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>>575390543Catmixer is a massive faggot.
>>575390819New thread new general. This time with no samefagging, no simping, no melties, and no reddit copy-pastes.
Should I just give up on chess if I have a 25% wr? 50 wins 150 losses since I started again, not even joking
Karo Kan't Edition
>>575390819What’s the lore behind this guy? It’s the first post of every thread
>>575392596it just means you're overrated currently. it will settle down eventually.
hey what's up everyone, I sent a request to join the team like a week ago and I just want to know whether i've been accepted or not.my username is katzenmischer! Hope to play with you all soon.
>>575392596Have you tried rating sitting?
>>575392610raped that karlo-fag
>>575393267Holy shit, this is a real account!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4kNGVF_XzQStjepan just dropped a new opening video
>>575392596Losing a lot is nice because then you get to gain it all back
>>575392943Currently the strongest player in this general, some even say cheater. He's harmless, but samefags a lot. Mostly considered a meme. I find him amusing.
>>575399981>Little did he know, that the man himself was hidden in plain sight...
Chess Olympiad is coming up. Which was your favorite edition? For me, it's 1939
https://lichess.org/ywl9HK1Y
>>575399981>>575402465
>>575408263Solviet era chess late 50s til bobby is the eternal goat
>>575390543Can you do a similar one for ding?
>>575421471Tomorrow. For now, we rest. The brain needs sleep in order to commit that which one has learned throughout the day to memory.
Good night /chess/!
>samefagger already on duty
>>575428934literally no samefagging yet but ok
>>575430591>he does it for free
>>575430925don't fill up the image count too quickly larpie we have a long thread to go
>>575390543Tourist here. Can someone explain to me if chess still has an evolving meta and if so, how did it evolve/is still evolving today, or send me a video of someone else covering the topic ?
Can we migrate to sp already? the samefagging is killing the thread
>necrobumps already
>>575438787We need to migrate to /g/ and develop new mating technology.
>>575438787Nigga shut your brown bitch ass up, there's like three people here. You're not a tourist, you've been here for years.P.S. Catholicism is gay as fuck. Convert to Orthodoxy.
>>575439645technology… like technology. epic lulz!!!
Fine I'll look up meta videos myself then instead of relying on the guiding hand of a seasoned chessoid. This thread seems cooked.
>>575442385epic fucking samefag. epic.
Remember when larpov always used to cry about racism and "polzoomers"?kek
>>575446186that is a sick necrobump! it feels like the general is so alive! every hour or so when the samefagger chooses to reply to himself…
>>575446510>U1700 USCFlol lmao even
a thread that Cheatmixer is willing to samefag?!we. are. officially. back. sisters.
For all my merited shitting on lichess puzzles I gotta say I appreciate how they never have multiple solutions, 1001 is great but puzzles(or rather the written solutions) like this make me seetheHow are you not gonna mention 53Rd5+ wins too when it's the most forcing and natural move, then I have to waste time setting it up on lichess to see what I missed only to see I was right Is anyone else annoyed by this?
>more samefagging now>necrobumper has finally gone to sleeplol. fakest general there is. internet wide.
>>575450429Does that make you mad? :)
Boutta play some chess like my gf divya
>>575461602You’re supposed to abandon divya in bed and come play chess with your bros
>>575462884She understands whats important to divvy is that she's filled to the brim with caucasian baby batter
>>575463005Ey yo dis unc givin me the ick!
One of my funniest games in a while,>won it out of the opening with a memorized trap>missed Kb7 and started tilting and tanking time>straight up blundered a knight and somehow got a winning attack anyway>offered a draw with mate on board after Bxd6 because I had 30 seconds with no increment and assumed he would have some way to give lot of material to prolong the game and flag me>he refused the draw making the same assumption only to resign a few moves later
>>575463442Nice
White mates in 2
day-time necro-bump
>>575473325Don't know (im bad)
>>575473325this is such a slop puzzle. totally unrealistic position that's trivially winning for one side "but haha there's only one combination to mate in 2 moves"anyways 1. Kd6>if h5 Qd2#>if Kh5 Be8#>if g3 Be2#>if Rh5 Qd8#>if h2 then any bishop move is mateAnd wow those are black's only legal moves because he blundered all his pieces and locked his rook in a closetNormally I wouldn't spoil it for others but I hate this type of puzzle. There are plenty of puzzles out there which are equally interesting but also have a shred of relevance to game situations
>>575485948very nice. I struggled with this one, but the genius of kd6 is that, I was looking at both bishop moves to stop each possible response, either pinning the g6 pawn allownig kd6 with mate or covering g4 allowing kd6 with mate, but both of them were defeated by the other weakness, so if i pinned the g6 pawn he would run to g4, if i covered g4 he would bring the king to h5 and bring the g6 pawn down to block the check, but kd6 avoids committing the bishop and waits for the enemy to show his cards, and you end up moving the bishop to precisely the correct space to deliver mate in both variations. It becomes so obvious once you're given the move but I did not have that "reverse the move order" instinct here
>>575486521oh yeah and h5 and rh5 you win in a different way.
>>575486521Intuitively, Kd6 is a very obvious move because it's the only square that doesn't inhibit your queen or bishop. Since there's no mate in two from immediately checking with Qd8 or Qd2 it's clear that the king has to move, wherever the bishop ends up going. So if there's only one move then it must be Kd6 and the rest is easy enough to calculate.
Is the Jobava London based or cringe?
>>575504040Substantially less cringe than the london. Is it based? Im not sure id go that far
Knight and rook mates still topping the esthetics chartsIf you mate with a queen you should be ashamed
>>575480594>>575497080>>575503190More like gay time necro bump!
I still feel the Eline threads were better just saying
I did it again hahalol im laffin
My jeet in vishnu You traded down into this endgame but I don't think you thought about what that meant
Mildly funny: ChatGPT assumed the bathroom-cheating GM changed his name because he was trans. In reality, he changed it after getting caught cheating. Also he’s dead
Don't tell anyone but the noteboom mindrapes d4shitters>not the mainlineThey never know the mainline
>>575509186Lmfao no way what the hell
>>575509440Ya I know, and a trans woman who is attracted to men wouldn’t be gay, but I digress.
>>575510745Ain't attracted to nothing once they an hero
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>what opening do you play?>what race is my opponent?
why do people pick weirdly specific time controls like this(the highest 10+X time control that is still Rapid instead of Classical is 10+20, not 10+19, so that isn't the reason)
>>575516442They like the number 19
>>575516442So their cheater friends can find them
night-time necro-bump
>>575525424NN
Is anyone actually here?https://lichess.org/UwIc40Qg
>Ella Bella Gangbang
as a chess beginner, should I try to learn to visualize coordinates fast or is that pointless at my levelhttps://lichess.org/training/coordinatelike this training thing on lichess
>>575535219do it if you want to or if you find yourself needing to read notation often. it's not that important when it comes to chess skill. but it isn't too hard to learn so you should probably get the basics now so you kind of train it every time you come across notation.
>>575531980This guy was really good can I ask who you are? Catholic university anon?
>>575485948>stop having funkill yourself
>>575541997You are coming down with me.
Good morning I now understand why chickens wake up and scream.
Good evening /chess/!
Sup nerds.Recently, I've been favouring the Petrov when playing against e4 Nf6 and I've been getting good results with it.
>>575549191Hey buddy
>>575549595Post a game?
>>575549769Sure, here's Halo 2.
>>575549615heya.
>>575549595But why?
Good late afternoon Mumbai time SAAAAAARS
Night time bumper did a bad job wtf
World Championship match starts Thanksgiving in Geneva, Switzerland. The poo must be flushed
>>575581723It starts October 12? That’s awesome
If I were to make youtube videos as a new chess channel, what would be good to do? I am not a great player so I can't compete with titled players on chess knowledge. Maybe I could try to speak to normies.
>>575582059That guy called "Chess is Boring" is a noob but his videos are entertaining since he has original ideas
>>575582059Basedface all caps videos about magnus
>>575582059Make a smurf account on chess.com, play ridiculous unsound sacrifices and then post the victories as if you're a 600 rated Tal
>>575582059It's an ultra saturated market and untitled people have no business doing chess videos anyway, don't bother
>>575582059Make videos featuring the games you played with your /chess/ bros!
Maybe I could be a chess vtuber, that's new isn't it?
>>575582059You either need an interesting personality or big tits.>>575591786Might be successful if you're willing to pony up the money for a high quality avatar and get a voice changer that makes you sound like a squeaky anime girl.Are you willing to flirt with a lot of jeets?
>>575592657>Are you willing to flirt with a lot of jeets?No, but I'm willing to listen to them.
>>575591786That’d be cool, what’s your vtuber persona gonna be? Could be a sexy stallion to represent the knight.
>>575593525No, if I were to actually do it I would need money, so a png tuber if anything, but I would not be sexy at all. I would be a Christian vtuber.
>>575582059I actually enjoy watching shitters just slightly better than myself play Chess. I much prefer that over GM games. GM games are insufferable unless they're from way back. 'There's ACHCHUALLY an engine move here 30 moves deep that you mere mortals can't see and blah blah blah...". How is that supposed to be entertaining? Fuck off and give me Chess with Patrick or EnglishmanChess instead any day of the week
Feels good to beat this kind of player who probably plays the exact same attack every game and just pushes his pawns forward.
>>575593928Make sure she's got big Christian tiddies
>>575593928Are you the guy I played last night? Youre strong enough that people might actually watch you for your skill, not just for being a powerful stallion.
>>575595262No, I did not play you last night unless you happened to play on lichess and I randomly matched with you.
>>575595429Oh okay, then maybe don’t dismiss the stallion idea entirely
>>575582059Don't do it unless you have a lot of spare time. I used to make comedy videos about 10 years ago and grew my channel to a little over 20k subs before eventually quitting because it was just too much work. As for content ideas, check out Croissant (and his second channel - Chess Is Boring) like that other anon mentioned. He's only around 2000 CC but has a fuck ton of subs because he comes up with really creative video ideas.
Knight rook mate supremacy continues
>>575602060Your minor pieces are hanging please save them sir
>>575531980>>575538937This was me, I went to bed after. Fun games and you played well too. The first game was most interesting IMO; crazy that pic related is already straight up winning for black. I actually thought I was worse or barely equal before you let me play Kf7 Ne7. But that pawn structure on the kingside is deceptively solid so white's king is much weaker long term. I went for it as it's similar to some favorable-for-white structures reached in certain Caro-Kann variations (Bayonet and Tal attacks), but those always have a closed center so it felt kinda sketchy.
>>575603257>favorable-for-white structures reached in certain Caro-Kann variationssorry, favorable for black**
New paywall dropped!>you vil NOT move pieces around on the analysis board without closing this popup every half moveThis will grow the game!Press T to thanbk!
>>575603605Pay up pay pig
>jeet grabs a pawn>its mateTale as old as time
>>575603605what is the point of using the chesscom analysis board instead of the lichess one if you're not going to pay up?
Sneedyreza jewed out again and left the GCT for Saudi gold. Impossible for him to stay true to his word
>>575603257Can you link the last one? I didn’t play perfect but I had some fun sac ideas going
>>575606621Unfortunately I don't have the link
>>575606214I dont cuckpy and paste my games from the fun site to the boring one
>be me>queue up for bullet>get matched with streetshitter>he goes for scholar's mate>fails>blunders his queen>i offer him a draw>checkmate him before he has time to acceptYup, it's a white power kinda night.
>>575608558No complaints on my behalf
>>575608416millenifags cannot go 10 seconds without a flashing marvel trailer in the bottom right corner and random exaggerated head crack noises
>>575611839>millennial has fun >zoomer crashes out even at chess tournaments.
>>575611978larpie larpie go away. come again another day
Always complicate against pee4cucks (if you're a carochad)
Chudlice Lee haters? Our narrative?
>>575626327she looks high af in every photo. maybe fide should make her piss in a cup, just sayin'
>>575626519asian people just look like that
>>575626519I can share one i have
he's based
>>575627778What a king
>>575626519You just want a sample for yourself
>>575629081Can you elaborate on what precisely you mean by this? A sample of what?
>>575629412Obviously I meant a sample of whatever drugs she’s on…don’t start, anon
http://live.shogi.or.jp/oui/kifu/67/oui202607290101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe first day of the third game of the 67th Oi title match is being played, between Sota Fujii (sente, the Oi title holder) and Takumi Ito. The time control is 8 hours per player, and the match is a best of 7 (tied at 1-1).
Some folks are born to play the chequered boardOoh, that And when the band plays "Hail to the King"Ooh, they point that bishop at you, LordIt ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no leapin' knight's son, sonIt ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate pawn, noSome folks are born, silver rook in handLord don't they help themselves, ohBut when the bishop come to the doorLord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeahIt ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no rich bishop's son, no, noIt ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate pawn, noYeah!Some folks inherit pawn-spangled squaresOoh, they send you down to war, LordAnd when you ask 'em, "How much should we sac?"Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" YoIt ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no checmatin' son, sonIt ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate pawn, pawnIt ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate pawn, no no noIt ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no noIt ain't me, it ain't me.
>>575633919It ain't me, babeNo, no, no, it ain't me, babeIt ain't me you're rookin' for, babe
>>575633698Like game 1, the opening is bishop exchange, with Ito playing right-side king.
how do you win this queen and rook and bishop and knight endgames?
>>575645405Maybe you’ll have a reply to yourself in an hour or so that satisfies yourself Cheatmixer!!!
>>575644097I have an idea for a funny chess meme but ill save it for tomorrow :)
>>575645571God you people are so fucking annoying. No wonder this general is so fucking dead.
>>575645571I also hate cheatmixer!
>>575645758>samefag blatantly, for months on end, killing the general >someone calls you out for it >claim they killed the general Please kill yourself. Please. It would make the world a better place, Cheatmixer. You could get all kawaii about it.
>>575645571>>575645862>>575645947Samefag
what's the lore behind chessmixer cheating? did he use an engine during a game and get caught or something?
>>575645605Can we hear your idea?
>>575646561You know the stone toss mean with the boobs Vs ass guy shaking hands in a truce, then they look at the feet fetish guy with disgust? I was thinking replacing boobs Vs ass with e4 vs d4 lol, haven’t decided what the appropriate foot fetish chess opening move equivalent would be
>>575644097kek i just went looking for the kike blog i just posted, they changed the fucking title ha. lijannies.
>>575646705How’s this?
>>575646705>>575647367It's more of a Nf3 kind of thing. Unconventional yet sensible.
>>575647367Post your best 1.g4 games bros
>>575647489Foot fetish isn’t sensible
>>575647489Thought that was lulu nurmy from the thumbnail. I am disappoint
>>575647827My chess fetish is perfectly logical. Chess is literally the most logical game.>>575650985Sorry to disappoint. I don't believe I've ever seen Alua's chess before. I should follow her next tournament
Based pajeet https://www.chess.com/member/DontBanMeIfUlose
>>575637503The game has proceded sharply, with Ito sacrificing one of his silvers for a knight in order to create an active promoted bishop.
>>575652605>25% loss ratio>is bannedJeets final form?Going to click through some of those losses to see what happened
https://lichess.org/bMyB8QA2Who here /playan/?
>>57565496718...Nh4 and 23...fxe2 were horrible by black. Overall good play by white but unlucky. Black is definitely overrated
>>575659709Lmao no need to regurgitate the analysis anon we can all see it. I can already tell black is a cuck by the fact he played a Bg7 setup in the first place.
>>575659852>>575659709Gafemas
>schizos backwhy can't we go a day without this shit
>>575660392i agree, the samefag delusions are extreme
>>575647568One of my personal favourites.
night-time necro-bumpbrought to you by: Yasser Seirawan
>>575666656BumpBrought to you by chadkaru
>>575667492bump from hikaru's wife's room
>>575667727Can you take a pic? I don’t believe you’re actually there
>>575626327arice ree with the periodic tabre of erements
>>575673013sick delayed samefag loser. it was worth staying up for! fucking dipshit. keep simping for fishheads.
Is it just me or has chesscum managed to get even worse over the last year?I recently tried to play there and finding a match took forever and the interface was laggy and sometimes buttons would bug out and simply not function.It used to be the only downside of chesscum was paying for all the same features lichess offered for free, but now it seems to be an objectively worse platform.
>>575679165>but now it seems to be an objectively worse platform.It objectively is and always was. Even if you're a diamond member and get all the pay-walled stuff that way, you still have to deal with the noxious player base that the site has. Lichess is infinitely better.
>>575644097How to get coaching from Kike the kind coach?
Ding collapsed and semi retired but at least he was 30+Gookesh collapsed and is on the verge of dropping below 2700 and he's just a kidthe crown might go to another kid who will repeat the processhow does anyone think chess is not a joke at this point
meanwhile grandpafish (six years old version) is about to win the handcrafted eval competitionsecond place battle is between lynx and weiss
whats the best website for tactics puzzlesi was using chesstempo but they changed the score gain/loss or something
