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This thread needs more rape.
>lack stamina>borrow creek>end with 900 power
Light Hello isn't even that hot
Post something cute
>>574975461This bread will not have grape.
Chud.
dusty mare nadakashi
>>574975471uh oh the twinks are getting uppity
Heavy Hello
>>574975465I'm building stamina parents ourely because of this.
>don't need to remember to change from late to pace in make debut anymoreBest feature of the update
>>574975575I will not stand idly by while SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE RISING SUN Special Week is slandered
>>574975471aha! but she -is- hot
wahey
Do not, Oguri.
Sex with sex
Who is the trainer, who sold the world?
>>574975575
>>574975651What are you gonna do about it?
>>574975653This movie is not only old enough to post here, it's old enough to drink
>>574975632But you're still making the same additional click, so it's all wash anyway. I think it's even 2 clicks more.
>forgot to get green friendship with akikawa
>>574975667The cum chalice after it got expanded to the cum cauldron
can we...?
MorningThey should add an option where you can put on fast skip but if something like a career scenario starts it goes back to no skipI have to keep going into the log to read some parts
>game sends me notifications about full TP when its not even 30
hoooooeeeehhhh.....
yes yes finally another tac- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>574975735Same, I was too busy hitting rainbows to notice
>>574975443you underestimate how 14 year olds are built in umamusume
>>574975701me and my oshi.
I WANT LIGHT HELLO TO BEAR MY CHILDREN
ok im getting the hang of itnow the only massive issue is the fucking staminabut i hope that eventually i land an usable 8-9* Stam parent by spamming auto
>>574975763Do you guys not have that option?
>>574975717Your death will be fast for the sake of those around you
KIMI TO
>the sheeple are falling for the hag umaganda
>>574975923I look like this
im cumming
>>574975854I've only run it for real once, the rest was auto, so I'm still getting the hang of it.
>>574975858if we have I havent found it
>>574975951ISSHOU GA ICHIBANSUKI YOTTE MOTTO GYUTTO NE
>>574975854your inpirations look ass trainer-sanat least borrow something worthwhile
>>574975889Gonna eat me our something, fats?
>>574975972heyyyyy
This is a Sirius Thread.
Digitan LOVE
i cried
Grand Live isnt a great looping scenario even in independent training, not enough hints compared to unity, and not enough powerful hints compared to unity.Shichi has guaranteed SS so its not really an issue either wayRIP muteki you were a necessary sacrifice
>>574976012Anon pls, dont make me remember happier times...
Whole fucking thread stinks of hag...Dia-chan save us!!!
>>574976018hi
>>574976017Your bloodline will not survive the year
>have a brain fart moment and forget to buy the 18th song before Y3Dec2Don't be like me, it's so fucking stupid that it checks before the fucking concert without any prompt
>>574976061>normal versionanon?
>>574976008Don't know why of all the QOL's you got, you guys don't have this. I put unskippable but it really means it stops skipping entirely depending on if you have it on or off.
>>574976131Consider my timbers shivered.
>>574975838Where is Gimlet!?
>>574975978that fat pouch at her pelvis is very good
>>574976108Imagine hag Dia's powerlevel
even in unity cup, even at 2LB, light hello still gives the most skill pointsis this shit bugged?
>>574975763That option is already there tardgwo
>>574976214Yes...
>>574976167Whoops that should be Uma Training events.
>>574976108but imagine a matronly Dia hag...
>>574976061>he didn't get the true ending
>>574975951
>>574976179
>>574976214A diamond will always be shiny, no matter how old it is.
>>574976114sorry i'm too single and unmarried for this
Early releasing Unity+ was a mistakeGL was supposed to be a great refreshment after MANT but now I'm just disappointed we're stuck with this annoying scenario instead of absolute peak
Forgotten...
>get mlb Maru in 200>took 160 to get Rickey>already at 2lb Tachyon + 3lb LH in 350Feng Shui magic is real?
>>574976320don't be like that...
>>574976161>>574976273It's my first run, i don't know how this works properly yet.Is it because i got one show on "Success"?
My trainee apparently saw me going out for drinks with Light Hello and went off of me during this morning’s training, calling me a “creep” with an “adult uma fetish”…
>>574976221pal cards have some wacky calculation on autopay no mind to it, it doesnt translate to actual runsyes you can even add Throne and you will end up with like 4k skill points
>>574975763you can use the option to not skip the shit you haven't ever seen
Should I auto GL? I'm inclined to parent build on Unity since GL has a shop and auto probably doesn't model it that well.
>>574976424yeppers
>>574976326Releasing unity without the purple bubbles from the get go was a mistake.
Okay, after you get the great success, do you save all the gay points for the next round, right? Because if you get locked out of reaching the next song, it will reset and that progress will be lost rendering those points wasted useless?
Tachyon LOVE
Oh, this is the first time I've seen this particular animation. There's other are "up close and placing slowly" but not "freaking out and having her hands shake"
>>574976473i get more stats and 500 more SP on a GL auto runonly reason i'd consider doing unity would be for the better gold skills
>>574976265
>>574976424iirc you need 18 songs done before early december senior year
you can't get the trophies from auto? gay as hell
>>574975734Yeah, but what if I'm retarded?I play Make Debut like that video of the blind autistic tracking the flashing lights, a lot of the time after 11 turns I automatically click view results out of habit
>>574976167>>574976241>>574976471oh I found it, I never messed too much with the configsthanks
>>574976416i need to keep things professional or i'll start fantasizing about taking you to my hometown. it's a precautionary measure
Don't.
>>574976214
>>574976596lmao get fucked
>>574976374Dont say that...
Why buy 4 songs if 3 fills the gauge?
>>574976506you buy techniques until the song shows up in shop and you dont buy itit stays there after the concert and THEN you buy it so it counts for next concertrepeat for concert #2 and concert #3concert#4 and onwards you just spend everything asap
when they gonna let you clock your regular races?
>>574976727I see. Arigathanks.
>>574976726because the true true ending requires filled+1 songs
>>574976692mating press every time she does this face
>>574976374using an AI slop bot trained on fucking ThiqwithaQ is horrible
>>574976818Oh....
>>574976671well, okay then...sorry for bothering you
>>574976714
>>574976647I’ve got my hagfucker and cripplefucker permits right here
>>574976812
Should I actually be strategic in what techniques I buy or just go for what's cheap to get to songs with more coins?
Independent Training is making UMAs better than my own runs...
>>574976985train and get more coins>train and get more coinstrain and get more coins>train and get more coinstrain and get more coins>train and get more coins
>>574976935delete this
>Did 9 auto ggp runs today and only one was slightly useable for loopingI don't miss doing this manually
>listen to Falco's song while rolling>Get Zero Light Hellos
>>574976885A beautiful and slender beauty like Suzuka has it hard in these hag times....
>>574976985as long as you don't screw yourself by running short of certain Color when the song shows up you can do whatever
>>574976935Sloppa might not be so bad afterall...
I’m out of borrows
Helios power and Sweep tosher also gives crazy results on auto training
>>574976695is New Year Dia good or is she a sidegrade or oshi pick
What are we even doing
>>574976695I want to marry Dia!
>>574975785Not sure if it's a problem on my end but so many games seem to have fucked up notifications and inconsistent notifications that I disable them all on install.
>no more NSMENTER
Dia raped me
>+30 extra specialty priority from songs>still get no rainbows>Kitasan still refuses to show up on speed
This is ok
>>574977089Light Hello fucking HATES Smart Falcon confirmed
>>574976221LH is pretty based in general. PTO spark is good.
>>574977209nimble is good enough, everyone's gonna borrow wit Teio instead
>>574977181solid for longs. Not meta like laurel, but can def win
>/uma/ for a yearCYGAMES PLEASE YOU HAVE TO KILL SWEEPY AND ALL THE BOTTERS>/uma/ as of yesterdayI will never do a manual run ever again
>>574977361def doing that for kita, need a good wit badly
>>574977316She sees herself in her too much...
>>574976473Unity has better skills, GL has more skill points. Getting SS or 1100 stat breakthroughs in GL is annoying and inconsistent on auto.
stop posting me.
This would have been amazing if next CM wasnt OgurislopShit is literally made for her, its so fucking ass
>>574977075People will literally tell you parentslop on manual was peak gameplay and that it going automated is a bad thing KEK
>>574977426difference is I am not risking my account by running a shady, vibecoded bot with 10 months of interpersonal discord drama behind it, sweepydev.
>>574977426I did 5 ace runs today gwocho you can stop spamming this retarded post every thread, thanks.
>>574975723In civilized countries, that's the same age.
>>574977630>Capture.pngnow post the graphs as you do
>>574977635The shitters you build can hardly be called Aces
Soon…
Light Hello's tits are fucking huge dude god DAMN
>>574977589I'm actually not sure the automated is all that much better. Doing manual runs I was consistently hitting 1k stats on at least one stat, usually 2. Without hitting that threshold, the blues on Unity parent farm are simply not coming through. Lots of just straight up disqualifications because the blue is a 1 star.
dangerous
>>574977654Civilized countries don't exist because alcohol would be banned in such a society.
>>574977426>Sweepy Constant risk of being banned, have to trust some anonymous hackerman, creates gap between people that willing to risk it all and those who ignore it>officially mandated autorunAvailable to everyone, completely safe, even if much less efficientThey're not really comparable.
>>574976561>>574977464>loop URA/Unity for whites>either auto or manual (grand)parent runs on GLI think I understand now
>>574977693that's actually me
Hey babe, lets you and me forget this Grand Conshit thing and head out for some Karaoke?
>>574977693I'm not the graph poster, I'm the mob uma joke poster
>>574977426
My PC is broken, quickly nearing end of it's life and I still pulled like a retard. I guess I have to buy a new one now to make use of these cards
>>574977708Yes!
>>574977786EVEN WORSE>>574977764proof?
You don't need LH. It's a gaslight. And you fell for it.
>>574977810don't you guys have phones?
>>574977737try using stamina focus as well as higher limit break cards
>>574977890Spicaman wouldn't do this
ONLY ONE MORE SCENARIO UNTIL MY COCK BALL DROPS
>>574977860Excuse me for trying to bring joy to the threads
imagine training Spe while dating Light Helloyou're surrounded by the cutest obese umas in the game
>>574977967Stop being a flaming homosexual/troon for starters. How about that retard?
>>574977008It's cuz thry get filled to the gills with skills
>>574977737Unfortunately it will be another scenario of two before uma not named shichi are consistently hitting SS in auto and 1100 statlines in the good blue stats. Right now auto is trading off manual piloting which can hit those thresholds, for brute force "I don't have time for this" grinding.
>>574977810Trainer-san phone doko
GM is also going to lock our decks into 2 speed/2 wit/ancestors/flex isnt it
>>574977952sounds painful.
>>574978027aren't you forgetting someone?
>>574977728>titsFor me it's her hips.
>>574977426I'm glad I can finally delete all the garbage from my pc
>>574977860the graph doesn't look funny today so I'm not posting it. i'm not a terrorist
>>574977737Tach has been really good for me but I'm running her on GL
>>574977913That piece of trash is only good to phonepost on vietnamese horseracing forums
>>574977191Your mom, exclusively
>>574978125by the time the ultimate fatty is here we will be free of this gay ass scenario tho
>>574978094The phone that he will most certainly do a manual career run on I hope
Are dirt type uma weak to water?
Damn, Light's Hellos are huge
>>574977708I can finally start oshigaming
>>574976885IM MARRYING YOU DON'T MIND THAT IDIOT
>>574978262If they are, you could say that they're immune to electricity because they're grounded
>>574978204you were supposed to buy a new pc before AI fucked up part prices anon
>>574978263Get back to the concert trainer
>>574978367
Auto is uselessWe need Sweepy
oh just take my heart out and fuck a hole in it why dont you
that's one great grandparent down
>>574978462Super Strong S...
>>574978487she's worked hard enough already
Middle aged women can be moe
>>574978139her in-game hips and ass are even bigger than the card
>>574978527
>>574978326...with a romantic proposal and all?
Does the old Auto have a purpose anymore?The one with the goddess shit. Does JP even use it at all or did it get removed
>>574978652that will be embarassing but SURE
>>574978139
>>574978656Supposedly its faster and you can intervene mid run if you want (lol), but I've never heard good things about it.
im getting less stats in grandlive compared to unityits so over for me bros
>>574978675Timeskip scenario where all of the child umas grow into busty beauties when???
I'd never take my trainee to my hometown. They will see all the druggies around and think I'm garbage...
>>574978716don't do it bwo she's a man eater
>>574978497uma's storytelling is so fundamentally gimped by the cheap mobile game format. such a shame
>>574978487realsweepy took 25 minutes top for a fan run and now it takes doublethe only ones that benefit from auto are all 6 fags that are still playing MANT
>>574978656It still exists. Honestly doing the exact same fan runs in those auto trainings is 20 minutes faster and is more ideal for fan farming. But that also means I can't just close the game and do other things, which is why the independent training is nice.
>>574978105Can be 2 guts in sprint/mile (e.g. KS Miracle + Gold City for Pace Chaser in the last dirt mile CM), but mostly yes
How do students even compete?
my auto GL runs have better stats than my manuals
>>574978804Theres no child umasThey are all 18-24If it can race its old enough to get _ _ _ _ _
>>574978892I don't know.For some reasons i cannot lust for anyone other then her right now, it seems like no one can compete to her
https://youtu.be/aGW7mfxHkPE
Why are spirit+ sparks bad again? Racing Spirit Power+ gave the skill hint here on GL without any issues.
>>574978139>>574978728I'm in heat
>>574979035Nishino Flower literally says in her story she skipped multiple grades.And the adult version of her that someone posted here with long hair and big boobies was fucking HOT
>>574978804not much more growing up they can do since they all basically age like elves
>>574979084they don't count as the base spark for inheritance chaining
>>574979109trvke
which comes first mr cock ball or kris s
>>574976258I want to go fuck Dia, make her have my child, but then I die and get reborn as that child and have Dia become my mom, swear to marry and protect her when I grow up, and then like that pic be forced to crossdress as her in her glory days while we mourn dad (myself) and I get nursing handjobbed
>>574978656old auto is twice as fast and doesn't lose
>>574979035retard
>>574979084+ sparks on parents don't give you increased chance to get the normal spark (but do give increased chance to get the + spark), so if you're trying to make a racing spirit parent in unity, trackblazer or grand concert, + sparks on parents don't help with that
>tachy is C tierDid I get gaslighted into rolling for a brick?
>>574979190Cock and Ball, she launches with the scenario like FalcoKris S is shortly after though
>and my lovely wife triple crown winner mrs mr c.b
>>574978728Wait you can rotate NPC's? I thought that was only for trainees/outfit changes
Can I get by with MLB Biko and MLB KSB for GL?
>>574979084
>>574979190C.B is 2nd anni, and Kris S is like 1 or two banners after that
>>574978820I pity anyone who gets played by her
>>574977426It always happens with #NOTCHEATERS, they don't want to bother installing anything themselves, so they'd like it if you've suffered with them
>>574979273>Fuku S tierFor real?
Why is curren not a scenario link
>>574979292last scenario until latechad heaven...
>>574979341Do you plan on rolling for Pokke or how long are you trying to get by with those two?
When I had journeyed half of our life's way,I found myself within a shadowed forest,for I had lost the path that does not stray.Ah, it is hard to speak of what it was,that savage forest, dense and difficult,which even in recall renews my fear: so bitter-death is hardly more severe!But to retell the good discovered there,I'll also tell the other things I saw. I cannot clearly say how I had enteredthe wood; I was so full of sleep just atthe point where I abandoned the true path>its because you were full of sleep, and that retardness you feel is guilt from the crime you committed against the yourself. repent.
>>574978404I will now unironically raid the nearest data centre for parts to sell, like a gypsy
>>574979341I'll be having to get by with Kitasan and Sweepy so I'll let you know how that goes
>>574979329Ye
>half tp event>spark reroll is still 30tpWhat gives?
>>574979413this is the slut scenario, curren is pure
>have to keep the technique song technique technique song technique technique technique song spreadsheet on the side to grand my concert
>>574979508they didnt think about it
>>574979413lesser "idols" need not apply
>>574979413No camwhore scenarios yet
>>574979508Play the game
>>574979273shows S tier for me
>>574979419>200 pulls on CB>200 pulls on Kris Sex>400 pulls on Ramonu>400 pulls on Pokke>200 pulls on Cafe witI am going to roll so fucking much in GM man
>"""ace""" run>Worse stats than auto Gold City
>>574979503now show me the curves on her ass
>>574979508so you get extra punished for doing it to finish the anni missions
>>574979328That's Ms. Mr. C.B Nguyen for you, bitch
>>574979341GL? yes.Beyond that? no.
>>574978827how so?
I'm thinking i'll run double friend MANT for open leauge instead of grand live
>>574979273That page is kinda fucky, I wouldn't use it personally
"blues are irrelevant" my fucking assthere's literally no other way to get acceptable power and/or stamina
>>574979216Being groomed by Dia, going back in time and grooming loli Dia...
>>574979413It's a scenario about a couple unpopular losers (Falco and Light Hello) and autists (Tach, Suzu, Bobo) making a good concert and getting popular.Curren doesn't fit in this scenario because the concert would be at max hype the moment she got there
>>574979698>"blues are irrelevant" my fucking assthe only people saying this are front mains and they're barely human
Why did they call a stallion "Luna"
>>574979698it's irrelevant for ggp, you want the right blue + pink for gp
>>574979591my HERO robo city...
I just noticed one side of CB jacket is sleevelessyummy pits
>>5749796982% chance at 3* stam isn't worth spending 300 SP for TSS and losing
>>574979587same except I'm picking up Neo Uni (my oshi) instead of your spoiler. I hope you get doko'd quickly when you roll
well the doomers were right about one thing at leastyou definitely know by the end of junior if your run is completely bricked
>>574979273>fuku S tieri am now just realizing that fukutards sole niche of making parent runs easier has been completely cucked by auto lmao
can you get the funny auto with normal city or does it have to be oiran city
>>574979627
>>574979341Yeah but Biko has no good skills so you would get stuck with an useless gold and potentially derank from TT
>>574979846Fuku is one of the best cards for auto bwo...
>>574979883normal city works
>>574979410Obviously not
>>574979883the secret event applies to every version of shichiyou know this
>>574979421>>574979643Just for GL, will probably save for Ramonu and then get whatever speed is best that comes after>>574979474Godspeed
>>574979508Instead of 1/2TP they do 1 zero TP reroll per career, but I don't know when the first one of those is, probably not until after 3.5th anniversary when we get 3 rerolls with carats
Senior Trainers please help!How do you become better than letting your UMA train solo?
>>574979929I don'tI never played her because >midrace ult accel
>>574979846>he doesn't believe hard desu
>>574979797I WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS BOTHERING ME ABOUT HER DESIGN SHE'S DESIGNED LIKE A MID TIER CHINESE GACHA CHARACTER WITH ONE SLEEVE
>>574979035Nishino is stated to be elementary school kidIf you do Ayabe's career, Narita Top Road says that they''re no adults yet, and in one selection you convince Ayabe to go with her as an "adult figure". Hinting that her generation (so Admire Vega, Narita Top Road, Tm Opera O and Meisho Doto) are still teens.The Golden Generation too look more like teens, rather than adults.There is something off about Rice Shower, despite she look like a child and acts like that, her breasts are the most developed for the loli-characters of the cast and she's in "Senior Year". So she might be a late-teen, or even a petite adult.
>letting your UMA train soloWhat worth do (You) even have left anymore?
>>574980038sweepy is scarlet's senior btw
>>574980045I make a mean A finalist (3rd place)
>>574979815>NeouniI've heard good things about her story (and shes obviously very meta) but the design just doesnt do it for me. Hope you get lucky too bro. Maybe if CB and Kris show up early we can squeeze in a spark on Ancestors to free up that borrow slot
My trainee does better when training alone, she won like 20 G1s even. Am I holding her back?
>>574979329There's also always umaviewer.
>>574980016can you keep your voice down my uma is in wit training and she's very retarded
>>574980045They aren't training solo they are training with Gold Citys' trainer. That's why City is so good at auto
>>574980096I should have rolled for Sweep.
>>574980146indeed
>>574975407
>>574980146Tonguing Light Hello's bellybutton and slowly going downwards
>>574980146Those thighs look really meaty and delicios... i'm going insane
>>574980045I'm training in light hello's bedroom
Was time nerf to yaeno also for gold city?
>>574979035I know that global has those removed so I assume that you are unaware that every uma has their school level (high school or middle school) in their in-game profile
>>574980045What worth does my uma have if she can't win plat in CM?
>>574979846anon..
>>574979885
>>574980038stop staring
>>574980216
1st time GL runWhat do I think about it?
>>574980314I think they just translated it to divisions
what's the shop guide for GLwhat do I buyhints?energy?stats?sp?what song do I buy? do I prioritize good immediate update or concert updates? which ones are good?where are the sloptuber guides on this
>>574980642you think that unity+ is easier and better
>>574980642damn I'm gay after all
has any umaclub changed their quota
>>574980893/uma/ club 200M per month
>>5749808936 gorillion fans
>Yaeno Memory, for the first time in her life, enjoyed being under the limelight>???>immediately brought down by the Three GoddessesYeah, I think these so called """gods""" suck donkey dick.
I miss unity
>>574980775That's basically removing it, I can kind of understand, because a twitterfag would 100% get a melty if it was directly stated that a middle-schooler used her name to confess to her Torena during a sunset on the beach but I digress
>>574981057have you seen the retarded names they give to some uma? they obviously pick favorites
>>574981057of course they do. how do you think the first umas were made?
>>574981149This hag is not in middle school
>>574981174I saw NPC named Ketchup today.
So you're telling me I can dump my ugly trainees on Mister Bot and spend the entire day shooting ropes deep inside Miss Hello
>>574981057Gotta maintain the Oguri Game narrative
>>574981149>remove their 3 sizes>remove school levelI'm so tired of being a globab
>>574981289Yeppers. You don't have to spend a single minute with your trainee anymore!
>>574981149Big fan of deredere middle schoolers>because a twitterfag would 100% get a meltyI wish they'd all die in a fire desu. COVID was a mistake.
>>574981330I agree, calling them "Ultimates" was retarded
>>574981289Yep!>>574981391Keep it Faruko, you're doing great!
They're giving umas lessons for WHAT
Wait what?
there is no reason I can't both have an autotrained trainee in the background AND be running a real trainee career at the same time
>>574981572There's a short and normal version, depending on which ending you get in GL.
My parent runs without a borrow have been so dogshit. I think I'll start finally doing careers of umas I haven't played yet and improve TT.
there are orange tickets in the 1.5 ani storeI got teio ssr speed from the support one
Can you farm completionist with the auto run wins? Does it give you the trophies?
>>574981798NoNo
>>574981798No, it doesn't give you trophies
>night owlimmediate give up
noppers
so waitif special week is from hokkaidois that like if she was from alaska in USA
Got this because I forgot to give my Inari One sprint sparks before sending her on auto fan farming and she still won double sprinter stakes, I'll take it
I dream of having an uma wife, but all hope is lost, because they're all characterized as bisexual queer activists.
>>574981409Yeah, those are greatFrom the 2019 mares my favourite is getting hit by a car in Chrono's career
>>574981572purple if u SSR Light Helloyellow if u only got the R version
How are people buying all the songs am I just retarded. Are you supposed to ignore all the skill hints so you have enough coins.
>>574981895Break me Teio
>>574982038I managed to buy five songs before the first concert
>>574982038yes, skill hints are an insane luxury and also 90% irrelevant dogshit anyway. To hit 4 songs every time you've got to pick up lessons in a currency you have the most of even if it's something shit like +8 guts
>>574981956G apt is still like coinflip odds
>>574981951No, while Hokkaido has a colder climate than the rest of Japan, it produces the most grain out of all Japanese regions. It's not some icy wasteland.
Is there a way to get notified on PC if your auto training is done?
>>574982056DON'T STOPDON'T STOP TILL FINIIIIIIISH
>>574982308just use timer
>>574982162What a cutie
>>574982280I mean Alaska isn't an icy wasteland half of the year either, and Hokkaido gets more snow on average than Alaska
I like putting FineMo in all my decks because I think her events are cute
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Oh apparently Gold City was also bugged in JP this entire time but no one seemed to have noticed. They patched her and gave out a singular TP bottle to everyone (probably more to those that actually used her).
>>574982447
>>574981980That's seriously umazing, her chara story alone already made me tear up from how cute and sweet she is>Sep 2028I should have started studying jp earlier
I like putting all my decks in Finemo haha
>>574982450Imo Gold City doesn't matter that much. She is always just a parent.
>AAAAAIIIIIEEEE stamina is impossible to get!if only there were two categories of cards that give you stamina.
I say this.
>>574981972chiyoposters would not say that
keiba quiz. what do these three have in common?
>>574982569>if only i could tell the hag to fuck off so i had another deck slotFixed it 4 ya
It's pretty easy to fraud your way into Ug ranks, this is my first UG. But damn, your other stats will be pure ass.
>>574982424Alaska has little arable land, a short growing season and almost no agriculture, while Hokkaido has large stretches of farmland. It's a different landscape.
>>574982629Tosho Boy in the pedigree
Bros... I'm not on my phone...
>>574982658your 30 skills are the only reason why this somehow managed to get to UGI've seen MANT uma better build than this
>>574982740oops
>wake up>get hit with vague memories of burning through tens of thousands of carats in a delirium late last night with nothing to show for itthis is worse than a fucking hangover...
atsuuu...
your pull luck seems bad, stick this ginger up your asshole to bring more luck to your energy
where is yellow falco free rolls...
>>574982740>he gave Sweepy his Steam details
>>574982712got it in one! good job.
I saw someone mention there's a daily cap for carats you get from careers, what's the source for this? I did like 10 auto runs today and still keep getting 10-20 carats every now and then.
>>574982810Gambling is like sex it feels good in the moment until you blow your load
>>574982569I haven't found success at all>if I try to fix the stamina/wit issue, my speed barely beat unity runs>going hard into the speed cap makes it so that I have 0 fucking stamina and 900 wit
>anons that didn't pull copano rickey suffered on support pullscurious.
>>574982931I pulled for her and I'm down bad
>>574982878
>>574982882https://umamusume.com/news/100094/
>>574982878boingboingboing
>>574982810*hugs you*It will all be ok cutie*slaps your bum*
dont tell me anondacchis are still trying to cap speed
>>574982813sorry I'll get the fan set up for you right away and come back with a popsicle
>>574982878Sadly she's too old for me
>>574982678I mean it's no breadbasked but Alsaka actually does have a lot of farming in the summer (not that any of this has to do with anon's question). I just visited a lot
It must suck to be a trainee during the Grand Live event, imagine having to see your torena cuck you with the winless Uma hag
i want current bucket
>>574982878grown ass woman btw
How much recovery ignited stam gives with 900x3 stam?
>>574983042https://youtu.be/JmSqorj-EC0?si=NAvZH1_6BqnylxNX
>>574983004that's it.
So am I supposed to be making some kind of strategical decisions, like picking a good training over the points I need or what?Because I've just been playing like URA basically and hoping I get the right points by accident.
THIS SCENARIO IS FUCKING SLOPSAME SHOP NIGGERY AS MANTBUT IMPOSSIBLE TO GET STAMINA
>>574980216how can my trainee even compete?
>>574983120
niggas be allergic to press da stam training
>/uma/, umatter, umaddit, umabook, umasta, umatok are all raving about light helloGrimWe need to kill her
Other than Light Hello what does the other scenario link umas do?
>>574983120Yeah I don't know why they think that it's fun to have MORE clicks in scenarioAlso I don't get their weird obsession of having multiple gains tied to one mechanic
>>574983115you're supposed to train like Unity
>>574983115>split your prioritization between trainings and tokens and hope to finesse an angle towards a good umaor>just train and let the chips fall as they may
>>574983036>start a GL career with Mayano Top Gun>put the hag in your deckAHAHAH AH AH AH
>>574983103I would do anything for Ai-chan
>>574983197Give you skills. Like in unity
>>574983036About time they understand why they are called a trainee
>>574983243What skills do they give?
>>574983120you should see the buyer's remorse everyone who blew their stash is already having elsewhere. couldn't even wait for free pulls to be over to test the waters kek.
Post like we're in tracen academy
>>574983036I did this the entirety of base URA with TazunaI did this the entirety of Unity with RikoI will do this the entirety of GL
We warned you that GL is worse than MANT.
So like hypthetically if I were to just post a mahjong room would anyone join. Speaking purely in theory of course haha
Is the G1 only affinity here yet? I'm still running g2/g3 on my autoshit
>>574983374I mean I pulled so that the shitty scenario is less shitty. Not having NTR and ksb being my only good speed card for mant made me want to kill myself and I did soft quit for like 2 months
>>574983431lollmaoI rather fast RNG slop rather than MANT>>574983450yep>>574983507iirc been here for couple of weeks already
>>574983507if only you could read, anon.
>>574983378I can't I don't know japanese
>>574983507anon...
Normal version live is better, GL version camera work is literally "my first MV" level.>>574979109>>574979158KYS
>>574983197Skills like unity, and training with a scenario link support gives slightly more tokens
>>574983378My trainee raped me and Akikawa is doing nothing about it. I can't even swap trainees anymore
>>574983341Falco : Full SpeedBobo : ConcentrationOrange : TrackblazerTachyon : Come What May
>>574982779The stat balance is actually so bad in this scenario, I feel like 1400 speed cap would solve the problem. 1600 is too big of a jump from where we are
>>574983341Gold version instead of white when you have the selection event
>>574982450>see this just now>finish my gold city run >s+NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>574983587Neither does Taiki and it doesnt stop her from yapping
>>574983594does this bitch do anything but stuff her face?
Golshi
>>574983431the only thing I was warned about was needing speed, wit, and speed sparks since every other stat would just magically cap by itself somehow
>>574983594God I wish that were my popcorn.
GL auto with full dirt route = 4k skill points
>>574980216Sitting Light Hello on my lap and giving her an upside down kissu from behind...
Why is my trainer holding hands with the producer
KIMITO
>wake up>muteki is patched outIt's so fucking over
>>574983834Wrong thread you stupid brown faggot.
Smart Falcon is such a chud
>>574983836Cute Angel
>>574983734good idea! I'll just ask Pearl to teach me the universal language
>>574980216BIGGER
>>574983378>my trainer showed up with another hag
>110 rolls>only 2 SSR>0 Light Hello>literally can't play
>>574983750she's also a baseball fag
>>574983998My life would've been better if a 30 year old woman graped me as a kid
>Dedicated friend who does grandparent and parent runs>300 pulls, 1 Tachyon no Hello>Friend who does one career a day, never does parent runs>300 pulls, MLB Tachyon and Light HelloRemember: Putting effort into this game gives you negative luck.
>>574983374I only spent 40 tickets to get 0LB LH and am borrowing Tachyon and it's STILL shit. It doesn't matter how much or little you pulled
>>574983378My trainee stopped talking to me after she found out I have a girlfriend…
>>574983567Looks like it's just us, so maybe later once everyone has queued their auto run
>>574982450lmao you are rightcygames is such a clown company
how do I make parent
>>574983750How dare you.
>>57498297Lame.
>>574984216when dad loves mom very much, they make love and a babby is formed
>>574984180>nyoooooooooooooooooooo you can't just patch out buuuuuuuuuugs!! they're part of the game!!God, I fucking hate chinks
Rate my plan for farm BWOS>Run DIRt until Rickey max potential >Run Long races for Manhatann Cafe max pot with stamina syphon >Run Mediums for Tachion Dominator>Run more Mediums for Nice Nature max pot>Run Sprints for MAXIMUM BAKUSHINHow is it?
>>574984068At least yours showed up. I haven't seen mine since my career startet... There's independent training and there's being a lazy trainer.
better shit out more Gold Shichi before they patch it
>>574983067tama-chan would never artificially enhance herself
>>574982450nips just didn't snitch like globalcucks
>>574984278didn’t read it but go off king
Post agendas for independent careers!
>>574984148had this happen to me by an aunt and a teacheronly thing it accomplished was peaking my sex drive early and making me distrust women early
>>574984347i only have one agenda and that's to shitpost
>>574983960I want her and Wonder Acute to coddle me.
>>574984347Run all G1s you can, thats it. Try to get up to Dirt E/D and run all of the new dirt races, you will have a 70-80% chance to win them with little downside
>>574984290I just realized, the days of E rank Makweens from quick failed runs are over now, right? Autorun seems to do all daily quests.
Picking gold skills dont matter for parent Umas right?
>>574984237
>>574984489They give you a higher chance of getting a spark for the baby version of the skill
>>574984347only thing I'm using auto is for fan runs
>>574984489Makes for a better chance to get skill spark + boosts final rating, which contributes to reaching SS rank.
>>574984180>it isn't until global signals about something suspicious that cygames pay attentionglobetards are the prized youngest son.
>>574983879>about to do Gold City auto run>it just gets patchedFuck it no runs today sorry danchou
>>574984291too late
>>574983750She supports the Hanshin Tigers
>>574984647NOOOOOOOOOO
https://x.com/hu_min5/status/1576484709013475328PLEASE WEAR NISHINO'S UNIFORM NEXT
>>574984180Nips don't play the game so much they didn't even know there was a bug
>>574983753pits
these sloptubers don't even play the game. the laugh.mp4's support cards are absolute fucking trash.
>>574984412Update agenda to add Gaslight
What would a Heavy Hello look like?
wait, so success in this scenario is just completely based on being lucky over the entire course of a run?
>>574984647>all my shichis are still therePHEW
>>574984752sex
>>574984887Like in every single other scenario
>>574984876here >>574975615
i cant tell Rulership and Cheval Grand from each other without the hat
>IT'S THE SAME SHOP AS MANT BWO>GL'S RNG IS WORSE THAN MANT'S RNG BWO>MANT IS NOT THAT BAD AND GL IS THE SAME SHIT BWOI see MANT defenders (all 3 of them) are going full force with their newest gaslights today huh
>>574984430When are these new ez win races?
seeking the cutie
wait you need to be lucky in this slot machine game? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
https://youtu.be/rk6673YpGsk
rewarded for doing nothing but loop gold city independent training for the past 24 hourssips TP 30
>>574984527
MANT was fun when you were not building an ace for CM. Admit it.
>200 pulls in>2lb tachy>zero LHswhy does committing to 400 feel so bad in this situation. i can see myself cleating copies of tachyon.
>>574984983almost blind anon...
>>574980893If I can do 8m a day Clubbros should do half of it 4mx30 days 120M should be the quota
>he actually rolled for brick hello to play this dogshit scenario
>>574985137White woman sexy surprise
this MAGURO?
>>574984647The only good shitty I've seen is this one
Should I stop or nah?
>>574984991>shit that nobody saysbeing better than mant is a low bar and doesnt make GL good
>>574985141Could be much worse.
>>574985120what is the goal though I'm not sure what to do with all these gold sluttoes. sure they have a lot of whites but now what
>>574984876heavy
>>574985137lollmao
>>574985197Why would you stop after you already started? Your City is gonna be a normal uma though
>>574985147I miss him....
>>574985147Good morning, Pearl bro. Your time will soon come.
>>574984991>RNG is better than MANT>you don't have to race and waste lots of time in loading one screen to another>you don't have to relay everything on the Summer Time>you can have a big tiddy chubby queen sized hips uma gf who wants your cock so muchMANTards would never be able to defend it
>>574985195she's for printing white sparks dude the stats don't matter
>>574976061there is another version??
>less than a day of the new scenario>already MANT revisionism
I'm feeling lucky
So basically what I'm getting is that if Tachyon was born 4 years earlier Suzuka would have been the greatest racehorse that ever lived?
>>574985147Found the Pearl!
>>574985348>Teio shoBrick
>>574985348sell me on copano lickey looks like I'm not going to 400 so have some spares
>>574985237She is a good grandparent material. Pick the one that got white skills you want and start making other grandparent umas with her.
>>574984452unless it's less than 50 minutes until daily reset
>>574984887
>Look at bottom 5 performers in club>They're all at zero runs for the day except last place, who did a run for 18k (how the fuck?)DANCHOUUUUUUUUU DO SOMETHING
>>574984278What you posted makes no sense at all
>>574984647AAAIIIIIEEEEEE YOU TOLD ME IT WAS STILL IN JP AND SAFE
>>574985430>sell me on copano lickeyCopano Rickey is THE DIRT uma
20 careers a day is the minimum
>>574985430she's cute and sexyshe's a lucky charm for you accountshe's meta when you need her to beshe's got a dinky songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
FUCK YOU DANCHOUILL FLAT LINE ONE DAY JUST TO SPITE YOU
>>574985096time to see terra freak out for the 12th time
>>574985557for one CM.
>>574985348rickey is a genetic dead end
>>574985557That's oguri though.
>>574985326He aint wrong. I got a freebie grandparent outta it.
>>574985634>>574985557It's Falco actually
>>574985237>blindly doing things you were told about without knowing what the goal ismotherfuckers we are on our FOURTH scenario please learn to think for yourself
>>574985206>>shit that nobody says>>574983120>>574983431
>>574985690More like Fartco.
This is the apology version of tipping your waiter two pennies
>>574985128
>>574985530>18kProbably spammed TT and then closed the app
>>574985782>abuse bug>dev fixes bug>AAAAAIIIIIEEEE WHERE ARE MY GIBS!?
>>574985625not with me around
>>574985782>you abused a bug to get busted parents, here's your compensationI don't get japs
>>574985430Absolute banger of a showpiece uma
>>574985782Should have given me a potion for each city run
>>574985782No this is the equivalent of the waiter taking away your food that was "mistakenly made with better ingredients" and then spitting in your face
>>574985929Talk to Bamboo Memory
>>574985557....until hokko tarumae
>>574986043Like the art style. Nice variety compared to the just generic cute/sexy stuff posted here (not that there's anything wrong with that)
I don't get it. Sometimes my uma is worse and sometimes she's better and I can't figure out rhyme or reason.
Is racing spirit mood something important to try and pass down? It seems like it should be good but it’s a bitch to get
>last event of pal hello card>went to hello's home and spent the night thereWhat the fuck, I left Urara alone in Tracen WHAT
>Yaeno Muteki for about a day
MY HEARTMY DICKHNNNGHHH
>>574986135it's the fusu artist
>>574986238>2x years oldwtf I was told she's a hag>>574986270Hm not a fusu enjoyer but thats neat
>>574986238I will make you my assigned wife you drunk shit.
I did a 42% training and failed because I forgot that the concert takes place AFTER the next training
>>574986227I didn't get to finish experimenting with her, I'm so fucking upset
>>574985804
>>574986391
>meanwhile japs think gold city is so bad they just leave her unnerfed since she'll still lose to the Cap (as in peak)
>great training stats>wit so can be used in every deck>great skill pool>gamble gold skill that can make you win with it alone>but pace medium lockedWhat's the point of this card if the only good pace medium uma is XOguri?
>>574986170Racing Spirit series are cheap and easy to triggerthey're good to have in bloated SP era
>>574986335she's lying, a woman would never told you her real age
>>574986391Hold on a second! This is a blue board!
>>574986391MOOOOOOOOOODS
>>574986483Wyell the point is to make other pace medium uma good
>>574986442It was because we actually found a way to circumvent the jewishness of making backgroundplay unable to hit SS using it
THIS SCENARIO FEELS SO SHIT WORSE THAN UNITY AND WORSE THAN MANTYES WORSE THAN MANT
>>574985323You forget>You don't get cucked when your trainee didn't have good distance aptitudes>Instantly know if your run is bricked or not in the first 5-10 minutesNUnity>NURA>URA>Unity>GL>>>>A piece of shit>>>>>MANT
>>574986024I'm not into men like that
>>574986024Tried but it turned out to be Muteki
nothing is worse than mant
>>574986391too big for mcqueen
>auto doesn't countN-N-NYO...
>>574986575That didn't work tho because the skill is still a gamble. Might as well get NSM on your non-XOguri pace instead if you want to win
this is how you get SS in auto
>>574985557i meant tell me how cute she is
the bonus to support card frequency has to be a gaslight
>>574986781Example with G1s?
>>574986695Ugh... do we really have to play this shit manually. I only done one and not getting concerts is pissing me off. Is it rng?
>2spd 2wit 1stam hag deck basically fixed for fronts>wit bourbon SUCKStruly a xog cm
>>574986781Your screenshot doesn't prove anything
>>574986743Another gambling option is good
>>574986238>Please make me your assigned umamusumeI'd hand her the marriage form immediately
Am I doing something wrong with auto training? I'm getting better resultsi n unity than grand live...
>>574986695lmfao
>>574986781As if I have Flower and Ayabe MLB'd looool
>>5749866956....7....
>>574986781EXPLAIN FURTHER
Why do Stay Gold and Orfevre have a habit of sniffing their own shit
>>574986781Proof?
I'm just doing auto until we get the final free roll so I can LB3 tachyon and start playing ngl
>>574986978sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do
the bot does a good job in GL
>>574986978do you never smell your own farts
>>574987052Yeah same
is she the most /fa/ uma?
>>574986360do concerts make trainings always win or something
Me too, I want to feel her emotions
>>574987065deck? balanced, stamina or sprint?
do we really need 2 wit cardsthere is no downhills so 600 wit is enough desu
>>574987095no it's Rulership now
>>574986943You've had 800 pulls to get them bwi
>>574986978You will never understand
did they really need to say THAT part
>>574987115She's talking about Hello's tits, right?
>>574987095No, Ryan is
>>574987157We don't need wit, we need the coins + energy we get from wit rainbows
"I'm round"- Smart Falcon The Umadol
which card do i max out first for club points?
>ok I'll simply win the zen-nippon dirt yushun for oguri's fan goal>8th place>Brick career I haven't crashed a career like this in ages. What the fuck is that race?
been playing since release and I have no idea what any of the stats or sparks or mechanics or skills or support bonuses or scenarios domy knowledge level of the game is equal to somebody who just started playing 2 weeks ago
>>574987115Bobo looks so dumb!
>>574987131sprint, got around 3.3k SPit did SS swapping throne with mlb LH borrow and using another wit card as well
>>574987095No that would be King
>>574987115i want to feel her umanko
An explanation like that is not enough for me to understand
>>574986695you also can't use them for the transfer requests because they require an epithet that you don't get
>>574987349that means you're an average /uma/ anon.
umamusume the ogurina of time
>>574987346It's the race only meant for the strongest dirters
>>574986978Because they're from the gold family senpai xD
>>574987217Why is this hag so sexy I can't stop thinking about her
>>574987346Is it the one below hopeless stakes?Man fuck that niggerrace, I only won with Maruzensky. Maybe other fronts as wellEl Taiki and Oguri fucking jobbed those even with A dirt
>>574987223bitch dresses like an art teacher
Just woke up. What have we learnt? Seshi is OP as fuck in Auto and busted There is no excuses for FlatlinerHags with fat tits are hotWhat else?
>>574987536huh
>>574984887It brought you back to me, Lady Luck.
What did the Gold City patch change?
>>574987638Yeah the new dirt g1 the same day as the hopeless stakes. It seems extremely challenging for some reason. Maybe next time I'll actually watch it and try to figure out why.
>>574987684City got raped to death already
>>574987684>Seshi is OP as fuck in AutoWe unlearned that already
oi digitangmy mandated 9* uma stan GP auto runokay see you 50 minutes later ciao
>>574987382
>>574987684that hello is not hag falco but hag digitan
>>574984887You mean like every other scenario?
>>574987684RIP Yaeno Cuteki...
>>574987787Hope to see your analysis. I got pissed that day when it was available and killed 3 runs
Will there be a melty in 30 minutes?
Hello!
>>574987935everyone's already done their pulls
4 turns, 3 songsEasy
>>574987805>>574987797Shit, seriously? Who else is busted then?
>>574987957Konbanwa
>>574987986dont tell me some retards sparked without free pulls?
>>574987190...
>yaeno muteki finally had her day in the sun thanks to globalcute.
>>574987867Well digitan could leanr a couple things from LH.Light hello event chain might be the most romantic card event chain yet, wasn't expecting the pseudo confesion in the beach and more.
>>574988036
>>574988036no one expects anything in the last 50it's just counting down the says to the spark
>>574988006Yaeno was OP and she got fixed too. Right now nobody that I know of is OP
>>574988036Were talking about /uma/ here. The dumbest general in /vg/
>>574986978Genes sometimes do a funny
>>574988036I did and i still need the free pulls to save me from using the shart
>>574988067Her era finally came.
I'm sure with better cards this could be 1200 1100, if not more, but worth a shot.>>574988130>They fixed the busted onesDAMNIT NO FUN ALLOWED
>like 20% specialty priority bonus>kitajew nigger still nowhere to be seen
>>574987715auto umas don't have any other epithets except for independent learner
>>574988074fuck off, Digitan is perfect as she is
>>574986978Why don't you?
>>574988223Im really not digging this scenario, are these supposed to beat Unity + umas?
>>574988036We had people using their 200 pity while sitting at 350/400 pulls
Terrible luck after 2 full sparks. If I told you I got 9 on banner ssr supports you'd go "pretty good." Unfortunately the ratio was 1 Tachyon to 8 Lights. After my 5th, the game should let me trade for the other banner card.
that's what you get for not shutting up about shichi & yaeno
Gold City is still strong. Just avoid doing extra G2/G3 races before senior April
OSSU
>>574986978You just don't get it man...
i can't get 4 songs before the first concert
>>574988325Those are auto umas not aces bwo...
>>574988394sorry but thats bricked
2 speed 2 wit 1 creek 1 lh dont worky.... I'll have to actually grind a good power parent...
weekly mindbreak about to occur everything was going well too but I'm not meant to be happy yet I keep trying to deny that just kill me already
>>574988386Can you post the schedule? Is racing just more optimal over training after May?
How did human trainer break up a fight between two uma at the start of BTOGC. Seems like a good way to die.
>>574987749Nothing don't worry about it
>>574988325>Are these auto umas meant to beat manually trained ones?Nyo.
>>574988475It'll all work itself out somehow anon
>>574988475don't shay that...
>>574988509To be fair it was a fight between a shitty uma and a random unnamed uma
>>574988509umas are at young age taught to avoid hurting umasit is like how when real horses obey humans
>>574988475
>>574988609her name is falco
>>574988312I like her anon, that doesn't mean she can't be better, I know well the following lines and why you did not include them lol
yaeno had a hard life
>>574988642I mean... she's just the superior choice
>>574988494It's just your usual G1s until Senior April>Is racing just more optimal over training after May?Yes. You keep racing even in summer
>>574988036 At 350/400 so yes but also no
>>574988475everything will be fine bwo..
>>574988707The shitty uma? Yeah I think that was her name now that you mention it
>>574987163The game keeps sending me endless copies of Marvelous Wit and Kingu Speed
>half TP for one gorillon days>careers length not a meme anymore>auto if you're feeling lazyPlease... *hack* I need more borrows... *dies*
>>574988762>>574988823lazy boyuma that are only slutty for (you) are so damn hot aaaaaaaaaaa
>>574988475>everything was going wellI don't know that feeling>I'm not meant to be happy >just kill me alreadyI know that feeling
>>574988475Grow the FUCK up you effeminate pansy
>>574988930A smooth tummy is much more kissable, so this is an imporvement
>>574988036I got jackshit from my spark Not even a single TachyonAm I not to use it for atleast a LH now so I can play GL?
jpgods were right thks scenario sucks
this scenario kinda sucks ngl…
japanese are NEVER right
>>574984887Why do you think people call it a "high roll"?
>>574987346Ok I actually looked at the competition. Are umas in junior year supposed to have skills like these? Jesus Christ
I suck ngl
>>574988741you don't understand, the appeal is how it is right now
>>574988762one of the sluttiest outfits in the game desu
>>574989089people used to think the japanese were wise and sagely before twitter existed
>>574988475SAD PATHETIC LOSER
>>574989018Nta but I needed to hear this todayThanks anon
bwos, we told you that the game actually goes downhill after MANT/TB...who would let shart falcon take lead on a scenario lmao
is there any point in going beyond 4 songs in junior year?i should be saving my tokens right
>>574988780overracing is still bad right?
Light Hello sucks really haard~ no... stop-hhhnnnngh aaah~ my trainee is wat-hnnngh~ ah
>>574989092Sorry vro, She won it in 1999, She is meant to kick your ass
how is URA finale supposed to be better than MANT for parent runs?
>>574989153I think you meant IndiansI haven't heard of the stereotype of Japanese being le wise
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>>574987536>>574987715You can't use them for the one that gives star pieces (because no epithets) but you can still offload the failed parents/fan runs on the other two that don't require epithets
Please give me a Creek or a Light Hello from the free 10 pull
>>574989087falco looking at me like this
>>574988949Look at that thing, it's so cute.
>>574989260Yes
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>>574989292Still a Slug a CUTE
>>574989319Sexchud
baker-san? bread with butter?
lol
owari da
bread?
>>574989409She really is adorable
>>574989305>>574989442>I haven't heard of the stereotype of Japanese being le wiseI think "wise asian man" would be a better way to put it, rather than specifically japanese
Dia bread please
I have no idea what the fuck I was doing but is this a decent result
So now that yaeno and shichi got nerfed, how do I setup SS auto runs in GL?So far Ive gotten better auto scores in unity so clearly im doing something wrong
In Japan they say the game peaked with Unity and it's been all downhill from there
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>>574989280stinky meek is cuter
>>574989669There is no way while hitting all G1s. This is by design.
