Pakalive Dash Vol. 5 will premiere 7/29: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcDZ5Dod8RgPrevious: >>574531419>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Rulership (3*)>New UmamusumeTitleholder>Next Lvl 6-7 AwakeningsSilence Suzuka - July>New Scenario"Tracen-ken, Repaying the Favor" now available, guide coming soonBackground-App Auto Training now availableFull Details: https://umamusume.jp/news/detail?id=3315CM Long currently underway, Nakyama, 3600m, right, good, summer, sunny, NO DebuffersLoH Classic will be held in August, Kyoto, 2000m, right, summerCM Mile will be held on September, Tokyo, 1800m, left, good, autumn, sunny>Tracen-ken Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/19VgqFGEJgkX2T5dWCNgx8JnVm_PkuFLg0y9pJ2OnyF4/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURLos Angeles - NEXT 10/22~23Pre-Sale Info:https://www.axs.com/jp/series/33833/peacock-theater-umamusume-pretty-derby-tickets?skin=peacockLondonSeoulYokohamaTravel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>569152246Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301Season 5: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=116385>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De3oe2I5PbYNetkeiba stream for King George with commentary.
Cam on Masba bring it home for the duraclan
Keiba ga suki na onna.
>>575213159Do the bongs not have their own stream?
>>575213396paywalled or behind betting platforms
I still don't understand how it's not a conflict of interest when you're running horses from four different owners in the same race.>>575213396If there is then I can't find it. Probably hidden behind their own paid streaming service,
>>575213259He won't. Not with Lemaire and not against Calandagan
>>575213694Ballydoyle are playing their own game with obrien and simply taking turns in winning, pretty much playing CM with the lesser horse serving as pacer / blocker
Keiba nation.
and were off
Rumao... stop settling way behind.....
Kalpana wins it
I FUCKING HATE LEMAIRE HE DID THE SAME SHIT BE DID IN DUBAI HOLY FUCK GET HIM A NEW JOCKEY
Another year of jp public humiliation
Calpana then Calandagan then Benvenuto Cellini.
>>575214567Revenge from last year
>>575214419Her marked Calandagan but Masba didn't respond well.
Well, at least O'Brien didn't win.Calandagan settled in the back for way too long in my opinion, and MasBa didn't even accelerate.
Did Wurttemberg get injured? completely gave up
>>575213396>>575213489CrazyWe don't even have TV licences and yet it's available for free on one of the horse racing channels here (streaming too)I guess technically my taxes are paying to rebroadcast the UK footage
Wurtemburg got pulled to the side, might be injured
>>575214575I'm so mad I meant Sha Tin
>>575215220>TV licences???
>>575215232>>575215209Christ. I hope he's ok.
Japan got turbomogged by eurouma's again
Full results. Japan finished behind O'brien's pacemaker
>>575215827>Oh we're totally not going to use Action as a pacemaker, no sir
>>575215952
is lememe washed?
>>575216428Guess I misremembered.
>>575216490Rumao has always been a weak region farmer(Japan). When he goes up against the big boys he needs a generational hors like Eclair that ride themselves and he's only there to add weight
>>575215209Murphy said the pace was too fast and Wurttemberg can't keep up so he simply stopped trying to push him
>>575215827what the fuck happened to minnie hauk
>157 lengthsWurttemberg...
>>575216808Seemed to run out of gas as well. was 3rd for the majority of the race trying to keep up with Action and Lambourn. Seeing what Murphy said it seems the pace was pretty brutal for the honses
>>575216758I trust him. Better safe than sorry.
>>575217745Never bring Kita & Dura to EU together
>deep impact granddaughterNIPPON BANZAI!
>>575217873After Liberty Island, I am fine with jockeys erring on the safe side
>>575217937So in fact, this is not another humiliating Japanese defeat at all, but a rare species of Japanese bloodline victory.
>>575218576Japan won under Purgatory rules, yes
>>575217745Croix barely beat Wurttemberg by a nose (I think it was a dead heat) whilst Masba beat Wurttemberg by 161 lengths and people still think Croix is better than Masba
>>575218201Aye. We could have lost F4 if Takeshi didn't stop him the moment he noticed something was off, then we wouldn't have this current Epi-F4 win streak we're enjoying now.
>>575218576It's humiliating to JP breeders because EU can produce a Pui's grandchild G1 winner with only a handful of sires
>>575218764Stop escaping from /a/ Sandro.
>>575218764"You've got it all wrong."
>>575219304
>>575219175Oh hey a fellow kengan ashura enjoyer
>>575218986Maybe the Sundayman inbreeding has finally caught up to Shadai.
Tawake
Tawake~
>>575221293I find it really fucking weird that despite being excellent at dealing with shitty turf, none of Sunday's kids in Japan were really capable of passing that part of his genes.I guess the awsner is to give Puilings and other similar Sundayspawn more European mares? Deep's most succesful overseas kids came from Irish/English/French mares.
The next Pakatube is set for this coming week, so its time for another Pakacup.This time the theme will be ponies. Only umamusume of 155cm or lower in height allowed. You can filter umas by height on sites such as Gametora.The track will be on Tokyo's 2000m course. Set in the Summer.Training scenario will be on Grand Live, no support card restrictions.Usual rules as followed:1) No skill evolutions (pink skills).2) Only one umamusume per participant.The race will of course be on the day of the Pakalive. Sign-ups will begin 24 hours before the start time.
>>575221479>>575222118she umapyoid her torena by force while whispering "tawake" into his earsthe horror....
>>575211224Spe-chan definitely gets a huge build advantage, especially in this cup.Her growths in Stam and Int along with her built in recovery gold enable her to go all in on the SP benefits of a 3 SPD 1 STM deck, on top of the advantages that being an Awakening 7 uma grants her.
>>575222118Groove licked all over my ninjin against my will.
give him some comforting words dacchis
>>575222381I think it's Hail to Reason's blood
>>575223836cheer up, you'll be back to farming fuchu in just a couple months
>>575224349Not if this year's classics gen has anything to say about it.
>>575224349>>>575224705I need to see this current classic gen against the older horses to make a judgement. I also don't think outside of Lovcen there's been any stand out
What's more difficult for Nip horses? The Ascot uphill or French bog?
At this point how much of it is just the difference in terms quality of jockeys and trainers rather than the actual pedigree which prevents nips from winning in europoor? Also I really wish there was a way to ban rabbits/pace makers in races
>>575225752Rossa Ryan get suspended for 28 days for "throwing" a race, meanwhile these rabbits essentially do the same.
>>575225752they should do what ECP's connections did in his french campaign, let their horses spend more time in europe to acclimate to the harsh and difficult bongland tracks.
>>575218576If people wanna claim Kalpana as a JP bloodline victory, by that exact same logic Pui would be American
>>575228265It's about where they studded, not where they raced/were born
Ryusei is Japan's only hope
It's been a while since I started skipping races instead of seeing them. Not only is 3600m boring to watch even on 4x, whoever's leading by the final leg is usually the winner with small chance of late comeback.
>>575222118kawaii belochan~!
>>575214567>>575215509Kalpana is Deep Impact's granddaughter
>>575215509Satano Reeve is actually a silver medalist in Europe and was so close to winning his first G1 race in Europehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satono_Reve
>>575225752Rice Shower could have definitely won this King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes at Ascot. Unfortunately, Rice Shower was unable to pass on his stayer genes to the next generation of Japanese race horses
>>575228913Study of Man, Kalpana's sire was active in Newmarket so then by that logic she would be a bonghorse?
we need a new divegrass model of Gurunee dragging Rulercchi around while having chibi gaki Durarara on Gurunee's shoulders and have her be called たわ家mama
https://www.iwara.tv/video/v7UQBpxzslKNMV/summer-197x-alt-cut>it took till global anni for mofos to FINALLY use something other than Koikatsu or MMD to make some proper 3D umanko
>irrational part of my brain decided to keep racing instead of sandbagging>fluked into At-there should be an accept/decline for A group at the start of round 2, at least for borderline cases.....
>>575242491Logowyfe.
>>575242491>wearing a paper-thin see-through-when-wet hoodie to the beachDevious.
>>575244154Finally I get an excuse to put my wife on the team
attempt nanpa?
>see globabs talk about KGVIQE and Masba's loss>Someone say Masba should've stayed in japan his international campaign makes no sense>Globabs claiming Masba went international because they know he can't win against CroixWhats with newfags talking about Croix like he's Eclair? See so many globabs giga glaze Kitasan and his spawns. Meanwhile I saw some statistic something like about 90% of kitaspawns winners are club owned. Rarely does a kitaspawn being sold win any graded races (I don't know the ratios of other horses)
>>575254394I assume you are talking twitter or something like that?
>>575254659Yeah, reddit basically the same thing
>>575254891My best guess is that they fell for Kita hype
>>575254394While he's no Eclair, there's no doubt that he's a level above and is the current horse to beat back in Japan.
I actually hate Lemaire and the French so much it's unreal
>>575258045He's definitely the most accomplished horse currently but claiming masba went international to dodge croix domestically is delusional especially when the international opponent is Calandagan and Romawo. I've also seen the opinion of Kitasan currently being the 3rd best sire in Japanese history (behind Sundayman and Pui) because of AEI
>>575258873You think you hate him now. Just wait until he robs us of a triple crown and wins Kikuka with Paintre Naif or some shit
>>575223836you're alive and safe and that's all that matters
>>575258948Northern Taste...Forgotten...
>>575258948That claim is definitely a bit much. Croix is still susceptible to random shit happening. Whereas with Nox, there was a certainty that he would win no matter what. Kita right now is quite an insane streak of producing G1 winners so I can see that in the future. People are just getting too hyped I suppose.
so how good is this loser metawise
>>575262093...We care about meta here? Not roll with our dic- I mean hearts?
>>575262093Amazing or dogshit and no inbetween.
>>575262093You build her as oigomi for consistency, since her kit is already so gimmicky
>>575262093no 2nd kiremono event = not metabut if you like her that won't stop you
>>575254394>>575258948>>575259924While Croix didn't give as much confidence as Nox in winning, he's still an extremely consistent performer across various tracks & situations. Meanwhile Maball starting to feels like a tokyo merchant with all his losses coming from right-handed track with shorter last straight. Honestly I doubt Maball can show his full potential in Kyoto & Hanshin
>>575264252>MaballYeah let's not use that nickname for him
>>575264252Myballs already had a temper freakout after the Calandagan JC, and the dura blood comes with the glass legs.
>>575264869You don't like MaBalls?
>>575265124Autocorrect what the fuck
if only haruten were torn down and replaced with a middle distance KGQE prep race, masbo would have won...
>>575265389SHADAI BEGONE!
>>575265389If Yoshida brings back that argument, I will get mad.
>>575265389I've seen people say the main issue with the Ascot is the climb. The undulation in Japan is like 5m max whereas at the ascot its 20m. Epsom is supposedly 40m. I've seen Rumao's post-race interview also say that Masba needed a breather after the hill. Maybe that's why he didn't respond well in the final straight
>>575265882 (You)He also said he felt the pace of the race wasn't that fast, which makes me think the hill was the primary struggle for Masba. It also shows that Wurttemberg was completely out of his depth unfortunately seeing that Murphy said Wurttemberg could not keep up with the pace of the race so he called it
>>575266053Japanese horses are way too spoiled with their man-made racecourse with uniform ground and can't handle EU's natural uneven terrain, some said they're having trouble getting a proper grip on the ground
i love Ruroshi. She's hot as fuck, a dork and i love her hobodrip
>>575267316Bogchamp doesn't have uphill that steep, right? That's just in the bongland
>>575268510longchamps has about 30m undulation. but deauville and saint-cloud, where japanese horses have won G1s, are both more or less perfectly flat.
>Moooom, I can't pause the game, it's online!
>>575269442Huh. That's just as brutal if not more with the bogs.
https://idolhorse-audition2026.com/Don't forget to vote for Shin Emperor in this idol hors audition.
>>575269442Bogchamp's hill is relatively short (more of a sudden hill round the middle) and stays relatively flat otherwiseAscot has a U-shaped elevation map with a climb throughout the entire final straight, so it's more of a challenge stamina/strength-wiseJRA has a comparison pic, but I can't post images
Danons Champion and Dax both lost...
>>575276636Nyo... Never heard of J.Collett before
>>575276636>"The half-bro of a champion horse I owned flopped"Young Rich will follow the same fate....
>>575277086You can't convince me how cool of a name a hons has doesn't impact their racing ability. Equinox, Flightline, Titleholder, Efforia, Shahryar. "Here come's the titan of the world turf. He is Young Rich" sounds auraless
>>575277642My sleepy hero...
>>575278135
>>575277642what do you think of the name of the current double crown hors "Lovcen"
>>575277642Hey, Shirankedo had a pretty good career even with a fumny name.
Another Flightline debut in 10 mins
Someone stop F4 spawns
>>575283939Got second by three and a half length, could be better but not the worst. Will have to wait for his next race.
EFUFUFUFUFUFU
>>575286016OOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
congrats bms too strong
The Thousand-Year Spe Teikoku
I thought Round 2 B-group was supposed to be comfy....
>>575288263>machitan
>>575288263Damn dude you gotta be doing something wrong to lose to Machitan in debuffless B tier.
>>575288263>>575289493holy fug, just seeing default Machitan appear is one thing but I wasn't expecting a win out of one
arr hors looks same
>forgot to use my tickets yesterdayAh well, another B finals loss it is.
What a shame that he couldn't go to Dubai. Hoping for the racist Ooi hero to renpa both.
>>575293171Imagine if Japan loses in Korea too. It'll be a year of humiliation.
>>575294116This might be the last Korea Cup race at Seoul before relocation. I can see that happen as a nice sendoff.
breddy gud
>>575294948Any news on when they'll finish the new racecourse?
>>575296107Seems they're planning to open it in September
https://www.sanspo.com/race/article/general/20260726-N5VMCT2E35J3RBZN2MWS7RBCXY/Name tribute on a G1 race, didn't think that JRA would go this far but deserved
>>575297906Nice. If only they'd add steeplechase to the game.>また、蛯名正義元騎手(現調教師)と国枝栄元調教師(現厩務員)が顕彰者に選定されたことを記念して、11月23日の東京9Rを「顕彰者選定記念 レジェンドジョッキーカップ(蛯名正義元騎手)」(2勝、芝2400メートル)、同10Rを「顕彰者選定記念 レジェンドトレーナーカップ(国枝栄元調教師)」(3勝、ダ2100メートル)として実施する。A few more years and we'll get レジェンド厩務員カップ (国枝栄元厩務員).
>>575297328That's sooner than I thought.
>>575298205I kinda want the umas eating shit on a failed jump in a funny way to come with it, but just like with collisions Cygames will never go for it.
>>575299189NNNYYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>575299189SAVE ME AI NUI
>>575299189aiieeeee tasuketeeeee
>>575299189EEEAAAAGHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8OawQegYE
>>575299189SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH TH
>>575299189has there ever been an uma that jumped on her trainer other than golshi?
>>575299189>POV: Cygames dev that still hasn't implemented Tact's career
>>575299960Taiki glomped her trainer and I'm sure Blast would do the same.
My dog son...
Just finished reading Ruracchi's career, and man after 5 months of average careers (and a bad one) it's nice to have some good fucking food.It's reminiscent of Crown's career, lots of strategizing and analyzing rivals in between races and each of her genmates gets their own spotlight. And the subject of family, specifically generations is portrayed very nicely, first with Rose and her clan's rivalry with the Groove line, then Ruler taking Kiseki and the Moreira sisters under her wing to impart her knowledge and technique to them, then finally with the gold family due to Ruler and Stego's similarity. It's also interesting how they clearly show the difference between bobas who attracts their kids with their running with himbas who attract theirs through direct guidance.
>>575304261There's also a couple of neat references to Pakatube board games and a reference to the 2012 Arima Kinen commentary.
>>575305681AAAAIIIEEEE
>>575305681What the fuck is that creature on the ri
>>575299960Akebono grabs us and swings us around after a few races if I remember right.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Sa8FchhTJ-0?What are they planning with this? What's the occasion?
>>575310567sex
>>575310803禁止
>>575310579it will be revealed in a dream
how much fans for a club to hit S and A+ in jp?
>>575310579The Durandal fantasy OVA was revealed to me in a dream.
YES
https://x.com/KFC_jp/status/2081348852217749744AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>575323573GOD FUCK NOT AGAINI DON'T WANT TO EAT SOGGY CHICKENS AGAIN
so did any 3yo sign up for Sprinters G1 yet?
Lala yade.
And the Shin Jidai cast without the main character.
>sleepy hero next weekNice. I hope he can endure the summer heat.
Seeing Cornucopian today, reminded me of Wurttemberg yesterday. Glad that Oisin Murphy prioritized his health. God I hate Baffert so much bros.
Wait a second, oh ny
F4's stocks are soaring right now. Would be reall cool if Taihospawns and Shahyarspawns start strong as well next year
this sequence in auto-train gets me horny everytime....
>>575327928She can't wait to mentor her own now.
Boy I sure love training dirters with their backloaded schedule fucking with the scenario gimmick.
>>575327928ONsario would never, but that slut Offsario...
>>575327159He seem to not suffer anything fatally right?
>>575341156Kingu will kill me if she knew about the things I'm thinking of doing to her daughter.
>>575336142Shah's kids don't debut until 2028
>married uma has to wear her old shoubufuku over the happiness fatLuv' this trope.
>Want to see what umas can run in Virgo II>Put min D aptitude for dirt and medium>This is all that's leftThis CM fucking sucks, is this going to be one of the worst CMs of all time?
>>575346089anon...
>>575346089We run STAYERS here sir
Nice to see another family team.
>>575282135NTA, but Black Mountain is badass in its simplicity.The Kokuoh title he's picked up is awesome too.
>>575277642And that is why Shin Emperor will win a G1 this year
https://youtu.be/is33K69h1qg"T has come to."
>>575345127I forgot he has his infertile year... Then I hope Taihospawns do what F4 kids are doing this year followed by Shahyar's kids doing it the following year
>>575352043>I forgot he has his infertile yearit's not even because of his infertility, he retired a year later than taiho is why
>>575310579oh my god....they animated her doing a nadenade motion on herself....this inu musume is too fucking cute....homehomehomehomehome/10
who do we think are getting summer alts in a few days
>>575359702Me
>>575345349I didn't say you could post this picture of my wife
>>575359883You been working on your summer bod too dacchi?
>>575360075I reserve the right to repost cute umas, sir.
>>575359702since Pokke and Donna got theirs, maybe it's about time for Orfe alt.
>>575356373Is the period where he was relieved from studding inbetween the 1st and 2nd crop then or did the fertility issue get sorted quick? I remember he was retired from studding and then unretired all of a sudden
>>575304261>after 5 months of average careers (and a bad one)which was the bad one?
>>575358372
>>575366416>>575366967The fuck is your problem
>>575367154Marriage or she stays single foreverAND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT ACCORDING TO TRACEN
I don't care what my retarded daughter says, none of you cunts get to marry her.
Verxina has once again thrown a brick onto my window
>>575366196Admire Groove? But I don't think anyone has said it was outright bad, just "painfully average" and "lots of missed potential".
>>575366236it's amazing that cygays made an official version of this bottom panel
>>575367154*starts crying*
>>575367154I wonder of rura would cum if her trainer says this while groggy from just waking upYou know, the usual anime shit?Probably not, she'd cry
>>575369368*runs away crying and locks herself in her room*
BAD MOOD
>>575370814She'll show up in the finals, trust.
Help
>>575371273>not on the starting lineupdamn...
>>575371550Just say you're too tired
>>575371706Well yeah, we got ranked 15th, not exactly a starter territory...
>>575371892I had hope because she was there at the start
>>575372007*she was there on that first screen
>>575371550What's the point in trying to reject advances from your uma anyway?It's not like it's going to cause problems
>>575372429Some of us have standards and care about professionalism.Not me, but some of us.
Since we're on topic of divegrass, we'll be playing in Co-op cup in two weeks. It uses a different game version and ruleset so we're back to having two gold medals, who should we use them on? Back to Ulala and Shonbori or should I give it to Keiba since he technically has the second highest rating on the team?
>>575327159>>575339843https://x.com/DelMarRacing/status/2081452673266860198RIP
>>575373609i'm biased toward rudolf but wouldn't hate keibaposting
>managed to win two whole races in A group against shitters who were even less fit for A group than me so that I could secure my B finals entryphew, I was sweating when I lost the first 11 races consecutively
I hate long so fucking much.
>>575373852bobbu strikes again...
Reminder that Rulership is rich and isn't suited to a peasant like (you).
>>575392942Commoner being married into rich family is a common and realistic trope
>>575392942>stacked hikkineet brat that throws a tantrum if you don't partner with her or commit your life to her is also an affluent ojou making these demands of youit just keeps getting better
>>575393591>Marry (you)>No more money from family>No more designer brand >More importantly, no more overpriced tabletop minis
>>575393942images you can smell
>>575373852Fucking Baffert.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2081575314543743093?s=20
>>575410605This feels uninspired.
>>575410605Why Buena is here and get the center place? She's neither a fatty or cosplaying as THE mascot of KFC itself. Gold Ship should swap place with her.
am i raped
>>575414228More like, you have been raped.
>>575410605I love my childhood friend
>>575410605How hard to get is the Acrylic shit gonna be?
>>575414363You don't love your childhood friend if you let her work at KFC
>>575415634Hard times...
>>575415634She's learning to lick my finger good
>>575414323oh nyoooooooooooo
First LG spotted
>>575373609Keiba if he has a unique horn. Shonbori if he doesn't. Keiba hasn't scored since you asked that question about giving him his own unique goalhorn.
>>575410605The main heroine of the franchise.
Himba Flame
>>575426706This is somehow Mirako's fault.
For me it's this adorable boymare.
just stolen
>>575428661Out of the 3 doofuses, she's the only one who came back with (your) child.
>>575431031I wonder which direction would they take with blast
>>575432891Evidently she has all sorts of wholesome fantasies.
B group wasn't comfy at all...
>>575438702Ayabe would NEVER violate my rights…
>>575441796>impulsive JKs at the peak of their youthMaybe Ulala wouldn't because the three goddesses would do some bullshit but anyone else?LolLmao
>>575442098It is your duty as a trainer to stop their advances and force them to focus on more important things. Tracen is an academy, not a brothel.
>>575442220Tracen is A academy, alright.
Rulership will be forever jobless
>>575442098does uraratore have the easiest life in tracen?>won't get raped>urara doesn't really have to win>will make endless money from merch alone
>>575443571>won't get rapedlmao
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01673916.htmlMayano Top Gun ASMR R18
https://x.com/mik02387/status/2081346794488033430Desk-kun.....
Cafe sexo.
>>575447978They already had Demuro riding him in training last year after losing the Arc and he was supposedly getting mogged by 2yo horses in training so not surprising.
>>575447978The Genesis Method???
>>575444060Nani?
>>575447978I hope not, I was hoping to see C. Demuro with Mumile for an Arima renpa
>>575457080Just because Halu Ulala don’t violate your rights doesn’t mean any of the other whors prowling around Tracen won’t smell the metaphorical blood in the metaphorical water.
>>575457874Urara will protect her trainer.
>>575463419Thanks Falcobro, that was great advice.
Weird how they let you run the same uma twice these days
>>575464858The other one has much bigger tits, but somehow seems much more of a loser.
>>575464858one doesn't shave
this artist is so close to it...
>>575462595sex digitan
>>575447978Boooo. I hope they're not blaming him for Takarazuka. No one could've won against Tabaru in that race.
Howaaaaaaa
what did my sweet bouquet mean by this..............
pretty ohimba
>>575466305I give it a couple months before he opens a fanbox.
>>575468547>bouquet would neveryes she would lick your carrot
>>575442609>ningen already two kids deep into being ensnared by former tantou uma into marriagenyo...nyoooo!!!! free my boy!!!
Gold City's sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lungMachines can keep you breathingBut what happens when you find a new race's begun?Flip a switch and turn it off; you won't be able to breatheSo either way you're 16th
https://x.com/uma_umai0000/status/2081718479057772562
>>575475607need to go listen to the proto umas again
>>575475607Shiichi was there before Xina had her strugglesFalco is a different matter
>finally get to watch bouquet's story>acts like a stalkerwhat the heck
>>575478773It's called true loveYou wouldn't get it
>>575478773>stalkerwhat a weird way to describe someone who likes you
Who do we blame for this?
>>575480235It doesn't matterNow listen!The good trainer has to pay! (with his body)
>>575478773it's fine, Tracen umas are allowed to do this with their torenas
Stay safe with the heat dacchis.
[x] 褒め[x] 褒め[x] 褒め
I'm low on vitamin shion
>>575506510
I want this.
>>575444264uh..how many of the lesser known seiyuu are still doing eroge on the side outside of mio hoshitani?
>>575519121https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01237046.htmlThat's Cheval GrandThat particular circle always hire eroge seiyuus and there's good chance that the pseudonym is linked to one mainstream seiyuu on vndb.
>>575517806ibis summer dash this weekend
>>575444264am I retarded but i dont see any sampledoes it sound like maya
>>575475607I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but carotene.And with this spark I'm gonna be the biggest whale that they've ever seen.Spook me now or let me roll.Either way, my stash's gonna burn.The only way that I'll ever learn.
from flash's gen we're still missing Big Week, Hiruno d'Amour, Danon Chantilly and Saint Emilion (Apapane never ever)
>Trainer san, what are you doing?Breeding my Uma>It's four o clock in the morning. Why on Earth are you breeding your Uma?Because I've lost control of my life.
>>575530693saving that for when Main Story covers the early 2010s generation
>>575520975well i already knew she had an alias but that work is from 2 years ago, her profile is a lot bigger now and i personally doubt she 'has' to do that kind of stuff anymore just like a lot of the veteran names in the uma cast who were doing eroge 15+ years ago when they were youngeri'll just keep an eye out for that circle's stuff specifically or something
Tracen is an academic and athlete institute
>>575499173This is child's play compared to the humid shitholes down south.
>>575534560Ok Richijo, it's time for your lunch time nap.
With this, Tact's implementation, finally...
>>575478773>STALKER The Zone is more Tact's wheelhouse.
Curren Bouquetd'or is a cunning umamusume
Tacto, pls be a normal uma, other than the hiking/bear hunting thingpls be normal
>>575543879>be a normal umathat's called being a mob uma
>>575546284Neicha is pretty normalMakween tooDanstu's normalUrara?
>>575547198How did you forget Mirako?
>>575547729She doesn't like the pool, that's not normal, fat fuck
>>575547729But Mirako is the cool senpai to the totally normal and ordinary Pui?
>>575547729Mirako is NOT normal.
Going to hostess clubs should be allowed, especially for trainers like Jones who's already in his rough 40s......
>>575550070What's the connection between Mirako and Pui?
>>575559725Don't know, but it's cute.
>>575222642One more day until the Pakalive!Sign-ups for the Pakacup will begin later tonight at 8PM EST, and the race will start 24 hours afterwards.Bring your favorite pony and have fun!
>>575561247Okay, thanks dacchi.
>>575563787You can make an edit like this for every uma.
https://x.com/Ann_Since1967/status/2081952793468784883
Aruvu
>>575561476SSSSSEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2026/07/27/hawthorne-race-course-horse-track-buyer-data-center-developer-stickney-cicero-ai-artificial-intelligenceCalled it
>>575457874Don't think being the trainer of the uma who wasn't won a single race would make him attractive to other whors
>>575572580I do wonder how long this data dentre building craze will go on for. People keep saying that the AI bubble will pop, but it certainly doesn't seem like it will any time soon.
>>575575010The moment they stop, the chinks will overtake, at least that's the scare. For now, the problem is that those buildings are turning the surrounding neighborhood into misery hell of Flint MI, so either the public rejection will grow larger or even become destructive, or the (((big tech))) will figure how to make it harmless. I want to lick Shion's apple scented pits
what did these s*ndayspawn mean by this?!?!?!?!
oyakodon...
ok Light Hello, I'll trust you and follow you to an isolated location and that you have no ulterior moti
My dog is misbehaving.
>>575589073insane how this WHORE manage to steal so many torenas in global
>>575589385Maybe globalbabs are the real whores
>>575589385>>575590015they are simply reliving our 1.5 anni
>>575590519Global actually following the path JP followed despite insisting they were better than us will never not be funny.
>>575591770>mfw the umanko hits
>>575589385At this pace they're gonna cum in their pants when Ryoka arrives.
>>575593638The fresh 3P art with Elfie will be glorious.
There's literally nothing wrong with adult womenHaving relationship with Hello, Ryouka, Sugar etc etc would not only be good, it would also uphold good morals. Trainers should date fellow adults, not umas they train
>>575594747>Sugar>AdultAt least mention REAL adult women next time
>>575594747for me, it's the okami
>>575594747so true, I hope Verxina finds a partner that's right for her the way I did with Light Hello-san
>>575599671GIWTWM
Nice try but we all know Xina leglocked her torena while having hot and passionate umapyoi
>her sources
>>575600325But her trainer isn't interested in her, she clearly deserves someone better as her husband.
This uma is delusional, send her to the doctor's room
>>575600548Yeah, like GentilTore!
wouldn't it be so wacky to get assaulted by seven Creeks in different libido cloths all with her Yuuki Kana voice that would be so crazy hahaha
>turning creek into a freakShouldn't you be using the other thread, globalbab?
>the joke has eluded dacchineeds more 賢さ training I see...
>told that I'm applying for a position to train uma musume>there's a bunch of inu musume insteadnani
Man, I love VerxinaWhat a fun girl to bully
We know Gentil
Xina is such a prankster, but she should be more careful. She should be saving stuff like this for her future husband, whoever that lucky devil is.
Shut up already man, go dick her down if you're going to keep talking about her
>>575612674Could I? She's certainly waiting for a man more of her type though...
>>575603706She is becoming too inu now.
copa copa
>>575222642Sign-ups have started for tomorrow's Pakacup!The room code is 3763 0596Hope everyone has a fun time and good luck with the CM finals!
I took it too easy and missed the entire CM...
>>575633585I was about to throw mine in then I realized its supposed to be GL.
>>575634245>torena went full mirako modedamn
https://x.com/coolmoreamerica/status/2082197625156051367
>>575634245You didn't miss much.
Rura...
copa cabana
>>575633585>>575222642Ah shit, I forgot that it's Grand Live. Gotta retrain my girl now.
2nd place... well that's kinda expected... I think I never won any 3000m+ CM
Well at least this loss wasn't as bullshit as the last CM. Heck I probably could have won if my understanding of the scenario was better; I'm only managing around 8500~ skill points while everyone else is hitting 9k+.
>guy who has MLB Dia in finalswell 2nd place it is then
My Apple won Group B. If that's not the Apple experience, I don't know what is. She one upped a shitter Orfe though.
>Won Group B>Couldn't luckshit Rura in the step upThis might as well be a loss, as far as I'm concerned.
I was hoping for a Mejiro 1-2-3, but Ryan watching her children shoot off and duel each other for first place was pretty dramatic too.
Time to celebrate with some ramen
>3rd in BI should kill myself
https://youtu.be/RMBEUnx6LsIThis will do, until Cygames finally lets the real thing out.
>wife won in B groupit's been a while since I've seen the live....
>>5756512359000? Which supports did you use? Im usually averaging 7500 ~ 8000.
Lyx.....
>came in 3rd, 4th, 5th
What is she hiding?
>nanaban stinky>wineven though it's tier B, finally a win. Thanks fat mirako
>>575672837>fat mirakoThis implies the existence of a thin Mirako.
thin mirako does exist no?
>>575670528I get 2, 3, 4 constantly, even when I used debuffersI've been ready to go for years now
it's time
Final bets for swimsuits?
>>575680264Swimsuit Support Cards for Ai, Kiseki, and Stego.Swimsuits for Bright and Dantsu.
>>575665182Winner's deck and skill points for reference.They had the advantage of running 3 Speed with the best possible SP bonus cards.As for me my own decks had to run at least one card each that had 1 less SP bonus.
>>575680264Kiseki & Dantsu swimsuit altAi, Bright, and Fusapan sappoka
I know summer Ai is impossible but I want it...
>>575680264Light O swimsuit
>>575682324This is what we all want.
>>575682324Only if the swimsuit is a perfect square.
>>575681374>tfw i run this exact deck frequently but have never gone above 85.k pts
>>575682919My current opinion is that this scenario is heavily dependent on friendship stacking, and in the case of 3 Speed decks there is a big advantage in running umamusume with growths outside of speed.The biggest problem I've had in runs is having good timing on when to use my ramen bonuses. I can be sitting on ramen ready to eat for several turns without a good support stack showing up, forcing me to eat on suboptimal turns. Then the reverse also happens where I get an amazing stack but can't trigger the appropriate region ramen to maximize my gains.
They're really going all in on the ramen. Are we going to get Rumao's ramen recommendation next?
Fffffuck, this feels worse than getting trounced by several meters. And to think 'nomeno was the "sure. whatever" filler unit.Stego, you useless smelly hobo.
>What am I doing with my life?
>>575684590>Be a Ramen aficionado>Grew up known around the prefecture as one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Ramen Reviews>Your tongue is unmatched in the art of appreciating umami of quality ramen>Times are hard though, ramen reviewing doesn't pay well>Get approached by strange yakuza men to be cast on a talk show about ramen>Agree and step on stage>Strange women wearing horse ear accessories are talking about ramen>You're not sure how you got here again>Wondering if you're ever going to get to talk about ramen
What the fuck? They had got an actual ramen expert to act as consultant for the new scenario?
>his face when he gets to talk about ramen
I wonder what the next oddball domestic scenario will be after ramen.
