Previous: >>575107603 >NewsVersion 3.1 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sFlYlAhCRUMAgent Record | Sigridhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/45531765Agent Record | Remiellehttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/45530725Official Void Hunter Agent Remielle Trailerhttps://youtu.be/LU6UsOPtq58 >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/ZOHQFFSFtHc (EN)https://youtu.be/VlHWf2i3nvU (JP)https://youtu.be/koRIZaziHnwhttps://youtu.be/QBGEahKfeco (EN)https://youtu.be/6M68P3j4kd0 (JP)https://youtu.be/J_N2ZDxTsEw (EN)https://youtu.be/nOxQ5M4iNF4 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.0https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/164775All-New Program 06/16 - 07/28Commemorative Gift 06/16 - 07/29Bangbang! The Genius and the Miracle Chip 06/16 - 07/29Celestial Nexus Intelligence Dossier 06/16 - 07/29Gleaming Shadow Team Battle 06/19 - 07/13Assemble! Mock Exam Comeback Plan 06/26 - 07/27Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 07/02 - 07/07Tales of the Hobbling Crow 07/03 - 07/20Art Is Bangboo! 07/08 - 07/27"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 07/08 - 07/28First-Generation Void Hunter Returns 07/17 - 07/28Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 07/22 - 07/27 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ30BANGBOOROSCAELIFER0617ZZZSEASON3ZZZSTEAM ZZZSUSHIRO (Asia only)ZZZ31REMIELLE (NEW)ZZZ2YEAR (NEW) >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
Ellen Joe.
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
Odds I will win 50/50 and get Remielle Even I will be transformed into Remielle
>Yenless Yen Zero
Where is she
Sarahfag has been awfully quiet recently.
>There's always a sense that he's hiding something beneath the surface. Every word he says carries the implication of "I'm just going my job" making his true intentions difficult to readYet somehow, SOMEHOW people do not think this guy isn't the villain of 3.1
>>575129553Busy defending worm sales.
>>575129235Can you reach prone bone?
>>575129648He is an enchainer.
Remielle Dan is from the old civilization.Outer Ring is where the old Civilization (America) was before the apocalypse.Remielle Dan's parents were both Americans and she is American do. Somebody prove this wrong
Please point out ONE good thing about Lucia ELOWEN herself!
Bunny.
>>575129713my 14cm is enough
I reiterate my question : Are you pulling for the Sunbringer Exodia?
>>575129857She's skippable, next!
>>575129857nice tail
>>575129857Umm she's a free redeemable agent soon I guess
>>575129264What kind of lewds? Most I've done is bikini bringer but I can try, I think mine has the filters reduced or something
>>575129857I love her big boobs.I think you are cute Luciaposter.
>>575129938Dracaene and Lindverne are NPCs
My ancestors fought wars for this
>>575129938Depends entirely on if Storyteller is Truvia (True) or not, because I am going to be going for broke in 3.1 with Remi, Yuzu and Sigrid with nothing but the 5 monthly Polys I'll buy to keep myself above patch by patch rolls.
Lots of people are saying roll for the anomaly shills. You need every void hunter. They’re speaking words. They’re speaking lies. All you need is Norma and Sigrid. They’re meta without any buffs. You get cute and funny and horse pussy. You need them. Meta is temporary. Love is eternal.
>>575129857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzUV95VIEI&vl=enDamidami.
>>575130095>Have weapons>Have playable character models>There is 3 of themLol, lmao even.
Looks like Manato is pretty good in his new best team, I should probably build him for Wandering Hunter...
>>575129857Fun fact, Elowen in Japanese is written エロウェン, note that エロ is also used for ero. From this we can conclude that Lucia is very lewd
>>575130152What if I love Remielle though?
>>575130046she''ll be really nice about it because she's a robo
>>575129938Yes!I want all of them, but even if it's only Eldreda playable, I will still be happy to.
glup
>>575130209It's already in the code and Dracaene isn't profitable anyway
C-cute...?
>>575129648>Doesn't show up around town>Didn't show up at all in the Prophecy video despite being the 2nd highest position person in the cityYeah he's cooked.
>>575130417Waaaay too fat.
>>575130152I got Velina because she's hot, I got Norma because she's cute, and I'll get Remielle because she's hot AND cute.
>>575129938If Eldreda is the main one with the most screentime then no
>>575128558>>575128986We need more CN regions to own the chuds.I'm personally writing my recommendations for Dawei right now.>More Waifei season 4
>>575130285Vesper and her daughter with a learning disability
>>575130417Shopped to hell and back to hide the cellulitis.....
>>575130417I can't get past these
>>575130209I too remember Bellum and Mors being playable, much like Pompey, Isolde, Vesper, and many others.
>>575130484We've had NPCs turned characters before.
>>575086315>>575086393Yeah I planned on swiping for m2w1 (I want her shirtless banner but I don't know how many copies that you need for that) Remi because she's so pretty, I want Astra because she is so gorgeous too just like Trigger. I honestly might just just Trigger in my Pyrois team. Might even grab Dialyn too for my Lycaon
Mmmhm...
>>575130586Chinese don't want this either Foof. They want their hip western game with western ladies in it so they can fantasize about white women
>>575130209>Have weaponsWhy do you retards pretend this is a gotcha when every NPC has weapons? You same retards thought Isolde was playable for the same reason
>575130495>575130697The Sarahnigger already ruined the new fun thing
>>575130586I mean we have to go back at some point since YSY is probably going to be forced upon us as playable and endgame is almost certainly going to be shrinking down the Six Great Hollows which Lemian is one of them
>>575129857FooFoo Foo...d
>>575130152You're right but people are too stupid to think for themselves and will do whatever CCs tell them to do.
>>575129235
Drac and Lind will be playable because Eldreda is going to be busy keeping Roscaeflier in check but we still need 'Sunbringer' to help find Joyus and for the eventual Task Force to destroy the Hollows and the Dark Wall
What happened?
>>575130970life
I love Bricks. I love my wife.
>>575130120Grab Sigrid then, she's been criticised for having "S1 animations" where she actually moves instead of teleporting and hits the enemy instead of telepathically cutting
>>575130152It's funny how Sigrid is just a repeat of Aria and people will skip her again because they think VH are the only thing worth pulling
Honest answer, why you skip velina?
>>575130767>SarahniggerNah that's just me, chatGPT-anon from previous thread, trying out things.
>>575130970Nothing. because right is a fake
>>575131079Because her body proportions in Norma's music video are what I wanted and I like my elves younger and blonder
>>575130970>Left me at 18.>Me at 25.
>Comparing furshit, barashit, robotshit and used goods to 3 clearly sex/cute designs of a turboshilled hyped characterMake your doomposts make sense damn.
>>575130970>left has a bangboo>right doesn't have a bangbooLet the poor autistic woman tend to her rabbits, god.
>>575130970>What happened?Shaoji told ZYL he'd only move forward with the collab if the game improved
Pompom rape minigame coming in the next few months...
>>575131079I already have Nangong and I wanted Norma + Sunna's ball.
Realistically, around what time will Sunbringer be released? Remielle will drain me because I'm going for a few mindscapes so I need a couple of patches to re-save again.
>>575131079Hag. Newest element will always be outdated soon.It's the 2nd or 3rd wind agent who will be good.
>>575131079I didn't. But fuck me for losing both her and her sig coinflips so now I'm basically on the backfoot for 3.1
>>575131079I didn't. I skipped aria though and will again.
Time to roar. STARLIGHT SHINE BRIGHT!! Do not fear your household appliance is here!
Grab Sunna or wait for Remielle?
>>575131261Robin getting ported here will give her a model upgrade, our girl getting sent to space not-japan will give her an engine downgrade...
>Remielle wants to find the sunbringer who knows the truth>OG Sunbringer still exists considering she's put in 3.1 story artSo OG is coming back unless there's a mysterious 4th sunbringer we don't know about, right?
>>575131309december or jan 2027
>>575131079Didn't care for her design
>>575130417Nicole should have looked like this, we need an Anis/Bready tier character.
>>575131079not investing in a gimmick element that will be dead in a year
>>575131309Emiru love!
>>575131434>So OG is coming back unless there's a mysterious 4th sunbringer we don't know about, right?Yes. Its the Lady Sunbringer that turned herself into a bangboo
>>575130417Not fat enough desu
>>575131419Theyre entirely different characters. Sunna is best for any attacker team and AoD and Remielle required 2 other Anomaly characters for her teams
>>575131419Grab Remielle and wait for Velina, she should rerun sooner rather than later
>>575131079Because I don't find anomaly teams fun except for the idols. No point in rolling for a character I don't need when Sanby and Idols brute force everything
I told ChatGPT to make a reference for chibi Lucia Elowen.
>>575131395>IIIT'S SHOWTIMEE!!!
>>575131079Not really my style + Aria rerun soon.
>>575131549Fuck her, she caved to the twitterfreaks and said the line about ICE
>>575131613Pretty cute>Role: Bangboo Merchantwhat?
>>575131079horse
Anyone unironically planning to build their Neko now?
>>575131760Idk why it said thatIt said something similar for Dialyn
>>575131079I didn’t skip her, I also didn’t skip norma because I just started playing and I like both of them
>>575130806Hopefully they learned their lesson by now. I bet it'll be downplayed into separate patches instead of taking up most of a season. Also they'll mix in more non-chink characters into the story so that it doesn't feel so bad.
Remielle and Lindverne waiting room
>>575131079I didn't, I lost the 50/50.Now I'm coping and hoping that there will be a future better option for Remi like it happened with Miyabi and Shunko.
>>575131079Velina is Yi Xuan 2.0, gimmick that seems strong in the beginning so retards roll only for attackers to come in and shit all over them. Wind Support will make use of Tempest Coefficient unlike Velina
>>575131176Got a picture of that?
>It really stops around 4am manila
>>575131841I don't have a Neko and I hope to get at least 1 on the next patch from the inevitable 50/50 losses. If I do get one, I really want to, yeah.
>>575131079But I didn't
>>575131613>>575131864They really like bangboos huh
>>575131937>Lindvernelmao
>>575131309>>575131549I hate this vapid whore so much
>>575132096bangboo game
God... I fucking love PAWGs...
>>575131941Remi is a support so there will be many
>>575131079Put me in the screencap
>vaguepostingSuicide NOW
>>575131613>>575131864Grok anon from last thread here, do you pay for a GPT sub?
>>575132242 for white men ONLY
>>575132242Too big for me… I can’t even get past those…
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/7304560/17849214666670038941.mp4
>>575132157she VILL be playable gwo
>>575132332nope
>>575131079Didn't like her enough, liked other characters around her and somebodies got to be a skip.
>>575131079I didn't? Wind seemed like Dendro to me
>>575131564imagine the seethe
>>575132390alright, awesome
Putting three babies inside Trigger before she hits menopause
>>575132242Bro how do asian bros cope with not being able to tap because they aint got enough meat?
You will end up rolling Remielle. Right now it’s 2 anomaly bosses per DA and Shiyu rotation. Then they’ll start pushing physical/ether resistant anomaly bosses. The house always wins. This game isn’t being designed to give you a choice in that matter.
>>575132356
>>575132282I hate this image
.
>>575132356analog horror creatura
>>575131079She is the definition of a metafag agent>Anomaly which is the only class metafags play>New element so metafags bite down in fear of missing out>Hoyo tells everyone she works with the VH so skeptical metafags bite down anyway>Has little no relevance in the story or events>Design isn't anything worth nothingAnyone with taste skipped that bitch
My opinion of post-Waifei patches, patch 2,7 and onwards has far too much technical jargon in the conversations.This is unnatural, and does not align with patch 1,0 1,1 1,2 etc.Too much forced tech jargon makes the characters unrealistic, uncharacteristic, and removes you from the immersion you previously knew.Developers need to Tone it the fuck down, they need to replay patch 1,0 and get grip.
>>575131613I didnt expect grok to mog hoyo's character design this bad
>>575132665When the hands that shaped the horizon
My only S rank anomalies are Aria and Alice. Can I play them toguether with remielle or I'm better off with a support like yuzu or nong or a A rank like piper on either of the those two third slot?
Real Question: why did you guys skip Ye shungaung?
>>575132607>it’s 2 anomaly bosses per DA and Shiyu rotationI have literally never used two anomaly teams on these kinds of rotations. Pyrois can brute force all anomaly nodes and if not him then Sigrid can do it when she releases
>>575132810They have to make up for the worldbuilding they failed to do during 1.0-2.5 anon while they were busy aura farming Yi Xuan and Miyabi fight scenes with no steaks
>>575132870Where do we start? 2.0 nearly fucking killed us look how much more active we've been with non schizoids here since 2.6+
>>575132869I think you'll get better results by playing either of them with Yu+Yuzu.
>>575132953Miyabi vs Shifu was more impressive than Remie vs Sunbringer.Maybe the genwunners were just... kinda mid.
>>575131841I already have
Cutehari Murphy
pulls count
I’ve realized that I greatly much much much prefer JKs to hags and lolis
>>575130623>>575132350>>575132606Bro... Vaginas get pushed out when girls bent over, evolution thought about everything... unless you have a literal one inch...
>>5751331312.6 was the least active patch, we had those infamous 17-20 hour threads, surely you typo'd a digit somewhere
>>575132810That's because we're long past the comfy worldbuilding stage of Hoyo games and we're well into the shounen anime universe-ending plotline part where everything has to constantly ramp up the "hype". It's just how Hoyo writes their games and yes it's shit. We'll get some more down to earth events on occasion but maybe like twice a year at this point on.
>>5751329531.4-2.5*
>>575132841creature
>>575133435He looks like a pedojeet, so he's probably just mad that he got filtered and the target audience kept beating him.
>>575131079What are you talking about?I didn't skip her!
>>575132607I'm already doing perfectly fine with the double anomaly shill. What now slurrper? Do you really think the m0w0 Remielle I'm pulling is needed at all or is it just a cope to justify her objectively dogshit kit?
>>575133435>20 hour threadsYeah they only started improving in 2.6 like I said 2.5 nearly actually killed us. China flopped
>>575133370I'm Korean.
>>575132870I got her on the rerun
>>575132953Everybody is turning into a scientist and I rugcking hate that.Only Norma Fairy are supposed to talk like that.They need to slow the fuck down, there is no need to re-explain to us what a hollow is, it feels like patch 2,7 was busy explaining to us again how datapiles work, this is not only unnecessary, it also assumes we are dumb as fuck and assume forgot everything from season 1.
>>575133370Could also just fuck her from the front yk, but if you're that small just use a cage don't curse your children
>>575132870M1 Alice >>>>>>
>>575133435I just assumed he was the usual schizophrenic pedophile who was melting ever since the trailer dropped and confirmed the focus would remain on Eldreda.
Is increased X attribute damage on Disk 5 a damage multiplier? As in 30% ether dmg, I will do 30% more ether dmg? I have a def main stat but a minor 24% crit dmg disk 5 for yixuan, but im wondering ai put a 30% increased ether dmg main disk 5 will provide more damage than that
>>575133370>unless you have a literal one inch...I have an almost 5 inch would that be enough for ramiel
>>575132870But not a single soul did
>>575133651>there is no need to re-explain to us what a hollow isOld players quit and they get new ones for 3.0 so yes they need to explain (they should start at 2.7 though)
Remember to not cheat on Remi or you get a BAD END
>>575133370Why do you think Asians are the biggest cheaters? Brother the average is like 3.5 in Asia they literally can't make it past those and can maybe get an inch in.
They laughed at 2.6 again, I need to start samefagging, immediately.
Sex with Fairy!!
People in China are turning the KFC AoD tote bag into wearable clothing.
>>575132870Didn't like playing her. Started with 2.5 so I missed the waifu peninsula fatigue people were talking about but after doing her village inside the sword event I didn't want to use her anymore.
Is this true chat?
>>575133357>135That's pretty weak
Its so over for my apex shitter ass
>>575132870her best teammates are zhao and sunna and she's a brick without them. ugly design that only chinkoids pulled forworst patch in our entire game that not even co-op kino could saveeverybody skipped and pulled aod instead
>>575133794I have the same dick size. Someone answer this man for our benefit and please say yes.
>>575130962That...makes sense actually.None of the Void Hunters have the level of responsibility Eldreda does, the closest being Yixuan but Suiban is like...two dozen people if we're being generous, and it's mostly self sustaining.Meanwhile Roscaeflier has to be at least a couple thousand or so people and it's own delicate infrastructure. It would make sense for the two of them to go be the forward force for any Hollow progress while Eldreda acts like a nuclear option
>>575133839If new players can't be bothered to play season 1, then they should just uninstall.
>>575133370>>575133867I have a 6 incher but I lie and say it's 4.5 inches because I have an SPH fetish...
>>575134014Uhhhh where's your Velina?
>>575133651gacha writers assuming that their audience is dumb as fuck are assuming correctly
>>575133957It is you you like using a rupture character
I'm a brown fragile minority, and I still get mad at Ye for being more popular than little kids. It's July. Something is deeply wrong with me but I won't get help.
>>575133935ewwwww
>>575133370I refuse to believe that, her ass is so genetically fat and my dick is too genetically small even at 7 inches so it just won’t work out. I’m so fucking cucked
>>575134057>reddit spacing
>>575131841Who do you think I am?
>>575133957nah I'm getting m2 jane and trigger's ball, my rupture bricks can rot on the bench
>>575133586Koreans can't be THAT small
>>575133370 Asian man X non asian is a less popular pairing because women can't stand sexual incompatibility unless you're rich or famous.
>>575134057>her best teammates are zhao and sunna and she's a brick without them>everybody skipped and pulled aod insteadhuh?
>>575134093Same
>>575133957I don't know who to use with her so I will be grabbing Trigger instead
>>575133935KFC and McDonalds on every corner. American fast food wonned. Kinda cute I guess?
>>575133370There's no way that someone is THAT small
>>575133957But what if i already have her?
Which country is the most suitable for Remielle Dan?
so what if its small
>>575134137This false flag doesn't really work because Shunko's best teammates are 3 different little girls.
>>575134302See >>575134717
>>575134073Doesn't make sense to make them play a season and style that's no longer representative of the game
>>575133932FAIRY LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
>>575134137it seems to upset you every time somebody reminds you of the fact that shungus has less art and porn that sunna aria or nangong.facts and data don't care about your feelings you lost again
>>575134624Groomed trans kids can actually have that kind of deformity if started on hrt early.I assume most Delulus are like this LOL
>>57513287095% ownership though
How many inches can they handle?
Sex with Belles
Don't worry /zzz/, your senior will love you regardless of the size!
It's not just inches its also that they're very thin too. I watch alot of JAV and "big" to a Japanese woman is like 5 inches lmao completely mogs all their boyfriends
>>575134717>>575134873Gook bwos...
>>575133957I only have Yidhari but I'll get her in the off chance the big sunbringer is fire rupture since we don't got that yet
>>575134994They are too young for that
Sex with Sunbringer and not Remielle.
Lucy-sama prefers 6in +
>>575134302The bitch on the video is probably 150cm btw.
>>575135076>we don't got that yetWhat?
G-guys!?
>>575135119BWEEEEEEH
There is NO reason to not build your Grace Howard btw
>>575134717Gookbros get memed on but the rest of Asia is .1 inch bigger they're just as small meanwhile the gap between asians and whites is literally double the size then you start to hit obscenely huge freak sizes at 7+ only deep dish pussy bitches want.
Who cares about size of your dick when you're incel who will never feel loved anyway?Ooh i have big dick, what am i going to do with it? Look at it?
>dick talk It's rabi hours now? I thought you faggots were discussing leaks
>>575135028WIFE!
Is every thread just two schizos screaming at or vagueposting about each other while screaming>tranny!these days?
>>575134995One Belle is enough to take on all of those Wises, the other two can watch and film
>>575135347I'm sorry you're going through that anon.
Remielle slowly corrupting Aria to do evil!Aria pushing an old lady into the middle of a busy intersection!
>>575135347>Asian incel has small cock and this is a constant living humiliation>White incel has big cock and laments he can't use itThese are not the same asianbro
im unironically 1.5 inches 3 hard
?
>>575135347>Ooh i have big dick, what am i going to do with it? Look at it?Not a single man thinks like that btw
>>575134884SEASON 1 EXISTSIT'S OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO GRAB IT
>>575135271Finally, someone posted the Fufu wizard hat...
Me with 5 inches the absolute average medium enjoying my life
Sunbringa will be special electric Rupture.>But she use fireDidn't stop Miyabi.
There is only 1 agent who will never judge you by your dick size.
>>575134717Remielle is the kind of girl who will call you small regardless even if you're too big
>>575134334Shame asian women are asian-sizen and thus still compatible with them
Sunna working at a taco bell when she isn't on tour with the angels of delusion, for privacy reasons, she works under the name Summer Breis.
>>5751356595 inches is not even 13cm, is that really the average?
>>575135347There are no big cock incels.
>>575135539WE'RE IN THE FUCKING HOYOVERSE NOW BITCHES
>>575133957does she have any uses outside rupture? no rupture but lucia a qt
>>575135643here's another most people don't repost
>>575135539Cubes cannot be used as VFX effects unless it's some kind of reference or connection with a previous character that did.
TOPS should kidnap Sunna
>>575135076I only have hari also but M1 will at least enable her to clear things comfortably for longer
>>575135585Nah he's right
As a woman, I prefer small to medium length because big ones hurt and doesn't make sex enjoyable.
This thread went to shit quickly.
>>575135793There are, if they're manlets.
>>575135775i miss 0,1 inches but let me cope
I don't read the story anymore so who is Remielle and what is her goal? And is she, god forbid, a bong?
>>575135775porn ruined everybodies perception most cocks are not that big desu women just fetishize big dicks like we do big asses and tits
>>575135775There's no reliable study but apparently yes
>>575135938Don't worry, the last thread was bad too. Since the trailer reminded "hodos" and "pemos" that the main characters are women.
as-per the 2.4 maintenance thread /zzz/ is full of musky hairy uncut BROWN cock #btw
>>575135938no? bros talk about their cocks all the time on /vg/
>>575136057there is a reason why most of the straight shota + onee san is mostly a female fetish...
>>575135956No chance. having a big dick is the ultimate power. You pretty much only need a big dong and being able to last more than 10min to get any bitch you want even the really slutty ones to do what you say.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE NYAZ NORMA EDIT OF DO YOU LIKE MY SILLY HAT YOU ARE A ENEMY OF CHRIST
>>575135938You say this every thread
>>575135937Indeed girliepop slay yass
>>575135937Getting your uterus pounded does not feel good hentai lies it actually kind of hurts.
>>575135672that's so fucking hot
>>575135539AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>575136189Wrong, manletism overrides any benefits you had. It's like saying obese woman is hot because she has huge tits.
>>575136106>culture warrior trying to pretend he's not part of the reason threads are shit
Are you as big as Beowulf-sama?
desu im a mulatto motherfucker with like 13-14 cm so i never had a chance wish i won the lottery and was a born a full white dude though
Best agents to use against big mobs?
>>575136131Gonna need that archive link, I know you have it saved.
>>575136057>big assesIt's only US that does it while having dicks smaller than EU. Isn't it weird? Wouldn't guys with small penises prefer petite women?
>>575136131I saw alot of big white cock in that thread. Piper-anon and Burnice anon had some huge white cocks
How big is Wise?
>>575134093How does one obtain this fetish
>>575136189If this were true lesbians wouldn't exist
We don't roll for dogshit around these parts
>>575136263I only got here 40 minutes ago.
>>575135539It's over. Season 4 is the ZZZ/HSR/HI3 crossover arc, isn't it? 6th Street is starting to feel so far away....
What the hell is happening in this thread right now, why is r9k leaking again
Here's your Anby Demara, bro
>>575136383Miyabi. EX special will probably fill her points in one go, then hold BA to clear them.
>>575136443He's Chinese
I just hit 350 pulls saved. Is Norma any good without her ball for Eve/Pyrois, or should I HODL for whatever future agents we get? If it matters, I have The Foof and Dialyn.
>>575136428>only da US loves big assesshut the fuck up nerd rent free
>>575136320????But she is
DIOS MIO...
>>575136443He's an average everyman, so logic dictates he's got an everyman penis size of 5 inches.
>>575136380I wish I had a 14cm, stuck with 12.5/13
>>575136502we found the 0.6% account
>>575136547I miss that genuine /r9k/ retard who tried to make it a feminist conspiracy theory every time that biology contradicted his headcanons.
>>575136593The whole point of getting Norma is getting her ball because it’s buffs are the equivalent of a entire support character
>>575136383The biggest AoE in the game.
>>575136383Void hunters. Among the common man is picrel, she has insane pull range in her basic, Velina for autoplay with tornado, and Evelyn for free lasso spam.
women rather you be tall than hung but if you're tall + hung and are still sexless it's your own fault unless you're really ugly or obese
>>575136547/r9k/ and /pol/ leak constantly because the janitors don't do their jobs. Mods don't care, either, because containment board leaks fuel posting activity which makes the site's numbers look better.
>>575136637Wrong. The moment they take off the outfit that's holding their fat in position for these photos all you get is a sludge beast that smells bad
>>575136428>It's only US that does it No, we love them here in brazil too>Wouldn't guys with small penises prefer petite women?Maybe, but big butts are hotter
>>575136593Norma actually becomes a sub dps with her engine putting out like 35% of team damage
>>575136670Claret is LONG.
>>575136428>Wouldn't guys with small penises prefer petite women?Anon, the hottest thing about having a thick cock is putting it inside some skinny 147cm bitch and seeing her distend.
>>575136593You're not a new player, you should be able to decide for yourself.
>>575136593dialyn is slightly worse with those two but not enough to justify getting normie unless you're short on endgame teamsalways hodl
>>575136637Is this an actual slampig
>>575131261I commanded Trigger to shot that abominable creature and dump its body in Cinder LakeI will not suffer it to set one foot upon the floor of my video store
Shungy loves Sunny
>>575136637Her face is cute but wrong body
>>575136992Sunna wouldn't say that
>only NA likes big asses and titsSo you're telling me EU prefers women like this?
Is this the Sunna sex thread?
>>575137036truth nuke
Honestly how am I going to build Hugo, Seed and Sigrid next patch I’m bricking my account
>>575136851a little spillage is the best part>>575137010ceoofgothicc
Why are they called ''Void Hunters'' anyways?You can't hunt the void as a concept, they arent called hunters from the void and they don't come from the void anyways so why?
Short women with huge asses
Yes, no euro king was keeping harems of obese fucks
I think a woman being able to lovingly suck a whole cock is hotter than just sucking the damn head because head too big and the rest gets jerked off
>>575136927I get that, but without a thick cock, you would have to fuck a child for that feeling...
>>575137246thats a freaking child
>>575137215They hunt in the void?
Don't drop the game pls
>>575134717>SEA sizedJust execute me
>>575137179I would imprint myself onto her womb and blank out the faces of every man before me. I'd walk around town proud with this chubbby piece of fuckmeat.Asian men just can't appreciate a nice soft thick squishy woman like this
>>575137082Is that a fucking skinwalker
>>575137326actual granny
>>575137257Thats true but women should be able to suck whole 20cm cocks anyways. If she can't, she isn't a good woman
>>575137326Imagine the footjobs
okay but that image is years outdated i bet the averages in US and EU are much lower now since we have so many fucking foreigners outranking the BWC chuds
what the fuck even is this thread
>>575134717>USA and China, the biggest countries on earth are below 5>somehow global average is 5.5
>>575134717germanGAWDS mog all of you. Can confirm I'm slightly above it
>>575135347It’s fun knowing that it’s bigger than yours troonxiesis lmao
>>575137673Smartest snek with an actually good question
SO LADIES IF THE BUTT IS ROUNDAND YOU WANNA TRIPLE X THROWDOWNDIALYN 1-900-MIX-A-LOTAND KICK THEM NASTY THOUGHTS
>>575135815None at all sorry bwo
>>575137673That means India, with a population of 1.4B is raising the average.
I'm thinking about the anniversary freebies and I'm unsure of how to proceed. I have Sanby and Trigger at M0 and lack their wengines, I occasionally throw Piper into an anomaly team when I need to for physical damage. I did also see anons talk about about how Promeia (my beloved) benefits from Vivian but ever since grabbing velina she seems even more capable of nuking enemies with abloom. I'm looking at whether I should grab an engine for Sanby or Trigger and which agent is the best value proposition
>>575137782L.A. FACE BUT AN OAKLAND BOOTY
I leave for one hour to Costco and this is what I come home to.
Are you getting your goat??
>>575137851I mean they must have SOMETHING there that makes them have 6+ kids
>>575129341Why does she have Anby's burger eyes...
>>575133865I live for the danger
>>575137967I already have her. So I'm getting M1W1 now for free.
>>575137928I hope you got us all those 1200 calorie hotdogs
Yixuan didn't manage to do anything than Fufu and Pan didn't do too, she literally has no feats
>>575134717>>575137684FUCK FUCK FUCKIF THEY HAD WON AND ETHENIC CLEANED THE WORLD I COULD HAVE AN ACTUAL COCK TODAY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>575137967nyes
>>575137673US has alot of foreigners bringing our averages in EVERYTHING down>IQ, HeightEverything gets lowered because we have 50m mexicans here now
I would unironically rather have 30-60 more pulls from the anniversary than get a free Lucia + weapon. I would at least guarantee a Remielle than an m1 Lucia
>>575137928did you get the wings for me
>>575137875Investing further in a weak team is not the best idea, the best pick is Lucia and her w-engine. If you already have her at m0w1 it's still Lucia but some other w-engine, doesn't really matter.
I'm finally going to do Shiyu. Wish me luck bro
>>575138136trade offer>worthless statisticsin return>lawn gets mowed and burritos get rolledaccept?
>>575138060Got a big ol' hotdog, pepperoni pizza slice, and a lemonade for $3.50 >>575138185I forgot sorry champ
this is my plan for 3.1what do I do with the third rupture slot?
>>575133865AIEEEEEEE
Statement: I think it would be really cool if we got a killbot who had no remorse for its actions and in fact desired to kill even more meatbags than they already have
>>575138298Fat fuck
How impossible is it to get these things without whaling? I just want Qingyi
>>575138346fufu
>>575137325Some women are that tight, with good angles or a really thin whore it is not hard to make it bulge.Height doesn't actually impact their size much if at all but it still makes it hot.
>>575133865Looks pretty good to me
>>575132242How do boobs make a *glorp* sound?
>>575137082What the fuck
I can’t wait until 3.5 when we get a random guy that has never been in the story before show up but somehow is extremely important to Roscaelifer and take all the blame for the playable character that would never do anything wrong and they were mislead the entire time as a perfect scapegoat to advance the plot
>>575138425You can get two in the upcoming spending event
>>575138346Use Manato with Norma and either get Dialyn for Pyrois or level up Nicole.
>>575138281>50m foreigner rapists and anchor babies from 82iq mestizo honduran mothers for le burritoshit trade
We love KFC here
>>575138298Fufu please think of the calories....
The physical girls are having a meet up today
>>575138425>How impossible is it to get these things without whalingWhy would you want to lose that many 50/50s?
We need a true Black Queen agent.
>>575138478If you had K-cup hangers that were all oiled up and sloshing around imagine if one of them clapped against the other, like an all consuming void
>>575137673South asia has 2B people and then there is Korea Japan and the rest of SEA. It makes no sense
Shungy is hogging Sunna again when will it be my turn
>>575138450I don't have fufumy stunners are lycaon, norm, and the a-ranks>>575138528isn't norma better for pyrois? giving him free ults doesn't seem very useful
Playing dumb until Remi rapes me
>>575138584Time to get... Physical!
>>575138527>without whaling?Isn't that $100 minimum to get them?
>>575138786You're right, she's slightly better than Dialyn for Pyrois but Manato is weaker and needs Norma more.
>>575138854$100 in SEA or SA is a month's wage.
>>575137875Which supports do you have for Trigger+Sanby? their engines are very good
>>575138854Sorry, didn't realize it was that steep to get them
>>575137463>should be able to suck whole 20cm cocks anywaysthey literally only suck the tip and that's not as erotic as swallowing it all up
>>575137673Count all of SEA/ASIA/South America and thats where the averages come down because they're malnourished
>>575138690I wouldn't. I wish they made some other way to get them.
Your bodyguard and chauffer. Questions?
>>575138992Can she be impregnated?
>>575137967Yummy
>It stalls on the most valuable prices at the end only to give you the garbageEvil.
>>575138992Dumb yurislop just like Clorinde in Genshin. She's nothing without Astra, a noncharacter. Same goes to Promeia.
Whalebros, instead of mindscapes I lowkey wish we can get a stack of these instead.
>>575138527It's not worth spending that much money on a silly gacha game.
>>575138854$95 with vpn, you don't even need to clean out all double top ups for that. You can stock up on 180 days of monthly passes that you would buy anyway.
>Sunbringer: Welcome to the team Remielle.>Remielle: HEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!The fuck is her problem?
>>575138921alright, I'll see if I can manage enough pulls for dialyn glad she's at the tail end of 3.1 and not first with remi
Who else is getting Trigger? Mine will become M2W2
>>575137967Is her butt better than Triggers?
>>575139153she likes her senpai... a lot I guess
>>575138580>Ketchup sticking onto a hologram projection Wtf
>>575139120...
>>575139174I like her a lot but I don't really need more stunners
We love Cissia and Billy here
+1 bibi
>>575138215NTA, what if I'm new?
>>575139347The hologram is actually a hard light entity and is fully physically realized, as evidenced by footprints in the sand and Bubblegum's own existence
>>575139445
>>575139152All the calculations I saw had you buy way more than just the monthly pass otherwise I would maybe bite.
We love Cissia here. I hate roombas
>>575139153Oh no, She's English Dub Sigma from MEGAMAN X4???
Post forgotten characters
>>575139474Depends, who do you have, who do you plan to pull?
>Random thoughtPlayed a few other gacha games, the SFX in this game is pretty good, especially when using headphones. Examples: parry sound, anomaly trigger sounds, disorder etc.
Good news for Burnice fans.Even though Pen Ratio on Remielle disc 5 won't be effecive, the Pen Ratio from Burnice C2 WILL be effective.>Thermal Penetration is applied to the enemy,It's a de-buff that applies on Opponent, rather than on Remielle herself.So the Burnice C2 should work for all 3 DPSs in the team.
>>575139656The entire Kaldobog faction. Or Bolderbog. What were they called?
I'm picking Hugo from the selector because I'm a Personafag
>>575139656That's our new Nekomata!
>>575139656I'm so lucky I skipped I can get her over getting kotted or knotted
>>575138136yeah, its the foreigners sure
>>575139174ROUGH SEX WITH HAILEY!!
>>575139126>Buy these with money>Use them>The disc then just has it's stats go into DEFFUCK that.
Promenia killed two people infront of Cissia and permanently scarred her for life and he never apologized and was more concerned about not being able to pet Chalky
So are these previews all just telling us that all the VH/VH level agents are roughly equal? Mibibi vs Shifu ended in a draw, and Remi vs Sunbringer ended in a draw (Sunbringer won R1 and Remi tricked Sunbringer to win R2).
>>575139917you should be bagging groceries for fat white people right now and begging god to send you a white woman who will date a 5'5 brown man instead of posting schizoid agendas about dick sizes
>>575139781Grace got buffs but yeah Anton and Ben might not even be fixable
>>575139778I've only seen good news for Burnice since Velina came out
>>575140306Sex with neither because my wife released in Season 1 and I'm not an unfaithful scumbag.
>>575139692Well I have Veli, YSG, Pryrois, Sunna m2w1 (it is a long story how she ended up like that but it wasn't because of whaling), I plan on getting Dailyn and Sunbringer. I've built my Nicole, Von Lycan, Manato, Pulchra, and Piper to try and fill out my teams for the content that I can do right now. I was thinking of getting Trigger simply because I like her but I heard that she needs her Wengine to be viable and Lucia is the best choice no matter what but I'm unsure.
Dating Sunbringer and friendzoning Remielle.
They're going to do S Pulchra and she's going to be VH level because they're pumping her with Nitro-Fuel like she's Bane
>>575140428based
Pumping Sunna full of KFC
>>575140453 (Me)I also plan on getting Ramiel and Astra too if that helps.
>>575140548I like it but she needs a Batman to break upon her knee
>>575140023Too afraid to show someone actually getting on top.Sunbringer can delete hollows (apparently), so how fucking stronger would Remi need to be to defeat her?At the same time, if you want to sell your newest VH why would you show them getting mogged on their own demo trailer?I wish they would realize that most people couldn't care less, on the contrary, people actually like difference in power levels.
>>575139656>have every character going to standard banner/shopmaybe I shouldn't have dickrolled so much, so many characters that got benched right after using them two or three times
Impregnating Sunbringer and not Remielle.
ok wtf do I have to do here?I have more power, I have a shield breaker and I still get fucked in the assI can't even kill ONE of them
>>575140306Many are saying this.
SUNBRINGER ONLY CARES ABOUT BANGBOO AND IS JUST SAD SOME HAD TO DIE
>Eldreda isn't the one Remielle wants to killCalled it. Lindverne is the secret ethereal.
>>575140687sex with haglina
Impregnating all 3 Sunbringers, Remielle, Velina, The Defiler and Yixuan's ethereal sister
>>575140645Promeia, obviously.
Marriage with kuudere Sunbringer wife and not pink slutty skanks like Remielle.
>>575139592It's 7-8 monthly passes, bp, one 6480 and one 1980 bundle, with vpn it's all just below 100 usd depending on your credit cards JPY exchange rate.
I went to KFC like 2 months ago because it was across the street from the bookstore and there was this fat black guy who took my order. When I said I wanted hot honey on my sandwich they only gave me a single squirt. The chicken was dry. All the tables to sit down were dirty. It was a horrible experience and I’ll never go there again.
...
>>575140943Hot honey is a meme bwi
>>575140823That feels like too dainty a grip for how large that mug is. How much finger strength does Severian have?
>>575140914You can't get 8 passes can you?
>>575140775They're invincible but hurt themselves when they ult. You need to wait them out until they kill themselves.
>open launcher>see norma's covered up design>remember how pdos cried for it to be reverted, but were gatekept by the based devsFeel good man.
Sex with Sunbringer AND Remielle AND Miyabi AND Ye Shunguang
>>575140802Isn't she only 30 at the most?
>>575141008It’s good thoughbeit especially on chicken
>>575141080>You need to wait them out until they kill themselves.ok and how do I do that? I get killed before they kill themselves
>>575141087Poor Yixuan being left out...
>>575141087You are cringe and brown as fuck, midget boy.
>>575129235I love miss Dan a lot, but her wings is just such a turnoff. Why couldn't they be at her shoulders? Her butt wings just make her creepy
>>575140687What was her whole "I won't count this as in your loss" all about? Was the her acknowledging SB's concern for her safety that left her open? Seems like a weird concern to be worried about someone getting hurt if you were already blowing up shit while you were attacking them in your "spar".
>>575140775Use Avacaboo and put Baddieboo up front. Also use the Lionboo who gives himself a shield on Ult.
Fess up.Which one of you made this?I'm not mad, I just want to talk.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv39zHIdmy8
>>575141084>based devsha! you called Waterkuma based
>>575140453I recommend Trigger with her weapon. You can use her with Pyrois and Nicole/Astra. YSG/Dialyn/Sunna and Piper/Velina/Remi for the other two teams? Trigger is the best pick for your account and you like her so I don't see a reason to get Lucia instead.
>>575141190Use Bolion and a healer + shield generating boos to sustain yourself
>>575141087Miyabi will win the Wisebowl with forced marriage, but her victory will forever be tainted by that night with Seth staying over at Sixth Street.
I should probably up my disc on Eve, but she made it
>>575141087Anon, you left out the most powerful VH...you'll die attempting to fuck that money powerful women too...
How strong is Severian, realistically? He's in charge of all law enforcement in New Eridu and he's the boss of people like Zhu Yuan (a once peer to Miyabi), so he's got to be at least on the level of the Krampus Judges.
>>575141284fired. not a dev. get rekt
The Bangboo version of Come Alive is better than the original
>>575140943Chicken sandwhich anywhere but the good places like Chic-fil-a is a meme but sometimes yeah you get the lazy fucker employee who gives you trash.Then you tell them to remake it and watch so they don't spit in it
>>575130970>ground walkers cant get their shit together in over 20 years>helped save civilization and yet all you have to show for it is a floating city occupied by rabbits>cant contain the creators threat>military is useless>TOPS has their grubby hands in everything>hollows are going berserk>have to invite outsiders in which is causing all sorts of political issues>one department cant stop blowing shit up and is a denny black hole>White Star is out of the picture>Helios students are running amok and one of them is now a leader of a section of aforementioned TOPS while the other is running an underground Bangboo gang>spacial fissures are popping up like weeds everywhere>a former ally and hate-fuck partner shows up to have a le dance party>joyous won't hobble out of the Minotaur Maze and limp over to clean up the ever-eroding Rosetta Data>Arche fucked off somewhere>Colonel Vike is MIA along with the merc group's descendants which are more than likely dead>The only real possible partner, Phatheon, is allied with aforementioned fucking hate-fuck assassinI WONDER WHAT HAPPEND?!
>>575138425I play since day 1 and have boughtered about 800€ or so in this game and still don't have an M6 standard
>>575141234thank you anon
>>575141348>a once peer to MiyabiThat means nothing lol
I downloaded the game after seeing Trigger, big titty shifu and the angel. If i open the game now, will i get any of these easily?Love a good story, so that's the main reason i downloaded it since it seems to be full of those, but i also demand big titty girls given to me.
>>575141352ha! you called Atwo based
>>575141272>Eyes don't have the star markYeah she's a fake.
>>575140039I'm not brown, and I don't want a white woman, most entitled and whorish creatures on earth. Keep coping
>>575141467Yes, you can get Trigger and her weapon in the anniversary freebies and the angel is featured for the next anni banner, which are coming in a few days>Love a good storyI have news for you... the story of ZZZ sucks
https://poal.me/9dc7c2>https://poal.me/9dc7c2https://poal.me/9dc7c2>https://poal.me/9dc7c2So what will you do for Remielle's release?
>>575141467You can get Trigger for free next week with the Anniversary.Shifu won't be for a while, and if Angel you mean Remeille she's the rate up character for the next patch
>>575135815She enables easy 5 second farming with Zhao and Shungus
>>575141287>YSG/Dialyn/Sunna and Piper/Velina/Remi for the other two teamsYeah those were the teams that I planned on building. Thanks Anon for the help
>>575141454It does, Zhu is stronger than a lot of other Agents by virtue of being someone that Miyabi still respects greatly. It would not be exaggeration to say Zhu could solo the Belobog, Hares (pre-silly), housekeeping and most of the sons gangs on her own. Zhu Yuan should not be much weaker than someone like Dialyn or Zhao if we consider Judges to be the high tier alongside Section 6. Severian naturally has to be someone a lot more formidable than her otherwise he would not be the commish. Strong people get better positions in this series.
>>575141348I mean, there's no real that the administrator of a police department should be more combat-capable than all the officers. That said, being playable means he obviously IS combat-capable, but we've seen very little of Severian so far outside his interactions with Cissia.
>>575141653I dunno, i saw that toegirl's story and thought it was pretty bittersweet. I'm a sucker for these "smaller" sad stories.>>575141705Thanks, maybe i should actually get my ass into starting my account then
>>575140969Thinking of cock
>Lucy if Caesar didn't come back
>>575141790if I marry sigrid and velina, doesn't that mean I'm norma's dad twice?
>>575141720Got Seed
Taking Seed's segway from her and laughing at her being forced to actually walk.
>>575129857she's a fucking nerd but in an endearing way
>>575141954>This triggers her Etheric Other awakening and Anon gets vaporized by a lightning bolt the size of a train
Impregnating Yixuan, Anby, Harin, Twiggy, Girl A-Z, Shungus, Fufu (but she made me save her inferior race), Redeeming Twiggy, and killing Sarah
>>575141863Sir, I wish to fuck your daughter.
>>575129857It's legitimately hilarious that they put her entire model in the game and let us meet her BEFORE they gave her 1000cc implants and a BBL.That's fucking CANON man, there is no other way that she just got bigger boobs between quests.
>>575141809That would only have weight if Miyabi was a battle maniac and only respected people she considers strong, which we know isn't the case. They were just classmates and childhood friends and she respects that Zhu isn't autistic like her.
>>575141815The story of ZZZ is what you make it.People on here expect some Shakespearean sonnet from chinks and then pout when something is just like X or Y from media type A or B. To be fair and balanced, the story has...changed...from Season 1, but Season 3 still "feels" like ZZZ. Some stories within the overarching scope of the game are arguably and objectively better than others, but you WILL come across a character and/or story that you jive with and it lets you tolerate (and sometimes even branch out) into enjoying other stories. For me, Manato went from a total yawn to one of my more favorite agents lore wise over time.For your account, START NOW. Get any and all pre 3.1 gifts, events, perks, and codes into your account NOW >you'll have to play the game until level 5 for everything i mentioned, do that asap, the moment you reach level 5 do itI'd type more but I'm hungry, my iron is low, and I'm out of beer.
>>575141409Don't thank me just yet
>>575136189I'm 6ft, 6in and worth in cyber security and I'm a 30yo virgin.But that's mainly bc I spent my time playing lol, wow, ffxiv and now gacha and never cared about girls.Will probably try to find someone soon though
SOON
>>575142171God I wish Zhao said that to me
She giv u this lookwat do
>>575141397>The only real possible partner, Phatheon, is allied with aforementioned fucking hate-fuck assassinThis one deletes my sidesWhy the fuck are we so chill with an Assassin? Mind you, she never tries to explain herself (as if trying to murder someone has some justification), so from Phatheon's perspective she should be just some crazy bitch who even used them to get her weapon
SEVEN MOREHOURS
>>575142048>Yi Xuanfilled with Miasma, doubt a baby could survive in there.>Anbyclone soldiers traditionally cannot reproduce in media>ShungusYou would never be able to reach her womb with your pathetic man-penis>FufuKinda irresponsible that she isn't pregnant right now.
>>575142247Looks like another case of totally-not-lesbians doing womanly things together.
Still the best trailer hype, 3.0 fumbled so badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffubdFPFlS8
>>575139778Does Burnice want to change her 4p to Freedom Blues in a Velina/Remielle team?
>>575141815Flora's story is one of the best and it's an agent side story. The main story is not very good frankly.It has gotten a lot better in Season 3 so far but story is definitely not the main attraction of this particular game
Yujiro Hanma kicking in the doors to Suibian Temple and dropping a thoroughly beaten up Fufu to the ground before declaring he wants to meet this so-called "high preceptor" for a little spar.
>>575142361Never doubt a rapist
>>575142223Nigger i don't care about "shakespearean" or "masterwork", i just enjoy emotional stories. be them sweet or sad. I'm not playing a fucking gacha expecting a generational masterclass in a story that'll affect my life for the next 10 years, unlike what a lot of post Genshin-release gacha players seem to expect.
>>575142387Nah. Prophecy alone is better.
>>575142048Cissia?
>>5751410708 will be overkill by at least 19 days if you have 0 days on the monthly pass when the patch starts, but the 11 days it does add gives (660 poly) + 300 mono for that price still beats out buying the 300 monochrome bundle for the same price which only gives 600 with double top up. Only do this if you don't plan on swiping out the entire store anyway.Whether you can top up 7 or 8 times depends on how many days you have remaining right now. Top up max is 179 days. Patch lasts 42 days. That's 221 days. 7 monthly (210 days) will fit in. You need to buy 5 monthly on day 1 of the patch and then the remaining monthlies on the last day to max it out. It depends on how many days you have remaining now, if you already bought monthly and have more than 5 days remaining when the patch starts, you can only buy 7 monthly.
>>575142340Likely.However, TBF, Cissia points this out at the end of S2 where she says something like>YOU MET A MANIAC?! DON'T DO THATHowever however, Remi did talk to Phatheon after their nightmare and Phatheon offered to help Remi with her Ether Card for the tournament which broke since she tried to fucking cheat. However however howeverWe must not forget she also helped us not go psycho ourselves, its a weird "objectives align but i'm doing it for me" on both sides.
>>575142014>>575142170>>575142276
>>575141859>tfw we hav to wait for Nicole to even have a chance at SLucyIts not FAIR
Come back home
>>575142483Yixuan proceeding to crush him flat like a can immediately after.
>>575142642>S LucyJesus christ, what a waste of resources.
>>575142829My home is not in China
>>575142247the one on the right is gigacute
>>575142829/ourfamily/...
What if Hagbringer walked in on Draecena giving (you) motherly nursing handjob?
>>575142570She's too dumb to be impregnated, would most likely be a retard babby
>>575142625HOW 'BOUT I FLICK YOUR SHIT
>>575142829Waifei sucks. Come live with me and Norma in Roscaelifer, Fufu.
>>575142923...and the shit ass fuccboi who released the Creator.
>>575142642Calm down, Kets.
>>575142829>never bothered to design or model the interior of the actual temple
>>575142963*punch*
Cissia has baby fever
>>575142606>We must not forget she also helped us not go psycho ourselves, its a weird "objectives align but i'm doing it for me" on both sidesNot really, it's completely one sided, there hasn't been single moment where she did not manipulate Phatheon.Even at the end of 3.0, the logical conclusion someone in the same situation would make is:>she helped me, but just to use me again for her objectives or bring me to her side
>>575143105snake mating practices are not something you should research...
>>575142625
>>575141215You are trans
Spulchra would actually make sense.
>>575142829isn't it funny how Shifu let the temple to basically rot until we came around. Does Shifu actually do anything
>>575142829Fufu!
>>575142829>>575143062>Waifei was just two streets and an alleyway>Roscaelifer is an entire citynot fair
Does Chalky stay on during seggs
>>575142829>no temple interior>no training montage>no kung fu posing on a log against the sunset>no martial arts contest against rival schoolsI liked (most) of the Yunkui crew but god damn did they do fucking nothing with the martial arts theme.
Am I retarded?Where do I farm basic / standard tapes after the initial ... 20 levels or so?How do I "farm" for dialyn in a few days?
>>575143242Im not a furry BUT
Man, I love Remielle
>>575142829I wonder what fufu is up to these days...
have you gotten all (or most) of the polychromes form Hollow Zero before they replace it with the new extraction mode?
>>575143242cats hate to get wet
>Severian patch>we get S-rank male>more Cissia story guaranteed>probably Seth and Jane around tooThis will be absolute KINO.
>you need more characters in your account anon>more characters = more choices = playing into late game weaknesses>you dont really need the weaponsi went to my cousin and played a little in his acc 100% f2p the bastard has m2w1 yixuan, m2w1 shungus, m1w1 eve, m1w1 velina, m0w1 lucia, m1 vivian, astra, sunna, zhao all with their wengines and doesnt have other characters at all and does 120-150k shiyus and 9* da's since forever i came home feeling like i got one of those "you fell for it" awards
>>575143405She's foofing, as usual.
>>575143415>t. doesn't know tigers love water
>>575143356go to the training guide at the top right of the character menu and then click the item that it lists that you need, and hit GO and it will auto-teleport you to the location and individual menu that will allow you to do the content that gets you the materials.
[Good News] I finally used my brain to read and did Annihilation Simulacrum
>>575143458I hope Promeia gets to assassinate Severian and toss his corpse over Roscaelifer. I know it won't ever never happen but hope is free
>>575143139 (me)btw I'm very aware that at the end there will be some plot twist, I'm just putting myself on Phatheon's perspective.
Sunna, Nangong and Aria getting bumrushed and punched down by Senator Armstrong as he screams "DAAUGH" at the top of his lungs before he tells them he's making the mother of all omelettes here, can't fret over every egg just before he punches them to slide across the floor while chuckling, they all retaliate by punching him a lot and asking why he won't die, he responds by saying "You can't hurt me, Angels" before ripping his shirt off and going "Nanomachines, son" before he begins rapidly punching them while saying "don't fuck with this Senator" before he gives a really big punch that causes a huge explosion and kills them all.
>>575143305Chalky takes part
I miss them
>>575143398*divebombs you*
>>575143475You need as many characters as you can get without swiping, and you only ""need"" the w-engines on like 3 characters due to stat break points. Other than that, every character is fine / great in end game.I'm sorry you feel for it. Only swipe for what you REALLY REALLY REALLY like.
>>575143529Fufu is a tigerPulchra is just a human-sized house cat.Which is weird because the "fanbase" absolutely went crazy with "totally organic" cat memes about Fufu but not for Pulchra
>>575143458Honestly I'm very curious what the fuck he wants with Roscaelifer, because the flying city should be outside of PubSec's jurisdiction as an independent city-state.
>>575143475>you need more characters in your account anonHUH? No one ever says this when talking about meta and clearing stuff, specially if you're f2p.Pulling any character without thinking is for Waifu niggas or collectionfags.
Fufu is quite ugly, not gonna lie.
Shit I accidentally impregnated Ellen
>>575143475>you dont really need the weapons>sig is just 15% better than a f2p optionYeah but it's multiplicative, each vertical upgrade multiplies your dps by 1.15 (and some are +25%) and the difference becomes massive.
>>575143740Pulchra doesn't give me cat vibes at all. She's not even referenced as a cat except by burnice twice when she's introduced.For foof, they leaned in heavily with the chink themes, her EP and MV are amazing, full of memes in of themselves, etc. Pulchra was just >haha look she's getting a massage don't you goon you gooner?
>>57514324224 hours of nonstop sex with Pulchra
>>575143775i thought remielle was a pubsec suspect in the first place which is why cissia participated in the tourney for leads
>>575143360Pulchra is definitively furry because she has a snout. Congratulations, if you fapped to Pulchra, you are furry now. The psyop has succeeded, begin your downward spiral into degeneracy.
>>575142385Pulchra has pretty eyes
>>575143963>>575144032How would sex with a thiren feel like?
>>575142387Fake auraslop
>>575143775My guess is he’s working on behalf of the mayor for something
Why does Fufu have allat?
>>575143928>don't you goon you gooner?But of course, I'll be taking my 6 Pulchras now please
Shit I purposefully impregnated Remielle
>>575142606Yeah but we're now helping her assassinate Dracanae who SPECIFICALLY sought to cure us of Pyrosis going full Vasto Lord on us.Unless of course it's not Dracanae
>the only foods i can eat in my area are canned, frozen, so peppery nothing can survive in the environment, or vacuum sealed before transportCan't eat fresh veggies, you'll get the trotsCan't eat beef, you'll get cow disease and break your wallet.So here I sit with my FUCKING NOODLES watching reactions to 3.1 videos and crying.
The character who rings her bell.Say her name.
I'm in my 30s now and I've never experienced love before. I hope you 4chan gacha posters don't face the same fate I have.
>>575143458Artist name?
>>575143954Remielle wasn't a criminal on the ground but not sephiroth was very concerned that someone who could time stop ethereals and came to the conclusion this person has to be watched ( or controlled if you want to make assumptions). I don't recall if he got word from Roscalifer that this person was also a wanted criminal from above
I cannot stop beating my meat to Piper Wheel of Zenless Zone Zero.
>>575144276Nekomata...
>>575144032She's a cutie
>>575144284uhhh what is that thing beneath zhu's bust...?
Rolling by on a skateboard and slapping the burger out of Anby's hand just as she's about to take a bite and then laughing all the way. Fuck is she gonna do about it?
>>575144105Well, for Pulchra's circumstance, her kind would be used to experiencing pain on the out-stroke, but that triggers their orgasm and ovulation. However, male thirens likely mate for substantially shorter periods of time which means that humans would have the advantage of endurance, you could go for way longer than she is prepared for and start to make steam shoot out of her ears.Blowjobs would be bad, she has carnivore teeth with large incisors. Her tongue is probably barbed as well, which might be nifty for kissing but also bad for blowies. There would really be no avoiding getting many small hairs stuck between your teeth.
>>575139126Nah they're still rigged I don't even use them anymore it's too irritating
>>575144482This is how you get Twiggy.Do you want TWIGGY?!
Sex with Pulchra.Sex with Burnice.Sex with Pulchra and Burnice.Also sex with the rest of the Sons of Calydon.
>>575139174I could but I think Lucia M1 will be better for me than Trigger M1. Only one team I use Trigger in but every of my ruptures wants Lucia
>>575144284I'm 37.I'm absolutely fucked unless I somehow get contacted by some millionaire to do some Youtube video challenge for money, but isn't a psycho like Mr.Beast.
>>575144227Do you live in Antartica? Wtf anon?
>>575144556>Do you want TWIGGY?!Yes.But I also want Anby.
>>575144284
>>575144284Just turned 34, I'm retired, been in a long-term relationship for the last six years, and there's a box of fresh cookies on the counter I was sent for my birthday as a surprise.
>>575144638I live in the middle of ass-blast-disease burgerland atm
>>575144738At least someone gives a shit about you to give you fresh cookies.
>>575144564
>>575144879Did I stutter? Take off your pants.
>>575144284Don’t worry I’m 56 and a virgin
>>575143928We really don't have a proper Cat Agent to pull for despite the popularity of nemonimis
>>575144837You could’ve just said Texas
>>575144284No girlfriend is better than bad girlfriendMy last "girlfriend" told me all relationships are transactional.She was dating a number of other guys at the same time that I don't even care to guess.Imagine talking to someone for several hours of every day and then you wake up blocked
For anyone wondering, you are shit out of luck for getting the bangboo hat and completing the full art is bangboo eventYou can still get the free A rank wind w-engine.You can still use the 3 dollar mini sub for extra polysYou can still do the pre-registration event (takes minimum of 2 days to complete solo, 3 to 4 if unluckyYou can still get the free 10 pull pre-anniversary giftYou can still use the redemption codes (though I suspect they will disappear soon)
Zhao's pussy must take extra maintenance to keep clean
>>575145029>My last "girlfriend" told me all relationships are transactional.Bro dated Zhao...
>>575145029That's not a girlfriend, anon. That's just a bitch.
>>575144284>loved a girl that ignored me>loved by a girl that I didn't like but still dated her because I wanted to experience things and ended up hurting herthat was 10 years agoI'm just too lazy and retarded for being with someone anymore, I'll stick to being a chud on the internet
>>575144994Are you asexual or how does this happen?
>>575145029There's also no such thing as a truly altruistic act either.Welcome to the universe!
>>575145227Yeah yeah, whatever.If you classify the reward for an act of charity as being the serotonin hit of enjoying helping your fellow man you need to touch some fucking grass.
>>575142472Maybe, but I doubt it. It's always goign to be difficult to dethrone a set that was made just for her.And Freedom blues 4p is one of the old generation sets that have been powercrept.
>>575145029Depends what she means by transactional. You shouldn't expect something for nothing, but keeping score is a pretty good sign the relationship is doomed.>>575145069Norma's micro-chip event is permanent, basically the same as Yunkui Temple Restoration. The limited-time rewards are only a small subset of the total rewards.
What's going on in here?
>>575145402Everything you do, by definition, serves yourself in some way no matter how slight. Hate to break it to you.Every time you consciously move a muscle, act on a thought, etc it's serving a dual purpose.That little old lady who gives 5c into the collection plate, even if that's not her initial intention, does "feel good" for it and thus continues to do it.There is no such thing as true altruism.
>>575145517she wishes she was at her residence assembling bangboo
>>575145196Military until 40 homeless until 47 now overweight and work at Taco Bell on disability. All that’s worth doing is going home and playing gacha.
>>575145069>You can still get the free A rank wind w-engine.>2D 10hFUCK, FUCK GODDAMNIT, WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS EARLIER.MY VELINA IS USING GODDAMN KABOOM
>>575144515I appreciate the detailed analysis
>>575145069Like that other anon said you are only missing out on the limited rewards which are 300 poly IIRC
>>575145517the voices... squizomommy is one of us
>>575145558Ok Zhao
>>575145558holy reddit
>>575145305>Hideo Fufujima
>>575145503That's why I said BANGBOO HAT not the event itself.
>>575145657
>>575142829I miss them bwos
>>575145615Thanks for the answer, ig the government bent you over already, after your service you should atleast be given enough for whores
>>575142387Only 4chan contrarian retards could disagree with this
>>575145704Isn't the bangboo hat part of the permanent rewards?
>>575145628That's 2 potential Sigrids
>>575142829I still think about that "Roscaelifer was just a bad dream, we've gotta foil the Exaltists' plan of the week, Junior!" copypasta. Read in Pan's voice of course.
Jesus christ it's just a vegetable, fuck this bitch.
>>575145704I don't get it. Why would I be locked out even if it wasn't permanent? Are the phases time gated?
>>575145626>not even a thank youIt's grueling work but its honest work.
>>575145796>off-model Norma>brownified Wise
>>575144284I don't care about 3DPDs
>>575145941>Roscaelifer was just a bad dreamThat's what everyone kept saying about Waifei
>>575143963Pulchra is on the lower end of furry. Anime girl face but they stuck a badly modeled snout on her, fur that looks like colored skin, human hands and legs, no paws.
>>575145978Give her the carrot bub
>>575146046>everyone Not me
>>575145978Just use Muah. ai its so much better
>>575145978Zhao would do this.
>>575145978What the fuck
>>575146046Who is this everyone? Never met him.
>>575144154She has a healthy life style
>>575145983You need the hat to get into the bangboo theater to get the last interboo reward(s).>you can also use velina on a trust event / walk but still...
>>575145978>my banyue is in your temple
>>575145978MOAR
>>575146126>>575146162>>575146194She IS evil...
>>575146046Waifei arc was pretty bad, because it wasn't really because of Waifei itself.
>>575146346Sounds like a you problem
now that the storm has passed (pun intended) can we all laugh at Velina's skippers?
>>575146346You taunted her, you courted death.
>>575146479>Velina skippersWhy would anyone skip her
>>575146479this brick will be irrelevant by 3.4
>>575146479Sorry, I prefer slender elves.
>>575146346How did you get into this mess anon
>>575146346Now gen Sunna getting tormented
>>575144284Just turned 35. Only my cat loves me.
>>575146479I never touched an endgame mode in my life. I pull for what I like
Idk if im building her right or not, but the not getting good CR sub rolls on my CD chest is pissing me off though
>>575146346which ai is this
>>575145112This but Sunna
>>575146282Yeah I know that but the post said the hat itself
>>575147123Lmao what do you even play the game for? The atrocious story? The repetitive garbage events/Hollow Zero? LMAO!!
No Fufu, I don't like what I see
>>575131079her face is kinda fucked up
Is Sigrid Norma Zhao a good team
>>575146658>>575146728>>575147123>achtuashlly i dont really like her>cries while looking at xers velinaless acc
>>575147601you have dogshit taste and that's okay
I'll kill her
>>575147660Post your favs so we get a laugh
>>575147032>>575147239Janitor AI
Call it
>>575139126Thinking these things are worthwhile is a newbie trap
>>575147743Dialyn, Miyabi, Caesar
>>575147738>you're gonna to kill me?And before you think this is me being an ESL (I'm not), take note that serpico's text says this during Phatheon's nightmare the first night in Roscaelifer
>>575147802feels like every time I use one its just +4 DEF anyway
>>575147772Sunna sex
>>575147802I think it is disgusting they put it in the shop so some idiot might accidentally waste a character ticket on it.
>>575147768>Aria says something supremely autistic >Nangong borderlines blames Sunna for her own injury
>>575144284>>575144593>>575147104Don't give up anons. Take baby steps. Keep working on yourselves, get fit, and spend a bit less time on 4chan. I believe in you guys.
HOLD UP, HOLD THE FUCK UPI was going through the 3.1 trailer to see if I could confirm a theory but noticed something Remielle freezes Dracaena but there is no Singularity Rift at the initial moment, but one forms AFTERWARDS MEANING that "Dracaena" has the ability to create Singularity Rifts AND can resist Remielle's stasis. You know who else does that? Us, who has an Enteric Other.That is not the real Dracaena, that's an Etheric Other.
>>575148123Link + time stamp since I can't be fucked?
>>575147865>DialynStopped reading there top ugliest characters in the game
>>575147768Holy kek
>>575148123A few weeks ago an anon posted here that it’s very likely the singularity rifts could be caused by the sunbringers since they’re constructs if bangboos could too
>>575148123or Lindverne is the one appearing behind Dracaena since she found out Remielle is there and she's moving in to take her on. Lindverne wasn't there when dracaene was frozen, only after she was already unconscious
>tfw can't clear Shiyu Defense 3I can't even fucking clear the Wave 2 guy. It's so over for me the bloat is crazy.
Is buffed Rina actually good
>>575148410Normu chu~
>>575148410Keep pulling new agents to take advantage of the buffs and build your teams
>>575148378What does big dog think he's doing here
>>575148410Use your Pyrois
>>575147865>not jufufs>yikes
>>575148378That was just her voice, which could be from the moment where Remielle is dying and Pyrosis helps her, NOT the ballroom
>>575148785>>575148785>>575148785
>>575131963
>>575148616He made plans for the evening and is impatient for this surprise at the end of the day to be resolved.
>>575148591The only *new* agent I have is Norma. I stopped playing the game back in 1.7
>>575147772both
>>575148348Except we know they're not constructs via Bangboo Prince lore
>>575148802No. Fuck off back to /vmg/ you insipid child.
>>575148802Damn I guess we’ll just have to wait for the right thread
>>575148802we like Manato here
>>575147179You want at least 3k atk.
>>575148669Forgot pic related
>>575148875Norma Pyrois Astra/Nicole is really strong
>>575149007>>575149007>>575149007
>>575149016>>575149016>>575149016
>>575149082>>575149082>>575149082
>>575148901constructs have been made with ethereal technology from the very start. yes I played Near A Tomato
>>575148410>>575148875
>>575148802>homo agenda>>575149036>discord agenda>>575149039>intern agenda>>575149093>white man agenda
>>575148802>>575149039>>575149093Agendaslop from /vmg/ raiders trying to shit up the catalogue>>575149036Actual Zenless thread
>>575149172>>575149030Hmm, noice! Trying to rush through the 2.X bullshit story to get Pyrosis. Thanks for the team comp, bros
>>575148885Mint what are you doing here go back to my apartment
>>575149036This one was actually baked on time.
AHH WHICH ONE
