Previous: >>575094947 (Cross-thread)>TEKKEN! CARTOON | Kazuya Mishima - Least Favorite Thingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlyTdnFtAk>Bob Gameplay Reveal Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1BF4Ov55A>Nakatsu resigns from Tekken Projecthttps://x.com/nkt_dreamer/status/2061296807259595212>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=3225>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
im turnt af
what's the appeal of ass? shit comes out of it yknowjin main btw
>>575459801why are u gae?
>>575459801is nice
>>575459881more like why are u straight innitgay people like you are the ones that like ass
>>575459801>shit comes out of itthat's kind of hot
>/scatgen/
we need virtua fighter news asap to revive this general
>>575460001I'm not gay enough to not wanna slap ling's ass
im gay
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/Upoyl7214HA
when is the next tekgen suck n fuck meetup
IT STILL ISNT GONNA SUCK ITSELF SO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GIVE IT SOME HELPYOU GOTTA KEEP ON GOING AND PICK UP THE PACEAND WHEN HE'S DONE LET HIM SHOOT ITALLLL OVER YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>575459801ass is the center of my ontological temple
>>575460780rope
>>575460928That doesn't work, her head detaches.
>>575460780ropes
its over for tekken holy fuckhttps://x.com/polymarketjapan/status/2081588272699208124
>>575459801ask anna
>>575459801ask Kubo Tite/Tite Kubo
best tekgen troon?
I thought I was desensitized to sexy designs or lost my libido but today while watching a show a cleavage got me horny again
>>575459615Would fuck Lili all day
>>575462906lingshizzo >>>>> boketranoid > animetranny > reinatranny > passtranny
>>575463028raw or???
>>575463094fuck u
I miss lilianon...I miss her a lot...
Michael Murray goes to work every single day
I dislike Josie
men? huge fan
67
azucena? huge fan
Lilianon,come back please
>>575463149Yes>>575463094OG Boke was alright and beat TMM, impostor is trash.
reinatranny is also aight if you imagine her as a purple-haired hipster chick
reina's a hoe
>>575466095kys
>>575465969meds
>>575465969all the troons are trash, is just that boke is annoying in a dumb retard way while the rest are just khunts
ANYONE WANTS TO PLAY
i play with myself all of the time like with my ghost in ghost battle
who is that new azufag
ai hippo
>>575466567sounds like a compliment to me
>>575468352shut up...
Khunt moved on?
dead shit game…
the only thing they fearis him
my nigga thakur balanced the fuck out of the game and then left without a word, what a chad
post it
What does being loved by a woman feel like?
w*men? left that part of my life behind
>>575470385send me some messages on discord and maybe you won't have to ask ;)
that shit is fiction. love isnt real
>>575428890trvke nakatsu took this away from us
like discovering that a part of you has began to depend on another person and although it brings u joy and a sense of closeness it also makes you feel vulnerable as if u was surrendering an independence u always had considered essential to who u was so affection never comes alone but is always accompanied by the feeling that the more you care for her the less you belong to urself and thats pretty lame desu
didn't read
so no head?
i did twas aright
>>575471921see >>575470536
normal healthy girls play lili and lingif you are a girl and you are playing asuka I have bad news for youif you are a man and you are playing alisa i have the WORST news for you
>>575470536but ninaglowie, you're not a woman
>>575472287
ai doggo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ai baby
an extremely grindy rank system like older tekkens and early t7 where midwits gatekeep each other in red ranks is only possible in a game that people actually want to play. if the tekken 8 rank point distribution wasn't as generous as it is then i think harada and nakatsu would have left much earlier out of fear for their safety
>people don't want to play without constant false validationit would be better if these "people" (derogatory) were gone even if it made the game a discord fighter
Did this game get easier or something? How am I at this rank so fast?
>>575473246>>575473453
im chopped by any standards
>>575473474yes they keep artificially moving the goalposts upwardsif you were TK last season you should be easily getting GoD2 now
>>575473616Why bother with PNGs at this point, might as well just have numbers only.
>>575473805because numbers (when done correctly like wavu wank) won't lie and give dopamine to the addicts for nothing
>>575474170girls will look like this then deadass think they don't deserve to be treasured for all of eternity
>girls
i have no concern about white "girls"
>>575474170ayayayaaaaaaaay
>>575474170she is t4t theres no point posting her anymore…
i prefer my women asian thank you very much
ok timmy
my name is jimmy
my name is jeff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0(eh)..(eh)...(eh)
my name's nick.
i feel like people get really mad at me when i hit them with a tombstone
my name is john
>fr*nch
one futa character please
we already have leo
>jeff
>>575474658thats a big ass cat
>>575477493for you
my main still isn't in tekken 8
>loud car drives nearby>sudden impulse to play gt7 on pc>>there's no gt7 on pc>>FUCK
>>575477829>super smelly bros>dix>soivedisappointed in you lingbro.
lingpendejo i think if you posted as regularly on twitter as you do on tekgen you could make a lot of money. or at least an amount of money that could be considered a lot in your countrybut you'd have to buy a checkmark and i don't know if you can afford it
ordered a bottle of gin and im gonna drink it
>>575478164 is what i hyposetically would play if i played those gaems, i did buy soive and dix but never played em more then a few combo trials >>575478197how so some influencer biness or like a ebiatch or whuat
i'm on that warm whisky joint because if I get the ice out my mother will hear and know i'm day drinking on a monday
crispycloe…
i just want to pause time for 5 years to recuperate and make sense of it all
stream on twitch you will just have to hold back on the enward
>>575478503I'm still disappointed in you financially rewarding cuckcom and arc sissy works for those monstrosities, but that's better than you actually playing them or giving shitendo money. If it's theory I think you should do it for the more interesting stuff like Sam Sho and SNK, Melty Blood and Under Night, Blaz Blue, and Virtua Fighter.
>>575478503no just the ad revenue that would come from the impressions metric on your tweets. i think given enough time you could become a niche eceleb or a discord lolcow and monetize either in some way
>>575479158>>575478164all better than tekken 8
>>575478789it’s summer so it’s socially acceptable to have 2 or 3 drinks on a monday from 6pm onwards
>aitranny>tmmtranny
ai dog wheres
can't drink alcohol or soda anymore brosi'm prediabetic
i have gin but only cola as a mixer… grim
>>575480226don't worry lad that doesn't stop like 99% of prediabetics from continuing to drink that slop
>>575480438kys
ai hippo where
>>575480550kys
>>575480695>>575480226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIwv0_g58kthread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNk6ErNl89stheme for when harada inevitably returns
whats good for you?
>>575479259>>575479052hmmmmmmmm>>575479158i may off returned soive not sure xd, i heard smash bros was mad good from a competitive perspective but with shit netcode
the bottle has been the only thing that kept me going
gin + orange juice it is
>>575481430i think NHH would fit better
>>575474921zaaaayum I have a chance
gantz didn't need all that nudity
>>575482938best meme on the internets
^reddit poster
I exposed myself
exposedblud we love you
57% of the internets is bots now… hope it dies even quicker
damn didnt know that gin and orange juice was such a great mix twins
>gantz didn't need all that nudity
I exposed myself. The post that shocked a general. But what does it mean? The premise is simple, anon exposed his micropenis to the world, resulting in abject embarrassment. He reminds us repeatedly, for what purpose?Let's start with the 'where'. /tekgen/ - Tekken General, a small community mourning the loss of a cherished franchise, mental instability and the inherent anonymity of the board warp discourse into a circus of abstract, self-deprecating humour. Brief one-liners posted often in the persona of various sordid characters. The repeated adage, "I exposed myself" distils the essence of /tekgen/ to it's purest form, it's logical conclusion. It affirms the triviality of discussing a hopeless series of games, validates the transmutation of the general into something else entirely while serving as satirical reflection on the state of it.Moving onto the 'why'. Why must he tell us so frequently of his folly? It's an examination and enactment of the processing of personal trauma. A methodology for overcoming it, in the absence of professional therapeutic help. A completely diegetic and honest postmodern performance, it's striking, profound, and walks a fine line between tragedy and comedy. Impossible to ignore yet cannot be interacted with, resolving to only process itself through it's own machinations.(1/2)
Now let's read the words individually, "I exposed myself". "I" and "myself", defining the first person narrative perspective of the experience. This is not a detached tale of another's sorrow but an ostensibly true account told by the subject. "Exposed" seems to refer to physical loss of modesty but that's only a superficial reading. What does it mean to expose oneself? It implies there was something to be hidden, a surreptitious activity, a shameful secret, a personal failing, a deformity not just of the body but of the soul. To be revealed as one truly is, not only constitutes an emotionally unsettling ordeal. It fundamentally shifts one's interface with external reality. He no longer operates as a constructed figure of his careful choosing, his deepest inadequacy has become known, he must now integrate with his self by necessity, lest the world know more of him than he knows of himself.A shocking, confronting and prescient work of philosophical inquiry, whose significance is yet to be fully understood. Perhaps the most important single statement of the 21st century thus far.(2/2)
i read that and enjoyed it
eating a banana that's been in the fridge for a while is very similar to eating ice cream
nice general
thanks
im a creep . im a weirdo
my chinese gf is gonna show up anytime i have to be ready
>>575485432i don't gag and moan when i eat icecream tho
hmmmmm nachos?*slaps bass*
>>575486268>>575486115>>575485918>>575485718>>575485462>8>>575485432
im tipsy
i dont like asian bitches
uhh yeah still not playing tekken 8, haha look i know i know, but i'm just not playing it haha
just kidding nigga i like that sideways pussy
>there should be a tree there, instead there's a sinkholewomen in a nutshell
i don't like the color of the wall now despite being me that chose that, change it
i had the realization that every hyuman activity you do that aint fucking bitches in a harem is a form of cope, even sissymaxxing is a form of cope, there's nothing under the sun that in't, even freagging if you become albert einstein you're coping
>>575485432There's a microscopic (like my penis lol) timeframe just before the nana becomes completely disgusting where it's absolutely perfect. The peel will look disgunsting, but interally it'll still be blemish free and basically taste like god's ice cream. sadly the window is approximately one hour.
i would like to offer you a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5pyMzyb5vc
i see anime, i close the webpage
fagola
>>575484975rum and oj is good too
>weebs
i love yamada even if he's fucking ugly as fuck
oj da juiceman
i have an almost full moon right infront of my window. kickass
i think the worst alc drink ive ever had was rum mixed with white cooking wineit tasted like nothing but it got me white girl wasted in like 5 mins
i cry when i drink so i stopped doing that and switched to basedmilk instead
alcohol makes me wanna fuck a shemale even more
get some bitches instead
https://x.com/unikoshardware/status/2081511009513259502Bandai Lost
Kazino Royale
i wanna drink that kuni milk if you catch my drift
i'm, you guessed it, gay
i love whores but i would never, ever ever have s*x
if something tastes good you know it's bad for you
go get laid or something
cocks have neutral taste
pussy must taste like vanilla ice cream
im watching the outdoorboys
i think momo-dog posts here
you can duck electrics?
https://streamable.com/kl92bs
it's uphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2h_L04eTEs&pp=ygUJbHRnIG5lZ2Fu
>>575495397absolute classicwhy do mishimas always cause so much anger?
>>575495539In fairness, that df2 crushing his jab is the reason the entire team deserve to be waterboarded.
>>575495539tekken will never have this much soul again
>>575495539LIGHTS OUT
i miss negan
i miss it…
ill tell you one thing nggas... im getting too old for this nonsense
no country for old men…
Why are fighting games such an obscure genre of games? Is it because they're objectively shit?
why ask a question if you already know the answer twin
mostly knowledge and no skill expression
i can't believe ty did that to me
>>575498337They're not even remotely obscure wtf are you talking about? Obscure genres don't have so many million sellers and even several selling 5+ million. There are games in this genre that have sold 10 million+, how the FUCK is that obscure??
stfu markman or i'm gonna fucking behead your bitch ass
I am pouring meselfs a wee drink lads
>>575498579What are the numbers like at this moment? Obscure, not many people playing or watching tournaments
Devil Jin feels he's missing a once per round install where:Db2 -12/+61,1,2 wallsplatsDf1,2~ff +6 on blockFf2 pushback and ch knockbackCh df2 links into mc3heat cd4, 3+4 is meterlessCh Bf2 is +14You can disagree but how can you justify Hei/Kaz/Reina DOIN ALL THAT???
literally who cares
>>575499396pure gibberish
kazuya mains be like: yeah i have a small penis how could you tell
dead. shit. game.
need anna to fart on my dick
what if her shit accidentally comes out?
i'm not doing okay
>>575499127anon... obscure genres dont fucking have tournaments, let alone a billion tournaments in a single year with one of those even being a saudi tourney that pays a million burgers to the winner. and if it does have a tournament, it's like 20 turbo autists from all over the world that were already talking on a gay little discord. they don't have thousands of people playing concurrently every day in games that sold a million+ copies. to put it into perspective, the best selling and most popular shmup on steam doesn't even have as many reviews as temu 8 had as its concurrent player peak today. its concurrent peak is just over 300 (insane by the genre avg of like 7) and has 2 people playing it right now. It's still not an obscure genre because every cunt and their mom knows of space invaders and galaga, and most millenniboomers at least played gradius or raiden.
Should I? Kinda sucks that there's no Kuni swimsuit but I do play Nina and a bit of Lili, and Lili's "swimsuit" is basically lingerie.
I don't wanna say goodbye yet
Even if you mature and this goes for everyone, and Tekgen seems childish, you have to think of Tekgen as your grandfather with dementia who doesn't remember the phrase you said 5 seconds ago. From that perspective you have a duty to stand besides Tekgen so you can at least live with yourself and keep your conscience in peace. Is that tragic? To some degree, but not as tragic as leaving forever. The only justification for leaving is simply if it ceases to be due to an unstoppable bot invasion or ww3 destroying most internet infrastructure or maybe a police state government stopping you from posting. Why this strictness?
Get a life kid
Brows...
how does one attract shemales
Capcom Won
>>575510039ask @boketrannoid
never ask women how to attract womenthey lie
anon...
im not well
>>575510039The amount of rope balancing you have to do with troons aint worth it bro, just hire a hooah it's ezr
that ulsan gameplay yesterday was hilarious, I was literally laughing out loud for 3 matches in a rowhe plays like he is coked to the gillsalso why was he teabagging everyone
it's called doing a full crouch mix
when you're the best you can do whatever you want
i need a ladyboy to give me the business
elaborate on that
Sorry bruv but the best garbage colector in the whole planet doesn't get to do whatever they want. I know it first hand
>>575482938Kys her ass is mine, i'll troon out if i have to, tho come to think about it, I'd only have to identify as a troon, like change just enough to trap her in the cancelation bubble so she can't leave me, maybe even spice it up with some sa and grooming allegations just in case
>>575509896tekken won
dead…shit…game…
dead…mau…5…
I know it's a meme but cool it with the game talk, we don't do that around here
Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)01:40:42 No.575513729when you're the best you can do whatever you want Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)01:41:14 No.575513780i need a ladyboy to give me the business Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)01:46:46 No.575514276elaborate on that
i must have done something horrible in my past life
im just a lonely guy
im not fucking a buddhist but this must be enlightenment
i feel like shit
it might be more accurate to say shit feels like me
>>575518001he's genuinely trying to fish for low parries while doing a mixup for the low,mid stringit's quite clever
>Tekken 8 begun to sell copies amid Huge baclkash Finally.
>>575510894idk man, don't ask me
>>575521158I don't think he's low parrying in his jitter at all. He doesn't move forward while doing it. It's just intimidation and delaying attacks while having his standing, ws and fc moves available all at once.
i forgot what's it like to not see anime everytime i open this FUCKING general
it's not anime it's gacha!
oh my bad then
hey guys
kys
>>575525386Hi anon
H and M
cbm is kinda funny
>>575527754main reason he was able to pull naria
>>575510039Well you could start by not calling us shemales jk I don't give a shit about that or pronouns. Honest answer is be hot and/or have a good personality. A good looking girl puts a ton of time, money, and effort into her appearance. It's only fair for you to do the same.
>>575528907he did WHATisn't naria the girl doing the english stars cup restream? she's cutealso when he lost to rangchu she didn't sound biased at all commentating that match so kudos to her
that fat jobber and that pig-nosed moonface are a match made in heaven. kudos to them
>>575529151ideal /tekgen/ couple
>>575510039second half of this is generally true >>575528959 but language matters for the vast majority of trans girls (and me in the real world)Goodnight deadg! I expect at least 10 more posts between now and midday!
Where are the bobosomes nigga?
average tekgen poster
i look like that
>>575538836my biggest frustration with sf6 is that it totally doesn't deserve its success, there's no lesson to be learned from the game having the numbers that it have, there's nothing to discuss because everything wraps back to the flaws left unaddressed since launchnot saying tekken 8 derserves anything either but that's for a different conversation
>>575539106You cannot honestly compare the turd that is sf6 to Tekken8. That is just dishonest bullshit. It was nonstop heat aggression in season 2 but even during that time it was nowhere near as bad as 7 leroys in top8. Tekken still loves its characters and keeps bringing them back with new, good designs while sf6 butchered all their old characters, turned most into horrid abominations and now makes a season with not a single old sf character in it.Sf6 hates itself and tries his hardest to destroy itself.Tekken 8 is constantly trying to be the best Tekken it can be.Have you watched recent tournaments? Tekken is still highly technical with great movement and mindgames. Sf6 is drive rush into throw loops. Sf6 has absolutely nothing to do with sf anymore.
>>575539839>You cannot honestly compare the turd that is sf6 to Tekken8.And I didn't. Learn to read. And don't talk to me.
>>575540106But you clearly did. You could have just not named Tekken at all but did so anyway. You suggested both game don't deserve their fans and player counts.
>>575539106im starting to hate online negativity discourse where everyone has to hate everything instead of caring about what you likeyou will never be a woman btw
tekken 8, destroyer of locals
i talk about media i adore all the time but sure, just take me as a negative nancy because you dislike me
yeah nigga tekken general is not the place to pseud about shit nobody cares about
>>575542131you’re the most socially retarded person here. think about that for a second
But both games don't deserve their fans and player counts
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/EPKdSkWCfGc
tekken 9 will be a 3v3 tag fighter
the next Tekken game, spin-off or otherwise, is going to be 2D
>>575545393>TTT3 3v3Not on 20 years.>>575541737On your Region maybe lol
>>575528959>Cindy Gif I swaer Shift Up doesn't Deserve any mercy what happened with Inherit >>575538836They're making a bet with Tifa and the upcoming Movie.
>>575545651eurofags are known semen slurpers
>>575545886Tifa already bombed hard.
third placekken 8
I just got an ad on youtube with an AI lego figure telling me jews don't run the world
i had a baldness dream where i went completely bald on the crown of my head and cried infront of the mirror for the whole dream
3 days until the greatest lcq there ever was. Trannies are specifically not invited and excluded from watching this kino.
>>575554338>1 muricanlamau
>>575554338where's our Azucena GOAT NeonKay? is he already in and doesn't need to play the LCQ
>>575554338>Kingreyjr didnt qualify >Fergus is nowhere to be seenHmm maybe they were ridiculously carried after all
Slowly getting there...
https://x.com/i/status/2081690266168156227lmaoing at people commenting virtua fighter beneath this thread like it's supposed to mean anything
>>575555294get a gf loser
nigga was larping???
>fgc marriageAHAHAHAAnd then they played with each other sticks all night
>oooOOOooOOooh white wommen....>marries an asian anywaytragic
>>575554338europeans are really good at the worst tekken
>>575556139soon...
>>575557005the typical white right wing gambit
>>575555294you should get an f221h
>>575556581he could have had this...
https://x.com/WarThunder/status/1199696536936034304
>grindthunder
>>575557063I think you can just pay 5€ and enter the lcq. It just happens to be in paris.
>>575557405chinese i hope
denny if you keep that gpu for another 3 years it could officially become a family heirloom, LMAO
>>575556581The ugliest chinaman in the world got laid and married. Whats your excuse?
>>575558710i have standards
im not that retarded and not scared of being alone
most of you niggas don't even get out of your house, let alone talk to peoplefuck out of here about standards and shit
https://wccftech.com/capcom-record-quarter-resident-evil-requiem-8-million-units/Bandai Lost
hard to get a girl when i look like this
>>575558985you should kill yourself
crazy considering how many people larp being a resident evil fan
>>575559103no one here likes resident evil pal
can't wait to play requiem expansion
cant wait to fuck a shemale
cant wait for virtual fagter six
>>575558710he is outgoing and funny in a normie kind of way which appeals to people
Bamco Lost
>>575559067Built for BWC
>>575556581of course he did
im busy reading discourse about emily wilson and chris nolan, fascinating stuff
Anyone playing on the Steam Machine?
g-good midday tekgen
im a fucking loser
purple denny tries too hard
eric… where are u…
>>575561789
I hate having glasses I have to choose between chudmaxxing and soimaxxing
kirkmax
I like having glasses, I think I look CUTE in them
im chopped in any circumstances
I hate that gay men are even more picky than women
I'm pretty sure I've blocked every King and Lili player at God4+ Horribly broken characters Had to unblock Law players to now make room for Ling, Victor, Eddy, Raven, Jun, Jack and Zo because I'm not labbing those matchups. Luckily there's only like 4 of them each.
okay… im bored… lets drink some gin
I didn't watch the Odyssey and I won't.
>>575558710>>575556581He's been with his asian gf for like 10 years or something he knew he never had a chance with white women
>>575564093if you want an easy cherrypick climb simply accept only wifis
>>575564385King is objectively overtuned and Lili is cheating because movement is shit in this game but she gets to do it , she also can effortlessly OS my character's stance I don't care about losing as much as I care about how bullshit a character or if I can't be bothered to lab the mu. I'd prefer people block me too if they don't know the mu
Bunch of jesters itt
im an alcoholic
My morning smootie makes me wanna throw up fix it Murray
I just woke up and I need my morning milking. Get in here /tekgen/ milkers.
>>575566090kys
My brothers on his 8th colonoscopy for pleasure and going for the 9th he says it's medical tourism
a bunch of witless bitchless jesters
every day for a summer...
should i daydrink or wat
do you have to ask
>>575564093Lol LTG moment
it’s fucking summer of course you should day drink
I am drunk on cum
Drink or you love w*men
>>575459615Wow, you schizoid trannies can have a good OP?
i need to see it
might log on to sad panda and jork my dick a little you know what i'm saying
Play The First Descendant!
can't read my poker face
>>575568040Only if I get milked to the females
the only that game has going for it are the beautiful womenbasically the DoA of third person shooters
>>575568609ugly people shouldn't get their pictures taken
>boot tekken>first battle against a Jun
90% of the default outfits in t8 are ugly coatslop while most the stages look boring and depressing
imagine you're really fr named Arselan Ass that's crazy
>2nd match>DragunovFinally some REAL fkn Tekken.
im on the gin
sread seemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Q4rorRNKE Xdd dXDdd d xx dd
>>575569303Blame m*rray for the coat and jacket obsession. I don't know if he's really the reason, but it seems like the kind of aesthetic he'd like. Probably has a closet full of black trenchcoats that even he's too embarrassed to wear outside.
>>575569559rope
>still playing tekken 8
>>575569967white pepo be like "time breathes"
>>575569967gay ass pretentious cinema kys
re games are 6hours AA dlcs for faggots
>>575569889*rape
the joke is that he's killing himself there
i rather have fun for 6 hours than have a boring time for a 30 hours game (i hope this kind of games disappear)it's like long movies, absolute disgrace
>>575570693crazy to think how long FF has been irrelevant at this point and how big it used to be
>>575571017kill yourself
StIllbirth killed the franchise LMAOOOO
>>575569967>>575570615>>575570685probably the most humanistic stories to ever be told (equalled perhaps only by OG Silent Hill 2), a miracle that GOATkovsky could turn such a lucid and world-weary narrative of Roadside Picnic into such a sensitive triptych about love
do not talk to me you tranny freak.
trannisa hates resident evil because he can’t run them loool
>>575571223one frame of kitano’s 3 masterpieces moggs that gay ass shit
it's more insane how Square didn't publicly kill Nomura, Yoshi Piss and the other remake guy that no one except cultists know the name>but Nomura is the one keeping the company al--that dogshit franchise could be selling 20m since the merging if it wasn't run by actual retards that want to make AAAA games
>>575571317I literally do RE2 remake speedruns u shitlord. That game runs in stable 60fps in 4k.
great this retard from /v/ is here
>>575571581which one
i'm just larping as him, tomorrow i'll larp as the sony guy
>>575571573>RE2>nearly 8 hoursmore like remake slowcrawls am i right lads lol
niggas be like>8 hours of fun? kill yourself>80 hours of generic boring open world slop? KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575571818what is the tekken equivalent to this
>>575571808That is 7 minutes...
>>575571341i'd agree that the final shootout of sonatine (particular one shot that i won't tell you) speaks more about the violent human nature than tarkovsky ever managed even with ivan's childhood and that in general kitano comes up with shots that will haunt your mind for weeks, but you have to remember that tarkovsky's 's literally a sculptor like he usually describes himself: every single shot needs to be considered within the entirety the work, just like how you cannot broken up a mural to see if it's great or not, the slow train ride into the zone is great exactly because of thisgreat auteurs require a different method of evaluation, it's highly reductive to compare them against each other like that
>>575572028almost 8...
>>575571573remake2 is 7 years old you unc
>>575572113kill yourself faggot
also kitano has more than 3 masterpieces lol
ball and gun gamer get shit on regularly but at least their games have gameplay, unlike 8/10 cinematicslop Sony masterpieces
>>575572113ive been enjoying your clavicular arc linghermano
>>5755722101- Sonatine 2- Hana-bi 3- Kikujiro the rest is still very good but not at that level of brillance
just one more high budget cutscene and real time
>>575572343hahahahaha
>>575572397lol it's scene at the sea, sonatine, hana-bi, kid's return and zatoichi
>>575572457Why does that area keep getting shittier every time they remake it
Is it normal that I don't want to play for more than an hour? I don't know if I'm getting older or just more depressed... I used to play for 8hours straight
>>575572558you clearly have poor taste if Sonatine aint your number one, and if you dont mention kikujiro, you should kill yourself
>>575572836unmedicated adhd
>>575572457god i want to fuck chie so badi would put a million babies in heri would literally never pull out
who is drinking ?
>>575572841i don't rank my favorite media like the tierlist-addicted FGC cavemen that you guys are
>>575572836its not normal to want to play this game at all
>>575572983what do you think of his american try with Aniki ?
>>575573310why would I tell you after you told me to off myself IJBOL
reinapseud...
Tekken needs to do something...
>>575572896Do you really think that could be adhd? I always had a feeling something isn't right and I was a very loud and active kid, troublesome. But I'm depressed and isolated now.
tekken8, lol
>>575574639just go get diagnosed anon...if it is nothing at least you'll still have an answer
i wish i had a sister
There are Americans posting among us
>>575575884linghumina is a latino living in murica
amerimutt neanderthals are needed to balance things out
>>575575884shut up blue denny
>>575459615post armpits
>>575574905You are right, thank you anon-chan
https://x.com/drking7386/status/2080805936143413634
why all the yuro skanks are either fat and or tatted landwhales what happened
>>575577907I'm underweight and have no tattoos though?
just the brits skanks that are landwhales
>>575578025holy bf material
y’all just porn to me
we got a asmongold version of tekgen
Had fun Tekken session with irl mate. Lost a bunch tho, not in good shape anymore. I play like ass, heh.
How old are /vg/ tekken playes?
>tranime
>imageboard
Time to coom to Arisa.
we oldheads
>>575578025i like vaginas but thanks
we ai hippo
murray was shopping
i got my ninja daggers ready where is he
when I wasa young boy
guys help me
I'm about to boot Tekken 8, anything I should know?
you are killing the franchise by supporting mashen 8
you should boot tekken 7 instead
>>575580045good
damn right we are
i'm getting killed
N
>>575579931Making cute bikini costumes gibes +15% winrate.
wouldn't it be more practical if we shit and piss through the same hole? just think about it.
tfw tryna watch something but it's kinda cringe so you have to pause and walk around a lil bit
bros.. I think I'm starting to believe in horoscopes
yes if you're a sperg shut in loser, the gyaru will certainly talk to you during highschool
she will if you have the hentai haircut and you are nice
tekken needs a gyaru character
ladyboys
Why doesn't anyone rematch me?>>575580475I need to buy the bikini and two-tone hairstyle...
Do you guys think Phidx's wife actually listens to his chimpunk voice all day
>>575572086shut up tranny
>>575583996>Why doesn't anyone rematch me?Because "win quitting" I'd love to play death matches, but most motherfuckers win quit. I lose = they win quitI win = they play till they win (win quit)I win = they rage quitshit is too toxic now
>lili player>”why no rematch”
>>575583996Actually my fav is the one with the skirt thingy over the bottom. It's way cuter but the coomers prefer the regular bikini set.
>>575584543rope
>>575578025I unironically want to marry you, you can play with my fightstick, if you catch my drift.
/chirpgen/
learned how to make pumpkin soup and holy shit it came out 10/10
im drinkin because im a loser
how's the assassin's sneed 4 remake
>>575589924same... but I only had 3 beers, I don't have moar.
>>575590227good
>>575590289im on the gin
blud i ain't touching any ubishit games no more
>>575590227bad
>>575586579Who are you nonny?
for me? its gt7
gran autismo hasn't been good since the ps2
>Sony fuckery will make TWT/Other FGs tournaments on PC a reality soonIt's about time.https://www.gamesradar.com/hardware/gaming-controllers/the-ps6-controller-might-not-even-have-buttons-on-it-as-a-new-patent-hints-sony-is-going-all-in-on-haptic-feedback/
sony are finished and they know it
>>575590830how dumb are these guys
>moves headquarters to amerimutt land >becomes retarded grim
>>575591007I bet they play tekken 8
japlets are autism ridden and japan is a us colony anyway they obey the blackrock guidelines
>>575591494>I bet they play tekken 8Knowing Snoy, they probably play Tokon by spiderman. Snoy made a strategy for long term FGs tournaments on PS5.
the future is digital. soon there won't even be a controller for you to hold and your ai assistant will play your games for you while you watch
i will be in an island surrounded by ladyboys before that happens
perfect for /cuckgen/
die tekken die
>>575591774false, japanese games are conservative pedophile heaven whereas the west only sexualizes adults.
wheres the cool zone meme
>>575592030>The future is digitACCKKKKKhttps://www.gamespot.com/articles/microsofts-chaotic-server-outage-was-down-to-a-single-service-failure/
it doesn't matter how "bad" it is, only thing that matters is if it makes the line go upconsole market especially is basically a cartel, you can't not opt-in to whatever the next ludicrous scheme to milk your money is unless you wanna quit consoles altogetherbut wait, personal computers are also actively getting more expensive (by design) in the future even on "pc" you'll be on some kind of cloud service and pay your goyfees while owning nothingenjoy
Mishima bros? They're coming after our consistant electrics on player 2 with leverless because of Arslan, Phidx and Rangchink...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM5xmtftT3E
>>575592368adorable how you think this matters in the slightest. it's what the companies want, not you.
>>575592854>but wait, personal computers are also actively getting more expensive (by design)China and the f'king India are begun to making chips for domestic market. The NWO that Davos wants is breaking away, the US will make their own mass production Chips for domestic market.>>575593047>it's what the companies want, not you.>Thinking most of the world lives on the same bubble as the westThat's why Stadia flopped, most people didn't care what happened with Crowdstrike blackout.
>>575592980stick players pretending that mishimas suddenly don't have a massive advantage on one side
>>575590830remember the banana controller. no way this shit is for real
>>575592854you are so fucking smart bro
i'm done pretending that any character is anywhere close to as fun as king
i want suck on nina's perfect titties until milk comes out
grandma is almost 100 years old yet she still makes ravenously lecherous comments whenever she sees a handsome male actor on tv
i'm done pretending anyone asked
>>575594030truth hurts buddyboypalnigga
im alone
the nigger anon who doesn't give (you(s is bottom tier
can he make the line go 90 degrees?
I don't know how I can go on
Dark woman just ain't it, and they can never be it.
>>575564731who do you play and why are you such a bitch
Im a (fag( and Im getting my 9th colonoscopy for pleasure this week
why'd they call her penis parker
>>575594823kazuya and bryan
no dicks no fun
joe mama
>>575591007patents don't mean anything. the vast majority of them never become products and jsut exist to hold the idea down.
joe crush the what exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MmBvaGD-IU
THREAD THEME!!!!!!https://youtu.be/77R1Wp6Y_5Y?is=TwedenZLNzANJ0tK
joe crush my dick
T9 will probably release around 2027-2028 and I probably won't be able to run it properly and can't afford a $1200 PS6 or a $3000 PC. It's over...
i ll pay whatever for gt8
>>575595735this
>>575594293i want to fap to nina's perfect titties until my milk comes out
chinese gf…
>20% dc rate laggy Kazuya from PolandI'm surprised he took the L without ragequitting
>>575597782I need to work on my winrate
life gave me chances, I didn't take them
laziness is a form of coping from being fearful of taking action while pretending you just lazy
Im gay
>>575597782if it was quick match then ofc he didusually people with high dc go to quick match to farm their dc rate down
blackpink at met gala(x)
im a failure
inigg
/adhdgen/
can we take a minute of silence for those who still own a gtx in 2026
i should have been a tree
im a cornered rathow do i even fill out the next 20 yearstheres no way out for me
https://kotaku.com/capcoms-on-an-epic-win-streak-and-the-numbers-are-backing-it-up-2000719764Bandai Lost
you rape your hand every day
>>575601592nope, my hand touches me inappropriately
Early Lineup.
If I work for 8 more years i'll have enough money to just lie down and do nothing for the rest of my life
>>575558710i dont really want to do it lmao>>575601832been making some numbers and i could retire with some 6 more years of minimum wage, oc i'd have to just eat beans and oats for the rest of my life but i could finally live the dream of being a complete shut in
>>575601832>>575602529how much money do you consider to be retirement money?
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/7Sfq5ZE0LI0
>>575602986>>575601785thugchadsoimegasoigay chadsoinerd chadfat mexican*
>>575601785>fatal furycan't believe a game with worse numbers than T7 (a ten year old dead game) by a large margin is still getting on main stage and has a million dollarydoo world tour
>>575603135
it's upfiles.catbox.moe/19lzya.mp4
>>575602714life is pretty cheap around here and my grandma left me a shack im living on, so 40USD a month covers basic food (oats, beans, some meat, some veggies) enough to reach ~2000 calories a day and covering the water/gas bill. 40$ a month is 480$ a year. Im 27 now, so lets say ill have some 45 years of life ahead so 480 x 45 is 21.600$. Ive been working/saving since i was 20 so i'm more than halfway there, if i saved on everything i possibly could (no internet, no electricity, etc.) i could reach that number in 6 to 7 years even on a minimum wage and i'd still have some extra for emergencies and stuff.
i won't have a job until i'm nearly 30
dead. shit. game…
mangekyo sharingan
im letting mosquitoes eat me because it makes me feel alive and because i have no friends and im a fucking loser neet
hows sf6
>>575571223>>575568040>>575459615I need to cum
>>575607265kys
fellas you need to explain the term oomf to me
>>575607073>im letting mosquitoes eat meU enjoy nature>i have no friendsUr emotionally independent>im a fucking loser neetUr identity isn't defined by a workplace or school
2ndplacekken will never die
>>575602714£600k + paid off house is a commonly cited figure but that's for dumb consumerist normies. if you're a frugal normie pursuing FIRE, £250k + paid off house is viable. If you're a genuine asocial shut in, £150k + house works. Realistically i'll probably keep working until my parents die, I don't want them to see me as a full blown day drinking schizo recluse.
i hit the end of the road
i identify as nigerian
It’s actually insane how retarded of times we live in. I wish i could go back in time, to rape John Locke to death
>>575608935>>575604309the "paid off house" is the part that makes this unattainable for 99% of people
>>575612067just don't live in a big city
I'm in luuuuuuurve
any of you can move to thailand right now and live in a 1 bedroom apartment with air conditioning + electricity + internet for the rest of your lives. you only need like a years worth of 1st world salary to do so.
it's cheap true but good luck with that long term residency
ill marry a ladyboy
I love watching a tranny cock bouncing around
me too
Tekken?
tranny?
whats dat
gpu upgrade?
>>575613546the "years worth of 1st world salary" is the part that makes this unattainable for 99% of people
what you are paying for when living in expensive areas is not the house/apartment itself but the people around younobody wants to live in poorfag areas around junkies and jiggaboos
i want to live around shemales
just the most mid ass 6.5/10 female will literally fix my life right now
Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)22:58:50 No.575616210men? huge fan Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:02:19 No.575616563what you are paying for when living in expensive areas is not the house/apartment itself but the people around younobody wants to live in poorfag areas around junkies and jiggaboos Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:06:29 No.575616969i want to live around shemales Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:06:54 No.575617017just the most mid ass 6.5/10 female will literally fix my life right nowReply to Thread[Index] [Catalog] [Top] Update [Easy List]
>>575617017if she is chinese of course
call me gay
Polyphony Digital will be welcoming the global sim racing hardware brand 'MOZA Racing' as one of the new official peripheral partners of the Gran Turismo World Series, starting 28 July 2026.MOZA Racing is a brand that was established by automotive engineers and simulation enthusiasts in 2012. Offering a high-performance, all-encompassing lineup including direct drive wheel bases featuring flat-wire motor technology, steering wheels, Active Pedals, motion systems, and AI-powered technologies, they have established themselves as a top brand in the sim racing genre.Through this partnership, MOZA Racing is developing a steering wheel controller in collaboration with Gran Turismo that will be natively supported in Gran Turismo 7.
>>575618174denny
trannyge
tekken? huge fan
virtua fighter? sizeable follower
Harada is...
a japlet cuck
harada's new studio got destroyed in today's japan earthquake, his game is delayed indefinitely
denny clears
yeah he clears the food stamps
>>575622752destroy tekken
Retiring before 50? Not a fan
>>5756227523 old ass has been uncs
Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:25:50 No.575618832>>575618174denny Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:26:59 No.575618946trannyge Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:57:45 No.575621912tekken? huge fan Anonymous 07/28/26(mar)23:59:58 No.575622137virtua fighter? sizeable follower Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)00:02:33 No.575622442Harada is... Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)00:03:27 No.575622538a japlet cuck
>>575622752harada-san... ganbare!!
>>575615883are you a transgender
Hxhdhdhdshs
Bpd gfs? Huge fan
>>575622752Has VS studio has good artists on its lines or just T3-TTT2 devs?
>womenseem okay at first but i've noticed they won't have sex with me? what's all that about? seems like a bit of a scam desu
cat starts staring at me and meowing endlessly when i boot up tekken 8
even your pussies know you're playing trash
thread themes? huge fan
who dat
I bought makeup to cope for being wifeless and I will mastahbait in front da miggag Uou
I have hooded eyes which I hear is a desirable facial feature
Claviculal will tell you to uhhh use like uhhhh I don't know or uhhh maybe somethin make eyelatches biggah uhh I dunno they hide it uhhhh hhhhh hhhhhhh uhhhh I hope you was bein ironic and I'm not crushin yo dreams causes I heard da opposite uhh
Time to say goodbye to da world for tonite
Nigga quoted a nigga sayin harass is a japlet cuck lol
i'm extremely hairy but have an androgynous face
That one was cringe finna delete im sounding like a self help woman
i just spoke with my kaiser doctor and he prescribed my doxycycline for my severe acne. taking the steps to get better bros fuck acne
stick to posting ling xiaoyu costumes n***a
bruh I shanged (shit changed to shanked lol the fucked is shanked) I shanged rooms (Swedish accent imagine the bausffs) and ever since shanking rooms I have no motivation to make Xiaoyu costumes Explain that shit wtf like a room specifically I think it was the intense isolation that room gave me it was far away from everyone hmm but still why would isolation manifest SPWCIFICALLY as posting Xiaoyu costumes? Weird shit mannnnnnnnnn
there are flies inside my monitor
>>575633205do not try to squish them, it'll leave a stain inside the layers forever.do not try to tap or anything, just pray that they go away
there's something living in the walls
Always Satan posting when the night comesThe bright dark sky falls upon our souls even if the artificial lights dim it hahah
My soul is dark but I'm too inefficient to be evil so I couldn't be even if I wanted to
coca cola? huge fan
>>575634035kys, make the pain go away
don't call me twin if your meat is big
twin
im fat asf bruh
Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:05:40 No.575634031My soul is dark but I'm too inefficient to be evil so I couldn't be even if I wanted to Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:05:43 No.575634035>>575634210im not well Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:05:52 No.575634042coca cola? huge fan Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:07:24 No.575634210>>575634035kys, make the pain go away Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:10:06 No.575634463men? huge fan Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:12:24 No.575634701nice general Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)02:13:13 No.575634797HOOgu-hbEAAZGaD.mp4 (288 KB, 1000x300) google yandex iqdb wait288 KB
spent the evening googling old colleagues and classmates and yep i'm going to survivorship bias myself into feeling like more of a failure by looking at the guy who got a PhD and the guy with 40k IG followers
what did you survive?
being a tekken fan
niggas will literally do everything except googling an adhd test
not true I still wont get a job
>>575636390Adhd poster already diagnosed me, that's enough
I got a wild idea for shitposting but for once in my life I gotta say it's too far and I'm not gonna do it, like this is really too far
you actually wanted to post about tekken 8 didn't you? that's indeed a step too far
What phrase you think when you think of Tekgen "it's always adhd" or "I exposed myself"
"Capcom Won" takes the cake
I think of Blackpink at met gala (x)
tekken reminds me of edponce liked, now seen as a joke
>thread theme:>kys>adhd>X? huge Ythe exposed myself guy been too quiet lately
that's kinda deep tho...
THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/lv_LLmDPlH0
>>575572113Found the answer clavicular says you can only looksmaxx past 110iq saw it on an interview. I wonder if he'd have the leniency to accept 107 in the mix.
i took an online iq test once but it was too long, like 40 something questions, i got bored and alt f4d it
iq tests should all be pass/fail instead of number scores
Someone mak
>>575554338hol' up, where is my favorite player, AK? why is he not going to the LCQ? I wanted him to win the entire EWC
>>575641452(he won't)
he qualified for ewc n***a. if he was your favorite player you would have known that
>>575641625oh is it because he won that one challenger event? I don't recall him placing particularly high in any other events this yearI guess I misunderstood where EWC spots were getting handed out, I thought it's only master and master+
>>575641783he got top 4 at evo japan which is a master+ fucking n***a
>>575642039oh nice, all I remember from evo jp was knee jobbing to a literal who twitch streamer casino kaz
african american dickgirls
im a furfag
>>575641625AK is so underrated
ive shoot never seen a vagina
im playing with my ass rn
don't call me twin if you've seen a vagina in real life
You guys are unironic virgins?
ive no cap only sucked off a man
no but the hooah didnt let me see her vagina just guided my dick down there so i didnt really saw it desu got a huge depression some months after for unrelated motives so i stopped chasing sex bc of that til this day
>>575650836forgot, kaz main btw
I never had sex or a job and I survive off numbing jewpills
ive worked two days in my life and j havent seen a dollar since
I play the tank bowl
my life is like a video game
My life is worthless
cat = tekken chinaman = Capcom
they only value i have to the world is propping up onlyfans whores
tekgen movie night???
>>575654807joecrush...
because nigga knew he got mogged by a frenchie lolllllll
>>575638007Where is VFC gonna be on this list
>>575601785On this list. Tagged wrong postWill it be behind Tekken?
>>575632573bump
>>575657456yall remember when criterion invited kojima like he was some notable director lul
he is. go back
>>575590572>Who are you nonny?Your future husband
>Who are you nonny?micheal murray
I'm too low rank to snipe TMM in ranked fuck my trash skills
I wouldn't want to snipe TMM on Kazuya because Kazuya is top 5 and super random. Evo Japan was the biggest fluke of the century.
Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)07:10:04 No.5756605461769458715302446.jpg (74 KB, 1080x449) google yandex iqdb wait exhentai74 KB>>575657456yall remember when criterion invited kojima like he was some notable director lul Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)07:10:59 No.575660610he is. go back Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)07:11:10 No.575660623>>575590572>Who are you nonny?Your future husband Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)08:04:18 No.575663956>Who are you nonny?micheal murray Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)08:17:07 No.575664671I'm too low rank to snipe TMM in ranked fuck my trash skills Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)08:40:03 No.575665987I wouldn't want to snipe TMM on Kazuya because Kazuya is top 5 and super random. Evo Japan was the biggest fluke of the century.
THREAD CONCERT:https://youtu.be/Iw5IWh96n-o
i love men
I was casually playing Tag 2 with my friend and noticed that the game has a ton of universal mechanics.
>friendsno thanks
i dont have any friends
/lonelygen/
/emotionalkimilsungismgen/
im obsessed with the japanese bucee's girl picsomething really lynchian but comforting about it
>>575672813Super hot body...Face of a downy...Reina is like the average trans girl.
>>575672813Guys, maybe I spend too much time with real people. But I don't find those plastic video game chicks sexy. They give me the ick.
>>575673852We know anon, you like guys. It's okay. Tekken has you covered.
>>575673852based
>GTX 1080>10the physical years of the gpu>80the human comparable years of the gpuLMAOOO
>>575674294Aged like fine wine.
more like on life support
Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)10:20:32 No.575672341I was casually playing Tag 2 with my friend and noticed that the game has a ton of universal mechanics. Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)10:21:19 No.575672393>friendsno thanks Anonymous 07/29/26(mer)10:27:04 No.575672760i dont have any friends
we lost
i miss looneylili
are we deadass rn
i'm buying an RX 9050 4gb for 300€
women? not a fan
https://wccftech.com/capcom-shares-skyrocket-20-percent-pragmata-2/Bandai? Lost
i need to get married
marriage? not a fan
marriage with a ladyboy? huge fan
men? not a fan
>>575679095gay
>>575680335niu
>niggerschizo custom threadnot happening
someone make a new bread
i just thought she looked good in that outfit it wasnt for attentionseekin'
lingmexican might be the worst poster this thread has
Id make a kazuya one (a real one not an embed embed embed one) but ltgbro already poisoned the well
>>575680778that would be the purple tranny
>>575680778that would be the pink tranny
real >>575681056
>dishonest sloppa characterssomeone make a new bread