>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergLast Thread >>574665569
>>574837906who's that
>>574837993Big mike
>Rivers of Chud is stronger than Troonveil in NightreignWhat did Ishizaki mean by this? Is he some kind of stinky chud that needs to be corrected by based spellblade goddesses?
>>574837993The manchild that the resident homosexuals goon over.
Rivers of GOD won
>>574838484This tbqh
>>574838484>>574838654Chuds that need to be corrected by erg girls
>>574837993Femboy death is brutal. It makes the female wall look like a mercy.
>>574837213This is very mid. Not a single one with bestial + phys/incant on the same piece.
>>574838915It's true. Femboy death happens around 20-22 depending on the genetics, meanwhile the wall for women is around 40-45. That said, femboys can avoid femboy death by getting on hormones around 21. They avoid femboy death and unlock the femboy wall which is a similar time frame to women.
You know, if it wasn’t for the constant dsjeet zero content nonsensical spam threadshitting in an attempt to recreate his dead general I would say this is easily the coziest this place has been in over a year. Very serene.
should we trust >>574839164 bros????
>>574839181All the troons like trish and cupcake have stopped posting so the schizos have no reason to meltdown and ruin the thread
the ergie rapture hit us hard
>>574838927There is one with bestial and phys. Against the training dummy, this build does 641 damage with a charged R1. What's your damage looking like?
>>574839294why are you desperate for attention?
>>574839167
>>574839716me?
>>574839145Not true at all big pharma shill. For the top 1% it buys them 2-4 years tops. For everyone else they become horrid disgusting freaks. Then after 5 years the top 1% hit a brick wall appearance wise. All the while their body shuts down. Bone structure gets fucked. Skin gets fucked. Hair falls out. And thats just from estrogen. Add what the gay promiscuous lifestyle does to your body and you might as well be dead by 25.
>>574838152Rivers of blood was always better it's just pre nerf moonveil had its poise damage loaded into the beam part which made it a better version of unsheathe, honestly the pre nerf version would be fine in nightreign.
>>574839913I hate troons as much as the next guy but I'm pretty sure estrogen does the opposite of making you bald.
>>574840152>he doesnt know
>>574839913None of that is true. What a weird thing to lie about.
>>574839484Mine is also very mid but thats probably because I don't have a great starting beastclaw
>>574839484>>574840841600 something is pretty solid still. My HP beast claw build hits for like 650 and that's always been good enough. This is my highest damage one, which is still 40 behind my Cult build. Though I think sacrificing some damage for quality of life things like defeating enemies is worth it.
>>574840391t. Baldig tranny with acne, osteoporosis, an STI, and a prolapsed anus.
>>574841176Damagemaxxing is probably more efficient but you will get so bored of this, I think it might be best and more fun to get incant +2 on every piece with the random utility/quality of life with starting beastclaw so your early game isn't entirely bricked.
anyone wanna queue?
>>574841482maybe
gross
>>574840841>>574841176>641anon this is an uncharged shot
>>574841415HRT clears up skin and slows or stops balding completely because in addition to estrogen people are put on anti-androgens that help block DHT, which is what causes balding in males. And usually they take Finasteride or Dutasteride which are anti-hair loss medications. Also HRT helps prevent osteoporosis. It's what women are prescribed during menopause to make sure they don't develop osteoporosis.
Reminder that pic related is the future of FROM boss design. Elden Ring 2 will be nothing but this over and over again. This is the future you all chose.
>>574842308> It's what women are prescribed during menopause to make sure they don't develop osteoporosis.But not men, retard. https://www.clinicaladvisor.com/features/hrt-and-bone-density-in-transgender-patients/
1/3
>>574841482>>574842572Name, tier and skin color?
what happened to dsg
>>574842885trooned out and acked
>>574842845terr, s tier, white
dsg is gone we are free from their tyranny
>>574842885Elden ring pvp was so bad and ds3 was so dead that everyone collectively quitFunnily enough, ds3 is pretty active again right now
>>574842535Interesting read. Basically it's barely an increase and trans girls should just take more calcium and vitamin D. Don't be rough with your trans gf anon, you'll be fine.
just don't troon out it's that simple
>>574843064Part of me wants to reinstall so I can use the Astora Greatsword (best girl) again. But it’s just so hard to enjoy playing without a jump button.
>>574843075>fine it is happening but its not a big dealOkay bye retard
>>574843169Wise words from a wise Anon.
>>574843169trukie
Chill out.
sign down
I’m playing Armored Core 4 but I don’t think it’s that good. I just want to play 6 again.
>>5748436896 isn't good either
>>574843689I've only played 6
>>574843901I love 6. It’s one of my favorite games.
>>574843258Yes exactly chicken little, it isn't a big deal especially considering there are steps that can be taken to prevent it from even being a problem. Every kind of treatment or medication comes with long term issues and side effects. That's one of the reasons they keep making new medicines because often times you need to swap what you're taking for lifelong conditions. Medical care is about weighing the negative effects against what you gain from the treatment. Gaining softer skin, preventing balding, thinner body hair, gaining higher fat distribution in the butt, hips and breasts are all desired outcomes for males wanting to look more feminine.
gg goat siluria's tree is a lot worse than I thought it would be
>>574844039Didn’t read
Holy shit! That sacred relic sword did a number on the condemned!They were melting away before they could do a thing. Even greatbow Wylder was getting eradicated before he could fire an arrow.The boss tried to cheat us twice.(thrice for myself) First, he takes away 75% of our max HP for no apparent reason. Just *zwoop* our HP is suddenly gone. Then he summons two waves of condemned at the same time. The portals of the first condemned were still on the ground when the second wave is summoned. But the sacred relic sword cut through them like a warm knife through butter.The third time the boss tried to fuck me, was at the very beginning, when my character suddenly goes mad over nothing. I didn't get hit by any madness projectiles. But suddenly I'm going mad.
>>574844137yeah ty for dropping me that glad I replaced that damn tree with it
>>574844039
>>574842915…. And other bullshit that’s not true >>574842976He was only a tyrant to himself
official /erg/ ships list (NEW SHIP ADDED 22TH OF JULY 2026)sludge x footycc x footydust x isaactrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilace x cupcakepointtosky x cupcakecc x practicemadison x nezukshifty x gaolszorban x food
>>574844218I considered picking it up myself. But my build was already half decent, and I didn't want to ruin it by replacing one of the weapons I already had equipped. But if I knew it was *that* good, I would have traded anything for it.
>>574844275we value monogamy in here, sis
>>574844275>>574844467Cleaned up and OFFICIAL ship listdust x isaactrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilace x cupcakecc x practicemadison x nezukshifty x gaolszorban x food
>>574844275>>574844712these lists have nothing to do with any elden ring games
>>574844772Please stop noticing that.
even doe sludge and cc loving football isnt polygamy
they will fight...and they will die... in an unending curse...
>>574844937No but it’s gross and masculine behavior that we don’t need to be reminded of
Great thread guys.
Problem?
>>574845183The only problem is that (You) don’t have the power to delete other anons posts. I would pay you double no TRIPLE a janny’s salary to make your filter law.
I’m going to buy the horse armor
>>574845374>TRIPLE a janny’s salaryAn anon can only dream of such a boon.
please don't hit me with a balanced breakfast or goat while i get used to nightreign controls again
>>574844712>>574844275You forgot terr x samefagging/making shit stirring lists he’s always mysteriously absent from
>>574845793terr x this guy obsessed with him
>>574843947>>574843901>>574843689none of them seem very good if we’re being honest
>>574844275only want footy from cc
>>574845976Don’t share your homo fantasies unprompted
I lost my runes like 4 times in that ice church
gg hotdog completely normal hollows invader church
>>574845793immediately made him defensive when called out on his threadshittery nicely done
>>574846595gg those imps were a pain in the ass
>>574844275>>574844712>>574844937>>574846549*soccer
>>574846828you american?
>>574846901no.
boxy...
might stream in exactly 6 hours from now
>>574847702qrd?
>>574848123Ok
gg gigadel that invader fort was kinda sloppy but at least we didn't wipe
>>574849330nightmare lobby
>>574848582dsg posts are so weird and lame and raped…
>>574849330gg sorry I took the spiritspring to the top and spawned the invader there next to the crystalchud and half the students of hogwarts
>>574842915good one
>>574841482not with you
>>574849515what is raped about that joyous and whimsical gif
I think executors on MMV have got to be the worst players ever. Its more of a red flag to see an executor than it is to see a bird. Lots of them have cheated relics too, maybe they all think they are the main character. They job at every opportunity, and panic dogform on cooldown.Its got to be something to do with them being able to spam executor and maintain d5, otherwise these fraudsters would be haloslopping to hold onto d5 in normal mode.
>he didnt apply for duskbloods network test
Even though it's not till 4pm CEST
>he never gave a single fuck about duskbloods
>>574849872Pretty much true for vanilla as well. Most rage quits I've seen have been execucks, and the character kind of warrants a selfish izzat farming playstyle, which will just natruraly attracts the worst kind of people.
I'm afraid to talk about my streak, in case doing so will jinx it. But fuck it, I can lose the streak at any time.I've made it back to halfway point of beating my PB. 26 wins. If I can get another 26, then I'll have a new PB.Honestly, I consider any streak over 20 is be good. But at the same time, It's nothing.
>>574849519all good it was at least more fun than doing it the proper way
>>574850204>poorfag sour grape copekino indeed
>>574850276Proud of you creasy
>>574850304takes a poorfag to know a poorfagshow me you steam library with every train/truck simulator DLC right nyow
>>574850304>DoA outside japan game shill
>>574850276good job
>>574850426Thanks. It's slow going, because I can't play as many games per day as I used to. I only got in 3 games today and I'm done.
>>574850550>every train/truck simulator DLCI was not familiar with your game>>574850571Are you the real Aqua anon from the DD2 threads?
>>574850784Darkest dungeon?
>>574850573What is she scheming
>>574850571augghhh aquaa
>>574850550is this truck-kun from mhg?
>>574851594How does someone get 8k hours in truck sim?
>>574851698years of daily enjoyment
>>574843064DS3 died because FromShartware killed ALL the Dark Souls servers for about 7 months because of an alleged RCE exploit.
>>574856260It was part of the problem for sure but naturally most players just went to elden ring as it was the newer game, were so dissapointed by the game's pvp and just quit souls games for some time or altogether
even the threadshitters left, its nyover
Nightreign was a good time. But it's time to move on.
Still don't play a third of the roster there are hundreds of hours of content left in the game. I've just started building spell school builds for magic girls. >don't use any of the status guys>don't use dormants at all really
>>574859932what should I move on to?
>>574860616Branch out to games and genres you wouldn't normally play
>>574838319>still his continuing his falseflag just let it go, it's over. you're only embarrassing yourself at this point.
>>574861885I'm gonna play palworld
>>574862215>redditworld
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NAoGoX-mcncNEW VIDEO UPITS NOT A DRILLNEW VIDEO UP
>>574839381Implying you're not constantly shitting the thread anyway
Shut up clankyterr
>clankymocha is territ all makes sense now
>>574848226that's basically erg
>>574839381We're not done until they kill themselves.
Played with an exec in depth 5 (not with the thread) dude had 3 items all game including his starter katana, and he wrecked the shit of all the bosses as well as the nightlord, no cheated relics, only using seppuku. is this normal?
>>574865314So badass and dark
i will be the next clankybalterr
>>574865417I mean it's not bad, but you will be beyond useless whenever the boss is immune to blood loss
any queue?
Played with an exec in depth 5 dude thought the talisman I clocked first was promised to xhim 3000 years ago and rage quit because I beat xhim to it. is this normal?
>>574839381no i haven't just you don't deserve my cute anime pics
We're getting ready for TheShartbloods™
>>574866052still around? just got home from work
>>574866157Yes. We need to go back to filtering shitters who think they're owed everything and hate being challenged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHMYFlh9DeE
>>574868357I once came across a stream of a guy playing Revenant like a Guardian against ED dogs, it was like 30 minutes into the fight with two 3 barred players and he still wasn't in phase 3.
>>574868357>>574850573>>574842572>>574838983birdwives are killing it today
>>574868595Cringe reddit ''humor''
Tell me about doing two diagonal slashes with each sword, then an x-slash after. And then backflips. And not being on a horse.
ded game
>>574865417Did he have the arcane respec? Cause if so that's possible he would reach the 999 threshold pretty easy for nightlords.
gg hot colddoggers
>>574865417Did he stab himself multiple times?
>>574870969GG.Really happy with my new lightning build.
>tfw no helmet exactly like Daubeny in this game
>>574849898My switch 2 came with 1 year of Nintendo’s online subscription but I’m not activating it until the game releases. I’m losing a month to sign up for the network test a month in advance and then have to wait for the game to launch in October(?)
>>574871139bls
>>574846003If you still say that after fighting unpatched Balteus for the first time you simply don’t have taste
>>574872603That anon has a hate boner for AC6 for some reason. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>574871273I miss this game sometimes
>>574873639What game?
deep in the night shines your weak and miserly light
>>574874276For Honor
is it worth it to uncharged r2 instead of r1
>>574874617Yeah
gg libra thank you for the rivers and talisman underbaker!
>>574875373of course! gud goat, good thing i found that bonk, fists are so boring
Saars, you DID redeem the CNT application, right?
>>574875442>bonkHoly reddit chungus
cry about it
uoh sob sob
>>574875708oh no xhe said xer trigger words everybody run
>>574844275>>574844712Bruh I ain't been here in like months and check back to see yall still talking about me like that? Weird obsession, I wasn't even important here when I was playing on the password.
>>574875708bodied that faggot freak well done
>>574875979lmao>>574876051i mean they have been namedropping their dead dsjeet boyfriends for like 2 years straight, just mental illness + no life
>>574876051They just needed someone to ship with dust.
>>574876143>>574876298Love to see who people assume I am based on this, fun schizo posting. Cupcake and I still talk sometimes, but it's not like that.
Tbh reddit is better than whatever this is
Troonshitfaglardpedoretardrapedcake
>>574876575not really, reddit is cringe and most posters are jewish-programmed soulless automaton husks, a lot of posters here may be porn addicted homosexuals with malignant narcissism but at least that makes them funny to rile up, reddit just bans you all boring like unless you are contributing to the systemic psychological harm, and sponsored and leashed by a knowing gentile of course
>>574876545I'd like to thank you for making trish sperg out that one time so we could learn his true nature sooner rather than later
>>574876864>here I can shitpost my bowels out
>>574850204>>574850550>>574850571based>>574856260that happened? when was this?
>>574876864reddit is just full of hardstuck D3 shitters, it'd be like constant druggie anon posts
>>574876975you're really going to pretend like this place is good for anything other than that? you'll be getting filed under the "pointless retards" category, sorry about your condition it can't be helped
>>574877202not everybody has a pathological need to shitpost sorry rajesh
>>574876051>>574876545There's only 2 actual couples on the shipping list, the rest are because they saw 2 names and put them next to each other.
>>574877252go contribute to the Official elden ring discord then if your discourse is really so valuable, go an become a respected member of a community and prove your point, go on move along, on your bike
>>574877417>schizo meltykino
Do I watch anime or play kino?
>>574877396none of them count as couples unless they have held hands physically and kissed
>>574876864Sort of, but more like reddit is cringe because its a woke site and have many of these bluehaired activist troons that """""""work""""" full time as unpaid internet janitors that enforce a certain ideology or viewpoint. Any conversation that does not align with that or proves them wrong or makes them look stupid gets deleted leaving it as a huge circlejerk for lefty cucks.
>>574877517watch anime
>>574856260>>574877039>alleged RCE exploitIt happened to a streamer which the hacker did to show off that it's possible. He then made a documentation of it on his github.https://github.com/tremwil/ds3-nrssr-rce
>>574876883Hah, and I didn't even do anything for that, that was just Trish shooting themself in the foot and having a melty.>>574877396Probably true.Anyways, anyone try out convergence? What's the most fun route? A friend wants to do it with seamless coop.
>>574856260>allegedDon't be retarded.
>>574877517play kino always better than the passive activity >>574877505indeed your nonanswer shows your incapacity for original thought which would prevent you from contributing in any meaningful way, your concession is accepted
>>574877645>themselfhimself.
>>574877554yeah, i.e., all boring-like
>>574877645Who's this friend? Is she prettier than me?
>>574877645I was there and you were crying hard lol
>>574877815anyone genuinely shilling sleep executor is retardedyou're deadweight for the whole run until you get 4 negations but if you have 4 negations then you're already unkillable
>>574877645trish is a confirmed limpwristed male from south america with a gay lisp reminiscent of under-developed brains
one of these days zorbidly obese will accidentily say a problematic nono word and everyone will remind why we post here instead of there
the trish obsessed schizo is making his move
zorban can you say trans rights on your next stream
>>574877752I don't pretend to know or care>>574877928Yes pookie, sorry>>574877959lmao
>>574878320>Yes pookie, sorry
>>574877815Damn zorbfat is now certified reddit kek
>>574878320>>574878517>Yes pookie, sorryzorbgawd with pretty ladies
It’s weird that women just piss themselves all day. How many times do they pee their panties during a nightreign run?
>>574878608what
>>574877517That depends, what are we defining as “kino” here?>>574876051You should ignore those posts the threadshitter is hated by everyone else here
>>574861885those all suck though that’s why I don’t play them>>574866594shut up t***
>>574878608No, Abdul. Just because your girlfriend is a goat and isn't toilet-trained doesn't mean everyone else's is the same
>>574878608They don't. I mean sometimes they pee a little from laughing or from lifting super heavy weight, but otherwise they don't really pee themselves. Are you the anon wearing diapers while playing.
>>574878250that move being to empty his bowels everywhere
>>574877554That’s more or less what he said. You’re both right.
where's the stream o algo
>>574876864>>574877554i've never had that desu just sounds like your schizo headcanon
>>574864838i get that people found PCR unfun but shit like:>"i can't stance break him using a rapier (terrible for stance breaks) so it's unfair>"his tracking can sometimes mess my dodge (which is something that can happen with EVERY enemy), so it's bad design">"the terrain is unfavorable, and that's a problem" (even tho you could anticipate that)>"he one shots you!" (not true, you just need 60 vig, a decent scadu lvl and the typical jolu res and very few things will one shot)>"non intuitive, hiyboxes too precise, blah blah" (but then he does the whole fight no hit, which is not even the intended experience and it's complrtely expected that you will get hit and move on)>"you roll so much it's rollslop!" (you spamming dodge doesn't mean that's necessary, it's like calling mario jumpslop or calling doom shootslop, it's retarded)and of course the nightreign tuber goes "disagree with me? haha cultist" *smug wojak*. fuck that guy.
>>574877689Holy shit you completely dismantled that brown maggot faggot's asshole with the objective truth well done you may rest easy now knowing the enemy has been defeated
evens sleepodds game it out
>>574880107>shitposters sucking each other offWhat's new
>>574864838Liked for the video title alone. Can't stand morons who aren't good at video games crying about them. >>574880010Based.
>>574880404no one likes /pol/cels so they blow each other instead
It’s weird that ergers just leak a fluid out their asshole while they play nightreign.
>>574881931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHX5-SvRXTs
>>574880404>>574880583Don't talk to yourself thread shitter
why is rennala a shardbearer? how'd she get a piece of the ring?
>>574878527>now
>>574859002we were just sleeping sis
>>574878009Is this another one of xhis retarded takes like shieldpoke guardian superpower vs ED Gladius?
>>574880010I love these mickeys thanks for posting we love him
>>574882104Gifted to her by Radagon. It's in her amber egg.
Hey shitskins and troonoids. Stop shitting up the Duskbloods threads on /v/
shartbearer
>>574882679awesome exewife
>>574882974Go back retard
>>574883328You first. I can smell you niggers and your dogshit posting patterns.
might reinstall battlefield hardline, because shooting an entire police force would be more manageable than running up these god forsaken spira spam mage stairs with the night reign greatsword lightning bloke hitting for 70% of hp with every buff active through walls (zero scuda)just kidding, im going to kill god firsttldr: enir ilim is like putting myself through a wood chipper
>>574882918makes sense, but I guess her having a piece predates the shattering then
the sniffer
>>574883383I'm not going to repeat myself again take your thread shitting ass back to where you came from tourist
>>574883567Maybe yes, maybe no. We know Radagon gifted her the egg when he left her, but I don't think it is ever stated if this was before or after the Shattering/Breaking of the Elden Ring.
>>574883424didn't ask
>>574878517Back under the desk, troon.
@husbandschizo why did you say you were joining the fc and then left that anon all alone?
>>574884060Because shes not a nice person deep down.
>>574884024
>574884024Cool bait but you're not getting a (You) from me
>>574884250>she
>>574884250sad trve...
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx5lDpPbbjqvLvBeR96oPUYFOMSrRcVaT3will you join?
duskblood plays a completely different game(its literally different from elden ring)
jeebloods
>>574886054>>574843467
Stop falseflagging retard get a job
>>574886054ough mommy
gg caliguli>have purple negate on charged and blue full hp>still get 2 shotbeing flimsy dex caker is suffering
>>574886531No mushsaars our continued humiliation...
>>574886531delet this
I can't think of a better Wylder than Mush doe
>>574864838https://youtu.be/JRJRP3Pc7Ts
>>574886856creasy
>>574886856terr
>>574885007trvuvuvke
What does this Mushposter gets out of this?
>>574882974There are duskblood threads on /v/…?>>574884024What????>>574884507Oh I get it…
Reminder that Deviljeet lost and raped by PakiBVLLS
ELF stop talking about your bf thanks
>>574883272>>574885989said no one ever
>>574886054>>574886306>deletedyou get what you fucking deserve thread shitter
Let's all appreciate Trish
>>574890082you should end your pathetic life trash
>>574890082I appreciate trish and cupcake with my penis
>>574890082I am appreciating trish and clapcake with my penis
>>574890285same but only 'cake
>>574890170Cringe..>>574890285>>574890379Based!!
>>574890637exemom of 8 exebabies
is mush short for mushroom?
>>574890896It's short for Mushgawd
>>574890082>>574890285>>574890379>>574890794See >>574886290
>>574890794True and canon
>>574890794>>574891063Don’t talk to yourself falseflagger
>>574890896it's short for mushpest*
>>574886856There are thousands thoughbeit.
>Participants are selected based on the order in which they applied.I'm already out aren't I
>>574891683legs spread..
>>574886856
>>574887940Yes. the Network Test signup opened.
>>574892404CC?
>>574892568I'm not sissysissy sorry
>>574892412For Isaac while the cuck watches
>>574882238No threadshitter it's just a silly fun build to playIf you want to play another 4000 hours of 2x balancer halo scythe go right ahead. Of course you'd have to play the game first.
>>574886856Devil (BWC GAWD) Knight
erg girls belong to Mush
>>574893691I would rather die
>>574893691>Troons belong to the chaserChecks out
>>574892568terr
>>574843467
>>574893691Good joke
>>574893691erg girls belong to mush and devil
My randos are so cute 3 barring to the night 1 commander
>>574892710/erg/ hasn't been the same without sis
>>574892427it's even LAMER the second time
hi guys, how's the general going. spammer aside, it looks like things are a bit less parasocial here since i last checked. has anyone else been playing the 3.0 update for Convergence? i've found it to be a bit fun, if mindless.
>>574878608stress incontinence is serious and affects millions
>>574895042oh no no no exeslaves HAHAHAHA
>>574897185executor slaves?
>>574895042cute picture of cupcake and terr
>>574897241They brown slaves correct.
>>574897465brown slaves?
>>574894952shut up now
>>574892404I was gonna buy a switch 2 next month. Kinda gay you have to have one now to sign up. Most other betas nowadays you can just sign up as it’s going on. Guess I can leave buying a switch till it full release and look out for better deals.
>>574897925Can't you sign up with just a Nintendo account?Anyway buying one just for a beta is probably a dumb idea anyway, just wait for the game to come out if it's really the only game you're interested in. Don't you have a Sw1 and all of the amazing exclusives?
>>574897520Brown and a slave, yes. Hope this helps ESLtinx-kun.
>>574898112tinx?
>>574898154Upset?
>>574898246Si
>>574898246Ya
amazing thread better than reddit
We are the completely different game
>>574892404Good sex girl>>574897365Kek
>>574899412>Good sex girlHello mister sukhdeep
>>574893379>t. the raped
OCELOTTEEE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's impressive how much this thread has deteriorated in just 6 months. It was no shining beacon before but this is sad, it makes sense I guess there's nothing to discuss and people are tired of Nightreign. SoTE killed any lore discussions and there's no lore in Nightreign.Will Tarnished edition help at all or is this thread fully entering its dsg phase?
Bros how much maoney can I make by selling duskblood NT codes if I get one? Also, what would be the safest app to transfer that money?
>>574900494
>>574900526chud melties have done a number on the gennie, few will stick around to blog another run of elden ring as lucatiel. it's over, the sissy streakers have fallen, no anniversary, bring on the The Duskbloodgiescaust
>>574900526>6 monthshello newfriend
>>57490052680% of the shitposts must be by like 2 people samefagging like shiteazu and husbandschizo
>>574900526The /erg/ discordtrannies are to blame
>>574901198You cannot blame most of the problems on discord.
>>574901198erg trannies bring joy and whimsy
>>574901287Yes I can and I willAll the thread shitposters organize raids there
>>574901613ew
>>574901198They hated jesus because he spoke the truth.
'cord full of bipoc moids with hazel eyes
>>574901860Based and true btw
>>574901613Left
Deflecting to the discord is odd, you can just join it and look you know, it gets maybe 1 post per day
>>574901613Why is Deviljeeta like this?
>>574901613Now there's an anon who needs is balls drained
>>574901968Back to your shitcord you go, curry dip.
>>574902262*threadjeet who needs to get train'd
>>574901968>>574900705>>574895139lovely scholarwives
>>574899537It’s a shorthand meme way of saying it relax
>>574902684starman no
>>574900526What do you mean deteriorated? It’s the best it’s been in like 6 months. Before it was constant shitflinging between the thread chimps. There’s still the dsjeet who’s desperately trying to recreate it but he’s always going to be here so raping him is the only option (as we’ve been doing), Tardshit edition will at most give us a minor 1-2 week boost.>>574901613Not all of them sadly.
>>574901198>Trannies
>>574903387Cope and Seethe
>>574903510I doubt anyone has used the erotic channels.
>>574903510>shiftyduck-appreciation-channel
>>574903290>80% of the thread is mental diarrhea spam by schizos>thread is fire fr frCaught the threadbrown
>>574903584Stop the damage control cope trannyYou got exposedCope, seethe and dilate
>>574903510strange channel list. Devil Knight care to explain your association with this?
>>574903290>Before it was constant shitflinging between the thread chimpsArguments between anons who play Nightreign together is on topic and expectedSomeone typing yuh yuh or random schizo nonsense on post cd for the entire thread is different.
last gg post was 7 hours ago just wanted to point that out
>>574903823First sane post all day
>>574903510>shifty appreciation channel
>>574903510it's kikepilled
>>574903732>>574903972>>574903615>>574903584Those are joke channels
>>574903510I can’t believe cupcake, kirry and trish posted lewd newds in those channels
>>574903674The previous ones were better. This one is being shat up pretty hard. Still better than >>574903823>Arguments between anons who play Nightreign together is on topic and expectedExcept it wasn’t that, it was 80 percent Trish posting and then 1-3 people calling him a tranny and him arguing with them back for like 300 posts with maybe the occasional Greasy text wall sandwiched in between. >Someone typing yuh yuh or random schizo nonsense on post cd for the entire thread is different.Yes, and that was present before as well.
>>574904082Deviljeet cope
>>574904603>Trish postingRevealing yourself newfag he's part of the deterioration, subtract all those Trish posts where he replies to himself the entire thread and it's dead like it is now. I'm referring to the time before Trish
>>574903510holy nothingburger...
Unalive all nameposters
when schizos tell their headcanon i listen and learn
>>574905096Holy discord tranny cope
trish was so zen and that mogged the murk out of those threadshitters who dptg
10 years into the future you will be spending time with your wife and kids and some schizo will still be namedropping you in the Elden Ring 8: scholar of the first sin general
Everyone say goodbye to /erg/!!! We'll reunite for the Duskbloods CBT!
>>574905704>goodbye to /erg/but we're still on page 1
>>574905673I’m going to marry the anon who tells me to kill myself so he can say it to me everyday and it will be like we’re always on erg
>>574897878we'll be best friends once the next fromsoft game (not counting duskbloods) comes out
>>574905704I look like this
>>574904603oddly selective memory to say the least
>>574905986kek
>>574904924>he's part of the deteriorationThat is literally what I just said, Trish’s inability to not take bait was obviously an issue, just not the only one, we’re still dealing with zero content nonsense spam from the troll. >I'm referring to the time before TrishAlso had its fair share of issues, just from different threadshitters who also brought in off topic drama, but yes was probably overall better.
>>574905994mayhap
>>574905994Nintendo will filtering all the brokies out. We won.
erg shall perishdsjee will return and begin a new cycle
>>574905704byeeee ergies!!see you in dusckboods!!!!
How many ergies are actually getting a switch2 for duskchuds?
>>574894952Convergence has been okay but the buffs you can get feel kind of ridiculous and it doesn't feel like the mod cranks enemy difficulty to match it
>>574909760your just too good at the game uncy
unironically can't wait for the first team devil vs team terr duskbloods matchthe ramification of that game will echo for years
>>574909760yeah, a lot of the legendary buffs are honestly disgusting, especially when they additionally buff your other offensive/defensive buffs. i've been using rot incants, and the legendary buff that puts poison, rot, bleed, and deathblight on your weapon (and then gives you a crazy damage resist shield every time you trigger one of those, and also makes your other buffs give even more damage and damage resistance and regen) genuinely just trivializes any enemy or boss.
>>574902086the threadschizojeet needs to force a narrative.
Slowly approaching a lone albinauric archer, allowing her to shoot me full of arrows, only for her efforts to be rendered null by an occasional sip from my flask before finally coming upon her, smashing her bow in half, and then violently raping her to death.
>>574909085>will filtering average tendy jeet self report
>>574894952You can stop now it’s very sad for you when you do this
>>574905673that’s exactly what terr will be doing so true
Nintendo is going to filter all the brokies out.
Keep telling yourself that nintentard
>>574912196Do you own one?There you go. Already filtered.The thrones, stained by my curseSuch a shame I can not bare
>>574909119>>574902684>>574901968>>574900847>>574905704>>574910340Uttered nary a soul not even once.
>>574911256What's the point in raping an albinauric woman? She's not going to feel anything pain or pleasure from the act
>>574912881it's moral rape
>>574910602I picked Dreadnought and my game has basically been me facetanking every attack and freely attacking through it because there's a zero percent chance it will kill me. The only thing that actually stood a chance was Malenia, and all I really had to do was swap one item to solve that problem. I'm wondering if it's just the case with these item sets, because when I look at the other item sets like Rogue's, the benefits are fucking atrocious by comparison, so I might've just gotten the lottery winner.
>>574913465elaborate
>>574913740somephono feel the desire to rape but they attack someone who is not gonna feel the consequences of it
>>574913649yeah, some armor set bonuses are just massively better than others.
after 3 months I've gotten their trust and got into the secret erg cordanything you guys want to know?there are many levels to this hell and cringeryI will reply in a way that they will never know who the secret agent is
>>574914685just share the nudes mr agent
>>574914685show something zorjeet posted that could get him cancelled
>>574914685post something recent as proof first
>>574914738there are some levels or whateverit is locked/gatedlike half of the cord doesn't have the permissions >>574914961im not sure being cringe would cancel someone any specific things you have in mind?
>>574915175it's over...
>>574914961>zorjeetwhat is it is with threadshitters and not knowing the meaning of words they use is it a third world thing
>>574915175I knew it. I knew our relationship must be bullshit and you're just doing it to make fun of me. You were too nice, too perfect...I hate you anon!
i am queued and will be for 20 minutes
>>574915942????
not sitting in que that long for fucking fish
>>5749161933/3
>>574915175>im not sure being cringe would cancel someone >any specific things you have in mind?Well lets test, post literally anything he's said
I really hate this cunt.First she adds several seconds onto her death time, so even though I died after her, I don't get the kill.And the second time she's just invincible when she has 1 pip of health left, so she just doesn't die.
>>574916762want help?
>>574916285based
>>574916839No.I can do it, I just need to do it faster, and stop using the fucking two headed helmet.But trying to use literally any magic early game is nearly impossible unless you grind there's no way to get the int needed for anything that isn't Rock Sling.
>>574916762>Hating the most bullied boss in all of Elden RingWhat
>>574917149I fucking hate magic unless I'm the one using it.
>>574914357>Gain endure on every hit>vs>Gain 15% damage on a conditional action, like a critical hitI honestly really don't even understand how they're supposed to be remotely balanced. Maybe they're not supposed to be, and some playstyles are just intended to be worse than others.
fuck augur
Did you dorks seriously roll auger twice in a row
*dodge augur*
fuck the fish
>>574917810You're beautiful
>>574917810>>574918741both of these posters are grown men
>>574920201estrogenized males are not men
>>574920323>>574920201White men
gg ggregg, blessed milly souls run
gg gregarious
>>574920423>>574920497u mena dr house
>>574920529:O
anyone wanna queue with me?
GG ED Dogs.Just could not get into the fight for some reason.
gg cold dog that got a bit spicy at the end there
GG hotdogs. I think bloodflame blade was preventing my twinblade from triggering Gladius' holy weakness. Very weird. Maybe it only counts the last affinity in the "stack".
Is it time to start playing Scholar?
>>574921418>that got a bit spicy at the end thereThis makes me feel 2nd hand embarrassment stop saying this shit
>>574920718^w^
GG xxx.That thing that happened, happened. We were mildly troubled by it but it didn’t matter because we all have 6000 hours per lobby and fought these bosses a combined total of 1000 times.
>>574921552no
>>574921701>AIIIIIIEEEE IS THAT SOMEONE PLAYING THE GAME INSTEAD OF SAYING ZUK IT UP?!Okay retard
>threadschizos mad somebody actually plays the gamelike clockwork
>>574920201would you rather them be underage men? that's kinda creepy
>AIIIIIIEEEE IS THAT SOMEONE PLAYING THE GAME INSTEAD OF SAYING ZUK IT UP?!
Is Mush queuing
Don't talk about yourself in the third person raped maggot faggot thread shitter
Is Terr queuing?
>>574920801nah
>>574916285Yeah I dont think anyone is that desperate for a game
this twisted gennie needs a reset
>>574923335No one wanted to play with xhim so in typical threadpest fashion decided to name-drop xhimself
only terr can save this gennie
>dsaar that helped ruin itbe less obvious
gg friends
>>574924380geegee
>>574924483
>>574923736'set
>>574924717
Gg libra. Decided to drop a balancer relic for something with buff allies on scan. Also trying out art gauge up on block in place of flasks heal allies. I realized my ult is flasks heal allies but better so all I need to do is spam that.
Yuh
Nuh
gg spicy gramophone
gg greganother cursed night 1 bears
>>574925604That's what you get for greeding red wolf lmao.Thankfully the haloslop was online.
>>574925604>>574925950it was fine, we've had worse bears before
>>574926374Yeah it was fine.The only cursed moment was when we were trapped in the stairs with the circle closing.
>>574921949>>574921931you seem rather upset
gg cold colddog, shame it wasn't a hotdog, that run was way too juicy for a non ED
>>574927946gg thx for the radhdnhn swords
I hate myself
I am Roderika
>>574928301Shut up
>>574929308sorry
>>574921931>>574922471>>574923909you cockslapped that faggot maggot freak into purgatory
>>574928301Did you forget to take your hrt pills again kitten?
>>574929756You need to dick her down and cuddle her to save her anon
>>574929756I'm not a tranny
aww man just normal goat
gg normal goaters
Queuing for Mush
>>574931979I miss them
Bah. Adel got some cheap hits on me. The last one in particular was super cheap. I was so far away from any visual matter during the attack, and got killed by the air. Literally I jumped. Nothing touched me from below, from the front or back or anywhere. The *air* was so impactful, that I died.But enemies were acting strange all game, I think there was some real lag. Royal Revenant escaping its crit, Bell Bearing Hunter attacking midway points between us. Magma Wyrm not even reacting to my ult. It's like the enemies were all slightly desynced.
>>574932454I miss her
gg purple chicken>>574933443Dunno if it was because I was blue, I believe I fixed the main connection issue I was having a few weeks ago
>>574933073I look like this and do this when I post knowing it will make someone mad
