Id releases on September 17?!Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xLBpWBZ1ekJoin the tournament!July 25thNA6pm PT 9pm EThttps://challonge.com/4ab2ktoeEU9:30PM UTChttps://challonge.com/lhl1lln0>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran and a bunch of no good stinky erunes>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>574735046
i luv sheep
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>574890535should have replaced the id trailer with the lowain song
5U
>>574890725I'M GETTING PAID TO DO THISLEAVE ME ALONE
>>574890750yeah! 5U 5U 5U!
>>574890670i really like a lot of the original cast. its a shame the games have absolutely no appeal to me.
>>574890869nice nier
>>574890987
>>574890750thats a neutral skip
>>574891263THAT'S a nice niershe could smile though. and also not be the worst person in all the skies
>>574889959I don't plan on playing tokon but it looks fine, I've seen a lot of people the past couple of days arguing the game "is sauceless", but they say that about every game nowadays, then when asking about sauce they would respond to something like blazblue CF where you need to have esoteric knowledge of every character's way to give you AIDS or MvC3 that literally is a one touch combo slop but it's fine when they do itNeedless to say, no one plays much of either games
>>574891414
>Needless to say, no one plays much of either gamesBUT ENOUGH ABOUT GRANDBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING
>>574891523BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!B-B-B-BBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!BO-BO-BO-... BO!!!BODIEEEEEEEEEEED THAT MOTHERFUCKING FREAAAAAAAAAK HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
>>574891467this nier stinks (derogatory)
>>574891612
>>574891426reading FGC debating games is a waste of time. a net negative there's no "fgc". there's SF6 & the others. and sf6 players are extremely retarded
>>574891414I usually don't like busty Nier.But this one is fine. Very fine.
>>574891601thank you
>yuelredditors got blown up last threadkino
>>574891816
>>574892000wubblyposters are american vietnam veterans?
>>574892402organique ...
>>574892000nice try wubblityoolchan never gives up
>>574892901This is someone's wife
eating Anila's grass
>>574892901failed male
>>574893119No need to announce yourself like that.
>>574893270me (in spirit, I'm much more handsome than that) on the right
>>574892998yes
>in spirit, I'm much more handsome than thatfound the fake rabi poster waxing his balls
>>574890663I actually find this niia kinda cute. I don't know why.
>>574893534nah I fucking hate faggots and troons and the best girl from blight was nyx. tirma was the hottest though
>>574893873>tirma was the hottest thoughyou are my ally
why isn't xewom in the kok
>>574893648This poster likes Asian girls>>574894107Who?
>>574894107busy slimeblasting
orange juice
>>574895224You think you can just come in HERE and say that? The clique will have your head.
>>574895115favorite charlotta mastery tree?
>>574895474the one where she puts her cunny on my face and squirts- xerom
>>574893873For me it's Uula's gremlin-like charms and her big ass Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
I like the big white haired titted foxI like BS more tho
>>574894107doesn't he always not play in the kok
This is the straightest general, we hate the gays here
>>574893534There is nothing wrong with a good waxing.
>>574896847Correct.Now leave, Cag and Sieg players. You are not wanted here. You are gay, weird and unloved.
>>574897010release the 2nd daily character guide you retard
>>574896867Those hairs are what keeps the pee from leaking out of your balls.
>>574897398wowwww you are so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnieeeemain?
>>574897398Don't worry, SHE will take care of it.
>>574893270>Fire at will
>>574898091ewww
Everyone here is loved... except that guy... you know the one
I am that guy...
yes, delete that postrun run and cling to life
>>574897721be nice
mmm lamb
>>574898459>I will never have thisKILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
absolutelywithout a single drop of ironydisgusting
yeah kangaroo meat tastes bad
>>574898821Wasn't bad the last time I had some
>>574898983why did you eat a lobbyanon
>>574899189I have reached a higher plane of Kizzingness.
>>574899189he posted disgusting lard sheep
>>574898782I'm tired of being this wolf pupI'm gonna grow huge and fucking kill all lobbyingtons
lard sheep in my mouth
>>574899335>killif you kill you'll be just like them
>>574899487no. I'll be better than them
if you eat enough lobbyingtons you become Aldrich
>>574899587better start grinding ranked
i have thousand of matches less than you and you still can't get a match on mehow does that work?
>>574900289
niggas be playing fighting games their entire life talmbout i have less matches & i winwhat you mean i'm just playing a reskin of sagat as metera? sheeeieiit
ISHTA WAUZU KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTWREEP THU FOES ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEOF A LOOOVEERRRR
Anila is not fatAnd fat women are evil, so Anila cannot be fat
>>574900101I've been doing it on [joke tournament character] and this shit is so assbut I probably will afterwards I don't actually know any matchups>>574900959he's been singing engrish so long and he still pulls out shit like SWOWWRAY SWOWWRAYand I still love it. my kingdom for masaaki endoh
>>574900959slrp
she's unhateable
GGs Narmbro! Fun set. I liked the adaptation.The fact that I couldn't punish a single spotdodge made me lose my mind at some point though kek
>>574901719It does get really frustrating. the ft2 format and opponent variety are really good at helping you adapt to shit quickly though. basically every good player plays a ton of ranked
>>574903137could barely tell if this was supposed to be bear or shark
>>574903176GGs. I think I just zoned out on defense and it became automatic. I usually make mistakes when I think on it. You still destroyed me in neutral most of the set.
nyes henloshould i main belial or beatrix
>>574904632Belial if you're homosexualBeatrix if you're sexually repressed
>>574904891define sexually repressed
>>574905047You need a hug and are starving for affection and human contact
>>574905103>everyone in the thread is beamain
>>574905103that's not even close to what sexually repressed means...
>>574899487
>>574904350Yeah. Her Genji stance gives her a good range and I like to play around that in neutral. I'm not sure what to do with her Kagura stance so far though. I figured that it was for pressure but I don't get how to extend it or at least make it more oppressive.
BEA TOURNAMENT HERE WE GO
i'm sexually oppressed
絶対 無敵 スパイダーガール
>>574905103I would not choose bea to fulfill these needssuppose I would over fucking belial though jesus christ
>>574905481long nose grubs did this
>>574903176punishing spotdodges is a vile myth>>574904395why didn't he ssba? is he stupid?
>>574905523who would you possibly choose over bea for hugs and affection
>>574905548I learned that Yggy is not a real reversal yesterday
I choose Belial
>>574905506
>>574905541Good Vikala
>>574905665from rising's cast there can be only one
>>574905741belial(female)
>>574905936Why yes.
>>574906081this sandalphone reminded me to rape ferryferry rape
>>574905523I think you guys are being too rude towards herShe's a retard but if she was your friend she would at least give you a hug and feel sorry for you
>>574905403She gets generally better frame data on her Kagura stance. She gets access to the instant safe on block flip, her 236L which can be spaced to stay safe and her great normals mostly leave her safe on block if not outright plus like 2M, and most being faster than Genji. Giving her kit a read up, you can see exactly what each toolset is designed for.
girls would find me attractive if i had a pretty friend like beatrix...
>>574906161I'm not being mean to bea I just don't luv hershe's hot and I like her but simply isn't my favorite
>>574906404You wouldn't fall for her if you two got close?
THE WHOLE IS GREATER THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS, D00DER
>>574906161my penis needs a hug from her vagina
I LOVE Beatrix!and I also LOVE her voice actor Aya Hirano!
>>574905428>leverless bea is a padcuck though
>>574906474What did he mean by this?
>>574906460I mean I probably would because I am probably an easy man if I had to guessbut that's besides the point, she just isn't my first choice
>>574906662emo whinging about muh cursed blood as if it ever does anything or affects him in any way outside of when the plot remembers it once a decade
>>574906636Nyooo.
Bea does NOT pad her chest
>>574907185Nyyyeeeeeessss.
Beatrix the bear is lovingly
playable albacore in season 3
>>574907834sega granblue fishing... when....
>>574905665There's a big sister for this
>>574908349We can all tell it's you making posts like this Narmaya
she's nart maya big sister
>>574905693like you can get hit out of the startup?
Women who love you from the get go are unattractive
>>574906460any woman who would just let me rest my head on her lap, stroke my hair and say>you've had a rough time of it, haven't you?would get immediate access to half my assets
>>574909047yep it loses to meaties
>>574905665
>>574909113she'd be attractive if she looked like this>>574909284>halfthis is why you're single
>>574909468Her voice is annoying
>>574909468I kneel>>574909503Use her dub
>>574909461
*mistimes your meaty for you*yup, it's me. the evil hooknose spirit that lives in your input deviceenjoy your mario party. BITCH
Do you wish to be in a relationship with your main?Or being bros if it's a man
>>574910208Which male grub would be the absolute worst roommate?All the females are fuckable so they'd all have a use.
I'm gonna take my sheep to the old town road she's gonna ride me til she can no more
>>574910208I fear she would be very high maintenance and demanding.Anons said a stacy like her would be a boring fuck and this somehow makes too much sense and the image can't be wished away with the power of wish-fulfillment
>>574910208we're married
>>574910208Yes but I don’t think she’d like me at all
>>574910996your mom loves you
>>574910208Absolutely. I'd have to learn to groom and be the cook, but it'd work out. So much fucking hair though, I'd need a couple vacuums on standby.>>574910539Seox, Belial, Soriz. Seox would be too moody and basically not like you or make small talk, Belial would be a dick and fuck with everything then act all gay about it, Soriz would get the police called too much.As much as we hate him, Lowain is a top tier in being a roommate. He can cook easily, hangs out casually constantly, knows how to party.
>>574901584bwo, Anila is canonically a lazy fuck that likes to snack on sweets and sleep what is the natural conclusion of that...?sheep are also naturally fatty animals
>>574911189thanks ma. sorry I’m such a failure
>>574910208I would be her little slave husband
>eu hours
>>574910208>"hey man wanna get some drinks">sit at the bar without saying a word>maybe a "heh" and momentary knowing eye contact when someone else does something stupid>pay>"alright see you next time man always a pleasure">firm handshake>part ways for the next month and a half until we do it againme and my best friend
>>574911489Vaseraga is actually canon at being a great barfriend to talk too.
Sheep... is something so great
>>574911762Does anyone have the comic in which Zeta and Vaseraga switched bodies?
>>574910208no i hate women
>>574912138https://exhentai.org/g/1401265/0c32cb6a29/
I’m so very lonely
>>574911269>Anila is canonically a lazy fuckyour headcanon isn't canon. in actual canon she exercises daily and is the most diligent of the divine generals when it comes to responsibility not to mention the fact that she's a fighter trained from childhood and practices ceremonial dance
>>574912335I meant the grand blues comic, but okay.
>>574912138https://youtu.be/LLtdxN-Mp34?si=5lHdfhqPfQxa9ycI0:45 secs is the start
>>574912335>>574912662My jizzington...
>>574912458
please go back to being normal and straight even if it's just a farce
>>574912960Me on the right
>>574911272>sorry I’m such a failurethings i say every night before bed
>>574912610Have you played or seen a single game of granblue fantasy versus rising with anila in it
bros I'm still thinking about #2BLMI'm still thinking about how much I hate 2B players
>>574913042is it a crime to be lame and gay?
>>574913292for me it's the naked 2B player with the virtual sex bot on screen
>>574912610Half her interactions in rising are about eating. The other half are about sleeping. She's a sleepy sheep that likes to snack, that's not controversial.She is diligent as the leader of the divine generals, but that's the thing, you CAN be diligent at your job and still be a lazy person.
All players of 2B the Palestinian are cool and heterosexual.
>>574913240have you?
https://www.start.gg/tournament/the-kantour-1-gbvs-world-tour-2-star-event/detailsjoin now. join now. you have 1 hour and 27 minutes left to join. you can crush ryazo's dreams of winning 20 arc world tour points. you can avenge gamera.
>>574913510just say you've never touched the source material instead of pretending you know what you're talking about
>>574912335>once againis this a sequel?
aniwa in exercise clothes fanart when
>>574913630>xewom attendingsorry I won’t. I don’t want to steal precious points from my hero after all ahaha
>>574913304nobut it will be
>>574913849cope dilate sheep etc etc
>>574914689hes about to regret rigging all those kanme brackets
>>574913849>keep pounding
she's putting in the pounds alright
>>574914817i accept your concession
>>574915353Shantae in Rising when?
grubbas can’t stop winninghttps://youtu.be/8cO9OTjk5H0
>>574915445We have a hair fighter at home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRi2qcXG4UGrubs for this feel?
but why
>>574915479>Hey Helios what should I do next >>66H
>>574912335delete this.
>>574913630>>574914689>>574914963send in the rats. we must gatekeep this unc.
>>574916198Zooey the hacker is annoying
>>574916114don’t be xenophobic
Zooey the rock
Dominion Black Dragon
is a good song
is what i would say on truth day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1E4tGlscZw
>>574914689>I don’t want to steal precious points from my heroXerom will drop the league if he doesn't get at least third place at CEO and will become a wagie like Elsa because right now things are looking grim>Source?I work at kanme
>>574917260>I work at kanmewhat about monarch
AH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL is a bad song whenever it's not specifically going AH HEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
>>574917997no you're dumbshut up
>>574917948monarch secretly became a multimillionaire in a blazblue death game
>>574917997holy TRVKE
>>574917997you are my penpal
>>574917948He's doing way better money-wise, he's not so low in the ranking and his character is way more likely to perform at big events so he doesn't feel as pressured when asking for money to the org
>>574913292
#2BLM!
>>574918401>Buying a sex robot and taking pics with itE M B A R R A S S I N G
>na hours
Lob stat?
>>574918597
>>574918597NAgods clear EUsissies any day
...at sucking nigger cocks
>>574918779i look like this
I still remember one dude writing his netorare fantasy in the thread, sounds like something an american would do
>>574919110why was this your first thought
>>574919205WubblyGOD with the TRVKE
nigger cock like Fediel's
wubblyposting is cringe and forced
>>574919248because since NA hours I've been reading nothing but BLM BLM BLM>NOOO BUT IT-it's an excuse to post about it yeah you know what you're doing
>>574918690I need to tak a shower but I want to grub after I have from now until the tournament to get good I'm beyond cookedI'm roasted
do you think women see a hot guy and go damn he's built for TWP (tight white pussy)
Speaking of the tourney, how's your new main coming along, grubbers?Learn your corner-to-corner Katbot combo?
>>574919627i dont think women think
>>574919627>>574919847
so, uh, hey misogyny is really bad actually
>>574920140shut up bitch
women love balding uncs, actually.
women want you to be a tradman alpha chad misogynist dickhead until they think they can gain something by calling you out on it
>niggas with no experience talking about women posting hours
I talk to my mom does that count
>>574920140women should be property
I had 2 girlfriendsIt was nice but too much effort and I'm lazy
saw a cashier woman with a pizza face acid burn and thought to myself "i wonder if she still has high standards"
>>574921348She already has a boyfriend that looks like Belial and earns 5 millions monthly.
the only women I even talk or think about are 2d, personally
no woman has ever found me attractive
I'm gonna namedwop
I will die virgin alone and unloved
>>574922163
>>574922236ok I'm not gonna namedwop
>>574922163do it
>>574923361no I don't want to make sheep sad
>>574922163you won't
>>574919205What was the context?
>have a dream about granblue fantasy versus rising>It had 7F rollback
namedropping is evilmy lobbyingtons aren't evil they're kind and well-behaved
whys he get two
>>574925007suck a few dicks behind the soccer goal and you can get as many as you want
secret lobby tonightYAHOO
mmmmmmmmmmm nyes, today I'll fight the same Zooey all day
>cliqueshitNA hours are the worst thing in existence.
>>574925007maybe if you had the gene you'd get replay vulture attention too
>>574925007personally i think its too much zeta
>>574925007>look inside>he's garbagekekarooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorising is so low level
>>57492517070%, not bad
>>574925170liar, there's two cags in there
nerf zooey
>kanme grub challengeswere these flops? nobody is doing any of these
For anyone that reaches Master, the minimum rank for any other non-Master character is S+.However, as you'll notice, my Zeta is S1.
>>574928347okay...
>all these different people in the tournament>get put against the person I was fighting against in ranked earlier instead, stomped because he already knows all my trickssigh
>>574928695the brackets are rigged
i just want to spectate these dudes in the lobby but shit is broken :')
theres more people in the lobby than the real lobby
>>574928695try not being random
ragger please obliterate this 2b
>>574929716nigga the whole issue is that he was random, he was the type of guy to whiff buttons then get a free counter hit by pressing fM
how do i do the seat tech in 2026
do 2b players have fun
>>574930062blud it means YOU can't whiff punish
>>574930286just have 200 ping
>>574930378ok and when i did... he just kept doing it
>>574930616so... kill him?
>>574929858sorry man, he could use BC
two creatures on the telly
>>574930705idk if you heard but counter hits are more rewarding than whiff punishes, if i have to resort to landing extremely tight whiff punishes i'm losing already
>>574930936what watching
>>574932282https://www.twitch.tv/kanme_esports_studios
thanks for the games zeta/ladiva anon. i'm new but that was super fun
>>574933170>zeta/ladiva anonwe ain't got none of those
>>574933170ggs anon!>>574930784has 2b chain always been bc safe or was this a case of it being slightly too late?
hmmmmmnyes today I will not play rising
>>574933303you will in the future, during s3
Today I learned;>If you draw on the first round, you both get a win>If you draw on the second round, nobody gets a win and you get put into a third round>If you draw on the third round, the game gives up and calls it a draw>No gemmies for anybody
i want ggs tooi want ggs tooi want ggs tooi want ggs toonownownw nowi want ggs tooi want ggs too
>>574934103
>>574934103Can't expect GGs doing things like that
>>574933424it was probably just me not reacting fast enough. Having 0 options in the corner is a much bigger deal
>>574934103>mmm nyes i shall pyull 43 meter out of my ass
>>574933424If you're going to BC it, BC the initial hit. She still comes in after and you can hit her
>>574934237thank you d00dersat least SOMEONE is supportive
>>574934529normal week...
Nyeheheheheheee....
>>574935057Bodied that freak
>>574934361i swear kanme works to give the thread the most heinous brackets possible.>>574934415does this work at all distances or is it not possible when shes relatively close?
>>574934643
>>574935215Oh actually if she's really close, like 5HH into wire or something, it might not. You need time for the BC to complete and get back to neutral before she arrives.
whoever told me video games are supposed to be fun lied
>>574935215>>574935547Alright, so after some testing, that only works pretty much at full screen. But at closer distances where you don't get a punish, the BC will hit her on the way in if you BC the initial wire hit, so you at least get that. I can't find any distance where neither works.Still handy I think. After the full-screen trick you're +4.
>>574936596this character was designed to be hugged
>>574936596this character was designed to hug me
>>574926693If Zoi is so good why is she losing against bottom tier Djeegger?
>>574934103A "seek a rope" is more appropriate than a "ggs"
>MeteraBGsThe games were bad. They weren't fun and I didn't feel outplayed, just that there were U butterflies. You suck, kill yourself.
be mice
Dooders will betray you like the clique orange pal
wait why's 2B in top 8?? I thought she was a mid tier
>pal
>>574938641take your meds
I would rather bea win than ladiva
does anyone have the image of the niers in the padded room?
>>574938913World?
Ilsa killed the game
Meg killed the game, Ilsa showed up to the funeral
>>574942606correct
Today was one of those days where not only everything that can go wrong does, even what should not be able to also does.Must have lost 50 games in a row. Logged out, ordered some food. It was bad, I'm feeling sick now.Rather tiresome.
lobby anon #6 killed the game
>sharts and dies
>>574942990
patch notes?
>>574944017https://2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/news/game-updates/2xko-patch-notes-12-5-july-23-2026/
anybody wanna play?
This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocenceThere's more than meets the eye 'round here, look to the waters of the deepA city of evilThere sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his headSymbolic woman sits on his throne, but hatred strips her and leaves her nakedThe beast and the harlot (oh)She's a dwelling place for demonsShe's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy birdAnd makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kingsFallen now is Babylon the Great
>>574945045I would but I am literally the raped right now. hopefully someone comes
>>574945448I pray you make a full recovery
>>574905693It was at launch, they changed it a while ago
nier gives me the ick
>>574949142
sex with desu while nier watches
>>574934103The butterfly should home on Metera and hit her if she gets hit while it's out.
>>574950790just say you hate all women chud
I- no, WE hate all women
>>574950916But I luv sheep
>>574951292Still sore huh
gran is cooldjeeta is lame
now all my grubbas can be employed
>>574952362i wish djeeta would stand over me like that, then get down, grab my neck and strangle me until i pass out
1800 gems yesterday, GM today lel
>>574952871I want Djeeta to kill me
I want djeeta to grow her hair out long
>someone gets gm by beating me then takes 50 more gemspretty much feels like getting raped
>>574953648EVERY giurl should have long hair
>>574953851TRUEI am appointing you as my first ally
B-but I like the bob cut...
Lowain is fucking LoLAME
the only bad things a woman can do is get fat, put on glasses, or cake on too much fake up
i like glasses
>>574955545>glasses>bad
we posting retarded shit?
glasses are bad
same
>>574955634All the time
How about girls that are fat and wear glasses?
>>574954921The bobcut is for concealing her power levelwhen jita goes super blueian, her hair should get super long
>>574955769don't forget the makeup
I like girls with short hair and long futa schlongs
Anila would be 10x hotter with a washboard chest
Arakune for season 3
>>574955664is it gay to fuck cog
>>574958897She eats this
>>574958986I also eat Meg’s ass
my lobby crush hasn’t responded to me bros…
>>574962682Sorry I was busy talking to another lobby anon.
>>574962719I thought I was special
>>574963435It's not you, it's me.
>>574964573he's getting desperate huh?
>>574964573Based yuri-chad.
I will not hold your throwI will not take your throwI will get combod for 90% of my health bar but im not taking a throwYoure gonna gamble my defensive options the same way i gamble your throwI aint taking itEnjoy a super or a dpEnjoy a mashI dont care if you got me figured out nerd_emojiI will hit you with that low when you try to shimmyIm gonna instant jump overhead you and die myselfGo aheadTry to steal my crystalsYou wont steal your sanity back after i jumpscare your ass
>>574965432>I will get combod for 90% of my health bar but im not taking a throwok, thanks for making it easy for meget owned i guess
>>574964573I'm guessing the 2XKO money dried up
>>574964573Granblue Fantasyâ„¢ Versus: Rising?
These things for season 3
>>574971215Mmmmmmnyo, you'll get a burly, sweaty, hairy man
>>574971310Finally, a good character
>>574971310Geisenborger is cool so I don't mind if we'll get him. We won't. Even if there's another evoker it's going to be the French faggot or the shota
>>574971526To this day, I cannot imagine draph x draph sex happening.
>>574971640They have tiny dicks like gorillas.
>>574971947That's what humancells tell themselves.
>>574971640Draph women are very stretchy and need you to be rough with them.
>>574972247That's the head canon I can get behind.
Unironically the best thread in a year. What happened?
nevermind, "he" ruined it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMEa8sXcawAstonishing how her ammo mechanic basically does not matter.Delicious Galleon
>>574978243Yeah they fucked up letting her reload all nine shots at once, especially so quickly at just 38 total frames.That shit should only reload 3 at most, and take as long as EX Djeeta's 57 frames to get three blades.
>>574971526Finally, a same-race pairing.
>>574978243How would one rebalance it? Either make it harder to get or make it almost useless without it? I feel that GBVSR just has little place adding in these tacked on 'mechanics' because the games simple enough as is.
>>574981398Make reload slower so she always gives up her turn to use it.
rejoignez le tournoi
>>574945059boomer
PC TURNS ON ON ITS OWNAUDIO RENDERER ERROREVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
>>574984305amd-anon…
That The Circle video thats in all of your reccomendeds going from 20 to 4000 views in a day continues to prove me right that the fighting game content that gets views is never actually talking about or playing fighting games themselves, and that glazing strive prints views
>>574983784sorry eufriend i'll be busy that day
>>574985058I like that Djeeta.
>watch reaction vid to Blade's character guide>Blade uses 2H>guy goes "THAT'S SIEGFRIED'S 2H"GBVSR is loved and wanted
Arcsys should sue Marvel over this Blade guy how much more of a ripoff of Nago could you make
>>574985869My dude...
>>574985869don't worry bro I smiled quietly to myselfthank you for improving my morning
>>574983784I ordered a fox with my "join the tournament" post. Who did I get my order mixed up with?
1 day after release, Avatar Legends: The Fighting Game has hit its all-time peak of 1000 players
>>574986207
>>574986090join the tournament
>>574986207what are you talking about, you worthless waste of space?
>>574985480or it‘s nago‘s 2Hor one of five similar looking blazblue 2Hs
>>574988660Granblue is better than all of these
>>574988719lmao
>>574989142we walked so avatar could run
>>574989142That's pretty goodUnless they completely fuck it up, that's probably going to be 1k+ daily players even a year from nowHappy for them
>>574986090join your EU tournament
>>574989262dont make number assumptions bwo
>>574989142we finna boutta gon' die...
>>574989603Invincible is tranny trash thoughAvatar was a good series for GODlennials and 1v1s are more attractive than shitty made tag kusos
>>574989603uhhh excuse me sir but my street fighter tokon doomposter discord commando told me to tell you to delete this because it doesn't align with the DSG narrative
This happens to me all the goddamn time and I have no idea why.
>>574989826bigger penis hitbox
Chibi?
no, supersize
>over 11k nowfuuuarkkkkkkk
Honestly at this point I'm 100% convinced there's no one who likes fighting games left playing Granblue and just Granblue stockholm syndrome bitches that will never play anything else so it will never drop below 400 players
some day all these doomer bitches will doom themselves out of life and I can't fucking wait
>>574992204It took you this long?Every single post in this thread is "Yeah this game is dogshit but I'd never touch ANY other fighting game in my fucking life so I'm stuck here"
hopecucks going nuts today i see
>>574992204rising is the refuge for posers who can’t do a dp motion
>>574992204I like fighting games. This general is just the place I'm most active because I've already ingratiated myself. I'm always down to play other fighters. Granblue does have the unique niche of being so simple that when I come back from other games, I'm not deficient in being able to play it at relatively the same level I was when I left.Most posters here unfortunately will never actually ask for games and instead either hang out in lobby waiting for someone to show, play on ranked or just thread post. If you wanted to play, either this game or another, you could just ask.
>>574992204>no one who likes fighting games left playing Granblue and just Granblue stockholm syndrome bitches that will never play anything elseyou just described me
>>574993038When I run up dp or dp on minus it's the most fluid thing in the world but using it in any other situation is fucking impossible
>>574992204There is no other fighting games like GBVSR currently. I genuinely love it, even if I hate 66L.Maybe Tokon will be similar. I heard it was like Grub but with tag assists. If only that game wasn't so expensive.
>>574994072>If only that game wasn't so expensive.I plan to buy it from external sites, you can find it at 45 buckos
>>574994138Yeah, I'll consider it if I like the open beta.
happy birthday anon from 7 days ago
i work on my birthday...
I haven't celebrated my birthday for almost 20 years
>>574995647want me to get you some werther's originals grandpa?
>>574995795No I want you to inject AIDS straight through my veins while smashing my head with a hammer while repeatedly telling me to get cancer and kill myself
>>574995975that's some good self loathing to start the morning
bugchaser anons...
>>574992204All the fighting games I liked before are dead...I like Rising...
>>574992204I play fighting games with blue in the name and also soul calibur sometimes
>>574989603huh, beat me to it.I saw this yesterday and could only think "this is what an actual failure/flop/dead game looks like">>574989142as for avatar, I don't think it'll share DNF or IVS' fate. they just slightly beat our peak by 562 players. I can only assume avatar was made on a shoestring budget and that's good profit so glad for them. but I'm still interested to see how this game will fare in the long run with the ultra autismo gameplay the last thing to note is I imagine this game will be 99% US 1% other regions
>>574992204I like idol showdownthey need to add my naughty wife to the game though https://youtu.be/-wTcWA-E_pc?t=33
Any anons wanna game in a bit? EU
>>574998762you dont like idol showdownyou like fat italian cat titsbe honest
>>574999057I like both. But fat Italian cat tits and pussy https://youtube.com/shorts/ew-YwYfAhyM do take precedence.
if you like vtubers I think less of you even if you're a sleepies counter
we got pagbros in here too??
you'd never watch a vtuber if they didn't have a vagina
Stuffhttps://x.com/gbvs_esports/status/2080326469268492787
>>574999057I don't like idolI like prostitutes
>HURRR YOU'D NEVER PLAY GBVSR IF IT WAS JUST NIGGERS AND THEY JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AND ATE SHITwow thanks for the contribution retard, you're sooo smart
>>574999036Did someone show up?If not I can play in the room for a bit.
>>575000505I'll hop on now
Vtuber watchers folks
Why do browns and seamonkeys love vtumors so much?
why are vbrownies so sensitive kek
>>575000542Alright, room's open.PW is gbvsg as usual.
>>575000824>>575000850>>575000557Holy MELTY
>>575000050I'm pretty sure Vedal is my most watched vtuber of all time although he IS a femboy that gets supplexed by military grade catgirls so...
>>575000908thought you were joining lobby, coming to the room now
time for some vpagger rageyou're not the pathetic sack who said vtumors saved your life, are you? lmfao
>>575001147>seething because he's a depressed fuck who never felt happiness and joykekw
>>575000269that's cool that there is a certain emphasis on online events
>>575000968you wouldn't watch vedal if his chatgpt bot wasn't an anime girl
>I was gonna kill myself (because I feel happiness and joy clearly)......... but then I discovered vtrooners and now I donate my entire life savings to my queen pekochan or whoever the fuckyou can't be real lmao
I tire of the samefagging hours and manufactured shitflinging
imagine the dividesus if you invested that money instead of findomming it to a png
>>575001606don’t worry we can tell. the fag’s posts are very easy to discern.
>>575001485if I had wings, I'd be an angelif Vedal wasn't there and it was just neuro I wouldn't watch so no, it's the opposite
pagpagbros... we're getting made fun of...
>>575001606That retard is 80% of the reason why I keep doing this, he literally gets triggered by everything. Vtubers, monkeyposting, EU vs NA, GM badges, Vikala, dub vs sub, balance discussion, literally everything will trigger him and I'm all for it.And yes, ISSA, I recognize his posting style every time because he speaks like a retarded gay nigger zoomer.
lil bro thinks the entire thread is him and 1 other person
>he gets triggered by ONE guyKAPOOOOW
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2080126001913442619/photo/1
How many of you actually still play?
>>575001827
>>575002021if I pick Bea will I be as good as coco
>everyone that disagrees with me ISSA SAME GUYlmao, go watch your ewhore some more to dial back your schizo tendencies
nierggers are like maybe 20% better than vtumor niggersat least they're worthy of a thematic slur and not just hate
i love u guys
>>575002135I haven't played since Meg's release
>other posters: "wtf vtubers/monkey sucks" and stop replying>retard: constantly replies no stop even when I stop>"WTF YOU CANT RECOGNIZE ME HOW IS IT POSSIBLE"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So you admit that everyone hates everything you post
>>575002135Me everyday
>>575001827Most obvious fake Nierposter since Niergods hate vtrooners. Nice try but kill yourself.
it was called sorcerous stabber orphen but he never stabbed any sorcerers
I'll take my vindication that monkeyposting is forced, inorganic and one guy samefagging, thank you
>>575002518its more than one guy
>>575002224you just exposed and owned yourself and now everyone is laughing at youplease continue embarrassing yourself
>>575002404He was ai just on my love
>>575002693scrolling through my old 2000s bookmarks and finding that song again is what inspired this memory.
>>575002135I'm currently busy being a Relinkton. Pondering if I should porn up my Scamchang with a couple mods.
>>574997683apparently this shit launched without lobby spectating so how is anyone going to stream an online tournament?
rev up those friers, cause i am sure hor-
>>574989603Wait, what the fuck this is some DnF shit, I remember this game being shilled as all get out not that long ago what happened
>>575003416>onion croppeddisgusting
>second to last boss is waterNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I USE FYIRE TYPES
>>575003475>what happenedit was quite vincible
>>575003475If Diaphone tells you a game is good, run away from it
If Diaphone tells you a game is good, he was probably payed a couple thousand dollars to do so
>>575003813diaphone says literally every single fg is good
>>575003813Diaphone would have no qualm spreading his cheeks live on stream if you give him enough money and viewbots for it, and he's pretty honest about being a turbo slut why anyone would take his words for anything, I will never understand
>>575003316remains to be seen probably work in overdrive to deliver a lobby/spectate hotfix
I like Diaphone because he's handsome.
>immediate massive drops in players when Avatar releasedits over
>>575002135I boot it up about once a week for a couple of games
>>575005595everybody actually left to play DragonSword
>>575005731I was joking. I meant everyone left for GODworld
Avatar will die in two weeks top, no one likes comboslop and the game is half-baked
>>575005871>no one likes comboslop and the game is half-bakedGBVSR is still going after 2 years, though.
>>575005871thank you, trickal poster
>gachashit good>vtubers bad
>>575006230You are playing a game based on a gachashit.
>>575002518>>575002630I haven't posted here in a week, so any monkeys posted in the meantime has been by some other dude. And I monkeypost quite a bit at times.
>>575006304>fertilizer is bad because it comes from shit I shouldn't use it
>Apples and fertilizer
>>575006358>I haven't posted here in a weekkeep it that way but make it a few months or soi have absolute confidence you make zero positive contributions to the thread
Enjoying cute 2D girls is otaku cultureSimping for females merely pretending behind an avatar is lame and gay
>>575006358Good post>>575006504Post that only a tranny that gets laughed at the entire thread would make
pagkun is still going, wow
>>574985273rape-begging figure>>574971215I hate that Granblue has become a furry game, that they decided to introduce several new "regular mortals" to the mix in order to have even more excuses to not release any new draphs (or harvins) and making the world unironically much less unique with migration issues to boot.
>pagkun is still going, wowYeah, here: >>575006645
>>575006608this is a nice example of what im talking about, samefag-kunit's just like the people who use the unlocker and are insufferable cunts
>>575006838>randomly bitching about the unlocker nowWow, add it to the list!
>>575006504Incredible post
>>575007041 (Me)Sorry meant >>575006358
>>575006608 (Me)>>575006838 (Me)Keep up the good fight!
GGs Vikalanon.That wall of rat is hard to get past. Thanks for the games, I'm improving my Narm slowly.
this thread sucks
>>575007256GGs!I have no idea how to deal with her mid-air ult flip...Hope you get that golden golshi with her.
I helped the guy using the ´patcher fix his game after he couldnt play fr weeks and he didnt even thank me
>>575007523you shouldn't help people and then pretend gratitude from them little narcissistic bitch
>>575007650Ratfag is a known narcissist
>retarded faggot "AVATAR = PERSON" replying to meEwwwwww
>>575007523I was going to then you posted about it
>>575007523nigger
>>575007523unironically your feelings are justified
>>575007523dont worry bropeople will hate you for that but then why they wonder why this thread constantly attracts vtuberGODS making fun of every retard in the thread
>>575007256>>575007497>>575007523holy fucking samefagnobody plays this game, next time be more believable
>>575005871this game's ezmode combos are longer than the most optimized timewaster combos in avatar though
Avatar is the better gameTokon and GBVSR trannies slurp my anus
>>575008336me, myself and monkeyposters
issa one simian
>>575007650someone helps me, I thank them. I help someone, I would at least hope they'd thank me for it. i'm not asking for monetary or sexual compensation, just basic courtesy. sometimes even to know if they managed to fix their issue at all. I don't think that's unreasonable to ask for. if i could take things further for a moment, i can't see myself living a world where i tell my kids ''when someone helps you, don't thank them. they aren't owed anything''perhaps it would be narcissistic if i only did it because i expected something in return, but that is not the case. thanking me or not, i will continue to help as i can.if i help someone and they deceive and take advantage of me, i won't let that stop me from helping other people.
tokon is going to body our freak ass
Who wanna lobby fight or should I go goon but mentally while running on my treadmill?
>>575009320im in the process of baking 5 large boxes of red lobster cheddar bay biscuits. sorry.
>>575009461(this is code for pooping)
>>575009296the whack-ass character gimmicks are going to filter the fuck out of casuals and L>L>L>L for 50% is going to filter everyone else
>>575009169I was joking don't worry. He was rude.
>>575009320NA?i got raped yesterdaywill you body my freak ass again?
>>575009169That's entirely on you. Sounds like you didn't help him due to having a kind heart. You just want him to fellate you and engage in some sort of a gratitude scheme.
>>575006598SheepGODS only ever post truth nukes when they aren't being delusional hopecucks.
>>575009461That sounds tasty but I am on a diet of rice, chicken, and water.>>575009707Yes. I will run 30 simulations in parallel on your play-style before I clobber you.
>>575009762black hands typed this
>oh anon, you are such a scrub for always just mashing cH after you successfully blocked a DP>do the super cool cH cH for extra damage, the voices in my head say>actually, the DP and the cH pus the opponent so far away that the second hit is a fH>realize that I need another special for fH to start the superdupercool maximum damage combo>don't even know what I'm pressing, since nothing comes out>die instead
>>575009762Pic related SCARES you.
>>575006598Otakus love seiyuus.
>>575009798joining the lobby in a bitif anyone comes before me ill let them play
>>575009968>do the super cool cH cH for extra damage, the voices in my head say>it was a U DP
>they put spare body in tokonit's over
>>575010539character??
>>575009929>>575009975Did you quote the wrong post? Obviously I always return the cart. But I'll spit on the face of people who expect me to grovel at their feet and make blame-filled self pity posts on basket weaving forums. The poster made it evident that he simply wants his ego stroked. It has nothing to do with him helping the guy. What a sad existence.
>>575010595
>>575010764this is my new main
>>575009798are you the lottaim here
>>575010792>swaps to a homo larping as a girl to a clankerwhere did your life go wrong
>>575010969I was born wrong
Vikala’s anus was built to be raped
https://litter.catbox.moe/pchump.png
>>575011479
>>575011479vikala is actually made for burying in the sand at the beach and ditching in a haunted house
>>575012074no that’s nier
burying vikala in the sand at the beach and doing the thing where you give her sand covering huge honkers and the sand was magic sand and when she digs herself out the huge honkers are real
>>575012310That's a thing?!
>>575012527big boobie sand burial is a common anime girl beach activity but I haven't ever actually seen the magic sand part I just made it up
>>575012962> haven't ever actually seen the magic sand part I just made it up
>>575012962become a mangaka
ggs greenlotta
>>575013883ggs homie
>>575013183sorry bro>>575013572art is fucking hard man it would take me too long to get anything out
something just dawned on me while playing versusiaversusiabut as a lizard>Look, singularity. I've turned myself into a lizard. I'm Lizardsusia
>>575014225
Does anybody want to play? I don’t.
>>575014407No
>>575014407Hell no.
>>575014225a nierposter thinks this poster is funny as fuck and remains in the thread just for him
>>575014810i dont like nierposters so i will be taking one for the team and leaving if it means theyll leave too
>>575014810The Nierposter? Me.>>575015060I won't leave so stay.
>>575015060based
>>575009975My main would return the cart.
>>575015195Who wouldn't return the cart?
>>575015253zooey, she's black
>>575015253My main.
>>575015253me. by leaving the cart i create a job.
>>575015253Bubs and Versusia would destroy the cart
Retail workers are my slavesI know this because I've worked fast food
>>575015253bubs, belials, nier, lucilius, sandalphon, djeeta, 2B, cagliostro, metera, seox, vira, zetapercival may or may not return the cart depending on whether that particular cart is beneath himversusia would return the cart if she is out shopping with gran but would not return the cart if she's out on her owneveryone else would return the cart unconditionally
strop treating versusia as some highschool girlshe's the quintessence of destruction
>>575016894seox and nier would return the cartthe thread's version of nier would push the cart into traffic
>>575017032>strop
>>575016894Zeta, Seox, Djeeta, Metera, especially Sandalphon and even Nier would return the cart.
>>575017168yes I made a mistakemistakes happensee: your mombitch
>>575017045"desu return the cart" isn't nier returning the cart
>>575017032>quintessence
>strop
slop game
>>575017770but enough about GBVSR
minor spelling mistakes are basically just sharting and dying. you can't come back from it. it's just over. your /gbvsg/ posting career is finished
Aheeeem.Versusia would destroy the cart, Bubs would take the cart home.
good thing i can continue posting as if nothing happenednyehehehehe
>>575018005GBVSRloreSCHOLAR please SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE oh my omnisentient DEITY
>>575018005kek
>>575018005wow they're both niggers
>return the cart discussion
>>575018087you think we won't know it's you? that green soriz stink is all over you
>>575018279returning the cart is a waste of energy. by leaving the cart you create less entropy by allowing one person to return multiple carts at once.the real test of a persons moral fibre is if they will return multiple carts given the chance.
>>575018279You are a cartget returned
my mom is not a nigger
>>575018005WHY DID YOU HAVE BOTH OF THEM
>>575017841That's actually a /gbfg/ meme improted here. Probably imported from somewhere else to /gbfg/, of course.>improted
>>575018620what ya mean
>>575018632...no? I just made a mistakeyour shitty tranny general is more irrelevant than GBVSR
>>575018632list of askers:
Population of asker-town: 0
I asked.t. person that does not exist
>>575018279euros literally don't matter lmao
>>575015339Zooey would probably name the cart and then break down when she has to return it
>>575019192No she wouldn't you just think it would be cute for a girl to do this
Zoi, however...
>>575019280someone post the grandblues comic i need to body this freak
>>575019280>he lacks critical Zoinformation
>Grand Blues is canon when I want it to be
>>575019468WAIT, WHAT?! WHEN DID THEY MASSACRED GRANDBLUES WITH LOCALIZATION
>>575018723The fuck are you talkinga bout? That syle geentexting a post with a typo you found in it, in a show of disregarging the post due to the mistake absolutely comes from /gbfg/ lol. That shit was rampant there about five or so years ago, if not more, and has only relatively recently been imported here. You really think that this place isn't rampant with crossposters?
>>575019468Surfy ;_;
>>575019468B-but... That's not Syrn...
>>575019692the fuck did you just say retard? *punches you* huh? *pins you to the fucking ground* the fuck you want retard? *beats the shit out of you* anything else to say retard? *masturbates and cums on you* retard
desu...
>>575018401i dont know why i got namedropped but i currently smell like the ocean after going to the beach this morning.
>>575019927You can't actually do something that to a person through 4chan. It probably felt pretty good to write that out though.
niers make minor smelling mistakes
Suwwfyyy....SUUWWWWFAAYYY....
>>575020043you remain unnamedroppable to this day
>>575020073it felt good because I giggled like a retard for a bit not because I was actually angry
>>575020043do you own a beach too? you opulent fuckalso join the tournament with ladiva
>>575020154I audibly snickered twice in quick succession
>>575020205Nice. I didn't claim that you were.
>>575020154i sniggered hehe
fuck's going on
I remember when fumos were not lame and trans, at least now we have nierplush posting, doesn't matter if it's only itt
>>575020398>fumos are trans because trannies like themtrannies also breathe air btw
>>575020397
>>575020464NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575020597why the FUCK is she black
I hate it that trannies made cutting your dick off lame and gay, I don't want to be associated with those freaks
>>575020647Preach it Cagsis
>>575020645Why aren't you black?If you were smart, you would do the same.
>>575020647>self harm = enjoying a plushielung cancer deserving faggot
>>575020647eunichbro…
>>575020647eunuchbros...
im back my heterosexual allieswhat is going o-
>>575020967Zoi would never!
>>575020967this is my kink
>>575020967Zooey would not say that.
What is the most nonchalant character in this game?
>>575020645She's not? She's clearly brown. Excrement colored, even.
>>575020967>Turned it gay and weird again award
>>575020967>not peeny
>>575021078>excrement coloredit's called chocolate. it's the same color of my skin. stop calling it that
I am on a shitpost rampage today holy shit
>>575021152Alright, I'll switch to "feces".
>>575021152okay poopy
Brown people are the color of shitBlack people are the color of chocolateLearn the difference
My shitpost power is increasingI'm under 50 different layers of irony now, I'm not sure what's real and what's not anymore. I don't know what my real opinion is anymore. It's just chaos
you are poop unless you are xerom then i must be nice
joining the lobby. straight cool normal guys only, I will not play you if you are not straight cool and normal
>>575020464that's why we should be killing them on the streets, how fucking dare they
Take the earnesty and sincerity pill.
>>575021482>entire lobby disappearsnice going faglord
*armors through your shitposts*I don't.care.
if you can beat me in Granblue Fantasy Versus... Rising, the party masher then you're rightif I win then you're wrong and stupid and you smell and you're lame, gay, nigger, jew, jew, jew, jew. and most importantly you're not my ally and you never were my friend and yuel the fox is annoying
>>575021115
>>575021482sorry i am just not feeling it after someone linked that doujin of vaseraga being genderswapped. only an evil female mind could have created such a horrible thing.
>I'm not gay!Yet 50% of your DNA belongs to a man.
>>575019665What do you mean? Since like year 3 or something.
>>575021152Zooey please let me have sex with you>>575021704This anon came in bad faith to genderswapped Vaseraga and is now feeling tired.
>>575021805I had a single mom so wrong
>>575021862Granblue has unironically too many blondes.
>>575019665We all just missed the dumbest nigga in the entire thread hiding in plain sight
>>575021698I want Peni to play with my penis
Nice, I have a whole week to lab Narmaya for the tournament>Time gets swallowed by some cosmic force>Check calendar, it's already thursday>I have not booted the game all weekIt KEEPS HAPPENING
>>575021698I impregnated this
If you think about it, when you were sperm, you were inside of another man
>he's entering the tournamentcringe
>>575022216And they say sperms "fight" with each other but in reality they have gay sex with each other and the last standing gets to fertilize the egg
>>575021906well guess you cant have the gene if youre missing the other half...
Can I play my main if I never golshi'd in the tournament?Do I need to pick up a new character?Sorry, I don't remember the details from TO wall of funny-text.
>>575022216inside of another man, covered in his semen
>>575022131why is this shit all neet garbageno nigga you dont need to make a 3d model you need to get a job, get a girlfriend and have kids
>have kids>no more free timeyou're not falling for this scam right?
>>575022323you just need to play one of the characters that have never podium'dor don't, but anyone picking different characters will probably be ostacized as the lamest and gayest of them alland look at this thread. you wouldn't want to be more gay and lame than this
>>575021862I meant there's some changes in the jokes like in that comic, before the steam launch she named it Syrnn, not "Surfy"
>Dr. Lindsay Doe claims up to 40% of sperm are specialized to kill opposing sperm that may reach and fertilize an egg first.
....worthless faggots
>>575022368boomer ahh larpI already know you've barely accomplished shit if you tout this garbage ad nauseam
i want to cum inside another mani am straight
>>575022323play whoever you want anon
>>575022368having kids is fucking gay
>>575022323You may play anyone except 2B
>>575022508that's a woman>>575022515okay>picks cag
Imagine having kids when there's a 50% chance to be stuck raising another manImagine having kids when if you have a daughter you're just grooming her to be fucked and impregnated by another man
>>575022508das a female
>>575022368retard
>>575022042Why? Blonde hair (and blue eyes) are beautiful.>>575022487Oh, okay. I though you might be referring to something like that instead. I haven't kept up with the translations. A bit weird if they've gone back and modified some of them again.
>>575022612Can I play 2P?
>>575022697CHILD TUMMYUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
things non pedophiles say
>>575022704No.
things my hero say
Io lust hours?
>my hero>my ally>my friendwho are these people
>>575022871I can't hear inside that bag.
>>575022646good taste
>>575022912
>>575021560there really is nobody joining what the fug brosfine jeez I'll play ranked>>575021704was the art hot at least
>>575022871i can't breathe
>>575022912I'm not into her, I prefer big titted draphs. But the scene in Relink where she tells you she's going to buy cosmetics to look prettier and like a woman is literally pedo bait. Like the scene that would've made the most sense after that would be a prostitution doujinshi where she pleases a fat bad ojisan
>>575021704>vaseraga being genderswappedPOST
>>575023131be quiet for several days
>>575023078its right there just replace the x with a ->>574912335i thought the facial expressions on zeta were nice.
>>575023265she's pedo bait coded and everyone who likes her is a pedo
>>575023326he said be quiet
>>575023131>>575023326Continue to post dailyYou are my ally
>this entire thread
Tikoh is better than Io.
>>575023561Pizza is better than cake.
>>575023078>there really is nobody joining what the fug bros... you were actually expecting people to join with that post? it sounded more like you were just shitposting than actually inviting someone
>>575022912I bet it would be really fun to pick her up and hug her tight.
>>575023661Pizza is healthier than cake who only toddlers enjoy so yes.
thoughts on surface tension?
>>575023764fucked up how rats can fall from a 12 story building and be perfectly fine
*fyart*
>>575023808post the webm
Cake?I wonder if the cakefag that bakes relink threads is our cakefag
>>575023878you can't just say that
>>575023764It's pretty cool
>>575023873
>>575023970now THIS is character design
>>575023673little of column A, little of column B>>575023970I haven't made any relink threads but I am a cake enjoyer
>>575024017not this one, the one where the rat flies down from a building while being chasedalso why is youtube full of videos like these
>hooked on Palworld for the last two weeks>come back>see this shitshowGrubbas...This will also be the first and last Palworld post I make
lolinigger try to keep your porn to yourself challenge level: impossible
>>575023878>>575023973siegfried is so lucky...
>>575023878>>575023973Sara is fine too
>>575024195sandalphon is so lucky
everyone but gran is so lucky
good thread my heterosexual tomodachi
holy fuck I am dogshit but today I am DOGSHIT what is happening
Skelly whores tire me.Post the lard sheep.
Baking.
>>575024339Io is begging to have children pumped into her womb by exposing her navel like that
>>575024136>shillet>shillbolt>no pal death>4 pals in partyThis is like some kind of trailer demo footage, there's no way you actually play like this
>>575022973its all a samefag by goyworms
>>575009968>actually, the DP and the cH pus the opponent so far away that the second hit is a fHCould be worse. I had multiple times where it pushed the opponent too far to hit cH but too close to do a fH so I just combo cH into a whiffed cH.
>>575024625save us from the pedos, bakerman
what is a goyworm
>>575024765shut the fuck up samefag
>>575024765us
>>575024195https://youtu.be/U2xtdLnPdiY&t=72
um...
>>575024981sluts like vikala exist to get knocked up
>animalpedo meltywhat happened this time? is he just "trolling" again lmao
>>575025120>>575025120>>575025120
damn he's REALLY triggered holy
>>575022487>before the steam launch Mmmmm no, I read it like 5 years ago and it was "surfy" already, you may have read a fan translation.
