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taishin testo
narita taiSHIT
why don't the hishi umas interact?
>>575508327Looking forward to Taabo. Free 1* meme frontrunner for every trainer.
Including the mekae debut song, how many do I have to have learned by december senior year again for the gold skill?
>>575508498>late opera>late dickeywhat did they mean by this
>>575508327CUTE
>>575508515because they are he/she
>>575508498Let's go BrickeyHey hey BrickeyGo go Brickey.
I want her so bad.
>>57550856718 before early dec
Mambo!
>>57550856718 songs on Early Decas soon as Late Dec starts your song conut is checked
simply lovely
Tachyon LOVE
>not even 20k Event Point from AutoSo.... without the new Event Support cards I'm straight fucker?
It seems I'm in a predicament...
>>575508684SameBiko is the only I masturbated to
>>575508734DIE
Hey /uma/ look at what I found on this website
>>575508684Still a while until we get her, right? Next year if we're lucky, maybe?
Anniversary Shop refreshed, tons of TP pots to buy in there and I know all of you have been looping
>>575508498LET'S GO RICKEY
>>575508801How could you do this
>>575508729>>575508690Thanks anons, I think I got it. LH handed me a shiny album at least
>>575508801
DAAAAHBYYYYYY
>>575508498Adjusted win rate is so confusing, my Late Xoguri is in there with 100% winrate and she shows as 23% adjusted winrate and 54% adjusted team winrate.
>>575508801wtf i love taiki shuttle now
I got 2 copies of Taishin in a handful of tickets trying to get Tickezo. they should let you cleat umas nobody wants these
>>575508787just do 1 manual a day bwo.... surely you can do that....
>>575508843Mid-late 2027. I'm pretty sure she's the last gen 1 uma to become a trainee
>>575508559Why do people talk so much about Oonige Suzuka if you can just slot in an Oonige Turbo that comes free with your [any uma you roll on] and gas out the orange?
Why did they suddenly make tickezo erotic
Just 17 more days.
>>575508498>Amazon grabbing a few winsVery based
>>575509145HISHIAMA SEXOOO
are these fuckers for real
>>575508498seems my strategy of grinding for late rickey parents will pay off.
>>575508953retard
>>575508498>falco that lowembarrassment
>>575509093sorry I can't pull for her. I'm saving for her rerun.
>>575508950
>>575509229what's the problem?
someone tell me these steampunk skins are worth using they look so good
>>575509229Isn't this pretty free? 1200 speed and 900 on everything else would already pass.
>>575509229This seems doable with gutsmaxxing highrolls on a speed/power growth uma
>>575509275I wonder if they'll keep her rerun a month later
Bed breaking sex with Inari One.
>>575509395I am not going to lie to you anon.They are incredibly cute.
>>575509229anyon you have 5 stats...
they should make an uma that's borderline retarded and has a magic pocket for burger storage
>>575509275Only 39 days to go then!>>575509419I feel like if they skip anything, it'll be that, honestly.
>>575508498Nice chanmi globaltards
>>575509253Screenlet
>>575509229this is a GL lowroll, 4836 stats
Why does Rickey have a random theme song. I know a lot of Uma get solo sings but this seems different.
Steampunk Ticket is insanely cute but my budget does not allow for even a cheeky 10-pull.
I can cope with this. Powerlet but has dirt S.
>>575509576she hosts a kids TV show
>>575509486same anon, just did my daily paid pull for shits and giggles. you were with me in spirit. thanks bro
>run was going INCREDIBLY well>final three turns hit>zero rainbowsPlease tell me she still works. I don't want to do this shit again. That bullshit cucked me out of an insane amount of skill points.
>>575509389>>575509405>>575509416>>575509504>>575509567nvm I was being retarded
I'll do a room 9083301590833015I'm prepared to get raped
Where did part 3 go wtf
>>575509612>were with me in spirit
>>575509591BUHIIIIIIII
Leave Oguri Cap to me.
>>575509706ok
>>575509395I think both are decent. I had steampunk Chiketto in JP and she did well in CMs, but better wait until Anons who actually know the meta respond.
>xOguriFuck off.
>xogurikys
>>575509671bro?
>>575509671that is part 3
>>575509717F2P with BUHIIIII deck*
>>575509565hey but that's my screenshot, you just enlarged it and edited it to be a smile
Absolutely fucking worth it, no doubt in my mind, I also got Tickezo but I don't give a fuck about her
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/MJdrM5https://jiggie.fun/MJdrM5
>>575508734Fuck off. I bet you photoshopped this
>>575508498>late rickeyniggas are just gambling for oyl
>anons showing off their UG+ Umas
Give me one reason I couldn’t mutate Summer Goldship to run this CM
>>575509671For some reason they made these missions Tracen Part 4 instead of 1.5 Anniversary Part 3. Even to this date you can get this selector in JP since Tracen missions are permanent.
>>575509787>>575509817i didn't see anyone complaining about xoggers in lobbies 2 CMs ago
>>575509663technical difficulties, running ads
>>575509981you didn't try?
>xoguri wins
Oh hell yeah.
Just did my first manual GL run. I already understand why people dislike it. Feels like you need a fucking stamina card even for miles and constantly praying you get good songs for the tokens you have is stressful. Also ended up with just under 3k sp so I didnt even get significantly more than in new unity.
>>575510189IS THAT A
>>575510189I can see it
>>575510189
I want to massage her tits too.
holy fuck tickezo has great tits
>>575510353A shame about the rest of her tho
/ourguy/ is going to get his oshi
>>575509930dancho is just that lucky. had even more lucky back then with the cheer halo banner where I got both in one 10 pull
people said there wasnt much to pull on during MANT but holy hell there really is nothing to pull on during Grand Live unless you're an ultra omega specialist
>>575510482you have to stack up a lot of carats for RamonuShe is the next must pull or bust card
>>575510482Yes, you just save for the period after GL when there's plenty of opportunities to pull. October does have some meta horses though.
>>575510482ruby is a good low LB pull for late/endpalmer is really important for fronts but not until bobo wit so just ticket her, again good at low LB
fancy UI
wtf steampunk taishin is attractive
>>575510013Because a xOguri paired with a lame ass debuffer WILL WIN so why lose time by entering a lobby with them AT ALL.
>>575510482Remember, 400 pulls is not enough. You need 500 at the very least for Ramonu and that's because she gets 100 free pulls.
>>575510482There's a worthwhile uma in less than 3 weeks afterall.
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYY
>>575510447take that back
>>575510482Its amazing too because the period between Ruby Power and Sweep Tosho wit every JP player was like "YOU GOTTA ROLL THIS YOU GOTTA ROLL THIS" and then in hindsight most of them turned out to be low LB skill card picks
>>575510482bwo it's time to umarollit's ok to do so bwothat's what the game is for, rolling umas
phew finally safe
Where's the nigga who said autos wouldn't get event points
>>575510746These silly sword art online type events are the only ones I care about
>>575510749no one says this
>>575510851whomst
>>575510746what's with uma and full dive VRthey even make a whole scenario about it
>>575509663Oguri cap wins I forgot I needed another front to attempt this
>my dirt C brian won a room...what? how?
>>575510892>Nothing to roll for until Neo Uni or Marvelous sundayeh
YIPPPEEEEEEE TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING STORY EVENT FROM CYGAMES>starts autorun
This is fine too.
>it's just another VR episodewhat the fuck i thought they were actually going to build real trains and aircraft and shit
umallo umachan
>>575511175Verxina wife happy life....
>>575511040Daitaku Helios and Valentine Ines Fujin are useful for everybody because of LoH
>return to the game >decide to do a cheeky pull because I think Falco is cute>get golder door > Some things just never change
>>575510482>>575510892How good is the Narita Brian Blaze?
THE UMALATOR IS REAL
>>575511229You don't need to tryhard LoH, the rainbow crystal is basically a participation trophy
>>575511242very
>>575511027>XOguri + 2 debuffswhy even bother lol
>>575510447Every part of her is perfect.
>>575511242Very meta pace chaser for longs.
>lateCHADS get to skip an entire miserable scenario and let the robot play the game for them while everyone else is stuck in Xoguri hell
i sacrificed everything to mlb tach without knowledge of anniversary ticket. why the fuck couldn't this cunt company launch the quest at the start of the scenario?
>>575511151>build real trains and aircraft and shitthe average umamusume iq is 50 what were you expecting
the new stickers are cute
hilook at herit's me
>>575511242The only one with Beast Mode for two long CMs but she's not really going to be better than other umas in either of those CMs.>>575511287You don't "need" to tryhard anything but I'm assuming that you want to if you're asking people what umas to pull for.
>>575511431For real?!
>>575511391to make you spend money RETARD
>>575511319why is /vm/a like this? you're going to see Xoggers with double doms all the way to finals, why are you crying?>>575511391you can't ticket tachy gwo
>>575511442parent blue sparks?
>>575511431nandeyanen
>>575511442>it's meI love you Ayabe
>>575511414yeah but hayahide is in this event so she can do all the smart stuff and the rest of them are just the fabricators
Is there any point in using event boost anymore?
>>575510482There's quite a few good cards releasing during GL, but they are all basically bait since power creep starts ramping up next scenario
>>575511456I wasn't
>>5755115077* and 8* stamboth should be 9* for long ngl
I LOVE NICE NATURE!
fuck this shit FUCK YOU CYGAMES
thank you john steampunk. i guess.
>>575511572to boost the event points you get from careers
I hosted this room and I am happy to face xoguri caps to see what my team needs>>575511504
>>575511636bro
Winning Ticket is cuteBut I don't want to pull and accidentally get Taishin
>>575511504because if anon wanted to race against metaniggers he would just join a random public roomwhy not take the chance to use something funny or try out something different instead
Winning Ticket on my... UUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NOTHING RHYMES
>>575511636???
>>575511721>why not take the chance to use something funny or try out something different insteadThat's it, you're getting deported /vm/a
>>575511779dicklet
>>575511719Taishin is fine. The problem is that you might get spooked by Ryan or Teio, bricking your accoutn forever.
HannukahOguri?
>>575511636if you flatlined for a week that's on you
>>575511504>we're going to torture you as part of the test next week>if you WANT you can optionally torture yourself for no material gain before the test>WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO DO THAT???
but what if i want to roll for umas during GL
>>575511868No stopping you
>>575511830Ryan doesn't have any alts yet?also Teio is cute too
Oguri Cap has an oral fixation. I have no doubt that she would leave a deep bite mark on your thigh, deep enough to draw blood after giving you a sloppy and inexperienced blowjob. You will occasionally feel your wound rubbing against your pants the next day when training her and wince wondering if you should get it checked out or will it heal on its own.
>>575511868Get better taste in umas
>>575511627https://files.catbox.moe/0rche3.mp4
>have to wait 4 days to use my selectors to 3LB maru and creekindependent training...start!
>>575511636TeioooOooooOoooo OoOooo Ooo
taishin kicking my shin
WAAAAAH WHERE ARE MY WIT TEIO FREE PULLS WHERE WHERE WHERE
I understand the deck should be 3 wit, 2 spd and light hello but how the hell do I get stamina? Most of my gang want to get the crowns and if I change the deck to 2 wit, 2 spd, hello and creek I never manage to go above S+
nta but you guys are so retarded it upset me>everyone knows CM is going to be full of Xoguri>people are trying to test their umas in rooms>you can get actual useful data running against Xoguri + double debuffers>this concept is too hard for Group B babs to understand
If only she had more whites
>>575512031>Ryan doesn't have any alts yet?That's what makes her so dangerous. Very high odds of getting you.
>>575511636>carefully and lovingly cropped and edited
>>575511431>amazing>not umazingThings like this make me sick.
>>575512265>+who's going to tell him
>>5755122279* stam parents
>>575511431I had been talking in club chat literally 2 days ago about how orenji needed her own sticker and it was a crime she didn't have one yet.
>>575512265Isn't anything without at least a 3* blue or pink spark glue?
>>575512227vibesAnd sparks. Strategy guides would have you believe that you'll easily get 300-400 stam off of 12* worth of stam, carefully failing to explain that that's on a high roll.
>>575512227autofarm a 9* parent brochacho
You are going to let me beat you up and you can't complain
>>5755122272spd 2wit LH and Creek (any other stam card is cope)
>>575512209if you used the free 10 pull on light tachyon today you only get 40 free pulls starting tomorrow on the teio tahbo banner
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/qRlg8x>https://jiggie.fun/qRlg8xhttps://jiggie.fun/qRlg8x>https://jiggie.fun/qRlg8xhttps://jiggie.fun/qRlg8x
>>575512484Can I complain a little bit. Like how I wish my favorite Uma hafmd a broken alt too?
>>575512403few will get this joke
>>575512484Hot.
>>575512238hmm yes "useful data" such as getting raped to death by quadruple debuffers and xog proc'ing MPB into anal gape
>>575512423no whites are more important>>575512313its ignited speed no one cares about it
>>575511569Ok true, I would trust Hayahide, Shakur, Tachyon, with the smart stuff but I still don't trust most umas working an assembly line or them following an assembly manual
FUCK YOU
>>575512510my suzuka welfare has been serving me quite well actually
>>575511431Cafe sticker is best stickerI will use her on shoe reset time now
Is there any point in trying to go from 3LB Maruzensky to MLB? Ticket is probably better to be spent in some other places, right? Though it's not like I have other options (got MLB Kita, Creek and FineMo), it's mostly about making parent runs comfier, so I'll probably drop it on Tazuna or somethin.
>>575512376suzuka already had one from the start though
I will eventually get an umadol strong enough to beat some xoguris and I'm gonna get lots of (you) for it
>>575512640this is just umama propaganda so people join her shitty rooms
>>575512806Sex
fun fact if you get lucky enough you might be able to highroll 1000+ wit with just finemo>it's not enoughyes it is, fuck you
>>575512646wait the speed one isn't good?
>don't forget your Helloswhat did she mean by this
>>575512806
>>575512373>>575512440>>575512447anyone knows a good parent farming guide because I never did this once>>575512510I told when I play with this deck I can get the SS ranks like the 3 wit ones
>>575512742>+15 mood effect>+2 initial friendshipUse that ticket on something else
>>575512640yes? if you can't make umas who can't survive xog lobbies might as well use TT umas on your CM, why bother trying
Should I use selector + crystal on smaru speed if I have Kita and Tachyon already?I don't see a scenario where I would use all three cards and I refuse to train fronts
>>575512846>gets raped by Rickey instead
>>575512943she meant what she said
That's a 15TP
>>575512910Bro is using stam Suzuka
>>575513000No, not Teio time again.
>>575513027you can use selector on Maru and save your crystal, if there isn't any other card you need to ticket for
>130 rolls>1x Tachyon>2x Hellowould it make any sense to spark at this point? I'm not gonna go to 400
>>575513006nothing can survive a correctly built xoguri lobbyonly chance is to get into a lobby with no xoguri at all
Hello...
>>575513065I won't lose to karen chan and that's already enough
>>575513190hey
>>575513154if you plan on farming those rainbow gems for tachyon lb3 yes it's worth
>>575513190FLAT
>>575513027You can just save that decision for later, see if you ever feel like you'd want her
>>575513175I would advise open league but I bet that's filled with xoggers too
>>575513125What kind of games does Teio like to play?
>>575511431mediro jober
>>575513006It's literally xoguri procs her unique and wins or xoguri doesn't proc her unique and yours wins dumbass. Other cm's are more nuanced but this one isn't
>>575513321
>>575513190
>>575510482I'm waiting for the sweepy banner to come up and endchuds being like "no bwo THIS sweepy is good bro better than CB!!" when the card is pure unfettered ass
>>575513339Sexual intercourse
Hoguri? Nah, I'd win.
>>575513409what point are you trying to make? if you don't like the meta that's on you but don't blame other people for actually trying to winif you want to make rooms "for fun" you're welcome to do so
>>575513339she's always on the dance arcade game at least
>>575513541The correct term is Xoguri.
>>575513107yes it works very well
>>575513503Why is the card bad?
wtf Biwa is sexy
>>575513591Xoguri sounds like a FF character
>>575513280hm I have one crystal, so is 3lb Tachy good enough then?
>>575513421Okay, the pony is cute as hell.
>>575513676biwa was always sexy, it's her hairdo that kinda mess her looks
>>575513591Actually, it's AMOguri.
>>575511431Dober is so dumb
>>575513676she'd be better without the glasses
>>575513512>>575513581These are fun games. That trainer is lame
>>575513006NOTHING (unless you are the ultimate whale with too much time in your hand) can survive a lobby with two Xoguri plus the debuffers but good luck with that and don't even think about complaining that you can't win a single match against them in Round 1.
>>575513571you're the one calling everyone retarded...? I'm just saying I'm not joining rooms that I will lose 9/10 times and you're having a fit about it
>>575513190Hi Umama
>>575513818Much better than Taishin's dumbass glasses
but Rickey was supposed to end the Xoggy menace6-7 greens to nyooom....
Xoguri hungers
>>575513676Always has been
is Fuku speed worse than the decent SR speed cards in GL? Should I be dumping her for Sweepy or something?
>>575513715yep, that's more than enough to get her skill bonus and friendship bonus
>>575513919frontchuds are the biggest clowns ever since hoguri released.imagine spark farming for 67 greens just for the hog to win because she procced 777 kek
HOW DO YOU USE THE NEW TICKET
>>575513919Rickey is going to eat the spoils my dude and probably rape Open League players.
>>575513919Unfortunately this happened
>>575514029Fuku speed is only good for autoparents in GL, Sweepy SR is better than her in regular ace runs, yeah.
>>575513919
>>575513919no one said thatshe'll be good in the mile dirts though. It's the same as xog not being good on the CM she debuted on
why is she iron man
If we agree to bring 3 fronts, then u=ma2 for the xog+ 2 doms player won't proc and the xogger is fucked
>>575514191>jarvis start an autorun
>>575514114Funny how this one skill completely shifted TT
>>575514090there will be a new option in the shop where you choose the SSR and trade the ticket for it
I want to play goo goo babies with rice shower
>>575513919There's always the next dirt CM
>>575514090go to the shop(after teio freebies)
Thas was probably anwsered already, but could a GOOD Rickey (front, groundwork, 6 greens and 850+ stamina) win against a somewhat good (not perfect) xog?I'm very inclined to run one with my own xog and natie, but seems a lot of work if she isn't going to win after all
lend rickey your energy
>>575514334retard
>>575514253>jarvis start the mission>double paizuri from ticket and hayahide
>>575514191>Jarvis Pocket, set 12 alarm clocks with 1 hour interval each, i need to farm parents.
>>575514090First you grab it! Then, you WIN!
>>575514334Run her late, you sacrifice too much stats by getting good stamina.
>>575514446Can i run her late C
>>575514191>Jarvis, call hishiama a neiggher.
>>575514334If you would please consult the graph
>>575513676Wish we got that as an alt instead of the knockoff Bourbon and the ugly Christmas outfit
>>575514138my speed options for the last two spots for ace runs are:Jordan welfareShakur welfareBourbon welfareCurren SRSweepy SRKingu SRGuessing it's either Jordan and Curren or Sweepy and Curren?
>the paid uma banner is just a fuck huge list of umaWhy isn't there an option to narrow it down by any respects? It's tempting to do, but the umas I'd want are so unlikely it's nuts.Same with the support banner.
>>575514492Nyes
>>575514446Front also requires you to run other fronts, which means you lose out on running debuffers
>>575514636we will be able to starting with the 3.0 anni with step up banners
>>575514583>Falco and Brickey that lowFRONTS ARE GETTING RAPED
>>575514607bofa is good now, so if you need a gold heal it's jordan and sweepyotherwise curren and sweepy should be good, yeah
>>575514334they can win sometimes
>>575506292 (Me)>>575506557>>575506962Had to go to 600 to get 3 Tachyons and 2 LH's. Was able to end up with optimal MLB Tachyon and 2LB LH, but I still feel robbed. I hate this jewish game.
when are we going to be free from xoguri?
If you are tired of the CM17 meta you can always just start preparing for CM18
>>575514678Amazing it takes so long.
>>575514882My favorite poster
>>575463652>>575464136>I'm pretty sure Tachyon and Hello don't get added to the pool until their banner ends so you can't get them in the Teio banner. If you want them, you need to go on their banner.Here you go you retarded nigger hope you're proud of the yourself from 8 hours ago
>>575514936once cygays stop making medium CMs, should be soon
RELEASE THE EVOLVED SKILLS
>>575514936Next scenario.
>>575514687I think the problem is that nobody is training fronts, so you end up in a room with like 2 frontchuds and they can't make distance with xoguri that way
>>575514936uma musume 2
lol
hiI like the new curry emotealso got my deck fully loaded out now so that's nice
>>575514687suzucoin is on the incline
>>575515119
People don't seem to understand how stupid this CM isXOguri WILL win 100% of the rooms she is in. with a 5% margin of error when she loses to unlucky skill procs.If you don't have XOguri or refuse to use her you are guaranteed to lose.Hope that helps. If you are not using xoguri please just do yourself a favor and build 2 ends 1 speed debuffer and get all the possible gambling skills incase the xoguris go full retard and you can snipe a win. Any other strat won't work for this cm, then you can chill and start working for Mile CM instead.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>575515173is this runaway
>>575515267nyo, normal suzie
>>575515119Frontchuds...........
>>575515173Oh right. Witgod said to bring an oonige Suzuka, I just unlocked her so I'm going to try rabbit.
>get both in 180>"eh, might as well round it out for free stars">do 20 more>get Taishin again, and my first Jordan and Dober
>enter room>double dom hog>enter another room>double dom hog>and another>and anotherAlmost makes me wish for front heavy rooms again
>>575515198the real doompost is that anons may think group B is finegroup B will have the unlucky or poorly built xogs, who can beat any non xog team
sign says free umamusume for adoption
>Spicaman: "Yo, Kitahara, let's go to a hostess club.">the hostess club
>>575515390i can see it
uma xoguri hoggy derby
why didn't u roll for the beast of kasamatsu
RACE AGAINST MY HOG PLEAAAAAAAAASE
...did the selector include Hello and Tachyon?
>>575515343bwo you do have the dirt fronts to rabbit do you?
>>575515119>triple debuffers
umalator has a VR mode now?
>>575515554she's fat and dumb
>>575515590Yeah. I have Brickey and Falco.
>>575515554Because Im pulling for the Lightning of Naniwa (festival version)
>>575515575it only goes up to maru speed/nakayama festa
I need to wait another fucking month before I can use my selector aaaaaieeeemaru banner pleaseeeee
>auto mode can't do the 20 songs missionWHYI DO NOT WANT TO PLAY SHOP SLOP
>>575515670kechi..
I toiled for 15 whole minutes to make my Xoguri so I deserve just as much respect as someone who made any other uma
Ive fallen so far
>>575515752your ace runs?
I'm a contrarian so I will do triple fronts
>>575515554because i got her on day 1 with my selector ticket back in the day
>>575515404>I'll do anythingnever say this in front of your uma
>>575514583...ya'll can't read graphs, can you?
No restraint or spirit stamina but still good
Caved and went for the guaranteed.Didn't have normal Rice, so that's pretty nice.
>>575515794That looks like a size artist. Is Gale back!?
>>575515198What if i build The XOg and then build an end Digitan to snipe a win from myself
Am I crazy or does GL have even more RNG behind it than TB? Yeah you don't randomly lose races you shouldn't but it feels like everything hinges on getting those rainbows before year 1 ends
>>575515802Best I've done is 19 songs. I can't into Grand Live.
>>575515408I wish we could roll for Venus PlaqueCute frog
Trainer-san isn't coming on stage for Our Grand Live
>>575514583Maya wins more than xog...
>>575514583What the hell is Opera doing there
>>575515409why are suzuka and teio angry
Is there a list of what cards you can get via the 1.5 anni selector ticket?
>>575514583Why is Late/End XOguri underperforming this time?The Unstoppable and U=ma2 difference?
>>575515996she's there to let everyone know who the raped is (rickey)
Winning Ticket
>>575516083everything up to the smaru/nakayama festa banner
>>575516083you can open the ticket and you will see a list, it's any card up to maru/festa
if Xoguri is so strong how come no one told us to roll for her? there isn't even a paid selector this anni wtf...
where is my (You) ._.
>>575514936After this scenario I think there's one more xog CM then we're free
>>575516161everyone did
why do people consider Jo to be Oguri's torena when the only is for the first arc when she's a nobody, then his uncle Musaka trains her for the rest of her career?
>>575516173
>>575515404>"I'll do anything"Trainer school taught us it's very important not to say such lines.
It's looking grim for frontchuddies.
I was kinda smug when I won the first CM with the victoria concert. When I played grand concert and liking Light Hello's story, I feel bad now.
I have 350 exchange points and have gotten a 3LB Tachyon and a 1LB Hello, I still have 70k carats remaining. should I save those 50 rolls or do I keep rolling until 400 to try for a better Hello?
>>575515940i need to make a gif
>>575516143Cool, so I can choose with my heart even if it would be a "bad" idea.
Anyone wanna erp
>>575516173(Me)??
WHERE ARE THE TEIO WIT FRIEND CODES
>>575516236Your Firm Resolve bwo???
>>575516329what do you need the card for
>>575516294I want to do whatever the opposite of that is
Great job Kita!
>>575516372for THIS
>>575516109It's not, look at the top Late Xoguris, they have very high winrates but get adjusted down to low winrates. Late Xoguri is super strong, you can still get 4th or 3rd for U=ma2 in most lobbies and if you're further back you have OYL and Dober as accels + NN. The only bad situation is if you're in 2nd place with a lucky pace xoguri far out in front.
>>575516394Spot Struggle + Rushed in the same time window = death because fuck you that's why lmao
>>575516212Her relationship with the old man is strictly professional, Jo is actually important to her as a person.
>>575516352
>>575516257not worth it imo
>>575516394yay
>>575515554I just ticketed her like a sensible person
Danchou here, I will be kicking anyone who uses the xogger next CMYOU are part of the problem, YOU are responsible for making this game fun and enjoyableSo if I see any of you using xoguri you will be kicked from the club
>>575516394she tried her best and that's all that matters
Loading screen tip: Mihono Bourbon, the first robot capable of lactation, is erotic.
Anyone wanna arp
>>575515554i have her but i refuse to use her
>>575516553Don't shay that...
>>575516394Times like this is when I raise her arms up and punish her naughty pits with my dirty ojisan trainer cock. I don't think it works though as she seems to enjoy it.
>>575516447And to illustrate the point: my 100% winrate xoguri shows up in the database with a 27% winrate.
>>575515815ESPECIALLY to Dorija
>>575516219
Rickey will banish the xog menace
>>575516553>kissed by the club members.*oops fixed the typos
people who say GL is awful and they don't get good runs is because they are finally coming to the rune awakening no one wants to accept, from this point on, having good parents is way better than having good supports people with MLB Creek are more bricked than people without their own 9* stamina people with MLB Fine Motion, CB, Neicha, and more, are more bricked than people who have a single 3* wit parent since you can't reach 1200+ with only 2 supports people without 9* power are having a hard time getting to 1200* and there's no support to help them since power cards are awful and finally, people with speed parents can focus on training wit or stamina without worrying much about reaching 1600+ if you aren't doing background parent runs right now, you are wasting time and TP pots
You think your job is hard? I have to fuck all the umas that get sent to independent training
I call forth eXODDia THE MEDIUM ONE!
>>575516738>Bayesian-adjusted win rateSo just put your xogger in more rooms
>>575516890but that's cell
>>575516553Based
>>575516936I'm doing background parent runs, and the sparks aren't sparking.Where the FUCK is Uma Plan?
>>575515554I only roll an uma for their story (unless it's my kami oshi then I roll until 5*-ed no matter what), already had her base version before Christmas alt so no reason to roll
>>575516257i'd go for a mlb tachyon personally
>>575513818
What do i use my selector onSuper Creek LB3Fine Motion LB3I don't have any other significant SSR card other than Kitasan MLBI'm tempted to get Maru Speed but unsure if it's better than the other 2
>>575513676>her gold skill is called VIP passWait, what is she letting me into?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/jE6Ff6>https://jiggie.fun/jE6Ff6https://jiggie.fun/jE6Ff6>https://jiggie.fun/jE6Ff6https://jiggie.fun/jE6Ff6
I'm kind of tired danchous y'all mind if I take a nap longer than 50 minutes?
I will now finally stop doing dailies on support banners considering there is nothing that can even spook me to give me more of an advantage, so umas only from now on...after the taishit and tickshit banner
>>575516521ITS NOT SMALL SHUT UP STOP IT KITAPERFECTLY NORMAL
Tay Em Ohpera Oh
>>575517223get maru speed and then decide thenyou can mlb FM and get another speed card. You want 2/3 good ones anyway, and they will be KSB, Tach, and smaru
>>575515198Joke's on you, I play in Open League where everyone's retarded and anything can win.
oguri cuck
>>575517281
>>575517408me as oguri
>>575517223you can call it quits and forget about finemo and use the ticket on creek, that card will still be good 2 years from nowif you have sweep tosho SR you don't need Maru. but Maru is a strong pick, pick Maru if you didn't get Tachyon speed MLBd
How does one pointsmaxx further bros? What gets one the most points? I'm running the freebie event card & borrowing Teio Wit, & using Taishin as my trainee
>>575515815>>575516228I say this to my trainee (Super Creek) and nothing bad has happened to me.
>>575515805>>575516548Same. Though I also started with Maru, so it was either her or Rudolph, that made it even easier.
>3 Oguris in the final concert>As the singer and two backup dancersThis is a fucking disaster
>>575516936Been doing runs trying to get a good summer golshi parent. Managed a 3*speed/6*stamina finally today, the first time I got a 3* spark in a long ass while, but the rest of it is so-so
>>575517223rolling on the rerun with smaru/finemo sounds like an interesting deal for you if you keep hold of the selector until thenbut then again, lb3 creek is pretty nice and will probably see use on any medium/long CM
>>575516553Jokes on you, I'm not even in a club.
>>575517223ignore all other advice and wait 4 more days for free pulls to be over in case you get spooked by one of them
GL wouldn't be so painful if I could use clocks on optional races.Having to run an optional race only for the dumb bitch to come in 5th is so painful.
>>575517548I don't remember if the Tachyon event came during GL or GM but that one let's you increase a 2* spark to 3* or change it from one stat to another, so don't throw those umas away
>>575517585WHY DONT YOU ACCEPT MY INVITE RALKOS!!!!!!!
Hope I can get her to 1B before the half anni, since they'll probably do bond rate ups and I don't want to interrupt this climb before then. And then after I can work on 2b.
>>575517585That's because no one wants you in their club, stinky loser NEET metabuhiLOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER
>>575517223I'd take Maru Speed, especially if you have a rainbow crystal to get it to 1lb. You need human levels of speed cards before you can worry about wit cards. Related: where the fuck are your tachyon and light hello?
>>575517726It would've been nice if races produced at least some tokens, even if it were only a small fart.
>ran 17* stam sparks without stam/power cards and STILL didn't even cross 800 stamjesus christ how does anyone not named xoguri survive cm17
>>575517497Did they not fix it so that you just have to own them for the points, not run them?
>>575517881You don't.
>>575514583Why did no one tell me Late Rickey is a thing? Fuck grinding Groundwork parents, I'm going back to gambaslop.
>>575517786Nobody fucking cares.
>>575516553>YOU are responsible for making this game fun and enjoyableAy man thanks
>>575517813>>575517480i didnt get any tachyon and got 1lb light hello but im about to hit spark but im unsure if 0LB tachyon is worth anything
>>575517786keep going stegoCHAD, the whole thread believes in you
>>575517957you might as well get groundwork still because of all the greens, it still works
>>575518104No just spark another LH
I askedI careKeep talking stegoCHADMy Luna got to Relationship 11 not long ago, so seeing her casual outfit on the main menu is fun, but man going to 12 takes a long ass time.
>>575516890Watashi wa … Suupa Kuriiku desu yo.
I want rape...
>>575517532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjf8e1M-ssE
>>575518119Why are you replying to yourself in the 3rd person? Stop calling yourself stegochad dude, it is cringe
>>575518104>im unsure if 0LB tachyon is worth anythingworthless
umarape
>>575517881Post those parents
>tfw my free rolls have been so shit I haven't managed to get a single ssr from them let alone a Hello or TachyonHahaha
saar please pull on wit teio so i can borrow it
>>575518185who?
>>575517532>>575518212I can pretend my XOguri won. In my heart she already won.
>>575517523same here but I got humbled
>>575518157can't wait for all the sex we're going to be having in the R12 event
I snacked on all 4 banners and got nothing, I don't know why I thought I'd get lucky-6000 for no good reason
AGP posters?
>>575517786I care, StegoDEITY.
>>575518345>781 careers
>>575518157what happens after you reach 12?
>>575518396FUCKING REPLY ALREADY GOD I HATE MEN
-1 BORROW WHAT THE FUCK
>>575517927I do not knowWouldn't running them make more sense?Ah>>575517497I NEED REPLIES HERE I NEED CARRATS AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE FAST FAST FAST
>>575518501Sorry, you're not enough of a cutie. Better luck next time nonnie
>>575518501go away
>>575518501Shut the fuck up tranny, here's your reply
>>575518552those FAT TITS deserve to be punished
>>575517881Your supah cweek, bwo?
>>575517786bond rateups? I hope we get these soon
my club will drop to A rank tomorrow
cunts
>>575517881run suzuka and buy trackblazer
>forgot to set races for auto>-1 borrow -15 TP
>>575518647Mambwo...
>>575517881>secondary natiefag can't figure out the puzzle for themselveswhat a surprise wow
does ASE hit fronts
>>575518785I take a break for one day and we drop over 30 ranks...
>>575518842no only murmur
>>575518842if the Natie has dirt sparks, maybe
>>575517881Your 17* URA/MANT spark?
>>575518241
>>57551788118* stam parks should get you 800 stam without you ever touching the stat
>>575518639nice witlet you have there
>>575519264it's a flat track, doofus
252 and I’M DONEEE, MLB tachyon w pity once the teio pulls are over, 0LB Hello, 2LB suzuka speed i guess.Complete opposite of my “1 in 500” KSB pulls
so shit
>>575518646Instead of 15 per run you can get up to like 30, though I think the last one was even more than that at 45 if I remember right. Or maybe less, I don't entirely remember, but it was still a nice boost. Was able to get multiple outfits thanks to it.
>>575517881You are supposed to use SMaru card and click stam during summer
>>575519295bwo has no idea how wit works
Welfare Biwa stam looks pretty good for Auto runs
>>575519295You can be a witlet if the track is flat??Is this a new gaslight, I've never heard of this
Can I just Bakushin the shit out of the stat missions?
>>575519295how did everyone get sold this gaslight that wit is only good for downhills
>>575519371idiopathic toe walker
WEI
Layout is symbolic of the feelings of an umamusume as she is working hard to reach her goals, but her signature racewear has not arrived yet and she's afraid that she isn't good enough, but she did just have a really good meal in the cafeteria.
F2P BWOS HOW DO WE GET THIS!?
>>575519475Wei?
>>575519371holy autism
>can't even afford 3 songs once againI hate this scenario. This is worse than MANT. This is awful. I don't want to play anymore.
>>575519496it's like less than 1k stats eachjust wit+gutsmaxx to bloat
>>575519475WEIIII
>>575519604holy retard
>>5755194964 speed cards 2 wit
Turbo Rape
Wit only matters if you plan on sending your trainee to umaversity.
>>575519494What does this mean
>>575519538sex sexo>>575519545sex
>>575519496auto gold city
>>575519646would be the easiest uma to trick into sex
You only need 600 wit
what movies should I watch while waiting for autotraining to end?
>>575519627Fuck you. This is a whale-only scenario. It's not possible to consistently succeed as a F2P.
>>575519637
>>575519751I only have 600 wit irl
>>575519646turbo sex with turbo uma
>>575519264>he thinks 1200 wit guarantees his skills going off>he even thinks it's more than an infinitesimal improvement over 800 The only gaslit one here is you.
>>575519809being a whale has nothing to do with playing the gameclick rainbows retard
is there any more Tachyon pulls?
>STILL have to do manual runs to finish the event missionsYADAAAAAAAA
>>575519875I am clicking rainbows, retard. The sequence of techniques and what they cost is all luck.
>>575519884I am pulling to Tachyon, yes
>>575517786StegoGAWD
just ate a loaf of bread
I've been such a negative Nancy about this scenario that I didn't notice that a manual run did manage to get SS onceThat being said, this scenario is not fun
>>575519968wrong I get 4 songs in every single run not exceptionsgit gud, as they say>>575520035kys I bet you suck off unity
>T*IO is in th eventYUCK
>>575519807My Cousin Vinny.
>teio lard trying to communicate with human beingsstay in your pen
>Deck in MANT>Deck in GL
>>575519846tell me how often your front wins mid-race in lobbies with 800 wit bwo, and how much wit opposing fronts have
>he pulled for brick motionOpinion discarded
>>575520019A year has passed but she's still too far away
>>575520092God that's such a good movie.
>"wit is specially important in this track due to downhill mode!!">"my sloptuber said wit is very good because... you guessed it downhills!!!! here watch xer 30 minute long video">"what's that there's no downhill? uhhh you still need 1800 wit you just do">"no it doesn't fall off like a woman after the ripe old age of 16 you need everything you can get"
>>575519807Hundreds of Beavers, watched it on a flight this year and it was really hard to hold my laugh in a full airplane
>>575520052>kys I bet you suck off unity
>>575519295witlet for flatbrains
>>575520261based beaver chad
Finally got 20 songs
is it normal to start masturbating whenever maruzensky shows up to friendship training
i remember back in early cm struggling to 1050 speed 400 wit because had to borrow creek for swinger
>>575520402What? Yes
One of my trainee's friends said that if my trainee doesn't "mark" me, she will. Am I going to be assassinated?
>>575518960I would go all the way
>>575519884No, though there is a very small chance of getting spooked on the teio banner
>>575519604>my first run of grand concert manually and I managed to get 19 songsI.. think anon you're just bad.. I did manage to get mlb tach and 2* light before the 2nd spark though but still, I think you're just bad
Gran Algeria
Should I use my SSR voucher on Smaru and then pop a crystal to get her to 1LB so I can use her
I...... think you're just bad........ at pulling the slot machine lever......... you're supposed to pull it like THIS..........
>finally get a 3 stam 2 dirt spark>shit all whites despite groundwork Uma Stan and racing moodGod dammit I hate this
1 LB Nice Nature or Summer Maru?>Already own MLB Kitasan, Tachyon, Fine Motion, Creek>Not planning on rolling anymore cards till Ramonu>Mostly a Pace/End main. Own both Fronts (Kitasan/Suzuka) and Lates (Tamamo/Inari) uma's that I use when the situation calls for it>Don't really care about waiting for the freebies since I know I won't get jack shit nor do I have anything better to spend it on
seriously what is up with the retards recently new scenarios have never been this badthey should go to /vm/a and ask there insteadshoo shoo
>>575519934>auto>it does not automatically finish the missionsYAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me posting on /uma/ waiting for auto to finish
>chains didn't finishyour fault>rainbows didn't appearyour fault>no recreation eventyour fault>trainee fails a raceyour fault>director doesn't reach thresholdyour fault>night owlyour fault
this scenario has increased my desire to breed falco
>>575520567would kingu heiro really say this..?
>>575520691Smaru. You can run tamamo/Inari as ends
i leave careers in progress too much to do autos
>>575520691i'd pick nature, she's been vindicated more and more and would do wonders alongside finemo until ramonu, you can borrow MLB maru
>>575520779this is like the 4th or 5th time I've seen someone talking about /vm/a, why would they come here? isn't their thread comfier and less serious?
>here's your UG3 sparks bro don't spend them all in one placeT-thanks. At least I got one of the greens I wanted.
>Should I "insert fucking retard mongoloid low IQ take" so I can do XCan you fuck off with these useless posts? Go back to /vm/a or whatever indian shithole you came from
This scenario sucks cock I can't get anything above ug1. I want to uninstall so fucking bad i wasted my carats for this?
Hey should I use my selector on LB2 Sasami or LB3 Creek or MLB CB?
>>575521038please do complain elsewhere
IT'S BETTER THAN MANT BECAUSE................ IT'S SHORTER!
>le heckin comfy /vm/a threadsno wonder I don't go there
>>575520862yes
>>575519496I only done 1 career so far, I'll do it when I feel like it
I've forgotten how to play the game for realz
>>575521057LB3 creek
>>575520991>>575521150>schizo is shadowboxing againI'm sorry, I'll reply to your very funny ritualposts next time I promise
>>575520991God forbid we talk about the game instead of ERPing for once
>>575521130proofs? why is my timer for GL runs set at 50 mins then?
>Set up 6 stam cards auto run for the 1201 stam mission>Select Stamina >No extra races>1197 stam
>>575521057mlb cbcreek is useless
>>575514583The type of person to run a late rickey is already a turbo tryhard, so they tend to build better umas/teams.
Falco: Lawful GoodCurren: Chaotic Evil
>>575519496Sprint ace in unity
>>575520951Answer: the /vm/ guys are pretty good at giving advice and are (relatively for /v/ermin) nice so people are telling the shitters to fuck offActual Answer: Tribalism True Answer: Shitposting out of boredom
>>575517207>>575516525I've yet to exchange those points for the final Tachyon dupe. So, is it better to save my carats for the next meta card or should I just complete the spark since I'm nearly there?
How long has wonder acute been a racer in global!?
>>575521325talking about the game and being a witlet is not the same thingactual spoonfeeding constantly going on
Stego cute.
>>575521430Tribadism?
>>575521468She is in Rickey’s scenario By the way do new umas just get progressively more autistic with no upper limit?
Is Creek my best selector target from these? No I'm not MLB'ing Shakur
>575521531He's also going to samefag this post
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>575521586Why do you have 3 copies of biwa...
i still have a selector left over from 1st anniversary because im waiting for something to be close enough to mlb
>>575521031sometimes I feel bad about getting uncomfortably erect to ryona art but then i remember that these characters aren't real people so it's fine, actually.
>>575521646ew, what's this?
>>575521563Somewhat, yes
fuck yeah bros
>>575521586if you're rolling on the Maru/CB banner, wait it out and get her MLBd with the ticket if pulls fuck over you, if you aren't, yeah, Creek, or Maruzen 0LB
I think they might've fucked up way worse than they realize when they released Unity 2.0 before Grand Live.
>>575521764do it or no balls
>>575520872>>575520926
use event ticket, get event umaIs she better or worse than the regular version, anyway?
>>575521586creek's breakpoints are 1 and 3, 4 so using a voucher on her doesn't change much
>>575521850retard
Where is my /uma/ bf....
I LOOOOOOOOOVE WHEN LIGHT HELLO DOESN'T SHOW UP UNTIL SENIOR YEAR FUUAARRRKK I LOVE THIS GAME IT'S SO EPIC HOW IT WASTES YOUR TIME
>>575521859Seems Steampunk is for mediums (Satsuki Sho) like base is for longs and miles
>>575521859>no encroaching shadowsignificantly worse
>>575521649Finished the story and I'm on card 3 of the bingo>>575521815Already got CB MLB from her OG banner so probably won't roll on that, I don't think Maru is very worth for me since I don't play fronts>>575521869Mmh, makes sense, if anything I guess I could just save it for the time being
>>575521859She's medium but she's also mid just like all her versions.
today is the worst day of my life until tomorrow
should I just use my ticket to lb3 summer maru? i already have mlb creek and fine motion i don't think any other card would be useful
I'm proud of this Auto Ryan
>>575522046yes
>>575522005Oh I'm retarded I didn't realize that's the event card
>>575522067too bad none of your chains finished
Dumb and orange, she only grew dumber and oranger as she got older...
How long is S maru good for I don't have any copies of her yet so idk if its worth investing in her at this point?
Post uma butts.
>>575522038is it because of an actual significant reason or because of Umamusume: Pretty Derby?
>>575522067What rating did she get?
>>575522067d*ck?
>>575522067I cast wit 1 late surger 2
>>575521938I will if you're ok with dating an ugly obese alcoholic with no real friends who does nothing but work and sit in a dark room alone
>>575521859Better at mediums worse at longs. The best version of Taishin is easily her mecha one and even that's kinda whatever at this point in jp
I still don't have a single viable ace for CM17. I really really really really do not like grand concert. I don't want to play anymore. games are supposed to be fun.
>>575522236CONTACT??????
>>575521693This. My creek is sitting there at 1lb. So i could get her to 3LB with both selectors….
>>575521952succubus
>>575522319Im just reading doujins while my umas gets to train on their ownhttps://exhentai.org/g/4080872/751fc4117b/
>>575522236bwo why are you talking about me like that
Any voucher suggestions? I also have one crystal.
>>575522209>>575522218>>5755222218* Stam, 5* med 2* turf
Is 0LB Throne actually good in auto?
WHATS THE GOOD AUTO DECKSWIT JAP HEEEEEEEEEELP
>>575522497nice
>>575522456wait for free rolls to be over, you can try for a 0LB yeppers wit if you think NSM is worth it
>>575522347Curren wouldn't actually do this right?
>>575522497I gave up at 7 stamina, I couldn't do it anymore
Reminder that Cygames could have nerfed Xmas Oguri for global and deliberately chose not to.
>>575522174
Turf D btw. Falcobros I had no idea how powerful she was...
which one of you is willing to dress up for me like this? contact me.
>>575522347Nevermind, I'd just screw it up like I always do. Sorry for bothering you
>>575522782YOU ALWAYS MISS THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE
>>575522713Or they could just ban debuffers
>>575522198>actual significant reasoni woke up making it a terrible day
MANT apologists don't deserve human rights
B95, W65, H89
>>575522764she can sweep all the medium G1s with D turf, it's crazyi haven't risked it with mile G1s thoughever
>>575522897MANT is better than Grand Live. MANT had retarded RNG but I could at least use clocks on bad races. There's nothing you can do when you get a shitty hand in Grand Live except kill the run and start over.
at least the cingray oguri is sovlful
>>575522945>W above 60fat
>>575522347Why is trainer stripped to his boxers...
>>575522945>Inferior to Super Creek>Inferior to Doto>Inferior do AkebonoWhy should I bother with a fat old drunkard?
>>575523052why not
Should I take my 3LB Maru to MLB with the selector? I already have MLB Kita, Creek and Finemo.
YES grand live is shit b-but da 1600 SPEED (that you aren't getting on a medium/long uma)
>>575523040i want to place my hands over those hip vents
>>575522983The only bad thing about MANT was parent farming, no one wants to spend 40+ minutes to get 1* late surger but now we have auto. Ace runs were way more consistent and engaging in MANT
>>575523126yes fatass2.5 TE adds upI just did it myself>>575523162skill issue
>>575523094Fair enough.As i was then.
>>575523126maru gains practically nothing from 3LB to MLB
>>575522856I miss all the shots I do take, this means nothing
>>575523046that's where the sex appeal comes from.
>>575523126you tell me bwo
>>575521563>By the way do new umas just get progressively more autistic with no upper limit?How long before Calstone Light O gets powercrept here?
>>575523126Don't, use it to get a parent card or something
Play an uma with 0% speed growth that has to run optional races to hit 80k and tell me GL is fun. Spending one turn racing is enough to make you miss out on hitting 4 songs.
>>575523267bitchass man.........
>>575523286oguri wouldn't do this
>>575523443Oguri should
Bright correcting Dober...
lb1 maru is worth using the crystal or keep it? i will get lb1 maru with the selector but im thinking of what i can do with the crystal, i can probably get lb1 hello or other thing
>>575523286fake this is the real oguri build
>>575522347Do you do leglocks?
>>575523402you simply don't run races, like with rickey you accept the level 3 skill
>>575523402>that has to run optional racesyou really are overvaluing the unique level upso dumb
>>575523481tachyon and LH aren't on the selector and you should never use selectors on scenario cards anyway, maru is the better choice
>>575523436
AIIIIEEEEEE I FELL FOR CYGAY'S EVIL TRAP THE CLANKERS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY INVENTORY
>>575523481Get LB1 Maru with selector, don't use the crystal. Just try to cope with lb0 light hello
Selector + crystal to go from lb1 creek to lb3, and I don't have to roll on creek banner.I'm a genius...
>>575523523>>575523579GASLIGHT ALERTGASLIGHT ALERTWEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOHWEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOHGASLIGHT DETECTED IN YOUR AREAEVACUATE THE PREMISES
>>575523240I actually treated MANT as 2 in 1, both ace and parent farm. In MANT you can easily reverse your shit early rng with godlike summers, either on their own or whistles or in the URA Finale.Unity+ oh man I love the clicking on balls.GL is SHIT SHIT>I have to check what notes I have available>Light Hello doesnt give me the least notes when I click her fucking rng>Have to maintain 21 of each note>Songs wont fucking show up
>spooked by LH on 200th banner pullWell fuck, now what? 1 pity copy of SSR Agnes Tachyon?
>>575523591 (me)wait i misread at first. absolutely NEVER use a crystal on a scenario card
>>575523591But I don't run fronts.
>>575523327Use the JP onehttps://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210It rounds things out at lower facility levels, giving you more consistency in your early and mid game
>>575523713yes
Why does she keep getting all these free hints holy shit falcobros????? I never knew???
>>575523503wouldn't you like to know...?
Floor breaking sex with Gold Ship
>>575523365Light O is still the single most autistic Uma in the game, bar none.
>>575523768if you did run fronts you'd need her 3LB, she's a good general card at 1LB
>>575523365when is cyge gonna give us an uma with non-presentable autism who can barely even interact with others without being extremely off putting. I would like that.
>Numerous pages dedicated to Oguri Cap, including over 20 beautiful photos of Oguri Cap. Please pre-orderOguri turned to Gravure in retirement...
>>575523798I would. I don't want to take the risk that I could pull out of an Uma when it isn't her safe day.
wives
>>575522945Yup I need to have SEX with her no matter what
>>575523789Do I then pull another 200 on banner? I fear more LH dupes, this hag loves me. She also has always given me the drunk New Years event for every run so far.
>>575522945she doesn't even have a personality. you just like her because she has big tits and smiles at you
This is my first actual gl run, I just want to know if this is a normal/high roll, or did I pick some bad songs that the numbers are lower. So I can gauge with the next runs, thanks
>>575523993if you want a MLB Tachyon
how did the jp side survive 1 full year with the 2 worst scenarios in the game releasing back-to-back
>>575524035>you just like her because she has big tits and smiles at youyes I love her so much
>>575523791IT KEEPS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK
>>575524067>2Does he know?
>>575523993depends on you bwo. do you want to do well in grand live? do you have umas to pull?
>>575524067GO AWAY SHITTER PLEASE YOU DON'T NEED TO INFORM EVERYONE YOU HAVE 2 DIGIT IQ
>>575524120he does not
>>575524067Yeah I have no idea how nips could stomach GL and GM
>>575523481Never crystal a scenario card
>>575524035I like someone else
>>575524035>you just like her because she has big tits and smiles at yousometimes I wish women were real
>>575524035
Lb2 Maru or Lb1 CB?
What should I get from the pick ticket if I have literally nothing? should I even use it?
>>575524195Everything you hate about GL is worse in GMIt is at least better than MANT though
>>575524257lb1 cb by a long shot
>>575524257Well, yes and no
>>5755242571LB CB
I feel like you'll all bitch until Tucker and even then people will bitch about Tucker only because her fucking Pal card needs to be MLB'd
>need GL spark to get the ticketis there any way to put a finger on the scale here, or is it pure luck?
>>575524035>you just like her because she has big tits and smiles at you
>>575524369it takes like 2 auto runs
>>575524106marked
>He's back
where did dino oguri come from
>>575524210They are real to me. In my heart. It's a matter of belief.
GM is significantly better than GL and MANT, you just need to be a whale to fully enjoy it
>>575523993I say fuck no cause the game knows and will only give you Dark Goodbyes if you continue pulling. Assuming you have Kitasan and other mlb'd SR speed cards and you can just borrow Tachyon if you really need to use her. Also I like having a shit ton of carrots reserved like you got in case pulls ever go down south
>>575524369do autoruns and reroll spark if you don't get it, repeat
>>57552436920 TP bottles for rerolls
hi
TUCKA SKILL UP ISLAND
>>575524050Thats like my 1st attempt4-4-4-4-3 I think
>>575522456FineMo seems the obvious answer.Vodka's a strong power card, but she's also a power cardNot much else stands out there
in GL do you want TE first or are you going to pick up speed or wit bonus? I'm guessing TE > speed > wit?
>>575524035>manywomenfailthatsingletask.png
>>575524035>she doesn't even have a personality.but she does>inb4 prove itRead the scenario and do her pal events bro, it's all right there for you
>>575524448cingray mangaka doodles
man
>>575524568post deck and sparks
>>575524568>No SBrickey
>>575524568>Medium AThat's not it.
>>575524050about average. high roll is not about buying the most songs, but hitting the right songs asap
>>575524731only if you say please
>>575524448Recurring extra in cingray manga
>>575524568so it's skill isue
>>575524654yeah i'm thinking glue
>>575524654schedule middle and keep going bwo
Part 3 celebration is fucking ass. Where are the paid tickets? There has to be a part 4
>>575524817please umama post your rickey deck and sparks and also give me kissies
>>5755224563LB is a fun breakpoint on Vodka
>>575524568Where's the deck and sparks?
>No Rickey song on the jukeboxFalco's legacy is completely forgotten
>do four more runs after >>575509641>none of them get even close to being redeemableMaybe I should just do xoguri and two doms after all... this CM is just so unreasonable. I'm tempted to give up.
>>575523365That would be such a turn that Calstone wouldn't be able to make it
>>575524568Post the skills
The 1201 stat reqs for stamina/guts are annoying but easy missions, but whoever the idiot who designed missions to get scenario sparks needs a slap in the face. Straight up evil making you run scenarios you don't want to for a RNG chance to hit the scenario spark
>>575524932paid selector tickets are whole anniversary only. half anniversary only gets a scamcha.
i got into uma global basically blind (other than having watched the original anime in like 2018) without engaging with any fan spaces until a few weeks in and i was sad to learn that i was not particularly unique or special for having neicha as my oshi
wao
>>575525302>Straight up evil making you run scenarios you don't want to for a RNG chance to hit the scenario sparkso trueGOLD CITY, GO
>>575525302Eh it’s kinda whatever just do loops on auto when you go to bed
>>575524568Grats. She dies to a single debuffer. You're so fucking brilliant
>>575525302just do some autoslop bro
>>575525358SEX SHI
>>575525082
>>575525302i very much like the ticket cat
CAN YOU GET THE SPARK MISSIONS IN AUTOOTHERWISE I'M FUCKING SKIPPING THESE MISSIONS FUCK THE VOUCHER
Cygames needs to hurry up and fucking ban Golshi's unique from debuffing in CMs like they did in Japan, it makes every CM "no fun allowed"
>>575524945chu~good boy>>575525040>>575525158on the house>>575525384keep listening to the sloptubers little one
>>575525575obviously yes
>>575524817kissy the rickey
>>575522715
>>575525575yes nigga I just got one from MANT
>Dirt G>Medium AGive it to me straight bwos and gwos. Is it worth it? Trying to chansform my wife?
>>575525575Yeah, you can auto for those missions easily. The stat missions you might need to play manually.
>>575525313If you want to be unique you have to like someone like Air Messiah or Sounds of Earth or some shit. I'd say Bubblegum fellow but there's like 4 people here who like her for some reason
Gold City has pretty good affinities for parent looping how come no one ever mentions her
>>575525302Yeah, I know people will say 'just auto it' and they're right, but knowing Cygames there was a very real possibility they wouldn't have fast-ported auto to Global and still given us those missionsBut I guess it doesn't matter anymore. Just be happy that we got auto and don't have to bother with that kind of cock and ball torture I suppose.
>>575525660No>>575525724Don't have her
>>575525581I would rather have Xoguri and Vbourb get banned than debuffers.What's the point of making a game with dozens of lovable characters when two will always have an overwhelming advantage?
>>575525593>missed stamina green for 901 stam bonusBricked
>>575524861>>575524875>quit the run>start another>it fucking happens AGAIN
>>575525593this is why I still come to this general, there is always that one dude who knows how to play the game for baseline group A finals
>>575525724did you miss the past week? everyone was talking about her
Which one should I ticket? Spent 600 fucking rolls for 3-4 off-rate SSRs. Absolute bullshit
>>575525313It's not all bad. That also means you have an effectively infinite supply of art of your bronze collector.
>>575525519fuck Marche Lorraine
>>575525593>chu~fuck i wish i had stam sparks
>>575525794Greens don't contribute to thresholds
i can't get maru ss in auto but it's so free with oguri and pasa help!!!
>>575525593>MLB smarurape whalesgape whalesnuke whales
>>575525925first time I've ever said 'cute' to a taishin picgood job
>>575525938>>575525938>>575525938
>>575525906She's done nothing to you, asshole.
>>575525660You will keep losing to xoguri and you will feel awful. There will be xogs in Group B
>>575525943For me I got 3LB Maru in one spark
>>575525593This gave me a deck idea, but still. The spark hurdle is a huge obstacle.
>>575525867Only in regards to her secret event being bugged, not as a valuable parent like oguri, el illegal pasa, and Maru
>>575525932Guts card
>>575525983sorry I meant fucking, so fucking Marche, Lala, and Orf
>>575525976taishin is cute and is literally me irl
>>575526058i did see the haru guts card is really good in auto ill try that next run ty
>>575525793They eventually get powercrept, but you can't really powercreep gold debuffs either going off twice or going off in a race length not designed for it, you just need to ban it from competitive play.
>>575526250>and is literally me irlAAAAAAA CUTE!!!!!!!
>>575525818speed/sup chain is copeable
>>575525724Because she's not obtainable with tix (Oguri and Maru) nor free (like The Condor)You would have either needed to go out of your way to roll on her banner or gotten spooked by her
>>575525976this specific expression on spechan makes me want to rape her
>>575526716
>>575524050>or did I pick some bad songs that the numbers are lowerI think the general things are:>Junior yearTry to get the friendship training songs, at least 2 out of the 3 of them for 10%. >Classic yearGet the Skill point bonus songs as fast as you can, one each half of the year>Senior yearTry to get as much friendship training as you can in the first half before senior summer. 40% is okay but you can get higher.Stat bonus songs are good, but they depend on what deck/Uma you're running on how important each one is
Ew, someone counterbake
>>575525906I'm planning to, yes
