>>574815703>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>unlimited asura tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ckFG3TI5rfLg1V1tGYBOMfxXMpl-8nVWPhwum93VKbg/>registrationhttps://forms.gle/mvFc5vjmX4k7PCwE6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RE7QhjaghZPKgt_iZzUQz6fRZvcRUqcLw1gdi8bv1A0/>questionnaire question gathering formhttps://forms.gle/cmsYxk8Sv9UEukmg7
>not sucky
FIRST!
yagooey
>>574873906
>>574873906something about those proportions are wrong
when are the other collabs returning already
miko
>>574870453segg
>>574874393buy an ad
>>574870453gg ladsgame didnt want to give me any ura ever
>>574870453gg segachads
>didn't tsumo or ron toimen at 0 points>he tsumo'd a suuankou during my rival's turn>ended up overtaking my rival right after and getting 1stIt feels so good when it goes all according to plan.
sheep
>>574875451I disagree.
shleep
MUTTONFRESH MUTTON
I'd just eat the sheep and fuck the girl
>>574875741
>>574868915I really, really like this Sheentia. May I save it?
>>574875410I want to make her a real cripple. How about a game of chicken?
>>574874393I am not gonna believe myself but, Miko poster is the most soulful poster in this general.Bravo /mjg/.
Lubigi
>>574873906How is this Mahjong?
>>574876118This is a mahjong general, you disgusting zoophile
>>574876118
>>574876118hanner if she wasnt a fat fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C2xRKppZ0cynthia-7.png
Is there a way to check which skins have custom hands?
>>574877543Only collab characters have custom hands I think
>>574877867And Hanner
>>574875451I'm fine with that.
>>574877910Of course the furry freak gets special treatment
>>574877910and wanjiroand Ichihime used to have painted nails
>>574878043Oh yeah and Musa too because he's black
all of them have custom hands no?just that many of them look similar
doko
>>574878631me on the left
>>574878281That's racist
anime girr arr rook same
odd maineven friendly main0 Beach Party Haruna
>>574877035>tune in>two giga luckshit tsumos within 1 minuteso this is the power of smoking
>>574879264Emote stealer
>>574880256If you read the lore, the two sisters are one schizo pretending to be two people.
>>574880386Mario IS Luigi?!
Why is Chinese Mario the thin one and chinese Luigi the fat one?
>>574880318Why did you just Bweh unprompted?
>slop hoursmahjong hours doko
>>574880632Read the filename
>>574880318Why did this shitty meme take off again
>>574880747cynthia-6c.png?
>>574880747>NOT THIS ONE RETARD
>>574880747that Toki demotivational poster back in the day was my favorite thing
>>574881125Not that Toki, the cool one.
https://x.com/i/status/2079943675069730821
>check the bracket>rank 1 is on the table
>>574881492
>>574881652just luckshit harder
>>574881652A bracket?
Rikuhachima Aru
>>574880749Gacha players love ugly-ish silly characters like doro and speaki, cynthiablob fits into this archetype.I hate them so much.
I'm turning into a blob... ZzZzz...
>>574882051based
>>574882051YUZU!!!!! MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>574882225why are their windows on the floor
>>574882051Ichihimebros...
>>574882335ichihime is a refined catgirl
>>574882051Bonjour, Mademoiselle~
>>574882314Probably just to check if the room is occupied.
>>574882051At least Sex is safe
>>574882495>fr*nch d*roThe most despicable being ever conceived...
You mean Cynthiablob is proof that we're a gacha general? The missing link?
New character gives chain smoker cat vibes
I need a lesson on tourney etiquette, there is a 70% chance I won't be able to play in a tourney, should I tell TO now and if the 30% that I would be able to play comes true I tank it or do I just silently grinch hoping I might be able to play?
This thread smells like pagpag
>>574883472Which tourney? IRL?
>>574883701whale
>>574883369What new character?
>>574883479stop blaming us most of us are already asleep
>>574883762it's fine to just grinch and give a reason after
>>574883843He's probably talking about Murphy
Tourney etiquette, also known as tourniquette
>>574883952OMG you're so smart, Aru
>>574883369Wonder what her bond outfit will be like.ransei-933.png
>>574884031Succubus
>>574884031why is she walking around with a random 3sou tile hanging from her jacket
>>574883472if youll know a day+ in advance id say its perfectly okay to grinch with a something came up
>>574884120It's mahjong, you wouldn't get it
I can't figure out how to filter mahjongsoul.club to see the outfit release dates
>>574884610What for?If you just want to see the month an outfit released you can see it here, otherwise idkhttps://d7.mjsdb.ovh/month?language=en
>>574882051You don't mean that...
>>574884891No... Junyaa isn't ugly...
>try to get Ryan because I'm a faggot>This isn't the worst honestly.
>>574885227upgrade
>>574885360Yeah slightly agree, Joseph is a good character to self-insert with. The only problem is that I want to insert myself into Ryan.
>>574883923Not really, it's a major pain in the ass to find emergency subs.
>>574884820I don't remember which outfits were released in the last 365 days and I don't want to redeem any of them by accident. I remember you could sort them by release date to check it, since this is what I did to make sure I'm not being retarded last time (some anon posted a link, but I couldn't find it in the archive).
>>574885227i'll trade you my ryan for that joseph
>>574885640Just redeem them now and not when they get a rerun in the following year?
>>574885874
I fapped to TO
>>574884031Sex with this stinky
>>574885949You're welcome. I don't undastando your problem.
>>574886124Why?
>>574881652>two Anons on the same tableThe rigging begins.
>>574886124whyhe's dirty neet that lives in rocafonda slums
>>574881652so? rank 1s are pushover luckshitters always
>>574886312
>>574886445Didn't she used to have abs?
>>574886601That's based flet propaganda
>>574886278>rare chance to pick whatever outfit you want>pick an outfit that's gonna be rerun in the following year>lose a chance to buy another outfit if I would've gotten the chance to buy the rerun one anywayIf you're really Fuji, you should be helping me, because if the outfit I want is getting a rerun, I'm gonna buy two outfits instead of one.
>>574886601she still kinda has, TO has rather pretty muscle line
>>574886732
>>574885640https://d7.mjsdb.ovh/gallery?field_categoryitem_target_id%5B0%5D=3915&field_tags_tid_op=or&items_per_page=10&sort_by=field_releasedate_value&sort_order=DESCHere are the outfits ordered by release date, I think it's just missing the ones that released yesterday and the new akagi ones due to not being properly tagged with the date yet.
>>574886974Did anyone save Night of Nights remix?
0 and I'll buy the ghostly gooner and gyaru school outfits
>>574887040I think there was some way to sort the outfits themselves with release dates next to them, but I can use this list as well. Thank you, anon.
This and the bikini one are the only Xenia skins worth buying
>>574887040Oh it's also missing Mia, but I doubt anyone remembers her
>>574886807Just search up the outfit name on xitter to know when it was released
>>574886807Nyaruhodo, I wasn't aware you could only redeem one outfit from this special event. You could filter the twitter posts by the banner announcement flavour text and screenshot the result.
>>574887464>>574887319Okay, I figured it out (and by "figured it out" I mean I finally found the link in the archive based on the link in >>574887040)https://d7.mjsdb.ovh/inventory?field_categoryitem_target_id[]=3915&sort_by=field_releasedate_value&sort_order=DESC&items_per_page=1000
A bunch of old washed up BEMANI composers and Marihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gbCCd-dJLs
>>574887428That's Mila
>>574887668Sota will never be washed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgxxqC5HpKo
>>574887668First time they see a woman?
>>574887794dj TAKA plays a lot of Mahjong Fight Club
>>574887428Mia's right here?
>>574888052It's July though
>>574887668the m-league gaming polo shirts on women are starting to become a fetish thing for me
Hommarju got fat xenia-11.png
>>574888363literally me when there's a woman around
I was gonna buy the jersey but they're all like 10k yen
Me when there are women around the Mahjong table.
wait what do you mean Joseph only has one outfit
>>574888804
>>574888727just get drafted into the team you like and you'll get one for free
>>574888804>default skin for warm weather>winter skin for cold weatherThat's all you need.
I don't think mari's maris would look good exposed
Anyone else here loves to LARP as chinese?I'm a white european, but in every single game I play I have a chinese ign, and I act and talk chinese, possibly wearing chinese aesthetics.The only part of their culture I don't pick up is cheating, instead I love to autistically and mechanically fine-tune myself to the point people unironically think I'm cheating.Also bonus points are eating chinese food every single day and playing mahjong.
Never
>>574889565i like the food but no
>>574889565臣亮言:先帝創業未半,而中道崩殂。今天下三分,益州疲弊,此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衛之臣,不懈於內;忠志之士,忘身於外者,蓋追先帝之殊遇,欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽,以光先帝遺德,恢弘志士之氣;不宜妄自菲薄,引喻失義,以塞忠諫之路也。宮中府中,俱為體,陟罰臧否,不宜異同。若有作姦犯科,及為忠善者,宜付有司,論其刑賞,以昭陛下平明之治,不宜篇私,使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費褘、董允等,此皆良實,志慮忠純,是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下。愚以為宮中之事,事無大前出師表
>>574889565Salt and pepper chicken balls not real chinese food
sex with cute qipao-wearing chinese girls with big tits
>>574890070>1 billion lifted out of povertyWe all know this isn't true. Half of China is still dirty poor.
Can't wait for china to destroy America
>>574890181Lifted to heaven.
>>574890181Just lower the poverty line.Problem solved.
>>574890310That's more like 60 million but I'll take it.
>37 pullsAAAAAA, husband obtained
Doko?
>>574890474>37 pulls>name is a37u gay tho bro
>homo hours
>>574890656calis are awake
>>574890080
>>574884031riding a half mech
>>574890080Ass doko?
>>574891170I ate it
>>574890613Yes, yes i am.
>>574891170This much of an ass is enough, don't go the frank way
>>574891401
>>574884031Painting apron, naked underneath, nipple pasties barely visible
So what logic did they use behind which outfits are available here and the ones you needed to vote on?
>>574891401Don't steal Reina's husband.
dokoooo
>>574891535If you're Irish maybe
>>574891738Q memesura
>>574891748That was perfectly fine ass before the ghettoization of the internet
>>574891789You aren't even there
Odds and I buy the StevekinoEvens and I don't buy the Stevekino
>>574891649they weighted the votes against the previous sale records and chose the most profitable ones
>>574892226don't waste your ticket on stevekino they're all being re-ran this year
>>574892296Every single time I roll, the rollgods tell me NOT to buy her animated outfit.
Memesura (Tobi Nashi)cynthia-7.png
Outfit I wanted just so happened to get a rerun when ticket dropped. Do i even spend the ticket at this point.
>>574892656if you don't have swimsuit haruna you need it
I cannot believe they didn't make washizujong permanent with the rerunHow is it even to save space for mobile the latest batch of costumes was a fucking gig patch, how much space can transparent tiles take up?
If dog has a beach outfit, does that mean...?
>>574892834Imagine what Hannah smells like when her fur is wet.
>>574892834I agree, she should be fatter.
>>574892797no one wants to play that garbage retard
>>574891401>0 bondedNot gay enough
>>574374785gg
>>574891401>no bonded malesfake homo
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/766816/c590789e1a/
>>574893790Proof?
>>574894173check your back door
2nd best ass in the game after Haruna's
I'm having an existential crisis about how I've spent the last half a decade of my life instead of going to bed, someone please recommend me some pacifying slop.
>>574894397both mogged by suzaku
did someone say ass?
KWAB
the cot soaker
roll a 0
>>574894825That's a child
>>574894790ZAMN looking zesty there whiteboi
>>574884031Looks like Tomoki Kuroki with the disheveled hair, even has the green theme
>>574894825>*breathes in*
>name and surname!!
Amateurs.
Queue memesura
>>574895569Burgerkeks are so lucky...
Tits >>>> assAs shrimple as that
>>574889919Prime Minister...
>>574895706Imagine Saki but instead of big tits everyone had big futa cocks
>>574890080>make a skin to sell to the paypiffy gweilos>make the ass flatwhat were they thinking?
My dad once told me he doesn't get paizuri
>>574896036They would topple the table every other hand then.
>>574896092Sorry, man. Must be tough to have a gay dad.
Bravo, another marvelous episode.
>>574896249Not in that sense
>>574896092>dad told me he hit on my mom because she is flat as a board
Did I click the wrong thread?I thought this was the mahjong general.
Cut or uncut futa cocks?
>>574896553Uncut
bravo eurokeks
>>574896726i'm a burger
>>574894672play some ranked mahjong, that always helps me fall asleep
>>574896726i'm a euroneetkek
>>574895089that's the brother
>>574895007out of 10
>>574896036>Awai's testicles storing all her flow then blowing loads every winholy kino
>>574897562>futa with balls
Very high quality thread today
>>574897707thanks
Inshallah, here are your three >virgins as promised
>>574898005>two cheaters and a brown girl
What is meant by 'none'?
>>574898314eat a tile instead of discarding it
>>574898005I cheer for m*** redemption.
>>574898383once a cheater always a cheater
>>574898314If you play IRL you say “pass” and you do not have to discard a tile that turn if you do not want to
>>574898314Tile is either A+ or S or it's fuckin B-tier and below.Roastie book.
>>574898087>2 slavs and a shounenspic
>>574898314It is to emphasize how much safer honors with three seen are compared to the stuff below it
>>574898005I was promised 72 of them, alongside cute boys as gorgeous as well kept pearls
>>574898486Yeah and I'm sure you don't want to be defined by your worst moment either.I believe in second chances, if you don't then well, enjoy Judgement Day.
I MUST BUY LE OUTFITS
>>574898558>>574898515Oh, thanks, kek
>>574898530m's a burger
>xenia just disconnects after I win my 5th tanyao nomi as dealer in a rowichihime-1.png
>>574898087I see at least 4 cheaters
>>5748987813rd gen russnigger
>>574899058xenia did nothing wrongfuck you
>>574898646So true, we should give all child molesters a second chance to molest more children
>>574899058hoggtaint...
>>574899195arent all users of the internet flagged as child molesters by default these days
Right now, I'm made o-o-ofLo-o-o-oveAh-ah-ah-ah-ahO-o-ofLo-o-o-oveAh-ah-ah-ah-ah
Which one mahjong man
>>574899195I see no problem with this if they truly repent after serving their time.Murderers get set free after prison currently too.
>>574899638TO owes me sex
pon?
>le cheaters funny tile game are somehow equivalent to rapistsMakes sense given we are all little lesbian girls here.
>>574899791You made a mistake ponning in the first place.
>>574899791No?But it appears we are already in the retard zone, so might as well and see if it leads to toitoi, why not.
>>574899791absolutely not
>>574899919>>574899979Mortal also vastly prefers ponning the first two.75% for the 9m and 93% for the 1p
>>574899791I would not have called that 1pAs it stands, no, with that lead you want to get out of here ASAP so just call for chun dora
>>574900123That's because its making the best of your earlier retardation.
>>574893790It's always "I came", not "he came"
>>574900240?
>>574899791Actually depends on the opponent bakyou. If you're playing against decent opposition, pon and scare them into folding while you try to draw into toitoi/honroutou/chanta.
>>574900123>4 pairs is enough for toi toiyeah the bot is retarded.
>>574900123That split is basically a coinlfipAny way of telling what it would have cut after the pon? That's what I'm interested in
toitoichads mindbroke chiitoitards
>>574900313Mortal doesn't know what its doing here.GO back to RB1
>>574900123>>574900313First time I see the bot being this based
>>574900543thats the best you could come up with in 3 minutes?>I went afk!!Sure you did
>>574900543just /mjg/ thingsanything but admitting you may have been wrong initially
>>574900685like you?
Amazing how you always defer to what mortal says but the moment it does something not textbook you declare it retardedThis is textbook though, it's a toitoi dash
>>574900313How the hell do you pull up that probability info on the right?
>>574892249Isn't making all skins available once a year the most profitable choice? If my favorite skin isn't in the votes or that banner they just missed a sail.
>>574900743?
>inb4 it's photoshopped and the bot wasn't really that basedPlease be true.
TOTAL TOITOI VICTORY
>>574900762what book? RB1 says you need five pairs.
>>574900873https://note.com/mahjong_pure/n/n636818aef360?hl=en
>>574900873try a real book instead of joke book 1
calling wwyds are always the funniest
This is the kind of thing commentatorkeks go "oh no no no no" for despite it being the correct move
>>574900954who?>>574901018But RB1 is enough to get to Saint is what everyone was telling me.
>>574901173nobody has said that, stop hiding your retardation behind others
>>574901151>toitoi rush zentsuppa with the leadToo risky, I'd rather keep my hand closed. What happens if someone early riichis? I'd rather cope for chiitoi or fold nomi...
If you read even 1 page of RB1 you will instantly be teleported to celestial
>>574899638monk is her best skin
>>574901290Then what do I need to do to get to Saint then in addition to RB1?
>>574901326you dont have to fold when others do it because nobody wants to deal into dealer with 2,3,4 being so close
>>574901472You need to forget everything you read in RB1 that shit is the looper bible
>>574901472start by unlearning anything you got from rb1
>>574901472Parents of chinese descent
>>574901539Then what is the Saint bible?
>>574901472crow book nominanoja
Where’s the repo wwyd
>>574901601
>>574901151Why the hell would you not pon four callable blocks and a yakuhai turn one? Your only real concern is to not end up on 2 han tanki late in the game (not the case here at all).Like, if it wasn't honroutou, I'd probably wait until the second 9s or go atozuke, sure, but rest of the hand can go fast. Especially as dealer in East.If anything, call nomi makes the match more exciting to watch.t. commentator
>>574901472You need to have autism.
>>574901601golf book 1
>>574898005Needs the 3 recent league bans. i miss that one anon.
>>574901512Toitoi rush at the end has the same choking issues of chiitoi iishanten.What if I'm unlucky and playing against fast retards?
>>574901924its not confirmed toitoi, it could just be chun dora, all your blocks except for the 3-5p are pretty safe aswell, can still find a mawashi or fold
>>574902040No, it can't be chun dora if you call 9s.It's toitoi
>>574898005The thread went to shit after they were exiled, whether we want to admit it or not.
>>574902148I thought we were talking about the first pon, I also dont know why bot wants the 9s pon
574902259Nice try kman, now go back to /fgog/
>>574901846And you can still turn it into chanta if you really don't want to go tanki and can't get a pair.
>>574902259I thought the wasp sovereign would take up the mantle of melty copewwyds at leastamaekoromo-7.png
Marcobros...
>>574902270We are already committed to the calls, winning just chun dora wouldn't be that good, might as well hope it's toitoi chun or toitoi chun dora.
>>574902452OH NO NO NO MARCEKS NOT LIKE THIS
>>574902418I'll get back to that when I regain the will to go back to rankedliyang-2.png
>>574902616Who's "we"?
>>574902756The digikeks council.
>>574902756you and meheeyyyyyy cuties!
>>574902452I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY SUNGLASSES AND I WILL NOT RESIGN AS PRESIDENT
>>574900831Do you think someone would just do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
>>574902946i'm not taking my glasses off, i am glasses o'belli
>>574902452>Klaude
>>574901680Cancelled due to being too difficult for /mjg/It hurt their ego too much
>>574903094/jong/
Majsoul Friends Room 74354(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74354Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JediQ9KmISk
>>574903094>>574903180
>>574902452Why would a finn troon out
>>574903180
>>574903435Why wouldn't a finn troon out? They are like the modern equivalent of ancient greek femboys
>jongshits rolled a 0
>>5749033152/4
>>5749033153/4
>>574903435GenderedSaunas
>>574903706yeah, that was me, now do the needful
>>574903315started
>new child amusement park opened close by
>>574903916I see now
Make a new one I'm on a losing streak in ranked
If I roll horsie within 40 pulls I'll roll horsie on jp server too
>>574904229Play ranked right now and you'll get a yakuman
>>574903916Do finns really have gendered saunas? Here we just see prime JK tits if we go have a sweat
why are they always fat, is it because they already have tits?
>>574904328everyone does it in swimsuit here i live
>roll 40 times in sakura bloom III>get dupes and red hagWell, at least I got the melon tablecloth. But now I don't even feel like buying an outfit, it'd be pretty pointless without the character.
>>574904468That is disgusting, here it is straight up forbidden to wear anything but a towel, with good reason
>>574904485buy the outfit for later retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tSDKngeoY
>>574904619did I hear this during league or am I tripping?
>>574904931I had league muted most of the time so idk
>>574899664The one who decides if Jamalquious (12-time violent felon by age 16) has truly repented is Cindy Shmulenberg, J.D. (age 65), member of the Second Chance Foundation and prison abolitionist. That's why what you're saying doesn't work.But the biggest twist of all is that I'm talking about Mahjong when I say all of this.
evens play mahjongodds play another game0 make a room
>>574904931>watching shitgueyou tourists are a riot
>>574904552but HOW much later? I don't really want to roll again until the next character or collab. Maybe I'll get lucky and pull her with a summon scroll, maybe...I guess I'll get this one
why did you send that bomb to /jong/ tho?
>>574905862you are now the new ceramic wizard
Majsoul Friends Room 71885(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71885Galileo Galilei declared that his observations proved that Copernicus was correct in placing the sun at the center of the solar system. He was responded to with a model that explained all of his observations while still keeping the earth at the center. Galileo had no response to this. The Church informed him that they would reinterpret scripture if he could scientifically prove his claim, but otherwise he must not publicly advocate for it. Galileo agreed. He then publicly advocated for his claim. He lived out the rest of his days on house arrest, never being able to scientifically prove his claims but insisting that everyone should believe them anyway.
>>574905905If I roll 0, it goes back to /jong/ and blows up, anything else and it's a moral failing of society
>>574905939who?
>>574906234Started.
>>574906327random looper
evens make screenshot 161odds don't
>>574906327/mjg/'s version of /jong/'s xapitan
>>574903315gg thanks for the game
>>574904328Norski?
>>574903315gg, thanks for the fun game!
>>574903315Ggs
>>574905862Surely you'll be able to redeem the sheep soonish with all those rolls you did...
this year I will make a real effort to leave adept instead of complaining and refusing to play more than two games at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SgXTZEmWRYcynthia-7.png
>/mjg/ regular in /nijien/
>>574908076the year is half over, wait for new years
>>574907693>pubes
>>574908603Holy shit this general is full of complete faggots
>>574908117TRAIN MENTIONED!!1!1!!
>>574908670Hygiene is important.
New map just droppedhttps://umap.openstreetmap.fr/fr/map/european-mahjong-clubs_1436941#6/51.000000/2.000000
Don't own extra toothbrushes though
>>574908134I was just following the bomb
RON SKIP IN FRIENDLY ALERT
>>574909471
>>574909097Missing all of the clubs east of Germany
Imagine teaching your friend how to play for the first time, and he literally just obliterates as you tryhard even if you are saint... and then calls the game stupid and never plays it again... haha...
>>574910595didn't happen
>>574910595my friend i was teaching learnt about dama somehow when i was playing friendly style and raped me
>>574910764dama literally makes the most sense if you're trying to win
>>574910764
田中かなかな 田中ったかな田中たなたな 田中ったな田中たなたな 田中なかなか田中たなたな 田中かかったなfujitakana-11.png
>>574910764If you’re playing without shiny buttons (ie irl), dama feels like the default to new players because they all think “why the hell would I wanna tell everyone I’m about to win?”They’re not thinking about riichi being “higher EV”.
>>574911562Sir, you bonus yaku
>>574911562and most of the time they got no yaku
>>574910595Happened to me years ago because it turned out he knew hk mahjong
>friendly took so long I didn't even get to finish yesterdays dailies no...
>>574906234GGs nice 4th place acceptance
>>574906234Ggs. I think I had fun but I muted someone's emotes because it was getting annoying
>>574906234geeg
>42 viewersSince when did he become popular
>>574906234gg that slutty bunny was asking for it. That outfit is very lewd
speedran the event, see you next month
shit yourself or give up the hand?
>>574912326both
Dear Jyanshi 4,WhatSincerely,Me
>>574911819it's not a chombo if noone notices
>>574912135That was the best I could do with that hand so I rather ended it right there. And I was annoyed that my chase for high value hands in both games didn't amount to much. Sorry for ending the round abruptly.
>>574911656>>574911819Yes, we’re talking about new players. It seems obvious to us now but theres a reason RB1 has a long section of when to “insta riichi”, prefacing that “European players” (pre-RB1) don’t have a good grasp on when to riichi.
>>574912629You don't have to apologize to anyone here. For any reason ever. Fuck 'em all.
I had like 8 hands that wanted to be junchan and I couldn't complete any of them
>>574912445I thought ippekou was a yaku, didn't know it had to be closed.
So was I completely retarded for trying to convert this into tanyao iipeikou? Because the bots think so.
>>574913232yeah this is unironically chiitoi
>>574913232it can still be a normal hand but keep chiitoi alive
>>574913184
>>574912204Literally who?
>>574912695God imagine how easy it would've been pre-RB1 to go to a European tournament and completely rape everyone.
>>574912695What does that even mean? Most of the time riichi is +EV
shan't riichi
>>574913495Imagine how easy it would be for a Saint to play in /mjg/ tourneys and rape everyone. Oh wait.
God imagine being held up by the waist and have both your throat and your womb filled up and railed.
riichi every hand, even the yakumans
>>574913897a saint literally raped the whole league tho
imagine being leglocked by the waist and be forced to pay child support ever after
>>574913837Pre-RB1, no one who wasn't some kind of tenhoufag capable of reading Japanese books knew anything about mahjong theory. And Chinese mahjong, which doesn't have riichi, was for the most part more popular than riichi mahjong outside of Japan.
>>574914240Did yellow fever anon really get divorce raped?
>>574913998*yakumen
Imagine abandoning the destructive pursuit of sexual pleasure.
>>574914686I don't have to imagine
>>574914262>rb1 used to be good enough for saint but now is not even good enough for gold>still getting shilled on mjg more than ever before
imagine getting raped by a little girl and then going to prison for it
That was the most unfun koko room I ever joined. I felt that other jyanshis feel the same but I hope it wasn't my fault.
>>574914194When a Saint does it it's luckshitting when a Kekspert does it it's skill
>>574914845which one
>>574914634and the yakuwomenand the yakuchildren
>>574914910Naishodesu
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid/clip/HumbleMildNigiriPJSalt-sEojNaF-gAe-G65d
>>574915196My league teammate!
Hilarious how there's just a cheater that has been stream sniping for the past year and a half and Yostar hasn't done anything about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KqGSGEXZIcynthia-7.png
>tried to climb up tree to get a plum>cut up my hand so badly that jerking off hurtstime to become a monk
>>574915196I'm alright with vtumors, but, may allah forgive me for uttering that word... he was a burger all this time on top of that?!
evens koko odds sleep
>>574916816Homeless anon...
>>574916674Wasn't there recently some sort of open source C&C remake that made everyone cream their pants?
Am I crazy for thinking there was a Chiori butler outfit?
>>574891401>no purple backgroundsling-1.png
Majsoul Friends Room 25892(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25892blitz2 notips
>>574917236That was Frank.
>>574917294Sorry anon I'm watching a stream rn
>>574917294started
>>574917289ranseifags are homosexual?
>end session with a 4th place
how do you end 4th in sexsesh?
>>574919001you have to drink everything that is in the mug
>you will never be truly good at mahjong because you cannot let go of your soul
>>574912695>“European players” (pre-RB1)The worst thing RB1 was build this weird misconception as if there's some "European mahjong" and it's an obligation of every EU member state citizen to play it (and it's apparently obligatory to belong to EMA).>Haha, you played MCR until recently, right?No, I've never played it.>Oh, should we play kiriage mangan? This is how you usually play, right?No.>Did you know it's now illegal for you to say "MAH JONGG" when winning? Haha!It's always been "illegal" anywhere I played (or at least people would have no idea what you mean by that).>A good thing RB1 came out and taught you how to jong, right? Without it you wouldn't even know the rules!I've never read it.
it's my flow anime
Getting out of adept 2 sanma is unironically harder than ranking up to M1 yonma.
>>574919963no it's not, i was a sanma kekspert before i got out of yonma silver room
>>574919963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct33LJ1pzxY
>>574920159>first video was 15 years ago
>>574917220IDK haven't heard a soul mentioning C&C in any RTS videos lately
>>574919963Sanna harder during event
>>574920159I'd fucking devour a good ol pepperoni pizza right about now
>>574917294gg thanks for joining
>>574917294gg
>>574917294Ggs
Why dont some anons accept my friend requestdo they hate mefujitakana-5.png
>>574921572maybe full
>>574920796I thought it was the most popular rts next to warcraft 3 and aoe.
>>574921738Their belly full of my semen if they dont accept soonfujitakana-5.png
>>574921572there is a 1% chance it's a kiaraman alt and I cannot take those chances
>rtsgo to sleep gramps
>>574921572Unexpected friend requests can be scary.One time I got a friend request from someone I hadn't played with in more than three months and I didn't accept it until I ended up in a friendly with him again.
>>574919602There are EMA rules and many jongers I've met started out with chinkjong, majsould changed a lot in that landscape, yes.
>adept with 20% dama ratedefinitely kman alt
>>574921572one guy is notorious for that
>>574922093name and shame
>>574921897>gramps unc hitting 800 APM
>>574921572Did you ERP through emotes? No? You can't join my sekrit club then, too bad.
>>574922171>still have wrist pain from my brood war days
anons will bot their emote spam in league and I'm supposed to believe they don't cheat any other way?
>wanted to bot in league>realized the bot is retarded and I am more smarter anywayamaekoromo-0.png
>>574922270I never should have played marine medic...
>>574922270>>574922543this but osu
>>574922402>bot their emote spamProof?
>>574922402someone make a mod that lets spectators mute emotes so we can actually see his hand next time
>whaled for an outfit i'll never use because of the emote>again
ban excessive emoting, we are serious professionals here
>>574922674R****, F***********
>Game ends in east 1 because the same guy deals in to the dealer 3 times in a row.I love getting 2nd by doing nothing
>>574922858Same but 5
>>574922895FurudeErika?
>>574922858>bought 3 ichihime outfits>only ever gonna use the animated one anywayAt least I have the same amount of braincells as her apparentlyichihime-996.png
>>574922895r****, r**** or r****?
>people are paying 20 buckaroos for a 120x120 png
>>574923230it's r****, r**** and r***** you illiterate retard
>>574923230r***o
I mahjongedhttps://exhentai.org/g/4068015/149ca03c90/
>>574923312Just think of all the utility I'll get out of it in cat kokos though.
>>574923485based
>>574923312it's worth it for the bukkake winning animation
>>574923312>nooooo my piggybank
>>574923787Stop replying to yourself.
>>574923312And I'd do it again
>>574923908>he doesn't know there are (at least) two liyang depravity posters
>>574923985It's cute that you made up so many imaginary friends.
>>574923985Make it 3
>>574923312what else am i supposed to do with my money
>>574924417kokaina, for mahjong of courseeliisa-6.png
>>574923985Make that 4.https://exhentai.org/g/3235774/4655cee248/
>>574924417saikouisen membership
People say this is a yuri general, but when I open a sad panda link and there's homosexuality 9 out of 10 times it's yaoi.
>>574924646i already have /mjg/ membership
>>574924608>already favorited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE9qPSztl94cynthia-7.png
>>574924893DS9>TNG>OG>Voyager> all the other slop I didnt bother watching past 2 episodeskujouriu-937.png
>>574924991I like ENTeliisa-6.png
I've never watched any Star Trek, but I've watched the entire Stargate SG-1 at least 3 times and Stargate Atlantis with Stargate Universe twice.
>>574925208If you liked stargate you will like DS9 pretty sure
>>574924746Yurishit? We don't do that here.
>>574925440I might actually do it if I ever find time to clear my entire backlog.
>>574925560surely he is just playing sanma for the eventeliisa-6.png
>>574924417>6 figure job>but only a single income>reasonably affordable apartment>but no house, and no prospect of getting a house except inheritance in 30+ yearsAs you can see, your honour, my only choice is to spend all my spare money on good food, anime pngs, and video games until I die in my 90s.
>>574924746only pedos like yurieveryone else likes yaoi
I spend all my money on mexican food and energy drinks
goodnight friendsliyang-6.png
>>574924746I like yuri if one of the girl's a depraved futa
I like both. What does that make me?
>>574925886a homosexual faggot
>>574925753Based and reasonable.
>>574925886i like both too but i love hetero the most
What if I like hags and lolis?
WWYD?
>>574924746Haruna = loliSnek = yaoi with one feminine penisRyan = gay shota rapeImouto = imouto Sawako = big mommy milkersHannah = bestiality I think that's all
>>574924746See, /mjg/ used to be good. Now it's atrociously bad, and by pure coincidence also full of faggots.
>>574926224You forgot who loves NTR the most
>>5749261763m, 2m tanki feels decently likely to come out with all the 3m and 5m in the pool
>>574926176tsumogiri
>>574926176Not calling twice
>>574926176i don't know
No wonder we have so many loopers, menzen mania here
>>574926176it's chanta, he has the last 1m. 5p
>>574925208stargate was puppetkino
>>574926176riichi 8p
>>574925208I can't sit through the early episodes where alien of the week = ancient civ and every spinoff geels weird without the original crew.
>>5749261765p, that 4m drop gives me bad vibes
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/2402686/b9bf31eb67/
Took me years to notice that Nanaha's ass in her swimsuit isn't actually that good if you look closely. I hate it
we gaan
Just noticed that Ichihime's shoes and socks look like cat feetsies in that supermarket skin.
>>574876196Yagi Yui is the granddaughter of Yagi Keiji, who is featured as the first major antagonist of the hit mahjong manga Akagi.
>dual wield cotton buds during ear cleaning after shower>let go of them while they're still in the ears>they stick out>laugh, because I now look like a robot
>>574928204sexy little kitty nya
>>574928187Fuck you luckshitter
>>574926370>>574926452>>574926542>>574926568>>574927207>>574927658I didn't like pushing manzu into that kami hand after the 4m overflow, but with the scores as is I didn't really see taking the 4m furiten as a viable option. I do want to stop him from winning here and even keiten seems a bit difficult if we draw any other manzu tileBut apparently I was a bit too brave with this line according to academic discourse, maybe it really does look that bad (even after he passed on the chance to 3m chii from toimen)
>>574928360this is actually true btwcan't wait for FKMT to actually start working on "Yagi" to learn more about him and his family
>>574927870This but Haruna
>>574925664This, but unironically (though I know you weren't being ironic).
>>574926636trvke/mjg/ meta is basically 100% riichi, naki nashi, dama nashiblame retard book 1
>meanwhile on may
>>574929069kek
>>574929069nips stole /mjg/ emote edit again. dishonorabu
mjg vs may tourney make it happen
>>574929257why bother? we all know we're going to crash them
>>574929069the nips are reading our threads and saving our edits
>>574929031I played basically closed-only up to E1 and I'm realizing that playing open and more importantly, understanding when/how/why to open is a massive part of the game. It's important to do it.
>>574929494
>>574929750>*honk*
>>574898005>Nigger Illya>virgin
It really is over, nobody could fill TOs shoes
Hey, chingchongs. You're a bunch of cucks!nikaidoumiki-998.png
>>574930012Kuro's actually the pure one, Illya's the whore.
>>574930237kuro is a pure slutillya is slutty pure
Limitless Asura time!Majsoul Friends Room 57243(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=57243>>574925560T-this was sanma for the event...
Kuro might be a virgin, but her belly button is not
>>574930012Is she really a nigger? I thought she was just tanned
>>574930425She's just Ilya corrupted by the magic of the grail or some dumb shit like that.
>>574930376started!
>>574929881Do not honk the cat
How do you go from this:https://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3gandhttps://youtu.be/AVPgxn3xohMTo this???https://youtu.be/OIBODIPC_8YHas Japan fallen?
wwyd
>>574930425she is a 'darker' version of Illya
>>574931892KAAAAN
>>5749318928p
>>574931892what was the plan with the call exactlyjust 8p fold here
>>574931892In tenpai and already have a call out? I'm kanning. Hand freaking sucks anyway
>>574931892
>>574932061tenpai for what
Majsoul Friends Room 99579(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99579room bgm: https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M
>>574932147I didn't notice it was a guest wind. What the fuck are we doing here.
>>574932201started
>>574931946>>574931982>>574931989call was pressing the shiny button without thinking and then coping with potential toitoi>>574932061>>574932082
>>574932694These A players are beating me in Jade ..
>>574930376GGs
Bunny never returned after taking a walk. Sprout must answer for this!
>>574930376GGs!
>>574930376GG
>>574930376fucking damanigger. ggs good supply of kans
Woke up sober, I regret some decisions and actions from yesterday
uh oh melty
>>574930168why does a seething esl rant clearly written through tears still get reposted to this day as if it was an amazing and witty burn?is it just other asians and thirdworldlers?
>>574933552It was posted back when /int/ didn't understand that anyone with a Japanese/Korean flag is actually a SEA larper.
>>574933432name and shame
I will fix sinon-1.png's reputation
>>574933760I dont feel like posting it. is the hoshino with a japanese name. he's already in the list. It's not his first offense.
>>574933760belovedtroon
>>574933851>mfw I see an unattended child on the park
>>574934070>troonko has to put "beloved" in the name to reassure himselfSad!
>>574933358He went to a farm far away
>>574931892go back x turns and not pon
>chasing yakuman in asura>troon has a melty about dama and starts tardpushing some honitsu garbage every round
>>574934518is a good yaku, sir.
>>574933454Can't be any worse than the time I spent $350 on JAV videos in a single night
>>574934826Yeah you're right
>>574928595What's that third bot?
>>574935139Bigcoach (balance model)
time to take a nap of several months.
Just 1700 vip points left until the nyagger stick. Surely I'll stop whaling after that
>>574935462but saar why stop there?
>>574935574Soon, only 150 pulls and 13 outfits left
I keep forgetting to feed Shiroko gifts on an alt account I never gave away to a friend. I was hoping that he'd pick up mahjong if it has his favourite girl in it
>>574934826are oyu going to share
>>574924746We have Saki chapter discussions every time a new one comes out.
>>574934026>>574934070One of you lied. One of you came to /mjg/ to lie. Why would you want to lie to me? Do you hate me?
>>574905135It does work because we are neither Jamal nor Cindy here.
>>574937057this particular hag player would never damait really shows you how assblasted damatards are while playing fucking friendlies that they would resort to lying
>>574937096You'd be surprised.
>>574908936Wait, am I supposed to shave down there too?I shower daily but its quite curly.
>>574934026The list? You mean this one?Kress, Atoru, Bratella, MayoGirl, Rekko, Meido, Florg, Betty, Conor12, Kingdomfreak, XSA, Shouryu, argalia, CEOofAutism, ICantJong, BURAKINATIO, Waifu, CureMilky, Sakuhara, Dubrissaud, 6k5e, ReimusAinus, Pints, >names, Obskiur, Faageg, peoq, nyaggg, SakiMadeMePlay, Phalls, Monoviz, jvm, ワハハ, HarryLegs, Minoriko, gigacolmer, Reggro, 天江衣可愛い, nyaagers, rezaloan, PonChixote, hanbunny, Rovert10, MrPotato, CrazyWafel, AkaNashi, S496, GRAP3, Wheed, BathhouseOwner, Blazikasu, ballblasta, ELCH1PONKANBRA, 憧新子, Plein, LecheFlan, あるてそら, JFortKennedy, SuliDerDuli, 正拳突き, michaelao, Vacxina, Rimu, kurokai, BULKVANDERHUGE, BelovedTenko, Seleton, XDA1, Maria33, OdinEdge, artbuddy, QuadHound, arandomfatkid, PagatUltimo, UmePantsu, turbulent :^), 生意気な猫, KurokiTomoko!!, 手王のテオ, Idrinkwater, teach, eboy_, kirkei, Onpu, Sol1, fgsdf, Binzyn, Quaoid, YOOOOOOOOO, ウイスキーサワ, hierarch, remotecontrol, tumultuous, SuccMahDjong, nyagger, Nanoraaaa, amegumo, dkm, CyberAngel, muyokoe, DualEgo, sandcat22, Riichi Hazard, rumi!, Resko, WhiteZORA, solarpletex, snacks, MechLamb, NANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, tsuchinoko, Laasti, ~~, Yumemii~, tibiii, KawawaAsuna, norl, Youkai, szme, AMBATUKAN, bnkrg姉貴, Bisquit, 名無し, Kirk, Foxknight, bakasenpai, Nill2, Floats, Cyren1345, BAGFACE, RingoB, Arnavion, SHFC, 116i, ilikejelly, 命が燃えてる, aya, nortabmi, Fenou, osol, orangepeel, MSpark, TheBedWetter, lolicia, socculta, Vagaris, CautiousMink, rigged, Juphie, ぺい, Hyster, saiai, 眠いロン, Bodoque, Risingbob, TheCount
Majsoul Friends Room 50224(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50224
>>574936354Might actually grind the event on that alt too, I just need some dust and money to bond her after feeding her 2 gifts a day for a little while
>>574914784RB1 IS all you need to get to Saint though.You just need to add one extra trick and that is.FOLD AGAINST THAT OPEN HAND YOU RETARDUSE THE DANGER ZONES
>>574937305If you don't shave it's going to start growing up the shaft.
Bravo burgerkeks
I got the protoruns today
so it's already burger hours.nighty night.
>>574937348Full and started. Thank (You) for joining!
>>574937521I don't believe you.....Why do we have hair down there?
Would you wife a Hiyori?
What does the Riichi Mahjong scene look like in Rio de Janeiro?
>>574938406biologically speaking, is to protect the zone, but that long been unnecessary in our times, and now is just ugly to have it.
>>574938632>uglyYou're taste a shit.
>>574932201ggs
>>574932201GGs
>>574932201I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate gg mahjong I hate thanks mahjong I hate for mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate mahjong I hate joining mahjong I hate see mahjong I hate you mahjong next time!
>>574932201ggsmy cell signal sucks sorry
>>574929494I think it's just the anon that lives in Japan posting our OC there
>>574938406It's a thing. Look it up.
>>574929069the average age of may is like 45
>>574937332is t**** and t****mepls the same guy
Did /jong/ just win? They even have mahjong...>>574930697
>>574939513The important question is what's the minimum.
>cripple's bond story is about how redhag sold her daterape coffee
>>574937348GG 3/4
>>574929069why do we let b****姉貴 traffick our memes to japan
>>574940098I thought it was n***oooooooooooooooo
>>574937348Started again!
>>574940130Nnnnoooooooooooooooo, that's not him.
statsanon…
thanks for the invite but i'm tired
>>574937332Turb**** changed his name again
>>574939513Wait, maybe I should go there.
the only good rooms are d**, b******, and w****** bnnuy rooms
>>574939804>im singing up with the short form of my actual username because you're ALL friends with me and you KNOW its me right????yeah fuck this guy
A fucking huge roach just crawled up my leg and I dealt in
i like stories where a guy helps a girl overcome her trauma and she gets a boyfriend that isn't the guy who helped her
i think we should watch sonny boy
>>574939498AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>check tutorials>Ichihime damas a tanyao nomiBased nyagger
>>574939814what is this?
>>574941125The unseen cat is the deadliest
pubic hair covers 1/3 of my shaft
>>574940978You can just spend $30 on a double-edged safety razor and razor blades and have effectively unlimited shaves. No more aiee. Maybe even buy a personal laser device to take it out for good.
pubic hair covers 100% of my anus like a net
>shavingWhat are you, gay? Or worse, do you have sex?
If we were all lolis, this wont happen.
>>574941392Is pubic hair bad for seggs?
>loli bush
>>574941421We're all fat, balding, old men here
why does every /mjg/ger have to be a fat balding old manwhy can't there be a single cute twink?
HEY CUTIES
>>574941878I'm not balding. Thats just you.
>>574941973I'm not fat but I am thinning.
>>574941973Mahjong is a game for fat balding old men
>>574941973I'm 5'6" and I lift out of spite for you.
>>574941421if i was loli i would be subtly seducing uncles in public knowing they cant do anything to me so theyll be left to fap to the memory of me when they get home
>>574941421inside me there's the soul of an innocent and pure little girl, trapped in the body of a jaded and decadent old man
>>5749373483/4, one more
>>574940348turblorg
>>574937348GGs
>>574942326reminds me of that manga
Bravo
>>574937332>finally made it to the listfujitakana-4.png
>>574941421what would be the first thing /mjg/ would do if they woke up as a loli?after mahjong I mean
>>574937348Started yet again
>>574942983Uuh... More mahjong?
>>574942983mahjong furiously in the mirror
>>57494298341%
>>574942983I'm not restarting life in tyool 2026, there's no future
>>574942983I'd start teasing fat balding old men and then get corrected
>>574942983check if I'm a cute or ugly loli.
>>574942983guess I'll be a full time streamer
>>574942326Magical Girl Washizu...
>>574942957>Still not on it
They don't put me on The List because they fear what I would do.
>>574937332>Dodged the list somehowLet's gooooooo
>>574937348ggs, fun games
Consider.
>>574937348GGs, thanks for joining
>>574937348ggs
>>574937348gg fun game
>>574945774As a straight male, I would only consider the fat bitch
>>574945867Rabu raibu team next league (>)
Can't wait to go home and get back to reading steins;gay. Gonna goon to Maho until mjs gets its own playable messy girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o4t8pMgClk
evens crack another monsterodds glass of water0 kms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJq-awyU_eYcynthia-6r.jpg
>>574946683>this jit cracks monstersPost your favourite monster girl doujins
>>574946302Steins;Gate isn't even the best thing in its own series.
>>574946683
>>574946302The new jyanshi is a Maho/Watamote clone
>>574946850I know, that's why I said it
>>574946850whom
>>574947076>>574884031
>>574946850Watamote collab confirmed????
Hopefully the next collab will me with a mahjong-related franchise, preferably Kirinji. I wanna be the see-no-evil grandpa, always pushing like a retard
>pon for keishiki>no yaku>tsumo haiteiVICTORY IS MINE
Even the big cats call stupid pons
>>574947518>calling for keiten>in sanma
dont come to silver sanma, keksperts im on a luckshitting streak
>>574947518hannerbros, we're so smart
>>574947518I will jerk off to Hanner today to celebrate this victory, anon
how do you explain this
>>574948429Based
>>574948429he's gonna get fucked by a kekspert surelyfu jew always rigs it against sealclubbers
>>574948429I would have done the same
>>574945881But that girl is fat.
>>574945774why doesn't mjs have this bodytype?
>>574948804That's what makes her so great. And yes, I did bond Hannah and buy her skin in case you were wondering
>>574947908let me cook bruh
>>574948429Dishonorable
>>574948804If you meant the girl in the swimsuit, she isn't. How can you call her fat if her gut isn't protruding further than her rack
>>574949013>mfw dogshitsinon-1.png
>>574949013Looks like someone took a wet Hinata on that rice
>>574949013thats a bit too much
>>574949013menudo? dinuguan? weird adobo?
What a way to end this already shitty thread
>>574949697>>574949697>>574949697
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