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gomen, yeppers...why do you have to be so close to the scenario tax banner...
Mambo!
>>5748215967 and you're not allowed to cum until GL is out
>>574821596hey
Digitan LOVE
you vvill pull for the bananadol
Post ROUND
McQueen nonnies, please report to erp.
>>574821737
Maint in 12 mins right?
woke up and remembered I wonmood up
>>574821737NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>574821740hey
I'm gonna run rickey hogI guess single stam nuker isn't enough and I'll want dom keen gamble, right?
light hello doesn't even have a personality. you just like her because she has big tits and is flirty with you.
>>574822094Yes, and?
>>5748220033 hours from now gwochachis
>>574822094Correct.
matikanefukukitaru HATE
>>574822094Yeah
>>574822094what more do I need from a foid
>big tits>pushover>alcoholicanons are so easy
>>574822094That's all the personality a woman needs
Just updated Bobo's BIOS
>>574822304>>574822094you misunderstand. she doesn't just have "big tits". she has gigantic tits.
>>574822304More importantly she also cucks Falco live on the telly
>>574822094>physically attractive>attracted to youI think you cracked the code, anon
>>574822391since when do we like big tits wtf anons
Stego cute.
I wanna cum
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>574821850What did she mean by this? I'm authentic
>>57482250421 more hours
>>574822572Dunno, I don't read Korean.
>>574822461I love tits as long as they have personality
>>574822461Since always.
>>574822094
bwc torenas...
>>574822548
what the hell is her problem
>>574822461hmmm... since uhhhh ALWAYS
>>574822461what if I like average sized tits..
>>574822094Wrong, big tits aren't necessary desu
>>574822461Still in Love would never win again light hello.
>>574822710Hey....
>>574822728Brat
Why doesn't Light Hello run? Is it because her tits are too large?
>uma.moe has 3.8m trainers in the DB vs 2.7m in chrono>check the amount of rice shower MLBs + max followers>uma.moe has 8532>chrono has 8601I'm pretty sure that big jump uma.moe got was from reroll accounts lmfaooooo>check daiwa + 0LB spe Yup... that confirms it
>>574822735The festival is barely contained
>>574822757Average size for an uma has to be something like DD
>>574822757Can you please not post lust provoking images of this mentally ill 15 year old girl?It's distracting my cock
Sexy Week
Does your trainee have a safe word
>>574822916Tama-chan!
>>574822845Chrono has 46k results but that's daiwa + 0~4LB there's no filter for 0LB only.Then gain it's wrong to assume there's only 46k reroll accounts. Yeah that uma.moe numbers definitely inflated by reroll accounts.
Guys my trainee found out that I'm a member of the Trainers Rights Organization, if I don't see any of you again just know you were like a family to me
>>574822925this mentally ill 15 year old girl bit and turned you into a psycho too
>>574822925ok anon. be content with this cuteness agression provoking image of said mentally ill 15 year old girl.
>>574822461Since forever? A well past majority of the uma cast has big to very large tits even
>>574822957No, even if she screams to stop i won't
still have negative tits just like her mental state
>>574822304just be nice to them
>>574822845He must be scraping support reloads which will inevitably shill you reroll accounts on Lv1 bots.>>574823019>wrong to assume there's only 46k reroll accountsChinese botters alone probably accounted for 1 million reroll accounts
>>574823106I want to sneak into Still's room and molest her body as she's sleeping.
>uma.moeaccording to this site, 308 people saw my profile and 32 copied my ID from it, which is neat
Turning Rura into a mess in bed
HELLO DO WE GET 60 FREE PULLS ON TACHYON BANNER OR 100
>>574823236Chud tits?
>>574823313unclear at the moment, most likely 60
>>574823106This is Falco...
>>574823313100 free pulls60 for tachyon40 for smart falcon
>>574823329kek
>>574823116KitaDia was the first truly hyped uma banner and they both have HUUUUGE competitive paizuri vibes
>>574823317'fraid so
>>574823313Up to 100 free pulls!**conditions apply
I've been using uma.moe since ages, don't see why I'd change now, all the more so because I'm a casual player.Leave me with this chronos "MY SITE IS BETTER" autism
>>574823282my profile has only been seen 4 times but my borrow has been used 1500 times
stupid sexy chud
>>574823329grown fucking woman bullying a highschooler for no reason (not the uma)
>>574823282Is sweep's unique good for end closers? I always pick the usual pump iron and moving past.
>>574823282121780007219
if u search dirt on uma moe theres 1 guy with a 9 dirt oguri and u scroll down its just 50 people whove bred with it
Tachyon LOVE
>>574823591>>574823236I wILL fuck the chevasand you cant stop me
>would you still love me if I was a flattieThe answer is yes, you would
>they gave everyone Ms. Victoria anywaysJobberbros, we fucking won!
i have a sneaking suspicion this could be the evolved skills patch considering the data deletion thing in the maintenance announcement
Leo Cup 2 status?https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58https://poal.me/g0mq58
>>574823101Uma rabies (sometimes shortened to umabies)?
>>574822094actually, what I enjoy is being netorare away from my trainee
>>574822391True! That's a very important distinction.
>>574823727P-please have some honor and do not redeem...
Mejiro Dober is for (You)?
Oh shid
>>574823792so many anons won this cm I'm happy for everyone
>>574823792
>>574823743You might be onto something
>wit NNlet>wit CB haverShould I make late Digitan or end Digitan
>>574823708The correct answer is>Your body is beautiful, moreso because you are in it than its shape, though I would [insert innuendo of your choice, tailor to her preferences]
Tell me if I need 1LB or 2LB Light Hello. Is 5 TE worth it?
>>574823834>Do not redee-Shut the fuck up
>>574823891She hates men
>>574823986You want 2LB but 1LB is fine. Unless you're retarded and think spending 30k for +5 TE on a roamer is reasonable.
>>574822094Mcqueen doesn't have a personality either and has it even worse because she has no tits or ass
>>5748239862LB is good for LH, if you need Tachyon MLBd then it doesn't matter so long as your LH is 0LB or higher
>>574823986You are primarily running her for the scenario gimmick not for the stat gain
>>574823973End?
>>5748239861LB is usable for LH but 2LB is the stopgap before its just luxuryTachyon is literally Max LB or its shit
i will SLEEP i better WAKE UP to auto mode
hurry up i want to blast my free pulls in light hello umanko
>>574823891never forget
>>574823891>the mare that has barely ever interacted with anyone outside of her family or her caretakers while still being a massive fucking pervertYeah. She is. And it's not very surprising that she'd fall for the first person to give her attention outside of a family setting.
>>574822461I have an Eishin Flash mousepad her tits are becoming dark now with all the dead skin cells there
>>574824084I'm borrowing Tachyon not pulling for her. Already have Kita/NTR/CB/FM and will borrow Creek when 2000m+
mares
>>574824339>NTRchotto
>>574824378imagine waking up and the first thing you see is almond eye
>>574823891
>>574824301Tell me more about Dober's massive perversion.
>>574823792/uma/ won so much Im happy for everyone
>>574824434I would kill myself
>>574824506
>>574824434I would live myself
>>574824506she's a doujinshi artist
>>574824378Zephyr and Halo are not Tiara Umamusume
>>574824224Wasn't that a curse?
>>574824708>Chucklewhy would she say that?
I gave my trainee some carrots out of my garden because I had too many and she keeps freaking out like it's a marriage proposal or something. I don't understand women at all
I'm using MLB Kita and MLB Biko for my speed cards, MLB Tachy is a better generalist card than Biko right? Biko is mostly just a stat stick considering she has no useful skills...
>>574824427Other than Kita she's my only other gacha SSR MLB speed card. I had to skip Smaru.
>>574823792Everyone I know got first place in the finals. Even another friend of mine who was in Group B won the finals.I'm the only person I know that didn't win. I'm gonna fuck Dober to vent my stress.
>>574824797do you have sweepy sr?
I LOVE KITASAN
>>574824731>Zephyrtardnonny...
>>574824708that trainer? me!
kitasan...
armpit legpit cuntpit
>>574824535bamchud memory says this while having one of the most erotic alts in the game.
>>574824718I wonder if she draws cocks big and fat despite hating men...
>>574824839Yeah, is it better? I think Firm Course Menace is pretty valuable.
>>574824869my brain saw green and thought windmessiah is a mare
My favourite Umas happen to be meta ones.
>>574824861Stinky foxes are not allowed here
>>574825058NTR is a brick because you're not racing, you will get better stats (and SP) with KSB + Sweepy + Tachyon borrow than using NTR
>>574825000>promises pats>hesitates to delivesSweepybitch
>>574825061if it's air messiah you mistook then understandable. probably the most forgettable uma
>>574825159BUT CATS AND DOGS ARE!? CURIOUS
>>574825189
>>574825041SHE DOESN'T HATE MEN!SHE JUST FEELS ANXIOUS AROUND THEM BECAUSE SHE'S NOT USED TO IT!SHE'S NOT A MISANDRIST SHE'S JUST KIND OF A WEIRDO!! IN A CUTE WAY!
>>574821639I like that video, Doto just kinda stands around not giving a fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZJKmVy3pw
Am I allowed to have sex with Curren Chan?
>>574825351
>>574825489You can ride her any time
>>574825391>anxious around the opposite sex>weirdo>massive pervertShe's just lik->actually attractive and rich
>>574825489You can't sex Chan.
>>574825393>he tries to put his head down to get at some of their feed>a goat instantly goes "no, ours">he just backs off and goes back to standing thereHow the mighty have fallen
>>574825489Depends, are you black?
>>574825517
Kawakami's boobs are so big...
>>574825652no.... Doto is not onions...
>>574825489her jockey had the same thoughts
>>574825391ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GET ITDOBER LOVE!
>>574825694aruvu blue cunt hair
No love for the woman moment uma
>>574825753>curren chan almost caused a divorcewhat a whore...
>>574825694
>>574825727Well unlike people who are accused of being ball-less, Doto literally has no balls
>>574825489I HATE CURREN
>>574825489She's say no but would go out of her way to make you stiff every single day, for no reason at all.
>>574825838we're not talking about City right now
>>574825753Actual Curren-chan>known by everyone that's met her to be a giant sweetheart that's very affectionateUma Curren>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
COCK
>>574825938>city>dober>aruvuThis general is asking for a bad time
>>574826003and ball
Is Yellow Falco good?
>>574825574it's fine, anon. I'm sure you can work on yourself and eventually have a build you're actually proud of. you'll be fine.>>574825783beru-chan rabu..
>>574826043all falcos are good cause theres no dirt runners ever
>>574826032sex with stego and the 2 to her right
>>574826043Just roll Crickey bro
7 and I use Mirako Tenga to masturbate again0 and I masturbate againAnything else and I masturbate again
How many hours until she kills thousands?
>>57482615421 hrs
7 and do a MANT run to celebrate its funeral
>>574826145There are three to her right, or do you mean to THE right
>>574826193>Spe and Teio were raised by HumansReally making me think
>>574825391It would be hotter if she did
>>574826154We are skipping Dark Sayonara
hosting a goon marathon until GL drops
Rulership is so fucking pathetic that it's triggering this protection instinct within me
>>5748261497 and you do nofap for 7, years, 7 months, 7 weeks, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes, and 7 seconds
>>574826193>>574826270Also Oguri Cap, mother completely neglected him to the point that the only really positive influences he had growing up were his handlers. It's also why he ate so much, it was a coping mechanism.
8 and you do a cheeky tenner on Rickey
>>574826376>faces of the franchise are born ningen loversHmmmmmmm
HIBIKI
I've masturbated to Curren Chan before
>>574826317YOU GET ITI have a primal need to pamper and spoil the girlfailure umas. they're just too fucking cute
>>574826610You should be thinking of cute nonnies, not umamusume. I'm very disappointed in you
>>574826440But I already have Rickey
>>574826058Thanks
>>574826440No roll, only save.
>>5748266858 and get 2nd Rickey
I have 30TP but don't feel like doing another run... gomen danchou
>>574826058Lots of love for Dober!!
>>574826745
>>574826440Rickey will teach her trainer the false path and lead them both to damnation. Fuku is the one true teacher of the way
Rickey should NOT be wearing bloomers!!
>>574826718what the fuck
>>574826879There are several true teachers of the wei
You guys know Rickey is a pedophile, right? She fucks shotas
i have 3 rainbow crystals so it cant be that bad
>>574826440Your rolls are not cheeky you retard
>>574827045It's fine, people often say I act childish.
>>574826237I'm retarded. You're correct, of course.
Any guide for the next scenario?
Clippety-Tippety-Clop
10 daily free pulls when?
>>574827171delete this
>>574827205tomorrow
Anyone else doing Ms. Victoria with previous CM winners in the concert theater?
>>574827171this is a blue board anon, you can't post naked umas
>>574827205damn this bitch ugly
Do you guys have a guide of all the special races where you get 30 points in a single stat? (e.g. Machitan winning against Nice Natie in Classic Year Arima Kinen)
>>574827101dober doesn't have the guts (lol) to do anything as provocative as that
Can we have 6-7 hunger games with how long the maintenance is gonna be
>>574827328lollmao
ms victoria is a prostitute
>>574827391What Uma is this?
>>574826376wasn't oguri more the case white narubi didn't know how to act as a mother + oguri having weak legs so he couldn't get close to being breastfed?
kingu love
>>574827479The Victoria Mile is named after the row of dicks she took
>>574827505you posted her, dumbass
>>574826154She's already killed millions
>>574827045/ss/ is based tho
FUUUUUCK
>>574827505It's Kitasan Black, ninnin
>a dirt CM that could be fun>its ruined by double dom xoguri faggotry
>>574825894BASED LAISU
>>574826270if you HECKIN think about it that's the case for all domestic animals
>>574827653
>>574827653that's it, rape him
>>574827672Actually it's quadruple Dom
I won
Shot a fat nut to Light Hello couldnt wait for tomorrow, phew
>>574822094Yeah? I have /uma/ nonnies for my personality needs. Foids are on onahole duty.
>>574827672>Medium Dirt CM>Inari One is absolutely nowhere in the conversation
>>574827101Dober would NEVER do this
I am a McQueen nonny....can I get a master?
>>574827863I will now sex the golshi
>>574827863That's the most dignified uma I've ever seen.
Bros if I don't get a Cockushin/Biko or Maru copy tommorow would using my SSR selector on getting a Natie SSR be bad?
I unlocked the 6th bond story for Rulership and I'm so confused. First off, someone asked earlier today whether she was rich or not. It seems she is, because she drags you to a 5 star hotel just to have tea at a restaurant in it and says she's been doing that since she was little with her family. She also does sleep in a dorm, but likes to stick to the hangout/shed that she occupies.But ignoring that, what confuses me is this entire story. It's just her trying to get close to her trainer so that they can want to hang out again? I'm not even sure what the 7th one is going to be about at this point. It was oddly intimate despite the in-between monologues where she would talk about her plan to get Trainer to want to hang out with her more.
>>574827653Is this before or after she was released because she doesn't actually ever lose to trainer so this is kind of weird. It's one of the reasons why Trainer doesn't think he should be her trainer and that she should get someone else. Also they'd be playing Reversi, not chess.
go back to your FUCKING thread you moronic jpiggers
>>574828086my gamer gf can't possibly this chud ass neet of a cutie!
rapeumarapeumamusurape
>>574828129why is she so attached to her trainer?
Should I even bother with this card anymore or should a save my crystals to the future El Condor Pasa SSR?
How do I git gud, how are people getting 1200+ spd, power, wit? I can only do 1200+ spd, and maybe 1000 pow/wit
>>574828370They were technically friends before Trainer even knew she raced, or was even at Tracen. They played online with each other all the time.
Stop talking about rape it's not funny!
>>574828129cygemusu just needed a character to appeal to the NEET-loving crowd and they settled on using their second big tittied tomboy for that. one could call it 'waifu bait' but that sounds fucking stupid so I won't
>>574827863cute trainee i will sign her for 3 years surely nothing bad will happen
>>574828470You should've botheter to reroll
>>574828470your 2nd card if you're not a front
>>574828086what is it with these bratty and/or whackjob late starting end closers man
>>574828470idk you could probably just pivot to rolling for mlb agnes tomorrow instead
>>574828501Depends on the Uma. I can get ug4 on taiki because of her aptitudes and her secret event but struggle to get over SS with suzuka.
>>574828515did he know she was an uma or how she looked before meeting irl?
>>574828543Got Creek, Kashimoto and NTR to MLB so that's a no-no.
>>574828129>I'm so confusedMaybe it's because you're posting in the wrong thread, retard
rape is funny
>>574828535Rape is funny when the uma is cute, loves me very much and leaves marks on my neck
>>574828129>is the daugher of hag groove and Kamehameha richyou tell me
>work asks me to come in>say no because I have to do runs before maintYou better suck my dick for this club.
>>574828696UH OH MELTY XD
>>574828668>NTR MLBDid u make your account during MANT? Surely you got a couple CMs with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18This is it.Post FINAL CARATS COUNT.
is this retard trying to police the thread? kek
This is what I saw before I was brutally raped
>capswhoa melty
>>574828825That's a lot of noise you're making for not a lot of carats.
>>574828825I only have about 28k
almost all umas are rich (tama) it's the sport of kings for a reason
>>574828825
>>574828639As far as I can tell, no. Trainer recognizes her voice as she's being dragged out by Air Groove, so they talked in VC but seemingly no webcam. She also doesn't recognize Trainer at all until Trainer calls her by her online handle and re-iterates again how much they looked up to her because of how good she was in games.
>small letterslol melty
>>574828985I take care of Tama daily.
>>574829049>the egirlrfiend you had is a tracen studentthis is turning into a light novel already
I have 30k something and will pig if needed
https://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZwhttps://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZwhttps://youtu.be/SxlTm8giPZwOFFICIAL UMADOL SONG
> Finally starting to get somewhat close to decent parentsYou getting inspired yet?
What are you guys even fighting about?
>>574828129She wants trainer to want to be around her for the sake of being around her and not for things like work or their trainer trainee relationship>>574828639No, trainer realised she was his online boardgame buddy after catching Air Groove pulling her out of her chud shed and recognizing her voice
>>574829169yes but not enough to actually grind again for one decent parent
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPEI LOVE RAPE/uma/ IS RAPE THREADRAPE GENERALRAPE WORLD
>>574829195We're fighting over who gets to rape you first, of course. Cutie.
rulershed shed fucking
wait i thought the QE was mare only?https://youtu.be/W0MyCmLPi80
Wen main
>>574829256Ok we get it Nishino
>>574829331You're confusing the Japanese one with the Hong Kong one
>>574829362Tomorrow
ugh...
>>574828270I read that she begs you to scout her and then daydreams into you begging her. If you told me she was also imagining winning I'd believe it.
I done pumping for Mirako today
>>574829331That's QE stakes at Hong Kong, there's also the "King George and QE" stakes at bongland all for horses to race on.You rike it?
Wife before maint.
Haven't made ramen in a while. Usual bowl wasn't available so I had to use this big one.
>>574828825>24k 26 tickets
which country should I play first?
UH OH RAMELTY
defiling dober with my filthy man male moid penis
took a break from posting to peek into the sonic general, jesus fuck are they usually like that or is this an off day for them?
>>574829552nice charcoal nigga>cornfucking why
UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH RAPE
Cooler Falco is getting released, so clearly she's the one I'll be representing for tomorrow.>>574828825100k carats and just above 110 pink tickets, I'm set enough for a worst case scenario.
>>574829687Not him but you're a pleb if you don't like corn. It goes absolutely well with anything that's fatty and creamy. Creamed corn, buttered corn on cob, cornbread exist for a reason.
>>574826936It's gonna feel weird when number goes down tomorrow.
>>574829652anon you looked into the sonic thread, did you expect civil conversation?
>>574829687Yeah I had the noodles going at the same time and didn't multitask well enoughCorn is good
I hope I get 0 Tachyons in my pulls
>>574828129>she's richoh, so that's why she talked about starting her own inn after retirement
Time to pregame
>another Ogurislop CM>just needs a single Dirt spark>doesn't need to give two shits about Stam req>perfect accelCan CyJews just please fucking delete this character from existence? It's such a bullshit, unfun character that ruins every fucking CM where she gets perfect accels.
Am I allowed to ask Super Creek for a nursing handjob?
>>574829939Oh, haven't seen this before
Rape is illegal.
>>574829939why wouldn't you wait for the limited sale to refresh
>>574830118I'll buy those too, of course
>>574830064FACT CHECK STATUS: TRUE!
>>574830115Are you okay buddy? Want to post arms for skin color comparison?
>>574830064It shouldnt be
>>574829206>She wants trainer to want to be around her for the sake of being around her and not for things like work or their trainer trainee relationshipI mean that makes sense, especially after re-reading the 5th one. Guess I'm actually dense as hell.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2079748267462816246/video/1
>>574830027Plat count buhi and $ spent buhi?
Why is Mr. CB so obsessed with her parents being a TrainerXUma couple? Is she autistic?
>>574830185Cute
>>574830264She is simply trying to follow in their footsteps
>>574830203i'm not your buddy, paco
>>574830264
PSA: How to Survive an Umamusume in Heat (Emergency Guide)Listen up, fellow trainers and unfortunate bystanders. If you spot an Umamusume in heat and she has locked onto you, do not freeze. Stay calm and follow this battle plan:Improvised Weapons: Immediately grab anything usable chair, umbrella, knives, traffic cone or any sturdy or sharp object within reach. Everything can become a weapon.Trap Setup: Quickly knock over chairs, spill water to create slippery zones, drop banana peels or use any environmental obstacles to slow her down. Don't bother locking or blocking doors you'll only trap yourself.Call for Backup: Dial the Tracen Academy Universal Emergency Line at 1-800-UMA-HELP. Clearly state "Code Pink." They know exactly what it means.Target Weak Points: Focus on eyes, gut, groin or liver. While they are extremely fast and approximately five times stronger than an average adult male, they still possess the physical durability of a regular woman. A well-placed strike can end the encounter quickly.Remember: Try to reach a crowded area they are far more likely to abandon the chase in public. Good luck, stay safe. If the worst happens, you are not alone. Tracen Academy offers free group therapy sessions every Sunday at 14:00 for affected survivors.
>>574830254idk don't track it12 plats
>>574829971Don't worry anon you only have to worry about Xoguri for Cm 17, 18, 19, 23...Then we should be free
>>574829206so she wouldn't mind me dating Light Hello as long as I'm still near her?
You wouldn't let your precious trainee rape you, right?
Newfag, for tomorrow what should I be rerolling for?
>>574830485MLB Tachyon
>>574830337>Rameesh really hates other browns and won't post his skin color.
>>574830242I don't have herI should have herJohn Cygames have mercy on me
>>574830443She would probably dissapear into her chud shed only to be found by air groove a week later hanging from the rafters honestly
>>574830375>still possess the physical durability of a regular womanI WILL NOT SUBMIT
Imagine being raped by Winning Ticket.
>>574830485A good MLB speed card is mandatory so MLB tach if you can
>>574830375
>>574830448it's not like I could stop her even if I wanted to
what will you guys do during the maintenance? i'll be reading vol. 6 of star blossom
>>574830375I will run towards my trainee like a moth flying to a flame
>>574830551who are you quoting, paco? it is on you to prove you are not a spic brownkeep eating corn lol that shit has zero nutritional value
What should I set for my borrow, Tachyon or Hello?
Light Halo came to me and said she will grant me one Uma wife, but the first person who responds to this post will determine who it is.Please guys I need you to give me a good one. My entire future depends on you.
>>574829467pump me next?
>>574830568So she threatens the trainer to quit racing if you specifically scout her. Whatever, it’s only three years. Now you’re saying said trainer can’t even date the hot and mature coworker because rulership would kill herself if you got with anyone else but her? What kind of bullshit is this
>>574830561>I should have herpull for bananalco then
>>574830649sleep
How do I sleep for 20 hours?
>>574830686Everyone will have their Hello and use it even if it's LB0 but not everyone will have MLB tach
>my trainer is erping with the chiyonoposter
Any umas that would rim me?
>>574830672Corn is literally part of Southern comfort food as a note. Stop trying to larp being white, you won't ever be it.
>>574830725Her post retirement plan is literally for her and her trainer to open, co-own, and operate a board game inn together.Its already over for RulerTore.
>>574830738whoa whoa whoa I'm not pulling for a front with that many dirt exclusive skills and no innate prudent.
so autotrain and all the buffs at maintenance end? I want to have it train while I am wagecaging tomorrow.
I wonder how sweepydev feels about auto mode
imagine jsut how flustered and desperate rura would be if she went to rape her trainer
my stallions will wear the burumas
>>574830872i accept your concession
>>574830879RulerTore, I’m so sorry….
>>574831028Let me know when you want to post skin colors.
>>574830879>board game innthis would be profitable 200 years ago
>>574831078see >>574831028
>>574831078Post dick size and color
https://x.com/quyyaq/status/2079661016015913043
>>574830485MLB Tachyon and whatever level of Light Hello you're willing to go for .You need at least 1 copy but 1LB and 2LB are a nice bonus
>>5748310287 I rape you >>5748310780 I rape you
>>574830649talking to uma ai chatbots, maybe make a new one, 6 hours is a long time
>>574831141Are you kidding, id go to one tomorrow if one was near me.
why do latinx start doing the "haha not linking your post" while replying?they always do this when they lose an argument and seethe uncontrollably
^ melty
>>574830836no one actually wants to ERP itt.
>>574830879another uma that uses the power of money to catch her trainer
>>574831338Back when I was in officer training, we had a recreation center with board games like Monpoly and it would be packed almost 24/7. However, that was only because we didn't have access to our phones or computers. Once we did, that place was a ghost town.
>>574830448i would stop her by consenting
UH OHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE IS MELTING RN
maintenance doko?
>>574831523in an hour and 15 minutes and it'll last 4 hours
>>574830264Name 1 Uma that is not autistic
Those funds look pretty good, bwos, a little overprepared but I believe we can get Seeking the Hag with no issue.
I'm just fucking tired. Is there an Uma selector that comes with GL? I might just buy Ogurishit so I don't have to deal with the misery of Ogurislop CMs.
Oguri jobbed so hard during her career I took a dump on my phone.
>>574831141Board games are unironically back in vogue as party stuff to do when friends hang out since Consoles and Couch Co-Op are dead in the water
>>574831759>he doesn't have his 1st anni selector still sitting in storageYou were warned to use it on tbe Hog bro
What is /uma/'s favorite fighting game?The answer is Melty Blood
>>574830879>even the stallions are dangerous
>>574831759xog slop is ok it saves time knowing nothing i do matters and it's up to the xogs to job
>>574831903I used it on opera
>>574829457I'm weak to girls like Dober...
>>574831910Did not even recognize the joke at first because the game is unironically good
>playing fighting gameslolI liked Soul Calibur though.
>>574830448whats the QRD on transcenddoesnt she stalk her trainer
>>574831808>Couch Co-Op are dead in the waterBecause nothing other than fighting games does it anymore
>4 umas are stronger than 100 humanswtf
>>574831446Staying at an inn with close friends/family to use the hotsprings and play boardgames for the weekend is not a bad deal imo>we had a recreation center with board games like Monpoly and it would be packed almost 24/7Same (after bootcamp when we got to our technical school that is), Its where we would go to drink and hang out.
>>574832108this won't help with the rape allegations
>>574832108umas quite literally have the strength of horses yes
>There are genuine soldiers here
I only play fps games when it comes to multiplayerslop
>corn>fighting gamesyeah this is the thirdie thread yep
100 umas vs Goku
So... WHAT have we learnt?>>574832208Boriiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>574832205Ok but what was Eishin Flash doing?
100 umas vs 1 trainer
>>574832274i wanna FUCK this grandma
el melty
>>574832328How much time does the trainer have to prep?
>>574832368Sir, this is an english only thread.
1 uma vs 1 penis
>>5748324291 estrus cycle
AIEEEE i don't have enough sash for Ricky
>>574832461Yours is not a real fight
>>574832328Just put it in
>>574832461The only way a ningen could beat an uma
>>574832441naniiiiiiiii
>>574831656the Big Mc
marked
PENIS COCK INTO CURREN
Speaking of Mexicans, why does Inari Juan randomly shit the bed like this?
>Vinyls are trendy>Board games are trendy>Disposable cameras are trendyIt's her time to shine
>>574832602Shibii should let me breed her as Ace watches
>>574832205Bro the only Shakur fan here is a genuine glowie
>>574832602All three of them should let me breed them, including Luna
>>574832693qrd?
>>574832634End closers be like that early game
Kneel, other game genres.
it's kinda hard to find drawings of Ace (girl) instead of Ace (boy)
>>574832637Flip and slide phones are actually coming back too
>>574832764the biggest issue with those types of phones is that they lack the processing power to access AI
>>574832592weirdly charming artstyle. it's kyute
>>574832747Thanks for reminding me that I should do a replay of WC3, been a while.>GLAD YOU COULD BAKE IT, UTHER!>>574832764They never went away in Japan either, if I recall.
>>574832747>posts one of the most popular yet weakest examplesFucking posers
>>574832693Dont we have like three of them?
picrel it's me. Give me an Uma wife.
>>574832730CIA field agent who loves air shakur
So who's the best Ms. Victoria singer?
>>574832764
>>574832747RTS have been buried 6 feet deep into the ground ever since Blizzard fumbled SC2.We have to wait to see if the new Warhammer games revive it for even a split second
Why don't we get a 3D game like Grubble, that gives us the Winning Post experience?
>>574832592That's manipulation
>>574832916my winner (Kingu)
>>574832747Wc3 customs were the most fun I had playing games for about a decade and Blizzard murdering them with Reforged is a crime they will never fully atone for
>>574832907Ryan
>>574829156This is already a hit on Umatube
>>574832886>Posts one of the most boring and reddit examplesFucking normalfags>>574832934Arguably RTS have been eating dirt since the mid 00s already, way before SC2 ate shit.RTS has had some resurgences in the last 10 years, but nothing will ever reach the top that is the 90s.
>>574832916
>>574832634Look at the conditions for her unique
I need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>UMAmusume>no cryptidgirlsI want a refund
>>574833104this but Rulership
>>574832915Im not agency...Im DoD/W
>>574832916I don't know, I skipped that shit.
>>574832730If I recall correctly, a Shakur fan was vaguely posting about the US planning to nab Maduro just right before the operation kicked off
>>574832886>weakestBlizzard once owned an entire generation of gaming with Starcraft, Warcraft, and Diablo. For better or worse mobas owe their entire system to Warcraft. It also revamped strategy gaming with hero system, creeping, town portals that no other strategy games ever had. The custom map creator allowed so many content creation unheard of.Warcraft was the peak of innovation when Blizzard was once grand.
>>574832934RTS are too expensive to make compared to other modern slop, sadlyI'm glad at least some are still trying to get revived, and even some underground communities are very much alive.Personally I'll settle with Forgotten Empire's games, mostly because they were my first
>>574832924Unexpectedly cute
>>574833159It’s like I can still hear his voice
>>574833214Yes, wc3 defined a genre, but as an rts it's weak, especially compared to sc, and laughably compared to wc2
>>574833214>Some GRUB dev from yesteryear made a point that RPGs were dead, before Diablo revived the entire genre, bringing it to new heights>They then did the same fucking thing with RTS and Starcraft, continuing their cursade with WC, before completely mainstreaming the MMO marketTruly a company of it's own, no one could(can) beat their history.>>574833229>AoMFor me? Good ol' AoE2
>>574833159>Im DoD/Wthat can literally be anywhere from private first class retard to admiral fuckface
>>574832934>ever since Blizzard fumbled SC2.Literally the most successful RTS in history and is the primary reason nothing made after could be "the next big RTS". The only thing it fumbled was like half its story.
Can we go back to ERPing instead of gay boomer talk
Mambo officers escorting our new leadership in the day after the Keb Crisis.jpg
>>574833502kill yourself jp schizo
>>574833417Im an E-6 with 10 years of service if that helpsBut honestly we should get back to talking about the game>>574833536Ticket feels a bit funny here but i cant put my finger on why...
>>574833536nice graphics niggayou running uma on a toaster?mambo the thirdie club lol
>>574824821You're not the only one in that boat
>>574832934RTS and fighting games will never be popular again now that ranked online play is the norm.
>>574833502post an uma so I can judge you and see if it makes me horny enough to actually want to erp.
>>574833402>there was a time blizzard was peak It's sad how the mighty have fallen...I'm clearing all campaigns on Aoe2DE currently, but even if it's a better game objectively I love mythologies. I'll prob play Aoe for sweat and AoM for fun if it's not as active
>>574833229I miss Empire Earth
>>574833608>Im an E-6and you were involved in Operation Absolute Resolve? good job Staff Sergeant, just an Ensign myself
>>574833615Its on my phone... Its a pixel 8...
How do I stop my trainee from trying to marry me.com
>RTS talk>in MY /UMA/I'm finding myself clearing my RTS backlog.Post your top 5 RTS bros I need more
Dawn of War 4 will totally save the RTS genre and return the king to the throne, sponsored by the GERMAN GOVERMENT!Total War 40k will be such hot console garbage holy shit>>574833630I hate modern gaming so fucking much, nothing but try hards that need to HYPER ANALYZE AND "FIGURE THINGS OUT" by code sniffing.>>574833648>That imageHoly fuck don't get me started, I don't wanna goon to her or that Scarlet priestess...>how the mighty have fallen...Easy case study into how to fucking kill yourself and your billion dollar company. THEY SURVIVED VIVENDI AND STILL DIED, only being kept alive by Call of Duty.>I love mythologiesThat's fair. Just not my thing, never played it much when I was young, so AoE2 was my friends and I go to.
CATBOX IS FINALLY WORKING AGAIN
For the record I got this before GL
>>574833808holy fucking saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaved>>574830115>instant racismbit weak in the head there, aren't we?
>>574832934Fumbled SC2 and WC3I still haven't forgiven for the absolute tragedy that was WC3 Reforged.
>>574833468
I thought GL is already out where is it
>>574833979Winning ticket cute
Hot take: WoL is actually one of the greatest campaigns in an RTS ever and shouldn't be blamed because sequels couldn't properly follow up on what it set up
>>574833979Cuter than her VA
>>574833797>I hate modern gaming so fucking muchIs it me or this opinion is becoming more popular nowadays even with zoomers?Not the ones that only "play" games casually aka watch streamers play for them, but the ones that see how much repetition and how sloppy "modern" games are?
>>574833957I wish there were wedding rings in uma like in grub
>>574833957She knows exactly what she's doing...
How much longer?
>>574828825I've got more than enough for MLB Tachyon/2LB Light Hello along with the Steampunk banner, also have three rainbow crystals to boot
>>574833931>"Old things good, new bad, let's remake WC3!">Start project in house, then outsource it to a china sweatshop, with Blizzard oversight>Said oversight gets less and less, the reveal trailer probably having been made in-house>Release and the years after have been a complete shit show, Blizzard forced to take over development in-houseEverything around that "Remaster" is so goddamn glorious>>574833979The cutest German Gal>>574834035Zoomer literally do not know any better, as they grew up with this zero personality repetition bullshit. You can't even blame them because of this, they never saw anything but this low effort shit.
>>574834121I don'tWhat's her problem? She can't see them? They're right there!Maybe an eyesight problem? That could be an issue... I think I should tell Director I won't be able to train her as much anymore because she needs to take care of that...
>>574833794Chinks are busy keeping Red Alert 3 alive with the Corona mod.https://youtu.be/nnAG_z-hs3A?si=KvurY-HCihMPd3FF
>>574834035there's a reason why a lot of indie games have gone viral recently. AAA companies realised they didn't have to be original or interesting anymore to make money and so they just stopped doing so.
>>574834142Hey, it's Buena Vista's actual onii-chan
7 and I fuck my trainee Any other number and I’m free to cancel their marriage contract
>>574834035Modern gamedev is just soulless. Granted there have always been flops (see Daikatana) but so many high profile games come out lately that just feel like the devs have no idea what's fun or what people want.Personally I think for games to be successful as an industry you need some primordial ooze modding community to exist. Like source mods or warcraft 3 customs etc. but that kind of game isn't made anymore or so it seems.
>>574834142Damn I wish I could feel half as comfy as that horse
>>574834252I really hope GTA6 is the ET of our times and the gaming industry gets destroyedWipe the slate clean, burn it down
If your multiplayer game can't sustain its player base without content updates then it has inherently shit gameplay
>>574834310>Personally I think for games to be successful as an industry you need some primordial ooze modding community to exist.That was literally what the guy who runs the SC2 Custom Campaign community said, that there will never be another SC2 or WC3 until one is released that has highly moddable tools for players to make their own fun long after the developers stop supporting it.
finally some good fucking food
>>574834391low iq take
>>574834391>umamusume pretty derby does thisOH NO BROS
>>574832747i will kneel when your shitty game company return my copy of original frozen throne instead of forcing me to play reforge
>>574834391True
