Previous: >>574890906Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders is out now!• Version 11.2.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Social Mediahttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules, Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
woomy is now raiding
A moment please, mechanic.
>>575007275Caught me off guard, but yeet is one of the few modern slang words I actually like. its going to be fucking weird if I ever hear my dad say it though.
Raiders will finally kill Shittoon 3. And then we shall usher on only singleplayer after singleplayer kino...
me
>Chadhell yeah
>>575008602based beyond belief
w-what happens here?
>>575008958Only yebbies know
>you can see shiver's inner monologue and she's constantly nervous and anxious about what others think about her and clearly putting a facade infront of the mechanic and deep cuttourists and secondaries will ignore this because "haha smug"also i like the touch that she's useless at fishingand there's a cute baby frye
Is there no way to NOT level up? I don't like getting overleveled just beacause I failed a raid two time
is it true kold stole his little sisters switch 2 and copy of raiders and is playing co-op on tourist difficulty because it's too hard for him solo
Is the game in 120fps or just 60?
All right, let’s do this!
Taking a shameful shower break
Why does Shiver keep looking at me like that?
What’s multiplayer like after finishing the story?
>>575010290Play the game and find out
Been having fun slam dunking on salmons!
So we’re totally getting Surfboard races as a Rank Mode in 4.
Ay!
Woomy!
>>575011316Not getting the option to go back to this outfit or the og hair is making me spend the entire game seething desu
>Level up>More hp and damage>Enemies also scale with youSo it's completely meaningless?
>>575012103I haven't been putting any points into HP desu, getting 1shot is fun.
>>575012103They scale with the stages, not with you
>>575012290same, I wish i could just put them all into gadgets slots I don't care about more damages I can"t make fun combos if they die too quickly
ok genuinely how are you supposed to get the last two balloons in the Sticky Sweet sampler dungeonthe ones in the cage to the upper right of the cage elevator thingthe bombs don't have enough splash radius to hit them from anywhere
>>575012103welcome to games with enemy scaling, they have been like that for 30+ years
>>575012463Isn't that the one where you shoot one of the balloons and it rides up the top of the metal cage and then get pushed by another one from the left to the right. After that you can just throw another balloon so it connects to it and it should pop em. Unless I misremember the stage name.
>>575012642yeah but the top is caged off too so detonating them once they're pushed above the targets still does nothing
>>575012103The stages determine the enemy strength, not your level
YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>575012072>Not getting the option to go back to this outfitFor real? I was hoping I was just not out of the tutorial yet and I would get the option later. Glad I saved this video at least then. Nintendo gotta Nintendo.
>>575013107If you level up your tank you didn't beat the game
>>575012850It does also mention the more of the balloons you link together the bigger the explosion so it could be that you need more of them linked up. If it's the balloons in the cage that are below the metal box at the top that moves from left to right you could also have the balloon that is going to be moved by that linked up by another balloon below the caged part so the line itself pops them perhaps?
>>575013107Should've added some yellow paint around it
How long are the post-game secret raids? Nobody has shown whats at the end of them still. Is this a 100%ing Side Order or Octo Expansion situation?
>>575012072>>575013271You have to unlock them by beating the story
>>575013395oh yeah i forgot about the radius buff thankseasily the worst puzzle design so far because of how fiddly it is
>>575013586HOLY FUCKITS GO TIME
1 > Raiders > OE > 3 > 2
>>575013692Gameplay and playability wise yeah, story-wise eeeh.
I don't understand the blue compass navigation at all, the others I get but this one makes no sense.
>>575013662Not gonna lie just like my woomy there isn't much thought behind my eyes and I kind of just threw the balloons non-stop and it somehow worked kind of and got out of the level. I've liked the other gadget levels so far, but the balloon gadget doesn't really hit me and I haven't given it a fair shot just yet. It seems a bit complicated to set-up, maybe with parts it can work a bit better in actual salmon slaying.My favorite was the smash glove big pile of boxes and jump smash boxes go boom that was fun if not rather retard proof of a level.
Why do they keep sexually harassing the woomie???
>>575014139Canon mechanic is a boy
Booyah!
>>575013692Raiders isn't all that comparable to the mainline series in the first place but ranking 1 above 3 and 2 is some truly dogshit taste
>>575014139In my case they've seen what happens to her during the failed raids
>>575014139Cause the top of yo booty jiggling out yo jeansbaby pull yo pants up
Purposefully throwing the raid so my woomy get some hardcore sex with salmonids!
>>575014139>there's already artcan't wait for someone to trace the boondocks ass slap with the mechanic
>Go to islands to steal treasure to fix the dog shit Splatsville economy>Find the ultimate source of Salmonid control, discover Salmonids have the capacity to create a sophisticated culture.>Kill them anyway and continue looting until everything has been bagged up and sold to some collector.She's so evil.
>check the Walmart game section out of curiosity>zero physical copies came in>theres a cardboard header on top of the game case with digital redemption cardsSeriously, what the fuck?
>>575014139Frye is a pajeeta, so rape is hard coded into their systems.Shiver is a Japanese gook, so they're extremely perverted and have no concept of consent.And Big Man? He's Italian, so he believes in God and would never touch a woman since he believes in marriage before sexual intercourse. Best choice arguably.
wtf why did kushala daora become a fish
>>575011316Good woomy
The sloms... they eat people...
Hurry the fuck up feds
>>575014852If you want them to hurry up. Look up CP
Any more multiplayer pics? I only stole this one from last thread post cute woomies already
Good news, you can scan the Raiders amiibos through the box without unpacking them.>>575014213fyi
Who are the pearlinas
>splatoon amiibos other than the three splatoon 3 amiibos get you only one item
Do yebbies know the flavor of sea salt ice cream?
>>575015160huhI thought Nintendo always put some kind of metal foil beneath the amiibo specifically to prevent you from doing that
Where's Agent 4.
>>575015636Not always, but there doesn't seem to be any pattern to it. Half the Splatoon amiibos to date had it, the other didn't. I had a list somewhere but don't feel like digging it up Also I was able to scan those on ProCon 2. I think the NFC reader on the NS1 Procon was weaker and it wouldn't work, you had to use the right Joycon and sometimes press it down really hard on the stick for it to register.
>>575015160But I have to get Shiver out of her packaging to cover her in white ink
>>575015091/ink/ is too scared to join lobbies (me included)
WAY TO GO, CALLIE*SLAP*
>>575011316cute little shit
>>575015091That's woomy on the box. I took this earlier aswell as I like the rewards poses in multiplayer and am interested what sort of poses do you get with more people. Tomorrow will likely be up for more, but my woomy did enough salmon raidin so she needs the big eep. Wish you could hang around on the ship during lobby time.>>575015160I was a bit dissapointed you have to break into the box to get the figurines out as I'm used to anime figurines having actual boxes you can just, well open instead of sealing them in plastic and glue. I just cut out the bottom, but ah well I wanted the crew on my shelf and not stuck in a box anyways.
I just played Raiders for 20 hours straight. Maybe I should sleep.I'm having so much fun with this game it's hard to stop.
>>575016930>that outfitholy FUCK it's like it was made for mei love this game and its obsession with BIG PANT
I want every idol animated like this from now on and forever. There will be no excuses for shitty mouth animations in 4.
>>575014492Her going full scrooge mcduck is based as fuck.
Big Mans clans biggest skill is that they can... dance?
>finally unlock online play>there are people at level 25 and higherYou NERDS.
>>575017797Why yes, I do speedrun the game at tourist difficulty to impress strangers online with my rank.
I'm too low IQ for thishow
We're doing this, right?
>>575018038yes
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>575017983Shoot a balloon in the bottom right cage. Time the elevator block on the left and shoot a balloon there so the line between the balloons pop the targets.
>>575018320oh right, forgot that the link between them does damage too
did they decide to change directions for the Manta family?
good news /ink/, they didn't nerf frye, she just looks smaller due to the shawl
>>575018637Err, I don't think there was anything to go on before with the Manta family. Splatoon 3 taught us practically nothing.
Why is there no photo mode.
Not playing Raiders unless someone confirms if Decavitator is in.
>>575019091Because no one used it in 3.
>>575019209Bullshit, every tenth locker in Splatoon 3 has a picture of an idols hips.
how does online work is there a pool and when does it unlock
>>575019091Because the game isn’t for 10 year old girls
>>575019516>how does online work Once you finish the tutorial (3 level~) you get access to the machine that let you join pools and friend
>>575019091Deep Cut didn't pack a Shell Drone.
Where does one scan amiibos?
>>575019091nogami HATES ocfags and 4 will NOT feature ink color lock
Guys... I don't think anything cool is at the end of the secret raids...
>>575020138It's in the + menu, not a talkable object like in splat 3
>>575020509But Nogami LOVES idol sexo.
>>575020658>you can get special outfitsMore specifically, only 4.
why did shiver bring photos of her, frye and big man with her?
>>575021337Why not?
>>575022003fuck off tripfag
kill tripfags
Whos a tripfag?
Flappetizer is one of the best bossfights Nintendo has ever had
I wonder if there are any weirdly creepy easter eggs added into the game for no reason.
>>575022764The final boss is already kirby levels of creepy
>>575023113wth stop spoiling
>>575016930how do you unlock that fit?
>>575024237Get impregnated by 10 different species of salmonids
Man I do hate the Dashes sampler, there is a reason I don't play dualies...
might start running sammin lobbies for the poorfags once the next rotation hits...maybe i can use the spare time to fill out job applications...
>can't upgrade tanks without getting more HPbooo
>>575024514can always turn them off later right?
Fuck my life I should have just called out of work
>>575024514LMFAO YOUR YEB IS UGLY AF
Spoilers: Marie comes over at the secret ending and steals all of your treasure profits. Mama needs another pent house.
>>575024774id give her every dime...this is what I need...I gotta keep filling out job applications....
>>575014574Big Man is actually brazilian
hoo boy...
>>575024774I would buy a Marie plushie, but I must choose wisely on what goods to buy this month.I'll probably buy an adapter or two this month.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>575025203>can’t call for helpwtf? Won’t this kill the online?
Fat Veemo is the final boss.
>>575024331This was my Cuphead journo moment.
>My copy of Raiders + the amiibos arrivedFuck yeah.
I want to manhandle Shiver now.
>>575025468last couple jumps for you, too?
how the fuck does the light compass work
>>575025887Mine’s chilling on my desk while I’m at work (2 more hours)
Has no one uploaded the comic anywhere? Wtf? I can't find it at all. I saw last thread someone posted a .cbt file but I can't find anything that'll open it. Everything asks for cbz and I can't even convert it for some reason.
>>575024514
If Shiver had 1% more confidence there would be a full make out scene in a Splatoon game.
>>575024514>unibrowkek, kinoWe need more goofy options like this, it enhances the nicktoons aesthetic
>>575026763if Shiver had 1% more confidence she'd already have sex with Frye and also stop putting on a facade to mask her insecurities.
Thoughts on my yeb?
>>575027026Basic yeb
>>575027026hmm.. your yeb looks... hmmm
Is there matchmaking? Or friends only
>>575027079Fine I'll give him freckles.
>>575014235t. newfag
this is probably the best frye cosplay i've seen yet.
Mechanic is officially less fresh than Agent 3.
How do I get to this hidden screen?
>>575027347kill it
>>575027494>frye drawn flatbad image/10
Two of them.........
What are the recommended /ink/gen approved settings for handheld and tv modes?
>>575027662Everything at 5
Splatoon is the lifeblood on the amiibo economy.
What difficulty we playing?
>>575027320?
>>575027662Whatever suits you best. There is no "proper" sensitivity setting.
>>575013692>1 > 3 > 2
I like the handlebars haircut, perfect for rough salmonid fucking
>>575027562It's hard to get a good angle that makes her look busty even in 3D thanks to her shawl
>>575027562If you're looking at their primary or secondary sexual characteristics you're too straight to get it
I just want normal long floppers. Why is Nogami taking this basic right away from me.
Hey I just got the splatfest icons.
holy moly this does not end
>2015 Spirhalite Shards for the arcadeVery clever
spoiler your shit nigga
>>575028182does this unlock from the three relics
>>575027662everything at -5
>>575028265yeah. you have to beat the relic stages with all 3 tanks
>>575028236Leave the thread if you don’t want spoilers.
>>575028379nigger the website has a feature, use itfuckin common courtesy lacking faggots, damn
>>575027347
Why is one amiibo $25
Is the bottomless buffet bottomless
>>575027347cringe, and yet, based
>>575028745yes yes___________
>>575029243so no hidden boss?
>>575026563All of them lol. I just can't get the timing of jump, forward and dash right. At least there were unlimited retires.
Anyone get the new ‘cons?
>>575029356he's trolling. nobody has reached floor 100 or 50 or whatever the end is to know.they may have done the secret boss thing again like in octo expansion.
>>575030054Yup
>>575030054haven't shipped.
>>575030141Eh. Getting to level 30 gives you the seemingly final piece of clothing.
>Want to farm to make new gadget>But if i do i'll level up and be overleveled and curbstomp the salmonidsWhat am i supposed to do Nogami?? I stopped doing thr harder variant of each level because i was 5 level above everything for a bit
Seems the Splatoon base site has add Raiders info now.
>>575030425I've been using weapon below level 10 it helps keeping the salmonids toughs
>no holocephs for opened woomskinda sad
This is pretty much the first thing I did when I got out of tutorial. This is kino, cinema even.>>575027026Sweet yeb! Love the choice on your eyebrows, and nice choice for no freckles. I find them pretty faggish to my taste.>>575027259Nooooooooooooo don't give him ears, no freckles, yeb showered better. :(
it's fucking dj octavio again
>>575031190How it feels still playing 3
I'm not having a bad time
Raiders has me falling madly in love with Big Man even more than I already was
what are they talking about
SplatchetChads, how we feeling about being Power tank mains?
Inner Agent 4 is hidden in the one thousandth level.
>>575031643My cock
>>575031590I want to fuck his sisters.
Why do female squids and octolings love exposing their tummies in this?
>>575031947To seduce salmonids
Frye slapped fat veemo and she still hasn't stopped jiggling.
>>575031190Yesterday was nice the lobby was two holoveemos and me making it 3 veemo lobby
>>575031475it sucks so bad...there are probably enough of us lurking though...
>>575031947Groomed by deep cut (serial belly exposers)
Survivalist is too easy, you're way too overpowered
How is the difficulty on Survivalist? They must know that some people are disgustingly good at these games and want a challenge
>>575032096Speaking of fat veemo. I found another one in open
>>575032810but she's not wearing the puffer jacket, so this is a fake fatty.
>>575032810
>>575032707it's really difficult
>>575032707The only difficulty is when there’s a massive amount of Salmonids on screen.
>>575031947they are teenagers, on my school 2 decades ago there was already girls doing that shit.
>>575032707They hit hard but if you have a decent weapon you'll kill everyone way too fast
Can you get rid of the tank upgrades? I don't want to upgarde my attack or hp but i have to fir more relic slots
>if you play as a woomveem that means shiver and frye are gay>if you play as a yebbweyy that means your character is gay (visibly upset by any female touching or advances)which way inkling man
https://x.com/BoTalksGames/status/2080310137869459916Welcome back Big Shot rhythm hopping minigame.
>>575030358anyone know if this is real? 30 is the final floor?
Well done for collecting 3 billion G for Splatsville, Deep Cut.I will be taking a 80 percent cut.
Post >yfw the crane mini game
>>575033790No, it just gives you gear for level 30.
>>575033576Now this is some good fucking food. Glad I can look forward to real challenges
>>575033541>getting groomed (lesbian) by two insane women with psychological issues>being a fag>presents this as a difficult choiceanon, really?
Just got Raiders, what tank is the best to invest in?Or rather, which one has the best gadgets?
>>575034443We JUST had a fucking splatfest about this. Power is the winner and so is Frye.
>>575034020yeah.
>>575033808marie findom
>>575034443Power if you're not sure as that's the most basic unga bunga one, you can then experiment to see if you like the other ones depending on your playstyle.
>>575034667Shouldn't have signed the contract.
Has anyone responded to a SOS call? How does it work? Can you respond while in a stage or do you have to be on the map screen?
anyone wanna play some open?
>>575035065Does Raiders have Open?
>>575034443i love speed because of the jump burst gadgets that let you combo and escape shitty positioningbut power is really good because of the splattelites and splashdown
How do you see them supporting this game post launch?
>>575034667B-but I don't have fins, I'm a human... does she only dom sealife?
>>575035065Joining
>there are 56 briny scrollsExcuse me?
>>575035232not at all, this is a very finished video game, it doesn't need post launch support other than maybe dlc
>>575035065>>575035363LAUGH AT THE POORFAGS
Does the game have a "Focus, M" moment?
>>575036272yes but it's reversed, the mechanic telling shiver to stop trying to get in their pants
BAH! Why nobowy wowwah pway Swide Order!?Everywon wawwah prway WAIDERS!?
SHE ACTUALLY SLAPS YOUR ASS????
>>575027026Cute yebby, I would invite him to raids and collect seashells with him.
NONONONONO NOT LIKE THESE BROS
>>575036390the lack of this moment in other stories implies that the agents all enjoyed it beforemechanic is a cuck...
come on why hasn't anyone posted the OST yet
what is the final boss song called aaaaahhh
>>575035040Nevermind it just unlocked
>>575036901there's no jukebox, it's impossible to get clean rips of any song right now
>>575036974This is a nintendo game. Some autist has already ripped the files.
It feels like Shiver got all the love in the cutscenes.
>>575037069switch 2 isnt hacked yet
>>575037096someone's still early in the game
>>575037096Unsurprising, she's clearly the developer and fan favorite compared to her costars to a much greater degree than any past character.
>>575037069switch 2 is not hackable yet
>>575037153her night time performance MOGS everyone desu
>>575037096Did you get to the second boss yet?
>>575037096Oh yeah. You can almost taste the developer bias. All the close up faces are for Shiver. Fryes cutscenes however funny and good feel shorter in comparison. Makes me wonder what idol they'll focus all the detailed cutscenes on in Splatoon 4.
idk what the hell you guys are talking about every idol in this game has gotten the same amount of attentionis this confirmation bias?
>>575037194>>575037131But Nintendo Music has (some) of the tracks already out.
>>575037448yes, and the rest of them likely will not be added for a while
This game was specifically made to give Splatoon players a break from Calimari Inkantation covers.
>>575037173>>575037315Shiver you can stop samefag now.
>>575035065Rot's poopy but I need a break from fish, open up.
Nerds! Over two blocks worth of them. I may not be able to get in.
>>575037265lol nah
>>575036397I just played SO yesterday
>>575037802opening
>>575038007Mild regret I didn't wear my Team Past t-shirt. Or any Splatoon swag for that matter.No more pics for now, I'll see when and if I get inside.
>can't go crane fishing while in a lobby waiting for host to start a raid
Just 5 months until the DLC where Callie and Marie raid treasure in virtually no clothes.
>>575038007you guys really like bourbon steak huh
>if im not getting my raiders preorder bonus the wife gets it
>>575031190It’s release day lol. This won’t replace 3
>>575038353>That goldie costumelol
>>575038590SEX
>>575033081Yeah and it was great. Sucks for the next generation though. All the girls are fat and wear hoodies all year
>>575038538No idea what that is tbu. Can vouch for tri-tip though.>>575038741Not the first time I've seen it here. Same with that Shiver.
No Acht in sight. What a great game.
>>575038713>splatoon is the Japanese equivalent of England losing at soccerlelI believe it, this game pisses me the fuck off too and I'm not even yellow
>>575039035>tbutb(des)u>Same with that Shiver.I just noticed it's a Raiders Shiver so I might have lied. There was a similar S3 Shiver at some store event before though.
SPLATOON RAIDERS BABY!GAME OF THE YEAR! EEEEYEAH!
Which idol would murder you if you Frye spanked them.
>>575038713kekStaff came by with an update but wouldn't say what the purchase bonus is. It better be something worth waiting and then reselling the extra copy. And the 2 hour drive each way.
why do deep cut keep telling me to go back to get stuff from earlier levels? do they mean spicy raids or do they mean i missed something?
Inoue's favorite is definitely Frye.
>>575039817has nogummy indicated his favourite side order member or is he loyal only to his magenta wife.
>>575039898nogami doesn't care as long as there's woomy
i failed a raidi suck
>>575040058Call for Woom err I mean help
>>575040374>tfw frye's behind you>you know what's about to happen
>>575040058I hit level 5, and at that point I only had level 7 and 8 raids left. Which were impossible to beat, but I just kept replaying them to level up. Playing on Survivalist, is this how it's going to be the entire game, hit a wall every few levels and have to grind?
Did F ever finish/post that video project he was working on full of /ink/ frens
>>575040443maybe if shivers ass wasn't so fat it wouldn't get slapped
>Shiver has on thigh highs
I hope Splatoon 4 just wholesale takes all the shit from Raiders for their Salmon mode.What the fuck this shit is so good.
>>575040058That's literally unironically a good thing and the entire point. If this game were piss baby easy the whole time it wouldn't feel so rewarding
>four arcade games>none of them are squid beatzi have to dock a point from an otherwise perfect game9/10
GGs open
What do you do with your low tier shitty loot?
>>575040582I hope Splatoon 4 has the same cutscene quality as Raiders.I do not want Marie to stand around, again, with her parasol, talking about lattes and how retarded I am and having the same 3 default facial emotions.
GGs open.
>>575040871>MarieWere gonna have new nubile idols bro
>strip away almost everything that made Splatoon "Splatoon" besides the core gameplay >make it single player >make it a looter shooter with an emphasis on replayability >it's fucking great How did they do it?
>>575040925good bunmy
>>5750409749 or 10 idols is too much. There must be a limit to idols.
>>575041004>>strip away almost everything that made Splatoon "Splatoon" besides the core gameplay??Splatoon IS the core gameplay
>>575041003shoving a finger up frye's butt
>>575041004They took side order and made it good.
>>575040829>>575040925GGs p and b, did we win? my power went out, sorry
>>575041062>>575040974>>5750408712 more idols is finei dont think were gonna have another splatoon for a good decade after 4 anywayfucking IM@S and Love Live got away with itwe still have plebty of archetypes to fill
>>575041184Lost at overtime, can't be helped.
>>575041364dang
Splatoon 4 will be weird because they can't do Octotroopers-but-transparent anymore.
>>575041527We're gonna get the final answer to the Salmon question.>b-but the ending of splat 3Doesn't matter.
>>575041628I think they just answered it in Raiders.
Splatoon should do some proper deep sea shit nextDoesnt have to be lovecraftian but close to it
i will not purchase the game because callie is not present in it
>>575042079Callie is there in spirit. There is nyooming in the air.
i purchased the game because woomy is present in it
>splatf4 has a 4-idol group>female octo>male goth twink octo >female squid>mtf muscle mommy squid>we get 4-way splatfests hear me out>every day during the "sneak peek" week, the 4 idols pair off differently based on their personal tastes and banter and character development as the splatfest progresses (and to get every team playing with and against every other team for stats purposes)>scoring results of the sneak peek matches determine the team pairoffs for the 4v4 splatfest matches >splatfest finale is 4v2v2 but it exclusively occurs on new Shifty Stations
>>575042182faggot
How replayable do you see this game being?
>>575042727dead when splatoon 4 comes outotherwise depends on whether it gets dlc
>>575041974Woomy exploded from being too good.
Splatoon 4 is going to have the first male idols and it's going to be a group of 4 K-pop themed dudes. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>575042923>first male idolsNo one tell him
Are we just not going to discuss giving us the option of freckles (boner material)?
>>575038353I think I'm gonna make it after all. But dear Cod I forgot just how filthy and stinky SF is. And full of mentally ill wackos.
>>575042923korea hates japan thoughand japan looks at korea like they're their gay little brother
>>575042923If they want to kill their marketing then sure.
I fucking love the detailed weapon designs. Cobbled together parts with whatever they find washed up on the shores.
>splatoon raiders is said to have just over 100 main weapons, including variations>each main weapon seems to be split into 3 variations, with each one favoring fire rate, range/coverage, and ink efficiency, respectively>meaning, it's likely only 35 unique main weapons made it into the game>meanwhile, splatoon 3 has 65 main weapons across 173 weapon kits, with scopes counting as unique weapons rather than variationsall this said, which main weapons do you think are NOT gonna be in raiders?
>>575043079Slime Rangers are non-idols, and Manfaggot especially is a non-character.
why are there still /ink/ers playing splat3 slop
>a Splatoon game where I don't have to sit through the news shit when I put my Switch to sleep>where I don't need to get bodied by Japanese autists>where I don't need to worry about shitty RNG daily rollsI love it
>>575043129>>575043127Japan is the second largest consumer of K-pop in the world, second only to Korea.
>>575043395We still love Open.
>>575043094We did that last year when Raiders was first announced. Nothing left to discuss about it.
>>575043395Only PvP matters.
Which Idol most passionately deep tongue kisses fat balding ojisans?
>>575043580I hate male cephs.
>>575043251raiders disproves your entire argument btwmore characterization now than every other group combined
>>575043874YOU can hate them, but Japan falls over themselves for male idols.
>>575043874lolicon degenerate
>>575042182the only flaw here is that you expected nintendo to actually do anything with splatoon without it being executed in the most dumbfuck way possible.atleast they had the balls to admit they cant balance pvp or support it on their shit servers, and the sales will only act as their confirmation that they should never make another true splatoon game again
>shiver's a loser in her inner monologue and is on the verge of a mental breakdown, useful for wrangling frye>frye takes like 20 snack breaks and falls and drowns every so often, but useful for her retard strength>big man is the only one that's consistently usefuli'm learning a lot talking to them all
>>575042923i love kpop and will buy splatoon 4 immediately
>>575043656where are people running open...its all i have being such a poorfag...
i hope the new hairstyles from raiders make the jump to 4, although maybe less trashy looking.
>>575044317There was an open room an hour ago.
>>575043874Self loathing is unhealthy and leads to AGP
>>575044398last time i checked none of us are cephs.
>>575044341There's two (two) good female hairstyles thoughevermaybeit
>>575044484stop samefagging just to vent your dysphoria or whatever so we can get back to rating the approximate taste and smell of each idols sweaty asscrack
>>575044567>projecting
>>575043983Cope
>>575044484>>575043874So thankful I have no idea what this means and what you're all talking about
>>575044668 do you think frye is a let it crust kind of person or does she wipe but still get little nuggets of toilet paper caught in her ass hair
>>575044831lurk moar
>>575044831get out of here fast before they turn you into a kiddie diddler too
>Big Man booyahs back at meK I N OINO
She is too powerfulhttps://files.catbox.moe/7v2p6b.mp4
>>575045142catbox bugging out again
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE BLUE COMPASS WORK
>>575045142>>575045194oh riphope I did this right: >>>/wsg/6201241
They made Shiver more flirty than I was expecting.
>>575043094freckled woomveem butts...
>>575043105IT'S HAPPENING
Why isn't this game shit?
>>575045764after looking back at it i think she's not flirting but just behaving how she does with deep cut, as she wasn't very trusting of the mechanic beforehand, and when she softened up she realized what she was doing and immediately stopped doing it.remember that she is a nervous wreck whenever talking with anyone that's not frye or big man, it's funny that they spell it out loud whenever you talk to her enough times and can see her inner monologue. big man also mentions that shiver's very protective of them.
How big are Inklings and Octolings in comparison with a human male? Asking for a friend
oh n-
this one Minchup level is kicking my god damn assI just want the last compass for the sampler dungeon, fucking hell.
>>575046768Was it really appropriate for Nintendo to dress these characters with this much exposed midriff?
>>575047183Yes.
uhh broskis..
>>575045764>ESL dialogue
where is everyone
>>575047518The fishfucking rooms use a different pool.
>>575048060
>>575047359bottomless buffet, level 100?
>>575047610Is it not "inkgen" ?
>>575043105Based guy in the Grizzco jacket
>>575048495yeah. really fucking grindy.
>>575043105>>575045912One of my friends was there
>>575046520My headcanon is that the woomy figures that have at the stores are natural size. So about 4 feet tall?
A ranking the minigames is so goddamn tedious
>>575048969What was his name, fc, and rank?
>>575048903in an "eh, sure, why not, might as well" kinda way or more like an "oh my god just get it over with" way
>>575048794Yeah it is, I was just memeing.
>>575048812That's not a guy, anon. That's a dyke. Welcome to SF. The gayest city on earth.
>>575049261i mean, it's 100 floors lolyou do it for the sake of doing it, not because the grind is actually fun unless you just enjoy grindy shit
>>575049282lmao, well she pulled off the man look with aplomb
>>575049883It's pretty easy to pull of with that haircut. It's crazy that a lot of girls default to that hair
>>575049838>you do it for the sake of doing it, not because the grind is actually fun unless you just enjoy grindy shityou still get a decent amount of rewards even if you dieand even the weapons you scrap from deep in that dungeon would still give like thousands of shardsmy question is whether the time spent grinding is worth it for the kinds of rewards you get in the short term
Wait I just realized I can't Fresh people in Raiders. What a terrible game
is the general as busy as you thought it would be?
>actually losing at the missions on SurvivalistWhy doesn't Nintendo make their games harder more often?
>>575051126Yeah I can't clear the level 8 mission with my current setup. Need to find better gear.
>>575051226I'm just so fucking glad you're able to hop back into the Raids super fast
Best Splatoon game yet?
I may be sick, but I will fucking RAID
>>575052162no wtf??
Is Shiver the cutest idol yet?
>>575052162this is the first splatoon game i've played where it doesn't feel like there's one flaw holding it back from being better
>>575052349I don't think Marie has been topped yet but shibbers not bad
>>575052162This but with Judd
boy mechanic cute.
How big is the online co-op aspect of the game? Is it just purely for playing with friends, or is the "endgame" going to be like doing co-op raids?
Do you guys clear the final stage levels with all 3 tanks before progressing to the next stage?
>>575052665Yebs are always cute.
>got a Racket Stringer bow>assumed it would be shit >it's fucking amazing
>>575052665>>575053651pls be women
>>575053567I do.
>>575053297You have a short timer to call in help from randoms on levels you're struggling with, or can choose to be on call to help others.
Is there a way to become a "Helper"? Or does it just call upon other people using the call for help function?
>>575052162Best single player splatoon yet
>booyah>bot buddy booyahs backFucking GOTY
>try "Call for Help" to mix things up while I'm doing those raids which have unique rewards for each tank>get plopped into a trio lobby (me and the other guy are level 9-10 and the third guy is level 37 lol)>scaling is so crazy on trios my splattershot can barely even pop the steelheads in one cyclekek wtf
Nogami should have his hands chopped off for these minigames
Can you dismantle or get rid of older lower level weapons?
>>575054727yes, it's unlocked later in the game
>>575054180Keep playing. You unlock it after the first major boss. You haven't even started the game yet bro
>>575045103>>575054408This
Thoughts on this nigga?
I'm not sure what the devs were thinking when they decided to lock a secret boss behind 100 floors of bullshit, on the forced hardest difficulty.It just boggles my mind. Why would they give you difficulty options if post-game content forces you to play on the hardest setting anyway?Octo Expansion's secret boss was also challenging, but at least it didn't require an insane grind to actually unlock, it was just there in the locker waiting if you so wished to try.
>>575055037husband / 10
>>575055037>S3>based>Raiders>BASED
>>575055323>Why would they give you difficulty options if post-game content forces you to play on the hardest setting anyway?to identify tourists
>>575055323Casuals just care about the story, journalist mode is there for that.
>>575055037Best S3 "idol" but his appeal to furfags is unfortunate
The gameplay is so fucking good it's embarrassing that western shooters can't compare when that is hardly Japanese games speciality, let alone Nintendos. Fuck man. This shit is tighter than squidussy
the midair jump seems really useless but i can't help but keep it equipped because its so novel and silly
>beat first boss>unlock the help function >unlock spicy runs for replaying old levels How much meat is on the bones of this game? I wasn't expecting much from a SP Splatoon game that isn't even full price
Post yfw that final boss
>>575055715t. doesn't play western shooters
I am so glad I am actually getting filtered at points and making mistakes that cost me runs. I am so glad I can actually use my brain and struggle in a Nintendy game. I never thought the day would come that modern Nintendo would do such a thing.
>>575056119What the fuck have you been playing? Don't lie.
i'm actually tilting, jesus fucking christ some of the levels in this game make me want nogami to die a horrible death
I know that feel, biggie bro.
>SalmonoidsI'm back home, the event was kind of rushed and underwhelming because by the time I got in they were just fast tracking people to get as many as possible through before it ended. The giveaway goodies were probably not worth the time and effort, but I'm too much of a sucker for this shit.I'll write more after dinner, if I don't crash and fall asleep again.>>575048969What did they think about it? Are they in the pool?
What is it about the art style of these games that is so fucking good?
>>575055715it will never not be funny that the fucking Animal Crossing devs made the sweatiest and most hardcore and most inventive shooter since Quake
Kinda wish we had a few more hairstyles. There is only like 2 good female ones
>>575031404I ran around in a circle for almost ten minutes spamming this way, jumping on his head and bouncing off the water like mario bouncing in lava.Then I did it in combat and learned about double boost jumping tech.
Ok is inkgen our definitive keyword or is it something else now
>>575056419>doom dark ages>amid evil black labyrinth>space marine 2There's plenty of good shit coming out you just have to not be a bungiefag or codfag. And even then there's stuff like Helldivers and Darktide that aren't my cup of tea but seem to appeal to that younger set.Which is not to say Raiders isn't good, mind you, I haven't played it yet.
How huge is Splatoon in Japan? Every time I was getting my shit stuffed in the mainline games, it was some Japanese fuck going nuclear in Turf War
>>575032707With no health upgrades and minimal damage upgrades it's just the right level of challenge.
>>575033820>Spend 15 minutes trying to get an orange crate>It's a random mob dropThey should have hidden a skin or something desu
>>575057173As a big doom fan I'll say the nu doom games are dogshit and don't even come close to raiders in terms of fun. Maybe you should play raiders before trying to rag on it.
>>575043228If there's no wiper imma kms
>>575057180>P2P connections >Japanese servers >a country with only one timezone >literally the only shooter that is popular there >Japanese people go insanely hard at everything they do There is no competing with them. They're cracked at the game and will always dominate westoids. If you're against an all Japanese team in Turf War you better grab your cheeks and start spreading because little Timmy on your team, shitting in his scooby doo underoos probably isn't going to give you much of an advantage
1/4 on inkgen
They should have an inner agent 3 type fight against some of the idols with them actually using their weapons. Really put some respect on their name desu
Are you an Octonigger or an Squidchad?
zamn! this game is sauced up
I say sal-men instead of sam-men and you'll never stop me
gyatt zamn yebs are sexy af
Why are they suddenly making Shiver a super tsundere
not even joking, harder than IA3
>>575058356the landing one is fucking bullshitthe fact you can fall off the sides of the screen is evil
How do I get a Shiver gf?
>unlock 5 star weapons>they dont have a +5 cap when upgradingSo level +99 I guess
>>575057173All those games are shit
ok raiders might be a little more than a 4 out of 10 but have you considered that you're gay and retarded?
>>575059681Um, I'm actually bisexual...
>>575057445didn't read the post award
>tfw just unga bunga'ing the scrapper hallway level with vertical hatchetdualies + power tank + shiver bot buddy. yup its gaming time
I just bought the DLC pack, where in the plaza do I access raiders?
was anyone able to beat minchup ruins on super spicy? literally feels impossible, no matter how many attempts, no matter what i try, the fucking giant maw takes like 0.1hp per hit and i can't do fuck all
>>575060058did zoomers forget what a sequel is?
>a "sequel">isn't numbered 4
Any long term progression for the endgame?
Raiders still hasn't been delivered but at least I have this silly foam squid hat.
>>575049002>>575046520i always took them as being as tall as their human counterparts would be, so in this case a 14y old japanese boy/girl
foamstars
>>575056106it just reminded me of kirby, the final drill thing is both a gurren lagann reference but also reminded me of the ending of planet robobot.
>>575061635>infinitely upgrade weapon>upgrade max traits>chunk farming for weapon chunks>farming for 5* weaponsyeah
did you guys already eat all the content
>>575064559this squigga eatin' toothpaste and wax
>>575056106after smollusk i was immediately thinking, "friend?"
>>575064845I will eat (You)
Bruh I just beat the first major boss. yall need to get a job
>>575066994I'm on summer vacation bro.
>he's a kid now
Can we go back to sr and open now :(
>>575064559She said I could eat. I can't with her staring at me like that
>>575068267i never left
>>575068267No, no I don’t think I will.
every time i see "spirhalite" my mind immediately goes to sphalerite, basically unrefined zinc ore
Morning coffee and back to raiding the day away
Tacti tank + primo tenta shreds sloms like no tomorrow.
>>575032707Feels like playing SR but by yourself it's challenging but it does get easier once you get upgrades. Basically don't get overwhelmed like in actual SR and you'll be fine.
>the fishfucking room was a meme:(Am I the only one going tourist in dungeons and letting my woomies get overwhelmed by a barrage of cohocks?
>>575071691Yes
>>575057226How do you do minimal damage upgrade? You're forced to upgarde either damage or hp if you want to add relic slots it annoys me
>>575068267>she still hasnt abandoned splatoon 3yikes
>disrespecting the kamige S3adapt
I don’t have raiders yet so this thread and the previous read like people are making up a fake game to mess with me.
haha yeah bros remember when you unlocked the flippity blop and it shplorbled?
>shiver offers the mechanic a stripshow
>>575071691Weirdo
STOP TAUNTING ME WITH YOUTUBE ADS ABOUT RAIDERS
New salmo rotation. I do not have a nintendo switch 2, so I will be fishing instead of raiding.Business as usual and all that.Seems as though /ink/ likes it, though. Bully for (you).
>>575071868I just don't upgrade the weapons that drop unless I'm not meeting DPS checks. The timers are too tight to not upgrade your tank. Though maybe some schizo is doing that anyways.
Guys... I miss Octotroopers.
>>575076284Callie...
Low level weapon + only upgrading attack when forced to is pretty challenging, they one shot you 90% of the time and you can't outdps them most of the time.
Please don't tell me 100%ing this game leads to an Octo Expansion literal nothing scenario where all I get is COMPLETE written on my map.
tfw postgame is just 100 floors. No special unique challenge afaik
I've only played up to the first boss but I'm very pleasantly surprised by Raiders. I didn't bother watching the direct or anything but it's pretty solid so far going in blind. So much better than Side Order, jesus that was bad.
There is a universe where Order won and Raiders is the short DLC for Splatoon 3 and Side Order is the full spin off title. We must thank the Fax Machine for sparing us this fate.
does raiders get old after you beat the story?
>>575078795No, just extremely difficult.
I can't beat Cuck Den fish dicks are too strong
>>575079789hot, which den?
>>575079789HOW DO I JOIN
Sloms are capable of advanced civilisation so this slom rape fantasy is RACIST
>>575080064It's the one with the spinning fish sticks and I really just need to grab a better suited loadout for it or actually beat em faster.>>575080364I haven't hosted a room for it.
I read i get a daily reward for helping othersWhere and when do i access this? I just unlocked mp.
Anyone figure out a good way to farm weapons?I've found that you can farm those boxes n extra spicy in alwmun den. the one raid where you have to race and kill the stingers. Just rush to the boxes, break them and then leave, you keep the loot.
I like Side Order. In fact, I like it better than the single player campaigns.
>>575064559Most of these splatoon pictures make me hungry.
>>575083223i still like splatoon 2's campaign better than others
>>575083223its not the best it could have been but i played a run earlier today and it wasn't so bad
>>575052349Frye is desu
I still prefer Hero Mode to this.
>>575083936Frye is not particularly desu.
>>575084106she is very desu.
I'm down for any /ink/ raids today if anyone ends up hosting.
>>575084238How far are you in the game? I'm taking a breal rn but i'd be up for more soon
>Speed Tank 3>can grab a Tactics Gadget>Tether has Fermentyummy
>>575084238been taking my time with the campaign but I'd be down to host some dungeons salty at 4pm est
>>575085137I finished the story so I'm fine doing whatever raids other people want or need to do. >>575085264If I'm still here at the time I may join then.
>hit level 50 >experience bar is still so assume I probably get something like the rare crafting items every time I fill it up>fill it up>I hit level 50+1>go from 2100 health and 4500 damage to 2102 health and 4502 damageThis seems completely unnecessary
If i want to keep things difficult, should I upgrade hp or damage since I HAVE to upgrade one of the two?
>>575085645HP, my health is really high and swarms can still rape me to death in seconds
>>575085645I wish you could reset your points
>finished all of the spicy levels>didn't get a single splatling above 2 starsi'm calling it nowim gonna 100% this game without ever getting a 5 star splatling
Are there a bunch of relics in bottomless buffet? I'm assuming that every relic has 3 levels you can unlock but i'm missing a ton of them even after getting the buffet
>>575086596Yeah I'm getting some relics from there. It seems like you might need to play the dungeon on all tank types to get all relics.
Day 2/3 of raiders and nobody seems to have 100%ed it yet.
i came here to cum
>>575087523My woomy in spirhalite.....
>Shiver is the reason Frye isn't slutting herself out for fashion magazinesgreedy fucking veemlet whore who wants to keep her all for herself
>>575087523but if you 'came' here how can you cum when you cummed when you came anon? how can you possibly cum when you already cummed when you came because when you came you cummed.
I need more woomies with feeble bladders
>>575088667Thats what flow aura is, isn't it?
Shiver was not designed to be cute she was designed to be sex.
So what tank is the meta
>>575089309Big Man and it's not even close
>>575089309fuck off slave they're all fun
>>575089198Frye is the cute one, but she can still be sex, just like how Shiver is the sex one, but can still be cute.
>Jumpscared by a big four armed mutant salmon whose arms get chopped offWhat the fuck is this game anymore
Can't play this game, no bread puns.
>>575052162No? I mean a core part of Splatoon is its PVP. You can't be the best if you don't even allow for PVP. You might say it's the best single player experience but that's a low bar to reach that understates how nice Raiders is.
>>575058310Hey you're yebby is too similar to mine. Change it.
>>575090050We can take turns having sex with him
>>575089997>No?Opinion discarded
>>575090050You have like 5 options
>>575089575I like how deep cut has absolutely nothing to say about that guy. like its not even a noteworthy salmon. (unless I was too busy dodging and missed the dialogue. )
>Just found out about about the levels the compass hidesI'm dumb, but they're fun
Favorite weapons so far?
>>575090925Olive oil squelcherGot a four star one with freeze and double damage to frozen fshShit's so cash
>>575090925Tenta bwella
>>575089309I feel like Speed is the strongest>>575090925Steam Blaster
>>575090856How? HOW?
Just finished the story. Thinking of doing a second playthrough
Describe some of the things you like, perhaps even love about the game.
>>575092180woomy
Is this like a normal looter shooter where the game truly starts in post game and after hitting level cap?
gotta do minchup ruins 3 teams, anyone wanna team up? SL26
>>575092669Yea
>>575092669*three times
>>575092669Joining
Open raid 2/4
>>575092904Joining
>>575090925the mini splatlings are super fun
>>575092904Don't see it.
>>575092943>>575093043check now
3/4
Is there any way for /ink/ to actually do co-op together without friend codes? They don't do a lobby system with just a simple code?
>>575093363the pool system from 3 is still here no friend codes needed
>>575093472Okay thank god. I saw an anon saying it was solely a help system only
>>575093219Still open? Just unlocked it
>>575093668Just started a raid
>>575093668Opening up
>That smallfry with a golden spoonI love joke super enemies
Raid 4/4, gonna do some salty dungeons after this next one if you guys wanna stick around
>>575094029I love the enemy design in general. They poured tons of love into the little details. Were Salmonoids this detailed and varied in Salmon Run?
I feel I'm going to drop the game like a brick the moment I clear the story mode. Having a hard time sitting through it and I'm only level 15.
>>575094264Drop it now and head on back to /v/. See ya later
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
If I do Raids with you fellas you won't bully me for being a subpar Splatoon player, right?
>>575094630depends, is your woomy cute?
>>575025142Somehow point stands
>>575094396I thought those faggots only liked salmon because they sure as hell aren't good at PvP.
>>575092180>actually difficult at times>extremely expressive animation>substantial postgame>ACTUAL replayability>fun music
Enough island vacation everyone back to Grizzco
>>575095264Which ocean dwelling creature would most likely be the stand in for corporate Jewish overlords in the Splatoon universe?
>some of the most scenic and stunning locations in the series>no photo modesucks. i hope they add one in a future update. maybe a jukebox too.
1 more
>choked out by smokerslol ggs raiders
GGs raiders. Kino king kill
Are Ikabod’s letters that first canon confirmation that inklings can feel romance?
ggs raiding raiders
Ggs raiders, I really should buy more health
The way woomy sits on the side of the mech is really cute.
>>575095184How does it have "actual" replayability? The randomass shitty drops?
>>575097449harder difficulty versions of previous raids
>>575095184it should've been side orderwe've been robbed
>>575097545>do the harder difficluties early>Get overlevelled>Game is now too easy>Do them later>You are overlevelled for these "harder" raid>they're boringly easycool
>>575097829you didn't play the game if you say this
>>575097829You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>575098206Why would I play it? To bully shitty AI? I'm good enough to be able to play PvP.
>>575097260This is the boss fight where I realized this game was for sure kino
Side Order will no longer be discussed.
>>575098317>having an opinion on a game you dont owni dunno man kinda crinj
>>575098317And some of us have always preferred the PvE, or just want something new. Go figure
>Flyfish except it shoots inkstrikes
Which enemy gives you the hardest time?
>>575013958>>575045537the more directly you are moving toward the location the bigger blue it gets. as soon as you pass the location, it disappears because now you are moving away, which is why it's so annoying.
>Challenge where you have no weapon, no gadget, the room fills up with Cohocks and you can die as much as you wantThis is it.... my fishfucking room... thank you Nogami
>>575098590fish stickies
>>575098590Bigshots have been rocking my shit, also the salty bomb throwing cohocks. Fuckers will hang just out of range and spam like crazy
I'm too low IQ for thisthe other compasses were obvious enough but I'm not gettin' anything from this one
>>575098852Move in straight lines. When you move in one direction the blue dot changes. When the blue dot disappears, choose a different direction.
Ok Nogami haha very funny where's Agent 4 now haha where is she haha
Do you think Nitendy did a good job for their first time trying to make a looter shooter? The way drops feel, the difference in gear, endgame potential, all that?
>>575098973I don't see any blue dots, just that green scanner line moving upward over and over
>we're going bit to bit
Has anyone here reached the 100th floor yet?
>>575099884I'm at floor 60, gonna take my time to just do various raids for fun and materials before I continue. Floors past 50 started to feel a lot more hectic.
What exactly is the strategy against Maws? Are they weak against gadgets instead of bombs or something
>get past the floor 100 boss>reach floor 1000>that one smallfry is back and he's pissed
>>575100624>inb4 there's a floor 200 boss with unique cutscenes
>>575100616Hit from the back like you would with Megalojoe in SRTheir fronts are covered by a boat
What is the shotgun equivalent?
so the endless buffet isn't endless? What will /ink/ do in 2 month? Go back to 3?
>>575100826brella
>>575100905I don't know if its endless. There's content at the 100th level but then it continues onward from there. It could be endless. Impossible to tell until somebody finds the 1000th level.
>>575099881Silly Frye playing with the ropes again
>>575098678Fishfucking paradise
Feels like no matter how many times I upgrade HP, everything still 2shots me.
Anyone find the story of this game underwhelming? I suppose the massive amount of scrolls will satisfy lorefags and the bizarre boss designs are cool and the cutscenes are high quality and the game itself is very enjoyable but the story itself is very self-contained and simple. I don't know if there is a scroll or hidden boss at level 9999 that explains who the guy who left the exploration bot behind is but there are many unanswered questions.
>>575101436Don't get it
>>575101302>tell me i asked for it, i dare you
When a Cohocks banging you... you spin off of him.
>>575102052My woomy started licking the salt blocks even when I told her not to and now she looks like this...
>>575098984You left her stuck in the matrix anon why did you do that?
>>575101302Who's up for a room where we do this? Woomy/veemos only
>>575102281That's Marinas fault.
>look in pool>there's a way to tell who beat the game on tourist or normal difficulty>overwhelming majority of /ink/ are shittersembarrassing
>>575102582How?
How come no Inkopolis idols lean in close and stare needily at you.
>>575102881They have standards and all previous agents were smelly and retarded
>>575102947But Marie likes smelly retards.
>>575103124Yeah but agent 4 was a girl and Marie needs cock
>>575102431She is here for you anon
So... Now that we've essentially killed the Salmonids' god, will they stop acting up, or what? I know the magnetic disturbances that Salmonarch was unintentionally producing were causing the Salmonids to act like feral animals, so I'm guessing they'll start regaining cognitive thinking and free will.Also, I'm guessing Grizzco is going down the shitter. The business is going to dry up soon with no Salmonid activity. Poor Judd Jr., he'll never get his villain arc.
During the one-to-one cutscenes between Mechanic and all 3 Deep Cut members, the only one that makes Mechanic smile is Big Man.
Guys where's the toilet on the ship? Where is shiver supposed to go pee?
>>575101302
>mfw dynamo roller 1shotting almost everything
>>575103556I don't know. It isn't explained whether the sloms have only raided inkadia because of the golden egg or if its just big runs that are caused by the golden egg. Splatoon 2 and 3 has made it clear that power eggs are the new energy source. The zapfish is not important any more. But then if its true the sloms only attack because of the hive mind egg, then there will be no Salmon Run in 4 and there will have to be some weird replacement.
>>575102649i'm not telling but i can confirm that players named rainy, fantasy, panic, broy, kold, timmy, happysky, and some others are tourists
>>575103646Your ceph drinks it straight from the tap
Tbf i play as a tourist because i play with one hand and like seeing my woomy get thrown around by salmonids
>>575104889I like the instant loss of Survivalist
Hand cramp niggas, how we feeling?
I beat the game before I realized that you can use 3 of the same gadget type and the third slot doesn't force you to use the second type you unlock.
>>575105725my shoulder is fucked
>You can find Shiver sewing in a corner on the ship>She sometimes pricks herself with the needle>She offers to mend your clothes and laments why her mom never taught her how to make friendsCUTE
>>575104723The only way I believe this is if there's a pb tomorrow and these people join
>Shiver and Big Man shitting themselves because they have no idea how to beat the final boss>Frye suddenly takes charge and knows exactly what to doFrye truly is the real leader
>>575105725magnesium preloaded
Raiders pb when?
>>575105860also>shes anxious as fuck>extremely protective of frye and big man and can't function without them>can't catch any fishshe's such a loser, we knew this beforehand but it was a lot more subtle.frye is the only ceph she hangs out with regularly and she's managed to trick frye into thinking shiver's competent (or maybe she just feels bad)
Does Raiders have a way to rewatch cutscenes? Shiver blinked while I was taking photos.
If Shiver wants to make friends, maybe she shouldn't grab my penis and lean into my face.
>>575107231if you do the boss again it will play the cutscenes again
>>575107308If Shiver wants to be friends with me she should do more of that
>>575107323good
Can we all agree that the Mechanic is the best protagonist? I hope we get a fight in 4 where they are using all their crazy gadgets.
>>575107323Why is Splatoon incapable of inducing a movie player of some kind?
>>575107496It's just a more animated Agent 8.
>>575068615You’re too obvious so it doesn’t count. Thanks for sticking around for open.
Why did Shiver back out after being so flirty? Did she realize mechanic was actually gay?
>>575107886Either she realised Mechanic didn't want sex or she felt she was being too rash.
>>575107886She wasn't flirty she was just doing what she does with Deep Cut and then realized it was going too far because mechanic is just some stranger. She doesn't know how to make friends.
https://x.com/Washi3339/status/2080601920339943580Shiver knitting.
Knitting? Unfresh.
Shiver knotting
why does the game constantly remind me that Bot Jump is a thing
anyone at bottomless 100 yet
>>575109243It helps reach places and is good for surveying the environment.
It's kinda jarring seeing the western community ignore Frye in raiders but the japanese one is embracing her.
Getting real tired of Shiver's shit
Is Minchup Buried Ruins on Super Spicy the hardest challenge in the game? Because holy fuck.
>>575109523That's Shiver language for "I need mechanic"
I love whenever they do these kinds of photos in a completely different style.
>>575109243Because it is one of your strongest abilities in combat
>>575109523>frye invites you to follow her everywhere>shiver just says thanks i guess
>>575109797Is that Big Mans mom?
>>575110162(Great)Grandma probably
>preorder physical on the 22nd>wake up on the 23rd>its in my mailbox with preorder towelya life's pretty easy
jesus christ that's a lot of briny scrolls, that's so much. What do you mean there's more than 50 of them.
>>575111003Most of them are filler shit
>>575111246Do any of them explain whats happening back in Splatsville and Inkopolis.
>Big Man is a market streamerExcuse me
Can you get relics as random chest rewards from normal missions or do they only show up in the endless dungeon?
Would anyone be interested to do the last few levels of the story + story boss in a bit. I'll have to go get my woomy some pizza first.
>>575112806I'm around Toonya Glacier idk if it's part of those last few levels but if it is I'd be up for it, I largely prefer multlayer's difficulty
Those two suits you get from playing online. Can you get both at the same time by asking for help?
>>575113086I'm at the end where you start going down in the middle of the map to head towards the final boss, but wouldn't mind doing levels before that aswell. I'm just going to step out for a bit before and can set up a lobby then.
is there level balance when you join someone for MP ?
>>575018637Actually yes, the Onaga clan was supposed to be the experts in dancing, a lot of Frye's backstory was how much she was forced to dance because of her heritage.They probably realized it was a bit too much to give Frye and the Onaga clan when they already have a lot to begin with whilst Big Man didn't have that much going on for him.
>>575112806I also just started the climb down the feast
I like that the robes and headwear of the Onega Clan just make Big Man look like the Emperor of Japan.
>tfw no friend to co-op the entire game with start to finishkeyword-only matchmaking was a mistake
Short open?
>option to view highscores for bottomless buffet>also includes multiplayer scores despite that being impossiblepost launch update confirmed?
>>575114602Why would you want to play a co-op game with random retards? Has freelancing taught you nothing?
>>575113454If you don't mind I'd be fine with that sure!
I was fooled into believing Marigold was the final boss or the accomplice to the final boss. Everything is food related. Gold was on the treasure maps. I was thinking too hard.
>>575115320People always look too deep into Splatoon plots. I remember when people here were saying ROTM would be about the rabbits from 1's concept art.
so what do the critics think about raiders
>>575115153freelancing with retards has taught me that it is fun
>>575114742I’d say I’m average height.
They're gone.
>>575115549That doesn't even make sense from a lore-obsession perspective. Grizz is a bear. Him being an actual bear was hinted in Ark Polaris. It was always going to be about a bear.
>>575115624oh my cod, it doesn’t matter what channel.
>>575115624I forgot where Big Man is supposed to fit for a second
>>575115586Good.
whos the best salmon run player here? I need help with one of the high level spicy ruins
>complete tourists on western twitter are flocking to shiver, including literal fortnite accounts>frye on the other hand is getting a surge in japan now partially because of her personality, redesign and also special being the easiest to use whilst also being strongeveryone ignoring shiver's character and character development is gonna be a travesty for the upcoming months and years. we have three of the best written characters in the franchise and people would rather jerk off (probably people who haven't even played the game now that i think about it) and for the first time somehow japan is not at fault.
>>575116378Name? FC? Level?
>>575116758>shiver is jack off material>frye is liked for her personalityAh so the devs succeeded in their mission then.
Post yebweyy mechanics.
Fryebros we won
Maybe in 5 years when Splatoon 4 comes out we will see to Agent 4.
>>575117363... the fat idol contest.
>>575117789yeah fat fucking tits
>>575117789The only fat idol.
>>575115778Grizz being a bear is one of those things that is so obvious that it loops back on itself and makes you suspect its going to be something else.
>>575117915Ark Polaris confirmed without a doubt that he was a bear. The devs made it so obvious that its obviousness counteracted the over-obviousness being suspicious.
Pizza relic getto>>575113086>>575115206Toonya Glacier is some maps away from the middle and decend to madness, but I'm fine replaying those stages. Granted I am not sure about the scrolls/compass locations since I already got those myself, so you'd have to keep an eye on that. You could host the lobby aswell as that makes it easier as otherwise I'd have to pick the missions I think you are on, not sure how the system works in this regard.>>575113548Have to see if this one anon is up for it, would mean replaying some earlier stages as they aren't quite there yet.
>Play multiplayer>God tier weapon drop>Timmy kills himself 5 times
>>575118328I'm fine with doing some previous levels
>100% reward is the the pilot costumekino
>>575118443I'd do it as well to spite you
>>575118328>>575118579Alright nice, I'll open then
after playing raiders, 3's ink kinda looks like shit ngl
Raiders ink looks WET. Raiders ink looks SOPPY.
Thanks for the quick game D and S, I wanted to test how the room function worked when selecting levels. They're limited by the story progression of the lowest level person so I couldn't select anything from the second part post first boss. Now I'll focus on catching up to not hold other rooms back.
>final level is 5 levels above current>no real way of beating it other than grinding more levels>no strategy, just level up more
Here’s your big splatoon 4 feature 4 bro
>>575120224cute 2bdesu
>>575120224never ever ever ever ever
I think I'm getting better at fighting people but that may be because I'm playing against 10 year olds. I went 10/0 with the bucket in one of those turf games. I think it's very easy to use and spam.
>>575120435i don't like this image because a tourist made it
I SEE A FAT BOOTY
>>575120435Why is she acting like an absolute temptress? She wasn't like that in 3
>>575115943Rated: Good.
>>575120224Nah, Although I expect some time in the future a splatoon themed spin off that lets us play with the other races. Like a racing game or something. Oh, skateboarding spin off. that would fit the world themes.
>>575120616>she's 14?ZAMN
>>575120625Because Marie was there ready to murder her at a moments notice.
Is Raiders good? I might join you guys.
>>575120625>reading comprehensionread the dialogues. she can't make friends and doesn't know how to. frye is her only ceph friend and big man is a big manta ray. she loses her cool when she stops distrusting you because her smug attitude is a facade.
I would rather beta Rabbits show up than Sal*onidlings
>>575120863It's pretty fun so far, though I haven't really played with people online yet. If you liked the Splatoon single player stuff from any of the previous games, it's easily the best version of that.
>>575120616>daily shiver and mechanic butt inspection
Does he do reviews for hardware?
>>575121541>Big Mans annoying over-edited music kit tutorials vs Maries 3 hour long podcasts about Calimari County textile cultures
>>575121541Imma end this Big Man's career
>>575121541Is that... is that a Woomy version of PT?
10 million Raiders sales
>>575122049There's a woomy near the shore. She asked me to tell you she's waiting for you.
>>575121541>those annoying youtube thumbnails are canon in splatoonI don't know how to feel about this.
>>575122256Yes spooky woomy. I will come.
im not playing the crane game im just watching the chests flow by and listen to the noises of the ocean
>>575122467>ultra consumerist urbanised ceph society>not having clickbait travel, vlog, eating and gaming videos
is splatlands supposed to be a chinese slum or a brazilian favela?
>>575040568Something about Shiver's design specifically stunlocks me. I want to plap this octopus.>>575046768>BUENOS DIAS MECHANIC
>>575122893100% Hong Kong. Even the close-flying aircraft is straight from Kowloon City.
>>575122123which post are they referring to
>>575122893I feel like it has some south american flavoring but I dont think any of the cities look like that
western splatoon community has FORGOTTEN about frye..
>>575123916Good
>get all the way to sublevel 9>run out of time with less than 10% health on the last bossI guess this is the raiders equivalent of failing a king
>>575123916Wester splatoon community is full of molested americans who don’t deserve anything good.
This little salmon with his golden spoon is quite the fellow
>>575122467forgot that one tableturf post?
>>575124260to be fair it's mostly tourists now who only care about porn posting about raiders because of the fomo nature
>>575124293I wasn't expecting us to lose to one smallfry but that was funny
New>>575124925>>575124925>>575124925
>>575122467
