The Strongest and Cutest edition.Newest Hero: Jubilation Lee>The Explosive Firecracker | Character Reveal Trailerhttps://youtu.be/1VFYRhpIASM [Embed]▶NEWS>Discord event:https://nitter.space/MarvelRivals/status/2075596049557672011>Jeff the dinosaur skin:https://nitter.space/MarvelRivals/status/2077407842915729594>Season 9: Dev Vision Vol. 19https://youtu.be/9vTxxm0Tv2g [Embed]>Season 9 Battle Pass: Deaths on the Nile | Official Trailerhttps://youtu.be/SN0XIR89pSQ [Embed]>Season 9 Roadmaphttps://x.com/MarvelRivals/status/2074874914775928877/photo/1▶SCHEDULE>Season 9 - OUT NOW!>Death of Apocalypse Event - July 10>The Resurrection of the Horsemen Event - July 10>Van Dyne Couture Event - July 17>New Map: Thebes - July 24>New PVE Mode: Path to Doomsday - July 31>Season 9.5 - August 7▶SEASON 8.5 EVENTS>Pop & Win Cross-Pool Promo Event: June 18 - July 16>Krakoan Reels Event: June 18 - July 30>Summer Snapshot photo mode: June 18 - July 30>Tandem Tides Invite Friends Event: June 18 - July 30▶RESOURCES & INFORMATION>Latest Content Patch Noteshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/>Latest Balance Patch Noteshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/balancepost/>Announcementshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/announcements/>Official Hero Statisticshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/>Wikihttps://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Previously on /mrg/: >>574791575
I play Luna Snow and Luna Sparks exclusively because I have AGP.
Gooning to Venom
What should I do with my 3k shitcoins?
>mfw calm and frighteningly serene
I can't get kills with black cat in comp, so I'm only playing quickplay
i yell out BBC torpedo like i'm dale wilson when i hit em with the BP dash
>>574902525wait for the new spider-man skin
>open marvel rivals>select solar squirrel girl>play vs ai>get mvp>fap to the mvp screen>close rivalspic unrelated
>>574902879i dont play spidercuck
>>574902540>"I-i-is that worship of a benevolent deity who helps its followers?!?!?!?""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL IT!!!!!!"
>>574902910based chubby chaser
Aside from playing Strange/Venom, how do I go about getting an Asian support gf in this game? Where's a good place to start?
>>574902104
Sex with Thor
>>574903092Probably like gold rank maybe platLook for girls wanting to get carried by a strong manly tank main
>>574903092go to the beach and groom some children
I played Jubilee for 10 hours before realizing you're supposed to shoot your own orbs
>>574902969you should
>>574903246i played the game for months before realizing it should be on an SSD
>>574903150
SO IF I PLAY YOUR GAME, THERE IS NO FOMO COSMETICS IS WHAT YOURE SAYINGIF THIS IS TRUE ILL DOWNLOAD RIGHT NOWDO NOT LIE TO MEDO THEY ALL COME BACK
>>574903408This bitch thunderously bootyblasted a billion bronze players
>>574903429they come back... eventually... at some point... maybe.
>>574902104What would an MCU Elsa look like?
She's sorry, /mrg/. Wanda deserves forgiveness. She already suffered enough. Stop being fucking petty bigots already! You were the ones who pushed her in the first place!
>>574903721Idris Elba
>>574903429>DO THEY ALL COME BACKThe best selling ones do in those 616 events once a year, but it seems like you get two chances max, since magik’s winter skin didn’t rerelease this time around
Finally a new thread. That last one smelled like curry and diarrhea.
>>574903596no one is entitled to get mvp
>>574903429>ALLthere were a couple skins for the alpha and beta that won’t be coming back I think
>>574903979unless you're black widow apparently
thanks doc
>>574903785>forgivenessShe can have my pity, this hag is after me 24/7 on spidey otp account
>>574904069She pegs Khonshu nightly, btw.
>>574903429technically everything gets rerun but unless you plan on playing this shit for years, you might as well treat limited time releases as permanent FOMOpsylocke's racer skin still hasn't been rerun
I play dive exclusively because I do not have AGP
>>574903785all i can see when i see that pic is that meme from south park where that naked guy is lying on a carpet in front of a fireplace
Still the best couple in the game.
>>574902104holy based, elsa is the cutest girl in the roster
>>574904354Why is MJ dressing up like Chink Fist?
>>574903785How foids act:1. Pretends to be sorry (sorry she got caught)2. Demands forgiveness immediately3. Claims she already suffered the consequences of her actions more than enough already4. Paints the other party as unreasonable when it wasn't actually a big deal in the first place5. Shifts the blame onto the other party to get rid of her accountability 6. Now she's the victum
Yo new teamups
>>574904746What was her name, anon?
Here's the Thing.
>the Blade took Jubilee from Logan>the Blade took Black Cat from Peter>the Blade took Susan from ReedWhat the hell is his problem?
>>574196162Next year for sure, I can feel it!
Not enough yuri in these threads lately
>>574904905There's his Big Rocky Cock? They gave Maggy a BKC; they should give one to the Thing too!
>>574904354iron fist is for the streets
>>574904354But that isn't me and Venom
>>574904243Based. My favorite thing is knocking some sissy in the back of the head with a shield.
>>574903228Too fatI will die when he rolls over me in bed
every single match is 1-3-2 and i'm so sick and tired of it most of the time the third dps isn't even good they're dogshit
>>574905242Iron Fist is the plaything of BWC!
What if blade has been good all along and its just the people who play him suck?
For punisher to be fun they need to replace his shitty zip line with a barrel roll, and then let him double jump after he smoke bombs himself to let him take high ground. The maybe we could finally nerf his shitty OP shotgun just a little bit.
>>574904354I don't know why porn artists pair Spidey with Iron Fist instead of Johnny
Waiting for Piotr and his steel cawk
>>574905183Troon ship, at least post Illyana with Kitty or Dani.
>>574905498Fem and gay/bi artists slut out Peter with everyone on the roster.
>>574905183/mrg/ is gay country.
>>574905395somehow i get more balanced comps in quickplay
>>574902104Why does her skin also look kind of orange?
>>574905474That was the case shortly after release but not, he’s back to being complete ass
>>574905348That sounds ideal
>>574903721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEtQZ4xa9Q
We need actual male heterosexuality in this thread, not yaoi or yutri-troons.
>>574905849My face, his throne.
>>574905915Fuck off furfaggot
>>574905553It's gonna be his Ultimate Universe version with his husband, Northstar, btw.
>>574905915Picking one of the worst beasts is a move
>I RELEASE THE PANTIES POWER
>ok ill check out rivals>watch the comp stream on rn>every character is just skating around and aiming projectiles that all look the same for 3 minutes>no one dies>they all pop ults togetherthese games are like aim lab games with 4 random abilities to do 30% more damage but no one dies until they have ults
All the BWC belongs to Storm!
>>574905886Was this supposed to make me subscribe to Disney+
>>574906159That's how overwatch was. Anything that isn't a fighting game is boring as shit in the pro scene. League esports at least has a pick every now and then.
>>574905915I'm sorry to say but the only character I lust for more than Venom is Beast so whenever he getd added to the game my lustposting will include him, this is the only warning this thread gets.
We need to discuss MagnetoHe's broken, and you should permban him
>>574906568>This was typed by punishers chud hands
>>574906568Balanced out by being boring as fuck and no one wanting to play him
>>574906159this is why this trinity bullshit suckshealers should never be this strong ever
>>574906690You must be in shitlo. He's in every game in high elo
>>574906550Can't wait
>>574906835I'm in gm 3
I'm Iron Man?
Cat wife and her wife and their idiot husband
>>574907052So you are being retarded on purpose
>>574907036I need him in the game like you wouldn't believe and he better be a support or tank so my lineup isn't so dps favoured. He's so cool.
>>574905915>pulls in bitches from all corners of the universe How does he do it?
This naughty 'lil vamp right here? Yeah, she built for the Blade.
>playing healer w/cloak as other healer>enemy constantly triple diving us with hulk/venom/iron fist>dps wont swap to fight them>cloak tells me to swap blaming me for dying while he's in a block of ice not healing mei hate retards
>>574907437Wolverine, but he's not stinky, dumb, and he's tall enough. Plus, post-sex cuddles will feel great!
>>574907494>5'3
>>574907541>conspicuously leaves out the character he was playingI can guarantee you were playing Luna or Jubilee and not understanding why you were struggling to survive against dive
>>574907541just go ultron?
yuriGAWDS run the planethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
>>574907950you can play any support and you wont survive that while your other healer is unable to heal you
>>574907424Yeah I hope he's a tanky type of strategist but no matter the role im getting him to champ asap
who has the worst ult line in the game and why is it rogue?
>>574908005Strange wouldn't act like that and nobody likes luna
>>574908042fox is best anti dive, faggot
>>574908042if you're so sure then why dont you post the match and what you were playing nigga?He's probably right, you were probably playing Luna against dive slop and you got your shit shoved in even harder because of it.
>>574908426magik likes luna because magik fucks everything
>>574908447yeah and scarlet witch can hit spiderman easier, great tip.
Jubilee is so boring and unlikable that I don't even wanna ship her with any girlsAnd I'll ship anything so long as it involves cute girls
>>574908612except luna
>>574908587>cant name a support that can survive 1v3 divekeep it up champ
just had a nigger rage quit an easy winnable game. this game sucks
>>574908370He better have a fun kit too.. though to be fair I feel a lot of the post release characters have some fun kits, I'm not very hard to please. Cyclops for example is really simple but I enjoy him a lot. That is to say I'm not worried, I'm sure he'll be a lot of fun when he eventually gets in.
>>574908416Daredevil and it's not close. To this day I cringe when I hear that stupid ass shit
When will we get a MALE redhead again?
>>574908798Still waiting for the match results to see what you were playing and doing the entire time
How to fix blade:1) Increase his shot gun projectiles from 11 back to 12. 11 is a weird uneven number. What the fuck was wrong with 12?2) Increase his shotgun rate of fire to help him compete with other poke characters.3) Change his block so that every first projectile that strikes it is a guaranteed block. So it’s less of a parry and more of a first hit is a block and the rest is damage resist.4) Give the sword dash it’s slow again while keeping the anti-heal, and then for the shotgun dash we make it interrupt and apply bleeding. This will make the two distinct while also making him stick to people like glue again.
>>574909245>>574908416I envision him unzipping his pants when he ultsAnyway the actually answer is cyclops because he’s so lazy. Wolverine already yells plus they really couldn’t think of a cooler line for the guy who literally names all his other moves?
>>574907612Barbed penis
every time i see some "fix" for a character or a system in the game, i always know that the poster is a faggot
>>574909116Thats why i rage bait the enemy. I prefer sorry x your y isnt very helpful
>>574908416it's Cyclops and Wolverine.
>>574908416Definitely jubilee
>>574909360Red maleheads don't exist
>>574909610>How to fix blade>Make him a gay bottom
>>574909238And he will be used in a lot of animations
How to fix anon:1) you can’t. The Jews took half his dick at birth. So sad.
Venom only fucks big-booty white bitches!
>>574906270true>>574905574all yuriships are troonships
If I was allowed to rework every character I could have fixed this game.
>>574909824>Cyclops actor can't deliver the OPTIC BLAST line >Wolverine can't do the berserker barrage or TORNADO CLAW >Psylocke has the right voice but we don't the the PSI BLADE I would fucking pay money for a Marvel Capcom voice lines pack I would play spiderman if I could swap his voice to say MAXIMUM SPIDER
Do you remember the best ship?I rember
>>574909582the other healer afked in spawn after round one, theres nothing to see unless you want to be like AHAHAHA OTHER HEALER DIDNT DIE AS MUCH GOTCHA.
Apparently Claggers is a slur for CnD players :/
if you hide your name/profile, you're gayif you can get banned out, you're shit at the game
I am convinced the Blade poster is a support main (trans).
>>574909896He better be. If he isn't I'll be very disappointed. Great pic though, I'll have to play more Punisher tonight.
>>574910083Give me your Spider Man rework
>>574825423>no rule 63 blobyns….
>>574908640>overwatch regaining players>Jobilee was a failure>no one knows who the fuck The Hood even isthis game is dying real soon
I hate gays. What’s wrong with women you disgusting fags?
>>574910272so are you just dropping white fox for jubes now?
Why's she looking at him like that...?
>>574910471it's a fetish for them
>>574910471You'll live.
>>574910550she finds the player behind the jeff to be irresistible, those who enjoy his whimsy are true players
>>574910471Nigga have you SEEN a vagina? Goddamn eldritch beings incarnate, the whole lot of them
>>574910550Wondering if Sharkdogs have blood.
>>574910550bitches love the shark
Women are yucky and crazy.
>>574910659that is true, but being a sodomite is worse
>>574910471Men have muscles, penis and nice voices. Women have none of that, simple as.
>>574910550you just know
>>574910193Theres a difference between making things worse and trying to work around your team, and it just sounds like you went full fagmode and forced luna.
if mutants want to be treated normally why don't they just stop using their powers of instant rape and murder to instantly rape and murder people?
>>574910740>he doesn't clean his assGot something to say to the class, Anon? BTW, frotting, hotdogging, and mutual masturbation is much more common than anal.
>>574910860>still cant come up with a support that can survive 1v3ah yes should've gone adam for the burst heal
>>574910867What was that? Our peaceful island nation just erased a Central American nation
>>574910867That and Marvel copped out by making all humans infected by a fungal virus that hates mutants.
>>574909735>I envision him unzipping his pants when he ultskek
>>574910334More speedo punisher is always good
>>574910740why do you always bible roleplay and talk about salt pillars and sodomites when you've never been to church in your life?
>>574908005IIRC one of those singers went on to become an aggressively vocal homophobe.
>>574910130yeah, I remember
>>574911036ultronwhite foxjust post the match results already
>>574910479Don't worry 'bout the cum-i-hoe. She still gettin' it.But Jubilee's a vamp, meanin' she got an insatiable appetite, the kind that only another vamp like the Blade can satisfy. 'Course, she fine and sexy as hell too, so the Blade don't exactly mind givin' that hoe the stake either.
>>574909360such as?
I'm thinking of one tricking Big Shot Tony
>>574911164You're right. The only thing that would be better is Venom in one, would it be redundant because he's already naked? Yeah, but seeing a guy with a nice bulge in somethin' skimpy like a speedo is hot. The same thing applies to some footwear too.
>>574911629retard
I'm thinking of one tricking Big Wheel
>>574911818nobody would care
>>574910867>wanting me to deny who I am as a person by not murdering and raping to my hearts contentYou got a little scale model of Auschwitz sitting by your keyboard, ya goddamn Nazi?! HMMM?!?!?
>>574909806i was looking at their recent history and the rage quitter really left cause someone else on the team took his bucky, and he wasn't even that bad with him. fags that play this game are too autistic.
>>574911260why do i need to follow organized religion to follow the bible?
>>574909360Never hopefully
>>574912094Because then you're just a dipshit with a book. If you attend church then you're an *offical* dipshit with a book, at the very least. Credentials matter in our modern world, son
>>574912446the bible came first, not the church
>>574911805Well him in a speedo means the ability of giving him a fat bulge
>>574912446and credentials only matter to retards
>>574912521The Gospels were first written down decades after Jesus was dead. Until that point it was entirely an oral tradition that his followers used to tell the story
Reminder to all /pol/faggots to please kill yourself at your earliest convenience
>>574912930now you're just trolling, that doesnt follow what i said
>>574913009i dont need to go to /pol/ to believe in the bible, retard
>>574912637See, you get it. I want to see Venom with a big bulge!
>>574913009You don't belong here
>>574913083Where do Jews gather to worship, anon?
>>574913639the synagogue
>>574909360white boys are so hot wow…
there will be a teaser (more summer skins?) in 2 days
>hulk dies once and swaps to... phoenix???
>>574910328he’s south asian so that checks out >>574909987edward dicks down all women so that’s not accurate
>>574914006gg, no heals
>>574914006people get weird about dying at all>FUCK I DIED ONCE>that means the supports are shit and I'm going to have to win the game BY MYSELF>againlike I'll have a guy throw a bitch fit because he died a total of 2 times the entire game
>>574914006Nah Fats said Hulk was cheeks this season and he's the best tank player in the worldHe was right to swap
>>574909871… So he’s already fixed?? Because Thor already digs up in that chocolate…
crazy how it's always the guy that banned strange at fault when we're losing the gamelike that would help, and enemy team can portal and we cant, right?
>>574914216>>that means the supports are shit and I'm going to have to win the game BY MYSELFi mean...
>>574910457>>574908640Definitely one of their biggest blunders in recent memory. Her design is whatever but man her voice and dialogue is just irredeemably bad.>>574910767They have two of those. Or at least they can.
>>574913720And is a synagogue considered a church?
If I die first team fight I'm instantly going Jeff
>>574914936technically no, but enough of your goalpost moving
>>574914238I wish he would just die of a heart attack already.
>>574911349Thats awesome. I’m gonna support them from now on and purchase all their music.
how to into deadpool?
>>574915326press H and pick anyone else
>>574910867funny how you can remove the “instant” and “powers” part of this post and it also applies to certain irl groups
BEHOLD, DUCKCHILD
>>574915752i'd fuck that duck
>>574914958holy based
>>574915752But really why are 80% of ult lines unintelligible
>>574914006so? Whats the issue? You don't need to die multiple times to know if somethings not gonna work
>>574912446Don’t post my wife in this shithole
Damn dino is fun as fuck with the machine guns i've been missing out
Rockets cute tiny acorns.
>>574913323I want to see Venom step on me
>C2>queue match>OAA playersamazing matchmaking
>>574916863Get in line, I'm first.
>>574916507Your kit is absolute shit, Wade
>>574916118ESL game
ZAMN!
>>574917101Which means the Beast line is empty, I win
>>574918095I've been tricked.. you win this time.
>>574904834Proof?
>>574904905Sit on me
>>574903228Id be a Thorfag if he looked like that.
>teammate does bad on round 1>teammates tell him to play third tank>hover 4 champion tanks in the selection menu before round 2 starts>obviously sees that i can play tank>still locks in tank instead of going support and letting me fill>does baddont you just love these people?
>BloodHunt updateTime to perfect your gear anon
>>574919716I look forward to these systems in the next PvE mode but I've already extracted all the fun I can get from Dracula And The Gang Take Manhattan
>Rocketfag is also a Roadhog faggotColored me shocked.
that magik/hood team-up is so fucking strong!
>>574920092Sounds based to me.
>>574920092Roadhog chads are blessed
>I'm telling you, I'm not a racist! It's just a word. How can I be racist from saying a word? It just means black!
>>574920092I already flat out said that ages ago.
>>574920463Though Im confused why this thread is the one that made him realize that when nobody mentioned Roadhog.
should you not play hulk against poke teams
>>574919960But new blue unit rewards anon!
second time this has happened this season
>>574920402This man has a sassy and high-strung Latina mistress with twenty children.
>>574922176this nigga on rocket now what a fruity faggot
>>574920216>>574920313>>574920463>>574920879Proved to me furry queers have horrible taste.
>>574922376Roadhog cute
>>574922257
>>574922376Sex with Winston too
>>574922602Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqlLjeM0l_4
>>574922602Winston is actually handsome, unlike king fatass.
>>574922484>>574922602Incredibly based, a shame they're trapped in Overwatch. I'll never play it again.
>Overtroons' game is so dead they had to sneak in herelol
>>574922257He canonically cries himself to sleep when his work husband chooses their girlfriend instead of him
Getting a good look, anon?
>>574920402>Well how the hell was i supposed to know it's pretty much legal now, much less that you cant call it "Jazz Grass" anymore?!
>>574922681Both at once.
>peni otp who called his team niggers in VC got permanently bannedHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>574923885Had someone VC say shut up nigger at me and he instantly left the game, Im still curious if they detected it and booted him.
>>574923885fake
>Blade LARP-ing as a hetnoid studBruh, we all knows that you likin' the choco bruthas the most.
>>574922793At least we have the smut
>finally do well as black cat>realize two matches later they were probably botswere they? They do have 2-2-2 and the two word capitalized names...
why are there so many gross barafags in this general
>>574922257>>574920402This is true>>574923050This is slander
>>574925939Don't confuse fatfags and furfags with Bara-Chads. We're not the same.
The Jeff deadpool team up doesn't even show up on statistics tracking sites. Is it really that bad? I thought the chatter mechanic would be pretty useful against divers. Also the cooldown is 5 seconds lower.
>>574924884Indeed.
reed buffs soon? his abilities do no dmg and are slow/clunky on top of that
>>574926501buff manly men having manly fun
>>574917057c1 is OAA anon...
what the fuck happened capbros
>>574923885you can only get permabanned for cheating in this game
Girls
>>574927159How am I supposed to focus on the game now with his cock on display?
>>574926501Slap it like a drum
>>574927827yeah the thor teamup is genuinely useless if you already know how to manage the manual shield throws
>>574927827even the bucky teamup and regen health was not worth getting -100hp slashed, that really fucked his survivability
>>574927159Thing and peni have never been more annoying than this season, and it the damage overall feels higher in general. Playing cap and venom feels much more difficult
I DID IT REDDIT
>>574926476Ok good. Maybe they dont do bot matches for higher ranked players, I'm like diamond
>"Marvel Rivals has too much CC!!!!!" post>look inside>it's another Venom or Hulk player blindly jumping into an entire team that has all their cooldowns up for no reasonWhy is this so common?Why is it always Venom or Hulk players?
>>574928735elboyhaters...its time to reel it in...
I play Iron Man and if I die 1 time to spiderman I swap to Namor
>>574929017Do you think Tony upgraded his dick
>>574928712>peni>thing>bucky>elsa>cnd>luna
>>574928735nice photoshop
>>574923207imagine being the blade and getting to fuck this woman any time you wantthe blade is so lucky bros
>>574928953Because they are retarded gorilla niggers. If skilled, Venom and Hulk are the strongest tanks right now.
Did they buff Hulk? I come back after not playing for a few months and I see this green fuck in every lobby. He feels like he does more damage.
>>574928953>Why is this so common?Venom/Hulk are designed around baiting those cooldowns and initiate the fight. They are just overstaying their welcome or fucking up the timing of the engagement. Messing up is a lot more in your face when playing them, compared to a mag slowly hovering in main, not creating any dynamic changes
how rare is it to win jackpot on the first 50 cost pull?
>>574928735el ente.....
you have roll percentages listed in game retard
>>574929886like 5%?I got white fucks on the first one and lady loki on the thirdand the new jeff the dino on the second
I like all Marvel Rivals girls equally, but something about Jubilee really gets my penis hard.
winter 2027!
>>574929886
>>574929886Bought this fuckass skin and I don't even like LokiI hate the Chinese
>>574929170It is such a fucked comp, and the elsa dino trap feeds perfectly into the chain CCs. It is so boring
>>574930339keep spending, gweilo
>>574930224Year of Carnage!
>>574930494I wonder what percentage Marvel(americans) get from this game?Really when I'm spending im helping the mutts it's their capeshit
>>574930470i think i've procced tenacty only like once or twice as a tank since it came out
i think it's time for her next legendary
>>574930753Good question. It’s a question they’re guarding the answer to very closely for some reason.
>>574930191The face she makes when the blade pulls out his thick, veiny 12 incher and presses it to her womb
>>574930191You say this every time they add a new girl.
New map tomorrow! (If you guys forgot)
YOOO WE GOT CYCLOPS AND HE WILL BE FOLLOWED BY............................. jubilee and the whood
>>574931517Well I was trying to forgetThanks a lot, anon
>>574931486?who are you
>>574929303
>>574931590>YOOO WE GOT CYCLOPSNobody reacted this way
>>574903397why
>>574931635The resident 40 year old balding troon who gets people to add him on disc to groom.
>>574931625Always a pleasure
>>574904892>>574904746kek
SoonDid you visit your local LCS store today?
>>574931650wrong name
>>574930669based on this year's lineup, i'm only expecting like 3 or 4 A-listers a year from now on. i would not be upset if Carnage and Captain Marvel were both next year.i will never forgive Sony for how they treated Carnage in his one movie appearence.
>>574931650>4 hours on cloakdisgraceful
why tf are there 3 man and duo queues in my comp, faggot ass game.
>>574932194i had to change itbecause someone threatened to throw my matches the day before yesterday, plus there's too much stigma in these ranks rn
>>574929886I want to impregnate lady loki
>>574931517I love maps!I never learn corners and sideways, only straight ahead!
>>574931752I did
>get SVP in very close domination match that went to overtime with 3 rounds>next match I join as a substitute with 30 seconds left and my team having not even having captured the first point>congrats, now you have a bot matchI hate this shit so fucking much I swear to god.
>>574932348
>>574931897You're next
>>574932958I lost 5 games in a row todayNo bot match
>>574932958I quit QP because of this.
>>574932342>t.
bucky has always been the most fraud faggot DPS character in the game they always have names like "snowbunnylover"
>>574933908replace bucky with namor and you'd be spot on
>>574934029>20% aim>MVPYep, that's me.
>>574928735it's dumb that 99.93% isn't eternity
>>574911641what is gall enclave
Simon Storm is cute!
>>574935862spider-men only
>>574934474A place where the Blade's girls wait and prepare for their turn to get the stake.
>>574936436Built for watching kaiju movies with Peni Parker
Team bitching and moaning to switch jeff because "no support ult" when it literally leaves a healing zone behind. Yes it's a bit weaker than a normal healing ult but that's without counting the fact that he can swallow enemies and jump off the map.
>>574931897We have multiple of those though>>574935862Now I wanna see Rhea Richards
>>574936676How many you kill per swallow? It should be at least three else you're wasting your ult.
>>574936197You know Blade has Pucho and his Latin Soul Brothers on the stereo in the crib.
>>574935862Why does he act gay if he's still married to a woman?I swear, people do gender swaps with such half-assed effort. No straight dude is wearing that fit on the left.
>>574937267I ask you to look at Captain America's swimsuit skin
Why is Jubilee so fucking loud compared to the rest?
>>574937267Gay how? Feminine straight men exist, nigga.
>>574937352COVER YOUR EARSJUBILEE IS HERE
i'm at 46 points in diamond 2 but im too scared to play comp,,,,,,,,
Starfire collab when?
>>574937352You think that's loud? You should hear that hoe when she'd gettin' carved up by the Blade.
Any hints of him on the new map
>>574937708Its ok, she cheated on him with Bruce before aborting the fetus.
>>574932075built for Parker spiderlings to swell in her belly
is my main nigger juggernaut gonna be in the game.
>>574936436>>574931486>>574929425For Edward>>574932657>>574930191>>574923207For Logan
>>574938087Juggernaut is white
>>574938351why does he act black then
>>574938351nigger isn't a color nigger
>>574938351he's an ethnic white
>>574937997No
>>574932075Built for impregnating Spider-Woman with her big symbiote cock
>>574938338>For Logandid he fuck her in the comics too
Anyone else think it's weird that the Symbiotic Surface map just ends?There's no hole or anything that the ooze goes into the map just kinda stops
>>574936436non-red lipstick and blunt bangs should be illegal they make my dick too hard
rework black cat
>>574939743I just learned her finally no please
>new team ups have been out for weeks>people still don't know Rocket's acorns heal them>Black Panther comes back for heals>shoot acorns all around him>he just stands there and waits for me to heal him normallyFuck I hate summer
>>574940035BP players only have the exact amount of braincells required to remember their combos, no space left for anything else
>>574939609chinks are lazy and made it with ai
lollmao
are there any vanguard players that does educational videos that i should awtch
>Jubilee stop DPSing Healbotting doesn't win games, you stupid DPSnigga.
>>574940534>throwing someone off the map with a basic ability from narniadive is...le weak
>>574940665TrqstMe
>strategist>strategy is to hold R2
>>574940982>strategist>strategy is to hold M1
Hawkeye>need to focus aim or don't do any damage>need to aim projectiles with an arc so you need actual aiming ability>zero sustainability >limited escape options>ult that needs to be baby sat by a healerTroongik>high damage with no charge aside from a projectile that's 50 feet wide so it's impossible to miss>zero aiming skill required>more sustainability than any tank in the game>i-frame portals and demon to aid retreat>huge range despite being melee>ult enhances everything she doeshow do these two characters exist in the same game
>>574941536the better question is why did they make like 4 other dumber gayer versions of magik
>ping flanking tank by himself>starts chasing me around>ping him again and look over to my team, they're just taking pot shots at the enemy a mile away>if any of them take off their neck brace for a split second to look around we'd get a free kill on one of their vanguards>ping him again as I finally die after playing keep away for a solid 30 seconds>"dude why'd you let him walk up to you like that"I have no words
>>574940714Is it less fair than a Hela two tapping you across the map with no risk involved? A long Spidey pull takes more mechanical skill, and it's a risky play because you can waste your most valuable cooldown. Also, if the C&D didn't fuck up she could have faded back to the ledge.
>>574942421>Is it less fair than a Hela two tapping you across the map with no risk involved?Yeah, playing sightlines is an order of magnitude more fair than spideraids flying and deleting you regardless of LOS or positioning other than "dared to exist near the control point."
>>574942643>regardless of LOS or positioningSpidey hook goes through walls? Shit I didn't know that.
>>574940982Learning to use the ricochet to its full potential requires some thought. But mostly you play Rocket to be comfy in the backlines and heal from afar.BRB is also insane value and some seasons it is game changing to have that crutch available for your retard team mates that literally cannot conceptualize the value of their own life to the team fight
>>574942840I forgot spiderniggers are illiterate and even if they could read are unwilling to make a single good faith post so there's no point in ever talking to one.
>>574942840It pulls through walls and around obstacles all the time, any burdenman player could tell you that
>>574942209We're in a no-peel meta currently because of summer. I'm sorry anon but this shit isn't going to get better until the kids are back in school. They just want to hold W+LMB and see their eliminations go up. Absolutely nothing else matters. They don't care about how many times they die, they don't care that without healers in the fight they will lose, they don't care that this is a team game.>>574942840Well it does inexplicable go through Cloak and Scarlet Witch's invulnerability, sooooo...
Peeling as Bucky takes a million times more game awareness and skill than a spiderman hitting their preprogrammed macro on cooldown and sharting away if they miss.
This game would improve instantly if Namor was removed. He's not even a good anti dive he's just a fucking no skill faggot.
>>574943234Be less obvious
>>574943234>miss all my shots and die to some other dps>swap to namor and win for free with my three turrets i drop in any 1v1
>>574943234Thanks for the bronze meta update bud
>>574941536Man I like how Magik is borderline under the radar overpowered but the newer dive characters are just 2x more cancer inducing that hardly anyone notices her outside console nigs.
>>574943234>itt:spideytears
Play Cap.
>>574944030Lets see you play both
>>574944159So you have no idea what you're talking about but just wanted to chimp out for no reason
>>574944072>peni>thing>bucky>elsa>cnd>luna
Who are the most annoying characters in the game currently? Not necessarily the best just the most annoying to have to deal with?What I'm thinking:>Venom>Mr. Fantastic>Blade>Peni>Spider-Man>NamorMaybe BP as well.
>>574944538>i know what im talking about i just never played the game and i never willJust shut up retard you're so embarrassing. Post your gameplay or kill yourself.
>>574944072its actually over
>>574944072yes sir...
>>574944776the face kills it for me, othewise great art
>>574944920No gameplay?
>>574945001So when she inevitably has the Blade's baby, is the kid going to be 3/4's vampire?
If I win one more match I'll be in top 500wish me luck
delete blade from the game! annoying mosquito
>>574945001>no pubesThank God
>>574945319You're saying Bucky takes skill btw
>>574945458It's not like you would know, you've never even tried him.
What specific mental illness is it to try and argue with someone about a character you admit you've never played?
>>574945342Poor taste. Peeking pubes are god tier goon fuel.
phoenix force scott next half season!!!
>>574944675Penis own this game
>>574945883kys
>>574946215>she is completely overpowered if you are goodYou could easily disprove that with hard stats though since you can just look at the eternity rankings. Unless you have a totally ethereal idea of what "good" means in which case nothing you say matters.
>enemy team has a leaver and surrenders in round 2>my entire team begins to spam "ezzzz" and other trash talk in chatonly in EU
Black cat's ass is too big
>>574946123Beta response.
>>574945141proof
>>574943043>Spider-Man is a burden>but also broken and unfairmake up your mind
>>574946747Those don't contradict eachother at all.
>>574940345probably unironically the case sadly>>574945342finally someone with taste and humanity around here
>>574946918Were you having a manic episode when you did this?
Yeah EU servers are currently unplayable right now if you were wondering
I just abandoned a game for the first time today because my score was so awful looking compared to everyone elses.
>>574946659For y'all lil' Timmy's out there? Fa show, but Black Cat ain't here for y'all. That hoe built for the Blade, and he handlin' each and every inch of that ass.
>>574947292I leave probably half of my games during summer. I'm not staying here for 10 mins while literal toddlers run around with negative k/ds
>>574947319>tfw you spent so long being "ironic" you forget how to talk like a human being
I like her tits in this outfit
>>574947610See I thought you were making a lighthearted low effort joke with that edit but it seems like you were actually mad as fuck for some reason and made it to make a point nobody understands.
Spider-Man is the most honest character
>>574948118I mean you do sound mad
>>574948221Repeating back what you get told also makes you sound mad btw
>queue match>female support>lose horribly because she cant hit anything and it shooting teammates on mantis instead of waiting for leafs like a 5 year old pressing all the keys on a keyboard
I'm glad we all agree spiderburden takes no actual skill and everyone who defends his kit has the same quality of opinions as a cnd, luna or blade player.
>>574948528No one in this game takes skill
>>574948803Playing against braindead "huehueheue i dlet u" characters like BP and Spiderman does take skill, playing as them doesn't.
>>574947096Last time I did that I got an 8 hour ban.
>>574948390>queue match>arab nameNeed I say more?
Out of all the divers in this game, I think BP is the only bullshit one, because you don't have time to react.
this game was actually getting so good when they nerfed support ult charge and then they turned this game back into ultslop a day after season 9
>>574949289Unless you're playing one of like 5 characters you can't really react to Spider-Man either. Also Black Cat is the actual worst one if she's actually getting to do what she wants to since you quite literally can't do anything until after she starts her combo where you have maybe 0.1 seconds to do anything. Pretty much as close as you can get to playing against Spy in rivals which is pretty fucking gay in a 6v6 game instead of something with like 16+ players on each side.
All dive hate is rooted in low-elo play and game sense and thus should not be taken seriously.
>>574948221These are words, we read them. Not sure what you're hearing Mr. Frowny Face.
>>574946215>she is completely overpowered if you are good
>>574949758>All dive hate is rooted in low-elo play and game sense and thus should not be taken seriously.I'm celestial every season and I think BP is the most broken character in the game
>>574949289you haven't fought a good black cat then
cap is the most honest diver
FLOWER POWER! :3FEEL THE HEAL! :3SHAKE IT UP! :3WE ARE UNDEFEATABLE! :3
The only time I've ever alt+f4'd a game is because I just kept getting deleted by black cat and nobody would even attempt to turn around. At least with bitch panther i can make my positioning awkward for him. Black Cat is genuinely the worst designed character in the game and completely unsalvageable. "Rework" isn't even the right word. she should have a completely different kit that doesn't resemble her current one at all.
List of fraud characters that deserve no respect>Namor>Cucky>Elsa>BP>Spider-Man>Magik
>>574951196?
>>574951417can you link the post someone brought up sounds?
How come you guys give retards free (You)s?
>>574949520Every character can react to spiderman
>>574937349>cap is a married straight manCalm down Peggy Carter
>>574951658Are you ESL? That post is clearly not talking about literal sounds.
>>574947096maybe dont play at kebab hours
Gay sex with Venom
>>574951818>>574951417You're throwing a tantrum in public for no rason.
>>574951815and eventually Beast
>>574951972Norwood 4 at best lol.
>>574952434Me under the desk but not pictured.
elsa is the hardest dps to play in the game on console
>>574952434love me some beast
>>574938678yes>>574948901nope it speaks for itself
had a good time getting Magik up to lord, but these first few placement matches tell me its time to give up on her. Fuck Iron Man, fuck Jubilee, fuck Thing
>>574931881why what? be more specific, retard
I love the mods in this game
>>574954297>no pubesFAGGOT
>>574952947Not the original Anon you were sperging at baldy.
>>574949758i hate dive because faggots that refuse to take the L and swap off the character when they're doing bad play itthis are most of the dps players, but divetards are the worst because they're the most easily countered
i'm feeling kinda down. can you guys post my fav character to cheer me up? they're the best character in the game, so it should be easy to figure out who it is
>>574954495
>>574954297
>>574954297>>574954569Okay, I like Jubilee now.
As long as I play this gameBlack Cat and Black Widow are not allowed in my lobbies.I will ban both of them.
>>574953336Doing what
>>574955037forgot elsa
>hd texture any reasons to keep it on?
>>574955084If I can yes but I will always make it a point to ban out Black Cat, Black Widow, and Gambit.Hela, Daredevil, and Elsa are lower priority bans this time around.
>>574955037same, but for strange
I finally reached lord on jubilee and I can now officially say that she is fucking useless in high elo. but I will continue to force her anyway.
BLADE IS BEATING WOLVERINE
>>574955042Pressing my face against his bulge while he steps on my cock of course, what else would I be doing?
>Jubilee can actually outdamage and out survive some of the dpsI'm still waiting for the day when people will go 3 healers with jubilee as the dps hybrid.
>>574956278hes pretty much mvc3s wesker equivalent at this point i know people will give me some gay bullshit like hes some GG anime fighter like character but hes just fuckin wesker with a sword
>>574956998i've had a game where people went flank adam and jubit was cancer
>>574956278blade isn't some b-lister and it's always a big deal when he's in a video game so this makes senseyou retards getting worked into not liking him by some guy trolling you with the most basic bbc bait imaginable doesnt change that
>>574956278MvC fans have been wanting Blade in a fighting game for over 20 years now. He’s a bigger deal in Tokon than Wolvie is.
>>574956747Correct answer
>>574956278giving blade the Muramasa is perfect for the niggas that play fighting games because they are all weebs too
>>574957507Now if only Mag had a hairy chest with that skin ingame..
>>574956998I like standing inside my orb thing and knowing the DPS tickling me is seething about how broken Jubilee is
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Storm's rain > hitscan lightning
>>574958362this made my day worse
>if punisher sits in the backline with his healers, he is undivable, as his shotgun will 2 tap any dps>there is also not a single tank in the game that can survive his shotgun, so pressing into the frontline is not an option>flyers are also taken off the menuThis one hero deletes half the literal roster, i have no answer for him
>>574958503just ban him if you find him annoyingi do that with strange because portal is gay
>>574958440Is it cuz he'll never be real?
i ban punisher, hela and blade because they're all really fucking gay to play against
i bet none of you faggots would be this mentally ill if you never came into contact with the internet
>>574910471>What’s wrong with womenThe primordial question
>>574958683Or you'd just be mentally ill somewhere else.
>>574957945and his feet were out
>>574958729i never said they wouldnt be mentally ill
>>574910471Do you guys even like women? You talk about them as if they're not good for anything but looking at.
when will rivals mag play like tokon's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6caXwwXbjk
>>574904243but i have AGP and i play dive
>>574958568My friends are retarded and ban things that are easily dealt with
uhm, i have this made up mental illness, so please pay me attention
I added a filter for "file.png" and it works like a charm. Never see quality posts with filenames like that.
>>574958752There's one guy who mods all of Magneto's skins exactly like that so it'll happen eventually.
>>574959446thanks for announcing that, now i will change the name every time
>>574959508You do that champ.
>>574959446What >>574959508 said.
>>574959556See >>574959551. You got this.
why is everyone in this game so mean? I just started playing
>>574959590
>>574959606that's how it should be
how many times do i have to get a white fox and jubilee on my team in quickplay
>>574959708You're playing quickplay, stop bitching.
>>574959759you can still get reported for throwing
Need new Storm skin
>>574959812Yeah, but playing White Fox and Jubilee isn't throwing, so tough luck.
>>574959478Im glad someone is doing what needs to be done
>pages upon pages of chat, arguing and shittalking after beating the other team 6-3Are people in other competitive games also this angry and toxic after WINNING a game? I don't understand this behaviour.
>>574959606The most popular hero shooter themed around the most popular entertainment franchise with a huge playerbase. You’re bound to be hit with toxic normies.
>>574959937Go ahead and be a bitch then. Little bitch boy.
>>574959972that word has lost all meaning because everyone uses it for the mildest thingsits like all the 'isms that lost their meanings
>>574959953>spider troonyoure the reason they mad
>>574959606welcome to the interent
Is Daredevil the most ADHD hero to play?
>>574960035What word? Toxic?
>>574960071I didn't speak at all, the BP was just convinced that he carried the rest of us and started an argument. No one was toxic during the game, only after we won.
>>574960205yes
did they nerf white fox's healing or something? i feel like i'm doing less healing
>>574960206NTA but if you are unaware about it there is a option of leaving the the lobby after the game has ended and ignoring retards instead of talking to them
>>574959924He's incredibly based. It's just a shame mods for the male characters in general is slowing down..
>>574958885I'm straight but I hate women
>>574954543You know the deal buddy>>574956278It’s been well established that the people who like that character are mentally ill so this makes sense yes
>>574960446That sounds pretty typical.
>>574959346I do genuinely wonder where it came from because it does sound made up
>>574960190Any dive hero is the adhd onet. diagnosed
>>574958683you need only look at what indians are like both online and irl to know this isn’t true
>>574960591this one is made up too
>>574960235How has the word toxic lost its meaning when applied to Rivals? It has one of the largest playerbases currently and you’re bound to just run into some toxic assholes.
>>574959606First PvP game?
>>574960717it lost it's meaning because it's used for every single thing that a someone doesnt even applyi get called toxic for saying someone sucks ass, that's not being toxic, that's telling the truth
>>574959606I havent seen a single toxic person in quickplayEveryone in comp just seethes about bad dps because there's like 3-4 every game and they suck balls while forcing everyone to swap. They should just take a break but yeah
>>574960446>>574958709kek>>574960035it’s been like that for at least 6 years it’s just another shorthand for ‘thing I don’t approve of’
>Grew up playing CoD>People think any other playerbase deserves the title" toxic"
>>574961050mid tier bait. do better
>>574916118I still don't know wtf Starlord says in his.
>>574960384Now im too hard to play
Only low IQ normalfags are toxic in video games
>>574961196There's no such thing.
>>574960357Yeah I'm just perplexed why someone would be angry after winning, I feel good when I win. How do you live like that, being angry all the time?
>>574961084Get raped
>>574961274True, thats how I always am when vanguarding. It makes you tank better
It would be really nice if Blade got a Wesley Snipes skin so I never have to look at that yeeyee ass haircut ever again.
>>574961434That's why we should be playing together..
CoD era was babyshit and doesn't hold a candle to nowadays toxicity.Boris throwing the game didn't do shit to matches. "Oh no one fag doing nothing in spawn, whatever"Boris sending me a buttblasted message? Didn't even open it.Boris wasn't speaking in Vodka at VC because VC was moneygated. Any fag nowadays can use their phone that is more potent than their shitbox to scream nigger until he is banned for 15 minutes.And of course at the time Boris and his AIDS-ridden ruski pals were the worst niggers you could find in online games. Nowadays you have the entire third world and hellspawns (women) being niggers online.
>being forced to solo heal 2 tanks and 3 dps'>the enemy divers figure this out and focus me>"can we please get a second healer">no reply>fine, i'll just go fourth dps >do a shit job we lose even harder>"just go heal and heal the Iron Man anon">no, not until one of you dps faggots go 2nd healer>"report anon for throwing"that game was lost the second I was sole healer. Think the enemy killed me 5 times in the first round alone
>>574961894unfortunately you got kids and/or 3rd worldies on your team. unlucky.
>>574960287Luna's bitch, lmao
>>574961894dont queue frankfurt, retard
>Called out someone for being a bitchass Texan when he's throwing>Denies, but suddenly starts actually playing Just Dallas server things.
>>574961894Should have gone third tank retard
why do jubilee faggots refuse to heal
>>574961969and they we're like>"no we were winning what are young talking about. we could have won if you stayed healer"'No we fucking couldn't, we might have been able to starve off the defeat but there is no way I can keep the entire team (Angela, Strange, Iron Man, Blade, Hela) up at the rate the enemy team's two healers can. I just lessened the time I would have been suffering for.
>>574962169how about you stop running away from the orbs you fucking retard
>>574962169Tell xhim to go back to CnD
>>574962239yeah let me stand still in your tiny bubble
>>574962169Because half of her kit forces you to shoot orbs instead of teammates
>>574962515stand in the bubble, let they guy heal you, and look at the bubble expanding
>>574962542the orb expands by healing teammates in it
>>574962169They don't know how to. They really don't understand how bubble works
>how to fix the game balanceRemove any support that isn't Rocket and CoalBurner since supportsissies don't actually want to playRemove every diveturd since supportsissies clearly don't want to counterplay
>im gonna give into my darkness.... >:)>apocalypse was a good boy and dindu nuffin>i love being a horseman of apocalypse!I thought Jubilee was a good guy, why's she a cunt in Rivals?
>>574962924She had to do it because she is a single mom. Do you know how hard it is to be a single mom?
So what is Jubilee's lore? From what I understand, she's a young x-men who can create fireworks as her power. So why is she a vampire?
>>574957060>basic bbc bait>basically just spam and even making OPs now to force it in everyone's facesAnd it's not bait retard, it's legit some nigger that felt offended and wanted some representation here so now he just desperately spams his self-insert fantasy for every female hero while pretending it's some clever troll. And also niggers love fighting games and mahvel, so of course that c-lister deadpool cameo is gonna have more trailer views
>>574962860>They really don't understand how bubble workswhat's there to understand?
>>574963637You have never spoken to a black person and it shows.
>>574963637and he'll keep doing it as long as it makes you mad you fucking idiotsometimes you guys act like you're fucking new to the internet and maybe you are and the idea of ignoring sets of letters on a screen instead of airing your grievances toward an offender is a foreign concept
I wish cap was good
>>574963878They don't get that it has good AOE healing and you get an attack speed boost when you pop it on people so they don't know when and how to do sustain and burst.
>>574962542You can heal or attack and the orb will grow if you do it inside the orb
>>574962889>Remove every diveturd since supportsissies clearly don't want to counterplayThat's the current balance though?
>>574961480not happening due to a karmic deficit because of the bladejeets behavior sorry pal
Cover your ears... Jubilee is here!
>>574954297>>574954569Did anyone ever leak this or still behind the paywall?
>>574963637You’re objectively correct and his damage control couldn’t be more obvious (I don’t think he’s actually bl*** but it doesn’t make a difference in the end).
>>574963637truth nuke that will anger him and get him to spam some more when he wakes up again
Sirs The BladeBRAHMIN raped this poor dalit
>>574964859
>>574963915If only I could be that lucky, too
jubilee seems like she'd be a really easy slut, based on her personality
Genuinely what's the point of White Fox when Luna has a better version of her best ability and ranged hitscan? Oh yeah I'm going to brawl a buffed Thing or Panther and die.
jubilee would be one of those used up whores on dating apps with "my son is my everything" in her bio
>>574965903>Genuinely what's the point of White Fox when Luna has a better version of her best ability and ranged hitscan?Literally nothing. White Fox offers absolutely nothing that Luna doesn't do better. The devs are fucking retarded.
If you don't play:>Magneto>Dr. Strange>Emmayou don't get healed as my tank.I don't care. You are throwing by not giving me a shield.
>>574966009What do Thingfags get for protecting you from dive?
>>574965903Luna's the most overtuned strategist in the game, barring Gambit's ult. Total bullshit character.There's no reason to play White Fox unless you just really like her. Her healing output just doesn't seem to be there.
Damn 1 map is 13Gbs?
>>574966131You get healed unless you're solo tanking. Then I report you for throwing for not playing a shield tank.
>>574964076Always been good
>>574966241It's 1gb, the remaining 12gb are for Hela's and Psylocke's ass assets
>mogs every girl in the roster
>>574964076This is like the first season where he's not S tier
>>574963940This mindset is why Marvel is kicked out of NYC and dragged to commiefornia.
why the fuck is gm2 still "high elo" with 5 min queue times at 1 pm
>>574965015don’t talk about yourself in third person
>>574966682Based
Gorr kills Knonshu too presented in this new update.
>>574967373lol what a bum
>>574967552is that from reddit? it reminded me of some rule34 i saw some while ago. and is it only me or the girl looks like a guy? or am i just gay? and why am i asking so many questions? is this autism?
>>574955585tummy sex
>>574967373Does Khonshu every actually get shit done? Dude's always getting dumpstered or getting divorced from Moon Knight
>>574967853the pubes are so hot. i love how most of her r34 has it.
>>574966674That would make it somewhat acceptable if it were true>>574965936>>574965750Not far off from the truth
>>574967952jubilee is just hot china struck gold with her.
>>574968069Fr
>>574954181why should it be on ssd
>>574968205*licks*
>>574968010those hips...
>>574967903i legit don’t remember the last time he did something of significance in any continuity but then again I don’t really keep up with MK>>574965089Wow a piece with her that’s actually competent
>>574968010going to get this
22 gbs for one map? i swear this game is going to make me uninstall it against my own wish
>>574910383He doesn’t need a rework. He’s fun and true to the character. The only things I’d change would be removing the bonus health from his ult and I’d give him organic webs. I’d also remove the green health regen mechanic, tenacity, and the awful team up system from the game. I consider them all to be massive failures.
>>574966009>>574966263Thorgods literally counter everything in the game you disgusting tranny freak
>>574910383>Spider Man reworkwhy chinks nailed that character also probably one of the harder characters in these hero shooters.
>>574966707Wrong. Dive is always rated too high due to support tranny incompetent so every season he was rated S he was actually C tier, and this season where he’s rated C he’s actually F tier.
>>574970595but flats said he's S tier...
>>574967903He conquered the world at one point. Then lost it all after a few weeks because Moon Knight got fed up.
>>574966682Elsa fucks werewolves.
>>574970447You need me so don't use those words.
Luna (Van Dyne), Cyclops (Hellfire Gala), and Phoenix (Hellfire Gala) are skins that have been found in the data and will be coming in the near future.
is there an /mrg/ discord
>>574972590rizzlops
buff jeff
>>574972863nah that hero is cancer
>>574972638Yes and we're all jacking off together without you.
>>574972590>dude fashion outfits>dude beach outfits :OOOPlease just give me superhero outfits for this superhero game jesus christ
>>574968484because there are a lot of resources that have to be loaded fastotherwise you're playing half the gave while the assets are still loading
if healers are going to have so much healing then they should have worse damage
>>574972590>second cyclops skin>it comes with ANOTHER duo emote with jeanCan they fucking stop?
>>574974030Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
>>574973361This holy fuck. Then when we do get a superhero outfit 9/10 times they screw it up.
>>574974141Can't a man love his loving wife
>>574974141thats his wife bro
>>574974141wolverine cucks in shambles
>clear wave 260 as punisherfuck me
>>574972798BDSMclops this year. In case you were wondering: no, he didn't pick his own outfit.
>>574974443Loving your wife two skins in a row is strictly prohibitedNo but seriously he barely has any regular emotes, he doesn't need another duo one this soon
>>574974141Add Queen Goblin so there are trio emotes instead
when are we getting doc oct?
>>574974685He should get a duo emote with every female in the game for... comic accurate reasons.
They should give Sue a duo emote with Reed where she twerks on his lap
>>574975230doing the job Trump won't.
>>574972590>Jean gets 2 Hellfire Gala skins before Storm gets a single onekekHoping there's a summer Black Cat in the next roadmap
>>574970290>>574970480It is literally impossible for Spiderman's kit to be funIf you let him be playable, he's instantly the most aids character in the entire game. Same as BP and Black Cat. His kit is not designed in a way that makes it fun to play against.
>>574975047Consider aaking again next year
>>574973361>>574974308If you had your way Spider-Man would have 500 skins by now and all of them would look the same
>>574975517Losing to any character isn’t fun. You think I enjoy it when a fucking bitch ass Luna keeps self healing every two seconds? It’s got nothing to do with the character and everything to do with you personally getting filtered.
>>574975613Good
>>574975678>Losing to any character isn’t fun.That's not true at all.
>>574973361i know, dude. the devs are sick fucks. no nigga, i do not wanna play as Spider-Man dressed like a chef or a race car driver. where are the goddamn comic costumes? lmfao
>>574975613If I had my way we'd be getting movie, game and comic book skins for all characters not wannabe fashion designer slop.
We're getting a comic costume in less than 24 hours
>>574975406he's puerto rican (american)
>>574976283only trannies will use this
>>574976283FUCK Psylocke and FUCK Psylocke players.
>queue for qp Thebes>get a lobby with TEN fucking bots, only me and this consolefag Hela were actual players>mostly stand around and wait for it to be over>afterwards complain to my only human companion in this lobby that we got a match with 10 bots, what the fuck is this>she proceeds to flame me for not doing wellthere's something dystopian about this
>>574976550you need to hide all the names, dummy
>>574976550>5 finals versus botsLMAO put the mask away
>>574976550Pretty insane to think that that Hela doesnt even know it's a bot lobby
>>574976645Why do I need to do that? I left them so that you can see that they're randomly generated bot names.>>574976794She knew, said at the very beginning that we have four bots in the team.
>>574975613If I had it my way I would have had to suffer through 200 hours of the ugliest Wolverine to ever exist, daredevil would look and sound like daredevil, jubilee wouldn’t be a luna snow clone, Emma and Rogue wouldn’t look like men, Cal would be attractive instead of a caveman, and Hulk wouldn’t be rocking a bussing fade
>>574976794I'd flame him too if he stood around in spawn doing nothing
>>574977192that's the story he's selling us but he was trying his hardest and that is all he could do, his 5 finals
>just learned about cyclops, jean and wolverine's poly love triangle and the whole house layout thingWhy are X-Men comics so fucking gay? Why can't they just have Cyclops and Jean love each other and that's it?
>>574977260because the creator behind wolverine will rape anyone who does not allow his character to fuck every woman in marvel
>>574977260xmen were always woke lgbtq+
>>574973361Um, no. How about China outfits?
>>574977260They should make Logan gay, no woman could ever love a stinky, hairy manlet like him
>>574977260>vampire jubilee>hot claws Wolverine>punch dimension cyclops>chronovium>200 year old holocaust survivor>xavier with legsX-men has been pure garbage for a long time now.
>>574977260>Why are X-Men comics so fucking gay? Why can't they just have Cyclops and Jean love each other and that's it?Years of different writers basically doing shipping wars.
>>574909735every time I hear DD ult I think of this post now
All of Jubilee's Rule 34 is either dogshit or tannoid dogshit.
>>574977564Xavier got legs within the first dozen of the 1960s X-Men comics.
I don’t understand the logan phoenix love story. I thought that fag had yellow fever?
How are retards still picking the Peni teamup on Ultron? During the 24 hours it was "good" it was only for specific comps playing a specific way. Post nerf using it, especially in pubs just signals to everyone you're fucking SPED
>>574977835Listen, when your comics last for dozen of years your stories turn into soap opera.
>the new map has an OP escape featurelovely
We should be able to change between sp//dr models and Peni models, so you can have one sp//dr model but a different Peni model.
>>574977835I prefer beef over chicken but I eat the other anyway when I'm feeling a bit peckish
>>574978193The sand slide? I had a jeff eat me and try to throw me off the map there LMFAO
>>574977260>Why are X-Men comics so fucking gay?OG X-Men were the most thinly veiled "don't be mean to minorities" shit and it was particularly applicable queer people with the whole shit about it manifesting during puberty and mutants having different experiences based on how easy it was to conceal that they were [mutants] and having conflicting opinions on if they even should conceal it. Frankly I wish that mutants were just queer anymore but mostly they're just jewish in the modern era.
The new map looks like a bunch of bullshit.
>>574977858I don't need single target healing, that's my second healers job. I'm playing ultron I'm going to do play his niche not force a square peg into a circle hole.
How do you do the "Flawed Ascension" achievement?
what's the actual state of the game now?
>>574978290yeah that, at first i thought it was a trap thats gonna kill me
>>574979141not running
>>574978909I have 75 hours on Ultron and in any comp I take beam. 1, 2, or 3 healers I don't give a shit. Peni teamup does actual nothing. When you see a brawl break out or you know you're going into a narrow corridor, you go low and beam through the crowd to get a free ult because of piercing and then go bomb their backline.
my 18v18 queue times are as long as the matches nowfuck
LUV THAT KINK
They want me to do WHAT with Jubilee?
>>574980168That's Jubilee telling you to insert your seed into Apocalypse. You're gay now
>>574980168you have gotten somethings mixed up, jubilee is asking YOU to put the death seed in APOCALYPSE. now get your dick out for the ancient bussy
>>574978874>Gorr whitnesing his Hiroshima when Moon Knight shows up in the stolen Guardian's ship loaded with nukes crashing on his ass.
khonshu feels like one of those characters who's too cool for the characters writing them. every time i see him he's jobbing
>>574981048>for the characters writing themfor the writers writing them*
>>574981048Moon Knight is doing the aura farm for him, after all he is his avatar.Also Khonshu isnt probably dead, since Moon Knight would still have his moveset with his moon stuff, or Khonshu would be revived.
How can multiple gods exist at once in marvel? Like who the fuck is Khonshu and why does he need one specific guy to be his moonknight?
>>574981492different gods for different things and different faiths or systems and parts of realityKhonshu is Egyption god of the moon and Moonknight is his chosen fist to protect all people who travel at night>one specific guythere have been different knights through history and also Khonshu has 2 fists. There's another.
>>574981492The world building of Marvel Comics has been a pseud shit ever since the introduction of "The One Below All" that was made with the intention to rival "The One Above All", essentially doing the "As Above So Below" /x/ shitpost.
i love it when im getting dived as a support and my dagger gets out her cuck chair, becomes immune to damage and and simply watches me get fucked
>oh cool new map guess I'll come back to the game to play mo->lose 5 qp games in a row>game keeps giving me newbs while the other team is full of stacks and/or at least plat ranked players ensuring rolloversYeah sorry guang guang I'm putting the game back down until at least 9.5.
>>574982603isn't that some my hero academy anime guy
>We might get ProZD to be the voice actor for Doom over Travis WillinghamOh fuck no.
Game is so bad and fun-killing I can't even bring myself to boot it up while high as a kite.
>>574983076Who? This guy? He's dead.
>>574983463ew
>>574983745DUDE
>>574982886i love watching that too, as the dagger, i'll hold your hand next time
>>574981283Speaking of Moon Knight aura farm, since the new map lore has a set ending that Moon Knight did deliver the Faith Harvesting Engine, that means he solod everyone here, tho sadly it was cut short when Gorr stabed Khonshu.
>>574982886Your fault for not having 3 get-out-of-jail-free cards
>>574982603>>574983076>>574983751LOL One Below All is Marvel, All For One is the MHA guy. One For All is All Might and Midoriya's Quirk.
>>574983463oh man i love generic deep voice man who sounds like a parody of funimation dubs
Sources are telling me they got Keanu Reeves to voice Doctor Doom in Season 11
>>574984725That's so him.
>>574984725is jubilee trying to distract moon knight with her ass?
>>574984725moon knight solos
how long are queues time in celestial if in gm they're 3 mins
>>574902104I wanna fuck Storm so goddamn much.
>black against black cat>rapes our supports the entire time>play black cat>die repetitively against the enemy supports
How the fuck is Gorr so powerful just by picking a sword?
>>574984725Why is Jubilee looking so nonchalant it's an important moment you bitch!
>>574987071It’s a primordial symbiote that bonded to him when he found it and he’s been farming gods and absorbing their powers with it for thousands of years
>>574987071it's a very magic sword.
>>574984725nigga ofc he did, did you forget how silly zombie mode mk is?
>>574987205Its one of those " I got this" moments before facing the stone floor with Moon Knight's fist.
>>574986837this is a yellow fever general not jungle, i am afraid
Heh.
>>574987071The difference is like trying to squeeze out the last bit of toothpaste with your hands and then using a hydraulic press instead.
>>574987071Another anon said this a while back, but the sword basically turns him into a progression fantasy protagonist
>>574987758reaper overwatch?
>>574987745>this is a yellow fever general not jungle, i am afraidno we're tummy worshiper general
>>574983463Please god no
>>574987071>>574987912the necrosword is pretty much the eternity mask, but edgier
>>574986837
>>574989010Is his thing a rock? How can it get hard?
>>574989258it's porn
When are we getting a Namor skin from that run where he looks like an alcoholic Bono?
>>574989817This one?
>>574984725Forgot to wait a little for Emma to show in the cinematic, anyways heres the full enemy team.Also the new map music is a banger.
>>574989817How about a Namor skin with a shirt?
>>574989895nigga's Azerbaijani
>>574989895Yeah it's awesome
Migr8>>574990431>>574990431>>574990431
>>574989895Fucking bosnian Namor enjoying his 12 miles of coastline in a nearly landlocked country
>>574905210Calm your blind tits, Alicia...
>>574991598>>574989972Both of those countries look better than that… lol… Turkish is more like it
>>574976283And it looks fucking stupid dude
>>574972590>>574973361>>574974141>>574976007>>574976110Yeah no matter how you look at it they’re just going overboard with this shit at this point I get they want to make some original designs but there needs to be a fucking balance eventually it’s insane it’s so lopsided
>>574977017holy fucking based
>>574960457Really funny how hard a mind raped generation of people can hang onto some mid movies from the 90s/2000s and act like the character is the second coming of Christ when most of them just liked Snipes
>>574987745>I am afraidTranny verbal tic
>>574977380>>574977563ironic that you’re saying this when cycuck is in the same conversation
>>574952706refer to >>574916507
>>574983463I liked his voice!
>>574987071because it’s apart of an ancient god who’s been around since before the beginning of the universe >>574987365only 900 years actually
>>574983463i thought this was already confirmed? it sucks but nothing you can do>>574989010it will never not be strange that there are people out there who can get off to the thought of rock cock
>>574977564Chronobullshittium is a retarded Chinese invention dude (though it wouldn’t be out of place in the original universe at this point honestly) in general marble has been pretty fucking dumb for the past decade >>574977835He has sex with everyone man it’s pretty simple
>>574978318Or, you know, we could just not have them be outdated and poorly thought out metaphors for minorities who totally dindu nuffin. More fun superhero stuff less shoehorned propaganda.
>>574984725woah….. 3 whole street tier jobbers???!!! so this is the awesome might of khonshu…….
>>574997251DD is like Batman in that despite being the most obvious street level guy ever he constantly fights supernatural bullshit
>>574913009you seem upset
>>574913332Which is why this place sucks, you kick everyone who isn't autistic out.
>>574976432still l*tinx
>>574803823You're missing one or two sequences and intentions (Eminem was utterly instrumental in getting whites to like and listen to it in the 90s/2000s and was the gateway for them) and phrasing certain things rather charitably but yeah. Whites are still the lion's share of the US so whatever gets *really* popular is going to be because of them. you're right that Whites were always the intended audience, just not for that reason
>>574981492because the writers are hacks who went with the generic “actually all gods exist” (except for the 2 largest ones naturally) explanation this is hardly anything unique man they all eventually overlap in their domains and it makes no sense but it’s just another gap in the world building you’re expected to ignore because the writers (like with most things) can’t be bothered to explain it
>>574971710beastcuckfag cope
>>574971391Pretty sure this was an AU wasnt it or at least had some exceptional circumstances that allowed it to happen
>>574975406but he literally is doing it.
>>574982603It’s been pseud shit since the beginning dude this aspect of it has always especially been low effort>>574981048No that just makes him a marvel character he’s no different in that regard
>>574986837Logan… please…
>>574977743You might as well just jerk off to Luna honestly.
>>574997353at least Batman has his BS intelligence/gadgets and magical contacts to fall back on if the going gets too rough. i know matt is empowered and all but they really don’t make it clear exactly how strong he is (evidently not very I guess)
>>575000324Being considered one of the best hand to hand fighters in universe lets you fight people who are on paper like 10x stronger and faster than you in comics though.
>>574979141You forgot to take off your name dude
>>575000775true but only to a certain extent. ironically DC is the one that makes more sense in that regard since it actually has ‘skill’ being a superpower all on its own in the way that you mean with like 2 characters who are just *that* good.
>>574977260He won
