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>>574925187
>>574925187Nice Anran skin in the middleLove it. Finally replace that shitty Kiriko.
>>574925221Kill ana
>>574925221>Swedish cat is ChineseEnough with the race swaps, Blizzard.
>>574925221what the fuck is that
>>574925559angery car
>Let's go, Anon. It is time to save my family and populate Mars.
>>574925280But Anran isn't a The, why would she be in it?
>>574926161She's only interested in fucking Wuyang and forgot about her family when he showed her an ancient glorp meme.
I haven't wanted to play Overwatch since the 6v6 test ended.
>>574926401Kiriko is the alrightThe most hated insufferably bitch.
>no highlight intro that's like one of the bizarre clips they show when you get a strike at a bowling alleywould be kino
>>574926463sameI've tried a few times but 5v5 is boring as fuck and 6v6 open queue is open queue
>>574926826>vhs filter>widowmaker is scoped in, looking off-screen>wrecking ball mech hops into frame, no animations>jumps above widowmaker and lands on her (withput doing the piledriver animation either)>cartoon _splort_03.wav>fattens her model>wrecking ball turns to the camera (still no animations)>1i would use it every day of my life
more lesbian overwatch characters.
>>574927202How many heroes do you sort before you realize you have a severe mental illness? Or is it when you're naming and color coordinating the tiers?
>>574927202Most of the bi ones are confirmed straight or have opposite sex partners in canon.
>>574927736Yes you can do that if you're bi and still be bi.
desu the seethe was pretty underwhelming when they confirmed 2 of the faces of the game to be gay
>>574927832Hazard doesn't flirt with men in game. He's loyal to his omnic gf. You bi fujos are delusional bunch.
>>574927952Most people haven't had their brains cooked by epstein culture war shit and don't care who someone bangs.
>>574927202Vendetta is confirmed for white men
there's never been a character as gay-bottom coded as Wuyang
>>574927952i distinctly remember when that comic released being more surprised that tracer only needed to be near her chronal accelerator rather than wearing it 24/7
lmao. how are u fags enjoying your dead game? i logged to play a bit of mystery and i get an echo that is fucking wall hacking and locking heads. i leave the match to q comp to invite her to see if shes in a stacka and what do we have here? every single role is wide match with atleast 7m+ in q time. this is for gold-high plat. ive never seen this before
>>574927202Nu uh. Ashe and Freja hate fucked over their differences on omnics and Winston fucked Tracer while after he rubbed himself with peanut butter.
>>574928281erm if you have the leeway to make your game strict about how wide your range can be before imposing longer queue times that means that's indicative of the opposite of dead actually
I fucked Anran.
Look at how happy Gabe is to finally get some healing. Remember to heal your dps.
>>574928937Where is this from? A new webcomic?
>>574928937moira always somewhere looking evil as fuck... that nigga gotta chill fr
>>574928706we know, wuyang. you mention it like once a week.
>>574929028Just the webtoon comic.
Cassidy takes 0 skill. Just press w and m1 faggots.
Widowmaker takes 0 skill. Just press m2 and m1 faggots.
>>574930421May we see you playing Cassidy?
the kiriko
>>574929514Juno's shirt cuteCasual skin when
>>574930280yes please
>>574930813Kek
Who is unironically going to Blizzcon?
what hero do big fat fucks play?
>>574931339lucio
>>574931339Reinhardt
Ana shouldn't have hitscan and bionade shouldnt do damage
>>574930280Tracer is going to job to Vendetta in the final fight, isn't she?
>>574932739only if it's in bed and I get to watch
>New post from official overwatch account mentions juno and wuyang>Fags and troons are already seething in the comments
I have no idea what is going on
>>574932739Ashe, dying on the ground due to Vendetta stabbing her in the back, yells out one last time, "Bob, do something!", and Bob picks up Tracer, and she sticks her bomb on him with a tear in her eye before she blinks out, and Bob runs full speed at Vendetta
>>574932957fags and troons are right, it's slop
>>574927202Zarya and Lucio are both confirmed straight by Blizzard themselves though.Remember that diversity chart that Blizzard had? They showed Torbjorn, Lucio and Zarya as examples, and all three had the same score for sexuality, which was the minimum.Also D.Va is probably straight but specifically a robotfucker, since she's implied to Ashe that she finds B.O.B hot.
>both supports epically doing flanks by themselves and never healing anyone else
>>574932957>see picrel wall of text>check user>adamantine Mizuyang shipperbut of course lmao
>>574933097A clueless youngster falling in love with each other is certainly generic, but the reason those people are angry is that juno is not a lesbian and wuyang is not gay, lmao.
if you think juno is attractive you are a pedophile.>b-but she's actually 700 years old in human yearsshe is a minor and you are a pedophile.
>>574933771Usually anti-shippers are sad faggots or incels with sour grapes syndrome since no one fell in love with their ugly ass irl. They don't know how these things work so they seethe and cope by calling it "unrealistic" or "shallow".
>rein tries to 1v1 me on torb instead of contesting the objective>loses because he totally missed pin and took like 75% of his health on the way in >claims im bad at the game and his team is holding him back in post game chat Reintards need to be studied
>>574933773Fujofags are a little more present than yurifags in OW and they see this as an attack and come up with cope strategies to deconfirmed anything that doesn't agree with their views.
>>574933771He's right
They could fix matchmaking in 2 seconds if they just make you have to queue all roles to play in a group
>>574934685>monkey's paw curls>you now get mercy/moira mains on your team forced onto tank because they queued with their discord bf
>>574935027That'll easily sort itself out in a few weeks
>huge fall off of players and posters in a weekWhat happened?
>>574935027Role MMR/sissies quitting group queues cause they only want to play one role
>>574936075I played 3 games and literally every single one had at least one if not both supports trolling.
>>574936075I want 6v6 role queue back now.
>>574917687
>>574936075it's faster and so much better than league general at least
>>574927202Symm is assexual
>>574925038
>Blizzard claims that maps you don't vote for won't show up as often>Blizzard's claim ignores the fact that the other 9/11 paste eating mongoloids in any given lobby treat voting for payload maps the way boomers treat giving money to Israel>Stuck playing on Route 66 three games in a row>After that comes Rialto, Junkertown, and Eichenwald>Finally get Suravasa>Team throws by treating it like TDM
How do you deal with the red roach and his blue spammy sky rat girlfriend as Mauga? Every time I fucking get out of spawn, they rape since Kirishitter is off to suck the soldier who can't aim.
>>574937304
Vendetta is dogshit in Illios map.
New map with new music/theme when?
>>574927202Illari's too depressed to care about romance.
>>574938825good
A cheek in each hand and Domina's ass in my face.
>>574925187The Whore, The Skank, The Slut.>>574925221The Pussy.
>>574938825One of her best maps, are you retarded? There are so many buildings to use for los and get ambushes.
>shion's pickrate already below shionholy fuck do i hate gamers
someoen call resume me season's 2 lore? the climber bitch was so bland I couldn't watch more than 2 minutes in total
>>574938825she's shit on every map and needs buffs and a revert on the soaring slash out of spawn change
>>574940971>>shion's pickrate already below shion
>>574940971>>shion's pickrate already below shionread before you type you retarded fucking vantablack braindead NIGGER.
>tank>shove face into the enemy tank, preventing them from doing anything>dps lose 1v1s to enemy dps>dps complainname a bigger "im fucking awful and want you to win my game for me"
>>574941108>>574941343it went back up as I was writing the sentence
>>574941492Probably you dueling enemy tank all game as tank. The winning team invariably involves the tank that is able to split their opposing supports off from the rest of their team, thus allowing for openings on the tank/dps. You are too retarded to understand this so just stay in gold forever while following and shooting the tank.
>>574941492>name a bigger "im fucking awful and want you to win my game for me"Mercy
>>574941492>hurrr the game is just a bunch of 1v1s
>>574942005>push supports>enemy dps or tank peel as they should>friendly dps and supports have the OPPORTUNITY to get a kill with the attention im taking, but only for as long as i can survive at least 3 enemy heroesor>push tank>invalidate the enemy tanks ability to push supports or dps>dps and supports are now playing an even game and anything they lose is their own faultive had much more success with the latter over the former because while both require good teammates to capitalize on the situation, the latter doesnt cause you to die when your dps would prefer to shoot at nothing in particular from a choke a mile away.>>574942493if i could trust you to ever follow then things would be much easier for both of us. unfortunately that isnt the case and id prefer to not waste my time dying for no reason.
>>574938359I do think voting can be a bit lame (especially the landslide thing), but the combination of your own voted maps showing up more often + recently played maps showing up least often goes a long way to securing variety at least in my expreience.
>>574942707Why are you even playing if you think the playstyle you have to go with is using your existence to cancel another player's existence and coinflip on your team winning a 4v4. Might as well entertain yourself with some dice or something.
>>574936075Me.
>>574942974because im usually good enough in most tank matchups to win, or at the very least have a good health advantage. if tank is supposedly this catch-all class thats supposed to soak damage and DM dps and separate supports and peel for teammates and invalidate the enemy tank all at the same time, then shutting down this supposed uber-strong class is surely ideal, yes? if both tanks are locked in mortal combat then surely you, the best player on the team, SHOULD be able to make sure of that space, yes?
>>574943374Again. Enjoy gold and continue to get frustrated over feeling a lack of control over your matches.
>>574941492>fly to first point as dva>force enemies away from choke>three people come to me>keep flying off the point and back and distracting them the whole time>eventually demech and die>"gg no tank">dps and supports literally never even moved from behind the choke, never got a kill, or did anything>they couldn't even push past a zen watching the choke, they probably didn't even think to because they don't feel comfortable without a tank right in front of them with a defensive ability upit's insane so many retards act like this and have thousands of hours in comp
>>574943521oh no, i have plenty of control over my matches. when i solo kill the enemy tank for daring to do anything but lock eyes with me then thats almost always a win.when it isnt then its not worth even considering the rest of my team. i just think its funny when they complain about it as if the reason theyre dying isnt because theyre just worse than the enemy dps.
rivals is thriving while our game slowly dies... it's just not fair bros...
>rivals is thriving
>>574943696attention grabbing is great when youve got teammates who capitalize on it, but most are, as you said, choke addicts who think that a lucky headshot or the tank clearing the entire lobby for them is the only way to win the game.theres no way to appeal to retards like >>574942005. go on backline and nobody dies? gg tank diff. protect your team from the enemy tank but the dps are just better? gg tank diff. play like a mini dps, fragging out all the supports and dps but die to the enemy tank who wipes the floor with whoever is left? gg tank diff.
>>574943961Yeah they just added a third wave of literal gacha rolls to unlock skins
>>574943912they just released the worst patch ever made
>>574944204werent the "gacha rolls" just a 1% chance to get the skin in question for less than full price, but even if you had the most dogshit luck on the planet it would only ever cost as much as a normal shop skin?
>>574944350You're right it's only extremely deceptive marketing that promotes gambling so people waste their coins and don't realize how much they're actually spending. Totally different than gacha rolls.
Robodoll...>>>/aco/9256526
>>574944163Why are you validating gold players delusions?
>>574944525>tells you that each "roll" is only a chance at the skin>tells you the odds at each "roll">tells you the max cost before youre guaranteed the skinits like youve never played a god honest gacha before. only people who this is "extremely deceptive" to are illiterates.
>>574940446
>>574944706>its like youve never played a god honest gacha before.PLEASE kill yourself.
Holy youngest
>>574944490>>574944627>>574944659
>>574944812>only people who this is "extremely deceptive" to are illiterates.i mean i tried to give you an out but you basically just threw yourself headfirst into that group.
>>574944905Anon you're literally shilling for gambling. You're a disciple of satan.
>>574944968youre "gambling" to get it for less than msrp you retard.imagine that you, a brainless mercy main, were buying your 50th mercy skin, but you had a chance to get it for 100 coins instead of 1900, and even if you had the worst possible luck, you would be guaranteed the skin by the time you spend 1900 coins. thats literally the system.now ignore everything i just said and continue to prove you are illiterate.
>>574945240Cope from the pathetic gacha addict. Go smoke a billion cigarettes and die of lung cancer you dumb chinese.
>>574945324thank you.
Angela Ogundimu
Akande Bartalotti
TORBJORRRRNN LINDHOLM
Hammond Singhania
insane how literal chinese gacha devs are more generous than bl*zzard
>unironic rival shill unironically defending gacha cosmetics They really need to not rile up the ultra casuals with these qp events. It always takes the tourists a few days to go back home.
Shion
>>574945819enjoying ultra skins are we
>>574944490I just got this skin and that’s good
>>574945930Do you have to gamble to get an ultra skin?
>>574946008i dont have to do anything to get an ultra skini just dont buy themlol
>>574946051ok?
>>574946607no one is seething at rivals. we don't even think about that garbage
>>574945240Is the skin worth 1900 coins? No, because it's a bunch of shitty pixels. So you're gambling for the opportunity to pay something approaching a reasonable price for it.
we need to get rid of self healing tanks and bionade
heroes for this feel
>>574947281I'm not going to read that
>>574947115>rivals skin gacha is a SCAM>no it isnt, heres the equivalent in overwatch terms>yeah well overwatch skins arent worth anythingsurely this wasnt your intention
>>574944816I wanna try a fit latina at least once
>>574947317>>no it isnt, heres the equivalent in overwatch termsThere is no equivalent because there's no gacha skins in overwatch.
>>574947558surely there arent two separate people who just happen to be illiterate and retarded.please say it aint so.
STOP TALKING ABOUT R*VALS
>>574947317>overwatch skins arent worth anythingare rivals skins more than a bunch of shitty pixels? if not, than they are equivalently valueless
Taiwan is a sovereign country
>>574946607I don’t think anyone here necessarily seethes at Rivals. Majority of the time anons here “seethe” at the shit stirrer that always has to bring that game up here to get a reaction. Same with /mrg/, always someone there bringing up Overwatch to get a reaction.
>>574947925if neither one is worth anything then what is your point, that rivals gives you the opportunity to give you the worthless pixels for cheaper than overwatch? was that your epic own?
>>574947950Taiwan is not a real country! You're just a chinaman with a dress!
>describing gachashit as an "opportunity" holy lmao
>>574948132>what is your pointrivals gives you the opportunity to gamble on worthless crap whereas overwatch only lets you buy it>was that your epic own?i guess so
>>574949116>arent gacha and lootboxes the same thing?No
2013 was 3 years after TF2 added lootboxes which actually are gacha because they cost money to open
>>574949045the dishonesty keeps rearing its head when you imply that the "gambling" portion of this whole situation is somehow to the players detriment. there are two outcomes.>you get the skin for cheaper than full price>you get the skin for full pricecompared to overwatch, where the singular outcome is>you get the skin for full pricebut fags will come out of the woodwork to say the former is somehow bad.
>>574949116Yeah they’re the same. One is just in a box.
rivals cosmetics/monetization > overwatchoverwatch gameplay >>>>>>> rivalsi don't care how good i look if the game i'm playing is utter slop that caters to people without hands
>>574949763cool it with the ableism
>>574949547Guess the positive side to that is that you can’t outright buy loot boxes anymore in western(?) countries.
>goalpost movedVictory!Play of the Game>>574949763
>>574949116>arent gacha and lootboxes the same thing?no>wasnt that why activision/blizzard got in trouble with the government for a while?obviously not since gacha still exists while loot boxes got banned
>>574949609Listen head-rabbi of china. Just because you can theoretically get the bundle for the same as full price if you roll 8 times to get the full gacha pity timer doesn't make it better for the consumer. It doesn't say up front how much the bundle costs if you have to roll all 8 times anywhere. You have to go look up the full price. Also no you can't just get the skin it's also forcing you to buy the whole bundle when other skins you can get without the bundle. It's objectively predatory and deceptive. It's literally more deceptive than when companies force you to do things like buy "points" then exchange those for money like xbox used to do with the 360. You can kvetch all you want about how it's such a great deal and pro consumer you want but you're literally objectively wrong and all you're doing is running defense for a company that's known in their home country as being more greedy than EA and ubisoft. Feel free to whine and cry and throw up because you're either literally an evil person or so mentally ill you feel like you absolutely need to argue about everything all day because you have no socialization outside internet arguments. I wont be bothering reading anything more you say.
>>574949947im not the shitstirrer, I'm just a guy who played both until i uninstalled rivals the other day for being dogshit.
>>574950270Doesn't gacha necessitate that you spend money? Lootboxes can be free and are just a fancy way of distributing rewards. Gacha is specifically a gambling system built to prey on addicts and people with low impulse control.
>>574950213i dont mind either one, i just think its funny that people are trying to argue against getting shit you want for cheaper. buying skins is always stupid but if i wanted to spend money itd be fucking nice to be able to spend less than 20 dollars or to have max offer me a skin for a hero i actually played.
>>574938493
>>574950507Yes, gacha requires some kind of currency exchange. The most "generous" version you can use the freemium currency (like OW coins) to make a couple rolls but the point is to try and get you to waste those so you spend real money to get the pity timer. Current implementation of lootboxes (outside of china) are not gacha. They're just free randomized cosmetic rewards just like any other free reward like twitch drop skins or free track of the BP like any other game.
>>574950658spending less than 20 for a skin isn't possible in rivals either, you just get a lot more skin currency in that game so you can use it to buy a skin you wantOW just needs to copy that but blizz-activision have been retarded for the past 6 years so it'll never happen, so the twittards that only care about skins will forever dunk on us when they compare us to rivals
>>574950507>Gacha is specifically a gambling system built to prey on addicts and people with low impulse control.Yes. As someone who has somehow spent hundreds of hours playing gacha games without wasting real money. The amount of time and or money you have to spend to get a fully decked out character is crazy in some of those games.
>>574950987>you just get a lot more skin currency in that game so you can use it to buy a skin you wantIf you're a brand new account you get enough to get 1 or 2. They don't shower regular players with it at all and you'll get enough to get 1 discounted skin every 2 seasons if you do every single event and daily and weekly if you're lucky.
>>574949609"full price" is meaningless. this would be an interesting discussion if you showed that equivalent quality skins in overwatch and rivals have the same "full price". rivals would still have gambling tho
>>574950106>It doesn't say up front how much the bundle costs if you have to roll all 8 times anywhere.i distinctly remember the gambit marriage skin thing telling you exactly how much itd cost if you got the worst luck. so i dont believe that part of your argument in the slightest.>Also no you can't just get the skin it's also forcing you to buy the whole bundle when other skins you can get without the bundle.>It's objectively predatory and deceptive.those are mutually exclusive statements. you can say that "forcing you to buy the whole bundle" is gay but calling it "predatory and deceptive" is laughable. it tells you exactly whats available and how much itll cost for each roll and how much itll cost by the end, where does the "predatory and deceptive" part come in? you keep making these claims that things are so awful for the consumer but the only way they would ever be tricked or swindled would be if they clicked buy with their fucking eyes closed.>you're either literally an evil person or so mentally ill you feel like you absolutely need to argue about everything all day because you have no socialization outside internet argumentsironic, but even then, its funny how the most empty headed people i talk to almost always jump for the "evil" descriptor. like they cant imagine anyone disagreeing with them and any counterpoint about video game skins is the devil personally peeping out of hell to say hi.
mandem really did a line for line crypost because he didn't like someone pointing out gambling is deceptive
Why did you guys fall extra hard for the bait this time?
Vendetta looks jewish
>>574950987yeah, people like to forget that actiblizz loves to shake their playerbases for pesos at every opportunity. how soon people forgot the whole "play every day for 2 months to get enough coins for a single shop skin, with no loot boxes or any other drops" part of OW2.
>>574951639its fun. i got fuck all going on tonight and clowning on dishonest arguments is a pastime.
>>574951885mental illness
Is it true they are going to "rework" (nerf) Illari's turret? Please tell me it ain't so
>>574952160yeah they're going to delete it
>>574952160the power of a skill being dependant on whether or not you can easily shoot it will always be fucking retarded.
nerf every single support's damage and health
>>574952740wait until you find out about netease
illari..
>>574952740Activision/Blizzard is a greedy fucking soulless corpo company. Ok, now what?
>one of thetheres like 5 and all of them are greedy doebeit
the only not greedy game company is like the stardew guy who just gives out free keys and never charged for updates
why are we still talking about that slop game?
>>574953104EU hours, it's 90% retarded underage arabs and euros
>>574952160Bratty latina daughter
>>574953215>8am is eu hourslol no its still burger hours
>>574950680
They really doubled down on the Mei is a dreadlord meme. That's more of a lich though.
>>574951714Boobs not big enough for that
>>574952302Yeah, that's what I sawWTF man, I hate Blizzard
>>574955138>spoilerThat’s what she is tho?
>>574955763who buys this shit
>>574956049Me
Illari needs a skin that both doesn't have a cape and also shows off her fat butt.
Why do you even reply to the shitposters?
>>574955138heartstone still exists?
we need bot matches in this game
>>574957531It's a launcher for the best Autobattler game.
>>574957542Custom made matches
juno's hip dips are _____
juno's hip dips are ____
>>574952160I would love for them to make her more dynamic. I like her as a character but put turret down and shoot is kinda boring.
>>574960004Hot>>574960173Also hot
>>574949763>>574953104We can't be that smug about Rivals considering the change that made Overwatch heads and shoulders above Rivals in quality, the universal healing reduction passive (imported from TF2, at long last), didn't get implemented until RoT season 1
when are vendetta and venture going to give me a double blowjob? i deserve it
>>574961005When you grow your 2nd penis.
>>574961005you may only choose one, don't be a manwhore anon
After soft throwing on JQ for some time playing Sigma feels unethical.
had a dream i was fucking moira
>>574961241>>574961260what if they share it? or take turns? i don't want to choose
>>574961490The reason I don't like tanking is that the gap between the fun heroes and the heroes that win is too great.
>>574953993
>>574962780I find that funny about the 6v6 hype. Fun tanks like hog are playable because there is another tank stuck on an unfun tank with no direct off tank support to balance you out.>there is a sucker who does the actual tanking for me therefore the mode is better
>>574963167Like all these queue "experiments" are a total meme when we know the fundamental issue is that blizzard can't balance the tanks for shit.There's always one or two characters that are the meta and if you don't play them you're shit out of luck, stick to damage, peasant.There's no point in spending hours and hours practicing something like ball when you know there's someone like Sigma who drools and cycles three cooldowns to be 10x more effective, and he will literally never get nerfed.It's disgusting to think that Rein's fall out of grace was only the result of him being slowly powercrept out of the meta, not an intentional nerf on blizzard's part. And for literally years, he NEEDED that nerf. Now he's not balanced, just useless. What's blizzard doing about it, nothing, just jerking off and having fantasies about ruining the game for 80% of players by changing the entire format of the game, AGAIN.
Anon below me its a mercy main
Anon below me sucks Venture's toes
6v6 won
>>574963010
how long has this freak been spamming this general? is it a bot?
>>574963957the "being removed from the game shortly" award
Sneed
how would juno react to getting her ass slapped
>>574964042
>>574964280She wouldn't understand the act
for me? it's bash bunny brigger
>>574964606He he, you could get away by telling her it's just how earthlings greet each other
>>574964280https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/3/30/Juno_-_That_is_very_unkind%2C_you..._whippersnapper.ogg
teaching juno real slurs..
teaching juno to rub her butthole on my tongue..
making juno squirt
>>574964703>she responds by spanking you so hard next time you see her it leaves bruises
>>574965860H-hot...
>>574964453
Why do you want to sexually assault Juno?
>>574965983i love Juno mains, everytime there's one on my team i instantly wave hi to them and they instantly wave hi back it makes me squeal and feel all giddy
i have not played in close to a year and a half and have been coming back over the past week-ish. am i correct in my current assumption that anran is a brainlet dipshit faceroll hero or am i being skill diffed?
>>574966603She's faceroll but gets hard countered by cass and cleanses.
>>574966603she's braindead but only kills retards
overwatch player tierlist>all role DEITIES>tank main CHADS>support GIRLBOSS QUEENS>dps SISSIES>mercy and moira mains
>>574966861i will happily simp for my girlboss queens as a dps sissy
>>574966861Tank main's CHAD status is in shambles since tank role includes ball and doomfist.
>>574967042They're the biggest chads
>>574967221Balls are kinda chads, but Doomfists are bitch made.
>>574967334mommy
Game was better when Frejanegro was unusable dogshit.
is there any counterpick cheatsheet
cpu empty
>>574967637robo mommy
>>574967042True. Doom goes below dps, ball stays chad though.
>>574967625Counterpicking is a meme outside of tank matchups. You can go reaper into dive tanks or anyone with cc when you're getting raped by flankers but just get good at your mains
>>574967878I guess supports can go Ana or Mizuki to bully certain characters better.Can't hit that flying fuck? Pick faster projectiles or hitscan.
What heroes shouldn't allow to be good for the sake of the game?
>>574968532sigmasymmetramccreefrejacatmercy
>>574968532widow, vendetta, doom, mizuki, cat
Sym too yeah
Symmetra's ultimate is a vestige of her support role, it's not what a damage hero should have. Why is it still there.
>>574968532ShartfistFrejanegroBall gagging faggotJoke pack Cat (needs to be taken off)HanzonegroRoadhognegro
>>574968612I think sig is probably one of the least toxic tanks to be strong
>>574966861>dps mains are sissies>suuport mains are girlbosses>most support mains usually queue with and pocket a DPSah yes, femboy on female.
>>574968817Because support means healing.
>>574968532sombra mercy anran zarya cat im the only one right in here everyone is a faggot who doesnt play the game
>>574965983
>>574969031Name a second damage hero whose ultimate is defensive.
>>574969108what's wrong with her wristsomeone feed this chick some donuts
>>574968532Every match with a good Widow is pure fucking cringe.
>>574969235I actually misread that post in the first place. Counter argument: Illari and her DPS ult.
>>574969235echo into a support
>>574969292Bad rigging not handling wrist-twist well.
>>574969235widow
>>574968532SombraShimadasDoomfistBallVendetta (proven)
>>574968817Huh? She hadn't been a support for years when that was added.
>>574969235Mei's ult is only good at area denial and rarely ever gets kills outside of bronze.
sym was a support?
>>574968532Hanzo, Freja, Widow, Genji
>Anubis Reaper>Cyber Fuel Junkrat>Pixiu Zenyatta>Vengeance MercyWhich mythic skin should I blow my mythicbucks on?
>>574969019in overwatch it's mainly t4t I'm afraid
>>574969108
>>574969441>anything that breaks cover'n click peek-a-boo symmetry is le badGo play CS2.
more vendettaposting please
>>574969556sig and juno are the only good ones thoughever. junk is best out of the ones you listed, but cringe if you actually play the 'rat
>>574969338>Counter argument... Fine.>>574969442>Huh?Just like her perk was a static ability when she was support, her ultimate is a support tool. It doesn't zone, it doesn't damage.>>574969469>Mei's ultDoes damage.
>>574969689They're gonna kiss
>>574969730Nah. Junkrat has one of the best base skins in the game, so he needs least fixing. Zenyatta is somewhat of a sidegrade, it's flashier but the ult dragon texture looks legit ass. Vengeance Mercy skin is just slight improvement on default style. Reaper is the one that actually looks a lot better than the default ass skin, but he also has lot more options besides the mythic and Anubis' guns look kinda cartoony garbage when compared to some of the better ones he has.
>>574969929Good, good good. More.
>>574969929So, wait, is Venture mtf or ftm?
>>574969929So, wait, how big is Vendetta's horse cock?
>>574970941it slides across the floor and leaves a trail like a snail
>>574970859biofem silly
im too shy to speak...
>>574927202Lemme fix that for you.
>>574971447D.Va fucks bots. She would fuck Shion 100%.
DMC collabDante-VendettaVergil-GenjiTrish-ShionLady-FrejaNiko-Brigitte or Sombra
>>574971665Dva fucks Bob*
>almost every hero challenge: get 2 assists with a character's fuckhuge aoe ult >domina: hit the entire enemy team with a tiny fucking orb that goes in a line
>>574970859biological female (confirmed thanks to china) calling itself non-binaryonly reason they call it a tranny is because they call it "trans non-binary" which is stupid and makes zero sense as it implies there are people who are born non-binary
>>574971725Is it about the size? Would she go for Mauga?
>>574972021There are people with neurology that can cause the experience of gender dysphoria. This we actually know IRL medical sciences. The question is that OW's tech level is pretty fucking insane. They wouldn't have much issues to gender swap the body and fix the neurology.
>>574972149Eww
hmmm i think i will queue qp and play symmetra, for fun
>>574969586
>>574972616dishonest
>>574972616>swaps to monkey pharah
>>574960173they really nailedjuno's default modeltoo bad no epic skins
>>574972663
Imagine, Doomniggers actually believe the character is weak.
Greetings
I am just like Juno it's uncanny
mei freeze perk is cancer
>>574973154
Who is the most hated hero atm?
>>574973372h-hey...
No, none of you deserve endorsements.None of you deserve votes.
>>574973947most hated: frejamost loved: venture
What mode makes dps more accountable?
>>574973947Doomfist, Ball, Hog, and Freja. They're always hated.
>>574973947Sombra. It's always Sombra. The hatred runs too deep.
>>574974431The one where the queues are so long they get bored and quit the game.
>>574973871good nyight
>>574974385I get loads of 'dorsies, sorry nonny.
>>574974421Venture love is forced but I agree with the hated part.
>>574974626good nyight cutie..
>>574973947WidowSombraGenjiFrejaBall DoomfistLifeweaverJet Pack CatAbsolute Satanic creatures.
Delete Freja and Doomfist so the game can be saved.
FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN FUCK ANRAN
>>574974821
buff hog he is so ass
Whoever designed Jet Pack Reddit should be euthanized.
remove every support make them a dps and keep mercy as the only support
>>574975224This. Other heroes are badly balanced but cat is just retarded and doesn't belong in the game
Freja has to be the worst designed hero in the game. Anran doesn't come close to how cancer she still is.
anyone investing on blizzcon skins
>>574975365After this buff I think she deserves to be back to being trash or removed. We don't need another Hanzo.
>>574975309This but delete mercy and make brigs tits bigger
Finally /owg/ is seeing through this. This hideous bitch is cancer and should get removed from the game entirely.
>>574967637>ball statusempty
why is freja looking at my bulge like that
>>574976054Fuck off, Doomfist.
>>574968532Ashe and I'm not kidding.
who is this new frejaschizo and what made them like this
>>574976151True. If she goes over that certain breakpoint, she's just Widow except better.
>>574976964High mobility heroes tend to have hate and rage bait posts after a buff.
Ann Yeong
>>574976964Cancerous heroes deserve to get shit on regardless. No one complained about ball nor doom getting shit. Stop being a sensitive faggot.
>>574966769ah... so she is the moira of the damage role then?
>>574977597Sensitive is crying about one hero daily for months.
>>574975053
Why is Freja hated? Is it just that she shits out damage or is there something I'm missing? Surprisingly I haven't seen many people playing her but I haven't had the chance to play too awful much lately
>>574978196She's evil in the most dogshit way of having bursts and annoying sound design on top of running away too fast. In grand masters she is banned for a good reason of ruining any tank's fun.
>>574978196She's a white woman, but not girly like Mercy so I can't self insert on her
>cool as shit skin>absolutely horrendous weapon designWhy is Blizzard so fucking shit at designing guns post-OW1?
winton enjoyers
>>574978531Oh yeah!
>>574978196She kills tanks pretty ease but can't counter anyone up close since she has nothing. She's a sky Widow rn with how buffed her damage is. She has a bad history with Stadium too. She has a bad reputation of playing like shit and being annoying at the same time since her kit is dogshit like Sombra's.
Just give Freja falloff, then balance her as a mid range flanker.
>>574978531He will always be the most fun tank, if not the best.
>>574978196She has 0 fans outside of competitive tards who happen to be Hanzo players. She isn't that attractive nor has a good personality if it exists to gain traction outside like Anran or Juno.
>>574979024>mid range flankerso you want her to flank from mid range where nobody can peel against her? sounds great
>>574978531based
>>574979206>OH NO NOT A THE FLANKER PEEL FOR ME TANKMANShe would be projectile Shion.
>She isn't that attractivelet's not go full retard with the hating here
>>574979498it can easily be inferred
>>574978529You're supposed to use Mythic weapons. Holy shit McCree's mythic is ugly too.
>>574979637I like it once the weird parts come off and it's just a glowing barrel. Before that it looks like a weird spaceship.
>>574979498What I meant is that she doesn't have any hero fantasy. No super powers, no unique moves to establish herself from the cast, no cybernetics etc... Just another boring hero with a weapon with a personality of a wet tissue.
>>574979363shion is not mid range you dumbass
>>574980207She's just a swedish girl in love with a turkish man. It's too real for some people.
>>574980383Like Emily and Ingrid she should have stayed in the comics. No one will miss her if they took her out.
>>574980207???She has a literal magic cape that let's her flyAnd her personality is being a merc who only cares about money. No it ain't deep but it's not like she's the only one-note character in the game.
Can Sombra's hero fantasy be saved?
>>574981162She's not one-note though, this is like when people called Mizuki an annoying fuckboy on the first day of his launch. Freja is a good person that wanted to help others but ended up deeply wounded when Overwatch collapsed because of petty shit. The heartless bounty hunter act is just a shell she's put up around herself because she doesn't want to risk depending on others and getting fucked over again.
>>574981385What's so bad about the hackerman fantasy?
Just give Sombra a GEP gun.
just give sombra a bbl
Mizuki IS a fuckboy tho
>>574981892It's broken in low ranks because they can't anticipate her and useless in high ranks because they know her timings by heart.
>CHING CHUNG GANDAM STY->*bang*don't sass me
>>574982508I agree, he's a very fuckable boy
>>574975224>>574975340seethe harder while I drag you off the mapmeow meow
>>574955138does d4 really look this bad?
>>574982663I'm in gold/plat and even here hardly anyone falls for her tricks. She's so loud I can just listen to her noises and kill her while she's invisible.She's still banned in almost every lobby.Pretty sure the sombra hate is just a meme at this point and people ban her because it's funny.Those people who want to larp as the cool flanker without learning how to play now have Anran.
>get a mercy on my team>lose>put her on pin avoid>she's on the enemy team>winits just that easy
>>574984046Sombra is just annoying. I know how to deal with her, but I’ll still ban her because I don’t want to.
>>574975034is she annoying or horny today, wuyang?
>>574981673Well hello you
I don't play ranked but is the average player really bad enough to be wasting a ban on any of these?
>>574984046Even Anran requires setup and timing. Sombra can just run in invisible and wait for the right moment to burst someone down. I see more Sombra players flex to Mei than another flanker when she is banned.
>>574981673*BRAAAAAAAP*Positively radiant!
>>574984676even high ranks ban sombra because she's just fucking annoyingsierra and anran faceroll low ranks so they just get banned there
>>574985003From low rank perspective sierra is basically a widow who doesn't require aim or positioning. So we get the smurfed by widow experience without the smurf.
wew laddy
>*thump*>*crack*>*crack*>*BOOM!*>"You're gonna get yiffed, mortal..."That's how long it takes for a Reaper to break down your front door and steal your virginity. How do you defend yourself?
>>574985397okay now post champ instead of low elo
I kind of played everyone and this is how people in game act towards these heroes.
>>574986073>genji>pharah>moira>mauga>ZARYA>tolerated
>>574986275I don't play low rank.
>>574986362clearly you do if you think people love mizuki
>>574986073dva hate is at an all time high
>>574986275>>574986073Pharah-player is rare, a good Pharah is rarity amongst them, but it's a guaranteed asshurt dredger every time it happens.
>>574986073I play half the heroes in the lowest category
>>574986561DVA hate died so hard after the nerfs.
>>574986073>zaryahomos>moiraqueers>tolerated
>>574986073Zarya is the Satan of Overwatch.
>>574986073I think people are just surprised to see bap in their games
>>574986774She is still the most banned tank in masters+ on EU. They HATE the gremlin.
>>574985921GM and Champ are lumped together
>>574986073Moiraniggers should be killed thoughbeitever
>>574986849Moriashitters are easy to kill but I agree that Zarya is cancerous.
>>574986073Some adjustments...
This skin is pretty cool actually
>>574987882>everyone loves junkrat kill yourself
I don't see nearly as many people crying about Hanzo or Widow these days.
>>574988430people have been crying about them for 10 years, at this point they're just tired
>>574987882Reintards are only loved if they keep their mouths shut.
>>574987918Looks like a fat chick doing bad cosplay
>>574988491Nah because Hog, Zarya and Ana are getting less tolerated. Snipers just aren't that good anymore and there's so many other spam characters that people die to anything walking down mid now so they can't single out hanzo. Plus both are kind of shit so you don't see them nearly as much.
>>574987918they could've at least changed the ice effects a bit
>>574988737She actually has well put on makeup so no
>>574987918Why are they afraid to commit to helmets covering half their faces or full masks and helmets anymore? Her HoS skin for this was miles better.
>>574988916just current trends. i see it in other games too now where a lot of cosmetics are these really gaudy overdesigned stuff that the chinese and middle easterners love because they have genuinely no taste so they just gravitate towards excess
>>574988430They just get banned on their strong maps. and dived on all other maps.
>>574989271They also get spammed out of long sightlines way more now. OW at current has a very bad issue with the amount of spam especially from supports being able to just hold m1 all game.
>>574989482maybe in wood league, nobody above masters is dumb enough to peek widow
>>574989482Designs like Sierra should just never make it past the idea stage. And they turned Freja into a spambot too. Wuyang is also really annoying with his massive curved projectiles and is just hated enough.
>>574987882Do people actually like Emre now? I always get shit on for being braindead hitscan last season when I played him.
>>574989773who the hell is shitting on basic hitscan heroes? they're as honest as it gets
>>574989773he's generic run and shoot man so he's seen as honest
>>574989935It's usually Genjis, fliers, and several tanks who complained.
>>574989935people don't like faggot heroes that cower in the backline 24/7 and run away or pop their panic cooldowns the moment you engage them
>>574989764Wuyang having pharah rocket damage is so retarded. There's no reason he should be good at long range poke. Like at least with pharah it's all she does. When I'm president I'm going to give all supports 15-20m falloff even if they have projectiles.
>>574990082mercymains because nobody else can kill them
>>574990145nigga just use cover
>>574989935Juno, cat and mercy players hate dps who can interact with them.
chun-li cosplay should've gone to mei
>>574991681DPS support are by far the most toxic section of the playerbase and it's not even close. They're the exact kind of person who has no problem soft throwing so they can have fun but then will cry when other people match their energy. JPC/Juno/LW/Ana should all get hard nerfed just to punish their playerbase.
>>574991936>DPS support>JunoJuno players are herbivores. They only fight back when cornered.
>>574992493Not true
"DPS support" = any support that kills me/owg/ is literally just genjifaggot screeching
>>574992937?
>Omnicniggers kills billions>Ramattra: "You oppressed my people and now millions must die for SALVATION."Nice nuance, Jizzard.
>>574992937"dps support" actually means "i died, that means my supports weren't healing me enough". lrn 2 read
>>574993942I had a game last night and both supports genuinely wouldn't do anything but duo hyperflank flank together with mercy and jpc or mercy and juno then got mad when someone pointed out they were just playing DPS.
>>574987882>Not putting The Hana in the top tiergarbage list and also you capitulating to the frejaschizo is gay
I'd totally fuck Dva up the ass
When you btfo someone in match chat, why do they friend request you? Are they trying to say wild shit via DM with less of a chance of reporting or just trying to suck your dick because they have a humiliation kink? I never accept those requests so I'm curious if anyone has
>>574991713it's tragic
>>574993670Anubis killed billions, Omnics were just one of its tools.
>>574994720usually "LMAO YOU SUCK MY BF SMURFS YOURE PEAK" into instant unfriending so you can't respond
>>574994720They just want to have the last word, just ignore the requst and let them seethe in their fragile ego.
>>574994720They just want to be your friend anon. open your heart :)
>>574994532People were saying DVA is an evil gremlin and the banrate shows. I didn't always have hate when playing her in matches but anons say otherwise. As for Freja idk about the schizo but playing her is hell and I got a lot of hate comments and throwers when I got good with her in any season. Her GM banrate is the highest of any hero rn but I have haven't played her since last November.
>>574995428>>574995675Listen to these anons. It's way better to ignore because you know they're mad as fuck hunting you down and HOPING you accept.
One cat mindbreaks competitive trannies' heads.
>>574997114
>>574971447>Implying that D.va isn't bisexual
How would you rework Hog?
>>574998041Yeah I'd rework him into not existing
>>574998041
>>574960173Honestly, Mercury is my favorite Juno skin.It's just Juno but red and black, and the red streaks in her hair remind me of Shadow the Hedgehog.>where is that darn FOURTH chaos emerald?
>ZBRA plays anran nownot my wholesome chungus high skill hero doomfist player
>>574995941it should be illegal to look that cute
what if you woke up one day and Juno, Kiriko, and Anran were your daughters
>>574986073Symm is only hated by Genjicels thoI main both
>>575000649It is, Juno is going to be publicly executed.
Why did they even added Shartierra? Boring character, boring design, boring gameplay,
>>574968532Kiriko should be removed from the gameeverything else has counter or requires skillKiriko doesn't.
>>575001408Same team that did Mauga
>>575000964I would give two of them the world and then ask Anran why she's not Hana
>>575000964swap Kiri with Hana and add a Mei wife
>>574999268Kek based and true. Should have just removed hog when queen dropped but now its too late
>>575000964wonder why all my children are asian
>>575001337
people with the funny colored flags are often the most toxic
>>575003087i like saying hi to the ones with the yuri flag
Bazz is joining Overwatch, your reaction?
I hate being shackled to the tank as kiriko. I want to spread my wings and pocket a flanker in the enemy backline
>>575005023they need a 1-2-3 experiment. the world is ready for it.
>>575001408DPS aimed to Mercy/Moira queens
>>575005023Juno would never smoke, only edibles for her
>>575005023only heal allies when they are critical. kiris are above such things as topping people off. be the flanker you were born to be
had to disable chat because I can't handle these braindead teammates just running down main and wondering why it isn't working
>>575006976wrong thread, sis
if you are a dumbass retarded healer who can't heal i will endorse the dps instead if we win, that will show you
>>575008645who the fuck still endorses lol it does literally nothing, hasn't for years
>>575008645your Mercy teamate will still get endorse showered by the rest of the team, she'll not notice you, sorry
>>575008820>he doesn't know
>>575005023>I want to spread my wings and pocket a flanker in the enemy backlineDo it. Your hero is practically made for that. I had a game where we had Anran Genji and Ana Kiri. The Kiri never left the tanks ass out of sight and we lost. We could have stomped them if she just went in with the flankers.
i only endorse healers and tanks, and say "gr" and "ggwp" after each round and match respectively.being a dps main, i believe in positive reinforcement to other roles and in general even if we're losing, being a good sport to the enemy team keeps me looking forward to the next match and where I can improve.additionally, i don't skip kill cams, and i wait for the game to put me in a next match, as skipping them makes it feel like i'm trying to avoid my mistakes.
>>575009594I endorse the person who had a rough game. Especially when the mercy is flaming them.
>>575009594I overextended and someone shot me. Do I really need to watch it from the other perspective to figure that out?
>>575009594based if true
I usually just endorse whoever has the lowest rating unless they were like unironically throwing on purpose
>>575010159Those are either new players or people who have been chat banned, you lose all your endorse levels when banned
>>575010367There's a lot of people who hover around 3-4 because they're flex or dps players.
>ball tracer sombra comp>somehow my weaver is healbottingWho is this faggot healing on this comp? Had zero damage when literally no allies were in his sightlines.
>>575012218What do you expect from a support who picks weaver in a full dive comp?
>>574966861The Tank/DPS player who only plays a small amount of support on the side is the real chad because it's a description of me
Fucking aye…
>>575008645Endorsement score 5 gives me better EOMM mojo
>>575010615I'm a Tracer main who NEVER drops below 5, I don't know what I did. I don't even have chat enabled
I reinstalled a few days ago and had forgotten how retarded everyone is Tanks are allergic to healingDPS can't comprehend the phrase "don't chase them to their spawn"but worst of all, I am still a piss diamond 5 Moira and can scarcely keep myself from diving their backline whenever I see an unattended Anakinda missed it ngl
Vendetta and Illari are for anal only
>>575009594I turned off kill cams day one in 2016 and forgot they existed until now
>>575013891OW just scratches that itch that no other game out there can reach for me besides OW
>>575013891>moira player>undeserved arroganceEvery time.
>6 game loss streak into a complete steamrollHOW CONVENIENT
Kills your 5v5 game mode
>>575015003*kisses her feet*Thanks for saving Overwatch.
>>575015003Based Satya
>>575003087sometimes I go to report someone but I see they have the trans flag and it makes me feel kinda bad for them so I don't report I wish i was trolling
>>575015003Wow! Hot a what Baabhabhiat
>>575015152egg-kun...
>>575013560Tracer is cute so you get endorsed. Try playing Junkrat.
>>575015003everything about ow2 turns out to be a failure
>>575014573did you somehow miss the last part of my post or is it that your particular brand of autism doesn't jibe with sarcasm
>>575015383nah i know i'm just too scared
>>575003087In my experience the ones playing easy characters are the meanest and angriest, especially to their teammates
Even the gooners put Lena in cute outfits. Why can't Blizzard?
>>574981589i love her
>halo 1 3.0 just came out>no master chef collab
gleep glorp cat skin when?
if there is a god, we will get a shy trap catboy as our next healer
>>574998041When he hooks you, his shot gives you knockback (like ashe gun). Reduce damage so he can never one-shot you (unless you're tracer), but give him the trap back as a compensation
>>574977957
chat is this true
>>575020147Just remove the tank role and do games of 3-3
>>575020147Only if they want to immediately lose like a quarter of the playerbase.
>>575020147would be stupid as fuck but this is Blizzard we’re talking about so I believe it
2-3-2.
>>575020147>Blizzard decided to remove their most popular game mode in favor of a role queue 6v6 that they haven't done their experiment on yet, and told a discord full of attention starved streamers who are willing to say anything for engagement about it two seasons in advance for no reason, making their next season feel like a lame duck.I would say you'd have to be retarded to believe this, but Blizzard's track record is bad enough that it could be true.
>>575020864The first number is the issue not the competitive viability of the comp. Needing 2 tanks per game instead of 1 is retarded, making tanks who care about winning have to queue dps then swap to tank is double retarded.
>>5750211597v7.
>>575020147dude trust me
>>575021612that's what flats suggested because he couldn't identify what was actually wrong with 5v5
Aryan titties
Jannies?
My boss saw that picture
sauce on that mercy skin?
>Advertiser casualties in the millionsit's overwatch
At least he's posting women now instead of black cocks
I'm not impressed
Shoo! Juno could see that
>>575021991
>we lost to a doomfist with 30 deaths
>>575023407What did you learn?
games are almost never decided by which team has the best players but by how clueless the worst players on each team are
good night white girl vaginas
>>575023407The best victories begin with adversity.
Why is Jose spamming porn
>>575023491It's OK if a tank feeds on cooldown as long as he gets a lucky 3k once in a while.
mizuki is too powerful
>>575026256maybe supports shouldn't double as DPS but also have hard CC and good ults
i hope we get another female character that's flatter than Kiriko.maybe d.mon will be?
I play Kiriko and Ana. Who should be my 3rd support?
i once got a warning from bellaboo's chat for asking if winston was a virgin or not
DC collab when?
What would you say if Domina asked you for a compliment?
>>575026848Lucio is the other support who is as dynamic as those two. On the other hand if you want a more straightforward character for the contrast you could pick up Zenyatta or Illari
>>575020147I don't believe it only because if they did that I'd assume it be during one of the 2 designated 'big update' seasons for the year. Then again Blizzcon is back now and in season 4 so this could be their big announcement there
>>575026848zen is pretty braindead
>>575027517How do I get started with Lucio? He feels so different from "normal" heroes.
>>575027919Playing one of those lucio parkour servers until you can finish one of the easier maps will have you set up pretty well to start practicing him in quick play
Flat 50% damage reduction from all supports. Stay in your fucking lane.
Supports are not free food for flankfaggots no matter how much you stamp and pout.
Tank? Queued.Ramattra? Selected.Team? Ignored.Yup, it's gaming time.
The minute they see these it's over.
>>575029998mommy.i want to live right in the middle
>>575013264Give that back a lick, i dare you.
>>575030538More like “Do it again”
>>575013264>>575030780If evil why hot?
>>575030993All hot women are evil
evil women = hotlesbian evil women = hotter
Would you love Pharah more if she had a nice British accent?
i got super bored at work today so I watercolored an olivia.
i am become junodeployer of torps
>>575031815>>575032247Evil hot tanned women
>>575032247where do you work?
>>575032593who wants to know?
Just quit my job. I'm going to become the first 30 year old overwatch pro.
>>575032853scrub who doesn't get watercolours in the office
>>575033301Ganbatte!
>>575033515aight so to avoid detail and self-doxxing, it's the state. It's a laid back low effort job managing some excel sheets and whatnot. it's basically an adult daycare for middle aged brown women to gossip all day and collect a taxpayer funded paycheck, and I somehow lucked into it despite being a straight white male. so I work for about 30 minutes every day and finish my actual work, then spend the rest of the day drawing and/or watching youtube. the benefits are insane too. highly recommend getting an office job with the state.
>>574991936>illari not mentionedillaribros... we are safe...
Remove Doom, Hog, Ball, Genji, Lifeweaver, Cat, and Freja. Dishonest selfish fuckers.
>>575019004good mornyan
>>575009594based, me too
>>575034393good mornyan!
5v5 won, they will lose a massive chunk of the player base if they try to replace it as the main mode. The experiment was a failure, they should have cooked on 6v6 balance changes before subjecting players to it but now everyone thinks it's shit
>>575018162literally mizuki (he doesn't know it yet)
>>575035197I thought it was just a suggested replacement for 6v6 open queue to avoid the classic 4 healer 2dps lobbies, not an actual replacement for 5v5. they'll probably never drop 5v5, doing so would lose too much izzat.
6v6 is non competitive slop for rivalsfags. 6v6 faggots need to go back
>overthrew doomfist>using the hashimoto to get an anima weapon>stealing the super soldier serumvendetta is actually just making a terraria build grabbing random bullshit from everywhere
>mfw 5v5 gets deleted
>>575033925Sweet dealkeep colouring the world, man
>>575026848juno for speed or brig for peel to round out your hero poolor lucio for both but he's one of those heroes you need a rare genetic mutation in order to play
My Shion power level continues to climb week to week
>>575035838why do you look like a retarded obese chinaman
I wish Mei was real.
nothing makes my upset than seeing people with no idea how to position themselves, especially when it's my whole team
I can't get shion. she feels so clunky to play. she has that weird nu-zoomer ability design where everything just feels like a fortnite character.
>>575039481just jump on the supports/dps with your bike's hit+explosion and then finish them, there is no secret
>>575035761what is an anima weapon
>>575039481she's actually pretty smooth to play, just always spam the X and bike ability from the air to do max damage with it
Anran should've had electric powers instead of fire
>>575040561the animal spirit weapons the shimadas, kiriko, and i think mizuki and shion have. basically the handwave for the blatant magic that had been in the series. kiriko's dad makes them
>>575040904oh that's actual magic/nipponese spirits that those characters use?I thought they'd be similar to Moira to keep everything based in science
>>575040703No because then she would be compared to that Valorant girl.
>>575041031Anon was telling you that it's science that just looks like magic.
>>575039481I think you're probably just retarded and bad at the game.
>>575041395meanwhile
>>575041031was actual magic, past tense. they didn't have an explanation until they introduced the concept of anima weapons. iirc vendetta allied with the hashimoto (who had kiriko's dad imprisoned and working under them) to get an anima weapon of her own.
>>575041546oh okay>>575042416got it
>this morning before work - could post on my PC just fine>this morning after work - ''posting from your ip range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse''What the fuck is this and how do I get rid of it? I have to phone post like a filthy savage.
>>575033925>highly recommend getting an office job with the stateTried but got rejected.
>>575043362site has been completely fucked since the sharty hack. it goes away eventually.
>>575033925anything for state jobs in the business analyst field or similar?that's what I'm currently in graduate school for
>>575043362Got a vpn turned on? Most are permabanned.
>>575043703dude i don't know shit. i have a worthless humanities degree and now all I do is work with numbers. I don't even know basic math, I just have excel do all the work. i have no clue how I pulled it off. in my interview I mentioned that I know some excel and the ancient boomers that interviewed me were so mindblown that they offered me the job the next day. no matter what your degree is, learn excel, that's my advice. you can do the most basic shit and people will think you're a wizard.
women cannot be evil
>>575020147This is just describing the dynamic queue they're testing next, and it's obviously going to replace 6v6 open queue, not 5v5.
>>575044252Mercy Adam Jensen'd Genji without his consent
>>575044742the whole reason anyone plays open q is for the shorter wait, are they really gonna ruin it by introducing role lock? the 1-3-2 flex already splits the tank role in half, what's the point?
>>575043362tranny janny gave me a 3-day for posting a non-lewd "off topic" lena last week so who the fuck knows really
losses just keep stacking day after day
>>575040703Winston and Shion
>>575035761I'm conflictedAnything to get the Doomfag off the stage but I don't really appreciate short-tempered larpers waltzing in and acting like they own the place
>>575044742>it's obviously going to replace 6v6 open queue, not 5v5.LOLOLOLOLOL
2-2-2s shall inherit the laddernerf the tankfaggotry, I can't stand the single point of failure whenever they are braindead
>>575015003Pretty based that she self-inserted herself into the game.
I enjoyed the qp hackedI'm not enjoying things nowEven the mood of people ingame was lighter and it's turned miserable now.
this game didnt need another aoe nobody is allowed to die ult
>>575046786They could probably reduce the healing of sanctuary, too many mizukis drop it just for that instead of using it tactically for its projectile eating ability
>>575046981They should actually just delete mauga and mizuki until they come up with completely different ults for them.
Doomfist returning to the lore with command grab chains and air mixups.
>>575047361Always nuanced and reasonable balance takes from /owg/
Heartbreaking: 1 in 4 OliviaGAWDS are mentally retarded
>>575048091I love Sombra but I dont even bother playing her anymore. Only time I really do get to play her is in mystery heroes.
>>575048024"nuanced and reasonable" is how fucking retards get to ideas like "hey we should fix nobody wanting to play tank by trying out a mode where you have to queue dps to have 2 tanks on your team instead of solo tanking in 6v6"
Erm that's very Anaphobic of you to suggest she shouldn't do 100 damage and 100 healing on an 8m aoe ability that also negates healing and boosts healing and she can throw at her feet and heal herself with every 10 seconds we should be more nuanced and reasonable about this and give her more ammo.
sombra rework idea:>hack channel and duration is .5s>doubles with every consecutive hack (no upper limit)>resets when hacking a new target
>>575046381Because people were treating it like a novelty. It would get sweaty if permanently added.
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5v5 won
>>575048091Questron made a good video showing off why High-Speed Bandwidth is good
literally just alt+f4'd a comp game because both supports were mercy mains and the one who didnt pick fast enough spent the first 5 minutes of the game using text chat to try and get them to swap while soft throwing on lifeweaver
>>575049426then why does questron himself take viral replication every time? he also made a vid about encrypted upload, doesn't mean it's good
>>575049483>role queue enables people to not get screwed out of the only role they can play>Mercy mains are beyond the salvation of even role queue
>>575049483>two mercy mains>both insanewhat are the chances?
>>575049362Is that Jose
>>575049653well the one who picked first just ignored the other one and was just doing normal mercy things which is whateveryou'd think they'd have a delta in the matchmaker to never put two mercy mains on the same team though. maybe they know that'd make support queue like 2x as long as DPS or something
>>575049724No way
>>575049787Huh?
>ashe is ugly but everyone finds her hot>freja is hot but everyone finds her uglyfascinating
>>575050336Do you think Moira is ugly?
>>575049724>>575049787>>575050258Its just two lame niggas still trying to force this shit huh?
>>575050580yeah
Why do my teammates not move with the Juno ult
>>575050336Freja's design and personality are dogshit. Ashe is superior in every way.
>>575050580I don't know who Jose is, I just thought of No Way Jose
>>575049362That might be the most cancerous top 3 possible
>>575049362the strongest syster
>>575050695It's too slow.
Nobody like Frejanegro here.
>>575050528i would fuck her
>>575049535There is a trick to using the stealth hack perk. If you throw translocator immediately across and above someone, you can immediately hack them easily and safely and re-engage after you have an opening or your translocator back up. I only play Sombra when it's a swap during the mid-game and I can get this perk quickly.
>my dps and weaver can't kill one ball>one of them was a fucking sombra>somehow they all died 3v1 to himThese are the retards asking for nerfs to dive characters.
prisoner's dilemma but you're queuing into 4 mercy mains on your team and you can only pick 1 role
>playing olivia>kill a widow 1 (one) time>it immediately swaps to sombra>kill it again>swaps to mercy>spend rest of match farming iti think it was just an eomm pity lobby but still.
>>575053265Yeah that's kind of ball's whole thing
Supports do too much damage and have too much health Tanks have too much health and DR
How do you do? Fellow bronzies
>>575054854Yeah ball doesn't win 1v3s he distracts in 1v3s and sets his team up. These retards couldn't even scare him off they just died to him while he was alone.That's not a character issue that's retarded players. The fucking lifeweaver of that group had 10 deaths by the end of the game.
cannot listen to her without seeing sombrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z65pym0oStQ
>>575055465xmen is so gay. they would be cooler as persistent villains to the avengers instead of muh heckin racial politics allegory
>>575055667Thanks I was wondering what someone who survived being strangled by their mom multiple times would think of it.
>>575055667you lost chud
>>575055667If you think Xmen is gay wait until you hear about this little group called Overwatch.
>>575054528>open queue>eomm
>>575055348people who can't aim against characters designed to fuck with people who can't aim. same deal as genji but in tank form.
ball doesn't have a critbox because he's just too skillful it would be unfair if people who were good at aiming could do extra damage to him
>>575055909hey nigger, here's some trivia:every single multiplayer game uses eomm. every single one. multiple algorithms have been patented by several large gaming companies (yes, Activision/Blizzard is one of them) and many more are licensed out to smaller games. unless it is a very amateur indie game, it has some form of eomm. the goal is not to create fair matches, it is to keep players playing. this is not rocket science. gaming has been like this since the late 00s and the broader industry shift from p2p to dedicated servers.
>>575056451Nice fanfic.
>>575056451kek
>>575055667WRONG
>>575058668sex with jubilee
you guys often see a team lose because of a massive endorsement diff? feels unfair that the matchmaking would do that.
>>575059009I fully believe people who mass report and avoid end up on the same team in loser queue
>>575048091high speed bandwidth is the better perk but it's just tedious as fuck to minmax with so I take replication each time even though it's borderline useless
>>575061098That would explain why I don't have the horrible experiences people complain about that make me suspect they're crazy. I have never touched the avoid list and use reporting exclusively for cheating
>>575055094I dropped two ranks yesterday from rage queuing, I might be joining you soon
Which character should i fap to today
>>575064901hogdaddy
>>575064901futa juno
>>575055348Hard to say without seeing the replay but there could have been something else going on. Like if groups of people already have chip damage and are distracted it's not unheard of them to die to a single tank.For some reason people assume ball can't do the same damn thing monkey or dva can.
>>575065840Monkey and dva should also not be 1v3ing and killing them all. When shit like this happens all you can do is baby sit your terrible team and hope they make up for it. It fucking sucks. I know it's a team game but fuck man.
>>575049483They really need to release another hero who plays exactly the same as Mercy and looks just like her. Her sister, Grace?
>>575064901loli dva
fuck vendetta
>>575064901venture of course
when will 4chan get its own AI chatbot
>>575066707>implying
Lijiang Tower? The GOAT.Eichenwald? The WOAT.
As a Turk, Emre would be considered a white European in most places
As a Fin, Emre's AI would be considered a black European in most places
I like the idea that Emre was this tough Turkish special forces chad and popular with women (which is why Freja liked him so much) until the AI buckbroke him into compliance by making him black out and wake up having his holes pounded by multiple hairy overweight Middle Eastern men, until he turned into a good obedient little cumslut
>>575068198>Wrong and retarded: The Post
>>575066707wait you think you aren't the only anon here talking to a bunch of AIs?
My theory for why low ranks like payload so much is because control gives you clear and immediate punishment if you play it wrong.Bad players tend to try and "defend" the point by standing directly on it, which gets them surrounded and massacred by a team that takes the high ground. This has happened too many times to them so they think control is bad or difficult.If you play payload wrong, it only gives you delayed punishment (you lose because you didn't pull the payload far enough) and it's not clear to drooling imbeciles why this happened.Metals are like dogs. If the punishment is not immediate they have no idea that they fucked up.Every mode except control should be removed from ranks below masters and there should be no map vote.
I fucking hate low ranks, you try to take angles and play aggressively but nobody follows you they just sit on point as 4 for fuck sake how do you cope with a passive team?
I am very good at Mercy flappy birds, i got to 59
>>575068198lijian is fucking based but i dont mind eichenwald either
Remove all payload/hybrid maps, none of them are fun
playing brig is LITERALLY the most fun you can have in this game
>>575069625>as a turkmy condolences, i wish you a speedy recovery
>>575055348Options>Chase ball and half the team gets picked off>Ignore ball, it fucks up your backline>Ask team to switch to dive comp / ball hate (good luck with that)the creature was made to damage your mental, hence the cc on zero cooldownhe banks on being annoyingly unkillable and that's reason enough to have him gutted like launch Brigitte
ball is easily killable if you do anything except 1v1 him like a retard thougheverbeit
went 3-2 today, one game i lost the tank sat in spawn so that sucked.but my most recent game i had 47 eliminations as Shion, we had such great healers on our team that even our Juno had almost 50 elims.it's quite fun when you have god-tier healers
>>575073407hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tank diff
Are you team white or brown women, anon?
>>575074327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LPGldyY7M
>>575074327it's team white WITH brown women, nonners
>>575074381fpbp /thread
>>574994720i used to spam friend requests so the person would get the notifications. and i knew they never turned the notifications off for some reason, because they'd often accept 1 second after i sent one.
do you guys actually see 'toxicity'? barely anyone speaks a word in my comp or qp games and when they do its something like 'i'm gonna run it down as ashe haha, my bad' or 'guys i bought a new car today' 'congrats what type'the only people i block are pride flag users because 9 times out of 10 they'll bring up some weird sexual shit.
>>575075328its probably like 1 in 50 games but there are absolute retards that crash out at everyone because theyre personally playing badly
>>575075328Depends what time of day it is and what heroes you play. If it's in the afternoon from 5pm-11am, you'll get a lot and also more chances if you play a notoriously hated hero.
>>57507554311pm*
>>574994720it was in a fighting game but I beat one guy so bad in a mirror matchup he wanted to give me props we ended up sparring for a while till he got a better feel for it
I have never lost a brig mirror.
>>575075328had a tank ban my declared pick whilst I was talking to himhe then proceeded to 1v1 and chat with the opponent Rein the whole match who was doing the exact same thing for some bizarre reasonit was a 4v4 essentially with two Reins dueling somewhere in the map and talking trash to everyone else because "This is my troll account"other than that type, I don't know if it's toxic but there are those who just give up immediately, call the DPS/SUP/TANK useless/uncoordinated/carried and type gg in match chatfunniest part is that we usually win in the end, in which case they will tell you nice going or good job team like nothing happened and I'm left thinking, can you really not hold your tongue for a bit watching the killcam?
>>575077938This is the reason why new maps are rarely released.
>>575079683Because they are shifting to 6v6 and new maps will have to be designed for 6v6 again. It's why so many of the old maps feel like shit in 5v5, they weren't made for it.
>>575079683and that's a good thingthey should start removing the shit maps toostarting with the flashpoint shenaniganswe can get the game size back to under 35GB
>tank gets diffed>blames dps>"I have 4 masters accounts you guys suck"This guy was clearly not a masters tank. Why lie?
>>575079683They just released King's Row (Japan) and people would still rather vote for Eichenwalde. Why create new stuff when your customers don't want it?
>>575081294he conveniently left out that they were master support amounts
>>575001978Excuse me Juno is martian
>>575034774
>>575081997Something something born in a stable something something horse
>>575083192Martians just resemble Asians ethnically for unknown reasons.
>>575082741
just had a game with lvl 215 illarijesus christ what a killer
>>575083317
Do they actually call him Cassidy now?
>>575083793good nyight
>>575084873good nyight cutie..
>what are we doing?>where is everyone?>TEAM???
>>575085023
no more reporting and mass avoiding my failing teammates, I will reform and become a positive gamer
>>575086128You can still avoid. Avoiding is not toxic.
>>575086575avoiding puts you in loser queue with other avoiders
>>575086726just avoid the avoidersdo I have to do all the thinking around here?
>>575087828but the avoiders are already avoiding me
>>575085402
>>575088207then you cannot be in a loser queue
>muh taking spaceThis is the new reason a tank can never turn around right? more important than making sure your backlines not getting molested by monke and genji at the same time
>enemy team gets a 2-2-2 team>you get 0 tanks 1 support>and they get experienced players>you get brand new ones>AND you get placed on defenseweird how this is supposed to either be "random" or "balanced" when it happens every other game
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