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I can't wait for all the new Light Hello porn once GL hits global.
>>574875067>24/24>2600 pointsdamn... the power of ind training!
I just drank a glass of cold and sparkling water. It was very good
8 hours till the Great Brickening
*steals your tachyon pulls*
I kinda want to play the game and not this gay auto thing
>>574875310Bakushin kinda serving here
>>574875282BASED water enjoyer!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
SPOONFEED ME MAMA SPOONFEED ME NYOW!!! NONNY IS ACTING BRATTY TODAY!!!!!
>>574875307I hope
>need to remake my entire TT team in 6 hours
>>574875320Then play the game
>>574875320Then play the game.
>XOgurislop and Dirtslop CM lineup for GLShant be pulling.
>>574875320Says no one>>574875381Remaking TT uma is the best way to learn the scenario
>>574875405>>574875408I'm sleepy, maybe later...
>>574875348Nothing like a bit of water on a warm day
>>574875381TT time is what we use to learn a new scenario chuddy nonny
>>574875320Good news is that auto sucks in MANT. You can use it to loop skills in the shittier scenarios and then affinitymax manually in MANT, the best scenario.
It's Geminislop so be fucking warned
>>574875476.....And now you know why independent training exists.
finally the game is playabletime to make danchode proud
>/uma/ right now
We fucked
I am gonna meatballs with carrots and pasta for dinner tonight
chrono is updating every 15 minutes now, but the line only goes up once a day!
need dick
>>574875476Then auto
FUCK I WAS PRUNING FOLLOWERS AND REMOVED HIM BY ACCIDENT NOOOOOO
The moment GL hits I'm gonna start autoing GPs for hours till /uma/ figures out ace runs and spoonfeeds me.
>>574875508hmm yes... warm... haha... nevertheless I do love me some water!>>574875572>nearly completed a 41 races schedulenot bad at all, very useful, for danchode
>>574875632need succulent umanko
>>574874434yoyoi indeed
I can't wait to knock up Light Hello
hmmmm nyo im thinking i'll save the 60k and quite shrimply afk through this scenario and still get 99% of the carat income. Shorry!!
>>574875527>auto sucks in MANTdo you even try things yourself or just spout whatever others say?MANT is as good as unity, you get 100-200 less SP but stats are around the same, you can affinitymax and complete a career with 37-40 races and aim to get the TS spark which is the best one instead of loooooooping in unity (for what reason?) unless you're playing gold city there is no reason to not auto in MANT
>>574875643Mambro... I am still mutals with him
>>574875643as long as you don't exit out of the friend tab you can still re-follow them
>watch witGAWD's video>this CM is about to be the worst one of them allmedium tracks are cursed forever
>>574875758He was following me...
>>574875751Hag wife (need) (please)
>you can do 28 clanker runs in a day>or about 28m fans/day>which is 840m fans/month
>>574875742let me trick people into doing MANT manually you fucking faggot
>so unpopular that she needs a rerun one month later
>>574875837NYOOOOOOOOO THE FANCONOMY IS GOING TO GET RUINED AAAAAA DANCHODE WILL KILL US ALL
>>574875837You aren't making 1m a run shitter
>>574874025That G3 is a nice one mil USD that is close to home so they can train him domestically for a longer time
>>574875792Blame debuffers and the people who use them.
Grand Live is starting, post your favorite Umadols
>>574875843Trick THIS
Oguri...the most oppressed uma...
>>574875792imagine the smell of those slippers
beep boop initiating auto-ERP protocols
I wish you could just set a focus on stats in % instead of just going stamina, sprint or balanced. Still a good QoL improvement though.
>>574875837That is not feasible unless you have a bot literally auto starting it gor you the moment it is up.
>>574875924lol >>574875572nonny mad and lying
>>574875957imagine the smell of that cushion
>>574875924somebody made 1.1m in the last thread
>>574875837>>574876005I'm retarded and mean 1.16
>>574875973lots of things they could change/"improve", but they're clearly trying to make it into a basic parent/fanrun only bot, otherwise there is not much reason left to play normally
>>574875959I sent you a smooch in the club chat, please respond ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
ah fuck I used all my TP on auto slop right before the day reset and new scenario
wahey
burg
>>574875837DANCHOU DON'T LOOK
>>574874434>>574875692fuck wrong image
Digitan LOVE
>somebody>here's a pic with 984kNot beating the shitter allegations here
>1.3mnice
bros I love independent training so much
my first auto run completed and it was shit and got no skills. yada. i hate this mode.
>>574876251no one cares, cheater
>>574876271>>574876251The duality
>its shit YADA>no proves[-]>>574876179sexing the cute zoomer>>574876172you STUPID CHUD FOOL!
Fingerblasting Kitasan Black until she pees herself
Kitasan is actually massive fucking ass on auto
can someone post the auto schedule pretty please
>>574876409retard
>>574876438all g1'sboom
You don't need Tachyon if you're not a pacekek secure your LH and call it a day
>>574876438for fans or affinity?
>>574876515ffinity
>>574876409probability to win a race doesn't take unique into account.
>>574876401giwtwm
>>574876542all g1s easy
>>574876332kitasexkitasexkitasexkitasexkitasexkitamariagekitasex
>>574876515Whats the difference? You get more skills and sp doing both right?
Wait, you don't get epithets from auto? Doesn't that kill affinity?
*confesses to you*
>>574876598fans = you hit the same high fan G1saffinity = you hit as many as you can. The difference is stark
>>574876584why does your umassion roulette has 7
>>574876647epithets no longer count towards affinity bwochacho
>Sweepy giving me more SP than KitasanYeah she's getting replaced by Tachyon asap for auto
>>574876647The epithet bullshit is gone since unity+ bwo
>>574876647You lose a bit of affinity from losing epithetsYou gain a bit affinity from winning aces with E sprint/dirt
is we getting grand live in 19 minutes?
STOP POSTING KITASAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>574876651eww
>>574876647Pretty sure update two weeks ago changed affinity so that only G1 wins matter now
>>574876810umamers woke up what can you do?
>>574876784no, in 8 hours
I would rape Kitasan ngl
>>5748766591M fans while targeting G1 affinity as much as possible isnt that much of a difference from 1.1M pure fan farming
>>574876651you will never be umama
>>574876651This must mean I'm Satono Diamond.Excellent, I'll play with my tits all day.
rape is wrong
>>574875792They will ban debuffs and 567 as soon as GL drops. TRUST.
>>574876863he didn't...
You do have MLB Creek don't you anon? She helps C!Oguri tank the debuffs and you get to completely skip SoE and pull for other banners around that time.
>>574876906Super Creek shoving my face in between her massive tits would fix me.
>>574876651Sorry kitasan but I'm addicted to Dia tits more
>>574876879Damn. Almost as gay as this thread
>>574876909>10% diffDANCHOOUUUUUUU
stop posting my wife, she's only mine
>using a stamina card for a 2000m
I don't like Yukino Bijin, she's too much of a redneck.
FIFTEEN MINUTES
>>574876998I have SC MLBd but I'm not using her, I have super affinity parents made for all Ogurin needs including stamina.
>>574876998Nyes, I used 2 selectors to MLB her
>>574876998COguri doesnt need stamina cards at least for Unity.>>574877053Didnt people say GL sucks at giving out stamina or something. But we'll see
>>574876998I doI'm a FMlet unfortunately though.I think I'm gonna run a tanky hog and a speedy rickey. One to deal with stamchecks and one for domslops
around medium racenever relax
>>574876959the debuff ban is only on random CMs and most aren't even medium. why isn't it permanent? cygames being cygames
I'm still sad I didn't get kitasan from the free rolls
>>574876870lewd hip vents
>>574877053Every room is gonna reek of third place itis.
I want to die by being smothered by Creeks swinging maestros
playing a career manually rn
>>574877053>not using a stamina card for any distance past 1600m
>>574877127I thought GL was on CM reset
>>574876998>SoEwhat's this short for?
>>574877087I feel like she doesn’t shower and that’s really not good.
>>574877210can you fucks not be so obnoxious for one second
>>574877180I'm sad I spent 200 pulls on Copano Rickey and all I got was 4 duplicates and a Narita Brian.
>>574877140>>574877160The best xoggers will hit 901 stam for the track bonus
>>574877053there are no downhillsand it's a desert trackif your umas don't get proper hydration they will die
>>574877170Thanks to 564, it's not just Mediums anymore.
>>574876998I have never gotten a 0LB copy of her in my dozens of support banner sparks in 3 scenarios
>>574877271You mad?
>>574877261Sounds of EarthSuper Creek powercreep but only last for 6 months so kinda a coinflip whether or not she is worth pulling
>>574877261sex on earth
>danchud now expects 5 runs a day minimumi know your discord username. do not push me.
>>574877053Bro I'm gonna rape you if your Stam is underbaked
>>574876998I could have, but I used my two selectors to MLB finemo, then I got a finemo dupe from the umadol event
>>574876998SoE is still great to have because of 1 sp bonus and beeline burst. also if we get the new spurt mechanic early, then stamina will be way more important.>>574877261Sounds of Earth
>>574876251Huh? all my auto runs are A+I haven't been as low as A+ since pre MANT
>>574877261Sisters of Eve
I don't think I'm going to get any good parents from auto training bros...
>>574876998I have power rice
>>574877053I'm not >>574877346 but I am going to rape you either way
>>574877442why is your game in gook runes
>seemingly all of /uma/ will be running deboofers for cm17domain versus domain then.
SSR CHAINS DO NOT COMPLETE ON AUTO RUNS>SSR CHAINS DO NOT COMPLETE ON AUTO RUNSSSR CHAINS DO NOT COMPLETE ON AUTO RUNS>SSR CHAINS DO NOT COMPLETE ON AUTO RUNSSSR CHAINS DO NOT COMPLETE ON AUTO RUNS
>>574877524you should loop your sparks not your posts you sound like a drooling retard
>>574876216Kitasan's beautiful lickable pits
>>574877261Slash of EternityA Spell Card used by Youmu Konpaku
>can't pick more than 10 skills for autogay as hell when do they fix this
Is auto in now
>>574877210
>>574877595No, go back to sleep. yes
>>574877053
anon pointed this out earlier and I want to repeat it againrace_goal_capture.jpg is apparently the image Ms. Victoria uses in CM concertremember thismaybe you can swap it for something funny next time
>>574876251deck? scenario?
>>574877594You set them if your cards/event have different skill choices
>>574877594You buy your own skills at the end gwo just choose skills for events
>>574877594there aren't that many important event-choice skills. do random, out-of-deck supports even show?
>>574876273mad you don't get inspirations like these>>574877403only gold city can do UG parent runs at the moment thanks to her secret event that gives her +10 to every stat/shittons of SP for every race win after senior april
>>574877053Wtf are stamina cards for then?
>>574877661Please do look forward to the video of Ms Victoria where there's gay porn on the giant screen
>>574877727wtf i love cock and balls now
I can't believe there are people in this thread who lost the first Ms. Victoria CM.
I WILL NOWPLAY A VIDEO GAMETHAT IS NOT UMA MUSUMEThank you, Mr Auto play!*awaits seething nonce*
>>574877727h-how much?
>>574877803don't be mean
zoomer to zoomer communication
>>574877776Yeah gay porn of me and Fuji
>>574877669unity
>>574877884pokke...
>>574877362What new mechanic? Also dies autoplay come in the update in 5 min?
5 minutes until I can use borrows.........
5 minutes!
I'll bust 60 tickets and see what happens afterwards
Danchou, I'll queue up one more run but then I have to go to bed
>already going down on rankMAYBE AUTO TRAIN WAS A MISTAKE
>>574877803That could have been you blud
>not playing the gameSounds like what you always do.
so what did we learn
>>574878048More time to ERP with Umama
>>574877759Longs
Don't waste your TP until you can get it half off gwochos...
looking forward to club shuffling next month
>Told auto to prioritize Maverick>Went the incel route on a pal's first date event
>>574878103i need my daily nonny call
>>574878084bigger quota announcement tomorrow
>>574877803He's celebrating with a bugged Ms Victoria
>>574878103Her pussy game isn't even that good
>>574878143it will refill while I sleep
Somehow I doubt spark reroll will get the half TP treatment too because it's a cygays thing to do
>>574878251It won't.
>>574878143I have 170+ refill bottles
>xe didn't win with xer oshi
ITS A NEW DAY
>>574878143I have 150 (thousand carats)
>>574878301That's 340 with half TP though...
>>574878251There's literally zero reason to do spark reroll now with auto.
no GL....
>>574877945DON'T DO IT IT MAKES GL GAS
>>574878383you only have 5 borrows, anon.
cute message from my special wife
Yeah this just kills the game for me. It was already mostly as chore sim but at least there was forced gameplay. I can't force myself to play when there's a button to get all the rewards without playing, and if I'm just setting up auto runs it's frankly no fun and just a waste of time and electricity. Sorry danchou but this will be my last month.
>>574877937Zenkai Spurt, it keeps increasing speed on the final straight, which consumes more and more HP. But since it requires 2000 speed on the uma, it's unlikely that we'll get it ahead of JP.What we will get eventually, however, is the mechanic that makes stamina above 1200 increase late race speed, so that does allow for 2 speed 2 stamina decks to potentially be a thing, even in distances under 3200m.
>>574878154Does Riko guarantee her date on auto if you prioritize ramp up?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>574878332That's not a horse nigger
Not looking good for later 10 free pulls
>>574878426You should be using borrows for ace/tt runs, not parents...
>>574878426>he doesn't have GGPs and GPs on par with borrows
>>574878213ah fuck that's right now everybody can sweeptime to raise my club monthly quota
Haha a second Brickey...
time for a passer ggp
>The auto-training does more fans per run than meshiiiiieeet
>no half TPYOU LIED!!!!!!!!
>>574878639lucky guy
vro is the auto fucking stupid it has been 4 runs and i have not seen a single fucking playtime's over can't be the fact that the chain did not finish its 2 fucking events nigga what the fuck i even set it to pick it in the settings why the fuck am i bricking my deck with this shitty bamboo muteki borrow
>>574878543nobody is doing ace runs now, need mlb tachyon first.also it's better to have 2 of your own parents for your ace so you can spam runs and door early
GL is still 7 hours away RETARDS you have been playing for 1.5 years and still don't know game updates roll out at 10pm UTC
>>574878543>ace runs>before OGC release and before the wave of new parents from autogood idea, anon.>TT runs>before OGClook at the brains on anon. just admit you typed before thinking, retard.
>>574878486Fat ass chud
>>574878639rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574878672>RETARDS
LETS GET THIS BREAD, TIME TO PLAY OTHER GAMES!
>>574878251One day...
>>574878656THIS REALLY TRIGGERS MY POE BRAIN FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
A million fans while tending to chickens. The club numbers are gonna explode.
>>574878516Let's go Brickey
how do i activate autoon starting career screen? options?doko????
>>574878872click menus you retard
>>574878872just click buttons nigger
>>574878850>The club numbers are gonna explode.no shit
I told you retards GL won't be till the afternoon reset with the new banner go the fuck to bed
>>574878757
>>574878850Shan't do fan runs, Danchou will have to cope with my 800k parent runs
>>574875973If you want to fine tune the shit out of your uma then just play the game.
im no longer in the bottom 5 earners because of autorun!
The last free pull gave me a cute dumb gyaru
>new scenario drops>need to wait an entire week for the free-pulls to finish>piggies have a head-starttotal pork death.but thanks for keeping the servers alive, oinkers.
When everyone's a bot, no one's a bot.
how should i go about redoing my team trials?redoing just the shitters in the first week while trying to also balance making parents and then aces for cm should be enough, right?
Pig bros, when will the 7500 gems anni package arrive?
>>574879104somebots are better than others
>>574878850i mean you can see the ranks in real timeif your club rank went down today, well...
why does it take the clanker 50 minutes to do a unity run?
>>574878856AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574878714You'll be able to use today's borrows in 7 hours retardkun
>>574879104my bot can create proper aces yours cant
>>574879137in 7 hours
Someone datamine which cards gives you the most stats in auto training.
>>574879168just request it lol
>>574879168Bro your Oguri auto runs?
>>574879073I hear she's good once evo skills are out.
>>574878872>she cant find the autorun buttonum, a bit early to be in bimbo mode sis!
Now that everyone can bot like umama your club's S rank ambitions are over
>>574878251Are you retarded? Just submit a full extra run, it's a spark reroll that also gives a shit ton of free resources.
>>574878872kys retard
>everyone but me got a free rickey
>>574879194>building for CM or TT before MLB tachyonjust admit that you didn't give it any thought and typed your nonsense.
>>574879168Brickey'd
so mant or unity for grandparents/parents?
>>574879168Time to start requesting
Is there a way to change the run style of your uma in auto training so she gets the right style hints in MANTblazer?
>>574879118>pasa in mile>maru in dirt>amazon in sprint>vodka in mileanon?
>>574879168your club points? your friend points?? GWO?
>>574879320I got 3 free rickies.Rickai if you will.
>>574879320this but kitasan black
>phone sometimes glitches and runs the game at 60 fpsAHHH CYGAMES JUST LET US PICK OUR FRAMERATE
>>574879323Just get LH from 150 pulls and borrow Tachyon, retardkun
>>574879272will robotworld and jasci still flatline tho?
>>574879168I already have like 50 of those wtf were you even doing for the past week Brickey
alexa, play Copano Rickey theme but with boosted bass
>>574879320Move your furniture bro
>>574879410Is it when you switch menus, aka the camera moves? That's not a bug, plus unlocking the FPS on phones is easy and even the avrg emulator set to 60FPS does it without modding the game.
>>574879419Of course they will they don't care
>>574879413>burning your borrow slot on a card that you'll MLB eventually>doing runs with a lower LB palstrong aces bro.just admit it.
>>574879168you only need like, 2 days of auto runs to get these
>>574879168rickey rickey! account brickey!
>>574878843literally a divine
Creek and Biwa are my favorite Kikuka-sho winners.
>>574879320I'll get her today or tomorrowgot spooked by 3 3* (all dupes)
my manual parent runs are more SOVLful autochuds
Does Brickey Rickey suck my dickie?
imagine how RETARDS who rolled for power Rice instead of Creek feel like right now, building medium and long umas is going to be impossible for them in 7 hours
>>574879435I JUST GOT HER
>>574879543Retardkun... Sounds like you have a bricked account that needs a borrow slot to be open...
>>574879356before you start the career you can change the race style
>>574878672>10 pm UTC>the timeline said it's July 22I tought... it was... today...For me it will be tomorrow
So, what do we do now, that Auto is released and save us time to play other things? Some SC2 custom games? WC3? AoE2?
>>574879649bro where
Kita....wife?
>>574879483It feels like it randomly happens at a low chance when I'm opening the game back up from the background (and it hasn't fully restarted), though I haven't been like tracking it closely.How do you consistently unlock it on android?
>>574879618dependsare you a boy who barely hit puberty? if yes, then yes; anything else and she won't even look your way
>>574879543ok i admit it
>>574879635>pretending to be a piggy now>zero rebuttalsi accept your concession and your three-party apology.
>>574879686jong?
>>574879118Copy the top TT autists
>>574879729cute taco ears
im addicted
>1 auto before going to work>1 auto after reset>1 auto before bedhoooehhh... this is the life...
>>574879707>>574879686>cute girl next door>trad wifeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh the dream>>574879786the one thing I won't do, but thanks for the offer>>574879729OISU! WIFE NATURE DES!>>574879726No idea, I only know that android emus have a very easy time doing it, the game isn't exactly hard on the matter.
>>574879729
>>574879851What deck and schedule are you using? Mine gets A rank every time
>>574879118Do your mile and dirt mile umas first, they are the easiest.Then sprinters.Then medium once all free rolls are over.Lastly, long. Those are the hardest umas to make.
>>574879579i'm so sorry bwo
>>574879895one of those Kitas is not like the others
>>574879895>the one thing I won't doWHY
>>574879851>fanswhat agenda?
>there are people who are going to trade 1400 speed and 1k stamina for 1600 and 800
>>574879787where do you see the top TT players?
>patiently waiting for a sloptuber to spoonfeed me the exact decks and settings for the auto-trainer
>>574879686Ngl I probably just quit Uma and put my time into a game I actually play. If you log in over and over just to tell a bot to play the game and you can even skip cm races, what are you actually playing for? It's too optimized, no more cute stories or gameplay unless I force myself to do something optional
>>574879776>PiggyRetardkun... By now you should have Kitasan Creek Finemo and 1 more SSR wit card as f2p. Add LH and that's 5 cards. Plus the borrow. You sound like an umaroller. I'm sorry for your loss. No wonder you can't afford the Tachy banner, you really need those free pulls...
Someone post the stats of an OG Gold City auto carert
/uma/niggas be like i accept your confession
>18 minutes in>all dailies donewhat now
>>574879972the shiny sparkling button
>>574879707>>574876332>>574876534>>574876651>easy girl>easy torenaEngaged before haruten award
>>574879895>No idea, I only know that android emus have a very easy time doing it, the game isn't exactly hard on the matter.Well I haven't found anything on google about it
>>574879905TUMMY NATURE DESU~~God I love this korean fuck artist>>574879950jong? not my thing. call me stupid, but it already annoyed me back with yakuza.
>>574880006oh I didn't realise I could cook up an auto run like 30 minutes before the reset
>>574879364Whats wrong with it?
how long will this last in gl?
>>574880061Kitasan is so easy!
>>574880006Now quit Uma because the gameplay portion of the game is over, now it's just a gacha milking program.
>>574879950You have to ask?
>>574879984>anon doesn't even know what he's arguing anymore, proceeds to spout more nonsenseyou've admitted it to yourself and that's enough for me.
Jong! Jong! Make a lobby
>>574880120At least 2 more weeks. BELIEVE!
>>574880126but there are still ace runs
>Now EVERYONE has a bot>Now NO ONE has to play the game and just be off-topic as fuck and stay on topic while at itGAMEPLAY DISCUSSIONS ARE OVER AND DEAD GO AWAY TRY HARDS AND JP TARDS!We goon and erp now
good morningI didn't realize how nice auto would be since I'm addicted and play manually anyway but now I can play other games IN GOOD FAITH because this is MUCH better than manual parent + fanrunning...amazing
>>574880167I accept your concession, retardkun
>>574880174I habeeb it
>>574880168alright FINEMajsoul Friends Room 20336(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=20336I actually havent played with my /uma/ bros in a while I hope the room fills up
We still have ace runs bri, and the RNG from GL is going to drive people mad doing those
>>574879920>>574879959here's the deck >agendado all g1s in junior/classic except for classic takarazuka and jbc/qe2spam races in senior like it's MANT
I was gonna make a lobby too wtf
>>574880239people who didn't play the game before will still post here just the sameparent farming autists will still talk about the game because they're autistsnothing about the content of /uma/ will change
>>574880372You big baka
>>574880336/threadautists yelling over the bot are fucking stupid and always will be stupid
>>574880323AIEE THERE'S AN UPDATE
>>574879364check this out
Kita is NOT an easy girl, she's just very optimistic and naive, which makes her get really close to people easily
>>574879410I really wish they would at least raise it to 60When I open the news popup it runs at 120, and is so much nicer to scroll through
>>5748804243/4... hurry up bro!
>>574880192You mean the least fun runs because 99% are disappointing? Even in MANT they sucked and that's the most consistent scenario, now we have GL which is far worse for RNG bullshit
>>574880418Her chudson...
fixed
Why didnt release the banners at daily reset I dont want to wait 5 more hours
who the fuck is retardkun
>>574880482it's dober...
>>574879686Playing that new Hololive gacha game
Hello friends!!https://youtube.com/watch?v=UZys45p13T0
>>574879920he is using gold city who specifically gets so much more for running lots of g1s. the same deck/schedule will not produce those stats/skill points using another uma.
>filled alreadyjongers won
>>574879623I rolled for creek and didn't get a single copy
>>574880576I'm using gold city too, but this is in unity isn't it? I did mine in mant
>>574880323Damn we filledProud of you guys>>574880564Maybe next room....
>>574880612...I hope you have better luck for the CB/Creek rerun bro
>>574880267What should we play first?
>>574880505I always have fun doing Ace runs though, Parent runs were a massive slog
>>574880267good morning! have a day as beautiful as you are xoxo
>>574880417woopsie
>>574880643it's unity. her special event for g1s doesn't trigger in mant.
>>574880267good morning CHU
>>574877619
>>574880643MANT disables story events so it's garbage for full auto gaming
Mejiro Dober?She would say this.
>>574880814That outfit was made for sex. You cannot convince me otherwise
>>574880751>>574880850Fuck I'm retarded, thanks guys
>hold it until reset so I can set up my auto run>go to the bathroom>come back>jong room filledI'm so close to a melty
Chances we see auto aces in CM?
Umommy and my BWC
i know we have auto now but trying to fish a 2*/3* dirt spark from digitan is still fucking dogshit
post auto training notification completion dialogue lines
>Need to skip six hours and a halfleaving it here for whoever wants to2.6k pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig07222026
i wanna pig out so bad on the banner
>>574880574hello friend>videoalways makes me shed a tear, i hope whenever Nanamaino Nama Ham is he's happy
so...are we just immediately going to 340 pulls?
>>574881016
>>574881012
Since MANT is ending. I would like to share the result of doing daily pulls on every banner every single day since MANT started, 9 umas and 9 SSRs
>>574881153140 now, then 200 laterdon't activate the desperate switch on the server
>>574881179why does Doto's have a fnaf screamer behind
>>574881179>young thangdoes maruzensky like... urban types by any chance?
how did she know?
>>574881210Wonder where that one retard screaming about daily pulls is now.Hopefully he's less retarded.
>>574881303Doto is evil
Gold Ship as a foal before the white genes kicked in
>>574881357This is a shitty fable
>they think they're done with MANT
>team trial dialogues still untranslated>costume change lines still untranslateduhhhhhhhhhhh it's been a year? hello? global version is supposed to be translated right?
>>574880671>CB/CreekGuess I'll save my free selector till then, surely they won't fuck me a second time
>>574881357>AntTit monsters who gathered tons of nutrients to feast on>GrasshopperFlatKEKS who didn't plan anything and lost all their chest fat
>>574881424does he know what will happen
>>574881357The grasshoper should have simply ate the ant and stole his stuff
>>574881016>done 3 auto runs already>have not gotten a single notification for it>get TT point cap notif just fineWhat gives
>>574881357grasshoppers and ants can't talk tho
>>574881467It's been a year and you still don't speak fluent Japanese?
>>574881467they are translated in the archive
>>574881357IT'S NOT A FUCKING GRASSHOPPER IT'S A CICADA YOU ENGLISH SECONDARIESSS GRASSHOPPERS DON'T EVEN SING
wtf is this skill? does it work on CM17
>>574881534Wait 10 minutes maybe? Check your app settings just in case.
>>574881467just ask grok bwo
>>574881357umamusume?
I invited you guys to play mahjong, not put me in the cuck chair and HUMILIATE me
>>574881527Doto wouldn't say this
>>574881424Is this the uma equivalent of blond turning into brown hair?
>>574881614Read the patch notes retard
>>574881614no it doesn't have sharp turns
>>574881210Forgot mackie all total to 11 umas and 10 SSRs, dunno why I said 9s
>>574881595but cicadas don't store food for hibernation, they enter some ridiculous dormant state.
>>574881594>they are translated in the archivethat makes it even more ridiculous
>>574881614yeah broConditions of Sharp Turns ○ :track_id==10001@track_id==10002@track_id==10004@track_id==10010@track_id==10103@track_id==10104track_idThe ID of the current racetrack.Possible values: 10001 (Sapporo, 札幌), 10002 (Hakodate, 函館), 10003 (Niigata, 新潟), 10004 (Fukushima, 福島), 10005 (Nakayama, 中山), 10006 (Tokyo, 東京), 10007 (Chukyo, 中京), 10008 (Kyoto, 京都), 10009 (Hanshin, 阪神), 10010 (Kokura, 小倉), 10101 (Ooi, 大井), 10103 (Kawasaki, 川崎), 10104 (Funabashi, 船橋), 10105 (Morioka, 盛岡)Example: track_id==10006Meaning: The race is taking place on the Tokyo racetrack.
YES! YES! YES! YES!YES YES YES YES YES YES-
>>574881614https://umamusume.com/news/904/ The following skills will activate during this Virgo Cup. • Collaborative Graded Races ◎ • Collaborative Graded Races ○ • Collaborative Graded Races × The following skills will not activate during this Virgo Cup. • Night Races • Sharp Turns
>>574881754text box popup would be kinda gaudy at those screens althougheverhowbeitly
>>574881467Are you implying that you want an english dub?
>>574881467Too busy seeing what they can censor and water down instead
Gold City feet in my mouth
been having trouble getting notifications for Uma on my Samsung S10anyone else getting this issue?https://litter.catbox.moe/xnay4d3a14dzkl3g.mp4
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WASN'T THE ONE WHO LOST
>>574879686Horse student in BA when? Just to fuck with the Uma police when the lewd comes out
>steam doesn't provide you a cute pop-up notification for when your clanker is finishedgaben please, my gameplay experience.
>>574881735>but cicadas don't store food for the winteromg just like in my kino greek fables?
Pretty close to crashing out right now
>>574881767How evil
>>574881818>text box popup would be kinda gaudy at those screens althougheverhowbeitlyah yes, absolutely no free space here
>>574881897Was it the mahjong...?
>>574881467Cygames only brings out dubs for their major console releases
>>574881357then the grasshopper called the ant racist and demanded that he'd give him part of his food because it isn't fair
auto training seems to count for daillies
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is tacky good or bad now
>>574880323quick match because I had whatever the opposite of flow was3/4>>574881942Yes.
>>574881942never feel bad for playing with us bwo even if you're better IT'S FUN
>>574882007I'm sorry... Those were unlucky riichis
Where did you pull this hint from Kaichou
You didn't snack like a monkey, right?
>>574881820Why not add a dialogue bubble like in uhhhhh the rest of the game?
>>574882003for pace? very goodfor everyone else? good for 4 months, after that her value is questionable, though she stays servicable (unlike for example NTR)
Doto isn't evil. She's cute and innocent and good.Think about it. When was the last time you saw her do evil?
>>574881818>>574881818>>574881940Just do what hachimi does and show subtitles
>>574882071She pulled them from a sharp mind
>>574881357cuckhoppers rolling for cards used for 1 scenario when they're going to get blown out by Xoguri for majority of it.antchads letting their robots play for them while they save for ramonu wit and beyond
>>574880935>>574882007JOIN NOW YOU HAVE A CHANCE DO NOT MELTY
>>574881357The grasshopper starved and froze while the ant lived, full and warmThe grasshopper would not need to toil another summer, nor suffer another winter
>>574880323>>574881664Jesas, I'm sorry!! That one baiman was crazy lucky. Have this SC as an apolojuice
>>574880892Honestly, some umas look a bit tacky in this outfit, however Creek looks really great in it.
>>574882168
>>574881467just learn japanese bwo
>>574882249YOU DID GREAT
>>574882249An acceptable form of recompense
Cute
>knocked out shakur with poisoned chocolates >doxxed shakur FOR NO REASON so she'd be forced to work for free for Rudolf>puts onions sauce in OperaO's coffee>messes up operao's fan fest play because she's seething Ayabe got a bigger part than her>convinced operao to stage a play where she gets murdered >shakes all OperaO's carbonated drinks before handing them to her>mistimes operao during training>knocks out OperaO regularly by "accident" >tries to convince Fuku to settle for mediocrity and lose in the Karuta event>reminds Fuku of that her sister is dead while she's grieving her>throws the team race by breaking her own bike by "accident" so OperaO/NTR team loses>refused to stream Turbo's race so that Teio would stay a depressed cripple: keep in mind it took TWO umas to pin her down so she really, REALLY didnt want that to happen>broke shakur's PC>broke the vending machine so that Kris S couldnt use it>fed her sandwich to El's bird then snitched on it>joined the ramen scenario so she could legally poison Shakur once more>her motto? She NEVER goofs up.
hoardmaxxing brothers, today is OUR day.
How do I play GLWhere is the witgod guide
>JPtard who has to play with an english mod because he doesn't know a single hiragana character complaining about the EN version, despite not playing itthis has happened more than once btw
Why is the auto training too retarded for MANT
BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? BRO???? HUH? BRO YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR BRO BRO HWUHH YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HWUUHHH? BRO YOUR HUH BRO YOUR HUUUUUUH? BRO??? HUH??? WHAT? BRO YOUR BRO YOUR BRO? WHAT? HWUHHH? HUH? BRO YOUR BRO???? WHAT???? HAAAAH? HUUUHHH? WHAT BRO???? HUH? BRO WHAT YOUR HUH? YOUR BRO ARRGGGHHH HWUHH?? WHAT YOUR BRO?? HUH?? HWUHH?? BRO YOUR-
>>574882515on his channel
>>574882538Retard look at my Team Trials class, no shit I don't play
>>574882515Train and train some more
>>574882571Gwo...
>>574882571deio would shay dis
>>574882571qwo...
>>574882571I gained 20 pounds after reading this
>>574882515he literally posted it
This game is going to become 95% idle and 5% actually playing the game. If parent farming is better with the bot there really won't be a reason to play this game outside of CM Aces (which will be easier than ever due to good parents), TT uma and Story (which you only really do once). May as well just play one of those shitty idle games instead because they are actually built around waiting around for RNG.>>574882515If auto is enabled for GL, you probably won't really need a guide, just stick good cards in and wait 50 minutes for results.
IKUZE, MINNA NO SHUU!
>>574882571zwo?
>>574882717retard
>>574881357One summer afternoon a Grasshopper was doing pulls in a random banner. He was singing merrily and enjoying the day. On an internet forum, he met an Ant who was struggling to farm carats.The Grasshopper was an oshi player. He thought he had nothing to save for. So, when he saw the Ant he said, "Why don't you come and pull this Uma with me instead of saving so hard? We will have a great time!"."I am trying to earn and save carats for Grand Live. I can't waste resources on random Umas. I think you should start saving carats for GL too." said the Ant.The Grasshopper yawned and said, "Grand Live is too far away. There is plenty of carats. Why worry about it today when I have more than enough to pull!". But the Ant went on his way and continued to save hard. Days passed, then months. The Grasshopper pulled his oshis and the Ant collected enough carats for the scenario.When Grand Live came, the Grasshopper only had 9k carats to pull. But he managed to MLB both Light Hello and Agnes Tachyon SSR. On the other hand, the Ant didn't get a single copy of the scenario cards in 600 pulls and had to use 3 crystals to 3lb Agnes Tachyon and pity 1lb Light Hello.
>>574882131dam should i just pull until i get light hello then and skip tacky
>>574882772Depends. What speed cards you plan on using in GM and beyond?
>>574882515>use supports with high speciality >click rainbow, Light Hello if not>buy songsthat's it
Best scenario for auto?
>>574882729The Irish are powerful
>>574882772Just borrow Tachyon as a pace specialist card like you'd borrow any other specialist
Tokai keio....EEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>574882121The technology's just not there i suppose
>>574882717that's honestly how most gachas work, you explore the stages for the first time then sweep the shit out of them everyday starting tomorrow for the dailyparents are just resources you constantly refine for your own manual ace runs, even cyge knows this
>>574881357Umas for this feel?
YAMBOO MUMEIMORY PULLERS VINDICATED AGAIN
so...what's the next hoguri-tier, braindead meta unit? i know that blaze brian and kitasan white are good. hokko tarumae is great for dirts or something? chocolate fujin is usable?
Attention!The Grass Wonder Memorial Kinen will be held on Saturday August 8 at 6pm EST.One uma entry per anon that must conform to ONE of the following rules>the entry must be any Grass WonderOR>the entry must use a Grass wonder support card in their support deckOR>the entry must have Grass Wonder as a parent or grand parentThe track and conditions will be: Nakayama 1600 M, Right Handed, Good Conditions, Cloudy, Summer, Great mood.I know it is during the CM but remember it is a for fun race so don't mald if your uma isn't perfect.
>>574882121the TT dialogue is always incredibly basic. It's always some sort of variation on "let's win" or "let's do our best"
New queen of auto is here
i have gold slutty do i do ura for raping spirit or unity for dunno
>>574882986Holy kek
>>574883001Festival Inari One
>>574883001SOON
Idle careers seem so soulless.
LETS GO COMEBACK BROS
>>574882986>>574883049guess I'll do her next
I randomly got a restraint Hint in an auto run and I dont know from where... its not on my parents and it wasnt on secret events..
>>574883001>hokko tarumae is great for dirts or somethingshe is great at squishing my head between her thighs
>>574883001Seeking the Pearl with evos is the giga Oguri for sprint and mile
>>574883132any race has a chance at giving you a green that's valid for the track. restraint is valid for every track.
oh, me? I'm using the 60k to pull for umas instead and still get 90% of the rewards by sending TT umas in B finals
What do you put in here?
>>574883076The gap between f2p and paypigs became larger with this parent looping available even to the laziest of piggies.
>>574882825dunno i like to pull horsies. i have kita and mlb ntr
Muh
>>574883071Wait, really?
>>574883213My tongue
>>574883075>pulling for a zoomershant.>>574883184>pulling for a hagshant.
Is 1200 pwr mandatory for aces now?
>>574883209>pulling for umas who has no chance at experiencing ms. victoria
>blindly believe that sprint focus is speed/power/wit>Its actually just guts>Stamina focus is speed/power/stamina???????
>>574883209why am i only 3rd in CM?
>>574882571hwo
>>574883001she's actually better than brickey but don't tell them that
Yaeno alt outfit is broken in auto runs?? I keep maxxing stamina and power every run but I didn't take sparks for stamina? I had 54 sparks for power, 63 for speed, and she got literal cap on stam and power, wtf?its my highest rated uma rn, UE2
does anyone have the picture of a side view of oguri standing with a red outline showing her huge dumptruck ass underneath her skirt
ain't no way NEET ass niggas are acting like autoing shitty parent runs is a bad thing
>>574883234>Ntrbricked card right now unfortunately since you wont be racing enough to get the value out of her unique effect.Kita is good but you want a second one. If you arent planning on getting Pokke or Maru during her rerun, you should consider tachyon
Is the legal bot clever enough to buy stam skills for long races?
>>574882571umapiss???
>>574881767HORSTITS
Deck for auto training anons?
>>574883391they're just baiting, as a neet this is perfect for me
Okay but which Late Surger Power card are you pulling for
>>574883406no, bot doesn't buy skills, you buy them at the end of run, bot just wins longs with 300 stam
>>574883489late surgers? lol...
>>574883489this is a paceGAWD general ma'am
>>574883489>pulling for power cardsLMAO
>>574883502>bot just wins longs with 300 stamHuh. Let's see
>retards who want to do parent runs manually>retards who defend sloppy c-tier localizationnext thread will be better right?
>>574883406Bot wins races based on aptitude, not stats, and it is better than you
>>574883406win probability is determined by aptitudes with decreases based on consecutive races. a 1 stamina unit will win the tenno sho, i'm pretty sure.
wheres the 60fps 4k concerts tho?
>>574883489Last time you asked this question you asked for good faith answers but then were incredibly snide and rude when you got them.
>Pearl's ult is literally 2-9th pulse>unlike Oguri she has insane evos as well as head on and uma stan>can use literally any running styleCan't wait for the next sprint/mile CM
>>574882968Parent farming was the game though. Ace runs were the reward at the end once you got a decent parent made. Good parent's would snowball into better parent's and made future runs more consistent and fun.Ace runs do not take much time if you have good parents that have high pink spark and white skills.
>50 minutes just to complete unityWhat the fuck this bot sucks
Do I need to keep the app open for idle runs? My phone's battery life is shit.
>>574883651don't care, still not pulling for hags
>>574883489Tamamo Cross
>>574883651why do people think we're getting Evos in grand live?
>>574883229And number of f2p/casuals joining graded will be increased because everyone get access to good parents now, hence the chance of meeting whales in CM is lower so the shit you said doesn't matter
It's not that I want to do parent runs manually... I want my parent that I did manually to keep powercreeping the ones you lazy bums make
>>574883690Cope it with MANT
>>574883643Ah, of course, my bad, my bad!
>>574883672you're free to do parent runs manually then
Let me auto!
>>574883842open up that carat wallet, piggy
not bad
i put 6 g1 races in a row at the end of senior. gold city might die and that's ok.
>>574883672manual parent runs are still likely gonna be better
>>574883726That's your loss
>yet another Trackblazer card>can't use it with Bobo>can't pair with Bobo witWhy are they like this?
>>574883737
>>574883672If you wanna do manual runs you can do so, you can even get a bit extra affinity from 4 and 5 chains the bot usually loses, but everyone else is done with that shit
>>574883940we have very different definitions of "bad."
>>574883672I have never done a parent run on purpose and I have >1800 careers done
>>574883620Ah shit I should not have edited my G1s to medium only for Opera
>>574883994First Trainer Trials mentioned evo skills also and that was 6 months ago
does running less races in auto give you better stats or is there literally no reason not to select every G1 with non G aptitude
>>574884076Show your best parent
When rolling I want to roooooll RollrollrollrollrollrollRollyroll
>>574883406trainees don't buy skills because they don't need them, my autotrained Seiun won all her long races and ended up with 500 stamina
So which uma was your first auto run?
Sending akasupas to middle schoolers
So I should just set the bot run in sprint mode for powermaxxing since stamina doesn't matter for long races?
is autoplay #live?
>catbox uploads down AGAIN
>>574884293maybe
>>574875320Nobody is holding a gun to your head to use it and you'll get laughed out of CM (after backup dancing) if you show up with autoslop. And if you manual parents you can hit SS no problem still.
>>574884346sex
>>574884245stamina is the most important blue-spark to have for OGC. you're going to want to have a chance at printing decent ones.
>>574883489>powerWIT Neicha is all you need
>>574884346Her eyes are so good man
Gold Shitty...the strongest uma in global. We all collectively kneel.
>>574884138I think people are trying something like this
>>574884139nah, they are dogshit
>>574884346DONNA #ONEGAI
Why is Maya doing a lesbian handsign???? I thought she was straight
Another one down
Hey faggot that hair thats right between your nose and upper lip is poking out again you disgusting lazy fuck
>>574881767
>>574884465why not run takarazuka in classic and teio sho in senior?
So are we scheduling right over summer training in independent training?
retard here, is it a good idea to make a generic parent that is oguri, special week or mejiro ryan in no particular order of parent/grandparents? I dont want to make specifics for every cm, I'll borrow those
PLEASE JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF #AUTOPLAY IS FUCKING #LIVE #FUCK
>start run>50 minute timer>come back to grab rewards and start new runso this is just a shitty clash of clans timergate knockoff now? with even less gameplay? rip
>>574883489Tama power with Tucker.
Are cheaters dead?Are bots dead?Is Hachimi dead?
>>574884582same reason it doesn't run any G1 for early nov, cause it's a shit agenda.
>>574884465yeah thats what i'm doing but I'm wondering if it impacts the training in any way to also select all the G1s with bad aptitude since even a Dirt F mile A is 60% odds of winning it. Normally it would brick your run but auto isnt actually playing the game
112480311124803111248031Bring your auto umas ONLY.
>>574884501>Maya>straight
>>574882571hate myself for laughing at this shit
>>574884617oguri is iffy because most of the time oguri is your ace
>>574884617generic accel parents (ryan, dober, seiun sky)Generic velocity unique grandparents (oguri, bryan, ny opera)
>>574884465>not the Tak in classic year then the Teio sho in senior year What a scrub
I need to feel her massive love
>>574884639shut the FUCK UP CURREN
>manual run>2.5k sp at most>auto run>3k+ sp everytimeWhere does this bot get those sp when I'm running the same races
Sorry about everything I said about you being a unlikable bitch Gold City... please spook me in my daily pulls PLEASEE
>>574884138Everything I've tried so far fails to hit 1100 and the way the game does sparks, 1099 and 600 have the exact same odds for a good spark so just start piling on races til your uma is at risk of not hitting 600 in an important spark stat imo.
>>574884769Muteki is the new queen of auto, keep up
>>574884707thanks
Due to this change we will up the monthly quota by 20M. Please understand.
>>574878213>autotrain>half-tpdanchode... don't...
>>574883435>>574884569TM Opera was the first 3 star I ever scouted, so I'm happy to finally have Dotonow I just need to get Vega
Ok but why does Pearl have such a big-ass head
>>574884807not a full list btw was just giving examples, but thats the general rule people follow
HOLY RETARDSITS NOT A BOTITS NOT ACTUALLY RUNNING THE CAREERIT DETERMINES THE RESULT BASED ON YOUR CARDS AND SCHEDULETHEN FORCES YOU TO SIT FOR 50 MINUTES DOING NOTHING
if cygames doesn't fix the yaeno bug then these unethical aces will dominate cm17 (or beyond).
>still limited by borrowswhen will we get unlimited borrows?
What’s the deal with SS parents? You need a high total score for the scenario spark?
>>574884838You will get her, toreena. Godspeed.
>>574884919in 5 minutes
>>574884918Yaeno bug makes her not finish chains as a side effect. It's a stat stick without gold skills.
>>574884958once you hit SS you have a much lower chance for your white sparks to only be 1 star
>>574884958nazi parents have a boosted rate for 2* and 3* sparks.
>>574884918What Yaeno bug?
Danchou isn't allowed to make a bigger quota until [...] satisfies the masses.
>>574884958SS parents have a much higher chance to hit 2* whites
WHEN IS THE NEW SCENARIO AAAA
>>574884567
>>574885029they added the character twice with a different name
The cutest
Is this good enough to try and loop into an Oguri Cap on MANT or something?I got all the whites I wanted (DD, GW, Restraint, Ignited Wit, Spirit Stam)thank you
>>574885029
>>574885075A few more hours. Fap to your wife in the meantime.
>>574884893proovfeves?
>Back to fast threadswelp, will have to wait until anons drop the game out of boredom instead, I guesscomfy threads will come one day
good jonging I WON
I'm just using the auto to do fan runs. I want to play and build my Aces.
shit man do i actually like *need* to mlb the tachi thought id skate borrowing just fine like i permaborrowed ntr for blacktrazer
>>574885160still loses to oguri tho
>>574884759Chocolates filled with love.
>>574885228Good jonging bro (and cute Suzie!)
>>574885128If you got all the whites you wanted, then you can move ahead. I've told you this already kitten
>>574884852If Light O likes straight lines so much, why does her ahoge curve?
>>574885160How? Post the deck.
My club went to A+.
I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER I WANT TO PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>574885374man (uma) vs his (her) nature
>>574885257Why will Libra not be front meta when they will all have Top Runner and Concentration?
>>574885160this is so fucking odd
>>574885128It's a good starting point. Time to search for a borrow that has all 4 too, on both parent and gparent to increase the minuscule chance of inheriting all 4
>>574885430GL is in 6 hours, right?
>sprint C, long D>wins both sprinters stakes, tenno sho spring, and the classic arima (2nd on the senior one)maybe AI is better torena than me....
Thank you to all the jongers who joined today (and o7 to the last jonger in the room with me) but I cant really play more.I should simply post rooms more in the future and hope you guys are here tbdesuSome great hands today that I dealt in to
>>574885464OK, thanks. Here's to hoping!!
Now that was a close one, was gripping my pillow for that last round. had a heavy hitter at the end just itching to come out nooo>>574885228Nice job!!>>574880323gg, fun gameeeesss
>>57487862840M a month is a generous number right?
>>574885485idle mode gives you MANT rival cheat luck
>>574884919>he doesn't have his own parents to keep training forever NGMI
>>574885430It's in like 5 and a half hours. You have other games to play until then, don't you?
>>574885376>>574885463There's an career event for Yaeno that gives power/stam and the bot does it infinitely pretty much
>>574885128Ideally you want Oguri to have Dirt A for a potential dirt spark but this is a good start to pair with something else
>>574884759You and me both, Anon.
>>574885494We can squeeze one Jong round between each auto...
>>574885374i saw a comic explaining this but i can't find it again
>>574885160both gold shitty and bamboo memory are bugged it seems. i wonder who else has an event like this.
>>574885584neat. I think I can dirt A her.
>>574885287Her hip to waist to bust ratio here is insane. Its insanity. My eyes popped out of my skull when I first saw this.
Bed breaking sex with Speed Symboli while Sirius has to hear everything.
>>574885598The future of /uma/ jong is bright.....
Where is the erp tonight?
>>5748855142 han hand just to end your dealer so I can win
>racing spirit stam (the move that drains your stam) is one of the BEST moves to loop for a parent, must-have!>risky business? (The move that drains your stam) another banger to get on those parents!>stamina is a constant struggle in grand live and skills like that are to be avoided unless doing a sprintHas the entire uma player base been gaslit by a youtuber? What the fuck are we farming, parents for l'arc 2 years from now?
I have 600 carats and a dream.
Do you predict threads will become faster or slower because of background play?http://poal.me/vis02shttp://poal.me/vis02shttp://poal.me/vis02s
okay why are there FOUR /uma/ threads in the catalog ._.
The era of the NEET fan runner is OVERThe era of the WORKING MAN auto career is NOW
>>574885757You're starting to get why Grand Live is suffering
I regret pulling for Rickey.
>>574885757That's why you play creek on xog :)
>>574885932Why did you do it in the first place?
if someone posts THAT webm of rickey then i will throw a 10-ticket at her.
>>574885932Never regret your trainee pulls. It's the only thing that makes the game worth it.
Oh cool witgod posted-and it’s all Xoguri >end closers are unviable this cm Fuck
>>574885860Ogurin demands more bread
Your local shitposter missclicked the tabI'm here to make sure his hard work doesn't go to waste.
>>574885993/uma/ fomo
>>574885993she kawaii~
>>574885257you want to MLB her so you can borrow other situational cards yes
>Playing the gameThank God for auto, now I'll be jacking off to umas instead of countless hours of manualling this shitty game only to give me shit white and 1 * guts
>>574885461Please answer...
>>574885494o7>>574885729The reign of terror might have started again if it went through, it had to be done.
>>574886072end is garbage from now until Orfevre comes out bwo, the times of spurt saving you are over
>>574885757Im still not convinced racing stam is worth LOOOOOPing for, like if my borrow has it cool, but if my own loop has uma stan, groundwork, the positioning moves and that kinda shit im content
>>574886196Because of her and Nishi
>>574886230You don't have to! that's the best part.Don't look what parents JP tryhards use though, don't read the skills they loop.
when will it be my turn?
>>574886323They were both there for Gemini 2 tho
>>574885757Racing Spirit Stamina does look like it's worth the stamina drain. Risky Business and Full Throttle don't look that good on anything longer than miles
>>574886226I have to use a spark for late surger in addition to all the dirt sparks needed….or I actually use the necessary dirt umas.I will see
Double paizuri from the losers
So how many free rolls will we get on the Tachyon/Light Hello banner exactly?
>>57488649560
The Oka Sho will be conquered by the premiere stallion, BAMBOO MEMORY!!!Not sure why no one is talking about herShe will be a terror on that track
>>574886105You can rape him if you want
>>574886395Probably because of her wit card. Dunno
So you want to race bonus maxxing when doing autobots?
>>574885808short-term faster, long-term slower
I can't wait for her, bros.
>>574886495stolen from /vm/>gacha_free_campaign 24 added>banner 30111 is the tachyon/hello banned>10 free rolls per day from July 22 to Jul 27
>>574886626*triumphant pulse*nyoooooom
>>574885932Rickey rickey! account brickey!
Sorry, Danchou. Grim Dawn's new DLC is coming out today. I won't be able to play GL, but hey auto exists now. :)
did an intern fuck up the sleep deprived % or something? im only getting sleep deprived on rest i already abandoned 3 runs and it doesnt change
>>574886691same
>>574886383Why do you type like that? Obnoxious, we all know what youre implying, and one single white skill will never decide any competitive race, especially when you bring up JP in their modern world of having 20 gold skills and parents with 50x the whites ours have You're not smart, and youre also exhausting to talk to
>>574886643Where does the running away from MANT brings us... back to MANT....
I am pulling... Pulling my dick to Bakushin
>>574886898Bakushin has a sexy body?!
>>574885757I want to stick my cock in her cleavage holy shit
>>574886739*triumphantly pulses your triumphant pulse*ORAAAAAAA!!!
>>574886898Will you get her sport alt?
>>574886693>stolen from /vm/wasn't this posted here? maybe this is what looping really means>>574886839you know you can ignore him the same way you can ignore these skill you don't want in your parents? idk why anons want to have the same parents, parents are personal, you make them to your own taste
>>574886898it's a shame she's the only uma to canonically reject her trainer
Bakushin-Style Bread?!
holy fuck that's a lot of SP
>>574886962The best part is she would probably let you do it if drunk enough (and she likes drinking)
>>574885654She still has the biggest hips in the game even after 5 years.
need that Bamboo Memory summer slut skin like a fish needs tomboy sweat
I'm a lazy fuckwhich umas have high affinity with Tachyon to start the parenting process?
>>574887007>wasn't this posted here? maybe this is what looping really meansnah we dont do this typa thing here
>>574887003yes!
>>574887029yeah we know gold city is broken now
>>574887081Fuku
>>574887071Literal perfect woman.
i dont think tachyon is a good pull or an upgrade to the account
Light Hello is not light headed at all, during her dates she always ends up out drinking the trainer and still sober
Anyone looped this skill already? Seems pretty good for Rickey.
>>574887114wtf is wrong with her arm
>>574887081base affinity doesn't matter that much compared to being able to run every G1, use umas that can run every G1 and go from there
>>574887202She's very good though?
Mile is slop too now?
>>574887114Artist?
>>574887071Super Creek's trainer is so lucky
>>574887269Mile was always slop, no?
>>574887236it's AI lolSaar please
kek thanks autotrain
>>574887269Any race that Xog can run is slop, and it's even worse now that they added the demon loli mare
>>574887236>>574887306Might be ai slop
>>574887269What's the activator? Still 777s?
WHY DOESNT MY INARI JUAN AUTOPLAY EVER GET ABOVE A RANK EVEN IN MANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574887438The end closer downhill recovery
>>574887461Wait for Light Hallo
>>574887419cheater
>>574887461MANT is trash bro, it doesn't have story events so you're missing out on skills
Just realized I could completely get completionist with auto trainer. I've been planning on doing it manually but CM training just wouldn't let me do it.Guess being lazy has its advantages.
yeah i mightve overdone it
>>574886839>we all know what youre implying, and one single white skill will never decide any competitive race, especially when you bring up JP in their modern world of having 20 gold skills and parents with 50x the whites ours haveThat's a nice mindset! a skill has never decided a race. You can skip the whole grind for skills you don't vibe with, what works now works good!
>>574887438after school stroll for the mile CMdoesn't have a backup so it's not very consistent, but it is very strong
>>574887562>Just realized I could completely get completionist with auto trainer. I've been planning on doing it manually but CM training just wouldn't let me do it.Gotta done manunally
>>574887639MOTHERFUCKER
>>574887542but i want dirt hints...
>>574887306https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=nebusoku
>>574887461MANT breaks auto play, it doesn't do rival races and can't use the shop so it's pointless
>>574887162what song is playing in this i need fukucore music
>>574887617Now youre just doing it in purpose
Never have you ever needed more than 600 stamina, stop investing in stamina
>>574887809They really did just decide that MANT must never be ran again.
>>574887381Mile used to be kino
>>574887809wait WHAT AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574886495Yeah at the moment only 60The free rolls are set to finish the same day Teio wit starts, it's possible they loaded old JP data on accident and will extend it, but we don't know that yetFor reference ID 4 is Riko which had 100 pulls, I don't if they loaded it like that initially or if they extended itYou can verify this yourself with https://hakuraku.moe/masterdata?diff=bda2afd9adfc (click gacha_free_campaign, paste end date into https://unixtimestamp.com)gacha_id 30111: https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha/history?server=ja&type=sup&year=2022#30111
>>574887048where is my own giant titty alcoholic milf.....
>>574886839erm your triumphant pulse?>nyoooo that's an inheritracing stam is as strong as pulsing triumphantly
>>574887809>>574887947>>574887975Good thing GL comes out! You all did finish your GP loops...right? Haha.
>the last career I played before switching to auto was my 1000th
>what do we want?dirt skills!!>where do we get them?MANT!!>do you want to run MANT?...
>wake up>learn skills>daily career doneOkay, this is a kino QoL update.
>>574887845I found it last time you asked. It's this remix, I believehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9HY5UC_73c
>>574888000The real alcoholic women do not have giant breasts, and tend to have lots of wrinkles and look like theyre 50
>>574888207non stop paizuri from edo umas
I am baking, give me an image for the OP
>>574888207Mating press Inari One
>>574887029what races are you running to do this? just a shitload of G1s?
>>574888304
>anons making cultivation memes about Ricky>thousands of carats slipping through my fingers as sand Remember this unenlightened junior in the Grand Realm, I must seek penance
Rurururudolf!
>>574887048drunk rape doujinshi from dokuneko noil when
>>574888402>>574888402>>574888402
>>574887976Riko was in the database from 11/06 to 11/16 and had 10x10 pulls (so the last day didn't count as adding more pulls), if Tachyon is in the database from 7/22 to 7/27 that could mean 5x10 pulls. The difference is that Riko ended at 3 UTC while Tachyon ends at 10UTC (when the next banner releases), so maybe that last day is in fact a 6th 10-pull.
>>574888339yeah all G1s including dirt but excluding sprint
>>574888602I saw people saying you could either do 60/40 or 50/50 depending on if you login between new day and the teio banner
>Shitty will be powercrept in 5 hoursIs this true?
>>574887976>>574888602Oh Riko is ID 8, not ID 4, I turned into an american or something and read the date wrong
>>574887162THIS FUCKING VIDEO WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD AT WORK LAST WEEK THE GODDAMN HAPPY GO LUCKY
>>574883213my tongueShe's made for passionate long sessions of kissing.
I can finally do other things now that auto career is here.... Like jacking off. And jacking off. And maybe jacking off