>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergLast Thread >>574837906
too early nujeet
Does anyone even use the password anymore? It just searches indefinitely.
>>574998839>>574972572The one from the SOTE story trailer when the camera shows Marika walking up the steps?
>>574999062I am also at 1/3 here, everyone gone or something?
The thread and pw are so lame and dead, lets all block each other and put it out of its misery guys
>>574999062Yeah some people still do. I think I’m done with it for now though
>early threads>no mm in pwso over
YUH YUH
Why do we now have some tard baking as soon as bump limit is reached? Is it a new subhuman we picked up recently?
NT Adel, we almost had him
why are we picking subhumans up?
welp gg, sorry bad idea of me to play today with shitty internet. will try again later I guess
Another exciting new day for playing bipoclgbtqpia+reign~!!!
>>574999062I just solo now. Not dealing with randoms or pw terrorists.
Getting a game is hard these days, so I'll only queue if people ask.
>>575003478We almost wiped to bears lol.You were dc, Practice was practicing in the rain for a decade and then let himself die to the rain while I was busy fighting the 2 bears and almost got killed being a greedy shitter.
it's not terrorism, it's activismread a book, chud
>>575003417don’t know been a thing ever since terr joined for some reason
i will queue
>>575005264We're just 20 posts into a new thread and you already couldn't help yourself mentioning your obsession.
>>575003417What>>575006135Crazy how you look like that
>>575006135your damage control is so obvious just stop
If you get continuous hp loss and regen, you can negate the ticking by swapping the items in your inventory. This syncs the effects so your hp doesn't go down at all.
>>575005264Instantly triggered him with the truth and prompted his usual third person post nicely done
'zuk
'ludge
>>575006485>>575001724We're nearly 30 posts into a new thread and you couldn't help but empty your brown bowels into it.
'ush
'orse
>>575003915I've almost wiped a number of times because practice and someone else were in the rain at the start of the night spawns. It's become a pet peeve of mine to see anyone still fucking around in the rain as the final ring is closed.
These posts are extremely low quality
>>575007363This is a good thing, that means they trust you to not die. They wouldn't be doing this to an F tier.
>>575006249>>575006389Hey schizotard, do me a favor and neck yourself. You provide nothing of value. I don't care if you're doing some weird falseflag, you're fucking annoying.Think it's about time I filter your shit too.
>>575007549but practice is F tier
>>575008319t.the blocked
>>575008124Shut it cocksucker know your place
gg lil tridog
gg cold dogs
gg doglets
>>575008319t. truth knower
gg mush
>>575008861geegee's i carried so hard
Wondered why it stinks in here all of a sudden
>>575008124i cant believe you look like that
Shartreign kek baby game
Gg Isaac
>>575008518>>575008587Filtered your stupid schizo nonsense. Bye bye forever faggot!
>>575009182probably cus of >>575006135
>>575009945Pipe down subhuman mongoloid. Your words and tears mean nothing. Learn to read and see >>575008518 behave or else
>>575009950meant for >>575008861 >>575006972 my bad
>575009945>threadshitter busts out damage control threadshitter imagetimeless classic
>>575009670You guys aren't actually struggling with a children's rolling game are you?
*threadshi-terr
>>575010363xhey are trapped here until they unrape themselves (never happening)
Mushkino
>>575010534*holds up my Schizo-Repellent Torch*get back foul beast
MMV 1/3 for 20m
>>575011650
>mmvunc thinks its 2 months ago
>>575011838sure i'll queue
>>575010034>behave or elseUh oh the armchair janny is at it again. What's wrong did they reject your application for the tenth time? Maybe they'll accept you over on reddit.
gg red birds, fastest clear i've seen i thinkscholar ult just owns them post-worm
gg red balancersfinally got around to playing scholar since I found some very nice relics for him>>575012389yeah balancers is one of his best matchups so I figured I'd play him there since I don't have much experience with him
You can delay the worm indefinitely as long as you sleep the first balancer that charges you. As long as she's asleep the worm phase can't start. Just keep her away from the other balancers so they can't wake her up.
Didn't ask bakipaki
>>575012895Okay! Let's do this next time. You can carry the sleep pots so I can bring 12 starlight shards
>>575012297Lol what happened to your filters threadshitter? Lame ass bitch can’t commit to a single thing you say or do. Littler wonder you’re the laughing stock everyone shits on in a 4chan general. Go for >>575010034.
Rev up those fryers nonny
>>575013073> sleep potsbetter pray to ishizaki for a sleep poi
>>575013073Pls dont post my cute wife, thanks.
>>575012895you want the worm though, killing/stunning the worm then going into a group kill is the fastest way to win
>>575013083Hmm that's not very janitorial behavior, they'll never accept you with this kind of post history. Better stop with the incoherent schizo babble and empty threats, "or else."
>>575012795scholar ult makes stunlocking them so much easier it's insane>>575013073>12 shardsyour powered-by-diesel carian slicer bro?
What is the best way to build Martial Arts? 80 FTH or INT would allow for some extra casting and buffs on the side, DEX has the lightning infusion, STR has the highest non-split AR. Cold and Blood seems like a good idea too but the AR looks too low.
>>575013453>>575013073see >>575009487
>>575012895>paki
how much health does a single red bird have?
>>5750147743k
>>575014774they have about 25% less than white ones, its something like 3.2k
>>575013484It's over for you attention seeking cocksucker you were exposed as the fraudulent and The Raped nothing you say holds any weight or meaning better go tune up those filters again I think you messed something up in all of your subhuman retardation bye now your kind don't get anymore of my time
>>575005264got him to continuously prove the point hours later with some added proxy jeet reports expert work here
>>575012895>GOATki
1/3...
gg
Sex with S tiers
>>575013484got his ass here
>Finally get Comet Azur>Does less damage than Rock Sling at the cost of my entire mana barSorcery is a fucking joke.
>>575018528it was always shit even when it was considered "good" prenerf
>>575018528Only time its actually good is on recluse where you can use her ult for free mana regen and get a nice chunk of damage and recharge your fp bar.
>>575018596I wasted 30 hours on this...>>575018634I don't even have NightReignThis is base game Elden Ring
>>575018791Why don't you have nightreign ?
>>575018973Because videogames cost money
>>575015683>frantic no punctuation meltyraped
>>575019085>>575015683Yeah I was about to say, work on your punctuation dude. That post looks like something my 8 year old niece would type out
gg damage slop
gg ironeye+zanzibar
gg big buggers, ignoring that clownshow at the beginning lel
>>575019964>>575020059i got this nice slop relic too
>>575020150>death buildupcool 550 murk
>>575020232I run death buildup on my melee wylder build and have procced it like once, its really not that bad as long as you're not a D tier and dont get hit too much>inb4 proc
>>575015683bodied that faggot maggot so hard he replied 2 times with a samefag cherry on top not bad
>>575018973Because some (most) people don’t like the niche or gameplay it provides. Pretty simple.
I'm a serial slopper
You're a d tier pedotroon*
>>575020758we know creepy
dear subhuman filth... are you guys hyped??!!!
>>575021059>horse armour dlcfuck no
^ pipe down animal dog
>>575021059Neither of these look like starting armor.
>>575021059I'm going to have to end up redoing at least six of my characters because of this, aren't I?
>>575021059>left: wasted points in arcane>right: wasted points in mindJust delete all classes that aren't Vagabond so people won't pick them by accident.
>>575021059Left is more optimal than vagabond for all 0 int builds. Right is more optimal only if you were gonna level mind.
>>575022507This but unironically. No matter what build I'm going for, in every souls game Knight start is almost always just the easiest, most comfiest for the early game, fun because you get to pick up items naturally instead of starting with them, and coincidentally just has the most optimal stats.
>>575022507Vagabond bottom stats are 9 9 7, this one is 9 8 7 despite being 1 level higher, and also 2 less points in mind. Heavy knight mogs.
>>575022703N-no...
>>575022507Anon, any build that ignores casting is going to be at least 1 level better with Heavy K***ht over Vagabond, 3 levels if you leave Mind as-is. Hero is significantly worse than Vagabond in that regard because of its high waste Arc, which Heavy K***ht doesn't suffer from.Idus K***ht looks like Mercenary/Warrior but for Fai instead of Int. And since Dex-Fai builds are actually good in ER, it's also going to save a decent number of levels there.>wasted points in mindOn a build with caster stats, Mind is never wasted.
>>575018528>>575018791I rebuilt my character with more Vig and Mind, and slightly less Int.Because APPARENTLY, Glintstone Pebble is viable for like 90% of the game.God I hate magic.
>>575023060Glintstone pebble my belovedits all you need
>>575023060Uh yeah I could also beat the whole game r1ing with a basic club. But that's not fun. Use the spells that shoot out giant beams and magic swords and hammers and shit.
>>575023202None of them do enough damage compared to pebble and rocks.
any queuers? kinda wanna hop in for a game before bedtime
>>575023329ya
>>575023034The strongest "dex"/fth is erdsteel dagger which goes 12 dex/80 fth. The dex is wasted unless you overlevel and dip into casting speed. And it has too much mind for a dexfag that just uses golden vow.
what's the jeesensus on the new 'racters?
asked no one ever dscuck
gg suicidal coldest dog, wonder what triggered it this time
gg hot colddog, slippery fucker tricked me, I thought she was doing her phase-change but instead she was just doing her regular aoe breath
gg invader troll
>>575023481jeeallah (pbuh alhamdulillah) said that hes gonna recreate all his toons into heavy knights
>>575023646got his ass
>>575023470Dumb fucking moron.
>>575021059>best stats>clearly overtuned armor>only decent looking knight helmet in the gameWe have a new king. Only downside is starting with a c*rved gs.
>>575024615Not an argument. "Dex/fth" is just dex with enough fth for buffs and/or godslayer gs.
>>575021059>>575021059>4 years just for some milquetoast classes that barely change anything for current players>another plain CGS and probably another overtuned LGS mash stick>left will likely be another poise golem/edge knight set>these and torrent skins are somehow good enough excuses for charging $80 to nintendronesI'm really just looking forward to the 3 weeks of activity we'll get as this game finally lies down in the dirt for good. Unless your build is staying below RL100, there's practically 0 point in talking about "optimization"
>>575025098>godslayer gs>dex???
>>575025480Yes dummy it scales highest with dex.
>>575025480It is literally a dex weapon.
>>575025320False, optimization goes all the way to 150, sometimes 168, and certainly for 138 and 125.
>>575025320>Unless your build is staying below RL100Most people aren't trooning out.
>bought Nightreign 2 week ago>still haven't played it
>>575026043Me except mh rise and a year ago.
>>575022703Vagabond's 9 in FTH and INT are actually useful if you want to use the dozens of hybrid STR sombers that need to pay a small tax in those stats despite scaling mainly with strength, HK's 9 Arcane is literally useless in comparison unless you're going for an ARC build, but Hero already exists.Heavy Knight's STR is also too high for pure DEX builds,His DEX is also too high for pure STR, where he loses to Hero.So basically he's slightly better than Vagabond at minmaxed STR builds that have some DEX for stat reqs, which are already one of the least stat intensive builds in the entire game due to the 2H bonus, and only if you give up on using all the busted DLC weapons that have stat taxes on them.
THAT'S IT!I'M MAKING A FIST BUILD!
>>575026043>>575026096me except AC6 and 2 years ago
Pitch me a rl90 casual invasion build
>>575025320>Unless your build is staying below RL100, there's practically 0 point in talking about "optimization"There are no "builds" below level 100, you just stack 60 vigor + high endurance for heavy armor + any elemental weapon with an ash that buffs it with more elemental damage, everything else is worthless in comparison for both PVE and PVP.
>>575026139Based. More fistbulls and no dregslosers griefing the pw is always a good thing.
>that one guy that just sits back and watches the boss and only walks forward to attack when it's 100% safe
>>575021059Literal breadcrumbs that this desperate playerbase will gladly eat up. They need to let this IP die.
>>575026953Stupid fucking idiot.
>>575020758Serial noob kek
>>575027027Your mom lole. btfo kwab rekt ftw
>>575025772>150 and 168plain dead wrong, you can copy paste any build onto virtually any class the moment you reach 150 and beyond from the bloat>125 and 138would normally be true, but in this case the point difference is so abysmally small>>575026953barely even a sliver of gameplay content, just some throwaway extras that a modder could've done with some extra time kek
>>575026460endure urumi
>>575026857stop noticing
>>575027409dogshit
>>575026460gargoyle weapons master
>>575027497... if you hate one shotting people
>>575026857you can just say saar knight
gg ashighk i snkghioah so hard
>>575027831gg wow I fumbled it so hard, sorry about the madness camp invaders dunno why I jumped in with such confidence
>>575026460Rivers obviously. Or bleed great kat.
>>575027952all good but yeah there was no need to rush that, plenty of time before the rain hit us
>revived right next to adel as he's doing the lightning burstpain
>>575026460anything with infinite consumables like hefty pots or spread crossbow memes
>that one guy that plays the game better than me while I 3bar*
Average co-op PvE experience:>You struggle>Your team struggles>You get defeated>Next game, a talented player joins your team>He demolishes everything in his path and carries the team to victory>You learn some new strats from him>Next game, you have a new team>You utilize the new strats you learned, assisting your team to victor.>Feel accomplished.Average versus PvP experience:>You struggle>Your team struggles>You get defeated>Next game, a talented player joins your team>He demolishes all of your opponents, and carries the team to victory>You learn some new strats from him>Next game, you have a new team>The talented player is on the opposing team now>You utilize the new strats you learned.>The talented player knows all the counters to those strats and humbles you.>But you learn the counters, so next time you won't go down so easily.>Next game, the talented player is your opponent again.>You fair a little better, but he still knows the strats better than you, and he still had more tricks up his sleeves that he didn't reveal before, so you still have more to learn.>You repeatedly confront this player and lose every time. He's always one step ahead of you. He has better instincts, he's quicker to adapt, he thinks up new strategies on the fly, he has 1,000 more hours of raw play time than you.>There is no end to the grind. There are no goals to achieve, beyond being the best, which you can never be. You toil fruitlessly.>You feel suffering.
>>575029248wrong general, nigga
>>575029598he is just airing his gay bottom fantasies to the class like a freak nothing to see here
>>575029598This is the Nightreign and Duskbloods general, is it not? I'm in the right place.
>>575029248>t*rrdalit pvp trauma dumpkino post
>>575029753dumb fat retard. baboon. this is clearly the elden ring online general.
keky terr
Queuing for Mush
>>575026139Trying to make Jagi is hard.But his face is gonna be covered anyway so whatever.Well, I'm a Wretch so it's gonna take a bit.
>>575030498dung eater coded
>>575030498lame and will be owned by my build when the tarnished edition releases in fcs
>>575030067Who even plays Elden Ring anymore. The game is 4 and a half years old.
>>575029753No it’s not>>575029996Terrjeet loves PvP though
>>575030067>dumb fat retard. baboon. You can just say mushpaki, relax.
>>575026239>>575026096>>575026043me but with Elden ring 4 years ago
>>575030720it's going to be dark souls 4 until dark souls 5 comes out, 'tis the way of things
I love my drunkard priestess wife.
>>575029248too long can I get a qrd?
>>575031130Team based PvE = Finite experience, where you grow with the bros, and accomplish something big.Team based PvP = Infinite hamsterwheel of improvement, while accomplishing nothing.
>>575031130memoirs of a raped pvecuck
>>575030618It's funny you mention that, I was gonna go for his ending.I already gotta kill Blackguard Big Boggart for his BBB (Big Boggart Balls), so I figured I might as well be evil.>>575030656Rude.
FinallyElden lamp
>>575032345Malinigger Lamp
>>575032345Oh. My. Epicsauce! Buying one for terr
>>575027115>>575024492
>>575032345Bamco has to be the worst publisher still around at this point is there NOTHING these motherfuckers won’t plaster the brand of Elden Ring all over?????
>>575033069merely meeting the fans where they are
gg zdps birds
>>575033069>poorfag sour grapes
I'm gonna queue now
>>575034179creepy...
>>575033519gg nice meelekino
>>575033673way too obvious put some effort in
>>575034179>>575034008>>575020758>>575020947>>575013453>>575013073Solid image posts thanks for sharing these
>>575031007So you play Nightreign, but not ER?
>>575033069They would make an ER2 if memezaki wasn't an autist who has to make new series all the time even though they're all the same game.
>>575035398They are just waiting till we are able to clone Tolkien.
>>575033519cool sword
>>575035774Nigpheli Poo...
>>575035593What sort of dark rite would be needed to make a nega-tolkien worthy of a grrm sequel?
>>575036208Nothing can be done. That's why cloning is a necessity.
>Convergence>Leather gauntlets add HP drain when you use a grease, and this lasts as long as your grease does>Neat>Actually it lasts like 15 seconds and has nothing to do with grease durationThey couldn't bother to take one minute to verify this crap works? Is the whole mod like this?
>>575036208>>575036359chatgpt easily
>just le run behind mohg when he palm blasts! le biggest punish window in the fight!>followup swing fucking hits behind him and one shotsYeah fuck these reddit meme strats, they don't work
>>575036760Reddit believes the best red birds strat is to go all in.Let that sink in.
>>575034528pipe down threadshitter
>>575037045That actually is the best strat. Assuming you know exactly what you're doing, have the DPS for it, and can actually trust your teammates.
>>575036383The Nightreign grease passive works the exact same way.>scholar gets massively increased grease duration due to his passive>surely this makes it worth it to stack damage bonus after using greases passives, right?
>>575037245In other words, it's not the best strat.
>>575037102You need to start correcting threadshitters with your penis
gg dreglord
gg fellow S tiers
>>575037248Makes me wonder if the engine has no function to transfer grease duration into whatever event fires when you activate it, or doesn't have a state checker to verify if the player has a grease applied. Or maybe they just don't give a fuck. I hate every answer.
>>575037245>needs good damage>needs good negations>needs good players and coordination>needs good luck on balancer AIyou only need 3 of those for the worm killing strat and it's still considered risky, no way in hell is it optimal if you're trying not to lose instead of winning more
Where did those talismans after the dancing lion come from?
punch u
>>575038289*it was a hologram*
>>575029248You niggers still refuse to strafe ED Balancers which is the easiest thing to do in this game.
>>575037045It is the best strat. If you don't think so it's because you're bitch made and that's why you fail with it because you run away like a little bitch.
>>575038491I strafe them all the time
>>575038491I haven't seen anyone go in without a scholar in monthsIf they do I'm leaving them to their own devices, strafing with 2 people is fine and 1 moreso
>>575038558I don't believe you. I've never seen an ergie do it.
>>575038491Nobody cares Viteazu, go jerk yourself off more to your gay little webms
>>575038646Are you sure? I play with erg all the time, how come we've never played together?
>>575038670Ay caramba, puto. Tie a rope around your neck.
>>575038491>strafe balancer>it walks over a small hill/gets hit by an ally/mercury is in retrograde>get penetratedand for what, maybe an extra R1? which is suboptimal because your team of 3 people should have enough damage to kill it and wasting that R1's stamina means less distance covered after the kill
>>575037102Take your own advice you seem upset
>>575038257I don't know. I wasn't carrying them. You just reminded me, what was that strangeness in the sleepy swamp? After I was done with my balancer, I went to go help Starman in the sleepy swamp. On my way there, he dies, and then the balancer dies shortly after. I was still outside of the swamp, so I didn't see what happened, but I just assumed the balancer had only a sliver of health left, and the balancer died to the boss. Or perhaps the balancer died to poison or rot. I dunno. In anycase, I just wrote it off as a coincidence. Starman survives, presumably to the Balancer's power saving him. But then falls again shortly after. I'm seconds away, so I catch up to him, and try to grapple him. I miss. I try a regular swing. I miss. Desperate, I use my ult on him. No effect whatsoever. It's like he's not even there. The blast doesn't touch him, the lingering fire doesn't touch him, his meter goes down and he dies. No balancer power either.So strange.
eepy sisters
>>575035593>>575035398true…>>575037862he would have to correct himself first and his little shrimpy isn’t up to the task
>carry randoms to 2>reset to 1 and let God sort em outhehehe
>>575039116This is why chaos persists in this doomed reality.
>>575038859>it walks over a small hillThis can't happen.>gets hit by an allyThis can happen but it's rare.>maybe an extra R1It does add up especially when things go bad.
>>575039027Is yours?
>>575039485>This can't happen.Not that anon, but the boss arena has inclines and declines. How can you say this can't happen?
>>575039479calm down emperor
>>575039882I'm going to entomb myself underground in a micro-scale replica of the planet filled with mercury then let my rotting form seep into it and become a mimic tear and I'll be able to fix all this.
>>575039703Not once have I gotten hit by that attack because of the incline. Even if it was a factor that move has such awful tracking and so much forward momentum the incline is irrelevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylu-fJtE5dgLETS GO
>>575040067>enemies moving cause damage>"I would have never found this on my own"what type of D5 does he play if this never came up?
post sludge's steam
>>575040067>[Part 4]its so popular there is a part 4?
>>575040304I miss her too
>>575040067this is definitely someone from here posting, fuck off none of your shit is new
>>575040304Creep
HALO SLOOOOOPPPPPPPP
>>575040067Buy an ad
>>575040067very good contentkeep it up
clankyGOD won because he makes the ergtroons seethe hard
macheteGODS own you
>>575041206they hate he is 23k subs chadGODsoon 100k+and is also D5 gamerGOD
Be quiet now
why does chase not stream anymore? could it be that his videos are staged?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzwXFICzLHIdinosouls is out bye erg, no more nightreign sloppa for me
>>575041732Can't risk being sniped and exposed as a fraud
>>575041669who isn't D5 these dayspost his winstreak
>>575041913im not him so how could I post it?
>>575041732>why does chase not stream anymore?https://youtu.be/2dKRrti1XWE?t=174he is busy making anime kino
Jesus what a fucking mess that was.GG red birds.
gg red wamen
>>575042213>>575042249they gathered so good at the end wewi had 2 mega wimmen in a row yay
>>575042346Yeah when 4 of them were stacked the opportunity was too good, went in and ulted instantly. I was surprised the fight ended there in an instant.
>>575042486delicious
>>575042249>>575042346we say this a lot in baluchistan
any boobs?
Which will happen first, a new patch for nightreign or Zorbiting body losing weight
>>575043660I've got some great tits
>>575043660Shut the fuck up and use Google you mouth breathing retard troglodyte
>>575043783i wish i have them
>>575043660
>>575044054if you liked those, check out these japanese ones
>>575043660>>575044268
This feels like a stupid question but why the fuck would you ever shield bash for like 7 stance damage when you could guard counter for like 30
what video game should I play
>>575044505skill attack damage plus shield bash counts as guarding
>>575043660>>575044268>>575044452
>>575044595play some indie slop
Dogshit Wyldjeet.
gg FullghorI fell a bunch during the expedition, but made up for it with a decent no-fall boss fight. :)
>>575045026Good job cutie
>>575045026Also, you guys should have left the deathrite bird alone. I only pinged it because I forgot it was there. When I saw it again I pinged out. I didn't want to fight in the rain.
>>575044683ohh yesss
I beat a big black man with a level 0 club on my first try.I'm actually enjoying myself again.
>>575044268>>575044452>>575044683thanks you. you are saving erg with this great service
>>575045274Good job lil bro
Erg has a porn addiction problem
>>575045191>>575045278<3
>>575045860Now that's a woman O_O
>>575046078what's that
Elden Ring was unreplayable before Nightreign and now it's even worse comparatively afterwards, I don't get how people do it
>>575046123revenants lyre
>>575045431Thank you thank you
Queue please
>>575045860>troonfaglard threadshitting againNo surprise there please hang yourself already you actual abomination
>>575043536thanks for letting us know terr
pedocake is so lame and raped and weird let's collectively block him so he doesn't shit up the queue
>>575046504I'm too hungry to queue. I can't play on an empty stomach. Buy me dinner first.
>>575046838>dinnerits 11:23 am
>>575046838I only take erg girls out to dinner
>>575046882Where in the world is that? Must be on the opposite side of the planet. Like Australia.
>>575043783Those are venoms emerging from tennis balls
>>575046621Didn't that troony say he wish he could be a mother? He's an actual predatory freak groomer. But that's just par for the course with these trannies, he needs to be locked up before he does real harm to kids.
>>575047416true and you look like that
full playthrough 100% base game + DLC any% with the ergies
>>575047574lemme fink about it... no!
>>575047847
>>575047416Dropping a truth nuke this big and uncomfortable might upset some people but that's a good thing
>>575047574add me
>>575045860>ban evadingfucking troon thread shitter you're nothing but a stain on the world I hope you know that
>>575048572there is no need to be so angry friend
>>575048672nah I'm not gonna tolerate ban evading shitposters fuck off
>>575048572>>575048898I'm not banned though, haven't been in a while. Not sure where you got that idea.
>>575048572what did cupcake get banned for?
>>575047416>filenameclassic
>>575049126I didn’t get banned.
>>575049010somephono told me you were
>terrjeeta of all xirs getting pissy about anybody else ban evading oh my good lord the comedy
>>575049010>>575049207>pretending you're not ban evadingthe troon cries as he stabs you>>575049126https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/574837906/#q574886054it was for this
>>575049273This isn’t the sharty you dumb animal
gg crater
gg regular goat you're welcome for the carry
>>575049795sometimes jannies just delete your shit and give you a warningjust like what happened with me on this post https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/574837906/#574843467
>>575049795Oh yeah that's 100% himWhat a shame, I didn't think cupcake would stoop so low to even ban evade...I expected better from erg "girls"
>>575049902ggI wanted to go down the crater first, because time wasn't on our side. We can always hawk tree back to the fallingstar beast if we have extra time.
>>575049902>>575049903forgot pic
>>575049859not yet
>>575050061Idk how to hawk back to the fallingstar from the wyrm bird
something is happening
>>575050063uohhhhh cc
where the queues at
>>575050194First you take the tree from wyrm to upper level. it will drop you off near the tree that flies back to the fallingstar beast. Just look around you for the nearby tree.The same tree can also lead you to the church, if you slow decent the hawk while it's passing the church.
Cowshit Exejeet
What characters make for good ISA builds>they all suckStop, be positive plz.
>>575050648IroneyeISA has a 100% use rate if you alternate between two bows
>>575050648flail recluse
>>575050648I've been thinking about making an ISA build with Executor, since I hear that it works with suncatcher. While using suncatcher, you tend to use a lot of stander R1s anyway. Since that's the standard follow up to a deflection. So you might as well make the standard R1 extra strong, right?
You okay starman?
>>575050648executor with suncatcher damage and red balancer
>>575050648I'm positively certain they all suck
>>575050951ISA makes zero sense on Executor. The main benefit for ISA is that it doesn't get cucked by split damage, and suncatcher is 100% physical. On top of that you ideally want to be guard countering after deflects for the stance damage, you only R1 if you won't get a large enough opening or you're just spamming it for damage. It also would have no effect on suncatcher's L2.
>>575050063>spewing grease all over Creasy
>>575049795It was deleted but I wasn’t banned for it
which one is the most versatile nightfarer?Wylder or Duchess?
>>575044595Grande Bleu Fantasy Relinked, you journey through the skydom to relink the flame of friendship.
>>575051945Wylder. Free projectile bleed attack and can revive three bars easily.
>>575050951Either ISA or 2h stance break with ED Balancer and cursed sword damage. Stance break line works with deflection but he only needs one to hit the relevant break points to speed up field bosses. It takes 3 lines + 25% for a meaningful difference on night bosses and nightlords beyond 1 line. ISA is better if you want raw damage because of how the multipliers interact.
>>575051447I'm getting starched up.
>>575051284You should be sneaking in R1s in between every attack that you can't land a safe GC on when using suncatcher as your main weapon. Every other build is switch deflecting until you need ONE GC to hit the stance break. ISA also works on every weapon.
are we frends erg?
>>575053148no we are gamers sharing a common space.
gg reheated goat, non spicy edition
>>575053931I've had regular goat so much, I want ED goat for once
>>575053931shiftycutie
>>575053148Yes, we are friends. *hug*
>>575051945wyldjeet is fucking obsolete in DoN, literal good for nothing character
>>575049985>>575051567he’s a newjeet threadshitter please understand
>>575053148we are confederates
>>575053148we are ergies
gg worm, i realized i made an itemization mistake when mogh's phase transition 2 shot me, I had +65% dmg with ailments lol
erdtree, O erdtree
The gladius power really helped me spam r1 after the work kill. Nice 1 cycle
gg spicy birds I was one shotting them with night and flame stance so thats decent
O ELDEN RINGO ELDEN RING
>>575057915terr and cc
>>575057724you're beautiful
>>575057692>>575057915It doesn’t work when you force it like this>>575058150Only one should be ugly
Smithscript Rosary is probably my best Elden Ring mod weapon
>>575059407Why Whats That???
>>575059462Hand-toHand Arts that combines all smithscript weapons with a hammer toss nuke
>>575060698it's from Convergence btw
>>575039027>>575038873>so buckbroken xhe replied twiceCan it threadshitter, like I said.
>>575040067>birdjeet reddit pseudo thumbail
>>575046123ER network test item
>>575051945For D5 it's prob in order Duchess, Ironeye, Wylder. Wylder for non-DoN but he holds up just fine in DoN so dont listen to insecure exepakis stuck in redundant tier.
>>575057724>>575058168>shitterpest with no sixth sene classique
>>575051945I think Wylder edges out the Duchess just barely. I think the grapple, sixth sense, and a good punchy ult, are more useful than Duchess's skills.
Now that my streak is back at 0 I am going to be chungus-ing very hard
>>575039694it’s always ready yes>>575061156except i didn’t “reply twice” what the fuck are you on about threadshitter
>>575045860>>575044683>>575044452>>575044268>>575043783we love your dumps queen keep up the good work!!!!
wyldjeet players are so weak that they need to cheat their relics to keep up with the rest of the characters (they still can't)
>>575063093NAME??????????????
>>575052181Stacking 2h is too hard but man it is probably one of the funnest builds out there.
>>575063093Fuuuuck. Maybe I should leave queue for the night.
Remember when everyone was gonna ignore depths because raider got one shot by a church rat
>>575063745No
>>575063942dumb newfig
>>575063093Perfect time to queue1/3
>>575064149We all play depths lil buddy.
>>575064205That's the point of the post newfag, everyone was kvetching over datamined clips of D5 but ended up playing anyway
>>575064475You might have been but the rest of us just started playing depths and ignored your forced meme. Sorry.
>>575064658Stop
queue up
>>575063745Yes but actually no, raider getting one shot by church rats wasn't ever gonna stop us from queuing depths considering how piss easy base game is
3/3
6/7
wow horse
sissy casters: 80 faithpaladins: 60 faithsorry but I don't make the rules
>>575067231do you really need 80? is this for 150?
gg Fullghor. I was trying to make the red boss spawn in the castle, so I split to kill one of the other enemies. But killing him didn't spawn the boss. :/ I guess we needed to kill the other cleanrot knights, but I still don't know the paths of the castle very well and couldn't think how to get up to them upper ones.
gg horseHad a system crash there, hope it isn't anything serious since I already replace my motherboard like 4 months ago.A I could have stuck around for the 3rd floor but I forgot I had twiggy.
>>575067396I don't think we had enough damage with the two of us anyway. My best weapon was Malikeths gs and Morgott is resistant to holy
>>575067509Yeah probably true, it's just about feeling like a dumbass when you realise you had the twiggy in your inventory.
queue?
>>575068186streak ender incoming
Learning that Nightreign maps actually snap into places in base Elden Ring and various DLC areas has depressed me to no end. This stuff was cut a long time ago and was just reused for an online only game. That's so sad.
>>575069104Good, Nightreign is a better game than Elden bore
we need goldmask to mend and perfect the ergicorgi rune
queueueueueueue
>>575069104true but that’s just FromSoft at this point in general sadly
I dont play with 'stralians
what do you have against straya
I'm driving to maccas
>>575069104More developers should reuse assets to save development time and money. Why waste man power creating all new assets for a game such as Nightreign? Their artists could be working on new games set in unique worlds. Instead of wasting their time working on a spin off title set in the same world.
>>575070847I'll take a double quarter pounder, large with a sprite.
>>575070847soft serve for me thanks
a bogan once begged me for money and I gave him some since he was gonna spend it on drugs
>>575067312yes you need the full throughput of your casts
junkies
>>575070984tsmt
>>575070984https://youtube.com/watch?v=PqkNPuexarE
>>575054813don't talk to yourself raped maggot
gg adel sorry i didnt realize i was being a terrorist with that lltbt bow my monkey brain saw rot mist on aiming and i nabbed it
gg adel at least it was ED
gg big chickens>>575072846the terrorist brain was not off-handing that marais, and then presumably not even realizing that was the priority dupe. Did you forget you had it on you or did you not realize it was marais when you picked it up?
>>575072989yeah that was pretty tarded i didnt even realize i picked it up
>>575073081figured that was the case lel, guessing you just saw the +21% skill attack and didn't think of it past that
A pretty damning cut line. It was already translated to english meaning the Siofora River being moved as done really, really, REALLY late.>https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tljh68/cut_content_ive_found_in_the_text_files_npcs_and/>The abductor's bloody footprints are said to have disappeared in the Forest of Ancient Bowers. Pretty huge discovery honestly. Remember that the ancestral glade area was meant to be in the consecrated snow ground and was moved super late. He stole Miq in the Haligtree and people lost the trail in the same area with the lightning spirits and laser-bow assholes.> Into your dream, the world of your heart. There was no Realm of Shadows. Whatever the fuck we got was a butchered amalgamation of a dream world and who knows what other cut areas. It's why nothing fits. It was never meant to. The REALLY weird changes are the ones to area names. It was done post translation and none of them fit the same vibe. I do not have an explanation for this besides them thinking the areas name gave away too much. It's an incredibly bizaare change to happen so late. Limgrave is Tenebrae, the ice people are named something less ice sounding, it's some really dumb fucking changes.
>lorecow is backoh brother this guy STINKS
>>575073334I find new shit, I share new shit. There are translated lines that show the connection between the Ancestral Glade and the Consecrated Snowground. The old areas names are fascinating now that we know the names used in sote.I can not put into words how much I wish the people who worked on that expansion would kill themselves. Or the people who defend all the garbage that has come after. Nightreign defenders would have been mocked and rightfully called retarded if you said Fromsoft was going to start publishing online multiplayer crap or turning their games into a shared universe like Marvel. They did both. Get raped, cunt.It really doesn't seem like it'd be hard for a modder to just... move things back into the right spot but knowing where to put what seems like an unholy nightmare. Japs don't really keep notes and they intentionally scrubbed the DLC on release, something they never really bother to do.
I prefer greasy's wall of runes over this
>>575072989>>575073081>>575073148don't talk to yourself
>>575073878>lorecow meltykino
>>575073269like bloodborne
>>575063136Sorry but your little brown 2 inch deformed pecker is not always ready don't lie to yourself
>>575074132dont be jelly queuer chads are having fun
gg doublycolddog, blessed big merchant selling my beloved frenzied burst
>>575074185>I'll just act like a retarded cunt.>lol just say melty when I get raped.I would assault you and your family and you'd do nothing but cry. I could rape you, easily, and you would also do nothing. Now leave me alone while I go on about cut content that I recently have learned about in this game.From my understanding there are toolsets people can use that can important data from Elden Ring/Nightreign. I already see mods bringing stuff and areas over. Someone moving stuff back into their proper place before corporate raped this product with the Nightreign deal would be awesome. The same goes for all the cut dialogs. The real issue seems to be figuring out what the plot was going to be before the japs fucked it up so badly and where everything was moved to.
elden ring was kino all along...
sorry meant to say ds3
only 2 and demon's doe
gg normaligoofc the item I want has night tide damage when I'm in the fog
>>575075289Correct.
why do people pretend to care about demons souls
Dark Souls 1 was fun, before the did that whole cycle retcon. You weren't meant to play 2 and 3 for the story any-ways, it was just a gameplay thing. Fromsoft puts out an incredible amount of slop for a company where I enjoy three of their games. Demon Souls wasn't the best but it was different and Dark Souls had a neat story and cool lore. There is also a cool story to be had with Dark Souls 3 cut content but there is no lore stuff that's interesting like there is with Elden Ring. Just mechanics and shit that was cut that were used in other, later games.
>>575075081>continued loreshitter meltdowncinema for the ages
>>575051567>still lyingnot a good look xister
1/3
>>575075639>still being a weak faggot that I could rape.imagine talking with a man who would fuck you while you did nothing about it and thinking you're a winner.
>light zestswordxhe is so valid oh my fauci
Why do people like light greatswords?
>>575076110>more lorecow seethetheater
>>575076694I hate them, the endlag after each attack is so ass
>>575076694it's like a dance
>>575077683So it's a PvP weapon?
Sludge
>>575077742the only pvp weapons are scythes
>>575077765Retard
>>575077742Nah it's good for pve too
>>575077853hi brown
>Have been at D5 forever>Still died to Margit repeatedly trying to parry his ass to death in ConvergenceI am the fraud
>>575078297margit is an unfair boss anyway
i really hate relics manthey ruined the fuck out of nightreign
>>575077765How so?>>575077905What makes it good in PvE?
>>575078595what build are you trying to make?
>>575077905three retards mashing
>>575078595Starting spells and dormant powers are the only bad rng things that really make or break a build. Having +30% phys damage is nice but its not going to keep you from jobbing to the basics.
any interpid queue meisters
whomst've'st is asking
your favorite zdps ironeye
give me 10 minutes i'm watching anime
I hate ironsissy, play an honest character
im genuinely bad enough to need the ability i frame crutch desu
>>575081502I'm genuinely good enough to use the ability iframe to maximize my dps
>>575081589glass half full vs empty fampai
if it continues to be extremely dead we can set number of pw players to 2?
>>575040304>>575077752do it
erg never ever PvPs because fighting other people is icky and they use the spacing exploit and the rollcatch exploit and the hyperarmor exploit and the crouch attack exploit and they bleed out in more than 2 hits and can dodge their projectiles.
>>575082205limpwristed faggot, please suck cock instead of typing pointless things so you make at least one single person happy
>>575082508Quit projecting.
just vomited
>>575082076what is your problem? why do you want to doxx this person in the first place?
gonna hop in for a game
did the servers just die or something
bros
>>575083697or not, can't login to the server
>>575084137yep I can't even log in
was gonna finally break my bad streak guess miyazaki didnt like that dced during night 3
i waited 45mins in queue for this brb gonna fill my car up with gas
everdark heolstor incoming
holy shit i logged into the game servers and they added rune-bearer mode AND the sex with recluse minigame!!!
>>575082205i'm not breaking my L3 by playing crouchspam mode. or buying a special gamepad.
uhhh i'm still playingworld's longest ancient dragon fight send HELP
>>575084701Because you're blue
>>575084701sorry I still can't get in and it seems like I'm not alone
>>575084701>solo birdbut why
WE'RE SO BACK
help was sent
>>575085046ooft gg you did most of the work while we were gone, I was running around doing nothing most of the time even after I came back when he was low to see if Abru can get back in too
>>575085046How big is that HP Bar...
>>575085306has to compensate ya know
Is now a good time to queue?
1/3 for 1 hour
I am entering the queue!
gross
>>575084483*exclusive for Wylder btw
>>575074392>switches the topic cus he knows he’s full of shit don’t tell people what you downstairs unprompted freak
>>575072792 (me) meant for this subhuman >>575018302
>>575075289>>575075361>>575075456strange curry scented threadshitting
>ER is 6 years old>a remaster is about to release>youtubers are just now starting to make content on the pareidoliaThis game is on a different level.
alright thats itim giving more views to clanky
>>575089725I liked when he made that undertaker claws video inb4 some retard faggot claims they're slop tooNo they don't do colossal stagger like fists
>>575090090haven't you heard? raptor claws are slop just like raider colossals and on the same level as halo/beastclaw
>>575090287raider colossal my beloved...
>>575090820>>575089668how come they all look like this???? so strange
>>575076694AGP girlboss moveset for xher waifu OC
>>575075081>>575073878>>575073269We appreciate your efforts regardless, such a shame things turned out like this but at least people still have a chance to know what happened
>>575091318on it
>>575091391When he translates your post a few times he is going to be very happy.
I miss wiping to troll castle
i miss when miyazaki still had passion for the genre
>>575089116don't pretend to be me threadjeet stop melting down
>>575092185I fucking hate these 3
>>575089668puppygirl…
I guess servers are back, gonna try queuing again
>>575076694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf3TGou_LYM
>>575089075Point that finger back at yourself retard
>>575093018
>>575093262cute
>>575069104The zoomers have forgotten what an asset reusing spinoff is
>>575094289Imagine what generals would look like back in the ps2 Armored Cored days. Nine Breaker would nine break these fools.
>>574998486I just hit level 103. Ive cleared stormveil castle, the academy and lyndell capital so far.. the putrid crystalians boss at the end of seliah highway are by far the biggest challenged i've faced thus far. what a motherfucker, the spear bitch sucked
>>575094732good job honey
>>575094732Good on ya.Grab something that does strike damage for pesky enemies like that.
>>575093262cringe
>>575095000checked, ty>>575095049the wiki said to use the morningstar, but I ended up just spamming cometshard till their shield broke and kitting the spear bitch around the room, from a distance.
>>575093018>no youconcessions of the raped
>wiki on first playthroughborn after 2007 moment
>>575093262Varreposter would've loved this piece too bad the dsjeets scared her off and now we have no females posting here anymore instead we have mentally ill men with AGP larping as women
>>574998486is there a spirit ash that specifically taunts with decent health and defense to keep shit off of me as a caster? Ive been using the wolves (currently 7) because there's 3 of them and they are quick, but they have low health
>>575095464this is the most indian post i have ever read in this thread
>>575095464varreposter didn't get scared off, she just started taking her meds
>>575095464this is the most aryan post i have ever read in this thread
>>575021059I did the math and heavy knight is still overall worse than vagabond at least for STR. 8 mind is laughably low even if you only use ashes of war, plus like it or not you're gonna want some dex, int and faith for some weapon requirements. Heavy probably only wins if you go pure strength with no dex investments whatsoever and don't even want access to bestial vitality
>>575095729dont care about your math, i'll wait for the jeesensus
gg sorry about night 1 delivery arrivedit seems I can't stop wiping to lvl 3 invader camps
>>575095983gg erg girls
*sips* yep gaming time
>>575095464true true we're all mentally ill men here
>>575095983GG SO FAST
>>575093018 (me) meant for >>575092048
>>575095838Said no one ever faggot maggot
>>575095329>self narrated raped projectionAs expected
>>575096204this is not elden ring
I am gonna turn on Nightreign, play online, and suck ass. Try and stop me.
>>575095464Don't bully our girls, they're doing their best.
trish is a mancupcake is a man
dust and duck are the only foids
I am a man
>>575097979Both aren’t even sissies or cross dressers they are just normal men
>>575097891True.
>>575097891truthful post>>575097979not truthful post
>>575095729You can respec into anything after the academy so starter builds are really just for how you want before the academy to play out. Heavy is going to have an easy time with the base meta of pumping vigor in the beginning. Having the heavy armor and good endurance out of the gate is going to make progress really easy and replacing the CGS with something you do like will be a piece of cake. If you get a brass shield to drop you are 1 point away from being able to equip it immediately, if you've replayed this game a dozen times you know how bad it feels to have a brassy drop early but you are some 8 str spellcaster. If the samurai is the dex based gimme class that can skip the early game because of the toolkit it starts with this guy looks like the str version. You aren't going to have to think about anything when progressing before you get to respec. You'll waltz into a limgrave cave or camp and bulldoze things then pump vigor at the grace and do it again at the next point of interest.
>>575098861I was mostly talking about filthy pvp minmaxing, for pve who cares just do whatever
>>575099009who cares theres no rules in pvp just spend another 5 minutes at mohgwyn killing frogmen
>>575099009retard5-10 extra points in dex or str won't make the difference in pvp
>>575095464pic related aged like milk, what a shame...
>>575095729It's still quite strong for pure physical builds that ignore casting stats. About its only real flaw is that 17 End is hard to justify on a lower-level build, but if you're going to do a pure Str character at anything over RL60 or thereabouts, you'll easily hit that amount of End. Any self-respecting Str build will hit 12 Dex for Jar Cannon, maybe 16 Dex for Igon's or for Sleep Pulley capability. And unless you're going to be doing Flame Grant Me Strength memes, 8 Fai + 5 from Priestess is going to be enough to temporarily access Bestial Vitality, and you can recover your FP very easily using the Simple Ring and Ancestral Horn instead of allotting any Blue Estus. 8 Mind is not that big of a detriment unless you like to spam weapon arts like a motherfucker.
bloody benchode lagger(gg)
is it true ergare we never gonna get another update or dlc now that duskbloodybenchard is coming out soon
>>575101904You didn't hear?
>>575101904why would they focus on the lame old thing?
>>575101904I thought we all agreed it's over after SGF
>>575102797Cringe birdjeet image
>>575102797chicky nuggy
>>575102797Were you also a bit taken aback by the image they uploaded with this one? Hyper detailed Fulghor, but huh that angle is funny and yeap that's a centaur vagina.
Don't reply to the fanshart poster you idiots
Huh, why is this game still 60 euro? It's been like 10 years. Greedy japggers.
>>575103285why not?
>>575103974He's the worst poster here
If you pick a male character and you use balancer slop I hate you
>>575096363>>575095464true and good posts
>>575102642we did he’s just being an unfunny dsjeet faggot
>>575105312Please don't reply to me about your boogeyman I'm not interested
>>575103185Yeah, that's exactly how it went for me too...
^^ raped tranny faggot
die junkie
you first assface
>>575106527lmao I’m glad we got to share that experience. Also awww cat caker, so cute.
you'll OD before that
>>575103373Try loaded?
I love the new Dragonscale Blade in Convergence lol. Quality to Quality and INT gave so much new weapons. What I hate are the new split scalings. Legit made some weapons unusable like Moonlight Greatsword.
>>575083643anons are trying pick up some software and gamer tips
>>575083643They want an erg gf and think sludge is a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylu-fJtE5dgshow your support (and subscribe)
>>575040067>>575113102Clanky racist chud links DONT CLICK
>youtube sees most of your viewers come from 4chan>algorithm is impressed seeing you cracked the hardest audience>rewards you with 100k+ views
>>575110123Convergence's changes are all over the place honestly, I can't really get a feel for the intent other than just attempting to add things they thought seemed cool. A bunch of armor just gives me a headache looking at it.
100k bharati pve brahmin
gg horse, he did a 180 mid move since he lost his target and got meplease don't use gravity well to res you gave me a heart attack
gg, the absolute fucking worst I've played in ages though. I lost all my flasks on ed fulghor from like 3 bad heals in a row just face tanking his moves also terrible RNG on day 1 and 2 until the fort at the end where I got this.
>>575113649gg I was lmao'ing IRL so brain wasn't braining, I had plenty melee weapons to switch to
'asks
>>575113102>slavmutt accent speech impedimentNo thanks.
>>575114035>speech impedimentliterally talks normalsend your own vocarooits worse 100%
>>575105812you’re way too obvious as usual
>>575113747it's okay joll you're cute that's all that matters
raped thread
well yeah you’re in it
Doing the raping, yes.
to the surprise of nobody since you're an indian shitskin
india VVQN
1/32/31/3come back here you slut
you can just say saar k***ht
you can just say terrjeeta
even tho both have bwc
>>575117826i'm eating
twp*
>>575118587This this this! Terr is so awesome with his girthy BWC!
>>575095729What about for buffslop?FMGS, Golden Vow, bfb, shabiri, etc
gg spicy goat
>>575122413calm down cupcake and trish
>>575122413cool hair
>>575122413 (me) meant to say so lame with his shrimpy TIP
gg gigagoat
gg fort
>>575104734
ergies are so strong and skilled
>>575122779yes that includes you uoh
>>575122779>>575122937creepy
>>575122779You don't count because you're a girl.
eepy bonk of epicness
>>575123085kek told xhim
Mush is so lucky...
>the "girl" in question
>>575122609You're not me. Get a chance loser!
>>575122413trish why did you change your steam name
>>575123419@mush is this true
>>575123528>caring about the opinion of a chaserpaki
>>575122413>>575123513
>>575123875Shut up faggot you haven't done anything other than be a fat drunken failure
>>575122413>>575123513you can tell this is trash because he just came out of a game and is posting disgusting obesity imageswhy are you like this?
i wish trish degraded me instead...
>>575123875Immediately triggered the porn addict threadshitter, well done.
what no content does to a mf
even doe we're getting ED heolster next thursday
https://voca.ro/17wVj9Y1oSHZ
https://vocaroo.com/1brdDTPFl4K5
plap plap plap get tarnished plap
a troll knight posted this^
>>575124516trish...
jee is live
>>575125365is jee going to play jeebloods
'oods
Going to snipe and expose jeetwhine on stream to own the dsgroids for the good of the duskbloods general
>>575127247pwned them
'oods is doomed for being a 'itch 'usive as deemed by jee
Shut your mouth
he isn't live fucking bitch bastert bloddy liar becnhode
I pledge to purchase nintendo online
I've been queued for like an hour already, I even forgot about it
>No Duskino amiibo
>>575127827>>575126407>>575126284>>575125365>>575124428Lovely south Asian threadshitting from the worst poster here so glad we have this tumor infesting is
no what?
we are becomeing tendys in real-time
i believe it's tendienese for "im gay"
>>575123962>>575124762>>575122609dangerously true
>becomeing
>>575123791>>575123875>>575129391>>575129430we got some duplicate threadshats. check that you don't accidentally have 2 instances running
SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET IN HERE GOSH
>>575130667>>575130801hello sir ready the queuing today
>>575129046no problem you're welcome friend
this place is beyond saving
This towns finished
>>575131575you didn't hardswap enough
I couldn't care less about the thread, but the queue being this dead on a friday night is fucked up
>>575131575Roughly 80% of posts are filtered on my end lmao
>free speech makes my clitty leak the post
>>575132754you're free to say whatever you want but we're not obligated to listen to your retarded drivel
>>575128093>>575130856take it easy terr
my tea is raping my tummy
did /dsjee/ just win
>>575132754>Parroting retarded nonsense is meaningful speechDo you also have long conversations with random barking dogs?
>>575135112>>575133543>so emotionally defeated xhe has to censor on the racism site. Pathetic.
>>575132316>>575132754congrats>>575132479>>575133543>>575135112it's useless i lost faith
>>575135112>Do you also have long conversations with random barking dogs?No I just ignore them and go on about my day
when I play with my crush my panties are always soaked after
relatable
1/6 btw
1/3 vanilla btw
>>575132316sorry dude but i'm playing indie slop
Every time I face him I'm blown away by how awesome Heolstor is as a boss fight.Best of all he's completely fair unlike some nightlords. Not a single piece of skullduggery, just brutally fast and devastating attacks.
>>575135086no it didn’t it’s raped and dead and lame >>575134952no it’s not it’s digested and lame and defeated
>>575132316I've tried to queue, either it's totally dead or I'm the blocked, either way I'm playing some other stuff instead
I'm playing other games tooMaybe its time we let nightreign go guys we had a good run, the threads are pure garbage anyway so there's no reason left to come here
Game is officially dead, mmv had potential to revive it but the mod creator cut his penis off and decided to add his own garbage in
>>575138214>>575137968What games are you playing?
hope the servers dont die this time xd
>>575136354cupcake...
>>575138297Doing a Lies of P playthrough since I only did it once when it originally came out
>>575138214>>575138965Excellent decision and excellent choice in game. I might to do my own playthrough again or certain stuff honestly. The next two months have some decent stuff coming out so it’s not like we’re starved for new stuff either.
Elden shart needs a cope item to compete with Lies of P gameplay.
>>575138297I'm not telling you
gg cold goat
Death knight twinaxes are the most fun hardswap weapons ever created
>>575136354A middle eastern man typed this.
>>575138961>shitcake's underwear soaked due to bleeding from xher's rotting axewoundSounds about right.
>>575142535Keep your freak fantasies to yourself, this is erg not your discord
>>575142921>sudden projection out of nowhereWhat a strange individual you are. Perhaps you need help.
>>575143206You lost, now pipe down threadshitter
>>575143463>randomly declaring yourself a winnerNot how it works newfriend.
>the year is 2026>I still cannot use death weapons with the death staff without going to RL200+the greater will was right to abandon this lame ass world
is elden ring
>>575122489love dustina
>dual sschudtinx...
Troontinx is such a lame poltroon. He should kill himself to save his image.
bro said poltroon
What if wylder was vlad the impaler from hellsing ultimate
>>575148838Too swarthy.
>>575149765I don't know what that means
Even though xhe rage quit the 'cord because it was too chuddie for xher troonie clit to handle
mighty terr
>>575149914He looks like his sister, not some gay foid version of vlad.
>>575148838that looks more like if vlad the impaler was wylder from nightreign nice art tho
>>575137815other than the geysers, yeah
>>575150304But vlad looks like that in the anime
>>575144714Just go 43/43 INT/FTH with the Staff of the Great Beyond + minimum STR/DEX for the weapons, since their skills only scale with INT the damage will still be good.And since almost all death stuff has cold buildup, you don't even have to worry about having optimal damage.
>>575142535nah cupcake still has the gock
glock
i will be ungbal
you my little boo thangso i don't give a hoot what your dude say girl i know
>>575148838>>575151746>>575150478Vlad is kino his anime is fun and his draculina is my wife
>>575030498>>575032295I keep helping people instead of being evil...I'm a terrible villain...
I want to like this relic, I really do, but the -vigor makes the max hp worth less than half what it should be so its a a mediocre ~2.5mod with other annoying demerits.Just wanted to rant.
Hugging Wylder!
>>575154813Get owned idiot.
>>575155159They fuckin?
>>575155159Wylder doesn't want you you're a chopped 40 year old man in a dress with a lust for kids
>>575155159Wrong Wylder skin.
>>575122779Who's the husband?
>>575155406dismantled that faggot freak with the truth well done
>>575155394>>575155481Which skin would you prefer?
>>575155610Darkness.
>>575155159Wylder is a beastly man’s who penis belongs in everyone
>>575155532Sukdeep.
>>575155743Cute. Darkness Wylder is very husband material. My last romantic forced duo a couple of days ago was with a Darkness Wylder and he carried me and showered me with skill attack passives. I wish I had more art of the skin, I think I only have this one and the one with Darkness Caker. >>575155797This is true.
>>575156348You're so cute cupcake
>>575156453true she is so valid
^^ said by no one ever besides thread shitting maggots
>>575156453Aww thank you sweetie <3>>575156546It's true, I just renewed my driver's license. I'm valid until 2030.
>>575156453You think pedophiles are cute?
>>575157093Shut the fuck up, jesus cupcake you're so fucking annoying
>>575156348>>575156453Devil x Cupcake new erg ship
>>575157117>>575157294>>575155406>>575156959Good posts with poignant truth nukes. Very nice.
pedotroonshitcake is so lame and weird and raped and annoying we should all just block him
I just came to necropost this tranny thread to let people know I'd still bite and leave bite marks on Ms.Chalice's tits!That is all
Making PAWGcake's booty ripple
>>575159881>>575159881new thread
>>575159546true and accurate
>>575096404>>575095595
>>575117586calm down terr
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>>575157556good ship add it to the list
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>>575155610please don't this fat redditor chink again thanks
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dsg is back btw>>575166996>>575166996>>575166996
this is the end of erg
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