>>574766819Does it have also good ST or is this another primalist situation?
>>574766976Is felsworn good?
>>574766794what are the unique characteristics of holy pala? spamming one spell and beacon?
The only fun part about funservers like CoA is playing absolutely busted shit that breaks the game in half
>>574766976barbarianchrono guardian
>>574767309which is why everybody is rerolling felsworn and templar
I won.Tauri won.Gulag won.
>>574767210being played exclusively by trannies is a big one
>>574767451do you like dwarves??
>>574767058Yes, but also, no.It does big damage st and aoe however.>ST and AoE optimal rotations are 2 buttons (double slice+inner demon and carve+fireball+felrend to fill)>Your main defensive scale off MAX HP and Stamina and is on the gcd so it is broken with gear but useless without and always feels awful to press>Literally made out of wet tissue and paper until you get gear>You need really specific gear which is pretty uncontested but hard to find if you don't raid (why can't i q mythic deadmines???)>Scales off AP and Stam so you just dump everything into those and just lol lmao at things>from what I heard, terrible, terrible, no good, very awful, raid tank because you only have 10% dr and then armor and prayers and I guess demonic will with a 10% uptimeKeeping up inner demon is actually not that hard or bad, I like it, reminds me of post mop warrior with shield block upkeep time.
>>574767451>the worst possible oneI'm so sorry.
>>574767513Pre-BfA castercuck pala is played by women (mtf) meleechud paladin healer is played by men (ftm and mtm).
>>574767451>the only <gulag> player leftlmao
Gooning to gay tauren porn again.
>>574768435retard
>That's so funny _________>Ok ________Which one of the branded subhumans is it who always types these when they're crying behind the computer screen?
>>574767451>She didn't get the mortal strike glovesOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>574768760That's so funny Elaynna
>>574768884>didn't getnot. yet.
Damn it feels good to be a straight white male
DUUUUUUTCH.
>>574767451>:bad legendaryoh no no nowhat was the patch? time to roll a new character
>>574767451best possible leg, gz.
is rot venomancer fun?
>>574769402>dot up a mob>some guy comes and oneshots it in one swingyeah... no
>>574768996Your character is bricked nowYou have to reroll in order to increase your odds of getting the legiondary you want
>>574768961>The branded member is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a cuckold, pajeet, ERPer, /heals/slut, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a branded member and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
>coais blud really still playing this trash?
>>574768435tauren girls for me
>>574769492I love pandas
>>574769492heaven
>both incineration and draconic pyromancers in my mythic groupkino visualsmeteors falling, vulcanos rising, dragon shit all around
>>574769550Not really, see the latest thread, barely talked anymore. We are on octo now, join <Branded>
>>574766931Eh, don't worry. I'm good at sneaking around and I can run pretty fast
Same pulls i did effortlessly now shred me and i get 0 self-healwhat the fuck is going on
>felsworn tank in mytjic>Literally pvmper tankdaddy DPS mogging the sissy species and heal mogging the cuck speciesFavstian
already this thread is 90% schizoposters plugging CoA
why the FUCK is this on the right side of the tree
>>574769863fucking hero class
>>574769741not joining your pedophile ring
>See Tin Node>1 Tin OreI'm having trouble getting enough bronze to get to iron ore because all these fucking nodes have one tin in them
>>574770158Worth suffering the leveling with cucky healers who kvetch when the tank can self heal then fill their diapers with shit the femto second they have to heal a tank at all.
>>574766805Primarily varniskarnis and mil (xration), along with a few other artists at lower weights.
>its a level 15 tank pulling single packs dungeon episode again
>>574770784>Pull packs for himShrimple as.Low test males shouldn't tank.
>>574770784>>574770948autist having a melty after he ninja pulls 2 more packs and dies tale as old as time
>>574771280I dont play cucky or sissy roles so that doesn't happen to me.Sorry you were born without testicles, eunuch.
Reminder to all tanks to run the high test gauntlet aka SM cat MYTHIC.>1 pullTrue God of PVMP, breaker of faggot, emperor of the fash race>2 pullAverage>3 pullBetter d a tier F tank or shit gear>4 pull: | reroll dpsissy, you ain't him.>5+ pullsTransition to cuck healer, you ain't him you ain't a he.
>>574772113>M+nigga you're brown
whats blud yappin about?
>>574772113ur not doing cath in 1 pulland for m+ u realistically want 3-4 because of the elemental elites or bolsteringyou would know that if u werent an idiot
>>574772113Truth nuke.At this point in the server you should be able to 1 pull SM.
>>574772243>>574772527hilariously cute when castrated cuckmales speak up, can't read and can't please holes eitherits okay your whore waifu is built for my chud cock you'll raise my kids in game and irl lol
>enter dungeon>cultist tank>leave dungeon
>>574771538But eunuchs, by definition, are born with testicles.
>>574772809you are not doing cath in 1 pull unless u are in premade well geared group where dps do 20k dps instead of 3 in aoe
>>574772936Whats wrong with them? I've never seen one but I was thinking of trying it.
>>5747734940 dmg, 0 aoe threat and 0 self-heal because they are just absorb bots i imaginemight be mandatory for raids i imagine
I have two unopened chests (1 on each server), but i somehow kept the mount from server stress chest. I didn't keep the class set or weapon mogs, just the mount. Weird.
>>574773785>I didn't keep the class set or weapon mogs, just the mount. WeirdCheck your vanity tab. Same thing happened to me and I was able to add the chest from the vanity tab and then unlock it again.
>>574773494they are basically a vanilla tank put into coa theyre so dogshit, whoever designed that spec is short a few brain cellsweird because the other cultist specs are great
>be questing>aggro random mob>get cursed with a Tainted Mind by some random mob>continue questing>see cute Sun Cleric belf riding around on her retarded retail dragon thing>immediately get the urge to knock her down and knot her and make her a broodmotherFucking hate Eastern Plaguelands, been stuck leveling to 60 for the past 3 days because of this bullshit.
which tank gets so much self heal they can solo dungs like stockades etc. while leveling?i need it for challenge, felsworn? beetle?
>>574770595>translation: I am typical unskilled dps player who tries to compensate it with tankiness but goes to shitter the second he fails at being a proper tankLol, go back to playing dps
>>574773835Woah, do you remember what the item is called on vanity tab? I don't see it anywhere.
>>574774146Depends what set you unlocked. I don't mean the warchest, I mean the chest for whatever vanity set you unlocked.
>>574774146>>574773835Actually nevermind, i see both the weapon mogs and the set. Thanks a ton! Now i have 3 sets for free
>>574773953someone said primalist can solo dungeons easily somewhere
Should I keep leveling to 60 for the CoA guild?
>>574774371You can hang out in the CoA guild without being 60 though.
>>574774371Are you having fun?
>elaynna is still having a meltie
>>574773869Why do they suck?I keep being told they got an aoe silence with 30s cd so I wanted to level one.
https://litter.catbox.moe/r41cs1.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/fr1qlq.jpg
Is Spell Pen actually needed, or is the website being dumb? The tank build is still breaking my head inhttps://coa.bisbeard.com/b/dc3IPSIdVuIueh
>Leveling with questing is slow and annoying because there are 500 people in every zone>Leveling with dungeons is slow and annoying because you keep getting the shitty low xp ones constantlyGenuinely who the fuck thought these rates were a good idea with 21 classes. Don't even hit me with the TO SELL XP BOOSTS shit, they'd sell more XP boosts if the auras weren't a pitiful 50% increase instead of the 300% they are on other servers.
>>574774974Spell pen is actually pretty good on Ascension servers, yeah.
>>574774371we can level together if you wannaaaaaaaa~also who do i dm for an g inv
>>574775228We are on octo now. Join <Branded>
Any good private servers?
>>574775573P O C H I E ! ! !
>>574775573why does it have 6 nails on one paw
>>574774982Not to mention most classes dont become fun until lvl 30
>>574775778perspective it's seven claws in that picture and she puts them close together.>>574775771kek poochie 3, surely this time for sure.
>>574775228/join DESUsay something, someone will invite you
>>574775771*coughs up blood*
>>574774824Perfection
>>574775771heh pochie~
>>574775069I see, thank you anon!
any cuck/findom erp?
hows runemaster leveling, any self heal or ur fucked and need to eat like a cuckold
CoA or the new S10 server?
>>574778170CoA
>>574778170both
my addiction to granblue relink is now over, back to this.
>>574778170just play retail at that point
>>574778170>new S10 server?Is it out yet?
>>574778170everyone leaves for s10
>>574778170the poll from yesterday in guild was a fucking trainwreck i think 90% of the guild said they were going to quit coa and move to s10 and the gm is still talking about raiding and shit on coa lmao
>>574779241this never happened
is the legion server good?
>>574778170raidlog coa while playing s10
>>574779241what guild nigga
>>574779241freepick or wildcard tho?
>>574780132the pretend one in his mind
>>574779241how could this happen to the guild?
>>574779628my gnome looks like this
Is it better to just vendor shit at max level rather than disenchant?
>>574781115depends on how much it sells for but probably
>>574781115yes
How do I get heirlooms for CoA? I have a level 70 on classless but I have no idea what to do, leveled that shit years ago
Plapped status?
I'm so lonely...
>>574781582Impregnated by the entire bug population of AQ40
Free pick or Wildcard for season 10?Can someone who played before tell me the pros and cons?
>>574778170CoA obviously. Classless is a fun for a day and then you end up with watered down incoherent build or just the same metal one and then you quit. CoA all the way.
>>574781582The taste of worgen will never leave my mouth
CoA is super funbut, I know for a fact ascension is going to pull the plug in the next couple monthswhere do I play long-term now???
>>574783003The ending of the season 10 trailer says"the final chapter of this amazing adventure...... before the start of something new"
>>574783003Octo, join <Branded>
>>574779628no, it crashes at least 5 times daily
>>574783172>She doesn't know
>>574783172>before the start of something newGetting raped by Big Bubba in the prison showers?
>>574783925See >>574783649
>guild clique running BG premades>ask for inv>no response>decide to solo queue>get put in the same game as them>spend the whole match spamming cc on their healer and giving him a hard time>nobody has been typing in guild chat for a while>realize i got gkicked>log into an alt to protest>they're writing in chat that i was "griefing their healer" and being an "obnoxious faggot"uh oh clique meltie
>>574784672This didn't happen.
>>574784672this never happened
What's resetting, and doing the prestige thing like? Is it a good way to get heirlooms?
>>574784672<World peace> moment
>>574784672same thing happened to me too, can confirmnot going to name names because last i heard they killed the last guy that did
So what is world peace actually like?
>>574785029Imagine a bunch of grey parsers.Now imagine them being fully porn. Addicted.Done?Now realize they think they are good.
>>574785029see >>574784672
>>574785029A collection of different groupsasocial anons that don't really talk A handful of autists that spam nigger and bowel movement updatesA few cliques from across earlier servers meeting up againA handful of ERPfags
>its another "single faggot sharing the same gear type with me rolled higher on all items, and then i got the wrong gear type from both mythic bags" situation
>>574785029I type in gchat and I get ignored.
>>574769863Supports are the sissy species, DPS are just the gay species.
>>574786409Overlooked...
>pull entire cathedra>everyone is dead but meLine of sight is such a demanding skill, 3 decade old game people still run and stay like turds in the middle of a room
>>574786981>Expecting mental capacity from dpsissies and heal goonersLiterally impossible.
>still haven't seen another guardian in mythicsIM ALONE
>>574787159Thats WHY I WANT AND I NEED A FUCKING MANASTORM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO PVE WISE I HATE RELYING ON PEOPLEI HATE SUBHUMANSI HATE LOWSKILLED FUNHAVING NIGGERSGIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM
>>574786379I wish it was just you koragon, you're not that special
>>574787178I see em often, always sub tank dps.But I'm the tank and when they are around I get to compete for the top 1 spot.
>>574783624ah that's a shame thanks anon.
>Dude what if wands were a spec>Dude what if throwing weapons were a spec>Dude what if resto druids were spiders?>Dude what if elemental shaman was a spec?BRAVO ASCENSION
>>574787425I just want an aoe silence and interrupts (plural) so I don't depend on dpsissies knowing to stack on me.so I can actually los and we can do this properly.
Someone sell me on octowow over coa
>>574787824lmao i remember pulling boss in dm:w the one next to a wallneeded to wait for 3 players to die from mindflay so it can finally run to mefucking dps niggers need raid leader and weak auras for everything
>>574787820Stormbringer is so fun because I can do enough damage to pull threat consistently on bosses and die immediately and that makes me feel really good.
>>574785029mostly people erping (50 gold if you get screenshots)
qrd on running my own nilla server with bots? I dont see it in the op
>>574788029They are subhuman animals, WA are for adults with eyes who can look at the flashing alert and do an action.They need their dad next to them telling them what to do and where to go, and if you are lucky, they can do their rotation without being told to but that is rare.Zero self agency, literal cattle.
>>574782746Mind if I add to it?
>>574788237We were farming naga for pearls!
When do I start queuing into real dungeons again I've been getting thrown into the 2 starter zone dungeons over and over. You can go start collecting the elite worldforged items at 45 if you have level scaling on?
do people actually do wow pvp? what the fuck is wrong with them?
>>574788586You are getting groomed by the dogfuckers and the logs have already been leaked Uffie!
>>574788797BGs are fun in moderation as like a fun little mini game but I can't imagine PvP being the thing that you do all the time
the top secret log leak right here.steamy stuff in here, be warned.
>>574788330You have two choices, 1.12 client with VMaNGOS or 3.3.5 client with AzerothCore (with progression plugin to lock to vanilla).VMaNGOS is a far better vanilla server, more accurate and less buggy, but it's on the old 1.12 client and bots there are not as advanced as AC. AzerothCore server itself is worse, especially for vanilla stuff, but it has the more advanced bots module.
>>574788940>blacked threesome dogwhistleSubtle
>>574789027worse bots how? not talking as much? are they good enough to do group content with?
>>574784672That never happened.
>>574788940>QUICK WE GOT CAUGHT ERPING UH LET'S PRETEND THIS IS ABOUT PEARLS OK?
How is templar for leveling and dungeons? im always a bit cautious with energy classesalso Drae or Human
>it's about pearlsinteresting
Any updates on frostie?
>>574788237>>574788586UFFIE YOU CHEATING WHORE
Xorvald ERPs with Xalara too
A pearl named Black.
>>574790018templar is top dps by a huge marginits doing 5x the damage of the second in dps classes on raid bosses
>in 3 days coa dies just like that
>did my daily limit of mythic dungeonsnow what?i want to level some fun ranged caster spec, simple, with only mana as resourcewhat would that be?
since realm is gonna die ill just slave away for bazaar tokens and dp to get stuff im still missing
>>574790915>since realm is gonna dietwo more weeks blizzshill
>>574790690js because there isn't a fancy little weakaura tracker coded for it doesn't make regular spell cooldowns alternate resources
just finished erping with elaynna for the first time and i feel like i got raped. what a disgusting, filthy, wanton freak. still coomed, but no way im doing that again
>>574788237>Xorvald stealing chaser GM’s boyfriend
>>574787489dang it
>>574788237>>574788586>>574788940>>574789069>the top secret log leak right here.>steamy stuff in here, be warned.
>>5747912133 more days coafag
>>574790406proof?
>>574791763That's very funny, Jib.
>>574791571>Hes cucking the GM AND plapping pearlIT'S NOT FAIRIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN
how the tf am i supposed to ERP if i've never had sex before? what do i even do? i dont know how this shit works>i penetrate your warm and meaty vagina like a chili cheese dog except instead of a hot dog its my big penisi dont know how sex feels. how am i supposed to do this??
>they think pearl came back
>>574792201Try to insert something in your anus, you will understand. Also try to suck some meaty thing.
>>574785260if you've never had a top100 parse you can't complain about parsing
>>574791763Uffie? What the fuck?
It's that shrimple.
this is fine
>>574792507what are they even buying them for
>>574792201just read a bunch of logs and go llm style. ai does it good enough without any context.
>>574791763I feel insulted, I could write better than that.You're just jealous that we got 5x Black Pearl now and only needed 4.
>>574793092Why are you trying to steal Xalara's boyfriend?
>>574792303I have.Btw pserf passes don't count.
>every ranged class is just "stand still for 2 seconds to cast your ability">even the bows, guns, crossbows and wandsbro I just want to move and shoot
Why are you guys like this?
What should I get for my second chest? I like the Blloodmage mount but I dislike the armor, although ultimately I want to transmog to armor I've actually earned so I guess the mount is the only thing that matters. If I had to pick a combination of armor set and mount I like then it'd probably be guardian.
>>574793405play felsworn, caster that gets to move
>>574793405As a felsworn you cnan move and cast
>>574793405Wasn't boltslinger Supposed to be that? I remember their little promo video for it said it was really mobile or something
>guild loses top healer because of erp drama with the GM's e-gf
>>574794047you mean the chronomancer spec? their main filler skill is a 2 sec wand cast
>>574794171Sounds like an Echo rerun with Zaelia
>>574766902
>>574790018frustrating in dungeons when you have a dog shit tank that takes a 30 sec break after each pull and you either loose all your oath stacks or you ninja pull to keep them up but then lose them anyway because you get no warrior of dawn procs but its fun when you got high oath stacks and just pump aoe dps
>>574794195No the witchhunter boltslinger spec
>>574793405shadowhunter witch docta is the spec for you
>>574794956>>574794926why do i get the feeling if i tried both these specs that within 10 minutes ill be able to tell you are lying through your teeth though
>>574795172Nigger I don't know, I just said their video mentioned it was mobile. Fuck you
>>574793405so I herd u like kiting, mon
>>574790542>>574794853Hows the survivability for solo though? I'm probably spoiled from Grovekeeper
>>574778170>can only choose one between S10, CoA, or the new Path of Exile league>all of them are basically full-time jobs that consume all my free timeWhat do I do?
>>574795357>solowho cares
>>574795357its okay but nowhere near grovekeeper
>S10>no grove rangeraaaaaaaaaaand dropped
>Worgen player joins guild>Rapes everyone>Leaves
>>574795534Quit MMOs and ARPGs if you have a real life job.
My femhumie is so lonely...
>sun cleric>templargee dutch, how come ass-scent-xion let us have TWO paladins?
>>574795563Me, that's why i asked nigga
>>574795172I've been leveling witch hunter and can tell you that the Houndmaster spec does have the 2 second steady shot, but it's just the filler and becomes rarely used once your talents fill out. Haven't tried Boltslinger yet, that's the last of the 4 specs I haven't tried.
>>574795862templar is the martial paladinsun cleric is the holy light paladinshrimple as
>>574795794Whisper Xorvald
>>574792201This reads less like never having had sex and more like never having thought or read or heard about sex. If you're sufficiently pornbrained, it should be fairly natural.
>>574796090see i knew it was a lie...
Do not whisper me.
>>574795862Templar used to be monk, but they had no idea how to make the unarmed version work, or what to do about the tank and 2h dps using staves only.So they said paladin but mail and energy.
>>574795862nigger there are like 3 rogues4 if you count witch hunter melee
>>574796095>2 whole paladin classes>2/3 warrior classcome on now>>574796197would have made more sense to be honest, also another "mostly physical" class
>>574794171do middle-aged men with stage 5 norwood really?
>>574796181why not?
>>574794956>>574795316When does the shadowhunter witch doctor spec come online?I got it to like 17 and it was miserable
>>574796296>Tfw no high test high apm high mobility pvmper ragechud tank:/
>>574796590bwo just make one in s10
>>574793357me too but i still think it doesn't mattergame is easy and caring about it too much is kind of pathetic desu
fucking server
Stop crashing stop crashing stop crashing
at this point ill be glad when blizzard finally anally rapes dutch to fucking DEATH
>use assume peak posture>server crashessorry I'm such a fucking chad.
>>574797182hey look its the one fag who spams worgen pornhi guy who posts worgen porn in the thread
>>574797182Ranger is the most sovlful class
>>574796532nevernow keep kiting, mon
>>574795172idk cuz ur a nigtarded nigtard probably, I told you the spec
I'm stuck on Authenticating
>even launcher offlineover
>>574796590Seraphim Sun Cleric, not high mobility but you have to keep track of a meter, at least 3 different buffs, a bunch of CDs one of which includes a spell that fills up the aforementioned meter better, and another spell that makes the aforementioned cooldown faster... goes on and on.Sun Cleric is pretty much "Yo dawg I heard you like keeping track of things so I put CDs on yo CDs so u can keep track of ur CDs while keeping track of ur CDs."
its joever
Blizzard lawyers cut the cord.It's over.
>>574788797>>574788918It's a shame because Warhammer Online is basically just WoW combat but done a million times better but that game is dead and its private servers are dead. The potential is there but nobody really wants to knuckle down and make it good
finallysee you in 3 days
Now that we all have a little time to ourselves, what's everyone having for dinner? :3c
>Server goes down>Almost no spike in activity in the threadIts over, huh?
The Blizzard hitmen got to them
>have to grind rep, either timbermaw or cenarion circle for BiS weapon>know I'm going to quit in 3 days when new PoE league launcheswhat to do now?
>It takes 140 Call Board quests to get a full set of heirloomsBets on how long this is about to take?
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNNBLIZZARD FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>574797441i had 2 tuna, lettuce and mayonnaise sandwiches with 2 tablets of dexamfetamine and 3 cups of water
>>574797469its as if no one is actually playing and its all shilling
>>574797494>poeprobably kill yourself
OI WAS ROIPED
>>574797494roll winter orb in poe
>>574797569why would I do that when I've got a new PoE league to look forward to?
>>574797469I don't ever make posts in the thread. I'm playing CoA though.
>>574797469Fuck, i want to kiss her in the mouth so much
>>5747974412 homemade chicken burgers and some beers
Elafi why did tell me you aren't into ERP, I saw you taking off your clothes in that inn in front of a worgen
>>574797469>29 posts in the last few minutesyeah ok
is it..over?
>>574797504it will take zero hours, zero minutes, and zero seconds, because the servers are never coming back online.
WE COULD BE PLAYING TAURI WOW INSTEAD YOU FUCKERS ARE PLAYING A FUN SERVER. THE FUCK WRONG WITH YOU.
>>574797704half of them are methe doki doki general has more activity than this...
>>574797441Black tea
>>574797759>lelgion
Please be dead. I want to laugh at all of the chuds who were calling CoA the best server of all time
server has been so shit the past 24hrs
i miss turdle :(
>>574797504just prestige, fagyou only need like 4-5 pieces for full XP bonus anyways
>>574797623nah, I think I'll go either self cast hiero with a staff (on HC) or skeletons (on SC), depending on challenge rewards
RUG PULLASCENSION IS KILL
>>574797729do you think king tirion did cope a last feel there? arthas was definitly groomed to be a leech king if you know what im sayin
>>574797504It genuinely doesn't even sound that long when you put it like that>7 of each category a week (pve, pvp, profession)>Depending on your professions and interest levels you are MAYBE clearing all the pve and pvp ones and a couple of the profession onesYou're talking a ballpark of 13-18 quests done per week or see you in 12 months senpaiNGL I am extremely tempted to just whip out the credit card, $30 bux is retarded but I do want to see all the classes before this shit goes down
Brehs...
>announces season 10>gets all the paypiggies to buy DP in advance>pulls the plugDvtch.....
>>574797878see you on new whitemane xisters :)
>>574797813>best server of all timeand how does it being dead changes it
give me some tags
WELP, TIME TO JACK OFF
it's over for real this time...
ITS UP
>>574797813>schizo quoting from memoryat least you not a tranny
So this is it, Dutch went to Tahiti?
It's over.
Xorvald - GargothXalara - Sylma/PearlUffie - Michelada/CatplanetElafi - ElafiKoto - KotoGrok - AecheurTheodoric - TheodorianXarethos - JibStarfury - ElaynnaBurok - Burok/DostorYeezus - FilthydrunkHellmonster - Hellbat
>>574797981It would simply be very entertaining to me if this retail slop server gets shut down so quickly
>>574798137how so?
>>574798112Erm... you weren't supposed to post that...
>>574797996>>574797985lol
>>574798112>Elafi - Elafi>Koto - Kotostunning
>>574797494nolife PoE and get 36/40 challenges in 3 daysnolife season 10 and roll a god build that obliterates everything, quit after you dominate all mythic dungeons in 3 days timethen come back to comfy CoA
>>574798175Slut
>>574797441Boiled rice with a touch of saffron, salt and pepper chicken and plain broccoli
>>574798149I get to watch people seethe about Blizzard while I wait 50 days for the C+ announcement at blizzcon
Primalist or Templar with 2h?
>>574798170>Just using the same alias in every game you playHello, based department?
>>574798052lmaooo
how am i supposed to make an alt for 20 levels of bgs to quit when i reach lvl 30 for the 4th time now?
umm bros im stuck on a login i cant get past in the launcher even though i know im putting the right stuff in, is it down?
>>574798112Illichud is the real fashy vnd fresh natsoc schizo.
>>574797504It's faster to farm gold and then buy the looms with bazaar tokens. You can buy the really cheap looms with marks of ascension you get from spamming profession daily quests. t. just leveled his blood mage to 60 in 18 hours /played with a full set of looms and 120% exp bonus in total
>>574798112None of those are me, I am not in the guild, I am currently waiting for my DBZ Kai torrent to finish so I can edit back in the Bruce Faulconer score.
this is my life
>hit lvl 57 on grovekeeper>take the tree chud talent>join a dungeon, tank pulls big>boulder dash>framerate starts dropping
>>574798112can i get the moppy equivalent?
I found who was behind all that <Branded> shilling. It's fuutank.
>>574798260everyone knows we're on borrowed time niggaand mostly everyone already seethes at blizzard, and rightfully sodunno man, you do you
>>574797897I was basing it off the 2k/ea zone quests. I'm not sure how many times you can repeat them but I was starting the 4th round of EPL before the servers went down.
>>574796095>>574795862The Templar trainer is in the paladin spot in Stormwind Cathedral, the Sun Cleric trainer is in the priest spot.
any secondwe just got to baron rivendare
>>574798551WoooowWho could have guessed
I hope Jib will not fall to the charms of the trannies of <World Peace> and won't give them GM. They are actively trying to groom and butter him up.
>>574798551>retarded germxn tranny that ddos'd another server is behind shilling for a slop server no one cares aboutwow i am fucking SHOCKED
>>574798112>>574798671xarethos is a taurifag
>>574798551asalys herei hope he remembers me i miss his logs slidding down my throat
>>574798671uuuooohhh erotic Jib grooming
>>574798260>while I wait 50 days for the C+ announcement at blizzconanon you must be a real mouthbreathing cretine if you are excited for blizzard C+
>>574798112You missed quite a few. Some hints for you: Fish and Sune are in it. Elicia and Asalys are in it. You can easily find people always playing in duo.
>Be SC tank >Almost always get De Other Side dungeon in RDF>Everyone keeps dying to first bossI have no doubt these are the same retards who tell people Retail bosses are harder than Classic raids - yet still ignore the indicators
Shut the FUCK UP ALREADYYou faggots are like women with all your gossiping. Pathetic.
bros... it looks like it's actually over
>>574798449lil lizard nigga in love with his cum sock
>>574798860ive literally never seen a single person die on itthe snakes though...
When will <World Peace> disband due to the trannies infighting? Your bets?
>>574798779Well I'd rather play Turtle, but I don't exactly have that option anymore
>>574798551I think it's Permalocked, not Fuu. Permalocked was the one originally shilling branded back on turtle.
>>574798989Already saw someone gquit this morning because of a bunch of tranny drama, the cracks are starting to show
>>574798984its almost always cultist healers or reapers, they will stand right on the boss - ignore the blades, ignore the web, and get deletedfeel like Cultist went from a mid picked class to one of the top picks, and with it came all the braindead retards
>>574798112hey why did you make me a bitch
up
>>574798431the mutt soundtrack is trash just like your taste
>>574798984I only die to the second boss myself
>>574799146reddit poll said cultist was most picked yeah
hit 60 and and gonna grind mythics for the dope ass Plate dodge gear from the vendor. What's a good active guild a SC tank can join without fearing theyll ditch for S10 or C+?
>>574799089Yeah, I'm thinking about quitting too. The last straw was this guy posting about "knots" and how hot they are in gchat.
>jerk off>server still downis it truly over?
>>574798984Save from a single wipe I've only seen people die by falling off the platform during the ned boss fight
>>574799219why would you lie to me...
>>574799219YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH RAT BASTARD BITCH FUCK YOU
>>574799291world peace is the coa guild, not tauri. you are thinking of gulag
>>574799323what did u cum to?
>>574799337last run tank died 3 times to it so we just kicked him and summoned the new tank lol
>>574799356well tauri is up and only tauri matters
>>574799338>>574799356logged in with browser and thought it was up but it was down not up sorry SORRY mang my bad :(
>>574799323gotta work on your stamina bro...
>>574797996>>574799323At least edge for a little bit, damn anon.
>>574799323what do you mean? octo is up.
>>574798112The tranny falseflagging started... it's over...
>I GO TO TIJUANA, FAR FROM BLIZZARD'S JURISDICTION
>>574799519id say 15 minutes isnt bad
>>574798112Xorvald is a retailtroon worgenposter Rabben aka Orvas aka Feleig. Uses the same filenames for all his posts and plays worgen, admits to coming from retoilet.Xalara is his tranny egf Tielistrasza, also admits to coming from retoilet. Very likely new pearl alter ego.Theres at least 2 other retoilet troons from trannyhomo in the guild
>>574799363Gulag runs that guild too retardkun, why do you think they let all the furries and erpers run free
what I'm doing waiting for the server coming up
>>574799531shan't be playing on the cheating GMs server
>>574799230ok jeet
>I'm Escaping To The One Place That Hasn't Been Corrupted By Capitalism... SPACE!
>>574799568The Mexican cartels worship him as a god, they call him the "Goku wowero" as we speak the entire Sinaloa Jr. cartel is mobilizing to rape and behead blizzard employees.
>>574799775now thats a movement i could get behind
kronos status?
>>574799568>>574799735keknow do a joestar technique
We going to Tauri if/when Ascension is kill?
>>574799607i hope our poor uffie doesn't get heartbroken when they ditch him to go back to retail...
>>574799932no one wants to play legion, tranny
>>574799932Waiting for new Whitemane to drop........
>>574799607I'm a tourist and I literally don't understand half of the words you're saying
>>574799213
>>574799961I ain't leveling on Vanilla again.It ain't happening!
>>574799932if Ass dies in the next few weeks/months, ill probably just play Spiritvale with some friends while i wait for Dutch to smuggle his server down Mootxico way
Don't interact with Xalara and Xorvald, if you make any mistake or say anything wrong you will be blackmailed and groomed into their plaything. They save EVERY chatlog. They did that in <FMC> and they will do it in <World Peace> again.You've been warned.
I booted up octo but man...That 1.12 client feels Really fucking bad. Addons were jank and clunky, ui was clunky, I have no idea why they're building for such an old client
>>574799932Only if I get to plap
>>574800256I played in FMC and I don't know who those two are
>>574799674when you think about it aren't we all cheaters a'noon, might bit folly to expect integrity from your illegal server dealers
>>574799932I don't want "normal" wow facsimilesthe only reason I've been playing ascension on and off for the last decade is because of the weird shit they pull offwhen this shit shuts down I'll just move onto other games, and maybe try other weird ass wow projects sometime in the future why not
>>574800270Because turtle did and it's just a turtle clone
>>574800317>Reaper and KoX figuring out a dungeon without all the indicators
>>574800317
You would be wise to join us.
servers just migrated fully to russia, now all we have to worry about is holohols droning the servers IRL. it would be funny desu.
>>574800445left: tank playersright: healer players
>>574798112I could have sworn Grok was someone else
.........and............We're.....................back
>>574800508me vs my penits
UP now I CHECKED
How do you join world peace if there's no /who
>>574800701You /join DESU and ask for an invite
>>574800530why would the biggest country in world and 2nd army in ukraine be worried about the poorest european country?
>>574800701join desu chat channel and ask there
>>574799146I always ignore the blades, they do fuckall. I only respect the web because not doing so results in downtime
Fuck...
>>574800701just run around wherever worgen are youll find one
>>574800923Oh yea Bronzebeard... the 3 ppl left there will be so happy
>>574801027furry tranny strikes again...
Enjoying the downtime, CoA-cucks? Gabgab sends his regards...
>Vol'kin is up!!!>Loggin in to game server..........................
>>574801143logs slidding
>>574799607Are you the same person that randomly screeches about 'pupset' whenever they play classic? Just curious.
>>574801259I fucking hate cats so much
>>574801259Why put down the paper towel? As a coaster? Just use a normal coaster, brown people are so retarded.
>KRVNVS SVVMMMMEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!
alright fuck this im just going to download nostrum again and play thatanyone got the link?
>DCd againback to cats
>>574799607>server hopping together cute t b h
So, I might be bored enough to play a bit of CoA before it dies (nothing else WoW related to play after all).How are these support classes? Are they good or a meme? Are you happy when you see one in your party or you know you're going to need to carry some retard? I skimmed through the retailtastic talent tree and they look kinda samey, same hit aura, same crit bonus, same BL, looks like ranger have pretty flowers and barbarian a minigame points bonus, do they have some unique spells or something?Please respond.
>>574800495How alive is Tauri after Legion?
what server is he playing?
>still not upyeah well... i didn't even WANT to play anyways...odds Barony, evens Abiotic, dubs Deadlock (pls no dubs)
>>574801978the bloodmage one is strong as shit, idk about the rest
>>574800772what are these fucking birds called.
>tfw had 5 cats now have 3 and I'm allergic
>>574801060>Meanwhile Epoch: Wait, we were offline?
>>574801378Wrath is the worst because it misses the "portal" motif (Also the dragon always fucking spooked me because I left the game on the bg)
>>574801978Grovekeeper is godlike, high dps+high healing+you turn into a tree that gives everyone 20% crit+you spawn a shitton of treants that explode to damage and heal everyoneThe support Blood Mage is basically a vanilla mage, just spam your Frost Bolt and see big numbers on the screen
Rexxar bros, we won
>rexxar is up
>all I did was spam dungeons with guild chuds>my gear was still shit>didn't get to top the parsing charts in world raids>my class couldn't even compete>never got to spend time alone with that cute draenei It's all gone now...
ITS UUUUPPPPPPP
>>574802091>tfw my bf(male)(irl) wants a cat>I want one too>i'm super allergic
>log in>kill brazillianair>server downi guess he was out....of time.
>>574802331>i'm super allergicI hear you can get a shot for that
>>574802221what draenei?
>>574802331london?
I uninstalled the HD patch.
>>574802552Oh no he's hot
>>574798112Surprised I wasn't found out yet.Who is Mcian?
>>574802628That's a girl worg Anon.
>>574802331shut up gayass nigga
>>574802628You actually run around on all fours in running wild instead of Pepsiman sprinting everywhere.
>>574802829Can I mount you yet?If not tell Dutch to fix it already
>>574798330good classes for this autism?
>>574802882Some day...
>>574802054>>574802160Wait, the healers also have the support stuff? What's even the point of the dedicated "support" classes then?
pls link me the spreadsheet with all class sets, thank you
>>574803069https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ibt7nu6MpQt5y-2JQE2LK2LuDTwAud_cizOWEx07XAo/edit?slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1#slide=id.g3f015ef7be7_0_1I still can't choose between Sun Cleric or Tinker Healer...
>>574802991Bro your RDPS?
>>574803167Even if you pick tinker do not get the tinker chest if you play with sound on. The mount is annoying as fuck.
>>574803192So you're a bad DPS that brings redundant buffs that don't stack with the healer ones? Great design, as expected from Asscension I guess.
>>574803424Why are you making shit up?
>>574802991You see, they used to be full healers without a support kit and then for some unknowable eldritch reason they decided that Moon Priest, Fleshweaver and Life shouldn't be full healers because...because they can't OK???? They walked back on Moon Priest, but tried to force the other two to be "Healer Supports" which is a concept that would quite simply never work. So they removed their ability to queue as healers and said they'd nerf their healing and make them proper supports.Then they didn't do that.Then they let them queue again.So now they are just supports that do as much damage as other supports while also being about 80% of a healer as well.
>>574803510Am I? Why aren't you able to give correct answers? Are you retarded?
>>574803424Exactly, this server is so fucking cooked. I'm going back to Warmane
>>574803609So you get geared with one of these and there's no reason to bring a dedicated healer or support? I don't know why I expected better.
WHY DOES OCTO KEEP CRASHING MY GPU DRIVERS FUCK
>>574803856That's the crypto miner
>>574803807They probably can't heal the highest end content as effectively as a full healer, but the other supports do have their own thing they can bring that makes them ever so slightly better at Support than the two healers. Guardian has a buff they can throw out that replicates damage and Fartrider has a resource cost reduction buff which is insane if your group is full of energy and rage classes.But generally for most content, yeah you could get away with just having a Life Primalist or Fleshweaver Bloodmage.
Elaynna check your discord.
>>574804040>Guardian has a buff they can throw out that replicates damage and Fartrider has a resource cost reduction buff which is insane if your group is full of energy and rage classesSee, that's what I wanted to know. The dedicated support gimmick.
>>574804040the meta is to run 2 sups only, one for the left side of talents the other for 2ndpreferably u want bonus to the element the bosses are weak to, and since there is no resistance against holy that one is pretty much mandatory in every groupas for heal i've seen bloodmages and primalists heal more than actual heal classes so...
>>574802012coa coming out at the same time definitely took a big bite out of what the population could have been, but it still gets 2.5-3kish players at peak. i see a lot of anons going between the two servers too
now that the dust has settled, which server is worth palying
>>574804593Voljin, Rexxar, Tauri, Octo.
>>574803609Primalist can't q as healer.
netherblast!
>>574804678it can now
>>574804678they can as of a few days ago
ohonononon hordexisters!
>>574804814this is what every tauren/orc """dom""" looks like irl
>>574804678They changed it a few days ago anon.
what triggered the trannies to spam cats now?
>>574804680What the fuck kind of engineer are you?
>>574804680loli pugna my beloved
>Shirtless chest piece I picked up on Bronzebeard last year was a bug and it's goneAww
>>574805053
You call everyone playing cute females in wow -trannies. But how is playing a muscular shirtless handsome guy not fucking peak gay behavior.I made 1st male char ever and i already feel like i want to suck dick.
>>574805334>see male figure>"UGH now I want to suck dick REAL BAD this is soo gay lmfaooo"anon...
>>574804680I'M BACK FOR MORE MALICE
>>574805334The gender you pick is the one you want to be, that's what makes playing a female as a male makes you a tranny, hope this helps, faggot!
>>574804814>>574804845I look like this and I say this.
Dutch...
PIECE OF SHIT
NOT AGAIN
So who is the Fish and Sunethil? Asalys and Elicia?
>>574804814Nice Forsaken cosplay
cloudsong glaive vvill be mine from bazaar trader
so while we're all here again, whats the biggest damage you've hit on your class? i'm regularly oneshotting people in BGs
>>574806256that shit looks like ass brother
>Running with some good ass dps/heals and getting my heroic drops>literal last boss before quest completed>crashDAMN YOU DUTCH
>>574806313>i'm regularly oneshotting people in BGsStormbringer or Knight of Cocks?
i have to jerk off again?!?!?!
>>574804040Farstrider is complete ass to level and do anything withDogshit dogshit dogshit
>>574806256how do you get bizarrebux
>>574806374i don't value your opinion at all
i did a bg as farstrider at 38 intending to falconmaxx and swarm the enemy team with swooping FALCONS and DRAGONHAWKSthey flew at a snail's speed and never even made contact with the enemy, saw one finally land a hit for 9 damage and i just deserted
>>574805869>The gender you pick is the one you want to be>what is roleplayingThese young niggers don't know man... this is the saddest part.Back then 20+ years ago everybody used to engage in light roleplay even if you weren't a roleplayer because it was the an rpg world you were inhabiting and you had access to enough expression through emotes and movement and such.Now the times changed, people became retarded and the only time you use emotes is to be toxic towards others (yes back then that existed too but not only that)I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this cultural retardation and this obsession with tranny bullshit on both sides
How come some classes can run around oneshotting stuff with no downtime, and my chronocuck has to conserve mana like it's 1.12 wanding shit for 20 secondsFuck my chud tranny life
>>574807006i still preferably use emotes over chat, am i old?
moon guard power spike at 57 is crazy with the 1% mana damage reduction talent.
This shit server goes offline more often than K5 lmao
>>574807386crazy comparing a shitty never changed never fixed 1.12 to this
>>574804680
>>574807365Brewing WD gets crazy at 40 because you basically don't have to give a shit about mana anymore as long as you use the mojo beam on CD.
>>574807006same reason nobody approaches women irl, too many niggas publicly clown on people for being cringebut without being cringe there can be no learning
>>574807006i long for an MMO where roleplaying is considered cool and normali don't really watch streamers but the whole OnlyFangs HC WoW arc had some kino purely from people willing to lose themselves and RP a littleidk if it's a time constraint issue or simply a cultural shift, but MMOs would be so much more enjoyable if everyone approached it like a massive D&D campaignlike the last genuine RP encounter i had was back when i tried P99 EQ and it was so charming and spontaneously that it felt completely natural
>leveling sun cleric>feel like going to thousand needles after barrens>"HA HA down we go!">realize I'm not playing an actual paladin so I have no bubble as I descend into the abyss>deadwell fuck mehappened something similar while playing WD last week, on the same spot too
>>574807479yes, that's my point, the standard isn't that high and this p2w garbage is still butt broken
>>574807675I've always enjoyed what I've come to call "light" RP, where I'd talk kinda in-character without going full divebut rarely, or ever, others respond, in fact many don't even talk at all nowadays, not even a hi or tyshit's crazy man
>Can turn in Sparklematic 5200 quest three times if you backtrack to the gnome arealul.Do I report this to the pserver jannies?
>>574806989>class fantasy about swarming your foes with your minions overpowering them>minions are uselessTruly the necromancer of CoA.
>>574807675everybody is scared of being cringe and it's up to us to change it
>>574807675It's literally just acting in text form. Stop giving a shit what other people think and have fun
Every fucking time I decide to go back to the character selection screen I change my mind about the alt I want to do. Holy fuck I am so indecisive.
We need a kidney fresh. Badly.
I cant fucking tell anymore is it my internet or those servers
>>574807675you need to fuck off
>>574806648buy mine on the ah, i always undercut the competition.
>>574807365Worgen Blood Mage is even crazier. TRIPLE damage on your 5k damage DoT and it even comes with armor pen because why not?
>>574807675Turtle (the original server, not the zoomer fresh) was like that.
If I ERP with Xarethos, is he going to make me Officer rank?
>>574811158kys fag
>>574811229I am a woman.
>>574811290london
>>574811290you are not, and will never be
>>574798112Uffie isn't Viira? He sent me some nice little stuff in the mail on turtle and again here on coa. I did have a female avatar tho. I abandoned that char I don't want to be confused for a tranny.Never knew what to send back as no doubt his NEET ass has thousands of gold. Good guy tho
Think I'm gonna switch class again, had to deactivate a few characters to make roomTemplar looks to be super OP right. I fucking told you guys during the stress test but everyone laughed at me...
>>574812116>rerolling to meta before the big balance patch hitssis...
>>574812196>balance patch hitsshould we tell her?
>>574812196ThisIf I weren't convinced Bloodmage tank is going to be hit with the nerf missile I would have rolled one already. There is absolutely no way that fucking class survives what's coming, it's too absurd>>574792672Fucking look at this shit
>>574774824So good. Do one with pink skin next.
>>574812116dogshit single target godly aoe
>9 hours ago
>>574813101>templar>dogshit single targetlollmao
>>574796152Maybe I just need a belfie mommy to show me the ropes...
I AM MY SCARS
>>574813401the other spec is the other way around
>tauri legion>wanting to do Legion mythic raids with pserf animalsHoooly could never be me lmfaooooooo.
upgraded crafted gear is the best
>>574815396crusader is god tier aoe and st
I'm about to get laid off from my minimum wage park job (govt ran out of money) can I make a career out of streaming on wow private servers
>>574811905xarethos is yeben and he reunited with who i assume is viira, it's why he doesn't play with uffie anymore. not hard to figure out when you look at who plays with who in the guild and you're not a tourist
not if they keep fucking crashing
Why'd nobody tell me you could just buy a full set of heirlooms?Now to make another 900g or something...
>>574816061>why'd nobody tell me the server is P2W?But I did.
>>574816061bruh I spent all my gold on all my alts randomly and didn't know about this shit
>>574815981and also a protip for you non developed detectives - it all always loops back to tauri. yebens main there is a female night elf death knight whose name starts with a p
>>574816061>>574816145tbf the heirloom gear sucks compared to blue gear of equivalent level. but it is better than nothing.
>>574816061It's faster to do it on the classless server because of Manastorm
>>574784672As expected from the clique.
