Previous: >>575177773>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun SkyCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg 07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/120007/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 107/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 207/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 307/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rulership (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>575191565Cute Bell-chan
>>575191565DOBER THREAD?!
>>575191565Dober-neesan a cute
>>575191565Old bag
>>575191565Dober really wanted that carrot
brosI like Nakayama Festa
>>575191612Bell-chan Bell-chan Bell-chan!Let's all call her Bell-chan
McQueen is the canon wife, all the other umas never stood a chance
>>575191471are the 2 selectors between 2.5 and 3 real? first time i even hear of them
wahey>>575191565honse
>>575191471What is this dock? I actually want Narita Bryan and Bamboo memory too??Tell me bwo is second pack costs 70$ or it's 50$?>>575191501I actually want Inari One and Tomamo crossI think i'm gonna buy starter pack B and use 1500 carats to 1.5 ani random uma>>575191357Got itRepost here
>>575191808This is a bot
Are tickets bought with cash or carats?
>>575191871Based
>>575191753Season 3 selectors
>>575191753I take he took it from the JP schedule.>>575191917Selectors are always bought with money>>575191871It's henry's carat calculator, just google it and save a copy to your gdrive
>>575191898no but I wish I had bourbon............. both her og or alt
>>575191698her card might be my favourite
>>575191698she cute
>>575191698the beanie makes her look too much like a hobo to meI hate hobos.
>>575192041Bobo's body is so fucking sexy its unreal. How am I supposed to train this uma built for sex...
>>575191959>>575191753Also there's Cingray selector for each cour with only Cingray characters. First until Ninja Yaeno and Creek and 2nd until NY CB and Maru
Lets hope i get something good LETS GOOO
>>575192360RICE HERO
>>575192360Laisu!
>A Teio dupeOhnonono i literally have only Teio and Spechud from this ohnonono wtf its insane>>575192432>>575192464i would like
>>575192360
>>575192360It's always Rice or Rudolf at these things...
>>575192501Teio is cute too
>>575192041>He didnt roll on the sexiest banner in the gameKind of your own fault tbdesu....Glad I have both base and Valentine Bobo so i can use her sexo outfit with the good kit.
>>575192501
>He still hasn't unlocked the Legendary version of Girls Legend UYou are not this pathetic, are you?
>>575192627I CANT GET THE SONGSFUCK YOU
>>575192360spechud it's always spechud
>>575192574>>575192304>>575192041stop posting bourbon
>paid banneris this alright?
>>575192501>>575192360Congratulations enjoy this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxppIN7tSYE>>575192627My problem how do you unlock it. I only did a Bakushin run and have like 20 or was it 21 concerts
>>575189571I find it funny that he refuses to pull more fronts (literally told people to skip Cat Maya and use base Maya instead) and every time fronts are top tier he goes "heh V.Bourbon is enough". And when she's obviously not he runs 2 backliners+debuffer and pray
is it just me or does it feel like chains finish less on autorun
There's literally no reason to pull on the paid support banner. You already have all the meta cards at MLB and 0LB ones don't do shit for you
>>575192673Never
>>575192693>Skip Cat MayaMaybe V was right on the money to hate on that motherfucker
>>575191565Retirement has been very kind to her.
>>575192673Does a cyborg grow hair below her eyebrows?
Should I crystal my 2LB Ines Wit SR I don't have any Seiun Wit/Pasa Speed cards...
Does this activate during TT?
>>575192802She looks exhausted. Sigh... I guess I'll wash her myself...
>>575192901wait until free rolls are over, there is still a weekyou could MLB wit Teio for all you know
>>575192804He wasn't completely wrong
>>575192686You need to buy the 18 songs BEFORE Hello gives you Girls Legend U which is a turn right before the last concert ready-up screen. I assume people missed the special version because they kept buying the last few 18 songs on the final concert ready-up screen because that what I was been doing
>>575192901We still have several more daysBELIEVE. Im on the same boat not having Pasa and Sky
WHY DO I GET 750 GUTS BUT ONLY 500 STAM? I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY GUTS CARDS AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET GUTS WITHOUT CLICKING GUTS IS BY CLICKING STAM.WHY DOES MY AUTO KEEP SPAM CLICKING RAINBOWLESS GUTS TRAININGS
>>575192950What do you plan on doing with her once she's nice and clean again?
Do I make OG King for spring TT or Cheer? OG is 5* and golds are good I think, right? Though I like Cheer's unique.
>>575192849IRL Dober got fat...?
>>575193034Money's tight. I don't want to brag, but I'm a self-proclaimed professional masseur. I will help her recover. The things I do for my trainee...
>>575193090nope, it's just a recurring dude getting skebs of her being chubby
>>575192995So I got the special where theres 3 separate groups during the concert. Thanks now to actually get less than 18 songs. I think I need to throw a career away just to get it. How often do people miss out on 18 songs, game seems easy enough to get 4 every half a year except due to poor rng. I think I missed one in the senior year due to it not spawning
WHAT IS THIS???????? AN EXCEL???? YOU WANT ME TO DO MY TAXES ? GOOGLEDRIVE???? MAKE A COPY? WTF IS AN EXCEL SHEET GONNA TELL ME ABOUT MY CARAT PLANS??? I HAVE TO KEY IT IN MYSELF??? I HAVE TO PRESS ENTER ON MY KEYBOARD? I HAVE TO STARE AT RECTANGLES (MY EYES HURT)? HELLO CODETRANNIES????? MAKE A WEBSITE WHERE I KEY IN MT CARATS AND THEN BING BING BAM BAM? MAKE IT COOKIES?? MAKE IT REMEMBER YOUR CARATS? HELLO?? SIMPLE UI AND INTERFACE????? 3 UMALATORS AND ZEROOOOO CARATLATORS? GOOD FOR NOTHING CODEMONKEYS NO WONDER WE ARE IMPORTING CODERS FROM INDIA?????? HELLO WHERE IS MY CARATLATOR WEBSITE?????? WE ARE 2 YEARS INTO THE GAME SERVICE AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT??? HELLO????? DEAD GAME??? DUMB PLAYERS?????? ALZHEIMIC PLAYERBASE????
>>575192950Wash her? With what? There aren't any brushes around.
>>575192804Maya will curse you CM and never winPull Red Kita instead
It's time for front kino
>>575193073OG is cheaper to build
>>575193314>he doesn't have ines fujin witBRICKED
You'll pull for her, won't you?
Will my carats still be in the game if I switch from steam to ios? I'll be going on a vacation my piece of shit android can't even play the game so I was thinking of using my older ios instead
>>575193363HahahahahahahahaNo.Boring ass design and character
Dober?
>>575192730cygames support confirmed it
>>575193378Iirc free yes, paid no
How was Light Hello able to pay for such a massive stage and arena?
>>575193378only regular carats, paid carats are OS specific
>>575193218they should make a site with ideal pull plans for every style that look completely normal at first glance except each one of them has 1 random gaslight banner snuck in 2027 with 400 pulls that just bricks the rest of the plan
>>575193337I'm newcutie
>>575193378Paid carats dont transfer, free ones do
>>575193363Not sure?
>>575193363If you can prove her succubus persona isn't completely fabricated like Dia by people who havent played her career i will
>>575193431ura funding
im thinking of running less g1s and removing the high variance goal g1s cause a lot of the times they wont share the affinity anyways. this would give me a higher chance of 1100 in a stat
>>575193430>>575193435>>575193475Thank you bwos!
A quick reminder on the benefits of brown
this is me
>>575193363I don't know anything about her but I've heard she's a sperm thief
>>575193634DANCHOU KICK THIS GUYS
>>575193674
how many more CMs is xoguri going to be metaim sick of it
>>575193751>this poor thing survived MANT>only to have terrible luck and no good cards for Big Jammaya... no...
>>575193817Outside of Arima Kino, she'll be at minimum good in every GL cm
MAYA GETS GUARANTEED FAST LEARNER IN AUTO MAYASTOCKS RISING
Dia is cute
>>575193363yessubeen waiting since october last yearotherwise, i would have dropped the game alreadyshe literally has a stranglehold on emotional investment in the game
>>575193995I buy every skill with the normal SP I get, what does fast learner add? letting you buy the shitty grand live gold?
>fuku gets even more value with auto nowi can't believe you fags told me to skip this card
>>575193634heres what i cooked, 17 g1s 19 races. i think high chance of overlapping g1s. even with borrows
>>575194148>skipping classic triple crownare you dumb
no one actually like oguri crap
>>575193634>>575194148is it bad to race a lot in auto?
>>575194148>no satsuki sho>no tokyo yushun>no kikashoare you fucking retarded?
how are people getting higher than 1,050,000 fans consistently on auto training fan farming?
>>575194140Bed hair umas a cute
>>575194259you do realise many umas force you to race other g1s right and many people also farm tiara in borrows
>>575194102oh no! anyway *borrows it*
I want my free pulls I want to use my pities on Tachyon and Light Hello I want to update my TTs I want to actually play the scenario
>>575193817This CM, the next one, the one after. Then she's good for Arima and mid for sprint and mile dirt. Her last dance will be Satsuki Sho 2, after that Cygames finally realized they messed up with her and stopped doing CMs where she's strong for more than a year. It's also when medium pace chasers get shat on for sharing the style as XOguri. For example Summer Tachyon being made to dominate Satsuki Sho but they never made a Satsuki Sho CM so she's the ultimate potential uma
>>575194140raisu
>>575194259crown(thinning)chud...
>>575193634If I could find a schedule that sacrificed 3 races for a consistent 1100+ in power or stam, I would run that.
>>575193995I've done over 20 Wedding Maya runs in auto. She gets FL about 30% of the time and it's wholly unnecessary. I can buy everything in the shop without it. 3800 sp by the end is the low, usually over 4k. >>575194048Dia is extremely cute
>4k skill points>30 races>can buy almost ALL skills on the pageLooping is so easy now
I want to ask my trainee if she could sit on my face, but I'm afraid I'll destroy our great trainer-trainee relationship
>>575194360So youre saying the furst GM cm where we dont have A&G yet is also hogslop.Awesome, even more reason not to care about it
>>575194140oh EW do not compare my precious laisu to that fucking freak kuroki
>>575194519NOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN DELETE THIS
>>575191565
>>575194705licky licky
>>575192682Is this bad right?..
>>575192682Mackie is cute and goodTaiki is cute and goodOne is sexo and the other one is sex
>auto keeps making better horses than me in GLTHAT'S IT I UMA QUIT!
>>575194856umamusume is bonsai game
>>575194737>>575194705love...
>>575194579Yeah it's the same CM as this year and the only uma they released that can compete is White Kita>b-but evo skills will powercreep XOgurilmao
>>575194979Jesus...
>>575195017I was actually able to consistently beat hogs in Aries with fronts. Not in finals though of course when it actually would have fucking mattered because my 1130 wit kita failed the angling wit check that dumb WHOREGranted that was pre Tachyon SSR who is a big boon to all hogs.
>>575195065>>575194979>evil cheval grand>she's an even bigger dork
>>575195162
>>575195127
>>575195127Yeah fronts were the best to beat them because retarded XOguri users had like two mid-race skills so even with perfect accel and speed carry over they couldn't catch up to good fronts
Fuji Kisexo
my master might be a dork
>>575195483real wicthes have big breasts
>>575195483Your master doesn't know shit
>cygays is generous enough that they designed their game so you only have to go full autism on 1 uma (xog) and literally only need to buy 2 skills (dom and golshi skill) on the other 2 umas>the unemployed are angry about this for some reasonI will never hate THE XOG because I have a job
>>575195127Umama...
>>575195443SEX SEX SEX SEX MARRIAGE SEX SEX SEX IMPREGNATION SEX SEX SEX 12 CHILDREN SEX
>>575195474sex?
>>575195665many are saying this
>>575191471i can get 3 selectors for supoka if i paypiggy for 2nd anniv?wtf...
>>575195625The content creators lied about every previous HYPER META MUST PULL uma so I assumed they'd be lying about Oguri too...
>>575195834That's not all. Wait until they introduce step-up gachas on the 3rd anni and other random shit.
>>575195829Beautiful hag wife....
>>575195595Rapebait more like
Umas are very cutehttps://x.com/i/status/1872945825648918576
>>575196102step up gachas are really not that good don't fall for it bros
>>575195716Pure Unfiltered Sex
How is it for CM?newcutie
>>575196235The uma ones are decent
>>575196346sprint cm is already over gwo
>>575195554Well...
>>575196394holy downgrade
I HATE HELIOS
>>575196390What? It's for Virgo dirt cup bro??
>>575193314If you had MLB FM instead of Marvy Wit, that's basically the frontkino deck for every ace.
>>575196394Ruined.
>>575196346>spoilerYou need 400 more stamina, and a gold recovery skill. The CM is also on a cloudy day. Also you want 6 greens for Rickey. Buying focus without concentration is a waste, double-circling greens is a waste (unless you really have nothing else to buy)
>>575196465a medium distance wet condition raceyour uma will die
>>575196394nevermind those fags, more for me
>>575196394perfect
>>575196576She is dying, but wet only reduces powerrain reduces stamina
>>575196346Would be good if you had twice the amount of stamina. She is going to die on the racetrack bro
help I need a front runner auto career deck
>>575196569>>575196576Naruhodo naruhodo...Game is kinda hard, all these details
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>575196727Rickey is especially difficult to train because the green skills you need for her unique. Try to just reach the minimum stat requirements before thinking about skills.
>>575196734With some inbreeding and luck I can get 9* Restraint and 8* Racing Spirit Mood
>>575196712I've been using a variation of this. Works quite well for me
>>575196863evil horse
I still get SS auto runs on my NY opera on GL, is that good or nah
>>575196889this is what a VILLAIN actually looks like bwo
>>575196883>3 date cardsWhat
>>575197056What deck?
>>575196883well i dont have these cards but i took inspiration from themthanks
slug miracle
>>575197117She's so damn pretty....
you can't just add "uma" in front of words and call it a new word
this is the cutest rice artist
>>575197159Umatard
>>575196196>>575195595
>>575197159Umad?
>>575197056are you getting good skills from them
>>575197159
>>575197159pruuvmas?
>>575197058TAKE THAT BACKRice is a HERO
>>575197124I don't know how this shit works, but the bot really likes those pal cards.
Choose one.
>Durandal made an entire MV to get praised.What's her problem? Can any JPsenpai enlighten me?
>>575197358It's Verxina and it's not even close she's so hot and pretty and beautiful and kind and I NEED HER
is light hello loosely based of an IRL horse they couldn't get the rights for like tazuna or is she OC donut steel
>>575197136Yeah, greens, pace stuff, and corner recovery for my xoguri ACE
>>575197370she's a good dog
>>575197358all three
Danchou, what if we skip A+ and go straight for S rank?
>>575197423she's based on the first horse that Susumu Fujita invested in when he first tried to break into the horse racing worldshe was a jobber, but yeah he got attached and decided to make every notable uma NPC have her crown name as part of their naming
WAIT WAIT, you said it's cloudy day BUT
>>575197117Older women are so sexy
>>575197575cute.....
>>575197415Holy basefLiterally thought this exact same thing in my head
>>575197601No we said it's good condition which it is gwocchi
>>575197601gaslighters man... they're relentless...
>>575197358Left looks like she'd pull her hair out if I acted oblivious so she looks like a fun tease. I'll pick her.
>>575197601sowwy newcutie i got confused between cloudy and wet hehe
>>575197601It is cloudy, that's why they said details are subject to change. It's gonna get turned into cloudy when the CM comes out.
>I'M LE LONE WOLF>is friends with mayano and her gen>is friends with her gen laurel and amazon>is friends with the big head trio>is part of the student council>is part of team sirius
>>575197601https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=17??? Hallucination?
>Wake up>See thisWhat do?
where to watch the King George VI & QE stakes? the usual?
>>575197793>I'M LE LONE WOLF AND RACING IS SERIOUS>jobs to the button>jobs to the slide
>>575197793Even a wolf must bare his teeth towards the group to secure his place as a loner
Is 750+1 gold enough
>>575197862Wake up
Officia sweeper favors pal cards because it's your trainee making sure you don't go out on dates with adults while she's independently training.
>>575197862Wake up for real
>>575197938*murmurs u* heh
>Have to wait until free pulls ends before being able to train acesBeing a lucklet is suffering...
how does official auto compare to sweepy made umas
>>575197581red T...
Will Natie rape and molest this upcoming CM? Gaslight responses only
The weathuma always lies anyway
>>575198054maybe
debuff niggas were the kids that nobody wanted to play with at the playground
Mr. C. B. more like Mr. C. B. T. heh
>>575198054Nyes
I've been rerolling sparks because waiting for auto takes too long
>>575197793No Uma Is spared from Friendship.Even Aruvu is a victim
>>575198119Yep, and now I have 3 kids and my wife is Oguri
>>575198002I feel absolutely awful right now. 170 pulls and a single Light Hello. I hate pulling for cards.
HOW DO I GET MORE TP BOTTLESI ALMOST THOUGHT ABOUT USING CARATS TO DO MORE AUTO CAREERS
>>575198159>Unique animation is just her having a good time at a shrine for New Years and flirting with her trainerHow does this make her beter at racing, exactly?
I love her.
>>575198159AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES
>>575197056i dunno maybe you need to post more of this boob monster to refresh my memory
>>575197862Smile.
Naisu Neighcha des~
>Machan just around the corner>got absolutely raped by the card banner, only 7k carats leftGirl you can escape my pulls but you'll never escape my faps
>>575198270Me too dude.... me too
>>575197056If you raced 25+ times as well yeah
>>575198371She can be yours for a small fee.
>>575197056nobody bounces like this
>does ONE ace run a day and 2 autosyou are NOT pushing me danchode
>>575197601It'll turn cloudy during finals CM to simulate the real keiba experience
whats up with this lazy ass playerbase not having a borrowable grandparent yet with full grandconcert sparks and 3 * blue
>>575198554You should have this yourself by now
literally explain why wouldn't you want to do an auto run every 50 minsyou can get like 200 carats a day
>>575198554>he doesn't have his mare harem ready by nowNGMI
>>575198665Sleep is important
>>575198665isn't there a cap?
>>575198383>>575198270
>NOOOO DONT LEWD THE UMAS THEYRE OUR HECKING DAUGHTERINOS!!!Your response?
>>575198818Yes, the cap is 200 carats
>>575198818the cap is 200 a day I think
>>575198851Rape
>>575198665wait you get all the sashes from auto? why are people crying about sash requests then?
>>575198851i post a tribute to nishino
>>575198665Once 2x rewards is over we will only get 100
>>575198851Make them spend 24 hours with Shichitore
>>575198850Liebe auf den ersten Blick, as she would say
Presented without comment
>>575198954If I have 60 sashes of a particular race and 1400 shoes then I'd rather someone requests shoes. It's not that hard to understand
>>575198665How do you get 20 per run? Is it just rng?
The good old days
>>575199048just rng and run as much races as possibleI'm ggp farming so I do around 29 races
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really relaly relaly really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>575198954they dont play the game, duh
>>575199017My Mambros!
>>575197415Imagine…
>>575199094Okay but you're still a loser without a proper job.
>>575199094Char ruined by faggots calling her a femboy
>>575199017is this the end of Mambros??????
Give me a (You) or I rape Rulership.
german cuisine is quite caloric huh...
>>575199176>2028It should be illegal to post propaganda this early
>>575199017It's over...
there is no shame in being a A club
>>575199236Sex with Eishin Fat
Really really really love the Stego clan.
>>575197056I bounce like this
>>575199017If they farmed fans with the same passion as they bitch and moan about sprint shoes and sashes they'd be S rank
which uma has the saggiest tits
>>575199017Two more Mambros and we would be easy peasy A+ for the time being
>>575199346I knew V was an AGPcutie
>>575199413
>>575198469Buying her doesn't feel genuine
>>575198665>6k carats a month from pressing 3 buttons>flatniggers still refuse to play the game
w-will /Uma/ Club have a spot next month?haha
>>575199482dancho....
>>575199017Sorry mambros but we need your spot, no hard feelings
meanwhile>faggot danchou leaves>club goes up by 70 ranks
>>575199452Then you must suffer. No plump Machan thighs and soothing voice for you
>>575199482Likely
>>575199482One of them is pretty low on fans so maybe
umapullerswhats the plan
>>575199413Light Hello
>>575199698Pearl + the two fest. alts
>>575197793She's the alpha of her pack
>>575199482Please dont be my club's carry....
>>575199698skip all get lucky at Kitasan blanco
>>575199698waiting for wahey
>>575199698yeah the plan is not pulling on any of these lmao
>>575199698steam punk banner, then hibernate until 2028 for Durandal
>become my trainer or I'll quit tracen even though everyone is expecting me to win and itll be all your faultThere has to be laws against this
>>575199676OH SHIT DANCHOU IS SPURTING
Favorite /Uma/ Club member?
>>575199875The whore of babylon
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>575199698sex
Neko no pose de...nyaaaa~!
>>575199698machan, kitasan white and maybe ines fujin later
Reminder that no matter how shit you think an /uma/ club is, /umajp/ is worse.
>>575198851I also love incest
>>575199961didnt read but i assume it's based, so, based
>>575199867Which one, there's like 4 Danchous there
>>575199698Machan and Daiwa if I have the carats
>>575199753Nakayama festa is not an alt, silly anon
>>575199698festival inari and rob roy
>>575199961
orenji
>>575199676why are dox names ordered by ID instead of monthly fan count?uma moe does this and it's so much easier to monitor
>>575200153>969You don't need that many
>>575199698>love the steampunk aesthetic>steampunk alts go to two of the uma i like the leastWhy does Cygames hate me specifically?
my club is fuarking dumping in ranks
>>575200315faggot
>>575199698>there are anons ITT that will unironically pull for this
>>575200315Dont say that...
>>575200315trvke
what do i do once i run out of tp juice
>play a different game since I'm autoing in uma>other games chats also talk about umaSOTP THIS I DON'T WANNA DO MANUAL RUNS
Air Groove raped me while whispering "tawake" to my ears
>>575200408yeah, me (until 5* too)
>>575199698Digitan (plus Doto?) and Rob Roy. That's it. That's tits.
>1 tp every 10 minutes>15 tp per run every hourare you niggas unironically paying to idle....?
>>575200490Because you two just started a great bloodline
>>575199698Realistically, only this shortstack.
>>575199698I must roll for Zenno Rob Roy
bwos...my sweepy score is risinghow do I hide my powerlevel?
>>575200571You get 200 carats a day from races. Including normal regen you can do 16 runs + 16 reroll a day for free
I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN SUZUKA, S MARU AND NY OPERA FOR MY SELECTOR TICKET AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>575200487I feel you
>>575191565Is there anyone in /uma/ that has worse pulls than our fellow Californian here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er0tO_33JyU
>>575199698Saving my uma pulls for Grandmasters
>unironically playing path of excrement after Chris sold the company to tencentholy shit fucking kys you're indian
>>575200753there is literally not a single better arpg also that happened like 10 years ago gwo and game's still fine
AIEEEE
>>575200660but that's 200 less carats in my piggy bank
>>575193363Her side characters are hotter
>>575200638Damn, if I was in a Top 100 club I would definitely be at least 80/100
>>575200942the gremlin
Which uma would listen to Megadeth with me
>>575201137>this is a 17 year old highschooler in her days of youth
TODAY2 HOURS AND 30 MINUTESMASQUERADE BALL AND WURTTEMBERG IN KGVI&QE STAKES
wit cards are a brick in auto?but i want THH from mista shibi
>>575201184Problem?
>>575201214HERE IS THE RACECARD
>>575199698Why is no one rolling scarletIsn't 20% speed and 10%wit good?...
>>575201259wit seems to reach 600 on its own from my experience so far>THHuse welfare Marv or something idk
Does the double dominator umas debuffer need at least dirt C? Or is it just for the stam debuffers?
>>575201397skills matter more than growths
>>575201362I have absolutely no faith in Lemaire so Masbo just please be safe.
i just stare at the independent training timer for 50 minutes straight because i promised my uma that i will be there for her
>>575201145
>>575201476Dont raise dirt affinity too much, it might cook you. I raised mine to D/E thinking it would be funny but it doesn't buy you much except having them go too far forward and having to rely on 564
>kicks flatliners>doesn't recruitBRAVO MAMJIMBO
Lost jiggie, good home needed:https://jiggie.fun/JxtAvThttps://jiggie.fun/JxtAvT
>>575193634Is it helping you hit 1100?
whot he fuck told me to set an alarm every 50 minutes and ruin my sleep for extra 2500 carats? fuck yiou
Another Maya run, another "I bought every single worthwhile skill and have 230 SP left"
mile cms are gonna be crazydon't mind the golds I'm ttmaxxing
>>575196889that's not the chud of Mejiro, Mejiro Bright
>>575201764It's not about the fans.... it's about sending a message...
>>575201886Gwo your 564?
>>575201184She just bought me food.
>>575201886...thats not enough stamina for a mile man
>>575201886i lost to this vodka during sprint
>>575201397ugly horse
So the auto train definitely went live with the daily carat cap that they patched into jp. Last few runs zero carats. I guess after so many runs a day you gotta make a decision if you want to burn carats.
>>575201881Get better parents
>>575202110The parents I'm using are pretty solid. I have all the ignited and racing spirit skills at some level of white spark. 4200 skill points plus fast learner will learn all of them plus everything else you randomly get, easily.
>>575201886You realize this dies in mile right?
>>575201686Can I see what you are working on? Kinda confused on how debuffers work next cm.
lol GL really revived all the stamina scolds>ummm akkkkkkkkssshully you need 400 stamina
>>575201867not sure, i just slot in falco guts for the skills second 1100 is kinda tricky might need to test a 20 race one or something and not troll with cards and add some races if overcapped.
>>575201886This is an uma that confidently tackles the Arima Kinen btw
>>575201764nobody is looking for a club that far ahead of the reset
>>575202110If I'd gotten better spark luck this run would've been sweet.
>>575202009>>575202241what is bofa
I'm looking for a club
>>575202008How is the KFC collab even going to work in global?
>>575202521Skyrim giants be like
>>575202504nigga say u aint serious with this post
>>575202375So true. 700 sta is enough for next CM btw. Stinky nature is a meme everyone will bring dom.
whoa auto grand live gave an SS+ shichi
>>575202504Blowing other fans allnight?
>>575202521no you dont, you just wanna shitpost here
>>575202504The GBA port of Breath of Fire
>>575202559>unironically laughed at this
does Training Focus even do anything?
>>575202601>shichistopped reading there
>>575202745Testing it right now. I know what my statlines with stamina focus look like. Trying balanced to see if it has any actual effect.
Wife City...
>>575202535Considering that uma is doing some new collab with KFC on the JP side I imagine they probably asked to bring the collab to the global side, at least the in-game stuff
>>575202504BOFA DEEZ NUTS LMAO GOTTEM
>>575202772Yeah that's literally the last word in his post
>>575202745Supposedly it's just a 50 stat skew one way or another in a few stats. Yeah it's shit but if you are close to 600 in a stat for a blue you care about, use it.
>>575202814Do you think she'd drop the bitch facade once you get married?
>>575202745I'm pretty sure cygames just put it there for the funnies and it doesn't actually do anything
let's go brickey
>>575202849narita bog road
>>575202859her
>>575202859>poststopped reading there
>>575202920
>>575202896she's not a bitch... she's just a difficult teenage girl...
>>575203050She should just say whats on her mind and openly confess to her trainer so they can live a happy married life together
>>575202896It's not a facade though, she's good to her friends.She just shit tests you 24/7 when you're her torena
>>575201686Dirt affinitty only matters for all seeing eyes
>>575202849If I had those curtains I would give topro a facial each time I showered, which is still only like once a week. I guess it would motivate me to shower more occasionally I guess
>>575203127>Falco right above this postpffff
>>575203183this post is a witcheck
>>575203081>>575203043umass
>>575201362Where do I watch this?
>SSR rob roy welfare speed gives free late gold recovery>look up cards>I fucking skipped that story because I was burnt outNYOOOOOOOOO
>>575201362calandagan kinda goated tho
OYAKODON
>>575203251I know a guy who bounces like this. He'll probably reply to this comment.
>once a week
>>575202896Only if you started getting attention from other women and through misunderstandings she would be led to believe you were cheating on her with an actually nice girl, and she'd be forced to realize she cant even complain because been acting like a bitch and she would change her ways and the misunderstanding will never be solved (but she'd be glaring at the pizza delivery girl sometimes, for some reason)
>>575203318Usual (chink) placehttps://kick.com/b01doghosThere might be a youtube stream in english but I didn't find one yet
>>575203389dam this bitch looks ugly
>>575203389
>>575203453Mom, it's called aura
I love her
>>575201362>Minnie Haukshould have called him Mike
>>575203657>himthat's a filly
>>575203367That's not a story card
>>575203495Thank you I will tune in
>>575203318I just realized the other day that we have 3 TV channels dedicated to all these races
How come there're no rape cases in uma musume despite the imbalance of power of humans against umas
morning
>>575203762ohhh that explains why I don't have it
>>575203796Good morning!
>>575201259No, wit cards are good. Just a misconception.
>>575203794>How come there're no rape caseslollmao
>>575203794Uma rape is not real though
>>575203794Umas only have sex with their partners. It cant be rape
Trainer-san club sash donation doko
>>575201362Only 9 horses, hardly seems worth the effort... Give me a good 2 mile 24 horse race please now that's real racing.
>>575202504I LAUGHED OUT LOUD>>575202446she's kinda aura ngl just running the derby alone despite being a MOID (mare/foid)kinda wanna use her for a cm now, did it back in cm3 I thinktoo bad I can't find literally one cool pic of her>>575203436hi
i love you gold city! (forma de auto)
>Acute speaks>inexplicably filled with lustCan I turn her into a Front Runner?
It's just a horse. How can it turn into an uma with so much personality and so many tiny details and gimmicks and traits.
>>575203794
>>575203389>>575203576Basado y rojoempastillado.
>>575204157What's a horse?
>>575204157God is the best character designer
>>575204006I KNEW YOU WOULD LAUGH
>>575204157It's all an illusion, it's just a made up character with marketable traits based on decades of research on what lonely single men find appealing in their 2D wives.
>>575203794you can't rape the willing
what's the new club quotas gonna be next month? 30M fans isn't gonna cut it now
>>575204245What a cutie
>>575204213THEN WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME????
>>575204245SHAMONE
>>575204281A+? 100m a month most likely.
>>575204317Is this the POV of her latest kidnap victim
>>575204248That's a man
did BIG CHRONO have any pull when it came to fast forwarding auto mode?
>>575204317I was never seen again after being shown the Mejiro estate by Ardan. She retired from racing soon after this incident and reportedly had 14 children (father unknown)
>>575204245please stop laughing, 4 inches is perfectly normal
>>57520428140m fans for A+S is going to be 150+ unironically
>>575204451maybe if you're a gelding
>>575204157it's based on the video game real life
>>575204356Rape
>>575204281You can make 200-300m a month during the half energy event without using a single refil, make your guess.
>>575204356The V in Verxina stands for very sexy and beautiful and alluring
>>575204336I shouted this
>>575204449t.
>(fake) /Uma/ Club quota is currently around 80m>and risingdamn
>22 whitesNONE of the skills are the ones I'm trying to loop but this gotta be my new record
>Once a weekDo you guys seriously shower that much??
>>575204634THE DREAM
7 Centimeters....
>>575204561Yeah but that's only because everyone is Parent farming with half TP right now. 1 week of Ace building after 1/2 TP ends and all you're getting is like 10 Million fans
>>575204660What's your problem with that?
>>575204710micromanko...
>>575204343"most likely to be a ningen disguised as an uma" award
>>575204660I shower twice a week unless I have to go outside
>>575204336
>>575202449Is the IRL Mayano Top Gun that good? Seems like you can make her race on any track, any distance, any style with minimum investment
i will hit bond lvl 10 with Ryan without evee doing a manual career
>>575204583Then why can't she bag her trainer then?
The V in Verxina likely stands for victory which is funny because she wasn't much of a winner eh
>>575204763>>575204816Seems really excessive when twice a month is just fine
There was a period in my life where I didn't shower for half a year
>>575204890You're going to rot (literally)
>>5752047107 centimeters of love
>>575204851this but also with winning ticket and vodka
>>575204890this is a false flag teio bros
>>575204660>>575204816>>575204890Disgusting. Are all white people like this or just anglo golems?
>>575204947There was a period in my life where I didn't shower for 2 years. I'm genuinely surprised I'm still alive right now despite the depression.
>>575204975Why? Ryan is a good parent, but why these two?
I wonder how many Orfevre fags will suddenly appear out of thin air whenever she comes out
I need a Luna footjob so fucking bad bros
I will have so much sex with Sweep Tosho that I'll fuck up her period/menstrual cycle even if she isn't pregnant yet
>>575205101 I love this kind hearted autistic aggressive possessive Uma.
>>575205101I wanna fug her daughter so bad
>>575205101Orfevre servants, enough to fill a castle in her name
>>575204660I shower 5 days a week because I'm employed
umas for my microchode?
>>575205101ii liked her before it was cool
>>575205101Cygames should canonize bratty kusogaki Orfevre
>>575205101I think the personality is cool and I like most of her design but I can not get over her hair style
do you guys not shower everyday?
There's nothing stopping the game from raping my token balance
>>575205307
I'm disappointed by how platonic her career was. Even Tamamo develops feelings for you and Oguri admits she loves you as much as she loves food. Her cleavage is absolutely godly, however.
>>575205403not like there are people who will complain how bad I smell
>>575205403Why would I shower if I'm not dirty?
>>575205403twice per day
>>575204157Well, some personality traits are taken from the people close to the horse (jockey, owner, groom, trainer) but in the end, it's all up to the fact of how keiba markets itselftwo horses from the same generation run against each other multiple times? rivalsa horse wins a race their sire/dam couldn't? fulfilling the dream of their idol/mentora horse wins a legendary (L'Arc, BCC) race that no other from Japan did? Maker of historya horse went from regional nobody to the most beloved in Japan and caused a popularity boom? "Thank you"This stuff is all organic and makes itself without much input, so all you need to do is turn all that into the background and characterization of a cute anime girlThe worst thing is that the west does not market this stuff, Sunday Silence vs Easy Goer with the fact that Sundayman was disliked while Easy Goer was seen as a prodigal child and the next "Big Red" only to lose 3 times against Sundayman in their 4 matches is something out of a sports drama novelBut the best thing? The MADs, holy fuck I love themhttps://youtu.be/URiA8k2VHTc
>>575205395You mean the orange in her hair?
>>575205351No they shouldn't. Cute benevolent ruler Orfevre is great. Just don't talk about her trainer around her or take them away from her and you won't get her ire.
ii'd like orf more if she got a better haircut
>>575205538You're her boss, bro.
>>575198665What agenda are you running bro?
>>575205403I live in monkeyland so showing at least once a day is mandatory if you don't want to smell like dog carcass. I also like to think my umawife gets in the shower with me when I'm in there crying alone
>>575205101I will play with her tongueI will get raped after L'Arc
>>575204996Your village river dips and cow dung showers sound worse to me bwo
>>575203043would rickey let you do this
>>575205697What the heck is monkeyland
JRA did a video on Lovcenhttps://youtu.be/DFhdq579OYQ
>>575205865Brazil
>>575205875Why is this horse so fucking mad
>>575205538Having giant obscene knockers doesn't automatically make you a cherry boy hunter.
>>575205694nothing special just all g1's and trying not to do a lot of em in a rowit's just pasa ggp runsjunior obviously hanshin and hopeless stakes
>>575205921Still is in junior division, she is literally a filly
>>575205925Uma delicia!
>>575205101I can't afford Durandal AND Orfevre, sorry
>>575205972front runner
>>575198665you only need 10 of them to cap gwo
>>575205972It's called aura farmingHe wants to make his jockey the first one to be both a Triple Tiara and Triple Crown winner
>>575206110yeah but I wanna make my danchou happy
ikimasu more like lickimasu
Is this card bait or actually good, and could she be better than Pasa SSR
>>575206152she's bait so you can easy skip her
>>575205983Standing Paizuri before and after every training session.
>>575206272Your opinion doesn't matter Kitasan
>>575206276why did she do it
holy shit trying to get a dirt pink from digitan is absolute ass even with auto
>>575206152Its for lates only because they can double dip with Dia wit
How many songs do I have to buy before the end of junior year?
>>575205403I shower once per day but I have to know /uma/. Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
>>575205993Nice. Thanks bro.
>>575206376why in the shower
>>575206376how many hands do you have bro
>>575206329If you knew, you'd do it too
>>575206152Shes good but not worth pulling for unless your a late player and aim for Dia Wit
>>575205875he's going to lose now from the hype
>>575206376I don't have any teeth though
>>575206474I already have one post to grudge reply to, don't become another
>>5752063613 to pass, 4 if you're doing good, 5 you're highrolling
>>575206152Good but Pasa mogs skill wise, they are strong in their own way
>>575206551Blowie from this anon
>>575206420easier to just shower at night + brush your teeth at the same time than showering and then brushing>>575206436you just hold the brush in your mouth when you're not brushing
>>575206376yes I have my toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower
I started this month with my club being almost dead with maybe 10 active people post MANT disaster.Today we are blessed.
>>575206610easier like you need help with it?
>finally understand how the scenario works>realize just how easy it is to get bricked due to token RNG on top of the usual inspiration RNG>and all results will be glass cannons anyway
>>575205697Nordest bwo... move south...
>>575206638>that door knob grip
>>575199698Skip all.(maybe a few impulse pulls on XDaisca and Aston Machan)
>>575206376Do you brush your teeth once a week too?
I pee while brushing my teeth. It is more efficient.
>>575206610don't you have a sink
>>575206680YAY!
I found out my girlfriend is actually my trainee's older sister and I'm starting to wonder if this was all a setup
>>575206782you pee in your mouth?
>>575206787a grass wonder, one could say
>>575206683easier as in >shower + brush teeth>dry off/put on clothesas opposed to>shower>dry off/put on clothes> brush teeth
>>575206680>777UMAZING
>>575206680based, hope you surpass Mambo and knock them down to A
>>575206272gonna fuck you into the earth
>>575206791would
>>575200408She died for your sins.
>>575206787This is what we call parent looping, its okay torena
>>575206868What the fuck did we ever to do you?
>>575206880thought this was biko from the thumbnaili was disappointed
>>575206816????
105 minutes till my free Tachy
>>575206931You kept schizoing out about me and created that Tickezo demon freak
The real question is whether you guys piss down your shower drain as opposed to taking a piss before/after your shower.
>>575207007Ra... dead trainers arent supposed to post on uma-chan...
>>575207007DAANNNCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOOO
Tomboy sex!
>>575206936where's her big dump truck ass
>got Concentration from Suzuka on autohuh?I thought we can't get chain event from non-pal cards?
>>575205403If it's very cold, I'll go once every 3 daysI shower everyday in the summer unless I'm staying in under the acI do not shower on vacations unless I'm out and/or my balls get super greasy and start to smell like cheetoesEvery other day otherwise
>>575207149you thought wrong
Why did ticket become a demon? Why her specifically? Is it because of the DAHBY spam?
>>575206680I'm part of this success bros i was here
do umas trigger their secret events from racing in auto? I can't tell
>>575207149You can, the auto just really sucks at getting them for some reason. Like worse than actual run gold cucking rates, much worse.
>>575207142Sweepy stole it with a magic spell.
>>575207054I may or may not have done something with a shower that to the death of an altchan
>>575207149You get Concentration in GL from Suzuka's scenario link.
>>575207195DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>575207340Concentration is from Bourbon
Pissing and shitting in the shower is more efficient, just push it down the drain while spraying it with water
>>575207195DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMMNNNATION
Frontbros, what decks you running for GL auto runs?I'm done with my 5 manual parent runs in Unity, so it's time for SMaru to do some cope runs while I'm chilling and waiting for reset.
So bwos, i'm ready to make parents Can you give me the best guide how to optimize it for cybersport? Idk video or page
>>575207304
>>575207394
>>575207054Been doing that since watching the Jimmy Neutron movie as a kid. It's ecological!
AAAIIIEEEE I'M LOADING
Also second questions when is last free ten pull on tachi banner? Is it tomorrow? I already have her, so i want to use free ten on next banner
>>575207443This thread is useless for anything but shitposting. Ask in /vm/ or /v/
>>575207404Hello, Maru, Festa, Fuku are always in my deck. Then I alternate between Yaeno and Falco for skills.I swap the last card around a bit depending on what I want, haven't really found a great option but I usually Marv Power for hints+Stam
>>575207302Okay fine I will masticate to sloppa
>>575207404Posted it before, bit I'm running something like this
Mambo dropping so hard in ranks really shows how 1 person can influence the rank of a club, other clubs in similar situations better keep their high earners close to ward off the /uma/club menace
>>575207686>masticate to sloppa
Seeing the state of /umajp/ I really hope we don't turn into them...
no...don't leave
It was pretty obvious mambocchi was (still) botting but noone in mambo wants to call him out
I started writing my own trainy notes...
>>575207882If you had your own no life neet fan slave, you'd keep your trap shut too
Why is Light Hello so erotic?
>No results found matching the criterianice game idiots, fucking retards
>>575207443I dunno what you mean with Cybersport>find a parent with good whites on chrono or uma.moe to borrow>use the parent with the best whites you have>grab good skill cards you have>keep doing runs till you get something with better whites than the parent you're currently using>swap your old parent for the new one and repeat until you get good whites, a good blue and a good pink>borrow a parent with good whites, a good blue and a good pink>use both of them as Grandparents till you get a parent with good enough whites, blue and pink
>>575207810My Immortal meme, which kinda goes well with Sweepy.
first attempt at an open leauge seiun skyit does ok in lobbies but id really like max speed, MANT might not be the best choice
Man, I'm starving for a three patty burger. Maybe even four patties.
>>575207912please don't call it that
>>575207882JP server bots too who cares
>>575207860Outside of being slow, I don't see anything wrong? At the very least, they don't seem to have schizos there
>>575207715some epic selfcest going on there.
>>575208148Go 4 it fatass (affectionate)
>>575207882100M a month isn't botting numbers
>>575207860it is the final fate of /uma/ and you cannot change itthis will become a keiba only general
>>575208265They don't care about the game.
>>575199482Autisumadanchoubwo...
>>575207007there is not a single instance where the demon wasn't completely right
>>575208002are you blind
>>575208443/umajp/ was already dead by the time the game reached MANT. We will never be like them
>>575208148How do you eat so much, I can barely manage to finish a full meal
>Mayano Top Gun
>>575208445I see 5 posts talking about their CM in the last 10 posts
>>575208017I'm not gonna share my Rickey parent with you and decrease my win rate
How many more free pulls left for tachyon?
>>575208061Damn thats sounds hard
>>575208564one of the greatest characters ever created
>>575207195don't ask
>>575208684I think you should serve me beer and sausages instead.
>>5752086253 tenners
>>575204006hey buddy
>>575206782Do you sleep naked too?
>>575208679worst*
>>575208634There's nothing hard about it, only problem is it can take a lot of time but with auto that isn't really a problem anymore.Also I forgot, you need to do as many G1s as you can for affinity so ideally you want to run an uma that can do Miles, Mediums, Longs and Dirts as a parent.Something like Pasa is great for example if you're f2p and don't have a lot of umas
>>575208684
>>575207195Someone was spam shitposting Mambo and their flatliners with crying/screaming Tickezo pics (DANCHOOOO, DO SOMETHING), and eventually anon made edit of distorted Ticket which stuck around.
>Inari>Tama
wake up
>>575208684>realize i can farm her stars nowshould i? or am i too unworthy of a torena to have not rolled for her on her banner? I was saving for the kita rerun
>>575208908eat your veggies brian
>>575209104I wish sun was shining from the camera pov...
>>575209104Cute granny.
>>575206782isn't this like, a normal thing? You can use slide down your pants while brushing and wait until after you finish to flush.
>>57519881820 carats per auto200 carats per dayYou can get more just running manually tbhdesu especially with 2x rewards and half tp.
top cun
>>575202814no
>>575209104
>>575209104It's really cute to see Dober so spry even at that old age
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN
>>575209104The way she arcs her back here is ridiculous
>>575209104ROLL ALL THE WAY OVER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOBERalways triggers me when horses DON'T FUCKING ROLL PROPERLY
>>575209337this is just so ripe for a fanart
>>575198665it does stop at 200 carats a day, so eventually you hit the cap and start going negative, even in half TP.t. hit the cap hours ago.
>>575209429...thats machan
>>575209465>trainer-kun I'm ready
>>575201259The Bakushin power sR gives THH on its event chain
NONE OF THESEHORSES BESIDES FINEMO ARE IN THE GAME YETWHAT IS THIS CYGAYMES
>>575209292Is Gold City the only uma that treats you like shit throughout the entire career? Even Taishin soften up during her career.
>>575209580i'm getting spoiledddddd aieeeeeeee
>>575209497I imagine it's because they are old as fuck and no longer can do it properly.
>>575209580My adorable and loyal dog is there!
>>575209465very well trained in sexo
>>575209534She might be older than some people here
>>575209580I want Calstone and Durandal.
>>575209497you try rolling over in your 80s. Shit is gonna suck bro.
>>575209580mein kampf.....
>>575208002
>>575209534Anon...>>575209580
>>575209646i want to sex seiun sky
>>575209580THe one with yellow ears walks funny, what's wrong with her?
>>575209580I believe in my wife
>>575209580My wife Calstone is always relevant
Throne or speed Fuku for independent training? Borrow so I can only pick one
>>575209910people overuse the term but light O is the closest to a genuine autism horse
>>575209910
sex with boys
>>575209910the straightest horsei the game
>>575209983Fuku seems to give me good results, haven't tried this deck again with Throne though
>>575209531but you help your danchou outand I don't use tp pots
>>575209775I want to play with her 65 waist. Grab that chubby belly and never let go. Best (only?) good thing about this scenario.
>>575209910Nothing is wrong with her, but >>575210006 is probably right. She is a supreme autist and speed freak. Also the straighest uma in the franchise
>>575207882
>>575209910https://youtu.be/aOeBte28eWIListen to her song then you'll understand
>>575209983Fuku if you are close to achieving SS or close to 600 in an important blue. She's a stat monster. Can run Throne for sp and decent stats otherwise.
>>575210174>filenameRUDOLF ENOUGH WITH THIS SHITE
>>575210174Thanks for the giggle
>>575209910The straightest racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Yiq4K21IE
My club is back to A+Feels good, thanks auto training
>>575210409no thanks to a certain SOMEONE
I didn't request sashes today.PRAISE ME PRAISE ME WHERE'S MY GOOD JOB AWARD
>>575210496You're right...
>>575210189Thats a banger
GUYS SHE SAYS NEKO WHICH KINDA SOUNDS LIKE NWORD HAHAHAHAHA SHE'S RACIST
I think I'm gonna run something like this for the mile CM
>>575210584them too
>>575210661basedmust roll
>>575210661Yes.
Palmer wife
>>575210828>>575210828>>575210828bwead
post the stream for the race
>>575210820I want to eat Yeppers' tiny pancakes!
I will kill you and take your Toughness juice
>>575210661Neko doesn't sound anything like "the Nword" tho
Just know that if you request rare sashes I write your name down in a notebook and I will forever hold a grudge against you. In your time of need I will not be there to help you. You facilitated your own demise
>>575210547good boy nonny!
>>575210661it actually sounds so close to nigga that I will surprised if cygames DOESN'T replace the audio for global
I kinda like that the run is bricked after one failed trainingit always kind of was before, but especially nowso insta restart
>>575210820>Bijin>she really is pretty HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>>575210891bitch ass club niggas will call non-dirtie sashes "rare" when you can buy them for 3 cleats and they're in the rotation of every auto run
>>575211236just faggot tourists ignore
