Previous Thread: >>574844120>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59Makoto (Limited)Ako (Dress – Limited)SatsukiChiakiKanna (Swimsuit)>News:5.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/tQ4z_gAngHc – 7/26 15:00Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/673>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 6/25 11:00 – 7/29 3:592x Normal – 7/22 4:00 – 7/29 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59RenaKonokaHare (Camp)Kotama (Camp)Maki (Camp)Misaki>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3501827>Events:Kivotos' Unsolved Mystery: In Search of Tsuchinoko, the Unknown Creature – 7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Field) – 7/28 2:00 – 8/3 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Bounty – 7/20 19:00 – 7/27 18:592x Normal – 7/27 19:00 – 8/3 18:59
49 to 50 31 to 70k hp jump is insaneshan't be doin' it
>>574866917>posting students who SAW MY FUCKING DICK
>>574866917it isn't junko
>early birthday threadCringe. There's no reason to do that.
hey
My Wide Bride and her senpais
early birthday bread? gookako bread next
>>574867094Fuck off.
>>574866994
>>574866917This isn't a Seia bread
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>574867048>momoi believe vagina>blue kinda cute
>>574867054Are we mobposting?
Wakamo
>>574867171This ako doesn't look gook enough
>>574867230No, you fuck off. You don't need to do that when threads don't last 15 hours. Birthday threads are good, when it's actually their birthday.
>>574867054Why is this so relatable?
>>574867305I don't give a shit what you think. If you don't like this thread you can post in the other one.
>>574866917she took a gander at my semi-chub macrophallus...
Rengefags are not real, I'm yet to see a single one
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>574867378>>574867305
>>574867171dress ako preferably
>>574867330I have no idea why you'd find that relatable. I've been cutting my own hair for over ten years now and it looks no worse than what the barber would do.Because it's real hard to fuck up shaving everything off.
I like Natsu (Millennium).
This thread is too sexualized.
>>574867048>ui smell
>>574867015The difficulty spike is pretty extreme
>>574867048>skippu content>useful momoi>gookako smell>mika stuff smells funny>nigger alice pic>real child pussy please>character balding disgusting>sexual goliath young wakamo>nozomi bing>ui smell
>>574867048Sensei...
>>574867054
>>574867427fuck off bitch, no one likes your schizo rambling
>>574867378That's impossible since it was posted first. I'm telling you to learn how to make threads if you want to make them in the future.
>>574867520I'd say it's closer to pretty -insane-
>>574867048>Kayoko heatGoslingbros...
Just finished the eventIt was really funny. Didn't expect the 3 of them to riff off the other so wellAlso the Tsubasa Mirai interactions were cute
>>574867520Most of your damage still comes from killing mobs so it's not that crazy
>>574867470I'm imagining rubbing my meat between their hairless slits
>>574867681It really showed Mirai in a good light.
>hairlessWe like pubes around here
>(you) fell for the seminar propaganda
>>574867495that's normal for every gacha desu
>>574867839I want her to meet the GDD. She'd radicalise them in under 20 minutes.
>>574867805Wakamo
>>574867015that is why nobody will remember your name
What's your favorite LLM?
>>574867839that's kinda antisemitic...
>>574867839god I really wish they'd let me punch Rio
>>574867896>GDDStop with GDD. People talk about wanking, but there is no doubt about which club is the one that's most wanked. There is just one single club which appeared in PV1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. All of them.
Soon
>>574867839Post proof retard
>>574867994I wanna fuck 8 so bad...
>>574868158>Stop with GDD.no
>>574867839Aleins are not real so it's a good thing their club was disbanded
>>574868191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTRXOnbuJVM
>>574867681Same, I want to see more Tsubasa and Mirai.>>574867839I really like how BA stories always have "real" topics while still being very Kivotos.
>>574867994I want Miku Kei
>>574867284>>574867586I want my playable JTF mob already, Nexon
>>574867896She’d say they’re in cahoots with the Seminar you fool. Why are is a game club hanging out with Big Sister???
Child pussy!
>>574868325We prefer Minor Kei
>>574868380Need visual
NO!
>>574867658She gave you trash for Valentine’s Day
>>574868373>Why are is a game clubWould you like to become a translator for BA?
Playable mobs:>some kind of a strategy game mode where you can cultivate small armies of mobs from various schools and use them against threats or something>you can use new special currency/item type to level them up and improve their skills>all are given to you for free>also some unique bond system with them that raises stats and unlocks short relationship storiesdo you rike
soon
We love child pussy here.
>>574868380We say CP here
>>574868158They're the main characters of Blue Archive
>>574868514codopanko
I really hope they don't forget about Malcute like how they forgot about Suou and Abydos
>>574868560She's in the most recent PV trailer
>>574868501Yes. Make it an event minigame and make it require the slightest modicum of thought like the trinity card game and we've got a most hated event of all time on our hands.
remember red winter
>>574868491Fucking hell, I need my coffee
Raping Ushio Noa
>>574868684Memoryholed due to Ukraine please understand.
>>574868560its not up to nexon to remember suou but on us to remember her in our hearts
It does surprise me that Shigure drinks alcohol, full stop no euphemisms literal alcoholNot because of any moral reasons but I had always assumed that Korea has some demented laws about not depicting minors drinking
Renge's about to take off my pants
>>574868821Word. It's like you're saying she's dead
>>574868501It could work like Warcraft 3 where you have the mobs being generic units and the named students being heroes
>>574868158No one can beat them cause of PV6, but Abydos and retard club are also in all other PVs
>>574868919Finally. Blue Archive moba...
>>574868893Child pussy...
>>574868870It's made for japan. Worst korea could have something else, especially when they have two versions one of which is censored
>>574868882Is she also searching for tsuchinoko?
>>574868882your 5XL pants
>someone stalking our cabin at night>Probably an alien>Should we call the cops>Fuck no, if we did the GSC would cover it up like they do all alien sightings Bros, why is the GSC so invested in keeping citizens from knowing the truth?
>>574868785>sensei I notice this time your erection is only 99.87% of the size it was the previous time we engaged in sexual intercourse, does this mean you feel less sexually attracted to me because I have aged 3 hours since then?
Even if you find out the Truth you end up burying it because the world can't handle it the Truth.The Rhombuses are already here, and are all around us.
>>574868890Another student we couldn't save
“MENTOR?!?!?!”“IS IT REALLY THAT SMALL?!?!?!?”
>>574868684Meru my beloved
>>574868464That's what I deserve
>>574869132Nah, I'm just tired from "excersising" with Yuuka
>>574867839Probably a dumb question, but this made me wonder, do gooks/nips have these schizos truthers too? Or are the writers explicitly referencing english speaking people with her personality gimmick?
>>574867839I imagine (you) went ahead and pat Tsubasa after she said this.>"Of course they are..."
>>574869174t-the water was too cold...
>>574869309I already read both versions, but at least I still have the bond gear momo for tomorrow.
>>574868956Mob Arena...
>>574868956Since BA is a boomer game for balding old men, the game would have base building just like the classics
>>574869130I was going to question how anyone can believe in coverups with the things that have happened in Kivotos but then I remembered everyone outside the main players thought the events of the Finale chapter was a movie being filmed.
>>574869130Sensei came from 'outside Kivotos', correct? In fact he's an entirely different kind of being to anyone else here! Wake up sheeple!
>>574869174>>574869132>inb4 cuckposting
>>574869262>schizos truthersIt's only natural in this world right?>The lack of a conspiracy is part of the conspiracy itself! etcDon't believe my lies.
>>574869309Imagine the smell of her sweaty armpits
This world is but a shadow
>>574869262The devs are definitely well versed in Western media based on other references they've made in previous events, and with that knock off X-Files theme they've got playing for this one they might just be cribbing from shows and movies.
Do a tenner. I am no longer asking.
Jumby my beloved...
>>574868785Noa in Taimanin universe I can see it.
This world is Sonicway past kewl
>>574869262People with schizophrenia are not exclusive to western countries. Fuck, gooks are probably even more fucked up on that regard considering the amount of people following literal cults
>>574869547I don't have a tenner
>>574869547N-No...
>>574869487Plato-sensei.....
>>574869309i have been looking for this edit for so long to no avail holy shit, thanks for posting it, now i need the schise with no horn to complete the collection
>>574869587Students most likely to join Aum Shinrikyo? Serika aside, obviously.
>>574869587you mean cults like the LDS church or Nation of Islam?
>>574869448you know the general is in the wrong state when mob girls and no name girls like>>574869262get posted just because they fit the 'c word' criteria
>>574869403Governments DO cover things up, it comes out every time the CIA is forced to release documents that "Oh yeah we did that actually"However the schizos come across too deranged to win over normalfags, even if what they're saying is entirely correct. It isn't until twenty years later the schizos are vindicated, and by then who gives a shit.Its not just the final chapter; all of the raids are canon, and they're treated as "rumors", the start of wildhunt event starts with them mentioning a bunch of mysterious stuff we directly know happened which are all treated as rumors. Sensei himself? He's basically the FBI. In the official Anime sensei is listed as working for the "Federal Beureu of Investigation"Don't trust glowies
>>574869703But how can you possibly know the collection is complete?
>>574869587I think Japs are evil because they got nuked for their WW2 crimes. I mean whole reason we're in 4chan and play BA is because of Japan most likely.
Rena, Yoshimi and Junko needs to have a mini story together.>"I would never act like this around Sensei." x 3
>>574869927WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>574869927Anon...?
>>574869927Peachy goose's breast
Tsubasa reminds me of my late grandfather. Add a rant about the rapture, giants, and Obama, she would just be a anime girl version of him. I miss him a lot…
>>574869927I can literally see her wet nipple
Shut the fuck up... let me die in peace.
>>574869807So why isn't Tsubasa suspicious of Sensei who works for GSC?
For which occasions would it be appropriate to wear this?
>>574869745I meant more like the unification church or something like that
>>574870078The burning of Rome.
>>574869927Fake image, Goose has ghost nipples, only Midomo has pink nipples
>>574870078Subtle Vidya Merch convention
>>574870078Your daughter's university graduation
>>574869969Stop it or yanyo will selfdestruct again
>>574870078Date with Neru
>>574870229
TSUCHINOKO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>574869587Yeah, but we have a specific brand of schizophrenia. For example, AFAIK, the ufo thing is pretty much exclusively a cultural phenomenon in western Christian countries. Most of Tsubasa's lines could unironically come from my stoner buddy from HS.
>>574870308Detekoi
>>574869927I'm gonna suckle on that like I'm a baby cow
>>574869969am i retarded if i noticed just now that renge is edited in?
>>574870398mmmmmmmmaybe...
>>574869547Canhale rerun is around the corner
>>574870430
one day we're gonna get Mirai and Malkuth in an event
summoning pits
>>574870471It's happening right now on global
>>574869927The goose is fuckin loose
>>574870316>western Christian countriesAren't ufo sightings strictly a US thing? I don't think I ever heard a local story about it and I live in central Europe
>>574870316>brand of schizophrenia. For example, AFAIK, the ufo thing is pretty much exclusively a cultural phenomenon in western Christian countriesMore than that, it seems to have come about almost as a replacement for encounters with demons and other supernatural threats as the populations of those countries have become less religious.
>>574868353Ichika already released. That was your playable jtf mob
>>574870495>>574870430Didn't mean to quote anyone here
>>574870549There's a few famous Bong ones but we're America Jr. so it's probably just cross contamination from importing their movies and the like.
>>574870075I dont think shes aware of sensei's position at all. That information would be in mainstream media that she wouldnt be following
>>574870549>central Europe
Red pill me on Alice hebe sex
>>574869969Didn’t that Renge artist just print WAY too many copies of his doujin. Like he was expecting Mika or Yuuka levels of sales?
>>574869587cults aren't schizophrenic
>>574870532wtf?!
Put on the picklesuit, slut
>>574869927
>>574870793Acceleration
>>574870718It's not illegal to fuck a robot AND she's technically thousands of years old. Your move, officer.
>>574870549Specifically a west coast thing, we at the rest of America believe in Bigfoot and Wendigo sightings
>>574870829There's nothing technical about that. She's literally a thousand years old. Perfectly legal.
well fuck you too
>>574870905ignore the massive tits, what the fuck is that super short body? it looks so scuffed
>>574870738trvk. Cults work on normalfags. Schizophrenics are the ones who expose them and get ignored for decades.
>>574870829She's also officially 15 years old which i assume is legal in Kivotos
>>574871018as long as the girls have a halo they are legal, yes even the prophets
>>574870937She was in sleepmode tho. That doesn't count.
>>574869927>subtle ERP invite by a /trash/ poster>that many (You)snever change /bag/
>>574870229He's not even in C108
>>574870937Yeah but she only obtained consciousness for the first time when you found her. You could argue she isn't even 1.
>>574871012Dear lordThis retarded costume has yet to be surpassed
>>574871198She probably was conscious during the end of nameless god era, otherwise the mystery nigga and kei wouldn't be so fixated on her. She just lost her memories.
>>574871008>ignore the massive titsDon't ask for the impossible
>>574867839Yes, I love (((Seminar)))
>>574871172>subtle ERP inviteeveryone who replied was looking at the tits it's not that deep
>>574870316It's not complicatedConsult the chart
>>574871362Very good Miyo, this is what I mean by e-girl makeup. Now lie on the bed
>>574871421that's how it starts, retard bro
>>574871018>She's also officially 15 years oldProof?
>>574870575Yeah, the alien abduction stories redpilled me on the aliens = demons conspiracy. Knew about it for a while and with movies like disclosure day coming out I feel completely vindicated.
>>574871172We're in full SEA hours, who do you think lurks /trash/?
>>574871124>hinadori gang has halosSensei you cant go any younger
>>574871570You.
>>574871613Yes we can.
Pink Momoi...
>>574871613Who's gonna stop me?
>>574871457What next, looking at dicks makes you gay?
Green Midori...
you wouldn't hinadori right /bag/?
>>574871485The fact she was enrolled as a first year.
I don't like students who are mean to me.
>/trash/poster brings up cock discussion
>>574870316Do you think Tsubasa coded a Kivotos equivalent to Temple OS?
Mika love
>>574871726I would Hina and Midori
>>574871691Any girl from kivotos could grab sensei and fold him like a lawn chair with their mighty loli strength.Stay safe out there and be cautious of any vans offering beer and rock CDs.
do we even discuss the game here at this point
>new player>PvP'ed a bit too hard against the bots>"haha this is ez what are these losers even doing lol??">season resets>level 38>stuck fighting level 72's and 83's with the most metafag comps>can't even win a single match anymoreThe Hunter has become the Prey....Seriously how do I lower my rank again? Nobody is even attacking me :(
>>574871776KivotOS
>>574871172>>574871695This is the same poster
White Kei...
>>574871774We already had the cock discussion yesterday, if you missed it, too bad!!!
>>574867839So she's definitely the one spreading right-wing propaganda, okayyyyyyy
>>574871613malkuth is 0 years old if you think about it...
>>574871860>how do I lower my rank againwhy would you want that? just enjoy the extra daily coins
>>574871776Nah, that would be Himari.Rio glows while Himari shines
>>574871776Nah, she has a different flavour of schizophrenia to Terry. We'll need to wait until we meet more of the club for that.
>>574871902Cuterika~
>>574868501Blue Archive: Total War
>>574871829We are only helping you realize your dream
>>574871776If she did, Seminar would have allowed her club to exist as making an OS is something they would acknowledge as having worth especially considering where the bar for "software creation" is with the GDD'S track record.
>>574871957He’s already thinking like a 100>rank player. Getting to around rank 99 to farm pvp coins on desperate players
So... how exactly Himari has data of all the events that happenned in the outing?She hid a bug in sensei's clothes or some shit? has a surveillance drone? hacks your momotalks?
>>574872071>subtle GDD slanderBased
>>574871613
>>574871405Me too.
What kind of swimsuits do you think they’ll actually get?
>>574872063hey I remember that comment lmao how come gookako isn't considered avatar posting at this point
>>574871172Posting lewd students is more than okay in /bag/
Wew, job's done.
>>574872205The ones they're already wearing not good enough for you?
>>574872254good job chise
>>574872254Bro, you gotta clear 4 more for Arona dice minigame
2hu collab when
>>574872205none, it doesn't mean they're naked but they won't be summer fes material those designs are lame like mika alt last year
>>574871012sex with cosplay hina
>>574872239because it's like 5 smart people posting, together we're a collective
>>574872205Stop being delusional, it's going to be wild hund and raildoad mixed lineup
>>574872318I'm sorry, but the playerbase's average age isn't 80.
This is slander, we are good guys.
>>574872393with hina cosplayerftfy
>>574872403I'm just gonna assume every gookako is a brown subhuman based on the posts from /sp/
>>574872010I want a Terry student who’s a complete coding prodigy like him, but is too schizo to actually be cooperative to the rest of Millennium or her club
>>574872363retard
>>574872253Yosh is for molesting
>>5748723182hu doesn't even collab with other franchise.
>posting gookseia>posting doomfox>posting Akane>posting Iroha all day>posting Mari>not avatarfagging>posting gookako>WTF AVATARFAGGING KILL KILL BAN THAT GUY BAN HIIIIIM KILL THEM AAAAAAAAAAAALI see how it is
hmmm
>>574872472fr fr no cap this game aint for uncs
>>574872318Prillya is the only collab we need
There are two flavors of conspiracy theorists, ones that believe in aliens, and ones that believe in demons
>>574872612I would unironically drop the game
>>574872607We don't talk about it vro
>>574872573we are the most oppressed on /bag/
Need a Tsubasa gf, she'd be an endless source of entertainment
>>574870316>ufo thing is pretty much exclusively a cultural phenomenon in western Christian countriesUFO is absolutely a thing in Japan too when it had a boom in the 70s. Manga like Doraemon had numerous references to UFOs since the 70s.
>uh oh gookako melty
>>574872573Die!
>>574872531Also for making sensei dick hard and playing with the foreskin.
>>574872318Isn't it filled with futa characters tho?
>>574872239All /vg/ mods are confirmed gookako bros
>>574872701It's gonna sound funny but since /bag/gots are so sexual there's a high chance most of this general has their foreskin intact.
>>574871739>Pina
>>574872573the only avatarfag i report is the priconne kot so don't hate me
>>574872670People forget that Art Bell of Coast to Coast AM used to live in Japan
I clapped.
>>574872669Damn, she looks very molestable. Not Miyu tier but still
>>574872772that's just the cosplayers
>>574872310>clears stage 1 four more times
W I F EIFE
there are “people” in this very bread that think tiphareth is a good fightlet that sink in for a moment
I usually cosplay as Hina on local conventions...
Shima Konoka is a woman who may have become a father to me
Need gookMika and gookSeia to counter gookako
>>574872810I think that must be a myth because my foreskin was stolen from me at birth but I'm still horny all the time.
>>574872607What was the page again.
>>574873101You can't... she's way too powerful...
>>574873046tiph would be good if the controls of this game wasn't kinda doodoo for it
>>574873117https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/05/updateUnder special content.
>>574872903>weak>frail>passes out at random events>nobody would believe her because she always talks nonsense
perhaps the real tsuchinoko is inside me all along
>>574873046what sink
>>574873046We will get camera zoom controls for Tiph during the next rerun.For now you must get your clears with nozoom
are >we going to get special we events with pyros to cover the acceleration?>inb4 lol lmao
>>574872162weird looking watermellon they all eatin
>>574873046It is. It's much better than S*t in which you must memorize timeline to milliseconds to drop heals and atk downs or get wiped.
>>574873248HUUUUUUH
>>574873304probably
i need to glow
>>574873343>which you must memorize timeline to millisecondsretardGOD
>>574873490t. floor 50 shitter
>>574873484last time you picklenuked a thread and exposed gookako to be behind that
>>574873304topkek
>>574872816A single 17 yo out of dozens of 15 yo first years, so what?
I wasted 5 years of my life and around 85.000 dollars to Genshin ImpactIs Brap Archive good like Genshin? I need 4th gacha next to GI, HSR, ZZZ. I wanna fuck Azuna in the ass and cum in faecI wnat to built Azuna M6W5
>>574873401mmmm Plapna
>>574873192The last one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgcbWyKM-Tc so maybe it's intentional? Looks dumb though.
ok but why is it pickle nukewhy not tactical cuke
>>574873665fucking retardstop playing gacha slop
>>574872651why? even if I understand you may not like them, how would that hurt your experience enough to drop the game?Didn't the railgun collab affect you in the same way?
>>574873536I vibe cleared F100, skill issue if you have to follow timelines for a fucking frr lmao
>>574867658I see you, you see meHow pleasant, this feelingThe moment you hold meI missed you, I'm sorryI've given what I haveI showed you I'm growingThe ashes fall slowlyAs your voice consoles me
>>574873614The point is that just because someone is enrolled in first year doesn't mean that they are 15 yo.
>>574873665just drop gachas altogether retard this is embarrassing
>>574873248Hina's skilled handjob
>>574873061Konoka?A father?
>>574873823WHERE IS SHE
>>574867839knowing rio this sounds plausible
>>574872670How much of that from legitimate schizos though? Is there a subculture of nips who actually believe and talk conspiracies like Tsubasa, or is it just fun stories, residual from burger culture? Cause we have people who claim to have seen it. My uncle is a new ager who is always talking about ETs and the galactic federation lmao.
>>574873665BA has no males in the gacha
>>574873665it's just 85 bucks that's like 8 monthlies
>>574873772F100 is easy mode, you should have been able to clear F124 if you weren't a shitter.
>>574873665Bro spent 85 USD and is crying lmao
>>574873665> 85.000 dollarsThat period better not be a typo, if it’s actually a comma then you need to go to rehab, not a new gacha
>>574873665post proofs hoyofag
>>574873723I got a better question: why don't you shut your mouth before I shut it for you
Touch the tsuchinoko, Koharu
>>574873701I wouldn't call it "last" if it's labeled number 7 and there's 3 more slots to go. Wouldn't be surprised if there was something planned months prior but got canceled and they forgot to update the chart to remove 8-10.
>>574873945>moving a goalpostEmbarrassing
>>574873723NTA but I'd rather not have fateshit especially yurimagicalgirlshit here
finally done with work...
>>574873665>85.000 dollars to Genshin ImpactWhy do you retards have money and I don't
>>574873723collabs are cancer and a mistake
>Raise my phone's volume for a voicemail or something>Forget about it>Decide to do my dailies on phone>super loud BURUUUUU ARRRKKKKAAAAAAAIIIIIIIVVVVUUUUU echoing through the entire public space where I am with me having the intense urge to bury my head in the ground like an ostrichWHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
>>574873248What, like inside your butt?
>>574874082Retard. You assumed yourself that your F100 was hot shit and gives you the right to talk.
>>574873665Just bee urself.
>>574874041don't you have something to lick?
>>574874178well money needs to go to retarded goys to make it's way back to the uuuuh """rich"""
One Key for every day of the week.
>>574874198I would never do in public something I'm ashamed to do in public,
>>574874198I don't even have buru aka on my phone lolfuck risking it in today's society
>>574874006europeans use a dot, not a comma
is she talking about malkuth?
>>574874198No one cares what you do in public bro, you've got junkies OD'ing on a sidewalk and everyone goes about their day. Embrace being cringe, it's liberating
>>574874178you are an even bigger retard
>>574872810What the fuck does this even mean?
>>574874601
>>574873892https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A0%E3%83%BC%E3%83%96%E3%83%A1%E3%83%B3%E3%83%88Conspiracy theory isn't that popular in Japan relative to the States but of course they exist.Not to mention the more socially acceptable fascination with UMAs and other paranormal things
>>574874198Accidentally booting up Blue Archive at max volume in public is a canon event for every Sensei
>>574874601yes. And the seminar (((elites))) are covering it up.
>>574874198Blue Archive is banned in my country, it's literally ILLEGAL to install on your phoneIf someone would find out and report me I could go to prison. Count yourself lucky you only have to deal with some minor embarrassment.
>>574873304You already it. It's the Arona web events.
>>574874631>you've got junkies OD'ing on a sidewalkno one lives in a shithole like youin my CIVILIZED country, we only have passed out drunk ojisans sleeping benches in parks and at bus stops it's all very quaint
>>574872493are there even any good hina cosplayers
>>574873665You're retarded
>>574874730Hans sensei...
>>574874730what
>>574874730Bong Sensei…
>>574874681Happened to me in a work meeting recently, thankfully wasn't ultra loud and I got the Misaki voice line so it was just subtle enough to play off
>>574873826The normal age for first years is 15 and Aris is treated as a normal first year like Momoi and Midori, you're obviously supposed to think of her that way. Pina and Kokona aren't treated as normal first years.
>>574874789Keep clenching your buttcheeks because of fear that some normgroid is gonna judge you lol
>>574874730Oi, you got a loicense for dat loli game, mate?
>>574874807Gentle slow loving anal sex with the larping Ojou-Sama
>>574875017how come a bar over the eyes makes everything more erotic
>>574874868every time that happens to me i get shizuko, micher or ibuki, i try to mute my game but sometimes i forget to lower the volume and depending on the PV i don't notice until it's too late
>>574875113getting ibuki must be like the worst case scenario lmao
>>574875195No, that would be Tsurugi
>>574867839>she knowsoy vey, shut it down
>>574874198>super loud BURUUUUU ARRRKKKKAAAAAAAIIIIIIIVVVVUUUUU echoing through the entire public space where I am>no one reconizes the game you're playingSurrounded by a bunch of shit eaters.
>>574875245I feel like both would cause huge amounts of "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????"
Today is Suou's 2 years gone...
I see people watching anime and stuff on public transport all the time. Stop being such bitches.
>>574875062Because you've been conditioned to associate it with criminal behavior since your childhood
Imagine opening this in public with sound at full volume haha
>>574875375How did michiru win?
>>574875375Unironically happen to me at work
>>574874814BA isn't banned there, he's more likely a swamp German or something.
>>574875375guh
>>574875375Every person on the bus would line up to shake your hand
>>574875062I've been covering the eyes on my porn and often times it creates wonders.
enough with the teletubbies
>>574875549hanging them is pretty dark...
>>574875549My nigga Tinky-Winky
>>574875327Who you want as her Seiyu?
>>574875062Sshhh
>>574875549zoomer (70% of bag) might not now these characters
>>574875764I’m a zoomer, I know teletubbies
Why aren't the Abydos girls recruiting?
>>574875443Canon wife
>>574875764Of course we do, they're the slendytubbies duh
>>574875443Most Erotic Tanuki.
>>574873823>>574875549
Cumming in Noa!
>>574875443I don't know, she spooked me while rolling for fes archive banner, I even ue30 her and use her in raids but I still didn't read her momos. I have no clue what's the context behind that l2d
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HN0g2VebcAASPFl?format=jpgA normal consensual relationship between 2 adults
>>574874664mwack
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>574876247>consensual I don't see her agreeing to anything
https://x.com/i/status/2079879362287931667
>>574876418OO years old
>>574876418Why the censor? What is she starring at?
>>574876353Why are Shupos so popular amongst crossdressers?
>>574876169>contextsensei proposes to sexy racoon with a ring. they get married. aggressive pounding with lots of michiru sex sounds...many babies soon
>>574873343>almost impossible on the platform the game was originally made for>goodalso real fucking ironic to make that retarded claim when Set has at most 2 things going on at once when Tiph is a clusterfuck that demands near perfection on super small windows or you get to the end and time out with a few mil hp left
>>574876529>Why the censor?She killed billions...
>>574874654if you have foreskin it feels better so you're more prone to do it more often
>>574876529She is a victim of Sensei Island and thus had her censored to protect her identity
>>574876729Don't bother, this retard brought up f124 as an example, who cares if what he said applies to every fucking boss on highest difficulty
>>574876529She has succubus eyes, they are covered to prevent you from being seduced
>>574876730we protect genociders now..
>>574876060they dropped the ball with dress Mitcher hard. Not only did she become the canon wife, she also became meta and mandatory to haveI think that's a little bit too much for a gag character?
>>574876827I could've been even hornier?!
>>574876529It means she's a good girl
>>574876729Try doing Set 100 without any of the powercreep including Kuroko. Back in the day we had to use Sakurako. Tiphareth hasn't had any big powercreep since it's release. Just because Set has been reduced to a joke due to powercreep does not mean that it's original incarnation was easier than TIphareth.
>>574876645Then I guess I'll never read it so that it's not canon in my version of the game
>>574876827she looks like her breath is absolutely smell here
>>574876869I just can’t get over it because the fight pisses me off so muchWhen bringing fewer than the maxed number of students possible for a team and suiciding one of them in one of the phases are some of the meta strategies, you know you fucked up when designing the fight
>>574873046It really isn't. The constant vacuum messes up any floor heals/buffs not to mention it looks janky. Sometimes a student will get pushed really far away instead because the mechanic is fucking wonky. The run is fucking stupid and exists just to timer scam you, same for phase 2. And finally the only moment in the entire fight that's not a roster check and requires careful management is the triple core spawn.
what is it with breath smell
>>574876990yeah... not always a good thing
>>574873046I'm so glad you could solo it with Aoba during decagrammaton
>>574877315latest X fad
やっべ〜〜〜(生徒に手をかけるカス)まあモモイならいいか……(最悪の思考)
>>574869547I have too little pyros and I need to save for foxes
>>574877472Do not the Moi Sensei dono
>>574877212I'm not sure if that's the case anymore, but I watched some clears of high floors a few months back where you basically didn't know if you can make it or not because you had to do millions of dmg with like 20s left
>>574867054Should've had her halo start mutating since she's no longer a generic mob.
>>574876418the type of cover you'd see for a sextape that's about as egregiously long as a feature-length movie
>Sora summer out of nowhere
>>574876593prana too
>>574874730same. stoned to death over a fucking gacha game is a dumb way to die
>>574877626why is there a penis emblem on her hat
>>574877679Don't post that pic ever again
>>574877679duuuuumb ways to dieso many dumb ways to dieduuuuumb ways to di ie ie ieeeee...
Two of them
>>574877717she's also not a generic mob
>>574875725all of my candidates already voice BA characters.
>i started the Tiphareth floor 24 with only Aoba, forgot we don't have the deca support anymorehope im not the only one who did this
>>574877717Penis is part of Japanese culture, gaijin!!!!
>>574874789>in my CIVILIZED country I can't play a game on my phonelmao
>>574874081He meant that it's still getting updated because the latest one just got released somewhat recently, so the last 3 is probably just going to be contents to go into main story part 2.
Eroka love
>>574877679Hinadori is for funny slapstick punishments, not ryona
imagine the sxe where she never gets tired
>>574876593Pantyhose sex
>>574876353>male
>>574878508Her feet? In my mouth
>>574878596ur gonna catch bad breath
>>574878615cables doko?
>>574878519Here you go, since you like men so muchhttps://x.com/hoyocosplay8901/status/2079869258591555945
>>574866917This tomboy dragon is WAY too fucking sexy.
>>574878803It's full wireless including wireless electricity
>>574870078Do they sell in my size (6XL)?
This is my formal apology to early Rena fags.I didn't like her at first but you were right, she is wonderful.The occult club in general has become one of my favorite non-Trinity clubs
>>574879034the GOATS
i think hasumi deserves a delicious eclair who agrees
>>574878971Stop faffing about and bring back the kids Deca!
>>574879228Tsumugi is the only good girl, rest are sluts exposing their soles
kill yourself
coom in doomrope in hope
https://x.com/ca_noske/status/2079899817535533502?s=20blue archive hard drugs and sex anthology
Fun fact, most of your bad breath comes from your tongue, dried mouth, and tonsils, not your teeth. Mouthwash, mints, and a tongue scraper is ideal if you have chronic bad breath
>>574878971We do have wireless charging right now. Pretty sure general wireless electricity would exist in Kivotos.
No rape in this thread, by both sides of the party.
Hasumi should start fasting
>>574879034Well yeah since Wild Hunt is just Trinity 2
>>574879516I'd recommend it if you wanna get closer to Jesus.
>>574879020Only one that outsells it is 4XL (extra short/extra wide)
>>574878956She wears those shorts to hide her unshaven pubes
Hasumi should start farting
>>574879601keep your scat fetish to yourself
Ibuki should start peeing the brown stuff
>>574879516Just remember Hasumi, you only have to give up meat for lent, not sugar
>>574879531I don't think so. Wild hunt seems to be more about people going insane from the restrictions while Trinity is more focused on people being civilised.
>>574879469well, as long as it's character:sensei$ and male:"sole male$", that's fine
I hate Arona, all she does is give me these blue archives!
>>574879662
>>574879698what.... like beer???
I was gonna say "I would convert Hasumi to Christianity" cause I forgot Trinity is already a Christian school
>>574879490Short range induction charging isnt nearly as efficient as a proper wire with DC and absolutely cannot supply enough wattage to power a tower PC.If you increase the amperage youre just asking for an arcflash, you dont want wireless electricity lmao
>>574879759Futa on male
>>574879228I want to marry all of them
>Favorite Trinity Student>What would her Christian denomination be?
>>574879908Imagine bringing sensei to watch for UFOs but all he looks at are your feet
>>574879769Sounds like someone got given the ol' spicy envelope.
>>574879698If your pee is brown you are probably suffering from some kind of infection or kidney problem, please see a doctor immediately
>>574879662Fuck off. I see all kinds of weird fetishes posted around in /bag/.
>>574879986MariMormon
>>574870891>America>WendigoLiterally hadn't heard of Wendigos until they were added as enemies in Path of Exile 3.0.
Is there anyone whom Sensei is extremely degenerate towards outside of Iori?
coom in Nozoom.
They should be sisters
>>574859623>>574880032Casually noticing
>>574880172Soaking with Mari…
>>574880213Karin
>>574880213
Imagine finding your student in the black market, purchasing your feet pic of when you're underage.
>>574880278I've seen people make that argument for Mutsuki too since she looks kind of like Hina aswell
>>574880213Rabu
>>574880213rabu
>>574877101here's my red Set clear from over a year ago, fuck youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/p020p5dmfg6gh5dq.mp4did that on the phone while taking a dump
>>574878880>showing to the world that you are a failed maleDamn chinks
rabu should be in jail
>>574880202If you state or city has a cryptid, chances are they are some variety of Bigfoot or Wendigo.
I want to be spoiled on Rabu but I want to earn it too...
>>574880281Just got here, but thanks for the stoat image.>>574880485
>>574880278There's been some talks about Kayoko being part of the prefects in the past
>>574880476>do it without the powercreep students >k heres my clear with the best in slot studentsNigga
stoat hours?
>>574880513(me)*your state
>>574880379>>574880416>>574880448Literally kept the chocolate she put in her mouth as a trophy. If anything this goes way beyond the teasing he does to Iori. Wtf is his problem?
>>574876078>>574880281!!!
i was just thinking how hina doesn't get enough attention and could use some tragic sister backstory
>>574880202>path of excrement
>>574880485I forgot I already had a post queued
Post your stoats pls, I need to fill up my stoat folder
>>574880552I figured Kayoko was a former member of the Thunder Emperor’s Pandemonium, same with Kasumi
drinking Saya's babu potion so you can trick Rabu into taking care of you
>>574880478Would you fuck him, gookakosister?
>>574880762I don't have many
>>574880668ok but would seia be holmes or watson?
>>574878971>wireless electricityThat's so cool!
>>574880660My rabu senses were tingling.
>>574880660Sensei has the scarlet fever
this shit is impossible
>>574880476>did that on the phone while taking a dumpso it's true that average phone user is dirtier than toilet
>>574880513Mine is a land-dwelling whale that lives in high passes and causes landslidesaomori.jpg
>>574880674Momoi probably thinks D4 is actually good.
>>574880762
>>574880639
>>574880896a delinquent shouldn't have such a perfect body
I am starting to think that having multiple writers for Sensei is a blessing. But wait if Kivotos is an illusion filled with inhumane creatures while sensei is a mix of writers... Isn't this familiar?
>>574880674It's like I'm in /poeg/! Looking forward to 3.29 so I can play aurabot for my mercenary. Didn't get to do that in HC 3.26.
>>574880983Oh yeah I forgot, Loch Ness monster tooMy local cryptid is a variant of wendigo
>>574880849Holmesand niyaniya Moriarty
>>574880213When you get Rabu, during her introduction Sensei attacks her
the og.
>>574880983No she's not. Stop this slander.
it is somewhat visible
I wish sensei was degenerate towards Reisa.
>>574881124Hopefully some baggots keep one as a pet, it's cuter and easier to take care than a cat
>>574881184she ain't built like thatthis is Kotori cosplaying
>>574881184I can't see a thing
>>574880920Only 3* is impossible unless you have some literal whos invested.
shiggy is a ferret
>>574881434retard
>>574880624>literally students released together with the boss or before it>”durr powercreep”notice how none of them is even maxedjust take the L zoomgroid
>>574881434what?
>>574881517
>Afterword 3
What is Sensei's criteria to commit extremely degenerate stuff to a student?
>>574881434>literal whos
>>574881661grabbing aris by her gogurt storage
>>574880920just use this team you noob
>>574878803hidden cables inside the desk and battery powered pc
You have 20 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>574874730Nigel-sensei...
>>574881796Oh, hey, I can make the first team here. I'm not going to, but I could.
>>574881943jsut use Iori dumbass
>No Kasumi past lore>No Rabu justice committee choker lore>No progress on saving Abydos Anons...
I can't take it anymore...
>>574880036You don't get it, I want her pee to be brown
>>574882162Europoor Sensei…
>>574882162It's okay to let go. You don't have to hold it in.
Seia....
I love Fubuki - and so do you.
Just noticed Ritu's L2D has this little special animation after like 20 seconds, is there more of these? Checked Kei but she's just blinking.
>>574882097Gehenna volume soon, shame about the rest.
Reminder that every Abydos student is considered strong except for Serika.
Would you eat Reisa kebab?
>>574867043Seeing her senseis dick is an essential part of youth
Reminder that my penis is considered large by every Abydos student except for Serika.
>>574882367ASS
>>574882452I'd prefer cotton candy
>>574882373Nonomi is strong enough to be a damsel in distress and a walking plot device
>>574882373Serika is the strongest, there's simply no need for her to do anything when the others manage just fine
>>574879986The entire ASS club is Baptist
I could've sworn this was going to be a yellow Tiph.
this is rock
>>574882373she just wants to grill for Pete's sake
>>574882294mitsubishi
>>574882776a cat grill friend girl friend
>>574882230>>574880036As I thought you don't get it... it's most erotic when it's dirty
>>574882278I don't, the fubuki lego poster ruined their image
>>574882367Imagine having a plain gf with a plain body like this
tsubasa getting sucked into black hole
>>574880281plana poster is mentally ill and behind those falseflags, you finally noticed it gookseia well done
>>574882275which one do you want?
I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY I'LL BEAT A GOOKSEIA TO DEATH
>>574876418Fuck her for 6 hours straight. If I die, I die.
>>574883067have you shared this image at /nikke/ and /gig/ I need to know their reaction
>>574883067Wouldn't magical girl Reisa be the opposite of what defines Blue Archive's good character design?
>>574883204SHUT UP
nexon:>here's your pv slide dumb fuck
Join in and draw, it's lonely in here.https://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoU
>>574882905I pray for that every day.
>>574882367guh
>>574882367I'd have sex with her until her halo started doing that flickering thing before they go Terror, then finish inside.
>>574882097Make your own AIslop powered text adventure game. Bakrupt Kaiser Corp on Day 42. Comfy living in Abydos with my daughters. Make 'em porridge for breakfast. Get their uniforms ready. Brush they hair. Simple as.
The clouds are making me sad again
>>574881184This is canon in the ASMR, except I was blindfolded (by her towel).
>>574883663sounds like you're a bitch
Violent anal sex with Airi
>>574883043What's that about anon? I checked the archive but don't understand what you mean
>>574883760You adding mint to her choco?
>>574882367Chocomint is for marriage and growing old together
>>574883760Prolapse on the pullout after finishing or you did it wrong.
>>574883760Your dick will not come out clean.
>>574883663>old man yells at cloud
>>574883663Rio get off the internet, anonymous is on it.
>>574881184GUH... reminds me of that one doujin...
>>574867994these
>>574883058wtf stoatbooru is real
>>574883220Reisa still has a limited color palette so it is actually on the simpler side
I saw that
>>574883058Where did you get these, I need to know if my studentwife is a stoat?
Aomori First-person-singular-possessive-pronoun.
Is Aoba mandatory for this niggerfaggot boss (Tiph) or can I make it work with only tYuuka?
The hell, I've been playing this for over a week and never seen this screen, don't mind if I do!
rio win noble prize
>>574884194Gookako meetup
>>574884410don't call Tiph that
Nonomi's strength lies in her gorilla grip pussy that puts even Mika to shame, even proximity alone is enough to trigger weaker Senseis to spontaneous ejaculation
I sometimes wonder if Yoshimi likes it when Sensei oggles her thighs.
>>574884448THE YUZU
>>574884448
>>574884508Not my fault 3 core students for a boss are either limited or a welfare
>>574884194Those are all men
so, still there's no way to skip the annoying Hinawank mini-game?
90% mag and bracelets turn stage 9 into 100%!
>>574884637something something gift horse
>>574884410tYuuka is possible but you cant shield your entire team, and also you generally dont want to bring the entire team into the beam, you instead want to have a single target reposition with short range that can direct the cores into hitting each other like Mine, Izuna, or AobaYou need to make significant changes to strategy to use yuuka as your shielder when you can instead just use Aoba + sEimi or Kaede and play the raid as intended.
>>574884410You can use Aomori to bait its red laser, but idk if she can survive long enough.
>>574884573guh
>>574885030your what?
90% meg
>>574884637and?
>>574884943I can't use Aoba because I don't have her, I was gonna use sEimi for shielding anyway. It's just that I don't have many options here, even less considering dmg type above F49>>574885030Don't have her sadly
>>574882905Imagine having a plain gf with a plain body like this who's also 15
>>574882367>>574884573What is it about plain girls?
>>574885030In my experience Mine is just as survivable as Aoba, maybe more. The issue you'll have with her is her EX is much shorter range and that can cause issues in maximizing Tippy's friendly fire.
Do you guys actually masturbate to Airi porn?
>>574885124forget your gookSEIA image?
Kek, he's really trying too hard again
>>574882294Onsen shiggy does bedroom eyes and twitches her ears after a few seconds. Not sure if that's the kind of thing you're referring to
Why isn't anyone talking about Neru?
>>574882294sSeia has one where she looks at (You)
>>574885664Why the fuck would we talk about Joberu?
>>574879531>Wild Hunt is just Trinity 2The fuck? Where did that opinion even come from?
Why isn't anyone talking about Kei's tentacle pussy?
Someone explain how to do Tiphareth in 100 words or less
>>574885937Dead meme
>>574886014pee on its face
>>574885937I don't see any tentacles bro
Can I get a (you) with THAT
>>574886039...is what I would say, if I were gay
>dead week>normals *2>we had hards *2 last week during the event insteadbillions must die
>>574883797then you haven't opened your third eye yet gookseia, lurk more
>>574886186you rike?
>>574886114They are on the inside, guarding the entrance to the womb
>>574885178Izuna is farmable. Shes not a tank but she just needs to be able to survive the laserbeam on waves that have it. Make sure to shield her for the missiles from the core and from Tiph.Also make sure shes youre shortest range student, as thats what determines who gets the bomb and is targeted by the beam.
man…
Student for this feel?
>>574886432nu/bag/, take it or leave it
>>574886186what dead week
>>574886014>make cores hit other cores>shield students>kill mobs>repeat x5>run from laser>shoot boss16 words
>>574885178Tiph's HP also more than doubles after F49, which I was barely able to beatGuess I'm not clearing any higher than that
>>574886014Bring Aoba. When left mobs are open jump on them. When left is closed but right is open jump on right. Kill all open mobs every time they open. Shoot boss when nothing is open. Run from laser. Shield your childs.
>>5748830581 and 4 pls
>>574886114ARIS KNEEPIT SEXO
>>574886186retard
Other than Himari, what are some other consensual ryona core students?
>>574886614
>>574886130you win this time....
>>574886678kaya
>>5748815481 and 4 pls
>>574886865>4bro, you ok?
>>574886678MariExcept you're the one getting ryona'd
>wow I really want X, but I should save for next fes, it's only 6 months away>wow I really want Y, but I should save for next fes, it's only 5 months away>wow I really want Z, but I should save for next fes, it's only 4 months away>wow I really want ZZ, but I should save for next fes, it's only 3 months away>wow I really want ZZZ, but I should save for next fes, it's only 2 months awayIt's the smaert thing to do
>>574886695bless ye
can we have a Suou thread to commemorate her 2 years of no-contact
>>574886970I don't know man I just pay money and get everyone I want
>>574886970Just go play zzz
>>574866938>>574866938>>574866938
>>574887154Nice thread number you fucking dunce
>>574887154It's Renge's birthday
That's the old thread, nigga trying to recycle lmao.
Dont mind me, just cerning my corn
sensei should sei ah
>>574887494>>574887494>>574887494
>>574886970Just get spooked during fes ezpz
>>574883372racism against gamers
>>574882954
