Mandatory listening editionhttps://vocaroo.com/1EzDj25L2e6TEU VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwJwlXM_7E NA VODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G1KcWRdME >/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Djeeta, Eustace, Beatrix.>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Thread: >>575359574
i luv sheep
>>575511943Level on sheep?Highest gemmie count on sheep?Sheep plush status?
I luv mum
I hate all of you
>>575512168
>>5755120081.2k-1.3k i thinkidk i don't play ranked any moreon my desk
no one luvs Nier
>>575512762correct
>i don't play ranked any moreLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
>>575512762desu does
I for one support our early Vas bakers.
>>575512762Even the clique has dumped her
>i don't play ranked any moreWe found the lobby ERP enthusiast.
>*Mogs your soundtrack*https://youtu.be/EabJwlqF0Sg?si=9hH4IKdLU423wteI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgcGu1R2M-s
>>575513467i still miss her...
>the “clique” remains rent free with interest in his headmindbroken!
>>575513554Oh shit I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
>>575513649Narmaya posters traumatize anons for fun, never forgive them
Does anyone want to join my clique?
>>575513732Sell me on your clique.Goals, interests, main benefits.
>>575513789sexsex...sex
sex with someone
>>575514183
>>575514327even me?
no sexnot now not ever
SEXIS FORBIDDEN
you will NEVER play orange juice
>>575514523noyoure stupid
>>575514913cow would never unless djeeta tricked her into it which is something djeeta would do
>>575515097already did with my real friends /kfg/
>Tokon has wallbreaks AND a combo limitoh no no no no no
>>575514183I won't be friends with the gay and weird
>>575516479strangely much less attractive than the blue one version
>>575516603
Golshi looks her best in fancy dresses
>>575517448Nuh uh, she's at her best in this swimsuit>>575517075it's so fucking gorgeous and she's gorgeous in itWhen I see a pic of her wearing that thing I just want to put her in a stable and breed a champion racing dynasty if you know what I'm saying
>>575517613the dialogue box and her having her hair down made it look like a dress...
>>575517448
>>575517830Apology NOT accepted, FT10?!
>>575517991no
LOBBY STATUS
>>575518685t minus 20 minutes to maintenance/100
>>575518850How long is maint?
ian? d00ders? fight me, im the first GM niia player ever
you can only post ITT if you play an HONEST character.
>kills the thread
Which society should I learn? Not Zeta
>>575519012Was gonna join after but it's four hours long
>>575520668beatrix
>Maintenance just in time to lose gemmies for winningAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
why is there a maintenance
>>575521201tokon broke our servers
>>575520668nier with guns
>>575521367
>>575521201I already told you, we're making Beelzebub more of a jobber
maint during na piggy hours kekaroodledoo
>>575522068
>>575521201We're getting the new neechang/bubz badge
is the game in maintenance? when does it end?
>>575523976>>575520774;_;
>>575524143bruh, thanks
>>575523976Just over 3 hours bruh*dabs**hits the griddy*
>>575524740go back to fortnite, kid
lmaoooooo unc mad as hell fr
what the fuck does this game need maitenance for
>>575520668>>575488510
The fact that zoning is always the dominant playstyle when a game comes out goes to show that zoners are the actual braindead archetype that people pretend rushdown characters are
>>575527168No one's falling for your "look at how technical my character is" Lance player
>>575526606japanese servers need beauty sleep please understando
>>575527168not really, I'd attribute that more to people not knowing the movement perfectly well yet
>>575527168always has beenzoners are for the scrubs that can't win neutral when it's evenly matchedthey need the character to win it for them
>Diaphone defending TokonBro will literally fight to his dying breath for any fighting game not named granblue or strive
>>575527630the shill always defends his currently playedwonder what happened to 2xko for him
>>575527275Lance is a zoner
>>575526748I sex this
Rushdownsisters and Zonerbrothers need to stop fighting and recognize their common enemy in grapplerniggers
>>575527630When will you dumb niggers that Diaphone will say whatever you want so long you give him enough money for it?Give him enough dough and he might start arguing that shoving bees up your urethra is quite good for you.
>>575527630he’s a youtuber
tyoday nyis my birthdyay
>>575528275happy birthday fag
>>575528275happy birthday gayface
>>575528015It's common knowledge that outrage and negativity is rewarded infinitely more by all internet algorythmsyou are voluntarily cucking yourself out of exposure and money by being positive
>>575528275happy birthday gm percy gawd
>>575528275Innocence status?Happy birthday bro
>>575528428normally yes but he has a brand to maintain and is in a small communitybeing positive is in his best interest
>>575528670retard
>>575528670yeah retard!
>>575529609>>575529869okay...
>>575529980I'm sorry I didn't mean it
>>575529980I'm not, I did
>>575528275Happy BirthdayPretend I posted party hat Zoi, I can't find the image
>>575527168do you mean the recent tag games? I think that's more of a tag issue than zoner issue.
>>575528369>>575528414>>575528596>>575532156thyanksi nywas going to grub byut it seems i have byeen cyucked by cyGODS>>575528435nyot him, but thyanks
I'm bored I'm going to play Relink
HE IS COMING
>>575534421main?
>>575534860Narmaya
>>575528275happy birthday white pyee poster
>>575534894You passed the test.
Avatar's camera is super fucked. Very jittery. I think they made it too reluctant to zoom out so you get this shaky cam effect as it bobbles up and down, left and right, with every bit of action.
https://ebay.io/m/uPvrUXFor only 90$ you can get a plushie from your favorite industry plant
>>575535632fuck you i cant unsee it now
>>575535757it's 1/3 of a minimum wage for me
>>575514183having infiltrated the clique I can confirm that this is not in fact the case. no one is even hornythere is no sex
>>575536245>He really believed his lobbingtons are gayShame on you
>>575536537I didn't want to believe it and wasn't disappointed
they don't know that i'm gay...
>>575537271And you are?
>>575537402Cag main
they are all gay. they all play ffxiv. even worse is that they pay for crunchyroll.
>>575537402no one gets to know unless they prove their gayness to me first
it's ok to be gay as long as you're not also aloneif you're gay and alone you couldn't even convince any lonely desperate men in the world to fuck you and that's abject failure
the game is offline yet there are still 100 people in
>>575538872when's maint end, 20 minutes?
>Sakusaku has literally 33k gemmiesIs it the plus frames or consistently rolling f.H?
>>575538942soriz is just kinda messed up man
>>575538942Nip players in ranked are objectively worse than in NA or EU so they're easy to farm for points
>>575538942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJSuc56eb8wits chain smoking
>>575538434
>>575539261>easy mode combination of not dealing with women and gays being degenerates by default>still can't get your shiny GM badge
continue making dogshit posts because you are trans please
ilsa sucks
>>575540101but that’s the faggot
>>575528275happy birthday
Id… he is coming…
Id is cool I am okay with him
>Battle season ended today>Was 60 gems short of gold master
>>575541056you're going to get your post greentexted with no reply link accompanied by an exhausted looking nier saying things like that, but yes id is cool
Not as cool as Vane
>Vane>Cool[Exhausted-looking Nier]
>>575541134wtf did it end? I'm gonna kms if someone sniped my badge I thought it ended in 4 days
OMATASE
>>575541369nvm anon, I'm retarded, it was just the announcement of it ending in 4 days
>>575541369my advice to you if you wanna keep your badge and not stress out super fucking hard is to get a good 1000 gem lead on 10th 2 days or so before the cutoff. You don't wanna be fighting for scraps to get 10th because that's just miserable
Vane is cool because if there's ever a Vaseraga you need to kill you can just pick Vane and win.
>>575541541problem is that i'll run into gm anre and lose cleanly
>>575541541>my advice to you is to be a god at this game
>>575541729you don't block people who can beat you?
Queue is dead
>>575541729>>575541745if you pace yourself and aim for +200 a day it's not that bad to get a lead
>>575542049region rank main thoughts on the mysteries of the deep sea
ERUNE BE PRAISED
He is... GREAT
I just had a dream where I joined a tournament and had to fight a Cagliostro who glitched the game so I couldn't hit her so I just had to give up.
>>575545457>forced to fight cag even in your worst nightmaresI'm sorry you have to live like this bro
>>575545457
i don't think i'm getting the badge bros... people are actually trying now
>>575545985I believe in you broyou can do itthe shiny (ugly) crystalline (gay) blue GM badge will be yours
i am so happy i do not care about being GM in this game
>>575546746well this general told me getting master is the tutorial and you're only good if you can get at least top 4 in any given tournament
>>575547173it's UGLY it's fucking UGLY it's fucking UGLY GAY SHIT
>>575547202well this gen will also tell you liking cag ain’t gay so…
>>575547772not even /gbvsg/ would try to tell you that liking dudes is gay
You love her.
>her
But I love Djeeta
>>575541729GM Unos aren't good, that's why they chose Uno to get to GM
https://x.com/CharCharSoReal/status/2081929369635717270
I don't care for the badge but the silver master profile background looks nice so I imagine the GM one must too the character badge is okay
>>575550556not like that matters when uno steals games with his two parries and plus on block lariat. btw i lost 300 gems since i started trying to "secure my gm spot" so clearly other people have something i don't
>>575551606and yes i am seething, seems like the safer i try to play, especially against a character i'm unfamiliar with the more people sense weakness and play aggressive
>>575552127this game rewards offense the mostBC every time you can and run your retarded gameplandont know who you play but it better be part of fkhr's chosen people
My character's gameplan is intricate and elegant.
>>575552560we know djeetaGOD
>>575552127but that's literally it they smell the blood in the water it's not about the game rewarding offense, it's about passive play beating preemptive play but losing to aggressive play. there's a fine line between cautiously analyzing your opponent while playing patiently and giving up control of the match due to being too passive. Ragger does the former exceptionally well
There is a fine line between consideration and hesitation. The former is wisdom. The latter is fear.
>>575553365both of them get mogged by mashing
>>575553418main?
>>5755534642B
>>575551606uno doesn't have a plus on block lariat outside the ult version and you can punish that with a dodge.
vikala the rat has sex with me
*crickets*
Sorry, I'm playing the better game. That game being ________
the granblue browser game
>>575558061is that a tasty treat i hear
>>575558350Something nice?
>>575558425over 12,000 years since vasanon last saw the sun
https://www.youtube.com/live/VmBQ31LFisI
>>575559341thats not gamera...
I am the GameraHere in /gbvsg/
>>575560443With what hand did you post that?Gloved or ungloved?
>>575560967aietoooooaiaiai
...
anyone wants to play a baldurs gate 3 campaign?i am persuasive
>>575565348hi persuasiveI am intimidation
>>575565348>Baldurs Gay 3No, but I would GM an actual TTRPG campaign for my lobbingtons.
>>575567274i never had people to play an actual tabletop witheh, life sucks
>>575568039Yeah, it's unfortunate if you don't have someone you personally know that is already in this hobby. Or someone that wants to get into this thing alongside with you.You can find online groups and recruit randoms, and I personally had mostly good experiences with that, but it's a gamble.
Season 3 will only have girls in swimsuits
who’s the cutest boy in this game?
>>575569415Gran
>>575569415are you lost, bub?
>>575570359ew>>575570661?
Do I pick sandalphon or vane?
>>575572491the anal worm you'll get is the same
>>575572491vane if you want a muscular twink and sandalphon if you want a femboy
>>575572491Do you want to be annoying or strong and annoying?
>>575573630guess it’s vane for now>>575574497character strength doesn’t matter to me
>>575540221Booba
>>575540813Granblue is dead...
And it will live on in my heart.
>>575547173Literally me
>>575551235the hell kinda retarded ass ranking system is that?
>>575578489ignore any takes shartshart has about the game.
>>575578489>>575578868he just listed tournament winners and appearances
>>575579478don't care, he's subhuman
>>575579546>don't care about factswe know, here we argue with headcanons
>>575579546Why?His Vira is entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mODUUwuqFjQ
Fantasy Versus Rising
the only thing more annoying than fighting game youtubers are people who watch that slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM8uQis915A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8
>>575582368He made this exact same tweet about Invincible VS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_UjjKdooqc
>>575582962finally a good youtube video
>>575580993nobody cares>>575582368nobody cares>>575582962LOL! bodied those freaks>>575583203nobody cares
>>575582368>>575580993blackskin when he doesnt instantly stomp in the game calling it badwho cares what this nigger furrsuit fox has to say
>>575583490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSkUCF4ytg
>>575583602>vane breaking the gamecolor me surprised
does lobbies have more players than the ranked waiting mode? i'm new and wanna play with some newbies like me
https://x.com/Evo_France/status/2082129099162517543
>>5755851757th most poplar...
>>575585175TEKKEN TEKKEN
>>575585175The fighting games I like are always the least popular...
>>575585175>from 3rd most popular FG to 2nd least popular FGwhere did we go wrong bros?
>>575585684our dipshit retard director told us to wait almost three fucking months after evo while every other fighting game director under the sun put out all their shit at the same time
>>575585762>our dipshit retard director told us to wait almost three fuckingtold us to wait for... what exactly? a homo with sword no one cares about? another slop mechanic on top of the 66LBCblueslop pile? more metera, lowain and cagliostro buffs?
>>575585762it was to sell relink instead
>>575585519no mames
>>5755851752.60 will be the final nail
>>575586070gg ff nomas
>>575585684Tokon is new, 2XKO is being propped up, Avatar is new. Strive, Kekken and Dix have always beat us on numbers, so it's those two new games and one fake game pushing us down from our rightful 4th place.
I like the Rising game more.
>>575586315the final nail was meg2.6 is just digging up a rotten corpse
>>575585175>ISSA FOURTH...!
>>575585175it's granblooveri'm in
>>575535856Next you'll tell me you didn't see those silly smear frames at the end of every round.
>>575585175>2XKOI still firmly believe it's all a psyop. There's no way anyone give a shit about that.The rest, fair enough I guess.
Don't worry bros, avatar will be dead by the time we get season 3
>want to hate tokon>my greatest ally is... sonic foxtime to blow my brains out
kekhander...
>Don't give no fucks about Tokon>Don't have to worry about anythingIt's that easy you ding ding dongs
should I pick Narmaya or Beatrix? I'm new at fighting games...
they gave peni spats like the cowards they are in this sterilized pozzed age so idc
>>575590004>I'm new at fighting games...Beatrix
>>575590004Beatrix is indeed more newby-friendly (and stronger for less effort). But if you like Narmaya more, then there is nothing wrong with playing her.
>>575590004Yeah Beatrix or you can try Narmaya EX, her other versionBut honestly the game is simple enough for you to use more complex characters even if you're new
pick gran. everyone should pick gran. he's the strongest character in the game
>>575585175Lowain and metera killed the game
>>575590004Pick Narmaya. She absolves you of and even rewards any and all bad habits you might have as a new player like jumping or undershooting your own grab range.
>>575590004whatever you do don't pick nier, it'll turn you gay
And lame.
>>575579714busty viwa
>>575590004Both are braindead slop for no skill shitters so it doesn't matter who you pick between the two.
>>575590027>can't even mod the game to make her wear lingeriekusoge
>>575592697When is she not?
somebody fight meow...
>>575592997heh heh as long as her puh isn’t showing right mods? *licks lips*
>>575592997hyold still...
>still over a month for the patchI hate Cygames so fucking much
>>575585175>fast forward two years from now >2XKO has been in maintenance mode for 2 years at this point>Avatar EoSes after they couldn't implement a lobby/spectate system >Sony pushes a patch for Tokon that bricks all their players' computers. The fix patch is a $19,99 + taxes DLC >the lone, stout roach climbs up to just out of the podium, as SF6 is on their sixth year of throw loops, T8 has switched game directors for the third time and Strive has released Bridget 2
>headcanon posting hour
>>575595474really
>factual posting hours
>being a roach is a good thing
>>575592415I'm going to pick Nier now, thank you
>>575595758The wicked flee when no man pursueth. But the grub is as bold as a lion.
where do i get a gf like this as a brown manlet
>>575597273>he doesn't know
damn, I already know where to move after grub eoses (in 20 years (for grub 3))
>he is trans and brownGood for you
I have reached a new gemmie record of 94.
>>575598349das gawdlike>>575598180what the fuck
>>575598349inspirational! thine efforts match those of the gods themselves, my awesome-figured negroid brethren!
>>575598349good job, rodent
I fucking LOVE somebody posting some worthless shit and everyone going CONGRATSits pretty funny
>>575598180The most raped post in this thread's history so far
my record is 9000, just over in fact
CONGRATS
>>575589357Your biggest ally is Sony, actually.Not sure if it's worse.
>>575598349good job king
>>575598349i wanna take all 94 away from you
>>575599132ok snoyim
Tōkon Warriors,What a weekend! Thank you to everyone who jumped into the Open Beta and joined the fight. This is exactly why we run these, to get the game in your hands and find what we can make better before launch. To our PC players, message received. The team is already hard at work on the performance you deserve, with improvements lined up for day one:• Reducing overall CPU usage to improve performance• Fixing frame rate drops and lag• Resolving an issue causing unnecessary shader compilation at startup• Improving compatibility when streaming with OBS and Discord• Addressing rollback netcode and cross-play issuesWe are also working on fixes for a number of other reported issues.Every match you played taught us something, and we're heads down making sure #MARVELTokon: Fighting Souls delivers at launch and beyond.This is just the start. See you on August 6th!
>>575600624howm bout you tokon deez nuts
>still requires psn account and installing easy anti cheatmeh
>>575600624>To our PC players, message received. The team is already hard at work on the performance you deserve, with improvements lined up for day one:This doesn't matter and won't fix shit if the retarded rootkit is still in lol
I saw some disenfranchised grubbas in the tocoon bread....
>>575600624Did you copy a tweet or is arcsys actually advertising here?
>>575601465Are you retarded or do you have so resemblance of a brain in there?
It should've been called Tocorn
>>575601465gawdlike post
>>575601557>gbvsgWhat do you think? If you've been in this general for a while you know some posters here are legit braindead.
>>575601812I would agree ironically if it was me from a year ago but now I agree unironically.
>>575601748Tocoom
total corn destruction
>>575600624I'm not too convinced they're going to fix everything. Zero chance they drop the anticheat or the mystery sonyware running in the background
>>575603881samesounds like cope
Quick reminder that the update is in fucking september btw
>>575604741Thanks, Id
>>575604741a smile i can trust
time to post vikala
>>575605858nigger he betrays you like 30 times in relink
>>575605901Just like my allies
euro ratpedo is the glue that holds /gbvsg/ together
>>575606369HAHAHAHAHAThat was a good one
>>575604741VANE HAIR
>>575606369by being the weakest lobbington
>>575606369More like my glue keeps me and him together
>>575585175people will see this shit and tell me the french are human beings
doesnt matter if tokon plays like globohomofied slop, the goyimcattle need a shiny new distraction
>>575607403
im goyimcattlewho tryna be my new distraction
>see a legit /gbvsg/ image in one of the Rising discordsDamn, no reason to hold back.
>>575607403The Jews already lost in Iran. Greater Israel will never happen now. Bring on the distractions.
>>575607901a couple gbvsgers talk in there constantly
>>575607901Post itWe know Discord lurks here already, we are literally the only place discussing Rising and yes that says a lot considering we're off-topic most of the time
>>575607901which 1. give anon credit for making it downstream.
>check my main's discord out of curiosity>it's all tokon talk
>>575608545>check the ratcord out of curiosity>FBI OPEN UP!
>>575608663do they actually post those memes here? holy cringe
>>575607901I'm always hoping that anything I make here gets reused elsewhere
>*Mogs your soundtrack*https://youtu.be/PPmOVnSeLco?si=C6__GjZCzkMLYJKt
>>575607901>Damn, no reason to hold back.wymalso post the image
>>575608872Ok, I'm listening to itIf it sucks I will start shitting up the thread
Shittening incoming...
>>575608764retard
......Do I really have to, now? I don't feel like it today.
ive had slipknot songs stuck in my head, playing in loop 24/7oh i hate it in herei hate this place
palnigger will never have the cultural impact that he is hulkposter had
HE IS COMINGTHE SECOND COLLAB CHARACTER2B'S ANUS IS IN DANGER
370 eurobucks for a ps5 to play Tokon and like 4 other games.Worth it or no?
>>575609968posting about yourself like this is unseemly
>>575609898fine time to relisten to ALL WOMEN ARE THOTS official themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrrwq1E9oFU
>>575608872Not even better than https://youtu.be/QBQugN8-I60?si=rPg7x2WSA6i_he2-
NEED THESE GUHBAITS ADDED ASAP
>>575610183if you want to play tokon just hope they fix the PC portif they dont just keep playing grub and play grimnir to pretend youre airdashing in tokon
>thread is unshittenedXenoGOD wins again
In music school the grades are like this:ABCDHeroic Beat (VS Vane)
>>575610386>off-model
>>575608872Not even better than a chara select screenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsUjL_a4XCI
>>575610402>just hope they fix the PC portNyes but what if I don't play on PC in the first place?
WE ARE THE PULSE OF THE GRUBBAS
>>575610254IIIIIIIIIIIII AM A SLAVE AND I AM A MASTEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>575610254What falsehoods are being whispered in sheep's ears by Rosetta?
>>575610914SHE ISNT REALYOU CANT MAKE HER REAL
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' upPut de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' upPut de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up
on topic posting ONLY
>>575611085kinda sexo tbqually
Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'mSealed in tight, bizarre but right at homeClaustrophobic, closing in and I'mCatastrophic, not againI'm smeared across the page and doused in gasolineI wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obsceneCatch me up on all your sordid little insurrectionsI've got no time to lose, I'm just caught up in all the cattleFray the strings, throw the shapesHold your breath, LISTENI am a grub before I am a manI was a creature before I could standI will remember before I forgetBefore I forget that
I!!!AM A GRUBBA BEFORE I AM A MANI!!!WAS A CAG MAIN BEFORE I COULD STANDI!!!WILL FUZZY MASH BEFORE I BCBEFORE I BC THAT!!!
Shut up
Slipknot is not good
>>575610986I DONT LIKE THIS SONG
>>575611319tick tock
>>575611503>tfw 31 years old
>>575611319>Lust-provoking image>Irrelevant time-wasting statement
>>575611367the reason IKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTHAT I AM STRICKEN AND CANT LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>575611319
WHOAH
......................
>>575612073she means non sexually
Put me back togetherOr separate the skin from boneLeave me all the piecesThen you can leave me aloneTell me the reality is better than the dreamBut I found out the hard wayNOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMSI PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>turn on wifi>start downloading 30 different JAVs>log on grub>set graphics to Highest>GPU and CPU vents at full power, PC almost takes off>lock in Bubs>hop on ranked>1100 ms 18rbfLES GOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjRWG0tKD4A
>>575612427>turn on wifi>start downloading 30 different JAVs>log on grub>set graphics to Highest>GPU and CPU vents at full power, PC almost takes offI've had this happen to me in the lobby. You forgot the VPN for maximum efficiency, by the way.
>koji on ferry in ranked
>>575612702that slut will play any character at all
>>575612868but enough about bikky
>>575612171How do you know
>>575610672
>>575612423SEWNBACK TOGETHERWRONGBACK TOGETHERSEWNBACK TOGETHERWRONGBACK TOGETHER
I like Diaphone because he's handsome.
>>575614271Zoi permanently kidnapped
>>575614271>>575614442>meanwhile, in Diaphone's basement
>>575614271>>575614786he jerks it to zooey lewds when his wife wont put out
>>575611236MMMMSHLLRRRPPPP
I HATE THAT FUCKING LAME ASS TROON BEELZEBUB SO MUCH
>>575614993i say this
>>575614271>>575614419MMMMSHLLRRRPPPP
we know, hava
elsa posts here btw
I post here btw
Yes, I'm lame, gay and bad at the game btw
>>575616771Elsa is such a lazy tranny that I could believe it's just a prank and he's a Chud underneath.
anon still hasnt posted the meme that made its way to the 'cord
i post here too
>>575616771we love elsa nier here
>>575617289You say that only because he is Xerom's buddy
i don't like xerom either
Another fine Nier for my collection*saves*
I like Xerom’s retweets but I don’t like his tweets
I like Xerom but I don't like the color of his skin
>>575617070And you are?
>>575617669i say it cus he spoke the trutheustace is broken
>>575617891gamera
>>575617891aaron
I don't care for Xerom.
>>575617891GoonWithMe
so fuarking hype for Id bros… fellow IdCHADS wya??
>>575619384after playing Relink I like him so I'll give him a try
>>575619384He probably has more SAUCE in Rising than he does in Relink
Zooey sauce
>>575620045I think you said that backwards
>>575620412
Managed to get a PS5 at a reasonable price after all.I'll see you guys in Tokon.I will see you guys there, right?
>>575621098no, spiderpedo
>>575621098fuck noand what the hell are you going to do with a ps5 besides play tokon
>>575621098no sony is gay and ps5 is gay
>>575621098nyo
>>575621098No
>>575614271He'll drop it when the release tourney hype dies down, he has literally stated this. The only games he will continue to play will be the cash prizes and views, so CotW and SF6 and probably TOKON because that thing will survive no matter the reception.
>immediate replies>everyone is unified in antagonising himhe really is the glue that keeps gbvsr together
>>575621098I'm so on the fence about TOKON, because it feels like an easy ass pickup and play fighter with the potential for depth, but all the forms of Sony fuckery and the pricing makes me want to stay away.
Peni’s tight cunny…
>>575621098absolutely not
>>575621098only if you dont dodge my ft10s
every /gbvsg/roid recoils in fear from the ft10
When is the next online tournament? I got to Silver Master and I'm eager to go into assault mode.
>>575623673bro youre going into 0-2 mode, at least finish the tutorial
>>575623673Friday always has the ol reliable Paragon
>>575623413I'm always down for ft10s if I have the time
>>575624834but you dodged me
>>575625468I don't know who you are and I don't remember dodging an ft10 but I will ft10 you tomorrow evening if you want.
>>575625856i meant in tokon dumbass
>>575625949I don't have a PS5 yet so I couldn't play Tokon during the open beta.You musti be thinking of another rat anon.
It appears we have a rat infestation...
>>575626550there are two of you??? are you larping as vikala with the double personalities?
PLAGUE-RIDDEN RATS
>>575623673The KoK is tomorrow
rattranny so attention starved
I will gladly TOKE ON the other rat in an ft10 tomorrow to determine who the real rat anon is.But for now... it's time to sleep.
he is the right rat anon. have sex.
every rat is the same poster anyway
The lobby djeetas sexually harassed me again...
"the lobby djeetas" don't exist
>>575627240.... the King of Kombat?
filthy rats
>>575630814then who raped me
>>575630814Deny my existence ever again and I will piss on your cab
can it be tefnut tuesdays instead
>>575632450nigga who
>>575632450yes she cute
>>575632502tefnutfrom granblue fantasy
>>575632412you don't exist. you aren't real. return to the void, hallucinationyou are only a "lobby X" if it's your main and we have none of those. accept these terms or accept that YOU and your will are sustaining the existence of lobby niers
Rureea, put him on the list.
it's chewsdayinnit
>>575632450Anon...nyo...you reuploaded it...
>>575633630and I'd DO IT AGAINnothing can stop me
Djeeta tongues my anus
Do you guys even play in the lobby or just shitpost all day? I'm gonna beat the life out of my kizzington though and then I will use the cabs in the lobby.
>>575634225i played the last 2 days now im all souled out until kok wednesday
>>575634225I almost exclusively shitpost haven’t booted the game in weeks
>>575634225I have been slacking since the durrnament and will probably join later
>>575633189
>>575634225I wanted to post this pic and now I'm angry
you guys play after nutting? i gotta lay down for like 10 minutes because i get sleepy
>>575635119last time I was jorkin it I fell asleep in the midst
>>575634225I love big cog
retirement home general
>fireball fireball fireball>i manage to land a blocked jump in>brave counter hard knockdown>fireball fireball fireballplease remove sieg from the game
*SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP*
Meet yuor season 3 killer
>>575637395ive never been able to enjoy caramel my fellow grandpas i am but a fraud
>>575637501Is he really interesting enough to be in the game?
>>575637279His fireball startup needs to be like twice as long as it is.
>>575637775Unlike Katalina where Ares only appeared during her Ultimate Frozen Blade, his sword avatars can be controlled like Desu, so he will be shoto puppet hybrid
>>575637501kat with sauce**retarded guess mix into 70%
guessing games? mixup? that's... that's not fighting games!!!!!!!!
Galleon's galleons? now THAT'S fighting games
coomer gamecoomer general
>guessing games? mixup? that's... that's not fighting games!!!!!!!!
>eat something nice last seen 15 hours ago
fighting games are when I'm winning footsies with katalina or gran
>>575641308busted shark
instead of making bad posts in the THREAD lets make some good posts in the LOBBYjoin the LOBBY
https://www.twitch.tv/kirbiooit's the soft prostate tournament
>>575640842no one cares kosmoss fat faggot
>>575641308based
>>575641479I would but I'm beat... I trust someone will join in my stead
>>575621098Yes. People here will say no but they absolutely will go and play tokon, especially since it has some rising DNA in it. No one in their right mind is gonna be doing 66L and blueslop after the final rising update. We're all moving to tokon. All of us, even those that say they won't will eventually move but they'll do it quietly to preserve their dumb pride by not admitting publicly.
>>575641479I will join soon
>>575642584I'm not playing that shitty game. I like granblue
>>575642584kill yourself fagmaster I'm not playing your capeshit wallbreak slop
>>575642584Not touching your snoyfighter. You can have fun pogging over spiderman on your own.
>>575642584
>>575642584that sounds like a sneaky way to make sure any statement that someone isn't going to go to tokon isn't taken seriously
dats riterising till i die mofukka
>>575642584nah, I don't wanna be stuck with whatever crazies end up on the tokon general because they are capeshit gooners, or to see never ending complaints that it's not MvC4, this place is way better and more intelligent
>>575643912sleep tight lil nierer
>>575643645deformed ass foot
>>575644516her outfit has her in weird chinese footbinding shoes so it makes sense
>>575641479did anybody join you?
>>575644632we're 3/100
>>575644516Ilsa handfeet
>>575644715ok I'll come soon
it is 3/100 againcome be the hero that prevents rotation
>>575648916rotation is more fun and helpful for learning how to beat players thoughalso cute feet
>>575648916woah momma
>>575648916saw a guy on gbf who's name was Fraux's Feet
>>575652076https://youtu.be/tVKgJDW-LZk
>>575648916mains?
>>575652735all 2B
>>575652859grim
>>575652735djeeta, djeeta, djeeta, djeeta
There is a lobby Djeeta, and he GRAPED me
>>575652735lowain and vas
>>575653000joyful>>575653221grim>>575653000you probably deserved it
>>575653332>you probably deserved itmeant for >>575653182
>>575653182giwtwm
SORIZ ANON I ASKED WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE AGAINST A GM DJEETA LIKE
>>575289250thats not my first time getting violated by a gm djeeta but i am humbled every single time it happens. even though i only fought that guy once it really made me lament on constantly second guessing myself. as for djeeta herself i think shes one of the funner characters to fight. i appreciate shoto simplicity. also fuck low profiling 2us i am so bad and mad.
>>575654306need dumb bear gf
I ran into my bromance partner on ranked again
>>575654893I see thanks
>>575654306This Bea looks like she's drinking on my dorm room floor while I play Mario Kart with my friends, she's not going to fuck me but I wish she would.
>>575655352
>>575642584>uninstall beta>sony's rootkit shit is still on my PC and I have to manually uninstall itYeah no I ain't reinstalling this shit
>>575656692I swear to god I've downloaded malware less intrusive than some of the shit big companies put in their games
>>575656692>>575656835You know, I'm really not going to play Tokon if it means I have to download a bunch of bullshit.
I need to look at stupid anime girls STAT or I'm going to fucking DIE
>>575657881
it feels so good to be off lowain
I don't care for the heart-eyes thing.
>>575658180lifesaving image
>>575658586why?
>>575643645>this place is way better and more intelligentlaughed out loud
>>575658698makes no sense and if I saw it in real life I would probably cry
>>575660752meg is so purty
she's just an anime girl
>>575642584i played the beta. i would much rather deal with 66L and blueslop than have three guys in my face at all times while the fourth guy airdashes in for a 50/50 obscured by all the bullshit on screen
>>575661332that means shes infinitely above real women
>>575643645I already miss the all out monkey shitflinging the tocoon breads were
>>575661478all out monkey shitflinging where no one talked about the game and just complained about sony? yeah that was fun
>>575662384yeah, then shortly after they started complaining about the game
I've come to the conclusion that my neechang's jacket is kind of ugly and weird and doesn't look right on her at all
>>575661478I miss monkey posting
>>575663724
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT METERAALL THAT HAPPENS IS ME RUNNING INTO ARROWS WHICH ARE LITERALLY UNBLOCKABLE BECAUSE THIS STUPID GAME DOESN'T LET YOU DASHBLOCK
>>575664107Thank you>>575664128Sheep is not as good but is fine too
>>575661370>have three guys in my face at all times while the fourth guy airdashes in for a 50/50 obscured by all the bullshit on screenYep, that's tagslop alright.
>>575642584I'm gonna be doing 66L and blueslop until I die unfortunately (not much longer at this rate)
>>575642584Based.
>>575642584lmao i am never touching your tagslop goyworms
yeah yeah!!! we only touch and slurp FKHR mandated goyworms instead!
won't ever catch me simping for sony
>>575665031he is... GAY
>>575664128I like this monkey
>>575664391Block every Metera player
>>575664391what character u playan
look at this yuel that I foundgood night
>>575666248it's a nice yool very kon kon
can hardly believe i spent another 6 months of my meaningless life grinding a slop fighting game where all you need to farm wins is pick a zoner, i can no longer take this seriously (which will probably help honestly)>>575665835the sad part is that it was a djeeta before, anyone can pick up metera>>575665847meg so i have no options from full screen except ones that move me directly into her line of fire
>>575666408Then drop the fucking game or just enjoy mashing in it until 2.60 fixes it (maybe)(it won't)?
>>575666583will probably keep playing because i like everything about the game EXCEPT metera and rat>until 2.60 fixes ityes, can't wait for metera to receive some juicy compensation buffs to her zoning in exchange for 66L nerfs
>>575666248Why did you inflict this horror upon me
>>575666767Then just block them.>n-n-no bu-BLOCK THEM RETARD.
>>575666767>liking LowainWhat is wrong with you?
>>575666850we all secretly love lowain, stop pretending
>>575666408I see we're salt posting late into the night, only to wake up next day and hit that ranked queue let it all out, anon
>>575666850>he thinks Lowain is more evil than CagliostroI can only assume you main cag
>>575666994which lobby cag raped you
>>575667458rainbow rocks
>air to air my opponent when i see them jump>now they fall down first and recover first>i lose my turnthat shit is so fucking annoying, make it make sense
>>575667625learn to 2h
>>575667458CAGCUNNY1488
>>575667625yeah you're kind of screwed if your jump button doesn't counter hit>>575667828he probably plays a character with a less than ideal 2h
>>575666994shiwowamb...
>>575667828>>575667868that still makes no sense because with good 2h its so much easier to just 2h, when you air to air it takes more brain power and time to actually anti air this way (at least for me), it should have at least oki reward or be favorable
>>575667984what game you think youre playing
>>575668073BRO THIS SHIT HAPPENS IN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE GAME IN THE LAST DECADE ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
>>575668134no it really doesnt
>>575667984>>575668134i know that feel bro, my meg 2h gets bonked during startup all the time so the only way i can reliably defend air space is to counter jump and hope for the best. especially when people meme on me with anti air baits like zooey's lightning bolts
>>575667625playing devil's advocate here isn't this a case of using a tool in the wrong way then complaining about the results? why not do jump throw?
>>575668387If you're going to jump to anti air for some reason then just go for an air throw instead.
>>575668387you need to be less afraid to DP some of the faster air options in the game if you have meter2H is too slow by design for certain options
>>575668773...whats the use for air to air buttons then?
>>575668992range and if you get a counterhit you can convert into a combo
>>575669160>and if you get a counterhit you can convert into a combo...and how do you predict if the opponent is going to press a jump button or not?
>>575669256I mean you can’t but it’s not like that’s the only use caseyou can space it and use it to reach ranges where air throw doesn’tyou can also guarantee punish certain specials or optionsThere’s no need to be snarky
>>575669256just react
>>5756700631. SF62. Tekken3. GGTokon, Avatar and 2XKO will have mass DQs so yeah GBVSR is 4th
>>575670178the final form of cope
>>575666408just throw this out all the time. It doesn't matter if it gets blocked because she will always be able to start her offense first with f.L anyway. Ideally, try to go over her arrows with it and combine it with 236U. She's completely broken and you have to over-respect most everything she does.
>megnig melty because he can’t mash his way into a win
GBVSR_Metera_5L.png
>>575666248very purdy fox
>every argument is a melty to nierfaggots (they dont even play her they just use the pictures of her)
>>575671875excuse meI play niia
>>575670178TRVTHGRVB
>>575671974Proof?
>>575671559>8 frames startup
>>575672212*shows GM badge*
>>575672292*steals the GM badge and runs away*NYAHAHAHAHA
>>575672881*pushes up glasses* *smug smirk on face* heh that was my gold master badge... just according to keikaku
>>575673182me rn
Tokon is gonna rape Rising so hard. Shits crazy
tokon is gonna *gaylord noises*
>gaylord noisesAKA grub noises
>>575674241>no meme arrowYup, you make gaylord noises, grubcuck.
what the fuck are gaylord noises
>>575676565https://gbf.wiki/images/9/9c/2040347000_mypage1.mp3
>>575676565lmao what the fuck is that posewho drew this
>>575676565Zooey... your spine...
>>575676691I didyou got a problem? post your work tough guy>>575676792that's on model, in the lore her spine gets messed up a little bit more every time she becomes a dragon centaur
>>575676691zooey has been cut in half... are you brave enough to reassemble her?
>>575676565don't even need to bend her over, she's ready 24/7how a woman should be!
>>575677061No, but I'm brave enough to make her watch me fucking her lower part.
>>575676565This is the Gold Master of art
post big cogs
>>575683141
It's getting very hot again.
Nobody cares cuckhander the necrobumper no friends
whenever you feel stupid just remember there are people that pick cagliostro and think they’re good at this game
>>575685570FAXXXX my meterally
you guys don't really complain about zoning in a game with a universal invincible dash, do you?
>>575688604I simply never complain.
>>575688604>universal invincible dashim not playing tokon though
beatrix the type of girl to unironically watch family guy funny moments and scroll tiktok
>>575692071There's nothing wrong with watching Family Guy Funny Moments
as long as its not Big Bang Theory she can watch whatever she wants
>>575688604What game is that>>575689050Cuck
>>575676565Fix your posture you dumb onion
>>575694591how do i fix lumbar lordosis
