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>>575599340wtf high effort op
Update tomorrow, are we ready?
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groyper elf is that anything
Is this the play?>have 550m liquidSell>bowfa + crystal armour>shadow>Venator bowBuy>T bow>ayakSave for>elidnis (f)>Masori (f)Still have>Bandos>Ancestral
575599704what for
>>575599495Saved the project so we can change the top left and right to whatever funny shit that /osg/ posts. If anything ofc
any tips for jad i dont want to throw 3 hours away im shaking right now
>>575599802After I finish 99 slayer I'm just going to get KC at as many bosses as I can.
>>575599986Turn sound on and watch a video of the fight, cute noob
doingfletching broad arrows to 99listeningnortherrn uim
Do your elf tasks
wow 3m thats like 15 min of tob
>>575599847I don't really have any funny OSRS pics that would fit that format, but thanks for the effort anonBetter than having random wiki images every thread, gives us some identity.
>>575599986short up = rangelong tall up = mageturn game sounds on nowdo one action per jad attackiechange prayer, hit one healer, change prayerreply to this post with your cape anon
you havent even stepped in the raid in 15 min of tob
>>575600363That's pretty funny, I'll put it in for the next one if I can manage to make the text readable
>>575600363>>575599340there used to be too many funny images and screenshots posted here to use each one for an op, many were lost to time although deserved to be saved
>>575599704There's no reason to buy elidnis if you sell Shadow.Shadow replaces anything you'd use BowFa on.You only really want T-bow if you're doing Doom, CoX, or Nex. Ayak doesn't replace Shadow is less DPS in a lot of places than what you see on a DPS calc due to being 3t and difficult to use with 100% uptime compared to Shadow which is 5t.
>Body Type 3 which is Body Type 2 but with no boobsWHEN JAGEX WHEN
>>575600541I took those screenshots playing on windowed mode on a 1366x768 resolution laptop nearly 10 years ago, so sadly the Yowza collection is very low res
Not a image but I always liked this webm.
I don't have many /osg/ images left either, just old animationsNone of you lazy gits produce anymore either though, I never see OC
200k xp away from 88 miningpickles and pot roastcold
>>575601813what is wrong with you
>>575601684The extent of "OC" here is just >>575601813 posting his dishes. Better than nothing I guess
>>575602013a couple things but mostly tfw no gf
>>575601813usually people do drugs before they make choices like this
>>575602302ive never done drugs im straight edgei tried to smoke weed on a bong once when i was like 14 but i didnt know how to inhale
>>575599704Use the Shadow and Bowfa to farm yourself the Tbow. They are seriously the 2 best things to have for solo CoX. Great time to learn it with the incoming buff to the loot table.Venator Bow should never be sold. Good for so much afk, Whisperer, and Maggot King.Ayak comes from the most profitable boss atm. This is DIY.Arcane Sigil is a good buy when you go for Infernal Cape.Masori and Armadyl is DIY when you own a Shadow. Bis weapon for both Kree and ToA.If you do sell the Shadow (at its all time low LOL), there's zero reason to own Ancestral.
>>575601008Can I get a body type 4 which is body type 1 with boobs?
I want body type 5 which is just body type 1 but fat
>>575599704not reading all that but buy a 3rd age pickaxe
i can make an image does anyone have a picture of their toon in the most skin showing outfit they can find
>>575601684wtf is going on in that pic
>>575603975>>575600234
>>575604257hes completely covered and i want a type B
>>575604218looks like eluned in fuckin' someone
>>575602581weed sucks ass, it’s just goldfish mode.
>>575603975is it g oing to be Lewd
>>575604218I asked /osg/ for character suggestions, and the results were Eluned (the elf) and the Elf musician (coincidentally another Elf, and also technically an RS3 character, I don't know why she was chosen).Anyway I made animated futanari pornography of them for the thread, I obviously cannot post the full thing now though
>>575604645yes extremely
>>575603975
ZAMN are those type B calves and ankles??
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Beach_Kitmore skin and villager sandals
where varok
what now(I hate degradable armour so muchwow I spent dozens of hours grinding gear now I have to pay to wear it)
>>575605604>2013 holiday events were just Jagex throwing some gnomes on a beach and having them sell slutmogsHow quaintKind of wish I played in the first days of Oldschool, I was still play RS3 for a few years longer.
ancestral legs give female characters huge ass and thighs
>>575606650imagine the smell
no
no way bihh wearing the cheese ancestral
>>575606650osrs players be likeWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LOOK AT THOSE SWEET SWEET TWO POLYGONS GAT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
thinking of doing something evil
>>575605354where is it my whore >>575605604. hurry up
>>575609678busy
how woke will the runescape movie be and what role will jack black play?
extremely. jack black will play general graardor
lets write the screen play
lunar spellbook, spin flax
>>575609846hmmmmmsomeone else??
>>575610478it would just be dragon slayer 1
i think monkey madness would make a better film
morgan freeman as the wise old man
ryan gosling as the toon
>>575599704off the top of my head shadow is more useful in more places than tbow, but ultimately it depends on what you plan on doing exactly. What are you going to farm where tbow is significantly better than either bowfa or shadow? Doom would be one.Cox - I'd buy shadow first as it works for mystics, shamans, 3 phases of olm instead of just head, vesp portal. Tbow better on vasa though.Tob - shadow is not used, tbow has some useToa - shadow first as it is BIS on more bosses than tbow even without any bgsing or suchNex - tbowDoom - tbowColosseum - tbowSlayer - shadowgwd - shadownightmare - shadowmuspah - eitherdt2 bosses - tbow only used for awakened levi, shadow used for whispereryama - shadow
this is how mains actually play the game
>>575606350this shit degrades so fucking slow and its 100% effective until it breaks lol
>>575606350titans probably, prayers are good, staff is alright and if you ever do maggot king in the future i think its top 3 staves for it if you mage.
will there be swearing in the runescape movie
yes, but only bollocks
>>575611689i understand your list and i am not saying it's wrongHOWEVERplease use purging staff on yama as it's only like 3% damage difference while costing SSSSSSSSIGNIFICANTLY less to useShadow can be used on Whisperer and Levi both assuming you have full ancestral and heartplease do not use shadow on slayer you will lose so much money
>>575606650Shayzien pants give you noticeably thicc thighs
>>575614790good shout
>>575614790imagine the grip
>>575604707>I obviously cannot post the full thing now thoughlink to it on catbox or something
Btw, and I tested this with my male character, if you wear the vampyre dress top with the shayzien red pants, you get a very thick femboy in what looks like a body suit
>>575614997>you vs the girl he keeps looking at
>>575615946Gyatt damn
>>575616495snow imp pants
i'm squirking my juice in this thread.
they should add a quest where the toon gets a colonoscopy
whats that
Man, Im tired of getting this black demon slaying task, about to block this shit until I can do demonic gorillas
>please turn on game sounds and read all dialogue in our new quest its super good!!!!>its actually not that goodjagex
the music was top tier and the cutscenes were kino. you might be a fag with shit taste
Thats because you lack reading comprehension
I mean, it was unique (in osrs) and there wasn't anything lgaybtqiap+?brap in it as far as I could tell, got immersed, ate my snacks and had a good time. If you wanna read a book, go and like read a book, nigga.
if they wanted players to read they should have made a book this is a game not a book
My loot was not worth much.
>>575619567I've been worndering, why would shit like this even be in a raid loot table?
>thanks for participating in the endgame>take these herbs and fuck off
>>575620253yea I guess it is technically endgame, but you can reasonably do cox with 80s in stats and 10m gear if you are good at it/do it in a team. Value is in the big items, herbs are epic for helmies, beats silver ore/pure ess/saltpetre any day.
yeah its technically endgame but if you use all these finely crafted solves found over the last 10 years and you are pretty good at the game you can do 45 minute clears in 10m gear bro
silver sells surprisingly well to big lava people, in ~150 cox I had accumulated enough silver to almost afford an onyx.its not much but beats selling my chaos/death runes
So many fire capes with megarares
Does eye of ayak completely replace trident or?
>>575622581ye
>>575620834Life as an iron sounds tough
why do they need to ask me personal questions like this for a 40 year old medieval idle clicking game
>>575620696According to wiki moneymaking guide you will be doubling your bank in 2.5 hours at that rate. Sounds decent to me. >>575620834Intredasting, don't need onyx but I'll check if they have anything else for someone with ~150k silver ore.
I shouldn't have complained
>>575622745market re search
>>575622745You can answer the age question with 2 dashes
>>575622741its funny you say that because things like this are what make love playing iron so much
>>575606350now you have to glog the entire collection log!!!!
could get roughly 1733 onyx bolt tips? hmmmmmm might do that if they get new uses with the new crossbows.
>>575622745hag
>>575624318wtf
>>575624318dont be rude i cant help it
do you think rs3 can really turn it around
>>575627049It's going to take alot of work
shot to shit and all wrong
i would play rs3 again if they got rid of eoci would also take bites of the moon if it were made of cheese
>>575627336anything else
>>575627049probably notit tried to be modern but the few people that still play mmos just don't want to play something that looks like thatmight as well just play wow or something at that point
>pickpocketing elves>some cum helmie opens the door solely to cook on a stovewhy do cum helmies do this
>>575622845Keep in mind you won't actually double your bank in that time, but it may average out to that rate after you finally pull ancestral after weeks of dynamite and herbs
their better off just letting rs3 die and just work on rs4
they should skip straight to rs x like with the iphone
Cummies are special in that they inconvenience not only themselves, but everyone around them
>>575628856>why do cum helmies do thisi think they did it to cook on the stove, but not sure
we need rs4 so we can do the same dated ass 90s point and click style quests, but in Unreal
>>575629267what do you think dragonwilds is for
>>575628856this reminds me of when im cooking in hosidius kitchen and new people come in but leave the door open and then I have to go close ithow inconsiderate of them am I right
>>575628998You might, or you might not. If you happen to pull a drop in those 3.5? raids, which would put the chance at roughly ~1/5, if the purple is anything other than an arcane scroll, you doubled your bank.
>do tob with cum helmieoops teehee sorry guys i need to go back to the warriors guild to buy more cheesy potatos
>>575629651actually more like 1/4, too tired
We gotta go to Wyrmscraig, Charlie
if i have to sail there after the first time frankly im not going
>>575614631tbow outclasses bowfa more than shadow does ayakit lost all its value for a reason
>>575630506meant for>>575611689
>>575630506thats only because now seeker arrows exist and the gap between bowfa and tbow because even wider
>>575629651>you might, you might notYeah man lmao it's 50-50 either you double your bank or you don't xD
>>575630936>340 kills - 0 shards>340->432 - 4 shardsbeing off rate feels terriblegetting back on rate within a few feels goodgame of feelsforgor image
>>575630506>>575630654>>575630506 In the big Shadow rework if they bring most of its power to the staff itself instead of multiplying the gear percentages as it currently does, it'll shoot up. Even more so if they tweak the amount of runes required per charge so it's not atrociously expensive as of currently. I bought three of them at current price just in case.
>>575631105we've all killed bosses before
>its actually a good combination
>>575631267don't ever reply to me again unless it's with something nice, supportive, or at least educational
>>575631105no pet means no ehc
>>575622581The only place i would still use trident over eye is for whisperer enrage since its eaiser with 4t
>>575632863what is ehc
Perilous moons type shit.
Someone ganked me at 4am on an Australian world when i was doing my first mad archaeologist ever.. f'in loser teleblocked me in lvl 22 wilderness then took out a whip and started hitting 30's when i prayed magic
was it 4am in australia or
>>575633525weed
>>575631274omg, what a cutie
there was a time i was close to getting a tbow now that piece of shit is 1.4b and my bank value drops 10-20m every day
>>575633845Yup i suspect he was no Aussie. Looked like her just ran off without looting my 3 prayer pots / lobsters too
>>575631240all that really does it make it more viable as a rebuild weapon, but it doesn't widen the gap between ayak and shadow. shadow doesn't really open up any content that wasn't already comfortable with the ayak.
>>575631105gz!
i suppose it's time to get rag and bone man out of the way
>>575631240they could also take some power away from the staff to make things like confli gauntlets passive work on it without making it completely op
We are expecting a quest "tomorrow" right?
>>575636153That's right, "me"
I have to get 70 prayer on my newbie Iron Man for Morytania hard tasks T_T
you can bury my bone any time m'lady
crystal tele seeds from 12 pickpockets
>>575630293Is more endgame sweatlord stuff? or are us greenhorns getting somethin
>>575637885ur doin it
gz but i dont know what those items do? cant you just use the one you get after the quest?
>>575637997Pretty sure it's midgame.
>>575635452Unfortunately with Confliction Gauntlets, Ayak is close enough to Shadow that it doesn't really make the weapon on par for being a "megarare" now. It needs to be stronger by itself and cost less to use. It having giga high accuracy is honestly great, it's fine, it allows Magic to be used in place of ranged in a lot of places and that's *cool*. It gives the weapon its own little niche and I think they should lean a bit harder into that. Scythe has boss size. Twisted Bow has magic level + arrows. Shadow should be accuracy.
>>575637997the slayer master is supposed to be good only after 99 slayer, the rest of the content im guessing is dead on arrival midgame content as usual
fuck i might actually have to grind for an arcane sigil since thats like +2% magic damage or get lucky and get 2 peices of ugly ancestral
late game is oathplate ayak and bowfa
almost 94 slayer and my attack is 88 and my defence is is 89. i was told not to train combats as you'll 99 through them doing slayer. well. i don't think that's going to happen lmfao
>>57563910392 is unironically halfway to 99 in terms of xp required. Defense and attack being 88/89 respectively, you'll be close.
only 2 faladorians can make a faladorian not a faladorian and someone from the wushanko isles btw
>>575637997There's something for everybody, mid to late game
i wouldnt start a group ironman with a wushanko type b but i would definitely accept aid then add to ignore
Ah damn, I got to level up construction tomorrow.
>>575639103you gain 4 combat xp for every 1 slayer xp. That means you have 20 million combat xp left to gain from your remaining 5 million slayer xp until 99.
im going on hiatus
>>575641571Bwo..
I think im going to farm Dagannoth Rex for the first time this weekend for the zerker ring, wish me luck bros.
>>575641571im returning from hiatus for maybe a day
as for me i remain on my current hiatus
>>575599340heres a good op
not good
not good at all
norwood reaper
sometimes i come by to see if i should return from my hiatus but the first thing i notice is a complete lack of whimsy and a hideous aura so i press the x button
>>575642931The general has been much better since you left, so
To be desu once you go iron/hcim you don't go back. It's a journey fr. Can't say I even miss pvp because osrs pvp is actual garbage. Also we need to remove LMS so wildy pvp is actually alive again. I hate pvp but I do think pvp being delegated to a minigame is hilarious and a cope.
>>575642931have you read about daoism
>>575642759>A vtuber might get the fire cape before meI got to get stronger faster.
>>575643404are you talking about the hamster artist one?
why does that dumb squirrel have so much useless crap in her inventory
>>575643404There's a vtuber who solos nex, lil bro
>>575643495uh the one in that pic >>575643659i wasn't playing then
>>575643746yeah thats her
I did like 12 cox today and no purples. Surely tomorrow.
should do my cox, ill give you some whites.
>>575644256one moretrust
>>575644364It's bedtime, unfortunately. Good night.
>>575644357can i see it this was my post earlier >>575622745
egads lads.. i got like 100 tormented zemons to kill before worm's craig comes out tomorrow and i dont want to do slog through that but i need an open task slot for mortimer :[
HOLY SHIT CLOUDFLARE HAS MADE THE WIKI FUCKING UNUSABLE FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE TURN THIS SHIT OFF
do you suppose hanging out in 301 looking cute would be enough to get a bondwithout erping with fatties i mean
i sincerely believe runescape 3 should just be made entirely free. they can supplement the income with cosmetics which they already do, and with osrs income.
ill give you a bond if you can prove that your pure of heart
okay please die and let me cry upon your face in an effort to revive you
anyone want to sial to the new island with me tomorrow
please
no thanks
ok it just struck me that rs3 is literally not worth it. the reason it feels soulless is because it is. main, iron, gim. it will always be soulless. osrs may be fundamentally different from the rs we grew up with, but at least the core is still there. rs3 is not it bros...
>>575647112Id love to anon but does it work like that, especially since im an iron?maybe we could form a convoy
sry im an ironman, i sail alone
>>575647720im not sure how it works as an iron myself. a convoy could be nice if everyone behaves
a flotilla i suppose
i went on my freinds boat as an iron but i cant remember if the friend was iron or not i think he was
where should i dock my boat in preparation for tomorrow?
my sail is untrimmed so you could dock your boat in my boat if you want
well wheres the new isle or is that top secret
its in the lonely sea sources referenced: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Wormscraig https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/The_Lonely_Sea
i think that we should start our flotilla at the port of aldarin in that case
id choose great conch if i played this game but i dont so
would anyone like to do yama
>>575648456[REDACTED]
>>575648983I'd love to do him up the ass, yeah
we can vote our port of embarkation later
i will shyly tag along way in the back just outside of render distance
whatever floats your boat
RS3 is so fucking soulless bros. Are RuneScape and soul just terms that do not go together anymore? Can I reclaim the soul by quitting RS3 and switching to OSRS? I only play RS3 as an ironman. Do I de-iron or is RS3 just permanently locked into being soulless?Is OSRS more soulful? Bros I need RS to be comfy again...
>>575650426>Is OSRS more soulfulyeah
>>575650426RS3 has never been soulful. If you actually like RS as a game then I would try OSRS, but they're slowly draining the soul out of this one too with god awful updates. Polling was a mistake because the average player is a retarded faggot
actually we dont know anything about the average player unless they release the survrey results
i am probably a good representation of the average player
no you aren't, because i am in fact every player. all of them.
>>575651152i believe we are all one consciousnesswait, it's all me experiencing myself?
like in that television show
>>575651152meant for >>575650992
>>575650426>Can I reclaim the soul by quitting RS3 and switching to OSRS?Not really noThis game is nothing like it used to be and is just basically a glorified bossing simulator while everything else rots
why are you replying to myself
we do know anything about the average player
oh i cant wait until the gamerhood game show its in a few days its going to be so funny maybe next time they can invite an osrs streamer to it
why am i replying to myself. see, because i'm everyone itt
im sauntering and im ambling
>>575651451i know. collective unconscious.wait, it's all me?
stop it
what would you guys do if you were in runey instead of just playing the game and could respawn and stuff
>>575652104fuck your mom until i die and then do it again
>>575652194ur the one in runey not everyone lol
>>575652272i am everyone i just said we are all one consciousness.
>>575652194calm yourself literal incel
>>575652353thats not how the game works
i would visit the makeover mage
>>575652194a perpetual cycle of anons impregnating each others moms for generations
Just bought a fang. Dopamine off the charts. Feel like it's the first significant melee weapon upgrade since the whip like 500 hours ago
>>575650508Barely btw jagex is actively killing all the soul
i would go to the makeover mage and be a cute girl and fuck monsters during my adventures i think
i was thinking that but i wasnt going to post it
>log in>don't wanna do anything>log outsigh maybe the mains were right, i need to spam yama or spam muspah or spam wildy bosses or spam raids im just going dry everywhere i hate my life!!
ok maybe i should have used the reply feature there
>>575652762
>>575643659tahts a trans 100%
how about what you want to do instead of "need" to do. its a game it should be fun right?
faladorian type bs and the goblin hut name a more iconic duo
autumn eev passes. there, i said it.
>>575652939You could do CAs for fun, maybe try minigames u havent touched before or try skilling in varlamore for moon key loops
Thinking of starting playing, anything I need to know beforehand in runescape?
Got hit with the 6 hour auto log out in the middle of a run. OSRS is so addicting.
>>575653394you will spend 1000 hours clicking a tree when you could've spent that time in the gym
Yama feels like the type of femboy who bites the pillow to pieces while having his incredibly tight hole fucked.
ok i re-ignited a mini soul spark for rs3. patience is a virtue. hcim btwt. only plays one character. hcim on both rs3 and osrs. would i consider other game modes? yeah but they're all memes. also rs is really a sunk cost fallacy simulator and i dont think its worth playing more than 3 characters max. even that is pushing it, id prob just do 2. main and an iron.
>>575653394you can goon while you play.
>>575653515Like in UO, so nothing burger
What's the concencus on the post nerf burning claws?
>>575653684Consensus**
>>575652815yep when they invalidated orb charging by having pvm drop charged orbs I knew the games soul was actively being destroyed
>>575653684for mains it's better than a dds until you can get 30m for a voidwaker. irons it's still good
>>575654426when they came for the logs i did not cut wood so i did not speak upwhen they came for the ore i did not mine so i did not speak upwhen they came for the charged elemental orbs there was no one left to speak up for me
>>575653684i havent used mine since im not gonna lie ive just been bringing my dds again because its more fun to spec multiple times and the burning claw nerf ruined that for me because it just feels like cuck d claws when u can do 2 with both and im not strong enough to do cox yet
my dds spec is one and done
is that an update
Slow week for gp gains.
if you don't rwt you're a retard
funny way to spell ironman
>>575658457i agree also. hardcore ironman or nothing
i love gotr so much
why is your gp stack not your first bank slot
I have too many items in my bank.
do I make a tcg ironman
why would you
maybe they dont have a lot going on
theres more fun gimmick accounts to play than tcg, i feel like it won't take long to have nearly all the cards so you're just paying for a gimmicky early game meme account
stupid they never added hcuim
the uim hlc would never allow that, death banking is essential to them
>why arent they spending dev time adding a game mode that 3 people will play
does the tcg plugin retroactively account for xp?like, if i fire it up on my midgame account, will i get a shitload of card packs immediately
clearly not an hlc if they can't adapt to a new way of playing, just shows how garbage even they are
>>575661306the point you dumb zoomer is that they have every other variant so you may as well and more than you think would play it
uim without all the op deathpiling and fake banks would be sovl
>>575661386i agree, it would be. it would be fun as fuck
>>575661386you could say the same about every flavor of ironman. they have changed the game to accommodate them so much at this point that the purpose of the mode has been lost entirely.
my gertrude's cat has officially lost HCIM status, she doesn't have to stress anymore ;_;RIP
if tcg is that easy I will use 1 bond and beat the account before it expires .
i dont believe you
>>575661554i agee thats why i stand alone except for tob i need friends for that one :( unironically kind of looking forward to sending on the shitter world whenever i get better gear
>>575661386so play a uim and don't do those things. come on man this isn't difficult to figure out
>>575662297i would rather have a supported game mode with integrity installed than a shitty fotm gimmick one actually
>>575662602you can't stick to your own principles unless you select an account type that forces them?
>>575662692this is for everyone else
>>575662740why do you care how other people play
i dont
i care about you
>>575662960you sound like a redditor "why dont you let me shit up the game you dont have to use it" its called having wanting integrity in your game
>integrityHAHAHAHA you are a funny cunt
will apple hit 350 tomorrow
you don't have to play rs3 just play like it's osrs without the abilities
>>575663297i wouldn't know what redditors sound like because i don't use redditwhat you're describing is wanting integrity, it's whining that there isn't a gamemode that you want to play despite it being fully available to you if you choose, but simultaneously a weird desire to enforce how others play
did ballbitch quit
>>575661386Okay Mr Reddit, what alternative to deathpiling would you suggest that doesn't end up just being way more powerful than it?
>>575663426what you're describing isn't* wanting integrity
>>575663652...alternative?
i thinking of starting a f2p tilelocked tcg uim thoughts?
>>575663824You've got to have something happen when you die.Unless you're proposing that literally nothing happens and you keep your entire inventory?
Guys how do i make gold as ironman? Not that i need it, seems pretty much useless for most things.
ideally go to heaven
wanting your game to not get enshittified and raped to death by shitter retards isn't wanting integrity btw
>>575653394It's a game that appeals to a dogshit minority of neckbeard players that hold the rest of the community hostage. stop now while you can.
>>575664078Most of the 100m I have on my UIM came from CG and sailing combat.But once you're end game, you just get a bunch of shit from alchs doing whatever bosses.
>>575663824you make the game how it used to be and watch other niggas pick your stuff up if you dont get to it in time and get rid of deathbanking
>>5756640625 minutes to make it back before it despawns
>>575664078revs
>>575664354>>575664315That's still deathpiling.But honestly, you may as well make it a guaranteed wipe at that point.Wow, you sure did "fix" UIM with that one. That would make it so much more fun to play. Go post about in the the OSRS discord game suggestions forum or something.
>>575664490I would also include no boss death chests or clue stashes. 5 minutes vs 1 hour despawn. The only reason I didn't say guaranteed wipe is because that way hcuim has a reason to exist
Yeah but why tho
>>575664490you're quite frankly retarded if you actually think a 5 minute deathpile and people can see it after a bit is the same as current deathpiling mechanics and death banking i dont even have to argue with you further you're just a moron
if (You) yourself do not currently play under the ruleset you propose, then your words carry no weight whatsoever. you have already proved you don't actually care enough to follow through
>>575642759can u tell me who this cutie is
>>575650426>Is OSRS more soulful?it's not soulful at all, it's kidslop that manchildren play for nostalgia
>>575664598Think about a not-end game account. You don't have lumbridge elite diary, you don't have a max POH full of all of the relevant teleports, and assuming by your rules, you not allowed to store any GP in LMS/NMZ coffers.You die and are now in Lumbridge. Your inventory is COMPLETELY clear, because you are a UIM. Where can you actually make it to in 5 minutes?>>575664782It's actually so stupid that people who know nothing about UIM seem to have to strongest opinions about it.
see that's where you are wrong, a huge appeal of this game is having an account people can be impressed by because it is a mmo otherwise why wouldn't you be playing this game offline then
if i could play this game offline i would i hate people
>>575665120don't die? it's supposed to be punishing and a step above hardcore. again though uims dropping EVERYTHING on death is another stupid mechanic that should not be a part of the mode , because they have to deathbank all their gear so they can cheese grinds like the wilderness by having everything safely on the ground for an hour
>>575664254hmm i saw someone making 50mil within the first few days of sailing releasing, but that was selling on grand exchange it looked like he had red cannonballs or something.I'd like to give sailing a go haven't touched it yet, the main expense I'm currently anticipating is the 50,000gp death banks when you die to a boss. My friend on discord said every one of those bosses will save you stuff (for a fee) for the first 50 kills so new players don't risk losing their stuff until they've first gotten a bit of experience with beating the encounter
this whole thing is stupid stupid stupid
>>575653684it's alright albeit i'm still incredibly butthurt about it and it has completely put me off from using it, it just doesn't feel the same anymore and now we have this massive ass gap between the high end spec weapons and early-mid specs AGAIN.
>>575665376>don't die?So that's my point. You may as well make it a guaranteed wipe if the timer is that tight.>it's supposed to be punishing and a step above hardcore.Nobody has ever claimed that. Stop with your retarded and incorrect headcannon.>dropping EVERYTHING on death is another stupid mechanic that should not be a part of the modeIt's very important for being able to get into entrana or do other activities that don't allow you to take things inside.>because they have to deathbank all their gear so they can cheese grinds like the wilderness by having everything safely on the ground for an hourGet your terminology right. Deathbanking before going into the wilderness is an absolutely terrible idea and asking to get wiped.But that aside, "safely" is a stretch. Wipes, full or partial, do happen from people fucking death piling up. Any form of death storage on a UIM is inherently risky.You ***could*** cheese UIM storage just having death piles going all of the time, but holy fuck it's an absolutely tedious and cancerous way to play and nobody actually does this.>>575665421High level sailing monsters absolutely shit out alchables, which is how I got so much gp from it.I really was there for quite a while, grinding out stuff for boat upgrades whiles on bounty tasks, which is how I ended up getting like 50m.
why is there such an absurd price jump between these pieces
i just kissed the frog prince on my male character
doom completed on the troon
qrd on wyrmscraig? anything for a late game iron
bondies love giving their opinions on how game modes should be when theyve never played them and have no interest in playing them
cringe
>>575666481Prior to the recent bot ban waves artio and calvarion were botted to hell and back to the point where you'd have to world hop for ages to find an empty instance.Calvarion was at a relatively low wilderness level so escaping even after getting teleblocked was pretty consistent for bots not to mention super easy to do in 0 budget so even if they die they don't lose much.same for artio ontop of the fact artio had a lot less PKer traffic because it's really easy to get anti-pk'd in artio's cave.Spindel on the other hand was the complete opposite so it was not botted as much and it's the easiest by far to PK in so it has a lot of pker traffic so you end up with a lot less gems on the market.
>>575666575using the new slayer master to farm an imbued heart
>>575666575not really it's another mid game content island, the sword might be good for slayer for those who haven't maxed slayer yet and the new slayer master might be better for imbued hearts but i doubt it'll be worth the hassle with its current numbers.
>>575667175i feel like the swords kinda bad isnt it it since you already profit off of bursting tasks and sword is even slower than venator bow probably along with it being worse at tagging new mobs
>>575667067thanks, anon, that was a really informative answer
>>575666153i thought bounty was some pvp thing i am too noob to hunt players. just wish my bro wasn't such a fag after like 20 years of refusing to try runescape he suddenly gets influenced by youtubers to give it a chance and goes try-hard iron man first thing? very weird. I have some okay combat stats and would love to just be able to buy strong weapon / armour, for now i am stuck with this shitty Dogershaan crossbow & bone bolts.Apparently we can make the choice to permanently disable Iron Man and rejoin the world of the living, i dunno. Maybe things will pickup once we actually start group bossing together, currently on our own solo adventure. We've met up once ingame EVER, it was to grow barley for brewing hops needed in Giant Dwarf quest. Being able to group ironman trade exclusively between eachother / shared bank is sort of nice though. Seems like I'm the only one depositing useful items, it hurts knowing getting Saradomin Trimmed rune plate with white desert boot & family crest white cooking gloves / legends cape is virtually impossible because of the randomness of clue scroll rewards attaining a full set yourself is super unrealistic, or all the pages to complete a bookI suspect this moreso stems from him not wanting me specifically to have paid stat-raising advantages (buying bonds for GP) Oh well, hopefully it'll just make it all the more satisfying when i finally get Dragon boots or amulet of fury. Getting the crafting level needed from your own personally-sourced materials to even be able to cut Onyx is nuts tho
>>575667261It might be good for wildy cave slayer since you can use the cannon to handle the tagging for you and since it's melee it's cheaper to use than barraging for those who have that issue but yeah I don't exactly expect it to be anything mindblowing either, that tick rate is gonna hurt it big time.
has any chunkman gotten the barb assault tile and been forced to get the 1/16000 d chain from high gambles
>>575667261Just think of it as "good melee xp while training slayer" rather than focusing on the slayer xp directly, it probably won't be the best there.I can see myself using it a lot.
>>575667945it's funny how you think they would even do it. all those chunkman fags make exceptions shit like that.
>>575668164limpwurt would do it
>>575666153>entranaNot an issue you don’t need death piles>nobody death pilesevery uim does it , you even agree it’s stupid. They set a timer or use the runelite plugin to keep track of each piles time. Which is exactly the issue I have with the mode. All it does is add tedium and a true ultimate ironman mode without it would be better. Those uim wipes are from them juggling 10 death piles every hour and game updates fucking with the timing and causing it all to despawn
>>575667945https://www.youtube.com/@Sluffin got the pet, I don't remember if he got the d chain or not.
>>575668290I watched that and I think he specifically mentions at some point that he would not go for the dchain, although funnily enough he encounters someone doing barb assault that did get a dchain, guy had done an absurd amount of ba.
>>575668235oh yeah? why didnt he do the uncut onyx from mlm bags of gems then?
>>575668271>Not an issue you don’t need death pilesYes it is, you dumb fuck.>every uim does it , you even agree it’s stupidDeathpiling is absolutely a core part of the game mode and I don't think it's stupid. I'm talking about using it as long-term thing, specifically as a way to try and cheese more permanent storage space, outside of something specific.I've EXTENSIVELY used deathpiles, having done 100 wilderness slayer tasks and completed a voidwaker. I also did a lot of doom while deathpiled, because it's a boss you die at a lot while learning, and holy fuck running back there twice to rebag every time you died was annoying.>All it does is add tedium and a true ultimate ironman modeYou've already admitted that you don't know fucking shit about UIM, so don't try to pull any "true" bullshit with me.You've fundamentally misunderstood the game mode.>Those uim wipes are from them juggling 10 death piles every hour and game updates fucking with the timing and causing it all to despawnGame updates are not an issue, but from what I've seen, it's carelessness, or people not truly respecting the risks. "2 minutes is plenty of time to go reset it".
i think i just drank bull semen what the fuck
>>575669126idk but i assume its because afking mlm or stars for 10 billion hours isnt really a grind in the sense that you're working towards a goal but doing 16000 barbarian assaults is actively playing the game at least
>>575669516>>575668271I've been watching the krak with a k series that was linked here some time ago, it is exactly the kind of uim you two are describing, he doesnt use any storage or deathbanking/deathpiling, when he needs to go to entrana or wildy he uses up all his resources and sells the items to buy resources to use themit just requires more planning, at least in midgame it seems very soulful, idk how well it will work in endgame, im halfway in with his series
>>575670004both are just really long grinds, are you saying the dchain is more valid just because it is less afk than the onyx?because that seems like a dumb and subjective argument
>>575669516tedium of redeath piling every hour and grabbing your dragon mace to go kill vetion risking 100k total just become a regular iron at that point and bank your items skipping that nonsense. I completely understand it which is why you’re irritated I’m calling it out, you’re playing a stopwatch gamemode at that point
>>575670379i agree but i'm only saying that i don't know and am giving a guess as to why, but i do think the d chain is a more valid grind if you're a chud that needs to upload videos to make a living because at least it's more than "hey guys i clicked a rock for another 400 hours and got nothing. until next time"
>>575670608Wait, UIM is slower and more tedious than other game modes??OH MY FUCKING GOD!!
>>575670810and what I’m proposing is even more slower and more tedious, true ultimate ironman with NO banking. Not ironman with banking on a timer
my gnomeballs smell like deathhttps://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Gnomeball
>>575671028>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""true"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""There you are with the fundamental misunderstanding again.UIM is not "lets make everything shit for the sake of it LOL: the gamemode".
>>575671550call it hardcore uim then, happy?
fuck lost my hcim to goblins stupid fucking game
going to this noobs world to watch goblins rape his noob femchar after taking his status away lol
>>575671972Is this you?
the silence is deafening
what
Armed DonkeyVenus DoomSyua
>>575653684 from r*ddit
is using ironman armor cheating?
yeah you didnt really earn it you just clicked a button and got iron armor for free
absolutely disgusting. there truly is no integrity in the uim scene.
>>575672587>that guys married to a goth girldamn…
uhhh jagex?
u missed noob
>>575676714using animation smoothing decreases your accuracy by 20%
>>575676845Who are you talking to?
>>575676714What's the slayer xp/h like at those?
>>575677134dunno
https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/wyrmscraig-is-out-today?oldschool=145 minutes.
im going to sleep instead i dont rly care about any of this i think although i wonder how much exp my furs will give me
>>575677541does this mean we have downtime?
>>575666481>>575667067I thought most of the vws came from the BIG bosses like callisto and suchand that the spider is the hardest of those and the easiest one to get pked at
>>575669516>but from what I've seen, it's carelessness, or people not truly respecting the risks.A lot of the time its from relationship drama funnily enough, both settled and loki are confirmed wiped by gf
Who the fuck is this Craig guy everyone keeps talking about?
>>575678063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFNpbKqK7Fs
what the fuck is up with this update?every time jagex has a contest for players to submit new content, it's always the same winner, and nobody ever questions it?
>>575678328Really?>every time jagex has a contest for players to submit new contentWhen else have they done this?
>>575678402I think the sailing cape design (which looks like shit) was made by some bigname redditor
>>575678328imagine practically being a dev for this game for almost a decade and not being paid for it once
Why does it feel like all 2h weapons, especially in f2p, are incredibly powercrept and useless
>>575678647What are you talking about? All of the best weapons are 2h, even non-megarares.
>>575678647you mean the generic metal tier weapons? that's because they are. but all of them are useless outside of f2p so no one cares.
>>575677541I already have 93 crafting, so is the only new content for me the slayer master?
People really be like "i dont play this game mode nor have any intention of playing this game mode but here's my opinion on what makes the game mode bad and what they should do to not make me play it but make the people who do play it dislike it for no reason"
>tranime picpost ignored
>osrs.prices site changed design; it's uglier??
>He doesn't offer Slayer Points for his tasks (unless you have the Points Mortifier active). Wait what, that's a SCAM
wtf the server crashed
>>575678518It's a skillcape. They all look the fucking same.
>>575680114no they fukken dont I dont wanna bash you incase you have colour blindness but
>>575680212So what, you don't like the colors of the sailing cape?
>>575680296yeah they look really bad
I never saw the sailing cape because I have a max cape
Bank chest requirements
>>575680745in this economy?
>>575680398No they don't.
Skill capes would look so much better without the damn shoulder pads.
>>575681013TRVKE
Alright, /osg/ which would you vote for?
C
B or D are both fine. Anyone who votes A or C is certifiably a homo.
>New cave has wyrms in multiInteresting.
>>575682281Oh wait, that's not multi. It was just a multi instance of the place during the quest.That's boring then.
Does this count as macroing?
Smithing should be able to amplify existing armor, into untradeable pieces.
OMG
why is templeosrs behind cl*udflare now?...
So I've deciphered the message, but I can't figure out how this opens the damn lock...
>>575684570>The last part was just a baitGod damn it.
>>575678647Relics from a time when their attack speed wasn't far worse than other weapons
do you think d3ks will come back and give this quest a shot
who is d3ks?
>>575681235it is not on here but the one with like bright or algea green trims
>>575686271Sounds awful
>>575686317you just have bad colour taste
>>575681235C but with D's icon
>>575686359You just have gay color tastes
>>575679791and helmies be like "hurr durr bondies" even though they all have a main
>>575686471actually my colour tastes are ace
>>575686797>colouropinion disregarded
i don't read blogs to help me understand the new updates>helmie crafting>reddit slayer>BBC swordis that right?
>>575687168Why are you like this
>>575687168you have to go back
>>575687168I don't know how you got to that name for Hallowfell
Only true veterans of OSRS would know what Konduit is.
new boss loot is scurrius tier
that quest was awful and this boss is some amoxliatl level shit in fact i think amoxliatl is actually fucking better than this
>>575687717>>575688247>First Faggot King>Now this garbageThanks for the EPIC pvm content jamflex!!!! YIPPEE!!!!
>>575688247Okay fine, next boss will have mandatory DDR movement mechanics and Guitar Hero prayer flicks at the same time plus gear swapping every 30 seconds. And it'll drop Oathplate but for stab and a BIS something, maybe a magic ammunition slot thing. And the rest of the drop table will be Nightmare tier.
the pet is cool
>>575689065This but add shit filling up your screen and you have faggot king tbqh
Amox is a good "baby's first PvM" boss alongside Scurrius. Those are the bosses you should be getting midgame progression stuff like Belle's Folly and the Zombie Axe from.
im annoyed they added mechanics to the boss why cant they add a click and wait and eat food boss again like giant mole and king black dragon
one more midgame boss cmon devs we are bleeding player counts bad and rs3 revenue is in the toilet but one more midgame boss and we will be a bigger mmo than wow and d3ks will come back come on mod arcane one more midgame boss make it happen no it cant have engaging mechanics because then itll be too hard for d3ks so make it easy one more midgame boss
OSRS is in its tick-perfect punish mechanic era.Pretty fun boss.https://litter.catbox.moe/ist9bd.webm
holy shit im rich
>>575689950Quick, sell it on the GE for max cash so solomission can make a video.
how many tcg cards do you all have? i have 1956.
>>575690238it's already down to 10m.....
oh wait for the "flick mage on the perfect tick for a max hit" you can just 1t flick mage for that part. thats so stupid
sigh another day of being angry at the removal of kourend favour, fuck my stupid fucking retarded nigger life
Fuck this quest gives me the longest of ballsacks.>go get your medium boat>noooo u cant dock here stop using ur brain go talk to redbeard!
>>575691490wait what, when did that happen?
>>575691754two and a half years ago
>>575691490They should've just spruced up the rates on a couple of methods instead of scrapping the whole fucking thing to please the redditors.
>>575691890god damn, it wasnt even that grindy to do.
God damn poopsocks always get to play the new content at 7am on a Wednesday while I slave away it's not fair it's not right
>>575692006But I had to redo it on my ironman and during leagues that one time I picked Zeah and I cried in the shower!
>>575691960removing the favour draining was enough, i thought it was pretty fun to do an i enjoyed doing it on the 3 accounts ive done it on and kourend feel so in your face now without it>some random guy just showed up and wants to use the dark altar spellbook we've developed for centuries with dangerous implications if it gets to xeric?>yeah just let him have it mate
>>575689841I was thinking the dual boppers weren't really a good weapon for taking advantage of the punish, because it only seems to be affecting the first hit splat.I've tried a couple of kills with the zombie axe on crush, and it does seem to be getting faster kills, with my very small sample size.But you lose a ton of ticks with the sword sweep AOE with a 5 tick weapon by running through, so you need to do it "properly" to stop that.https://litter.catbox.moe/yu822a.webm>>575692006It was utterly pointless busywork that didn't add anything to the game.
>>575689841grats on the hitpoint level
>>575692351Don't you have to do the Arceeus quest first? And the real spells are locked behind Kingdom Divided anyway.
i cant figure out this cypher im such a chud retard idiot freak loser moron porn addict
>rick and morty slayer master to appease reddit because muh heart grind was too hard
cardcore is so private equity/indian coded
cardcore is so ai vibe slopcore contentbaitingcel hypemaxxing
>>575692764I'm looking at it now as well kek
what times the flotilla did i miss it
Le heccin boppers
So mad angel is dead on arrival correct?
>>575692764This is what I deciphered so far>starting with sunrise through to sunset and as the moon hings low in the southern sky we will watch ouer herNow to solve the chest kek
>>575692764>>575692947the book on the table mentions "keyword cyphers", the keyword is shown on the note on the staircase. when arranging the cypher translation key, make sure not to translate the letters the wrong way since you need to decrypt them, not encrypt them. trying to give away as much as possible without giving away the answer>>575694019think of the arrows as cardinal directions
>>575694019please spoiler such posts in the future
>>575694674Sorry
>>575694746you ruined the quets for me FUCKYOU
?
No Quest helperNo CareSimple as
As an 80 year old with 4 jobs and 8 kids and no time to play I will be using quest helper
>>575695395weird how we got this massive clothes shop with a tiny island that's basically fremennik but a little different but when we had 3 parts of varlamore come out with a distinct culture and npcs wearing clothes we hadn't had before we got barely any cosmetic clothes thematic to varlamore
why the fuck havent the penguin quests been backported yet?
>>575695429>>575695580it takes less than 30 minutes with a quest helper but if quests are not your cup of tea then fair enough I guess
>>575695631also lame as hell on that note, why the fuck does wc outfit get a special clothing pouch but no other skill does? i want to wear fashionscape not clone outfit
>>575695395omfg
>>575695395Do any on them make give you good ass or tits?
hunter rumors NERFEDpet hunters in SHAMBLES
also heres the day 1 bug for you girls
>>575697232This would never happen to me because my sailing level is 1.
Genuinely a well designed boss and she looks cool as well.
>>575696382
>>575694528thanks, Im not the anon in question but I got it with this hint. I didnt realize keyword ciphers were a specific type of cipher, I thought it was just a general term for all letter mix puzzles
what the hell
I think I'll get 88 mining today mlm is kinda slow
whats it mean for a boat to be lost? i think it just said mine was lost even though it was parked outside mortimer, is that expected or?i also could have misread idk i went back to redrock to get supplies to build wyrmscraig bank chestlet me help you guys, especially my iron sisters, bring these items to the island while you do the quest so you dont need to go back and forth after, boss kill during quest drops the crystaland a hammer+saw
>>575698148hotgood taste, anon
>>575697232QRD? I knew the new hunter thing was going to be a rumor, but I'm not understanding the sheer frustrationIs it really shit to do or something?
>>575698148i thought it would be a Vigenère cipher but it was literally just a substitution cyber with the key FAITHTBCDEGJKLMNOPQRSUVWXYZ thats pretty dumb ngl
>>575697318procs
>>575698746there'd be riots in falador if they'd do something that based
>>575699024
>>575699024no there wouldnt because 90% of the playerbase or more just looks up the answer
>>575697232there's two teleports to the island using jewelry. frankly they should add more things to rumors it's basically the entire point
>>575699740no idea how they didnt add letveks, stymphikes, or crabs
>>575699740which jewellery teles you to the island?
>>575699837They likely forgot, should be added retroactively even if it makes skillers seethe. Otherwise what's the point.
just got boat mogged
private equity slop update
>>575700005you should remind them via a reddit post. ill updoot it
>>575700001slayer ring and idk
can i kick the quest boss to death or will i need items and weaponsd and armor and food
tf I just got back to back jeweller's chisels at 56 and 57 golems
>>575698502>whats it mean for a boat to be lost?It means you can't get it back without paying for recovery and that any sailing activity specific items you had in the hold are wiped. like delivery crates, salvage etc.
>>575700961repair kits and cannonballs stay, however
new sword is ok, its probably better to afk with since melee has better prayer gear
>>575700713can you wield it?
>>575701091no, only use, destroy, examine, but even if you could wield it, you wouldn't be able to utilise it just like you cant fletch with an equipped fletching knife (except for maybe a single-click fletching item like the celastrus bark?)
>>575701223I was thinking birdhouses.
>>575701318of course, that would actually be pretty cool
>>575689841how are you supposed to figure this out without guides?
i legit couldnt figure out the cipher tho
Where treads?
>down to 4m alreadyoh no no no
I'm unvaxed and I have 0 sailing xp
they made the drop wayyyy too common
Hallowfell should only be slightly more difficult to get than burst spells.
>>575702014Same but I have 87 sailing
was there anything in the quest I missed that said why Mortimer's undead
>>575702115it's made for afk melee training, it's not supposed to be a 50m item.
>>575702310its a 1/150 drop from a 1-2 minute boss
>>575702423and it's not good for literally anything except afk melee training, what's the issue?
the fact theres a pet and a jar means that cloggers will run the price of the sword right into the ground
thats fine im iron and cant trade anyways
Is soulreaper fun to use now?
lovely i have to sail all way back across the world to get items for this boss
>>575702798Teleports?
>>575702896its too late for thta im in the middle of some ocean
>>575702798slayer ringboat teleportsteleport scrolland necklace of passage
