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chud
This bread will be butter
we need to agree what constitutes a loli/uma/is it cup size or is it height
I love kitasan BLACK>>574780426SALTED!
>>574780472the answer to that lies in your heart
Is there a something like a parent analyzer? Place where I can dump all my usable parents and It will tell me which one is the best to use?
>>574780472neither
Soon, the game will play itself. Botting isn't a problem if everyone becomes a bot.
wahey
Tachyon LOVE
I fucking hate all of you
>>574780472A loli is a loli if you can't tell the difference between a loli and a non loli it's your problem
I fucking all of you
>>574780552until the auto can make a good ace whats the point
>>57478069299% of the player base is casual and not hyper retarded mentally ill pedophile SEA player that give a shit about CM
>>574780609I rolled Flower, but skipped Sweep. Now regret missing one of the small uma.
If you don't understand what makes Marvelous Sunday a loli but not Inari One you don't deserve to post here
>>574780561love her pale thighs
>>574780472I follow the idolmaster teachingsUnder 149cm? 100% loli, no matter what, you can call them oppai loli, shortstacks, whatever you want, still loli.above 150cm? debatable things begin to happen, the real answer is in your heart and people will never agree on specifics escept when there is no debate (like nishino flower)
>>574780472
>>574780752>99% of the player base is casual and not hyper retarded mentally ill pedophile SEA playerThat's not what my Group A round 2 tells me.
>>574780752whats the point of doing any runs if you dont care about CM? The only other reason to play is to read the stories, which means a bot would be pointless
I'm still basking in the light of victory... I thought I would go through MANT period without ever winning a plat but I finally got it, and it's Ms Victoria debut to add. It feels very nice. Just this is enough to revitalize my love for this game
>>574780532Yeah, it's called ask your nonnies
>>574780795Except you're a fucking retard because long loli is 164cm and she's still a loli.
>>574780472ok i asked grok and it saidbelow 80 cup sizebelow 150cmAgnes Digital B: 74 143 cmBiko Pegasus B: 72 144 cmDaiichi Ruby B: 77 141 cmDream Journey B: 66 144 cmHaru Urara B: 74 140 cmMayano Top Gun B: 75 143 cmNarita Taishin B: 69 145 cmNishino Flower B: 67 135 cmRice Shower B: 75 145 cmSweep Tosho B: 72 139 cmTamamo Cross B: 71 140 cmTokai Teio B: 77 150 cmTwin Turbo B: 72 146 cm
>>574780752so true, but wheres your onige only cm plats?
>>574780472Lolis>Nishino>Maya>Biko>Sweepy>Double Jet>CurrenNot lolis>Digitan>Stego>Ulala>Tamachud>Akikawa>Marvelous>Raisu>Inari One
>>574780959and you are illiterate and can't read, I did not say otherwise, learn to read without seething.
Rura rabu
Rape chichi
>>574780992noyesyesnoyesyesnoyesnoyesnonono
>>574780389>>574780474uh oh mentally ill meltyyyyyyy
>bro needs a label so he can signal to the other uma enjoyers he enjoys the halal loli umaslolicons are the weakest race, they need to tell everyone else they are le hecking pedos 24/7 or they lose their edgy status, fucking reddit tier fetish manall the umas are underage, all of them get me hard, I'd fuck Creek and Sweepy on the same room while Tamachud watches
>>574781118This is also the transcript from when I assaulted ______
Still in Horny
>>574781040>Curren>Loli
>>574780532If you mean which one has the highest affinity for the uma you're planning to play as you can set the sort to affinity when you're picking parents. Chrono also has similar function when searching for borrows but you need to input your parents into the search
>>574780959Why did Gran steal her outfit and painted it red?
>>57478105324 years old by the way. She's not a loli though, despite being 143 cm.
>>574781118>no turbo>no rice>no digital???
>>574780945I love blob umas
>>574781056>>574781140>>574781159>>574781198You have a thread
>>574781218she's a lolibaba though?
>>574781162No I want grok to count the good whites and tell me which one is the best based on stars and rarity of the skill
tbf when i started watching anime i also despised the lolis and femboyish males most normies probably also hate those archetypes
>>574781257>>574781237sex with ruler and air
>>574781259This is home...
>>574781295No her name is Konomi Baba.
>>574781302Yeah that shit too complex, good luck with grok
>>574781229they just don't feel loli like to me desu i can see the argument for turbo and rice but digitan no way
You know I never really noticed until now but Light Hello has absolutely massive honkers, what the fuck.
Both my initial spark roll and reroll giving me turf is ridiculous
>>574781360Konomi Baba de lolibaba
>>574781302lol youd have to integrate with your deck and uma youre using then integrate the finder with an uma skill sim
>>574781390Ah yes, vibes... truly the most reliable of criteria.
>>574781259>You have a threadThanks!
>>574781040>Maya>loli>Marve>not a loliHoly retard
>>574781397>I never really noticed until now
I really, really need to ticket Kiseki. And then probably spark Taiho.
>>574781308being into femboys has been a very normie gag for like 3 years now.
Air Groove's sexo genes are too strong...
>>574781218This is Pasa btw
why is there no SEA horse in umamusume/?
>>574781397It's legit been half of the discussions about her
>>574781568>spe CHUD has a hot family>air has a hot family as well>stego has a bunch of mongoloids and a schizo
Everyone loves fillies but what about colts?
>>574781680Stego?
>>574781680chinks > sea monkeys
Special Week is pretty and cool and cute and sweet and adorable and and and
>>574781714They are also hot.
>>574781295>24 years old>baba
>>57478115390 percent of this games userbase are normies, yet they all goon over the umas despite the age thingi thought that was impossible in 2026
In Japan, Kitasan Black is considered to be an oppai loli
>>574781259I do here? Sick.
I want to marry loli Dia
>>574781040I will not recognize Curren as a loli. Haru, Marve, and Rice are loli enough for me.
The weak should fear the stronghttps://x.com/so__hotter/status/2079414690103628251
>>574781784one I wanna murder as she is dangerous as shitone I don't care forone is a reddit memethe rest I wanna fuck the shit out of
>>574781769i wonder what percentage of /uma/ is sea?
>>574781835Japan lost their authority on lolis after they changed their AoC and Club Points Laws
>Maya is a loli but not her bestie the same age as her
>>574781835I don't believe you. As we have seen a loli version of her.
>>574782059SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
IMPORTANT POLL, vote or you wont win the next 3 CM'shttps://poal.me/7btf5e
>>574782012who is it now then, lefty politicians that fuck 3DPD? seatards? who?
FUCK THE KASHIWA KINENFUCK THE KASHIWA KINENBURN DOWN THE KASHIWA KINEN
Haha! Trainer-san! Why are you wearing a dress? You're a boy, silly!
>>574782136Me
>>574781784We need to expand Tachyon and Gimlet's family
https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1https://jiggie.fun/0jmGY1
>>574782136seatards
i am 100% sure this person killed themselves after this
got 4 igniteds on one umapity about the low star level
Oh no, student LH is adorable.
>>574781937
>>574782345looks more rapeable here
>>574782330finally irrefutable evidence that wit is a meme
HEYHEY YOU!YES, YOU THERE!TITFUCK BOYSthat is all
>>574781937shakur ass will save the west.>>574781829I still think it's very funny that a very significant part of the english speaking fanbase is filled with people who will act as if being into the umas is actual irl pedophile behaviour while completely ignoring the fact that this is the same game that gives nearly every character's hip, waist and tit size. because surely the big gacha company would NEVER do such a thing as sexualize its characters.
>>574782331Only 1 ignited skill is good though
>>574782330>sprint A>bofanah son that's a TT, he couldn't care less
>>574782330nothing ventured truly was the most overlooked skill
>>574782330Your Oguri is unironically way better than this dogshit pace King Halo>>574782449You must really be shit at the game to think it has anything to do with wit
>>574782476Nah igwit is good for fronts, igpow is a good gambler's white accel, and igstam is a perfectly fine white heal.
>>574782345she looks even better in her uniform as an adult
>>574781259Don't open the game anymore once maintenance starts, for your health
>>574782330>festive miracle
>>574782330Almost losing to a tt honse would of been crazy, I think I would still kill myself getting that close
El Condor Gorda
>>574782651180 for a skill is so expensive tho
>>574782330you had more speed, of course you wonpags itt have tried to trick people into thinking other stats and even skills are important when in reality its just speed
>>574782143oooo
>>574782753It isn't 180 if you get a higher hint level
>>574782330>gourmand>breath of fresh air>the bigger picture>burning spirit wit goldthe elo of this lobby is correctly matched
>>574782330Why did you 2 have gold recovery tho lmao
>>574782702Grass's cake is pretty huge...
I have jp poster fatigue
>>574782670
>>574782330bro bought bofa and bigger picture
>>574782880why did they favourite they own post?
>>574782912They're just gonna ramp up their faggotry congrats
>>574782880legitimately i forgot about CM and i just printed a sprint oguri as fast as i could and grabbed whatever skills were available
Any uma that only craves man's touch? I hate queeers
>>574782839hehe...
>>574781714sexshi is hot THO
I have a tummy ache
>>574782998Mejiro Dober
>>574782998flower
>>574782995Glad it worked out for you grats never seen nothing ventured and past my limits before.
>mfw kicked out of ExcelUma
Is GL today?
>>574783064Mackie is hotter
>>574782998agnes digital
>>574783039 >>574782345>>574782670 >>574782595>>574783119sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>574783119tomorrow iirc
POST MORE LIGHT HELLO TO CURE THE THREAD
>>574783071you should eat some cummies to feel better
>>57478311928 hours, next NEXT banner reset time
How many hours until GL?
>>574782961Yeah they were quiet for a while because everyone just ignored them but I'm guessing some guy snapped and kicked the hornet's nest last thread?
you guys said this thread would be butter
First order of business when GL starts is updating your TT, yes?
>>574782330you guys forgot that "if losing, win" activates harder if you're losing harder
https://youtu.be/KC5DEhPK0zc
Aruvu you will hurt someone with those things.
STOP POSTING SEXY HAGS THAT ARE YOUNGER THAN ME>>574783284SALTED!>>574783313correct
waiting room for the burger thread
>>574780795Absolute retarded american mindset
>>57478325915
>>574782330>bofa>the bigger picture>burning spirit wit>sprint A>festive miraclenah he didn't give a fuck and just used a TT uma
>>574783313i havnt updated TT since launch and i still get 225 a week from it.
>>574781482Man how can people eat this stuff? Looks like it might give you diabetes in one bite
Rulership is not on Global and belongs in /umaJP/
>>574783483it's no different than eating a frosted cake dude
>>574783284Wait a bit more, umama will come soon
>>574783313>892kI'm chilling for another week
>>574783259like 28 or some shit
>>574783313yeah, you should use TT to learn the scenario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4
>>574783483theres a measure of how good food tastes and its called a calorie
>>574783313Damn right. Everyone gets concentration just by having Bourbon Wit so you need to be ahead of the rank inflation.
>>574783558Anon it's a Tuesday.
>>574783313pretty much since you will be waiting for a week for free rolls to end until you have your best deck
>>574783524We got busy until early morning yesterday so she won't come here any time soon, sorry
>>574783313Don't forget to borrow summer goldshis
I DON'T WANNA PLAY UNITY I WANNA PLAY GL NOOOOOOOOOW
>>574783661don't care, the song is funMARVELOUS TUESDAY!
Gallagher joins Barnet on loanLincoln defender Oisin Gallagher has signed a new contract until 2029 and joined Barnet on a season-long loan. It is the Republic of Ireland U21 international's sixth loan move away from the Imps.
>>574783516Rulership belongs on me
This thread will be butter even if I have to mold it that way with my bare fucking hands.Or something like that.
>>574783740Wait her tits actually are huge
>>574783752Uma?
sighhhhhguess I'll jerk off to light hello before her banner
>>574783661everyday is marvelous sunday time!
>>574783787SALTED! I wanna mold that boys thighs with my hands!>>574780561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Rq_EhDFlM
Festa is my favorite parent card that passive works so good
"Born to run," they said."Like riding a bicycle," they said.
>>574783752big if true
>>574783962is that?!
>>574783962Chotto
Wait you can find the Ms. Victoria screenshot in your folder lol
>>574783962oh my god
>>574783941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw>>574784006She gonna be riding my dick bicycle style
>>574783842
>>574784107I saw that
>victoria frontier an hero'dfuck...
With this 7 everyone gets a Tachyon and Hello MLBWith this 0 everyone has to spark for 1 Tachyon/HelloWith this 1 ONLY I get to MLB Tachyon and HelloWith this 2 Global diesWith this 3 Shiraoki-sama gifts us 2 sparks worth of carratsWith this 4 I'll lick the next anon's ballsWith this 5 [REDACTED]'s owner allows the rights to cygamesWith this 6 Teiobro diesWith this 8 unpaid daily carrats for a monthWith this 9 Nishino cum tribute
>>574783628neigha, Wit bourbon isn't for another 7 months and she gives you gold Groundwork, not Concentration. Stam Suzuka gives you Concentrationbaka baka O-BAKA
>>574783842Yeah?
>People have been gooning over Hellos giant tits and overall huge body for MONTHS now>People suddenly go "WOW SHE IS ACTUALLY HUGE WHAT THE HELL?"
>>574783962this is clearly edited. not necessarily because digitan isn't into girls but because she would be watching dober and another uma instead of participating herself.
>>574784320youre asking to get raped arent you
>>574784358I was confused for a bit reading that as Helios
I drank too much with my friend
>>574784402Bamboo!
>>574784432
>>574784358New scenario is always a good time for new players to jump in. They can reroll until they MLB the scenario cards so their newbie experience is not Mr CBT and save for 4 months, only then their career truly starts.
Hello!
>>574783727I'm sure she'll do her runs before maintenance and post here while doing them
>>574784437did you and your friend, you know, give me details
>>574784320>neighaGo back
>>574784402There is nothing in the world worth getting this happy over.
>>574784647neigher.
aieeee I just wanted to watch Ms Victoria on the big screen
>>574784557>New scenario is always a good time for new players to jump in.imagine jumping in at the start of mant lmoa
>>574784692Wrong! You just posted her
>>574784591whoreslutskank
just tried linux lads.its shit. uninstalled tomorrow.
>>574780472If we go by height, I believe the current loli list in Global is as depicted. Not pictured is:>Rice Shower>Tokai TeioUp for debate is:>Marvelous Sunday (Oppai Loli)>Narita Taishin (shota)
lost group A but I've been getting third in group B so 1200 carats is 1200 carats
>>574784848which umas are pure, not slutty and have never thought of anything in a sexual way
>Mayano isn't cut-
>>574784549tama is such a slut
OGURI EATS OUT TAMA EVERY NIGHT THATS WHY THE DORM ROOMS ARE LOUD AS FUCK EVERY NIGHT!OGURI IS A CARPET MUNCHER AND TAMA LIKES IT BECAUSE OGURI EATS OUT LIKE A FAT FUCK!
>>574785015Kitasan Black
So how many pulls are youse doing tomorrow
>>574784968whens haru getting a new outfit. that ones too boyish
>>574780992dream journey is the flattest in this list, and she is not even the smallest one uooooh
>>574785092as many as i have to to get the cards i need...w-we only need 1lb light hello right?
>>574785015Curren
>>574785149tf is boyish about buruma you fag
>>574785036e
>>574785047This is true, but not in a gay way like you say.
>>574785015Kitamama
>>574784841true..
>>574785092200
>worried I was gonna lost CM because my oguri was the only one without head on>was like nah not gonna happen>3x deboofer lobby>oguri got lucky pace oh shit>my other paces get pace down because other umas dont have GW nor uma stan>their curren get perfect procs>if losing win procs, win>also find out later their dominator didn't procTHANK YOU OGURI CAP
>>574785092All in.
are we all over the leo cup results?
>>574785092For me, it's 100 to 150 depending on how many free pulls are announcedIf I get one or two Tacchy I'm splurging all the way to 300-350 and maybe a crystalIf I get nada or one or two Herro I'm staying at 200 and borrowing Tacchy for 4 months
>>574785483On one hand, oguri users dont deserve to win CMbut on the other hand debuffers deserve it even less
>>574785092650
>>574783661
Personally, I'm ears
>>574785092Planning to pull 400, hopefully I won't need beyond that.
>>574784647I got a vacation for using what I'd prefer to say, blame the tranny jannies
>>574785092400 but i'm prepared to just afk the scenario if i get less than 3 tachyons
sneed.
>>574785092I've planned 400. After the free pulls, I'll go to spark and see what the damage is. If it's good, I'll dump another 200. If it's shit............fuck.PLEASE DON'T FUCK ME OVER, SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>574784323sexoooo
>>574785092However many I need, I got 120k+ ready to go. Gonna wait for the free pulls, naturally.
>>574782330>sub-target stamina>nothing venturedBASEDOguri deserves the win.
>>574785504No, I'm still enjoying the feeling of having avoided complete humiliation. HIBIKIWATARE GAIKA YOOO.
>>574785508You're getting 100 pulls on Tachyon/Hellohttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/20778834745354898785:55
>>574785092200 just to get LH to start rawdogging GL
do still try and fill bubbles even this late in the final year? or should I just go for most stats gain?
>>574785092i don't have enough rolls to spark so i will probably only use the free rolls
>>574786207NTA but according to some anons JP also had the same banner and their rolls were 50:50 to Light Tachy and Teio Turbo or 60:40 I don't remember wellWould be nice as fuck if it's 100 for the former tho
>>574786312BWO your wit...
>>574786378we got special treatment for the riko rice banner with more pulls than what nips got, maybe it's a same situation
>>574786303
>>574786207That's the same image JP had and they didn't get all 100 on light hello
>>574785092Maybe 100-200, less if it's going well. 10x free 10-pulls could do a lot (or no) lifting, so best to see what that does.
>>574786405>he still falls for the wit memeits not 2025 anymore bro
>>574786207retard
Are you gonna run a few last minute manual parent runs before they get auto'd til eos?
>>574786453What's the deal with green?
>>574785149Only the top half, the lower half is peak cute.
But if you MLB Tachyon what do you even borrow then
>>574784139wtf shes naked
>>574786582It's funny
when's the maintenance
>>574786610wit teio
Mabe's always been oppai loli, any other interpretation is cope.
>>574786610Wit Teio
>>574786303why is she embarassed she has a turbo slut cheerleader alt
>>574784572Your Marusexy posts are seen and appreciated anon.
>>574786610teio wit
>>574786449i forgot we got more freebies during Riko Rice, hopefully they do the same
>flower late starts>taiki and oguri proc groundwork>taiki pulls out her gun (intimidate) and commits murder-suicideI almost feel bad for the poor guyThank you to the curren poster who warned me about bringing intimidate
>>574786582Blue Teio... need ...
>>574786610Summer Maru since I didn't roll for her, I'm gonna roll on the rerun
>no grand live>no CMwelp, time for a vacation
>>574786610Teio WIT for aces. Nishino WIT for TT pacers
>>574786914>spade
>>574780795so by our definition this is 100% a loli while abby is debatable
I HATE FREE SUPPORT BANNER PULLSWHEN DO WE GET FREE UMA BANNER 10 PULLS NEXT?
>>574786742>>574786750>>574786796but i mlb'd both fm and cbt
>>574786449We WILL get 100 on the 3 goddesses mark my words
Your sashes. Hand them over.
>>574786405I'm using 3 wit cards and Oguri doesn't have any bonus wit training.
Honestly I'd be happier getting spooked by Neicha wit than rolling Tachyon at this point. I still have my 1st anni selector so I would gladly use both selectors and a crystal to get her to 3lb and have the best late surger wit card.
>>574787045Then borrow Super Creek>why Super Creekhehe
Help me, /umama/. I want an uma wife, but I don't want my wife to be bisexůal.
>>574787127My rickey was made with integrity and my danchou is proud of me. This is built upon lies and is deserving of a kick
>>574787127rickey rickey! requests brickey!
oguris
>>574786610welfare bourbon
What card are we picking for the 1.5 anni selector?
>>574786668explain how its funny without sounding mad
>>574780472age, retardmidgets aren't lolis
>>574787309Summer Maru, I only got her to 0LB with pink tickets.
nom nom nom
>>574787127I've just been farming sashes with Oguri Fat
>>574786453>>574786582>>574786668reminds me of that simpsons yter that colors everything green to avoid copyright
>>574787320>explain a jokeNo? If you don't like it then that's your opinion
>>574787309summer maru most likely
>>574787309smaru, would like to get her to 3lb
>>574781397>>574783842They don't call her "B95" for nothin'Good afternoon, I'm retarded. Can someone please tell me how many hours til her banner?
>>574787406OGURI NO THAT'S YOUR FRIEND
>>574785514invincible edit ahh pose
>>574787309For me, it's 3lb CBT or 2lb HagHopefully I get spooked in either before
>>574787309I have 3LB Smaru so her
Now that MANT is over, are clocks still worth buying? Will they ever be useful again?
Sorry danchou but assassins creed unity calls for me
>>574785514she's so hot
>>574787127Sure, not like I need them
>>574787573Like 17.5h
>>574787309Depending on what I'll get on the LH banner
>>574787648Good question. Does auto parenting ever even use them?
>>574787406Oguri would probably do this
why does light hello look more mature than umas that are ACTUAL hags except for maybe saint lite, i thought umas aged at an extremely low speed
>>574787309I don't know, I didn't pull C.B or S. Maru3LB Creek maybe?
>>574787309If I get a Maru or CB spook during the LH banner then those, otherwise I'll just make my Creek 3LB
>>574787504>without sounding mad
umas with the emotional range portrayed in this single panel
>>574787648You don't need to buy clocks you will never ever use them again>>574787793Maybe she's ancient, like Showa Era ancient
>>574787127Bad club member, deserves kick.>>574787423Good club member, deserves promotion.
>>574787347I only jack off to midget lolis though. And Land the Land Before time characters.
>>574787309Honestly don’t knowI have MLB Kita, Creek, Neicha and FinemoDidn’t play in the past 3 months so I don’t really have any card to finish up or whatever
hi my name is mad and i like sounding myself
>>574785883umas most likely to sneedpost?
>>574787218play another game or interpret every blatantly homosexual line in the game as just being overly friendly.and pretend that the female trainer option isn't real.
>>574787926special week
>>574787916
>>574787826T.M. Opera O
jacking off to the one light hello doujin online
>>574785092400. I have never pulled more than a single copy of a target SSR card in 400 pulls, so I'm pretty nervous.>>574787683Thanks! Hope you get lucky
>>574787794nevermind
>>574787863>And Land the Landis this tagalog?
>>574787793Tracen has an anti-aging barrier (for Umas)Once Umas graduate and leave they start aging normally
>>574788113The land before time, fuck
>>574787826Unironically Taishin
Anons I'm trying to cope with cards lb so that I can pull more umas, I cannot find a guide saying what LBs are acceptable for which cards so this is just me checking gametora and seeing when "something new appears" or the lack of thereof... but is it enough to just own the power cards like nishino or tama, and guts like orfe or stego? or do we actually train power and guts in the future and we need these mlb?
Dear auto enjoyers. I compiled a list of skills you should set up in your auto settings, that you can get with rng events or first chains. OR means pick one, because they collide. REMOVE means the same but you shouldn't be needing both of them anyways, but i included it just incase. Remember to reference it with your uma's events, your card events and your scenario's events so you don't brick yourself accidentally. Anyways, enjoy and happy autoing soon! >https://rentry.co/UmaAutoSkills
>>574787950Holy depression
Light Hello Sexo
>>574787826sirius
>>574787648Are you really that low on money that you need to think about these
light hello niggas when they meet dark hello
>>574787957
How much longer must I wait for the new scenario? I want to get drunk with this uma hag FUCK
>>574787826doto when you tell her that criminals should go to jail
>>574788315>focus and groundwork collideHuh?
>>574788432dark goodbye*
>>574788506Smart Falcon's first chain
orenji
GL is releasing only 14 hours after maintenance retards
>>574788319what are you trying to say to me, anonymous
>>574788570I thought MANT started on new day?
I'll be that guy that gets to two days before next CM and starts asking how to manual GL because I've been autoplaying up til then.
im starting to empathize with pedophiles
>>574788570
>>574788642i want to be that guythats the chad way to play
>>574787826opera as portrayed in road to the top
>>574788573sex with LH's boobssex with LH's mouthsex with LH's umankosex with LH's thighssex with LH's ass cheeks
>>574788642>>574788736Literal NPC behavior
>>574788532So if you're using a card with two skills on different choice paths and you tell the auto to prioritize both, it causes issues? What if I want focus from like a Suzuka speed or something.
so what do we do until tomorrow
>>574788812Umasturbate
>>574788762nah thats TT players
>>574788812why not whore ourselves
>>574788812im playing through the careers and watching the story episodes for umas i didnt have time to try in MaNT
Why is Teio wit goodI feel like there's nothing to borrow apart from Tacchy if you already have acceptable Creek and two wit ssrs
>>574788762People who pretend they won't be autoing parents will be autoing parents in a week or so once they get their ego flex out of their system.
>>574788315i'm very confused, are you saying that on auto you can get skills you woudln't get from cards/scenario/uma?
>>574788887NEED to BREEDmy condolences for being off by one
>15 posts>go for a shit>400 poststhread is fast today
>>574788941You missed the point entirely, congrats
>>574788932i’ll take uhhhhhhh 4 chicken mayo and a small vanilla milkshake
>>574788791Its less about "causing issues" and more about priority. If you pick both, but you care about GW more... And auto picks focus from falcos's event instead, it's kinda annoying.
>>574788812Make great grand parents with racing stamina and racing power
>>574789046It was kinda fun but it went overboard quickly
>>574789036Chron-O-John
I pre-ordered Smart Falcon, Mayano Cat and Hishi Miracle figgies. Good Nishino Furawa figgy when?
>>574788315enjoy the gold kind stranger
>>574788932I'm gonna be real with you anon, if you have a good deck you can roll for the 2LB LH (0LB is fine but yeah) and borrow Tachyon speed, you can just save your carats or roll for umas.If you have KSB + FM + NN/CB + Super Creek + S.Maru (0/1LB) you can safely skip Tachyon speed and save for the Ramonu into Pasa into specialized banner of your choice rape that is going to happen by the start of next year.
>>574788975Auto simulates a run - so it simulates card events too. Including random cards too, like in a normal run.
>>574788932Track specific gold skill cards like nishino wit or power ruby are what you borrow.
>>574788932Professor of curvature and stat output on par to the current best SSRs
>>574789182how can teenagers even compete?
>>574787659She's just a filly
>tell me what to borrow>no you cannot post that>uwaaah tell me what to do>give me mommy, give me milkiesDid a nursery raid the thread or something?
>>574788890Most people hornypost about several different umas already. You're whores. You're ALL whores.
>>574788932its as good as fine arguablybut is it worth the 60k? nyo
>>574788932Whales can use SMaru Tachyon + teio wit and not lose professor
>>574789234yeah lemme get uhhhhh 3 sausage egg mcmuffins 2 double espressos and an apple pie
>>574789108Oh ok, so if there's a skill you want in the sparks or the parent is a dead run, don't pick skills that would cause the auto to potentially choose the other path, got it.
>>574789310Now she's hotter
>>574788932It's for people who want to use Tachy, Maru and still have Prof
Bed breaking all night long sex with Mejiro Ryan
>>574789349Ok but can I get a mommy..
>>574789352Kingu sexo
>>574789429>>574789460why wouldn't you use kita + smaru + tachyon? 1600 speed is a hard stat to get
>>574789494She’s so fucking hot
>>574789497
>>574789613If your uma has 14%+ spd growth you can get away with 2 spd. Especially when you need a flex slot for something like creek
https://litter.catbox.moe/yv11e2.jpgmaking some uma sloppa
i only hornypost about kingu
>>574789349>>give me mommy, give me milkiesI say this!
>>574789349>Did a nursery raid theSince tumblr shutdown, yes
>>574789594Light Hello has a booru and pixiv tag
>>574789743i thought the tumblr thread was the deltarune general
>my trainee before I make her race from early October to late December
>>574789747Light Hello has mommy energy? interesting
>>574789727This but with Mejiro Ryan
>>574789825That's the only one that is adamant about it, the rest are filled with edgy tumblerites and redditors
>>574788684why would you empathize with normalfags
>>574789743tumblr is a man loving website. no one here is seriously posting over there.
>>574785092140 I guess. Then wait for the free pulls. then do more as necessary.Committed to 400 pulls anyway, so maybe I might as well just go all in to 340.Can go to 600 if needed
>>574789349What's a good uma daycare?
uma that would enjoy death metal the most?
>>574790045Curren changBecause she's a poser that does popular things to appeal to masses
>>574789723More sex
>>574789882would you trust this woman with a child?
>>574790043We need to pick out daycares and schools and doctors and dentists and aiiieeee this is too sudden
>>574786610Anything I want at that point
>>574790045Belno. Bonus: you get to hear it during sex too
>>574790216Yeah like 6 of mine
are frontchuddies good in CM after the xog? i want to build a front team
>>574790306She took my virginity during a heavy metal concert..
Do Umas never age up after their grown to a certain point? Do we get something like Mature Ulala?
I didn't realize songs in the concert theater could be locked. I assume the one on the left is from the main story (which I haven't finished yet). Do i really have to place first in a CM just to get Ms. Victoria?
>>574790343if you have the right setup triple front is the most oppressive running style
>>574790413it's locked for everyone, even for those who won. it should unlock for everyone eventually.
>>574790343Fronts are the only thing that's consistently viable against the Kaibatsu and they're strong at every distance except sprints (until they release the front made for sprints)
>bf won sprint cm with Rickey>wants me to get her cosplay but I won with oguri cap..
>>574790413Ms Victoria is free for everyone later
How is Tazuna as fast as Light Hello if she's just a regular human?
>>574790620Make him cosplay oguri
>>574790413>>574790572one anon said it's locked so people don't fake recordings of CM, which sounds fucking surreal but i believe itor it's just being saved until the GL update
>>574790216I will trust her with myself (a manchild) and we'll see how it goes from there.
uma most likely to derail the thread with offtopic posts, attentionwhoring or flamebait?
>>574790606>KaibatsuKaibutsu
>>574790717She’s probably just really strong, just like Aoi.
>>574790343They might not be as powerful after the buffs to OYL and Head-on, but they will remain competitive for the time being
>>574790397Cute
>>574790806Curren
>>574790806Sakura Chiyono O
>>574781714It's ok Orfv course corrected
>>574790606>>574790846alright cool, i'll build XOguri for CM17 and then try fronts for CM18
>>574790806>offtopic postsShakur shilling linux every chance she gets>attentionwhoringcurren>flamebaitidkMost I could think about is Taishin flaming people after beating them in a PVP match
>>574790806Winning Ticket
>>574790606Who's the front made for sprints?
>>574789349>give me mommy, give me milkies
>>574788932There's a lot of niche cards that you can borrow depending on what you're training for.Nishino wit for Determined descent, for a couple of CMs, Ruby Power, Kris S stam, Helios speed, etc.Kind of how the games going to be. You get the generic good cards so you can borrow the niche ones
>>574790806Curren.
do you read Falcoposts with Falco squeaky voice?
>>574790346Your fault for the way you were dressed and going places where no one can hear you...
why does /uma/ love curren so much?
>>574789349many are saying this
>>574791121DOBER-SAN I LOVE YOU
>>574790814Had a brainfart there. Thank you Falco.>>574790996Aston Machan.
>>574791123Only the "HOeeeehH, ArigatoooOU" whenever anons post that, such a funny line by the birb
>>574791148Shes an e girlAnd we are simps.
>>574789735Gentil muscle mommy
>>574789349I know what I'll be borrowing for cms and did enough research on the new scenario to have a good general idea on how to play it, but I'll still gladly take those mommy milkies if someone is offering.
>>574790869>>574790953
come here nonny
Narita Brian
>>574791581Yes, mommy
>>574791581I'm learning to like being called nonny
>>574791581Don't call me that. I'm 35 years old
You're a grown man, you no longer need mommy milkies
3 hours until YOUR Ms Victoria goes awayrecheck your recordyou can still reshoot it
>>574791581no!!! nonny is acting bratty today!!!!
>>574791581uid?
>>574791719I don't need a billion dollars either, but that doesnt mean I'll say no when offered
>>574791720I did not record itI will simply get another
Let me try it too.Ahem. Can I get a smooch, nonny?
>>574791581ok.. i'm coming
>>574791581ok.. i'm cumming
>>574791790*rapes you*
>>574791123I like to imagine every post in their respective uma's voice. It's humorous. It brings me joy in this fucked up chud life.
alright lad? come an get yer milkies my son
>>574791720did the fix the glitchy name display?
Soon
>>574791987IKU YOOOO
>>574791581yes, i'm coming
>>574792001pfftno?
>>574791987Nah this bitch is ugly as fuck
>>574791920She’s the best
>>574791719I could live to be 100 years old and I'll still need my mommy (Creek).
Good night friends!!
>>574792225but its only 8pm...
>>574792225gn amigo
>>574791631>>574791646>>574791672>>574791757>>574791767>>574791808>>574791865>>574792127gentildonna is not your mommy
>>574791131But I wore the clothes she picked for me and followed her when she said she wanted to show me something nice... how could this happen to me..
>>574792312Yeah that's why I told her not to call md that
>>574792225Sayonara babydachi-dono
>>574792312And that's okayI just want her to hug/kiss/cuddle with me. And have sex with me too.
>>574792373
>>574792312yeah that’s why i asked for her uid so i can block her
You are a third rate trainer and this CM proved it.
Why doesn't it work when I do it
www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1dnhx5w/en_release_megathread/look how happy we all were just 2 years ago...where did it all go wrong?
>>574791987>>574791581>flirting>>574791790>sexual harassmentLearn the difference, it could save your life.
>>574792312I know, I already have a mother whom I love dearly, no one can replace her.I'm just starting to come around to being called Nonny.
>>574792312Jokes on you, I'll turn her into one!
>>574792516next time do it with a Still image and be more flirty.
Hello.You little shy motherfuckers.
>>574792509i havnt done a run since mant dropped. id have been fired as a trainer months ago. the umas would be beating on my door and complaining to the higher ups about their deadbeat trainer
>>574792568ew, I would never lurk or use redditwell I did back in the day, but we all used r/jailbait
>>574792516Try posting a mommy uma instead of a daughter uma next time
>>574791581MY GENTLE WIFE
>>574792629You like being called a pedo?
>>574792509>third rate trainerGo back to your board
Can i even afford to do ONE cheeky tenner on the rickey banner?burn all of my remaining pink scout tickets?
>>574792748wait they deleted it?why?
>>574792804Kind of. My friends do it all the time and it's funny.
>>574792823Do two cheeky tenner with tickets, don't touch carats
/sp/ taught me everyone who is bald is a terrible trainer in all sports and a bald fraud, so take that for what you will bald /uma/ denizens
>>574792858think for a minute why would delete a forum about allegedly naked girls that appear juvenile in age
>>574792509I re-ran the finals match 50 times and my ace won 35 of them. I think I just got robbed.
>>574792823next must roll is Kitasan blancoand she's not THAT far awayHODL
>>574793008bald fraud won the world cup though
>>574792568If i were paying attention then i would be super surprised at the steam part of the english releasebut the english release alone would have me pissed wondering what the lag time was between Grubble's english translation and initial release, knowing Cygames has done this before and didn't try and get on the ball for a global Uma earlier
Puppy-chan
>>574792568But I'm still happy?
>>574793058>grubble and umahow do you have time for 2 part time jobs at once
>>574793058also how they gave priconne to cr*nchyroll and gave dragalia to n*ntendoi guess uma just somehow lucked out and dodged the minefield of cygames cancer
>>574786405sometimes you lowroll witit happens, anon
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>574793363FUCK why does little cocon mog her so fucking hard bros?
what the fuck is a nonny
*chu*>>574793457It means nonce, retard, dumbass.
>>574793457it's a kind of food
>>574786610more like what WOULDN'T I borrow, my deck is so weak I don't even have Finemo, for crying out loud.
>>574791790hey
>>574793457nobody knows, but its provocativeit gets the people going
>>574793145i burned out around 2019 and had no expectation that CyGames would rope me back in againThen Uma exploded in JP and all i thought was "really? this sort of IP is what's saving CyGames' asses?" and didn't bother investigating furtherAnd then Uma global hit and Uma exploded AGAIN and thought fuck you CyGames im gonna see what's so fucking special about this shit...and now i've been here for the last year
So.....Why do you play gacha games when you could just goon to the porn?
>>574793457pedophile
>>574793457its what you call an anon when you want to roleplay as the older woman in a straight shota scene with themits secret lingo. like how when you suspect someone is a tranny you call them nona instead.
>>574793457im pretty sure its slang for the N word>>574793572based.
>>574793457Nonke (ノンケ) is a Japanese LGBTQ+ slang term that translates to "straight" or "heterosexual".
no more gay rp, behave
>>574793703FALCO TUMMY AND HAG SAGGERS
>>574793729I say this all the time
>>574793703she (light hello and not that ugly bitch smart falcon) is so hot
>>574793457It's that El Chavo character, the fatty rich kid. Every time someone calls you nonny they're calling you fat.
>game freezes on this frame
>>574793703gomen falco..
which uma has the saggiest udders, where she may trip over them mid race if not for her industrial strength bra
>>574793829kissies?
>wit teio But do we need her?
>>574793064no u
>>574793921No
>>574793620>its what you call an anon when you want to roleplay as the older woman in a straight shota scene with themhot.
>>574793921if you want to abandon kitait's buhi territory
>>574793865kissing your run goodbye
>>574793910kill yourself
>>574790437>>574790343I had great success with 2 front + 1 hybrid/late previous cms, but I can never make 3 fronts work. Its still too early to tell how will the whole thing go after GL hits.
>>574793910>>574794038YOU CANT KILL YOURSELF
>>574793614uma porn is banned
post something cute
>>574794286sure
>>574793895Her back is so strong because she has to carry these huge milk filled saggers
>>574793931
>>574793910rapes you. not in a funny haha way either. rapes you in a way that leaves you psychologically crippled for the rest of your life.
>>574793614the game is hotter than any r34 shit 'artists' come up with that's why
>>574794286
>>574793614what is it with you gooner zoomer toomers that all you can do is GOON and think about SEX SEX SEX while sitting on your phones in your basement, never talking to any of your ""friends"" in real life and only through phones?
You guys should be nicer to me
>>57479439423
>>574793931>>574794376That aquarium event is the best
Who should i pick? Is it Oguri right? Or should i wait?I already have spechud
>>574793931>>574794376I love her.
>>574793910Just for once I'll entertain you so come at me and kiss me but don't be weird about it.
>>574794576Pick who you like
>>574794576Your favorite. In terms of meta Oguri Taiki or Suzuka
>>574794576theyre all bad at this pointpick your favourite
>>574794506Unc you already sound like a grandpa
>>574794625I don't have the kissy face Chiyo pic saved on this phone
>>574794576Oguri Cap is the best uma the game ever made, if you don't have an oshi you'd rather use the ticke on, pick her. You won't regret it.
>>574792312why are you playing with my feelings?
>This is the independent/auto run in GLSo... You can do aces with it?
>>574794791>theyre all bad at this pointHOWEVER
>>574794948yes
>>574794821Stop leading people on you fake gay faggot
>>574794974:D
>>574794838I wish they liked cock
Oh wait, is the Throne card still a good borrow for medium TT runs?
>>574794838
planning on dumping 400 pulls into light hello/tachyon. should i also pull on smaru/finemo rerun if i don't have either?
>>574794974>57 more daysassuming she doesn't spook me on any free pulls, September 15, Feast of Our Lady of Sorrows, will be a glorious day indeedI kinda regret deleting my alt account, I had Hishiama, Finemo, Falco, and Oguri)
I wish they actually made the .5 Anni Uma Selector early so I can shell out $20 for Summer Goldship
>>574795195If you play fronts then getting Maru is a food idea, FineMo sees less usage after Gl ends.
>>574795195no
>>574795238Trainer is so fucking gay
>>574794576Depending on your autism levels you should just forget you have that until you have all launch period 'default' 3*'s except for one, and use the ticket on the one you're missingOr use it when you're close to quitting and enjoy one more new uma career on your way out or maybe it will manage to keep you on instead
Has anyone here won any CM at all with OG opera?
>>574795356Trainer wants to keep his job
>>574795442I won with NYopera if that counts
>>574795238It would be heavenly if she were actually straight
>>574795442base Opera will supposedly make a comeback for the L'Arc CM of all thingsWas wondering why Condor Pasa wasn't one of the strong picks for it
Do we get an uma selector this anni?
>>574795750nyo...
I can't believe I still don't have Rickey in over 100 pulls... I am cursed...
how much time does an average GL run take to complete?
How goes the Daily Legend Races, anon? For me, I'm still over 60 days away from getting Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>574795750Free? No. Paid? Also no.
>>574795442This is as close as i've come to winning CM with OG Ope
Please call me Tawake
>>574795889Retard
>>574795845I'm 60 days away from Rudolf Though I'm tempted to complete maruzen first because she is like 50 days away
DID YOU KNOW IN OOMAMUSUMAY umas owe me sex
>>574795816Account Brickey!
>>574795816which umas did you get instead?>>574795845seyun sky in 20 days, then digitan in ~30
Stego cute
>>574795816rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574795956Thanks
>>574795879dotos tits are so big and bouncy goddamn
>>574796017>which umas did you get instead?it doesn't matter... nothing matters anymore...
>>574796008her tits captivates me
>there are still anons here who believe the 400 pulls gaslight
>>574796107true, definitely not enough pulls
>>57479584539 days to obuhi cap14 days to operao42 days to banahyde
>>574796107I got Riko through pity pulls
WAIT>Agnes tachion SSR>you cant use based Agnes Tachion SR WTF I SHOULD DO BWOS
>>574796107what is life without a little bit of gambling
>>574796107Lucklets shouldn't be playing RNG games.
>>574796232You already have MLB Finemo + MLB Bourbon/NN/CB, right anon...?
>>57479584549 days to Fuji Kiseki
>>57479584557 days till Oguri, 63 for Flash and Digitan, 68 for Fuji, 64 for OG Bourbon, 101 for OG Teio. I'll get Oguri and then shoot for Fuji until they reset and I gain access to Brian's races in mid-November.
>>574796321>You already have MLB Finemo + MLB Bourbon/NN/CB, right anon...?No
>>574795638she's a Dyke?
>>574796107>bad luck doesn't exist
>>574795845I'm 46 away from Oguri cap but I don't careI'm 284 away from 5* Seiun Sky and that's who I'll race every single day for the next 284 days
>>574796232Your Tachyon SR replacement, sir. I'm doing daily pulls on her, really tempted to do a tenner since I got plat and on the sheet I always put 3rd place.
>>574795675i cant look at those style of pantsu without thinking sumo wrestler
WWYD
>>574796618link it
>>574796107what's the gaslight? That you're guaranteed MLB in 400 rolls? You have a ~58% chance to MLB on 400 pulls, ~94% chance to MLB on 600 pulls, but anyone who's been here longer than 5 minutes should remember the buhi who spent $2000 on the Kitasan banner and never saw a single copy, he MLB'd her through pities. 5 kitas, $400 per 30k carats, 5 pities to MLB. This is what is possible when rolling for supoka.
>>574796618keep pulling until 600 like I planned
>>574796618Keep pulling, I have almost 800 saved up.
>>574796687It's on gametora, banner 55,swap to JP
She's so...
>>574796694>>574796502Is he still playing
reminder that this doesnt count as the first ms victoria cm because the concert is bugged
>>5747966189s
>>574796787Her first meal in the past 4 days...
Both her and her alt. That's funny.
>>574795195If you have 0 copies of Finemo it's probably not worth the investment at this point. Too close to Ramonu.Smaru you can get her with the GL selector, and a crystal or use the next selector with the next scenario. Since she's good at 1LB. You don't really need her though if you have both Tachyon and Kita.If you really need a wit card Mr CB is an easier investment, since she's also pretty good at 1 LB
>>574796618Looks about right.
>>574796008I like her better without that
3LB ZRR SpeedMLB Curren WitGL will be comfy
>>574796502I played FGO and know of other Cygames gachas. I know for sure bad luck and rigging exist
>>574796107i managed to MLB Narita Taishin (unvoluntary) and Mayano Top Pit with something around 300 pullsIt really depends... one can only hope.
I don't run fronts and in fact I hate fronts. Even just making fronts for TT kind of disgusts me. With that, I can cleanly ignore S.Maru speed right?
It's out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6itYQabjnUA
>>574794506UNC crashing out lmao
>>574794506/uma/ are my friends
>>574797661isnt there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>574797619Cheval milking my dick dry with her big boobs
>>574794613I love you.
>>574797532>boywife winningHappy for her
>>574796618Better than me
>>574796618Go to at least 400 like planned
>>574797890God the rates for this game are.awful.
>>574797619Fun fact: Cheval Grand means Big Milkers
>>574797890>dia x3wow it's just like the kitasan banner!
>>574794506whats wrong with a little cheeky gooning anon?
the tachy/LH banner will be my first time pulling on for cards and I plan on sinking probably 400+ rolls into it cus I heard it would be worth it. can I expect to get some other decently useful SSR or SR cards here and there during the pulls or how does it work? I have basically no other cards other than the free story cards
>>574797481Yeah. She was a cheaper option because she still has very good stat output at 1LB, but she's not mandatory
>>574798172whats wrong is youre not doing it with me
>>574797890I'd actually be kind of stoked about the 3x Dia but woof that is some seriously bad luck otherwise. At that point even 600 has a possibility of fucking you.
>>574797481It's a nice-to-have stat stick for other strategies since most of the power of the card is front-loaded. But if you have other options then I guess you can skip her
>>574798206hmmm nyoeven if you did pull a "good" random SSR it's useless unless you have 5 copies of it
/uma/ are my mortal enemies.
>>574797980>>574798158>the next pulls are actually way betterI see... The secret to good pulls... Is to pull more...
How many carats is 400 pulls?
/uma/ is someone i don't love, but also don't hate
>>574798396At least 150
>>574782287cant connect and cant make rooms, jiggie down?
>>574798420I want to give Sirius and Ramonu a million smug babies
>>574798480Reconnecting, attempt 1...
>>574797825Ardan...
>>574797980These are cherry picked worst case scenario examples
>>574798469150K?
what if i dont get any in first 200
>>574798698you take your 0lb light hello and you stop pulling
brat
>>574797890what tool are you using? Gametora's doesn't have the Tachyon/Hello banner yet, it's stuck on Manhattan SSR/Seiun Sky Wit SR https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gacha
>>574796618i dont need this stress man
>>574798661I pulled to 400 a couple of times and got some pretty bad looking results for a bunch of em.
What are the odds of pulling 2 (two) copies of Tachyon in 400 pulls, /uma/?
>>574798767whats she laughing about
>>574798206>can I expect to get some other decently useful SSR or SR cardsYeah especially SR cards if it's your first time investing a lot of pulls in a banner.Getting some good speed and wit SRs to MLB makes a big difference.Most SSRs you probably won't get enough copies to be that useful, but there's some exceptions that have good gold skills or are decent enough at lower LBs
>>574798663Maybe
>>574798836Swap from Global to Japan
>>574798919Theres calculators for this
>>574799070made for eloping after 3 years
>>574797619>>574798349>>574798563>>574798698>>574799181sex
>>574798846i dont need this stress man
>>574799137So stop panicking.
Stop using gacha sims you're destroying your luck
>>574796618>wasting your luckngmi
>>574796618Should I keep going?
>>574798836This>>574798946Why use many word when few word do trick
>>574799331i'd just use a crystal there and bag it
>>574799289How else are they going to build up luck?
>>574798361>>574798924hopefully I'll at least get anything better than the starter stuff. if I see promising returns I will probably just keep rolling for more secondary cards even if I get tachy and LH. good to know at least, thanks
>>574799331I kept going, though I hit reset on accident.
>>574799289If gacha sims can destroy luck they can also create luck
>>574799289Sims aren't real, because the results of those are more generous than the actual thing
>>574799289wrong actually the sim says I will get jack shit so then my real pulls have to be good
will quit depending on how the banner gacha goes
Hey, alright
repeatedly slapping my balls to build up luck
>>5747992897 and you're wrong
How long till Tachion? Is is like 25 hours?
>Saved for 400 but midway from 200 to 400 i hit thisgood dilemma to have
>>574799331>shakur witIt doesn't matter if you MLB all the meta cards at this point. You have been marked all your runs will be giga lowrolls.
GODDAMN FUCK THESE RATESthis is still as good as I'd hope for, 3 Tachyons + 3 Light Hellos in 400 pulls = mlb Tachyon and 2lb Light Hello. I'll fucking take it.
>45k caratsI'm not pulling. Fuck this.
>>574796618well damn
>>574799823dude if that happens to you . . . yeah I'd be tempted to use a crystal too.
YOU FOOLS IF YOU GET A GOOD ROLL IN THE GACHA SIM THAT MEANS IT WONT HAPPEN IN THE GAME
>>574800025if this happened to me I would end it all
600 pulls and a crystal I can't fail
>>574799682BWOS?!??!!
genuine, not memeing question. i have like 150k or so right now, will the anniversary give me enough to pull for Rickey right now if I also want to pull on tachy/lh, smaru/fm both trying to MLB, then 1LB creek/cb adn eventually go for ramonu?
>>574799784I need to be raped by all three
Pretty Derby is a luck game.>>574800113Knowing my luck I will get jack shit in 600 pulls and probably quit.
>>574800217yes
>>574800236Calc it
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME600 PULLS AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN TACHYONI WILL BOMB CYGAMES
>>574800236use the carat calculator spreadsheet
>they gave the insecure loser who likes you and dotes on you cause you understand her love of her stupid nerdy hobbies a really nice ass (via her shorts design) and big titsI am fucking diamonds she is a top 3 release in the last year
>>574800453umaJP is that way
>>574800236if you get lucky with supoka pulls, yes.if not, no. I just did 600 sim pulls on Tachyon and got no copies of her. This could happen to me, or could happen to you. Similarly for the other banners
>>574800453Cute banana flavored chud>>574800536Sex with chuds
realistically how fucked am I if I skip tachyon and perma-borrow light hello?
>>574800236you wont have enough to roll on creek/cb and just barely for everything else
>>574800607you should at least get light hello at 0lb
First try
>>574800536She came out on global???? Fuck off
REMINDER TACHYON HAS TO BE MLB OR ITS TRASHLH YOU CAN LEAVE AT 2LB DO NOT TRY TO PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT AN MLB TOMORROW YOU MAY BE KICKED FROM YOUR CLUBS WITHOUT AN MLB TACHYON ON SHOWCASE
pulling for support cards is so fucking gay and unsatisfying>pull for trainee>get her>yippeee!>pull for support card>get it>oh I need 4 MORE COPIES
>>574800607you have smaru mlb yea?
>>574800654you fucked up your luck
I'm gonna spark the banner but I'm also fully prepared to just perma-borrow tachy for a while. Kitasan lived in my borrow slot for like the first year of this game basically, it'll just be the same.
>>574800762nyope
>>574800765What luckYou don't want to know how my last 3 Uma sparks went.
>>574800791Same. I hope I can get at least one hello and spark the other 2 copies but I'm sure I won't get tachy to mlb
tachy gibs status? still 100?
>>574800607If you like open league you are fine
>>574800906each one you went to pity?
>>574801029>>574801029>>574801029
Free pulls were actually worth something this time.
>>574800734Don't forget that it may or not be used in the next scenario, and even if it is, for sure won't be used for the following unless your name is Kitasan, Maru or CB
>>574800734Makes me wonder if there's a gacha strategy here to hook in the inbetween spendernot necessarily dolphins which are always there but like:whales whale because they wanna go hard in PVP and that's where the support cards soak them for moneybut people that really like uma but dont go hard for pvp have so much room to still spend but spend on every uma banner instead even if the cost isn't as high
>>574800734Pretty much.The dupe system is easily the worst part of pulling cards
>>574800236Use this if you want to know for sure: https://umacaratcalculator.com/But probably
>>574800607What are your 3 best speed cards and best 2 wit cards
>>574800536Chud uma
>>574801072Tachyon can last you until Still in Love if you're not planning to pull on another speed card besides Pasa
>>574801963Kitasan can last you until EoS of you never plan to pull another speed card
