ASS Defeated Edition>Previous>>575213628>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJul 14 Lightning Intercept https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TqsET5yHMJul 30 Warhammer 40k warbond https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qiw7yGhKtvsJul 23 Supply FRV full rollout https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/680756051157452526>LATEST PATCHESJun 16 1.006.300 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/676249280988579951Jul 07 1.006.301 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/696516748689543612
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>>575327625Not to mention we're about to get Eagle Storm, which delays the invasion by 24 hours.
This is clearly the fake ASS they have the real one hidden somewhere else
"Damn, the DSS fired on the automaton super weapon, that's cool, can we see it ingame?"
>>575330990I like that it doesn't even tell us what weapon the DSS purportedly has that can engage other targets in space. Remember when the Blob sent it against the squid fleet and it was somehow completely helpless?
how do we save hdg
>>575331151Stop noticing things.
>belly dive off a cliff and fall 60 feet>lose 10% hp>drop from 10 feet and land on my feet>lose 33% hp
>>575330990Well, when they showed dss blowing up a fucking planet on the map, it was the dss model with a little yellow line coming out and then the planet png being replaced with a black hole png.There wouldnt be much to see.
>>575331310>need to dive off a cliff>dive towards the cliff wall so my first "damage" instance is a short distance>since I already took damage, can now fall 5000+ meters and take no further damage as the game is a realistic milsim programmed simulatorI love Arrowhead.
>>575331310And also with a chance to break said feet if you don't have Feet First. Which reminds me, that perk would be a whole lot better if it also reduced leg damage by like 75% from impact damage, so that you could actually make short drops without paying the stim tax.
>>575330990Woah, woah, woah, hold up anon. Don't you know how expensive making animations are? Arrowhead could never afford to make some kind of, like, ingame cinematic, that's off the table! The only way they could afford to do anything like that was if it's like, an animated trailer for an MO reward, or a teaser of an announcement of a reveal of a trailer for a warbond. That would be money well spent.
>>575332098>traileralso make sure to include a lot of SEAF deaths because media literacy!
>>575332098Just like that lazy cyberstan animation that was animated on gmod
>>575332273i thought that was funnybut the lack of highs in this low and high dynamic is really jarring
>>575330990Just imagine the planet is the ASS and you got yourself a kino moment.
Reminder that the MO winrates are:Bugs 61 - 77 (44.2%)Bots 48 - 67 (41.7%)Squids 20 - 27 (42.6%)Overall best performance: bugdiversOverall worst performance: botdiversHonorable mentions: squidivers
>>575332564SQUIDIVERS MENTIONED!! YEAAHHHHHH!!!! HONORABLY MENTIONED WOO!!!!!
>>575332564>Honorable mentions: squidiversI'm just happy to be included.
helloooooowhere is warbond?
>>575332273The what?
are all automatons baldcels?
>>575332098It doesn't matter. Nothing Arrowhead could produce will ever approach trve kinlvdo
>>575334341>acutal helldivers tranimeit has never been more over
>>575334341Me and my spic troon gf.
are we the raped? are we the gaped? is there an end to our endless suffering of our own making?
>>575334643why are we still here?
Surely the warbond will turn it all around.
>>575334643No? This is the goyest of slops.It is 100% a social experiment to see how much goyslaves can be raped.
Is my understanding that Acamar bugniggers and Mort botdivers might ruin the MO because of how they scale down liberation score on X-45?
Oh come the fuck on.
>>575335674I can help later. I'm doing bugs now.
>>575335674bots too hard, I prefer playing bugs.
>>575335674bot too braindead easy after the nerf, I'm going back to bug
>>575335674bots too boring, I'd rather play bugs
>>575335674That planet cucks my reds (I use all reds). I'm going to Bore Rock instead.
>>575333062The tank has suicide doors.
>>575335674>>575337451I can't play without my eagles
>>575334737the 40k slophammer warbond will realease and every single redditor, dadgamer and disctroon will forget and forgive all the bullshit we just had to go through.Screenshot this post. You know I am right.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244445704774/76561198023232654bots lobby
>>575339475>he can't play without the eagle crutchthe current state of /hdg/
>>575317181GG
>>575317181GGs.
>>575340053the tank looks raped and gaped :(
>>5753395922/4
>>575334737Not only are Warbonds not content, they're also very much not bug fixes
>>575339592full
I spill some kind of sweet sticky drink on my keyboard about once per month and then I have to dissasemble the entire thing and rinse under water and then wait 2-3 days for it to start working againthanks for reading my blog
>>575335674I'm doing my best over there.
>>575340884Have you ever thought about learning from your mistakes?Or are you just insane?
>helldivers 2 instagram
>>575341270I thought about it but it keeps happening
>>575340884stop slurping cum at your desk
Over status?
>>575335674I'll handle it.
>>575341649I have a spare keyboard, we're back.
>>575341703buy another copy of the same model and rotate them
>>575339559You forgot to mention the items will be terrible.
>>575341649I am 30 and I haven't had a girlfriend for the last 6 years.I am finished. An evolutionary failure.And my hair is thinning.It is indeed over.
>>575339592>get disconnected despite my internet being fine>lobby fills up before i could rejoinSWEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Gentlemen, I have a lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244449400321/76561198040375859
>>575342498we kicked the randomcome back m4and another took his place, but we kicked him tooquick rejoin
>>5753426502/4
>>575342498>>575342702nvm you went offline I guess we're keeping the next random
>>575342650>>575342702>got disconnected on the first lobby>game crashed when i joined another lobbieyou know what fuck this shit you guys can go on playing without me
>>575339592>try joining>kicked before i could even say shalomunban me...
One day...
>>5753426503/4 Be sure to bully the mic-using anon
>>575341649I'm alone, not nice.Oh the game? It's alright, fighting on X-45.
>Xbox players: less skilled but more talkative and chill>PS players: slightly more competitive but mostly fine>PC players: grossly antisocial but also elitist and quick to anger, harder to gauge their skill since they're all probably using cheat mods
>console players: abhuman>PC players: humanit's that shrimple
>>575342650FVLL
>Another desperate attempt to ruin the bot gods win streakWhy is Joel dilating so fucking hard?
>>575341649Hitler died, yes.
>dive mortdive mort>dive mortdive mort
>>5753395923/4>575343162im truly sorry
>>575339592we're down to 2/4, come join before we start another mission and you get mis-ID'd as a random
>DSS relocated to X-45I'll take it, but what the hell?
>>575344315Mort after the MO ends retard kunX-45 until then
>>575344736It only needed to be on Mort to intercept the ASS, which it did so now it can actually be useful.
>>575344315holy fuark... that white boy cute as heckis he single?
>>575344736SO's have done nothing but function as bait.
>>575344793>>575344985Right, I just meant that the GM had to move it manually.
>>575339592full again
>>575345057Hes trying to rig the MO.
>>575345154Moving the DSS to X-45 is helping the MO.
>>575345219I mean when he moved it off X-45 right as it became available.
>>575334162A non-human stealing hair from real human to wear? Sounds like they are black
>>575346965Thats how you know the robutt is spiritually white
does anyone have a working arrow mod all the ones I can find so are broken and won't let the game launch
>>575348203Check RPGHQ they usually have one
>>575348203the MODHQ arrow mod works just fine on my machine
>>575347069Her womb can be used to birth white babies anyway. 100% honorary white.
pubbies bring actual anti tank so we don't have to dodge the third factory striders cannon after I blew up the first two with my expendables challenge
>>575347069kill yourself jeet
Another nailbiter
>>5753426503/4 left because life reasons
>Side MO vanishedDid Joel realize how retarded he was being?
Damn Hyena sucks.
>>575348867Let. Pubbies. Die. The. Deaths. They. Deserve.
>>575351668Yes, that's because it expired
>>575352958The defense is still ongoing though
>>575351668Retarded for what? Giving people who like to farm kills an optional challenge to just farm kills? I can tell you I was having a lot more fun with the boys camping out under a Sauron tower in D10 on top of a pill of bot corpses until people started crashing from all the dead bots more than the usual full clear autismo liberation campaign that comprises the usual MO and any other mission outside of it. Just a fun challenge for the sake of fun.
>>575353249The side MO was to kill shit on Charon Prime, not to do defend a planet.
>>575339559>Slophammer bond releases>armour is basically just Viper Commando but worse>the weapons are shitty reskins of the dominator, sickle, and gpistol>redditors and dadgamers try their hardest to tell you that the uncustomizable reskins that are functionally worse than their counterparts are definitely worth the $15 and that they're actually good>all is forgiven (until Arrowhead removes SC farming one patch later or something)
>>575351668There was no point in it when we already intercepted the ASS. Like the entire SO was so we would know where it is going.
>>575353360>>575353408Guess I just misunderstood this
>>575348867>expecting pubbies to bring AT when they can't even deal with gunshipsL M A OMAO>>575352561Yes, correct.
eruptor AND being a petty faggot at the same time... this is what HRT is doing to the community
>>575353721Pubbies really can't deal with gunships at all. It's the funniest shit, honestly. I'd honestly let them fucking die too and then probably not even call them back in unless I was the last guy alive, but not before effortlessly destroying all the gunships with the pissile so they know how fucking easy it is to deal with gunships.
>>575353613>The DSS fired successfully on the platform
Why do retards insist on using smoke for rapid acquisition missions? It cucks sentries and just lets the bots walk up to you while you ferry platinum. Smoke works two ways! You need to kill the fucking bots and not let them swarm you.
>>575355090
>>575353721Do people seriously not use the Quasar Cannon? That's like a must for me on bots.
>>575355145this the moment i see a gay retard bring smoke i know we are getting rapped>guys let's bring something that doesn't kill the the bots on this mission where bots are constantly spawning
>>575353721Holy based
I brought mines.>>575354246Correct.
>>575355512The Queso Cannon has too slow of an output when lots of heavies spawn in.
you let the amr/hmg sissy handle hulks while quasar chuds handle actual threats
>>575355145I remember you faggots complaining about people not using smoke during rapid acquisition because it allowed bots to shoot helldivers.
>This is the guy lecturing you on game difficultyhttps://streamable.com/xo7fb2
>>575353721How the hell did you manage to record a 1 minute+ webm that is high quality but still has a small enough file size for 4chan? I recorded my gameplay for like 20 seconds and ran it through Webm for retards and the result looked like pure shit quality wise. Please teach me
>>575356657It takes 10 seconds to recharge, use a thermite or giga-grenade or the Ultimatum in the meantime.
https://streamable.com/yj6ty9WE'RE MOGGING BROS
>>575354903Same issue with stingrays, not sure why the concept of air enemies just makes them short circuit.
>>575356890Different people. I bet those USE SMOKE retards no longer play.
>>575358201You need a nearly full overcharge shot to blap a war strider eye. Even if he hit the eyes, it wasn't enough damage.
Did they take away the senator spin or is my game tweaking?
>>575358201>D7>multiple cheat mods to increase visibility>may be my inexperience with the passive but somehow has extra ammo and stims>not full charging>still can't hit the bright glowing weakpointit cracks me up how he looks at the camera every time he dies too
>>575358650It's "gamers don't look up" + "flying enemy = not my problem, even if it's the biggest problem on my screen" + "bruuuuh, I don't have the warbonds that have the solutions to deal with these enemies!"
>>575358201>Walks directly in front of 2 war striders and 2 hulks>Gets insta raped>Looks at the camera like it wasnt his faultDoes this dude think the enemies shouldnt be allowed you kill you?
>Blitz>Taking sweet time fighting on one spot for minutes>Wasting time trying to get intel from fortressAAAAAAAAThank god dynamites and gigas delete those bio-processors.
>>575360098>Does this dude think the enemies shouldnt be allowed you kill you?The content creators desire the walking simulator, yes. This game is effectively just a means to their zatsudans.
>>575360098he did it three times in a row KEK cant even cope with hellpod steering not working
>take leveler teammate just called in>aim at factory strider which is 15 or so meters in front of me>miss>distant tree explodes behind it>it looks away and fires at someone elseI wish I recorded it that was funny as fuck
*eight spawn in a conga line*
>>575360098>Does this dude think the enemies shouldnt be allowed you kill you?That seems to be a pretty common opinion in this entire playerbase
railgun buffs
>>575358201>Died 6 times in the same spot not even 5 minutes on>On D7lmfao
>>575358243>high qualityEither way use handbrake (it's a webm conversion software not an actual handbrake) and set the encoder preset to slow as fuck (increases quality at the cost of increased encoding times)Reducing resolution also greatly aids in file-size reduction.With all that said, it ain't magic it depends on what's in the video. There's not a lot of changing colors and rapid camera movements which reduces bitrate-requirements significantly. Most of the colors are just brown and red. As a rule of thumb darker colors = smaller file-size.
>>5753582015 stims???
>>575358201How old is he?He plays like my 50+ year old dad who can only move a single joystick at a time on the controller.
They need to include more modifyers on d10. Examole, random subfaction will appear in a drop. So imagine you're doing a mission normally, suddenly cyborgs.
>>575355145>>575355564Smoke + EMS let me carry every mission to success with randoms when RA first showed up. You shitters literally don't know what you're talking about.
>>575361638They need to streamline difficulty levels, having 10 different levels is dumb and only splits players too much.
>>575360569*kills them all with 3 grenades from my 10 grenade magazine*
>>575361537Too old to be dilating, not young enough to realize how retarded he is.
>>575358243I use ffmpeg (the underlying "engine" behind every single webm converter anyway) which means you have to use the commandline (no GUI!) but I vibecoded a slop script from ChatGPT that is literally just drag&drop video to the .bat file and it shits out a high quality webm for you.By default it only hides the chat part of the screen but you can check out the other combos in the script and choose what you want (pic related)>https://pastebin.com/TigkVTSmsave this as whatever.bat on your PCNow the dodgy part - I don't care about my PC security, so I "install" ffmpeg directly in my>C:\Windows\System32folder, add files>ffmpeg.exe>ffplay.exe>ffprobe.exefrom>https://www.gyan.dev/ffmpeg/builds/ffmpeg-git-essentials.7zThis allows the script to work from anywhere on your computer.One note is i think the black box works with the implication that your source video is 1080p, so adjust accordingly if needed.Overall its drag and drop, let it do it's job (it retries automatically if the video comes out too small or too big) and "just works".
>>575360098>Watches other people play games.Does this faggot think that's how games are played?
>>575360569>Clicks their headNow what?
uh oh ohmelty
>>575362972here is example video using the exact script I posted that I made just now
>>575358201everytime i see this guy it's a clip of him being a retarded solofag and getting raped like cattle.
What's the problem with playing solo? Not baiting just trying to understand why it upsets so much.
>>575358201>dies>does the same thing that got him killed again>complains about itwhat kinda of mental retardation is this bro
>>575363592>Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
>>575363592>mental retardationno, its called being a reddit dadgamer
>>575363548honestly not a much of a problem as long as you aren't dying constantly and using all your teams reinforcements
>>575358201>Screen shake: OFF>Field of view: MAXIMUMthis is a certified seal of absolutely no skill redditry. And it shows.
>>575362972why go to the effort if you still need video software to trim down a clip, the whole point of webmsforretards is that it has the editing basics to take a raw clip from recording and output a final webm.
>>575358597HOLY BASEDI KNEEL
>>575363548I just don't like that playing solo is so easy. If you take a meta loadout there's basically no reason to stay near your team. I wish the game wasn't designed like this (no ultimatum, no thermite, no giga-grenade).
>>575358597giga based mod name?
>>575360569 on your conga line
>>575363548Because of how the game works the rest of the team could be eating every spawn while the solofag runs through empty bases/objectives thinking this makes them elite. They also often use supply pack and never consider helping teammates. Tl;dr helldivers is a fucking coop game. Go play something else or make your shit private of you want to play alone.
>>575364127oh I guess I should have mentioned I use Steam's built in recorder so I can clip something funny in high quality for myself to keep and then just use the same clip to drag&drop into the .bat for 4chan.But yeah if you don't use Steam's recording I guess it might be too much effort if you do need another program just to cut it.
>>575360569Why did it take me until now to realize that the gun on a heavy dev is just the automaton turret welded onto its arm
>>575364642I thought the game was piss easy, why would you need my help to go through the mission?
>>575363548>buy coop game>cry that it's not balanced around solo>fuck up coop balance forevernigger
>>575365612I'll take things that never happened for $500.
>>575365612are you ok do you have brain damage
>>575365612bodied that freak, well done lad
>>575363548I dont want to rush back to the ship. I want to be on the planet blasting shit. Solofags make me go back to the ship faster because they are speed clearing the map on baby mode. So I don't like solofags.
Why are they're no sniper enemies?>sniper outcast was made cut>sniper bot was made but cut>no sniper rifle after two yearsDo the devs just hate snipers?
>>575366408 (me)*there*Guys im not esl I swear
>>575366408My eslKING enemies are not allowed to kill you
>>575366408The rocket raider is a great example of why.
>>575366408Because they couldn't figure out how to not make a sniper enemy that doesn't have perfect accuracy and can't randomly one-shot the player from 200m away outside of render distance.
>>575365725>>575365848Ohdough routinely cries about weapons not being viable while solo.
>>575363994your not using your money to hire a crack head to shake your table while you play irl? fuckin crutch.
>>575366736What does individual weapon balance have to do with coop. And before you say it, nobody gives a shit about your team reload garbage.
>>575366860>No reading comprehensionAnd now youre going to pretend like you won.
>>575366710Snipers snipe. why would that be a problem?
>>575366919just call em a nigger and move on.
>>575366860>I can't deal with heavies if I don't take AT>I can't deal with chaff if I take AT because my primary is weakThis is how solotards killed coop
>>575366408Bots had them. Bunker turrets on bunkers and fortress'. They are were really annoying until you memorized their static spawns. Even post-nerf they are really gay. I could see them doing something like putting an aiming laser slowly moving toward you and you have to take cover, time the dodge, or stim for damage resistance, but players would refuse to do any of those things and just tab to reddit to cry about it while dead.
Any actual solofagGODS in this general?>pub D10 missions only>never use the resupply stratagem ever so your other 3 teammates can use it when needed>scavenge ammo from ammo boxes in points of interest>replenish stims from points of interest that can have them (you have them memorized)>no shame in using the most meta gear ever because you have to be prepared to fight every enemy possible alone>do side objectives while the rest focus on doing the main one (or not, doesn't matter to you)>do main objectives if the rest is tunnel-visioned into destroying something like stratagem jammer and waste 7 reinforcements>average deaths per mission is below 1And lets be honest, this would not be viable if I played fully solo but in a team (which obviously means you get to fight less enemies) is perfectly doable and fun.
>>575366991After two years and a half after swedish bullshit, you know how they operate. They'll make a sniper enemy that can randomly spawn on the map, has 10x the detection range and will one-shot players with no visual indication you're going to get shot by a sniper. Why? Because haha le funny random death.
>>575363921I can understand that. Personally speaking even when I stick with the team I somehow end up somewhere else on the map.
>>575367194Bro, your ultimatum? Your thermites? Your dynamite? Your giga grenade?
>>575367591That's what he means. You don't have to work together because one player can do everything now. The game is being, intentionally or not, reworked so that D10 solo is the only way to actually be challenged. D10 with a full team, necessarily, is extremely easy because of that. D10 is no longer the hardest difficulty of a team game, it's the hardest difficulty of a single-player game but you get to have four players.
nice game swiggers
>be payday 2 sniper>always spawn in one of the preset spots on every map (that means with experience you can memorize them)>have a BRIGHT FAT GLOWING LASER THAT GETS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR VIEW WHEN AIMING AT YOU (you always know when a sniper is aiming at you)>take 1-2 seconds after putting the laser on you before actually shooting at you (you have time to react and hide and you move quite fast in payday 2 to be able to do that almost every time>if you have enough experience and skill you can kill the sniper before he kills you>loud af recongizable gunshot so your entire team knows when there are snipers ready to rape you and your team>very low health so killing them is entirely up to your ability to locate them and shoot at them (no hidden gimmicks)they literally have the perfect blueprint right there, why aren't they doing anything???
>>575368247People will complain that you can't kill snipers using a shotgun so the game is "enforcing a meta".
>>575368247Anon, there's so many shit they could just copy from other games that would work perfectly fine. The issue is, those games design enemies with gameplay in mind. Helldivers 2 is designed with "haha funny random death" in mind.
>>575368347make snipers appear only on D10 so they can lower the difficulty?what about their secondaries?support weapon slots?eagle strafing run?I guess it is illegal for normies to be even a little bit creative.
membrane keyboards are fucking dreadful
>>575368662INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
>>575368247>they literally have the perfect blueprint right thereyet AH is too incompetent to actually do it or refuse to do it out of spite because le hardcore milsim and you can't have that on the game
>>575368562>make snipers appear only on D10 so they can lower the difficultyanon...
>>575367891Thermites were added two months after the game's release. Nobody was complaining about being unable to solo the entire game back then. You imply that solos killed the coop aspect of the game, but there was never any coop aspect to begin with, there's zero objectives that requires coop in this game. And for the weapons themselves, it's not because they wanted to make solos easier, it's literally just to make a shiny new toy to sell more warbonds.
>>575369137>Thermites were added two months after the game's releaseSolotards can't argue in good faith
>>575369137Thermites were a meme and if you played at the time you'd know that. They got buffed in the "60 day i hate my fucking teammates fuck fuck let me play the game alone also make it easier fuck you" patch.
>>575368247Funny enough with the Cultists they actually did have a sniper enemy with the Outcast. Before it fired, it telegraphed its attack with a GIANT BLUE LASER. So they know how to do it, they just...don't.
>>575369387>>575369428Yes, they sucked at killing enemies, but what were people using them for? Just throwing them on fabricators and calling it a day. Making the game more trivial, but definitely not to make solo play easier.
You now remember thermites being only good at bricking the orbital cannon mission
>>575369690They couldn't destroy fabs either. And everyone just used stuns at the time. You're a complete newnigger
>>575368247>>take 1-2 seconds after putting the laser on you before actually shooting at you (you have time to react and hide and you move quite fast in payday 2 to be able to do that almost every timeWhat if you get ragdolled and then instasniped before you have a chance to do anything?
>>575369690>Yes, they sucked at killing enemies, but what were people using them for?until they buiffed/"""""""fixed""""" them, literally nothing. because they didn't take thembecause they were broken. as in non-functional
Now that I think about it, why didn't anyone combo thermites and for example RR at the time? Couldn't this circumvent the annoying breakpoints on chargers?
>>575367320>wall of copeNIGGER just play D5 solo and don't supply pod LAMO
>>575370231Because people picked the stun instead to shoot the charger's ass or shoot the leg.
>>575370098Most of the ragdoll in this game is very easy to avoid, especially after they basically removed it from automatons. People mostly complain about hulk death explosions ragdolling them, which is something completely predicable and avoidable. Every single time a hulk dies, it explodes. Yet people still complain about it because they learn slower than most dog breeds.
>>575366585more like etl-(english third language)king
>>575370231DoT didn't even work and the explosion didn't do anything
>>575370098there are no random ragdolls in this game, if you get ragdolled its your own fault
>>575370396I know the other methods but this would probably be the most straightforward>>575370573I think it did but the damage sucked and it also wouldn't stack if you threw multiple. But still should've been enough to finish of/slightly weaken chargers.
What's really needed to shut down solofags is an enemy with a pinning attack that requires a teammate's aid to escape. Give stalkers a leaping pounce like the l4d hunter, give bots a trooper variant that shoots a netgun like the darktide trapper.
>>575369690complete 180 from your previous post, again you fags can't argue in good faith>actually I meant using grenades to destroy fabricators made the game trivial!What's the non trivial way to destroy them? Are you retarded?
awww yeah its bad faith posting hours!
>>575368072Sometimes thing's malfunction, don't you like the realism?
*gets ragdolled through a wall, out of cover, leading to a hilarious ragdoll chain to unavoidable death*
>>575358597>>575364359Its multiple mods : Female Democracy Offcier Voice Democracy Officer Head - Parade CommanderFit Democracy Officer armorRGB Destroyer LightningDemocracy Slut StationE-girl Bounce Ship MusocHentai XXX Ship ThemeMake the ship not yellow interior
>>575371240Couldnt be me
>>575370231Because you would have been wasting your grenade slot on a worthless grenade, and the breakpoint would have been solved by just diving forward as you fired at the leg. Stun Grenade wasn't just used to hold the heavies in place for OPS, but also for buying you space and time.
>>575370985This doesn't really work because of the reinforcement system. The thing that naturally fills this gap is an enemy that is exceptionally deadly if you're alone. I think overseers fit this role okay, but people will continue to complain that the "get too close to me and I'll rape you" enemy starts raping them when they get too close, like that guy who posted a a webm of himself fighting an overseer here. Really, the game needs more enemies like stalkers, which can actually catch you if you run away, and more enemies that are very difficult to kill alone, but much easier as a team. >>575371240This doesn't happen to me because I learned how to play the game. If something consistently kills you, you can consistently prevent it.
>>575364359>>575371325Oh yeah and i forgot IE-3 Mogger
>>575371515it happens to everyone actually
>>575371450It'd let you kill them faster and more reliably making it not so worthless. Throw grenade -> fire RR -> reload. Instead of fishing for the leg and then fucking around with primary.
>>575371942How many times do you actually die per mission?
Pretending to be a hardcore gamer when we're talking about some easy dad gamer coop game isn't the flex you think it is, anon.
I love make passive aggressive posts and eating my own shit out of the toilet! Nothing is better than refusing to directly reply to someone and the taste of my own feces sliding down my tongue! I love eating shit and I love posting on 4chan!
>nooooo give me (You)'s for my shitty posts
I struck a nerve. :)
>easy dad gamer coop game>but I'm still going to cry all day about how it's too hard and unfair
>>575373079What's worse, this or crying for 2 years about the 60-day patch?
thermite history lesson since we have newcuties in this thread:Released 2 months into the games lifespan with a 1000 damage DoT and a 100 damage explosion. The DoT damage only did damage to main HP, multiple thermites did not stack their DoT damage, and to destroy a fabricator you had to sink the thermite into the vent, not just stick it to the fabricator structure.At this time the host DoT bug in full effect. The original host DoT bug, at that, meaning not even proximity to the host mattered, literally only the hosts DoTs worked on all enemies. Naturally this made the thermite suck for anyone who wasn't the host since all it did for clients was produce a 100 damage explosion.But even then the DoT effect of the thermite itself was broken and applied inconsistently or not at all against most enemies. The turrets of automaton tanks were completely immune to the DoT effect, and the DoT application against chargers and bile titans was incredibly inconsistent. The only enemy type that actually took consistent damage from the thermite DoT was cannon tower turrets.In May when the automaton orbital cannon mission was released thermites could break the objective if you threw it on them, they would prevent it from being able to be blown up by hellbombs. When they fixed that problem for some reason the thermite started working against the turrets of tanks like it worked against cannon tower turrets but it remained inconsistent and broken against other enemiesThen in the 60 day patches they "fixed" thermite not by actually fixing the broken DoT or buffing it, but by just making it a delayed action high explosive grenade by upping the explosion damage to 2000.It wasn't until sometime between July of last year and now that they actually appear to have fixed the thermite DoT itself. I can't give a better estimate on that because the last time I actually went and tested it was last July, but testing it just now with the same method I used back then does show it as working.
>Decide to play>Forget Izzat Storm is active>Give it a chance>It blatantly targets me when theres a literal fucking botdrop 100 meters to my right.Yeah, i'll pass.
Remember when they briefly activated old DSS barrage during Cyberstan? That was neat why no more
You don't want modern Arrowhead making sniper enemies.Because they wouldn't even bother adding a new enemy, just a "Sniper Support" modifier where every player has a 1% instant death chance every second.
>>575373616>Remember when they briefly activated old DSS barrage during Cyberstan?no because it was a really lame and limp version of it with 1 shell every 20 seconds instead of the meteor-storm-reskinned-with-380-shells original
Why do people care about gay enemies like snipers why am I the only one who cares about robodogs
>>575373763it was still nice to have shells hitting shit here and there better than nothing
>>575373819Snipers and dogs would both cause immediate shitter meltdown and be nerfed to barrager tank tier
These devs don't deserve workers rights
new player, how long does the initial war bond thing take to clear
>>575374313just get democratic detonation as soon as you have 1000 plat and work on that one.free warbond medal costs get ridiculous fast and you will have much better value unlocking weapons from the demo det warbond.
>be me>a backpack weapon enjoyerThat's it, that's the post
>>575374425>plat
>>575374081don't worry, eventually all of them will get raped by illegal somali niggers.if not them, then eventually their kids will be.tho I am second guessing that their entire hambeast fatty HR department are pretty safe from rapes...
>>575374313I honestly can't remember. Maybe a few dozen hours, but a lot of the good stuff is near beginning. Also, democratic detonation is less mandatory than people tell you. I barely ever use thermite. Frag grenades and dynamite (borderline justice) generally have more utility. Thermite and the Ultimatum are strong, but unironic crutches that enable you to play like shit.
>>575368247Reminder that release snipers didn't have the BRIGHT FAT GLOWING LASER THAT GETS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR VIEW WHEN AIMING AT YOU and they were able to instantly shot at players the moment they spawned or you got into their view. They even shot you through geometry as they moved into position. Fortunately this wasn't much of an issue since they had fixed spawns so you could preshot them. Something Helldivers can't do because muh procedurally generated terrain.
>>575374425>>575374554sorry, meant super credits.you can take a player out of warframe,but you can't take warframe out of the player...
>>575374425so I don't need to finish the current one to hop onto another?
>>575374848Right it's not an exclusive season pass you're not locked in to one at a time.
>Try Sickle after using Double Edge for so longThis thing got power crept so fucking hard
>>575358201oh my god...oh my fucking god. i never knew how fucking terrible this faggot was.
>>575375390And it doesn't even have any meaningful attachments...
>>575375390>50 more ROF than dickle>doesn't make you run a fireproof armorsickle owns ur ass
>>575375390I like actually being able to see what I'm shooting at, thank you very much.
>>575374712>muh procedurally generated terrain.put them on the highly cookie-cutter structures and buildings that are available in the game and are copy pasted everywhere?>release snipers didn't have the BRIGHT FAT GLOWING LASERThey realised it was a mistake and added a red laser later. all is well that ends well.AH has a massive advantage to not repeat the same mistake and learn from the past.
>>575375896all you need to see is the hit marker
We already have snipers. >b-but I want ones that I can epically headshot back with muh DMR !!!!1!Sorry. Not happening.
>>575376363
>>575376363those are just bipolar instant-rape lasers that have mood swings on when to shoot at you 100+ meters away or ignore you when you are 20 meters away from them.not kino.
>>575376363You can actually kill these with a DCS or any other AP3 weapon.
>>575376519>Crutch pistol
Didn't a squid sniper overseer got leaked?
>>575376150The problem is this is AH we're talking about. You're implying they'd make a gameplay related decision that makes sense, which is not going to happen.>has a massive advantage to not repeat the same mistake and learn from the past.You know, that's something that happens in the entire game industry on a global scale. You could just take what the other games do, do the same but make it better because you're creating a new thing and you're not limited with shit already in your game, but no, everyone prefers to re-invent the wheel and make it square shaped instead. Look at payday after payday 2, they sponsored some shitty WW2 game which was absolute garbage, a complete mess and failed on the most basic stuff. Then they made Payday 3 and just decided to throw everything they had into the dump and replace it with shitty gameplay elements, always online shit and just garbage all around. I just can't wrap my head around it.
>>575376519noooo!!!!>>575376585they have low FOV like a real sniper looking through a scope>>575376665only from back though and you need to magdump it
>>575376709The best kind of secondaries
>erm game is too hard actually>erm game is too easy actuallywich one is it
We need a new event to drive the plot forward. I propose for Super Earth to build a time machine. Our enemies cannot attack us if they never existed.
>>575363548Playing solo by yourself is fine. Playing solo in a full squad literally breaks the game and makes it extremely boring for all parties.
>>575377069The helldivers 2 paradox, game is too hard because solofags keep going alone and get killed by all the enemies spawning on them, but also game is too easy because solofags keep going alone and do every objective because no enemies spawn on them.
Once we get an APC automatons need to make their own with a bunker turret on top
>>575377278true didn't some modders figure it you can spawn much more enemies before the game shits it self maybe some spawn rework would solve the issue but the again that would imply AH actually work in their game and we know that's not going to happen
>>575377128>>575377278Playing with a team that doesn't care about teamkills is also boring, but that's part of the game so let's put a rock on it.You can't tell me it isn't boring when you group near an enemy base and that one guy throwing an Orbital Laser does everything by himself, literally what's the difference outside of Supply Pods and risks of teamkills?
>plasma accelerator>talon>giga grenadesthis solves the bot front
>>575377914>plasma acceleratorstopped reading the bait post there.
>>575374554Bravo kojimbles
>>575377846Okay, what does that have to do with soloing? Soloing obviously isn't meant to be part of the game given by how many bugs happen from a player not being near the host.
>>575378067>how many bugs happen from a player not being near the host.Then it has nothing to do with game mechanics and only with how bad it's coded. Also this doesn't answer my question.
im sure when arrowhead was designing the game they actually intended one guy to split off and make the game a snoozefest, bravo pilestedt!
>X-45 yesterday: absolute clusterfuck of enemies, seas of berserkers everywhere, endless patrols>X-45 today: barely anything to fight???
>>575378412I'm getting swarmed by insane spawn rates of berserkers what are you on?
>>575378378>when arrowhead was designing the gameThey intended to make a grunt fantasy where you're helpless and incompetent and a bold commentary on fascism
Trying to think of the most giga solonigger loadout.>crossbow>ultimatum>gas nades>light siege ready>either stam or health booster>shield backpack>AMR>supply frv>eagle strafing runAny soloniggers wanna chime in on this? Basically any time someone takes the shield backpack I already know I'm never going to see them in the match except when I'm reinforcing them.
>>575375390The OG Sickle needs a major buff
>>575378707They intended to make a game where you get killed without your teammates. Thankfully the community corrected that. Now you can just run around and never die, and the game is so much more fun now!
>>575378820i am a solonigger and I never solonig without light oxy and jetpack
Hey can I get uhhhhhhhh Talon but primary with better scope options? Maybe even a full auto version
>>575378952It could use some heatsink options like the Scythe, honestly it feels like it was built for that. Maybe even give it the vertical foregrip to allow you to hit zero recoil.
>>575378820Depends what kind of solofag you want to be. Do you want effectively clear bases and speed run the mission or be a useless cunt that's just running around like a headless chicken?
D10 bugs lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244484108540/76561198088743
>>575377069The game isn't hard, it's just bullshit. Video game logic will only apply to enemies while the players are constantly inconvenienced by "milsim" realism and malicious coding, but it's also impossible to lose. Unless a bug softlocks a mission.
>>5753796872/4>>575379684this lobby is kill
We're failing this MO. kek
>>575378952Never gonna happen, keep dreaming, not in a million years, who do you think is running the game, that sounds like work, it has infinite ammo so it's already too strong.
Super Earth needs to be more fascist, not even Shitposting. We need a visible leader to fight for an give us commands and speeches. We need an actual president to care about.I think they were originally gonna do this with the presidential voting but like so many cool ideas they pussied out last minute.
>>575379687>2/4
>>575379687>bugs>when MO could go either wayI hope the swedes curse your missions
>bullshit>tedious>annoying>obnoxious>bad design>bullet sponge>artificial difficulty>restricts loadouts>forced interaction>limits player choice>stiffles skill expression
>stiffles
>>575381203People say this about every enemy that can actually kill them. Also about anything that's easier to kill with teamwork rather than alone, like bunker turrets or war striders.
I never see anybody complaining about the team splitting up outside of this general.
We exclusively play d10 and thats where soloniggers spawn
heavy integrated explosives doko
>>5753796872/4 dropping in
>>575380484The Urine that shoots out my penis does more damage then the SIckle
so I have intermittent connection issues with this game, but what confuses me is what happens when there's an issue. Sometimes I get kicked back to my ship, with the option to reconnect, and sometimes everyone else instantly disappears instead, in neither case I'm host, so I don't know why this ends up being random
>>5753796873/4
>>575364947Fuck off you meming faggot. Is it even possible for you to have discourse or are you just cocksuckergpt that can only vomit out retarded replies. A worldwide natural disaster to cull you wastes of matter can't happen soon enough.
if joe wants to get the ASS to creek to destroy it for kino points (like some post here suggested) wouldn't this whole plan get cucked by cutting off that whole line of planets at the one with lowest res, like matar bay?
>>575379470I've only seen the latter. It's more a list of red flags than an actual effective loadout.
>>575381773Because it's one lone shitter that just wants everyone else to follow him and carry his ass through d10. Also he will never ever ever fix the problem himself by hosting his own game because being the host makes the game harder.
SHOW ME THE STUPID FUC40KING WARBOND ALREADY FUCK
>>575335674NOBODY LIKES THE FUCKING SWAMP BIOME
>>575383045Not until thursday :^)
Fuck it I'm going full suicide bomber on botsIE armorGiga grenade Ultimatum Portable hell bomb EATsLeveller500kgWhat should my primary be?
>>575378952the OG sickle is fine, it's one of the best primaries in the game and performs well on every front.the Helldivers 2 sickle however...
>>5753796872/4
>>575386661cayote
>>5753796873/4!
>>575387734Brilliant, thanks anon
>>575378952OG sickle needs to be reworked into THE OG sickle
>>575386661Dickle
>>575389248wish grantedcooling efficiency doubleddamage halved
>>575389248Why can't HD2's laser-weapons be this fucking obvious about their imminent overheat?
>>575389660The LC starts screaming at you
Making a JC Denton voice mod. God this is tedious.
>>575376363>also has a few in the fortress facing inside the fortress specifically designed to shotgun people who dare to even try to walk in and not cheese fortressesThis is why everyone spams the Orbital Laser on fortresses.
>>575391693based, keep up the good work
>>575389660Accuracy decreases.
>>575392238Thanks, I'll post the Nexus link once I finish and test it.https://youtu.be/fbG8sD1ymLY
>>575379687ggs
>>575391693Maybe you should try getting a job.
KWAB
>here's your d10 bot mission brosweden has raped this game beyond repair
so why is the dss on x45 and not defending mort
You talking to me?
>>575393581No... Not yet.
I have to drop something. Heh heh...
I have some bad news about Agent Navarre. Hehe...
>>575393561>play against the only non-swarm faction in the game>rush main and run straight to evac>"bros..... we are the raped now....."
>>575393821and here we have a modern helldivers 2 player in their natural habitat, /hdg/. as we can see they like to defend the current state of the game as best they can, such is the life of The Raped
>>575392595GG
>>575393951NTA but I don't really get what's the problem in that image. Bots never really had high unit counts unless you went out of your way to trigger as many bot drops as possible
>>575393575We already defended Mort.
Can you still kill a factory strider by shooting its feet with an EAT?
Why is there so much complaining hereFind another game?
>>575395131Idk but I'm pretty sure you can knock one out if you hit the legs with the hammer.
i complain because i care
>>575395832People are scared of losing what they have, Helldivers 2 has virtually no competition, so there's nowhere to go for the experience HD2 offers. So people lash out.
>>575395131They patched that out because uhhh ummm fuck you chud
>>575395832>why do you want things to actually get betterWhat causes this?
>no lobbies>gotta host now, like usualWhy is my timing so ass, /hdg/?steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244495012704/76561198120804312Bots or bugs, faction will be decided by coinflip.
>>575396629it's called being a good goy
Y'all just jealous that Sweden makes the best video games
>>575392163Yeah the interior placement on these for the "long and narrow" fortress cell are retarded. They're okay in the "gentle slope" fortress cell or the "convenient staircase in the back" fortress.
>>575396380Factory striders shouldn't die to one EAT.
>>575397285Don't they still die in one EAT to the eyeball, or is that only with the RR?
>>575397029They're fantastic idea peopleThey're literally the worst developers
>>5753968462/4
Squid fortresses soon right?
>>575393239Why don’t YOU get a job
>>575389248>750 -> 550 RPM>60/6 - > 80/8 damagenet change is going from 750 DPS to 713 DPS, but 80 damage per shot is a better breakpoint 80 damage means it is now able to take off bot trooper arms, voteless legs, and body shot shriekers in just 1 shot instead of needing 2, and takes off radical heads and kills hunters with body shots in 2 shots instead of 3, to name a few.>20 -> 0 spread>1.5/2 -> 0/0 recoil>1000m/s bullets ->hitscan pulsed beam>0.5 - >0s firing delaysignificantly better ease of use with no RNG on shot placement, purely down to player skill. and it goes from lame fake laser bullets to kino pulse laser beams>1.49 -> 2.5 heat per shot>7 -> 4.5 seconds firing time>1.5 -> 0 second cooling delay>8 -> 16.67 cooling per second>12.5 -> 6 second cooldown periodThe reworked sickle can fire 39 shots before overheating, and overheats on the 40th compared to the current sickle which can fire 86 shots and overheating on the 87th. The reworked sickle fully cools off in 6 seconds and begins cooling instantly upon ceasing firing, while the current sickle needs 14 seconds: 1.5 seconds for the cooling to even begin and then 12.5 seconds to fully cool.In the time it takes the current sickle to spin up, fire 86 shots, wait for cooling to begin, and then finally cool all the way off the reworked sickle can fire 78 shots. It takes 21.5 seconds for the current sickle to spin up, fire 86 shots, and then cool off completely. The reworked sickle would take 10.5 seconds to fire 39 shots and then cool off completely. The current sickle puts out 5160 damage over 21.5 seconds, while the reworked sickle would be able to put out 6240 damage over 21 secondsIf the sickle were to be reworked with the above changes it would result in a version that is much handier to use while being better in both breakpoints and absolute damage over time compared to the current one, and returns it to the original pulsed beam laser we all knew and loved in the first game.
>>5753968463/4
>>575395131>Can you still kill a factory strider by shooting its feet with an EAT?yeah, of course.>>575397285it never did. even with less constitution HP before they changed it the foot of a factory strider still had 3000 HP. it took 2 EATs. it was the recoilless that could do it in 1.
I'm a faggot
new player here, ive been mostly sticking to higher difficulties as I unlock them, I'm currently playing on hard (though I've unlocked the next dif) and noticed at this point i get more rare samples than common ones, the question is, will dropping difficulty give me more common samples or the same and im just missing on are samples
>>575398652the absolute numbers of common samples increases as you go up in difficulty but the spawning locations are diluted by rare samples so they are more spread out around the larger maps
>>575396846Still 3/4, diving now.
>>575397679kino
The Double-Edged Sickle should have just been a heat sink option for the regular Sickle. Same for the Scythe.
>>575398652There are also certain objectives that have 'template' spawns for the common samples; iirc the bug city mission involving hives, around every hive are 5-10 common samples, i'm not too sure on the specifics, but just know that it's influenced by the mission and objective type too, going up in difficulty is usually a good thing because you get more medals per game, more samples (if everyone picks every sample up).
>>575328692Unironically what do Terminids eat on hive worlds since all natural wildlife is killed off?
>>575399605They can't just fill warbonds with skins, anonWe'll never get armor and vehicle customization because they want to shove minute variants into warbonds
>>575399936i like to think they eat those little spherical common samples, theyre very common
>>575400021Instead of new weapons they could out new weapon components in there. Variant ammo types is the big one - there's no need for a Liberator AND a Concussive Liberator AND a Penetrator Liberator when we could just have a Liberator with options for Concussive or AP ammo.
>>575399936Each other
>>575400194This sounds like a difficult change to make for very little benefit.
>>575399936They are plants, the hive leeches nutrients from the soil. Individual bugs are just sub organisms to defend the hive, when threatened the hive produces nutrient that allows scavengers to grow into whatever type of bug is needed. Source : my ass.
>>575400278Bloating the armory with marginally different guns is inherently a bad design philosophy. Every weapon added should have a clear purpose that differentiates it from every other weapon. Marginal changes like the difference between the various Liberators or the Diligence and the Diligence CTS should be accomplished through weapon modding.
>equip railgun>have funits simple
>>575400194>>575400679Starting without weapon customization (and other customization systems) right out the gate, they kind of shot themselves in the foot. Unfortunately I don't think they'll ever give weapon customization the treatment it deserves. Suppressors? We have suppressed weapons. Underbarrels? We have underbarrel weapons. Conversion will be a huge endeavor.However, I do see the ability for them to implement specific, unique weapons, like, "Liberator MOD" that can mimic any Liberator via additional ammo, accessory, barrel, receiver, etc. options, and add to just that one weapon as more weapons come out, or require mastery of other weapons to inherit their gimmicks. That seems far more feasible.
I haven’t played since everyone was using breaker shotguns and light armor had the same armor rating as heavy. What’s the new meta?
>>575401671You've got a lot of options these days. Meta weapons/armor depend on your tastes and which faction you're fighting, but Eagle Strafing Run and MG Sentry basically fit every loadout. Beyond that, take an AT option.
>>575401671Explosive PrimaryNuke SecondaryNuke GrenadeSupply Bagpack/ Nuke BagpackNuke Support WeaponNuke StratagemNuke Stratagem 2
>>575401671>metaIf you want "hard" meta, in the Most Effective Tactic Available sense;Loadout:1. Crossbow2. Senator(alternatively, pissile)3. Thermite or giga grenadeArmor:1. B01 (any extra padding works)Stratagems:1. RR2. Eagle strafing run3. 120mm barrage4. OPSThis will pretty much kill anything in your way mostly reliably, safely, and instantly.
>>5753968463/4, anon went to eat.
>>575401671CoyoteUltimatumThermite/giga grenadeRecoil less rifle120mm barrageEagle airstrike or strafing runFree choice between turret or supply FRV
The botchad MO winstreak continues.You may bow.
>>575405064is this the last MO before we get the worthless helmet?
>>575398779>>575399776thank you
>BugsSweeperUltimatumGas GrenadeOrbital Reset ButtonEagle Strafing RunMG SentryRecoilless Rifle or C4 Pack>BotsCensorPissileThermite GrenadeOrbital LaserEagle Strafing RunMG SentryC4 Pack>SquidsTrident or Sweeper or HyenaPissile (Default) or Ultimatum (Mechs)Gas Grenade (Default) or Throwing Knives (Mechs)Orbital Reset Button (Default) or HMG Turret (Mechs)Eagle Strafing RunMG SentryC4 Pack
>>575405193Yes
I hate the swamp map so so so much
>mg sentry instead of rocket sentry for bots>throwing knives
>>575405825cant wait for them to dripfed the camos
>>575406252I would pay money for auto-camo for all my shit that changes colors based on the planet.
I just want every armor to have a Black-and-Yellow Helldiver paint option.
>>575392238IT'S DONE FINALLYhttps://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/14811
>>575407379that was fast
Swamp planets are such ass. There's no POIs to scavenge supplies and the trees funnel patrols into you. Eagles being useless is also not fun. The MOnkeys can deal with X-45.
>>575407379Good job
I wouldn't be surprised if one of the main developers commits suicide in the near future.
>87% Are we winning this? The helmet is kinda skibidi but this MO felt rigged
>>575408268it's bussin zoom zoom
if only you'd commit to it along with the other chimps first
how do I make torcher good on bots
>>575408436Use something else.
Once we finish the MO we'll defend Heze right?
>>575408436cyborg megafactories, where there is generally more cover and bots are forced close to you.
>>575408668Heze is already dead as it needs 110% player population to win. It's not a normal defense so the DSS eaglestorm won't do shit.
>Bots suddenly get super aggressive>Try to throw therm>Ragdolled at the last second>Check timer>35 minutes7 min forced death is real.
MP5 SMG with a grenade underbarrel that fires lethal velocity smoke greades. Yay or nay?
>>575408668After X-45 it will be the defense of Mort. We still have Eagle Storm up for 15 hours which will be enough to guarantee victory on Mort's invasion.Exostorms are basically guaranteed to lose every time because they always run concurrently with MOs, meaning we can't afford to give them any attention.
>>575386661Okay I played this loadout for a few missions and the IE armor is incredibly underwhelming. The on death explosion is so fucking tiny it's virtually impossible to get more than 3 kills on a normal death.
>>575408154Wtf is wrong with russians
>>575408436by growing some chest hair and not being a coward with it
>>575409571Stupid meme shitNay
>>575410097
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244503943677/76561197994442498Late night lobby
>>575410245She's awfully cheeky for something that gets nearly 1-shot by a liberator to the chest, despite the extra padding.
>>5754103922/4
>>575410392still 2/4
>>575408436If you are a pussy, smoke grenades or smoke strike
I wish the accelerator rifle was just slightly more consistent at killing devs in one burst
>>575408436If you like to aura farm, smoke grenade and smoke strike
>>575410392Pub diving because no one actually plays this game
>>575364642>teammate takes advantage of three teammates distracting the enemy so he can complete objectives quickly and without too much trouble>REEEE NOOOO YOU'RE NOT SKILLED YOU'RE A SHITTER
>>575412218>no one actually plays this gameand whose fault is it
>>575408268We've already won the first two mos so we'll get the helmet even if we lose the planet
>>575412415>Gets his retarded ass demolished.>Seethes and waits for 8 fucking hours to try to recover his edignity.End yourself.
>>575413453wrecked that fag, nicely done
How do we fix this thing? Or at least give it a more worthwhile niche other than just being a shittier version of the regular smoke
>samefaggingyou lost
>>575411880AimIf you absolutely can't bring yourself to aim, use Eruptor
Which is worse, slugger, JAR, or DCS?
kill yourself furnigger
>>575415846Jar is a piece of shit.On paper it would be really good but the slow projectiles really make it a bitch to use.Add in that it handles like trying to spread open your momma's fat asscheeks, slow reload and scarce ammo and you got a sweden approved gun that functions perfectly fine.
>>575415846The dominantor, by a wide margin. >shit ergo>shit recoil>wonky bullets>shit capacity >shit reload
>>575418072Dominator should hit harder for all the downsides it has.
Which is worse : furniggers, abdoslop porn addicts or tranime posters?
>>575419746Buzzword faggots, by far.
>>575419746>abdoslop porn addictsThese, porn addicts are a blight.
reminder that 80% of "abdoslop" mentions is the guy running said abdo mods desperate for attention
>>575419746
>>575415846Probably DCS. The Dominator might have all of those problems that the other guy mentioned, but at least it has a use case purely by virtue of dealing extreme amounts of per-hit and burst damage.Meanwhile, the DCS has more or less all those same problems but has 200 dmg/50 ddmg and no actual use case.>bugslol>botsOutperformed by the Diligence or another med pen primary in every use case.>squidsCan't 1head overseers and can't deal with voteless efficiently.
>>575415846if I am not supposed to use them as living fleshlights for my raping pleasure,why are they living fleshlight shaped?
>>575419746all 3 are actually autistic enough to be good at this game so they are welcome in my lobby either way (as long as nobody is into feet, piss, poop or gore)
failed a mission for the first time in over a year because my democracy officer went full retard and said I didnt extract with the package on a commando mission
Another victory for the WHITE side of history
>>575421662>as long as nobody is into feet, piss, poop or gore
Anyone got the helmet yet? We just won the MO but I don’t have it
>>575422783this fucking suckswe didn't even get to see the superweapon or how it was destroyed
>>575419746catposters
>>575422810mario... he was just kidding...
>>575422783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emx3Hbj9ozk
>>575423696pnacake bnnuy :3
>>575423489Apparently it would have shot down fusion orbital strikes and delayed planetary liberation, still a helmet is kinda lame and I want that flamethrower FRV
>>575421662Putting feet into same category as gore is crazy
>>575423696>Have your game be inspired by Starship Troopers>Never use propaganda pieces on TV like they did in the movieThose little infomercials were so iconic. What the fuck are they doing
>>575423635
>>575423962WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>>575422783Theres no way thats it right, never even used or seen? This has to be some kind of ruse where there was never a clankstar and this was just SE fearmongering or something right
There's no winning with you fucking faggots, if the MO failed and we had to deal with the super weapon you would be bitching about how it was a forced failure
>galactic war is rigged unless we can have a 100% MO clear rate
>>575419746I'm all three. I will be carrying your lobbies while staring at fat Tau ass.
Thats it? That was the Automaton super weapon, are we for real? There's not even an animation or anything, just a little text box. I don't even think it did anything gameplay wise.
>>575419746Furry posting in 2026 is almost exclusively pictures of clothed animal ladies drinking tea or something, with the occasional faggot posting a fat Nintendo character or what have you at worst.
>>575360569>shoots each other in the back turning eight to fourdo bot trannies really?
>>575426295>pictures of clothed animal ladies drinking tea or somethingdoesn't matter to tranny jannies, anything furry related is automatically furry pornography bannable for 3 days
>>575422783>>575424932>players fought long and hard to have less contentthis GW system fucking sucks
>>575426781true xisters help ACK each other when needed! :3
>>575426295>>575426792furshit has never been and will never be allowed here
>>575426896The real irony this time around is that the Clankstar was just aurora borealis; someone said it existed, and then someone said they blew it up...
>>575427162
>helmet off
>>575427272imagine this furry girl getting raped by behemoth charger hnnnngggggg
die
>>575427571
>>575427571Finally, a half decent /hdg/ post.
>>5754274382005 called, they wants their meme back
Finally, we can get our squid major update TOMORROW
Squid major update trailer on Tuesday
I'm getting raped and mind broken by female squids RIGHT NOW
>>575426896The content wouldve been entirely restricted to the map. lets be honest.
>>575428450GOD I wish I could be a squid.
Nah, we're fine with no updates until the release of the 2nd warbond
Before I go to bed, I just wanted all of you to know that your existence are meaningless and your opinion are worthless, all of you will die a virgin, broke and alone with no one to mourn you. Good night
LibConc feels worse than Pummler
>>575428962Goodnight, ESL king
>average epoch user
>>575415846All of them are very good weapons, the fuck are you smoking. Hell, even the "least" good of them, the DCS, is still capable of doing good work with a competent player.
>>575327625>>575422783>>575424932>shot at it and dealt heavy damage as it tried to approach Mort, but escaped and needs to be intercepted and attacked one more time to be destroyed for good>successfully intercepted and destroyed as it tried to approach MortSo which is it? Both can't be simultaneously true.
>>575408436when you close distance rapidly on isolated warstriders, fighting scorcher hulks by flaming a leg, factory striders when flanking the sides. inadvisable to kill chaff unless they're in immediate range, gassed or stunned or they'll whittle you down
>>575428962How am I supposed to regain my virginity?
>>575429628This MO has been completely nonsensical. Im 100% expecting a rugpull
>>575428597still would have been literally better than nothing
>>575429628I guess it approached Mort again?
>>575428962wtf why is hitler so mean to the HDG+ community?>>575429364you mean Hyena + Epoch user? get with the times gramps!
>>575429628The Automaton kinda forgot about the DSS
>>575429930>hdgbt
>>575429951>the bots have their own Blob that votes on where to send their ASS, and they pulled their own Blob and sent it to the wrong fucking planet because they're morons, just like the Blob did when the Great Host was approaching Super EarthHonestly, kind of believable and a great way for Joel to ridicule the Blob.
>>575429973>Horny Degenerates Glorifying Bisexual Trannies
>>575428962I am not a virgin
>>575430069Thats a bit of a stretch. I think its more likely they realized they needed to wrap up this A.S.S. storyline pronto so they can set up the Illuminate major update
>>575430283I wonder if we'll see new illuminate with 40k update, warp/void shenanigans.
>>575429773Hey, remember that one time we spent all that effort destroying the Jet Brigade factory on Chud Bay and nearly endangered a huge chunk of SEAF forces because it was an ambush, got told that the bots would have to expend a tremendous amount of resources to rebuild the factoriy and it would take a long time, and then it reappeared on Aurora Bay two months later?
>>575428962thank you hitler
>>575428962>your existence are meaninglessmy parents are very proud of me of what I achieved financially and personally>your opinion are worthlessNo, it creates and propels discussions right here on the general when I have both good and bad intentions in the posts I make>all of you will die a virginI had both paid sex with a hooker and with an ex girlfriend who loved me more than I did her>brokeMy net worth is above 300 000 EUR>aloneWe will all die alone + you don't give a fuck about a single person who dies alone, it is only fair that nobody gives a fuck about you too. Its perfectly fair and balanced.
>>575430650>300 000 EURpoorfag
>>575430184source?
>>575430842he is kitten
>>575430650>he is only worth 39000000 super creditsI knew this general was poorfag central
My fellow citizens... I've just been informed that Gorbo is chopped...
>>575431396holy shit not in front of the aurapawgs bro
>>575431396GO AHEAD, TRY AND SPIKE MY CORTISOL
mo when
>>575431692you need more?????such an ungrateful toxic entitled chud...
>>575429628My bet is they 100% planned on us getting the intercept right the first time but the community was retarded and so when we were right at mort it posted the predetermined message the first was intended to have, but the story required it being destroyed in this campaign so they just said fuck it.
>>575431396the Goon Junction has never been the same since....
>>575430283Makes you question why they had it just show up now at all, unless the plan is for them to make an even bigger one later(that being the one from the leaks)
>>575432003This was just the first Death Star. Of course there will be another.
>implying that they won't start mass-production of clankstars
>>575431396Gucci is the new Rizz King.
>>575432254>new Death Star subfaction>the complete opposite of the Jet Brigade, instead of having high mobility backpacks that let them close the distance they're slower and better-armored and kill you with massive artillery barrages and sustained beam weapons instead of laser bullets
But will we get their version of the eagle storm or orbital bombardment where random giant bot lasers are shot form the sky?
>>575432848sounds cool and interesting,so that means it is never happening
>>575432848Probably just end up the same as Exostorm lightning strikes or ice meteors, but instead of lightning/meteors it's orbital laser strikes. Would still be cool.
>>575433906Meteor storm but it's a giant volley of lasers would be awesome to see.
>>575432627ASS will just be a lazy way of adding 'meteors' (aka bombardment) to non meteor planets. It will deal Heavy Pen explosion, low demolition force and heavy splash damage as not to accidentally kill spawners.It will continually spawn near players around 50 meters radius instead of all over the map like meteors.Mark my words.
>>575434083Alternatively, Fire Tornadoes but it's a roving laser column.
>>575433179>>sounds cool and interesting,>cool and interesting>another meteor shower reskin/off map leviathanok retard
>>575434172we are so starved for content anything that is not nothing is cool at this point...
As long as I get mission to repel bots with planetary defense cannon
>>575432848>we get a bot version of the Interloper that will try to strafe your position and force you out of cover
>wide-area scatter bombardment, ie. meteors>roving orbital lances, ie. fire tornadoesThese would be cool while the massive body of the Bot Star eclipses the skybox.
>>575435428complete darkness so you are forced to use flashlights would be a nice change of things!
>>575435539still waiting for this btworbital flare btw
>>575435539>>575435583too much kino,so that means it is never happening
>>575435539you'd have /hdg/ crying about no visibility 24/7 and 16 reshade presets and mods eliminating the need for flashlights within two hours of that releasing
>>575435851they can always play on another planet or lower the difficulty
>>575436009no they can't and it's been proven again and againthey will cry until swegroes bend the knee
>>575435794>>575435583>>575435851>>575436009>>575436078brown
>>575435794Thank god arrowhead doesnt listen to retards like you
>all the dadgamers ITT quivering and shitting their pants over the thought of lower visibilityI can't believe I play in the same lobbies as you...
>>575436634half of these kvetching faggots have to cope with the fog removing mod to play the game
>>575436634Clean your filenames fag
>>575436634You know you can have you epic kino (black screen) by just turning down the brightness on your monitor and helldivers 2 setting right?
>>575436873you know you can also have sex with women, right?
>>575436318>does he know?
>>575436873let me guess - fog removal mods are not cheating?
>>575436918>>575436969>Seething replies
>>575427272>Still upBased. Kemono website, kemono general.
>>575436634Unfiltered rapefugees don't play the game, so I wouldn't worry about it.
>>575437237>"If you dont like my shitty ideas then you must not play the game"
>>575436634you're acting like the playerbase doesn't avoid night mega cities like the plague>>575364846it doesn't share like half of the stats the turret has
>>575437456>you're acting like the playerbase doesn't avoid night mega cities like the plagueevery single megacity mission i've played here was nighttimei don't think anyone gives that much of a shit
>>575436634>acshually it's hecking EPCI and KONI to not be able to see a fucking thingThe game already has low visual clarity.
Surely.. Steinerhead has been working on releasing two simultaneous warbonds, one WH40K and another bonus one, to compensate for the delay and earn community goodwill. The game will be saved and we will have content.
>Retards still spread the headcanon that 7 years old is the enlistment age
>>575437986My fuhrer... Arrowhead...The 40K warbond is the last warbond they're releasing before moving over completing to this new model of warbond content being handed out via MO progress now that SC is largely worthless. The 40k warbond will be extremely overpriced to try and drain peoples SC stash hordes.
What the hell is taking them so long with this warbond? Did GW need to keep tard wrangling them to keep the 40k weapons accurate or something?
>>575437162SUPER EARTH OWES ME A FURRY WIFE
>>57543836740K warbond was a break glass emergency release. They had to take precious time off from their holidays to outsource it to another company to make.
>>575438392Super Earth needs YOU! To breed with anthro women to create the ultimate super soldier hybrids!
>>575438469only if they are cute with wide hips and below 5 feet tall
>>575438572>below 5 feet tallGet the fuck out of my face.
>>575437737Counter-point: the game is already too fucking easy, so instead of spamming even more heavies atleast they can implement something visual that always keeps you on your toes.
>>575438365>>575438878wtf I thought these were dead hours?
>>575438695As has already been stated, you can increase the difficulty right now by simply turning down the brightness.
>>575438686What if they are above 7 feet tall?I just like the height difference.
>>575435428Bring back the original orbital bombardment support from the DSS but now say it's from the Bot Star.
>>575438997Australiandivers..
>>575439709>orbital bombardment support from the DSSif it will have only-helldiver-focused aiming like eagle storms then I don't want it
>Mort defendedSuccess. Now what?
>>575439826I think originally it tried to shoot in a ring around the players but moving or being slightly spread out tended to make them waste people dead on.
>>575439929you get less content.enjoy!
>>5754395876'5 minimum. those are my terms.
I met john helldiver and shes black
>>575440727OK me a 6'0 human helldiver male and a 7'0 furry wolf girl (You).Can we LARP this?
>>575441125>live action roleplay as a furry wolf girlDoubt
>>575441537As long as he doesn't take the suit off or speak in a manly voice I can fully disillusion myself into believing it is a female furry wolf girl.
Literally me
put the fucking helmet on
fine
>>575442126Not a furrydiver, ruined
>>575442126she gonna get turbo cortizol nuked
jarvis remove her clothes
>>575441125No but you can kill yourself.
>>575442126built for bug eggs
stimming you :D
im stim shady the real stim shady
content dokowarbond dokonew MO doko
>>575444541The past 5 posts are the content and you're here forever now
>>575442126>tfw no gook cannon fodder gf
>>575443992FEELS GOOD-AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAH
>>575444939I'm not stimming double edged sickle users just so you learn a bit about responsibility.
>>575443120nah she's framelocked
>>575442126I've seen this image before, but why did you turn it into slop
Are you ready for 3 WEEKS of SQUIDS back in rotation?
>>575445415it is a slop or be slopped world out there
>>575445418Yeah I kinda miss them by now, can't wait to watch pubbies waste 3 reinforcements on a single harvester again
I like squids because I havent truly figured out an ultra rape loadout for them like the others so I get to play around with my items
>>575446393ultimatumstalwartcrossbowthen you can pick anything else for backpack and 3 other stratagems of whatever the fuck you want
>>575446707>no gundog
>>575446707Fuck now I know!The fun is over!
>>575446854>>575446707jesus can you get any gayer
>>575446854you have a free backpack slot, just pick it!
>>575446393>>575446707real funhavers do not pick a support weapon on squids and just use whatever they can find scavenging, especially since every map has a colony that has quite a few support weapons
>>575447095trvkeMost squid maps have a machine gun on the floor somewhere Or I just nab it from whoever dies They just summon a new one anyway
fun >>> meta
Meta niggas will poop and cry that the game is boring yet pick the No Fun Allowed items every game
>>575447095Going supportless (maybe EAT) and just picking up an AMR off the ground is some of the best fun I've had on colony squids.>headcap Overseers>plink Watchers before they get anywhere within detection range>blast the shield horns off of Harvesters and then chunk down their joints>take down Stingrays with repeated target fire>even plink heads off of Fleshmobs before they get close enough for me to finish them with my primaryIt's a level of comfort and freedom that you don't often get against the other factions.
>who cares about meta it's a pve game>THIS GUN IS 0.07 WORSE THAN THE META BUFF IT NOOOOWW
>>575447523>THIS GUN HAS 0.07% MORE USAGE THAN THE 2ND BEST GUN NERF IT NOOOOWW
>>575447471if you pick ultimatum then you can go truly supportless.which makes me think, what the hell am I supposed to pick for 4 stratagems that are "fun" but not utterly useless shit like tank mines?
How well does Gas Strike fairs against bots? Can I atleast expect it to delete a patrol or atleast make them useless enough to shoot them? I don't like OPS's 30s extra cd time.
>>575447661Orbital smoke is fun, it does no damage but has high demo force so its still useful for clearing fabs and stuff
>>575447661>AT mines>utterly uselessI once dropped a spread of those during Hulkamania and got twelve kills.
>>575447740gas strike on bots is just another orbital smoke strike.expecting gas to do any killing work is fools errand.
>>575447387The most fun I have in the game is when I use larp loadouts.
>>575446393Normal Squid: Autocannon / CrematorMindless Masses: Anything / Autocannon / CrematorAppropriators: Autocannon / Cremator
>>575446393MG43
>>575448421Why do you need medium pen on squids anyway
>>575448505harvesters and stingrays
>>575447095They should really have backpacks on POIs as well. I've had a lot of fun either asking for or teamkilling for a backpack
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244536964163/76561197994442498You know the drill
the squid MO...its close...I can FEEL it...I can SMELL it...
Its weird that the orbital laser is the only limited oneLet us spam you fools
>>575447645Is this meatball still around? Haven't heard from him in a while
>>5754502343/4
>>575451049squid wife built for 24/7 human rape
>>575447645If I like the gun/stratagem it's never getting nerfed, if I don't like the gun/stratagem it's getting nerfed. Simple as.
>>575451049Imagine the handjobs
My town full of huge black men and mean shotas got invaded and the helldiver rescue sqaud said the evac is full and my wife stayed was alone with them all in the shipGlad shes safe thank liberty for the Helldivers :)
>reddit spacing>unprompted delirious cuckold posting
netoraredivers....
imagine being so fat youre consciously aware your body is like so heavy to incapacitate and kill someonefurthermore you actually utilize thatthis is basically the average mechdiver
>>575434083>>575434160It'll just be a red Orbital Laser that exclusively targets players, sentries, and vehicles (also only does enough damage to kill players, sentries, and vehicles, enemies go virtually unscathed).
>>575451428that's not a proper way to talk to MY wife
>>575451687who the fuck is into this shit
I always wondered why dickle feels so shit even at max overheating with AP4 penetration - it only deals 7 durable damage each shot, making it kinda useless against enemies that do get damaged by AP4...
>>575453087Guys with tiny dicks. Reeeeeaally tiny ones.
Oh my GOD!!! Guys, that mission where we destroyed the Automatons' superweapon was simply EPIC!!! THE UNIQUE SETTING, THE UNIQUE MISSION, THE WAY THE AUTOMATON DEATH STAR EXPLODED, SHAKING ALL THE GALACTIC MAP, WAS EPIC!!!!!! ARROWHEAD REALLY OUTDID THEMSELVES.
>>575452463what's you're point?
Alright place your bets anonsWill Narrowhead make the next MO reward the actual armor set to the new helmet or an armor set that doesn’t match!>the entire helldrivers warbond has been finished for months now just sitting I. The files
>>575454908It'll be the title, and the most hardest, nailbiter MO possible.
Can we get the Gunslinger perk on an armor set that doesn't look like shit?
>>575455293no
>>575455293Got a problem pardner?
we can take 6 planets by taking just three please guys
>>575455830>he thinks we are allowed to take planets outside of an MOjoel will just launch a 100 level attack the moment we take a planet it has been like this since the release of the game
>>575455830>we can take
>kill 60 enemies while trooning the fuck out
There’s no way trannies could be in the general with all the bitching and moaning
tranti material rifle
>continues to collect dust
>>575455830
>>575457049What are these armors?
>>575457049they should've just gave us the entire set but i guess they really want to stretch the drip feed as long as humanly possible>>575457328leaked armors theorised to be part of the car warbond that was very likely scrapped after the whole mecha fiasco
>>575457509Only the middle one kinda looks like it'd go in the racist warbond. I'd say that the other two look like they'd fit a "totally not Democratic Demolition 2" warbond.
>>575457049what was the passive?
>>575457049One helmet acquired today. 5 pieces to go so September at this rate, if there are no other campaign rewards.
That was it? That was the entire ASS plot?
>>575458104The passive is Kinetic Displacement Mitigation50% fire resist50% limb injury resistreduced impact and collision damage by 30%
>>575459051abysmal dogshit
>>575458559No dude this is totally just the beginning that was a prototype and they'll bring out the real ASS any day now. It won't be like the other storylines that ultimately went nowhere after getting immediately resolved.
I want to poop.
Remember that time the automatons got their own DSS but it was only for two MOs and when the thing actually fired down on planets it changed absolutely nothing about the missions except making the planet on the galactic map look a bit fiery
>join game>guy has 3 sentriesI must endure
>>575460319just bring concealed insertion 'pods
>>575459975galactic rigging is so lame just split player base in 4-5 factions and let them fight. Kino battles will come organically jeet GM is so fucking useless, cant believe you fags still give a shit
>>575459149now understand it was put together with being inside an incinerator FRV in mindsuddenly the fire resist means you don't die instantly when the gunner sets you all on fire and the impact damage prevents chip damage from rolling and colliding with terrain when driver loses control
can I get a quick rundown on clozzy?
>>575460743>can I get a quick rundown on clozzy?
>>575460941it's so over for clozzy
>>575460941Clozzy will never have max stats after getting one shotted by Gorbo...
>>575460743
>>575461456It's incredible how recognizably British these AI specimens are.
>>575461585For realI never heard the audio of this but my mind placed the most rotten brit lingo onto these creatures
>>575460941need that clozzussy
>>575462040>I never heard the audio of this but my mind placed the most rotten brit lingo onto these creaturesif you not lying then maybe consider a career into predicting the future
>>575461456Ohdough just got brutally skull-mogged by a random lvl56 /hdg/tard at the D7 Junction!
>>575462193Helldivers 3 soon bros!!!!
>>575462438you know it will be nowhere near as good as HD2 because HD2 being good was a total accident and not because Arrowhead are actually good at what they are doing
>>575462863>>575462438it will unironically suffer the third game curse of payday 3 and killing floor 3
anudda dayanudda easy botgod victory
>>575457049>No Lord Humungus mask.>Instead more gay skullface paint.Into the trash. Also why does most heavy armors have to make your diver look like a fridge? Unasthetic as hell.
>>575459051>>575459149Sounds ok against planets with roaches.
>>575460319honestly, I have been enjoying the last week mostly going full 'support'with bright yellow armour, Stim pistol, the Flag, resupply pack and shield generator.some games I join it goes REAL well since the players are actually half competent and appreciate my dumb ass and other times its worse than useless because the players are the type where they have been lobotomized and cant accomplish shit
>>575460319So? Running 3 sentries along with a backpack weapon that takes care of the other type of enemies works great.
>>575465209Shield gen getting popped by pods will never stop pissing me off.
>TomorrowUpdate trailer and patch notes >ThursdayMajor update and WH40K trailer>Next TuesdayRegular warbond trailer and WH40K warbond release>Next TuesdayRegular warbond release
New helmet looks okay
>>575465508>Update trailer and patch notestry campaign trailer and nothing else
>>575465630They need more hype than that if they want to sell a billion premium warbonds
>>575464378If this is BotGOD victory,Brother, then what is thisMoisture seeping from myBeautiful eyes?
ASS already destroyed? That fast for a nothingburger story arc? I hope this is a media literacy thing and the ASS was not actually destroyed.
>success>success>successDID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID??? THE BUGXISTERS JUST GOT BRUTALLY SKULL-MOGGED BY BOTGODS AT THE GOON JUNCTION!!!!!!
>>575465508What you're saying isn't even in line with what they announced you retard
>>575466862super earth constantly overplays their victories and underplays their losses.what do you think the case is this time?
>>575466862they're gonna build a second one that won't die as easily and they will brutally orbitemog the dss
>>575466970What will be the first triple fail MO?
>>575466970Oh yeah, the bugchasers was jestingmaxxing on HD2's stream before clocking peak cope in front of Baskinator
>>575467304the "first red stratagem in almost two years" one
How do you fix squidmechs so that pubbies stop getting mulched and pulped? D10 squidmechs with pubbies can be agonizing to hard carry.
>>575467304Definitely a squid MO since nobody gives a shit about that faction
>>575466862thats truly the biggest issue with the game honestly.its supposed to be a major Galactic war, but it feels like you never actually see the war.it constantly feels as if the players are the only ones on super earths side having a bad day.like, the fucking space station Showdown should have been a major event where for the whole invasion of Mort players could see both of them in the sky firing nonstop at each other during missions + while on the destroyer.its actually the #1 reason I have gradually lost all interest in actually participating in the MO's because it feels terrible to care about them because nothing ever happens beyond some Text popups on the destroyer telling you what happened.and this has been an issue for fucking ever, I still remember when Merridia first blew up how fucking disappointed I was that you didn't even get to see the thing explode into a black hole and it just forced you into another planet to poof it into a hole
>>575419996What would be the in-lore explanation for female divers running around with their abs and asses exposed and breasts barely armored?
>>575468142Like they aren't even fucked to make some illustrations with background music. How fucked is that ? Not even touched up sloppa.
>>575467304next bot mo almost assuredly, jeetoel can't stand the izzat loss
>>575468290>so um it turns out stims, do have this one harmless side effect
>bot deathstar plot finished without the thing firing a single shot>just a single text message>not even a shitty in engine scene like when we destroyed PentaAH is so lazy it's unreal
>>575468142In defense of the devs, that is pretty realistic. Like, a lot of US soldiers probably didn't participate in the killing of Bin Laden. Most soldiers are just boots on the ground, not important enough to even see the big things happen, only hearing about them.
>>575468142I think one reason for this is that Arrowhead wants to avoid this kind of "you had to be there" moments, where you can very easily miss it by not being logged in at the right time. Things like the Siege or Cyberstan is fine, because they can stretch that shit over several weeks so everyone has a chance to "be there". Being able to see the planet exploding in the skybox in real time is something that people can miss, and "isn't worth the effort" if it isn't experienced by the entire playerbase.Which is fucking sad because that shit adds a LOT to immersion.
>>575468848shut up toro you just don't get it
>>575468575>It causes a hormone replacement effect in men, causing them to grow breasts and develop higher pitched voices, while strangely accelerating penis growth. In women, it causes a drastic growth of breast tissue and redirects all fat storage to the buttocks. Permacura has renamed the Stim to "Super Estrogen" in the wake of this new discovery.
>>575469827Yo, real quick, what faction do you main?
>>575470030Huh? Uh, Helldivers, they're the only playable faction you dipshit.
>>575470113Wrong
>>575470030Bots, of course.
>>575470356this reminds me of the rumor that devs were joining random games to control individual enemies back in the days before most people were aware of the sheer depths of their incompetence
>>575467425they should lower the difficulty
>>575470768I like how people genuinely believed that Joel was joining random people's games to tweak spawns and shit, when all he did back then was reset capture progress when we were winning too hard.
>>575470113That's a lie. I'm a bot main. The constant nerfs to bot units is insane. I don't even bother to tech into warstriders that often now unless I notice the helldiver players didn't tech into heavy anti tank. Warstiders used to be a generalist good unit but they only punish greedy strats now. The gunship reworks have been ok, though. I can hold objectives with gunship spam pretty effectively.
>>575470356would play
>>575471063It was kinda silly how, after being nerfed to the point that any AT could onetap it to the crotch, that people (especially ones here) were STILL crying that it couldn't get onetapped by EVERY support weapon.Not to mention that its guns were also nerfed into oblivion by that point, too.
>>575471063NTA but gunship change was a great improvement. Now they can actually put pressure on you and multiple can even pin you down behins cover, but they are still easy to take down if you have someone else shooting them or if you attack them first. They are in really good spot now imo.
>>575471063I'm happy you can actually queue into games as a bot player. I main squids and I can sit in queue for a long time waiting for a match. Arrowhead is really fucked up for allowing players to pick the kind of opponent they want to queue into. Squids aren't even OP or anything so I don't get why people queue dodge them so much!
>>575472198>I main squidsplease blink twice if you need help or are being forced to do this
>>575472532I like aliens and squids are aliens. Its purely a flavor pick.
>>575472532
Another planet added to the void, it is then.
the next MO reward might be a cape....
>>575455293wdym lawmaker is a good set
>>575467304most likely will be a bot one considering that faction is AH self insert and the good guys in their eyes
I got the helmet!
>>575470768honestly it would be kinda kino enemies controlled by the devs shold've gain a buff too bad it will never happen
>>575455830>wedude just vote on any of the three planets the absolute nanosecond the DSS needs to FTL jump so you suck up 100 to 80% of the vote so people dogpile the "majority"
>>575474154Doom Eternal almost had a similar concept, right?
>>575474253i could be wrong but if i remember correctly a demon that killed the player would gain a buff and have a chance to appear on another player's game instead of being a developer
>>575474154>>575474253i think counter strike had a mod like that, where a team fights enemy ai bots + player controlled units
call me autistic but isn't one of the tubes on the outrider helmet just missing
>>575475083>>575475083>>575475083
this shit doesn't go with anything
>>575474253Yeah, I believe one of the original ideas that they advertised was players being able to "invade" as enemies.
>>575474518>>575474253>>575474154>>575470768this was the entire premise of the natural selection games as well
Someone make a real thread
>pigger threadsomeone make a real one
REAL THREAD>>575476016>>575476016>>575476016>>575476016
>>575476043This is the one.
>>575466970Botchads literally won every single MO objective since they introduced this new system.
>after all the buildup we didn't even get to see the clank starGuess we'll just have to use our imagination or wait another 8 months for them to build a death star 2
>>575463173more faggots and iggers i bet.
>>575474460No, it was like you'd be able to join another player's singleplayer game and fuck their shit up as a demon.
