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Tachyon LOVE
Jigg in progress:https://jiggie.fun/eO_J7Lhttps://jiggie.fun/eO_J7LJigg in waiting:https://jiggie.fun/xW2tnEhttps://jiggie.fun/xW2tnE
>>575257013I got a lot of copies of her card but I still need a couple more I think, I will get them though
A quick refresher on the benefits of brown
wahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2cQPUNfcWhy did they decide to release this in English? I don't know who any of these characters are
>>575257194I have gotten 2I will have to hope she graces my pulls at least once more, preferably twice
If I had 0 pulls how many rolls would I be able to do between now and the end of the tachyon banner?
>>575257236>mfw
>>575257413Chuduma...
>today I got spooked by guts Bamboo Memory>spooked by 5 different SSRs on free pullsWhat's the point of rate up?
>>575257354It's in Japanese though
how many tachy pulls still?
Hi hi /uma/! How has your day been? Are you doing good? I hope you are! How's your rolls been so far? Did ya win? Did ya lose? I'm rooting for good things to happen to you either way okay? Don't give up!
>>575257405according to the gaslight calc we're still getting 10 carats by the time her banner ends so that'd be another 70>>57525758420 more freebies
>>5752575841 more tenner
>>575257732She's gonna eat you
>>575257623Thank you Doto, the pulls have been fine, I didn't care much about Tachyon speed but I still got her to 1LB so might as well get her to 2LB, that's good, right?
>>575257673>>575257674
>>575257354I really like this song so much I replayed it 7 times already, the part where they sing really fast is very good
sup queers
Asking again in this thread, does anyone have that one image that compiles all the anniversary uma vouchers and umas that are eligible to be vouchered by it?
>>575257867Taiki wouldn't say this she would hit us up with a "Howdy, fags"
>>575257623Thank you Doto, I hope you have a good day and good pulls too. I got 5 LH and 4 Tachyon in 380 rolls, so I'd say I came out okay. I'm completely dirt poor now with only 3k Carats left to my name. I've gotta hard save up again for Festival Tamamo Cross and Inari One then whatever leftover gets put into Mr. CB/Super Creek banner. And then I get to super hard save so I can pull for Twin Turbo and Mejiro Ramona.
>>575257493she's not a chud, she's a chub
Neck and Neck vs No Stopping Me! Which one is better for a pace chaser during CM17?
>>575257969Thats incredibly lucky dude, congrats
> It's a medium cm bro, you don't need that much stamina, specially on XOguri with the recoveries> Do a 3 runs to obtain a medium S 1600 (+80) spd, 750 (+40) stam, 1200 pow ,1100 wit, 380 guts XOguri with gourmand, corner recovery, u=ma2, triple 7> Join my very first cm test room> It's all debuffers, gas outYou fuckers just repeat sloptuber advice and are never right about anything.
>>575258089Is your pace chaser called Oguri Cap (Christmas)
Dating your trainee is wrong.
>>575258089Neck and Neck will be more consistent for sure
>>575257312Fucking hate you retard people won't use a proper Topro thread because of you
>>575258089HISHI AMASEXOOO
>>575258185Should have calced it yourself.
>>575258089>using power cards
>>575258202Yes.
>>575257013why is she like this?
Whatre the two best stamina debuffers for the next cm? Neicha is one obviously, but what would the other be? Creek for another Murmur?
>>575258305I would rather eat my own shit than put super cr**k in my deck
>>575258109Thanks! I admit it was pretty lucky of me, as when I rolled 350 I only came out with 4 LH and 3 Tachy but today's free rolls hit me with a triple SSR of Zenno Speed, LH and Tachy and I managed to save my sole SSR Crystal for another day. It also means I can choose to get 200 Clovers or some Rainbow Cleats and I don't know which one is better to get, leaning towards Rainbow Cleat. I'm gonna send all you guys the excess amount of luck I have in case you're all waiting to roll or rolling bigly on another banner.
>>575258465T-t-t-t-that's all folks!
>>575258465In that case you don't need more accels, your unique is more than enough
>>575258185What deck and spark?I'm starting ace run but still can't get optimal setting yet
>>575258609The roll you "only" ended up with was already very lucky.
*coughs* this is my last run dancho.... take it!!
>>575258591Use suzuka speed for Trackblazer (forma de skill) and 18 stamina sparks like that 60% wr brickey
>>575258496There is no shame in taking the things you want
>>575258867Wait I'm unironically doing that right now
>>575258684kek
>>575258702This, but I'm likely dropping Falco for Creek to get Maestro and gambling more on tokens. 15* stam 2* spd parent, I'm doing tachyon auto runs to see if I achieve a new parent
>>575258732Is it...? I figured most people on average would roll at least 5 rate ups in 350 rolls so I was only just above average or so.
how the fuck do I get power in this scenario? Speed and Wit are no issue, but I cannot get power above S without using a power card
>>575258867>60% wr BrickeyWhat?
>>575258496
>>575259045You're either humble bragging or completely oblivious
>>575259046Let me guess, you rolled for the 5 training effectiveness 0 Power bonus Speed card instead of the 25 training effectiveness 1 Power bonus Speed card
>>575259045The amount of rate ups you got already put you in the top like 20% of luck and thats not even considering the fact you could have gotten fucked by getting too many copies of one or the other. Gotta remember that half of the people pulling have less than average luck.
>>575258867>28 races against bots nice stats glo
>>575259205No that is about averageGetting less than that is bad luck
>>575259046have you tried uhhhh*checks notes*using more speed cards?
>>575257405>>575257240>>575259136Fuck off
>>575259032Where's the Light Hello?
>>575259134here's your must pull agnes tachyon bwo
Which one of these 3 should I prioritize for wit gain?
>>575259326Getting 9 rate ups in less than 400 pulls is absolutely not average
>>575257240Abs are kinda gross. I understand men who like their girls a little flabby now
>>575259347Kris S is literally in the game. You would know this is you actually played it
>Decided to make a run with shitty cards for the lolz>Ended up with my first UG everI don't understand. HELP ME.
>>575259373In the trash
>>575259434At least 5 is average thoughever
>>575257623doto would say this but believe the opposite
>>575259494Again, he got 9
STOP SAYING THOUGHEVER IT'S NOT A REAL WORD
>>575259032>this gassed outHoly shit. Did u=ma2 actually proc?
My club wants to kick me even though I'm still in the top 10.
>People who managed to MLB LH AND Tachy with 400 or less>Meanwhile I ended up with 3 Tachy and 1 LH with 600
>rainbows are super important in GL bwo>but you totally have to use this card that can never ever ever give you a rainbow because the Youtubers said so
>>575259573Albeverthoughit it is fun to say
>>575259573it's only a matter of time until it is thoughbeit
>>575259673Then stop talking so much
>>575259616Probably not, room had no fronts.
Heh! Look what I got today /uma/. You jealous? Yeah you are! You're totes jealous!
>>575259881Still that sucks. I'll probably have to redo mine with Jordan welfare for BOFA
>>575259972Wife. Many children. Happiness. Big boobs. Cuddling. Good food. Pampering. Sex
how many free rolls are left anyways
>complete captcha>duplicate file exists here>have to redo captcha
Just making a TT uma but I feel like I'm starting to get the modedef has RNG that's for sure
>>575260092>mayatard
>>57526007920. Then the rest goes into Teio banner.
>>575260101I'm kinda starting to get it but my main problem is to pump power, I'm using stam sparks, I wonder if changing sr sweep for kingu will help out
>>575259707>point a: rainbows are important in gl>point c: light hello cannot produce rainbows>point e: light hello is important in GLCan you figure out the missing questions you need to ask to bridge these points?
I'm scared I will get 200 clovers instead of my last tachyon, bwos
Returncutie here. I have MLB Kitasan and have 1MLB Tachyon and 0LB Light Hello. What is the play in terms of borrowing? I am somewhat casual but will try to push up at least a bit.
>>575260230>sr sweep>kinguImo that's the problem thereDespite MONTHS AND MONTHS of gaslights saying otherwise, MANT really was the last F2P mode, doing runs with tachyon over a f2p card is night and day (and LH is just required)
Teio!
(you) would not be playing this game if (you) weren't sexually fixated on the characters. pretty much nobody would except hc keiba fans. so why do they pump the game full of gay messaging? it feels so counter-productive in engaging the male audience.
>first grand concert runs after jerking off in auto trainingthis isn't normal, right? i think i first trained with her on like the 2nd turn after she was available
Is it true falco's VA didn't sing this?It SOUNDS like her
>>575260390MANT had literally nothing to pull for outside of maybe cb wit for ends.People told you to save for Tachyon for over 4 months. If you arent a newcutie you have no excuse not to be running 5 or 6 SSR decks now
>>575260485who actually finds things like these arousing enough to make them
>>575260485which sloppa account is this
>Months upon months of people telling you to forget everything and save up at least 60k for Light Hello/Tahcyon banner>People still ignore it and wonder why they're not doing as good in GL as othersHa! Losers!
>>575260509Just because other people haven't called you attractive doesn't mean it's gay for a girl to call another one attractive you ugly goblin
>>575260695I'm skipping GL anyway.
>>575260357borrow MLB Tachyon or borrow what you're missing0LB Light Hello is copeable
>>575260390I'm using kita, tachy, lh, sweep, flex, and borrow finemoflex has been a stam card but I'll change it for something else, too bad my power cards are overall shit but I do have pasa at 3lb which could help out with my power problemsmaybe I'll go kita + tachy and fit in another wit
>>575260738Thats fair but if you know beforehand that you're skipping then you're probably not making cope complain posts.
>>575260593
>>575260626NTA but I enjoy gigantic porn-balloon bodies but that one isn't that good because of the face and outlines
Rice acts like THIS?
>>575260708pay attention to the background
can you guys be LESS horny please
Is it worth pushing past the 4th technique wall for a 4th song?
>>575260864Gonna give her a nice creampie.
>>575260868Have you never suffered from cute aggression
>>575260770I'm 60 pulls from hitting pity on the banner, do you think it's realistic to farm the rest between the daily free pulls and ingame currency? My pvp team is up to S3 but no clubs above a C will accept me.
>>575260810I don't see that song in the list
>>575260884keep posting Falcos, my erection is already becoming weaker
>>575260864>curren treatshe thinks she's Scooby Doo lol
>>575260864I think you should eat your #CurrenVegetables
>>575260864>indian training
>>575260926You will probably be able to reach that pity with the free pulls and daily farming.3lb Tachyon would free up ypur borrow slot though you might want to consider popping a crystal. The jump from 1 to 2sp bonus is very nice
Why do you guys call her Tachyon when her name is Agnes Tachyon?
>>575260864I want to give umama a #umamatreat
>>575261087i call her reddit tachyon
>>575256821I might not make it to retention...But are we really back? We cant even go back to 30k cutoff or above the early weeks of Trackblazer which is above 35k
>>575258496Unironically she doesn't know how to express affection otherwise. It's why when you return her feelings she's completely flustered.
>>575260738>Probably hated MANT>skipped GL>still goes to a general for a game he actively hasn't participated in for almost a year
>>575260926>My pvp team is up to S3 but no clubs above a C will accept me.one has nothing to do with the other, clubs will accept you based on how many fans you can farmI'm sure some B clubs here requirement is to do a run once every 3 days
>>575261140Cafe...
>>575261087there are multiple agneses but only 1 tachyon
https://twitter.com/NgMq_00/status/2081093927617360111Dirters shouldn't do this
>>575260695Tachyon is great, Hello is only relevant if your deck is ass.
can somebody explain why cafe is reddit?
>>575260864What's the falco one say?
>>575261083I don't have a crystal unfortunately unless one is coming in part 3. >>575261187I listed pvp because of the first time rewards.
>>575261153give it time, it was hitting 23k during MANT, we got some people back
>>575260939https://umamusu.wiki/Tachiichi_Zeroban!_Juni_wa_Ichiban!#tabber-English
>First run even>Powerlet>Stamlet even with creek and stam sparksI don't like this...
>>575261087I call her Agnes in private
>>575261240me on the right
>>575261158is NTRing cafe's trainer a show of affection
>>575261087I call her Tachwife
Forgot to put power falco for my looping parent award
Anyone have the chart of generally which songs you should buy for each half-year?
>>575261274>globally top tier gold skill>scenario-specific buff>half price rainbow trainings>80 fucking energy heal date>only relevant if...
>>575260939
Would Machan let me eat her out if I said it is impossible to forget the taste of something?
I fucking hate all of you
>>575261480Get SP Bonus whenever it's available, then after that: Friendship Training Effectiveness > Specialty Priority > Support Event Chain Frequency
good morning
>>575261480Here you go
>>575261504I would never forget Machan's breasts.Paizuri? No need, but if she insists...
>>575261450She's doing it for you, how can she possibly know you're getting the best sex possible if she doesn't compare penises?!Her only mistake was not doing this via a threesome.
>>575261504get her name tattooed on your forehead and she'll let you do anything you want
FUCK YOU
>>575261274>Hello is only relevant if your deck is ass.
If your xoguri does not have gourmand and marstro you will stam out
>>575261498mind if i disillusion some waifufags here?because Hello isn't ever for (you)she only wants idol pussy.
>>575261630nta but ily and thanks
>>575261498You may be surprised to hear this, but other cards also do things.
>>575261624hey Amiya
Need ASMR of Creek's soft whispers as my head lies on her lap and she cleans my ears (her huge brest are resting on my face)
>>575261480I gotchu senpai, it's 2 images1/2
>>575261882Creek is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never be a mother because of her orientation.
>>575261763She has some good moments with (You) anon, nothing to disillusionthe point is she's supposed to be the inverse-falco, where falco had feelings for (You) but suppressed them for her idolshit, where as it pretty much implies you and LH share a private evening together in her parents home where you UMAPYOI'd all night so she clearly sets her idol-love aside since she's getting older anyway
>>575261624But it isn't morning.
>>575261769ur welcome
can you kill a pacer xogger with it triple 564 stamina debuffer subdued pace rapesquad?
>>5752618862/2
Auto really does cheat
>>575261886wow it's fun to play game when some gay redditors make tier lists for the drone masses so they won't need to have a single thought in their entire life
>>575261886>>575262071Saving these for when the free pulls end, cheers
I don't get parent looping. You're supposed to loop through 4 Uma's while doing the same races but unless you're playing MANT your freedom to choose races in limited. Not to mention how affinities and running styles ensure you will be stuck doing certain races with C-D affinity, risking a loss and therefore tanking your affinity. It makes no sense and there's not a single tool online to ease the planning. Did I get meme'd on?
>>575262067Yes but all other umas will be deader than her, having 4 heals aint no joke
I think Inari is lowkey busted for Virgo cup. Not needing Super Creek for a reliable gold recovery makes most of the difference but she also has 20% aptitude for POW. Shame this run didnt have OYL or I would have made her late surger.
>>575262076It also can win dirt multiple races with Dirt G umas.It's because it isn't actally running the scenario, it's just pretending to.
>>575262067if the xog has 800 stam with a typical 4 stam heal kit (and learned the gold hydrate) no.If she's dancing at 750 or lower, yes.
>>575262142Half the time the info is wrong tho
>>575262142every game has an optimal strategy, especially gachasthat's why meta is a thing at all
>>575261886How the fuck is he getting 900 stam with just sparks?
>>575262076
if I only want a few skills to show up in sparks, is it dumb if I only buy these instead of spending all my SP on parent runs?
the issue is not the question itself, but how she says, you know she's expecting a right answer out of it
Inheritance bonus isn't real, you guys are gaslighting me or I would have had more than 1 star Restraint by now
>>575262172this is not complicated retard, holy shitSTEP 1. MAKE AN UMA WHO DID EVERY G1 IN THE GAME, KEEP TRYING UNTIL THEY GET EVERY WHITE (You) care about, PINK/BLUE IS IRRELEVENT, MAKE THIS IN URAFINALE OR UNITY DEPENDING ON DESIRED SKILLSSTEP 2. MAKE THE GRANDPARENT WITH YOUR STEP 1 UMA, THIS TIME YOU HAVE TO GET A GOOD BLUE/PINK SO DO IT IN GL FOR SS, KEEP DOING EVERY G1STEP 3. DO THE SAME FUCKING THING FOR THE MAIN PARENTTHAT'S IT DOG, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T
>>575262142Solved game, 4 years of hindsight, etc. Play jp if you want people to not know what's coming, or just be that person who posts "so-called free thinkers" when you see a CM match of 3 teams of the same umas as if the point of a competition isn't to win.
>>575261882https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1uq421A7Ph/
>>575262349Ruby, also goes by the name of Daiichi
>>575262406I am legitimately starting to think its disabled in Auto
>V is posting as Ayabe now
why is fuji kiseki so horny in her lines?
>>575262172>Choose a style>Choose those mile-long umas with same schedule>Loop them to infinity
>>575259432scarlet > marvelous >fuku
Considering umas are women who have the raw power of a horse, do you think their sex drive would be kind of dangerous?I mean IRL athletes are already known for their monstrous sex drive, if you engage in intense physical training it amplifies your sex drive, so...
>>575262487Big boobs, sex eyes, her being the dorm mom has her mom juices flowing.
Can umama start posting to balance out the V cringe
>>575262628No one wants this
>>575257882you don't need an image for that, just sort the characters by release date. You can ticket any uma up to and including the new years banner right before the anniversary. So the next ticket has every uma until new years kita/dia
You guys remember that brief month-long period where people were gaslighting SUPER hard about this card saying it was worth 60k?
>>575262428>have to focus grandparents and white skills
>>575262428This is the first time I'm hearing this. How do I know it's not a gaslight? Bullies!>>575262551>>Choose those mile-long umas with same scheduleI don't have their schedules memorized. See what I mean? I should be able to input a schedule somewhere and be told which Uma's aren't able to run it....
>>575262803nyo
>>575262803Nobody said this. In a matter of fact people straight up said her SR card mogged this one by miles.
>>575262845bro it's auto runsthere's nothing to bitch about, it can take 1,2, or even 3 months and it means nothing to (You), 0 time lost on your part besides queuing up the run
>>575262803prone bone sweep sex
>>575262912>>575262942it was just that brief period end sloppers were meta and retards were insisting that the 50/50 spurt event was better than worrying about parents
>>575261882>>575262439
>>575257882allegedly there are 2 bonus tickets between 2.5 and 3rd anni too
Is this one singular move REALLY, REALLY worth all this autism?You wouldn't even use it until THE NEXT SCENARIO since everyone is desperate for stam at the moment
>>575263191Arigathankyou
>>575262602>I mean IRL athletes are already known for their monstrous sex driveBut are horses known for that?
>>575259573English is not a real language so it's fine to use words that aren't real.
>>575262617I wish Fuji Kiseki was real...
>>575263301Isnt that for sprints and miles or unless you have 18* stamina parents
>>575263191>Vodka
>>575263301xog can use it for this one, not every room will have 4 murmurs
>>575263184>tits big enough to where if a woman leans forward a bit they completely block the rest of her torsoThis is the good shitI love comically large bodies to the point where they would likely inconvenience a real woman
Your free pull on the next banner will reward you with a TT SSR. Whether that means Twin Turbo or Tokai T*io is left to Shiraoki-sama
>>575257882if you go on the pull planner there's a "selector planner" tab and you can simply see the list
>>575263520Neither of those bricks are rewards
>>575262487She's a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid or ashamed to say it.>>575263184Isn't the middle one the girl from Kuroinu?
>>575263191You should also cross out Rhein Kraft's alt since that is free from the main story.
>>575263520I don't want any SSR next banner because it would just feel bad since it's useless without MLB anywayit's like those retarded free rolls we got on fuku so now I have a LB1 fuku just staring at me in my support card screen never to be usedFUCK TEIO AND TURBO ALL THE FREEBIES SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON HAG TITS
>>575263520Im fucking sad I still havent gotten Pasa SR
>>575263478It also works if it's a really short medium.
>>575263191I will pull Nakayama Festa and no one can stop me.
just like the word "christmas" doesn't exist in uma lexicon anymore, no uma will ever say "i love you"
How many more free rolls do we get on the LH/Tachyon banner?
>>575263769I wouldnt risk it with 564 on the prowl nowadays, last medium Group A room was so fucking filthy with double or triple debuffers, now add 564 to the mix
GL more like Gay LOL
>>575263917one more
>>575263853Only if you're a deaf EoP.
>>575263917more than zero less than tenwhy the fuck can't you retards count
>>57526391720
>>575263994I wish cygames would just ban it for CMs like they do in JP. There is a point where a strategy is SO dominant that it becomes "no fun allowed"
>>575263853ironically one of the first uses of "I love you" in uma is (You) confessing to ramonu who essentially just rolls her eyes and blows you off
>>575262602Its only dangerous if they don't hold back or start riding you, imagine having their ass piston your pelvis with all their force, you will have to leave in a wheelchair
why would any guy want fuji to be real? she is one of the most dyke-coded characters
not a single ssr... its so over
Rickey, do 30 races!Rickey, get me ALL the dirt sashes!
Don't do the umasDon't do the coworkers
Rulerpits
>>575263191We might not get one for 1.5 anni.
Post something funny
>Your trainee gives you Valentine's Day chocolate in the middle of the hallway, so everyone can see.>She makes it clear that it is not obligation chocolateWhat do you do? You're not going to accept the feelings of a high school girl, right? You're an adult.
>>575264212Wouldn't riko fucking die if she had sex?Girl breaks her leg from just walking up stairs, fucking her would just shatter her pelvic bones
>>575264217ew
>>575263407They are quickshots
>>575264212why is this frigid fish so unappealing compared to tits hello
>>575264160She's a dyke for penieses
I'm actually really scared of the upcoming stream on Wednesday. Be it a new unit, though probably not because that'd be way too soon, or a support card, I'll likely end up cash sparking it if it's Stego...
>>575263853
>>575264257
>>575264334Rulertits?
>>575264313>why would any guy want fuji as a trainee? she is one of the most dyke-coded characters
>>575263627>Isn't the middle one the girl from Kuroinu?No, She’s from Last Origin.Umamusume: Pretty Derby (TM)
>>575264485I don't get it
>>575264518better
>>575264313>oh... thanks.
>>575263468hey
>>575264313AbsolutelyEven if I wasn't her trainer just to bully my trainees
How?https://xcancel.com/chiotte08/status/2067493708736459061
Kinda miss the meta squad...Different times...
>>575264125>who essentially just rolls her eyes and blows you offThat is not what happened...
>>575264648no one has, or will ever say this
>>575264617This doesn't look like a horse girl.
>>575264648I didnt even get a single room of this. Was this way overblown?
>>575264404I find Riko way more appealing than a drunkard old lady but I'm bit biased due to real life stuff so there's that.
>>575264648>maruzen is now a meta support card instead of a meta ace>xoguri is still the god of the game>kita still meta>finemo still meta>creek still meta (and became more relevant in GL)?
>>575264648I like Maru and Super Creek.Is something wrong with me???
>>575264728
>>575264313I won't fall in love with her so stop posting
>>575264834That's a horse, yeah. But I don't think it is a horsegirl.
>>575264648>3/5 frontsAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>575264485
>>575264404Because she's human (expires very soon)
>>575263512We can minimax even more
>>575264797You have an older woman fetish, quite tragic, avoid public spaces
>>575264904You said "I wish Fuji Kiseki was real..."nothing about a horsegirl my friend
>>575264912Why is Vodka behind her?
>>575264920We should hurry
>>575264980Yeah, but I was responding to a picture of Fuji Kiseki, the Umamusume.
>>575264959MOGGED
>>575264907Bow to them
>>575264797
>>575265217BASED
>>575264959Like I wouldn't be showing this off to everyone.
Why are they trying to make uma esports a thing
>>575265217where's my cute wife Makku
>>575265217Wait why is Rickey there as a Front, I thought she's a Pace.
Is the scenario skill any good?
do you still use light hello for ura/unity auto runs?
>>575265305I'm about to get mommied and auntied!
>>57526069560k apparently wasn't enough
>>575265386Rickey can be run as a Pacer and getting a free green skill in it makes you think that's what she's good for but she can take way more advantage of how her unique works when running as a Front.
>>575265448It's -extremely- bad(get it)
>>575265382retired to the pastures now that no one needs to do a suicide run
honestly independent training should have a limit per daypeople should play the game instead of having a bot do it for themi say 3 auto careers per day is a good limit
where the FUCK do i get power from
>>575265598Shut the FUCK UP
>>575265598Not everyone is a fucking NEET
>>575265598Look, if you want to live out your rape correction fantasies, there are AI chat bots that do that
>>575265448>fan count based skill in the "do one optional run and you're bricked" scenarioYeah man prioritize it
>>575265678you take 300 from that stam and transfer it over, retard
>>575265678bwo, your power sparks?
>>575265352Who's they, nonnie
>>575265448it caps at 180k fans
I've probably produced more fans the past week than the past 2 months combinedhope my mambros are happy, pretty addicted to looping
>>575265720>his trainee's career doesn't naturally reach 160k fans
Independent training should have a limit but only for people I don't like (anyone who posts in /uma/)
I love Rice
>>575265891Saggy tits + big vulva
>>575265598>people should play the game instead of having a bot do it for themshow me your botted Ace
the council will now decide your fate
>>575265598People will throw insults but it IS kind of an awkward topic that uma musume went from 1 hour dailies to a literal idle game overnight(Mant sucked ass but still)When there's not a event happening there's probably anons here who genuinely aren't touching the game for multiple days except to send oguri back into the mines for her 15th run of the day
>>575265731trying to hit 900 for the track bonusat least for xogger i think power can be dumped a bit, especially since there are no uphills.i can prob still dump some stam sparks, though. this run was really bad with hello dating appearing in winter classic
>>575265891I prefer pasta
>>575261380Ok I'm starting go get it. If only speed cards weren't on vacation... Also this confirms i have to shift to more pwr sparks, 1k stam
>>575266024Ah yes, "UmaTore", the supposed relationships based on rape rather than love. We've already dismissed these claims.
German science is the best in the world!
Will the skills keep getting vaguer?
My club mins for S Rank were at 70m, with auto now available to everyone do you think that's going to rise higher?
>>575265598>errmmm the machines should do maybe 30% of the work and then the niggers should slave away on the rest of the cottonDo you hear yourself, you bigot
>>575266047you want 1200 power for the power conserve mechanic
>>575265598without auto this game would be genuinely dead
>>575266286it doesn't do shit until 1300
>>575266262Except he wants to be the nigger for some fucking reason.MAYBE HE LIKES COLLECTING FUCKING COTTON WHO THE FUCK KNOWS
>>575266286your only chance to play with that was last scenariono one is hitting 1200 power again until the next sprint CM or more likely GM
>>575266213don't worry about it
>>575266212Oh Toreina…that skill is good on some tracks Toreina…
>>575266286no one is hitting 1200 power in this cm
>>575266110kita+tachyon can make it speed cap on a speed growth uma BUT you definitely need to get lucky, like -very- luckywouldn't say it's possible on an uma with no speed growth, gotta have 3 cards there
>>575265598They should let us auto play and manual play at the same time
>>575266330anon we JUST got auto, we didn't have it for the past yearare you reading the posts you type?
who are some good general parents to grind? just now starting to actually farm parents
Ayabe...
>>575266213I'm only an a-rank club and they've already raised the minimum to 45m a month starting next month.Keep in mind that since auto released I've been doing around 5m a day.
>>575266213It's going to be 100m at the very least
>>575261309
>>575266615Oguri of course
>>575266030I play JP, and quite frankly the only difference between before and after independent training is that I can now set it up during my transit to and from work for a bit extra. I was already doing auto trainings for fans, or whenever I didn't feel like doing dailies. You all just skipped a step with the Independent training and got something even more convenient.
>>575266686how does falco enunciate stars?
>>575266615I like to grind on Maruzen.
>>575266653>>5752666651-100M!? I can't do THAT much!
>>575265809(almost) all of us are doing our best!
tomorrow will be better
>>575266424>>575266437hitting 1200 power 600 stamina on xoguri is absolutely possible
>>575266615oguri, maruzen, and pasa are the holy 3, since they can do all the G1s in the game
>>575266063What kind of pasta?
>>575266848It's inflated at the moment because of half TP, but 50m will probably be the old 20m
>>575266615nyopera
>>575266942buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>575265598GO KILL YOURSELF AI HATING TRANNYI WILL NOT PAY FOR ART I WILL NOT DO SLAVE WORK
Who is the most /fa/ in this image?
>>575266798cute Rice
>>575266960I know doing races is good, but does actual base inheritance score mean anything?Like, maruzensky can do a lot of races sure, but her base inheritance score with almost all umas is god-fucking-awful
>>575267002copy pasta
>>575266960with auto all the umas can do every g1
>>575267149
>>575267138that's you when i rape you next cm
Do you need a hug?
>>575267002
>2 of my POG picks running todayGANBATTE!!!!!
>>575267149Machan
>>575266424>>575266437Seems pretty possible to me
>Before first summerWhat do i buy in this situation? Pwr so I'm not a powerlet? Stam because i brought Creek? Guts for the bonus?
>>575267161Every G1 is like +3 and shared adds moreBase compatibility barely matters anymore everything above 150 is rng anyway.
>>575267149Sunday Silence
>>575267278No I need sex from a girl that’s borderline and ambiguously autistic. Or a hug where I can just put my face in her boobs for like 6 hours
I... I don't have TP anymore... Where did it all went to?
>>575267432holy buhi
>>575265540OH FUCK IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM spurt
>>575267432the fact that this fucker made this the first goddamn day of the scenario is mad funny
>>575267506From your ass to the toilet.Or your cat grabbed it and took off running
>>575267461I am fairly certain you are on the wrong website for that
>>575267538>Didn't finish maruzen>borrowed tachyon>SR daiwaIs this general still at the point where only kitasan+finemo is allowed?Have we not confirmed a new buhi breakpoint?
I remade 1/3rd of my TT team and I don't want to do any more.
yay I learned how to make webms
>>575267859Was it better than Unity+
>>575267869ryan gosling.png
>>575267859I remade my TT with autoUmas
>>575267869they don't have this kind of music in tomakomai
>>575267432>>575267827this was my blind run in GL. f2p btw.
>>575267859Just do it in unity nigga
>>575267438I would buy middlebut I'm bad at the game
>>575267715There are plenty of big boob girls here that want to hug weird schizoids
danchobwos who do you kill if everyone isn't flatlining and clearing the quota? i need to kill..
>>575267859I'm staring at my long umas feeling outright terrifiedany longslop uma in this scenario sounds fucking MISERABLE to train (and honestly even unity+ was kinda shit for longsloppers too)>>575267916unity+ was godlike for TT umas since it was piss easy, most of the time you aren't worried about a TT uma being omega-perfect so it works well
>>575267869Learn to soundpost now
>>575267959>>575267859Which one gives the most points Manual with good stats but 2.7k SP or Auto with shit stats but 3.6k SP
>>575267986Whoa nice sprint uma bwo.
>>575268083Look at them titties
>>575268083I don't even know how to turn on sounds
WellWhat now?
>>575268040my club doesn't have a quota and my danchou just kills whoever he feels like whenever, it's great
>>575267827I feel like we've reached a point where no one will agree what "buhi" is anymore
>>575268083I'll just put coppa rickey's bgm on everything
>>575268040I always kick out a random guy from the bottom 10 fan earners on the last day of the month. That way everybody grinds as hard as possible not to be in the bottom 10 and I get to kick someone no matter what
>URA was bad for Longs>Unity was bad for Longs>MANT was bad for Longs>URA+ was bad for Longs>Unity+ was bad for Longs>GL is bad for Longs
>>575268302What scenario do we stop worrying about Stamina?
>>5752654481.2s means it's probably worse then anything else you could pick up for the SP
>>575268040I only kill dead players 2bh. Everyone makes the quota, you can even make a rule with 50M quota monthly and they will make it.
>>575268397The scenario we get Shakur in
>>575268302Actually MANT was pretty good for longsloppers.Won my first longslop CM during it. MANT is still dogshit though>>575268397unity basically let you ignore stamina for all the way to medium, long was only a problem because it required more than the free shit riko provided
>>575265448Why do I sometimes not get this shit even with 18 songs?
>>575268302If Pasa gave me that look I'd breed her right there.
>>575268271pigs are anyone with more SSRs than me, F2P is anyone with fewer
>>575268506midgets shouldn't be sexy
>>575268302MANT, despite the ten million things wrong with it, was pretty great for long umas.The mode rained free stam/guts, and you just plapped stam or power during summer and that was typically more than enough.
>>575267149>>575267245Wit check failed…
I'm gonna violate you
>>575268737Vexie is so pretty
>>575268619she is not a midget she is just 12
>>575268302MANT was the best for LongKINO tho you fucking mongoloidWe had umas with 12001100/1200/600/900 stat lines running with Team Sirius Best in Japan on top
>>575268450>el's 'latina' genes kicking in just one month after retirement
I just tried egosearching on online uma databases, are all my umanformation free for all to see? they even got my TT umas
>>575268831Oompah loompahOompah loompah dumpity dooDon't fuck your trainees or it's prison for you!
>>575265546>>575268808Holy caboose, Batman.
Is success in GL really just down to focusing one character to 80 bond as fast as possible and clicking them over and over again? I’m struggling.
>>575268998I hate when Umas do this fucking pose all I can ever think is>She’s Yiiking out!
>>575268083she tarumae on my cocko
I don't have Maru Speed, what's another good speed card to use for GL besides Tach and Kita?
>>575264321if it's mating press for sure
>>575269248>I don't have Maru SpeedYou will in a week
>>575268083Even when pretty much idle I can see her awoogas jiggle
>>575268397LArc
>>575269304shan't
>>575268271Between Grand Live and Grand Masters, 5 SSR minimum decks are going to be the standard before you get to the next human rights banner with Ramonu. By that point, you'll truly never know if people were smart with their hoarding.
>>575269248people seem to praise fuku a lot, other than that maybe try SR sweepy
I have MLB Kitasan Black and no Super Creek. What should I use the free selector on?
>>575269304W-What does that mean?
>>575269368I’m beginning to suspect I’ll basically never be able to roll for Umas again
>>575269350No I mean we're getting the free selector in a week, you can literally just grab her for free with no rolling.
>>575269430i told you to hoooooooooooooard during mant qwo...
Wait, Tachyon and Light Hello are not used after this scenario? Then why did I MLB them?
>>575269437I know what you meant
>>575268674>>575268861MANT was good for longs IF you could reasonably raise mile aptitude to B
>>575267859Take a break, the retention line has barely moved
>>575269248titty shuttle
>>575269514>wait masters aren't used after this scenario? >wait goddesses aren't used after this scenario?>wait safari sex lady isn't used after this scenario? yeah man just use sweep and king forever
>>575269535Unironically what is there to pick that's better right now? Are you lacking good Wit cards that much?
>>575268271Looking at my gem stash with only MLB Kitasan and MLB Creek, I think f2ps could have least 5 gacha SSR MLB SSR. Now you have to check absurd amounts of unique gacha SSR MLB cards on 3 umas.
>>575269514Tachyon is omega used after this scenario. Meta speed card until El Condor Pasa is released and then you run both her and Panda. She's the real reason said to roll this banner. Light Hello is just the added scenario bonus.
>>575269514Tachyon is used if you're a paceGOD
Woohoo made my friend cum now I can get back to doing more auto runs
"accidentally started a manual career instead of autoplay" awardthank god it's only -15
>>575269617I'm keeping it in case i get raped in the creek rerun
>he's actually wasting his carats during acceleration
>>575269514LH is scenario tax, get used to it.Tachyon is still a really good card for the next 2 scenarios thanks to the +2 SP and is still the best speed card for Paces for a year. Anyone who calls a card "useless" after the scenario it's meta for just means "it's not super ultra giganigga meta now"
>>575269514>80 priority high friendship +2 sp speed card with a bunch of pace skills isn't used after this scenario
>>575268817True.
307420979610450173Combining these lines is going to be a pain in the assBut I am finally starting to work on actual Great GrandparentsNeed to get lucky on Mood Inspos
>>575269643by the time you wait for all that the JP server will have far more powerful cards and umas
>>575269691mambocchi...
Should I be gluing my runs immediately if I can't get 4 songs per concert?
Someone help explain to me why witgod really likes Dober parent on Xmas oguri. U=ma2 is 3-4th but MPB is 5th-6th. Why is this good on pace Xmas Fatty? It seems really dependent on room composition. So why would i not replace MPB with barcole of blessings?
if they make a good uma game that isn't a gacha, I will never touch the gacha again
>>575269847he is a fucking retard that thinks this is the Teio Sho when we are running in Fall, this is obviously the JBC ClassicI wouldn't listen to anything that chink has to say
>>575269847there's literally nothing else to inherit
>>575269874Just make it go EoS and we get offline version. Megaman x Dive did it right.What about uma Private server
>>575269874Uma Kart Racing
>>575269847fronts are abnormally popular on the global server, I think the day 1 videos about the game just spread too far or something.You all just did the sprint CM, you probably saw the CONSTANT fronts in every room despite 0 of them winning, I think this server is just permanently frontpilled
>>575269847he assumed that there will be 8 pace chasers per lobby like before, forgetting that this is the post 564 era
>>575269847MPB is okay as backup in case you get stuck with a Front heavy lobby, which you might with Brickey and Falco teams
>>575269995angling and scheming
So is there any reason so not do my autoruns on MANT so I can just have them spam races so I can both spark farm and fan farm?
>>575270042okay IT WAS kind of weird to see so many fronts in the sprint CM yeahfucking N O N E of them won, ever
>>575270128you've already won if you're first on the final corner, a&s is just win harder
>>575270209But we had a guy here post a Ms Victoria Suzuka
>>575270163how many fucking times do people ask this jesus christ, you could have learned this in two button presses yourselfjust go do a MANT auto and see yourself, the autoplay is dogshit in MANT, it doesn't proccess the shop or something, it's just generally horrid resultsgod we have so many posters here who just outright don't play the game it's nauseating
>>575270209>when you take Daiwa to Burger King then plan on leaving her there
>another auto run where ZERO cards end their chainhow the fuck is the bot so bad at this holy shit
>>575270387Haha yeah it's the bot not finishing chains, totally doesn't happen in my normal GL runs...
>>575270228Top xoggers are running NSM as a backup plan
>>575270350All the autoruns are dogshit
Okay I'm getting better. But running 2spd and not seeing double rainbows sucks ass.
>>575270350Its our first weekend with the game mode chill bro. Not everyone is part of a sweaty A+ club
>>575270469it's normal not to finish all of them but zero????
>>575269430Just save for one scenario, then you can pretty much just pull for whatever you like
>>575270163Your stats will fucking suck. I did an autorun there just for fans as a test, and my highest stat was in the 600s. A poor choice if you want your blue sparks to be more than 1 star.
>only up to dirt C with 12 sparksWhy is everyone so afraid of Nature again? This is gonna delay the murmr/gaze.
>>575270574It happen on my Unity runs.Now Imagine if you have deck of MLB SSR you wasted thousands of $
>>575270574This happened to me on my first GL run I even had chain event up songs kek
>>575270637isn't 600 the bare minimum for being able to roll a 3 star, even if the chances are shit?
>100 TPgomen danchou
What would you do if you were an bus driver and Goldship did this to you?
>>575270574Yeah its not normal. Usually get just one ive seen 0 over and over on auto to the point when were I first started I thought cards didnt give gold skills in auto mode.
>>575270492
>>575270637Need Fuji onee-chan wife
not even joking am i the only one who NEVER gets kitasan to finish her chain in auto runs, finemo is unironically more reliable
>>575269831As long as you get the SP bonus songs you don't really need to hit 4 in the second year
>>575270823You literally have auto though
>>575270928no, I think I finished it only once or twice
>>575270637Who the fuck is the target audience of this?