Hopechad edition[PoE 1]>Curse of the Allflamehttps://www.pathofexile.com/allflame>3.29 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3985332[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Ongoing 0.5.4b patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3980516Resourceshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCt>>575082189
>>575112048I think it's a challenging game, I still haven't beat it blind solo hcssf
last chance if you can't decide on a buildhttps://wheelofnames.com/kys-c7a
bifurcate these nutz in your mouth
Reminder: you are not allowed to play Luminary with a Kineticist unless you've consumed 12 yuri works and schizoposted about what is isn't real yuri 5 times.
>>575111531Rin's about to get there, too.
Playan Luminarystill got to make a tree, filter, decide a name and start my pre-league fap.There's not enough time. I need more time.
3 more fappies bros
vestigal implicits are a significant but not major buff to my build. that is all.
>>575112269Both my Luminary and Kineticist have massive futa shlongs, and I have consumed enough futa doujins to be allowed to play them
man what the FUCK am I gonna play for 3 hours
>>575112476Your alternative credits have been accept, enjoy your futascion playthrough.
trannies, shitting in a tub, poein that order
>less than 3 hours to launch>still haven't started my preleague fap
>>575112489Hop on tf2 for a few matches
>>575112593I recommend duckie and celebi
TWO POOPS LEFTare you ready
>he is a jingakh
>>575112703you are not a healthy man
>>575112213I rather blow my brains out
>>575112640
>>575112269>schizoposted about what is isn't real yuri 5 times.Is Original Sin real yuri?
the hype is not palpable what caused this?
GUYS I JUST WOKE UPITS LEAGUE START DAYLET'S FUCKING GO
>>575112864A single tear ran down my leg when I saw he came back to it after a decade and some change
>>575112870>Is Original Sin real yuri?yes. scion x lycia is the original sin.
>>575112989dogshit low effort while Jonatroon forced everyone to POE2 dev for their 1.0
>>575112640Time to experience the pure horror that is casual i guess.>>575112821Could be way worse, aside from lab gamble.
My starter
>>575112018I didnt bother reading the patch or anythin, whats new? we farming maps again? Another reskin mechanic? How is 3.29 better than Poo2
>>575113076Jonathan is so based
>>575113156Day 2 gear
>>575113043No way it's rea->it's realAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575113162>How is 3.29 better than Poo2It's Poo1
>>575113156not with those items
I have seen a massive number of people who seem to think the pact downsides are less instead of reduced stats. Not sure if new players or if most people are just fucking bad at the game.
>>575113162>we farming maps again?nah nigga we DELVING
>>575113162>How is 3.29 better than Poo2No WASD faggotry.
>>575113226And like he never even left, he spent like half he time opening crates lmao
>>575113043didnt he play it with ster a couple of years back
>>575113156Ah yes, my favorite budget leaguestarter
>>575113156>Nobody told himbro...
>>575113354he played mvm with some sloptubers + vinny so it wasn't the samepath of exile
what happens to poe1 if 3.29 flops?
>>575112489grind out LV tier in Gregtech
>>575113162literally grim yawn is better than poop2
>>575113458poe2 eos
>>575113162Poo1 flicker is better than poo2 flicker
>retard>retard>retard>retard>good work out there today! *gives you a thumbs up*
>>5751134582 more leagues!
>>575113551retard
>>575113156i have never seen those rings. what are those
CRACKLINGLANCE
>maphack ready>flask macro readyyou refuse to make campaign less of a horeI refuse to play your tune, notbald retard
>>575113458if this league fails just put mirage in core and 3.3 is saved
time to bring in the stack from the freezer and take the first sip of the day
r8 my league start outfit
>>575113156Should we tell him ?
Holy Relic is going to be the build of the patch.
>>575113463he said 3 not 30
>>575113458There is no such thing as a "flop"By that, I mean it may have lower players than mirage but it will still have enough to justify another league. Obviously, if the trend continues downwards for some time less and less effort (and probably less leagues) will happen. Any doomsday scenario where people mass quit day 0 is just not gonna happen.
>>575113749>Drinking energy drinks hours before league launchJust asking for a crash, bro.
>>575113754sharp knees/10
>>575113625delve shit, don't worry about them.
>>575113612feelings hurt?
comparison is the thief of joy
>>575113943nigga I've been doing 30+ hours sessions for nearly two decadesget better genes
>>575112213it's fate then
what are the downsides of a winter orb starteri can't find any
>>575113976corrupt for +1pc
>>575113625Right one is a non mirrored version of Kalandra's Touch, I have no idea how to get one without the mirrored effect.
patch when?
>>575112213>Absolution GuardianAbsolutely not.>2nd roll is Lumi MercLol
>>575114236you get a 3rd ring with the Ritual boss ascendency
Can you vestige unique and then change it back to original (e.g. ancient orb)?
>>575114464Already out if you torrent it
2.5h until SLUT SCION
>>575114491>winter orb>cold dothuh?
literally me and my merc
Where the fuckis the update????
patch when???
So, is this going to be an alch-n-go league and strongbox farm league? Abyss and Legion reworks better be good.
>>575114589If so that'd be sick for my build as it uses a really common unique.
>>575113754I unironically look like this (in my mind)
>>575114795>strongbox farm>after nerfs>no mirageanon...
>>575114795whatever fubtroon will tell u to farm
last time I played scion it was self cast phys dot
>>5751147482 hours before.>Queue1.5 or 1 hours before.>launch0 seconds before.
>>575113754my league start outfit
Luminary turbo bait or secret sleeper OP starter?
>>575114795legion is gonna be big money because there WILL be rich fucks that want to make some vestigial t1/t0. both the item and fragments are gonna be high value foreverabyss we will have to see how good the new uniques are
how the FUCK do you know how much dps your merc is doing in pob? Are we all being baited? It could be millions of dps or complete dogshit
you will crash on hillock one second after he drops a goldrim and the instance will rollback
>>575112489for me its banging out some events in wuwa
>>575115013last time I played scion was when it released (along with dominus?) and I played spoopy throw
2.5h
>>575115203too much fuckin content i still havent finished the quest yet
What is strongest build?
>>575115089OP unless they nerfed mercs last second after ziggy's vid
>>575115214based fuck that character
>>575115361strength stack
>>575115126You just go in a map and it clears or it dont.
where the fuck is the steam update
PATCH WHEN??IS THE LEAGUE DELAYED FROM THE EARTHQUAKE??
>>575115126nobody knows because everyone believes it's the same as during merc leaguewould be funny if luminary is utter trash as you hit red maps because mercs got huge nerfs
>>575115361earthshatter zerker
>>575115468>>575115459see>>575115334
>>575115530retard
>>575115485Can i use sunder instead of es
Either the Gul Dukats give best in slot OP mods for crafting or league is DoA. We should know about 30 minutes before launch when patch up. Can't wait to see the seethe.>>575115361For void Baldo's it's still chadiator. For mapping it's phys DoT elementalist.
yea i guees patch in 24 minutes
holy fuck i just realized the delve rings gonna be worth a metric shit ton with the new vaal implicits
never done t15snever done any voidstones
>>575115729this is your league
>>575115684still wouldnt delve if it was 5000d/hr
>>575115729only 5% of the playerbase gets to voidstones so you're still probably in the top10% anon!
>>575115684still would delve if it was 1d/hr
AAAAAAAAA ESSENCE DRAIN
>>575112213not badfarmed ubers with this last league, was piss easy
They delayed it an hour. 23 minutes til servers are >it's down.>>575115684Only +1 charge which is gonna be 1/10,000 double corrupts to hit double charge, which competes with +2 rings in standard so there's no point.
>>575115934>only 5% of the playerbase gets to voidstonesno fucking way this is true
>>575112213No thanks, I'm not gay. Anyone who plays eceleb builds (knowingly) gets the rope.
>>575116021
>>575115684PCfags will be sending every vaal they find at stinky romira+1 precursors are already insanely rare, ones with good mods are easily a mirror, so people aren't gonna be doing shit to them
ive got my ac set to 72
>>575115629campaign and early maps yeah. switch over to es once you are in red maps. thank me later
>>575115684Delve is fun until it's not, when you delve for hours and hours and hours for NOTHING, literally encountering useless rooms after useless rooms after useless rooms
>>575116173retard
stop rolling my build this isn't funny!!! I want cheap items!!!
>>575116380>tfw nycta's lantern is 2d
>>575115629you will feel the lack of single target damage with sunder eventually. earthshatter got a lot better with the free gem quality, but make sure you have it at 20 quality. it needs the quality for overlaps.
What flavor of luminary are you running, homebrew? lance? oscrix? chores? turning your merc into an aurabot sissy?
Cont from last thread. GPT has decided my build. Trickster CWC Whispering Ice it is.Taking build questions to ask GPT Sol if anyone wants.
>>575115485Earthshatter zerker again? so nothing changed basically. The patch added nothing, I've been playing earthshatter/boneshatter/sunder for like the last 8 years nothing has changed.
stop rolling rf you cucks!!!!!!!!
>DivergentFacebreakerUnarmedMoreDamage 500% more Physical Damage with Unarmed Melee Attacksfacebreaker has flat 500% donor mod huh
>>575116521Ask it what porn you should jack off next
>>575115773i hope
phys dot or cold dot, don't lie to me
>>575116491>grab kineticist>stack life and light radius>click flame link>crack open a bear
>>575116521is that mechahitler? I wonder if the chink models weigh things differently enough to make a drastically different list
>>575116521Now ask it to path the skill tree and watch it shit herself.
what are we league starting? thoughts on the ruetos frozen orb mage thing
>>575116471Niggers are going to make my eclipse solaris meme weapon 3 divines at league start when they can't get their nycta's reeeee.
>15% lightning/cold/fire penetration>+4% maximum lightning/cold/fire resistanceData mined talismans looking pretty good.
>DivergentGlobalAddedChaosDamageWardUnique__ Gain Added Chaos Damage equal to 5% of Wardhalf of night grip without downside is still pretty good right?
>>575116491I will hope that mercs can do something without flame link so I can duo with it like we're 2 normal players
>>575116173only omega turbo casuals play either of the poo games on steam. that said, I can't imagine the percentage being above 20%.
brothers... I'm going scion for the frist time
https://youtu.be/_Ie1BcYp5ms?si=BVHVMavx5wbkq71LIs this viable? I am not good at spotting bait
Yeah I'm looking good.
>>575116491Isn't there like only 2?You support merc (every single person does the same idea here)Merc supports you (rallying cry)
>>575113754I will league start naked as usual
luminary mfers with their merc and ag and huck and einhar
>>575117116such fucking copeat least 60% of people are on steam these daysget with the times unc
>>575117153>?si=Crit fail, phonetard.https://youtu.be/_Ie1BcYp5ms
>>575116591>>575117019What would you even want it on that's worth the hassle?
>>575113754cute
>DivergentPercentageStrengthUniqueHelmetStrDex6 10% increased Strength>DivergentPercentageDexterityUniqueHelmetStrDex6 10% increased Dexterity>DivergentPercentageIntelligenceUniqueHelmetStrDex6 10% increased Intelligenceany nice donor targets for this?
>>575117158you look extremely aliased
>>575117116>switched to steam when it became possible>watch launcherfags cry about download speeds every single league launchnigga...
>>575117158First time I don't recognize a single piece of a set, wtf are you wearing?
Can you roll a vestigial mod on its own base?I.E. 500% Unarmed on a Facebreaker.
>>575117473chaosborn set
>>575117153>soulwrestlollmao even
>>575117153less than 600 people using soulwrest in mirage week 1think about this fact before deciding on your build
Does poe 1 have build files? I remember they were not working in poe 2? Not sure if they ever got fixed.
>>575117473It's all challenge rewards.
can I start patching yet
>DivergentKeystoneInnerConvictionUnique__1 Inner Convictionyou can actually donate inner conviction to any armor piece LOL
eat before start or wait until dinner so you arent feeling slothful through acts
build that encapsulate that sexy fuckin slut on the right and the fertile bitch on the left?
>>575117374I actually have poe2 on both clients because I know the stand alone version shits and pisses itself on the regular on league launch because jonatroon is a fucking tubonigger that wants inflated steam numbers. day 2 or 3 the stand alone stabilizes and I exclusively play there.
>>575117542But his PoB has 4 million DPS on lvl 70 and blue gear. PoB tricks?
>cast pact>gain +35% more damage>lose -50% less damage from affliction
I'm going to pass out /druk/ before this shit goes live
>posting his source identifierAnon no longer
>>575117682Why are you scared of the aryan gigachad in the middle?
>>575117256for facebreaker only doryani makes sense. nightgrip any glove slot that works for you.
>>575117682luminare
>>575117748>4m at lvl 70People roll zerker slams to get 5m on good gear at 90+what do you think?
>>575117776it's 50% REDUCED
>>575117682Literally luminarian with armorstacker carry
>>575117776you're still in the positives because reduced damage is only additive
>>575117876Then animate weapon of ranged arms?
>>575117682Flicker Strike for Maris
>>575117776reduced not less tardbro
update in 1 min people
>>575117279Fractal Thoughts
>>575117776dumb slut
>1 AM league start once againI am an unc and its way past my bedtime..
shit patch
>>575117776>standalone version version shits and pisses itself>play there.
not having played PoE1 in forever the game feels like a new game and fun to play. not sure how long that will last but I can already tell it will take me ~15hours to finish the campaign.
It's just funny. 5 min. before the server update I drop an apothecary card.
>>575118185updooted
im wearin blue undies cuz its a water league :)
IT'S UP
newfag here do i follow rues or fubguns PoB for worb?
>download torrent>open game>another 10gb downloadfuck you
>>575117153>60% increased life entering mapsprotip: instant leech with bone barrier and a gorillion niggers attacking for you is much much better than essence gluttonanyone telling you to rely on pride for phantasms is b8ingsoulwrest necro scales much better going poison, and can do so very easily. play it for a while then move to a better minion skill that isnt tied to a dogshit staff
Anyone got a link to the afflictions the pacts chuck at you?
Server restart failed lole
forgot to buy my poppers :c
>>575117776>retard hat
>>575118517>Server restart failed loleI was just about to ask about thatWhat the fuck is up with GGG?
I LITERALLY got a + 1 cold spells wand AND shield when I played a bit before the servers came down.I AM NOT PLAYING THE LEAGUE ANYMORE SINCE MY RNG IS NOW BRICKED.THANK YOU NIGGGERS.
>DivergentKeystoneSoulTetherUnique__2 Immortal Ambition>DivergentKeystoneCorruptedSoulUnique__2_ Corrupted Soul>DivergentKeystoneVaalPactUnique__2 Vaal Pact>DivergentKeystoneEternalYouthUnique__2_ Eternal Youth>DivergentKeystoneDivineFleshUnique__1_ Divine Flesh>DivergentKeystoneEverlastingSacrificeUnique__1 Everlasting Sacrificeinteredasting
i'm still shocked at how little rule34 there is of poe characters. how has the poe fandom been able to dodge pornworld for so long?
>>575118583that's why you never practicego in fresh
>>575117884>>575117934>>575118017I'm aware, but then it's not as funny.
>>575118620https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Mahuxotl%27s_Machination
>>575118404bro you depatched the game to 3.28...
>>575118629Older audience and less pedophiles, if you want shitty r34 of your character go play gacha or any anime-adjacent game.
>>575118517an ill omen
Aaah its down!
based based based
Is Luminary league starter bait?
end of servers
ghostly pirate MTX check, go
>>575118629Girls draw porn and girls dont play poe>>575118758This is incorrect
Did I miss a fucking league? wtf is this vestigel shit?
>>575118813Yes but actually no but actually yes. I will not elaborate on this.
>>575118778>hire white woman for narrative and lore position>game immediately becomes flooded with niggersmany such cases
>>575118696no shit nigga. you can now single out any of these keystones.
>>575118758Basically the only PDFs that I know in PoE are Zaccie, Alk, Allie and tytykiller, even ds_lilly is trans but she is against degeneracy on his streams.
>>575118885the league is already over bro, we are just reminiscing now
>>575118813It's gambling. If you're an early adopter and it's good you made a great decision, if it's shit you got baited.
>>575118905Just leaving a link for anyone curious as to the keystones and where the source unique comes from
>>575118778*vomits piss shit & blood*
>>575118629not anime/cartoon = less r34even popular games like Expedition 33 don't have much r34
>>575118629Even though there is mention of sex and tits in PoE I just don't think it vibes with sexiness much at all. The most sexualized character is Atziri who is, ya know, one of the most evil people in the setting.
DivergentFireDamageCanPoisonAndLessDurationUnique__1 Your Fire Damage can Poison 50% less Poison DurationI MAKE THIS WORK (later in the league) OR I GO RUTHLESS, ONE OR THE OTHER
>>575118907yea and those are all weebs or weeb adjacent. what a coincidence
>>575119042Atziri is not evil because of lore reasons but because she has reflect
>>575118778I want to sniff her armpits so bad
STEAM UPDATE WHERE?
>>575119103no Atziri is evil because she's a woman
SSF(Solo Self Found) Luminary here we GOOOOOO
>>575119042>most sexualized character>not wedding dress nakadashi leglock Tullina
>>575118620Divine Flesh is HUGE. That means you can ignore all lightning and cold damage FOR FREE and wear Doryani's Prototype with literally 0 downside. Absolutely insane power.
>>575119197lina is for karst ONLY
what do i goon to before league start
>>57511907150% less poison duration is 50% less dps though.
>>575118782I sometimes forget just how reddit this game is
>Under 2hrs>Still no patch
poe1 is half the size of poe2....
Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Is it over for me?
>>575118863What's that set, some race reward?
>>575119458no faggotry 4K forced textures
>>575119474Yes, your pc is bricked now.
What do you think the first thing people will complain about with the league mechanic?
>>575119619why do i have to walk back after i finish a trek
>>575119398patch is already downloaded here
>>575119619too difficultsame thing every time
>>575119549No, it is an older supporter pack
PATCH IS UP
>>575119619no rewards
Some of those talismans are sick. 100% increased aspect of the spider effect. 20% reduced movement speed and increased damage taken --> 40%.>>575119619Absolutely it will be on death effects killing people and it's 1 portal.
>>575119619drown before decided on what loot to keep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlNPYOOI9qEITS UP
hate steamfags so much it's unreal
>>575119716retard
steam patch UPPPPPPPP
>>575119619-too difficult (while juicing it to the nines with a shit ass build)-too little reward (without even attempting to juice it)So the usual
Do you slam beer on league start?
>>575119619clicking loot>pick up loot>put loot in extraction thing>take loot out of the extraction thing afterwards>then have to stash it
thank you neversink sama for the 1 click filter download :)
When the fuck is the queue starting?
>serbers down>still no patchI'm not downloading a 60gb ggpk torrent because they can't schedule, what the fuck
YUGE
>This one standalonefaggot who is still seethingwew
>>575119895Makes me sleepy if I'm not out with friends, so noI have a cup of coffee, a giant jug of hibiscus honey tea and cookies
>>575119957>he didn't get the memoIt's over. We're End of Service.
YOUR2SLOW
>>575119905>picking up anything besides currency and thick uniques
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIX IT
WHY CANT I FUCKING PATCH ON THE CLIENT NIGGERS
>>575120029shut up bitch
>Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.>Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.>Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.Disconnected from patching server before patch completed. Try again.
>>575119979retard
Is there any more hype moment in gaming than Poe 1 league launch?I don't mean the biggest, just the most hype.There's just something about it
>>575120050STINKY POOPY GGG!!!!!!!STANDALONE HAS FALLEN!!!!ITS OVER(OVER)
>>575120029I pick up your mom. She's nice and heavy.
>>575120050
>EvasionModifersApplyToSpellDamageUnique__1 Increases and Reductions to your Evasion Rating also apply to your Spell DamageHoly
FUCK STANDALONE ANDIES
GAJIN YOU MUST ADD ADVERTISEMENTU OR WE WIRR SHUT DOWN POO1
>>575116061>i'm gonng play something that is NOT tier 1, in fact I'll play a shit build becase at least I can be a special snowflakeAight fag
ZA SABOTAGE HAS BEGUN
>>575119042getting rid of the naked mana/life ladies was a bad call
>>575119619Unrewarding bullshit as usual, it's a norm since ultimatum>>575119971Did they fuck up the regional pricing btw? Been like 7 years since i bought shit but still
>standalone cucks still patchingsteamchads stay winning
STANDALONE IS LIV
AHHHHHH FUCKING NIGGGERS FIX IT
PATCHING UPGET FUGGED STEAM NIGGIES
ITSFIXED
>>575120192If that's not a T0 then Trickster chads win BIG this league.
>>575120140I like that part of the league start when the thread ramps up then slows to a complete crawl, really gives you a sense that everyone is playing
steam chads win, as always, yet again
WE ARE ALL HERE>WE ARE ALL HEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/onemanaleft>https://www.twitch.tv/onemanaleft
>>575120315?
QUEUE IS down
Why the FUCK is it 11.19 gb?
>>575118439https://youtu.be/_UE-ouTqPII?si=Q5Xmv5NaH_9mQVtpthis one?
imagine pumping numbers on steam so jonathan "Tubnigger" Roggers can slap his fat belly and laugh
>10gb patchfuck you
>>575120419they are slowly porting poe2 internals to poe1
>>575120050maybe play on a platform thats hosting like infinite games with giga fast downloads to millions of people?
>2MB per secondthird world tier sort your shit out GGG
>>575120140>update happens>thread revivedsame as it's ever been>>575120530And nothing good comes out of that so far
What's more fun, heist, delve, or sanctum?
Using Steam proactively invalidates your whole league. You did NOT beat the game.
Now we wait and click the button...
>>575120592the game is just that popular
I dont know what to play.Is there any braindead build for marauder or heiro build thats decent
>>575120592thats your 3rd world internet gupta
>>575120592ill take this over having to restart it every 2 seconds
>>575118629PoE has very little fanart in generalI guess it's just because the game is kind of autismo central. The people spending hours on PoB aren't the ones making art.
QUEUE IS UP
I had this for like 10 seconds, and how it's 1% of itFix your servers GGG
>paying for 1gbthanks at&t
someone post the google doc that conner is reading right now
>>575120847DIE!
>>575113416He did play path of exile 2 with star allcaps underscore
>>575120942THISQUEUEISDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
>>575120763Stormburst totems
>steam download dies at 98%oh no no no, we got too cocky bros
>>575120902It's not our connections, it's GGGEverybody's slow as fuck right now
1 fap to go
>>575120660Delve > Scrotum > H*ist. Mostly because of doors and slowass animation speeds, albeit it got better since the heist leg.
>download jumps to 40Mb/sWe're so ba->drops to <1Mb/s againIt's over
>steamchads already in queue>standalonechuds still downloadingoh how the tables have turned
>>575121138Are you me?
>>575120992is that actually good?
>>575121154It's not up slowpoke internet guy
>fapping before legstartretard alert
>>575120902>zooms to 99% instantly>going from 99% to 100% takes thirty minutesthanks, GGG
>>575121293this, you're supposed to edge to lily's stream until she's finished the campaign
>>575121293I'm saving it for atziri
>>575121293ThisI edge constantly untill I find my first divine, then blow a massive load
who the hell is this laynalazar vtuber and why the fuck is she playing leaguestart?
If you can't do 20 pushups RIGHT NOW, you must uninstall.
>>575112213how friendly is this for a 70 hour newfag
>Here's a 65gb torrent so you won't have to download immediately when the patch goes on the servers>Just kidding here's another 11gb patch to download lmao
>works fine on my ma... oh
soulrend and quit before red maps because its shit
>>575121492pull-ups you mean?
>>575121049>Everybody's slow as fuck right nowi finished patching like half an hour ago
>>575121509It's just a totem build. You'll be fine.
>>575121509very
they're gonna blame ddos again
https://www.twitch.tv/raphdeeI will watch her stream.
imagine downloading torrents to patch the game instead of patching the game in 2minutes when its up L M A O
I swear they are delaying the queue because standalone is shitting itself
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
ok what the fuck
>Not edging until maps and then climaxing at the exact moment you kill kitavangmi
Amazing competency from this patching.
Should I hit aldi now or wait for the queue to be up. It's 5 min away.I have literally no food except rotten meat
>>575121748BASEDthil does it again
>they're not in
>>575121703She's pretty mid but those are some very nice titties
>>575121767buy better internet bro, my modem 56k mogged the living shit out of this like 40 years ago
IT'S DOWN!!!!!!!LOGOUT
>>575121873just wait anon queue will be up any second
>>575121906Cache cleanup is taking a while
I restarted my download and started getting max speed
>Can put deaths oath on any unique body armor now with no downsidewell shit thats pretty neat, if im doing chaos dot anyways its just like im adding free RF
YUROPOORSDON'T FORGET TO EAT SMTH BEFORE LEGSTART
>>575122086i had a big fat sammich i'm good
>>575122086>eating this late in the dayAmeriburgers everyone
>failed writing recceived data to disk/applicationpoo1 confirmed ssd killer
I remember that oen time I was 300 in line then they nuked the entire waitlist
I'm gonna get a caniac combo and substitute the coleslaw for another piece of breadDoes anyone want anything while I'm out?
>Boot game>Deadlock detectedSo that's a thing in PoE1 now too?Wonderful.
>>575122051if by any you mean any t5/t4 global unique
uh oh bros NOT LIKE THIS
>>575122086Had a bowl of tomato, my belly is full and ready
WHEN DOES THE FUCKING QUEUE OPEN
>cloak of flame has a good vestigial faggotshitfuck, that's gonna make it much more expensiveRFBROS, WE'RE BEING ROBBED
>>575122239Yes, GGG hates Valve.
>get error while updating at around 70%>open it again>no patching, can open the gameoh you just know something is fucked and i will crash when some random crab spawns
Is energy blade inquis nerfed?Or can I still league start it?
>>575122239Did you update to the new nvidia hotfix drivers? It literally fixed it for PoE2 and it works on PoE1
>error 403AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575122195it's 8:40 bro do you eat your dinner at like 4pm or something
>>575122329when standalonejeets stop shitting themselves
Just me and a bottle of scotch. Gonna play until I pass out!
Watch how poeguy uploads 13 more videos before leaguestart
lowered my game settings so my room doesnt get so hot
>>575122463Yes? You need more?Maybe a little snack later if I am feeling peckish.
>>575122549so 30 minutes of gaming?
>>575122543SHUT UP STEAM NIGGER
>>575122340nobody is going to waste an item and use a timeless if vestigal a cloak of flame onto a briarthorn
>>575122549based alchie
>ameriniggers of ALL FUCKIGN PEOPLE outside jeetland>talking or teachigng anyone about eating healthyLMAOKEKROFLeven fuckign vatniggers and chinks banned some of the shit you eat there
>12gb league>Cache cleanup on start>Gain like 8gb of storageI love this funky magic machine I understand very little about
one day I'll host a mumble server for poeg launch day, I think if it's well moderated it could be fun for an hour like, max
TICK TOCK STANDALONIESTIME IS TICKING, LOAD UP ALREADY SO QUEUE CAN START FOR THE REST OF US
I will NOT sit in the queue for an hour
>>575122758>mumble serverDid I just go back to the year 2015?
S A B O T A G E D S A B O T A G E D S A B O T A G E D S A B O T A G E D S A B O T A G E D
am i doing it right?
>moderatedeat shit
QUEUE UP>QUEUE UPQUEUE UP>QUEUE UPQUEUE UP>QUEUE UPQUEUE UP>QUEUE UPQUEUE UP>QUEUE UPQUEUE UP>QUEUE UP
>fall asleep for 3 hours>wake up 5 minutes ago>standalone patches just fine for meThis is gonna be a great leaguestart bros
just fucking start the queue nobody cares about standalonenigs
torchlight mogged us
Be real with me, how expensive are golem Dark Monarchs going to be and how stupid am I for playing Phys dot ele ?
>>575122827it's the only FOSS voip service, and I'm an 100% open source kind of guy
>>575122582doubt
>>575122697>went even higherlucky league confirmed
My authentic rustic 'za from last night is ready to be consumed for leaguestart
>>575122843They should blacklist anyone that checks the server that many times.
>>575122914>all AIslop characters
>>575122914>oh shit i want to play minions>that'll be 1000$ for dps xie xie
sausage, eggs and hashbrownsbreakfast in the evening none can stop me
>>575122914how are a bunch of ai generated characters supposed to mog us?
>>575122843>raping ggg servers so their standalone patching is taking even longerB A S E D
I will play luminare and I will only recruit female mercs
>>575122942Does the rustic part come from your inability to form a circle? Why do most homemade pizzas people post look like they have down's syndrome?
Lochtonial CaressT5 Gloves 15% chance to gain a Power, Frenzy or Endurance Charge on Killisn't this like free money?
>>575123024I made eggs, beef bacon, and protein waffles for dinner the other day. It was great.
Give me one reason to not use funguns build.
>>575123024pizza and a BIG can of monster here
Aight' lads what are we startin'? I have not looked up anything this league, I'm lazy. What are the fubgooners up to this time?
>>575122914>>575123006is that game all aislop? i dont believe that if they went with aislop characters then they werent going all out with the slop
>>5751230231 of each is all you need and you get 1 for free every league. TLI also has insane amounts of character customization and everything is doable F2P
>Abberath's Fury made it in>reverse knockback on a different pair of gloves
>>575123180>bad apple
>he isn't going the super secret elder influence startOH NO NO NO NO
>>575123185O_O
>>575123180Why do freaks drink this crapJust drink soda like a normal person
Why does cache cleanup take so fukken long?
>>575123238no its sexokino ggg is doing maori chants at christchurch
>>575123351Why is it dabbing?
>pack file corrupted, please run packcheck>run packcheck>delete the entire ggpk fileNIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>575123382>not doing it yesterday
>>575123238Looks like touched-up AIslop.
>>575122847you have to mod or the freaks will go insane
>>575123252hell yeah
>>575123429shapcels SEETHING
>>575123382it took like 5 seconds for me brotry downloading more ram
im scared the servers are gonna crash during A1 and cause me to TILT OUT
>>575123158No, most of regular pool uniques it can go on are not used. Gloves in general are a terrible slot for unique.
>>575123437>standaloneHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm throbbin rn
>>575123507if they crash that early then I'm gonna do some mappies
FUCKING STEAM NIGGERS PRECENTING THE QUEUE FROM POPPING
>NO pre-league dramaThis is a dark omen
>>575123246Nigger i've played this shit for 3 leagues, -10000 crystals, horrible shilling.
I am playing cyclone because i play poo2 and i refuse to play a game where i can't move while damaging
what exactly happens during server maintenance?
DON'T FORGET TO DO YOU GENSHIN DAILIES BEFORE LEAGUE START BWOS
>>575123382Took me literal seconds, buy an ssd next time or whatever.
>>575123749Those are like in 8 hours.
>>575123650Then you would know the 7 day login bonus gives one free combat legendary for like 5 leagues now.
>>575123601Bald pattern
>>575123743Complicated question but mainly: Flushing logs, ensuring DDoS/attack protection, server rack restarts, ensuring overflows are operational.
A toast my friends! To Exiles everywhere! A merry league start to all of you.
>servers getting DDOSed
>>575123743The kiwis are fed and groomed
>>575123601Do you think he stays awake at night, thinking how he could have tubbed poo2 differently than Jonatron? Like, who would have tubbed it better?
blizztroons are arming their DDOS farmsprepare to fail to connect to instance
mark retard
>DL speed is 1/5th of what it usually issmall indie company still cant fucking buy more bandwith?
>>575123839kekmy fucking sides
THREADLY REMINDER THAT JONATHAN IS THE ONE STILL IN CHARGE OF POE1 SERVERSFIVELEAGUESIN A ROW
>>575123749
>>575123749already did like 3h ago
>>575123743tub getting filled
>>575123950Restart your router, shit's working fine.
>>575123927they are yin an yang, the only correct way is with them together
is grim dawn fun?
>>575123601Mirage was one of the worst leagues ever
>>575124004SABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE>SABOTAGESABOTAGE
>>575124004JONATHAN SABOTAGED THE LEAGUE AUUUGHHH AUUUUUGH!!!! I'M GAPED!!! *cry vomits*
btw for odlfags herehave you noticed that since Jonathan took over and bald left, but not instantly after jonathan got position, spam about bald retard stopped?Jonathan in, not aingle one. Months later we hear Baldie elft the company, and still no bald retardCURIOUS I KEPT NOTIICNG THINGS
>>575123309you legally have to buy it you know
L/u/minary
>he doesn't have max rested bonus for league startohnonono
Broken
Has the queue ever been this late?
STEAM PATCH IS UP
REMINDER BOTTOM LEFT TOP LEFTTOP RIGHTBOTTOM RIGHTLITERALLY CLOCKWISEDO NOT FUCK THIS UP
>>575123856thanks
>>575124118Max movement speed is capped at 45% and most skills are auto attack modifiers. Basically if you liked Titan Quest you will like it, if not then no.
>>575124175many are saying this
I'm playing Grim DawnBetatest the league starters for me, I will play on Sunday
queue is about to start, I'm feeling it
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't playing Luminary.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING QUEUE FFS I WANT TO FUCK OFF TILL LAUNCH
>>575124159i think we established like a year ago or so that it was some gggjeet that was spamming bfr
>>575124118If you like ARPGs, yes, very.If you only really like POE 1, no.
>>575124249dunno>>575124364i like po1 2 and bad4
>>575124238help
>>575124238am i supposed to know what that means?
>>575124238AIIIEEEEEETHE DIRECTIONSWHAT DO THEY MEAAAAAAANNNN
>>575123825Mere scraps, considering how it's designed.Not to mention loot pets and compasses priced around you having a c6. Unless you like to bossrush and farm beacons as your only options.-100000 crystals, you're fired.
SABOTAGED
>queue is shitting itselfohnononononono
>>575123927>poe2 being TRUE ruthlesswe were robbed
It is in-fact, up, but people DCing instantly when they get into queue.>Get through>13,500 or so>Instant DCLmao
>>575124168it's not avaiable in in slavistan though
>>575120203There are T1 builds that aren't being throated by faggy ecelebs (I don't know what they'd be though I just do my own thing)
>>575124348>scion start
>>575124238>tfw they change it>anon gets to bottom left and sees Maven
>>575124502LET ME IN
>>575124348Because I'm playing Champ
>>575123825>login bonusMiss me with that GAY shit, FAG
Got 22nd then DCd
>2724not bad
REMINDER TO PRELOADTHEN START POE TO CREATE CACHE
>>575124609jerkin to erpin
>>575124404>>575124448>>575124483He's talking about Atlas progression. This is the generally agreed upon fastest and most efficient way to unlock your 4stone.
servers are poopin
DDOSED BY POE2ERS
well this doesn't bode well for league launch
i was in 430 on aus realm, then it DC me... lame
not being able to handle a login server is a new low for ggg
AAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF
>>575124238I will path to the coolest anomalies
man poe1s main menu theme is so fucking good and iconicholy shitpoe2s music is so generic in comparison
YOU STUPID CHEAP FUCKING NIGGERS FIX YOUR QUEUE
>queue is up!>lmao not really, get fuckedTired of your games Jonathan
>>575124520Loot pets max out at 50% more loot and the blue and purple pets are completely obtainable with the shards you get from each battle pass.I hate the monetization of the game but you not even knowing that they give out 2-3 free legendries each league is extremely retarded.
You know its going to be a shit league with these issues. Usually queue is up 2 hours before launch and now its constantly crashing.
>Divine Flesh + Tempered by War without Vaal PactThis league has staying power potential for mazies
>>575124593I was 23 before the queue crashed. Hello neighbor.
based blizzard teaching ggg what it means to be #1
>>575124609nvm it's over
buy now
Luminary theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1ryWClGpU
still can't queue
We need a queue.. for the queue.
>>575124775
we all know that the average pooegg will hit red maps in wednesday.
not a good sign...we are getting roll backs during campaign for sure
Texas or DC if you're on east coast? Aren't one of these servers notoriously fucked up every league?
can't wait for Ultimatum 2.0
>>575124852We aren't fucking British
yuros are ddosing american servers, preventing trued patriots from logging in
>>575124895Acts take longer then getting to red maps. That makes no sense.
I CANT FUCKIN QUE
What streamer are you all watching?Let's all watch Lance, he needs it. He's 48 years old with 15 kids.
>>575124908EU GODS will rape washington DC, fyi :3
>AUSTRALIA SERVER UP>AUSTRALIA SERVER UP
STREAMER QUEUE INCOMING
>>575124952yes i am
kek
>>575124814good luck homie, hopefully we can meet again when the queue opens back up
>>575124952theres no such thing as american server
>>575124908You can try canada east if you're in nyc or something
grimgrimgrim
only the korean server is safe because they isolated themselves behind daum and kakao bullshit lmao
>takes them longer than normal to take the servers down >takes longer than normal for the patch download to be up>takes longer than normal for the queuethis league is about to be FUcked
I'M GONNA WORB
I can tell day one is going to be complete shit already.
>>57512495250% TARIFF
YOOOOOOOWHAT THE FUCK 80K ALREADY WE ARE 100% BREAKING A NEW RECORD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BROS
JONATHAN FUCKING RETARD
why can't I queue??? /poopage/???? you said poe1 was a good game!!??!??! hellow!?!?!!?!!!!?
Please just let me fucking queue already
tfw your build is under the radar and you get your gear for cheap
too much vibe coding
>>57512510395% of those are bots
let me in the queue so I can go fucking shower you niggers
it's nyover
south africa server is up lmao
enough time for 2 poops
>>575125152it is, but we have a wall and you will stay out.
>>575125152poo2 tourists stole your queue
it's so fucking over
shit game, cant even logingoing back to grim dawn general
>>575124238i just unlock all maps
Why you RETARDS start the game an hour before shit goes down i will never ever understandQueues always restart
luminary gonna be 40% god damn
UniqueJewelAlternateTreeAbyssMurderous Subjugating (100-8000) souls in the thrall of Tecrod Passives affected are Conquered by the AbyssalUniqueJewelAlternateTreeAbyssSearching Subjugating (100-8000) souls in the thrall of Ulaman Passives affected are Conquered by the AbyssalUniqueJewelAlternateTreeAbyssHypnotic Subjugating (100-8000) souls in the thrall of Kurgal Passives affected are Conquered by the AbyssalUniqueJewelAlternateTreeAbyssGhastly Subjugating (100-8000) souls in the thrall of Amanamu Passives affected are Conquered by the AbyssalUniqueJewelAlternateTreeAbyssSpecial Binding (100-8000) souls to phylacteries to sustain Zorath Passives affected are Conquered by the AbyssalMore RMTslop. Abyss is going to be good money.
Im going to get baited brosRelic of the Pact glad Here I come!I just want to clear t16s, it should still be able to do that... right?
>>575125220should have fapped and showered before queue came up you fucking idiot
JONATHAN FUCKING RETARD!
I've seen enoughDiablo 4 won
cant queuewell i guess i skip the league
>>575125302is zerk es/slam a good abyss farmerahemREEEEEEE LET ME IIIIIIIIN
>>575125256You know the queue is one big pool, right?
>LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALEAGUE DELAYED NO ETA>LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALEAGUE DELAYED NO ETA
All you 3rd world brownoids better fuck off the queue right now! Jonatron made a special tub for your kind
LET ME IN YOU NIGGGERSIM GOING TO PISS MYSELFLET ME GO
EVENS RETURN TO HCODDS CHILLCOREZER0 SSFHC RUTHLESS
>>575124797>it's only 50% MORE loot goyDo you even read what you're writing? My claim about compasses priced around petniggers still stands. Hell, even compassfarm requires dora to not get 200 fe/hour.>give out>2-3 free legendaries1 as login, 1 as city20 (which isn't free), 1 as ss20 (which, again, isn't free).How does it feel to lie so much? Do you really think losing 35% of your damage in a highly dps-roadblocking game merely by swapping c1 pets to blues/burples is a good thing? And that was merely blazing bullet, for minions i can't even imagine.>plebbitspacing
>>575125407anything with high phys mitigation is good since they don't really do elemental damage
let me in faggots
even the website is downhttps://www.pathofexile.com/
Get the FUCK OUT OF FRANKFURT ZIZ
>>575125532Stupid outsourced chink niggers
>>575125519everybody getting into the queue is getting disconnected anyway
>>575125535why does it look like hes saying a slur
JONATHAN FUCKING RETARD!!
what the fuck ggg
PoE2 doesn't have these issues, just letting you know.
buy BUY BUY>>575125613>look likebut he did
open the US servers Jonathan
pissing myself rn
>>575125631cool, go play that then
Alright, gonna take a shit and showerObviously not gonna get to play this evening
>>575125532>LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALEAGUE DELAYED NO ETA>LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALEAGUE DELAYED NO ETA>LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALEAGUE DELAYED NO ETA
>>575125643t. EU
Chastity cage or butplug?
>an unexpected disconnection occurred
Did they hire pajeets?
going to do some red rifts in guild run til these kiwi niggas figure shit out
>>575125726good cucks have both
>there is no ddosuhh then how are there 100k queues instantly?checkmate EUtards
>>575125726peehole chopstick
sick deals
Just more evidence that POE1 has run its course and needs to be unalived.
open up, i wanna edge til the queue pops
>>575125726youre gonna wear both anyway
why didn't we listen?
you're playing with your old friend, right?
Not worth the trouble.
you weren't going to 2stone in anything under 10 hours anyways, so why do you care if you log in 5 minutes after league launch
>>575125726for me it's diapers
>>575125742>Did they hire pajeets?It's all pajeets from here on out, anonPajeets and AI
>>575125742Jonatroon sabotaging PoE 1 just like he did the last 2 league launches.
>>575125742Nah, its mostly brazillians monkeys.
Anyone else going Ben_ Zerk?https://pobb.in/-45G3uelliH2
>>575125864yeah im 2stoned right now LMAO
Is anyone actually in the queue right now?Any of you fags that actually watch twitch, are the streamers in the queue?
>>575125885nice keylogger
Guess us EUfags just aren't playing tonight, huh...
>>575125864>2stone>under 10hrcasual
>>575125936>pobb>keyloggerJonathan?
>>575125835why play this when blight of contagion can use 2 pacts?
hmmmmdo I play RF or do I play KB, or maybe FB... what about EW?
>*inserts league start sized buttplug*Yup, its gaming time
>>575125864yeah I don't even have the game open right now lol I'll just get in the back of the line after the server goes up and still get in within 10 minutes
IT'S OVERhttps://x.com/pathofexile/status/2080733352009888244
>>575125948im nocturnal :)
>>575125885>https://pobb.in/-45G3uelliH2Me, but for just one or two days, after that I'm gonna change to Saboteur of Unloading.
>>575125982source?????>>575126024REEEEEEEEEE HOW THE FFFFFFFUCK ARE THEY STILL NOT ABLE TO FIGURE OUT FUCKING LOGIN SERVERS
>>575125982should i close my game to get the update or do i just keep spamming log in?
>vibe coded leaguestart
>>575125982>>575126024oh cool so league launch on tuesday
>SupportedByCrabTotemSupportUnique__1 Socketed Spells are Supported by level 20 Crab TotemInt stack Whispering Ice Crab Totems
>>575125885>1 attack that covers the entire screen>7 warcriesthe glorious "melee" of poo1
>>575126024Seems like a nice stable league.
It's time for you all to admit that Path of Matth was rightapologize
>>575125982LEAGUE DELAYED NO ETALMOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>575126024Ahhhhh sweet so playing in 24h
>so far worse than ultimatum start
>>575126024early access
Selfcast Fireball Reliquarian?
>>575125812Water elemental is honestly pretty cool, but it makes Marauder look like he has tits and doesn't pair with anything else that well
>tfw no goldrim wearing GF to leaguestart with
LET ME IN I CAN GET ONE MORE SHIT IN IF IM IN QUEUE
>>575126024>>575125982The don't need to investigate they know it's Jonathan running around pulling cables desperately trying to kill the launch.
>>575126123good luck with your fps
>>575126195path of matthil? what happened to that guy?
>>575126123this cannot possibly be good for you
>>575126258portal looks cool
>>575126265>used goods
>>575126024>>575126281wasn jonathan an it tech guy at ggg years ago
GGG insider here, there's a lot of yelling coming from the server rooms right now. I can't tell what they're saying due to the heavy accents.
Who up beating they login button
>>575126024JONATHAN U DUMB FUCK
>>575126286nothing a poesmoother cant fix
>Used AI to code your server update
>>575126265id delve in her abyss
>>575125981because it's your old friend
>>575126024SHE IS FIGHTING AN EARTHQUAKE HAVE SOME SYMPAHTY YOU FUCKING CHUD
>>575126314he was so successful day trading while working at McDonalds he quit streaming
>>575126325Don't have that one (yet) so can't comment
yeah, so um, bros .... I can't get in. go on without me. it's over.
IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, let me guess, streamer niggers are just fine again?
>>575126398>herA-anon...
I WAS SUPPOSED TO QUEUE THEN TAKE A SHIT AND GET WATERNOW I'M STUCK HERE PRESSING LOGIN AND SHITTING MYSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJHcfOATmeMis lazy a guy? he sounds really cute
>>575126493truly...the allshart league...
>>575126550he a fag
>>575126476they are stuck like the rest of us
Who do I watch for drops? Matara and Yuzu are no longer getting paid to give a shit about 1.
>>575126493kek i love pooegg
not even once
>Jonathan unironically trying to sabbotage mark at every turnshameless
>>575123749>GenshitNo one is playing that game but trannies, soi-boys and sunk cost whales. All the straight men are on WuWa, NTE and ZZZ. And I don't wanna do dailies...
>>575126454are you sure that wasn't matthil of exile?
yea im taking a nap, servers are gonna shit themselves all night
>>575126608saintone
Good thing I made that pork roast so I can eat before I game
>>575126123That's just the internal value for the modifier that is "supported by level 20 crab totem."You can't transfer it.
>>575126630who do you even blame in this situation? jeets for their shitty work or boeing for hiring them?
>>575126693'e went to sleep? activat them
>>575126775yea my chicken soft tacos turned out good too
>>575126670Straight men don't play any gacha, unless you're non-white. And at that point you barely count as a "man"
Sunder glad into relic of the pactHow much will I regret this?
>>575125506City 20 (not a thing anymore now its divine) and SS20 are 100% F2P viable. I know this because I have done both the last 2 leagues as Iris 2.
>>575126482
>>575126875>glad
>>575126817both
>>575126024SABOTAGEDABOTAGED
I GIVE THIS LEAGUESTART5.1!!! CRINGE!!! YIKES!!! THAT IS MY NUMBER!!!
So league start is delayed right?
>>575126670>brown pootoorist posteww
that sike tweet is good future meme materialworth a save
is natalia hot
>>575126817Are you retarded? You blame the people who hired the cheapest possible labour for their extremely important engineering. Genuinely, are you retarded?
>>575126024poe1 EoS confirmed.
No armor MTX reward? SHALL NOT BE PLAYING.
this is my snack
>>575126581nice
>>575126848>>575126990White, straight men play the gachas cause westoid tranny devs keep trying to shove the black bald ugly pigs at us and the chinks give us big tiddy jiggly waifus that actually appeal to the so-called "male gaze". Not because the chink games are good but cause the western devs aren't even TRYING to do better. Cope and seethe as hard as you want. You will never be a woman.
Ultimatum? one of the best leagues no cap
>leaguestarting anything newretards, you play last leagues build so you can leaguestart next leagues build with this leagues new stuff
Food break
>>575126824kek
>35minutes until launch>queue not upuh oh
>>575127015
>>575126462Grim getting his entire streaming career shit on by GGG releasing one of the worst league ever was hilarious.
>30 minutes before league launch and servers/queue still completely brokendid they repurpose all the poo1 servers for 2 or something? 0.5 was basically flawless connection wise with 3-4x as many players as this throwaway poo1 league will have
>>575127186decently
>>575127148i played exsang in ultimatum and im about to do it this league...wtf
>GGG offices right nowhttps://youtu.be/INNC8111kgI?t=7
>>5751271572 MORE POOPS BEFORE LEAGUE START
>>575127105why is she wearing braces
>>575127157Fucking hilarious. Genuinely incompetence with no way to spin it otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywuik7oNGa8
That one's fake btw.
>>575127157LEAGUE LAUNCH UNIRONICALLY DELAYED LOLL
>>575127157>so many players queue manager overflowed and crashedeos soon
WHERE IS ITFIX THE QUEUE
>>575127105ayo who name belong to bitch this is....
>>575127157please dont lie to me on the internet anon, i dont have a twitter so i cant look at their xeets myself
>>575127118you are a simple minded animal easily led around by generic moeblob #401928590139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7btowEqohycSomeones gonna crash the economy on day 2
>>575126917yes 90% block is comfy
Rrrreeeeeee
we're cooked
do I got time to rub one out?
>poe1 so popular it BREAKS the servers>poo2 so dead it never has any issues at league launchKEKAROOOOOO
my first league since 1.0 not starting RF...sorry bros kf is just too fun...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1txoPdP3Xsheeeeeeey guys i have no idea how the new atlas works but i will make a video before leaguestart
>>575127267is this a skit or are they actually talking like this lol
>>575127107>not buffalo wing flavor
I'M IN hacker voice
>>575127295Couldn't afford dental until she started whoring.
https://x.com/Jungroan/status/2080733580586836442
>>575127295because it subconsciously signals to men that she is between the ages of 12 and 16
where were you when poe1 went End of Service
>>575127532>new atlasanon, it's been 5 months
So the best starters are same as last league? Yeah, that's a fucking skipped league cya in 1.0Enjoy your hamster wheel.
fucking hell
*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*enter*
>>575127532Uhhhh fubgooners?!
>>575127219no, you're too retarded for poe
>>575127512this proves that poe2 online numbers are artificial....
>>575127157What a load of bullshit
>>575127390As opposed to....? Cause the West ain't doing anything worth looking at.
set up my autoclicker script, time for a 25 minute nap
>>575127637Lel
>>575127637GET THT FAT FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM
>>575127295Some E-girls just got fucked up teeth
>>575127760*fap
>>575127637So you have discovered my secret plan to SABOTAGE PoE1's new boat league, huh?
>>575127295It's a pedophile thing
he definitely put a backdoor in so he can fuck with the servers whenever he wants
>>575127637kek
>>575127637I just checked, that's not a real screen shot. Johnathan never did that, you freaking troll. . . .
>>575127641>>575127846>>575127806>>575127771>>575127723>>575127651retard
I was supposed to look for a build during queue time
>>575126123whispering ice isnt socketed
WHAT CASTER BUILD IS HC VIABLE HELP ME
>>575127954>>575127954>>575127954new
>>575127558yeah that one doesn't taste as good. for me it'sjalepeno > honey mustard and onion > buffalo
sabotage alert
That guy was just a friggin' troll. Johnathan never ate any wires I doubt he would ever do that anyway. Stop falling for mis-information from no good trolls. . . . .
>>575127929>YOU WANT THE COLORS? TAKE THEM, THEY ARE YOURS. BUT SERVERS? I WILL BURN THEM TO THE GROUND
I fap for minimum an hour
Now I feel like an asshole for telling the other anon to wait to go to Aldi's because the queue will be up "any second" two hours ago
>>575128548I said I'll take a shower when I'm in queue, guess we are playing league start dirty as fuck
we up or what
>>575127295grifting
>>575127532he just stole Tyty's video and stretched it out
>>575129195tyty is trans now
GIVE ME A BUILD AHHHHHHHHHHHI just want to farm red maps untill I can afford a str stacker, help!
>>575114813it's unfair how thoroughly the white race mogs on everyone else
Guise how do I make queue go faster?
