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h-hello, n-nonny...
>>574965191
how long does your average GL run takes?
>>574965234No more sloppa pls...
wa[\spoiler]hey
>nonny
>>574965234Cafe hitting Tachyon with a coffee stained paper fan
>>574965234roboshichi training
Is it better to put FLB Light Hello or FLB Tachion in support for friendpoints maxing?
>>57496525850min on the dot
>>574965286phonepost moment......
just MLB'd Light Hello
I'm gonna go super hog
this is my life now
>>574965364Flb lighr hello. Nigger I dont have one 0lb jdidhdhsisudhaksis ahahahajaj
+ doesn't suck now?
I tried asking the gemini button on youtube to summarize the main talking points on an uma vod and it did it with the timestamps to check what to do in the new scenarioAI truly is the future
Apologize.
>>574965364Light Hello since she's a card you will use in every deckTachyon is good enough 1LB
>>574965440>Nigger I dont have one 0lbJust spend 600rolls bwo kill me pls
>>574965431No need for a timer50 minutes is just two anime episodes
>using the trainee tickets from clearing the new scenarioWell shit, guess I'm running triple ace this CM. SMaru and Tachyon are the only speeds I need for fronts in GL, right?
>>574965375this is the future of all umas post-retirement I'm afraid
>>574965364what's FLB
>>574965463I just ran a muteki and she came out A+. I think it might have just got fixed gwo.
how to play GLits the fastest scenario with minimal thinking involvedyou just do the thing and if rng bad = kill
>>574965514MLB i'm retarded
>>574965514Friends Lwith Benefits
>300 rolls>LB2 Tach>LB0 LH>1 s.Maru(LB3)>3 trash SSRsNot bad, with the free selector I can MLB s.Maru. Is MLB Tach and LB1 LH the minimum requirement? Just need to luckshit one more if so.
This banner was the great equalizer.All the whales are getting screwed.Meanwhile I MLB'd Tachion and 2LB's LH in 330 pulls. FTP btw.I hope you all pay your entire slave allowances while I get all the cool toys for free. I hate all of you.
GET SNEEDRO
>>574965441When you're making an ace it doesn't suck but for parent or spark looping it does because the regular and plus versions count as separate sparks and don't get the inheritance bonus
>>574965353japs were way ahead of us on the meme... robo city....
>>574965502Yes, whoever tells you to use 3 speed wants you to make a sprinter
Is your club going up or down in the ranks with the introduction of auto?
Daughter portrait!
how are other umas supposed to compete?
How to setup shichi auto training? What race to add after Haruten?
>>574965364There's 4.4k LH on Chrono but 8k Tachyon, so I'd go LH.
I actually feel bad for making Gold City my auto salve, i feel like pity training her for once is this how she gets me??
>>574965656too small
brick status?
>try out auto training>I need to wait an hour before I can wayWhy would anyone use this over botting which is faster?
My trainee saw the all of bruises and cuts I gave myself and I had to lie about how I tripped and fell down the stairs so she wouldn't worry
>>574965815Giga
>>574965560>Is MLB Tach and LB1 LH the minimum requirement?Yeah
>>574965673By not being an ugly HAG
>See Ya Later!>Increase velocity when followed by another runner directly behind for a long time.Is this skill for pace and fronts only?
>>574965853what do I do if I got MLB LH and 0lb Tach
>>574965932It's PTO. Works on any styles (except if you're planning to be 9th place for the entire race)
>>574965823before you can wei, you mean
>>574965941You forever bounded to borrow tachion bro idk
>>574965941Either cut your losses and just borrow Tach, or continue pulling like a retard so that you'll have 9LB LH + 1LB Tach
>>574965960I wish I got paid time off ;_;
SHIRAOKI-SAMA, SAVE ME! Bless my next 100 pulls. Or I'M GONNA CHUCK MYSELF DOWN INTO THE RIVERHoeeh, minna arigatou...
which do I use as my bricked Tachyon: 1LB Suzuka or Sweepy
>>574965941Forever borrow tachyon for the next 4 months
>>574966035You don't?
>>574965932Gold playtime's over! It never gets printed on another card so enjoy it.
>>574966035Anon was obviously talking about this...
>>574966042Sweepy
how many male and female trainers has she devoured
Playtime is one wordIt should be PO not PTO
>>5749660417 and you get the cards you need in 7(7) pulls
>/uma/ Club still hardstuck in S-rank
>>574966152your mom is one word
>>574966042Sweepy is lowkey better than MLB Suzuka except for 15 prio
>rolled for dumb falco>ackshually the next CM will just be XOguri and double domsDefend this
>>574965815Borrowing lh till the next scenario... The cb banner might get me one or not for all i care. Already spent 200 to get the chink dirt horse. Cant really afford unless i dont want to double spark mommy mejiro in november
>>574966152But we'll get confused because PO stands for Pull Out
>>574966195My mom is dead
>>5749660417 and you will get a happy life
What cracked out whale deck am I supposed to use to even come close to this stats.I could get 1500 Spd and 1000 wit, but not that power. Or vice versa the Power but not the wit
>>574966231well that is one word
Guys... i think i fellIt's over for me
I NEED MORE PAWHERE IS MY PAPA DOKOLIGHT HELLO SAVE ME AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
>>574965331
I lost the link to the game8 training comparison tool and I can't navigate this shit website well enough to find it
>>574965918YOU COULD HAVE SAID "BY ACTUALLY WINNING RACES" TO AVOID BEING THAT RUDE YOU KNOW!!!
cute city
>>574965941If you're a pace main, pulled 150 times and have that then use crystals otherwise stick with Maru if you're a front or Kita otherwise and save your shit for Pasa.
>>574966190You'd be barely A+ if not for "him"
>>574966273It's okay, Anon. We never stood a chance.
>>574966152nips abbreviate according to syllable, prease understand
>>574965234Trainer's hand slapping Rickey's ass with the text: "Let's go Rickey!"Just make sure that only the arm of the trainer is showing, not the entire figure.
>>574966273
>>574966428her figure is insane
MY FAVE TRAINEE WILL NEVER PARTICIPATE IN THE GRAND CONCERTONLY I AM ALLOWED TO BE HER FAN
>>574966318I pulled 350 times...
So, if i just gonna farm M1 races on mant with autofarmIsnt this insane for sashes and shoes?
>>574965815182
>>574965815I got lucky and will manage to MLB both on 400 roll with the remaining free rolls. Saved 200 rolls today.Thank you Fuku plushie
>>574966149cute artstyle
>>574966556>spoiler I demand a picture
>>574966532> Not having like 1k of each sash and shoe by nowIt makes the dirt farm a bit easier but that's about it
>>574966327Seethe
>>574966041Okay, now dont die.
>>574966301Being a hag is not worse than being a LOSER
first run, idk wtf i was doing but that felt awful
>>574966629Okay show me your 1k kashira kinen sashes bitch
>>574966635Am not though, you all just look pathetic compared to him
I don't like this COMMIE concert, if you don't want to be a backup dancer, then win
https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc?si=rv1UI5ZKa0XqFPiD
>>574966659Maya... being a hag is your future...
>>574966301Maya doesn't win races tho
>>574966629Especially new dirt tracks for rickey, yeah bwo
you didnt earn those parents
>>574966701>glazing
>>574966596Isnt she the cutest?!
die young and leave a beautiful corpse
>>574966716>dogshit inheritheh try again
>>574966768that is one big forehead
i'm heading back to unity bros
>>574966532Yes, it's also good for carats since you occasionally get those as rewards for winning races. Nice addition for F2P, especially while TP costs for runs are halved.
if i have neither tachyon or hello at a good MLB, which should I borrow
>>574966765Glazing what? The graphs are literally all there and you're all just not doing anything
>>574966190it's actually kinda sinking a littlemaybe we're a bit too relaxed
>>574966813>creek when she has a recovery unique
>>574965353
>>574966816didn't they add a limit to the carats you could win? 20 a day? then again I was barely making 10 a day from career so whatever
>>574966823light hello is copable at 0lb so even if you only have 1 copy, tachyon would be the better borrow
>>574966813Yeah adding creek tanks so much to your stats that I don't think it's worth the consideration.
>>574966816>f2poors will literally set alarms and wake up every hour all night like a new mother just for an extra 2 cents worth of carats
finally
>>574966768
>>574966520Spark Tachyon twice then use crystalsIf you don't have crystals then you're not going to like the answer.
>>574966532>nobody warned himFucking cunts. Ai doesnt use shop and rivals for MANT. do GL or Unity
Stop doing Dio pose, Rickey
>>574966813>3lb tachyonholy brick
i have a feeling she stinks
Mile and sprint CMs will be fun, but for medium+ stamina is such a pain in the ass to get, if you dont have 9* stam parent then it's over
>>574966894I got 30 in one career so that seems doubtful
>>574966912>whales when you tell them you don't want to spend €500 to MLB a card
>>574966813>we finally reached the point where if you didn't play since day 1 or spent stupid amounts of money then you can't even compete anymoresomeone show me a good uma built with SR cards please i keep seeing dogshit even with SSR MLBis this fuckass scenario such a fucking RNG fest?
280 roll and got tachyon mlb'd and 1 light hello from pity. Think I'll do the free rolls and pray for 1 more.
>>574966716we are eating GOOD
>>574966808yeah 4 me
glazing Light Hellos donut not that, mods don't ban me
>>574967010In like a good or bad way? This image makes me think bad
>>574966894They did in jp but I think it was 200/day. Kind of hard to hit that number unless you luck out or miss sleep (or somehow tamper with game data, in which case I hope your carat stash gets obliterated).
I got every song
>>574966912N-no... I wouldn't do that.
>>574967019Deck?
CYGAMES DO SOMETHING ABOUT SHICHIAAAAIIIEEEEE
im student C (my oshi is xoguri vbobo smaru)
We told you MANT is the f2p scenario, why did you not listen?
>>574967102Tama is so cute
anus is on fire rnregretting that mexican
>>574966832They are not going to accept you in, bro
>>574967035>wtf I never played basketball before and I got destroyed after challenging the local basketball team captain to a 1v1. Must have been his expensive jordans
>use my 50 scout tickets on the tachyon banner>don't get anything but an SR urara and festai see cards suck so much bros there's so much pack filler that cock blocks you it never feels good to pull
heyyou can't do that
>>574965234turn first frame of this webm into chibi?
>>574967194Let's see Uma&Co's rank when he leaves
>>574967208uh oh danchous not gonna like this
Good milening!
>>574967268Why is this harlot exposing her sexy tummy like that
>>574967268is this what peak mile body looks like?
This is literally free money
>>574967187It's one of those days, huh. Now imagine Elco has to deal with this every day.
so am i supposed to spam lessons??
>>574966894>didn't they add a limit to the carats you could winSupposedlyhttps://umamusume.com/news/100094/>Free carats, which can be obtained at a low probability after winning a race under specific conditions, have had their daily acquisition limit adjusted to no more than 20 times per day.
>>574966410
>>574967202If you wanne be competitive trainer, better open your lubed asshole wide boy. The carrat isnt gonna work by itself
yume ga kitto kanau kara...
Did they nerf card chain completion rate in independent training? I swear I never get professor of curvature
>>574967395>>574967092>>574967026AAAAA so maybe I misread? does that mean 20 times of 5 (now currently 10)?
WE. DON'T. LIKE. UMA TORENAS.
>>574967382Yes, spam rainbow trainings and buy as many lessons and songs as you can, as early as you can (while still getting great hype for every performance, ofc).
AHEM I HAVE A QUESTIONhow the HECK are you supposed to know this is a MIHOMO bourbon card
>>574967035>someone show me a good uma built with SR cards pleaseMant is over now it’s the bad times
Join Mambo next month or else...
>>574967493>spam rainbow trainingsBUT IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET FRAUD MOTION TO RAINBOW
>>574967468torena-san...
Schedule for robo shichi?? does it work in URA for spirit farming?
I think i'm gonna buy limited paid banner bwos...
>>574967359O_O
>>574967401https://youtu.be/IMWFnYnQVRw?si=phteCCd_jCgaBD2HBased
>bro gold skills are guaranteed to finish in autoWhich gaslighting did you also fall for? 6+ runs and I see fuck all in a 3ssr deck
>>574965234light hello marriagelight hello sexlight hello pregnancy
wait I got butt scratcher seiun SR to MLB she's so good for auto too, groundwork hint and sp bonus
>>574967468thank you Argays stoppers, Cucurella you have the worst hair in the game but you fought well (the Mejiro Ryan of football)
>>5749673824 songs before each concert
wow this scenario sucks for making parents
>>574967523>27/30it's over
>>574967550after TSS, run every G1, no need to do more because you will just have more SP than skills to buy
>>574967495another question would bE WHO THE FUCK INVITED MY BLUD DIGITAN
90 pulls in and got lb2 light herro and lb0 tacky. looks like I'll be exchanging for dark goodbye and borrowing tacky.I'm thinking of spending the spare carrots to get copano lickey her unique animation makes me happy when i see it on the pull screen. thoughts? prayers?
>>574967495>>574967495
>>574967163w-wao
>>574967643>12/30Its Mambover...
>>574967495maybe cause its her face on the small square
>Muteki is autoing Ugs>AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE EMERGENCY NERF>Shichi is autoing Ugs>"We'll allow it"
What scenario is independent training best on? Are pal cards useless on that mode?
>>574967665>nepo with tachyon>part of the dirt crew with round
>>574967495they should've made it a group card so that none of those uma can use it
keep farming
>>574967732one was a bug and the other isn't
>>574967468Sorry meant to post this. Like can't even get Swinging Maestro
>>574967735https://youtu.be/KGu2IiZuzUgwatch on double speed, great info>tldr grand live is the best auto scenario, use yaeno or shichi
>>574967732>City is fucking the higher ups at Cygaymesa tale as old as her used up whore gyaru pussy
>>574967736I HATE CURREN
auto doesnt work with the new missions.... afk bros not like this....
>>574967523bring back Keb and I'll join
>>574967764Finemo was stripped of her royalty months ago she can't tell me what to do
I am fat, balding and ugly ojiisanhow come city wont fuck me
>>574967732umafraid so chuddy you can't escape her now
What are the good scenario skills to get from Unity and URA? Ignite spirit Power and Wit? Racing Spirit Power and Stamina? Everything else is pretty bad right?
>>574967732I expect to see everyone with KEEP IT REAL next CM
What if i have neither of those 2 bitches?
mehorny boobon
I am so hyped, playing 1st time.
>more speed/wit slopwhen will stam and pow cards have their day? I've had buyers remorse on this creek card since URA 1.0
>>574967886racing mood
>>574967732
>>574967764Not me on the right since i don't even attend training anymore. She'll be fine on her own.
>>574967395Correct, you can get the reward 20 times, not just 20 carats
>>574967927DIE YOU FAGGOT
>>574967886Racing spirits stam + moodIgnite spirits whatever, they're all fine if you're maxxing that stat, fronts might want wit
>>574967010
Wait.. the half TP event is up.
So, TT umas still on Unity for the witmaxing or is GL better?
>>574967918You have to use Creek this CM on almost all umas bwo
>>574967918Grand masters for stam and Food festival for power
>>574967927heh
>>574967967lovey dovey sex with dober
>>574967010no way she would be smelling nice
>>574968007but every deck i've seen is just speed/wit
>when will umamusume get goodneveryou dont have to cope anymore
>>574968039xoggers get all their stamina from inherits + having to run four heals bworeal umas have to get it the hard way
>>574968039And how much Stamina did the umas have
umamusume crotch in my face
>>574967764
>>574967918I might unironically have to bring a stam card to my runs or all the umas I train are going to gas out at miles, I miss the stamina scrolls bwos
>>574968007is 0lb creek enoughI'm stuck permaborrowing tachyon unless I luckshit three copies in the remaining free pulls
>>574967732pretty privilegeand that's why i hate shichishe can berate bc the majority of the fanbase wants to fuck herwell, newflash, retardsSHICHI DOES NOT WANT HER TORENA (YOU)she thinks you are cringe and that you should never try anything ever again
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>574968004TT umas rely on more spso GL
>>574967918power cards will literally never be goodas in, some power cards will be good DESPITE being power cards because they have shit like this
other umas truly are sub-umanOGURI SUPREMACYHEIL OGUTLER
>>574968142wtf what card is this
>>574968020no
>>574967010She could be fresh out of the shower and still smell like umanko after a month of G1s.
>>574968072nothing stopping you from taking four heals on a different uma
>>574968093Get a life you fucking loser
>>5749680872LB is not useable 3LB is cope and MLB is ideal.Run an uma with an innate recovery and get Parents with Stam sparks
Wtf bwos this character is trash
My trainee keeps breaking into my house and putting photos of us on the walls and in my bedroom
>>574968087it wasnt enough even in unity gwo
>>574968142Nah power cards will become good once they make so that 2 speed 2 guts is not enough to get max power
This scenario’s alright. Really excited for all the new Light Hello art and/or porn.
It's looking like you cant go balls to the wall with every G1 but if you forego like 3 or 4 you get steady SS
>>574966532MANT is the weakest scenario for auto mode
rapey hurty sex with dober
>>574968193Behead all those that insult busty perfection.
>>574968160tamamo
>>574968195good
>>574967226
my ult is level 1........
>>574968225nyes it wasI won longslop cms with 0lb creek
>>574968249How the fuck it's weakest for Sashes and boots, when you can do 30 races in a run???
Dober asked me for sex.I said no because I was so surprised and now she refuses to look me in the eye...
>>574966813>>574967035This is a f2p deck and this is my only run the entire day. I have no clue what Im doing, waiting for guides.
>>574968313people rolled for that?
>gold SHITTY trains better if (you) aren't watchingwhat did cygaymes meme by this?
Don't you want to do the maint race schedule in a better scenario?
>>574967858He rejected his invite...
>>574965234Dober (embarrassed) asking trainer for sex
>>574968341>f2p deck>look inside>full MLB>four SSRsBUUUHIIIIIIIIII
>auto will end right after chrono updates the graphmy fans...
>>574968320nice
400 pulls, MLB Tachyon and LB3 Light Hello. Hoping I can get her final copy on the remaining free pulls!
>my trainer didn't show up enough with Akikawa
>>574968394Yes.
>>574968359of course, you need to 3LB the scenario pal she comes out with
>>574968341use your own light hello and borrow tachyon
>my trainee showed up with another mant
>>574968434>your own light hello and borrow tachyonHaha...
Starting with Nishino literally all the power cards here are good and the only generalists are Nishino and Tamamo so you will need to make your style choice
>>574968446That's not how it goes
>>574968359It comes with Tucker, so you had to roll for her anyway.
Buhishin
>>574968476light hello is lowkey usable at 1LB even MLB rare
>my trainer showed up with a visible erection
>>574968425>400Are you going for 600? The freebie isnt done?
>>574968087Send a dirt B Creek/Summer Spe with all the golds then hope for the best
Remember: if you don't get your flatliners to contribute you WILL be overtaken by former B clubs.
>>574968505Why is Tamamo edgy deranged there?
>>574968432there seems to be some kinda miunderstanding, the Tam Power being talked here is the card released during Tucker's Island I think
>>574968539Start wearing clothes around him then.
>my trainer was panting and visibly sweaty when she walked in with another trainee whose hair looks disheveled for some reason
>>574968547many such cases
Am I supposed to remember what I have?
>>574968562Bricked will be a C club next month
>>574968193why is she so pissed off about End Closers in particular, did she race against Golshi or something
holy. shit.
>>574968580>he doesn't know
>>574968562Actually we were a former A club, technically
>pay up
>>574968562>Haythere made more fans today than Autis/uma/LMAOOOO
>>574968563You're a 30 year old grown ass unc with a professional trainer career, and this happens to you.What do you do
>>574968547I had 600 set aside but I got where I’m at now in exactly 400. Didn’t wanna wait for the remaining 50 freebies.
scamcha
>>574968330Because MANT auto DOES NOT USE THE SHOP AT ALL
>>574968609Just click passion. Composure is just wit spam.
>I forgot I was lactose intolerant, had two milkshakes and have been farting nonstop for the past 12 hoursuma for me?>what flavorcookies and cream
the mogging is unreal
gyaru pussy smells floral i bet
>>574968679>-7500 carats
>>574968609Passion is what you don't have because you get it from clicking Stam. Composure comes from Wit
>>574968245You can still do most G1s (just not JBC)
>>574968698>even literal soulless automatons refuse to play mantHEH
>>574968341>bwo has more stamina with Bakushin than my cm18 acesmight have to skip this scenario...
>>574968678accept my destiny
It's Yaenover...
https://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2074029990270980525
>>574967035I'm doing TT umas with my poverty deck, Taiki mostly has SR and is for Dirt Mile, Seiun has some SSR but yeah, in poverty mode, she's for Turf MileYou should be able to do better than me, I'm retarded
I can literally smell Hag Hello coming
>>574968698SO WHAT BWOI using it for SASHES AND BOOTSREEEEEEE
>>574968754I’ll live! It doesn’t affect any of my pull plans.
>>574968726if you keep drinking it you will be able to handle itanyway, special week
>>574968425bet you redeemed the sparks already tooalways the retards getting lucky
>>574968330You can do 30 races in the other scenarios too, it's not a real run.You just have a chance of usable parents in the other scenarios. If you have Gold City SS to UG is free with that many races
>>574968804good thing I trained 2-3 Yaenos with respectable white skills. What's with Shichi though?
10 auto runs for hotwife goldcity comming up
>>574968852As a licensed dietician, please do not do this. You can't exposure therapy lactose intolerance like you can for other allergies.
>>574968756i love smart falco's helpful tips, legit learned so much from falco posters
>>574968849buhiGOD...
>>574968703>>574968756So that chart on gametora real? Also, you get 2 ONLY if it's friendship, right?
>>574968883they know shichi is so shit that even an Uf one would not win
Yaeno finally gets a Wand they take it away instantly
>>574968678Be professional!
>>574968883intended mechanic instead of a bug
The minimum requirement for activity in clubs will just be increased by everyone, now that autoplay is around, right.
>>574968563>>574968975link the fucking doujin already
>>574968840>sweat, alcohol, fried and oily foodI would sniff her for days
>>574968949not cool torena-san... she want to run too and you mean to say she's only good for her looks..?
>>574968914that literally did work for meyou have to do it every day tho
>Go Ahead and LaughCygames you absolute fucks.
I think I overdid itand by "I", I meant Oguri Cap
>>574968947I dunno what the chart is but it's probably correct and yeah rainbows are needed to get 2 of the currency
I told you danchous of even mid clubs are going to start requiring carat refreshes KEK
So which auto career is best for farming fans? Mant gets me 1 mil per run
passion fuck with lite hero
>>574969006Why is U***a carrying them
>>574969014They're separate image series. This one only has three images. This one is 1/3, the one you quoted is 3/3
only 1,5 annis until our HERO saves us
>>574969006y-yeah
>>574968914Don't listen to Spechud posters. He just wants all the cookies & cream for himself.
impressive
I too am a Spechud
Are TT dirts still only mile or or have they mixed medium in it too?
>>574969006>meanwhile /Uma/Clubs chart barely changed cause they were already botting
>5 flatl*ners barely moved up even with autoplayDanchou, kill them.
unless my b+ club slips down near 3000 I'm not going to bother with autos that much eitherI'm not sure what I'm even aiming for with autos since i can't be bothered farming p or gp
>>574969006>10milweak sauce
>>574969112>>5749690142/3
Less impressive
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>girls' legend u>girls' legend (you)
>>574968840>design a girlfailure>make her the embodyment of sexmany such cases...
should i play black flag 2.0 or try out this new scenario...
>>574969339What are the unsexy girlfailures?
>>574969297I'm glad they brought her back for ramen scenario she's really sexy
Why does telling my trainee that I got a lap pillow from my attractive colleague improve her mood? Is she just pretending?
>>574968729yeahsmart falcon still has youthful complexion, is in shape and isn't sagging everywhere
>>574969381>playing ubisoft slop
>>574969309
>>574969381I'd rather play Mant than touch ubislop
I too am in this thread
>>574965234Light helio's reaction to Grand live being a grand FAILURE
She kinda got a point tho
Usable?
Just did a run following what >>574964105 said. Worked out better than I'd been doing before, for sure.
>3LB kitasan>MLB finemo>no super creekI forgot to use my anni selectors. Is it even worth it to get at least 1 copy of super creek?
umapyoi with hags...
>>574969518mwah
>>574969381pirate it hehif you already bought it then refund and pirate it
uhuh sugarmommy
>>574968883Hers is a career event, not a bug.
>>574969381>he bought blacked fag
>>574969584>>3LB kitasandude you're not even human, get kitanegro to MLB already
>getting a success instead of great success in any of the 5 concerts instabricks your runWow what a great mechanic, specially since rng can decide that all songs will need the same resource that it kept asking for before at the same time instead of the resources you actually have plenty of
>>574969584the stats suck but maestro is maestro
stinky
power gain bonus also affects power gained from speed training, right?
>>574969382
>>574969672>>getting a success instead of great success in any of the 5 concerts instabricks your runHow so?
>>574969619Imagine her state after deepthroating.
>>574969567ahahah what a deck, Mark!
oh, is that one youtuber
>>574969720
>>574967582Happy life with middle aged mares
>>574969309> girls legend u> glu
oh boy i cant wait to read 4 months of schizo anons bitching their the highroll requires you to, you guessed it, to highroll 7 and i kill myself
>frontrunners have Runaway SistersDo the other styles have their own group?
KWAB
>>574969567>
>>574969792i'm gonna need happy life with fat mares
>>574969792Don't drink alcohol during pregnancies, you retarded girl failure.
>>574969852I'd show up. I'd be her only fan.
wait... fall is autumn?!
Calling uma sex rape is just about the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Anyone autistic enough to create a song tier list?
>>574969898some say it's statutoryI say it's mandatory
did you guys pull on the scamcha banner
>>574969732If you dont get 5 great success concerts you dont get the hint for the good gold skill of the scenario
>>574969898that's just umapyoi, rape is rape
>>574969852This bitch is freakin insatiable. Didn't we get help her get like 5000 billion fans a few months back? Why the fuck does she want even more fans?
>>574969945so what, that skill is ass
which uma isn't a fan of the "gay community"
>>574969763>>574969861I have spent a grand total of whatever the pick ticket was at 1 year anniversary. The rest was saved and planned for because I've been playing since like a month after launch. You can literally know every single incoming banner and plan ahead, you know that right?
>>574969716Yes
>>574969937trve buhibros pull on the guaranteed 3* banner too
>>574969983first the citythen the nationthen the planetthen the universeall for falcon
>>574969928I only heard like 10 uma songs so its hard but might be fun if those are available on youtube>spotifytoo poor
>>574969937ye I got wedding curren
>>574969937Did 10 pull, got nothing bwo
>>574969831You're supposed to advise them on how to burn their bad luck before they roll
>>574970039talking about stats dumbass
>>574969945>the good gold skill of the scenarioyou get that for tolerating a drunk sloppy mess of a washed up mob uma 5 times. the scenario skill is asscheeks
>Non creek stam cardsYou could have been so good to me cygaems...Why...
>>574969937Not yet, will when I get home from work.
>>574969937yes
Falco? My oshi
>>574970019I did this and got Summer Maru I already have her MLB so I paid to get cleats
>>574970054wdym got nothingit's guaranteed
>>574970036i know gold city and neo universewho is nation and planet
>>574969983Fans are for Falco what food is for Ogurin. No amount will ever satiate her.
>>574968416
>>574970126You mean paid banner?Will do it later
>>574970134well there is rose kingdomwhat about sounds of earth
>>574969852Sorry I couldn’t make it that day, Curren was streaming.
>>574970150holy sexare falcos underwear concerts open to the public
Tachyon rape
>Falco hosts an entire concert and gets 1000 fans>Curren tweets a selfie and gets 1000 fans Holy humiliation ritual
she comes on a bit strongtorena-kun might even realise he's being hit on
Kita Speed is a satanic zionist scam, Sweep SR shows up to training more than her with half the specialty prio
>>574969937Yeah. Very happy to get Cafe but not sure how to train her in this scenario. She has no speed growth so probably 3 speed cards, but then she won't have enough stam
>>574970246>this neigha thinks 100 spec prio is 2x the effect of 50 spec priomake school mandatory again
>>574970001THE GAY COMMUNITY?????
>>574969006yes
>>574970246Kitasan hates racists. I'm sorry but it's true.
>>574970246>he isn't praying to Shiraoki-sama for good trainings
umanko
>>574970321Yet she loves chud BWC, make it make sense
TORENAAAASTOP THINKING ABOUT HAGSYOU HAVE A CUTE LITTLE PETITE GIRL THAT WANTS YOUR BIG FAT COCKWHY DO YOU NEED EXPIRED MEAT SO MUCH?DON'T YOU THINK SHE MIGHT STINK?
How many free rolls are left? I only have lb1 light helio and it's kinda shit
>>574969894yes my dear Ulala
tachychud
Falcon's lewd belly.
>LH is like Falco and fumbles stealing Torena from an underage Uma
Why the fuck all of you got Two umas in banner?
kitasan black but she is brownmake it make sense
>knocked over a closed bottle of poppers>the smell still escaped somehow and won't go awayit's always something
>>574970376Go away Shiwudesu
>>574970376makween you're out of line but you're kind of spittin'
>>574970294yeah /uma/
>>574970436>bottle of poppers???
wakaranai... someone hold my piggy hand...
>>574970452Holy fuck.
>>574970452Sexual Suzuka....
>>574970245>DemeritFat ass
>>574970436why do you, as a man, have poppers?
>>574970452sex
>>574970491>3LB SSRI don't touch poors, sorry
>>574970436like party poppers? gunpowder?
>>574970373Daiwa Scarlet loves BWC though and me too
>>574969541
>>574970293>>this neigha thinks 100 spec prio is 2x the effect of 50 spec prioDid I say that? No. All I said was 50 is 100/2 you dumb motherfucker, learn to read
>>574970576>bottom right can>PEEElmao, piss drinkin' slag
>>574970407WHAT did she meme by this
>>574970452Umas with spread legs...
>>574970576>PEEEhello-san...
>>574970572you mean Scarlet loves you too right...?
>>574970674Teio wouldn't do this...
>>574970223Only for her biggest fans (paypigs)
>>574970436I had 4 cans of Sapporo earlier and nearly gagged while putting the 12 pack back in the fridge because 3 of them were room temp
that's enough slop for one thread don't you think
Uhhh bros? I thought there was gonna be a paid selector
>>574970716Falco swimsuit concerts when...
Where should she go on my TT?
>>574970701Uh sure...
I hear Rin through Light.
>>574970751sloppa is the future old man
>>574970796I bet her umanko is stinky
>>574970857This is the one, this time for sure
>>574970796on my PP
>>574970851oh that's a relief. for a second there it sounded like you were saying you were interested in sharing a BWC with her.
>>574970572Truthnuke
>>574970857BOG CANT HOLD HIM DOWN
So how come Gold City gets to keep her free UG Auto Careers?
>>574970857Japan will never EVER win the pree de lark trumpet
oh wow I didn't know Girls Legends U would be the scenario song, this is amazing
>>574970793
Just finished my first run of GLI think I can do better but I got the blueprint down for how to build XOGuri
>>574970978to keep latechads on the hook until their cards come out
oh nou
>>574970963idk why but that made me laugh so much
>>574970978They might not be able to fix it as easily because it's not just a one time skill effect.Or they did fix it and just didn't tell us because most people didn't figure out how to really abuse it.
>>574970576
Derb
75 Energy??????? damn light hello sex must be unreal
>>574970978because it's intended
AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>574970947Mayacat my beloved
People keep calling Light Hello an old hag but I'm the same age as her :( am I old????
>>574970793front row seats
>>574971181Its because you have been psyopped into imagining the screaming retard when you read that
>>574971316Falco would NOT be that slutty
>>574971316holy moly
>>574971307you're a twink compared to most of the ojisans here
falcobros....
>>574971306
>didn't click LH enough? Brick>didn't click Akikawa enough? Brick>don't have enough coins? Brick>didn't get the 2 SP songs aka the only good ones to show up early? Brick>Mood is important again so get too many mood downs? Brick>don't have stamina sparks? Brick>all added to the usual bullshit like events not finishingWow, this scenario is actual dogshit. No wonder Falco is the main girl.
>>574971291>much more aggressive than Falco yet still fumbles like her
>>5749713074chan users aren't people
>>574969567Nice Inari One. I will do as you did as as well, apart from my LH LB3
>>574970978Because her special event gives her a billion stats, even in normal careers.
can you mutts behave for a second and stop posting slop as soon as you wake up?
>>574971102So Creek or no creek?
>>574971423kek
>>574971307We're all older than her, we're just stuck in the delusion that 20+ are hags instead of our peers/junior. I know I still see Kaede from imas as older...
>>574971126I want to train her so badly. Imagine this hag trying to be competitive again, her plump belly and thighs oozing out of her bloomers, fat tits bouncing up and down the racetrack as she huffs and puffs, her breathing not one of a veteran umamusume, being reduced to pitiful moans as she collapses at your feet from just 15 minutes of training. And she will still come back for more with a tired smile on her face, knowing ramen and beer will taste so much better after practice...
>>574971448Normally I dislike bl*ndes, but Shichi is so hot I think I have to make an exception
>>574971320Winning Ticket is not a retard. She is a perfectly functional and very good girl of medium-to-low intelligence
Welcome back, Make A New Track
>>574971470they love ai sloppa too much
also auto career cheats and doesn't really suffer from over-racing
>>574971423AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>574971448this is my trainee I'm good friends with
>>574969937Yeah. I got ballroom Fuji. Is she any good?
>>574971483No creek.3 speed 2 wit.9* pow. 9* stamina.
>>574971562>4.8k SPfucking hell bwo
>>574971423I'm Spectator A
>>574971316FALCO IS A SLUT
>>574971516Also that dialogue hints that she was a failure as runner because she didn't suck her trainer's cock
>>574971470Posting slop while I do 1000 slop Shichi runs at work!
I don't like when the game bullies Falco...she's trying really hard...grr
>>574971307I'll be 31 in two months and don't particularly feel any older than in my twenties
>>574971510
Light Hello would definitely be into roleplay umapyoi
>>574971048But what if he does?
I think I'm cooked bros. How could cygames do this?
>>574971696It hits you all at once at around 33
>>574971786Your crystal? 2LB LH is usable.
>>574971786at least you got a tachyon
>>574971786spark tachyon twice and use a crystal
>>574971815>not saving the crystal for ramonu wit or speed pasa
>>574971881you'll probably never believe this, but you'll get more crystals between now and them
>>574970576Nyoooooooo
>>574971786Double spark Tachy and put a crystal on her to MLB. LH works fine as is
My club's rank is going down
>>574971881We have the whole scenario to gather 600 pulls for ramonu
>>574971881Unless you plan to flatline, you should have 2 crystals by then.
How do the ignite "+" and racing spirit "+" sparks work? Is it random if you get the "+" or not in a spark? If I have a bunch of ignite PWR sparks and get a PWR "+" spark, does that not get the added chances of passing down to the next parent because they are different sparks? Can you create a "+" spark on a different scenario if you get it through inheritance? I'm so confused.
how many victims of the "MLB Tachyon in 400 pulls" gaslight did this thread have? damn
>>574971948But I want to roll for Kita, Helios and V Fujin
>>574971668To hell with the past, let's build a future together with a cute hag.
>>574971786i had the exact same rolljust take the L and use the crystal
>>574971974-
It's so fucking hard to get StaminaHoly fuck man
>>574972017If you're a frontfag then just skip Tachyon
>>574972005The hilarious part is that I got two new copies of Tach Wit in my initial 100 pulls. They're just fucking with us at this point.
>>574972070>no stamina card>stamina is hardbwo?
>>574972070where the fuck is your wit
>>574972070It's like everyone forgot what actually running URA is like
i hate breathing
>>574970303>SEA>clan tag in nameEvery time
>>574972070have you tried using stamina cards?
>>574971815>>574971848>>574971934I gotta wait for the free pulls just in case...
>>574972083Rape is lucky according to Feng Shui>>574972086I did
>>574972070i find it way harder to get powerif you lack stamina just borrow creek
>Waaah waaah why can't I get stam :(((((You lazy neighers had an ENTIRE SCENARIO to build parents with stam + TS sparks to shit out stamina without ever even touching the button, that's literally the point of the TS spark coming before GL, why are you suddenly acting so surprised?
>>574972083You can't post that
>>574972005I told myself I'd only go for 400 if I get 2+ copies of Tachyon in my first spark because then I could basically guarantee MLb in 400.I got 2 copies of tachyon in my first 200 so I'm going for 400
oops
mr doto will rig the larc so that tabaru wins again he will NOT goof up!
gropeano lickey
>>574972201isn't the URA spark better since guts is a fake stat? or does TS spark give more stamina than URA?
>>574972083no horny
>>574972243mcfat.....
do i want to borrow yaeno muteki in my auto runs? for the skill hints?or do i stick with the usual 3spd2witLH
>>574972252Frog witches will turn mud into a bog again this year
>>574972358depends on if you can get SS with her cutie
>>574972161Of course and I hope you get her to MLB without a stone
Why is this young lady inviting me out?
So which wit card should I be borrowing for pace Xoguri? Nakayama Festa?
>gold recovery from scenario link>concentration from event chain>a stam cardIsn't this really good for fronts this CM?
>>574972474Bless you cute oranj horse
Okay but I really realy really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
for some reason this pisses me off, this should be a flat high rate
3LB Tachy>1LB S. Maru?
>>574971974you can't create them in other scenarios, they do not increase the odds of generating the normal version, so they're not that great
>>574972518It's a shit card in terms of output. We already get concentration from Wit Bourbon
SUPER CREEK IS A FUCKING BRICK
Does independent training continue while I have the game closed?
>>574972628stop using cards that take forever to get to orange bond baka
>>574972645yes
sexual training
How the fuck we can finish this quest bwos?
>>574972645no lol that'd be overpowered
Sorry danchou, I'm gonna READ the story
>>574972684I think it's a reroll
it's that easy
>>574972713>>574972670
Light Hello, the Event Banner
>>574972083You CAN post this, post more!
>>574972786it continues and just test it retard
>>574972786it does, you're being gaslight anon...
>>574972853>thinking for yourselfishygddt
>>574972786do NOT close your game
>>574971562Agenda? And which scenario do you run with her?
>>574972005>gaslightworks on my machine
>have 1LB LH>eehhh might as well borrow a MLB one since i have all the other cards>mfw MLB LHwhat the fuck i need to pity and use all my crystals on her now pull for her guys
>>574972672My trainee doing indepedent training while I do depedent training with Light Hello!
>There is only on Kashiwa Kinen race in MANT>I need 45 of themWtf
>>574972952She's literally useless after GL, don't get tricked
>>574971786above average luck. Light Hello is already at the right level, Tachyon will get both sparks and a crystal if no more copies in the free pulls. Plenty of people getting no copies of either in that number of pulls.
Where's the evolved skills?
>>574972336Guts being bad is a lie people want to believe
>>574973050Coming with Grand Masters I guess.....
does "racing is le hostile" apply to autoruns too?
Is this skill actually any good
didnt make ug uma this scenario sucks and i hate it and i hate myself i wanna die
>AHHHHHH MUH STAMINA MUH STAMINAGwothers... you did prepare your stam+star climax spark parents before GL, didnt you? You had plenty of time after making sprint cm aces
Just significantly cleared out my follow list. Didnt realize I was following some /uma/ people already....
>>574972005I got that with sparks though also 2LB Light Hello
arrest this woman
Tachyon LOVE
>>574973197Was too busy looking at anon's juicy cock for 1 hr instead of doing 1 hr mant runs...
is Grand Concert a buhi scenario?
>>574973050check under your foreskin
>out of borrows>still waiting for free pulls to end to manually play and try out the scenario>low on tp and want to use it to potentially reroll sparks for my auto parent runs laterSo umm... what are you guys up to right now?
>>574973296haha that's our Ai for ya
>>574973197nigga M*NT did not deserve my time
>need 1500 and 1000 staminaFUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>574973298>mlb 2 SSR's to be competitiveyeppers
>>574973296same
>>574973336you're going to hate the next five years of this game then
>>574973392not that anon but I already hatre it here
>>574973392nah I've made peace with jobbing in CM's
I haven't met a single who owns Rickey and doesn't have MLB Tachyon yet. You guys should pull on her banner to improve your luck.
>instant datingglos...she wants my D....
Wait where is the Gaze on Me outfit?Please tell me we can use it on our profile eventually
>>574972996Double rewards are going on, you only have to do it 23 times at most. more if your club are savages requesting them
>>574973480Shut up before I pull on your dick
gates (the small number in grey) for KGVI&QE StakesMasba 4th gateWurttemberg 3rd gateCalandagan 7th gate
>>574973296Ok but cant you look at my cock on one monitor or phone and farm your stam parents on the other
>>574972005looks like a few of you won the 0.15% chance lottery
>>574972481>young
so Girls Legend U was meant to be the main theme or rather IS the main theme of the game rightwhy did it take so long for it to be part of the game tho
Don't call me "gwo", "gwocho" or "glos" or any variation of that. It's childish.
this 1 second delay on every action is driving me crazier than the shit rngstop playing
>>574973591Uhh yes. I'm a young man and she's a young lady.
>>574973646
>>574973646bwo...
IM FUCKING QUITTING THIS GAME
>>574973646qwo...
>>574973719Rice would not say this
>>574973646Fwo...
>>574973752Rice wouldn't say this
>>574973646Accidentally called my dad "gwo" the other day and I could see his soul leaving his body for 3 seconds. I blame all of you.
>>574973142metasmarties pls respond
>>574972551Ew, and when they appear they seem to block the normal version from appearing in sparks. They seem to be annoying to farm.
>>574973719REEEEEEEEEE I HAD TO GO FIND IT AND SAVE IT
So did anyone here legitimately waste their luck pulling on the simulator? I must know for karmic purposes.
actually if you bot cygames would put a rate down on your account.
>>574973860It's basically a mini radiant star. Gamble accel/speed after 50%. Not worth prioritizing.
>>574973503Of, that's good, ty Toketo
>>574973646awo....
>oh, you want to get tokens from LH? Too bad, theres a hint on her training so thats gonna block her event>oh, you want to get tokens from LH? Too bad, the training level is gonna increase after training so thats gonna block her event
>>574973749There's a LH and a Tachyon right there? Don't be greedy gwo.
MY FUCKING HEROS
Thank you Cygames, for finally pushing the patch while I was asleep.Stego cute.
>>574974032AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN FEEL MY DESIRE FOR FILLIES AND COLTS LEAVE MY BODY
>ran manual GL once>racing is bad there because you don't get the song points thingWhere do I tell the autobot to make parents? URA/Unity still?
Found out that Falco's a slut
THANK YOU GOLD CITY (SEXO) FOR SPOOKING ME IN ROLLS AND NOW BEING A BABY FACTORY (SEXO)
>>574973839a normal person wouldnt have a clue about the implication he'd just think you had a brainfarthe knows
>>574974032What's with all the Original the Character umas having light or some variant in their name?Light HelloSaint LiteSugar Lights
>>574973719what a villain
>>574974032I FUCKING LOVE BIG UMAS
But im a creek....I'm a weirdo....
>>574974174>Saint LiteAnon?
>>574974128yessu. Unity for Parents. GL for katsuragis
>>574973543Masquerade Ball please....I'll be happy if you just survive
>>574974224WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREI DON'T BELONG HERE
>>574974174SAINT LITE IS A REAL HORSE
Wife Hello
>>574974174Sugar's Lights in my mouth
>>574974174Japanese horses like Death Note
>>574974243oh she's real, hahaI just assumed
>>574974029Just use auto if you want everything handed to you
>>574974224Rice might say this
my first ssr out of a sr+ ticket
>>574973543Please come back home safe, Masbo.
>>574974360Where do you think the Saint Lite Kinen got its name from?
im not getting enough dopamine from thiswheres the big explosions like unity
how come only mares will sign with me?
>>574974326She's like 30
ok but why is the song cap so absurdly high at 400
>>574974174it's a cool engrish word that japs like, like zero
>>574974475For hoardchads duh
>>574974445from your mother, gwochacho
me and bwo
>>574974174one of the first horses the owner of cygames was a shareholder of was an obscure miler from hokkaido with light as its name. couldn't find any info about the crown name, but it was definitely ____ light.ofc, the horse never made it big, given how there isn't a single notable Light from thr countryside in the JRA record booksbut, cygames owner eas too attached to this horse that when they madr the game, every relevany npc uma had to have light in it, as a way of immortalizing their first attempt at breaking into keiba
>>574974449this but without any irony clicking doesn't feel good
>>574974462what a coincidence, me too
I can't see lewds and umanko on xitter anymore because of the facial scan censors
>>574973646I know youre just baiting for it but no way pwo >>574973839Yeah what he said that just means your dad is one of us
what a scam
>>574974534there's an actual answer?!if you made this up it's an impressively plausible gaslight. either way, cool
>>574974462I am 30, which means we both gotta act fast.
>>574974692
>>574974462I'm 32. She's perfect. She's got the mature plumpness and smell to her.
>>574974462OUT OF 10!!!!
SEX HELLOOOOOO
>>574974462most of this general is 30+
>>574974795umama...
>>574972551So i would want to grind the home scenario for the + versions, then take then to another scenario and get the non "+" version to make them easier to loop in the future wheb I am not doing parents in URA or Unity? That seems annoying, glad I grinded regular ignite PWR and Wit when Unity was giving regular version sparks at least.
>>574974671the WORST part of card pulling is that the random spooks are garbage it isn't like uma pulls where you at least get a new horse you might not have gotten but here a random SR card means jack and shit
>>574974406INSANE GJ
>>574974773Why do women start smelling different after 30...
Love how she goes from absolute coward to trying to be cool.
My precious trainee has been way more clingy ever singe Light Hello released. I wonder why
>>574974462bwo
>>574974795What the helly you guys aren't actually THAT old right?
>>574974976She's way older than 30
>>574975017I'm 37
>>574974976Go the fuck back
>>574974930internal clock that tells them they're about to croak, so the body releases certain hormones as a last-ditch effort to reproduce
>>574974878I've used a lot of 0lbs for parent farming and even for CMs. You just have to understand the game instead of watching videos and copying what they say.
>>574975057SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
that cleavage bwos I'm gonnA EXPLODE LIKE THE PURPLE BALLS FROM NU-UNITY
I've been waiting by the door for the past three hours waiting for a package but as soon as tracking went down to it being one stop away it vanished and that was an hour ago so the deliveryman probably fucked off to god knows wheresometimes I feel like god is punishing me
I do not care for the romantic advances of Light Hello
>>57497501735, eat my crust
Gameplay wise, this scenario is kinda mid. But the writing is nice, albeit carried hard by Light Hello and Tachyon. In all honesty, Tachyon should've gotten the Grand Live alt instead of Falco.
>>574974976which is funny since this particular hag is already almost 40
>>574974878wait until Ramonu. at least this was a double banner with a scenario card. rolling hundreds of times to hit a 0.75% chance with all the useless spooks happening along the way is going to mindbreak anons
>>574974462Good.
>>574975187>sometimes I feel like god is punishing meHe just testing you, because you can do it bwo
>>574972005I luckshitted MLB Tachy and LB3 Light Hello in 350 rolls (used first pity). MLB Light Hello will come to me no matter what.
>>574975214>But the writing is nicelmao you're gonna be having that on doubleskip for the next four months
>>574975214Body built for pumping out colts and fillies
>>574975017I'm 31 and I've been here since 2007
>oh I've been playing all night but I still have TP>set up a run before going to sleepNips had to wait 5 years for this, incredible we got it within a year
>>574975221god, imagine the SAG
>>574973646gwobal
>>574975017Maya is ojisan coded, of course she would ask that
>>574975407>>574975407>>574975407
>>574975280And? You don't need to read a book five times in a row. You can enjoy it with a single read.>>574975292Torena's canonical wife and mother of six.
>>574974773>>574974930>>574974959>>574975160>>574975214>>574975292Umamusume: Pretty Derby wants me to believe I should get together with my trainee that's autistic and built like a 14-year-old instead of this fertility goddess that could birth ten of my children without issue
>>574975187This is why you should order from umaDASH!Both our runner's speed and efficiency will leave you absolutely FLABBERGASTED
>>574975017You haven't seen poals? 30+ demographic was dominating.
>>574975332interlocking fingers with Stillnakadashi with StillStill in Bed
>>574974462>7 year gapI'm not going to make it...
>>574975492T-that's not UMADash's mascot..
>>574974646what kind of shit hole do you live in, EU?
>>574975492only if I can stick my hands up there
What did we learn
>>574976083theres no way to get stamina
>>574976083that senior year bricks harder than ever
>>574976141bwo your whistles?
This is fine
>>574973480Ok but this is actually true? I threw a few spare 10 pulls at Rickey, she blessed me, and I got MLB Tach and 0lb LH in under 150 pulls. Rickey or Brickey is real.
>>574972917I ran it in GL>Agenda?Unironically just use the throne MANT schedule
LH is a gaslight
3lb Tack and 1lb Hello after 220. Gonna ride out the rest of the free pulls and hope for one more of either. If not, back to pulling.
>>574973336>2 MLB SSRs>BuhiThey've given out enough selectors and crystals to get one of those without spending any carats
