Previous Thread: >>575130189>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59Makoto (Limited)Ako (Dress – Limited)SatsukiChiakiKanna (Swimsuit)>News:5.5th Anniversary Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/tQ4z_gAngHc – 7/26 15:00Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/673>Events:Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 7/22 11:00 – 7/29 10:59>Content:Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 6/25 11:00 – 7/29 3:592x Normal – 7/22 4:00 – 7/29 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59RenaKonokaHare (Camp)Kotama (Camp)Maki (Camp)Misaki>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3501827>Events:Kivotos' Unsolved Mystery: In Search of Tsuchinoko, the Unknown Creature – 7/21 After Maint – 8/4 1:59Arona's Dice Game Event! – 6/23 After Maint – 8/18 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Goz (Field) – 7/28 2:00 – 8/3 18:59Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Elastic Armor) – 7/22 2:00 – 8/17 18:592x Bounty – 7/20 19:00 – 7/27 18:592x Normal – 7/27 19:00 – 8/3 18:59
I feel like the gift rate up was decreased I haven't seen purples as often as I did before last fes. Something is fishy and I don't know how to datamine maybe I'll have to do it the old way using a cheating software to use hacked keystone and tickets to make a big data analytics to confirm the matter.
My Wide Bride
Wakawaka
uhee~
Are Tiphs cores and the body completely equal in terms of damage? I swear I do a bit more hitting the body but that could be anecdotal
Why are you fuckers always gone missing when the thread is about to hit bump limit?
soon
FOXES OWE ME SEX
>>575152975saving their fucking token to ritual post the new thread like >>575152995>>575152843>>575152879>>575153090
>>575152794F-Fuck
my cute depressed wife
>>575152879Oh no, it's too late. This ojisan has already been stroggified
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorasex
>*bites lip*F-f-fuck whyte boi you got a nigguh all botha’ed
Y'know, even though Sensei has become a lot tamer compared to the earlier days of Blue Archive, I am glad his animalistic lust for Iori still remains intact. Just thibk, if Sensei hadn't illegally acquired Iori's year book, we would have never gotten to join this fun trip with Konoka.
>>575153110Hell yeah, and I was almost late to the party because I was busy shitposting in my other game's general.
>>575153110Complaining about ritualposts is your ritualpost
that's just her Pajama but altered a littlei guess they deemed us not ready of noa showing more of her skin
>>575153110i'm not that active to begin with but i consciously stop posting at 740 for that very reason
Jumby my beloved...
>>575152907https://youtu.be/So-rU9-bVbkwatch a guide
What better way to bring on good luck than Friday night jig.https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive1https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive1https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive1
>>575153305If you like how I lust for Iori then you would probably enjoy how I act towards Rabu.
Is we hype for the anniversary stream
>>575153619>gookako made team leaks ass
the chise and divegrass aggie is still up i thinkhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoUhttps://magma.com/d/Iz1V2XeDoU
>>575153639Can't wait until sRabu, lads
>>575153513>SeminarfesHELL YEAH>Actually just chink merchFUCK
SHAAAAAAA
>>575153619>fat tsuchinkokoObese snake
>>575153619>momoi game>swimsuit midori alt yes>used ao ass
>>575153164At least generate her a proper mouth u freak
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>575153709Shut it down
>>575153757Hmmm...Wait a minute
>>575153348>playing anything but Blue ArchiveWhy do you hate the game so much? You're just jealous that someone loves something enough to devote their life to it while you're a cuck who can't choose and wants to tear down this monument to straight menGrow up you developmentally stunted manchildThis was my strawman schizo impression, please be impressed
>>575153805
please stop posting that picture
MY TRIGGER
Are we really memory-hole that Kayok was a Thunder Emperor general together with Kasumi?
>>575153805The things I would do to this zoos...
The cutest KOT!Kuromi Serika!
>>575153930that picture
I now have a pantyhose fetish and it's this game's fault.
STOPTHIS
>>575153615I'm just asking about having my DPS walk into range of the tiph's body vs just hitting the core in front
>>575154084
>>575153619>makoto rape based>chiaki hate cum>momoi game>rumi poster rare>porn sexy>koyuki sir>dick yuuka retarded>girls need snake>swimsuit midori alt>sensei leak pants>retard wish exist>kayoko saiba>ao ass sex>gooner tiph>aru archive
>new ministory makes Kai sympatheticI WON'T FORGIB
>>575153619>retarded hype
>>575153619TSUCHINOOOKOOOO
>>575153892You retardBoogie image is for sharing slop porn catbox link not for schizo rant
panthosed students are the sexiest after all
>>575154194One silly monkey face and you'll forget everything she ever did wrong.
>>575154194SHE HELPED GOOSE, YOU WILL FORGIB!!!!!!
>>575154205The picture Sensei keeps in his desk
>>575154330I would never speak to her like this...
Hina owes me a beer
>>575154242The goal was to make him spazz out and birth a new illness that ibuki slopper is someone elseOr everyone else, as it were
>>575154326Fuck you and fuck herI won't forgib
>>575154330Dogshit comic. Unsubscribed.
Hmmm yes...Serika's vagina...
Lately I've been using the Steam version, and I feel like it's rigging the rates. Every time I roll on a banner, my PC fans start spinning faster. I suspect Nexon kernel anti-cheat is rigging the rates.
>>575152735this thread is SerikASS
well that's lamewhatever
>>575154287SEX
>>575154504Intriguing... Tell me more
ALL LOLIS ARE SEX PREDATORS!!!!!!!!
>>575154552
>>575154552just do level 1
>>575154692Set's gone so, yeah
>>575154194you're gonna eat that oreo haired hag treasure box and you're gonna like it
>>575153629https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive2https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive2https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive2
Kai did nothing wrong
>>575154897that's malkuth
>>575154907Are they going to make her a dork?
Who of the 7 prisoners will become playable next?
>>575155226Akemi
>>575155226Akira 100%
>>575155226
>>575155226Kai we need to pander to the chinks
>>575155226It’ll be a limited banner with Akira and Tsumugi
>>575155226dunno but I feel like we should at least know the rest already, it's been years
>>575155582Ako is so cute
>>575155092Nut in walnut
>>575155226i hope its a loli
>>575155663Animal ears just improve any character design
Soon
>>575155314I need Toki to do pyon pyon on my dick
Akane Love!SOFT AND WET
I agree. Elves are no better than cattle.
>>575155582>But Sensei chose this dress for meGomen Hina…
>>575155582Why did I do it, bros?
>>575155805Are they watching the backroom?
>>575155934Sensei chose Hina's dress too
My brat wife, Asagi Mutsuki.
>>575155582Ako sex
>>575156035>Impregnated before marriageSinful…
Stream tomorrow any predictions? My prediction there will be lots of s-sugoi and k-kawaii
>>575155582>in the middle of enemy territory
Meeting /bag/gots
>>575156232EOS announcement
>>575152975I took a nap
Post pregnant students
>>575156317What the fuck is her problem
>>575152975sex
>>575156165>impregnated during the wedding ceremony
>>575153112Se?
>>575156414>attending the ceremony while full of cum
>>575156356
>>575156165She has to be pregnant so you can spiritually marry her before she is even born.
>>575154897https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive3https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive3https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive3
>>575156335i will drink alcohol for the first time in my life if it's true
>>575156232You forgotTORENDO ICHII
>>575156692fattie
>>575156232Lots of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
POV: you got your hands on a Trinity blurayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZWiou4aKjE
>>575156361woman
>>575156725Kokona's large breasts...
>>575156548
>>575156808If it's not on VHS I'm not buying
coom in Nozoom.
>>575154854cute
>>575156414>I do>I do>by the power vested in me you are now husband and wife>you may now cum inside the bride.
this is the sex symbol of /bag/
>>575156356dozo>>575156548>>575157007I like how pregnancy halos became a staple
Rena's basic healing on other looks worse than dAru, but at least she has self-heal and its pretty frequent
>>575157125That was how it was back in Roman times
>>575156534Why is this turning me on?
>>575157346I'm pretty sure there was a classic futanari manga that featured this.
>>575156534she in particular would do this
>>575156808I can see this being a thing
>>575157346how about this one >>575156725or this one >>575157241
>>575157262Blue Archive is a very pro-life community, just look at the reaction to the Ibuki copypasta
>>575157241Wrong
kusosensei
>>575157367big chihiro gets bigger the more responsibilities she needs to carry for the 3 deadweights in her club
>>575157420Forgot your gookako pic
>>575156484-ia
>>575157420You forgot your gookako pic
>>575157508my wife and her weaker clone
>>575156585https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive4https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive4https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive4
>>575155940Tsunbitch ass
>>575157880I want FRR except longer and you can use multiple teams so I have an excuse to use the tier 2 FRR-bait students, and I'm NOT kidding
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>575157007>that halo...why is Nozomi pregnant with Hikari?
Impregnating every student expect Miyako
>lately been getting back into zoo park building games>after being done with Zoo Tycoon 1 and 2 I got the big one from Frontier in a all in one promo and an early access one called Prehistoric Kingdom (like the staff management on this one more)>why is everything modern obsessed with modular structures shit? it's annoyingstudents for this feel that aren't in the gamer club already?
>>575152735who the fuck is this
>>575158080longer raids would benefit students like swimsuit wakamo and santa serina a lot, they take way too fucking long to stack damage
>>575158357The princess of Abydos
>>575158424Why is she always holding that plastic cup, just throw it away
It is morally imperative to impregnate elves.
>>575158301>>575158363>>575158209nice, now I want to hatefuck Miyako,bully and breed the bunny
>>575155226Whichever one that brings in Misuzu as a playable student as well
meg
>>575158689Big red areolas
>>575158327I can't help you with that but I'm interested in playing some of those if you've got particular recommendations.
Students can't get pregnant.
>>575158327this made me remember of Kemono Friends
>>575158917Blank shots Sensei...
>>575158917Not with that attitude
>>575158917Sounds like your dick doesn't work
Elves are good for you
>>575158917wrong
>>575158982>sees a zoo>thinks of kemono friends>sees a school>thinks of blue archive
>>575159132Racemixing with grandma
>>575158917ibuki can
Bitch
>>575158910the 2 "modern" ones I mentioned are fine, they are unity games tho so it comes with the jank one can expect from that engine on long term saveshaven't tried the licensed jurassic park one by frontier yet, they always make a shit ton of dlc so gonna wait until they are done with the 3rd one, not gonna bother with the first 2
>5.5 Anniversary Stream starts in about 8 hours>no hype on /bag/bros???
>>575159447Retard.
>>575155582story skipper here.is this OOC? she hates us I heard.
>>575158357Celica
>>575158917My cock is so strong, it can fertilize dry barren lands
>>575159447the vibes are off, I don't feel like posting much
>>575159447Check the calendar nigga
>>575158461sWakamo does excellent damage in current global pvpAt least in the i-don't-care ranks
>>575159447It's for Pandemonium which no one cares about
>>575159447I was asleep, but this is definitely the best anni so far already
>mika evacuated>still has hpserious nigger
Yukari should get pregnant.
>>575159756a well designed swimsuit can save any characterI trust big samsung will deliver
>>575159793You don't.. you don't want her to DIE out there, do you?
>>575159872with me
>>575157875https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive5https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive5https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive5
>>575153619>kill MikaNo...
>>575159896They are SOLDIERS. They signed up for service.
>>575159872>on the large side a female snake can carry over 100 eggs in a single clutchdamn
>pregnant hours
>>575159872I did this
>>575160085
>>575159896It's fine. Mika wouldn't die even if she were killed.
Wait, the stream is fucking tomorrow? I already took a nap so I could stay up for it.
>>575159483Every student loves sensei by natureAnd sensei loves every studentThey all just have their own unique ways of showing it
Would pregnancy fix Mika?
Fuck Mai.
>>575160259The dates is on the youtube link, it's in like 28 hours
>>575160085YOURE PREGNANT!!!
>>575160259The good bit starts in 33 hours
>>575160410he meant offside
>mika mentioned>cos shit startshmm
>>575160354Fix?
>>575160259
>>575160471>mentionedMore like suddenly posted a bunch of times
the stream isn't today?i'll sleep for more then
Why is pregnancy the best fetish?
>>575160471That's just the arisntrschizo doing his bit, he might even like it
>>575160654
Post pregnancybait students.
>>575160241I can't believe Hiyori is fucking dead
>>575160241Mika lookin extra asian in this one.
>>575159483Ako loves us the most, she just expresses it weirdly because she's a psychotic turbo-bitch (affectionate)
>>575160241That's a lot of ketchup
>>575160870
how did john nexon get away with this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZDCRkNHdjo
Wake up /bag/
>>575162168Stop
>>575159947https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive6https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive6https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive6
>>575161809I can’t believe in the span of 2 hours, I got two bouncing genki chests going straight to my face
Blue Archive OST Quizhttps://bluearchivemusicalawesomeamazingwebsite.base44.app
I am quite fun of Ichika Blanco
can I use cashew for tiffy if I don't have the shupos or shanako
I hate this guy
>>575162362
>>575160736is vaginal sex a fetish too?
What if the new volume avoids Chewy getting ousted once she's revealed as a fake, or to give a reason for her to not cease to exist, by it revealed Arona XL's superhuman front everyone build up about her was hiding a mess of problems and personal sacrifices she couldn't keep up with in the end, hence the time loop because she clearly fucked everything up massively at some point.So then Chewy, who is literally built for this job from the ground up, can just take over the GSC Pres duties to lighten things up for Rin and avoid any awkwardness when the real Pres is back. Especially if she shows up in this volume.
I rate this thread 6 out of 7
>>575162626>I am quite fun ofuh oh
bros I don't fucking understand tippy. am i supposed to hit the main body while also doing the adds during phase 1?
>>575162714That would require Big Arona to get her head out of her ass and actually do something for once
I like Konoka a lot.
>>575162648>animal person that isn't an unthreatening midget gnome thingYeah, i can see how certain sorts might feel intimidated
Apologies if this gets asked a lot.Is the gameplay engaging or would it be smarter to stick with the porn?
>>575162763
No more ichikas
Elves do control society and that's a good thing.
>>575162714She's going to fade away into nothingness after begging Sensei not to let her die
Hina will be rerun bait
>>575163001Gameplay is fine, but I don't think it's the reason to playIf you came here looking for gameplay then I don't think you would be pleased
>>575162648he's literally me
Where is Akane?
>>575163001>is the gameplay engagingDo you like to tryhard when you game, using pausing glitches and manipulating the RNG of enemies?Then, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>575163185I think primary reason to play is cute girl, but if the gameplay is too dull I won't bother then.
>visit cafe of one our iroha fans>it's a magazine stand temple
>>575163291
>>575163001Playing a gacha for the gameplay is like playing a gacha for the storyYou need to adjust your expectations DOWN and get your actual meat and potatoes from things that aren't built from the ground up to milk you for cash
>>575163308>using pausing glitchesThese exist? I thought the pausing was just to get frame perfect timing for buffs and stuff
>>575163227You fucked miyu? jealous desu
Stopped by just post this, these little shits are so insufferable, shout outs to the schizo who wants to have a family with one of 'em, I don't see the appeal. (I'm sure they will be likeable later on, as tends to happen, but I get to hate on them for the forseeable future)Ok bye, returning to reading the chapter.
>>575163001Its a bit like a puzzle game. Every new character you get is new piece you can use to solve it. There's a huge roster and every character (even 1 or 2 stars) have their niche.You can try the first story chapter to see if the VN style and gameplay clicks and if it doesn't uninstall.
>>575163416Beautiful
>>575162434https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive7https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive7https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive7
>>575163640>this agitated by some mischievous bratsBoy howdy, this retard is gonna have a melty before he gets halfway through the chapter
>>575163640>Have a contract to build a train in the desert >They follow the contract>Abydos unlawfully stops them>"Wow I hate them"This was always a mesugaki gameThe game is all about guiding stupid kids, the dumber they are the better. Sensei loves a challenge.Hope you're reading your mini storiesThere's a highlander mini story which will explain highlander school for newfags who missed their event It'll make you appreciate them a little bit more
>>575163001As far as gachas go the gameplay is decent, why not take it up and interact with them?The daily commitment is under 5 minutesAll gacha gameplay is kinda rubbish, and this is why I look down on people who play a whole load of them. My steam library suffices
>>575163640Hikari's got the train tismcutie patootie
>>575162714Chewy is the golden calf, we are going to grind her into dust and feed it to the GSC who followed the false god.
>>575163937>>575163429Fair I guess. I just have need something to keep me engaged near the end of my work when I have free time.
>>575163442it was against my will, now I will never be able to marry
>>575163429People that do gay apologetics "Now I know this game has a shithole story that's unforgivable and no one could ever like it, now I know its terrible, now I know its bad, but please bear with us" don't come across cool like they think for tearing down their hobby saying its shit, they just come across as gay. If it was bad I wouldn't play it, I'm not playing it while admitting its bad, I'm playing it because the story is good.I agree playing gacha games for gameplay elements is retarded, because they aren't meant to have good gameplay, but the entire reason we're all here is for the story and characters. Going over the top pretending so hard that its shit just to appease people that aren't fans is too performative.
>>575164118If you already like the porn you'll take to the game just fine, and it'll fill the niche you're looking for
AHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO RAPE MIYU
>>575164243Oh look it's strawman schizo making up shit no one said
>>575163805They aren't even treated like villains, they're mildly bratty at most.
>>575164313Be nice to her
>>575164313
Chewy WILL DIE
>>575164641If you say so
https://x.com/i/status/2080264034931364281
anyone still has the list the gunfag made for what's the model each student is carrying?
Who???
>>575163048Elves are good for Kivotos
>>575164735Mitsui Kyoko, one of the 7 prisoners
>>575164735She just said, one of the seven prisonersMizuki Kyoko
>>575164803>>575164806It's Kyouko
>>575164785WHERE ARE HER FACKING WINGS!?!?!?!?!
>>575163640lmao
>>575164735Did these "translators" really went with Kyoko instead of Kyouko? Absolute retards
>>575159793Happened to me before. Got healed on the same tick as retreat.
how long until the stream?
>>575164641Please edit the kana too
>>575163404we have every issue of hitgirls magazine in existence
>>575164785She's asking for it
>>575164967GUH
>>575164967@Koharu is this safe?
>>575163694https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive8https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive8https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive8
>>575164871>>575164941And the capital of Japan is Toukyo
>>575165085I can almost see her vagina...nice...
>>575164785>>575165056And I'll fuck this little demon until she breaks.
>>575164967delicious
>>575164941>>575164871Send the tickets it will surely help. Just tell 'em about Kikyou
>>575164967
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
stop fucking your students
>>575165208what do until then?
>>575163091Please, no. Chewy unironically seems like a fine girl who's as unaware as almost everyone else is. Not another one after the Decagakis.
>>575165217Covering my crotch with cake frosting for Hasumi
>>5751647357 prisoners, Mitsuki Kayoko
Covering my crotch with peanut butter for Hibiki
>>575165163Not even the correct way to do it, and a different case
>>575165275The big elf keeps milking me...
>>575165163Technically it Toukyou
Just finished Yakumo's momos and she's pretty cute but her personality being unironically Jewish all the time is fucking disgusting.
>>575164313>>575164641Making the mother of all omelets here Jack, can’t fret over ever egg
>>575165534oy vey
>>575165324Fun to joke about it but i doubt they'll kill her offSensei can't fail to save someone again so soon and Rin can't be having more presidents disappear on her watch
>>575164648My daughter would never
Fuck demons
Who gave this elf permission to own such a massive rack?
>>575165603lollmao even
>>575165603>Sensei can't fail to save someone againNot my student. She can die
I want to Miyu
>>575165442what did she mean by this?
>elves propaganda
>>575165534Liking money is not just a jewish trait. All women love money.
>>575165715And a big tuft of pubes.
>>575165715>>575165742she's not that busty
>>575165715the eyebags
>>575165709This is an angel with horns
>>575165534around HG users watch yourself
Why is it not AL if she's BeliAL
>>575165765then it just means all women are jews
>>575165761Elves are good for you
>>575165915Mari is a HG user.
>>575165842>>575165890I want to marry this angel with horns
>>575165534Yakumo is still less Jewish than real life corpo
https://x.com/mamamia1008/status/2080603631716597907Be honest.
Tsubasa is so close to answering the elvish question...
>>575162714She's not getting ousted as a fake, you are The leader of Schale has attacked the innocent president of the GSC. Authorities are set to capture the leader of Schale as we speak.
>>575165085https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive9https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive9https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive9>>575165164Good newshttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143047919
>>575166307GSC is literally judaism...
What happened to moi64?
>>575166332Makoto will save me
>>575165275Sorry, mama and I have a goal, can't stop now.
>>575166243Yakumo doesn’t actively scam or fraud her customers. It’s bad business in the long run
I can't believe Momoitalk came from the GDD
Rinny is loveLove RinnyArona(big) and Kaya are dumbfucks
>>575166307Now if we accept the hypothetical for a second that Millenium is America, and seminar is the United States government And the GSC is working with America in secret or secretly controls them It makes you think
>>575166307she hates mt gogurt
>>575166332>Neru and Hina pretend to lose because Sensei is usually right>foxes can a massive reputation boost after all is resolved>SRT reinstated>rabbits denied readmissionHappy ending, everybody wins
>>575166571You know too much..................................
>>575166085yeah
i believe in rin
>>575166523that's a man
>>575166332>Arc where all the good students turn on you as they see you as the villain>While all the evil students protect youSeven Prisoners arcRabu or Wakamole could easily beat Hina
>>575166670I'm a HG user...
>>575165275I was ordered to continue the Kadenokouji bloodline and by golly I’m doing just that!!!
>>575166686Always, Rinny love.
Whoa I didn't know princess Peach was a real person
>>575166712All the former villains come back to save the day against Hina
>>575166267That's a man
I want to fuck Rin's tits while Kaya watches and seethes...
Rin knows what's good for me. I trust Rin and other elves.
Don't trust the elves!
The Koharu of the paranormal.
Elves are the best ally for Sensei
>>575166902Rin kissies
>>575166739even when her mouth closed, her breath looks absolutely stinky here
>>575166795But the economy crashed twice under the elf "president"(she isn't even president)The real moral is that women can't run a country, and only when sensei arrived did things get better
Sensei should impregnate Rin.
>>575166407https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive10https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive10https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive10
>>575167089>she isn't even presidentExactlyBut kaya and arona(big) were actual presidents
TSUCHINOKO DOKOOOOOO
>>575167149*Kaya
>>575167089Sensei is some thing.
>>575166729thats roughhope you get better soon
>>575166895h...hot
>>575167197something male, yes
>>575167197>>575167234Mari says Sensei is holy entity
I love my shy wife
Hoshinyo...
Hina the Heartless. The Wicked Bat. The Nefarious Prefect.
>>575167149this but unironically
>>575167195But Kaya got her overthrown!Her getting Rin pregnant is so... lewd!
>>575167361>>575167415This creature?
>>575167341they're just that competentshrimp as
>>575167341she really said that?
>>575167472Yes, I love and cherish her
>>575167361>>575167415the duality...
>>575167495read the story, sensei
>>575167341Finally someone gets it. We really do share auras.
27 hours...
Is Renge the only recruitable student who calls (you) by name at one point?
>>575167472true evil
>>575167751No
stop fucking elves
>>575167771Well, I was hoping you'd bing up an example if there are others.
>>575167751Miyako, back when she said she would never forget this insult.
>>575166851As if Hina would ever turn on SenseiIn a different genre she'd be holding down unwilling girls for him to go to town on
>>575167921Hina… is Leaf? Mary Sue…
>>575167921h-hot
It's actually a thing in the gamenice
>>575167921Hina cuckina?
Leaf's name is Mary Ann, retard
>>575168150netorasina
saw somebody in here calling Kaho "Fat Seia," so I decided to read her momos after already having her for years>stilted, broken English untouched by the rewrites the popular students gotmaybe that was intentional, I don't know>end of the first one is literally her fucking Sensei so that he'll agree to give favors to Hyakkiyakough, soulful
>>575167481forcing Rinny to DISRESPECT my rightsthats right elf RAPE me
shouganai
>>575168265That's not how rape works..
>>575168150>>575168195That's not how it works in a harem
>>575168368kek anon copeino
>>575168368Well he did say in a different genre...
who the fuck is Leaf
>>575168476ligma balls
>>575168476beloved fairy daughter who tells you to rape Dorothy the Wizard of Oz.
>>575167158https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive11https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive11https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchive11
Alright, this ones kinda cute, she can maybe stay.
>>575168476Dark Souls spin-off character
>>575168689hikari
>>575168689Nade nade puriizu
>>575168703lame, I thought it was the one from Pokemon
Hina would probably """turn""" on us then later help us. But I would love to see Malkuth helping sensei. Mainly because I want to fuck her.
>>575168827swimsuit saggers soon
>>575168860Hina turns me on alright
>>575168860>Hina would probably """turn""" on usAgainst my will?!
>>575168767Hina in casual clothes is so cute
Toki would never betray me!
it will be seminarfest
Mika love
What's with all people think Hina will be their Ghislaine Maxwell?She just want your live and affection
>>575169083>Toki jobs at betrayal too
>>575168689
>>575169127She wants my life?
>>575168968Hina rapeina??
>>575169127Hina would bring me naughty gehenna students to rape
plapkuth.
>>575169127I knew it… Hina is out to kill me…
>>575169127>>575169175>>575169241*LoveIt's a typo!
>>575169230that's decagrammaton
>>575169230>he doesn't know
>>575169127Iroha will be my Ghislaine Maxwell.
>>575169127Hina vampirina?
>>575169301>>575169332oh yeah, the halo
>>575160354She's already fixed by me.
>>575169342Would nglHope they'll reuse that scrapped vampire student
>>575169301Sexagrammaton
>>575169127>>575169342>succs my lifeforce>succs my blood>succs my cummy rights?
>>575169485That's Malkuth
>>575169485that's malkuth
>>575152735plapcat plapcatplapcat plapcat
So how old is Shun really?
Here's how you can fix Malkuth
>>575169675As old as Top Secret
>>575169241I don't like that Kasumi turns into a little bitch around Hina. It's a little funny but mostly gay. Hina is evil.
>>575169287Hina is so violent
>>575168684https://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchiveendhttps://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchiveendhttps://jiggie.fun/tsuchinokoarchiveend
>>575169675Her age is the same as the player's age
>>575169556succed
>>575169846I'm not underage
>>575169752>>575169775>Hina is evil.>Hina is so violentreally? >>575167472
>>575169891Neither is she
>>575169454Does Malkuth even have a clitty?
>>575169891Sensei is nine years old.
>>575169846Pretty sure she's like 40
>>575169934Kokona is 11Shun had arguments with Kokona when Shun was 9Do you need to take out a calculator?
Does clanker have pusspuss?Does clanker have pusspuss?
What if Shun is really just an 18 yo girl with an obsession of staying young?
https://x.com/enokiyasan_Q/status/2080812470562849076GUH
>>575170035thats the joke. Chinks are obsessed with that kind of thing its why they genocide all cute endangered animals
>>575170035she's a [top secret] yo girl
testinserting Karin filesubmit
>>575169990You're 40?
>>575169342what would happen if she turned Sensei into a vampirina?
>>575169992We saw a 9-year old Shun have a verbal confrontation with 11-year old Kokona during the neverland event, so i don't really get your point
Officially, Sunohara Shun’s age is listed as "Top Secret" in her student profile. However, based on lore, dialogue, and community analysis, her realistic age falls somewhere between 20 and 25 years old. The EvidenceIn-Game Lore & Role: Shun serves as an instructor/teacher at Shanhaijing's Plum Blossom Garden (a pre-primary school/kindergarten). While she holds a student registration card, she explicitly refers to herself as an adult in her Relationship Story 4 ("I suppose that's another reason this game isn't suited for adults."). Behavior & Tropes: Shun's entire character arc plays on the classic anime trope of an "older woman" sensitive about her aging body, aching joints, and dwindling youth. She takes Saya's youth elixir specifically to look and feel young again (which turns her into Shun Small)—a dynamic that doesn't make sense unless she is past typical high school age. The "Christmas Cake" Phenomenon: In Japanese media, a woman who is past her early twenties (traditionally 25+) is often stereotyped as "expired" or over the hill. Shun's intense insecurity about her age aligns heavily with someone in her early-to-mid 20s. Beta Rumors: Longtime community rumors suggest that early closed-beta builds originally listed her age as 24 before developers changed it to "Top Secret" to fit the game's setting and maintain her running gag. TL;DR: While Blue Archive keeps all its characters enrolled as "students," realistically Shun is a ~22–24 year old adult working as an educator who is desperately trying to hide that she's outgrown high school.
>>575170286thanks chatgpt
>>575170286Did Arona write this?
Shun is 12.
Organic hours
>>575170209becoming Hina’s vampire slave… reversing the contract to become Hina’s master…
>>575170227When she was actually 9 years old, not under the potion's effects.
>>575170110they drink quicksilverit's also why there's a poison/disease themebecause most of the world's plagues originate in china; antonine plague, black death, batsoup virus, etc
>>575170286did shun ask maki to hack AronaGPT?
>>57516967517
>>575170110True, majority of Chinese traditional medicines are for treating cold symptoms, health and beauty supplements or viagra
>>575170398Big Shun being younger than Kayoko would admittedly be really funny
why is she like this?
>>575169913Squash her like a bug!
>>575170481I'd say yes in an instant
@Arona jork it a little
>>575152735Sericute
Shun is 38.
Shun is 67
Why are students like this?
>>575170371From her momos in the tunnel right?Could have sworn that was something along the lines of a wish for the future. Nothing about getting into arguments past tense
>>575170667>post ends in 67 toogoated
>>575170458it is genuinely the only thing that makes sense to me: that she's not even "the oldest" of students but she's fretting over her age
>>575170549
>>575170686uhhh is sensei's VR body upside down or
Shun is a spunky teenager
>>575170686giwtwm
>>575169148I can never get enough of this.
>>575169127>Ghislaine MaxwellThat guy doing that Ibuki pasta I asked for before shutting it off reminded me of a girl's dairy that was part of the epstein files where she describes getting an abortion with that lady's help. I would highly suggested not looking this up
>>575170667>>575170727
>Wake up>See this:What do?
>>575170713ごめんなさいShe drew herself apologizing to Kokona
Ibuki pure love
look at this cutie
>>575170953Kokona is canon
>>575169846Gross, too old.
>>575170970I did thisAnd took responsibility
>>575170953>you can only draw things that have happened beforeLooks like we need to delete all the art of Sensei getting some actionI suppose it would kill a lot of the mystery but i do want to learn how early childhood works in kivotos
>>575171016students for this feel?
>>575170970Can Hina tank giving birth to quintuplets?
>>575171130Nigga she tanked cruise missiles
>>575170845filename?nhelp a friend
>>575171130It is a sacrifice we are willing to make.
>>575162714Chewy?
>>575170863
>>575163001So, it's engaging, but you have to play it for many hours until that actually happens. Furthermore, if you get a very efficient map clearer like Iroha or Hibiki, you will see the game as simple automode trash for even longer because you won't need to employ any thinking to clear even possibly difficult content.The answer IS yes. I actually love this game as a game, just with the fat asterisk that you need to put time into it to get through many hours of baby auto slop
>>575171108She said she comes to the tunnel when bad things happened. "I won't fight with Kokona" alongside an apology. There's no reason a kid would just dream up a scenario where she fights with her sister for no reason.Spin it any way you want, there's Kokona's name on the wall right there so she was born already.
The Pandemonium Society and Hot Spring Development Department join forces and manage to conquer The Disciplinary Committee. With help from the Problem Solvers and Sparkle Club, can sensei bring order back to this lawless land?
>>575170970Sensei, a holy entity, and Hina, a demon girl, making babies...
>>575170686god I love being a slut for students willing to do this to me
>>575169814Thanks for playing!
>>575164118it's not that kind of game regardlessBlue Archive does not have daily challenges outside of a few times when a specific raid type is up, and even then you will likely get into a pattern to understand how to trounce those bosses. Blue Archive is a "banzai" game, one where you are largely passive throughout playing it. It doesn't ask you to clear difficult stuff constantly.
>>575166804are you playing this on your phone
Unfortunately Hina's weak, childlike body was unable to survive after laying the fifth egg.
>>575171548this version of devil may cry is weird but it's better than the last time they did something like this
>>575168242Its her thinking that sensei is telling her to "sweeten the deal" and sell her body to him if she wants it to pass, which she begrudingly agrees to. Once again your students think you're a creep who coherces students into sexAlso later on in her momos she offers again to be sensei's sex slave, and her L2D was incredibly lewdIts a shame she isn't more popular, since she's a student who has no ability to stand out during story segments, she can only be interesting in her momotalks
>>575171617>banzai
>>575171643>Egghina is NOT a chicken...
I'm deadlined.
>>575171679She's a platypus
>>575171676oh yeah, bonsai, oops
>>575171679next you'll say Kotori isn't a bird
>>575171643Fortunately she respawned as an even smaller demon
>>575171643Bats don't birth eggs...But trinity girls do!
>>575168134
I thought Ako was 2nd year the whole time.
>>575171493>make a joke>anon starts getting testyChill dudeAnd they're the same size in the drawing. No one said Kokona wasn't born yet, and there's a time when young enough that children aren't verbally developed enough for actual argumentsBut things are mysterious so we have no concrete numbers or details beyond a vague "kokona was around even when Shun was young despite the large age difference"
>>575171620No, PC
>>575170035YesLike Codename Kids Next Door, the joke is self contained. Like how Highlander students are 10 year olds who are already working dead end jobs with 80 hour work weeks who hate their job. It only works because they're students/kids, and not actually adults. Also how Red Winter students work for pudding, and they riot over not having three day work weeks daily.The joke of the series falls apart if they're actually adults. Especially when the point of her event is she's still just a kid as well deep down.
hina when I see her(our) egg
>>575171643More like her narrow adamantium hydraulic cervix destroyed anything trying to pass through it
FUCK evil women
>>575170774HOLY SHIT. that is some ancient doujin right there, great taste, anonyears passes and I'm still pissed off at this artist because of his misleading covers making me think there was gonna be a hot orgy scene with almost every pokegirl including the underrated ones (Juniper/Fennel 3some never ever) only to wind up into just Cynthiablue archive
What if I eat Nagisa's laid eggs?
>>575171875I never saw that anime
>>575171612>an elf really was behind it allhmmmmm
only Kokona recognizes Mika's greatness
seia raped me
>>575171839It's enough to prove that she's underage, other than the line from Kokona where she says Shun is not an adult yet.
>>575171497Better idea, Pandemonium should conquer the School Lunch club All war is based on misdirection
Senseia rape
>>575171679Her name is LITERALLY Chick!
WHO -working- TOMORRO????
>>575171674It would help if her personality isn't either glaring at Niya or slobbering over Chise with no middle ground where sanity prevails. It's the problem a handful of other characters have where their personality is largely defined by the existence of another character who they dote on. Kaho, Tomoe, Makoto, and Ako for example. The latter 2 at least have distinguishing traits like megalomania and submissive kink, but the first 2 are beyond uninteresting.
>>575171998It's always nice to go into your exhentai favorites all the way to the back and get in a nostalgia wank.Although I've had that panel saved and stuck in my head since forever because I've always found it super funny.
Nagisa pegged me...
>>575163640they were introduced as complete assholes, yes
Sensei raped me...
>>575172204>waging >on the weekend
>>575172060
>>575172275Reisa...
>>575172204Not me (I need a better job)
>>575172319Miyu strikes me as the type of person who would go broke at a casino. suffah miyu!!
>>575172374Megane swimsuit alt? For which one?
The point of glasses characters is when they take off the glasses and reveal they were hot all along without them.
>>575172440
Thank you Asuna gn /bag/ first day livestream is just for merch slop and some funsies, I'll do the same tomorrow as well even if they're going to reveal the summer fes students
>>575172371
HINA'S FOREHEAD IS SO BIG IT TAKES ZERO DAMAGE FROM SNIPER RIFLES
>>575164941send a ticket explaining to keep romanization consistent (as it IS Kyouko)
>>575172496Hina drillina...
>>575172374Hot Spring Fes is around the corner and none of you'll niggas will see it coming
>>575172495>First day of FESIts just one dayTomorrowA single 8 hour stream
>>575172505An easy target, huh?
>>575172319wtf Moe looks cute???
>>575172495>First dayDoes he know?
>>575172505hina tankina
>>575165820blind anon
>>575166307but there are no elves in power in seminar
Imagine if all students were 8 ft tall
>>575164648BIG Alice
>>575172505Hina reflectina
>>575172505She should've used her EX skill
>>575172609it's the glasses that cover her ugly face
>>575172374>There's no Megu wearing megane art
>>575172275Kisaki, I...
>Ctrl F Hina>39She deserves a forehead kiss
>>575172696>twice the height of the averge asian posterGrim tidings for many denizens of /bag/
>Walks over to you>Throws you overYour response?
>>575172479The point of glasses characters is when they get their glasses forcibly borrowed and reveal the non-glasses characters were hot all along with them.
>>575172696>you will never be molested by a beautiful woman
>>575172782
>>575172505
>>575167341funny though it is, there are only 2 right? And the president isn't one
>>575172374based
>>575172819Bark bark. Woof, even.
>>575172696might as well be....
>>575172782Her forehead is so big every sensei posting right now could smooch it and there would still be space for Ako to rest her fat tits
Hina Gestapoina
>>575172319I want Dress Moe now wtf when we getting it
I'm afraid of ending up in Geb situation where you get it 3x in one year over rolling for the one raid wonder Erika but they haven't even run Yesod again?
Hina tangerina
>>575172903Rio may be a human but she's verbally whipped and scolded by an elf, effectively becoming a mouthpiece for the elf agenda
>>575172819This is how I want to die
>>575168860It's hard to imagine some sort of rebellion plot against schale, something silly like makoto ordered a "raid" on the schale fridges for pudding and her orders are wildly misinterpreted and almost trigger a kivotos world war, but hina attacking sensei seriously would be the most contrived thing ever.
>>575172740The chance to witness a megane Megu may be low, but it's never zero.
>>575172778Nothing happened when she was alone with Sensei.If something did, it certainly wasn't rape.
>>575172903Look closer>Prefects>Demon school>Mysteriously has an elf in a seat of power in the most important club>Abydos>Mysteriously has an elf in a seat of power who launched a coup to become president>Hyakki>Animal girl school>Mysteriously the police are lead by an elf, who launched a coup against the sitting president >Millenium>Seminar>Close ties to an elf, Himari, who has a large seat of power >Valkyrie>An elf is in the head of the detention center>Mysteriously she was appointed the day the seven prisoners escaped >GSC>Entirely run by elves No matter what school you check, elves have infiltrated the top ranks of power secretly and have gained power within society
B-but Hina-chan.... You were my most trusted student...
>>575173185Whatever led to this is your fault
>>575173182Prefects aren’t the council
>>575173182>Elf freeWelp I guess it's 112 now
>>575172730>>575172609rude! Moe is always cute, Moe is moe after all
And Red Winter has a gremlin in charge. Curious.
>>575172583>>575172619only one? did they ran out of money to make it big and multiple days like past years? >inb4 seiafags calling this concerning
>>575173354It's not about being the council retard, it's about establishing themselves within positions of power within each school. The elves know the pandamonium has no real power, and that prefects are the actual power within societySoon enough Chinatsu will suggest to Hina to launch a clip on the sitting president to take over The elves don't aim directly for the president chair, they establish themselves within powerful positions within society which gives them moderate power over others. Just like how an elf became the leader of hyakkayoran
Himari has arguably the biggest and most powerful seat in kivotos...
I shall shag sheepka
Holy shit, bros... Look!
>>575173491Not as powerful as my toilet seat after I eat Juri's cooking.
>>575173128thisit's not rape if it's Kisaki who's asking
>>575173426JEWSTAR sacrificed this year half fes to make more 3D live concertsAt least that's my theory otherwise how can you explain the explosive amount of students getting 3D models
Realistically I don’t think anyone could beat a serious Iroha.
>>575173092Sensei starts showing cracks in his mental state after Deca.Chewy is innocuous enough in the beginning but may have a more malicious agenda that leads sensei astray using said vulnerability.Sensei starts seeking power for himself to never let (potential) students die before his eyes again.Hina "betrays" sensei by taking a stand and and working to snap him out of his spiral.It's a shallow plot but if there ever was a rebellion plot against Schale, this could work. Replace Hina with whichever toon you think deserves spotlight.
>>575173496finally a wild sheepka appeared
Tsuchinokos aren't real!
I want to mating press Niko and hold her tight as I empty every drop of jism into her.
Tsuchinoko exists, take a look at my pants
Rinny... h-how could you...!?
>>575173621Have you actually read the story at all?
>>575173587Rena looks awfully pink in this picture
>>575173587
It's not my fault
>>575173734She killed Saori? Cool.
>>575173714does it go "shaaa"?
>>575173036What does it taste like?
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/c/cd/Konoka_EventLogin_1_1.ogghttps://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/2/2e/Konoka_Relationship_Up_1.ogg
>>575173587That's my bepis
Azami is our Tsuchinoko
>>575173734Kaya would never.
>>575173756Have you read the ending of Deca at all? It's a departure from the status quo that no character dies under sensei's watch. It's a reach but there's a nonzero possibility this affects his role as an immutable self-insert. Not permanently, but long enough to make a volume out of it.
>>575170349The "vampirina" part is very important
>Konoka has flock cameras in everyone's hallways and dormsskull emoji
>>575173734>when I heard you got punched by that woman
>>575173424Cherino is a mighty dwarf you knife ear sycophant
>>575173868SEX WITH SXE SEX WITH SXE>SEX WITH SXE SEX WITH SXESEX WITH SXE SEX WITH SXE>SEX WITH SXE SEX WITH SXE
>>575173868Why is she doing the DreamWorks face?
Hina Petina
>>575174245it's her rape face
>>575173828Hina's vag◯◯◯
>>575173714>8cm erect baby tsuchinoko
>>575174324Explain further.
The elves don't want you to know this, but you can just take the mobs home, I have 27 mobs in my basement
Hina exposedina
>>575171612>>575172025that's one elf that deserves abuse
Hina pequenina
Hina stinkina
Fuck Hina
>>575174382I only keep 10 Pater mobs around for ryona. 27 sounds awfully expensive to keep around.
That's gonna be a big Hina on the wordcloud, just as we planned.
Hina Sxena
>>575174395Himari enjoying physical abuse was made canon. Based Nexon move.
>>575174586this but hina
>>575174606>>575174606>>575174606
>>575174625>>575174625>>575174625
>>575174626that's yugioh card retard
>>575174058She's an evil demon
>>575174376let's just say it's a very juicy and delicious fruit
Finish the thread before making new thread you retards
>>575174671Hina Twinina
>>575174668Oh... I didn't read the event yet so I thought it was a cg in the game. Sorry.
>>575174671>People rush to make a dozen new early threads right as you start to post somethingEvery time
>>575174626>>575174648Hina retardina and early threadfucking disgusting
>>575174679fuck you BAKA
>>575174648Hina deadina
>>575174807
I'm so hype for swimsuit youko
>>575174952
>>575173714rena_shocked.jpg
>>575174389Hina blushina
>>575174837rude
>>575163924Abydos is the gubermint, they can do what they want
>>575174771Never bake again
She would 100% unironically say skibidi ohio
The stream date approaches
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