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gomen, yeppers...why do you have to be so close to the scenario tax banner...
Mambo!
>>5748215967 and you're not allowed to cum until GL is out
>>574821596hey
Digitan LOVE
you vvill pull for the bananadol
Post ROUND
McQueen nonnies, please report to erp.
>>574821737
Maint in 12 mins right?
woke up and remembered I wonmood up
>>574821737NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>574821740hey
I'm gonna run rickey hogI guess single stam nuker isn't enough and I'll want dom keen gamble, right?
light hello doesn't even have a personality. you just like her because she has big tits and is flirty with you.
>>574822094Yes, and?
>>5748220033 hours from now gwochachis
>>574822094Correct.
matikanefukukitaru HATE
>>574822094Yeah
>>574822094what more do I need from a foid
>big tits>pushover>alcoholicanons are so easy
>>574822094That's all the personality a woman needs
Just updated Bobo's BIOS
>>574822304>>574822094you misunderstand. she doesn't just have "big tits". she has gigantic tits.
>>574822304More importantly she also cucks Falco live on the telly
>>574822094>physically attractive>attracted to youI think you cracked the code, anon
>>574822391since when do we like big tits wtf anons
Stego cute.
I wanna cum
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>574821850What did she mean by this? I'm authentic
>>57482250421 more hours
>>574822572Dunno, I don't read Korean.
>>574822461I love tits as long as they have personality
>>574822461Since always.
>>574822094
bwc torenas...
>>574822548
what the hell is her problem
>>574822461hmmm... since uhhhh ALWAYS
>>574822461what if I like average sized tits..
>>574822094Wrong, big tits aren't necessary desu
>>574822461Still in Love would never win again light hello.
>>574822710Hey....
>>574822728Brat
Why doesn't Light Hello run? Is it because her tits are too large?
>uma.moe has 3.8m trainers in the DB vs 2.7m in chrono>check the amount of rice shower MLBs + max followers>uma.moe has 8532>chrono has 8601I'm pretty sure that big jump uma.moe got was from reroll accounts lmfaooooo>check daiwa + 0LB spe Yup... that confirms it
>>574822735The festival is barely contained
>>574822757Average size for an uma has to be something like DD
>>574822757Can you please not post lust provoking images of this mentally ill 15 year old girl?It's distracting my cock
Sexy Week
Does your trainee have a safe word
>>574822916Tama-chan!
>>574822845Chrono has 46k results but that's daiwa + 0~4LB there's no filter for 0LB only.Then gain it's wrong to assume there's only 46k reroll accounts. Yeah that uma.moe numbers definitely inflated by reroll accounts.
Guys my trainee found out that I'm a member of the Trainers Rights Organization, if I don't see any of you again just know you were like a family to me
>>574822925this mentally ill 15 year old girl bit and turned you into a psycho too
>>574822925ok anon. be content with this cuteness agression provoking image of said mentally ill 15 year old girl.
>>574822461Since forever? A well past majority of the uma cast has big to very large tits even
>>574822957No, even if she screams to stop i won't
still have negative tits just like her mental state
>>574822304just be nice to them
>>574822845He must be scraping support reloads which will inevitably shill you reroll accounts on Lv1 bots.>>574823019>wrong to assume there's only 46k reroll accountsChinese botters alone probably accounted for 1 million reroll accounts
>>574823106I want to sneak into Still's room and molest her body as she's sleeping.
>uma.moeaccording to this site, 308 people saw my profile and 32 copied my ID from it, which is neat
Turning Rura into a mess in bed
HELLO DO WE GET 60 FREE PULLS ON TACHYON BANNER OR 100
>>574823236Chud tits?
>>574823313unclear at the moment, most likely 60
>>574823106This is Falco...
>>574823313100 free pulls60 for tachyon40 for smart falcon
>>574823329kek
>>574823116KitaDia was the first truly hyped uma banner and they both have HUUUUGE competitive paizuri vibes
>>574823317'fraid so
>>574823313Up to 100 free pulls!**conditions apply
I've been using uma.moe since ages, don't see why I'd change now, all the more so because I'm a casual player.Leave me with this chronos "MY SITE IS BETTER" autism
>>574823282my profile has only been seen 4 times but my borrow has been used 1500 times
stupid sexy chud
>>574823329grown fucking woman bullying a highschooler for no reason (not the uma)
>>574823282Is sweep's unique good for end closers? I always pick the usual pump iron and moving past.
>>574823282121780007219
if u search dirt on uma moe theres 1 guy with a 9 dirt oguri and u scroll down its just 50 people whove bred with it
Tachyon LOVE
>>574823591>>574823236I wILL fuck the chevasand you cant stop me
>would you still love me if I was a flattieThe answer is yes, you would
>they gave everyone Ms. Victoria anywaysJobberbros, we fucking won!
i have a sneaking suspicion this could be the evolved skills patch considering the data deletion thing in the maintenance announcement
Leo Cup 2 status?https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58
>>574823101Uma rabies (sometimes shortened to umabies)?
>>574822094actually, what I enjoy is being netorare away from my trainee
>>574822391True! That's a very important distinction.
>>574823727P-please have some honor and do not redeem...
Mejiro Dober is for (You)?
Oh shid
>>574823792so many anons won this cm I'm happy for everyone
>>574823792
>>574823743You might be onto something
>wit NNlet>wit CB haverShould I make late Digitan or end Digitan
>>574823708The correct answer is>Your body is beautiful, moreso because you are in it than its shape, though I would [insert innuendo of your choice, tailor to her preferences]
Tell me if I need 1LB or 2LB Light Hello. Is 5 TE worth it?
>>574823834>Do not redee-Shut the fuck up
>>574823891She hates men
>>574823986You want 2LB but 1LB is fine. Unless you're retarded and think spending 30k for +5 TE on a roamer is reasonable.
>>574822094Mcqueen doesn't have a personality either and has it even worse because she has no tits or ass
>>5748239862LB is good for LH, if you need Tachyon MLBd then it doesn't matter so long as your LH is 0LB or higher
>>574823986You are primarily running her for the scenario gimmick not for the stat gain
>>574823973End?
>>5748239861LB is usable for LH but 2LB is the stopgap before its just luxuryTachyon is literally Max LB or its shit
i will SLEEP i better WAKE UP to auto mode
hurry up i want to blast my free pulls in light hello umanko
>>574823891never forget
>>574823891>the mare that has barely ever interacted with anyone outside of her family or her caretakers while still being a massive fucking pervertYeah. She is. And it's not very surprising that she'd fall for the first person to give her attention outside of a family setting.
>>574822461I have an Eishin Flash mousepad her tits are becoming dark now with all the dead skin cells there
>>574824084I'm borrowing Tachyon not pulling for her. Already have Kita/NTR/CB/FM and will borrow Creek when 2000m+
mares
>>574824339>NTRchotto
>>574824378imagine waking up and the first thing you see is almond eye
>>574823891
>>574824301Tell me more about Dober's massive perversion.
>>574823792/uma/ won so much Im happy for everyone
>>574824434I would kill myself
>>574824506
>>574824434I would live myself
>>574824506she's a doujinshi artist
>>574824378Zephyr and Halo are not Tiara Umamusume
>>574824224Wasn't that a curse?
>>574824708>Chucklewhy would she say that?
I gave my trainee some carrots out of my garden because I had too many and she keeps freaking out like it's a marriage proposal or something. I don't understand women at all
I'm using MLB Kita and MLB Biko for my speed cards, MLB Tachy is a better generalist card than Biko right? Biko is mostly just a stat stick considering she has no useful skills...
>>574824427Other than Kita she's my only other gacha SSR MLB speed card. I had to skip Smaru.
>>574823792Everyone I know got first place in the finals. Even another friend of mine who was in Group B won the finals.I'm the only person I know that didn't win. I'm gonna fuck Dober to vent my stress.
>>574824797do you have sweepy sr?
I LOVE KITASAN
>>574824731>Zephyrtardnonny...
>>574824708that trainer? me!
kitasan...
armpit legpit cuntpit
>>574824535bamchud memory says this while having one of the most erotic alts in the game.
>>574824718I wonder if she draws cocks big and fat despite hating men...
>>574824839Yeah, is it better? I think Firm Course Menace is pretty valuable.
>>574824869my brain saw green and thought windmessiah is a mare
My favourite Umas happen to be meta ones.
>>574824861Stinky foxes are not allowed here
>>574825058NTR is a brick because you're not racing, you will get better stats (and SP) with KSB + Sweepy + Tachyon borrow than using NTR
>>574825000>promises pats>hesitates to delivesSweepybitch
>>574825061if it's air messiah you mistook then understandable. probably the most forgettable uma
>>574825159BUT CATS AND DOGS ARE!? CURIOUS
>>574825189
>>574825041SHE DOESN'T HATE MEN!SHE JUST FEELS ANXIOUS AROUND THEM BECAUSE SHE'S NOT USED TO IT!SHE'S NOT A MISANDRIST SHE'S JUST KIND OF A WEIRDO!! IN A CUTE WAY!
>>574821639I like that video, Doto just kinda stands around not giving a fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZJKmVy3pw
Am I allowed to have sex with Curren Chan?
>>574825351
>>574825489You can ride her any time
>>574825391>anxious around the opposite sex>weirdo>massive pervertShe's just lik->actually attractive and rich
>>574825489You can't sex Chan.
>>574825393>he tries to put his head down to get at some of their feed>a goat instantly goes "no, ours">he just backs off and goes back to standing thereHow the mighty have fallen
>>574825489Depends, are you black?
>>574825517
Kawakami's boobs are so big...
>>574825652no.... Doto is not onions...
>>574825489her jockey had the same thoughts
>>574825391ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET ITDOBER LOVE!
>>574825694aruvu blue cunt hair
No love for the woman moment uma
>>574825753>curren chan almost caused a divorcewhat a whore...
>>574825694
>>574825727Well unlike people who are accused of being ball-less, Doto literally has no balls
>>574825489I HATE CURREN
>>574825489She's say no but would go out of her way to make you stiff every single day, for no reason at all.
>>574825838we're not talking about City right now
>>574825753Actual Curren-chan>known by everyone that's met her to be a giant sweetheart that's very affectionateUma Curren>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
COCK
>>574825938>city>dober>aruvuThis general is asking for a bad time
>>574826003and ball
Is Yellow Falco good?
>>574825574it's fine, anon. I'm sure you can work on yourself and eventually have a build you're actually proud of. you'll be fine.>>574825783beru-chan rabu..
>>574826043all falcos are good cause theres no dirt runners ever
>>574826032sex with stego and the 2 to her right
>>574826043Just roll Crickey bro
7 and I use Mirako Tenga to masturbate again0 and I masturbate againAnything else and I masturbate again
How many hours until she kills thousands?
>>57482615421 hrs
7 and do a MANT run to celebrate its funeral
>>574826145There are three to her right, or do you mean to THE right
>>574826193>Spe and Teio were raised by HumansReally making me think
>>574825391It would be hotter if she did
>>574826154We are skipping Dark Sayonara
hosting a goon marathon until GL drops
Rulership is so fucking pathetic that it's triggering this protection instinct within me
>>5748261497 and you do nofap for 7, years, 7 months, 7 weeks, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, and 7 seconds
>>574826193>>574826270Also Oguri Cap, mother completely neglected him to the point that the only really positive influences he had growing up were his handlers. It's also why he ate so much, it was a coping mechanism.
8 and you do a cheeky tenner on Rickey
>>574826376>faces of the franchise are born ningen loversHmmmmmmm
HIBIKI
I've masturbated to Curren Chan before
>>574826317YOU GET ITI have a primal need to pamper and spoil the girlfailure umas. they're just too fucking cute
>>574826610You should be thinking of cute nonnies, not umamusume. I'm very disappointed in you
>>574826440But I already have Rickey
>>574826058Thanks
>>574826440No roll, only save.
>>5748266858 and get 2nd Rickey
I have 30TP but don't feel like doing another run... gomen danchou
>>574826058Lots of love for Dober!!
>>574826745
>>574826440Rickey will teach her trainer the false path and lead them both to damnation. Fuku is the one true teacher of the way
Rickey should NOT be wearing bloomers!!
>>574826718what the fuck
>>574826879There are several true teachers of the wei
You guys know Rickey is a pedophile, right? She fucks shotas
i have 3 rainbow crystals so it cant be that bad
>>574826440Your rolls are not cheeky you retard
>>574827045It's fine, people often say I act childish.
>>574826237I'm retarded. You're correct, of course.
Any guide for the next scenario?
Clippety-Tippety-Clop
10 daily free pulls when?
>>574827171delete this
>>574827205tomorrow
Anyone else doing Ms. Victoria with previous CM winners in the concert theater?
>>574827171this is a blue board anon, you can't post naked umas
>>574827205damn this bitch ugly
Do you guys have a guide of all the special races where you get 30 points in a single stat? (e.g. Machitan winning against Nice Natie in Classic Year Arima Kinen)
>>574827101dober doesn't have the guts (lol) to do anything as provocative as that
Can we have 6-7 hunger games with how long the maintenance is gonna be
>>574827328lollmao
ms victoria is a prostitute
>>574827391What Uma is this?
>>574826376wasn't oguri more the case white narubi didn't know how to act as a mother + oguri having weak legs so he couldn't get close to being breastfed?
kingu love
>>574827479The Victoria Mile is named after the row of dicks she took
>>574827505you posted her, dumbass
>>574826154She's already killed millions
>>574827045/ss/ is based tho
FUUUUUCK
>>574827505It's Kitasan Black, ninnin
>a dirt CM that could be fun>its ruined by double dom xoguri faggotry
>>574825894BASED LAISU
>>574826270if you HECKIN think about it that's the case for all domestic animals
>>574827653
>>574827653that's it, rape him
>>574827672Actually it's quadruple Dom
I won
Shot a fat nut to Light Hello couldnt wait for tomorrow, phew
>>574822094Yeah? I have /uma/ nonnies for my personality needs. Foids are on onahole duty.
>>574827672>Medium Dirt CM>Inari One is absolutely nowhere in the conversation
>>574827101Dober would NEVER do this
I am a McQueen nonny....can I get a master?
>>574827863I will now sex the golshi
>>574827863That's the most dignified uma I've ever seen.
Bros if I don't get a Cockushin/Biko or Maru copy tommorow would using my SSR selector on getting a Natie SSR be bad?
I unlocked the 6th bond story for Rulership and I'm so confused. First off, someone asked earlier today whether she was rich or not. It seems she is, because she drags you to a 5 star hotel just to have tea at a restaurant in it and says she's been doing that since she was little with her family. She also does sleep in a dorm, but likes to stick to the hangout/shed that she occupies.But ignoring that, what confuses me is this entire story. It's just her trying to get close to her trainer so that they can want to hang out again? I'm not even sure what the 7th one is going to be about at this point. It was oddly intimate despite the in-between monologues where she would talk about her plan to get Trainer to want to hang out with her more.
>>574827653Is this before or after she was released because she doesn't actually ever lose to trainer so this is kind of weird. It's one of the reasons why Trainer doesn't think he should be her trainer and that she should get someone else. Also they'd be playing Reversi, not chess.
go back to your FUCKING thread you moronic jpiggers
>>574828086my gamer gf can't possibly this chud ass neet of a cutie!
rapeumarapeumamusurape
>>574828129why is she so attached to her trainer?
Should I even bother with this card anymore or should a save my crystals to the future El Condor Pasa SSR?
How do I git gud, how are people getting 1200+ spd, power, wit? I can only do 1200+ spd, and maybe 1000 pow/wit
>>574828370They were technically friends before Trainer even knew she raced, or was even at Tracen. They played online with each other all the time.
Stop talking about rape it's not funny!
>>574828129cygemusu just needed a character to appeal to the NEET-loving crowd and they settled on using their second big tittied tomboy for that. one could call it 'waifu bait' but that sounds fucking stupid so I won't
>>574827863cute trainee i will sign her for 3 years surely nothing bad will happen
>>574828470You should've botheter to reroll
>>574828470your 2nd card if you're not a front
>>574828086what is it with these bratty and/or whackjob late starting end closers man
>>574828470idk you could probably just pivot to rolling for mlb agnes tomorrow instead
>>574828501Depends on the Uma. I can get ug4 on taiki because of her aptitudes and her secret event but struggle to get over SS with suzuka.
>>574828515did he know she was an uma or how she looked before meeting irl?
>>574828543Got Creek, Kashimoto and NTR to MLB so that's a no-no.
>>574828129>I'm so confusedMaybe it's because you're posting in the wrong thread, retard
rape is funny
>>574828535Rape is funny when the uma is cute, loves me very much and leaves marks on my neck
>>574828129>is the daugher of hag groove and Kamehameha richyou tell me
>work asks me to come in>say no because I have to do runs before maintYou better suck my dick for this club.
>>574828696UH OH MELTY XD
>>574828668>NTR MLBDid u make your account during MANT? Surely you got a couple CMs with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18This is it.Post FINAL CARATS COUNT.
is this retard trying to police the thread? kek
This is what I saw before I was brutally raped