Money money moneyhttps://www.dota2.com/darkcarnival>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>574592882
my wife... hoodwink
i lost the webm of Hoodwink dancing.
kill all furryniggers
>>574827696please don't sexualize her you demon, that's so wrong
I'm Israeli. What hero should I main?
>>574827751you don't have to be a furry to admit she's very fun to play, go back to wind ranger, the objectively worse shit version of hoodwink retard
>>574827759she did it herself
>>574827759Honestly her voice is so alluring. I have no idea why.
>>574828169it's because brooke williams is from new zealand and she's hot af
>>574827963>>>/pol/
>>574827696here it is
Traxex doesn't even use mask of madness though.
>>574831291im positive that item was released before madness silenced.
>>574831925
>>574832226the hat came out in 2014
>>574832226>>574831925
fuck my squirrel-ass life. I blame pudge, with his 10k hero damage after 50 minutes.He had the clown set, FITTING.
>>574836496>Dragon Lance on HoodwinkWhat are you smoking
>>574836791I like hydra's breath.
>>574837209hoodwink doesn't shoot though.
https://x.com/PolymarketDota2/status/2079748265298239976Can this save dota2?
The only way dota 2 is reviving is if they admit that behavior score is killing the game, and revert it to how it was previously.Also permanent and expanded aghs labyrinth
>>574839036this supposedly did well in lol.I think it would be more interesting.
>>574839036one of the fissure online tournament did it once but never did again but if they are going to run all these dota 2 tournaments you might as well spice it up
>>574839036This wouldn't have been needed if Valve fucking buffs unplayable heroes.
when I lane against pufge I get hooked three times then afk farm jungle every single time
>>574840452just don't let him hook you?lmao?
>>574840569I can't resist the hook
you took the bait
Being in a relationship in 2026 is a humiliation ritual ngl
The thing I hate the most is when retards are complaining I didn't ping miss, as if I would provide this information they would change their course of actions in any way. Like, what are you planning to do after seeing someone's missing, nigga? Gonna go wait between trees for 5 minutes?
>>574841135It's called being a team player
I've become a turbo spammer
most of my ranked matches only last 10 more minutes than a turbo match.
>>574841984Those 10 minutes adds up
>net lossLike 8 hours of dota and only a -25 mmr change. Fucking nuts.
If you play snapfire you deserve to have your mother raped and murdered by a pack of niggers
>>574839036Fearless Draft is actually a top tier idea for pro play. I'd even take it for normal game mode.
Most of my favorite dota 2 players married Asian girls. I'm sure it means nothing.
>>574843584Being married is a meme in 2026
I like to stick squirrels up my butt
>>574843295who is going to do a best of 3 tournament with random pubs when it's hard enough keeping them from flaming each other for 1 match?
0% worth putting in the effort to play0 max hp7 times died before using sunder
I've heard that the most popular heroes in the mmr range of the lobby are also added to a hero ban pool in addition to the player bans.where's a source for this though? this is all I could find on liquipedia about hero bans.
>>574839036retarded forced diversity that make teams play suboptimally to make up for the game being imbalanced
Last time I played this game was in in the beta in 2012-2013. Would it be too difficult to get back in now? Kinda getting the itch to play something like this but idk.
>>574836496having 0 useful items at 50 mins on hoodwink is pretty impressive
>Saksa 33 beef was realWhat the fuck bwos...
>>574797919In both of cases, the troll last picked into axe, and the monkey king last picked into axe. Literally 10-0 in the early game lol, do you how strong a blademail is that early? Also helps a ton for farming. The plan is to take over the enemy jungle and keep mid/top pushed, leaving tons of room for my pos 1.But I can also pick up Meteor hammer to speed up getting towers in leui of tanky items or radiance.
ready for thursday, bros?
Is there any defense to this game's matchmaking when it tries to fuck you? Why does the game assign multiple ascendant carries that you know aren't boosters because you recognize their cosmetics and names from other games at your MMR to the enemy team and gives you a team full of sub-200 GPM feeding retards who go 0-20 on out of meta carries?I won a game last week only because I shit on the entire enemy team with 2 rapiers on medusa. Today I played a game where I ended with least deaths, most kills and highest GPM on fucking position 4. Why does this happen? Why doesn't it happen in any other game? Why is it so much worse than at any point in the history of the game? And when will the Campo Santo fag have to get a job at Costco?
>giving a fuck about mmrAll you results oriented noobs are doing it wrong. The only viable strategy is to pick something really annoying and utterly ruin the enemys enjoyment of the game to the point he starts feeding irl
Yeah... I love this game...
>>574836496you fucking suck ass at hoodwink never touch her ever again
>>574841803it's way more fun than the actual game why should i care about a arbitrary internet number over having fun with my friend and duo queueing/or playing with other pals in general, if u solo queue this game ur a fag
>play normal mm in off hours>same game has literal immortals and people with 5 wins (real new accounts)mid lost last hits 60 to 2.
>>574827963Bounty hunter
>>574846214Yeah I see your point, but then again no game is balanced and funnily enough Dota is the most balanced esport there is and look how fucked the balancing is for itSo yeah I'm all in for fearless draft
need pugna (female) (+cock)...
>>574860687can u fuck off out of these threads dota2trannypoints
At least this one wasn't a total stomp, but a few greedy plays cost us so dearly.Also the enemy reported me and got me muted, couldn't warn my team about what was about to happen...RIP my MMR.I think I need to find a way to make muerta mid somehow work, at least then I can hyper carry most any game. She's just so incredibly weak for most of the game though...
I'm a lick away from finally being bad at the game (reaching Archon)Tell me the most retardproof hero to spam for 10 gamesI've also noticed that both enemies and teammates are getting significantly dumber and worse at the game than herald or guardian
>>574852487>taken downcatbox the full image, thank you
>>574827963Alchemist. Its literally a Jew on the back of its golem
Rod of atos. I saw some people mention Atos on techies and i gave it a try and i kind of like it actually if nothing else because it lets you grab an assist from a mile away. Ive been spamming techies recently and im getting noticeably better, i am also steadily climbing. I actually think he is a really versatile hero and i consistently top the damage on my team if not both. Yesterday in particular in my last game people had apparently collectively decided that mines cant legally explode their body without their consent because they just kept running through the explosions like there was no tomorrow. I think definitely the fact that you can play like a 4 or whatever and still remain one of the most dangerous players on the map, im experimenting i guess and pushing the limits of how much i can control with so few mines and its actually alot more than i thought. Im still prone to placing all 3 mines down effectively making me impotent until they have recharged but im implementing just putting one and letting it recharge unless theres a reason not to, this way i always have 3 mines and its obviously 1000x better in the most obvious way but my brain loves that fast result of placing them all Thanks for reading my diary
>>574861340same position as youwhile the players in guardian and herald werent as good mechanically i felt like they tried more, eg group up, warding, taking rosh and other objectivesbut now that i am close to archon i feel like everybody is just retarding out, farming as much as possible, only split push and never group up to take objectives. i dont know whyalso how many hours you got i got 2300 and another aprox. 5k in wc3
my friend who started in herald is gonna be archon soon im gonna cry
>>574863468
>>574864353>but now that i am close to archon i feel like everybody is just retarding out, farming as much as possible, only split push and never group up to take objectives. i dont know whyexact same feeling. I'm in archon now and people just get caught alone showing splitpushing lane at 50min with no buyback. in guardian and low crusader people grouped up as 5 more and were more willing to play together. I feel like in archon people are more hardheaded and give less fucks about their teammates. sure people are mechanically better but when it comes to reading the map and collective play and throwing it feels like a regression
>>574827696This one?
Was there a short film contest this year????
>>574869253Nope.Valve gave up on it after the AI slop entry won the votes.
>>574869619When did they do a film contest??? And what video? Link?
>>574870193newfag
>>574846118Late reply, but:https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Version_7.25>Reworked All Pick banning system:>Now, each nominated hero has a 50% chance of being banned. Previously half of all nominated heroes would get banned randomly.>If less than 10 heroes got banned, heroes get automatically rolled for banning based on their ban rate at the match's MMR bracket, until 10 heroes are banned.
>>574867870Yeah, clumping up for like 10-15 minutes so you guys can share the creep wave 5-ways and get zero farm trying to push a T1 tower you can't hit because the creep wave never gets past the solo Jakiro pressing Q once every 30 seconds is sooooooo much better.More like people in Guardian are retards. They just clump together and dick around because they don't know item timings or basic macro. Just a bunch of retards letting a whole map's worth of farm go to waste while you clown around a tower for 10-15 minutes while the enemy carry is catching up on farm.
>>574870984Dude you're mischaracterizing my post and you're extremely antagonistic from the jump. Maybe you should shut down the computer and go do something else. Have a nice day
>>574849231elaborare
>>574862827Rod is an underrated item in general. Supports buying dogshit items instead of it or euls annoys the fuck out of me.
Beesa playing the carry
>200 games of Dota this month>99 losses>101 winsY-yay...+50 MMR... I'm climbing...........
>>574839036>The game devs are so fucking bad, the tournament organizers (that probably never played the game) have to step in
>>574859045>Dota is the most balanced esport there isNo thats CS.10 years ago maybe dota was.
>>574875696what? this isnt the first funsies mode tournament in dota2
>>574875972ah yes, the ti with one hero being in 50% of the games
>>574875384considering wins give +40 and losses -25 during the event yes you'd be climbing quite a lot on a pure forced 50% set
>>574870984true people shouldnt try to take a tier 3 or take roshan and wait until minute 120 for tier 10 enchanters bauble
DOE PUSSY
>>574848769learning any competitive game is going to be hard.
>>574853985why aren't you playing an impactful core role if you want to win?
>>574848769It's supposedly easier than ever according to people that don't play it at all
>played league for ages>start playing dota>500 games in >hit legend alreadythis kinda easy fr, I play abaddon
>>574870868thanks broski.
patch???
>>574877327>legend That's like silver in league
>have an iranian pos1>lose
>>574853336>I'm so hyped, it's more of the same shit!
>>574863468>>574866179what're these ugly ass faces
>>574878676>>574877327Legend is around gold/plat in lol. What rank were you in lol?
>>574848769I think dota is in the best state it's ever been right now.t. I play the game every day both ranked and turbo
>have iranians on team>lose biglyorange man finish them PLEASE!
>>574880102>Legend is around gold/plat in lolNo. Even being generous and pretending immortal draft is the cutoff for challenger or whatever the top rank in league is you're forgetting that the mmr peak in dota is more than twice the mmr where draft starts. Legend is like high bronze or silver at best
I wonder what Gaben's trying to tell me
>>574881990>some guy in Dota being 17k MMR means that every rank in Dota is the equivalent of bronzeNice logic lmao
>>574882647How do you win with this immovable skellington?
>>574881990you might be the biggest retard to ever be retarded.
>>574882728>>574883289Cope, shitters.
>>574883935>numbers, what do they mean?
>>574883216He's the strongest carry in the game and no one knows except me.
>>574884275this one presents league in reverse percentile if you look at the cumulative column for an easier comparison.
>>574884275>>574884484so Legend is Platinum.
>>574884275>most of the Dotards are below LegendHOLY KEKAre those bots? What is the mean skill of Dotard?
>>574885717crusader
>>574884275Most Herald shitters are Herald because of communication score. Its not possible to be worse than legend players mechanically and game understanding wise, its just the trench, grieferw and shitters
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.42https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.42https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.42HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED SNAPFIRE
>>574888524>number patch with 3 weeks until tididnt even need to click
ALLOW ME TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SCEPTERS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE CATACLYSM!>I WANT TO HAVE MINI TORNADOES!>I WANT TO HAVE VECTOR ICE WALL!ALLOW TO BUY 3 AGHANIM SHARDS!!!>I WANT TO HAVE SUNSTRIKE FORGE SPIRITS!>I WANT TO HAVE EMP PULL AND BURN!>I WANT TO HAVE RADIANCE GHOST WALK!LET ME BUY NOTHING BUT AGHANIM! LET ME BE THE ARSENAL MAGUS!!!
>Hoodstink event instead of Pangolier
>>574888524>buff arc wardenunironically he's the most powerful midlaner in game, of course he needs buffs
>Shit match>Re-queue immediately>Same retards in my team, pros against>Shit match>Wait a bit, go to the bathroom, grab a snack...>Finally re-queue>Same retards yet again against their same supermenI really wish there was a system in place to prevent repeating teams in succession, especially since we were all solo.
>>574890653Hoodwink is the main character and most beloved character in the game.
>>574890653*casts leprosy on you*
>>574888524I farmed a lot of mmr with snapfire pos 4, you rush shard and after laning phase your only job is to sit at the back and press ult = highest dmg in the game every game. heal is irrelevant, tower hitting irrelevant, cooldown on cookie hurts bud manageable
>>574890879They carry the antibodies, the only way you are getting the antibodies from them is if you poorly cook and eat them, in which case you might as well be more worried of getting botulism than actually leprosy.
>>574861438Taken down from where, anyways I didn't save the full picture, it's not very pleasant I just like that bit
sex with hoodwink
I'M OFFICIALLY CRUSADER 3 YOU FAGSI HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH IN RANK BEFOREHOLY SHIT I WAS AT FUCKING HERALD NOT TOO LONG AGO THE CLIMB IS REAL
>>574885717>>574886557retards that stopped playing the game 4 years ago are self-reporting. rank distribution changes over time, 2k mmr in 2016 and 2k mmr in 2026 are not the same players and it's true for every competitive game - average skill increases the longer game lives. I know a lot of lol players that were diamond in season 3 and now cannot escape gold and I watched this process happening in real-time in tekken
>>574891131Where do you get all these deers
>>574891657same bro, I lost every single calibration match and was in herald 2, now I'm crusader. congrats, keep it going
>>574891657good job anon :)keep climbing!
>>574891830From here mostly, there's not that many these days though
>>574891728>retards self-reportingYeah dude, no shit. I was in Ancient and I'm on a brink of Legend 1 now
I play turbo only and have done for the last few years so I have no rank as a dirty casual. But I regularly end up in games with Ancient or Divine players with the odd Legend or Immortal for most games. But then I randomly get games (though those have a worse skill closeness score rating) with legends and archons. Due to this Idk my actual rank as I could be the shitter for the higher ranked games but they dont any better on average.
>>574892153If only you were NICER to drawfags
>>574893072the thread bully drove all drawfriends away :(
>>574893072why should we be nice to attentionwhores
>>574893072I am plenty nice
>>574893462cute :)
>>574893462give her bigger tits
>>574893462give her a bigger hat
You ever have the urge to play a heroI just got the urge to play some Bristle
>>574893462give her a bigger cock
>>574893980I didn't draw it
>>574890839No dota plus list of players to ignore?
Dude metal gear solid is good
>>574895217
>>574895217is this the /forsen/ general
SO HERE IS A META ROUND UP BOYS:ETHERAL BLADE IS THE FOCUS. IT SHOWS THE CURRENT POWERCREEP. +24 STATS FOR A TECHNICAL "SUPPORT" ITEM IS CRAZY. I THINK YOU WILL SEE INFLATED HERO HEALTH AND STAT GAIN
>>574895798it costs 5200 gold
waited a few days before playing again and im still in the lose queuecant shake it like a bad habit
>>574895798>E-Blade>Support itemAt 40 minutes maybe
>>574897191I tend to avoid playing during afternoon and evening in EU as I get better quality matches (even for losses) late at night through till mid morning.
>>574897293its not that expensive if the match demands you to buy a ghost scepter to survive.
>>574897496Cant really play at those times thougheverbeit
>>574895798Actually the best support item is shadow blade as it's the only real defensive item this patch.
>>574897293>>574896063I SAID "SUPPORT"ITS GOT VARAIBILITY
>>574885717can't you read?crusader 4 is the 50%
>>574897696Its more that for the price of you getting eblade you can buy other items. having scythe in addition to the base ghost scepter isnt all that much more and you provide more utility in most scenarios. >>574897954True but Id argue its more a "Core" item as most people who buy it are nukers and with the alt build path a lot of supports tend to opt for that instead in some situations.
>>574886880why is it a child? disgusting.
>>574890839if you don't want the same players why wouldn't you wait for them to leave the post-game channel first?I like to requeue fast sometimes because it puts them on the other team and I shit on them to get my MMR back.
>>574891728peak pseudointellectual. you're like 1/8th the way to understanding what you're talking about.
dude my ember has 300 odd games on ember why did he feed 8 deaths to necro on mid this is too much
>>574898537what is your 8/8 take then?
>>574898610haha sorry bro I had a tough matchup in the mid lane, now I gotta go get ready for work, ggs bro.
>>574898864what does rank distribution mean to you?
>>574899041responding to my question with a question isnt a great look
>>574899041NTA but the distribution can stay almost the same but the entire thing can be right shifted in actual skill/ability. I.e. if you sent all people playing now back in time (ignore balance patches etc. to not be pedantic) theyd likely cause the distribution to be heavily different with way too many people at higher ranks. If you did the reverse then more people would be at the lower ranks. The game is more "solved" than it was over a decade ago.
>>574899315why have a discussion about something you can't comprehend?
>>574899663the distribution will remain mostly the same, but the skill requirement to be above the average rank would be higher.
>>574899708there is no discussion to be had when your ego fills the text
>>574899947That would occur after it mellows out and corrects the boundaries for ranks. The initial anons point was the immediate distribution would be different and that a crusader of today is better than a legend or whatever back in the day in terms of raw skill. The actual MMR is besides the point. As you say to be higher rank now requires more actual skill than before. But due to that if you sent them back in time theyd climb far more easily on average.
>>574898253better?
>>574900827genuinely a massive improvement, I hate bobbleheads
the lose queue is making me insane
wheres the ti hype
a single biggest buff for all shitter heroes like arc warden, meepo or visage. now the argument "well it's hard to play them" is inapplicable when people try to justify why these heroes are allowed to be 10 times stronger than all other
>>574901928right hereOH MY GOD ITS THE INTERNATIONAL 2026 IN 25 DAYS!!!!AWOOOGA
>>574899041>8/8 take is when you start midwit sophistry like "well define [thing] then I can answer"
my brown boots sniper pos4 left the lane to jungle at lvl 3 im against ursa shaman what do i do
>>574901928When valve drops the update
>>574903149grief safe and midlane to lose quicker
>>574902493Im 100% positive they buff "Micro intensive" heroes because nobody plays them. so they are almost always broken as shit. its just that very little people play them willingly unless they are smurfing or boosting.
>>574903149report for role abuse and walk behind him trying to last hit his jungle creeps for the rest of the game
>>574903576Isnt Chen still bad late game or is he actually viable after the buff he got. Ive not seen him this patch at all.
>>574869002Not that one.
>>574903874Chen was never a good late game pick even during his stronger days.
Where's the battlepass? TI is in like 2 weeks.
>>574903919This one?
>>574903421>>574903658'im really tempted to do this but I'm scared that my team will all report me and I'll lose behavior score alongside him
>>574904071No it was black background and she was doing something with her hips... idk. She had her normal outfit on.
>>574904053battlepass???
Buff Pugna.
>>574904472Don't know which one you mean then, must've not saved it.
>>574902790I look like this and do this
the lose queue in shitpool is even harder to stomach because in normal pool okay the team wasnt up to speed outdrafts etc sure but in shitpool you have blatant griefers attaching their hero to you, buying back for no reason, shipping mantle of intelligence to your inventory i mean its too much
Does anyone know sign language? What does she want?
>>574904770I found a low quality version of it on tenor.Sad.
>>574905948I didn't save that one because it's ai.
>>574906097Oh wow. Didn't even know that.
>>574900827unironically yes.
Sex with Hoodwink
>>574903149report him for griefing and role abuse, farm the jungle while you wait f or them to shove the lane into your tower and you go catch it, cope that your team will not get shit on in the other 2 lanes so that you can have a chance to play later.
>>574905948bruh how old are you that this ai generated furry fortnite shit appeals to you? are you even old enough to be on this website?
>>57490658629, but I'm not interested in it, now that I know it's AI. I just like Hoodwink.
Best EWC games? This meta kinda makes all of them bland
>>574906848>I just like Hoodwink.Based same
silver edge or mkb against PA
>>574841803I farm MVPs with mirana 4/5 pos, first item aghs, averaging 8 mins item pickup.Literally nuking opponents everytime with arrows, specially how early teamfights are, low max hp enemies and barely any mobility. super fun ;)
>>574907921yes
where patch
>>574870984>>574876243This sort of thing is too circumstantial. Sometimes you should clump, sometimes you shouldn't. Depends too much on matchups and team comps and lategame win conditions. That said, the biggest mistake is still almost always going HG. You see that way more around Archon or below, people running at T3s hoping to end. Just take rosh, make a pick, and then go HG with 6v4.
>>574909080In a couple of hours if it's released today, but probably more likely it'll be tomorrow.
anons, do you have that clip of Astini shouting "Vamooo" or something, if i recall, it was at EWC and counterstrike players were very loud, so Astini made a war cry for his team too. He coached parivision that time, i cannot find it in YouTube for some reason
>>574912601it was the ESL one he won with pvision the one with crystallis actually
Astini should be coaching aurora
>>574841803SameMainly been using it to practice heroes but People somehow feel more tryhard yet more fun in turbo.Everyone getting items quicker means people bother to take objectivesAnd if you have a team who caveman 1v5 chain feed its actually over quickly
I wish threadbully would harass these turbo manlets instead of going after the people who play ranked and actually take it seriously.
Are the new wagons unlocked yet?
>>574886880>>574900827SEXOOOO
>>574914383tomorrow
>>574903149report for role abuse, NEVER flame or talk in chat about it because the pos 4 shitter will ping your items and the enemies to make it seem like it was your faultthis never works out in your favor from experiencejust try to salvage the situation or accept the lossgames are decided by the time one team tries to hg and either wins or chokes, not on the lane phasea sniper is good on hg defense no matter the items if he's standing back
>grind unranked>win a few games>system thinks I "must be a smurf">immediately get immortal tier queues that I am not prepared forSo let me get this straight. Play well=punished, play bad=punished. What am I actually supposed to do in this dogshit game then?
>>574919305Play ranked instead of unranked
how to practice last hitting I cannot do this shit
Non-turbo modes are just bad.>pick supp>lvl 6 at 20 min>no items>never really get to experience the hero and have fun>fucking 40min waste of time and you're utterly helpless in losing gamesThere's a reason why supps have infinite role queues while other roles require goy points
>>574922001"Learn" tab -> Welcome -> Tier 3 -> Last Hitting
>>574880102>>574881990this guy is the biggest coping retard in the thread and i don't even play league but i have friends that do
>>574922079at least someone can admit it, if u have pals to play with turbo is just the objectively FUN game mode if ur playin solo queue ranked u have a spiked but plug up ur stupid faggot ass and u don't like having fun retards
YOU ARE DOOMED!
I put sniper on auto-ban and if he doesn't get banned I pick him knowing damn well he will get double picked by a mouthbreather. Not because he's OP, I'm just fed up with watching my clueless witch doctor walk around with his head in his asshole feeding free kills, and then watching a group of idiots struggle to breach high ground because why would you chronosphere sniper when you can use it on wisp or invoker while sniper 2 shots you inside along with a trapped teammate.Just juked a retard from picking sniper with this tactic and he went 2/12/5 with huskar in mid instead. The state of these retards is beyond words. I can't wait to escape 3.5k hell.
>>574922079Anon...supports are stronger early game than later. They don't need items to be strong in the first 20 minutes before the babies on carry buy BKB (if ever). That's the whole point of the design. You're doing it wrong.
>>574898537It's not "pseudointellectual".It's just doomposting from fags who don't play the game.>back in muh day 37 years ago when I was still underage, i was 2k mmr and that is like 20k mmr now!!1!They're not here to talk/discuss/argue. They're here to cope and doompost. Basically bots. No point talking to them.
>>574924906Youre forgetting a crucial detail anon. By support he means pos4 NOTacore.
>>574924906herald take, there's plenty of supports that scale
>>574925801He brought up infinite role queue tokens. Only pos 5 gets those.
>>574925851its harder to list the ones that dont
there wont be a patch (aside from the programmer carnival event) because they are actually working on deadlock right now.
>>574925879Bold of you to assume he didnt lane swap.
>>574926710I didn't assume shit, I use information as presented. If he's whining about pos 4 heroes (which he's not) then he can do it explicitly instead of having a separate retard ACKSHUALLY'ing in the thread for him.
>>574879192>more story>more cosmetics>more minigamesYes? Okay, maybe Magnus set isn't as good as the other 3.
>>574922079yeah its so fun when a hero that usually needs at least 30 minutes to start dealing damage wipes your team after 10 minutes and few kills on lane, and he's also 10 level ahead of everybody else
>play like shit>still win
>>574925851>t. picks sniper pos 4
>no patchits over
>>574928114>barely get to play at all>team just stomps the enemy themselvesWhere the fuck does matchmaking get off on giving me good teammates?
>>574884275>>574884484Adding to the pile: Opendota has a live chart based on pub data.https://www.opendota.com/distributionsSo anybody below Archon is literally below average. And no it's not because of bs/cs like the one poster's cope. You could argue your ability to not be a feeding psycho who breaks items and/or never abandon games and/or not have mental breakdowns in chat every game is a small but significant part of skill
>>574928392No, Archon problems are not griefing or feeding. They start to understand of farm and gold advantage. The cores just still have "protagonist" syndrome, so if you stack for them and ping it, they'll ignore it and just do whatever. This may include dying alone on the enemy side of the river. Just forget about Torm, the "main character" cores would rather spend that thirty seconds clearing neutral camps.
>>574928762Note that I wasn't saying all Archons are like that. I was just making fun of >>574886557
>>574929026Oh, that. Yeah, that guy is an idiot.
>>574884275>>574884484You can't take this seriously have so much smurfing going on in dota that doesn't get talked about
>>574929141Stop worrying about smurfs and just play. I still report them, though. But someone being a smurf account doesn't mean they're good. And making fun of them, if they have a sub-50 winrate definitely stings them.
>>574929141The smurfing and account buying literally shows up as a second (and third) peak in those graphs. You can safely exclude them when making comments about the general population because it's a normal distribution otherwise. You could have 5 million extra Immortal accounts and it won't change the fact that the median hump / pub midpoint is 2.5k-ish.
>>574928762One funny problem I had when I was lower MMR was that when I got to pick Troll Warlord as pos 1, I couldn't do Tormentor at all because my teammates would constantly start fights and BROOOL (and some of them were good fights for me) and/or push, and I couldn't Torm at 20:00 without ult so I had long periods of time where I had to leave it alone because I had no ult. It was so sad.Now though, I can't solo Tormentor at lv 11-12 @ 20:00 with 2 items because of the buffs. The bare minimum I found was lv 15 with 3 items. Really sucks.
>>574927548Bro I was making a joke about pos4 hero picks in relation to his comment about supports being bad late game. Why you taking it so seriously?
>>574928117im a pos1 medusa player and oracle player nub quit projecting sweaty
>>574928117>wins your gameYou're welcome, chud.
>>574930275Just keep raising your MMR. The teammates will come, eventually. The minmaxing kind, who understand networth advantage. Currently Legend 1, and there is a noticeable uptick in Torm takes. Close to the 20min. mark, even.
>>574928117>>574926150warlock, witch doctor, crystal maiden, shadow shaman, lich, oracle, rubick, zeus, venge, wyvern, stfu uve never played this fkn game losers
>>574930463Looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels and shooping quite a few whoops in my time.
i love losing 1 hour of my life because the axe offlane decided to go afk all gamewhats with axes anyway? they have an extremely high chance of tilting
>>574922079damn you must really suck if that's your experience.
>>574930495Sorry to tell you this but even 4ks and 5ks still don't do Tormentor.
>>574931146Mine do. US East in the evening, though (hispanic hours).
>>574924885Sniper is fun and he's a retard filter.the problem is the higher your mmr goes the faster the match gets and he's too immobile for your spastic teammates to play around you.
>>574928762ok why don't you play core then since the opposing core will be a mouth breathing retard and you'll be a gigachad gigabrain gigaboss gigacarry that should be gigaeasy then.
>>574929141you're so right xister only dota has smurfing and it's totally skewing the rank distribution!
>>574931217I lose when I get SA teams but I win with RU teams.US W/E player.
>>574884275>>574928392>MFW top 5% player and will soon be top <1%
>stomps your pubsEasily the strongest offlaner... early game...
>>574931632Because I have a... *checks Dotabuff* 57% winrate as position 4 and 53% winrate as position 5. Across 473 games. My secret? I don't grief pick. Ever. Simple as that. It goes a long way towards victory to have, at least, one support who isn't a griefing dipshit.If I called you out, I am not sorry. I know I will surpass you. Managing your emotional state is actually one of the skills I have learned, as a Support, you gigantic, emotionally unstable manchild.
>>574931217>evening hours>when the worst players are out in full force.You're crazy.I queue early morning or midday and then stop once 4pm-5pm rolls around, and I try to avoid playing too much on weekends.
>>574932097nah I have twice your mmr and I played pos1 with an 80% win rate in your bracket to get out of it.
>>574932658For now. I want to play stuff other than Luna. That 10.0 versatility ain't going nowhere.
>>574933374how do I get wood?
I only need two more tickets for the smelting car, lads
>>574933480pick naixattack tree
>>574933723>Valve will add even more levels to Smelter>and I'll be even further behind
>>574933980Actually, the last two cars don't have secret rooms. I might be okay? Valve might not even add extra levels, and pointing at the "give your tickets to your friends" machine, instead.
>>574933980>Just play co-op games>Full of draft dodging Rusnigs rushing Meteor Hammers and avoiding the front lines of Ukraine It's 1 guaranteed token every 10-15 minutes.
>>574933723
>>574922079>It's great if you're winning >But it's a ton of waiting around if you're losing >The worst feeling is knowing you lost at draft but having to play a 30+minute game while the enemy dominates the entire map and you're just waiting for them to push high ground to win >If you bitch, the enemy will just prolong the match even longer because holding the enemy hostage gives them a power trip
Your pos 4, sir.
>>574939248Forgot pic
might play some morphling
What does this say about me?
I just won a double down. so that puts me at what, ~85%?so next match could be another promotion for me!
At last holy shit. I can die happy now.
>>574948003>average in all regardsgrats!
>>574948092Shut up you fucking twat
Carry God.
>/ourguy/ posts new pugna>nobody posts itwhat happened dotards?
>>574948003Congrats on climbing Anon.
>10 minutes into game>look at teammates inventory4 fucking empty slots, arcane boots and a ring of health or some shitFILL YOUR SLOTS WITH BRANCHES NIGGA
>>574948615I wish it showed her bare shoulders, but I understand she needs the popped collar.
>>574948576test
>>574932780>10.0 versatilityngmi
>>574922079turbo invalidates dotalaning doesnt matter, harass doesnt matter, timing doesnt matter but if you like it, sure
>>574949192pedo furfag is also a colorblind retard?
>>574948852why? I need room for wards.
how do I get a cute dota gf (female)?
Since they reworked Torm it seems my teammates die to it more often than successfully take it.
>>574948615I thought this dude was dead.
>>574951934hit the gym
Game had me sweating, nglNow, I sleep.
hmmmmmmthe enemy niggernaut ulted meperhaps I should bodyblock my teammate (who is much smarter, skilled, and attractive than I am) and ensure we both are killedthat seems like a good idea!
>>574956106>not having a ghost scepter already, or fighting away from creeps
>>574949192why the fuck do you not have mask of madness?
>>574960417luna fucking sucks anyway, just play medusa she's way sexier, she makes me rock hard
Guys I have an idea. What if we made an enjoyable Dota 2 mod and then we turned it into pay to win standalone game with HARAMBE? That will surely make a fuckload of money right?
>>574960973why does he have painted nails and make up is he a faggot? i thought he had a gf
>pos 1 bitching pre game>pos 1 bitching mid game>pos 1 bitching late game>nothing in particular was happening>rest of the team werent even really talking outside of some friendly comms>we had the lead the entire timemaybe i shoulda euthanized
>>5749612044channel user faggot bitching on his gay website
>>574961262hello pos 1
>>574961426ur god dam right, im a medusa spammer for real
>>574961153lmao plenty of faggots out there thats larping with a gf
>>574961153man dressed up as a woman is oldest joke in the book.
>>574961564u think his gf is a beard?
>>574961604https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen
I still think techies is the best hero>can 3/4/5 + splits amazingly>not overly item dependent >can actually own land>surprisingly good solo kill and normal kill potential naked throughout the game >removes buildings
>>574827751Based, best post in the thread.
>Stop playing at 4.5k MMR in 2016>Come back at 1k in early 2026Hitting this feels good, but holy shit most of my games are atrocious.
>>574960417>Mask of mariachi on a caster carry
>>574963479He's strong but I'm morally offended by him occupying the slot that went to Old Techies and so I won't play him.
>>574968525I havent been consistent over the years so i havent seen all the variations, i think.This is better than stacking green mines under towers ect, the way he is now favors a more aggressive playstyle rather than just being a ranges creeps with a button
pouring essence distiller on my cock before I fuck the enemy team
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
>>574928762OH YEAHI'M IN MY TRAINING (farming) ARC
no more patch...
Omniknight is such an amazing hero, i dont know why not more people pick him. chasing an enemy with the degen aura is so great
PA just doesn't work man. Human evolution has taught people to throw everything but the kitchen sink at her from level 1. I played Troll one game and people were like "yeah who cares, let him free farm lol" , I picked PA and I had smoke gangs, deep wards and non-stop rotations all game. To top things off I was flamed by my team and reported for being a retard when I literally couldn't touch a creep all game, how is that my fault? Never playing PA again.
GABEN what the fuck hahahahahahahCandy multiplier
did the new thing drop or is it tonight EU time
>>574979162in 8 hours
when does the event end? i dont see a date anywhere
>>574977221thats nuts!
>>574982527this is only part one
>>574982527the previous TI event lasted until a couple weeks after the end of TI so sometime in september?
>>574982527Like next year or something
>>574982527Crownfall ran for 10 months, depending on how many acts this even has it could be anything from 5 to 12 months.
>mid picks ember>loseHaven't seen this worthless nigger hero win once in at least 20 picks, why do midniggers insist on picking it?
>>574988550in ewc he had like 66% wr
>>574976554skill issue.
Lack of region lock killed this game.
>>574988550pilot issue.
guys I just patched myself...
>>574982527My prediction is maybe December if it's 3 chapters.
holay fuk TI soonno hype lmaokinda miss sept TIsnot looking forward to waking up at 6 to watch GF
why is it so easy to win 4v5 in 4-6k mmr?
>>574988550On the contrary I've been having very good ember and void spirit mids in my games lately. The one I never see is Storm and when I do he doesn't have as much impact as the other two
Fellas...I just creampied an Undying PA lane as Tree offlane with a bounty supp. Is treant actually a really good offlane?
>>574997913tree is amazing vs most double melee lane
Still didn't see a single person wearing the new personas
The one mid hero that I always find dogshit either on my team or on the enemy is Invoker. I just never see a good Invoker owning ever. Now I know it's a good hero, in esports the pros often own with him but in my bracket it's a sure sign that the game is a forced loss or a forced win depending on which side the Invoker is
>>575001157>Default model variant with a voice filterGee I wonder why.
>>575001157>>575001647They are also incompatible with all hats, even weapons/arcanas. its a straight up downgrade.
>>575001157They really feel uninspired and lame honestlyPersonas overall are a downgrade relative to Arcanas but these ones really aren't it
Did they add more to the smelting carI thought the 12 candies was the last one but now I can smelt again for 8 more
>>575001157Personas are fun then they completely change the character. For example an Invoker Filomena Persona would make sense, because they are essentially the same character but an entirely different person. Humanized Auroth from the series would also make sense and be actually interesting. Sorla Khan Axe replacement.Serina (Juggernaut's Sister) the whole point is getting a new character without fundamentally creating a new one. The odd example is Imperia, she is not a Persona despite being her own character. (and personas were already a thing by the time she came around) although I feel she would've been better off as her own hero instead of being a skin.
I love agi supportswe need more agi supports
>>575001157>minimal effort hatthanks but no thanks
>>575001157I've seen one Oracle, it's definitely the best one out of those.
When are they introducing strict language queue? I don't want people that speak the wrong language in my games.
>>575001157I saw all of them basically already
>>575003356yeah these ruskis are ruining my turbo lobbies
>>575001157I bought the Oracle persona. I feel like it could be called an Arcana. The rest of them suck. Where is the Juggernaut's sister arcana with the axes?
>>575003356not happening it is borderline racist to enforce something like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v1phor/would_you_abandon_one_ranked_game_to_pick_up_your/https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v1phor/would_you_abandon_one_ranked_game_to_pick_up_your/https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v1phor/would_you_abandon_one_ranked_game_to_pick_up_your/
>>575003561go back
>>575003473I think Oracle is the only good one because Oracle doesn't really have particularly cool sets or immortal cosmeticsbut Bristle, Axe and LC all have cool shit already, particularly Axe
>>575003510How is that racist? Anyone can queue for any language, but if you speak the wrong one oyu should get punished.
>>575003779I agree but imagine the amount of people that would be upset if something like this actually happened, the cons outweigh the pros for valve.
>>575003779just mute them you little bitch
>>575001157It's definitely appealing to a very narrow set of people Axe>Immortal Ti9 Jungle Axe already blurs the line between arcana and immortal>No one is going to be buying the persona when you could throw handsLC >Already has arcana and many setsBristle>Full immortals already looks like Mecha Bristle >I guess it's cool if you want more of a clockwork look Morph>No water >Literally can't see the difference in Waveform unless I pause mid animation. Oracle >Has many good sets>But a lot are locked behind timed caches
Second game in a row with pos 4/5 shitters.I fucking hate this game.
>>575003779I immediately report anybody who speaks something other than English in my US servers.it usually comes back successful in my feedback too.
>>575004667>unblurred match ID>torte de lini guide>bot mmr
>>575003356I have a simple rule. If I see anything other than English- report for toxic chat.
>>575005162I just insta report everyone for toxic chat and voice. My team and enemy team.The report system is fucked and I'm going to keep doing this because fuck you.
>>575004667>48.90% Win Rate
>>575003935They can queue with speakers of their own language, why would this upset them? Are they intentionally queuing on the wrong server to grief people?>>575004063I do, and I report them because they should queue on their own servers and by speaking the wrong language they are making communication, a core part of this game, impossible. Strict language queue would solve this and would stop people from getting reported and losing behavior score.
>>574827518https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v4dxsq/dota_is_slowly_dying_pure_interview_with_mrs/https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v4dxsq/dota_is_slowly_dying_pure_interview_with_mrs/https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1v4dxsq/dota_is_slowly_dying_pure_interview_with_mrs/
>>575005676go back fag
>>575005454core communication can be done with chat wheel which automatically translates to their preferred languagestrict language queue isnt gonna stop people from offending you
Valve should really fuck off and make all hats available.
>>575005921oh someone posted an opinion opposite of yours so you're gonna accused them of being the thread bully while you remind everyone how badly you got owned in an argument about semanticsas if it wasnt already obvious from your shit opinion
>>575006071I knew it was you, why do you hate this game? Why do you insist on playing on servers for humans instead of subhumans like you?
>>575006187im not the one who is demanding changes to make the game something i like
>>575001157I like futzing around pregamecan't do that with a personawill probably buy oracle anyways but still>>575003771the newish white one is bretty gud
>>575006325>dodges questionAs always.I accept your concession.
>>575006481you argue in bad faith so i dont give a fuck about your demands, thread bully
mom said it's my turn to be the weaver autist
>>575006576>projectionYou're the thread bully though.
the one fucking time i get an immortal to show up and its one that i already fucking have from a different candyworks event... 57 rerolls btw not a single arcana, yes i fucking counted, and fuck you gabe
>>575006671>noutypical thread bully behavior>>575005921>Shoo shoo thread bully.you are literally trying to bully me out of the threadthere is no hiding who you are
>>575001157the only one i even consider buying is the morphling one but even then i wouldnt actually go through with itpersonas are fun when they completely change the hero, thats supposed to be the gimmick, these are basically just mecha/steampunk sets that you can't mix and match the regular sets with, you cant have the arcana base form or immortal weapons, etc...
>>575007218>crybully cries when called out for bullying lol
>>575007541another nou?as expected
>>575004667Your OD and Necro tried so hard to carry you while you were hidden in woods for the first 40 minutes and you still managed to get outfarmed by PL. Your Enigma - Techies supp duo is miles above their Lina DP too. You're the only constant retard
whatever happened to the slark octarine guy? think his name was agar [pride month] or something gay like thay
>>575007734>unironically defending a pos 5 enigma going 2/16 and pos 4 techies going 2/10 with a clearly troll buildactually delusional
>>575008004raped into nothingness like thrilligetimate
>>575008004Still posts daily because he's based :)
Where's the promised pugna persona?
>>575008004he's still here for nowhe'll got he way of the french herald and the other blogshitter ME GOOD TEAM BAD that i even forgot the name of
>>575008087why would you bully someone like that?
>>575005445it's literally a fucking coin flip. this game is a joke.
does bradley dragon still play dota?
>>575009553That guy is dead
>>575009734im gonna choose to believe that not because i actually do but because i think its funnyanyways, are there other dota 2 herald lolcows i can laugh at???
>>575010119take a look in the mirror faggot
>>575009267he's a furry pedophile what do you mean
>hitting enemy ancient>retarded rusnig pos 3 pudge destroys all his items>enemy respawns>kills usWhy are these """people""" allowed to play dota? Why are they in my 12k behavior score EUW games?
>>575011175>bullying someone for being different than youevil thread bully
>>575011202>Why are they in my 12k behavior scorethey're not.
>>575011202I also love item dropping when hitting ancient, meet you next game anon~
>Playing vs Io>Supports don't buy Vessel
I hope the game I just lost isnt scored because of the coordinator because this was such an unwarranted loss
How can AM put 10k into my PL like that I mean what the fuck
>>57501319780 more lasthits5 less deaths3 more kills
>Ringmaster Announcer PackSquirrel-bros we got fucking robbed
>>575014340where
>>575015047Part of today's update, I guess reward in the 3rd Chapter.
>>575015231There had better be a squirrel announcer in the next act
>>575013197please turn off anonyme mode
>>575015274Hope not. Worthless character.
>>575015231should have been cogliacci desu
>>575015315whyIve got nothing to gain fromthat
>>575015916>noo I am le offended at non-french words>heroes et heroines >le radiant>le direwhy are you frogs like this?
>leaver>match>leaver safe to abandon>match>leaver>active griefer>afk during picks game discounted not shownnow in queue. what the fuck is going on this morning?
well how long are you giving himhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TrueDoTA2/comments/1v4fx6h/masondota2_has_purchased_a_new_account_to_reset/
>>575017465oooh thats why he didnt have dotaplus and cosmetics last stream
>>575017465Don't care, where's Jubei
>support questioning every one of my callsSTOP SECOND-GUESSING ME, SUPPORTNIGGER, JUST DO WHAT I FUCKING TELL YOU
>>575018145chasing chubbies
>>575015506Main character of dota
>>575008004Still here, but I abandoned slark octarine because it doesn't work outside of 1k mmr. Found that out the hard way.
>>575018786Kill yourself
>>575018842BASED keep making the thread bully seethe
Dota 2 Update for July 23, 2026 Added Chapter 3 content for Dark Carnival: Midnight Run. Chapter 3 will become available in 3 hours. Added Chapter 3 minigame: Whac-A-Mole. Added sound files for an unreleased Ringmaster Announcer Pack.
I carried your fucking ass, Silencer, but nice trash talking. Gottem lmao
>>575019373CLOOOOOOOWNSGET IN THE CAR
>>575019373Poor Ringmaster-sama
>Ringmaster announcer>not Hoodwink It's fucking over
>>575019373https://pastebin.com/dremitAJ>"We all knew you'd eventually come crawling back to me.">"Announcing AND fighting? Talk about a double threat.">"All these beautiful plants and animals. Disgusting."LMAO
>>575019373...balance patch?
>>575018842>>575015274Kill yourself furfag tourist
>>575022036Seethe tranny
>>575022036Based, id skin the squirrel bitch alive
>>575019960what the fuck you're supposed to use the spoiler tag for softcore porn not actual spoilers
>>575019960WHAT THE FUCK
>>575021581I think the best argument against it is how did we have the technology back then, but now with computers in our pockets that are 9000x more powerful we can't reproduce that "lost" technology?
>next personas are just more puppet shitJust trashcan this fucking event.
Here are the new personas. We're not getting the bratty loli Pugna persona we wanted...
>>575023105brooo just wait you'll get a cogalici persona in act 3 it'll be so sick to play as ringmaster but purple
>>575023306>CrownfallEvil sibling creates evil army to upend their sibling>ClownfallEvil sibling creates evil army to upend their siblingBravo Valve.
Loli pugna pedos eternally btfo
>>575022036literally been on 4chan since 2008, but okay.
>>575023309Wow so awesome I fucking love ringmaster and his faggot brother!!!WHERES THE BEX PERSONA
Pugna-chan is never happening now.
Ringmaster announcer pack might finally make me switch off of Stanley Parable announcer pack.
>>575023831Warlock persona
>>574949383>ngmiReminder I started at 980 MMR six months ago. I'm at 3.2k now.
havent seen anyone with an automaton skin
>>575024362Because they are total shit.
>>575024362SameWho thought that>a dozen dogshit model swaps that you can't use items withare better than two good arcanas?
>>575024362I've seen the Morphling one once. He was an awful Morphling player.
>>575024362I had an axe with the automaton skin in my last game.He fed mercilessly
>>575024362I've seen all of them except BB
>>575023727>Team Fortress>Evil sibling creates evil army to upend their sibling>Team Fortress: Mann vs Machine>Evil sibling creates evil (mechanical) army to upend their siblingHAHAHA AI AAAM BOOOLEETPROOOF
Too easy 4 Centeezy
>merman Sven never ever>fempugna never everLike a stab through the heart.
augar or french shitter... pick your favorite.
>>575023306>Tidehas good enough cosmetics already>Lichhas maybe the best immortal cosmetics in the game>Sventhis I can get behind>Pugnahis immortals are nice enough as well but yeah why not>Naixsame as Lich
>>575006891Spend cash, then.
>>575023306Nooooooooo! Where's bratty loli Pugna!?
I literally have not stopped crying since I found out.How could they not add loli pugna? I thought it was a sure thing???? WTF
>>575008087>Last match 3 months agoOuch.
>>575022851>>575022902I did tell you that Cogliacci was evil and actively working against Ringmaster.
>>575011175thrilligetimate?
>>575024918i think its funny how the frog has been playing on anonymous mode forever
>>575024918the furry isn't accountable to his gameplay
>>575024918They're both based because they post their games.Do you post your games?
IceFrog betrayed us.
>>575026548He was never on your side to begin with.
>>575019373>no gameplay patch until after TI
>>575026548This is the worst update ever now. I'm changing my negative score to a negative score. Not giving us bratty loli Pugna is absurd. Do they even know their audience?
Pedos btfo LOL
Every day the pedos seethe is a good day.
>>575026548Icefrog hasn't been on Dota since 2021.
Soon™
>evil army of clankerswowhow original
1 MINUTE LEFT
>>575029439>Doesn't listen to dialogue >Is surprised by plot They literally teased this shit in the secret car and before.
Four tickets! Attention! Starting from third stage, there are 4-tickets costs!Save ya hammers!
These new Hoodwinks look so fucking weird lmao
>>575030090Psst. You had to pay real money to get there.
>>575023306>No loli pugna0/10 event, this was the only chance they could pull it off.
>>575030446
unless i speedread the whole thing, they have captured tide, lich, sven, pugna, and ls, and their souls were stolen, right? Impressive for ringmaster who is supposed to be a literally who at this point
>>575030653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br8843sFhmE
HOLY FUCK THIS TYPING SHIT IS WAY TOO OVERTUNED
This event kinda sucks you know? The hats are pretty meh.The personas are awful. and thats basically it. because the rest is worthless jpegs.
>95 minute matchwell that was enough dota for one day
There is no fucking way i am getting 2500 points on this typing shit.
MISTERY NIGGAS
THIS FUCKER IS THE REASON NEGRO BOOK IS GONE??
>>575031392I hate him
Release my niggas
>>575031376whos the second left? lich?
dude i havent even read a single slide of those AI comics and i havent played those retarded phone games minigames except the bare minimum to unlock the next stepyall are taking this dogshit event too serious
>AI comics0/10 no (you) for the fucktard
>>575031862yeah the head shape and the little claws at the back give away its lich.
>>575031392it's gone because it was a cheaper midas that helped any comp push hg
>>575030124FuuuuuuckI've just used the hammer to open the three-ticket node and I've seen the FOUR-ticket node waiting meSAVE YOUR HAMMERS
>>575032240it's ... too late ... for me ... *dies*
so when can we buy the new personas
>>575032980probably whenever valve decides to release act two. we're officially back on Valve Time. its surprising that we haven't seen any arcanas yet unless the shadow shaman one from a while back is coming as a surprise.
I like A.A.
>>575033137Automaton axe is based and I'm sorely disappointed the persona doesn't have a full voice over
>>575033068I'm not convinced shaman arcana is coming, wouldn't be the first time
>>575033068>shadow shaman arcanaAnon... it came out as a Quartero skin.
So TI is gonna be played on this same old patch? Dotards? Dotards? Dotards?
>>575033467aw what that would've been so cool
Well this was a fun storysecond part when?also im shit at typing minigame
Valve employees must write quite fucking fast if they thought this was appropriate difficulty for the typing game. I'm pretty good, but I can get to like 2k points at best.
>>575033583
>>575033467What the fuck is that hat lmao.give me that swole giga chad kunkka instead.
is it just me or the average last hits for heroes in dota plus is kinda fucked? how can people last hit so much but atteh same time be support or offlane?
kinda boring ringmaster wasn't the final villain but the OC donut steel instead, i love the balding robbit.
>>575034048It's a "be better" motivator, not an actual requirement. And a nagging reminder when you're wasting time.If you can improve your average XP and gold intake, you WILL improve your winrate.
>>575034137He's coming back in the meme mode
>Carry goes LD>Never summons bear>Not even to have it be the farm cuck of the two
why cant they just release gameplay patches every 2 weeks or so to balance things out instead of shitting out these dogshit minigame events
>>575034613>forever alone druidWhat year is it?
>>575034689BNLD is superior
>>575034687Still crying about your "main" getting nerfed?
dead game where new content?
>winning hard, get megas by 35>we push and the core core dies fountain diving instead of hitting throne, it survives on 350 hp>they push and skip barracks to throne us>we manage to defend with me and another player that didn't die>queue back and forth for the next 40 min and turning a 30 min game into a 75 min one where we win through brute forceenemy team had pos 5 zeus that died 13 times in 20 min, but that didn't matter because he built the work at home setup and stalled the game for 40 min, with the help of our core being retarded and kept dying to refresher nimbus ganks
oh boy! an immortal!...
'member when we used to be guaranteed a ti patch one month prior? You redditors are just gonna let it slide?
>>575036067Those couriers are cute, don't lie.
>>575036129i only use mini rosh, mini pudge and chicken
Your battle junkie pos4, sir
>>575036337Your deficit.
>>575036374Ugly face
>>575036129why would I use anything but my original diretide greevil?
>>575035647Maybe on december.
>>575036587Oh, those fucking things.
>>575033583You thought they'll nerf Snapfire?
this showed up in my candyworks.why is it a $21 case and it's full of single items not sets?
>>575035941A lot of work went to discourage junglers and also old Techies wasn't allowed to exist because they wasn't interactive, so why is Zeus allowed to play like this right now?
>>575036587man, my greevil looks like shit, i even forgot how whole egg hatching worked during diretide
>>575037052Because dota market is retarded, stupid and jewish.
>>575037052>2014hats bro
>>575037240>scarcity is JewishDamn.
>>575037052in game market shows the highest price for me>check item in game>100$ >wow>check on steam market>0,2c>eh
so 4 is all I'm getting?time to open them I guess.
Retarded Radiant Reminder than canonically the highround is high and scary
>>575037286>>575037361they're all worth like $0.10, except the brew flail is $15, and the pugna ward is $0.50, and courier is like $1
>>575037541If you buy the secret room pack, you get 3 more and 15 more discount coins.
>>575037541my results.I don't play Arc Warden at all.the other 3 are uncommon picks for me.would've liked to get Traxex.
>standard route has 15 coins>secret rooms have 15 coinsIt's going to bother you. Yes, it will.
>>575038040No? i can just spare 7 steam bucks i got from crates and get all the content
>>575038192Who said I am talking about crates? The coin discount the Prize Pack is free. And the extra 15 coins means you get two of them, actually.60 candies, and 20 rerolls. And 6 stones, too, but ehh.20 Candyworks rerolls. Think about it. I got another 10 coins from there. That was weird. And a Shadow Fiend Arcana. Right now, I am working towards a WR immortal, a hero I actually play.
>>575038671i still didnt see a single arcana in candy shop since it was implemented
>>5750388940.1% chance, sorry bud.
The new Hoodwink expressions look weird
wish me luck
>>575039018her look after i show up with the /hmofa/ shirt
>>575039134I GOTFUCKINGNOTHINGFUCK ME
Man Typing of the Dead is hard
>get bad queue>idiots immediately start pinging aggressively on the map, arguing about who didn't say ss and who's buying what>mute chat and mind my own business>50mins later turn chat back on>"Yo Zeus(me), why aren't you arguing with us man? What a pussy.">"Lmaooo that bitch probably muted chat, what a loser."I am convinced that some people in this game have zero friends and this is their idea of a fraternity, semi-socializing whilst projecting their deep seethed hatred for humanity because they never got accepted into any social groups. The shattered mind of the modern day edgelord.
>>575038671>WR immortal, a hero I actually play.Post more Lyraleis
>>575038894lucky me
>>575039875
>>575039757Just write "OH WAIT I'M WHITE AHAHAHAHAH">>575039943That's a rare one! One of Keterok's I presume?
>>575040123Who knows. I'm so old, I'm probably sitting on a bunch of lost media, and have no idea.
>>575031617He's voiced by Jeffrey Combs I can't hate him. I hope he's a persona of Ringmaster like Imperia was.
>>575040225Whomst? His voice IS familiar>scroll IMDB>Injustice 2 BrainiacOh, HIM!
>>575040214> sitting on a bunch of lost mediaBro. What can I do to convince you to upload all of your WR pics to somewhere to share?My Lyralei set is 2.8 Gbs of unsorted (4.7k files) and 600 Mbs of sorted (510 files) and I've never seen the one you've posted right now
Last few Dark Carnival progressions require 5 CARDS
>>575040558That was uncomfortably long, what was the camera man thinking?
>>575040786
>>575040862
>>575040450Muhahaha. Nothing.I have a sketch of Lina being spitroasted by Meepo I know for a fact is just gone from the Internet.
>>575040913How was the cameraman allowed to get away with it?
Just make a dam booru already.we lost so many images.
Impossible games. Drow, Dawn and Silencer were all smurfing too. I got the Russian feeding on Tusk.
I just like memes.
>>575041254we don't get enough art to warrant that
The only source for this image is a 4plebs thread from 2021.Oh fuck, I really AM sitting on a bunch of lost media. lmao
>>575033330For real, the amount of voicelines for the story I'm surprised they didn't redo the personas also
>Speedrun 10 hero personas with the same MvM aesthetic, but worse>Dont use any of the mechanical themed heroes who would actually make sense to have full robo skins>The only one that gets used often is Oracle.
>>575042585>>575041543I've seen those and I've missed them. Thanks.
>>575042661>finally give pugna a persona>it's not pugna-chan
>>575041543
how's the new splatoon game, lads
>>575043528Yeah, I have that one... somewhere.
do people actually like this corny ass dota story we need to actually get back to what matters gameplay updates balance patches
>>575044015You realize that artists and VA's having enough time to do an event means a balance patch is coming, right?
>>575044258we need the balance patch before TI
did gorgc become a commentator? and stopped playing? or am i crazy
is there a way to get the final emoticon?the rubick one was the only one I was aiming for
>pos1 plays like shit>ignores 3x stacked camps and goes to die solo in lane>refuses to buy nullifier against necro >chases supports in unwarded enemy jungle and dies even more>instead of bashing him I just let him live in his own little world>we win>he invites me to partyYeahhh idk about that one little buddy, good luck with the next one.
>>575044015>Do people actually like this corny ass Dota storyYes.
>>575045816He carried you.
so when are we getting part 2?
>>575045816you mean you didn't try to tilt him even more so that he would guaranteed throw the game?
what other ranged agi isn't a grief pick for pos1 besides drow?
>>575022915You can, but the race to the moon was a massive money sink and people have been clamoring to cut NASA funding forever since then. In fact, Nixon himself cut NASA's funding right after the moon landing because the race was won.
>>575030653He has tons of witches in his payroll and ganked everybody.
>>575044015Eh, it's fine. I prefer stuff like Crownfall more, but a more comedic story is fine too, specially since DOTA 2 barely has any solid lore or worldbuilding anyways. Might as well make a comedy patch.
>>575046712hoodwink
range ban hoodwink posters
Top 3 position 4s I would happily remove from the game:1. Phoenix2. Hoodwink3. Winter WyvernThere's literally no reason for them to be this overpowered.
>>575048158crownfall was arguably more sillywe haven't had a dr strywygr moment yet
Attention my fellow 26 WPM retards, F9 the minigame pauses the timer but not the game! Get your free tikkies before they fix it!
>>575046712Morph, Terror, Luna
>>575048918morph is a melee hero
>a fuckin typing minigamewe're never getting a game mode are we
>>575048846aaaaa im so far away aaaaaa
>>575049070you'll get a recycled version of nest of thorns and you'll be happy
matches devolve into either deathballing brooling after 7 minutes, or nobody showing on the map, with no real in between.if we lose the brool, then your team starts bitching at you for not being there as pos1 because you can't win the fights with or without you, what the fuck do you do with these retards?
SLARK GODget FUCKED bristleback
>>575045464I'm at 1/6 of the emoticons, and I see 3 more emoticon rolls in the last 2 cars, and 2 emoticon rolls in the Secret Rooms (one each). If you're at 5/6 sounds like you bought the Secret Room pack and just need to find the node that you didn't redeem yet.
>>575050532Just keep farming until you hit your timings. Remember you have two sets of timings, however. Let's take Sven as exampleTiming one is when you can join defensive fights near tower (or through waygate) for easy kills. For Sven this is his blink timing. You can't initiate since you don't have bkb, but after the enemy throws all their spells you are free to ult+blink into the fight if it's in a convenient location. Don't join 50/50 fights or losing fights, only take the easy ones.Timing two is your group up and fight timing, which for Sven is your BKB, at which point you stick near your team while farming and you should be able to initiate with bkb blink and manfight.Getting tilted into joining a bad fight is a quick way to throw the game
>>575051016looks like ya got carried lil fur boy.
>>575050532People are just capitalizing on their advantage. I've won games where the enemy can only group as 5 by just spreading, farming, getting the items you need and defending the highground.
>>575052067MVPs don't get carried. They do the carrying.
>>575048846I got it, thanks, anon.
i miss poison nova bros
>>575052482doesnt mean much supports can get mvp for placing wards and stunning people and stuff
>>575051937>>575052175>speaks at you in tongues>gets the team to agree to report you for griefing
>>575054806On some level I do too, but the status effect spread of Noxious Plague is very cool.
Gah, i was supposed to do laundry 5 hours ago but i was playing dota. The missus'll kill me
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8910731177
another game another snapfire
Any arcade players?this might be old but I remember some third person game that was dota but 3d, sorry if im being vague but I cant find it, anyone know what I could be reffering to?
>>575057359no snapfire in turbo which is the only playable mode
>>575057386holy shit is this real???
>>575057590yeah they told me to ask for the game name and theyll cry if they dont get it
I used 30 discount tokens to get 3 of these for free, rerolled 90 times and didn't get an arcana once.
>>575058069If you haven't realised by now, Candyworks is basically a gacha with a huge pool. The odds of getting anything remotely rare is tiny and getting what you might be interested in is even smaller so. You're just paying money for gacha rolls.
>>575044015>do cattle actually like this slop
>>575058069can you get any immortal? like those tied to diretide or Ultra rare bullshit? or just the cheap ones?
Alch is such a grief pick. omfg
>>575062476u gotta stop blaming ur team, ur a TA and ur night stalker had the same net worth as u. u gotta farm bro
>>575062476just fyi, alch was pos 1. We switched lanes at hero select. I regret doing it.
>>575062680alch kike took all camps to throw away 12,600 gold.
>>575063073the map is big now bro tons of farm
>30 coinsWhat should I buy with them? I'm not interested on the robo-personas unless we get girl Pugna
This is actually miserable. I'm going back to Slark spamming.
>>575065741you were supposed to buy the secret rooms on discount with 10 of the coins.
>>575065886Start picking skeleton king for free mmr
how do I stop getting rekt by spirit breaker before linkens?
>>575070434Even force staff can derail the charge.
>that "one more game" before bed.
>>575070434Stun him. It's like a channeled spell. Any hard interrupt will stop the charge.
>>575070434Euls
>>575070434Buy lotus orb and charge him back
>>575060489they changed it so you dont get immortal treasures anymore, just the immortals. granted you can get some of the more expensive ones like the shadow fiend arms or invoker hair but not the ultra rare stuff.
More Hoodwink when?
>laning against toxic tard from last game and he goes 0 - 17 in the game sit
>>575076660Love when it happens
>immortal draft >one guy immediately starts spamming about "pick me with x player and I grief">x player says nothing >drafters make sure they are on different teams >x player stomps, whiner feedsEvery single time, you just know these whiners are the kind of "people" that cry about having low behavior score because they supposedly get reported for nothing.
>do anything>Venge in your team finds a way to ruin everything with swap
so when are they nerfing snap and kez?
>>575079447Never, they will nerf Hoodwink some more instead
>y-you need to buy a blink dagger! >y-you need to buy a bkb! >y-you need to buy an aeon disk! yeah uhh, what if I want to win though?
>>575077852Weren't they just friends that were intentionally win trading?
>>575082015Not worth it without double down tokens also these whining spergs will run down mid if they get picked with the player they blame their own retardedness on.
>>575062476>alch is a grief pick>the alch is the highest level on your team and keeping XP pace with the enemy core who is up 12 kills on him>alch networth not reflecting 12.6k given to your team>gives a support ravage, ns extreme steroid, veno more aidsnah bro he was the best on your team, you had zero game impact.
>zeus rushing shard and afk jungling):<>cm rushing shard and afk junglingO:
>>575086056>later that match cm got a rampage with blink bkb aga ult
Did you know that if you give Sange to LD bear, it heals for more when LD hits enemiesAnd vice versa?If both bear and druid have SnY they both get a healing boost when they heal each other from hitting enemies.This healing boost also applies to heart if they both have one, and lifesteal if they both have it (Can get it cheaply with vlads)Literally unkillable bear bros as long as they aren't chain disarmed (And even then you'd have to disarm both)
>>575062476>A single kill as a TA with blink deso bkb>NS, Veno and Lich all go negative despite getting a free aghsIdk man I dont think the alch was at fault here.
>>575086056CM can always just tp to a fight and throw out some very helpful slows and roots.Zeus is such a farm vacuum as a support because he has fuck all disables and relies on getting rich to deal damage. He's not really a support he's just a "I didnt get core in role queue so Ima play one anyway" pick.At least CM can win her lane and then become a huge problem later on
>>575070434Literally so many optionsEven Glimmer takes away a lot of his damage because its all magic. SB doesn't actually do that much damage without tons of farm and relies on setting up for his team, usually dealing just enough to net a kill unless he's far ahead. Even just removing a few hundred damage from that equation is enough to live
>>575087481>become a huge problem later onand other good jokes
>>574900827Yesss
>>574928392Why are there so many immortals? Legit questionPart of me wants to think it's boosters and account sellers but I doubt it would skew the numbers that heavily
>>575089809its account buyers
>>575089809Insanely wide mmr delta, immortal starts at 5.5k or so and has no cap, highest currently is like 20k
I think Archon might be the worst bracket because a lot of people there got boosted by their friends in Legend - Ancient and now they're queuing alone but they don't have the individual skill necessary so this is why the games are even worst than in Guardian sometimes
>>575086056Cm's shard is her only mobility and can be used in fights. The fact that it can also be used for jungling is also why people rush it.Zeus shard rush is done by greedy assholes that will spend 90% of the game in jungle and fountain. It requires him to be in melee range to use it in teamfights.
>>575097191Zeus shard rush wins games.
>>575097340Yes, because it makes it impossible for the enemy to splitpush, push hg and punishes any player that isn't immediately next to their team.It's techies/sniper effect on the match on steroids. It needs to go.
>Zeus can get a cleave on autoattack... because he just can okay!
>>575097191shard rushing cm doesnt have infinity assists and wave clear to get it on time it's highly likely the cm is already jungling before if her team isn't already winning the game
>>575076660>>575076837
>>575088210Without a bkb piercing disable, what exactly do you do against blink bkb cm ulti as a fight kicks off?
>>575099615if i don't have any counterplay to blink bkb cm there are bigger problems at hand
>>575089809It's genuinely just that. Valve hasn't reset the MMR ladder in literal years. I want to say at least 5 years. I believe Valve gave up on trying to fight the industry and have instead chosen to allow them to "flood the zone." >Allow boosters to make as many immortal accounts as they want>Nosedive the price of Immortal accounts >Literally 99% of players won't be impacted by this issue >The 1% that are will stomp the account buyers for free wins and are too invested in the game to stop playing When they used to reset the MMR, it would just incentive these people to boost because the price of their accounts would inflate again.
>>575099615walk away usually
paw job from hoodwink
marci cuddles after she destroys the squirrel
>>575102151
>>575102284This one looks so fucking dumb lmao
>>575099615>Vision Vision is king. With vision, you can cancel her blink or you can just blink and blow her up or just kite her. So many fights can be won by just having superior vision to the enemy
deleting my hoodwink stickers never asked for this shit
>>575102781They look pretty bad compared to the original ones for some reason
Daily reminder that it doesn't matter how well you play.Your teammates will shit the bed and you will lose mmr.Forced 50 is real.
>>575102985I think some of them look intentionally goofy judging by the two of the three with the legion commander robot, you can't tell me the flailing one isn't silly on purpose
>>575104672Even that looks better than those ones, I think her forehead is too big in them, also the arm in the first one is pure quality
>>575103658If you want to win in shitter mmr pick carry
>>575099615If you let a cm get those items, it's evident the game is over anyway
>>575103658https://www.dotabuff.com/players/46730597>6k games>48% WR>Archon on US West (so low Guardian on EU)>1.2k Oracle gamesholy fuck bro. You're a drooling retard
>>575106748SHOO SHOO THREAD BULLY
>played a game as support against a zeus/spectre/nyxnever again, the spectre had bloodthorn, nullifier and hexwe had a difficult time, but still won
>>575102985all slop btw
>>575089809immortal covers a wider mmr range than every rank under it. 3x the range.but if you compare the total numbers that's why it's <1%, stack every bar before immortal to compare it to immortal, and 3x immortal and it still won't match.
>>575103658>bot mmr>complaining about xir team
>>574928392That's interesting because Immortal Draft starts at 8.5k and from watching Mason's stream rank 3k is hovering around 9.8k so that means the vast majority of those immortals are scrambling in the 6.5k-8.5k non immortal draft hell
>>575107468the immortal badge is what sells accounts
>>575107468the climb from base immortal to immortal draft is ~3k mmr, which is like 5 of the brackets below immortal?
>>575089809It is in fact, boosters and account sellers.Normally a population is just one normal distribution with one peak. But if there are multiple peaks, that means that usually there is an external force exerting undue influence onto the dataset. When it comes to test scores, it means there's a subset that is cheating on the tests. When it comes to MMR like this, it means there are boosters and smurfs.But the other thing to consider is that a lot of people stop playing ranked once they reach a desired target. That's why there's a wall at Divine 1 because Immortal used to not exist so a lot of people hit Divine and stopped way back when but might still play at that level in unranked/turbo or just are happy dicking around at Divine. There is also rank decay so people might hit a target like Immortal then just creep down with one ranked game a month or something.The other thing to consider is that the one bar is ALL Immortals because Immortal rank doesn't have tiers like the rest. So a 12k is in that bucket the same as a 6k. So the bucket itself is kind of huge just because it has to include every Immortal. Appoximately like what, 2%-3% of all accounts are Immortal? It's a tiny population. If we had Immortal 1-5 and also Double Immortal 1-5 and Triple Immortal, etc. then the bucket would be broken up into smaller more reasonable looking bars.
>>575107963Ok but saying it covers 3x the range is dishonest when all but 5k players sit between 6k and 8.5k mmr
How do you cope with being old and washed up? in 2014/2015 I was over 5kmmr (which had you playing with pros). I just calibrated at archon 1 LMFAO. thats like low 2kmmr
>wake up>no patch
>>575109347The Anon's point was that it's a huge grind despite it being only two "sections" of Immortal, draft and not-draft. It's like telling a Herald to grind up to Ancient ez, or a Crusader to get to Divine ez. It's going to take them a while. And they'd be playing against Immortals, not retard shitters so there's no "just don't feed ez" strat to climbing other than being superior already or grinding a fuckton.
>>575109640Shitter immortals are no better than divine or ancient players, you can easily solo carry in ranked roles immortal.
>>575109497I was peak 4k before a huge break and came back a couple years ago. The game is basically the same. It looks weird and might take a while but if you were actually good back then you'll climb back up easy. I grinded back the MMR within a few months because basic fundamentals still won lanes and games. The hard part was learning all the facet shit and new hero reworks that I didn't know how to deal with because they didn't exist last I played. There's no need for cope. If you were actually 5k like you say you were, you just got a free license to smurf on lower ranked shitters for a few months while you dick around and catch up.
>support puts sentries in the enemy jungle when we own that area effectively denying us farmholy shit read the room idiot
You guys think there's a new hero at the end of the event?
>>575109979Yeah it feels like hopping back on a rusty bike or something after a long break, gotta ride it for a bit and get the rust off. it feels like getting towers doesnt matter that much anymore, I used to win a lot with lycan split pushing and now everyone tps in too
>>575109796That's nice. But doesn't really change what I said. 3k MMR is net 120 wins. Even if you win 120 games in a row that's still a fuckton of games.
>>575110425Sure, but solo winning in low immortal isn't much harder than in divine or ancient.
>>575109347>words, what do they mean?how it is dishonest?so let's assume that 335k are sitting between 5.6k-8.5k.that's still equivalent to just archon 1.just looking at the image posted earlier in the reply chain.
>>575110219Ringmaster brother, it's just the original ringmaster before they changed it to this.
>>575110219BEX (sex)
>>575110219yes, new hero with ti then part 2 of the dark carnivali dont expect further parts
I can't believe pango was released 9 years ago he still feels like a new hero to me idk why
70+ rolls later and i finally got an Arcana (Skymage)Feels ok my dudes, couldn't make it without free 20 coins from the candyshop
>>575112060you're just getting old
>>575113637thats life son
i hate zeus so fucking muchwhat a brainless fucking nigger hero
>queueing during Russian hours>offlane feeds>asshole pos 4 starts building Radiance, while shittalking our carry>starts giving away ward locations and heroes farmingThank fuck the enemy sucked even harder. What a risky move on my part.
do i get clownfall stuff in low pri
>>575114360ugh if russians werent allowed to play you would just blame someone else ok russians are no worse than other nationals even though literally everyone in every game ever hates them
>>575114768They aren't any worse than other nationals, they just tilt worse. Except maybe SEA.
>>575106748I'm flattered you looked me up but you literally said nothing besides ad hominem.I'll listen when you have an actual point to make.
>>575106748>>Archon on US West (so low Guardian on EU)coping eurocuck detected
I think Iranians are the worst playerbase generally speaking. Not tilt wise but just skill. They're just all dogshit particularly when they play carry or mid idk what's going on there but they just don't have the mindset to play core
>>575114997Forced "50" would be an improvement for you, Mr. sub-50.But it isn't real.
>>575115227>more ad hominemcool story bro
>>575115396You are literally hardstuck. What do you want me to say?
48% winrate after 6k games is crazy. You're the agent
>>575114997If you post your games censored the schizo will look up your profile and call you bad.
how come some centaurs can be unkillable demons shitting out thousands of damage, and others are worthless single stun into feed banner creeps?
>>575115538if you cant say something nice then say nothing at all
>>575115871Grow the fuck up.
>>575115960try leading by example
>>575115770Some people are just not up to date on the Heart + Shard build and still buy basic aurabot items like Crimson Pipe
>>575115538>>575115960Rude!Post your own profile tough guy!
i really want ancient exile bros, pls gib aaaalso how to get it safely
>>575116117dotagiftX is the best placethey usually don't scam people there but if you're really worried just contact a seller with the 'Partner' tag near their username you'll pay 2-3$ more at best
>pos5 pudgewhat do you pick as pos1 to cope and seethe?
>>575116462viper
btw have you guys played against r*ddit?
>>575116462Luna, if you want to win.
>>575109497I don't? Just win, lmao? I'm exactly in this situation. My peak MMR in 2015 was 4.8k, and recalibration put me into Heralds. This is a blessing cause I do dumb stuff like basher/dagon and still have over 60% winrate with WINranger>I Fortell... one more game. Then Sleep.
>>575116462bloodseeker if you want cool rupture combos
>>575116117Just open some chests, the chests are still available.You're not a lucklet, are you?
>>575117719i dont do gacha as much as i can in this shithole place
>>575118029Yeah you're just a lucklet.
I think they made the typing minigame slightly easier in the latest update, managed to get the 2500 points this time
>>575119072did they fix F9 trick yet?
is there any info on when dark carnival ends?
>>575119701next month...this event is literally nothing...the game is sunsetted move on to a better game like Genshin Impact already...
>>575119701Assuming it's similar to Crownfall, it'll take months.
>>575119072>>575119484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Ttwh_NfJk
>>575115538>more deflectionI'd like for you to learn how to speak but you're more than likely a third worlder so that will have to wait until 5 lifetimes from now when you reincarnate as a white person.
>>5751213201. Whiter than you.2. I'm Canadian.
>>575121551HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>575121551>2. I'm Canadian.Oh you're a streetshitter.Checks out :)
>>575121823>>575121846I also have 51% winrate, and higher MMR than you. So try posting without crying.
>>575121962How about this-You're indian.
>>575121962>higher MMRYou don't.
>>575122197I... am? Damn. Must be an albino, then.
>>575121846Brown hands typed this
/d2g/ vs plebbitWho we sending?
>>575122443Only immortal draft players, so me and uuhhhh
is snapfire nerfed yet
>>575122929Have you tried ending the game BEFORE she gets level 25 and Refresher?
>>575123205sadly she peak way way before that lol
>>575122443hasn't /d2g/ btfo reddit in the past
>>575123424If you're getting owned by Snapfire before she reaches 25, that's a skill issue.
>yeah bro the ranged hero that punishes you for getting close to it is totally fine
>>575123942>strongest laner in the game>insane powerspike at 15 minutesDo you even play the game?
>>575124141What is Razor?
>>575124289the lightning revenant
>>575124819>>575124819
>>575059665Its arguably even worse than that since at least gachas usually have a pity system where you are guaranteed to get a 5 star after enough rolls. That mechanic is entirely absent here.
I need more monster hunter sets
Guy suggested i start playing WR. How do i farm on this? Even with mael she shoots like once a week, its not efficient and its unbearable
